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August 21, 2024 • 61 mins
  • No After Party today because of a Clint v pole incident (6:00)
  • Kids say the creepiest things (9:57)
  • Who's the oldest person you know? (25:58)
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From the ZM podcast network z Ends Brian Clint, brought
to you by KFC He's Hot or Not Box.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Oday we are going to witness the most anticipated show in.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Their history of professional radio, Dan Ebrie and Clint Kill everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
It's Brian Clint. We've just been talking to.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
Our friends from Auckland Sleep who are going to help
us do the Sleep Championships.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
They're the ones that going to monitor.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
They hook people up to these machines and they're going
to monitor who has the most sleep.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
It's all legit.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
We've got to chat with them coming up later in
the show today, all about sleep and how to sleep
well and some advice for anyone who wants to compete
in it.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
If you've missed it, We're going to.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Have our competition to find New Zealand's greatest sleeper. It's
happening in a couple of weeks time, but you can
register for it now at zendim online. We'll put you
in a room. It's over three hours, we monitor your sleep.
It's during the day and if you are the best sleeper,
you'll win five green and a huge supply of Brave
Face supplements as well.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, this is such a great competition.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
It is the championships for the non athlete.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, you know, after.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
The Olympics, we thought, what is something that everyone can do?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Go ready to spright? Now is set him online? Fun show
coming up.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
We do have the one golden song in our show
sometime today. So when you hear it, I don't actually
know what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
I know what it is. What is it? Harry Stars?
Which one gold No? Oh no, but brains lost it.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
I'm just having a lot see where I can see it.
When Harry Stars is coming up in.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Our show, You're so gold a watermelon sugar, watermelon sugar.
That's the one, all right.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
When you hear one hundred dollars at him if you
want a grand first though, Trady versus lady, if you
want to play with us, you should call us now
on eight hundred dials at him.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
We need two people to play. Big prizes up for grabs.
Thanks to the tool Shed coursed our eight hundred dials in.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
It free inklint.

Speaker 7 (02:04):
It's a reading versus thanks study toolshd. She we owned
trusted by treaty.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah, we love it here Trady versus Lady to kick
off the show, just to see who's got the upper
hand early in the day, the trades on sixty five,
the ladies on seventy five, Oh.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Ladies from Fun today.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
She is thirty seven and she can write her name
with her toes. Welcome to the show, Hannah.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Oh, Hannah, quite impressive.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
How did you learn that you could do that in
the first place?

Speaker 6 (02:40):
Ah?

Speaker 8 (02:40):
Kind of got monkey toes and they're good for like
packing up pigs, and you're hanging out lots of it.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, I'm picturing it now.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Have you tried peeling a banana with your toes? No,
you should there to go. That'd be the ultimate monkey.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Toes, or even better, knitter sweater eat a meal with chopsticks.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
People would pay for that online. I'll say, you're taking
on our trading today. From Hamilton, he's twenty four and
he wins money way too often. Well, let's see if
he's up for it today. Welcome to the show, Josh.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Hello Josh.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
What's the biggest lump sum you've won in one go?

Speaker 9 (03:19):
Probably about forty thousand from the casino.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
What Okay, that's a serious That is a serious amount
of money.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
That's wild Okay, Well game.

Speaker 10 (03:30):
Just on the pocas and then seventeen on Loto as well.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
I guess come on, you're lucky man.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Well, we're playing for fifty bucks cash and a g
I tools pack from the tool shed today. Josh, you're
the trading henny or the lady. First of three wins.
Good luck.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Here we go, guys.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Question number one, buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this song? Hannah justin first, Queen Queen's correct,
it is, of course, Queen the Great Queen.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
One to the ladies.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Question number two, what is the main ingredient in the
KeyWe classic Pavlova? Josh just got in there first. You
will do yep, we will take eggs. We also would
have accepted sugar because there is a lot of sugar
or ig white, all right? Question number three, which chocolate
bar used the slogan you're.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
Not you when you're hungry? Lady Hannah's in first, sniggers
is correct, of course, sniggers. Nice work. Two to the ladies,
the with the late bitty whites.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
That was such a good ad, God, that was a
good ad. One to the trades. Question number four, the
All Blacks have won a record fifty games in a
row at Auckland's Eden Park.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Who was the last team they beat there? Yes, Josh, Argentina.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Argentina's correct, Argentina last weekend.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Nice work.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
We were all tied up in this game, which means
this is the tie break question. Question number five, what
is the largest continent on Earth?

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Is it Africa? Hannah's in first? Europe? Now, Josh.

Speaker 9 (05:10):
The Australia.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
No?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Hell, don't we give you guys the options and you
can play again. What do we move on?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
We move on? Okay, but the.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Answer was Asia, Asia, Asia. There are other options Africa,
North America or Europe. No points there. Question number six
still the tiebreak question, which new pop star Sensation sings
the song Hot to Go Hannah's in.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Road correction.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
We've got fifty bucks cash and a prize from the
tool Shed coming you away.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Congratulations, awesome, well done. What a game. That was a
great game. Good game. Thanks to the Toolship.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
They've got thirty stores nationwide, the KI owned and US
by Trades. I think I might have a small concussion
this afternoon playing sport.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
No, we had a concussion playing sport exercising, No, not
even exercising. No, I walked into a pole.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
I walked into one of those poles that have the
parking signs on them, you know that says like sixty minutes.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Whatever it is, there's white poles.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
I was walking my daughter to kindergarten this morning, and
luckily I wasn't holding her. She was holding my hand
on the side of me. That wasn't the roadside. But
I was preoccupied looking at a car that was driving
past year car and I did that it was a car.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
Unfortunately, it was a.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Car, and I did that thing like the meme with
the guy with the girlfriend where he's looking behind him.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
This might be the most Bogan story you've ever told
the show.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
What kind of cars I walked past it? I'll tell
you what cart was in the second, but it wasn't
that impressive.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
I really want to know what the car walked.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
I walked, I walked, I turned my head like ninety
degrees but kept walking. And then as I turned back,
there was a pole right in front of me, and
it went wham right in the center of my forehead.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
I'm sorry to laugh. I've already asked if you're okay,
and you said yes, so I can laugh.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
I like collapsed on the ground and had to like
drag myself over to some steps to sit on with
my daughter, my three year old daughter beside me.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Did she laugh?

Speaker 5 (07:30):
She was perplexed because I was holding my face. I
was like, you know when you get you get a
knock to the head and you're just really sort of discombobulated.
And I said, I'm sorry, Miggy, I've really hurt myself.
I just need a minute. I just need a minute.
Just just stay beside me, hold my hand. I just
need a minute. And she goes, silly pole, which was

(07:50):
very sweet of her to say, because I thought she
was going to say silly daddy, but she didn't.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
She said, silly pole.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
The car.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
I know, you want to know what the car was? Yeah,
what car was it?

Speaker 5 (08:00):
The car was like a late nineties Honda Intigra. And
then my head so good, and my head I.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Was going wow.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
I went, God, you don't see those anymore, do you?
You don't see many of those anymore. And I was
having this moment where I was going, where did all
the late nineties Honda Intigras go?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
That's the car that turned your head so much that
you ran into a pole.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, that was it. And now you're easily distracted, aren't you?

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Well, turns out evidently yes, But I think I'll try
and pay more attention now because my head is fricking
killing me. It was like six hours ago, and I
feel like I feel drunk from it, and I've got
this little egg in the middle of my forehead. And
it was a very busy street, so people definitely saw
it happen. And it was outside a very busy cafe,

(08:54):
and they definitely saw it happen.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
And I would have seen you look looking at the Integra. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
Yeah, I'm just glad because there will be a camera somewhere,
like I reckon the cafe for we had a camera outside.
There'll be footage somewhere.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Go ask the cafe.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
I'm just glad that it was a car because imagine
if it wasn't imagine if I was being a perv.
Imagine if it.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Was yoga pan. Then you deserve it. I know, yeah,
I know, But do we agree I didn't deserve it.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
I mean, I feel like, because you were checking out
a Honda Intigra, you kind of deserve it.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
I don't deserve it. I don't deserve it. Is that
the ultimate compliment for a car guy? Though, Like if
a guy literally concusses himself looking at your car. People
talking about having a head turner of a car. Yeah, yeah,
this is he's got a hit injurer. He's got a
head slammer.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
He's got a hit banger. Oh mate, put some ice
on it, you'll be right. Bought some prayers, you'll be right.

Speaker 6 (09:55):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Look, there's something I think we can all agree on
is kids can be real creepy.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
They can.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
They can say some real creepy things. You don't know
where it's come from. And sometimes kids can be creepy.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
This story is no different.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
So a woman has posted to x formerly known as
Twitter about a creepy thing her kid has said, and
she's asked for.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Advice, so she said this This.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Morning, I went into the garage and noticed that the
attic was wide open. We don't use it and it's
a heavy panel. So I freaked out. But I freaked
out even more when my five year old looked at me,
then stared up into the darkness of the attic and said,

(10:48):
a man lives there.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Oh oh no.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I then said to my five year old, what are
you talking about? What man?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
My five year old then said, you know, the shadow
man burn that house? Down right now. I've never gone
back in there never again.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
You got to do a couple of tests though, burn
it down. You got to find out if the five
year old has older brothers or sisters who are trying
to put the shits up the five year old, but
actually the five year old has just.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
Freaked the creep out of the appearance instead moving out.
That's it, that's all I need. I'd be out of
there quick. Smart.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Some people believe that kids can see like spirits and
stuff up to a certain age. Yeah, they haven't. I
believe that, do you, Yeah, totally. My wife believes it. Yeah,
and she, my wife is desperate for our daughters to
see a spirit.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
She's like, come on, guys, please see something.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yeah, your wife says that, and then when it happens,
I bet it's the last thing that she was.

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Please. Can you guys make contact with someone from another realm?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Please? A lot of people say because I used to
babysit these little kids when I was younger.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
I wasn't very old.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
I would have been quite young as well, but I
was babysitting these little kids and one of them, the
older one, who was about seven or eight, had an
invisible friend, And a lot of people say, because this
invisible friend was quite demanding, okay from like my memory

(12:25):
of it, was quite a demanding friend. And a lot
of people say that invisible friends are actually just spirits.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah yeah, okay, yeah yeah, sure, Like, did you have
an invisible friend?

Speaker 11 (12:36):
No?

Speaker 5 (12:37):
See, but I don't believe over seen a spirit. See,
but I don't believe in that stuff. So but like
I'm going to see it right because you're not open
to it. I had a conversation with my three year
old the other day about how she's going to have
eight children when she grows up, and they're all going
to live at our house.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
They do say some scary stuff that is terrified.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
I said to her, really, so you and all eight
of your kids are going to live here with us
because yep, I said, and the daddy and she said, no,
the deaddy died.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yes, creepy, creepy, as I thought we could ask on
eight hundred dials at M what is the creepy thing
your kids said or did like? And you can't really
explain it, but it was just creepy. Maybe it wasn't
your kid, maybe or someone you were you were babysitting.

(13:23):
Maybe it was your friend's kids that you were looking after.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
I don't know. Sometimes they don't say it. Sometimes they
draw it. They can draw it, they can sing about it.
It can sense it.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
If you got a yarn about a creepy thing you
heard or saw from a kid, we'd like to hear it.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
I've said it once, I'll say it again. I stand
by it.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
There's sometimes things you can't explain, and kids will say.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Certain things or do certain things, and it's weird.

Speaker 5 (13:52):
We want to know the creepiest thing a kid has
said to you this afternoon And John has called up,
Hi John.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Hi John. Who's the child we're talking about? John? And
how old were they when they said this creepy thing?

Speaker 9 (14:08):
So the kid's actually my brother. He was about four
or five years old, right, And so he was sleeping
in bed with mom. And the one night there was
out working night shift, and he woke up at about
two three o'clock in the morning and he turns to
mom and he goes, mom, there's a man sitting at
the edge of the bed. And Mom wakes up and
she looks and obviously is nobody there. So she says, no,

(14:30):
go back to sleep. You know, you know you're seeing things,
and you just carry on to tell mom, No, there's
an uncle sitting at the each of the bed and
you need to say hello. And my one goes, no,
you're seeing things. Just go back to sleep. There's no
one there, and he turns to mom and he goes
to uncle's getting upset. You need to say hello. He's
going to hurt you.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Honor, And yeah.

Speaker 9 (14:51):
Mom's freaked out. She's like, listen, you just need to.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Go back to sleep.

Speaker 9 (14:55):
There's nobody there. And he fell back to sleep and
there's no issues.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Oh hell no, hell not. And that night Mum passed away.
Creepy enough. It's creepy enough, John, We appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Someone text her and said, my three year old always
talks about a girl in her room. One night, when
putting her to bed, she said to me, Mummy, please
leave my door open so that little girl can leave
my room if she wants to.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Oh, it's got shivers.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Yeah, cool, cool, cool, cool cookers all over my body.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
It's a two part though, do you want to hear
the second part? She always spoke about her again. One
day in the living room, she laughed and said, oh,
don't worry about it. Her fire truck is stuck. I said,
who what fire truck? My three year old then said
that little girl, she's hiding now.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Though.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
The next day, a toy fire truck I have no
recollection of buying turned up in our garage with its
lights and sounds going.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
I think I should probably move.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah, I reckon, maybe leave the kid behind. This person
wants to be anonymous high anonymous nymous Hi, what's the
creepy thing A kid told you?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
So?

Speaker 11 (16:16):
Not too long ago, my four year old was telling
me how his grandpa not grandad, come hangs out in
his room right, And I was like a yeah, and
I was like, oh, yeah, okay cool. And then he
was telling me her he's got one arm and one leg.
And then that night I was just telling my husband
about the random stories that my son tells me, and
my husband just went white and was like, oh, my

(16:40):
dad lost his arm as leap before he passed away
in an accident. And we'd been here like ten years,
and I heard my idea.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
Until that moment, Yeah, he'd never talked about it.

Speaker 11 (16:52):
No, I'd never talked about it.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
There's no way your four year old could have heard
you guys talking about it.

Speaker 4 (16:56):
And then have turned that into it.

Speaker 11 (16:59):
No, I had no idea up until that point.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Oh that means never told me that. That means that
means Grandpa was actually there.

Speaker 10 (17:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (17:07):
I think it's nice.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
I think it's it's actually that's actually quite a nice
and comforting one.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Yeah, apart from the bit where there's ghosts in your house.
But yeah, yeah, sure, but it's Granddad. Who is he's
coming back.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
To Yeah, more than some creepy girl that's lost her
fire truck.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, okay, as long as Granddad's not watching you and
you're in the nudy anonymous.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
But yeah, you know, it's fine, it's all good.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
I just think about I'm sure Granddad is very respectful.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Do you reckon? Yes, Lisa's here, Hi, Lisa, Hi, Lisa. Hey.

Speaker 10 (17:36):
When my daughter was about four or five, we were
living in this flat and she used to tell me
about this witch called Wendy. The witch was in her room.
And then I asked her and she because, oh yeah,
Wendy said she drowned in a well.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
How old? How old was your daughter who was telling
you this?

Speaker 10 (17:52):
She would have been about four, No, And then one
time I tried to get a new room and I
couldn't open the door and the colt. My daughter Nicole said, oh,
your Wendy's holding the door back.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Shut up.

Speaker 12 (18:03):
Oh not.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Wendy. Sounds like quite the troublesome witch. You know.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
That upsets me about that, as four year olds have
no reason to know what a well is.

Speaker 7 (18:13):
So well, quite.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Well's quite an old school thing.

Speaker 11 (18:20):
I creepy.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
That's creepy, Lisa, all right, Lisa, thank you. See Lisa
the nightmare. There's so many creepy ones coming through on
the text machine. Someone said.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
My sister, as a three year old, told my dad
she remembered her mum covering her head when she lived
in Pompeii. She said, Pompeii properly and everything like.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
We are mount the eruption happened exactly.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
That's that's that's reincarnated. They say that happens, that happens.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
What have you believed? Those were some pretty good stories.
Brian Clint, let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well?

Speaker 6 (19:04):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (19:04):
It's time for Brillan Clint Google down punk. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Google down time had a few weeks off, but we're
back to find out who is the fastest Googler. If
you've text her a name of nine six ninety six,
you could pick up fifty KFC chicken dollars.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Here's the rules.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
I've put these questions into Google first person. To yell
out the correct answer. I'll give you a point. First
to three points takes the win.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Are we ready?

Speaker 5 (19:32):
I had a strong feeling it's not my week. I've
had a knock to the hit and I'm not feeling
the sharpest.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Even when you haven't had a knock to the head,
it's not really your week.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Yeah, I'm just saying this week, I've got an excuse.
That's good. It's good to have an excuse.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, call anyone feel like it's their week.

Speaker 6 (19:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I feel like if Clint loses, there's no like good
feeling in the victory because maybe it can cussed.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
We'll just focused on beating oura.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
Okay, perpoct excuse me?

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Here comes question number one? What is Blake Lively's real name?

Speaker 7 (20:04):
Blake Brown?

Speaker 4 (20:05):
What the wow? How did you know?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
That's her hair care line that she won't stop talking about.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
True, she really won't. They can't shut her up. Like
Blake Blonde. Oh nice, what a boring name. Yeah, she
changed Bake Brown. Yeah, so much more life in a day. Alright,
do we go?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Question number two, wonder Claudia, how long did donkeys typically
live for?

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Eleven years?

Speaker 7 (20:37):
Twenty seven to forty years?

Speaker 1 (20:38):
That's right, Claudia, amazing you telling me I could meet
a forty year old donkey. I just say, my time
in Greece, I saw no real donkeys?

Speaker 13 (20:50):
What?

Speaker 7 (20:51):
No real one?

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Well we didn't go to any of the touristy islands.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
That should be the sequel to forty year old virgin
forty year old donkey?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah, okay, yeah, he's going to blame that horrendous joke
on his head as well.

Speaker 4 (21:05):
Forty year olds.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Just continue?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Question number three I wish I could, No, I can't
hold it. Yeah, I've turned it off.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Not so much quieter?

Speaker 6 (21:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
If Claudia gets this one, she takes the game. Question
and number four number three, sorry, who's got the concussion?

Speaker 4 (21:35):
What was the largest dinosaur ever?

Speaker 7 (21:40):
Titanis?

Speaker 6 (21:45):
Right?

Speaker 7 (21:46):
Yeah, Claudia wins.

Speaker 14 (21:50):
To go.

Speaker 7 (21:51):
He's almost there.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Actually, I'm going to give you I'm going to give
you each you go, and then I'm going to judge
who said it the best, and I'll give them the point.
Patagonian mayoram the Titanosaur.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Titanosaur, Petago, titan majoram, titansaw petagotean mayorm Okay, yeah nah.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
I'm still going to give it to Claudia, and that
is the game. Claudia wins.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
You know I was wrong. I actually feel quite happy
with that.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
When Yeah, when's a when you own that win? Geez dinosaurs?
All Nick baby, all Nick is a big dinosaur, right
who wins?

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Well, the phones were blocked, so I'll find someone that to.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
Call someone who takes Claudia to nine Sex, nine sex
and give them some KFC plenty of texts to call back.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
Free inclin From iHeartRadio, This is the.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Latest Live from LA with See mccathley Dean.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
She's the fastest growing pop star in the world at
the moment, but Chapel Roone is in the news for
something else today.

Speaker 15 (22:57):
She sure she's divided fans by going on a rand
about how basically how people should be leaving her line.
This is her kiktok rant about how fans are approaching
her and her family.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Check it out.

Speaker 13 (23:08):
If you saw a random woman on the street, would
you yell at her from the car window?

Speaker 7 (23:12):
Would you harass her in public.

Speaker 14 (23:14):
Would you go up to a random lady and say
can I get a photo with you? And she's like no,
and then you get mad I'm a random Just think
about that for a second.

Speaker 13 (23:24):
Okay, harassment, stalking, whatever, is a normal thing to do
to people who are famous.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
I don't care that it's normal.

Speaker 13 (23:34):
I don't care that this crazy type of behavior comes
along with the.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
Career field I've chosen.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
It's weird how people think that you know a.

Speaker 14 (23:45):
Person just because you see them online or you listen
to the art they make.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
That's weird.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
Unless she's having a hard time adjusting to fame. Was
that it's happened very, very fast, very She's twenty six
years old, and a lot of the things she's saying
are true.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
It's all true.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
It shouldn't be okay to be harassed just because you're famous.
But right, Dean, she sounds like it's all coming at
her a bit fast, and.

Speaker 15 (24:09):
You actually now on the head. So the thing is,
the reason she's so overwhelmed is because it's so fast.
It wasn't a gradual burn. It wasn't like, oh, slowly,
oh people recognizing No, it's been so intense and everything
she's saying is absolutely true. But the thing is right,
it really does come with it. I'm sorry, it just does.
That's the point, and it's not rob I was saying.

(24:30):
It's right, but it definitely comes with the territory. Unless
she wanted to be one of those like you, Marshmallow,
the djate that no one's ever nobody looks like he
could go down the street.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
No one has the bloody and the helmet.

Speaker 15 (24:41):
Yeah, remember her, I just called her. Originally no one
had ever seen her face ended out showing it because
she wanted to. But so like, it comes with it.
I think it's it is invasive, but it definitely comes
with it. But I don't know whether she needs to
be rant into her fans about it. I don't know.
I don't really love how she went.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
About I kind of have to agree.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
It is a hard one and obviously we can't comment
because we have no idea what it would actually be like.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
But I think like the part.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
That will rub people the wrong way, not the harassment
or the stalkers or all the stuff that is so inappropriate,
but like her fans coming up to her and a
photo or wanting to, you know, talk to her for
ten seconds like that is a part of it and
a big reason why you're having.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
So much success because these people are listening to you know,
your art.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Someone that Lady Gaga should get a new DMS and
be like, hey girl, look I know what you're going through.
I did it. This is how you deal with it.
This is the good, but this is the bad bits.
This is what you should expect. But yeah, interesting. That
is the latest lab out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy.
He's our Hollywood correspondent. He's the one who harasses stars
on the red carpet, just.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Like shepil Roe. Yeah, and he gets paid for it.
He's very good at it.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Take the world's oldest living person has passed away, so
I guess the world's previously oldest living person. Her name
was Maria Brunas. She was a Spanish American and she
died in her sleep at the age of.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
One hundred and seventeen. One hundred and seventeen, one hundred
and seventeen.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
God, you'd be just you'd be just wanting to go
at that point, reckon, I would.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
It's all about quality of life, isn't it. And if
you still at a certain level.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Of that's true. I can't commentitate, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Maybe she was one of those you know, super healthy
super Healthyes, you know when you see someone and they're
a hundred and they look like they're seventy.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
They're active, right. I find it in the way they walk,
you know. Yeah, the walk says a lot like Joe Biden.
If he aregon, if he walked better, people would have
given him another chance. But he had that walk about
him where they were like, oh, I don't know where.
It looks like he was going to have a fall. Yeah,
I guess. And this is not being agis. These are

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incredible stats. She received the title of world's oldest person
just last year when the previous oldest person died. She
was a French nun who lived to one hundred and eighteen. Wow,
and the title got handed down to Maria. Maria was
born in San Francisco on the fourth of March nineteen
o seven.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Were cars even invented then? No?

Speaker 5 (27:28):
Well they weren't. They weren't. They weren't like widely available.
I think they'd been invented.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
I think there was still horse in Cardio Francisco.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
You were getting the tram or a horse was penicillin invented?

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Get this? She was ninety four when nine to eleven happened.
What the hell? She was alive during World War one? Two?

Speaker 5 (27:52):
She can remember crossing the Atlantic Ocean by boat during
World War one.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
That's how old she is. She would have been around
when the titan.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
She was alive when the Titanic sunk. And she wasn't
a child. The Titanic sunk in nineteen twelve, so she
was five years old when the Titanic sunk. So she
would have she would have gone to the movie and gone.
She sen, she would have gone. I remember that.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Sheas well. They didn't get that right. She was the
boat wasn't that color?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
She survived COVID. She got COVID at age one hundred
and thirteen. Wow, and it still didn't kill her. Good her,
isn't it?

Speaker 4 (28:27):
That's amazing? Get this?

Speaker 5 (28:30):
She her family have tweeted something that she said just
days before she passed away. She said, I don't know when,
but very soon, this long journey will come to an end.
Death will find me worn down from having lived so much,
but I want to meet it with a smile, feeling

(28:50):
free and satisfied.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Yeah, she was ready to go.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
What an attitude though, What a woman, What an amazing
life story.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
What an incredible woman is she? Who's that's the oldest
person to ever live?

Speaker 5 (29:02):
I don't know, but I know that they were in
the one hundred and twenties. I've looked at this before.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Oldest person ever recorded? Yeah, how old do you do?

Speaker 4 (29:10):
You say? Remembering? I think it's one hundred and twenty four.
I think it was a Japanese person, Janine Calment. Oh,
I know it's a French person.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
It's the longest documented and verified human life span is
that of Janine Calment of France, a woman who lived
to the age of one hundred and twenty two years
and one hundred and sixty four days.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah. I don't even like you don't even think that's possible.
Imagine your knees at that age. You wouldn't have any knees,
no cartilage, been nothing there. You would have worn it
all down.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
We are going to this afternoon try and find the
oldest person that we know, and by we I mean you,
me and everybody listening.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Who's the oldest person?

Speaker 13 (29:53):
You know?

Speaker 4 (29:56):
I've been thinking, I have been thinking about this. Who
is it?

Speaker 5 (29:58):
And I'll only say this because I know the person
is out of the country at the moment.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Yeah. I think it's my father in law. He's the
oldest person, you know.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Yeah, and he's not even that old. He just turned seventy.
But I think that's the oldest person I know.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
How is that the oldest person you know?

Speaker 5 (30:14):
I don't know, but I think that's I can't think
of anybody older than that that I know.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
My grandparents have all passed away. Yeah. Same. So I
now look at my parents and my wife's parents and.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Held, you don't have any like older friend family friends.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
No, well I do, and I've forgotten them. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Oh, we have a family friend in our family who
lived next door to us for many many years. He
might be the oldest person I know. I think he's
eighty nine eighty nine. Yeah, eighty nine.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Eighty nine, Okay, that's pretty old. Still alive, still alive, definitely, Yeah, Okay,
I think, well, when did you last check?

Speaker 6 (30:57):
Well?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
I saw him last Christmas. Okay, well that counts ye, Claudia,
who's the oldest person.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
You know?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
I'm lucky to still have one grandparent. Lift, So my
nana and I feel bad. It on exactly how old.
But she's ninety two for sure, or ninety four, but
I'm pretty sure she's ninety two.

Speaker 4 (31:14):
This had a great idea. When's Nana's birthday?

Speaker 7 (31:17):
January?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Should we take her out on the pizzo? Like we
really send it with Nana?

Speaker 4 (31:23):
We could do that. Whatever we do, don't surprise her. No,
we won't surprise she's actually really sprightly.

Speaker 7 (31:29):
She walks faster than Night's my.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
God, I'm taking when's her birthday?

Speaker 6 (31:35):
January?

Speaker 7 (31:35):
What twentieth?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Oh my god, I'm going to have a joint birthday
with Claudia's man, you and Rosemary on the town and.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
We'll get strippers. You can't beat that, can you?

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Okat my grandma, I think it's like eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
That's still pretty good. Very sprightly, very good. Yeah, but sprightly, rude,
but sprightly.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
I'm not sure if you're aware of this, but there's
a year rumor going around that Taylor Swift is coming
to Auckland to perform at Eden Park at the beginning
of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
I don't believe it.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
Shows by Taylor Swift at Eden Park in Auckland have
been advertised online.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
They have dates laid.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
Down for two shows at Eden Park in February twenty
twenty five. The information is on the website All Events,
which is not a website I've heard of before, but
it is a website, and it also is on Google
if you google Taylor Swift Auckland shows. Up until today,

(32:42):
it has shown that there'll be two shows there on
the February twenty seventh and February twenty eighth for Taylor
Swift Concerts. This reeks of a scam, doesn't It reeks
of it. At reeks of one of those via go
go type scams, which I feel like she's the wrong
artist to do with it with because Taylor Swift fans

(33:04):
are so savvy about everything Taylor Swift, they would just go, well,
this is clearly bullshit.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Yeah, this is clearly not true.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Frontier Touring have been contacted for comment and they have
confirmed that this.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
That's not happening. She's not coming I knew it.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
She hasn't been here since twenty eighteen, She's likely never
coming here again, and she's definitely not coming here in
February twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
How could we get her here?

Speaker 16 (33:37):
Like?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
What could we do to get her into the country.
We could kidnap Travis Kelcey.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Yeah, do you reckon? That would be enough? I think
you him here. I think you'd have to kidnap her.
She'd be like he was.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
She'd be like he was a nice boyfriend while he
lasted onward the errors to her.

Speaker 6 (33:55):
M I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
I feel like it would lure her in eventually.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Kidnaper cat or Meredith or both cats. Are both cats
still alive.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
I'm pretty sure she always she's always running at least
three cat, three cat.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Yeah, she got three.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Three Meredith, Benjamin and Olivia.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Three cats is a great way to ensure that you
always have at least two cats running.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Three cats. Yeah, you're always just cycling through it. Okay,
that's great, that's great.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
We could kidnap three cats place one in Auckland, one
and Wellington and one in christ Church, and then we
get shows across the country.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
A little scavenger hunt.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Yeah, that's a good idea, and we like, you can
have your cat back once we get it, once we
get a show.

Speaker 5 (34:41):
I feel like she is so big now that to
tell us off to New Zealand, we would have to
build like an eighty thousand person stadium and it's just
never going to happen.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
So that's so wild to me. Yeah, like eighty thousand
person stadium.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
That's what she did in Australia. That's those that's the stadium.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Well I wonder, Yeah, I'd love to.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
I might google after this what is the smallest stadium
she has performed at on this era?

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Interesting to know because I feel like I want to
say it's fifty? Can she stant a fifty? I could
be wrong, but I'll google it.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Eden Park have also commented because they really wanted the
Errors tour when it was in Australia, they really wanted one.
They've can commented and they've confirmed that it is not,
but they're still very keen. Well they're still very keen.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Fun fact, I don't know what the smallest stadium is
on the Errors tour.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
I'm still looking. But the biggest Melbourne cricket ground in CG. Yeah, yeah,
her and the Pope both performed the MCG. One hundred
thousand people fit in.

Speaker 6 (35:49):
There, Free England.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Look, I don't make the best decisions sometimes, and on
my recent holiday to Greece, I made a very very
bad decision to go out on the pizzo one night.

Speaker 4 (36:06):
But it is. It is.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
But I didn't take into account that we were living
and traveling on a boat.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
And when I say a boat, I'm talking about a
sail boat, not a huge super yacht with.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Big stabilizers in the bottom.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
I'm talking like a sailboat that goes up on an
angle when you're sailing and you're going ten twelve knots
and it's rough, like a sailboat, pretty rough when you
were on the high seas. And this one night I
went out, I had way too many cocktails because it

(36:52):
was happy hour and they were six euro a pop
and I thought that's a good deal. I'm going to
have six or seven of those. Yeah, And I hit
it hard. And I'm not joking when I say the
next day was probably one of the worst days of
my life. Like I just regretted everything because I didn't

(37:16):
get seasick the whole time apart from this day.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
After I'd had a huge night out and as soon as.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
We got up and we started sailing, was that was
me gone. I've went straight back down to the back
of the boat. The Captain's put down the the little
lip there so I could sit on the back corner
and I threw up for five hours. H yeah, because
we sailed for five hours that day and I could

(37:46):
not move from that spot.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
I was so violently ill. Did you have electrolytes or
anything on the boat?

Speaker 6 (37:52):
Like?

Speaker 4 (37:53):
No, could you rehydrate five hours? Five hours?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
It would have been a dusty husk by the time
you got Nation.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I was just the shell of a human. I just
was in a world of pain.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
I feel hungover on boats normally, Like just being on
a boat makes me feel hungover. So to be hungover
on a boat, oh.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
God, it's so bad. Yeah, I'm just remembering it now.
It makes him make a.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Shocking place to be hungover. I actually remember now I
have done this. I was very, very hungover on the
inter island a Fairy one time, and then Trailand of
Fairy is about a three and a half hour crossing.
It was a severe storm and it took us six
hours to get across the cook straight and so you
can imagine how much was moving around. I can relate

(38:36):
to that. I passed out. I was so violently ill
from it that I passed out.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
There's nothing worse like, nothing worse like.

Speaker 7 (38:47):
Sailors.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
But but sailors drink so much they probably got these
sea legs. You get used to it that a different breed,
a rock it around.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
I've got some friends who say, and the amount of
rum they consume.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
They are a different breeze.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
And from that again onward in the holiday, I learned
my lesson and.

Speaker 4 (39:11):
I was a lot smart.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
I still went out and still, you know, had some
drinks and whatever, but I was a lot smarter. Yeah,
and I had Vodklimb sodas instead of you know.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
Peanut coladas that are creamy and full of sugar.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
They should have checked a fishing line out behind the
boat while you were spewing all that chum into the water.

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Imagine what they would have brought up.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
You know how awkward it is when you're on a
boat with your entire partner's family and you're just chundering
off the back of the boat.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
It's I don't know, but I can imagine demoralizing like
it just really is.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
It made me think about times that people have gone
out and had a huge night and then have had
to front up for something the next day.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
They weren't thinking about future them. Yeah, they got caught
up in the moment.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
And whether that be I mean a wedding, your wedding.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Say what if they were officiating a wedding, you know,
like or they were going to a family event.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Or you were appearing in court.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Yes, and that's the question I want to ask this
afternoon on eight hundred dials at m when did you
night out come back to bite you because of something
you had on the next day?

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Like, what did you have to do where you were
so insanely hungover? Maybe it was a huge exam made
a bad life decision. On my recent holiday, I was
traveling around the islands of Greece on a small sailboat
and one of the nights, me and the pals when
we went out, got on the pizzows look cocktails. It

(40:53):
was happy hour. They were quite cheap. We had a
few too many, and the next day we sailed for
five hours and I proceeded to sit on the back
of the boat and row my guts up the entire time.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Just you, how did everybody ask fair?

Speaker 7 (41:06):
It was just me?

Speaker 4 (41:07):
It's so unfair.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
It was like, in all fairness, the other people that
had gone out weren't feeling great either.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
And there's a few people sitting on the back of
the boat. But just me into Chundeville.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, well, I'm not a cocktails person, like there's too
much sugar in them. Doesn't agree with me the next day,
so I've learned my lesson. So I normally am a
vodka I'm soda goal.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
But when you're on holiday.

Speaker 7 (41:31):
It was holiday.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Peter Kalada's mehinos, why not?

Speaker 5 (41:35):
So we're asking when did you have to back it
up when you were not feeling okay? Someone said, my
brother's birthday is a few days before my Nana's birthday
and winning anniversary. My brother turned up to my Nana's
seventieth birthday and fiftieth winning anniversary so hungover from his
party that he spent the whole event sleeping.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
In the spare room.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Not ideal, Not ideal, And you've done it twice now.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
No, no, no, was a joint of Eva. That was
a joint of it. It was a double Emmy.

Speaker 5 (42:03):
So he missed Nina's seventieth birthday slash fiftieth wedding anniversary.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Oh, everyone would have been there, everyone.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Someone else said, I had one of the biggest nights
of my life, starting off at a vodka bar in Melbourne,
with somebody else paying and getting home and god knows
what hour. But I was moving the next day and
I forgot that the people were coming over to help
me disassemble my furniture and pick me up to move
all my stuff. That gives me actual trauma.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
You just pay the mixture and you go. I am
not I'm not able to help. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
I don't think they expected you to help. So because
you know, you know me, and you know how much.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
I hate, there's not anything I hate.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Exactly right, Marisa is here home, Marisa, I'm Marisa. What
did you have to back up on a big hangover?

Speaker 17 (42:59):
I have?

Speaker 16 (43:00):
Few years ago, I was moving to Australia. It was
like a Friday night and so obviously had a few
drinks okay, yeah, and then the next day I had
to fly to Wellington and go to a family wedding.
Oh yeah, so I was like a seven o'clock am

(43:22):
flight failing made it.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
What time did you get in, Marisa?

Speaker 16 (43:27):
I think it's like four.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
And the flight at seven.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, at that wedding, you would have smelled.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
So bad, you can everybody asked that drinking please, so
that they would as I'd.

Speaker 16 (43:43):
Booked an emergency exit road too, and I asked to
move because I just wasn't up to that.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
When they asked Maversa, They're like, is everyone willing and able?

Speaker 4 (43:52):
And Marisa is like, not me, You need to move
me right now? Anonymous is here high Anonymous, Anonymous, you
have to go? When did you have to back it up?
Not feeling the best.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
I went to a huge festival, hadn't slept the night
and had a spontaneous invitation to go meet my my
partner's parents.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
This time, no, no no way back.

Speaker 17 (44:18):
From the festival.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
I hadn't rested or anything, so on no sleep, no.

Speaker 10 (44:25):
Sleep at all, a big night.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
I feel like you were being set up for, like
a disaster. Do you feel like that?

Speaker 11 (44:32):
Well, he couldn't get out of it.

Speaker 10 (44:33):
His mum keep asking, so we had no choice and
we just had to go.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
His mum knew it was like a power move. She's
like old pounce, I'll get it just after this.

Speaker 10 (44:44):
She never has brought it up.

Speaker 16 (44:45):
So how did it go?

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Are you still together? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (44:48):
We're still together going on eleven years now, so yeah,
come up again.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
You must have really pulled yourself together.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
Someone said, I'm a lawyer. I had one good day
and caught on the first day of a hearing. So
I went out and got blind drunk, only to undo
all of the good work the following day trying not
to vomit in court and being rung out by the judge.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I am bood, someone else said, so violently hungover, and
I was on a fifteen hour bus ride in Thailand
with one toilet for sixty people.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Oh that is not okay. There's not okay. So hot,
and you're the last one in this terrible binge drinking segment.
Come on, guys, it's not what we're drinking, it's how
we're drinking. But and what happened to you?

Speaker 17 (45:40):
Well, it wasn't next female. It was my brother.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (45:44):
So my brother, both my brothers, my stepdad, and my
mum all went out because to the pub because my
mum and my stepdad were getting married the next day, okay,
And they went to the pub that I was working at.
And so my brother and my stepdad got really, really
drunk and then ended up having a huge punch up
in the pub in front of all the people that

(46:04):
I worked with. And then I got there first and
I managed to break them up before the bouncers got there, yea.
But not only that, my oldest brother who got really
drunk and got into a fight with some random turns
up at the wedding with stitches all in his face
and all that sort of stuff. And my brother and
my step they thought they were sort of okay the
next day, but not really, you know what I mean.

(46:25):
So the wedding just thought to turn into a bit
of a shambles too.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
God drunk, you know, you know who's fault this? Do
you know whose fault?

Speaker 5 (46:34):
This is the person behind the bloody bar serving them
the drinks?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
You you.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Will take you did this and like hilarious full of alcohol,
and then we'll see what happened.

Speaker 17 (46:50):
And then I just watched them gay pack each other
off one by one zeal and hangover.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
The movie.

Speaker 17 (47:00):
It was just it was quite funny though, I mean,
like the dog woman our doboman wrapped up my bride'smaid's
stress and it was just a shambles movie.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
This could be literally turned into a movie.

Speaker 17 (47:14):
It was quite hilarious. Yeah, my uncle heading on the photographer,
which he's not really all that smooth, you know, very.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Family sounds like a right good time, it does, it
does oh yeah, crazy.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
But a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Last one, my husband was so badly hungover for our
own wedding that I'll forever laugh at our photos because
you can just tell how badly he was struggling.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
We planned and had our wedding within a month. So
the night.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Before I said to him, why don't you just go
out and have a stag dooo? So him and his
mates did just that. All of them felt very sorry
for themselves at the wedding. But as they say, the
best way to get over a hangover is to start
drinking again. It was hilarious.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
I love how good their attitude is about it. Totally. Yeah, anyway,
everything in moderation, everybody.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
This might be the winner. Nowhere near as bad as
the others. But I went to Costcos super hungover.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
No way, not on your life. I wouldn't even go
there with kids.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
That place is chaos when you're fully alert.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Let's do a birthday banger. Do you want to know
the number one song the day that you turned sixteen?

Speaker 6 (48:22):
Free and Clint Free and Clin.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Birthday Birthday Banger time number one songs when you turn sixteen.
We do all the heavy lifting, We figure out what
your birthday.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Banger is and then we play our favorite one.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Nicole is going first, Cud and Nicole, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Nicole, good, thanks, sorry about you calling from our lovely
windy christ Church. By the sounds.

Speaker 11 (48:54):
Oh it's beautiful. It's this sunset.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
It's amazing, lovely, very jealous. Ok Cole, tell us what
your birthday is?

Speaker 11 (49:02):
Fifteen and seventeen?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
All right, that means you were sixteen in nineteen eighty six.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
And Nicole, we've done the math. Here's your birthday bag hama.
Oh it's a been a Whitney Houston, Whitney Houston. Yeah,
a great side.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
What a bang of the cooles, not one of the.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
Super like it's not the big in the Big five,
No it's not, but it's great song. Yeah, this to
Sarah's birthday bang and hihs Sarah, Why Sarah?

Speaker 4 (49:42):
What have you been up to today?

Speaker 16 (49:44):
And I'm in Christs as well?

Speaker 11 (49:46):
Actually cross change the same sunset.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
I was gonna say, how's the sunset?

Speaker 7 (49:49):
What color?

Speaker 11 (49:51):
It's a nice bright orange?

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Oh? Cool? Okay, lovely? Well tell us your birthday, Sarah.

Speaker 17 (49:57):
The fourth of April ninth, ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Right, means you were sixteen in twenty thirteen. In on
the fourth of April twenty thirteen, this was at the.

Speaker 7 (50:06):
Top will Never be.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Out that kind of loves egg setter up for life
Lord's First Royals from twenty thirteen.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
What do you reckon, Sarahue, that's a tune. Yeah, I
mean it's a key we icon. You've got a good
birthday banger to whip out of parties. You know you've
got a good one.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Wait there, Sarah and Christia, it's going to Andy. Who's
going to do his daughter's birthday banger?

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Oh? Their daughter's did birthday banger?

Speaker 13 (50:36):
High?

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Andy?

Speaker 12 (50:36):
Hey?

Speaker 11 (50:37):
Andyay, she is sitting next to me, but she's a phony, right.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yeah, fair enough? Has your daughter recently turned sixteen?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Andy? Back in March? Back in March?

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Okay, cool, Well, this is the first year she's been
able to do her birthday banger? What exact date are
we talking respects of March two thousand and eight, That
would be that. So she was sixteen this year and
on the sixth of March this year.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
This was at the time.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Jexus hold him Beyonce, is she Andy?

Speaker 4 (51:19):
It's not bad, It's not bad. It's a great beyond. Yeah,
it's a little different. It's nice, it's unusual. It got
tewed up by TikTok.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
We don't play it anymore because we've got played so much.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
But it is a great song. I can't take it away.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
I guess based off those that will be voting for
Whitney Houston this afternoon, I'm voting for Whitney. Yes, Nicole
with the Lovely Sunset and crash Urch, Congratulations, You've just
one birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
This one's for you, Nicole, Thanks for calling through. Oh
this made my week.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Certainly the oldest song we've played and birthday banger for
a while.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
It is holy, but a good eat for the classics.
Hold up right always, he.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Goes Whitney Houston from eighty six. It's your birthday banger
for Nicolon's it him?

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Brian Clint?

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Is it in? Brian Clint? The winner of birthday Banger
is Whitney Houston.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
M grets over here.

Speaker 4 (52:33):
I r I t Whitney.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
It makes me sad sometimes. Have you watched the recent
docco that came out about her life?

Speaker 5 (52:41):
No, and I haven't watched the movie. I haven't watched
the movie either.

Speaker 7 (52:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
I went to see the movie in cinemas. Yeah, it's
real sad.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yeah, like a lot of horrible hard things happened to.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
Her in her life. Oh yeah it didn't just happen
that kind of dress time.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
But yeah, fantastic movie though, Do recommend going to watch it,
very insightful.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
Next on the show, teach them well and let them
lead the bag.

Speaker 4 (53:12):
Sorry Dix on the show, getting wrapped up in the music,
I am.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
If you're interested in competing for five thousand dollars, getting
our Brave Face prize pack and being crowned New Zealand's
Greatest sleeper, we have some expert advice on the show
for you from the people at Auckland Sleep. They're going
to tell you what good sleep is and how to
get it.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
These people are going to be judging the competition, hooking
you up to machines and judging it. So you want
to know what these people have to say.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Sleep experts in Auckland Sleep, and we will talk to them.
Next we are on a quest to find New Zealand's
greatest sleeper. It's called Brian Clint Sleep Championships with our
friends at Brave Face. We're going to find someone who
gets the best sleep over three hours during the day
in a big arena with other people. Not the perfect
sleep can but that's where it will test your sleep.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
Right.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Yeah, we wanted to make you know, the Olympics easier.
Yeah for the common person.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Yeah, you know. So we thought what does everyone just do?
And that's sleep? But sleep is not easy for everybody.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
So today from Auckland Sleep, we have Semit Samont He's
an ear nose and throat surgeon and we're going to
talk about what good sleep actually is.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
Good afternoon, good afternoon.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
We want to measure this, right, we want to use
machines to measure people's sleep. How can you tell if
someone is actually asleep? What is the thing that we
should be measuring during the Sleep Championships.

Speaker 12 (54:36):
The best way to figure that out is to look
at stages of sleep. So the device that we'll be using,
it's quite clever. It's it's a very simple medical grade
device that just sits on your index finger. Okay, God
thinks like different stages of sleep, how much you're moving,
how you're breathing, what your heart rate is like.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
What are the different stages of sleep that you're talking about.

Speaker 12 (54:58):
So starting from where fulness when we aren't asleep, yet
go through different stages of non rem sleep where you
gradually become from lighter sleep to more deep sleep, and
then the deepest sleep where your body is resting, it's healing,
it's recovering, the immune system is being rejuvenated. And then
you come to rem sleep and it's a really active

(55:21):
stage of sleep. You're thinking a lot, You're making new
nerve connections in the brain, so you need a good
proportion of each stage you right to be complete sleep.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
So do you think for fairness over this three hours
for this competition that we're going to do, we should
be measuring anything that isn't wakefulness.

Speaker 12 (55:38):
Yes, exactly, we want right, yes, and then how well
they sleep. So we're looking at both quantity and quality.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
What's so interesting I feel like in a sleep championships
because obviously there's a big prize on the line, you
need to count every type of sleep.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Is sleep that would.

Speaker 12 (55:57):
Be the overarching criterion to decide who's the winner.

Speaker 5 (56:01):
Yeah, some real easy things people who maybe don't have
chronic sleep problems but want to get some better sleep
out of this? Are there things that people should avoid
eating or drinking later in the day that can affect
their sleep or in the evening where they're watching Netflix.

Speaker 12 (56:15):
Absolutely, alcohol is a big one. Yes, everything in moderation
is really important for sleep. So you read a lot
of log articles or you know, talking about how no
screen time.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yeah, yeah, which is a super big thing for younger generations.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Right.

Speaker 12 (56:32):
The reality is you have to be moderate. You know,
the best diet is not what is proven to be
the best, but what you can sustain. Totally saying for sleep,
the best sleep pattern or schedule is what you can sustain.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Final question before you go.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
For anybody who's looking at entering the brillant clet Sleep
Championships and maybe winning this amazing prize, what would you
suggest to someone who is coming for a sleep competition
at nine in the morning, how do you best prepare
for that?

Speaker 12 (56:59):
I mean this this is potentially advice that I suppose
we would give our shift workers.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
Right.

Speaker 12 (57:05):
So, you you need to have a better sleep deficit, right,
You need to be you know, you need to potentially
have been awake the night before for a degree.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Don't sleep before the Sleep Championships.

Speaker 12 (57:17):
Yeah, don't try to game the system too much. If
you're naturally good sleepers, like how you know you're you're
an athlete coming for a championship, you know you'll do fine.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
Trust your ability.

Speaker 12 (57:29):
That's exactly right.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
So it's very it's very helpful. It's very interesting.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
If you want to know more information from these guys,
if you have sleeping problems, you should visit Aucklandsleep dot
co dot inz. Thank you for helping monitor our athletes
during the Sleep Championships. I'm very very interesting in the
data you're going to get.

Speaker 12 (57:45):
It's good to be on board. It'll be it'll be
really interesting and cool.

Speaker 5 (57:48):
I think if you came to register for it, you
could win five thousand dollars and some amazing stuff from
our friends at Braveface. Go and register for Brinklin Sleep
Championships now. It's zidim online free Inklin. Believe it or not,
That's not the main thing on mine and Breeze mind
at the moment. It's actually our impending photo shoot in
which we will be removing our clothes for a good cause. Okay,

(58:12):
for a good cause. We've decided that if we can
raise one hundred thousand dollars for the Cancer Society with
the A and Z donation station next Friday, we'll release
our chicky chicky picks about by those we mean you know,
they've often got cheeks in them, chiky pecks, don't they
they do?

Speaker 1 (58:31):
These will have a couple of cheeks, no four cheeks,
to be exactly.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Are we putting our cheeks in the check This is
what we need to decide. Which which parts? Are you
going top of? Bottoms? Oh? Like they're tasteful. So do
mean top of the cheeks or bottom of the cheeks?

Speaker 15 (58:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Top of top of the cheek, bottom of the cheek?
Oh like? Are you going bottom? Do you reckoncord? Bottom?
Is nicer than take it? Not in the juicy bit?
Not on my bottom?

Speaker 7 (58:57):
Do you want to see the crack though?

Speaker 5 (58:59):
No, not the bottoms. You see a lot more if
I did the bottoms. And I can't speak for you,
but if I did the bottoms, I'd have to scoop
something up so that something else wasn't visible.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
I think you're safe. Yeah, well just put your legs
closed together.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
Oh you can do it like that. We are we
are taking this quite seriously. We have booked a photo studio.
We have booked a photographer. We're going to talk to
a boudoir photographer about how you take the best cheeky.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
When are these being taken? Because I'm going to get
the most like violent spray tan.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
You've ever seen Monday. I'm going to get them to
spray tan abs on me, okay? Or are you putting abs
in it? Yeah? Okay.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
I don't know if they can do that, But it's
up to us how much we reveal. But you can
be assured that if you make a donation.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Yeah, our body's our choices.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Yeah, our bodies choices, but your donation our relie D's
and Double d's.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Yeah. So because all for a good cause.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
If you have any tips for us on how to
take a good cheeky photo.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
There'd be people out there who know exactly. Can you
text us on no sex? None sex?

Speaker 5 (01:00:09):
Can you let us know the secret to a good one?
As a soft lighting?

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Is it good lighting? What is the lighting? You know?
What's the track? You don't want harsh lighting.

Speaker 5 (01:00:21):
No, you don't want like fluorescent light. Again, you don't
want office lighting.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
You want it to be as dark as possible.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Anyway, we're doing it. It's for a good cause, and
that's it. That's the end of the show. We're out
of here.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Are they even going to go to A and e.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
A and so many times in the last Yeah, haven't
you well you probably shouldn't drive.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Yeah, well I think I will drive, and no one,
no you shouldn't drive. Well, okay, I'm not going to
ams going home. Well, you need to call your wife
and tell her what's going on.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Yeah, that's I walked into a poll today, head, so
I'm going to get chicked out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
It was and if before people ticked through again, Yes,
it was at a certain club.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
I think it was a Yes, it was funny, and
it was funny. It wasn't that a club was on
the street. I was perving at a.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Car, so a Honda intig right to be exact, and
I lost my Honda integrity. Have a great night. Let's
see guys tomorrow. Bye bye.

Speaker 5 (01:01:26):
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