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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Nobody.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, hello there, welcome to the after party. Hello Ducky, Helloa,
lady boy. Why you as you can probably tell it
is just the girls for the second day in a row.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Exhausting.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, for the girls. What did you guys do? Because
I read something somewhere that Schoolies was kicking off soon,
which I feel like is very early.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I don't know what school is is.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah, did you guys? Do you in New Zealand have
anything like Schoolies?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
I don't know what school is.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
So Schoolies takes place on the Gold Coast Service Paradise
where all of the Grade twelve graduates will spend a
week at Schoolies. So that I spend a week at
the Gold Coast. So it's an enormous break kind of.
It's like four it's for the celebration of finishing school
(01:10):
and they have huge parties on the beach and like
they have like yeah, and they have like acts and
stuff and it's just.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So there's like actual bands and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Yeah, it's enormous. It's a huge party that goes for
a week and all these grade twelves, like seventeen year
olds will stay in the Gold Coast with their friends.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
That's awesome. We literally were like, school's done. See yea,
I have a party and someone yeah, then you go
home way. We want to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
It's so fun.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Can we do schoolies at our age? We do our
own schoolies. I don't want to join the seventeen year olds.
I just want to experience schoolies.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It was very fun, but I feel like would be
different as I did go to schoolies three years after
as well, because one of my best mates had graduated
and I was like, well, I'm going to schoolies again.
I only went for like a night. Yeah, but everyone
was like, you're ancient.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
So old mess.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Yeah, you're so old? Are you like a teacher.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Guarantee?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
That's remember.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
You got the story I've told on this show before
where we the boys who were saying in a high
rise building across from the high rise building that we
were staying in, and they wrote their phone number with
tomato sauce on White Towns and then we like got
their number and we're texting them and then they came
over and we all hung out in a pea like that.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, I know that sounds fun. I love drinking games.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
What's your favorite drinking game? What do you guys think
is the greatest drinking game ever created.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I don't know if it's the greatest, but I've taught
me a new one. What isolation?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What's isolation?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
So it is it's a box, but I think I
would adapt it to be whatever amount of drinks that
would get you to a bad like a crazy you.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Need three you mean a responsible level? Yes, drinking.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Sleep.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
So you're all in individual rooms.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
So there's a group of you.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
You're all in individual rooms, bedroom, lounge can you and
you have to, for example, finish a box.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You have no phone, no media.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Sounds terrible, and you have to down it and then
the fun is in the lounge, and so you will
meet up in the lounge.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Sounds like the shitter drinking game. It sounds awful.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I would do like four drinks, Like I don't see
the point in Like passing four drinks is fine sitting
by yourself in a room drinking, but like.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Do you fun? That sounds so.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
And then you come back in the lounge and everyone's
flipping on it and then the fun beginning, or.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
You just all stay in the lounge and the fun
begins straight away.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
You could do.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I love being myself one of the drinking games for me.
Some of the classics and the best ones I've played
over the years. King's Cap Yeah, very good. Never have
I ever Oh yeah, Saucy One, Yeah yeah, of course.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You love that one. I never got invited.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You don't want to play it, I've never played it either.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Or Spin the Bottle.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I never play Spin the Bottles where I got to
kiss girls?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Fin drinking gnger, Oh fine thing. I used to give blocks. Yeah,
I used to give that out as a as a
like a gift for a Secret Center present one year.
Hear because it was like a twenty dollars limit. So
I bought a ginger seat and then wrote, like to
turn it into a drinking gener But I think we
(04:53):
have to all probably agree, or you don't have to agree.
One of the goats of drinking games of all time
beer Pong Pong. If you don't say beer pong right now,
can't go past beer pong. I love beer pong, and
I either like I never have a consistent game. I'll
either start really strong and interribly or the.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Other way around. But either way, there will be one
moment in the game that is just like the best
moment of your life.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Exactly get the last cup, you don't shut.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
The whole round, and then you get the last one,
you're the hero, You're celebrated.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
One of the greatest moments of my life was my
partner her group of friends who were all really cool,
and we got invited to one of her friend's families
beach houses. And I didn't really know anyone that well,
but this one night we will, let's play beer pong,
and so it was me and I can't maybe my partner.
(05:45):
It was us versus these two boys. I think that's
what it was, and a bit of that situation where
I was getting a few and we were kind of
trailing the whole time, and it gets to the point
where they get the last cup of ours and I
think we had two left and so redemption we even
(06:07):
had one, and so yeah, if they get their's in,
then of course you get a redemption shot and no shed.
So everyone's standing around and I love this ball and
fucking nail it and it was the greatest moment of
my life. Which means the game continues on, right, so
(06:28):
we go back and forth. No one's getting this like,
so we've both got one cup left. And anyway, it
gets down the line a bit and they throw it
in lands in our cup again. I step up to
the plate because my partner throws missus. I was like,
this is it lob it boom hits the cup again and.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Then no shed.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
They then throw again and then on the next round
they have redemption. It's all over. Yes, it might be
the great I will never top.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
That game of beer pole iconic.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I think there was beer ponger Ella's hens Do and
it was one of the longest games.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Of my life.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
It just kept going, and not because everyone was doing well,
because everyone was doing equally as ship and missing every single.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Throw and it was like daytime. Yeah, it was really drunk.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
It was still fun.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
But there is a limit.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
There's a time limit, especially if there's other people waiting
like to play, and you're like, oh, no, one wants
to watch this anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
So now I'm in the mood now after we're talking
about this. My birthday's coming up.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
But drinking always say this part of me, did you?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
But no, I want to do something for my birthday.
But my room where I live is a bit small.
I borrow one of your houses and have a little drinkies.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You can borrow mine if you want.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
You can borrow mine if you want.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Drinking games.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Okay, drinking game, and.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It'd just be like work girls. I don't need a
big part.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, yeah, work girls.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You have an October birthday, it's warmsh by then.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, it's like spring because I've got a lot of grass.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
If you want to come and in the grass like
weed or.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
And a lawn.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Right, seriously, would you be keen and I want to
do drinking games and like organize it?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Yeah, you should do like a not a relay, but
like a what's it called when you move around different stations. Yeah,
we'll do isolation first. I'm going to turn up like
I shall on my room. Now you can't get isolated my.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
How about we just force Ella to play Scrumpy Hands
for people that aren't in New Zealand. Scrumpy Hands is
scrumpies this awful sider. It's a big bottleful. It's cheap ass,
like two.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Leaders maybe one and a half liters and one bottle.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
In a plastic bottle. And scrumpy Hands is where they
duct tape two bottles, like one on each hand of
scrumpy and the only way to get the bottle off
is that if you finish drink it. So when you
play Scrumpy Hands, because I've never been dumb enough to play,
if I finish one bottle, does that mean they have
to take that bottle off my hand?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Okay? But you usually do one?
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Or do you do two?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Some people do two. You'd want the second one to
stay closed way so you can work on one.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I think they open them at the same time.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Man.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, And that's the whole point of Scrumpy Hands. What
there's this other game that at an after party from
Celebrity Treasure Island, this TV show that I host, there
was one of the after parties where they played this
game where they put a box on their head and
they'd run at each other at full pace.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I don't remember what it's called.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
It's called box head. And then someone got a really
bad blood nose.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
What's the point in that?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
But you know what, I started a tradition at our
Celebrity Treasure Island after parties, and I'm quite proud of
this tradition where there was I think it was season two,
season two, maybe season three, where I bet this one
of the audio one of the soundies. This girl where
I kept betting her. I was like, I bet I
can beat you in an arm wrestle, because she was like,
(10:21):
you know, I bet I can beat you in an
arm wrestle. I was like, right, the Rat Party, we
wrestle anyway, So everyone, I've been talking about it in
the lead up, and then finally we were there at
this after party and I was like, right, Dari and
it's you and me time to arm wrestle. Let's put
this to bed. Who's going to win? Anyway? I took it.
(10:42):
I took that bitch down. I came up with on
the spot that this camera guy, his name's Joe, I reckon.
He's about six seven, big dude, big lanky dude. I said,
the loser has to do a shot out of Joe's
belly but oh no, and so Joe, without even thinking,
just lays down on the table, pulls his shirt up
(11:04):
and fillow up.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
And then so now there's always like a million arm
wrestles that take place at the Rat Party, and every
time someone loses, you have to do a shot out
of Joe's belly button.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Shout out to Joe, Shout out to Joe.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
I think he secretly kind of is into it, like
he's always keen for a little bit too.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Keen. Yeah, that's team bonding though, That is team bonding.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, but I like that a lot. Hey, our next
team bonding. You guys can do shots out of my
belly button.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I've never done that, haven't you. No, I'd love to.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Okay, I've never done it, but that's on purpose.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I will. I've got quite a deep belly.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Same Actually, do you show me.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
It's private? Show me your belly button's private?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Lord's belly button?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, what's wrong with Lord's belly?
Speaker 1 (11:54):
She just has a close up in her set of
her You do have quite.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
A deep belly button, same as me.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Oh yeah, mineus like that too.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
How weird to think of that? A belly button is
a scar your old mouth. It's your old mouth. Anyway.
On that note, I think it's it's time to night.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
I can't wait to play Isolation.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
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