June 6, 2024 • 52 mins
- What's the little towel called?
- The benefits of walking.
- BEST movie plot twists.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiTm podcast Network ZIMS Brian Clint, thanks to KFC
try the new Korean Barbecue double down. Today we are
going to witness the most anticipated show in their history
of professional radio. Free and Clint. Hi, everybody, Welcome to
(00:22):
the Brian Clint Show on the day of the very
fancy New Zealand Radio Awards.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, it is super fancy. It's where radio people all
look their best. They've been to the panel beaters, they've
had some work.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Done on the radio face, on the radio face, on
the face.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
For radio exactly. They've had the spray tans to get
the rigs look and top notch.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
If you follow a few radio stations or radio presenters
on Instagram, you'll see a lot of self congratulating photos
going up online today.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You know, congratulations to us.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
For how good we look. Yeah yeah, I didn't even
think about the awards part though.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's mid mainly on yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And with the closes and we make no apologies and.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
For the everyone will post this exact caption. Don't scrub
up too bad, do we for radio foight.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Everyone's going to put that on their photos and then
you can come in under it, underneath it get it girl,
sleigh sligh hot Mama eat it. Yeah she ate she
ate it hard. If you can put all of those
comments under mine and breeze pictures it. Hey, fun show
on the way for you. Human Shazam coming up, but
we're going to rip into a trading verse lady to
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start the show.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
If you want to play, We've got a whole bunch
of stuff up for grabs, all thanks to the tool Shed,
so you can call us now.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Time for a round of trading versus ladies.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's a ready versus.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Thanks to the toolshd he we owned trusted by treating, the.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Ladies continue to pull away in this year's game of
Trading versus Lady, cracking the fifty at the start of
the week. What happened today though.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Let's go live to our lady first. She's an ash Breton,
she's forty seven years old and she's a mum to
three boys. Please welcome to the show, Amy.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Amy, Hi, who's your favorite out of the three or
you don't have to name them.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Just depends on the day.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, that's a good answer.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm going to say oldest, middle or youngest. But courses
for courses, I guess, yeah, it depends on the day.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's a great answer. I like it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You're taking on our trades today from christ which that
twenty four and they fainted just as he was paying
for McDonald's once Welcome to the show, Cameron.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Bhi, Cameron, Yeah, you didn't hit your head, did you can?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh self?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Just completely straight.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Back and land it on the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
No one caught you, So no one actually stepped into.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Not that I know of. I was blacked out for it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So was it at the end of a big night? No?
I I was fifteen at the time and I was
at the Palms shopping all and I just ordered and
just as I went to go swat my card, I fainted.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Jeez. Oh no, that's so scary.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Hopefully they got your soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
When I came back to they gave me my order
that I ordered.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So lovely. I don't know if you guys saw, but
I caught someone fainting one time.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Did you on TV? Yeah? That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
That was a highlight of my year.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I feel like Maddie McClean fin's at the drop of
her hat.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Though, but I was still there to catch him.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Can your brother as Trady Ash was his lady. First
of three correct answers gets fifty dollars cash and a
price from my mates at the tool shed today.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Good luck, guys. Here comes question number one. Who invented
the color wheel? Was it Alexander Graham Bell, So, Isaac
Newton or Beethoven? Trady yess Cameron Beethoven no worthy, Yes, Amy.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Erm Isaac Nus Alexander Graham Bell, Bell Bell, Now.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
He invented the telephone. It was, sir Isaac Newton invented
the color wheel. No points there. Question number two, what
three simple toppings would you find on a margarita pizza?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Amy?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yes, Amy, geez tomato, Yeah, the tomato is the source.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Could have you got one more in there for us?
Maybe one of the things you'd find on the margarita
specifically to you a free guest, Cameron, the last thing
spinach right, color, wrong, vegetable?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
No points there, guys. Question number three, buzz in when
you can tell me who sings this song? She's on
the board. Nice work one to the ladies. Christian Number four,
which bodily systems would you primarily be in charge of
fighting off the common coal? The what system?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's a hard question.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
System I mean not not bad, Cameron. You want to guess,
I wouldn't even the immune system. That's the one. All right,
no points there. Question number five, the platypus is native
to which country? Yes, Cameron, Australia. It is Australia. I
(05:32):
like how he said his answers a question Australia. Nice work.
That's you're on the board where one apiece and I'm
making the executive decision. This is for the win. Guys,
here we go. Question number six, can any of you
name the five sensors? Amy's in quick.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Auditory?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yes, visual, mm hmm, no, sensus. Yeah, these are sensors.
We're asking you to name all five of the five sensors.
You've got.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Sight, hearing. What are the other three?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Now? Yeah, yep, yep, one more. Okay, here's tough down
the tools, but you Amy have taken it out. You
get fifty bucks cash and a price pack things. So
I makes it the toolshop, your one stop shop for
power tools, hand tools, any tools.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Thanks Amy, fabulous, Thanks very much. Inclin when you move countries,
I feel like you over time learn that the words
you call things aren't always the same in each country.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, you had to learn that didn't you And I keep.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Learning, you know, because obviously I grew up in Australia, so.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
We have names for certain things, and trying to think
of the bigger ones that we've come across with you.
There's a few. I mean, there's ones that we already know,
like are you a weird weird for tenfoil? You call
it alfoil or alfoil.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Like aluminium foil alfoil.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That makes so much sense.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, And then like obviously there's the obvious ones like
you guys say chili bin, we say eski, you guys
say jandles, we say songs. Which one that was quite
interesting to me though, is you guys say togs. And
in Australia, if you're a Queensland are like me, we
call them togs as well, but the rest of the
country doesn't. What do they call them bathers, bathers or
(07:32):
swimsuit or COI yeah, but in Queensland we call them togs.
There was a video that I came across recently and
I have noticed this one since living in New Zealand
for like six or seven years. I noticed it and
I've conformed to what you guys call this thing. But
this girl who is an Aussie like talked about what
(07:57):
I've always called it and known this thing to be.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh my god, I need to know what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So I'm going to play the audio and then we
can discuss what you guys call it and what we
call it. When I'm around people or if I ask
a friend to grab me one, or even my husband,
I call it a face cloth or a face towel.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I have never called it that in my life when
like referencing to my sisters or my parents, in my.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Little family unit, this is called a washer.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
This is a washer. And only like when I grew up,
I realized no one else calls it that. I don't
call it a washer, and I don't call it a
face cloth either.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
In my family, it's a washer.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's a washer. Always a small square towel, the little
towel for your face. Men use it as an exfoliator.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, but I know for a fact in this country,
in most of New Zealand, you guys call it a flannel. Yeah, flannel,
which it gets confusing for me then, because I've started
call I call it a flatanel now, But for me,
a flannel is also a.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Shirt, yeah, like a like a plaid shirt.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah. Yeah, Australia, a flannel is a plaid shirt. That's
what it is. So then I'm like, wait, I get confused.
But you guys call it a flannel a we.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Call a flannel a flannel, and we call a flannel
a flannel shirt a flannel shirt. Yeah, what is that fair? Cla,
do you agree with that?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I don't think so. I call it a wash cloth,
not sorry, a face cloth. I would understand if you
said flannel. I would know what you meant the little.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I understand what you mean if you said face Why
are you being fancy about it?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Fancy lady? Flannel?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Flannel?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I've looked up a few different things online. These are
the different things that people call the little towel around
the world, a washer wash cloth, was clo face cloth, flannel,
and in Japan a.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I'm going to go to food.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
He's the coolest thing.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's going to really confuse my children. Clint, we thought
this afternoon, for old time's sake and to have a
bit of a bitch and a moan, we would bring
back a Brian Clint classic called that Don't Impress a memuch.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That don't impress?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Where we use our Lord and Savior, Shania Twain, she
is our Jesus. Yeah, to have a good old complain
about some things that don't really really don't impress.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Us, little things that really tick you off.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You can do this so you can text us yours
and if you've got any we'd.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Love to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
But I'm keen to kick it off with one, which
is a heart back to the long weekend that we
just had. Gotcha, okay, and to do with the traffic
as well, thank you. Okay, So you're going to use
the passing lane even though the traffic is all backed up,
and you getting in the passing lane just means there's
(10:58):
another lane of back up track. And then at the
end of it, we're just going to have to merge
back into one lane, which is gonna make the traffic
go even slower.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
That don't impressibly much.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Just stay in the same same lane. You're not going
to get anywhere in your lane. Stay in your lane,
stupid egg. Anyway, it doesn't have to be that long
or in depth or impassioned. But anybody else want.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
To give it a go, I'll give it a go.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
All right, claws.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Claw, you think you Spanish. Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So we ran a one hundred meter race five days
ago and I came did last, and I think I'm
the only one who still saw. Are you still sore?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, we're gonna hurt.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That's why you lost the way?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, yeah, it was all over ella. I think you Spanish. Okay.
So you're hosting an event. You have a microphone, but
you have a microphone, so you yell into the microphone,
(12:06):
even though the purpose of the microphone app if you're
yelling into the microphone.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Don't, she says, yelling into a microphone, Someone teach them.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Spish. Okay. So I totally forgot to pay my rowtol
a few weeks ago, and then the notice gets sent
to my last address because I haven't changed my address yet,
so I didn't get the notice. So then it starts
incurring a fee, and then it's included multiple weeks of fees,
and then I finally get the notice and have to
(12:45):
pay a massive one that don't impress me much, looks.
You know what it's so annoying is like this was
when we were in Toto for the Bingethon and I'll like,
don't forget, don't forget.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
It was even more annoying. Your friend lives at your
old address and could have just given you the letter
and said he there's.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Played again. Okay, so one of my good friends moved
into my last address and still didn't give me all
the mail that was getting set there. Don't much.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
That's on Zidium. It's too sweet. That's the song we're
singing tomorrow for Friday. Okay, God help us. Honestly, I
think I did quite good.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You all, mate, You always think, you always say to me,
you always come in, you go killed. That really, mate,
because you have the confidence of a natural born singer.
I'm not saying you've got the talent of a natural
born singer, but you've got the confidence.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
But if you have the confidence, that's all that matters.
As my confidence, it's.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
My confidence is at an all time low.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Anyway, you can hear us doing Hozier at five o'clock
tomorrow on it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We'll skip it, whatever you decide. There's a there's a
list that Uni Lad. You remember that website Uni Lad.
It was like Uni lad and lad Bible, and they've
actually done a list where they've scored what they believe
are the twenty five most popular movies with the best twists.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh yeah, that sounds like a UNI LAD list. Yeah,
I don't expect that on UNI LAD or BuzzFeed.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, Uni lad or BuzzFeed BuzzFeed either or. But they
reckon that these plot twists are some of the best
that they've seen in popular We.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Excited to see if I know if I've seen these movies.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, let's see if you've seen any of them. So
they raided each of the movies the plot twists. They
raided it out of one hundred, and I've got the
top six of you. So coming in at number six.
It's an oldie, but a good eat. It's Psycho.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
The shower scene.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Have you seen it? No, you've never seen the movie Psycho?
You were, so, I just kidding. That got rated seventy
nine point five for its plot twists.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Okay, yep, and I'm not going to.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Tell you what the plot twist is.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh no, is that Norman Baits the Baits Motel? Is
that Psycho? Yes, I've seen it? And another plot twist. Okay, yeah,
that's a classic.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Good Okay number have a film set and Universal Studios?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yes we did, Yeah we did. Okay, I'm on board.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
What back will coming back to him now. Number five
best plot twists according to the Uni Lad team, the
usual suspects.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
All right, you all know the drill. When your number
is called, step forward and repeat the fresh you've been given.
Understand number one, step forward? Never seen that? Is that?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Mark Wahlberg sounds like it seems like quite an old film.
I haven't seen it, so I can't comment, but that
got it rating out of eighty percent for its plot twists.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
If you're looking for movies twest, neither of us have
seen it.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Neither of us. I've never even heard of it, so
that's not good. Number four Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Ah, Yeah, got a.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Rating of eighty four percent for the plot.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Twist in that film where he is dad.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh that makes sense Loop Ultimate I Am your father. Yeah,
of course it's got to be in there. Number three.
I have seen this film, Interstellar with Matthew McConaughey. I've
got a rating of eighty four point seven.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I'm trying to remember what the twist was me too.
There's that bit where he's looking through and you can
see back into the normal dimensions.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
No, no, I kind of got lost, like I went
to the fifth dimension in that movie.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Fair enough, I think, yeah, okay, yet number three.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Number three are number two. I have seen this film,
and to be honest, I remember it's been a long
time since I've seen it, but I remember when I
watched it. It blew my freaking mind.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I know what it's going to be.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Sixth since Shutter Island. Morris stop talking with Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
it's got a great plot twist. The number one. Clint's
already said that it's the sixth built it up. I
don't know the sixth sense.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It is a great pleas excellent plot twist.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Like if you haven't seen it, the only.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Thing is like, if someone tells you that part, it
ruins it. There's no point in watching the movie at all.
It ruins someone tells you the plot twist to sixth sense,
which twenty years on, we still weren't ruined for you.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
No, we're not going to ruin it, but yeah, great
plot twists. Other honorable mentions that were in the list
fight Club, Saw the first one. Have you seen any
of these?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I've seen Fight Club yet.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
There is a great plot twists in Saw. Number one
be too scary if you don't watch it.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It's sound like you're going to say another one you did,
like an upward infliction. Another one Orphan seven, Gorne Girl,
Oh seven is a good one.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Get out. That's a new one that's on the list.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
There's some plot twists for you.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Behind the scenes. You won't be aware of this because
it's very much an US thing. But let's go public
with it. We're trying to convince Ross that he should
buy us walking pads to have here in the studio.
Not treadmills, just these little pads that we can because
we'd sit on our butts and we stand at these
microphones the whole day.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
So with fat and lazy, it's a matter of you know,
our health, physical health, physical health, mental health, like just
spiritual health. I think you just need to buys the
walking MAT's, Ross, because it's going to be better for everyone.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I sent them a link to some the other day
from Torpedo seven. They are only seven ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Eight, oh my god, seven dollars nine seven ninety holy smokes.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
But we'll have those. We'll have those things for ages,
and we'll use them for at least a week.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You can claim it on GST totally, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Put it on.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
It's a ride off, it's a tax ride off totally.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah. Think about the number of six days you'll save
from us being so healthy anyway. Coincidentally, I saw this
today that The Herald had published a bunch of tips
from a fitness expert and walking coach.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You can get a walking walking coach.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I've explained why walking, just walking, not running, not jogging,
not aerobics, not pilates, just walking has so many benefits
for your health.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I mean I have been saying this for a number
of years, haven't I.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Number one raises your heart rate, making you breathe faster. Yeah,
it's aerobic fitness. Good on the joints well, yeah, it's
low impact on the joint, much better on the joints
than running. Number two, it improves your bone density, makes
your bones grow stronger, which prevents them from breaking.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Stops you from getting osteoporosis. That's that thing where when
you get old you start shrinking.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah. I can stop eating a tubb of yoga if
I just go for a walk. Yeah you know, I mean,
I mean a tubby yoga today. Are you to try
and combat the oposs.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You're eating those kelsey yums to a though mostly it's delicious.
Number Three, you can walk yourself happier and healthier. Studies
show that even short bursts of work walking boost your mood.
We all know that. That's why we all went on
those hot girl walks during COVID.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I mean that is true, but I would argue not
in winter time really, when it's raining.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
No, not when it's raining, but when it's crisp out
there and you put your puppa jacket on.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah. But see, let me let me explain to you
what happens when you're a dog owner, because you've never
owned a dog, walking becomes a chore, quite a chore,
and you have with these times where you have to
go out in the rain.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
That's fine, that's fine, walking pared for the dog as
well walking. It's a great idea for you walking pared
for the dog. Update that email to These are the
six reasons why your boss should get you a walking
path and our boss should get us a walking pad.
It protects your brain, helps you sleep better, which means
your brain is healthier.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Which means you're more well rested. You do.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I find I do sleep very well if I have
my ten thousand steps for the day. I find I
do sleep very well.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Number five, you start to stand taller. Your posture improofs.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I need that I look like Cosimoto. Do you know
that if you have bit.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Of posture, you are perceived as younger people see you.
There is an optical illusion that happens. They see you
as younger and healthier, and your choosies look bigger and
your chosies look bigger.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Which I mean, look, this is my choosies like this
and then my choosies you know what.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
It brings your chosies up about fifteen.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It does my choosies look at least twenty five when
I stand up straight.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
And number six, this one's not directed at you or anything.
It's good for weight loss.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Why did you have to say that part at the start? Though?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
No, I just didn't want you to think.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
But why you said nothing? I wouldn't. I wouldn't have
thought it was about me. Really, yeah, because but now
that you've now that you've preempted it and said that before.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I kind of felt that I needed to because the
bad posture one was directed at you?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Can you? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Got so differentiate between them.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, hold on, I'm just going to send another email
to Ross clint is Waynker that's just on on top
of that email we've sent him about the walking Path paper.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Half my look. I opened up very bravely of me
last week and revealed to everybody that I ripped my pants.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
You opened up, indeed, a pair of.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Pans opened up the back of my pants split from
the bottom of my butt crack to the top of
my butt crack. And Ma Levi's five oh one.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Is this is the first time you've ever split a
pair of pants. You're acting like this is the first
time you've ever done it.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
No, I've split a pair of pants and the crotch before,
and that pressure zone. I've never split a pair of
pants up the butt before, which is the bit. That's
the bit that shocked me, and that I would split denim.
It's not like it was at the seam or anything.
I tore the denim of apart with my butt cheeks
is where I found it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Weird bum bum of steel.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Anyway, I had a look at my email address to
see when I found my emails, to see when I
bought these jeans, and they were only thirteen months off.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
You've complained, I did give You've sent an email, and
I'm completely.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Surprised that I'm getting such negative feedback for complaining about
these I know I've had them for more than a year.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh he's at that age. He's at that age where
everything starts to become a big problem and you've got
to complain. No. Look, I don't think you are.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
No. I think that you were giving complainers a bad name,
because there's complaining for complaining's sake, which is what we
would call. I mean, not my words, but that's what
a Karen is, right, Not Allen hashtag, not all karens,
but that's what the Karen term refers to. This is
not complaining for complaining sake. This is complaining about something
that I spit my mone on that didn't last as
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long as it should have. And then you go in
yours for somebody new pair of jeans. It's different, different.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You're looking for some free shit.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
No, I'm not looking for free shit. I'm looking for
a pair of genes to last longer than a year.
But that's what I want out of things, and that's
what should have been. If you buy quality things, they
should last for longer than a year.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
But do you sound like my dad? No? Does he
not producers? This is like, it's not that I'm not
saying I don't agree with you, but you see, you're
a thrifty king.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
No, I'm not a thrifty king. I'm not a thrifty king.
I think I think we've got into a situation in
our society these days where we expect everything to be
disposed society. Nothing is repairable, everything is disposable.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
You bring the whole society into then I'm going to
repair the But wanted a free pair far out free, free? Free?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Do you not? Do you not believe? Do you not
believe that a pair of jeans like actual denim jeans?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I feel like and not cheap about me, Jean. I
feel like last year. I feel like I'm at Christmas
and I've walked in on a conversation between my dad
and my uncle Tim. They've both complaining about don't you
think Tim that in this day and age, Back in
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the day, Levis used to last fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Quite literally. The picture on the back of them is
two horses pulling a pair of Levi's jeans apart, and
they survive, you know, l anyway, I have sent an email.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
What what did it say?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I said, and I'm just trying to bring it up here.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I said, did you greet them with hello Levi?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Hi? No, I didn't email. I emailed the store that
I bought them.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Did you ask? I want to know if he asked
at any point for a free pe Hi? These jeans
have split text picture and I've had them for just
over a year. They have experienced normal usage since I
purchased them, not over use and not used as a
work where they have had minimal washing machine washing. Bring
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the washing machine in using.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
The advice on the tag I've attached a picture. Are
you willing to replace them? I would have expected them
to last much longer than one year, especially as they
are a quality Levi's product.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
How long do you expect them to last?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
That's a really good question.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
You know, what is the time limit? What's the cutoff?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay? Genuinely yeah? Forever? They should be a pair of
vintage jeans and I should be able to hand down.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
To that is outrageous.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Now somewhere between somewhere between two years and forever. The response,
The response for all of you people who think that
I am crazy for this Hi Clint, thank you for
your patience. Our product team have advised that this product
has been deemed faulty. We are willing to supply you
with a new pair of genes. Please reply to accept
this and we'll get them sent out to you.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Why do you think complainers always complain because they get stuff?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You're an idiot. You're an idiot if you don't think
that's the right thing to do. More.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I'm not saying it's not the right thing to do.
I'll just set your money on saying you're moving into
your complainer era.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
The right thing for the environment I did the right thing.
I did the right thing fiscally.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
No, the right thing for the environment is you would
have patched up your original pair of jeens and moved on.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I'm going to do that too. I've got two.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
We live in a society.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Have you seen this Canadian woman on TikTok who's absolutely
losing her Shitt's chocolate.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I've seen the headline, but I haven't heard what it's
all about.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
She's Canadian, which informs her her confectionary worldview. I guess
you would say, well, I think there's.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
A different view depending on where you're from.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Absolutely, absolutely, So it's good to know her background. Okay,
she lives in Seoul in Korea, right, so then cross
reference that with how she gets snacks and things like that.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
She's got a friend who's just come back from New
Zealand and has bought some blocks of Whittaker's chocolate with her. Okay,
have a listen to how she's reacted.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I'm from Canada. A normal sized chocolate bar is forty
five grams. A large sized chocolate bar is one hundred grams.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
One of my coworkers has family visiting from New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
This is two hundred and fifty grams. This is a
half a pound of chocolate. They pulled up with like tannedies.
Listen to this. It's a break of chocolate. Is this
normal in New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Someone please tell me high in New Zealand here? Yes,
yes it is.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
And you know what's wild? Does that become smaller than
what they used to be?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
No, has never reduced this site. They increased. Yeah, Cabriy's
got smaller, Yeah, and stayed the same price.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Oh well, that's probably why it looks even bigger, because
all of them have gotten smaller over the years.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
She's got a point in that they are two hundred
and fifty grams and her friend bought ten of them,
so that's two and a half kilos of chocolate.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
It's two and a half kilos in your luggage.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
But it's the best chocolate in the world.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
It is great chocolate. But just order it online like
a normal person.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I didn't think that it was that bigger deal those
blocks of chocolate, but then I was thinking about how
Americans eat their chocolate, and even then they get those
Hurshey's bars.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
True, and they're quite thin, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
A Hrshey's Hershey's is real thin and a big portion sizes.
But do they not have just like you know, like
Whittakers or cabri or like even like KitKat do a
full block.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Someone pointed out to this lady on TikTok that a
block of Whittakers is They say, it's family sites and
it's meant to be shared. Yeah, like it doesn't mean.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
You have to share it, but it's not meant it's
not meant for a single person.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
It's not meant for a single sitting.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
No, whereas like a h She's been to be honest,
like you could.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
But it's not meant for that. You're meant to buy
it for the family share it.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I couldn't get through a whole block. I could have,
and you can get a full through a full Wittakers. Absolutely,
I have got through half. There have been periods in
my marriage and my wife and I will have demolished
a whole block together in an evening, and half is
very doable.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
And I could down a hole.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
You could do a hole.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, I mean, I'd feel violently ill, but I could.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Well.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Tomorrow we're going to be quite vulnerable after the Radio Awards,
so if I get you a full block of Wittakers.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I'm already going to be sick may as well. Something
that has always interested me is how cut off from
the real world my farmer dad, Big Stevens like he
did not, I don't. I think he got like a
bank card, a debit card maybe five years ago. Like
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he never had a debit card. He'd always have to
go to the bank, go to a tel, get money out.
And that's how he would do things.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
You said to me, he doesn't make the day to
day purchases, No, that she mum's domine Yep, he does
the work and brings them the money. Yeah, and she
allocates it.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
That's right. He's on the land most of the time.
He's not out in the real world. He's a true
blue Aussie farmer. And Dad, I want to welcome you
to the show because I want to test your knowledge
of the real world. Are you keen to do that?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah? Absolutely? Hell are you going?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
We're good, Steve, thanks for joining us. This is a
test they often do to prospective prime ministers, yes, to
see if they're in touch with the common man around
the price of common items and services and things like that.
Are you familiar with it?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
I'm your man, I'll know all.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Okay, I be a confidence because Dad, I will warn you.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Our current Prime minister, Christopher Luxen, said that a week's
worth of groceries cost fifty bucks sixty bucks seventy. Oh
that makes a big difference, sixty bucks, so he was,
he was, I'll just give you a warning. He was
way off.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Okay, Yeah, I understand that.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, okay, even Dad's on the same page as us.
All right, Dad, for the first thing I want to
test you on is our producer Claudia. She went and
got a haircut on the weekend so a woman she
went and got a haircut. How much would that haircut
have cost you?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Forty dollars?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Forty five dollars for a woman's haircut?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yep, okay, it wasn't a trim. It was quite a
quite a decent haircut. Clawn. Yeah, it was like a restyle. Okay,
hang on to revise that. Yeah, okay, so he's double
nearly doubled it, Claudia.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
How much is a woman's haircut in twenty twenty four?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
My one cost me one hundred and thirty dollars. Dad,
how much do you pay for a haircut?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
From?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Dad? The radio Awards are tonight and I went and
got a mani petty. So I went and got my
nails and my toes done in preparation for the radio awards.
How much am I forking out for that?
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
So I got shillac. I got sillac on the nails
in the toes.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
If that makes a difference, Okay, I think the toes
because that's a more restricted area that would cost more. Right,
there's a specialty service, Yes, get the angle grinder out.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, that's right, I think for the toes.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Do you think we're paying perfect? Do you think some
people go and just get the one fo foot Dad. No,
that's okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Is it fifty dollars to do the feet? Because that's,
like I said, that's a more. It's a high danger.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Area, especially for Bree.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, shut up, AND's.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Got those country feet, shut up, drop them from him. Yeah,
forty dollars for the nails and fifty dollars for the feet.
Was it fifty dollars per foot or fifty dollars all
up for the feet?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
No, fifty dollars all up for the feet.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Okay, what are you saying? All up for a mini petty?
She lack how much?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Ninety bucks?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
He's bloody spot.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
On shit, Steve, well done.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yes, Wow, he's secretly been going to get a mini petty.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Dad.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
If you've seen my toast lately, yeah I can.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I can definitely say. You've never been to the nail
salon ever.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
You're one from too Steve. If you get this next one,
you have won the first round of how much does
it cost? With Big Steve.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Oh, we didn't do our intro. Okay, okay, we'll do
it if he wins. We've we've practiced an intro for
you and everything. Dad, Okay, this is a This is
a good one because we did realize that, I mean,
the added ass samba has been a very big trend
in the fashion world as of late, and we did
realize that, you, Dad, are ground zero added ass samber.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
You've been wearing them since the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yes, I had many many moons. So I put to you, Dad,
how much does it cost for a pair of added
ass sambers.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah, I'll say one eighty.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
You reckon one eighty? Are you locking that in?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
I'm locking it in? Yeah, I think one eight.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
There is a bit of variation, but you know what,
I'm going to give him the tick. They're about two hundred.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
So I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Say you pass that two hundred in New Zealand one
in Australia. Steve, there's two from three.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Turns out you are in touch with the common man.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
You are qualified to be the new Prime Minister of Australia.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Okay, we've gotta we've gotta do is We're gonna do
our intro for you. Get you ready, producers.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
That was a successful round of how.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Much how much does beg Steve? There was a few
people the train on the producer.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Hey, well done your dad. We had no faith in you, Steve,
but absolutely smashed up.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
You've come through. Appreciate it, Peakstad love you fine. You know.
Over the past however many years, I think the biggest
one of the biggest things you have winged about is
the music you now now have to listen to because
of your children.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah, and you're like, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Have to listen to this song over and over again.
All my kids want to listen to is Taylor Swift,
and it just goes round and round, and you never
get to listen to what you want to listen to.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
It's not even there. It's just so repetitive. I don't mind.
I like them listening to songs that they like.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
It's just the time down play.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
They only like three songs at a time. That's the problem,
and you hate it.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
It's punishing. It's punishing. It's even more punishing.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Eighteen months of Mumbo number five.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Yeah, it's terrible, And I think it's probably even more punishing,
like when they're real young and you have to listen
to you know, like kids music, Yeah, you know, like
kids songs, so you don't even get to listen to
the Banger Boys or Taylor.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Swift, a lot of Wiggles, you know, a lot of
much rather Taylor Swift than the Wiggles any day of
the week. No offense to the Wiggles.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah, I'd go Wiggles, but no offense of Tailor Swift.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Would you.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Actually, I've just I'm so you don't understand.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Well, there is an Aussie DJ who I think has
come up with a solution. So this guy you might
recognize him from the band Justice Crew. He's the twin
brother of the guy that's actually in the Wiggles.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I was gonna say there's a Justice Crew and the Wiggles.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Exactly, So this is his twin. His name is Lenny Pierce,
and he is the twin of the guy that's in
the Wiggles. And what he is doing. He's actually a
DJ and he's making waves at the moment because he's
turning kids songs into dance floor bangers.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
So you want to hear a few of his remixes
that he's done. So the first one I've got for
you is you might recognize this as the Wheels on
the Bus.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I've seen this, I've seen moms on TikTok vibing out
to it while they're cleaning up kids toys. Yes, let's trot,
let's trot. Yeah, that's great, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
That's one of them. Another one he's done is if
you're happy and you know it, clappy hands.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Oh very truancy, isn't it. Yeah? Oh there it is.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I think it's onto something.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
If you're happy and you know, glove your heads.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
If you're happy and you know what, glab your hands.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
So familiar, I know it, and you really are assure
spicey toist on it. This is probably my favorite barbar
black shape. If it was a techno banger. You mentioned
me at the nightclub. This guy's DJ.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
You've got a night off from the kids. And then
the DJ drops this. Yes, yes, sir, three fast.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
See if the drop flaps list down legs, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Look love it please. I am a bit concerned because
I don't know if we if there's enough research into
the effects of MDMA on children.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah, look that's something I mean, we just Gateway music.
We can think about that later.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
You know, I didn't give the kids what they want.
Bless sugar. More of this. I'll be exhausted by the
time they get time, Clint.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Time for a birthday banger.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Birthday, right, let's get to birthday banging, as we say
on this show, Clint.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah, that's our motto.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yep, number one a birthday.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
We'll bang it for free on this show. As long
as you're over sixteen.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
That's that's the rules here at the Breenklin Show. Let's
kick it off with Charlotte. Get a Charlotte, Hello, how
are you going? Good mate?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
How are you good?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Good to have you on the show.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
You have sixteen, Charlotte, you over sixteen?
Speaker 3 (40:59):
I do not remember.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
I don't think I did.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
No, you're not over sixteen?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Can we see some I d please? Charlotte over think
if you have a head of sixteen?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yes, I am okay, great.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
All right. I don't know if I believe it now.
She got pretty nervous.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, but you know, we'll push forward.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I can give you my birthday okay.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
That health birthday and star sign please okay.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Twenty fourth Sury nineteen ninety nine, and I'm a piscey.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
All right, Charlotte. The pisces. That means you were sixteen
and twenty fifteen and on that day. This was at
the top.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Ellie Goldie. What a river from fifty Shades of Gray?
It was huge, was it up to you all?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
I probably didn't watch that when I was sixteen.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Let's hope not Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Let's hope not she read the book though. Okay, wait there, Charlotte,
stay with us. We're going to do a birthday banger
for Bromwin. Cure Bromway, my Bromwin.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Hey, are you over sixteen Bromwin?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
I am indeed?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Okay, good to hear. All we need is your do
all right.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
It is the thirtieth of March nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Another nineteen ninety nine, baby. That means you were also
sixteen Bromwin in twenty fifteen. And we've done the calculations.
Here's your birthday banger, because that's how it's Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Don't believe it just was.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Oh it's huge from Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson. What
do you think, Bromwin I was a big one.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
I remember I remember it well.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, there was a was the biggest song of the year.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Oh, no doubt, the biggest song of the year.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Okay, wait there, We're going to do one more birthday
banger for Ella hi Ella.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Hi Ella, Believe, Hello, Hello, Hello, good days. How you guys?
They were going well? Thanks Ella. You're our third and
final birthday banger up. All we need is your.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
Birthday thirteenth of September two thousand and two.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
All right, mate, that means you were sixteen in twenty eighteen.
So we've wound back the clock and here's what was
at the top tonight. Okay, Calvin Harris, Harris for you
(43:13):
like it?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Yeah? Yeah, pretty good? Okay, Okay, okay, we're going a
tough decision to make three good songs Ellie Golding, Bruno
Mars or Calvin Harris.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
What are you thinking? I'm kind of feeling Alli.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Goddings song good or not good?
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I just remember it being quite long and it didn't
get overplayed quite a long.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
From the first Betafords of Vibe.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
I reckon It's promises Calvin Harris.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Really well, let's say let's are you drunking?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Okay, now let's listen uptown fun.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Hey bron when you've just one birthday being congratulations.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Amazing, thank you, nice work, Brody.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
We got to the right decision to be eventually, they
look this is take this with a pinch of salt.
It's in the news and it's from the World Health Organization,
but just take with a punch of salt. I feel
(44:20):
like they dole out these things to willy nilly these days.
But look who am I to questioned the World Health Organization?
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, who are you? Are you a scientist?
Speaker 1 (44:27):
No, next thing, I'll be camping out on the lawn
of Parliament. They have said that there is one particular
food that can help combat depression. Please be chocolate.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Please, please be chocolate.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Please be chocolate, help prevent depression.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
If it's some crappy, boring, healthy food, I am going
to have a rage blackout.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Okay, two questions.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
I bet it is. I bet it's like kale.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
What do you want it to be?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Chocolate?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
What do you think it is kale? Okay, Claudia, what
do you want it to be chocolate? And what do
you think it is?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Vegetables?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Vegetables the food that the WHO says can help combat depression.
What do you hope that it does? Maybe like mint,
like a time meant you want it to be? You
want it to be much.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
I don't want that, but something weird like that, like
I imagine what did you just say garlic bread. Okay,
garlic bread.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Garlic bread.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Garlic bread would be so garlic bread, imagine.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
And you're like, I'm getting so much weight, it's making
me depressed. But the garlic breeds to be helping with
the depression. Garlic cheesy cycle.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
I'm always duck.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
I can tell you that it's not chocolate. Oh, but
it's also not kale, the food of the who says
help fight depression.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Here we go. It's gonna be kin.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
It's fruit. I loved fresh fruit.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I will take fruit.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
And I had a realization the other day that I
don't think I eat much fruit at all. You know
how that we were raised to go five plus a
day serving to fresh free and vegetable and vegetable? What
fruit vegetables?
Speaker 2 (46:07):
I think it's mainly vegetables in that five a day.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, but either way, either way, I reckon i'd probably
get two, I don't know what, two servings of fruit
and vegetable. Yeah, what do you get? What did you
have for lunch?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
What did I have for lunch?
Speaker 1 (46:22):
I didn't have lunch exactly.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
I just realized that something, What are you going to
have for dinner? I'm having a curry. That's got four
different vegetables in it, because I've already put in the
slow cooker. Okay, okay, well, but I haven't had any
fruit today, so you're right on that.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
You check a banana in that carry, it'll be full end,
not depressed banana.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Lamb curry. Here I come. We are the leading show
for dinosaur based news. Hold on, well wait, there we go,
and it's mainly because you and I both love Jurassic Park,
so that gives us credentials.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Do I love Jurassic Park means.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
One of the greatest series ever. And this is exciting
because there is a dinosaur embryo that has is fossilized, obviously,
but it has been discovered.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
So when you say embryo, are you talking a fertilized egg?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Correct? Right, talking an egg that's been fossilized.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
And we could just whack that into a human woman's
uterus and she'll produce us a baby dinosaur.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
No no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on a second,
so let me tell you the details. So this egg
was actually discovered I think many moons ago, back in
the year two thousand and it was donated to a
museum and it was placed into storage. So it was
just a whole egg. So it was a whole egg,
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a whole dinosaur egg. They didn't know what was inside
of it, right, got donated back in two thousand. Anyway,
years later they've made the discovery that the egg actually
contained a perfectly formed dinosaur embryo, a baby dinosaur inside
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the egg. And essentially they've kind of cracked the egg
open and you can see the little baby dinosaur curled
up inside the egg.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
When you go to Asia and you eat those eggs
and the chickens partly formed inside it, and it's like
a delicacy. Yeah, you've seen that.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I don't want to think about that neither.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
I think that's what it reminds me of.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
That makes me feel ill. But yes, so fully formed
little baby dinosaur inside this egg. They reckon, I read
somewhere they reckon that this has been the most complete
dinosaur embryo that's ever been found on the planet.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Get to the point, are
they going to make a real dinosaur out of it?
Speaker 2 (48:56):
No, it's dead, fossilized. Do you want to see it?
And then you can tell and then you tell me
if you're increased.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Well, I'm already not impressed. I thought this was going
to go a scientists believe they could defrost it.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
No, but the mammoth. They did say that about the mammoth. Yeah,
the wooly mammoth.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Okayeh, show me that. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Just keep in mind, this is the most complete dinosaur
embryo ever found.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Okay, okay, yeah, is that it it's just a bunch
of bones. What do you mean is that it's just
a bunch of bones and clay. That's it.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
It's seventy two million years old. What did you think
that it was still going to be a fresh embryo had.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Like skin and stuff.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
It's seventy two million years old.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
I read to me, they have no idea what color
dinosaurs actually were, Like, it's all made up because they
just assuming, well, it's never found any skin or anything.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
The interesting part about this and stuff that they can
tell is that it was from a raptor, kind of
raptor raptor breed.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yeah is that what you call?
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah, we love dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah, number for dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
An olvi urraptosaurus. And they reckon that this dinosaur was
more like a bird than a lizard, so it actually
had feathers rather than scales.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
And they say that birds are dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Well they reckon. The chicken is most related to a din.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
And chickens come from eggs. But but a bom number
one show for dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Beard, let's call us a paleontologists call me Sam Neil.
Don't I think he was just acting? Was that or was.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
That documentary having an argument? Because I said that we're
about dinosaurs earlier and Brie was underwhelmed by how underwhelmed
I was from her dinosaur egg.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I just think it's a seventy two million year old egg,
like has.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Lower the expectations you were, like a perfect dinosaur egg.
Was just anyway? I was saying, there's a bunch of
dinosaurs in my pittrol tank every time I fell up
fossil fuel because it's just not the same that is,
isn't it It comes up from underground, It's just old
dinosaur juice. Isn't that what it is? Oil comes from.
(51:10):
Isn't that why it's called fossil fuel?
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Well, why don't they just call it old dinosaur juice?
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Because that'd be weird? Can I get weird?
Speaker 2 (51:19):
I get the wraptor juice? Please?
Speaker 3 (51:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:23):
If you have an old car, like a beatle or something.
You can go on Stigosaurus Juice and planes tterodactyl juice
obviously or guest depending on what. Anyway, Number one show
for dinosaur news.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
We should get to see Neil on the show. We should.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
I'd love to talk to see He's an easy get.
There's any of our show. We're back tomorrow in a
much worse state than this because we're off to the
New Zealand Radio Awards. Now we's just luck see you
then when now then?
Speaker 2 (51:55):
What by.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
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going to witness the most anticipated show in their history
of professional radio. Free and Clint. Hi, everybody, Welcome to
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the Brian Clint Show on the day of the very
fancy New Zealand Radio Awards.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah, it is super fancy. It's where radio people all
look their best. They've been to the panel beaters, they've
had some work.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Done on the radio face, on the radio face, on
the face.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
For radio exactly. They've had the spray tans to get
the rigs look and top notch.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
If you follow a few radio stations or radio presenters
on Instagram, you'll see a lot of self congratulating photos
going up online today.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You know, congratulations to us.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
For how good we look. Yeah yeah, I didn't even
think about the awards part though.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's mid mainly on yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And with the closes and we make no apologies and.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
For the everyone will post this exact caption. Don't scrub
up too bad, do we for radio foight.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Everyone's going to put that on their photos and then
you can come in under it, underneath it get it girl,
sleigh sligh hot Mama eat it. Yeah she ate she
ate it hard. If you can put all of those
comments under mine and breeze pictures it. Hey, fun show
on the way for you. Human Shazam coming up, but
we're going to rip into a trading verse lady to
(01:32):
start the show.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
If you want to play, We've got a whole bunch
of stuff up for grabs, all thanks to the tool Shed,
so you can call us now.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Time for a round of trading versus ladies.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
It's a ready versus.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Thanks to the toolshd he we owned trusted by treating, the.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Ladies continue to pull away in this year's game of
Trading versus Lady, cracking the fifty at the start of
the week. What happened today though.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Let's go live to our lady first. She's an ash Breton,
she's forty seven years old and she's a mum to
three boys. Please welcome to the show, Amy.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Amy, Hi, who's your favorite out of the three or
you don't have to name them.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Just depends on the day.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Yeah, that's a good answer.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I'm going to say oldest, middle or youngest. But courses
for courses, I guess, yeah, it depends on the day.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
That's a great answer. I like it.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
You're taking on our trades today from christ which that
twenty four and they fainted just as he was paying
for McDonald's once Welcome to the show, Cameron.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Bhi, Cameron, Yeah, you didn't hit your head, did you can?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Oh self?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Just completely straight.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Back and land it on the ground.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
No one caught you, So no one actually stepped into.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Not that I know of. I was blacked out for it.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So was it at the end of a big night? No?
I I was fifteen at the time and I was
at the Palms shopping all and I just ordered and
just as I went to go swat my card, I fainted.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Jeez. Oh no, that's so scary.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Hopefully they got your soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
When I came back to they gave me my order
that I ordered.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
So lovely. I don't know if you guys saw, but
I caught someone fainting one time.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Did you on TV? Yeah? That's right.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
That was a highlight of my year.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
I feel like Maddie McClean fin's at the drop of
her hat.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Though, but I was still there to catch him.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Can your brother as Trady Ash was his lady. First
of three correct answers gets fifty dollars cash and a
price from my mates at the tool shed today.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Good luck, guys. Here comes question number one. Who invented
the color wheel? Was it Alexander Graham Bell, So, Isaac
Newton or Beethoven? Trady yess Cameron Beethoven no worthy, Yes, Amy.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Erm Isaac Nus Alexander Graham Bell, Bell Bell, Now.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
He invented the telephone. It was, sir Isaac Newton invented
the color wheel. No points there. Question number two, what
three simple toppings would you find on a margarita pizza?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Amy?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yes, Amy, geez tomato, Yeah, the tomato is the source.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Could have you got one more in there for us?
Maybe one of the things you'd find on the margarita
specifically to you a free guest, Cameron, the last thing
spinach right, color, wrong, vegetable?
Speaker 2 (04:39):
No points there, guys. Question number three, buzz in when
you can tell me who sings this song? She's on
the board. Nice work one to the ladies. Christian Number four,
which bodily systems would you primarily be in charge of
fighting off the common coal? The what system?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
It's a hard question.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
System I mean not not bad, Cameron. You want to guess,
I wouldn't even the immune system. That's the one. All right,
no points there. Question number five, the platypus is native
to which country? Yes, Cameron, Australia. It is Australia. I
(05:32):
like how he said his answers a question Australia. Nice work.
That's you're on the board where one apiece and I'm
making the executive decision. This is for the win. Guys,
here we go. Question number six, can any of you
name the five sensors? Amy's in quick.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Auditory?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yes, visual, mm hmm, no, sensus. Yeah, these are sensors.
We're asking you to name all five of the five sensors.
You've got.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Sight, hearing. What are the other three?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Now? Yeah, yep, yep, one more. Okay, here's tough down
the tools, but you Amy have taken it out. You
get fifty bucks cash and a price pack things. So
I makes it the toolshop, your one stop shop for
power tools, hand tools, any tools.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Thanks Amy, fabulous, Thanks very much. Inclin when you move countries,
I feel like you over time learn that the words
you call things aren't always the same in each country.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, you had to learn that didn't you And I keep.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Learning, you know, because obviously I grew up in Australia, so.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
We have names for certain things, and trying to think
of the bigger ones that we've come across with you.
There's a few. I mean, there's ones that we already know,
like are you a weird weird for tenfoil? You call
it alfoil or alfoil.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Like aluminium foil alfoil.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
That makes so much sense.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, And then like obviously there's the obvious ones like
you guys say chili bin, we say eski, you guys
say jandles, we say songs. Which one that was quite
interesting to me though, is you guys say togs. And
in Australia, if you're a Queensland are like me, we
call them togs as well, but the rest of the
country doesn't. What do they call them bathers, bathers or
(07:32):
swimsuit or COI yeah, but in Queensland we call them togs.
There was a video that I came across recently and
I have noticed this one since living in New Zealand
for like six or seven years. I noticed it and
I've conformed to what you guys call this thing. But
this girl who is an Aussie like talked about what
(07:57):
I've always called it and known this thing to be.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh my god, I need to know what it is.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So I'm going to play the audio and then we
can discuss what you guys call it and what we
call it. When I'm around people or if I ask
a friend to grab me one, or even my husband,
I call it a face cloth or a face towel.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I have never called it that in my life when
like referencing to my sisters or my parents, in my.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Little family unit, this is called a washer.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
This is a washer. And only like when I grew up,
I realized no one else calls it that. I don't
call it a washer, and I don't call it a
face cloth either.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
In my family, it's a washer.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's a washer. Always a small square towel, the little
towel for your face. Men use it as an exfoliator.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, but I know for a fact in this country,
in most of New Zealand, you guys call it a flannel. Yeah, flannel,
which it gets confusing for me then, because I've started
call I call it a flatanel now, But for me,
a flannel is also a.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Shirt, yeah, like a like a plaid shirt.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah. Yeah, Australia, a flannel is a plaid shirt. That's
what it is. So then I'm like, wait, I get confused.
But you guys call it a flannel a we.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Call a flannel a flannel, and we call a flannel
a flannel shirt a flannel shirt. Yeah, what is that fair? Cla,
do you agree with that?
Speaker 3 (09:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:25):
I don't think so. I call it a wash cloth,
not sorry, a face cloth. I would understand if you
said flannel. I would know what you meant the little.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
I understand what you mean if you said face Why
are you being fancy about it?
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Fancy lady? Flannel?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Flannel?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
I've looked up a few different things online. These are
the different things that people call the little towel around
the world, a washer wash cloth, was clo face cloth, flannel,
and in Japan a.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I'm going to go to food.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
He's the coolest thing.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
It's going to really confuse my children. Clint, we thought
this afternoon, for old time's sake and to have a
bit of a bitch and a moan, we would bring
back a Brian Clint classic called that Don't Impress a memuch.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
That don't impress?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Where we use our Lord and Savior, Shania Twain, she
is our Jesus. Yeah, to have a good old complain
about some things that don't really really don't impress.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Us, little things that really tick you off.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You can do this so you can text us yours
and if you've got any we'd.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Love to hear from you.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
But I'm keen to kick it off with one, which
is a heart back to the long weekend that we
just had. Gotcha, okay, and to do with the traffic
as well, thank you. Okay, So you're going to use
the passing lane even though the traffic is all backed up,
and you getting in the passing lane just means there's
(10:58):
another lane of back up track. And then at the
end of it, we're just going to have to merge
back into one lane, which is gonna make the traffic
go even slower.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
That don't impressibly much.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Just stay in the same same lane. You're not going
to get anywhere in your lane. Stay in your lane,
stupid egg. Anyway, it doesn't have to be that long
or in depth or impassioned. But anybody else want.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
To give it a go, I'll give it a go.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
All right, claws.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Claw, you think you Spanish. Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
So we ran a one hundred meter race five days
ago and I came did last, and I think I'm
the only one who still saw. Are you still sore?
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Yeah, we're gonna hurt.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That's why you lost the way?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, yeah, it was all over ella. I think you Spanish. Okay.
So you're hosting an event. You have a microphone, but
you have a microphone, so you yell into the microphone,
(12:06):
even though the purpose of the microphone app if you're
yelling into the microphone.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Don't, she says, yelling into a microphone, Someone teach them.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Spish. Okay. So I totally forgot to pay my rowtol
a few weeks ago, and then the notice gets sent
to my last address because I haven't changed my address yet,
so I didn't get the notice. So then it starts
incurring a fee, and then it's included multiple weeks of fees,
and then I finally get the notice and have to
(12:45):
pay a massive one that don't impress me much, looks.
You know what it's so annoying is like this was
when we were in Toto for the Bingethon and I'll like,
don't forget, don't forget.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
It was even more annoying. Your friend lives at your
old address and could have just given you the letter
and said he there's.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Played again. Okay, so one of my good friends moved
into my last address and still didn't give me all
the mail that was getting set there. Don't much.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
That's on Zidium. It's too sweet. That's the song we're
singing tomorrow for Friday. Okay, God help us. Honestly, I
think I did quite good.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
You all, mate, You always think, you always say to me,
you always come in, you go killed. That really, mate,
because you have the confidence of a natural born singer.
I'm not saying you've got the talent of a natural
born singer, but you've got the confidence.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
But if you have the confidence, that's all that matters.
As my confidence, it's.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
My confidence is at an all time low.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Anyway, you can hear us doing Hozier at five o'clock
tomorrow on it.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We'll skip it, whatever you decide. There's a there's a
list that Uni Lad. You remember that website Uni Lad.
It was like Uni lad and lad Bible, and they've
actually done a list where they've scored what they believe
are the twenty five most popular movies with the best twists.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Oh yeah, that sounds like a UNI LAD list. Yeah,
I don't expect that on UNI LAD or BuzzFeed.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, Uni lad or BuzzFeed BuzzFeed either or. But they
reckon that these plot twists are some of the best
that they've seen in popular We.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Excited to see if I know if I've seen these movies.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Well, let's see if you've seen any of them. So
they raided each of the movies the plot twists. They
raided it out of one hundred, and I've got the
top six of you. So coming in at number six.
It's an oldie, but a good eat. It's Psycho.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
The shower scene.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Have you seen it? No, you've never seen the movie Psycho?
You were, so, I just kidding. That got rated seventy
nine point five for its plot twists.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Okay, yep, and I'm not going to.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Tell you what the plot twist is.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh no, is that Norman Baits the Baits Motel? Is
that Psycho? Yes, I've seen it? And another plot twist. Okay, yeah,
that's a classic.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Good Okay number have a film set and Universal Studios?
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yes we did, Yeah we did. Okay, I'm on board.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
What back will coming back to him now. Number five
best plot twists according to the Uni Lad team, the
usual suspects.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
All right, you all know the drill. When your number
is called, step forward and repeat the fresh you've been given.
Understand number one, step forward? Never seen that? Is that?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Mark Wahlberg sounds like it seems like quite an old film.
I haven't seen it, so I can't comment, but that
got it rating out of eighty percent for its plot twists.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
If you're looking for movies twest, neither of us have
seen it.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Neither of us. I've never even heard of it, so
that's not good. Number four Star Wars The Empire Strikes Back.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Ah, Yeah, got a.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Rating of eighty four percent for the plot.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Twist in that film where he is dad.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Oh that makes sense Loop Ultimate I Am your father. Yeah,
of course it's got to be in there. Number three.
I have seen this film, Interstellar with Matthew McConaughey. I've
got a rating of eighty four point seven.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I'm trying to remember what the twist was me too.
There's that bit where he's looking through and you can
see back into the normal dimensions.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
No, no, I kind of got lost, like I went
to the fifth dimension in that movie.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Fair enough, I think, yeah, okay, yet number three.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Number three are number two. I have seen this film,
and to be honest, I remember it's been a long
time since I've seen it, but I remember when I
watched it. It blew my freaking mind.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I know what it's going to be.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Sixth since Shutter Island. Morris stop talking with Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
it's got a great plot twist. The number one. Clint's
already said that it's the sixth built it up. I
don't know the sixth sense.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
It is a great pleas excellent plot twist.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Like if you haven't seen it, the only.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Thing is like, if someone tells you that part, it
ruins it. There's no point in watching the movie at all.
It ruins someone tells you the plot twist to sixth sense,
which twenty years on, we still weren't ruined for you.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
No, we're not going to ruin it, but yeah, great
plot twists. Other honorable mentions that were in the list
fight Club, Saw the first one. Have you seen any
of these?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I've seen Fight Club yet.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
There is a great plot twists in Saw. Number one
be too scary if you don't watch it.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
It's sound like you're going to say another one you did,
like an upward infliction. Another one Orphan seven, Gorne Girl,
Oh seven is a good one.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Get out. That's a new one that's on the list.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
All right, there you go.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
There's some plot twists for you.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Behind the scenes. You won't be aware of this because
it's very much an US thing. But let's go public
with it. We're trying to convince Ross that he should
buy us walking pads to have here in the studio.
Not treadmills, just these little pads that we can because
we'd sit on our butts and we stand at these
microphones the whole day.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
So with fat and lazy, it's a matter of you know,
our health, physical health, physical health, mental health, like just
spiritual health. I think you just need to buys the
walking MAT's, Ross, because it's going to be better for everyone.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
I sent them a link to some the other day
from Torpedo seven. They are only seven ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Eight, oh my god, seven dollars nine seven ninety holy smokes.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
But we'll have those. We'll have those things for ages,
and we'll use them for at least a week.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
You can claim it on GST totally, you know.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Put it on.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
It's a ride off, it's a tax ride off totally.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah. Think about the number of six days you'll save
from us being so healthy anyway. Coincidentally, I saw this
today that The Herald had published a bunch of tips
from a fitness expert and walking coach.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You can get a walking walking coach.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
I've explained why walking, just walking, not running, not jogging,
not aerobics, not pilates, just walking has so many benefits
for your health.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
I mean I have been saying this for a number
of years, haven't I.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Number one raises your heart rate, making you breathe faster. Yeah,
it's aerobic fitness. Good on the joints well, yeah, it's
low impact on the joint, much better on the joints
than running. Number two, it improves your bone density, makes
your bones grow stronger, which prevents them from breaking.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Stops you from getting osteoporosis. That's that thing where when
you get old you start shrinking.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah. I can stop eating a tubb of yoga if
I just go for a walk. Yeah you know, I mean,
I mean a tubby yoga today. Are you to try
and combat the oposs.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
You're eating those kelsey yums to a though mostly it's delicious.
Number Three, you can walk yourself happier and healthier. Studies
show that even short bursts of work walking boost your mood.
We all know that. That's why we all went on
those hot girl walks during COVID.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
I mean that is true, but I would argue not
in winter time really, when it's raining.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
No, not when it's raining, but when it's crisp out
there and you put your puppa jacket on.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah. But see, let me let me explain to you
what happens when you're a dog owner, because you've never
owned a dog, walking becomes a chore, quite a chore,
and you have with these times where you have to
go out in the rain.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
That's fine, that's fine, walking pared for the dog as
well walking. It's a great idea for you walking pared
for the dog. Update that email to These are the
six reasons why your boss should get you a walking
path and our boss should get us a walking pad.
It protects your brain, helps you sleep better, which means
your brain is healthier.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Which means you're more well rested. You do.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I find I do sleep very well if I have
my ten thousand steps for the day. I find I
do sleep very well.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Number five, you start to stand taller. Your posture improofs.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
I need that I look like Cosimoto. Do you know
that if you have bit.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Of posture, you are perceived as younger people see you.
There is an optical illusion that happens. They see you
as younger and healthier, and your choosies look bigger and
your chosies look bigger.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Which I mean, look, this is my choosies like this
and then my choosies you know what.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
It brings your chosies up about fifteen.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
It does my choosies look at least twenty five when
I stand up straight.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
And number six, this one's not directed at you or anything.
It's good for weight loss.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Why did you have to say that part at the start? Though?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
No, I just didn't want you to think.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
But why you said nothing? I wouldn't. I wouldn't have
thought it was about me. Really, yeah, because but now
that you've now that you've preempted it and said that before.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
I kind of felt that I needed to because the
bad posture one was directed at you?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Can you? Yeah? Right?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Got so differentiate between them.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
Yeah, hold on, I'm just going to send another email
to Ross clint is Waynker that's just on on top
of that email we've sent him about the walking Path paper.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Half my look. I opened up very bravely of me
last week and revealed to everybody that I ripped my pants.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
You opened up, indeed, a pair of.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Pans opened up the back of my pants split from
the bottom of my butt crack to the top of
my butt crack. And Ma Levi's five oh one.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Is this is the first time you've ever split a
pair of pants. You're acting like this is the first
time you've ever done it.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
No, I've split a pair of pants and the crotch before,
and that pressure zone. I've never split a pair of
pants up the butt before, which is the bit. That's
the bit that shocked me, and that I would split denim.
It's not like it was at the seam or anything.
I tore the denim of apart with my butt cheeks
is where I found it.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Weird bum bum of steel.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Anyway, I had a look at my email address to
see when I found my emails, to see when I
bought these jeans, and they were only thirteen months off.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
You've complained, I did give You've sent an email, and
I'm completely.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Surprised that I'm getting such negative feedback for complaining about
these I know I've had them for more than a year.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Oh he's at that age. He's at that age where
everything starts to become a big problem and you've got
to complain. No. Look, I don't think you are.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
No. I think that you were giving complainers a bad name,
because there's complaining for complaining's sake, which is what we
would call. I mean, not my words, but that's what
a Karen is, right, Not Allen hashtag, not all karens,
but that's what the Karen term refers to. This is
not complaining for complaining sake. This is complaining about something
that I spit my mone on that didn't last as
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long as it should have. And then you go in
yours for somebody new pair of jeans. It's different, different.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
You're looking for some free shit.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
No, I'm not looking for free shit. I'm looking for
a pair of genes to last longer than a year.
But that's what I want out of things, and that's
what should have been. If you buy quality things, they
should last for longer than a year.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
But do you sound like my dad? No? Does he
not producers? This is like, it's not that I'm not
saying I don't agree with you, but you see, you're
a thrifty king.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
No, I'm not a thrifty king. I'm not a thrifty king.
I think I think we've got into a situation in
our society these days where we expect everything to be
disposed society. Nothing is repairable, everything is disposable.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
You bring the whole society into then I'm going to
repair the But wanted a free pair far out free, free? Free?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Do you not? Do you not believe? Do you not
believe that a pair of jeans like actual denim jeans?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I feel like and not cheap about me, Jean. I
feel like last year. I feel like I'm at Christmas
and I've walked in on a conversation between my dad
and my uncle Tim. They've both complaining about don't you
think Tim that in this day and age, Back in
(25:23):
the day, Levis used to last fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Quite literally. The picture on the back of them is
two horses pulling a pair of Levi's jeans apart, and
they survive, you know, l anyway, I have sent an email.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
What what did it say?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
I said, and I'm just trying to bring it up here.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
I said, did you greet them with hello Levi?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Hi? No, I didn't email. I emailed the store that
I bought them.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Did you ask? I want to know if he asked
at any point for a free pe Hi? These jeans
have split text picture and I've had them for just
over a year. They have experienced normal usage since I
purchased them, not over use and not used as a
work where they have had minimal washing machine washing. Bring
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the washing machine in using.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
The advice on the tag I've attached a picture. Are
you willing to replace them? I would have expected them
to last much longer than one year, especially as they
are a quality Levi's product.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
How long do you expect them to last?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
That's a really good question.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
You know, what is the time limit? What's the cutoff?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Okay? Genuinely yeah? Forever? They should be a pair of
vintage jeans and I should be able to hand down.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
To that is outrageous.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Now somewhere between somewhere between two years and forever. The response,
The response for all of you people who think that
I am crazy for this Hi Clint, thank you for
your patience. Our product team have advised that this product
has been deemed faulty. We are willing to supply you
with a new pair of genes. Please reply to accept
this and we'll get them sent out to you.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Why do you think complainers always complain because they get stuff?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
You're an idiot. You're an idiot if you don't think
that's the right thing to do. More.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I'm not saying it's not the right thing to do.
I'll just set your money on saying you're moving into
your complainer era.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
The right thing for the environment I did the right thing.
I did the right thing fiscally.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
No, the right thing for the environment is you would
have patched up your original pair of jeens and moved on.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I'm going to do that too. I've got two.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
We live in a society.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Have you seen this Canadian woman on TikTok who's absolutely
losing her Shitt's chocolate.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
I've seen the headline, but I haven't heard what it's
all about.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
She's Canadian, which informs her her confectionary worldview. I guess
you would say, well, I think there's.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
A different view depending on where you're from.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Absolutely, absolutely, So it's good to know her background. Okay,
she lives in Seoul in Korea, right, so then cross
reference that with how she gets snacks and things like that.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Got it.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
She's got a friend who's just come back from New
Zealand and has bought some blocks of Whittaker's chocolate with her. Okay,
have a listen to how she's reacted.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I'm from Canada. A normal sized chocolate bar is forty
five grams. A large sized chocolate bar is one hundred grams.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
One of my coworkers has family visiting from New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
This is two hundred and fifty grams. This is a
half a pound of chocolate. They pulled up with like tannedies.
Listen to this. It's a break of chocolate. Is this
normal in New Zealand?
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Someone please tell me high in New Zealand here? Yes,
yes it is.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
And you know what's wild? Does that become smaller than
what they used to be?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
No, has never reduced this site. They increased. Yeah, Cabriy's
got smaller, Yeah, and stayed the same price.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Oh well, that's probably why it looks even bigger, because
all of them have gotten smaller over the years.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
She's got a point in that they are two hundred
and fifty grams and her friend bought ten of them,
so that's two and a half kilos of chocolate.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
It's two and a half kilos in your luggage.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
But it's the best chocolate in the world.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
It is great chocolate. But just order it online like
a normal person.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I didn't think that it was that bigger deal those
blocks of chocolate, but then I was thinking about how
Americans eat their chocolate, and even then they get those
Hurshey's bars.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
True, and they're quite thin, aren't they.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
A Hrshey's Hershey's is real thin and a big portion sizes.
But do they not have just like you know, like
Whittakers or cabri or like even like KitKat do a
full block.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Someone pointed out to this lady on TikTok that a
block of Whittakers is They say, it's family sites and
it's meant to be shared. Yeah, like it doesn't mean.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
You have to share it, but it's not meant it's
not meant for a single person.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
It's not meant for a single sitting.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
No.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
No, whereas like a h She's been to be honest,
like you could.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
But it's not meant for that. You're meant to buy
it for the family share it.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
I couldn't get through a whole block. I could have,
and you can get a full through a full Wittakers. Absolutely,
I have got through half. There have been periods in
my marriage and my wife and I will have demolished
a whole block together in an evening, and half is
very doable.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
And I could down a hole.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
You could do a hole.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah, I mean, I'd feel violently ill, but I could.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Well.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Tomorrow we're going to be quite vulnerable after the Radio Awards,
so if I get you a full block of Wittakers.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I'm already going to be sick may as well. Something
that has always interested me is how cut off from
the real world my farmer dad, Big Stevens like he
did not, I don't. I think he got like a
bank card, a debit card maybe five years ago. Like
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he never had a debit card. He'd always have to
go to the bank, go to a tel, get money out.
And that's how he would do things.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
You said to me, he doesn't make the day to
day purchases, No, that she mum's domine Yep, he does
the work and brings them the money. Yeah, and she
allocates it.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
That's right. He's on the land most of the time.
He's not out in the real world. He's a true
blue Aussie farmer. And Dad, I want to welcome you
to the show because I want to test your knowledge
of the real world. Are you keen to do that?
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah? Absolutely? Hell are you going?
Speaker 1 (31:30):
We're good, Steve, thanks for joining us. This is a
test they often do to prospective prime ministers, yes, to
see if they're in touch with the common man around
the price of common items and services and things like that.
Are you familiar with it?
Speaker 3 (31:43):
I'm your man, I'll know all.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Okay, I be a confidence because Dad, I will warn you.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Our current Prime minister, Christopher Luxen, said that a week's
worth of groceries cost fifty bucks sixty bucks seventy. Oh
that makes a big difference, sixty bucks, so he was,
he was, I'll just give you a warning. He was
way off.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Okay, Yeah, I understand that.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, okay, even Dad's on the same page as us.
All right, Dad, for the first thing I want to
test you on is our producer Claudia. She went and
got a haircut on the weekend so a woman she
went and got a haircut. How much would that haircut
have cost you?
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Forty dollars?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Forty five dollars for a woman's haircut?
Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yep, okay, it wasn't a trim. It was quite a
quite a decent haircut. Clawn. Yeah, it was like a restyle. Okay,
hang on to revise that. Yeah, okay, so he's double
nearly doubled it, Claudia.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
How much is a woman's haircut in twenty twenty four?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
My one cost me one hundred and thirty dollars. Dad,
how much do you pay for a haircut?
Speaker 1 (33:04):
From?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Dad? The radio Awards are tonight and I went and
got a mani petty. So I went and got my
nails and my toes done in preparation for the radio awards.
How much am I forking out for that?
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
So I got shillac. I got sillac on the nails
in the toes.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
If that makes a difference, Okay, I think the toes
because that's a more restricted area that would cost more. Right,
there's a specialty service, Yes, get the angle grinder out.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Yeah, that's right, I think for the toes.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Do you think we're paying perfect? Do you think some
people go and just get the one fo foot Dad. No,
that's okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Is it fifty dollars to do the feet? Because that's,
like I said, that's a more. It's a high danger.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Area, especially for Bree.
Speaker 3 (34:03):
Yeah, shut up, AND's.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Got those country feet, shut up, drop them from him. Yeah,
forty dollars for the nails and fifty dollars for the feet.
Was it fifty dollars per foot or fifty dollars all
up for the feet?
Speaker 3 (34:18):
No, fifty dollars all up for the feet.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Okay, what are you saying? All up for a mini petty?
She lack how much?
Speaker 1 (34:26):
Ninety bucks?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
He's bloody spot.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
On shit, Steve, well done.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yes, Wow, he's secretly been going to get a mini petty.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Dad.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
If you've seen my toast lately, yeah I can.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
I can definitely say. You've never been to the nail
salon ever.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
You're one from too Steve. If you get this next one,
you have won the first round of how much does
it cost? With Big Steve.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
Oh, we didn't do our intro. Okay, okay, we'll do
it if he wins. We've we've practiced an intro for
you and everything. Dad, Okay, this is a This is
a good one because we did realize that, I mean,
the added ass samba has been a very big trend
in the fashion world as of late, and we did
realize that, you, Dad, are ground zero added ass samber.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
You've been wearing them since the nineteen eighties.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yes, I had many many moons. So I put to you, Dad,
how much does it cost for a pair of added
ass sambers.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Yeah, I'll say one eighty.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
You reckon one eighty? Are you locking that in?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
I'm locking it in? Yeah, I think one eight.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
There is a bit of variation, but you know what,
I'm going to give him the tick. They're about two hundred.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Oh, there you go.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
So I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Say you pass that two hundred in New Zealand one
in Australia. Steve, there's two from three.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Turns out you are in touch with the common man.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
You are qualified to be the new Prime Minister of Australia.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
Okay, we've gotta we've gotta do is We're gonna do
our intro for you. Get you ready, producers.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
That was a successful round of how.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Much how much does beg Steve? There was a few
people the train on the producer.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Hey, well done your dad. We had no faith in you, Steve,
but absolutely smashed up.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
You've come through. Appreciate it, Peakstad love you fine. You know.
Over the past however many years, I think the biggest
one of the biggest things you have winged about is
the music you now now have to listen to because
of your children.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah, and you're like, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Have to listen to this song over and over again.
All my kids want to listen to is Taylor Swift,
and it just goes round and round, and you never
get to listen to what you want to listen to.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
It's not even there. It's just so repetitive. I don't mind.
I like them listening to songs that they like.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
It's just the time down play.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
They only like three songs at a time. That's the problem,
and you hate it.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
It's punishing. It's punishing. It's even more punishing.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Eighteen months of Mumbo number five.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
Yeah, it's terrible, And I think it's probably even more punishing,
like when they're real young and you have to listen
to you know, like kids music, Yeah, you know, like
kids songs, so you don't even get to listen to
the Banger Boys or Taylor.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Swift, a lot of Wiggles, you know, a lot of
much rather Taylor Swift than the Wiggles any day of
the week. No offense to the Wiggles.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah, I'd go Wiggles, but no offense of Tailor Swift.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Would you.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Actually, I've just I'm so you don't understand.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Well, there is an Aussie DJ who I think has
come up with a solution. So this guy you might
recognize him from the band Justice Crew. He's the twin
brother of the guy that's actually in the Wiggles.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I was gonna say there's a Justice Crew and the Wiggles.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Exactly, So this is his twin. His name is Lenny Pierce,
and he is the twin of the guy that's in
the Wiggles. And what he is doing. He's actually a
DJ and he's making waves at the moment because he's
turning kids songs into dance floor bangers.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
So you want to hear a few of his remixes
that he's done. So the first one I've got for
you is you might recognize this as the Wheels on
the Bus.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I've seen this, I've seen moms on TikTok vibing out
to it while they're cleaning up kids toys. Yes, let's trot,
let's trot. Yeah, that's great, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
That's one of them. Another one he's done is if
you're happy and you know it, clappy hands.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Oh very truancy, isn't it. Yeah? Oh there it is.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I think it's onto something.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
If you're happy and you know, glove your heads.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
If you're happy and you know what, glab your hands.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
So familiar, I know it, and you really are assure
spicey toist on it. This is probably my favorite barbar
black shape. If it was a techno banger. You mentioned
me at the nightclub. This guy's DJ.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
You've got a night off from the kids. And then
the DJ drops this. Yes, yes, sir, three fast.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
See if the drop flaps list down legs, yes, yes.
Speaker 1 (39:59):
Look love it please. I am a bit concerned because
I don't know if we if there's enough research into
the effects of MDMA on children.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Yeah, look that's something I mean, we just Gateway music.
We can think about that later.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
You know, I didn't give the kids what they want.
Bless sugar. More of this. I'll be exhausted by the
time they get time, Clint.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Time for a birthday banger.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
Birthday, right, let's get to birthday banging, as we say
on this show, Clint.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Yeah, that's our motto.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Yep, number one a birthday.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
We'll bang it for free on this show. As long
as you're over sixteen.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
That's that's the rules here at the Breenklin Show. Let's
kick it off with Charlotte. Get a Charlotte, Hello, how
are you going? Good mate?
Speaker 1 (40:51):
How are you good?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Good to have you on the show.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
You have sixteen, Charlotte, you over sixteen?
Speaker 3 (40:59):
I do not remember.
Speaker 4 (41:00):
I don't think I did.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
No, you're not over sixteen?
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Can we see some I d please? Charlotte over think
if you have a head of sixteen?
Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yes, I am okay, great.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
All right. I don't know if I believe it now.
She got pretty nervous.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah, but you know, we'll push forward.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
I can give you my birthday okay.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
That health birthday and star sign please okay.
Speaker 3 (41:19):
Twenty fourth Sury nineteen ninety nine, and I'm a piscey.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
All right, Charlotte. The pisces. That means you were sixteen
and twenty fifteen and on that day. This was at
the top.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Ellie Goldie. What a river from fifty Shades of Gray?
It was huge, was it up to you all?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
I probably didn't watch that when I was sixteen.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Let's hope not Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
Let's hope not she read the book though. Okay, wait there, Charlotte,
stay with us. We're going to do a birthday banger
for Bromwin. Cure Bromway, my Bromwin.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Hey, are you over sixteen Bromwin?
Speaker 4 (41:56):
I am indeed?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Okay, good to hear. All we need is your do
all right.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
It is the thirtieth of March nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (42:04):
Another nineteen ninety nine, baby. That means you were also
sixteen Bromwin in twenty fifteen. And we've done the calculations.
Here's your birthday banger, because that's how it's Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Don't believe it just was.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Oh it's huge from Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson. What
do you think, Bromwin I was a big one.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
I remember I remember it well.
Speaker 1 (42:27):
Yeah, there was a was the biggest song of the year.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Oh, no doubt, the biggest song of the year.
Speaker 1 (42:32):
Okay, wait there, We're going to do one more birthday
banger for Ella hi Ella.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Hi Ella, Believe, Hello, Hello, Hello, good days. How you guys?
They were going well? Thanks Ella. You're our third and
final birthday banger up. All we need is your.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
Birthday thirteenth of September two thousand and two.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
All right, mate, that means you were sixteen in twenty eighteen.
So we've wound back the clock and here's what was
at the top tonight. Okay, Calvin Harris, Harris for you
(43:13):
like it?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Yeah? Yeah, pretty good? Okay, Okay, okay, we're going a
tough decision to make three good songs Ellie Golding, Bruno
Mars or Calvin Harris.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
What are you thinking? I'm kind of feeling Alli.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Goddings song good or not good?
Speaker 2 (43:28):
I just remember it being quite long and it didn't
get overplayed quite a long.
Speaker 1 (43:34):
From the first Betafords of Vibe.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
I reckon It's promises Calvin Harris.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Really well, let's say let's are you drunking?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Okay, now let's listen uptown fun.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Hey bron when you've just one birthday being congratulations.
Speaker 2 (43:56):
Amazing, thank you, nice work, Brody.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
We got to the right decision to be eventually, they
look this is take this with a pinch of salt.
It's in the news and it's from the World Health Organization,
but just take with a punch of salt. I feel
(44:20):
like they dole out these things to willy nilly these days.
But look who am I to questioned the World Health Organization?
Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, who are you? Are you a scientist?
Speaker 1 (44:27):
No, next thing, I'll be camping out on the lawn
of Parliament. They have said that there is one particular
food that can help combat depression. Please be chocolate.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Please, please be chocolate.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Please be chocolate, help prevent depression.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
If it's some crappy, boring, healthy food, I am going
to have a rage blackout.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Okay, two questions.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
I bet it is. I bet it's like kale.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
What do you want it to be?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Chocolate?
Speaker 1 (44:53):
What do you think it is kale? Okay, Claudia, what
do you want it to be chocolate? And what do
you think it is?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Vegetables?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Vegetables the food that the WHO says can help combat depression.
What do you hope that it does? Maybe like mint,
like a time meant you want it to be? You
want it to be much.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
I don't want that, but something weird like that, like
I imagine what did you just say garlic bread. Okay,
garlic bread.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Garlic bread.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Garlic bread would be so garlic bread, imagine.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
And you're like, I'm getting so much weight, it's making
me depressed. But the garlic breeds to be helping with
the depression. Garlic cheesy cycle.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
I'm always duck.
Speaker 1 (45:34):
I can tell you that it's not chocolate. Oh, but
it's also not kale, the food of the who says
help fight depression.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
Here we go. It's gonna be kin.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
It's fruit. I loved fresh fruit.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
I will take fruit.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
And I had a realization the other day that I
don't think I eat much fruit at all. You know
how that we were raised to go five plus a
day serving to fresh free and vegetable and vegetable? What
fruit vegetables?
Speaker 2 (46:07):
I think it's mainly vegetables in that five a day.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yeah, but either way, either way, I reckon i'd probably
get two, I don't know what, two servings of fruit
and vegetable. Yeah, what do you get? What did you
have for lunch?
Speaker 2 (46:18):
What did I have for lunch?
Speaker 1 (46:22):
I didn't have lunch exactly.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
I just realized that something, What are you going to
have for dinner? I'm having a curry. That's got four
different vegetables in it, because I've already put in the
slow cooker. Okay, okay, well, but I haven't had any
fruit today, so you're right on that.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
You check a banana in that carry, it'll be full end,
not depressed banana.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Lamb curry. Here I come. We are the leading show
for dinosaur based news. Hold on, well wait, there we go,
and it's mainly because you and I both love Jurassic Park,
so that gives us credentials.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
Do I love Jurassic Park means.
Speaker 2 (47:05):
One of the greatest series ever. And this is exciting
because there is a dinosaur embryo that has is fossilized, obviously,
but it has been discovered.
Speaker 1 (47:17):
So when you say embryo, are you talking a fertilized egg?
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Correct? Right, talking an egg that's been fossilized.
Speaker 1 (47:26):
And we could just whack that into a human woman's
uterus and she'll produce us a baby dinosaur.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
No no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on a second,
so let me tell you the details. So this egg
was actually discovered I think many moons ago, back in
the year two thousand and it was donated to a
museum and it was placed into storage. So it was
just a whole egg. So it was a whole egg,
(47:50):
a whole dinosaur egg. They didn't know what was inside
of it, right, got donated back in two thousand. Anyway,
years later they've made the discovery that the egg actually
contained a perfectly formed dinosaur embryo, a baby dinosaur inside
(48:11):
the egg. And essentially they've kind of cracked the egg
open and you can see the little baby dinosaur curled
up inside the egg.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
When you go to Asia and you eat those eggs
and the chickens partly formed inside it, and it's like
a delicacy. Yeah, you've seen that.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I don't want to think about that neither.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
I think that's what it reminds me of.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
That makes me feel ill. But yes, so fully formed
little baby dinosaur inside this egg. They reckon, I read
somewhere they reckon that this has been the most complete
dinosaur embryo that's ever been found on the planet.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Get to the point, are
they going to make a real dinosaur out of it?
Speaker 2 (48:56):
No, it's dead, fossilized. Do you want to see it?
And then you can tell and then you tell me
if you're increased.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Well, I'm already not impressed. I thought this was going
to go a scientists believe they could defrost it.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
No, but the mammoth. They did say that about the mammoth. Yeah,
the wooly mammoth.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Okayeh, show me that. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Just keep in mind, this is the most complete dinosaur
embryo ever found.
Speaker 1 (49:19):
Okay, okay, yeah, is that it it's just a bunch
of bones. What do you mean is that it's just
a bunch of bones and clay. That's it.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
It's seventy two million years old. What did you think
that it was still going to be a fresh embryo had.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Like skin and stuff.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
It's seventy two million years old.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
I read to me, they have no idea what color
dinosaurs actually were, Like, it's all made up because they
just assuming, well, it's never found any skin or anything.
Speaker 2 (49:49):
The interesting part about this and stuff that they can
tell is that it was from a raptor, kind of
raptor raptor breed.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yeah is that what you call?
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Yeah, we love dinosaurs.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah, number for dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
An olvi urraptosaurus. And they reckon that this dinosaur was
more like a bird than a lizard, so it actually
had feathers rather than scales.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
And they say that birds are dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
Well they reckon. The chicken is most related to a din.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
And chickens come from eggs. But but a bom number
one show for dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Beard, let's call us a paleontologists call me Sam Neil.
Don't I think he was just acting? Was that or was.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
That documentary having an argument? Because I said that we're
about dinosaurs earlier and Brie was underwhelmed by how underwhelmed
I was from her dinosaur egg.
Speaker 2 (50:45):
I just think it's a seventy two million year old egg,
like has.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
Lower the expectations you were, like a perfect dinosaur egg.
Was just anyway? I was saying, there's a bunch of
dinosaurs in my pittrol tank every time I fell up
fossil fuel because it's just not the same that is,
isn't it It comes up from underground, It's just old
dinosaur juice. Isn't that what it is? Oil comes from.
(51:10):
Isn't that why it's called fossil fuel?
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Well, why don't they just call it old dinosaur juice?
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Because that'd be weird? Can I get weird?
Speaker 2 (51:19):
I get the wraptor juice? Please?
Speaker 3 (51:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (51:23):
If you have an old car, like a beatle or something.
You can go on Stigosaurus Juice and planes tterodactyl juice
obviously or guest depending on what. Anyway, Number one show
for dinosaur news.
Speaker 2 (51:40):
We should get to see Neil on the show. We should.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
I'd love to talk to see He's an easy get.
There's any of our show. We're back tomorrow in a
much worse state than this because we're off to the
New Zealand Radio Awards. Now we's just luck see you
then when now then?
Speaker 2 (51:55):
What by.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
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