ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 20th June 2024

• Private parts injuries. 
• A generational music test. 
• Hot rodent boys. 
• NZ's messiest car. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM Podcast Network ZMS Brie and Clint save.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
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We are going to witness the most anticipated show.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
In their history of professional radio d M. Brie and Clint.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Hello, everybody, it's your friendly local Brian Clint reporting for Judy.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
If you could be one of the Avengers, which Avenger
would you be?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Probably iron Man? Iron Man? Yeah, he's the coolest.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I reckon, Nah, I'd pick one that has I mean,
iron Man is cool.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Definitely.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
You'd be that lame guy who's got the robotic wings,
the Birdman guy who's got no special powers at all.
He just built some bird wings and he's like, I'm
an Avenger two and they're like, no, you're not Birdman,
screw you.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I'm clearly spider Man. Okay, yeah, you can be Spider Man.
I would pick one that has actual powers. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Well, Tony Sack's got that thing in.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
His chest that's just like a pacemaker, isn't Yeah, but
doesn't it like what powers the suit as well?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I mean yeah, but if you take it out, he dies.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Yeah, my wrists true. So is it is it a power?
Is it a weakness that thing in his chest. I
mean it's just looking on being upgradeable. Like I wish
parts of me were upgradeable. Ok, I could just take
them out and put in a bit of powered one,
you know.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I mean if you look into it hard enough. Yeah,
you can upgrade anything anything.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, all right, all.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Right, you'd be eyed Man, I'd be Spider Man.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Who would the producers? How many people were there in
the is one hundred percent black widow?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, which you don't want to be hurt.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I want to be here. All the women.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Were laying characters except Captain Marble. Captain Marble. You've got
Captain Marbles here now, okay, you can be.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
The scarlet cool and all would be and men because she's.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
So the time and men's pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
The guy with the bow and arrow.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I do like the Wasp. The wass is pretty cool
as well.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Hey, today on the show, we've got eighteen thousand dollars
up for grabs at four o'clock with five on time,
stop our timer bang on five seconds and you get
eighteen thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
That's how it works, So stick around. We'll do that.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
The Activator plays just before four o'clock right now, We've
got a great prize up for grabs with Trady versus Lady,
all thanks to the tool Shed. If you want it,
give us a call now eight hundred dials at M
to play scores.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
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Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, all the best prizes up for grabs at the
moment thanks to the Toolshed for trading versus Lady At
the moment, you can win that thirty five liter vacuum
cleaner with two hundred and ninety nine bucks plus the
toolshared of throwing in fifty dollars cash.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
The trades are.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
On forty five picked up a win yesterday. The lady's
on fifty five. Our ladies from Christia.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
She's eighteen and her birthday is the day before her
mom's birthday. Welcome to the show page page.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
What's the best gift you've ever received?

Speaker 7 (03:10):
Honestly, probably a six hundred dollar two?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh nice? Wait when did you get that?

Speaker 8 (03:18):
Like?

Speaker 7 (03:19):
Last year?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Eighteenth birthday?

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
What is it? What is the tattoo of and where
is it?

Speaker 9 (03:25):
It's on my fine.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
It kind of goes up to my head and it's
of three scales, three flowers, and a lot of butterflies.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Nice ego page, cashing in on those presents.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Oh yeah, you're taking on our trading from Hamilton today.
They are thirty one and they've got a baby on
the way. Welcome to the show, Jack.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Gooday, Jack good? Is it boy or a girl? Do
you know it's a boy? How many weeks can you
find that out? Jack?

Speaker 7 (03:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Two months? Is that? Is that? How soon depends?

Speaker 10 (03:59):
How?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Guess? Pretty soon?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Depends how much there is to say, waterble your buss's
trading page or the lady. The first of three gets
the prize. Good luck if we go, guys.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Question number one, what was the name of the very
first Harry Potter book?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yes, Jack, the Philosopher's Stone.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is correct. We'll give
it to your one point to the trades. Question number two,
how do you spell the word exaggerate.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Trading?

Speaker 10 (04:32):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Jack? That okay, you're right so far.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
I'm choking, mate.

Speaker 11 (04:43):
Just have a X he said, A G G E R.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
A T D G.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Did you say d at the end? Yeah? You had it.
We asked for Zazuerar.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
No exaggerated, Yeah, you exaggerated, you exaggerated, exaggerate.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, you're so close. I'm lucky. Jack, You're right there.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Question number three will move on buzzing when you can
tell me who sings this song, Jackson Nellie.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
It is, of course Nelly who just got engaged to
a shanty having a baby.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
The baby. I feel like it's two thousand and four
all over again.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Question number four, you need this one page to keep
yourself in it?

Speaker 3 (05:31):
What is it?

Speaker 12 (05:32):
Struggling?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Mate, Just buzz in and just just.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Go for it.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Give me go. Question number four, what is another name
for dear meat Trady? Is Jack?

Speaker 13 (05:50):
There?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
You go, Jackie Boy, two hundred and ninety nine dollar
vacuum cleaner and fifty bucks cash thanks to the tool Shed.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Of course, no worries. So stoked. I think you got
cut off.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
She's the tool Shed thirty source nationwide, The tool Shed
Q we owned and trusted by tradees.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Do you have a clean car? Would you say? Yeah?
Fearly like out of ten?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's tidy, but it's got a few
like pastry crumbs in it.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
From Sosage rolls. But there's no rubbish in my car.
No rubbish. Nah, yeah, but I don't clean it.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
I go through the car wash, but I don't get
it like the inside.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
No, I'm not getting there with the armor all or
anything like that on your head. I wish I was.
I've got a.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Friend who has an immaculate car. He vacuums and cleans
it every weekend, and when you get in it, it's
like a brand new car every time.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
I'm just not there.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Guy.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
It's not the guy every weekend every weekend. Oh no,
that's too much.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
He's got a vacuum cleaner just for his car.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
What kind of car does he have? Uh, Volkswagen em
a rock? Oh why would you bother? Every week every
weekend weekend.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Well, there's a study that's been done where they surveyed
one thousand UK car owners asking all these different questions
about their cleaning habits to essentially determine who what car
owners have the tidiest cars.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Okay, interesting depending on the brand of car. So let's
go through the results.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
People definitely drive certain cars, so this kind of.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Rich people can also afford to have their car cleaned professionally.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
But then rich people have a certain kind of car.
So that's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, So let's kick it off with what the data revealed.
The cleanliest car drivers on that list was Toyota, Okay, Audi, Mercedes, Benz, BMW, Honda, Honda.
But at the top of the list the Tippity top

(07:54):
the most cleanly car drivers Tesla Tesla. Tesla drivers clean
their cars more frequently compared to other cars.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Have you been in a Tesla before?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
It looks like a space ship.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
There's not many nooks and crannies in a Tesla, you know,
like if you've got rubbish in a Tesla, it's very obvious.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I got an Uber home from the Warriors last weekend
and it was a Tesla. Really, I know, it was
like the the you know when you go catch Pokemon.
It was like get YouTube when all you used to
get is rat Attack.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Was not Auber Black or something. It was just a
normal Uber. Really. It was so cool, but it was
very awkward for me because I'd had a few beersies
at the Warriors and lovely Uber driver great service pulls
up at my house and I had no idea how
to get out. There's no handles, and then I ended

(08:49):
up using I ended up using the manual release and
I went so I went, oh, oh, oh, I don't
know what's happening. And then I kind of found it
and opened it and I said, oh, I've got it,
and he goes, that was the manual release. How are
you meant to get out?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I think there's like a touch thing like a button.
I was like, how am I meant to know that that?
I was like, I've never been in a Tesla. The
data also revealed who were the most unclean car drivers
the dirtiest.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
The cars, not the diet, not the drivers, And well,
technically it's the drivers. Is it technically dirty people drive
dirty cars? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Well, how else do they get dirty rubbish from?

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Who?

Speaker 13 (09:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:32):
But the person specifically isn't necessarily dirty.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
No, But well, technically depends what you're talking about. Maybe
them as a person isn't, but them as a person
is a dirty per lifestyle. Yeah, they're dirty because their
cars do it. It says here that the dirtiest car
drivers were from car brands such as Ford, Nissen, Volt, Swagon, Kia,

(10:01):
and Hyundai.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Or Stupid list says.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
These participants averaged around one cleaning per month.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
According to the study results, one cleaning a month.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
There's a lot like if I was cleaning my car
twelve times a year, that's a good that to me,
that's a good year.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I'll probably clean my car once a month, do you what,
maybe once every two months at least.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'm a Volkswagen driver, No wonder I'm on that duty list. Well,
that's just what this study says. Yeah, that's what the
study says.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I thought we could play a bit of a game
this afternoon because there's usually a lot of quite a
lot of people listening and they're in their cars. So
if you're in your car right now, I want you
to call us on eight hundred dials at M if
you have a lot of bottles in your car, Oh okay,
and I'm picturing I'm picturing drink bottles, water bottles, but

(10:50):
it could be I'll accept takeaway cups as well. Cans
can empty anything that's in it that's been a drink
and a bottle.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Hope that there's not too many alcoholic beverages rolling around
the floor.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Hope not. It's hope not.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
But if there is, you could have like a glass
coke bottle Yeah, you have a glass coke bottle sort
of bottle drinks like that. If you've got quite a.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Few, can you count them for us? Y? Yeah, and
give us a call. How many do you have in
your car? And what sort of car is it? Does
it match up with this last? Yeah? What car are
you driving?

Speaker 12 (11:23):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Eight hundred dials at them or you can text us
on nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
The study done in.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
The UK has revealed that Tesla drivers are the tidiest,
and I mean there's quite a few on the dirtiest
lists for car drivers. Ford, Nissen, Volkswagen, Kia, Hyundai.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, a couple on the list Kia, lots of kids
in them. Yeah, Ford's big trading cars. Voltswegens are surprised about.
But then I think in the UK the Volkswagen's are different,
kind of like person drives it to here in New Zealand,
you know, yeah, I think the Volkswagen's like the Suzuki
Swift of the UK. God Spenny sais Zuki sweet expensive

(12:02):
over there? Oh?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Really is? Because they make him over there. They'd come
from Germany, not coming too far.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
We're trying to find New Zealand's missus car and how
we're going to gauge, that is, how many bottles do
you have on the floor of your car at the moment?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Normally, like I gauge, I have a look around, and
I know I need to clean my car when there's
multiple bottles or coffee cups or cares.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
When you break in one, a couple come rolling out
from under the seats.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, if it's chinking in your car, chinking, it's time to.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Clean, to stop drinking in your car. Rachel's here, Hi,
rach Hi, rach Hi, you're first up. First of all,
what kind of car are we talking.

Speaker 10 (12:37):
About right now or in the past?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
In the past, what what did you used to drive
and what do you drive now?

Speaker 10 (12:43):
I had a Mitge okay, I used to have a
Mitsubishi Mirage.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Did you have the old model?

Speaker 10 (12:50):
I did? I had a little purple, little purple pearl
they used to call it.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I had mine was purple. Did you allys have a
subwarfer in the boot?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
No?

Speaker 10 (12:59):
Used to franket so.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Well.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Okay, And is that the car, the missy car are
you're talking about?

Speaker 3 (13:06):
No?

Speaker 10 (13:07):
The current one I have is a Master Yeah okay,
also not on the list, but in this car currently
it was Benda, but I missed a few. But in
the past there's been twenty six.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Twenty six And what what type of like are we?

Speaker 10 (13:20):
We're talking water bottles, We're talking takeaway carps currently right now.
I just had one so and we've also got a
little blender one from home.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
No, not manatib I have a kids.

Speaker 10 (13:31):
I also have a kid.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Do you have a cereal bowl in your car?

Speaker 13 (13:36):
No?

Speaker 10 (13:36):
But I did have a kid to chicken bowls.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, this morning, you're in the lead with your twenty
six bottles inside your Master. Thanks Rachel, it's going to Jim. Hi, Jimmy, Hi, Jim.

Speaker 13 (13:47):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
What kind of car are you driving?

Speaker 13 (13:50):
I drive also a Mesa okay? Also six station wagon?

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah, this a the sedan station wagon. What are we
dealing with? How many bottles?

Speaker 13 (14:01):
Well, I'm not as good. I've only got five bottles
plus two seven because two takeaway cups.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Okay, I mean five water bottles. Look seven.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I wouldn't say why are you going seven? Why do
you keep buying water bottles? W don't you just take
one of those water bottles inside of refeller?

Speaker 13 (14:17):
They're reuseful, they're reusable, but sometimes we take them. My
son takes them out of his bag in the car
and then they leave. They just stay in the car
for a bit longer.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
And I just Jimmy, do you have seven reusable water
bottles in.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Your We thought we were saving the planet with these
reusable water bottles. It turns out people just buy them
and use them once and they get another way, so
they buy another one.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Thanks Jimmer.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Some gym buffs tixting in with loads of those Musashi
energy protein cans rolling around in the bottom of their car.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Yeah, a lot of people are texting through how many
they they're finding. Someone said, I drive an Audi A one,
but my friend drives a Subaru and she has a
designated monster can corner. Far out says it with a
rotating schedule from driver's side around the car to the
floor for all of her cans.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
You special corner of your well. Georgia's here, Hi, Georgia,
Hi Georgia.

Speaker 10 (15:12):
Hi guys, Hi, you.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Just cleaned your car the other day. How many bottles
were we dealing with in the car before you cleaned it?

Speaker 7 (15:20):
Fourteen V cans and tin water bottles?

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yes, Like are they reusable water bottles or plastic?

Speaker 12 (15:29):
No plastic?

Speaker 7 (15:31):
But I have like three Frank Greens, but sometimes I
forget them, so I have to buy another bottle.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
No one needs three friend Greens that it's so good, Georgia.
You know what I love.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I love hearing like in your voice you're quite proud
of it.

Speaker 10 (15:46):
Yes, No, I only really clean it if I have
people coming into my car.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah, right now you're like, you're like, ash,
catch him.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
You're gonna catch them all exactly.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Terrifying as that when you're not expecting a passenger and
your car looks like that, you're like, just.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Just just push the push the things off the seat.
Just sorry, sorry about that, Sorry about the mess.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
I just.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
To the back yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Or I love just tucking it in the in the
seat pocket. Just shove all the stuff in the seat
pocket in the back seat.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
I love.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
I go to us a little pouch by on the
side of my door.

Speaker 9 (16:25):
Yeah, and there as well.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
You would find in there, Georgia. There you go.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
You're not if you're sitting in a car full of
mess at the moment, you're not the only one. Just
don't get any of that underneath the brake pedal. Okay,
just be really careful.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
We're not just keep it out of the driver's seat.
For the driver's zone is the safe size, that is
safe zone. Have a designated corner.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Like that that other driver from iHeartRadio. There's the latest
Life from LA with ste mccathy. That's a funny story, Dean.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Who's the celebrity who's getting dragged for heaving dirty bath water?

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I didn't remember.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
You couldn't have given me a million dollars to predict
that today's headline would be there. It's a Chrissy Tagan
who we loved and then we didn't love, and then
we kind of love it. She's been up and down
in terms of the popularity stakes, which is now in
the she didn't hot water and dirty holes?

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Yeah, who we love of course.

Speaker 12 (17:22):
Uh, what's his name?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
John Legend? That John Lenend.

Speaker 8 (17:29):
Posted a video of in the bath and she's in
the bath and you know, she's so gorgeous, right, she's
shrubbing her skin. And people noticed that the water, like
you know, when like dirty water has like that film
from the top of it. Yeah, imagine you're doing the
dish and then the dirty water in the yeah again
kind of gets stuck to the side of the think
it's like that and everyone's dragging her for it. She's
certainly you know, she got cancered after you know, being

(17:52):
caught out a cyber bully and Courtney Stodden back in
twenty twenty one. And of course didn't she like steal
a well allegedly before I get food like a cookbook
from New.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Zealand urizing the cakes.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Cake Max is a yeah, these pre pre made cakes
that there's yeah, Ki, we made and then she came
on board and like did a co lab and then
like a couple of months later brought out her own
exact exactly.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, the video is interesting. There's evening, like a scum
ring around the outside of the bath. She claims that
she's washing off her body makeup in the bath. The
bigger question is why are you posting videos of yourself
in the bath in the first place. Like, it's a
classic oversharing situation and it happens to lots of people
with something inadvertently ends up in the background of your
video or your photo.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
But that's what happens when you overshare. You know, she
could sell that bath water. People would buy it. Remember
that time that guy Dean. You have I ever told
you this story? Guy messaged me on Instagram and said
how much do you charge for your.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Dirty bath water?

Speaker 1 (18:56):
And after after I gave him the price, he said, great,
let's do the deal. And I made a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
No, you told me you did the deal with it?
You chickened out.

Speaker 8 (19:05):
No.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I I asked him how much he was willing to pay,
just because I was like, this is funny content.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
And then he said a thousand dollars? Was it a thousand?
It was one thousand dollars? And then I lost the inbox.
And to be honest, I wouldn't have done it anyway.
But don't you back then you would? What about now?
The cost of little?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Think about it now? I would think about it. And
to be honest, I could wash my dogs in the
bath and send that to him. He wouldn't know.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Make it the easy thousand bucks? Did you do it
as well? Dean? All right, Well, if you're looking for
some bathwater, yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
You need to.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Dan or Bree Thomas ell on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Let me know, have your cash ready and we can
get you a bottle of that.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
An England football fan has awoke in quite a strange
place after he fell asleep at a football game where
he was in Germany supporting England's first.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Match of the Euros. Yeah, they faced Serbia.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
He went to the game, obviously at a good time
or probably not a good time, fell asleep and then
woke up in the stadium.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
I believe at like three in the morning. We're in
the stadium because in his seat. I think he was
in his seat. Wow, must be a big stadium.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
How funny is that you'd rather be in your seat
than like in the bowels of the stadium and like
one of the bathrooms or something, and all the lights
are turned off and you don't know how to get out,
and then as soon as you open the door, the
alarms start going off and all of that. Yeah, Yeah,
you'd rather be out in the open in a seat.
Terrifying though, that moment, you know when you go like
where am I? Do you remember that feeling when you

(20:44):
were sleeping at a friend's house or like staying in
a hotel or in airbnb and you wake up and
there's a there's a brief moment where you forget that
you didn't go to sleep at your own house.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
It's scary. Where am I? What was going on? What's happening.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
It's unexplained how the missed the guy sleeping in his seat,
and he put it down to the stadium's comfy seats
and strong beer.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Do we get some audio of this lad falling asleep
at the stadium court? I think we do. I think
we did.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
There's some audio where he wakes up, I believe, and
you can hear him very being very confused.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, he got stabbed, he was absolutely, he just innotantly
fell asleep. Too much football and that's what it does. Yeah,
too much excitement. You know how. I'm a prolific plane sleeper.
You are.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I fall asleep, no crap, as soon as they turned
the engines on. I've very rarely seen the safety video
sorry in New Zealand, and I usually wake up with
the tires skid when the plane land. There's a time
where I didn't and I had the window seat and
everybody got off the plane. I've been woken up by
the cleaners before. How do you Yeah, So they're like
come past in their hiber's vest in their little plastic

(22:10):
bags and they're like shake me on the shoulder and
they're like, excuse me, sir, sorry, we need to we
need to clean the plane, time to get off.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Time to get up. You know, I've got like thirty
photos of you sleeping on planes.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah, just just in my eyes, I know, and I
know that I'm not a pretty plane sleeper either. Is
anyone my mouth's always open?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Is anyone a pretty plain sleeper?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
You know?

Speaker 3 (22:30):
The one good thing I liked about when we had
to wear masks on planes, Yeah, was the fact that
it would cover my hideous sleeping face keept the drooling.
Oh thank god, I'm gonna mate.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Who woke up in the toilets of a bar after
a friend's twenty first No? Yeah, he was in a
stall and had too much to drink, fell asleep and
I reckon. He fell asleep at like midnight, and the
bar time he wake up, the bar closed at two thirty.
He woke up at four thirty and locked in the bar,
locked in the bar, locked in the bar. Yeah, I mean,

(23:03):
worse places to be locked terrified?

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yea be Yeah. Probably think I'm gonna get in so
much trouble. They're going to think I broke into this bar.
I didn't break in you. Let's throw it out there.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
I wait, hundred dials at m when's you're fall asleep
that you probably shouldn't have. I saw an interview that
was done on Ossie Morning TV like yesterday, and Karl
Stefanovic was interviewing these two old gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Yes, and one of them fell asleep during the interview.
During the interview. During the interview.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
One hundred dollars at you can take us at nine sex,
nine sex? Where were you when you inappropriately fell asleep?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
A football fan has found himself waking up at four
in the morning in a stadium after he fell asleep.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
He sounds he's he sounds steamed, but he also sounds freezing.
He sounds like he got woken up because he was shivering.
So we're asking where do you fall asleep?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Someone ticks him said they fall asleep during an MRI,
which reminded me, and have you done this suit? I've
fallen asleep in the dentist's chair quite a few times.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
No, not me, and neither in an MRI. I'm so
anxious in that in that really so claustrophobic.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
I I've fallen asleep in the headresses cheer too, Oh
my god, what's wrong with me? But yeah, I was
having quite a bit of work done on my teeth
a couple of years ago, like drilling out old fellings and.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Putting sleep Yeah, yeah, right, because you're just lying back.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
And then when they put that, they've got this wige
that they put in, so you don't even you don't
even have to think about keeping your mouth open anymore
because they put this big door.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Stop him lazy? Have we become as a human race?

Speaker 2 (24:54):
So we want to know where you fall asleep? This
person wants to be anonymous, high sleepy heads.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Hi, anonymous, tell us where'd you fall asleep?

Speaker 7 (25:03):
So it wasn't me, It was my husband.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
It was over like December January period where drinks are flowing.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
And the periods are being hair.

Speaker 7 (25:13):
Yes, and he had a nice of drinking and he
passed out in the bathroom. But it was just a bathroom,
was just a toilet, so not like a showering. Yes,
And he'd passed out and blocked the door and at
three am, my grand couldn't get in to go to
the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
No, no, So what happened in the ending Graham Wetter No,
she had.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
To go to the main bedroom and use that bathroom
and just hope to not wake up. Mum and a head.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
She's embarrassing. Perhaps she's your grand not your partner's grand right, No,
my grands He's the big drunken oak who fell asleep
and blocked the toilet.

Speaker 12 (25:54):
Yeah, still probably like five am.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
I bet he hasn't lived that down for many years.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Anytime he goes to the toilet now, people are like,
don't pull asleep, don't block the door, don't sleep, mate, Sarah. Yeah, Hi, Sarah, Hi, Sarah.

Speaker 7 (26:07):
Hello, how are you going good?

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Thank you? Mate? Was it you that fell asleep somewhere?
You should not?

Speaker 12 (26:12):
Yeah, my parents and then my partner's parents are meeting
for the first time. Yeah, and then I fell asleep
because I was very hung over.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Oh no, no, not to meet the parents.

Speaker 8 (26:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Where were you that you fell asleep?

Speaker 12 (26:27):
I was just sitting on the couch and my mum
and my partner's mum were having a yard and I
was just snoring away.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
To be honest, though, Sarah, you had already met your
partner's parents before, right, Yeah, obviously it's not your first
impression to make it.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
The pressure's all on your mum and dad, you know exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're cool. Just chill out. Have asleep. Can you imagine
the stuff they would have been saying about you? You're
just bless you.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Sarah hung over to someone said, I fell asleep but
a pussy Cat Doll's concert. But I was only four,
so that's fair and would be honest that pussy Get
Doll's show.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
It peaked early, Lady Gaga opened. He didn't miss much.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
All the action came earlier. That gets show. Another call
his Libby Hi, Libby.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Hi, Libby Hi, how are you going good? Thanks? It's
a friend of yours that fell asleep somewhere they shouldn't have.

Speaker 9 (27:17):
Yes, we were at a festival flash night out in
Auckland City and she woke up the next morning in
the the passenger's seat of a car that she didn't
know whose car it was, with the car keys in
her hand and set other people's driver's licenses. She has
no idea what happened. So the people were to the

(27:38):
owner of the car, world or anything.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
So she was the only she was the only one
in the car. She was the only one in the car,
and the keys were in the ignition, but she was
in the passenger seat.

Speaker 9 (27:46):
Well I think they were in her hands.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Yeah, they were in her hands.

Speaker 9 (27:51):
Driver's licenses, she herself or all the things into the
police station because she had no idea.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
So did she figure out in the end what happened?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
The police like, hey, we don't really understanding that we're
going to risk you just in case and and then
just check us out.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Or the police were like, we know exactly what's happened here.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Clearly maybe you've had a big night out and you've
started a new career as a driving instructor.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Clearly, what a mystery. God that that literally is one
of those moments. You tell me, Libby where she surely
drinking would have been like, I'm not drinking.

Speaker 9 (28:30):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, I don't think. You can sometimes wake up moments.
It takes one of those moments for something. She doesn't remember. Yeah,
whose car was? No idea? What kind of car do
you remember, Libby?

Speaker 7 (28:49):
No, I don't remember that.

Speaker 9 (28:51):
I don't know where she was.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
She was.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
By herself with six people's drivers license Apparently, God.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
She did well though, If that was the that was
the aim of the night, to get as many driver's
licenses as you can, got.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
To catch them all. Yeah, she did very well.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Thanks, Thanks, appreciate so many crazy stories. I fell asleep
at a funeral one time.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Someone said I fell asleep at the steering wheel of
a navy ship.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Okay, that's terrifying. That's so scary.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
And someone else, I've never done this before that someone
said they fell asleep getting an ankle.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Teto. I'll see. Some people love it. Yeah, some people
it hurts like hell. That's what I would an edge it.
It's like all bone. That's that's wild, Clint, It's time rounded.
What's the plots?

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic,
not really, but picking a movie title based on just
the plot line that she can do brill and clinse.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
What's the plot the ultimate movie?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (29:56):
And game where you go hit to hit with our movie.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Buff bree to aren't It's a plot lines as quickly
as possible. Guess the movie from the plot line as
quickly as you can. And today there's fifty bucks up
for grabs.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Who am I playing? Who am I taking on the savo?
It's ja Oh my god? Is this Sean Johnson?

Speaker 11 (30:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Are you sure, Sarah Jessica Parker?

Speaker 14 (30:21):
Not quite?

Speaker 12 (30:21):
I wish I could say yes.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Imagine if it was Sean Johnson.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
No, I'm not disappointed that you're not. I'm glad you
are here. It's just, you know, just for a second
I thought it could be he definitely listens to this show.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
He definitely does. But it's Jay. We're excited you hear.
Have you ever played before?

Speaker 7 (30:39):
No, I've never managed to get through on something on
the radio, so this is the first for me.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Well, you're successful. It's Jay.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
How it works as I will start reading out plot lines.
If you think you know what it is, you buzzing
with your name and have a guess. If you get
it wrong, the other person gets a free guess.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
It's fine. Just we just keep going like that.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
The first person to correctly give me two movie titles
is going to win the game.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
Okay, great sounds good?

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Ready, best of luck?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Sj our theme this week because Bree's coming off a loss,
and we are back at Square one's favorite movies. These
are all movies with one word titles. Oh one one
word titles?

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Okay, okay, oh god, my mind is racing right now.
Movie number one.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
A man seems to have it all, but his wife
is increasingly frustrated by the amount of time he has
to spend at work. He can't seem to find time
to be at home until he meets an eccentric inventor
who gives him a device that controls time.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Click click click is correct, and Breed just got in first,
s J. Is that what you were going to say? No,
I was going to say, I felt you clipping at
my heel. What were you going to give?

Speaker 14 (31:54):
I thought?

Speaker 12 (31:54):
Okay, I was thinking her, Oh, that's a good guess.

Speaker 7 (31:59):
I haven't seen like, yeah, click in a very long time.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
So anyway, sad, don't recommend. It's very sad, very sad.
I was like, this is not what I expect from
Adam Sandler film. Great message in the film, Mark, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Okay, all right, we're back on second movie. You're still
in this, SJ. Our hero is the main attraction where
he lives. He and his best friends have spent their
whole lives in blissful captivity being admired.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
SJ. Home Home is incorrect, Brea Free Guests? Is that
that really dark films?

Speaker 4 (32:35):
J H.

Speaker 12 (32:38):
No, I think it's like an animated film.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Now, Oh yeah, I got it.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
I don't know, I need you don't know, Okay, I
can't tell you. It is an animated film. I'll continue.
They've been living in blissful captivity, being admired by the
public with regular meals provided Brie Madagascar.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
It's the one. Yeah, yeah, she's back. Sorry s J.

Speaker 14 (32:59):
No, he'll have one.

Speaker 12 (33:00):
Parents.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
We have a consolation when you're on here, like you know.

Speaker 9 (33:05):
The pressure radio all the time, these people and I'm
one of them.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Now you're telling me, yes, Jay, I've got the pressure
every week. Hey J, thank you so much for playing
being such a good sport. We got fifty KFC chicken
dollars for you.

Speaker 9 (33:20):
Oh lovely, Thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (33:21):
Have a good evening you too, do you?

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Okay, that's what's the plot. We'll play again next week
for a handibuckers. Sorry, I forgot where we were in
the show. That's me.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
This is exciting times because finally, finally, short shorts are
on trend for men.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
How unfortunate that we're in the dips of winter.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
I know, but I will say it's probably a good
thing because then it gives all the men time to
not skip leg day in the lead up to summer.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so you're actually in really good stead
for this. Apparently it's been it's been clawing its way
up the fashion ladder for a number of months. But
actor Paul mess scal wore some short shorts on a
red carpet and now everyone is talking about it.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
He is very influential when it comes to men's fashion,
isn't he. But he's sort of at the cutting edge
of what's trendy for men.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Yeah, he's like wearing stuff before anyone else is wearing it.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yah.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Was there audio for this one, Claude, Yeah, I think
we have some audio of Paul Mescal talking about short shorts.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
I'm a fan of the shorts in scene from my
iyos to do like proportion, like shorter short and maybe
a longer top, and big advocate for a man wearing
shorter shorts.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
Whatever he just said, I don't understand, but short short,
he sounds hot. We're talking by the way, we're talking
like stubby length shorts. Yeah, on men, short shorts, like
it kind of looks like you're wearing boxer shorts.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Yes, yeah, I mean, which has been a trend for
the ladies as well for the past twelve.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Months, to wear men's boxer shorts well, to.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Wear shorts that look kind of like men's box of shorts,
but in a fashion we're talking.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
We're talking Saturn Tasmanian devils, no.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Shorts, no more than just the stripey cotton right kind
of vibe. They're calling it the thigh guy summer. That's
been trending all over social media. But the thing that
really got me where I knew that this is going
to be a big trend and you need to jump
on this early, lads, is that the Gucci Men's wear

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show that happened in Milan in the last week, which
is a big deal.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
It's like the fashion capital of Italy totally Apparently.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Forty one of their forty six looks for men featured
short shorts.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
And that's where all mean get their fashion advice from
the Milan Gucci fashion shows.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Exactly. Yeah, Warriors, the warriors, if you're listening, you're about
to sell a whole lot of stock.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Akimuleds are kind of poised for this already because they
love we love a study, we love a short short.
I don't what I don't think we're ready for is
the is the the socks and shoes that go with
the stubbies, because wear stubbies jandles or studies boots. But
we're talking like you could even wear dress shoes and
a pair of like tube socks with these short shorts.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
I wouldn't really if it was me, I reckon, Pa.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Miss Gallus, I don't he's wearing He's wearing light socks
and loafers with his short shots.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
I'd go a cruise sock in a in an air
Force one or a pair of sambers. Think that would
look quite cute.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
But I mean I put you to the test earlier
today where I bought in some of my short shorts
and you tried them on. Would you ever genuinely asking
you now, would you ever wear a pair of short shorts?

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Adam? Public's liberating? Yeah, I'll get your thighs. Yeah, so yeah,
there's the breeze on your rapp with thighs yep.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Plus, like it's a part of body you can like
show off because like there's not many of those for men,
you know, like we don't have have cleavage. I guess
you've got the guns you can put out there, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Why not get the thighs out?

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah, yeah, how did you think I went? I think
you went well. I'd say the denim was too far.
Den put me in a pair of Daisy jukes. It
was a bit hard. The denim shorts, I'd say no,
But the other two I thought you looked great. Yeah, Claudia,
what did you think? How? How did you like my legs?
It's pretty good? Thanks PEPs Her voice went real high.

(37:33):
Great legs, thanks sps ella. What do you reckon?

Speaker 6 (37:37):
I actually surprised myself.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
I didn't mind it. You got nice thigh? Do you
like your fiance Ryan in a pair of shorts shorts?

Speaker 13 (37:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:45):
He runs a lot, so I see that already.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
I do like it.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
So discovering about.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
You see what a thigh?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (37:53):
If you want to see Clint in some of my shorts,
that sounds weird and you can head to our instagram
at brink.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Have a look at the story that. Never thought I'd
finally get into your pants, but it's about time. Here
we are.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
What do Timothy Charlomaye, Barry Keegan, Josh O'Connor, and Ryan
Gosling all have in common?

Speaker 3 (38:11):
They've all dated Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
No, it's not that they are all classified as quote
unquote hot rodent men. It means that they are attractive
because they kind of look like a rat or they
have rattish features. That's the trend anyway. Here to explain
the hot rodent boyfriend trend is Zidim's head of social

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media content and rat boy enthusiast, Caitlin Bolton.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Hi, Kaitlyn Low.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Caitlyn, thank you so much for joining us on such
a serious topic. When did you first realize you had
a rodent fetish? And honestly, it seems like it's a
fit oshe. I've been waiting for this to be a
thing for so long. I used to go to my friends,
like I used to classify this as lizard men. Yeah, okay,
evolve into rat men. I can see it on screen now.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
I'm loving it.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
I'm so happy.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Once you put these men side by side, you can
definitely see a correlation. Like I'm getting Rettitui vibes. I'm
getting it's not I don't know if it's real rat
or if it's just animated rat. I don't know if,
like Disney Pixar, has blurred the lines between what a
real rat looks like and what a humanoid rat looks like.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
And I see what you're saying, you know, I feel
like it's a mesh of both.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Yeah, because I mean, let's be real, and people haven't
been talking about it enough, and I think it's about
time we brought it to the surface.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Because ratitude is hot. Remy from Ratitu, you think hot
is hot.

Speaker 6 (39:38):
I think he's a nice guy, but i'd maybe give
him a chance.

Speaker 12 (39:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
I think Roddy from Flushed Away is the hottest so hot.

Speaker 6 (39:46):
I think yeut number one. He's like great hair, he's
just a nice guy.

Speaker 15 (39:51):
He's got a great story arc, he's got he actually
has it, always got the accent.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Okay, are there any other hot rats? Because we're talking
about men who look like rats who are hot. But
this is a different topic all together. Straight this hot rats?
Are there any other hot rats?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Any other hot rats? The rats, the rats and the
pied Piper. There was a there was a few blind
three not three blind mice? Little did you go? Did
you guys?

Speaker 6 (40:16):
Too kind? I think I want like a bit of
a grittier rat you.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
So that's why rats are hot, not mice, because that's
got kind of boy. Okay, we're getting We're getting somewhere
with this.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Yeah, So this is the dumbest conversation it is, but
this is.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
An actual article on in Today where people are talking
about real the hot rat man aesthetic. So what do
you think it is that that classifies rat looks? Is
it the cute little ears that stick out the side?
Is it the pointy little nose snout situation? How does
someone do you think have rat boy energy?

Speaker 15 (40:53):
I think rat boy energy is just being a little
bit like raucus and also like not like traditionally hot,
like someone who's always overlooked, but like actually super hot.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
That's a great way to describe it, I reckon not
traditionally good looking.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Are they dirty? Are rat boys dirty?

Speaker 4 (41:10):
No?

Speaker 6 (41:10):
They can be clean. They just kind of give like
a little bit of a ra Do.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
They carry the plague? They kind of look like they
nor Yeah, right, they just yeah, they look like they
give a little It's not a teething.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
None of the rat boys we're looking at, it's not
like it's like a buck tooth thing like they've got
sharp or pointy teeth. So we're looking at Timothy Charlott
Maye and Barry Keegan and a few others who else
famous are famous men with rat boy asthetic.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
The number one rat boy is Jeremy Allen White Beef?

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Is that the name of the show, The Beef the
Bear and the show is called the restaurant they're working,
it's called the Beef.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
People people said that Travis Kelsey has rat boy energy.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Travis is just number one, right, He's definite rat boy energy. Sure,
you're right.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
He kind of looks like he lives in a sewer,
like but it looks like in a hot way. Yeah,
and he looks like he can cook. Oh my god, yeah,
Jeremy Ellen, God, he is.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
He's real life Remy. Okay, that's wild. We have a
whole new category.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I love this because I think it's awesome to see
people who aren't conventionally totally fit into the typical good
looking box and now, you.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Know, being chance, yeah, being paraded around like get a
bit of a tension. I think we need to, you know,
really start talking about the next the next one, the
next one, which I believe, I believe is armadillo.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Min right, Okay, what what physical characteristics? Armadillo have a
bit spiky, hard, hard shell, so they're not so emotionally
they're quite turned off. They've got a hard shell exactly
long tongues. Yeah, okay, yeah, mdillo, Okay, all right, well

(43:02):
peck your creature. This is what women need to do.
They need to go to the zoo because it's you.
You don't get to decide. I want to find out what,
find out which animal you're most attracted to, and just
go down and find the person with those physical characteristic.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
Yep, it's going to be rats though. It's Rattman for sure,
ratmant sure.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I'm ready for a play. Thanks, Caitlin. I feel smarter
and dumber at the same time too.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Look, I just want to give a little bit of
a warning. This story will make some people a little
bit squeamish. It is quite gruesome, but it's a true
story and it's happened to a nineteen year old girl
by the name of.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Tilly Yeats yeap ye. Look, this is going to turn
people off.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
If you've been thinking about getting a nipple piercing, yeah,
this story is going to completely turn you off. Tilly
said that she was getting ready. She was at college.
She was staying in the halls and the bathroom was
quite small. She was getting ready and so she was
in the shower and that's when disaster struck when her

(44:10):
nipple piercing got caught in the shower door. Oh, she said,
she opened the door and it tore the jewelry item
completely out. Oh she panicked, looked down and half of
her nipple was flapping about.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Jeez, that's graffic She.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Said that there was so much blood that she grabbed
a towel to compress the injury, and then it was
completely Starkers had to call for help some of the
other girls that lived in the dorm. They came down
to give give her a hand, and she had to
go straight to A and E. Oh my god, she
got shipped off to A and E. And apparently because

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there was so much blood, she went straight through. The
nurse saw her and luckily there is a happy ending
to this story. Yeah, the nurse was able.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
To stitch her back up, stitch your nipple back on,
stitch her back together. Oh, and she said that she
does have a scar, but it's not too bad.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Okay, sweet happy ending, So happy ending. The scar is
a good story. I'd take the piercing out though.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Oh the piercing was gone. It was in the shower door.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah, but I wouldn't you know, Like she had both
of them piers, I'd take the other one down.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I would too.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Yeah, I've had embarrassingly, I've had an eyebrow piercing in
the past, and it's not a private part, but it's
enough that when you are drying yourself with a towel,
it can get caught in the towel.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
And it can quite hurt.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
So imagine that's on your nipple or your downstairs, but
it's getting caught in the towel.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
I remember when I got my nose piers for the
first time, and it was fresh, and I got it
caught in the towel a couple of time, towel, and
oh god, it's painful. I can only imagine what this
poor woman felt like.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Like just was She's young, so I get stuck in
the shower door as you get older. But it's it
wasn't even in the tower. How what part of the
shower door?

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yeah, right, could have been the handle, could have been
the closed But as you get older, it'll get stuck
in lower and lower items like she could have got
stuck in like a venitor draw stuck under the Yeah,
be careful, she's got a tripped on it. Yeah, could
have got it Cordner shoelaces.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
It serves as a nice like it serves a double
purpose when you get older, because you can also team
it as a toe ring.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Yeah, or its kind of like a bottle opener. Yeah,
it's great.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
I thought let's throw it out there. I eight hundred
dials at M. What is your private parts injury?

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Yeah? Have you had one? Could be to do with
the piercing, could be just with the piercing.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
I copped the worst injury I've ever had to the
private Yes, was playing softball, was playing shortstop and the
catcher has thrown it over because the girl was stealing
from first to second. And I've run over to tager
and her head has literally head butted me in the privates. Really,
and I'm not joking when I say that I was

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black and blue. I was black and blue.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
You've got to head to the pubis. Yep, it was.
It was bruised real bad.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Usually people are into that kind of thing, but not
in essense to No, I was not into it. One
hundred dollars. You can text us on nine sex, nine sex.
We'll keep it as PG as possible, but we'd like
to know your private parts injuries.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
A young woman has shared her story about ripping her
nipple open after it got caught in the shower door.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yeah, the nipple piercing got caught and it all ends
well though, because she got it stitched back up and
she said, it looks pretty normal.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
You told that story before and someone ticked in and said,
my nips just turned into any's listening to that story.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
I feel like that would have happened to a lot
of people. I went right back India.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
So this is your warning because we have asked people
to tell us what is your private parts injury? I
love this text that's come through. Someone just said, got
stung by jellyfish in my lady parts?

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Was it a blue bottle we're talking about?

Speaker 2 (48:09):
We were talking about ripping the nipple piercing out and
someone said I did this or ripped mine out with
my bracelet in my sleep.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
For so you just roll over in your sleep and
you caught it. That's terrible. Have woken you up? You
work up screaming. Your partner's like, what the hell is
going on? I just thought of a real good joke.
Can we go back?

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Okay? That that jellyfish texts? I bet it was a
box jellyfish. Is that a type of jellyfish?

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:36):
Okay, I thought it was a common Do.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
It isn't my jellyfish. Let's go to Pep with the
sore private parts? Hi, pep hi, pep Hi.

Speaker 7 (48:48):
I just did exactly the same as what you said
on the story on the shower door.

Speaker 10 (48:55):
Door.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Yes, so it's common. Where did it get caught? Like,
how did it actually happened? I believe it was getting
in and then it just ripped on the doors and
it was half still on was kind of hanging. God,
can I ask? That's terrible?

Speaker 2 (49:12):
And this goes to any of you ladies with the
chisies up front, when you didn't have a piercing in there,
were you regularly brushing your nipples against the shower door.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
How close are your boobs getting to the shower door
depends how big day are?

Speaker 10 (49:24):
They just get in the way.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Cludia just gave a knowing nod. Do they get in
the do they bump into things when you're showering and stuff?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
Do they mean?

Speaker 6 (49:32):
Sometimes you just take corners too tight when they're.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
Not there, when they're not strapped in a Yeah, like
there's a lot.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Okay, they can get caught and you guys are lacking
spatial awareness of your own breasts.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Well, I feel like there are different size when you're
not wearing a bra.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Did it in happily, pep? Did you get it all
sewn up?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Ah?

Speaker 7 (49:51):
Yeah, Wind's the nurse. And then a few months later
got it redone.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
I was just about to ask that, so you went
back and got it redone. To this day you still
have it.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
No, I did take it out. I thought i'd better mature.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Then that's growth. Well, there you go, it's done.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
And this is also a great text. Someone said when
I was six, I got my wanger caught and of
my jeans.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Time.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Someone else said, I own horses and I had a
horse bite me on the bum when I was doing
his cover up. I still have a scar eight years later.
How do you explain a bite mark scar on your
bum to people?

Speaker 2 (50:26):
You're like horse, sure, sure, sure, yeah, I've got a
horse too. I got on my nipple and I scratched
a hole in my areola. Once you scratched all the
way through your areola.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
That's so so bad.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Someone else said, anonymous, Please, but my wife dropped a
shaver from a high shelf and sliced her nipple. It's
healed now, but a chunk is missing.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
That's terrible. Someone else said, my ex was trying to
close his chest of drawers and caught his dude in them.
Doodle is such a good word. Lots of blood and
a few stitches. He's left with a scar.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
I had a guy leave a handprint bruise on my
boob once.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Oh that's not no, that's not nice. You guys are
going he that is not nice.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Dave's here, good ay, Dave hy Dave, Yeah, thank you mate.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Tell us what was your private parts injury?

Speaker 11 (51:23):
When I was a kid, I used to ride my
bike to school and I've got a flat tire one afternoon,
and I thought, I'll get up early the next morning
and I'll fix that little I was pretty self reliant
the puncture and was pumping it back up. And we
had one of those pumps, you know, you put your
feet on and then you pump it with your hands
up and down.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Yep.

Speaker 11 (51:40):
And I was still in my nineteen seventies pj's, so
they had a hole for the fly and then on
the downward stroke, the little collar popped out and I
got slimmed. So you've all coming down, and weird thing was,
I didn't scream.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
I just had this my mouth open, No noise came out.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Stop.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
He stomped on it. You crushed your little boy penis
with you would have had you would have had to
plug the pump into that afterwards and pup bag.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (52:12):
Well, I had to go from a tour back to
a one eye. So the scars all, oh, bless you, Dave.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
That's that's terrific. You don't need to puncture cait for
you for you, Dave. Have you had a scar? Have
you got a scar?

Speaker 13 (52:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (52:29):
Yeah, got the scar on the on the end of it.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Was that fun showing partners. As you grew older, you're like, hey,
you want to say something cool?

Speaker 11 (52:38):
That's more like what what's going on me?

Speaker 14 (52:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a great icebreaker at parties. On
your well, let me tell you a story. I see
your cesarean scar, and I raised you one shaft scar.
That wasn't too bad? That was too bad? Do you

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want one more? Go?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Someone said, not me, but my step mother got kicked
in both her boobs by a horse. Couldn't have happened
to a nicer person. Horses, no way, horses, Yeah, they know.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
She's going to be coping. We were talking before about
private parts injuries and do you want one?

Speaker 7 (53:24):
One?

Speaker 3 (53:24):
One more? You go on.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Someone said I was jumping on a steel drum and
one foot went in and one foot went out. I
crushed my jewels. They went from white to black from bruising.
I wonder if it sounded like you know when you
hear people playing those Caribbean steel drums.

Speaker 8 (53:43):
Do do do do?

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Squish Bran Clint.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Birthday Birthday Bankers for a Thursday number one songs. When
you're in sixteen, sit back, relax, we figure it out
and then we give it to you. Page is going
to go first, cure page, Page, how's your day being?

Speaker 7 (54:08):
Mate's pretty good? How's your guys days been?

Speaker 3 (54:11):
Yeah, it's been pretty good.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Delightful, thanks page, lovely hey page, what's your day to birth?

Speaker 7 (54:16):
At the twenty eighth of the sixth two thousand and five.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
All right, page, that means you are sixteen in twenty
twenty one and back on your sixteenth.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
This was at the top.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Hid tune bts Butter Butter. When are they getting out
of the military so they can do some more music.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
To prey recond page you're a fan of the BTS boys,
you said, no, yeah, okay, some of their stuff you like,
I got a couple of bangers. Okay, wait there we're
going to go to Sarah. Hi, Sarah, Hi, Sarah? Hello,
whereabouts in the country you, Sarah? We're in Hunterville, Huntervale? Whereabouts?

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Is that.

Speaker 10 (55:00):
Kind of between Thompson North and Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Okay cool? Yeah, well thanks for calling through. What is
your birthday?

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Pens of October nineteen eighty seven?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
All right, that means you were sixteen, Sarah in two
thousand and three, and back on that exact date.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
This was at the top. Beyonce, Sean Paul, baby boy,
what do you reckon? Sarah? There's a tune, massive.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Banger from Beyonce and Jean Paul. They need to bring
back back combo.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Crazy that Sean Paul and Beyonce were on the same
level in two thousand and three.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
No disrespect to Shanpaul. But is that a good run?
But it's beyond Beyonce. One more birthday banger for May May.
It's gonna mae, Hi, Hello mate, how are you good?

Speaker 4 (55:58):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (55:59):
We're doing well? Do do I since an accent?

Speaker 7 (56:03):
Yeah? I'm from the Philippines.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
The Philippines. I love the Philippines. I've I've visited a
couple of times. Beautiful place. Thanks for calling through. What
is your date of birth mate?

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Too late? Oh true? That joke your whole life? Sorry mate.
The doctor said it's going to be May, ended up
being June. Here's your birthday, beggar Akon Lonely? What do

(56:43):
you reckon?

Speaker 11 (56:44):
May?

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Do you like that one from Acon Acons? People?

Speaker 2 (56:50):
Acon has got so many bangers in his back catalog,
and you throw one kid off the stage and all
of a sudden, people stop saying how good you are
as an artist?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
You know what happened when he signed Lady Gaga and
thought I don't need to do this anymore.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
I think that too. Yeah, I made She's making the
money for me. I'm going to vote Akon Lonely. I'm
voting baby Boy, But y'all say.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Claudia, we haven't caught on you in a couple of weeks,
but it's your peck. What is the winner of birthday
banger today?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
It's definitely out of those two for me, but I
think I'm leaning towards Acorn today.

Speaker 14 (57:24):
Damn the question mark at the end of day but
yeah you sound so short. Hey, May, you're the winner
of birthday Banger today. Well done, thank you, nice work.

Speaker 13 (57:35):
May.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Here we go, coming straight out of two thousand and
five his Acon and Lonely on zidim Brion Clint.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
May, Clint.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Is it in Brianklint The winner a birthday Banger from
two thousand and five is Acon and Lonely for May.
How goods Acon? He just played it t Paynes Festival.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
I saw on TikTok.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Was cancer and fest and I think he's doing some
work in Senegal in West Africa, like spending his millions
on like infrastructure and things like that.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
That's good, good on him. Yeah, is he married? Acon?
I don't know why you can? Is he still lonely? Okay?
Next to the show, Brees got a generational test for us.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
This this test has been doing the rounds.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Around the globe actually where you can test what generation
you're from. Okay, based on answering this really simple music question.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Okay, sure, we're going to put.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Everyone in our show to the test, and if you're listening,
you can play along as well.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
All Right, we're doing next Brian Clinton, ziim I saw this.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Test going around, and originally it comes from a comedian
who does a bit of stand up around this piece
of information where she believes that you can tell what
generation someone is from based on saying a couple of
words and seeing what song they automatically start singing. So

(59:36):
I thought we could put it to the test here
this afternoon, and if you're listening, you can also play along.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
So the original one the easiest one.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
So I'm just going to say two words, and then
we've got the producers in here as well, and then
we'll go around the room and you just say what
was the first song or the first lyric that comes
to mind when I say these two words.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Generally, generationally, we've got a gin z. Yes, we've got
a millennial and an elder millennial. Yeah, we've got some millennials.
Wait what am I You're an millennium, middle millennial? Thank you,
middle millennial. Yes, I'm surrounded by years.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Yeah, Okay, what song comes to mind when I say, hey, now, Clint, No,
everyone can answer, but yes you can go first.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
You're an all star, get your game on, go by? Yeah,
that would be Do we have that super uber popular
from the movie Shrek? And then I know what it
would be for people above us? What what it would
be to what he would it be? Hey now hey

(01:00:52):
now dream crowded house, you got there to go worry
we got for me. I feel like it should be, hey,
now you're an all star, but for me you now? Hey,
now this is That's what I thought. Yeah, that's where

(01:01:13):
my moment too. But that song is just so Jim patching.
Who's this Hilary hold your tongue? Seen it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
If you like her out the Duff, if you watch
the movie, you get it with the nostalgia. Okay, that's
the first one. Let's move on to what song comes
to mind when I say don't stop Claudia, Yes, Claudia.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
I would do don't stop.

Speaker 14 (01:01:47):
For me?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Yes, don't stop moving? Not that much, isn't it. That's
from It's how it starts. It's club. Yeah, that's what
comes to mind when I hear it.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
Sorry that some just feels a little bit, just a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
What con thousands, it's just a little whorld. This is
like Primo two thousands would have thought that you would
have been jump jamming to us? Z. What comes to
mind when I say don't you stop for you? Don't
stop believe please this is a million more years older. Yeah,

(01:02:34):
but made it popular.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
There is one more that we missed, this one from
Fleetwood Mac Start.

Speaker 10 (01:02:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
I would say that'd be your boomers, yeah, gen Yeah,
yeah for sure. What comes to mind? What other one
did we do?

Speaker 11 (01:02:54):
We are?

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Clint? I don't know if you have this real surprise
of you got it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
Niche? It's very two thousand's like, what is it? Youth
of the Nation by p O D. No, we didn't
get that one. Yeah, we are the youth of the nation.
We are we are one. We didn't get that one.
I'm interested to know what it is for Jen z Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:03:21):
I don't know why, but I'm thinking we are the World.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
That's kind of where my mind went.

Speaker 6 (01:03:28):
Yeah, which is random. I don't have any like young
recent songs coming to mind.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
How are you guys missing? I mean one of one
of the greatest pop songs ever from Kesher. It's even
named we Are Who We Are?

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
A lot of people we are who we are?

Speaker 1 (01:03:51):
Still the older generations, a lot of them say a
bit of Queen of Course, which is such a great song.

Speaker 14 (01:04:03):
There's one more song that came to mind from me
and it's a bit newer, so maybe I'm just like
young and cool.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
But Taylor Swirl, Yeah totally with the goats that you
could put that goat anywhere.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
Yeah, you're probably could.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Really fine.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
It just goes to show how each generation will have
those kind of cues, but it's different for everyone.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Or it just shows that all pop songs are the
same and being recycled.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
It's like fifteen different phrases and themes that you use,
and that's all pop music if it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
What are you talking about? No shocking anyway, we could
think of a few more write a song with all
of those and they stereotypical Pope Marie two thousand and
two song and it was just using all other song anyway.
There you go play at home if you want to
see what your partner comes up with, free inklin And
that's us. We are done for the day. What day

(01:05:10):
is it? Thursday? Friday?

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
As we got to the pub, I heard someone refer
to Thursday on an email the other week as practice Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
I thought that was quite fun. Yeah, pre drinks. Thursday
is pre drinks. Yeah, then Friday's the party. Yeah. Do
you remember do you remember back in the day. God
this makes us sound old, but back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Before Ubers claude you, you would be one of these
people that would probably remember this or maybe not, but
when you first started clubbing and before Ubers, and someone
would have to order a taxi and you didn't know
when it was going to turn up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
You had no idea when it was going to get there.
When you experience, so you yeah, and then you'd always
be like the taxi there. Everyone would just like go
one hundreds an hour scale the rest of their drinks
to get out to the taxi.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Because if you didn't get it, then you'd call another
one and the taxi company'll be like, we can see
here that you didn't show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
You didn't come out for you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
At the bottom of the list. And literally that's where
the phrase from Jersey Show came from.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Get me here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
I'm like, I've never been more grateful for a service
than uber. Let's all take let's all take a moment.
Because taxis were crap and so expensive, so expensive, I
never knew when they were going to turn up, like
so you couldn't really you know, you couldn't leave anything

(01:06:36):
last minute because you had to order a way in
advance in case it took half an hour to get
there and just hope and pray.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
I did like heggling with them.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
At the end of the night though, They're all lined
up on Queen Street and I'm like, no, I needing
twenty bucks cash and they're like twenty five. I'm like, nah,
twenty They go, not twenty five, so no, I don't
worry about it. You start to walk away and they go,
oh no, no, all good. Twenty bucks. Yeah, twenty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
You can still do that. There's still cabs around, I know,
but that's what I like.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Whether you can't do it with a Nuba. No, you can't,
because you could asked to pay the go cash. But
you never just walk up to a random pri us
some be like twenty bucks driver, get away from my car,
have a great night. Everybody will get you back tomorrow
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