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Speaker 1 (00:00):
After par.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Duh evening everybody, well, could be morning where you are?
Who knows?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Who knows?
Speaker 4 (00:08):
Have you guys heard of the ugly ugly ugly hot
hot hot theory?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That was my nickname in high school. My nickname was
the duff.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Ugly ugly No, ugly, ugly, ugly hot hot hot ugly.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Every year of high school they gave me another one.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
No, I have not heard that theory.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
It's the theory that an ugly ugly Yeah no, wait,
let me think I got to get this right.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
So a hot hot makes an ugly baby.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The couple, yes, hot hot makes.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Ugly hot makes a cute baby and ugly ugly.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Ugly Oh no, I can't remember it.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Ugly is not making.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
They're not going to make a good baby.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I just know.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I just know that the baby was to be good.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Be ugly hot.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Hot makes ugly hot, hot makes ugly hot ugly that
makes cute because the perfect proportions on that person may
not line up with the perfect proportions on the other person.
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's like, it's like the theory that people who are
hot at high school won't be hot in their thirties
because there's a moment where all of your features line
up and you hit the golden triangle and you are perfect.
And if you hit that too early, because you're constantly changing,
you're going to drift out of it as you get older.
So you're a better to peak later in life.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Have you picked it? I think you are? You're good.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You think I'm peaking now? Thanks?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I like your mullet. I've got a good star going.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I have to admit I don't like the mullet.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
No, I love it.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Everything else I'm on board with, but the mullet, it
just looks it just looks unkept.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, maybe get a haircut and trimid.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I don't hate it.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
I don't think it looks bad, but it just looks
a bit untidy.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
God, there's a lot women feel that when men comment
on their body.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
With twenty four said twenty four fucking sev. Welcome, Welcome.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
What sucks, though, is when you're like kind of the
ugly friend, and so you just see me giving and
only talking to your friend, and you're like, I'm I'm
here too. Happened all the time in high school and
new friend and UNI people only looking at my hot friend.
Why do I track?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
You can sneak under the radar and steal shit. Though,
would you rather be thaten a.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Group of beautiful people or the best looking in a
group of uglies looking.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
In a group of best looking at the uglies.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Yeah, because all the uglies will have way better personalities anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Me and my ugly friends will have it.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
That is my theory. That is my theory. No super
attractive person. Oh should I say this? You will now,
I'll say it. I'll I back what I what I mean?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, No, super attractive like and I'm talking like real
attractive person. And it doesn't count if they went through
an ugly duckling phase or you know, as they were
growing up and then turned hot. You know, if they've
just been good looking their whole life, they got a
ship personality.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'll stand by it.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
They got no banter, no humor because they've never had
to try.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
What if they were poor when they were growing up.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It might add a little something, empathy.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
And grounding, a sense of It's still it's still.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Like I've never I'm yet to see it. They're super funny, charismatic,
got the banter, They're just on and they're just stunning.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I don't get it, though, because you're pretty and you're
all those things too. I did, do you know what
I mean? What you're pretty and you're also all those
other things funny and blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I'm like a solid SI doing this. Bree with good
hair and make I nominate shut. With good hair and makeup,
I get.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I can get lost in your eyes whe or without
making shutter. I can get lost in your smile and
makeup doesn't change.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I feel like the duff around you.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, and Clint, we can get lost in your mound.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Thanks and Mullett. We were because the dog like yogurt
offers nose today and we've talked about now. I told
you that Meggie can lock her nose. Yes, my daughter.
So I was like, there's only two people in this
house that can lock their nose. And then we all
went around and tried to lock our nose and I
could only get half out my mustache and my other
daughter tell He said to me, did that feel disgusting?
Is that what you means? She goes because it's all heary. Yeah.
(04:40):
My wife was like, try kissing it.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Did you see that? Yeah, that's so funny. They're definitely
your wife's daughters.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's for sure.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Did you guys see that new theory that if a
man can lick their elbow it means they've got a
huge penois.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I'm not doing it. I'm not falling for it.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
It literally was a new study that was recently done.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Was that.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah, like your foot is the same size as your forearm.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh yeah, I feel like he doesn't believe you. Yeah,
he must have a tiny wang.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
He just he doesn't want to do it, because then
if he can't one, if.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
You will find out that I've got a messive one
that'll be equally embarrassed and then tried.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Do you keep it a mystery?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Kind of like the mystery? I'm fine, it's not a mystery.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I can tell I was having a look on.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
He wants to try so bad. Go on there, it is,
it's right there, little wenus.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Go on.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Looking. Are you stretching the wes to your to?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh? Man, oh man, what are you doing tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I don't have a lot on?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
No, seriously, yeah, I got nothing on.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
No, you're not doing this.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I got so much fucking on.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Huh what you're not doing anything? No?
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Oh it's your fucking birthday? We know what do you know?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Tomorrow, I'm going to wake up.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And Ellie said when she turns twenty five, which is tomorrow,
that she's changing persona she's going to be. Does that
mean you want sixy and mysterious?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Does that mean you won't do things like messaging the
group chat just because you were up at seven am
this morning, just to like prove that you were up
at seven am. Literally when you text through, I went,
I reckon, this is just to prove that she's up,
and then.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
You set through that tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Also, did you hear why she.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Was up there early? No? I didn't hear why because
she slept on her friend's couch.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Why I was having a sleepover?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
What the friend you live with?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
No Brook from the Lake show?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
You slept on her couch? This book? Don't have a
double bed?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, I don't know why. We're both weird about it.
So I just slipped on the couch. Don't trust yourself.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
A bed.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
But they talk and tale because they didn't want to
make it gay.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
That build more homo. I reckon as well. If you're
that worried that you have.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
It's not gay if you can't see their.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Face gave his who had to sleep? I bet you
forced him to sleep on the foot end.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
That's the worst.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
No, I think I said it on the foot end
because it was his bid. Remember, because in the prison
sleeping in the present, then you wanted to go home.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
This story sounds out the if you just like you
to have not known anything.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
About this story.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
So I was sleeping in the prison and then hey,
you didn't want to stay there either.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I was fine to stay there. I would have gone
to sleep.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Weird like that.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
But it was very new. We didn't understand each other's
needs back then.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I reckon I could do it now sleep in the prison.
I don't know if you could.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
He ran out of there because it was a clown.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Today, I feel like I've gotten worse.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Oh my god, you didn't see the clown in the
studio today came in. I was in the studio to
avoid it coming in here in the office. Sorry, he
was hiding under under a disk, not trying to dure attention.
I didn't realize. But I don't like clowns, but the
idea of it here, I was freaking out.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
It was penny wise from it.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, it's not just a clown. It's the scariest clown.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
And then he saw me came over and I literally
went into tear a mode. I closed my eyes and
I felt like it was in a horror movie.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
And then I was trying to crawl through the dis
aside and our friend Megan was saying it actually was funny,
but then got sad because it was like notre it
was horrifying.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I would have found it funny.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
The video. Yeah, you were screaming, weren't you.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
I didn't like it.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
No.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I thought I'd be fine. I'd be like, oh, yeah,
it's a clan. And then when he got here, he
was so fucking big.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
He was tall.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
He was like six six Instagram story if you guys
want to see it.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, he was a big penny Wise PTSD from that,
I'm not even joking.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
It was more a PTSD.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
It was more a two dollars wise cent for Pennywise.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
PTSD while something's happening.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, I haven't. Now she could have it.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Now you have it now.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That was actually horrible. My go to therapy.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
You're gonna have to do exposure birthday?
Speaker 4 (09:46):
Do hear who out of us four goes to therapy
at the moment?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Not me? Yes, I've just emailed not me, not at
the moment.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
You.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
I'm going at the moment. Good work, although I canceled
my session today because.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
It's to as you're one good. I need to find
a bitter one, just a different one.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, I like mine. Yeah, so far, so good. One
fucking expensive though, is it.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Fine?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Oh? Bless me all right?
Speaker 4 (10:15):
Guys sad when you have to bless yourself, bless you,
thank you all the time?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Good bloody.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah, Crizzo, where's my blessing?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
I'm not fucking Crazzo. I'm learning about space at the moment.
Turns out there are a thousand big bangs going on
all the time.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
You still got love. I believe in space, so I'm
actually quite triggered.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
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Speaker 4 (10:48):
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