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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a seaword in this podcast, but it was from
chech GBT, so we couldn't help it, but it's in there.
Welcome to the show, everybody, Welcome to the podcast The
after Party.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I need some help. My friend Dan, who we've spoken
about on this show before, keep sending me this rate
my agent thing because he's a real estate agent and
I was wondering if you guys can help me. So
there's a couple of questions. It says, describe your experience
with Dan. How is their market knowledge, communication, and professionalism?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, I'd say their professionalism is low because they're looking
for ratings from people who have never used him as
a real estate agent.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, technically we kind of have. How well he did
an appraisal on my partner's house. Okay, so technically we
have ok yeah, you can read them, then we can't.
We don't have two out of ten. You make it ship. No,
I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
You could say his manner was lovely.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
He brought me a wine once, so that puts him
up a couple of pea Yeah, lovely, very lovely, did
he Yeah that's nice.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
You're trying to get into your pants?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Yeah, definitely, that's what it is. Yeah, he's a raging,
raging homo sexual.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Does he the partner?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
No he doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeh's cordier.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
We have that in comment. She's angry the stars a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I'm joking. Oh God, isn't angry?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I just have to clarif I'm not angry, A grumpy
is a raging homosexual.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's the details the podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
What huh?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You know? How like when the podcast is inappropriate? We
got something on that.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
What's inappropriate about being a homosexual?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, holy ship, don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
I was.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Children protect children protecting children. Remember when Ella broke up
with her partner for a week and thought she was gay?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
No, I just wanted to she wanted to go off and.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Have her run Springer. She just cried in the corner
so much.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Do you wish you had?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Na?
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I wish I didn't Uni. There was this really hot
girl in my class, focused on the boys.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Wait, I need to know her name. Didn't know how
hot she was? His first name turned the mics off.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Okay, oh yeah, yeah she's hot.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah a few of those.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah, I just think about that. I'm could ahead of go.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Was there any opportunity though, and what would have she
been up for it? And was there any sexual chemistry energy?
Speaker 5 (02:57):
I think if I went back as who I am now, totally,
but I just probably not too scared, not too scared,
just didn't really think about it. Although I did go
on a date with a ranger lady.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Nice, which was not the ranger the person before. Were
they into girls?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Oh, I didn't know that either.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
What was their vibe? Were they butch? No mask?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Like fam like mysterious lipstick mysterious people aren't know, well
mysterious and like darker clothing like wait, wait, like a
not too gothy, not goffy, but just.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Coffee shop Liz coogo. What about with a lesbian cafe?
Lesbian cafe percings?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, imagine that I've just come up with a great
business idea. Yeah, hit me, I'm going to start a
cafe and I'm only I've already done that. I'm only
and I'm only going to hire real hot lesbians to work.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You didn't come up with that business idea. You and
I go to that cafe whenever were in crashes. You
didn't come up with the idea.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
We don't know, We can't confirm that that is actually
the case.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
But in ice cream and say I'm going to invent
ice cream.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
No, but like this would actually be it would be good.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Confirmed you were inside and confirmed it. I I was
winning over my head.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I was like, woman here my gata like I didn't ask.
Imagine if I went up and asked them how many
of your cave?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
You can't get away with it?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
What was I going to say? What would I name
the cafe?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Flap jacks?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
The coffee bean bean is good. I like both these.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Let me think of one.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Breeze Tacorea tacos.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Breeze, breeze. We don't serve Mexican food.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
It's a cafe and a flower shop tulips.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
That might be one of your jokes.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah, yeah, that was good. It was very good.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
The coffee and chulip cups too.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Should I ask pt? Okay, just to see, but I
think I don't reckon che GPT. I'm starting a cafe
and the only people that will work there are lesbians.
Hot hot lesbians.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Please, what are some punny names for it?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Please help me come up names for the cafe.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, sorry, I'm just yelling stuff out now.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Okay, okay, we ready. The first one Sapho's and zips.
That's the straits won't get that one. So yeah, we
need to make it to the straights. No, especially straight men,
because that will be cafe for lesbian No, it's a
(06:02):
cave for everyone to enjoy.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Means more of a side show, right.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I wouldn't I wouldn't have been. I wouldn't have described
it as that. But the daily Grind would work, work
for caupo, queer, dyke, roast, latte ladies, boring steam queens. Yes,
(06:37):
let's brilliant, cafe you haul and oat milk.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Is this the power of supercomputing?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Cafe or gay?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Is this the website that's going to take our jobs?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Babes, barista wives club ship like our and pouring. No,
the only good one was Dike Roast. I said, do
you want to keep the names? More cheeky fun, Yes,
(07:13):
more cheeky fine like Dike Roast. Okay, one more chance
for Chad gpd muffin topless. Okay, been there done her Bye,
pretty good, brud Awakening okay, not bad. Cafe Clit is
(07:43):
pretty good. Venti Vixen's lusty lattes, the U Haul Cafe,
Oat Milk, Orgasms, Holy okay, this is a play on Starbucks.
I don't mind this. Scissor Bucks scissors, chatpts, out of control,
(08:03):
Coupa cunts, coupa counts from chat and it's got to brackets,
bold move but unforgettable. And then this one, actually this
is good flat white not straight.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Flat flat white and busty browns.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okay, babe, nisters, no.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Asians?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
What okay? The last one from chat GPT is the
Daily Lick. There were some are right ones in there.
What was being there? Done? Hers? Pretty good?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
This is great. I've got to go and look after
my children.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
You know, you don't want to.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Do I do? I do me with the warning? Isn't
the dichotomy of my life? The t b T said
the sea word. Hey guys, there's a sea word in
this podcast, but it was from chet GBT so we
couldn't help it. But it's in there and it's not
and there's a lot and there's a lot of lesbian chets.
(09:18):
So if you're a homophobe, l L.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Joseph Ella, if you're listening, this is podcast is probably
not the you.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
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Speaker 2 (09:38):
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