STONER MUTUAL INSURANCE TBT LOL

Do you tend to get injured, or just do stupid things when you're stoned?  Looks like you need Stoner Mutual Insurance... stoner. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Have you ever gotten stoned, walked into traffic and been
hit by a clown car?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
At that, it happens more than you'd think.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's why more and more Colorados from Colorado are getting
stoner insurance because stupid sheet happens every day to stoner's
like you, what.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Does stoner insurance cover?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
What? Stoner insurance covers food or pets you may have
eaten or forgotten to feed.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Oh shut up, bigfoot.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Stoner insurance covers all damages related to totaling, vacuum cleaners,
Chinese finger traps, or octopi. Stoner insurance also covers your game, thumb,
couch sores, not cho cheese burns, just about.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Anything your little stone asking it into.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Just sing our jingle and we'll appear. Oh Stoner insurance.
Well yeah, come here, I just wanted to see if
you do it? Hey, how have you survived this long
without Stoner insurance?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Call today?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Nurve Chello Well at five five sponged by illegal peach
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