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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, guys, there's a lot of pubic here chat on
today's podcast, so if that's something that offends you.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Also a lot of ex president chat. I was talking
about the ex presidents of the United States. Yeah, that's
right me bye six five, six seven eight, Jo, you can.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Take me to go.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm on drugs today. It's going on and I am.
I took those pre workout supplements. Hello everybody, and welcome
to the after party with Brion Clint. Good to have
everybody back. So good to have everyone back, I said,
I said, good to have everyone back.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Thank you, I said, so good to have everyone back.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Nice to be back, thank you.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Goddamn it.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
How was everyone's time off?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Great?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Delightful. I had strip throat, so that's good. I was
saying to you before. I think I know how I
got it.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Oh, I know how you got it from your time.
I'm on the corner.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I knew you're going to do something.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
But I think I think the doctor mispronounced it. I
think it's actually called stretch throat.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I've got deep throat, No strip throat. Straight up. People go, oh,
you would have got that from the kids.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
That's what they say. Kids contract it really easily. Quite
rare for adults to get it.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I didn't. My kids don't have it. My kids are well,
and I was like, oh, how the found How did
I get this? But then I was quite run down.
Maybe I don't know, you know what I found. So
in my house, in the fridge there's a jug of
like a water decanter jug which fills itself up and
you just put it in and then the fridge has
(01:46):
got a water filter. It fills it up and I
drink out of it. So I like cold water out
of the fridge. I drink from it. I'm the only
one in the house that drinks from the jug because
Lucy likes room temperature water and the.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Case she doesn't want to share a jug with you.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, but it's just a jug of water. You pour
it in, you put it back in the fridge. You
pour it in, you can't back in the fridge. So
for that reason, I've never washed the jug because it's
just water that goes in it, water in water water.
About a year. I took it out to fill up
the dog's bowl the other day. So it's me and
(02:24):
the dog that drink from this jug.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
So you get fridge to fridge of water.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
It's just easier because there's a jug of water and
I I don't have to carry his bowl to the
sink and back. It's grabbed the jug, take it to
his bowl, pour it.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I fill up our dog's bowl with my water bottle too. Yeah,
it's easier.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I tipped it into the dog's water bowl. It's like
a sign, like I was supposed to discover this. While
I had stripped through it, the top of the water
jug fell out into the dog's bowl, and then I went, oh, yuck.
Now I'm going to have to wash it for the
first time ever because it's got dog germs on it.
I picked it up and the top of the jug
was full of black mold.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
O my water.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I've been drinking mold water.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Had that jug a year because a dog?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, it wouldn't have been for a year.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
So then I was like, my god, my throat is
so sore. I wonder if the dog's got a sore throat.
It wouldn't have been for a year because the mold
has been building up and there must have been something
that has contaminated it, because flowing water doesn't go moldy naturally,
does it? And filled and filled every day.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
All water has especially like from like the water pipes
and the water maze.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It all has a certain amount of bacteria.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
But that's the other part of it. So this is
filtered water. So the water that goes into the jug
goes through a water filter.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But I also think that those things need to be
cleaned so often as well, because like because you think
about it, the filter, right is cleaning essentially, like filtering
and cleaning the water. So that thing needs to be
cleaned because all of the stuff would be in there.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You've got to replace the filter on it. And I
have replaced the filter, but anyway, you're right, it still
goes through that same filter. Yeah, old fucking mold boy
over here has been drinking mold water. At least I've
been drinking at least what's this one point eight one
point two liters of mold water a day.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I have not washed this water bottle in like three months. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
One of the most annoying things in life is that
everything needs washing.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
And you know.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
What's like, it's so nice to see that they're now
inventing like self cleaning things like the self cleaning oven.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Even then you've got to wipe it out.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
But I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Still our ancestors are like, we had to build a
fucking fire.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I had a baby on a bit of straw.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I saw a meme the other day which talked about
cleaning things, and it says the worst one is the
stupid shower, the room full of tiles that gets covered
in hot water and soap every day and then for
some reason goes slimy and orange.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
My flat's got one of those stupid shower domes, which
in theory is really great. It means the steam doesn't
get into the room, but then it means it never
leaves the shower, and it's this hot box of moisture.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Cal big shower dome is always listening high.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Big shower dome.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I love your product.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
It works maybe too well.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
It works too well.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
And you know what else is great about a shower dough,
it's sexy.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Real Lady Magnet.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Today on the show, we're talking about if the bush
is back, the bush is back until there's a few
texts that.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Come to a bitch and my bush is back said as.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
A sexual health nurse, definitely more bald eagles that I
see but maybe slight trending back to the bush. I
vote to bring back the bush. Someone else said gen
x here, for God's sake, bring back the bush.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
After decades of trimming and bruning, I need a freaking break.
At least the choice.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
At least the choice be good without feeling like you
are hairy, Nana. I just hate the feeling of hair
in my underwear.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Like, I could never go back to that.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Pubes.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
I do not excuse me to put them out of
the way.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Even when I went and got laser the laser hair
like remove a lady because I got my pits and
my my my bush done and she goes, She's like, look,
I will warn you because you're your pubic hair is
quite fine and not super thick, and generally you're not
the best candidate. The thicker, the thicker, and darker for
(06:53):
better's comb beautiful. It'd be so weird to see my vagina.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
This is the most beautiful, most luscious plush I've ever
come across. When you want me to touch this whole thing?
Off Dutch braids, no box of braids.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I always kept it tidy, but I fucking I hate it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Box of braids on your box.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
What how dare you talk about my minge?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
How dare you just because you guys are rocking the bush?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Don't judge me for not Yeah, don't don't judge me.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Maybe you just needed a good conditioner for it to
soften it up.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Those that straightened it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I just said it was that I had the opposite problem.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
It's you know what, if I could pick.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Anyone on the team that has the coarsest pubic hair,
you know who it is, Ellawship and look at those
dark eyebrows, look at the dark features she got out.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
No, I don't get.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
It out bush.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
He's pretty Apparently apparently they can use it as a
y brush, clean out pots and pine.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
You know that, bush lady.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
That's what your husband Ryan told me. I'm not bush
lady on the on the one without the bush.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
We don't know that. Yeah, we actually don't know that.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Do you want me to prove it? Whip your mind?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
That's a child.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I don't know if I want to. That's for the
rest of my life. Where I'm like my coworkers, I've
seen my bush. I took it out the studio. My coworkers, I've.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Seen my mine.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, where'd you get fired. Well, well, listen to this podcast.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
I was at a party on Saturday and this guy
was saying that he did this like dating.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
Show and it's in New Zealand.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
And he was like, and it's on YouTube apparently, and
he got fired because of him dissing his job.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
What Yeah, he on maps?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
The guy that No, he was just on a YouTube
dating show and he got fired.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Was the show.
Speaker 6 (09:05):
I'm not saying. I don't want him to get told
off again.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
What are they going to do? Fire them?
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Job now? Yeah, but he got fired from what he
was saying about his He just said he hates it
and blah blah blah and probably.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Not probably not the best thing to say.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Did he have a bush? I didn't ask, but we did.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You were just saying before? How you what you were
just saying before?
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Actually it was really interesting. They'd studied radio, so they
were like.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Is there a lot of men who completely shaved their bush?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No, but I've clipped I clip it down quite low
these days.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Is that what your wife wants?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
She could not care.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
She's not going anywhere near that.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
That doesn't.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
We record a bush warning? Please?
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Why why do we need a bush? Bush fire?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Warning is always smart quite high today. Yeah, that was funny.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Check the signs. Yeah sure. Hey guys, there's a lot
of pubic here chat on today's podcast, so if that's
something that offends you.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Also a lot of ex president chat. I was talking
about the ex presidents of the United States.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yeah, that's right, Ronald Reagan, notoriously large pubis.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Barack Obama or as they call him around the traps,
Barack Bush Obama.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
You've done better.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, where you're going to go?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Yeah, it could have been worse.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
It could have been that rap that I did that
one time.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Have a great name everybody, you guys, five six seven
eight h.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
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Speaker 4 (10:54):
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