September 10, 2024 • 10 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast network. Hey guys, this after party
gets a little bit rude and a little bit raunchy.
So if you are too young or people in the
car are too young, don't listen to this one.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Don't listen to this one.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Listen to the normal podcast, not the after party.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
If you do listen, we have special technology.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, we'll find out and.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
So it will notify us and then we will notify
your parents you and you will get no presents for Christmas.
So don't listen to it if you're young.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Or four. Hi everybody, and welcome to the Brianklin after
Party for four party for four?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Would that's a false pol Would you rather be? Like?
If you had to had to choose, would you rather
be in a threesome or a foursome?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Three? Three? For lots of reasons?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What are the lots of reasons?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
A few reasons?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
What are a few reasons?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Okay? First reason, never had one sounds fun. Second reason,
there's not enough of me to go around four people.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It'll be you and three others.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, whoa like?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
So what essentially what you're what you're like thinking about
is like with three? Yeah, you probably have to do
more juggling, or you're going to be left out?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah? Four? Ah someone? Yeah, God, imagine being the one
left out in the four though they have a four
someone and then turn into a three and you're just
there both. That's what I'm saying. That's that's horrible. Otherwise
you're just having two twosomes, are doing something, and sometime
then it's just two twosomes, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Not if you switch? What if you hold hands you
time it?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Is it like rolling subs where it's three and then
someone's in the chair in the corner, time out? Anyone
needs having electric?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Who wants some oranges?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh? Four could be quite good, Then get oranges. Halftime coach,
I'm about to peak and they're like, get out of here. Okay,
maybe four?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Why are you asking? I don't know, just popped into
my mind scheduling one. No, not me, not me. I
mean you never know, you never know. I'm gonna never
never say never, do you? He goes, absolutely, no way
are you going to believe him?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You can say if you can say anything, you can
say anything. Then judge people on the reaction.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Like I said, never say never. You should never completely
shut off every idea from your life. You don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I thought you guys did swing.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
How would you know if we did? You wouldn't know.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Brianna swinger cell we had swinger?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
We not we I had?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Are you swing?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
She doesn't, Well, that wouldn't be swinging.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh yeah, true, very true.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
We had not we me I had friends, and well
they're still friends of mine. They are still friends of mine.
But this is like back in our mid twenties. But
we had these friends that were in our friends We
had like a friendship group, right, So picture of friendship group,
and there was these two in the friendship group, a
(03:24):
girl couple, and all of a sudden they started really
getting into threesomes, right yeah, like they obviously went through
their recent phase girls. Yes, yeah, and then picture and
then slowly like I'd notice, like one person in our
(03:46):
friend group would tell me about how how they'd been invited,
and then another person had been invited.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
They were just picking off the low hanging fruit and
the friend group.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah did you get invited? Nah, We're still fucked off
about it to this day. You have maybe I was
in I think I was in a relationship at the time.
But if you weren't, I would have had to be
drunk because I know them. I'd rather not know them.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I know nothing about this world. I'm not judging anybody
who is in that world. Sounds a lot of fun, actually,
But I was talking to a mutual friend of ours
who's on a certain app which facilitates this sort of thing. Specifically,
it's not a dating app. It's like a it's a
meat like mind. Yeah, and she was talking about this
(04:38):
person who is her friend, who is a unicorn.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
What's a unicorn?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
A unicorn is someone and this is within that community
and on that app. A unicorn is someone who is
like the switch hitter, the yeah, the person that you were,
the pinch heetter people in relationships bring in, so the
pinchheitter is that what they call them.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
So the pinch heater in a game of like baseball
or softball, they don't play in the game, but they
get bought in at the right moment to come in
and hit.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
So you and your partner decide you want to just
have a bit of fun and bring a third in.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
The unicorn sounds fun, and so you want to be
the un.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The unicorn then looks at your page and sees you
and your part and they say yes or no, and
then they go, yeah, I'll third for you guys, and
then they just come on, you just come in and
be the unicorn.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You pay them.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's like a yeah because because the unicorn wants to
do it and the couple wants to do it, and
the app just facilitates.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah right, I mean no one's getting hurt.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, it sounds like a great set up.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
The unicorn sounds like they have no responsibility and they
just get to come in for the fun totally.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And then if the relationship gets weird afterwards, not your problem.
You're gone.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, the unicorn's off.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, just galloping over the rainbow to the next pot
of gold.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yep, the rainbow bride on its back.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I told you this that there's a like cruise ship
for swingers.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh yeah, I think you did. W God, I don't
know if i'd want to go on that ship.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That cruise ship sounds smelly.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, that that cruise ship sounds damp.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
This is car on TikTok and I just saw it
like a while ago, and they like go on this
cruise ship. They show like it's like a massive you know,
like a dining room. Yeah, and he's just yeah circle
beards like in one room in the open, just like
(06:35):
imagine like you know, a winning venue, like a massive room.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's not there's a there's a gang be situation like everyone.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What do you think of swingers party is?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Really, I haven't been to one.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Although you'll go after your own room and then you
find someone, you switch, you leave your keys in a
bowl and then that's an orgy.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, but some swingers parties are like that.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Maybe that's just like the Friday not activity.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You know, you have to put a disclaimer on the
front of this podcast. Oh okay, hey guys, this after
party gets a little bit rude and a little bit raunchy.
So if you are too young, or people in the
car are too young, don't listen to this one.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Don't listen to this one.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Listen to the normal podcast, not the after party.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
If you do listen, we have special technology we'll find
out and so it will notify us and then we
will notify your parents you and you will get no
presents for Christmas. So don't listen to it. If you're young,
that'll do it all right, So back to the orgy.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Weird that that's your algorithm.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah it was for a second.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
The gay cruises a pretty wild from what I've heard
from my gay men friends.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
They're really confusing too, because literally everybody is wearing a
captain's hat and a sailor's outfit, so you don't know
who's in charge. Emergency.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Can you imagine be nightmare?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Everyone asking how do I give to the lifeboats?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You like?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Probably the one wearing a shirt that's it, you know,
buttoned shirt fully buttoned up shirts. Yeah, well that guy's
going down, but we're coming down?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Who's going down?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But everyone?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Is it? Time to do a theater sports game?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Not today?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
We done? Just one? What theater sports game was your favorite?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
She like the one we played today?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Did you do it tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I just give her one? Okay, So here's here's the
here's the iconic line, and you give her something to Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Hold on, we're ready to go.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, I've got it. Okay, we were a cruise ship
on the crest of the way. So the line is,
just give her one of these. So the line is,
do you remember what the line was? Look simber everything.
The light touches is our kingdom. Okay, give me a
little bit more.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Look simber the light, everything touches is our kingdom.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
A little bit more.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Look simber the light, everything touches is our symbol.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay, now do it like you're the host of a
TV game show.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Looks, hang on, people are here.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Wait you were good at theaters?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
No, I'm good Now.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Okay, the line is, look simber everything the light touches
is our kingdom.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Look simber everything, the light touches is our kingdom.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Okay, say it now like you have a secret.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Look simber like everything touches is our kingdom.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Now say you're in labor.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Speaking of that orgy.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, I was going to say it's direct from the
cruise ship. I'm well done, Ella, that was well done.
That was fantastic. So it's worth the wait.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's worth the way, It's worth the way, absolutely worth
the way. Sama.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Guys is brand Clinton on instance, Facebook, TikTok and live
weekdays for three on
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Him
The ZiT M podcast network. Hey guys, this after party
gets a little bit rude and a little bit raunchy.
So if you are too young or people in the
car are too young, don't listen to this one.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Don't listen to this one.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Listen to the normal podcast, not the after party.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
If you do listen, we have special technology.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, we'll find out and.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
So it will notify us and then we will notify
your parents you and you will get no presents for Christmas.
So don't listen to it if you're young.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Or four. Hi everybody, and welcome to the Brianklin after
Party for four party for four?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Would that's a false pol Would you rather be? Like?
If you had to had to choose, would you rather
be in a threesome or a foursome?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Three? Three? For lots of reasons?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
What are the lots of reasons?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
A few reasons?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
What are a few reasons?
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Okay? First reason, never had one sounds fun. Second reason,
there's not enough of me to go around four people.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
It'll be you and three others.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, whoa like?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
So what essentially what you're what you're like thinking about
is like with three? Yeah, you probably have to do
more juggling, or you're going to be left out?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah? Four? Ah someone? Yeah, God, imagine being the one
left out in the four though they have a four
someone and then turn into a three and you're just
there both. That's what I'm saying. That's that's horrible. Otherwise
you're just having two twosomes, are doing something, and sometime
then it's just two twosomes, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Not if you switch? What if you hold hands you
time it?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Is it like rolling subs where it's three and then
someone's in the chair in the corner, time out? Anyone
needs having electric?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Who wants some oranges?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Oh? Four could be quite good, Then get oranges. Halftime coach,
I'm about to peak and they're like, get out of here. Okay,
maybe four?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Are you?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Why are you asking? I don't know, just popped into
my mind scheduling one. No, not me, not me. I
mean you never know, you never know. I'm gonna never
never say never, do you? He goes, absolutely, no way
are you going to believe him?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
You can say if you can say anything, you can
say anything. Then judge people on the reaction.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Like I said, never say never. You should never completely
shut off every idea from your life. You don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I thought you guys did swing.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
How would you know if we did? You wouldn't know.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Brianna swinger cell we had swinger?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
We not we I had?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Are you swing?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
She doesn't, Well, that wouldn't be swinging.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Oh yeah, true, very true.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
We had not we me I had friends, and well
they're still friends of mine. They are still friends of mine.
But this is like back in our mid twenties. But
we had these friends that were in our friends We
had like a friendship group, right, So picture of friendship group,
and there was these two in the friendship group, a
(03:24):
girl couple, and all of a sudden they started really
getting into threesomes, right yeah, like they obviously went through
their recent phase girls. Yes, yeah, and then picture and
then slowly like I'd notice, like one person in our
(03:46):
friend group would tell me about how how they'd been invited,
and then another person had been invited.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
They were just picking off the low hanging fruit and
the friend group.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah did you get invited? Nah, We're still fucked off
about it to this day. You have maybe I was
in I think I was in a relationship at the time.
But if you weren't, I would have had to be
drunk because I know them. I'd rather not know them.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
I know nothing about this world. I'm not judging anybody
who is in that world. Sounds a lot of fun, actually,
But I was talking to a mutual friend of ours
who's on a certain app which facilitates this sort of thing. Specifically,
it's not a dating app. It's like a it's a
meat like mind. Yeah, and she was talking about this
(04:38):
person who is her friend, who is a unicorn.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
What's a unicorn?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
A unicorn is someone and this is within that community
and on that app. A unicorn is someone who is
like the switch hitter, the yeah, the person that you were,
the pinch heetter people in relationships bring in, so the
pinchheitter is that what they call them.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
So the pinch heater in a game of like baseball
or softball, they don't play in the game, but they
get bought in at the right moment to come in
and hit.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
So you and your partner decide you want to just
have a bit of fun and bring a third in.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
The unicorn sounds fun, and so you want to be
the un.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
The unicorn then looks at your page and sees you
and your part and they say yes or no, and
then they go, yeah, I'll third for you guys, and
then they just come on, you just come in and
be the unicorn.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
You pay them.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
It's like a yeah because because the unicorn wants to
do it and the couple wants to do it, and
the app just facilitates.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah right, I mean no one's getting hurt.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
No, it sounds like a great set up.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
The unicorn sounds like they have no responsibility and they
just get to come in for the fun totally.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
And then if the relationship gets weird afterwards, not your problem.
You're gone.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah, the unicorn's off.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, just galloping over the rainbow to the next pot
of gold.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yep, the rainbow bride on its back.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I told you this that there's a like cruise ship
for swingers.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh yeah, I think you did. W God, I don't
know if i'd want to go on that ship.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That cruise ship sounds smelly.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, that that cruise ship sounds damp.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
This is car on TikTok and I just saw it
like a while ago, and they like go on this
cruise ship. They show like it's like a massive you know,
like a dining room. Yeah, and he's just yeah circle
beards like in one room in the open, just like
(06:35):
imagine like you know, a winning venue, like a massive room.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's not there's a there's a gang be situation like everyone.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What do you think of swingers party is?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Really, I haven't been to one.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Although you'll go after your own room and then you
find someone, you switch, you leave your keys in a
bowl and then that's an orgy.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, but some swingers parties are like that.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Maybe that's just like the Friday not activity.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You know, you have to put a disclaimer on the
front of this podcast. Oh okay, hey guys, this after
party gets a little bit rude and a little bit raunchy.
So if you are too young, or people in the
car are too young, don't listen to this one.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Don't listen to this one.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Listen to the normal podcast, not the after party.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
If you do listen, we have special technology we'll find
out and so it will notify us and then we
will notify your parents you and you will get no
presents for Christmas. So don't listen to it. If you're young,
that'll do it all right, So back to the orgy.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Weird that that's your algorithm.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah it was for a second.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
The gay cruises a pretty wild from what I've heard
from my gay men friends.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
They're really confusing too, because literally everybody is wearing a
captain's hat and a sailor's outfit, so you don't know
who's in charge. Emergency.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Can you imagine be nightmare?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Everyone asking how do I give to the lifeboats?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
You like?
Speaker 1 (08:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Probably the one wearing a shirt that's it, you know,
buttoned shirt fully buttoned up shirts. Yeah, well that guy's
going down, but we're coming down?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Who's going down?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
But everyone?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Is it? Time to do a theater sports game?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Not today?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
We done? Just one? What theater sports game was your favorite?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
She like the one we played today?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Did you do it tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I just give her one? Okay, So here's here's the
here's the iconic line, and you give her something to Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Hold on, we're ready to go.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, I've got it. Okay, we were a cruise ship
on the crest of the way. So the line is,
just give her one of these. So the line is,
do you remember what the line was? Look simber everything.
The light touches is our kingdom. Okay, give me a
little bit more.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Look simber the light, everything touches is our kingdom.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
A little bit more.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Look simber the light, everything touches is our symbol.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Okay, now do it like you're the host of a
TV game show.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Looks, hang on, people are here.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Wait you were good at theaters?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
No, I'm good Now.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Okay, the line is, look simber everything the light touches
is our kingdom.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Look simber everything, the light touches is our kingdom.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Okay, say it now like you have a secret.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Look simber like everything touches is our kingdom.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Now say you're in labor.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Speaking of that orgy.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah, I was going to say it's direct from the
cruise ship. I'm well done, Ella, that was well done.
That was fantastic. So it's worth the wait.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It's worth the way, It's worth the way, absolutely worth
the way. Sama.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Guys is brand Clinton on instance, Facebook, TikTok and live
weekdays for three on
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Him
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