It's the day after the New Zealand Radio & Podcast Awards and we're a little bit worse for wear, with no awards to show for it. Next year is our year for sure! Also, how do you flirt in da club? We're not the best to be giving advice on that.
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The z M podcast Network. Hey everybody, and welcome to
the Brinklin after Party the day after the Radio Awards.
We're surprise we didn't win the Radio Award again. But
that's okay, that's all right. We're going to be nominated.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
We're going for a different record.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
We're going for the most consecutive losses.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yes in a row. Yeah, that's all we're going for.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And so far we're killing it.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
We might have the record.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I think there must be some good of a record.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Six nomination, zero win.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yep, they're pretty good.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Before he won the Oscar, you know, we're in good
company as far as losers go.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
That is a great one to look at because there
was many times that he deserved it and didn't win.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Yeah, and you know what it talked for him to
get it. That bear and he barely spoke in that film.
That bear had to do despicable things to him. So
he's going to hook up with a bear, that's what.
That's all we have to decide. Do we want the award?
Do we want to stay?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I'm willing to go down to k Road, find a
bear and hook up with him.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
For the ratings, I had some speaking of which I
had some enlightening conversations with some men of the Rainbow
community last night.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Oh yeah, oh yes, I was there all.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Sorts of different perspectives and opinions.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
It was one of the best stories. That was one
of the best stories I've heard in a long time.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Opinions specifically on things that I should do in my
love life is what I mean.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yes, I'm talking about new new angles, that's what that's
definitely into that. And this guy's like, every man is
into this. I'm like, yeah, I don't know that I
am because you are, okay, right, all.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Right, Well, I guess you don't know until you try.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
That is very true to what about the question I
was asking people at the after party last night and producers,
we haven't heard Ella's answer or have we.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Heard Claudias, Yeah, we haven't heard. Well we can.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
We can all this this question anyway. So the question was,
if there's one hundred people standing in front of you,
how many of those people out of one hundred are
you going to be attracted to?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Mmmmmm three three? Yeah, you reckon yours as three percent?
You're two three percent of people.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'm picky, Yeah, okay, do you reckon Ella? How many
out of one hundred, I.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Reckon it depends like are these people models.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Or are they there's normal average people, there's not the
normal average people. There are a cross section of society everything.
There's there's hotties and normies and yes and everything in between.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Okay, I think I think guys would be lower because
girls are prettier. Maybe maybe like fifteen guys and.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Are you yelling guys? And for women, maybe like thirty.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Those are quite high numbers. Four girls, and the research
that we've done, I.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Kind of see what she's saying.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Sometimes girls have pretty eyes, and I get swepped up
in their eyes.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Sometimes I said, I said one hundred men, it would
be like five.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
One hundred women, it'd be like five.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah, I want to do one hundred men four one
hundred women seven?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
And Clint, Clint last night, what you said, out of
one hundred women you would be attracted to?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
How many?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well said one hundred, But then I scaled it back
to ninety because I thought of like you thought it through. Yeah,
at first I got a bit excited and I was like,
there's one hundred women that I could hook up with.
And then I was like, oh wait, there'll be some.
There's some that I'd be like, no, thank you, yeah,
(04:00):
and you know and you know what and you know what.
So every we asked, we asked a lot of people
this question. Last night, no girl had a number over twenty. Yeah,
out of one hundred, and no man had a number
under seventy.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, yeah, which is wired differently.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, yeah, it was. There's a real a gender divide, Glynn.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
I want to know, So, when you were a single
bag in the day, a youngster and you're in the clubs,
what was your like move you know, to like, oh
my god, you know, when you're dancing with a girl.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I feel sick already got in here, you want.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
To get a drink?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Like, what was your kind of thing?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's a good cushion. It's a good question. I'm trying
to remember. For a period I tried smoking. I was
like what Yeah. I was like, hey, do you want
to go outside for a cigarette? And they're like, do
you smoke? I was like, well.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
That was your move.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That's a good Well, then you can get outside and
you can talk to each other. It was all about
just getting to a place I have a conversation.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Yeah, yeah, you know, on my movezilla, what my move
I still like and this is I reckon.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It still would work to this day.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
So if there was, I'll bet yeah so and this
would like I would I wouldn't care if this was man, woman,
whoever it was, Yep, I would still pull the same move.
Let's say the person I've seen them from across the
room and I'm like, that's that's my person. I'm attracted
to that person. They're in my they're in my four percent. Less,
(05:37):
they're in my four percent.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
No, So I would watch.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I'll be like, okay, sweet, they've gone over to the bar,
and I'll wait for them. They'll order their drinks, and
so just as the persons the bartend is coming back over,
I'll put my arm around them at the back of
the bar and then I'll go that one's on me,
and then pay for their drinks.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It used to work every time.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Throw cash at them.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Yeah, just throw cash at it, and then you know
what I do a lot of the time.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah, So I'd go, I'd pay, pay for the drinks,
and then i'd go two rounds ago, let me know,
let me know when you're getting the next ones, because
they're on you.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
And then I'd walk off. Oh my gosh, So you.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Leave them with a bitter hotness and then you go yeah, yeah, no,
you back off, where is she?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Like who was that girl? Gone?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
And then if if they are interested, they will come
to you, of.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Course, and you don't have to spend the whole night
like going on, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I've done a little, I've came fifty yep, then you
have to come the other fifty.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
I love that. That's my theory, Claudia, what was your party?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I have a very different strategy. So I look at
someone that I that I liked and I would ignore them. Yeah,
they would not make eye contact.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Solid zero.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
The joke, by the way, I was bringing it back
to Leo DiCaprio, he said, six nominations and one win.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Shpn't me. Should we call it the Leo effects? All
we have to do the DiCaprio effects.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
We have to do is we have to do a
really good job for the next year.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah, we started strong.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
We have started very So we started strong with that
poomy in the Ocean Pop.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Video.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
If the Poo, if.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
The aquapoo doesn't get nominated for the Blackie, I don't
know what would the world.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Surely surely I would be so Blackie. By the way,
that's all very in house. The Blackie is the award
for the award.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
It is the award the best piece of the year.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
It's the best moment radio moment, and it can be
quite abstract like girl meth one this year.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
I'd much rather win. This is controversial. I'd much rather
win the Blackie then the show. Yeah, I mean I'd
like to both, like both both would be great. But
I if I if we had to piss to win something,
actually anything, I just I'll take. I'll take Best Commercial.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
At this point, guys, we do our own ceremony when
we all went because you know why, you know what
else with the Blackie, you get to make a speech.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
You don't. You used to get to make a speech
if you won Best Drive Show, and now they have
taken it away.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
It's not that important. Gave no speeches from the Drive Show.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, it's all very political, and it is and.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
It changes and it changes and moves every year.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Just just salty like. It's not like we believe that
we should have won it by now. It's just the
the it's just the getting your hopes up every year
you get nominated and so then you go maybe maybe
we are good enough, and then you never won an award.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Tell the producers what I said to you during the ceremony.
Do you remember, You're like, I really need to go
to the toilet.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Do you remember.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, so our award hadn't been presented yet, so there
was still a tiny glimmer of hope. And Clint's like,
I really need to go to the toilet, but I'm
afraid I'm going to miss, you know, moment when they
do our award. And I said, because it was it
was touch and go, and I said, wait until we
lose and then go straight to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
That's right, you're just planning on us.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I was like, after we lose, then go to the toilet.
We win for.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
Drive Show next year and we're not supposed to make
a speech, do we rush the stage years Yes.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
From our seats.
Speaker 5 (09:41):
We'll bring like a megaphone or something.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Didn't this happen to a friend of the show and
rival show on the Edge, Sharon Casey.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
She didn't win for like years and years and years.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Years and years and years of working with me, and
then oh so you're the problem I could be. And
she started working with Jonavan Bean and she won.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
How many years did she not win? There was many,
many years because I remember seeing something on social media
five I think, okay, well we waited longer.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Sharon, maybe maybe six and then she won and then.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Unlucky number.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
You know, if you win best the best drives whatever
they call it now, big Payrose, Best non breakfast shows,
what is it?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, best non brickfast show.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Do we get one of those big heavy things, Best.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Non breakfast show? Music?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Network network, Network Network music. Do we get a big heavy,
get a big heavy one the gold traffic? And if
we did get the gold trophy? Whose house is.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
At the ACRAS which is the Australian Radio Awards.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Have you guys seen what the trophy looks like?
Speaker 5 (10:53):
For that.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Hangar that was racist? The didgery do Wallaby? Bloody Billy?
Isn't it Kangaroo? It's a crocodile dude's face.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's are you going to tell no?
Speaker 2 (11:21):
It's like what was I telling you?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
It's like a little microphone trophy that's cue quite iconic.
And the reason why I was saying is that if
a show wins, everyone gets.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
A little one.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Well we can make our own if we all, if
we win one, we should we should actually get it
sworn into four bits. There's a gold If it's like
a like a puzzle, you could.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Make a ring out of it. I should melt it down.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
That's a good idea.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I don't think it's gold.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Well, guys, we have to win it for take the plating.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Good planning. Guys.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Do you guys want to know how I got people
the pubs?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, sure?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh sorry? Oh yes, yeah yeah Ella?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
What are you picking up your jumb of chocolate? Sorry?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Is that how you got the I'm floating with Cordia.
We're dancing. It's always when I'm dancing with hands the tongues,
like going around the straw.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Like.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
I feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
It would only be just like hand on the shoulder, and.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Then they know it's your move. I'm the wrong person.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Wait, come and do it to me. Okay, Okay, she's
coming in.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
So we're sitting here.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
No, you're dancing.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Are outside, we're talking, were standing up hot on microphone
dancing and then what do you do?
Speaker 4 (12:48):
And then I'm just like, what's what's our conversation?
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Where are we going to go after this?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
My house?
Speaker 1 (13:03):
God?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Yeah, I mean it was subtle.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
Work on me, though I don't work on me.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You could fart in Clint direction of ninety out of
one hundred. No, yeah, okay, we'll do it later off here.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I got to change my number. By the way, it's
not ninety when I say that, which is the truth.
I feel bad because I feel bad for my wife
because I feel like because my wife is very attractive,
and I feel like I have a low bar. And
then it's like she's like, oh so I'm not even special.
You just pick anybody.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
You're not saying that.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
I'm not saying that. It's not that she is. She's
in she's in the one percent.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
I just but you're just your standard. Your standards are
ninety percent.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, and somehow I managed to get to
the one anyway, I think I make it worse. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Have you ever seen men in black and they have
that pen.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Where they yeah, they click it and it brainwashes people.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, is that that's what I did? Okay, We're gonna
go home because we're hungover.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
I'm gettings for dinner.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
What kind glass noodles is spicy?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Where are we going after this? My house? Facebook?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
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