September 3, 2025 • 6 mins
On this, the day of Bree's new birthday, nothing's changed, and we're still bullying each other (with love).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You get my reflection and telling your best friend like girl,
(00:02):
I think I poo myself on Breeze new birthday on
my fucking birth supposed to be yesterday, but you didn't
look at it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
That is so good.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I think I poomed myself. Why have I been getting
so badly bullied on this show lately? Oh damn you.
First there was the Taskmaster open it yesterday. Now this
is when you put yourself out there.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
We'll do it to Clint.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's a horrible message to send to people, Cord.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Clint, you do some weird wraps and we'll do it
for the top of hours.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And Clint never puts himself out there.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
I'm never opening up.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, those walls are up.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, I'm never opening up again.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
What's this button that's just called foreskin?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
My friend had the biggest foreskin in the world that
you could hide things in it, Harry.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
That's where you keep your ignore that one.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You can put a you can put a coke can
in there. Do you guys want an update? Full skins?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
It's not a four skin, it's her.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Tail, and she's a girl skin.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's a fucking girl And you know what, even though
you guys don't deserve me to open up and go
to an update on my dog Merl's tail.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's not good, guys. Oh no, not looking good.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
The whole thing gonna have to go.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Do you want to hear?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
In the past, however, many weeks, what we've tried to
wrap her tail.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
The first thing we tried was this like real.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Expensive like sport tape that's meant to be real sticky.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Came straight off.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Then we tried wrapping a sock over her tail, and
then like putting tape around it, which did work okay,
but would come off. Then we tried I then tried
this stuff called flexy. It's essentially if you get third
degree burns and you put it over a third degree
burn it's real sticky. But then it wouldn't breathe, so
(02:03):
then wooden heel so that it wouldn't heel, so then
that was a bust. Then Sapphire, my partner bought home
a tiny little baby sock because the big sock was
too big and it was weighing her tail down too much.
So we put these tiny baby socks on her tail.
That's it just bleeds straight through it. And so today
(02:24):
this might be the last resort. I went to the
chemist and I bought it's a toe a silicon toe guard.
But it's like perfect tail size, but like it's for
your second toe.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I think if you've it's long distance running, I think so,
or if you've got like a.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Really bad, just hotail that's bleeding. Yeah, you haven't even
seen what the bleeding is from.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
From happy tail syndrome. But if people listen to the
other podcast.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dog, he's whacking her tail into the wall.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, it's this one.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It's one side right on the tip of her tail.
And then I don't know how how much they're going
to have to.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Cut off.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Half a tail.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, half a tail wouldn't wouldn't flop around as much,
would lose the whiplash on the end.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What would you rather your dog to have half a
tail or no tail, half a tale.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
My dog's tail is quite magnificent. So is Meryl's tail.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, Meryl's tail is huge, and that's probably why she
hits it on so mny.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, my dog's heels very petted, like it's like a
big brush.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
If I reckon, if your dog lived in our house,
it would have a problem. It's because our house is
so small.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Well, if you loved your dog, you'd move ship thing
to say, we moved.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
We moved into this house because it's a backyard for
the dogs.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
God damn.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
In Brighter News, I'm sorry you're going through that. That's awful.
And I don't know so sick of.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Cleaning blood off the Oh yeah, damn, she went on
the outside. No way, have you met her my other dog, Whitney.
I'd be like, I reckon, she'd love it out.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
So if you brought her a nice kennel, she wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Meryll wouldn't survive a day.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
When would suck?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
She'd be like, Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
In Brighter News, my daughter's whole class listened to the
full podcast that she was on, No No, No One
that they were on Lucy centered in for Tooy's Class News,
the seven minute podcast, and the whole class sat down
and they put it on the TV and they played
the whole podcast for them.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
They like it.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah they did, but I wasn't there,
so I.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Didn't gain any listeners from.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
You'd never know what kids comprehend. They were like, what
the fuck is this?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
What's the radio?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Why's in there?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
You had to get in that box checked.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Some kids would understand it. Yeah, especially if their parents
listen to radio.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah true, you know, true, which means to be a
pretty cool bragged But yeah, some.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Kids would get it. Her age. What are you guys
passing notes?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Do you just drew me a dick?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I'm not very good at drawing them though. It's a
tiny dick. Oh no, it's normal size.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Now, that's way that's way smaller than mine.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's normal size.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Mind's massive, sixes six inch? Actually, what are we talking about? Sorry?
Were talking about children? Like goodness?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh my god, I don't like my mom was.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
That was a beautiful that was That was a beautiful
number of coincidences, one after the other.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
I take about I don't reckon you are already for kids?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Did you say she was ready for kids?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
But I want children?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah? I can maybe give it a year or two.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'm starting my comedy career. I need to hold off.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Yeah, you've got to ye.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
What what notes are you sending each other?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Now?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I'm going to write a note to Clint. Okay, no, just.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Email me check your wait, everyone go listen to the
new the Other show. Cobscribe because it's really good. We
hit a great show today. I just want to say
that it's we hit a surprise for Brie.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
That was really good. Guys that was really good, was
really good, Full Heart was break was very surprised.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
There were tears, there was some good stuff, and we
and good Clint.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
So Clint or good Clint.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Both my reflection and tells I hate everyone.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Plays Brian Clint on Answer, Facebook, TikTok, and
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Live week days from three on ZM
You get my reflection and telling your best friend like girl,
(00:02):
I think I poo myself on Breeze new birthday on
my fucking birth supposed to be yesterday, but you didn't
look at it.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
That is so good.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
I think I poomed myself. Why have I been getting
so badly bullied on this show lately? Oh damn you.
First there was the Taskmaster open it yesterday. Now this
is when you put yourself out there.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
We'll do it to Clint.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's a horrible message to send to people, Cord.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Clint, you do some weird wraps and we'll do it
for the top of hours.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And Clint never puts himself out there.
Speaker 5 (00:39):
I'm never opening up.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah, those walls are up.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, I'm never opening up again.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
What's this button that's just called foreskin?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
My friend had the biggest foreskin in the world that
you could hide things in it, Harry.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
That's where you keep your ignore that one.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You can put a you can put a coke can
in there. Do you guys want an update? Full skins?
Speaker 5 (01:06):
It's not a four skin, it's her.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Tail, and she's a girl skin.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
It's a fucking girl And you know what, even though
you guys don't deserve me to open up and go
to an update on my dog Merl's tail.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
It's not good, guys. Oh no, not looking good.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
The whole thing gonna have to go.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Do you want to hear?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
In the past, however, many weeks, what we've tried to
wrap her tail.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
The first thing we tried was this like real.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Expensive like sport tape that's meant to be real sticky.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Came straight off.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Then we tried wrapping a sock over her tail, and
then like putting tape around it, which did work okay,
but would come off. Then we tried I then tried
this stuff called flexy. It's essentially if you get third
degree burns and you put it over a third degree
burn it's real sticky. But then it wouldn't breathe, so
(02:03):
then wooden heel so that it wouldn't heel, so then
that was a bust. Then Sapphire, my partner bought home
a tiny little baby sock because the big sock was
too big and it was weighing her tail down too much.
So we put these tiny baby socks on her tail.
That's it just bleeds straight through it. And so today
(02:24):
this might be the last resort. I went to the
chemist and I bought it's a toe a silicon toe guard.
But it's like perfect tail size, but like it's for
your second toe.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I think if you've it's long distance running, I think so,
or if you've got like a.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Really bad, just hotail that's bleeding. Yeah, you haven't even
seen what the bleeding is from.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
From happy tail syndrome. But if people listen to the
other podcast.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, dog, he's whacking her tail into the wall.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yeah, it's this one.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It's one side right on the tip of her tail.
And then I don't know how how much they're going
to have to.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Cut off.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Half a tail.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Yeah, half a tail wouldn't wouldn't flop around as much,
would lose the whiplash on the end.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
What would you rather your dog to have half a
tail or no tail, half a tale.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
My dog's tail is quite magnificent. So is Meryl's tail.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, Meryl's tail is huge, and that's probably why she
hits it on so mny.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, my dog's heels very petted, like it's like a
big brush.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
If I reckon, if your dog lived in our house,
it would have a problem. It's because our house is
so small.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Well, if you loved your dog, you'd move ship thing
to say, we moved.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
We moved into this house because it's a backyard for
the dogs.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
God damn.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
In Brighter News, I'm sorry you're going through that. That's awful.
And I don't know so sick of.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Cleaning blood off the Oh yeah, damn, she went on
the outside. No way, have you met her my other dog, Whitney.
I'd be like, I reckon, she'd love it out.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
So if you brought her a nice kennel, she wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Meryll wouldn't survive a day.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
When would suck?
Speaker 3 (04:15):
She'd be like, Oh.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
In Brighter News, my daughter's whole class listened to the
full podcast that she was on, No No, No One
that they were on Lucy centered in for Tooy's Class News,
the seven minute podcast, and the whole class sat down
and they put it on the TV and they played
the whole podcast for them.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
They like it.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah they did, but I wasn't there,
so I.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Didn't gain any listeners from.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
You'd never know what kids comprehend. They were like, what
the fuck is this?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
What's the radio?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Why's in there?
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:50):
You had to get in that box checked.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Some kids would understand it. Yeah, especially if their parents
listen to radio.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah true, you know, true, which means to be a
pretty cool bragged But yeah, some.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Kids would get it. Her age. What are you guys
passing notes?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Do you just drew me a dick?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I'm not very good at drawing them though. It's a
tiny dick. Oh no, it's normal size.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Now, that's way that's way smaller than mine.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
That's normal size.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Mind's massive, sixes six inch? Actually, what are we talking about? Sorry?
Were talking about children? Like goodness?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
What?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Oh my god, I don't like my mom was.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
That was a beautiful that was That was a beautiful
number of coincidences, one after the other.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
I take about I don't reckon you are already for kids?
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Did you say she was ready for kids?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
But I want children?
Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah? I can maybe give it a year or two.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'm starting my comedy career. I need to hold off.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Yeah, you've got to ye.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
What what notes are you sending each other?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Now?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I'm going to write a note to Clint. Okay, no, just.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Email me check your wait, everyone go listen to the
new the Other show. Cobscribe because it's really good. We
hit a great show today. I just want to say
that it's we hit a surprise for Brie.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
That was really good. Guys that was really good, was
really good, Full Heart was break was very surprised.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
There were tears, there was some good stuff, and we
and good Clint.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
So Clint or good Clint.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Both my reflection and tells I hate everyone.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Plays Brian Clint on Answer, Facebook, TikTok, and
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Live week days from three on ZM
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