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December 11, 2025 54 secs
The cause of and solution to all your holiday problems! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three threes. Holidays got you down a shut up?
Why not try booze? Dry some booze.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Booze will not only make you happy ish, it'll make
you forget the holiday season. Drinking booze can actually make
you feel warmer. You can even set fighters with booze drink.
Having shots of booze can actually get that di mindy
from accounting to sleep with you.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
That should be fun and warm. Let's go drink some
booze this time of year. Lots of people drink booze.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Your dad, cops, the mailman, the FedEx guy, the ups guy,
even strippers.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I got booze.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Can't afford Christmas gifts? You won't care if you drink booze.
You can have a cigarette. Can't sleep booze horrible boss booze.
Addicted to booze booze, So at any time you feel
ba humbug, go into a bar. Any bar will do
and get booze. Booze is not for everyone. Ask your
bartender at booze is right for you? Official sponsor of
the holidays

Speaker 1 (00:46):
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