December 4, 2024 • 10 mins
The loosest game of Would You Rather.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT podcast network, and then I woke up because
music was playing. I just suddenly tuned into it. It
was the song.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Sounds like the theme song to a show or something.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It does you wait?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Who sings it?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Shania Twain? What what end? I want to see? Kenny Loggins.
I don't think it's Kinney Loggins, Canny Chisney or someone.
Maybe everyone in country music's.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Named Kenny, Great, Christian, Kenny, Keith, Alan, Willie Willy.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Sorry, Rich and then sorry I am I haven't Would
you rather Okay hit us with it? I've been thinking
about it for a while and I don't know what
I'd pick. But would you rather penises coming out of
elbows mm hmm or penises springing out from your knees?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Say where you want the penises on your head? Then
you can be a dick.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's why Clint's got a scar on his forehead. That's
a good joke.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Is so like, it doesn't make sense, but when you think,
it makes complete sense. Scarring your forehead, but you're not
saying anything about dicks, but it's a scar on your head.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I said, the scar on Clint's forehead, which he has one.
I said, that's from where he got the dick removed
right imply on his forehead, meaning.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
He's a dickhead.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
See, the joke doesn't seem as funny.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
When I'm going to pick the knee penis, I think
because I think they'll be easier to hide.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh, don't do that. I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, i'd have to agree with you, cord I already
want to hide my knees anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, it's no difference, right.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm wearing shorts, shorts because I wear jawts all the time,
and yes, you do long, but I feel like my
whole fanny's out.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You got a lot of thigh. Look at this, like
literally mid thigh.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
We talk about like wearing denim jeans or shorts, and
when they're too tight, this scene like rides into your vagina.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Get god, I hate that. Someone told me once that
the song from Mariana Grande and Nicki Minaj's Side to Side.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
It's about it's about like being on an exercise bike
and then going side to side and the scene running
on you.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Who told you that? I don't know it's.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Not true because it's about something else.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Then there are your mention.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
If it's so niche.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It could be true side you got me move inside
to side? No, no, let me google it. We've before
inside to side. Ariana Grande about the seam in your pants?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
In your pants.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
According to the singer, the top forty hitter is about
having so much that walking in a straight line becomes
a problem.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You go, what the hell? It's just as risque? Yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Have you had that problem that was?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Excuse? Excuse you?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Should we do a few quick Would you rather to
round this out? Would you rather find true love today
or when the lottery next year?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Sorry? Love?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Definitely love? What's the jackpot on the lotto? Because it
doesn't mean you're canceling love totally. It does, that's true.
But if you get the love, you don't get the money.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, but some people never find true love, so you
you run that risk.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
My two great aunties died virgins. What they weren't married,
but I assume like there were missionaries.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Real imagined virgins and rich they died.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, it could be worse.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Rich are they still?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You said they don't?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And Gwinda got so I'm like, you know, when you're
in a wrist home and old she started taking our
dogs toys she wanted.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
To keep them. Oh geez, that story took it to.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Another one another one.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Would you rather be in jail for five years or
be in a coma for a decade?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Jail jail?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I don't want to go to but you lose ten
years if you're in a coma ten years sleeping.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I love that sounds like a great name.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But you jail could really fuck you up exactly where
it like a car. Would jail up?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Claudia come out?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I can just put your Claudia going into jail and
running running like a dirty under ring or something. But
she gets all the prisoners to wear dirty undies and
then sells them online and being the boss of it,
just like on Orange. Okay, next question, would you rather
have another ten years with your partner or a one
night stand with your celebrity crush and no partner?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I don't know who's your celebrity crush. I always struggle
with this.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You're one who would you pick?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Like if someone came to you and said, right, I'm
granting you the wish of you get one night with
your celebrity crush. Who are you picking?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I've got to top of mine. Kristen Stewart, Yeah, you
guys would I.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Just watched I just watched the Christmas movie. She's in
such a good Christmas movie.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I don't like that one. Do you why trauma trauma? Yeah?
Because the trauma it just felt like they fought and
never really apologized.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, but they got there in the end. The end
was nice to watch. You watch it to.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
My other one is Hannah Wattingham from.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
And you would. She's pretty tall.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
She could have left me so easily, such good muscle's pretty.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, she's pretty good looking. Who would you pick? Gella?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I do a girl, just try something new.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You can't just say oh girl, like, let's you have
to pick someone.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Anyone, Billy no man.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I would just want to be her friend, but like
someone Ebby Chatfield's hot.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You'd out of the no offense to Abby Chatfield, like
out of the world.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I don't want to sound like Clint but Sidney Sweeney's.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh God, I just don't. I just don't get it.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I don't think she's pretty, but I just don't get the.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Hype around it.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Let me think I'd probably pick Aubrey Plaza because oh
you put me down thereesa.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Okay, you want one more.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Okay, would you rather have everyone you know be able
to read your thoughts or.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
For everyone you know to have access to your Internet history?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Internet history?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, begrudgingly, Internet history, Internet history slightly less.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I go incognito when I need to, You know how to.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's so easy.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
You literally just right click on Safari or Google and
then you prick and then.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You click new incognito window. Delete this.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
This is a bad story, but a story video of
this kid crying in the background and the parents looking.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
At oh no, and it's like big titties kids, just
like he's so embarrassing, even just the stuff that's not
like the weird sixy stuff, just like the ridiculous questions
that you need to google the answer to.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Okay, what's the last thing you googled?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Gosh, Actually, I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
His true history history history. I found my history.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Mine's all dog kennels because they do fine somewhere to
put the dogs.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I can't even figure out where I'm supposed to be looking.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Lead singer of the Goo Goo Dolls then and now
Michael Boo Blade Christmas Song, and that's about it.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Mine's so boring, and I find it nick cream, Nick.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Cream, go here, and then you click on that and
in the.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Little book, Oh yes, thank you, smooth mas bar.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
What do you need that for?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I alright, mine's just all shopping with my dog. But
there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You should come over to the shore. There's really good
spots we can wrap it.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I want to put my hiking boots on and take
my dog out to the wild ride.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
They can keep talking about that they're hiking and you
will leave.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
How do you feel about pistachios?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I love. I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Turning yours off to Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays for
three on sedium.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Sit him
The ZiT podcast network, and then I woke up because
music was playing. I just suddenly tuned into it. It
was the song.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Sounds like the theme song to a show or something.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It does you wait?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Who sings it?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Shania Twain? What what end? I want to see? Kenny Loggins.
I don't think it's Kinney Loggins, Canny Chisney or someone.
Maybe everyone in country music's.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Named Kenny, Great, Christian, Kenny, Keith, Alan, Willie Willy.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Sorry, Rich and then sorry I am I haven't Would
you rather Okay hit us with it? I've been thinking
about it for a while and I don't know what
I'd pick. But would you rather penises coming out of
elbows mm hmm or penises springing out from your knees?
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Say where you want the penises on your head? Then
you can be a dick.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's why Clint's got a scar on his forehead. That's
a good joke.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Is so like, it doesn't make sense, but when you think,
it makes complete sense. Scarring your forehead, but you're not
saying anything about dicks, but it's a scar on your head.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I said, the scar on Clint's forehead, which he has one.
I said, that's from where he got the dick removed
right imply on his forehead, meaning.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
He's a dickhead.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
See, the joke doesn't seem as funny.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
When I'm going to pick the knee penis, I think
because I think they'll be easier to hide.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh, don't do that. I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah, i'd have to agree with you, cord I already
want to hide my knees anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Yeah, it's no difference, right.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm wearing shorts, shorts because I wear jawts all the time,
and yes, you do long, but I feel like my
whole fanny's out.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You got a lot of thigh. Look at this, like
literally mid thigh.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
We talk about like wearing denim jeans or shorts, and
when they're too tight, this scene like rides into your vagina.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Get god, I hate that. Someone told me once that
the song from Mariana Grande and Nicki Minaj's Side to Side.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
It's about it's about like being on an exercise bike
and then going side to side and the scene running
on you.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Who told you that? I don't know it's.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Not true because it's about something else.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Then there are your mention.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
If it's so niche.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
It could be true side you got me move inside
to side? No, no, let me google it. We've before
inside to side. Ariana Grande about the seam in your pants?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
In your pants.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
According to the singer, the top forty hitter is about
having so much that walking in a straight line becomes
a problem.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
You go, what the hell? It's just as risque? Yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Have you had that problem that was?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Excuse? Excuse you?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Should we do a few quick Would you rather to
round this out? Would you rather find true love today
or when the lottery next year?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Sorry? Love?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Definitely love? What's the jackpot on the lotto? Because it
doesn't mean you're canceling love totally. It does, that's true.
But if you get the love, you don't get the money.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Yeah, but some people never find true love, so you
you run that risk.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
My two great aunties died virgins. What they weren't married,
but I assume like there were missionaries.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Real imagined virgins and rich they died.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, it could be worse.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Rich are they still?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
You said they don't?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And Gwinda got so I'm like, you know, when you're
in a wrist home and old she started taking our
dogs toys she wanted.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
To keep them. Oh geez, that story took it to.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Another one another one.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Would you rather be in jail for five years or
be in a coma for a decade?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Jail jail?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I don't want to go to but you lose ten
years if you're in a coma ten years sleeping.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
I love that sounds like a great name.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
But you jail could really fuck you up exactly where
it like a car. Would jail up?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Claudia come out?
Speaker 4 (05:16):
I can just put your Claudia going into jail and
running running like a dirty under ring or something. But
she gets all the prisoners to wear dirty undies and
then sells them online and being the boss of it,
just like on Orange. Okay, next question, would you rather
have another ten years with your partner or a one
night stand with your celebrity crush and no partner?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I don't know who's your celebrity crush. I always struggle
with this.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You're one who would you pick?
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Like if someone came to you and said, right, I'm
granting you the wish of you get one night with
your celebrity crush. Who are you picking?
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I've got to top of mine. Kristen Stewart, Yeah, you
guys would I.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Just watched I just watched the Christmas movie. She's in
such a good Christmas movie.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I don't like that one. Do you why trauma trauma? Yeah?
Because the trauma it just felt like they fought and
never really apologized.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, but they got there in the end. The end
was nice to watch. You watch it to.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
My other one is Hannah Wattingham from.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
And you would. She's pretty tall.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
She could have left me so easily, such good muscle's pretty.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, she's pretty good looking. Who would you pick? Gella?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I do a girl, just try something new.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
You can't just say oh girl, like, let's you have
to pick someone.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Anyone, Billy no man.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
I would just want to be her friend, but like
someone Ebby Chatfield's hot.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You'd out of the no offense to Abby Chatfield, like
out of the world.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I don't want to sound like Clint but Sidney Sweeney's.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh God, I just don't. I just don't get it.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I don't think she's pretty, but I just don't get the.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Hype around it.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Let me think I'd probably pick Aubrey Plaza because oh
you put me down thereesa.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Okay, you want one more.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Okay, would you rather have everyone you know be able
to read your thoughts or.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
For everyone you know to have access to your Internet history?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Internet history?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, begrudgingly, Internet history, Internet history slightly less.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I go incognito when I need to, You know how to.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's so easy.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
You literally just right click on Safari or Google and
then you prick and then.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You click new incognito window. Delete this.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
This is a bad story, but a story video of
this kid crying in the background and the parents looking.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
At oh no, and it's like big titties kids, just
like he's so embarrassing, even just the stuff that's not
like the weird sixy stuff, just like the ridiculous questions
that you need to google the answer to.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Okay, what's the last thing you googled?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Gosh, Actually, I'm scared.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
His true history history history. I found my history.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Mine's all dog kennels because they do fine somewhere to
put the dogs.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I can't even figure out where I'm supposed to be looking.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Lead singer of the Goo Goo Dolls then and now
Michael Boo Blade Christmas Song, and that's about it.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Mine's so boring, and I find it nick cream, Nick.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Cream, go here, and then you click on that and
in the.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Little book, Oh yes, thank you, smooth mas bar.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
What do you need that for?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I alright, mine's just all shopping with my dog. But
there's nothing.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You should come over to the shore. There's really good
spots we can wrap it.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I want to put my hiking boots on and take
my dog out to the wild ride.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
They can keep talking about that they're hiking and you
will leave.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
How do you feel about pistachios?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I love. I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Turning yours off to Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays for
three on sedium.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Sit him
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