October 8, 2025 • 9 mins
Producer Ella debuts a brand new bit for the podcast - breaking cat news.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
But I put stress on my body at the gym.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No, that one's titled.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
A new intro.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No, hey, guys got him. Goddamn it. I put stress
on my body out of the dread out.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Of context, guys, out of context might have.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Been one of the grossest things you ever said about presence.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, what was meant to be ironic?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I think I think you just want to talk about
you going to the gym?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Do you not?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
This week? He bought it?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
He did.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Fuck you questions.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
My hard hitting questions. Don't roll your eyes.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Wait wait wait, wait wait wait.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Drum roll.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Hard heading question.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Yeah you really.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Is breaking news reports from TikTok.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
A question for the masses. If you were a.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Cat, would you would you enjoy dry food or wet food?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Discuss?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
This is good.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
This is a good question.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So my main.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Source of knowledge, the thing that informs my opinion, would
be my own cat, right and watching it. Yep, my
cat enjoys wet food and dry food. She has wet
food in the evening, dry food all day. I believe
she enjoys the dry food more wet food more.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I believe the wet food.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I believe the wet food delivery in the evening is
the highlight of her day.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
But do you think in here, I'm about to blow
this wide open. Do you think if she had wet
food available all day and only dry food once a day,
like so it was reversed, do you think it would
still be the case.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I think it would be too much wet food. I
think it would be too much of a good thing.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Also, also, you can't have wet food available all day
because it dries out and it goes crusty. Just dry food,
and then it's a food, so you're going the dry food.
That was so fucking boring. And I watched this cat
go over to the bowl every day. She's like, oh,
sh it's the same flavor, the same flavor.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I often think about this for my dogs, right, because
we feed our dogs dry food exclusively, exclusively, And I
mean I do feed them bits and pieces off my plate.
I'm not gonna lie, but I'm like, these poor fucking creatures.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, it's pretty boring, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
But you say that, but then you try and spice
up their diet with a little sausage or something, and
then they give fucking diarrhea for four days and they
have to go on steamed chicken and rice until this
stupid stomach, which can't handle.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The slightest bit of variant, settles it south downs.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
That's why, that's why I feed themselves off my plate.
We feel like it we've destroyed.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
They were pack hunting wolves too fast. I would eat
what they came across.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
And now now my dog sits in front of me
as I'm eating and drools.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Now my cat's on a scientifically formulated midicated diet, so
it doesn't get a full dummy.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
So what would you, guys, if you had to pick?
What would you rather eat? The dry food?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Yeah, the wet food, although I'm way more grossed out
by it as a human.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Can I can? I I've got some more information.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yes, so I.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Have eaten with cat food.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, how was it?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It breathed the hist.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You ate the salmon flavor. It wasn't even bad.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, you eat it, Okay, don't.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I've eaten plenty of cat food.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Eaten cat biscuits.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I've eaten cat biscuits a million times.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, it's not a competition.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I've never eaten the wet but as a kid, I
tried a million times. It's not a bread I've tried
the cat biscuits. I also tried the dog biscuits. The
dog biscuits, I would say less gross.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Mine were cat biscuits and they were those.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Little Why did you eat them?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Because we used to have a segment on our show.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Called Guess that biscuit and you have to guess what
biscuit and one day, to really throw the audience, we
ate cat biscuits.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Nice. I ate them as a kid. I had an excuse.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, but you ate them a million times a million.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
As a kid.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
What as a baby?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh that's too far.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Wait wait wait, wait, wait, this is breaking news.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Story just at hand. Producer Ella has just admitted to
eating ship.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh yeah, as a baby.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
It was her own and she claims it was when
she was a baby.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
So last year. Now to Ella Live for comment, Ella,
do you regret it? You eat ship for breakfast?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yea, every day I was a baby in my nappy
is probably a bit of overload.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
No wonder you like being vegan?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah on the walls it was everywhere, said my mother.
But I'm glad the cat question really answer?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
We baby? She call me, were wet wet we I
think we're a wet Oh controversial less miss h and
you don't get that fishy breath. You pour teeth because
you get older.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Good for your teeth. Teeth keeps them strong.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Keep them strong and healthy. How gross are cat's tongues? Graces?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
So when a cat locks my hand it means your own.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Ship one you eat a baby. Cat's tongues have so
much bad bacteria.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I let them look my face.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Don't do that.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
But when a kitten sits on your face, you can
get a staff in fiction right on your face.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Well, I'm getting five cats on Friday.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Everyone five Jesus so excited.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I get them for four maybe five weeks.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
That is, I'm fostering, not getting them. That's so weird
because Claudia is having a similar weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I was worried because I was like, what's E going
to do with all the cats ship? And then I
realized she hates it.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
She just eat.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Oh my gosh, get this.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
So I haven't had foster cats for a while, and
I had been cleaning up and getting ready for the
new arrival, and I found a half eaten.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Cat wet food packet full of maggots, full of them.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You started that story like it was a really cool story.
This whole podcast has just been about how gross you are, that's.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Most podcasts, and how passionate Clen is about his cat.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Updating you on today's lead story, Ola eats shit.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
This is a great podcast everyone.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I think people would enjoy this.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
The best one we've ever done. I think was good stuff.
I've zoned out. What's happening? We're complimenting ourselves. Okay, circle wang,
I'm gutted.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Circle same thing.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
What was the new term we learned recently?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
No, it's not a real thing. That's just what Michelle
from one. It's not a realm not no no no, no,
no no no no.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You don't say that. You need to boot you need
to beat that, even though you just said it wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's that's all for the news. Goodbye, We're not We're
not doing the weather today.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Very progressive news.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
The winner is weak talking about but maybe also dry
and ship.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Tonight's top story.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
One to play as bringing Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok
Speaker 1 (08:59):
And live weekdays from three on ZIM
But I put stress on my body at the gym.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No, that one's titled.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
A new intro.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No, hey, guys got him. Goddamn it. I put stress
on my body out of the dread out.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Of context, guys, out of context might have.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Been one of the grossest things you ever said about presence.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, what was meant to be ironic?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I think I think you just want to talk about
you going to the gym?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Do you not?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
This week? He bought it?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
He did.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Fuck you questions.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
My hard hitting questions. Don't roll your eyes.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Wait wait wait, wait wait wait.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Drum roll.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Hard heading question.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Yeah you really.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Is breaking news reports from TikTok.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
A question for the masses. If you were a.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Cat, would you would you enjoy dry food or wet food?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Discuss?
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Fuck?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
This is good.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
This is a good question.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
So my main.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Source of knowledge, the thing that informs my opinion, would
be my own cat, right and watching it. Yep, my
cat enjoys wet food and dry food. She has wet
food in the evening, dry food all day. I believe
she enjoys the dry food more wet food more.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I believe the wet food.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I believe the wet food delivery in the evening is
the highlight of her day.
Speaker 6 (01:46):
But do you think in here, I'm about to blow
this wide open. Do you think if she had wet
food available all day and only dry food once a day,
like so it was reversed, do you think it would
still be the case.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I think it would be too much wet food. I
think it would be too much of a good thing.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Also, also, you can't have wet food available all day
because it dries out and it goes crusty. Just dry food,
and then it's a food, so you're going the dry food.
That was so fucking boring. And I watched this cat
go over to the bowl every day. She's like, oh,
sh it's the same flavor, the same flavor.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I often think about this for my dogs, right, because
we feed our dogs dry food exclusively, exclusively, And I
mean I do feed them bits and pieces off my plate.
I'm not gonna lie, but I'm like, these poor fucking creatures.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, it's pretty boring, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
But you say that, but then you try and spice
up their diet with a little sausage or something, and
then they give fucking diarrhea for four days and they
have to go on steamed chicken and rice until this
stupid stomach, which can't handle.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
The slightest bit of variant, settles it south downs.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
That's why, that's why I feed themselves off my plate.
We feel like it we've destroyed.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
They were pack hunting wolves too fast. I would eat
what they came across.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
And now now my dog sits in front of me
as I'm eating and drools.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Now my cat's on a scientifically formulated midicated diet, so
it doesn't get a full dummy.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
So what would you, guys, if you had to pick?
What would you rather eat? The dry food?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Yeah, the wet food, although I'm way more grossed out
by it as a human.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Can I can? I I've got some more information.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yes, so I.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Have eaten with cat food.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, how was it?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
It breathed the hist.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
You ate the salmon flavor. It wasn't even bad.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, you eat it, Okay, don't.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I've eaten plenty of cat food.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Eaten cat biscuits.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I've eaten cat biscuits a million times.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, it's not a competition.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
I've never eaten the wet but as a kid, I
tried a million times. It's not a bread I've tried
the cat biscuits. I also tried the dog biscuits. The
dog biscuits, I would say less gross.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Mine were cat biscuits and they were those.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Little Why did you eat them?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Because we used to have a segment on our show.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Called Guess that biscuit and you have to guess what
biscuit and one day, to really throw the audience, we
ate cat biscuits.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Nice. I ate them as a kid. I had an excuse.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah, but you ate them a million times a million.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
As a kid.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
What as a baby?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh that's too far.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Wait wait wait, wait, wait, this is breaking news.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Story just at hand. Producer Ella has just admitted to
eating ship.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh yeah, as a baby.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
It was her own and she claims it was when
she was a baby.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
So last year. Now to Ella Live for comment, Ella,
do you regret it? You eat ship for breakfast?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yea, every day I was a baby in my nappy
is probably a bit of overload.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
No wonder you like being vegan?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah on the walls it was everywhere, said my mother.
But I'm glad the cat question really answer?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
We baby? She call me, were wet wet we I
think we're a wet Oh controversial less miss h and
you don't get that fishy breath. You pour teeth because
you get older.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Good for your teeth. Teeth keeps them strong.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Keep them strong and healthy. How gross are cat's tongues? Graces?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
So when a cat locks my hand it means your own.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Ship one you eat a baby. Cat's tongues have so
much bad bacteria.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I let them look my face.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Don't do that.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
But when a kitten sits on your face, you can
get a staff in fiction right on your face.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Well, I'm getting five cats on Friday.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Everyone five Jesus so excited.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I get them for four maybe five weeks.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
That is, I'm fostering, not getting them. That's so weird
because Claudia is having a similar weekend.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I was worried because I was like, what's E going
to do with all the cats ship? And then I
realized she hates it.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
She just eat.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Oh my gosh, get this.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
So I haven't had foster cats for a while, and
I had been cleaning up and getting ready for the
new arrival, and I found a half eaten.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Cat wet food packet full of maggots, full of them.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You started that story like it was a really cool story.
This whole podcast has just been about how gross you are, that's.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
Most podcasts, and how passionate Clen is about his cat.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I think that's it.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Updating you on today's lead story, Ola eats shit.
Speaker 5 (07:48):
Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
This is a great podcast everyone.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
I think people would enjoy this.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
The best one we've ever done. I think was good stuff.
I've zoned out. What's happening? We're complimenting ourselves. Okay, circle wang,
I'm gutted.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Circle same thing.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
What was the new term we learned recently?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
No, it's not a real thing. That's just what Michelle
from one. It's not a realm not no no no, no,
no no no no.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
You don't say that. You need to boot you need
to beat that, even though you just said it wrong.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's that's all for the news. Goodbye, We're not We're
not doing the weather today.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Very progressive news.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
The winner is weak talking about but maybe also dry
and ship.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Tonight's top story.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
One to play as bringing Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok
Speaker 1 (08:59):
And live weekdays from three on ZIM
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