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August 25, 2025 10 mins

Producer Ella has gone completely rogue, and Producer Claud has been faced with her toughest challenge yet. 

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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Hi, everyone, Welcome to the after party.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Thank you, thanks guys for the last forty eight hours.
There's been a actually asshole of mine, and I think
I need some help.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
What we're starting?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Are you joking?

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I'm just seeing how far would you go?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Can we start again?

Speaker 1 (00:36):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
This is this is this lives on forever. Kay.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
You know what we can start with is my mom,
I think is actually very keen on this race.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yes, is she going to fly over?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
What are her terms?

Speaker 6 (00:48):
Over? In the other podcast, which I'd recommend listening to first,
there's a chance well, and then come back to us,
there's a chance that Claudia is going to race Brea
his mum. I thought two hundred meters, but you were
saying that she's more interested in one hundred meters.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Mom said she's more interested in one hundred.

Speaker 6 (01:08):
So it was Claudia, which I think, which is crazy
to me, because one hundred meters is not your strength.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, but that doesn't mean two hundred meters is going
to be bitter.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (01:15):
It could be worse.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Slowed down already.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
But you could pace yourself more over two hundred meters.
You could go because you had no gas left in
the tank, and the one hundred, whereas you could, you
could build up and then you could gun the last person.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I shined bright and then I burn out.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Mom said, Mom said, what's the purse slash? What are
the odds?

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I also want to know that the versus the prize money.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Yeah, that's actually what's in what's in the purse for
the winner?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Come on, Cord, we're not putting the prize for you
asked for. I want one thousand dollars? What they're making
you do that?

Speaker 6 (01:52):
What have you done to deserve six thousand dollars for
winning a running race against breeze?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Mum, winning my first ever race feels like it should
have a big prize.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
We go have you never want a race a hundred bucks?
I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
That's a hundred buck? I never want a trophy.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
So many races when I was right, we get it?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
And what was so annoying back then last year when
we did the hundred race?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
But it was I know.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
You guys, I genuinely felt like that. I was like,
I don't know, I could be the slowest, no way
turned out.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I was if I win, I want a big trophy
with my name engraved on it.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, I just.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Agreed to the terms. It's not going to happen.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Fine, a big trophy, and I want that trophy to
be like a cup, and I want the cup to
be filled with one hundred dollar notes.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
When she says one hundred dollar notes, that could be
two New Zealand dollars, that.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Could be one hundred Wonderland, we could put a hundred
put a couple of hundred dollars in one.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Hundred dollar notes from New Zealand or American curR and
sy Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Right.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
Don't you just want to win something for once? So
don't you want to shot at glory? That's what most
athletes do it for. They don't do it for the
prize money. They do it for the chances of the mortality.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'm not going to lie. I don't. I actually don't
know who would win.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
No, that's why it's such a good race.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
That's like genuinely don't have any past injuries that would
come back.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
There she said three she had a cesarean.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Does that come in that'll be healed.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
My mom was.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Quite athletic, like she played a grade level basketball. She
played a lot of high level nipple.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I played so and she was one hundred meters sprinter
for all.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
I don't know, honestly, honestly, I would imagine.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
In the comedic brilliance if Mama died beat.

Speaker 5 (03:58):
Holy shit, you know what the real be the greatest
thing that had whatever happen, the worst.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Day of my life, the riskers and you'll know what
the likelihood of this is is that your mum, being
the caring person.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
That she is, she would Let's Claudia.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
She would do that too.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
See that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
We have to get right up and be like, don't
you dare.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
So we'd have to give her some sort of incentive
cheer and hoodie, ned cheer and hoodie.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
We'd have to go behind or we go behind Claudia's back,
and we don't tell Claudia. But we say to Breeze, Mum,
if you beat Claudia, yeah, Claudia wins a prize, but
we haven't told her that.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, we say, Claudia wins one thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
But you have to beat her, but you need to
be We don't tell Claudia that because otherwise Claudia will
throw the race. Exactly, and then we say to Claudia.
If you win the race, you'll win a thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Would you actually give me a thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
If we can find a sponsor?

Speaker 4 (04:55):
What can cleanse sponsor?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's a great question.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Brought to you by Clint wait Clinton.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I thought last time we raced, you felt really left out,
and you were going to do the next one.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
You're me to race Breeze.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Mum, who do you want to race me?

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:14):
I didn't feel particularly left out. I don't know who
do you think I should race?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Start with Brie.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
There's a there's there's a there's kind of not a trend,
but there's videos that come up in my feed because
I'm of the age where at Dad's doing one hundred
meter races and just their hamstrings coming off because they
haven't run for so long.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
But they all used to play sport, but then they
just go and do this and then their hamstrings just
come on, come off.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
As a horrific way to explain.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Well, that's what it is. It tears away.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
From the Yeah, yeah, it's pretty yak. My mum's still
messaging me. What she's saying now.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
According she's now putting up she's now proposing other battles.
If Claudia does not want to run, I don't understandable,
as I will probably win I'm running. I then challenge
her to a challenge her to a three point basketball shootout.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I'm not bitter at that.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
You choose up to you.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
I'd rather do the basketball shootout because my pride will
be hurt either way, but then my legs.

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Won't be We could do like a Claudia versemma died
to Catherine.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
They go around to a bunch of different events.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Yeah, one of them being drinking, which you'll definitely win.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
That cooking challenge in then I'm good at cooking.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
My mum's pretty.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
I'm great at give them a bunch of random ingredients
and they need to make a meal from it a recipe.
Mums are good with that kind of I would love
to do that.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
That sounds way more fun than running. It's just the
running that I don't want to do it. It's so embarrassing,
and I'm so unfat, and I've never been good at it.
It's always been a really shameful point in my life.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Lies the joke, Oh really, sorry, but what if what
if you race Mama die and you obliterate her.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, and then you have your shoes and then you.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Go, see, this is why you weren't born to be
a runner.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
And you say, and you say, if I beat her,
you never you never make me run again.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah, that's my one and done.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Yeah, but if you don't, if you don't lose, it's
a sliding scale. Then you have to go to race
an eighty year old man. And if you don't beat her,
and we make you raise a fucking tortoise.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
God, you know what I would like to see Claudia
versus Ross Boss.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yes, yes, that would be a good race.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
There's a challenge in that. Yes, I think he'd smoke me.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
I don't reckon he would.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
He would take one step and be over the finish line.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Really he is. Literally I'll raise all arms and legs. Okay,
I'll raise Ross.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
God who elked what we want to see in this race?
So eight starting blocks got Claudia, Mama die, Ross Boss.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
A miniature pony, an old one.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
And older one.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Can you bring one of your dogs? Can we get
a dog in a wheelchair?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
My neighbour's dog is blind and deaf. We could get
that one.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's good.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Toddler one of Clint's kids.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I reckon, Paula Benet might be the front runner.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Good at that anyone you want to like race?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Who else would be good?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
This is the time to get them on ruby to
We wanted to be.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Your friends with the modest embarrassments.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Zoey Hobbs.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Sorry, Kathy Freeman?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
You saying bolts? And what's that you say?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Is Kathy Freeman still alive?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
What's doing?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
She's still alive.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
You could raise my husband. He's far.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Okay, whatever, hey, leave it with us, Leave it with us.
I don't.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Now you can't you get a turtle that's drunk in
a can of v.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
You're nice, but let's listen to Alfred Claudia. She doesn't
want to, so we shouldn't make her.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Wonder when did she say something you versus Mama dies?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
You versus mother died?

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Mama died?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Do you wait? Do you think Jesus, do you think
you would win?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I think she.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Did, just but just like I think reckon, you just
just no.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I think you think she's being modest. I think she
thinks she would No.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
I genuinely think it would be tight.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Now I might be slow start, and then she gets
I don't think would agree to it if she thinks
she was at risk of losing.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
True, agreed, I'd lose that.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I wouldn't give you enough.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Yeah, but you got free close from Rebel Sports.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
You couldn't say no, your like, okay, fine, I'll you
oh publicly humiliate myself for a free pair of shoes.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
We all do it.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Let us know, let us know on our page who
you think would win that race or if you think
there's a better matchup.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, yeah, go on the after party.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
I do another test spread on my own just to
see if I could beat my eighteen seconds Cody.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
You can run anytime you like. What it is free, free.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Just win.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
The cameras are anytime you like.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
You can run home if you like.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Really yeah, free will be there.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Have to.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Remember what Ela said at the start of this play.
Dead ends bringing Clint on Insta, Facebook, tik, talk

Speaker 3 (10:52):
And live weekdays from three on zid M.
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