July 3, 2024 • 8 mins
It's time we greet our family in a happier manner when we get home!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We at the after party.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
We be at the after party. Here's a question for you,
straight off the top. My Auntie sherl. She's in her seventies,
comes from country Queensland.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Is that the question?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
She is?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
She kind of reminds me of one of the Golden Girls.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That website Hold or Not Hold.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, actually a thing upload your own photo to hot
or not and the only options are hot or.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Not photos.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Website.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I really want to do that.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Thing and you scroll through randoms and you just vote hot,
not hot, not hot night.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's right. I really want to do that. That thing
where you give your photo to AI and you ask
AI to roast you. Oh no, that's on Reddit. Photo
on Reddit and you ask people like real people to
roast you. Yeah, I really want to do that.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
What about how Facebook's original reason for existing was for
rating checks disgusting.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And now it runs the planet.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Now it decides just the President of the United States
just says.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
A lot about the creator.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You have to sign in to hold or Not. Now
Hold is now a dating website. Yeah, all right, it's
not anyway, Auntie sir.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Anyway, Auntie sheurl and yes hot, How do you think,
how do you think, like, if she's coming over to
your house, what do you think her greeting is that
she says every time, it's just.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Come into my head. I think it's you.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Or that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, the same. What did you say, Clint, You that's
a good one.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
For the line. It's only me that that's good.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I feel like you're taking inspiration from my mother. Oh,
none of you are right. Get a get a, get a.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Very what's your greeting when you get home?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Um dinner?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Hi babe, Yeah, mine's a bit depressing too, minds Hi, yeah,
need it up it I think because you know what?
You know what we saw today? We had Chelsea Handler
come into the studio and it was a surprise. We
were expecting her a tower later. Yes, so we weren't
ready for her. But when she arrived, we were in
the middle of birthday banger Baby got back by sir
(02:25):
mix A lot was playing up. The energy was up,
and she noticed it straight away when she walked in
the studio. She goes, oh, the energy in here makes difference.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I feel like that's what you want to give off.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yes, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It made her feel really comfortable.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, wasting your time or it was like, come on in.
So the question does your partner want their energy from
you every day?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
My partner definitely does. I've been I've been told off
for not bringing the VI. Yeah, like you know, she goes,
all I want. All I want is for you to
be excited when I get home. It's not that I'm
not excited. I'm just fucking tired.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, but you have to push through that, right, I.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Think if I can ready ready, Okay, let me practice
on you guys. So normally I go, hi, babe?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
What if I went because when you said that, I'm
waiting to go what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, which, there's nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm just tired. Yeah, use want some sympathy?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What if yeah, exactly? What if I go, babe, how
was your day?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay? How about we all we can all practice this
in a minute. We all go and do and put
this into practice tonight and report back tomorrow on the podcast. Okay,
so you give it a go. Normally your greeting is hi.
What if you change it to.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Hey, how was your day? Too hot?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
It's think something's up? She'll think something's up. Tempered a
bit like hello, my children's television.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Today, We're gonna talk about the birds and the bees.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Hey, lady delivery.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Man, does it go for a kiss?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
She won't want that.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
She won't want that. Yeah, you know her vibe.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
And I think it's different when someone's been at home
with the kids. And she's home with sick kids today.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And that's why I said, do they want their energy? Like?
I almost think she doesn't about what about?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You know what she does want? What if you walk in?
You go? What do you call her?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Those loose?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
What can I do to help?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Good?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Off the bat, right off the bat, right off the top?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, what can I do? Not?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
How like?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Do you need help? What can I do?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Or you could go hi loose? How is your day?
Anything I can help with?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I generally do all those things anyway, but.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Just straight straight in with with a more upbeat tone.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I will just try bring by energy to the engines
and we can talk about it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I feel like yours is a mine field.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
My wife's difficult and she's not well.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
As in when I say a minefield, there's sick kids,
you know what I mean? Whereas mine, I feel like
pretty easy, bring the energy. I'm good to go. Ella,
your turn.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
So usually it's like I just open the door and
sometimes people are home, sometimes they're not, but I'm like home, mum,
well you know, it's like tired.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So what are you going to do?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Moms like, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Hi, because I know she's a long hallway. Here's a
bit of a hallway. So it's I do you.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Dropped off at the end, it was still like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Or you could go with.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Mother fuckers?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, motherfucker? What's yeah? Okay, Ellie Okay. Usually it's something
like hello.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I feel like that's that's okay.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Down, Yeah, but I'll go no, hang on late, uh hello,
how are you? It's weird?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Weird?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Hang on? No, what what do you call? Usually Sammy? Sammy? Yeah,
Hi Sammy.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You're like, what what if you what if you're like, hi, Sammy,
missed you?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, maybe going to miss you? Like you've got that
relationship where.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
He'll go but did you?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Doesn't matter. I'm not gonna answer that. Relationships are base
the no, the relationship, like every good relationship has the
foundation of white lies. Do I look at it?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
The yes?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Oh yeah what about it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yes? Absolutely is very brutal and so am I. I
told him he couldn't pull off you know those white singlets.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's because most men can pull it off unless you're
Vin Diesel.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, I'm going to have guns. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Remember that time Clint took off his jumper and had
a word better off?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That was we were all quite video.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
One lovely. I still I don't know if I'll ever
get used to that man.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Sorry, Now, are we going to.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Breeze past the fact that Clint was in fact late
today and slip through as long's.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Another podcast in the podcast?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The podcast that's just fun.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, because we kick off the show we do things.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
For the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I was fifteen minutes late, but actually I was an
hour and fifteen minutes later.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Were you listening when we started the show?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, I can't it from hosking to you, it was good.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
We're bringing the listeners over. Yeah there, And then you're like, oh,
I wonder what they're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
That's not fun.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Well, good on you, Good on you have a great day.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Everybody have a great day.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Everybody, stick some sunshine up your butt hole and get
them mother sun your perineum and we'll catch you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Get late on Facebook TikTok and live weekdays for three
on
The ZiT M podcast network.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We at the after party.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
We be at the after party. Here's a question for you,
straight off the top. My Auntie sherl. She's in her seventies,
comes from country Queensland.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Is that the question?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
She is?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
She kind of reminds me of one of the Golden Girls.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That website Hold or Not Hold.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Yeah, actually a thing upload your own photo to hot
or not and the only options are hot or.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Not photos.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Website.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I really want to do that.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Thing and you scroll through randoms and you just vote hot,
not hot, not hot night.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
That's right. I really want to do that. That thing
where you give your photo to AI and you ask
AI to roast you. Oh no, that's on Reddit. Photo
on Reddit and you ask people like real people to
roast you. Yeah, I really want to do that.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
What about how Facebook's original reason for existing was for
rating checks disgusting.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And now it runs the planet.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Now it decides just the President of the United States
just says.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
A lot about the creator.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You have to sign in to hold or Not. Now
Hold is now a dating website. Yeah, all right, it's
not anyway, Auntie sir.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Anyway, Auntie sheurl and yes hot, How do you think,
how do you think, like, if she's coming over to
your house, what do you think her greeting is that
she says every time, it's just.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Come into my head. I think it's you.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Or that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, the same. What did you say, Clint, You that's
a good one.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
For the line. It's only me that that's good.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I feel like you're taking inspiration from my mother. Oh,
none of you are right. Get a get a, get a.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Very what's your greeting when you get home?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Um dinner?
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Hi babe, Yeah, mine's a bit depressing too, minds Hi, yeah,
need it up it I think because you know what?
You know what we saw today? We had Chelsea Handler
come into the studio and it was a surprise. We
were expecting her a tower later. Yes, so we weren't
ready for her. But when she arrived, we were in
the middle of birthday banger Baby got back by sir
(02:25):
mix A lot was playing up. The energy was up,
and she noticed it straight away when she walked in
the studio. She goes, oh, the energy in here makes difference.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I feel like that's what you want to give off.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yes, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It made her feel really comfortable.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, wasting your time or it was like, come on in.
So the question does your partner want their energy from
you every day?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
My partner definitely does. I've been I've been told off
for not bringing the VI. Yeah, like you know, she goes,
all I want. All I want is for you to
be excited when I get home. It's not that I'm
not excited. I'm just fucking tired.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, but you have to push through that, right, I.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Think if I can ready ready, Okay, let me practice
on you guys. So normally I go, hi, babe?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
What if I went because when you said that, I'm
waiting to go what's wrong?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, which, there's nothing.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm just tired. Yeah, use want some sympathy?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What if yeah, exactly? What if I go, babe, how
was your day?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Okay? How about we all we can all practice this
in a minute. We all go and do and put
this into practice tonight and report back tomorrow on the podcast. Okay,
so you give it a go. Normally your greeting is hi.
What if you change it to.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Hey, how was your day? Too hot?
Speaker 4 (03:49):
It's think something's up? She'll think something's up. Tempered a
bit like hello, my children's television.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Today, We're gonna talk about the birds and the bees.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Hey, lady delivery.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Man, does it go for a kiss?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
She won't want that.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
She won't want that. Yeah, you know her vibe.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
And I think it's different when someone's been at home
with the kids. And she's home with sick kids today.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And that's why I said, do they want their energy? Like?
I almost think she doesn't about what about?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
You know what she does want? What if you walk in?
You go? What do you call her?
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Those loose?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
What can I do to help?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Good?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Off the bat, right off the bat, right off the top?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, what can I do? Not?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
How like?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Do you need help? What can I do?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Or you could go hi loose? How is your day?
Anything I can help with?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I generally do all those things anyway, but.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Just straight straight in with with a more upbeat tone.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I will just try bring by energy to the engines
and we can talk about it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I feel like yours is a mine field.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
My wife's difficult and she's not well.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
As in when I say a minefield, there's sick kids,
you know what I mean? Whereas mine, I feel like
pretty easy, bring the energy. I'm good to go. Ella,
your turn.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
So usually it's like I just open the door and
sometimes people are home, sometimes they're not, but I'm like home, mum,
well you know, it's like tired.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
So what are you going to do?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Moms like, okay.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Hi, because I know she's a long hallway. Here's a
bit of a hallway. So it's I do you.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Dropped off at the end, it was still like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Or you could go with.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Mother fuckers?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, motherfucker? What's yeah? Okay, Ellie Okay. Usually it's something
like hello.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I feel like that's that's okay.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Down, Yeah, but I'll go no, hang on late, uh hello,
how are you? It's weird?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Weird?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Hang on? No, what what do you call? Usually Sammy? Sammy? Yeah,
Hi Sammy.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
You're like, what what if you what if you're like, hi, Sammy,
missed you?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Okay, maybe going to miss you? Like you've got that
relationship where.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
He'll go but did you?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Doesn't matter. I'm not gonna answer that. Relationships are base
the no, the relationship, like every good relationship has the
foundation of white lies. Do I look at it?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
The yes?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Oh yeah what about it? Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yes? Absolutely is very brutal and so am I. I
told him he couldn't pull off you know those white singlets.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's because most men can pull it off unless you're
Vin Diesel.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, I'm going to have guns. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Remember that time Clint took off his jumper and had
a word better off?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
That was we were all quite video.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
One lovely. I still I don't know if I'll ever
get used to that man.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Sorry, Now, are we going to.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Breeze past the fact that Clint was in fact late
today and slip through as long's.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Another podcast in the podcast?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The podcast that's just fun.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, because we kick off the show we do things.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
For the radio.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I was fifteen minutes late, but actually I was an
hour and fifteen minutes later.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Were you listening when we started the show?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah, I can't it from hosking to you, it was good.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
We're bringing the listeners over. Yeah there, And then you're like, oh,
I wonder what they're gonna do.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
That's not fun.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Well, good on you, Good on you have a great day.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Everybody have a great day.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Everybody, stick some sunshine up your butt hole and get
them mother sun your perineum and we'll catch you tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Get late on Facebook TikTok and live weekdays for three
on
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