SOUL PAY LOL

Don't pay with your Pal, pay with your soul! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
There's a lot of ways to pay for your purchases online,
ven Mo, Payball, Apple, whatever, cripto, but they're all gonna
tap your cash until now. Introducing soul pay. Just click
on the soule pay, Apple pay with a little piece
of your soal and order those shoes you've been winning. Ironically,
you keep all your cash, and let's be honest, you
weren't gonna use your soul anyway, No, just gonna waste

(00:25):
and probably should have frozen. But if you're a harder
and you'd rather keep your useless soul, Introducing butt pay,
pay with your butt. It's actually the oldest currency on
planet Earth, though some people may be more successful than others.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, and then go buy that.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
La boo boo or whatever you need so badly, So.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Remember just say then no, not gonna pay.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Click on soule pay or butt pay and coming soon
kidney pay for the retail idiot in you has no money?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, nurse lol at five five search Lols on iHeartRadio.