Bree & Clint's After Party - 27th November 2024

That end of year sadness is hitting hard in the Bree & Clint show, and Producer Ella had a very intimate experience. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M Podcast Network six six.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hey everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Gush's a
flat old room today. Bri and I are bloody neckd
for different reasons, but just bloody. I think it's good
to acknowledge when you're bloody naked. Otherwise you just seem
like a grumpy sea word. You don't say, hey, guys,
this is guys.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
You.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
I just fucking hate life right now.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
I was just saying it all are out there. I
feel like when you guys d g A F don't
ye don't you guys are so funny, like when you
just don't really just like it was so funny today.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
What's a pretty good show today?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Hangover show?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, hungover shows always good.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Just like like whatever comes to mind and just throw
it out.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's really good.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
The reason I am so fucking tired as because of
the dog and trying to settle this dog. And and
so it's my job at night to look after the
dog and get him settled. I really wanted the dog.
The responsibility forced me. I'm fine with that. It's been
two weeks and I'm struggling, and my wife, who has
borne the brunt of raising both of our children so far,

(01:17):
and gone through the toddler face with both of them,
and probably not had a full night sleep for the
last five years. Just looked at me today and she
goes not easy.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
And take it. Time to take it on the chin.
It's been two hard weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I'll just like, I won't complain out loud any What
is the dog up to? What's he doing?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
He will trate it's a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
They really like it. If you create training properly, I
feel bad for them. You're going to say that, why
do you feel bad? It's actually really good.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Feel bad about it?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Good, you shouldn't feel don't feel bad create training. Most
dog trainers, or a lot of dog trainers will say,
it's a great thing.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Feels about it. She's vegan, she's not going to.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Eat the dog.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, I just feel for it.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
It can sleep with me.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
No, they're really good in a crates. Fully create training,
and it's really good because there's like a spot where
he knows.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
It makes them feel secure.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, he goes in there like when we brush him.
He hates it, and we've decided that if he goes
into his crate, that's his safe space.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Gigs, Yeah, him.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
The crate is a safe space. It's like a den,
which that's what dogs want.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
Like, I'm not saying that, I just want to cuddle it,
my little dash hound that I get.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh, you don't even know.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Okay, And I'm tired dog. And the reason I'm tired
depression that'll get you seasonal all regular um.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
That you're gonna say, peerie minopause.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I don't think it's seasonal. I think it's just the
normal regular.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
You can't have a seasonal depression and spread.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
That's why it comes out.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
But then it goes away, the sun comes out, and
you're like, fuck, it wasn't the season depressed. Also, my
drink bottle smells like mold. It doesn't smell like bacteria.
Actually smells like mold.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Do you wash it?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Sniffer?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Oh yeah, that's actually gross.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
That's disgusting. I need to get one of those bottle brushes.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
Hands up, do it?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Do what we talked about?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
No, I'm not doing My hands are up. What are
we doing.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
To get away from me?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Lb you in the face? Yeah yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Well alright, I'm going to go home and eat my feeling.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
So how was the macaroni in a bag?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Pretty fucking average.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
It was real average, and I used it should Yeah,
well that was the first warning sign. And taking advice
from my friend Dan, who he's like, this.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Is so good, you gotta get it. That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
This isn't his main source of food, your freezer.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah, and now treat draw anyway, I judged it and
everything like put the bread crumbs on.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I put a few like little.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
Dried onions and microbs on it. Nah, left the microbes anyway. Yeah,
it puts a little bit of grated parmesan nap.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Still fucking shit. That sucks.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
So what's for dinner tonight? What's your feelings meal?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
My Feeling's meal?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Slobby?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Jo's sloppy, Joe's slobby, Joe's your worst. No, man, it's
literally it's literally onion. I always thought it was celery,
and maybe I just always put celery because I don't
like cooked capsicum.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
But it's just.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Onion, celery, ground beef, tomato, sauce, mustard, worcestershre and some
other spices.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
And then you whack it and then you whack it
in a soft white button.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Oh, lots of butter.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Nah, you don't need butter.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, it wasn't a question, ah what it's rhetorical. It
was a statement. I would put lots of butter on.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
That on the roll. Yeah, I doesn't need it, but
you can.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, I'm holding a micro You can do.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Whatever you can do.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Hate, did you put the microphone down?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
You can do whatever the fact you want to.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Wait, are you wrapping up because I have something to add?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Okay, sure you finish your sentence.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
No, I'm finished. Okay.

Speaker 6 (05:30):
I did laser here removal today and I tell.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
You about it.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Hopefully your hooha doesn't swell up like.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's a bit itchy.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
So if you see me it, just ignore me.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Mine look like a bluega while after it?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Have you have you?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Have you got the spray? Yeah? So she upselled me
eighty extra dollars eighty. It trusts me. It's worth it.
Once that thing starts looking like the elephant man.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
Well, I felt like the elephant. Know, it felt like
a sealman. When she was like, and turn around, did
you ask to do your Yeah? I was doing the
was down there, and then I was like, I don't
know if I asked for my bum like.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
You ask, I'm not sure.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Well, so I did it and she's like I thought
I'd just turn over on my side and maybe like
lisped up my leg. Well they do it differently, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
You turn it did? They make you roll on your
front and then then it's pretty.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yet free.

Speaker 6 (06:27):
So I was on so I had no shirt on
because she did my arms.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Like pig on the spit. So I was like fully
ceiling it.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
My chin's like touching the cheers, this warm zap zap thing.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Conversation during it, I said, no more.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Combo, just about what she's doing. Right, I'd rather than
not just my asshole and you don't want to not
need it out, that's the last thing you want. He's
went around. I hope she will. Hope she didn't do it.
Go in okay, okay, he smooth everything. It's quite painful

(07:17):
in certain spots.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
I was thankfully.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Have you had a corner? I haven't. Yeah, sorry, I've
had my arm pass yet. But not the spots on
the hain that are real tender.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
I was fine, and I would say, like the.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Flaps are extra tenderly did the flaps like the like?
I found nice?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
All out for a while, but.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
Conversations, Yeah, you come in here and talk about your
balls and not my balls jumped.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Off and we listen to that.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
Okay, where the run we did talk nearly finished.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Brand Clinton on instant Facebook, TikTok.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
And live weekdays for three on sim

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Sit Him,