March 5, 2025 • 1 min
Think you're too broke or too late for a spring break trip? Think again! Your spring break party is waiting at the Aurora Resevoir!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Has inflation made it that you can't even afford a
spring break bak again for less than a dozen eggs.
You can spring break at the Aurora Reservoir. A res
has it all.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You can search for underwater treasures at the scuba beach
with invisibility up to two feet.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You never know what you can run into. Get wet
and weird on the West Shoor swim beach. Just don't
open your mouth. Seriously, do not get any water in
your mouth. If you do, ask the lifeguard for the kit.
You know they've got an army range for all you
freaky Toxova.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Lights out there.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Google it and the Arapahole horse track is nearby. In
case you have a crippling gambling addiction, just listen to
what past party animals have to say about spring break
at the Aurora Reservoir. Well, the grasshoppers aren't all that
bad in the spring.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
A krawdad pinched me on my foot and my butt.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You'll not get the water in your now. How much
would you pay? Eleven thousand dollars? Eleven hundred held out
for just under eleven dollars. You can res with the
best at the Aurora Reservoir nurse Lol at five oh five.
(01:17):
Search lols on iHeartRadio,
Channel ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Has inflation made it that you can't even afford a
spring break bak again for less than a dozen eggs.
You can spring break at the Aurora Reservoir. A res
has it all.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You can search for underwater treasures at the scuba beach
with invisibility up to two feet.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You never know what you can run into. Get wet
and weird on the West Shoor swim beach. Just don't
open your mouth. Seriously, do not get any water in
your mouth. If you do, ask the lifeguard for the kit.
You know they've got an army range for all you
freaky Toxova.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Lights out there.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Google it and the Arapahole horse track is nearby. In
case you have a crippling gambling addiction, just listen to
what past party animals have to say about spring break
at the Aurora Reservoir. Well, the grasshoppers aren't all that
bad in the spring.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
A krawdad pinched me on my foot and my butt.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
You'll not get the water in your now. How much
would you pay? Eleven thousand dollars? Eleven hundred held out
for just under eleven dollars. You can res with the
best at the Aurora Reservoir nurse Lol at five oh five.
(01:17):
Search lols on iHeartRadio,
Nerf's LOLs at 5:05 News
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