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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Saturday, six five six Saturn.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, there is seventy one days until Christmas, and Claudia
has decided that today is the day we draw a
secret center because.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I keep coming up with really great ideas for you guys,
and I know that I'm not going to write them down,
and by the time Secret Santa comes around, I'm going
to freak out.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Can we all go around the room and say what
we'd like? No, we tried that once. Why can't we?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Because I hate people who tell you what to buy
them for a gift and then you go and buy
that thing. What's the point of the gift?
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Well?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I could give you lists and ideas, but that's fine.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
So I've got a secret Center generator here? Or do
we not want to know who's got who?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
We cannot?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
We figure it out pretty much.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
We're doing that now. We do have to do it
a bit early because Ella's going to Europe. It's true,
women are still seventy one days away. We have to
do it today.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Well, what else we're going to talk about?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Clint organizer? Other members three Thomas.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Sell, Why are you so sad? Bree?
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Hey, Clint, do you know my last name.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Ella, sirup.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
My middle name is actually hand. It's quite long.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
That's an Easter egg for anyone who bothered to listen
to yesterday's podcast. Do you want to see exclusions? And
exclusion indicates who may not draw home? Okay, does anybody
want an exclusion?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't want.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Hey, you're just really hard to pay.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You are quite hard to buy, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
In fairness, I've had Clint for the last two years's
annoyment for that.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
I had Clint last year, so I don't get Clinton
this year.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I've never caught Clint claudiagainst Clint.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Have the secret Center gift that Ella gave me on
my desk, I look at it every day. I have
the secret Santa gift that Bree gave me on my bookshelf,
and the tin of journals up in my cupboard. And
I haven't made a cocktail yet, but I intend to
thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's actually kind of nice.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
And what did Cludia get me? Okay, Claudia gets me.
It's Coladia's turn.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Colaudia's turn. You're getting Americen.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I think he's got American A natural one exclusions.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Bree Thomas l can't get Clint.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Ella can't get Clint, and.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
So I'll just sit back and relax.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Exclusions for Brie Clint. Yep, that's done, done, done.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I'm going to predict that Clint's gonna get Brie.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Ella can't get Clint.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Ella's gonna get you, probably me again because you always
get me. But it's great that I know to get you,
and then Bree's gonna get Ella.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
My husband's birthday is coming up in a bit. I
was thinking, because he watches YouTube all the time, would
it be a good gift to get him YouTube premium?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I think for his birthday?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Well, I don't mind that as a gift if.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
He watches it all the time all the time and
he hate How much is that? I actually don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It's one of those things that you would probably wouldn't
buy for yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Are you going to buy him a year? Long?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
Right?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I think you're going to buy him a month of
YouTube premium?
Speaker 5 (03:28):
No, like, buy him a year. That's not that I
like it. It's a thoughtful gift.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, thanks guys.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
How much is it?
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I mean just said to know it's twenty nine a month?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Whoa geez.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
A year? Special family students, it's a come for.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Subscriptions are getting so fucking expensive.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
My god, this website is definitely stealing all of my data.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Sick.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
You're not putting our emails into there?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Are you put mine in?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Ask CHATCHPT fuck this website.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Yeah, ask chatchipt to do it.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
Churt, gipy chat GP.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
What does the GPT part stand for?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Just give.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
Pussy testicles, give us busy ties.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
It's a.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Oh yeah, hi chet GPT. I hope you're having a
good day today. We are just drawing our work secret center.
The members of the team are Bree, Claudia, Ella, and
myself Clint. I want you to draw somebody for each
of us from the group. I want you to make
sure that Bree doesn't get Clint and Ella doesn't get Clint.
(04:53):
Thank you got it.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Let's range your secret Santa draft for the four of you.
We'll make sure that Bri and Ella don't get Clint.
Here's one possible arrangement. Pre could draw Claudia, Claudia could
draw Ella, Ella could draw Clint. Clint could then draw Pre.
This way, everyone gets someone different and the conditions are met.
If you need any tweaks, no, not for another arrangement.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Clin just let me know.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
No, you didn't get made I did.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
You got Claudia.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, but I said I got Ella said, La got Clint.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Pree got Claudia. Claudia got Ella, La got Clint.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I feel like your chat bought in chat gbt's a
dumber Sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
That that doesn't work. Ella shouldn't get Clint. Can you
redraw it place? And Bra shouldn't get Clint either, No worries.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Let's try another arrangement. We'll keep both conditions in mind.
Here's a new setup. Bree could draw Ella, Ella couldraw Claudia,
Claudia could draw Clint, and Clint coudraw Brie. In this arrangement,
brion Ella don't get Clint, and everyone is matched of correctly.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I like it. I don't like the way.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
Let me know if you need any other adjustments.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Do I get I don't like the way he sees
my name, Claudia, Claudia.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Do I get you Claudia, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I can't remember. Can you say to you?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You guys got the memory of the feeling.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
I know what I got I was listening for.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I'm happy with that now I got Claudia Claudia.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I got Claudia, Platia, got clant not yet got bre.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Okay, yeah, yeah, Mary Christmas.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Take your medication before I do.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I take my sad pills every night. No, I call
them my happy pills. Do you guys want to do Halloween.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Show?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
What would we dress up as?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
If it needs to be the Lorax?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
My wife had a great idea to do the Wizard
of Oz with our kids and the dog, because the
dog looks like the Lion from the Wizard of Ours
and there's a street. You asked me, all the kids
go trick or treating, but she's abandoned it because the
dog's too annoying, just taking for futures and then leave
them behind.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
You've just reminded me that I have a Dorothy outfit
and I have Toto a real life title.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Oh yeah, great, I could go as that you're going
to regret cutting Toto that mullet. Now the total with
a mullet, you be Dorothy with a sig. He can
be Toto with a mullet.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Yeah, Dorothy with a.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Dorothy from Parametta.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yes, I have.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
The cusp of a game, but I feel like we
can all decide how it would go.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Okay, but you've got.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
A mullet, and there's a fun wording magic mullet, Clint's
magic mullet, and I want to do something off Clint's
magic mullet.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Okay, I don't know what, though he's got a name.
Sometimes I feel like that could.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Be fun though if anything comes.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, I just think it would be I could use
my mallet to think of a very specific listener who's
listening to the show right now, thanks message, I need
to get to them. Can I describe this my mullet describes.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
The fucking got it first?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Go?
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I would actually, maybe Clinton doesn't.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
I would fucking come to your house and ship on
your drive.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Would be me, It would be the mullet.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
I just like it's cute. I'd be ropable sit on
it if anything comes to mind.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
So what are we doing for Halloween?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
What are you dressing up as? Called? I feel like
we need.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
To have a costume that makes sense with each others.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
For four of us. We could dress up as the Beatles,
doesn't know who that is.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
We could do Hunger Games.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I want to be Shotgun, the guy who paints himself
as a log Peter.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Should we dress up as the Wiggles.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
No Wiggles is fun.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Oh sorry, that's a great idea.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
And it's easy. We'll just buy colored skimpy black pants.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Who else is are foursome? We could go as Fantastic
four and can be the rock guy Rocks Stretch. I'll
be stretchy arm guy because I've got the longest.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
I'll be the hot woman on fire.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
What incredibles?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I want to be hot mum with the baby, big
bunder mom.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
I want to be in I'll be the fast little kid.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah that sounds about right.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
No, bro, okay, we're all going to be the low xant.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
That's easy costume, like the Wiggles is.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
An easy costumes is an easy costume?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That's boring. One direction.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Let me ask chat GPT.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Should we go as Flitch Woe and Haley and Ella
can be the dog?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's so funny.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
That's quite good. Shotgun being born because I want to
know two ball two ball caps.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, and then someone gets a to a vorn on
their leg.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Yes, I want to be Flitch. Yeah, you and I
can wear bald caps.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Do I have to be Haley? Haley, she's a babe.
I have to have to get up to stuff my bra.
You'll have to get big big biddies to give tig bittiul.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Be pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I don't mind that, sorry, Ella, But am I the
dog the lo Rex okay?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Born in Haley with the Lores? What what the are you? Guys?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
People will be like, what the fuck is Ella?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What happened to me in high school?
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Too?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Voldemort's a drag queaner Lorex.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Happened to me in high school where I was the
duff In high school, friends like we are going to
be the powerpuff Girls, and.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
So they were the powerpuff Girls. I was the ugly scientist.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
You were the dam Hey, at least you didn't get
picked out of your entire dance class to be Danny
Zuko and everyone else got to be a living Newton
John to be the I was the only one because
you're tall, Because I'm tall. It's good to be tall.
(11:18):
I want to be tall. Tell me more, tell me more,
you get very.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I'm going to find I can't wait.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
We've achieved nothing.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
CD on Halloween and we have Halloweenie.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
We're not walking in.
Speaker 5 (11:50):
And I have to put my foot down. Ella. I'm sorry,
but you are going to be herman.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
I'm the.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Shepherd.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
You're going to be Germanship fine six five six certain
Hey if you come as the law X, yeah I am.
We're going to change all the captions on the pictures
to say that you are a German ship.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
You could be a miniature a German ship.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I'm gonna nit a.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
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