August 19, 2024 • 10 mins
We're BACK! Hopefully this is the triumphant return you've been waiting for... but let's be real, it's probably not. Especially with how fast we start talking about facial herpes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M Podcast Network six five six, Hi everybody,
we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi, guys, like facial herbes, you never really read?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Are you someone.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Who went away for a bit, but we're back?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Have you ever read straight into the the facial but
have you ever read like the studies or the the
theories done around people who can't get it?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Nah, like like the girl on the Last of Us, like.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Who are immune?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, yeah, but two cold sols? People who are immune?
I reckon, I'm immune?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Well, don't here we go? Yeah, in a radio studio,
that's a tough, dangerous thing to say, because we'll be like, are.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You have you ever had one? Know, well you could
be you could be immune as well.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well I never had one. Ella colds right, yeah, yeah
you have not for years.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
But don't cold s? You know what's real weird? My
mom My mom had them a lot growing up when
we were young, when we were young, and then I
can't remember her having one for the last fifteen years.
(01:34):
Stop getting them.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Because if they are viral and they're transmitted by kissing,
they're transmitted right my dip here, but a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Of different ways, but yes, kissing, GiB me one, you
woulds your mom Na. She was very mindful, like if
she ever had a cold saw, not.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
To does she wear the motivate helmet? The lady on
the virex ad.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Is that what she does?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Remember that for the Virax And the lady goes into
the office the motorbike camet. She's swimming with a motorbike cameic.
She doesn't want anyone to see a cold saw. And
they're like, you don't have to hide it anymore. Get
the Virax petches. It's iconic.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Ad you don't remember it sounds like a good ad.
It obviously worked for you.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, well what of if I had an.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I felt so bad for people who get colds. They
look so painful and just people shame you. They wouldn't
do that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Claudia, don't don't do anything else. I don't want to
get the one down there?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
What do you mean the one down there? What you
don't get You get the face version down there?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Either?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No, you don't, Yeah, you get that version.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
You get facial herpes.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
There's a difference. They're two different strains.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So can you get genital herpies on the face? Yes,
fuck you can have you got that?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Congrats?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And it was obvious people like, oh, I fucking know
how you got that?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Well, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Guys, this is not this is not inclusive. This is
not it's not We've been away for two weeks. This
is the best content. Content content, and we got.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What content, and we got's got something?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
No juice, no juice.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Juice, juice, juice, juice, juice, juice.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
A new doctor. Are they hot? Which is what you
want from a doctor. I don't want a hot doctor.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What if I have to show them my wiener? Or
this is not inclusive, let's want Let's hope it is inclusive.
Let's I don't care if they're hot, I'm going to
get nervous.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Let's hope you don't call it a wiener in front
of your doctor.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I'm not I can call it whatever I want.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Would be way more embarrassing than actually getting out your wiener.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What if I went to my doctor and said, I
got this face, I got this herpie on my face
from my wiener.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
He's like, how did you do that? Like, I'm quite flexible.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
No, that's not juice, that's not juice. What else is juice?
We're saving all of that for the radio, though.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I've got a ripping story, but I'm saving it for
the radio in the next couple of days.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Good, because I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Like I reckon this story I'm going to tell on
the radio in the next couple of days would be maybe. No, No,
I'm not going to say because then you then you.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You brought it up. Yeah, well it's holp. We get
these stupid iffing cameras fixed before then, otherwise that stir
will be lost to the annals of time.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
True. Have you met the new check in the office?
Who's the new check? The name's Candace? Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
No, that was.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Like twenty seconds.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You're welcome. We'd like to meet it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'd love to meet it. She sounds lovely.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
She does not have her bea find out?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Have you have you? Have you met the other new chick? Dickens, Dickens,
dick in my mouth and what dicken new dick insider
for a while.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It took me a while.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I feel drunk.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
That's the one. You should have saved that for the
pub When I was going up to the barge. Can
you grab me a cider? Yeah? Which one?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
See if they've got the Dickens, Yeah, ask for the Dickens.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
The best can I please get Can I please get
a Dick Insider? That's funny.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Remember when I called the pub and as and if
they sell Dick Insider? You did not? You? We called
a bottle of and I said, can you do you
sell Dick Insider?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You know there's two weeks off of and I had
real R and R. I think you challenged me to
it before we left. You could try just relaxing. I did.
I'm an active relaxed so I did my version of relaxing.
But I did do some relaxing, and it really gave
me a glimpse into what not having a job would
be like. Is it good? Fuck, it's so good. And
(06:14):
I don't understand. Well, I do understand. You have to
win lotto or in here it a hell of a
lot of money. Yeah, But I feel like if I
had no need for money, you know, people are like,
I'd still work.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I wouldn't, No way, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Just do what you want to do.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Maybe in five or ten years, sure, once I've got
everything out of my system. But I feel like I've
got so much stuff to do that I could just do.
And oh fuck it was good.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
So out of one to ten.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
So I wristed, relaxed, ready to go. And then on
Saturday night I went out and watched the All Blacks
and got pretty hammered. Oh I'm on day two of
my two days hangover.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, I thought, you know, were both going to come
back after your little trips to both was going to
you know, your day to hangover. You might as well
because she's so I am exhausted. I feel like my
trip was quite an a.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Going to a concert tonight. You know you're going to
a concert. I know, so doing it to myself.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
But my trip was quite active. I haven't been that
active in ages. Like I was swimming out to bloody
hook lines onto rocks so the boat would stay still
during the night. I was pulling the ropes in. I
was sea sick at all. Oh see, I've got a
story about that, but I'm saving.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It from the radio.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I can't ask you anything, No, don't ask me shit.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Breeze bikini pecks on our Instagram story.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
At the moment, I just thought, you know, I got
to bring the followers up, got to post some bikandi picks.
It went well, how many views as it got? It's
a great question.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'll do. I'll do one soon?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Are you going to do one? No, but we've all
seen that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm going to get some of those gutters and take
a photo of that.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Please don't ever do that again.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, what did you call it?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Gutters?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Because it's my gutters.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I'll show my gutter. That's a different story.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It's more of a cispat, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I've got a few names for it.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
More of a mess of down pipe? Should we? I mean,
this is not the first This is not the podcast
I expected us to come back to.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Sorry, Can I just say I apologize. I apologize to Clint.
I apologize for everyone. This is not just for Clint, Yeah,
for the for this level of content for our first podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
We will So I thought you were taking the blame.
I what you're saying. I apologize to Clint. I apologize.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Oh no, no, no, no, I think you haven't really
added anything much else either. Wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I told you that story about my doctor.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
You just said, you just said, now turn my mic off.
You just said gutters gutters on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
No I didn't you said gutters. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah. So when I say you didn't add much, you
took it to the gunner. I actually ended a really
funny joke.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
That was good, That was good, that was good, that good.
People literally missed this podcast post.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
We miss you, We miss you guys, and I say
we ended here because I've got a concert to go
to and I don't know if I'm going to get there,
but I want to leave now, please now, please.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Leave you with what's the sound?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Is it it? It's going to be going to be
a twist.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
For us out guys. Deal five six seventy cht you.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
The good news is it's only up from here. Set
the bottom.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
By Friday, we will be compared to this one.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Stick with us, Everybody have faith Brandon on instance, Facebook,
TikTok and live weekdays for three on Stadium sim
The ZiT M Podcast Network six five six, Hi everybody,
we're back.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Hi, guys, like facial herbes, you never really read?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Are you someone.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Who went away for a bit, but we're back?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Have you ever read straight into the the facial but
have you ever read like the studies or the the
theories done around people who can't get it?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Nah, like like the girl on the Last of Us, like.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Who are immune?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, yeah, but two cold sols? People who are immune?
I reckon, I'm immune?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Well, don't here we go? Yeah, in a radio studio,
that's a tough, dangerous thing to say, because we'll be like, are.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
You have you ever had one? Know, well you could
be you could be immune as well.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well I never had one. Ella colds right, yeah, yeah
you have not for years.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
But don't cold s? You know what's real weird? My
mom My mom had them a lot growing up when
we were young, when we were young, and then I
can't remember her having one for the last fifteen years.
(01:34):
Stop getting them.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Because if they are viral and they're transmitted by kissing,
they're transmitted right my dip here, but a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Of different ways, but yes, kissing, GiB me one, you
woulds your mom Na. She was very mindful, like if
she ever had a cold saw, not.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
To does she wear the motivate helmet? The lady on
the virex ad.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Is that what she does?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Remember that for the Virax And the lady goes into
the office the motorbike camet. She's swimming with a motorbike cameic.
She doesn't want anyone to see a cold saw. And
they're like, you don't have to hide it anymore. Get
the Virax petches. It's iconic.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Ad you don't remember it sounds like a good ad.
It obviously worked for you.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, well what of if I had an.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I felt so bad for people who get colds. They
look so painful and just people shame you. They wouldn't
do that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Claudia, don't don't do anything else. I don't want to
get the one down there?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
What do you mean the one down there? What you
don't get You get the face version down there?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Either?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No, you don't, Yeah, you get that version.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
You get facial herpes.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
There's a difference. They're two different strains.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So can you get genital herpies on the face? Yes,
fuck you can have you got that?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Congrats?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And it was obvious people like, oh, I fucking know
how you got that?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Well, yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Guys, this is not this is not inclusive. This is
not it's not We've been away for two weeks. This
is the best content. Content content, and we got.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
What content, and we got's got something?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
No juice, no juice.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Juice, juice, juice, juice, juice, juice.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
A new doctor. Are they hot? Which is what you
want from a doctor. I don't want a hot doctor.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What if I have to show them my wiener? Or
this is not inclusive, let's want Let's hope it is inclusive.
Let's I don't care if they're hot, I'm going to
get nervous.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Let's hope you don't call it a wiener in front
of your doctor.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I'm not I can call it whatever I want.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Would be way more embarrassing than actually getting out your wiener.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
What if I went to my doctor and said, I
got this face, I got this herpie on my face
from my wiener.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
He's like, how did you do that? Like, I'm quite flexible.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
No, that's not juice, that's not juice. What else is juice?
We're saving all of that for the radio, though.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I've got a ripping story, but I'm saving it for
the radio in the next couple of days.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Good, because I don't.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Like I reckon this story I'm going to tell on
the radio in the next couple of days would be maybe. No, No,
I'm not going to say because then you then you.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You brought it up. Yeah, well it's holp. We get
these stupid iffing cameras fixed before then, otherwise that stir
will be lost to the annals of time.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
True. Have you met the new check in the office?
Who's the new check? The name's Candace? Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
No, that was.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Like twenty seconds.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You're welcome. We'd like to meet it.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'd love to meet it. She sounds lovely.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
She does not have her bea find out?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Have you have you? Have you met the other new chick? Dickens, Dickens,
dick in my mouth and what dicken new dick insider
for a while.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It took me a while.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I feel drunk.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
That's the one. You should have saved that for the
pub When I was going up to the barge. Can
you grab me a cider? Yeah? Which one?
Speaker 3 (05:29):
See if they've got the Dickens, Yeah, ask for the Dickens.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
The best can I please get Can I please get
a Dick Insider? That's funny.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Remember when I called the pub and as and if
they sell Dick Insider? You did not? You? We called
a bottle of and I said, can you do you
sell Dick Insider?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
You know there's two weeks off of and I had
real R and R. I think you challenged me to
it before we left. You could try just relaxing. I did.
I'm an active relaxed so I did my version of relaxing.
But I did do some relaxing, and it really gave
me a glimpse into what not having a job would
be like. Is it good? Fuck, it's so good. And
(06:14):
I don't understand. Well, I do understand. You have to
win lotto or in here it a hell of a
lot of money. Yeah, But I feel like if I
had no need for money, you know, people are like,
I'd still work.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
I wouldn't, No way, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Just do what you want to do.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Maybe in five or ten years, sure, once I've got
everything out of my system. But I feel like I've
got so much stuff to do that I could just do.
And oh fuck it was good.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
So out of one to ten.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
So I wristed, relaxed, ready to go. And then on
Saturday night I went out and watched the All Blacks
and got pretty hammered. Oh I'm on day two of
my two days hangover.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, I thought, you know, were both going to come
back after your little trips to both was going to
you know, your day to hangover. You might as well
because she's so I am exhausted. I feel like my
trip was quite an a.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Going to a concert tonight. You know you're going to
a concert. I know, so doing it to myself.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
But my trip was quite active. I haven't been that
active in ages. Like I was swimming out to bloody
hook lines onto rocks so the boat would stay still
during the night. I was pulling the ropes in. I
was sea sick at all. Oh see, I've got a
story about that, but I'm saving.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
It from the radio.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
I can't ask you anything, No, don't ask me shit.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Breeze bikini pecks on our Instagram story.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
At the moment, I just thought, you know, I got
to bring the followers up, got to post some bikandi picks.
It went well, how many views as it got? It's
a great question.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I'll do. I'll do one soon?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Are you going to do one? No, but we've all
seen that.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I'm going to get some of those gutters and take
a photo of that.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Please don't ever do that again.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, what did you call it?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Gutters?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Because it's my gutters.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I'll show my gutter. That's a different story.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
It's more of a cispat, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
I've got a few names for it.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
More of a mess of down pipe? Should we? I mean,
this is not the first This is not the podcast
I expected us to come back to.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
No.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Sorry, Can I just say I apologize. I apologize to Clint.
I apologize for everyone. This is not just for Clint, Yeah,
for the for this level of content for our first podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
We will So I thought you were taking the blame.
I what you're saying. I apologize to Clint. I apologize.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Oh no, no, no, no, I think you haven't really
added anything much else either. Wrong.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I told you that story about my doctor.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
You just said, you just said, now turn my mic off.
You just said gutters gutters on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
No I didn't you said gutters. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah. So when I say you didn't add much, you
took it to the gunner. I actually ended a really
funny joke.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
That was good, That was good, that was good, that good.
People literally missed this podcast post.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
We miss you, We miss you guys, and I say
we ended here because I've got a concert to go
to and I don't know if I'm going to get there,
but I want to leave now, please now, please.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Leave you with what's the sound?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Is it it? It's going to be going to be
a twist.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
For us out guys. Deal five six seventy cht you.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
The good news is it's only up from here. Set
the bottom.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
By Friday, we will be compared to this one.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Stick with us, Everybody have faith Brandon on instance, Facebook,
TikTok and live weekdays for three on Stadium sim
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