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October 30, 2024 8 mins

It's Producer Ella's birthday which means three things.

  1. There are helium balloons in the office.
  2. She gets to ask any question she wants.
  3. We'll answer that question with helium voices.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Zitim Podcast network. Body, Hey, everybody, so Britne I
are just doing some cur membership math because we've got
to fly to Sydney. We get to fly to Sydney
this Sunday. That Arian, I'm so excited. And neither of

(00:22):
us will have a current crew membership for the.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Mine finishes tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
That's cruel.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
I've never had one.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, you're not going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
You get to go on with them, though. Have you
been in I've been with.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I've taken you in. You're not clin I've been in with.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's my favorite thing.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
My favorite thing about having a carew membership is being
able to take someone in and take other people in
there because I would.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Fly more if I had one.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Honestly, to be honest, the only reason I got one
in the first place is what.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
We used to fly a lot more for this job.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
And I used to fly a lot more to go
home to see my family before all the code stuff happened,
so that was worse.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Now no one has any No one wants to fly anywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
So now it's stuck with content with helium balloons.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Happy birthday, Happy birthday, we got you a quod membership
for your birthday lost in the mail though, and it's
got my.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Name, and we didn't get you any flights to go
with it. So you want us to inhale helium and
do the podcast question for your.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Birthday answering a question. So the question is, and then
you aren't you who said that Claude's got the E?
So clud goes first because they've got my names on them.
We've got helium balloons with my names on it. So
the question is this is so dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
We were discussing it. It was quite good.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
If you had to tongue someone in the team, who
would it be?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
And don't say ship a suck it up?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
No, helium is so flat like mastead of flat.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I'm going to blame the helium for my answer. Okay,
I was on helium.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, if I had to tongue someone, it would be Clint.
Is that because you know you wouldn't feel anything? I mean,
that's not not the answer.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Why is it because you most attracted him? It's one
of the two, could be anything.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Okay, who's got the L L one?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
But you both have one?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Okay, Ella's heaven.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
I feel dizzy. I don't know, just.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
A little nibble into it.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Canine too more more more, you gotta go more than that,
You got to go way more.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, Ella, If you had to tongue someone on the
who would it be?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I think I'm changing my answer.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You've got no helium?

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Have you been the smallest hole in history in that balloon?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Or what.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Hella look like? Hold it with one hand?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
You're gonna just like hello, yeah, hello, hello, hello.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Oh my gosh, what I'm doing?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I a tongue, Claudia. Oh, I thought about it, and
I think it'd be a bit funny, Thank you very much.
I do it drunk?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh fine, not sober?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Only a carriage, Yeah, yeah, alright, Brere.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
If you had the tongue someone like, I'll.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Just prefer it like say this at the top that
I really wouldn't want to tongue any of.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Our road, not be coold, Like, oh, good Jesus, I
brush my teeth. You're saying, oh, I actually don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Floss cool man, I loss and brush my teeth.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Is it full tongue like a full.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Hand.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
It's like a twenty five sick. It's passionate. There's hair ruffling.
Yeah maybe maybe, but maybe a butt grab cheek squeeze.
Oh Jack, this makes me feel sick.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Oh my god, I think I would carget. If it's
all you two making up, I would r okay, literally.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Would you keep up? Would you keep our secret?

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Though?

Speaker 5 (04:23):
If you were telling me keep keep this secret, tell anyone?
But I'd be like, why are we keeping this a secret?
This is this needs to be told because I'm married
for a long term relations reason. Yeah, I mean so,
probably not. I'd probably be like, you guys need to
tell your partners.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
And and is it an affair or is it like
a relationship.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's just a tongue on top and it's at the
Christmas party in front of everyone in a corner.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, primately corner in the corner.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
I'm on a barstol.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
The face Clint would coming towards you.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I can't. I'm on the baste too early and between
my thighs and I'm on the barroom.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Do you puck her up with tongue out?

Speaker 6 (05:17):
All right?

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Come on, Marie, come on, Marie, from the sight of
the balloe your face.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Oh three, if you had to tongue a member of
the Brian Clinton show, who would it be?

Speaker 6 (05:35):
To be honest, I'm pretty upset that no one has
picked me. Can I pick myself? Because I'm pretty mad
at all of you. Actually, not one person has picked me.
I can't pick Ella because she's so young, and that's
just weird.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
One day when I'm older.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Great helium retention.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I'm really good. It's leaving now.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah, maybe in ten years when you know you're in
your thirties and I'm my.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Forties, maybe it's a bit gloomy. It's a bit gloomy.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Can I say it would be Ella? But in ten years?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Chin, No, you have to do it.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
Thus Christmas, buddy, sh I feel.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Like, God, if you say me, it's gonna be real
awkward because then who do I choose?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Everybody wants me. I really don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
You take these things really seriously, like there is going
to happen, because then you never know.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
In Radio Claire, we might get down the line and
be like, remember when.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
You said this, Now you.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Have to do it. It's all on record, like this
is on the internet forever.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Probably Claudia, because I feel like it wouldn't be weird
and just be like, oh, let's have a kiss, and
then that'd be It's.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Have a quick twenty five second tonguing so so far
to Claudia's one Clinton. Not that anyone's keeping score.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
But I tried to pick you.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
You can't pick me.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I try you. That's who you bite her over here.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I keep those choices away.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
I blew my load early.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Ah, just do the voice.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh the old chills again. That's who you're change. I
want to stop thinking about Cordia since she said my
name and that's all it takes for me.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Oh my god, I got the y you do you
want to change your choice here, I'm going to choose Ala.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Again.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
No one still picks group therapy page. Who do you
want to touch the most?

Speaker 2 (07:45):
How is click doing that?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
And you're still picking him over me?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
How it's not because I want to? This is bullshit.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Nobody audio.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
You don't want a summary of the results.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Three glaudiators. I definitely fucking don't.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Go home and cry.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Brand Clint on instance, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from
three on sim

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Did him
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