ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd September 2024

• Bree's got a very interesting lamp...
• Our picks for Bird of the Year. 
• Making bread on a plane?! 
• Sibling Showdown. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZM podcast Networks.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Brien Clint hid him to KFC today to try the
all new Sanders Special Burger.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
We are going to witness the most anticipated show.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
In their history of professional radio.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Brie and Clint got everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Brian Clint, We've been eating these blue sticky buns from
Baker's to lights.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Do I have blue mouth?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
From Blue September. I think we've both kind of got
blue teeth.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
It's kind of like when you drink red wine and
people have I call it blood mouse.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, like black lips and black teeth.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, said this is blue.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
I think I feel I could rather my teeth be
blue than black.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
At least blue.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah. You look Yeah, he'd been.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Eating something, whereas like black teeth looks like you've got
mouth rocks.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Ye, black looks like dead blow. Just don't say you've
been munching on a Smurf, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah, And we have Hello Papa Smurf.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Weird had there was only one female in that entire
Smurf Villa Jay was there.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Yeah, I've watched that episode.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Hey today on the show, lots of fun things coming up,
multiple opportunities to get in the drawer to see Sabrina,
Carpenter and San Francisco. That's being drawn on Friday. But
you can't win it if you're not in the drawer.
So listen out for mt those words EMT.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, you know what it is if you've been following along.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
But right now we're going to play a game of
Trady versus Lady. Fifty dollars cash up for grabs. If
you want to play, give us a call right now,
eight hundred dials it in.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
We'll play next free.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's treaty versus leading. That's not baby, let's go tradees
versus The Ladies' trade's having a pretty good run so far.
This week they're on sixty nine nice wins for the year,
the Ladies on seventy seven.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Lady is calling us live from Auckland. She's fifty yesh
and she's got three pits.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Welcome to the show, Ben, hi, Ben, fine, what are
the three pets you have?

Speaker 5 (02:23):
I'm having a dog she's overweight, having a cat, yes,
a bit fuzzy in her food, and having at abbit.
She ate a poison plan and cost us more than
her origin of price. No after that, no, she's all right. Oh,

(02:46):
good to hear the bit and they told us she's
a female. Then the vet told.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Us not a male, she's a male. God, you've got
interesting pets.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Ben, you're tearing going out trading today, calling from Hawk's Bay.
They are forty years old and they run a food truck.
They are the Waffleman. Welcome to the show, Steve.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Hello, waffleman.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
Hello, how are we going?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Good? Thanks? What's the most popular order from the waffle truck?

Speaker 1 (03:14):
It's going to be a double cheese and bacon burger
or a bacon and banana waffle.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Wait, you do you do a savory waffle out of
your wafflevent?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
I can do whatever you want. Wow, burger chopped up
on a waffle?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
And you've never heard of chicken and waffles?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
True?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
People here don't really know it, but yeahs are great.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay guys, Steve, you're the trading Ben. Your lady. First
of three correct answers wins fifty bucks cash. Good luck.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
Question number one for kasher rye and sour dough are
all types of what?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yes, reader's correct?

Speaker 4 (03:54):
That is correct. Nice work, Steve. One to the trade's
question number two. There's one hundred thirteen days until Santa
gets here.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
What day of the week is Christmas this year?

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Stevey, No, we're against Steve.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Ben, you want to have a guess.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
I will say I Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Thursday has already been guessed. No, Steve, you want another
guess Tuesday?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
No, Ben, you want another guess?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
No, that's Father's Day. We'll move on. It's a Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Wednesday for Christmas this year.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
No points there. Question number three buzzing when you can
tell me who sings this song?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Ray?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Ben six six sixty is correct.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
We're all tied up one apiece.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Question number four, Which planet in our solar system has
the most moons?

Speaker 6 (05:01):
Really?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yes, Steve, nip Niptune were the guest?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Ben, you want to guess? I say no, actually Saturn.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Okay, we still won a piece in this game, Christian
number five. Compared to their body weight? Which of these
animals is the strongest? Is it the elephant, the ant,
or the dung beetle?

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yes, Steve, I gotta go an.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Ben. You want to guess what is the third one?
Your choices are elephant and dung beetle.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Uh the beetle beetle is correct.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Beetle is correct? Who to the ladies? One to the trades?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Question number six, what sports car company manufactures the nine
to eleven? Yes, Steve, We're all tied up in this game.
This is the tiebreak question for the win question numbers seven.
I kissed a girl California girls and part of me
are all kids?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yes, Steve, Katy Perry, Katy Perry.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
What game? It couldn't have got any type of it. Steve,
you came out on top and we got that fifty
dollars cash for you.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
I thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's a hard thought. When for the Waffleman? Where can
people find the Waffleman? And Hawks Bay?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Steve, you can find me and take at about four pm.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Nice, perfect, Go see Steve and on Friday there he is.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
He's a trade first lady champion. You've brought off, haven't you?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
A couple of things?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah? Yeah, me too. It's kind of everywhere.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
And I think everything that I've brought off Timo has
been like at least.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
A little bit crap, Like, yeah, I feel like you
have a hit or miss.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
I think the mess rate is much higher than the hit.
I've had quite a few hits, have you really?

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah? This is my dog collars from.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
And how are they really good? Okay, it's positive.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
And the dog bowls a lot of dog stuff turned
out pretty good.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Okay, yeah, I will those stretchy exercise bands off Timu
and they stretch out, so like if you do chin
ups with them, and they're meant to help you get
back up.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Were they a bit too Were they a bit too
hard for you to stretch?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Will they stretched?

Speaker 7 (07:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, they stretched out, They stretched out, but then they
had no stretch to come back up, so they didn't.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
They didn't help you in any way.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
They were just rubber bands that once you stretched them,
they were that size.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Now, but that sounds fun.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
No, there's not what they're meant to do.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, I hear what you say.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
There's a girl on TikTok who's posted about a lamp
that she got off tim It's quite cool. The lamp
is made of resin and it's shaped like a croissant.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
With a light inside it.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, so it says, in your bedside table and you've
got a croissant lamp. She found that she had a
bit of a problem with her Temu croissant lamp though,
have a listened to this.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
So I got this.

Speaker 8 (08:00):
Lamp and I had in my room, and I came
home from work after the hot day and there was
like hundreds of ants underneath it, and like, I'm almost
wondering if this is a literal, real croissant covered in resin.
And anyway, I just poked a bigger hole and it's like, look,
he looks like a croissant under there.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
That looks like pastry.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
I guess there's one way to truly know it's literally food.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
She cracked it in half and she ate a little
bit of what was inside, just a tiny bat It's
a it's an actual croissant. Someone at the t MoU
factory has just poured risin on top of an actual
croissant and then and then hollowed it out a little
bit and put a light bulb inside it, and then
sold it as a lamp.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Look at it, look at it, look at it, look
at it, look at it?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
What the hell look at it?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
So, no wonder it looked like such a perfect croissant,
because that was a croissant.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
It is a croissant. It's like them selling you.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Guinea peg lamp and all they've done is poured risen
over an actual guinea pig and then like hollowed it
out and then put a lice inside it.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I'm super freaked out.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Now, Yeah, I'm gonna go home and check my scroton lamp.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Could be real?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Could be real? Could be real? How would it keep
its shape?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
I guess they put two light bulbs in it.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I put two light bulbs in a little light bulbs.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
It's quite quite a fun but now I'm worried.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, well, you never know.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I thought we could ask the question this afternoon, what's
your worst TIMU purchase?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
What's the thing that you bought?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Because they have everything they do, and there's no way
that they can legitimately have that match stuff and get
it to you that fast without it just like this
being a real croissant with some risin over the top
of it.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
That's amazing. I bought a massage gun.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
This first time I used it, the vibration made the
whole thing fall apart, all the screws. I was just
and then all these prints came off of it. It
was like the first time I turned it on.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I bought a rechargeable massage gun off t and it
was brilliant. It was really good until I needed to
recharge it and it didn't recharge.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
See that's how that it's a single use.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
It came with a charger and a charging port, but
it wasn't a real charging port.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
It just it was a set. You're right, it was
a single use massage gun.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
They cut corners on it.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Oh, one hundred dollars it in or you can text
it to nine sex, nine sex. We want to know
about your worst Temo purchases this afternoon.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, what was it?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
And what did you expect to get and what did
you actually get?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, and how's your scrotum lamp?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, did you have the same problem?

Speaker 8 (10:48):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Laddy on TikTok is talking about a croissant lamp that
she bought off Temo and when it arrived, it was
an actual croissant covered in resin, and then they just
scraped some of the croissant out from inside and put
a bulb inside it like an led bulb. And then
on a hot day she found out that it was
a real croissant because her lamp got filled with ants, like.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
In fairness, In fairness to who ever had that idea,
the lamp looked very good.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
The lamp looked really good, like.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
If it wasn't for the ants.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Great idea, they should have done that and then used
that as the mold to make more croissant lamps.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Genius, genius.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I want to know how many croissants they used to
make their croissant lamps, you know.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, because I mean croissants aren't cheap.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
One croissant equals one lamp. Brie said that she desperately
needs to check her scroton lamp when she gets home,
and someone said, breeze scrot lamp has primarial estate in
my noggin.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Now wait, do they have.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
One that's exactly what they how they market it as
the scrot lamp.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
We're asking what you're worst?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Should I tell you it's a touch lamp?

Speaker 7 (11:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Bit it is, so you just touch it, touch on
tout job dot john job lamp.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
The lamp kind of disappears when it gets cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's it's it's great lamp. We're asking what your worst
Temo purchaser. Someone said, I bought a toilet brush and
holder off Temu.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
But the holder had no bottom in it.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
So when you use the toilet brush and put it
back in the holder or the toilet, water drips out
onto the floor.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
What the hell did that? Is one of the basic
functions of a toilet brush.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I need the bottom of the toilet brush holder.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Someone else said, I've used a TEAMU tattoo gun for
about two seconds before it exploded in my hand.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
That's you, wasn't it, Laney?

Speaker 7 (12:30):
It is me.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Do you ever did someone do you even death wish
buying a TEAMU tattoo gun.

Speaker 5 (12:36):
I didn't buy it.

Speaker 7 (12:37):
I was getting a tattoo in Melbourne and the tattoo
artist asked me to tattoo him back. Yeah, and he said,
oh funny. I bought a tattoo gun and I said
I want to use that, and he's like cool, and
he brought it out and set it up and my
very first time tating someone like the needle literally flew
out the tattoo.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Gun that so many of them terrifying.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Many things about that story are strange. The tattoo artist
just said.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Now you do me. You have a turn, yes, and.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
He wanted to be done with a tattoo gun that
I was on.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
I had this joke running jokes that my whole trip
was a trap. As soon as you like, I need.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
I need to do this.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah, I'll tell you what Those Australians.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Thanks Lanni. That's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Someone said, I bought what I thought were cow hide,
you know, like col fur pillows. Yeah, but when they
arrived it was just a print of the cow fur
on a normal pillow.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
I've seen people fall into this trap so often. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Well you think you're getting something, the next bit it
is just a print.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Ross boss has just walked into the studio.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Toilet brush. You got the bottom toilet brush.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
It's like a silicon one. It is good, but yeah,
there's holes at the bottom. So but in saying that,
would you rather that like like go on the ground
and like mop it up then collect in a and
a cup basically that you what you're gonna pour or drink?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I don't know, you're going to drink it? What jesus,
what is wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Water's precious, guys.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
The pool order at the bottom of the toilet brush
holder is pretty no.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
But it's discussing. At least it's collected though, and you
can tip it back into the toilet.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
That's true all the good.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
Things because it's like silicon like it doesn't stick like,
it doesn't Yeah, brushes, Yeah, I got kids, like I
sum up having an eight year old boy as how
did his pool get there? When he uses the toilet
brush like the old ones, it's just like, well just
post straight onto it.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah right, okay, well at those prices, he could you
know they basically single use toilet brushes.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
They really are there.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
We go Bran Clinton Nicks. Oh, this is a big
Bird of the years back. Well, this is huge, this
is big, this is huge. Got hijacked internationally, hijacked last year.
So next we're going to spend some time selecting our.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Bird of the year.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Brea your candidates.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
It is Bird of the year time again. Can you
believe it? Can you believe it?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
At that time of the year again, my bloody favorite
time of the year.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Body or bird of the year.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
You'll remember last year was hijacked that fuck body of
the year.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
Huh fuck body. Don't make it weird. It's a bird competition. Okay, yeah,
I know. I was just trying to thick body, thick.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Body, thick bird of the year competition. There's a lot
of birds in the competition.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Okay, fair enough, fair enough.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Last year, remember it was hijacked by John Oliver, the
TV presenter who mounted a global campaign for the ticket
to win bird of this.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
I was robable. It actually made me so angry.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I look back on it, and why were we so angry?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Like, at least at least well least someone gave a
shit about bird of the year for a change.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Were we campaigning behind another bird?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, yeah, we we were. We said, how can you
have a bird of the year that's not the Kiwi?

Speaker 3 (16:06):
We just kept saying it should be the Keiwi.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've relaxed my stance this year.
I don't know about you, but I'm not so horny
for the Kiwi anymore. I'm happy if it wins. But
there are other birds. There are other birds. So what
we've done today with a new like a reinvigorated interest
in the Bird of the year competition, We've gone through
and we've each selected what we think our bird of

(16:30):
the year should be.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Who would like to go first? I choose Claudia.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Oh don't you know I'm stressed about this.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yes, I want to know what your bird is.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
I really like birds.

Speaker 9 (16:39):
So I spent a long time looking and this is
the one that resonated with me the most.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Okay, so mine is.

Speaker 9 (16:47):
It is the Partickie, the brown teal. It's a nocturnal duck.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
They're on the rise.

Speaker 9 (16:52):
They used to only be seven hundred, now there's two
and a half thousand. I really like the description is
that they have an attitude of a much larger bird.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
It's got big.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I do love a duck like ducks are the cutest
of all the birds.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
What's your duck? Called? Again?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
The par tiket?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
This is Claude's bird of sounds small.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
The fly in the background.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Ruzzing around. Yeah, it's probably on the watery called not
a bad bird.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
That's a cute one.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
What's your bird of the year.

Speaker 10 (17:28):
I picked the toehoor, which is a silver eye.

Speaker 9 (17:32):
I actually saved one when it fell out of a
tree at work.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Did you well?

Speaker 11 (17:35):
You did?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
You ran out of the back and really little.

Speaker 10 (17:38):
It's got green on its face. I think they're quite cute.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
How did you say that? Put it in a box
and give it some sugar water.

Speaker 9 (17:45):
I was going to I was going to drive it
somewhere and then it miraculously flew out of my hands.

Speaker 10 (17:49):
So it just needed a sickond. Fell on the ground.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
I picked it, didn't really do much to say it
was winded.

Speaker 10 (17:55):
I provided it.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Protection you know that you say if you touch a
bird like human hands touch it, that they're more rejected
as well.

Speaker 10 (18:01):
Yeah, baby, they're little as.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I starve to death.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
That's what happened to me when I was younger at
the hospital and I was born, and the doctors touched
me imprinted on someone else, and then my parents never
accepted me.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah. Anyway, what's what's the name of your bird? Again?
To here? It is?

Speaker 10 (18:23):
It's thanking me.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
It's a wonderful choice.

Speaker 10 (18:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Kind of boring, a little bit screechy, sparrow ash, All right,
my turn. We're trying to find our bird of the
year for the Bird of the Year competition.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
I just thought, you know, I sit here and I
watch bird of the Year happen every time, and a
lot of the same kind of bird ends up being
the winner, you know, small kind of.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
You know, pathetic, and I thought, let's let's have a strong,
strong bird as bird of the year this year. So
I picked the Carho or.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
The Carho Yeah, have you seen it?

Speaker 4 (19:06):
No? God, it's so like I don't know, I mean,
it's New Zealand's version of a bald eagle in but
it's like strong and powerful.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
It also kind of looks like headwig from Harry Potter.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
I think it's awesome. Yeah, look at that thing. Is
it a raven or an eagle, a harrier?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
A harrier? Okay, this is gonna have a good it's
gonna have a good bird call. This is breeze bird.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
As I said, just strong and powerful.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Now I know all about birds are nearly extinct. That's
so pathetic.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
It sounds like a it sounds like an eagle chicken.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I've also gone for a big bird or a thick
body as you put it, thick body my bird of
the year. I chose because like me, these birds are big,
gumby and they look kind of awkward. I've gone for
the bird of the year, the torroer or the antipody
and albatross.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
I feel like I've seen this bird before.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Big clunky.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
They look like it's a real prehistoric looking thing.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yeah, they like the mini van of birds either. They
they don't mate for life. These birds. They mate until
one of them dies and then the other one moves on.

Speaker 5 (20:27):
Oh that's so sad.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
So one of them mates for life and now like humans, Yeah, well,
isn't it a good thing? They don't spend the rest
of their lives alone. They go, all right, a new one.
Here's the toru.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
What's that clicking sound?

Speaker 1 (20:53):
I don't know. It kind of sounds like gunfire. Your
sounds like.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
A guinea pig. Beaks like rustling together?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Do you reckon? Look?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
If this has reinvigorated your passion for the Bird of
the Year competition, we encourage you to vote yeah at
Bird of the Year dot co dot in the Tahoo
for the Antimity.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Of Power and Strength or Nocturnal Duck.

Speaker 12 (21:22):
Free Inklance from iHeartRadio says the latest Life from La
with Sean McCarthy.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Do you need Shearan's in the news for a bit
of a family barney that's going on at the moment.

Speaker 11 (21:34):
Oh, it's going to be an awkward Christmas lunch. Let
me tell you this year because Ed Sheeran's cousin. Let
me just say this thing. So obviously Ed sheeran nicest
guy in the world, not just in music. In the
actual twenty eleven he's shot to fame as we all know,
But in twenty ten he actually recorded a song with
his cousin. He has a cousin named Jethro Sharan. That's

(21:56):
your name now, Jethrow as sort of a cash in
a little bit on his very fame, and recently he
has done twenty one remixed versions of the song Let's
talk about Reason Blood Out of Us, So twenty one versions,
and he has put Ed's face and image on all
the cover of the albums and everything right well, now,
Ed Sheeran's record label has contacted the cousin Jethro with

(22:19):
legal letters and he has had to remove Ed's name
and picture from the twenty one versions of this one song.
So Jeffro is like, how could you do this to me?
I'm your cousin. Ed obviously hasn't commented it, probably doesn't
even know this is like a record label thing. So
that's the bitch. That's the switch.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Well, look, you would if you're a geth throw Sharon
and you're trying to get your career moving, because then
you just hope that someone just says, hey, Google play
I Sharon and hopefully it brings up the Jethrow one
of the twenty one Jethrow remixes.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
You know, he's going to get in front of all
these other Ed Sheeron songs on Spotify, you know, yeah,
the uploads enough versions.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Oh we're so second the other in Sharon songs for
some fresh stuff and maybe Jethrow's was the song to
get Do.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
You ever yeah, well maybe maybe you're right.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Do you ever think about if you did get famous,
who in your family would come out of the woodwork? Yep, Dean,
you come from Tenorfield in country Country Australia. Can you
imagine the cousins that would come out for you?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah? Yeah, it's absolutely right, You're absolutely right.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
I want like, what is it?

Speaker 4 (23:31):
First cousin of Ed Sheeron, second cousin, third cousin, fourth cousin?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I don't know cousin enough to have done a song
with him in the past.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Well, I mean, but maybe Ed Sheeran's mum was like, hey,
can you help out Arnie soon?

Speaker 3 (23:50):
He's trying to get us sing for five years.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
That's the latest out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Have a round of siblings showdowns.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Clint Blean showdown. I'm feeling a win today, Clint.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
We need to get two out of three right to
be chalked up as a win.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
In this game.

Speaker 2 (24:12):
We will correctly, hopefully predict whether you are the eldest,
middle or youngest child in your family lineup.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yeah, we think we.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Can do this based on a couple of questions we
ask you, but normally we don't go very well.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
What I've learned is it's all about the questions. Yeah, cremation,
you can juice out of the person with the questions
without just literally going with you the youngest Yep, you know, yep,
you got to prode around the edges.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Well, let's see what we can prod out of Chavorn.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
High Chevorn, Hi guy, you're ready for a good prodding, Chevorn.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
Yeah, I'm interested to see.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
All right.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
My question for you, Chavorn is you had a bike
when you were a kid. Obviously, think about the first
like you had. Was it brand new or was it
second hand?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Brand new? Helpful?

Speaker 11 (25:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, interesting.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
All of my questions relate to my childhood, So I
feel like if you are answered the same as me, then
I know that you're probably the same as me in
the birth order. So Vorne, it relates to that bike too.
With that bike growing up, did you ever do a
week box Kiwi kids Triathlon? I think I had tinked

(25:31):
at one. Yeah, okay, from memory, that's plenty.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
As long as you attempted it.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
I think we know she's the eldest, she's the oldest,
the eldest to get bike and she signed up for
a week boxs Q kids triathlon.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yeah, by the by the middle child or the you know,
the youngest, hand me downs, hand me downs, and you
can't be bothered taking them to a triathlon.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Set up a little thing in the backyard.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
And give them some week boks Chavorn, you the eldest child.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Come on, Oh god, it feels nice. Thank you, Von.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
That was a good quality prodding. Thank you Chavonne for getting.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Us off to a wa aspreciate it.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
We appreciate it. Let's go to Sophia nix Hi.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Sophia, Sophia hye oh a young contestant on kay.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Sophia, can we start with like, how old are you? Sophia?

Speaker 5 (26:24):
I'm eleven?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Okay, she's eleven, so this is really hard and then
neither of my questions are going to be relevant to
an eleven year old.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Minor, are they?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (26:33):
You go first, Sophia. Have you had your own room
for your entire life?

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (26:42):
Or no?

Speaker 8 (26:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
No, I've never had my own room. She's not the eldest.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
Not the eldest.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
She can't be the eldest of She's never had her
own room.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
She's oh god, because the oldest child, by default, unless
they're a twin, has the has their own room until
the next kid is born.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
I feel like us middle children can feel each other's energy.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
I am sensing what we would.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Know if she was older. But a middle child never
has their own room. And this is a big house.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
But even if it's the oldest child will have it
for a time, and the youngest child will have it
for a time when the others.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Move out, always misses out.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I can sense my fellow middle childdild she's not the youngest.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
You've got a question you can ask?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Oh, my questions aren't relevant. Mind were to do with
hot mail addresses. But there's no way Sophia's ever had
a hot mail address. She's eleven. What's another question you
could ask Sophia when you when your family goes on
holiday and you're all in the car, where do you sit.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
In the front h that's thrown me, that's really really
thrown me.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
May the oldest child, and she doesn't remember that short
period of time where she had her own room.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
What about if she's just a super freakishly tall middle
child and so they have to put her in the front.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Sophia, you didn't possibly have your own room when you
were a newborn baby?

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Oh yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah she's the oldest.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
But but do all babies get their own room? Because
you don't want to wake the babies up?

Speaker 11 (28:16):
You are you?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
I feel she's the oldest.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Can I just go on the record and say I
felt middle child energy? But I'll go with you, okay,
and our guest has to be the same, So we're
going eldest Sophia.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Are you the eldest child?

Speaker 8 (28:29):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I am, Sophie. Are you bloody legend?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
We're going for the perfect game.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Three from three would be the perfect game, and Holly
is going to take us there high Holy Hi Holly.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Hello, all right, Holly, don't ruin this for us. Okay,
we need to get in sync here.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
This is a preliminary question. It's not the main question.
How old are you? Holly? The question? The question?

Speaker 2 (28:55):
The question will work, Really, Holly, can you please tell
me what your hot address was growing up?

Speaker 7 (29:02):
Oh my gosh, it's me butter Cups at hotmail dot com.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
It's me butter Cups at hotmail dot com.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
It's a cute one. Yeah, okay, Holly, my question for you.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yeah, did you ever, as a kid slash teenager have
a pet that was considered just your pet?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
What does that do for you?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
See that it's either eldest or youngest?

Speaker 2 (29:31):
I reckon, I'll just say that's her hotmail address didn't
give me eldest.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Child vibes, so could be youngest?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
Then yeah, I'll go youngest.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
You know, all the siblings fly fly the nest, and
then the youngest is lom do give me a dog?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
And the parents mess the other kids too. They're like, oh,
we don't even have responsibility anymore. They're like, time to
get a dog for the next fifteen years?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Are we locky? Are we locking in? Youngest?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
We've already got the win, So yeah, let's go with that.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
She's the youngest, lock youngest, Holly? Are you the youngest sibling?

Speaker 4 (30:03):
No Ah, what are you?

Speaker 6 (30:07):
I'm the middle child.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I was writing about one thing. Her hotmail address did
not have eldest child vibes.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Holy, I should have sent my fellow middle child?

Speaker 1 (30:18):
What was your pit? That was just yours?

Speaker 8 (30:21):
Who?

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Her name?

Speaker 7 (30:21):
Was Culian with a rat.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
That's such a Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
If I had to ask that, I would have picked
middle child straight away.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
What was the animal you could have asked that, Holly, that's.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Giving straight middle child. I had a rat as a
pit and I love that.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
But I love that.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I love that rat.

Speaker 7 (30:39):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Thanks anyway, Holly, we appreciate your calling.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Okay, cool win in Brian Clint New Lady Gaga and
Bruno Mars die with a smile.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Three huge Lady Gaga fan, Massive Lady.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Fans not unto that song. She said, you can't listen
to it because of Bruno Mars.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
I just think and hear me out, hear me out.
It's not a horrible song. I don't hate the song. Yeah,
I just don't love it. And I put it down
to Bruno Mars being on it because I just think
every single one of his songs sounds exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
I said, what is it about Bruno Mars that triggers
you so much? And she goes, I just ever since
he did that song that goes you can count on
me like one, two.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Three, It wasn't that one, but you can add that
one to the list.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Wasn't you want to marry you.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
Or I would catch a good name you can't. This
one's on one list as well.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I reckon.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Even Bruno Mars regrets this era of his music and
because he's changed the style, it's very like soulful now.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Uptown funk. I'll give it to him. Fantastic pop song.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Was it overplayed on radio so it's obviously ruined for
all us radio people?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yes, but a fantastic song.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
All the other songs sound the same.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Sash okay.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Anyway, if I'm djaing your birthday party, I know what
not to play. There's a lady who's getting dragged online
today for making bread on a plane.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Honestly, what's going on.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Her name is Maria Barradell.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
She's from Texas, and she has filmed herself for like
for her Instagram page, sitting at the window seat of
a commercial flight, taking out a collapsible bowl and mixing
together flower water, yeast and sour dough starter in her
window seat and everybody.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Who's wait, she's pulled out a sour dough starter in
her eat.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yep, the live organism, Yep, she's got had it in
a jar.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
She just popped a little bit of sour dough starter
and their water from a water bottle, scooped out some
sour dough start put in the flower.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
If imagine you were sitting next to this woman, like
your laughs worry would be heard taking up the arm rest.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
She's making a bloody sour dough.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
The internet is not divided over Maria making bread on
a plane. They united everybody, and I mean everybody thinks
it's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
Oh, she's just flying to Spain.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Just like she's just flying to Spain, and she said
she wanted to have a fresh loaf of bread for
her sister when she arrived. She didn't cook it, she
just needed it and had the dough ready to go
in the oven when she got there.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
She's using her bare hands on the plane.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Just oh, your hands would be filthy. All of the
comments are bad, all fourteen thousand of them. This videos
on Instagram. But this is my favorite comment. It says, ooh,
el as a flight attendant, I'm going to say, oh,
on the last flight, some unhygienic passenger clipped his toenails

(34:08):
on that table and another person puked on that table.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
Needless to say that their armrest. You're touching is.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Where some dudes unwashed hands from the toilet were. Another
woman changed their babies diaper since the bathroom wasn't sanitary
enough for her in her opinion, I've seen it all,
believe me. And now there's you kneading and folding sour dough.
Enjoy your germ bread. That's an aeroplane, not a bakery.

(34:37):
Learn some manners, people, Please.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
God, she really was triggered that woman at.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
The exits are here here, and here the sour dough
that's over here in Aisle twelve.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
I love the idea that you are like you're like
wholesome and like like going back to nature by making
your sourd on an aeroplane.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
I'll just I'll go on the record and say it.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
I don't trust people who make their own bread at all.
I don't trust it even if they make it at home.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yep, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Like your bloody getting your bloody sour dough organism starter
and you're keeping it on your window sill.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
No one is that organized.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
It is weird that the sour dose started lasts forever,
like it just keeps regenerating it.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
I know, it's weird.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
It's like it's alive, and how are you that organized
and that put together that.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
You're making your own bread?

Speaker 3 (35:36):
But don't trust you, like what have you done? Like
what secrets do you have? When organized?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
How do you get a breed through customs? Like clear?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
And they're like, yeah, I've got an entire, uncocked loafe
of sour dough in my hands. And they're like, that's fine,
but not have any bananas, though it will take you
down for that. That's fine, but not have a freaking
apple in that bag. We're gonna play let's get Classical Nicks,
the game where we gives pop songs in classical style.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Did you see did you see the text message?

Speaker 3 (36:11):
What's happened? Someone has offered me as sour dough starter.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Oh you need to do this, You need to do this,
I said.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
A sour dough starter isn't as high maintenance as social
media makes it seem. It does seem super high maintenance
on social media. They said, mine lives in the fridge.
Use it from cold, feed it after use, and back
into the fridge till I need it next. Bree, I
can send you some starta to start your own sour
dough journey. It's addictive, af I feel I should do it.

(36:41):
I feel like I would get addicted to that too.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
When everybody was cooking bread in Lockdown, I decided I
wanted to cook bread, and someone gave me a sour
dough starter and you killed it, did you? Nad Like
grew and grew and grew and grew and grew out
of control, and then it really freaked out And it
actually really stressed me out, having.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
To like sour dough starter alien versus predator, and so
I threw.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
It in the bin. And then my wife got really
angry at me. She was like, why didn't you make
the sour dough. I was like, she was stressing me out.
I needed it to go.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
And yeah, I mean Lockdown did weird things to all
of us, but me and my wife had a fight
over sour dough starter.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
So I feel like I've already got pets. I don't
need another one.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Okay, you should do this, you like cooking.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
I feel like it would freak me out. I do
like cooking and I love bread.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I'll loan you one of my Dutch ovens and you can.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
I've already got enough Dutch ovens at home.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Bread goes good in the Dutch oven, does it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Is it like a pot?

Speaker 8 (37:40):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (37:40):
It's just a pot with a lid you can put
in the oven?

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, And then I'll think about it. Yeah, I'll think
about it.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
I've already got And if you don't want to cook
bread in it, just do a fart in it and
put the lid on it and then make your partner
open it, and then you'll be dutch ovening her with
a Dutch oven.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
At a double Dutch oven, Baby Dutch. Hey, do you
want to go double Dutch?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Let's play Let's get classical next, Me and Brie first,
Producer Ella, guessing pop songs and classical style. If you're
up for it, all you got to do is text
who you think is going to win to nine six
nine six, and if you are on the correct side,
you could be scoring.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Fifty KFC chicken dollars.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Text through those names to nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Right now, Producer Ella or team Brie and Clint.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Free and Clint time a round of Let's get classical.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Cal When we get pop songs done in classical style,
we take on producer Ela, who's usually very good at
this game, but is coming off a loss.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Ella, yep.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Usually a lot of support Veeler on the text machine too,
but it's pretty fifty to fifty this week, including this text.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
That says, Ella, I guess well.

Speaker 10 (38:50):
They know who to vote for. That's good.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
You still didn't get the vote.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Someone who's.

Speaker 10 (38:57):
Sorry, I'm impartial.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
This sounds like someone who has correctly picked the winner,
and there's still time to text it.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Briham clint or Ella to nine six nine six.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Someone who has picked correctly will get fifty KFC Chicken
dollars this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Claudia's in charge.

Speaker 9 (39:12):
Hi Claudia, Hello, So I've tried to make this game.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
As fair as possible. Last week I did a lot
of like older songs.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
By older she means like two thousand and five.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
The next you Ella from the seventies. Now, this is good.
We use this as fuel anyway.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
All the songs that I've chosen today a disguised as arrogance.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, all the songs.

Speaker 9 (39:38):
I've chosen are songs that you guys have done for
Friday OKI. This year, it's slightly more even playing, so.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
We should know the melody?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
You should what's a melody?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Oh my god, don't worry.

Speaker 9 (39:50):
About it, just so the way it works, I'll play
the classical version of the song. You need a buzzing
with your name if you know what it is. I
need the artist and the name of the song. Yes, sir, okay,
got it?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Cool? Good luck?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Here is your first song?

Speaker 8 (40:10):
Bye?

Speaker 10 (40:12):
Oh my gosh, I know it, but I don't know
who to play.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
That's apple bottomed jeans.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
What we got it? You got it?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
That's not what it's called.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
It's not what it's called. No, I'll stop there, give
her guess and then check it over. Told, I don't
know the artist. I don't give it to it.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Hey, it's against is it neo?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
No, don't come on it flow right a low yeah,
joint effort. That's a true team effort.

Speaker 10 (40:47):
True team is it get I actually knew that five
seconds in, did you?

Speaker 7 (40:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (40:52):
I just didn't know the artist.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
I didn't know it at all, but I knew the
right name for what Bree was trying to say.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
So we were in sync like that.

Speaker 10 (41:00):
Yeah, all right, Now it's next.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Oh you're in trouble.

Speaker 10 (41:06):
Next Ella seven things Marley.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Sorry, I was right there.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I was called Ella too good, well done, very good.

Speaker 10 (41:31):
We want to listen to that song.

Speaker 9 (41:32):
Okay, now we have a game on our hands because
we're all turning up.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
This is for the word come on club.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
That is yehe yeah yah yah yah yeah yeah yah
yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I know it.

Speaker 11 (41:49):
I know.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
If you don't get it, I've got it or you
have to get it now.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
She knows that we can go together?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Can we go together?

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Has to get it, you know it, you know it.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
Just take a breath.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Come on, Oh no, let me forget who it is.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
After we interviewed him on the radio at.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
That time, she's out, Ella, George is a shotgun shot
like rain just went playing. I knew what was there?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
No one hurt shot gun? Well done, Ella, Sorry, thank
you guys.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Laura, you picked Ela, so you get fifty KMC chicken dollars.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Well done.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
He's so much love you, Laura.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
How could I stump up George Ezra?

Speaker 10 (42:40):
Yeah? I went to his concept one of you.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
He's one of your three main impersonations.

Speaker 8 (42:44):
I know.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Can I hear one whip it out home, growl no
good and see you look flawless.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
It's I mean.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Brillan clinch, someone's George Ezra and theo.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
There's nothing better than an You'll leave but what are
all the other types of leave.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
There's bereavement leave, which you get to take when someone dies.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Well, that's not a great leave, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
There's maternity leave that you get to take when someone alives.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
There's sick leave.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah, there's sick leaves. There's mental health days, yeah, which
are unofficial.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Are they included in the sick leave?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Maybe?

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Well, I feel like there might be a new type
of leave we can ask for. Okay, well some of us, right,
not everyone unfortunately.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
So there's a group in Thailand that have announced it
will be giving employees a paid tender.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Leave tender leave to explore.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Dating options on the app of Tinder.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
No, that's ridiculous, it's real.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
From July this.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Year until the end of the year, employees will be
paid to go on dates as a part of an
initiative to boost their well being.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah. Right.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
There's a bit of government intervention recently around getting people dating.
Isn't there that we talked about South Korea recently? Who's
going to pay people to get married?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Look, I think for this company, like because obviously this
has made news around the world, and they're saying that
it's kind of like research. The whole idea of it
is that they reckon if their employees find their one
true love, Yeah, it will boost the productivity of that workout.

(44:42):
They'll be a better workout because they're wellbeing will be better.
They'll be happier, so they'll.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Want to work more.

Speaker 2 (44:49):
That's so interesting because I thought employers wanted like someone
who was single and whose whole life was their job.
You know, people who didn't have a life outside work,
so they just threw themselves completely into their career.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Yeah, but that's fine if that person's happy. But what
if they're unhappy? Oh right, it'll I think the research
and what this company is saying, it's all based on
how happy your employees are.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Is it your boss's job to worry about whether you're
happy or not?

Speaker 12 (45:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
I think so? Is that yeah, you're well being?

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Really?

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Absolutely? I mean Ross boss doesn't give a shit, but
he's sitting.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Right behind you.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
He is here, Ross.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
What's your opinion on Tinder leave? What if someone in
the Zidium team said they wanted to get some Tinder leave?

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yes or no?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Hold him up a fish or oh yeah no.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
That's a good point from Ross.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
So they have to show you the person they're going
to date on Tinder, and you'll tell them whether that
that's a good enough match.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
To have the day off.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
I kind of like that that's ross looking out for
his staff.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
He's like, no, no, no, I won't give you a
day of leave to date that person because I know
that that type of person, and.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
I have to give you a day of leave afterwards
when you're heartbroken, because guy with the fish cheetam definitely.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Gonna harp Yeah, make you heart broken for sure.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
Then cad people text through like, because we did talk
about this off air, can you text us on nine
six nine six if you get an unusual type of
leave at your workplace.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
This workplace that does period leave.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
No, we can just use our sick days right four
period pain.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
For your five or ten one day periods a year. Huh,
Well you get five to ten sick days, it's not
enough to cover all of you. Not really, No, we
should get extra, Yeah, what other?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
What else do you get? Do you get pitt leave?
Do you get pet bereavemently? Can you use your bereavement
leave for a did goldfish? What is the deal? Nine six,
nine six. You can text us if you want a
birthday banger.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Birthday banger, that's right. We love to do your birthday
bangers on this show. What is a birthday banger? Number
one song? When you turn sixteen?

Speaker 4 (47:00):
Hailey is going to kick it off for us, curre Hailey, Hi, Hailey. Hello,
how's your day been so far?

Speaker 9 (47:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (47:06):
Pretty good?

Speaker 12 (47:07):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Good to hear Haley. What's your DOB nights of July
ninety three?

Speaker 4 (47:12):
All right, that means you were sixteen in two thousand
and nine. We've done our research and here's your birthday banker.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Banger.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Oh, it's a bit of a cascade. Evacuate the dance floor.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
What do you reckon? Haley?

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Next New month doing Aga Cruiser? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Yeah, Volca Cruiser, Boca Cruiser's BANDI Breeze double black yeagbgbs
people Goannas, what have you said?

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Will go well with that? Let's go to Imma for
a birthday banger?

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Hi, Imma, Hi, Emma Cura.

Speaker 12 (47:52):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
How's your day going?

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Yeah, not too bad.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
We're just on the way home for.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
My daughter's ice skating. Listen at the moment, just in
the car.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Whereabouts is your daughter ice skating?

Speaker 11 (48:03):
And rust?

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Oh look lovely?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I told you breathe. I'm a very good ice skater.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
You say, yeah, you are good at ice skating.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
I've never seen it though, usually good at ice skating,
I would say, yeah, yeah, right from my history of rollerblading. Anyway,
It's not about me. It's about you and your birthday banger.
What's your day to birth?

Speaker 7 (48:22):
Fifteenth of June nineteen eighty all right, Neber.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
That means you were sixteen and nineteen ninety six and
on that day, this was at the top of Salimon
trip up and Doctor Dre California Love.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
What do you think?

Speaker 10 (48:41):
M Yeah, iris a banger.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
It's a great birthday banger as well.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
It's a banger from the boys skate Wait there no
ninety six. It could have gone one of two ways,
either Tupac or Spice Girls, That's what it was going
to be.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Either or Hater. Hayden's here to do a bit their banger.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Hi Hayden, Hi Hayden, Hey guys, good, thank you? Whereabouts
are you calling from?

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Hayden moment in Scotland? Well, I grew up in Scotland,
but I'm in Auckland at the moment.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Whereabouts in Scotland did you grow up?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
I grew up in Edinburgh.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Oh lovely, okay, Well, great to have you on the show.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Aiden.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I'm deep in the series Outlander at the moment. Have
you watched Outlander? Oh no, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Actually, I never really, I don't really watch TV that much.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
From working on computer it so it's the last thing
I do.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Yeah, fair enough, Hayden. You've got such a lovely accent.
Can you say one thing for me?

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Can you say, bring me my hammer?

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Bring me my hammer?

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Oh it's good, Okay, I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
I've heard before, worse, worse, I bet.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
You ed well. You know we are in a time
slot that doesn't permit other things.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I'd like you to say, get your number to first.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
What is your birthday, Hayden?

Speaker 1 (49:59):
And it's still alright.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
That means you're sixteen and twenty fourteen and on your
sixteenth This was the top.

Speaker 7 (50:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, girlfriend of prayers for that one.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Your girlfriend likes it?

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Well at Ghazalea with Charlie XYX the first time she
was cool?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Not that not the rebirth of Charlie.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
XCX global hit, global, hit to the girl.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Wait there, Hayden from Edinburgh. Hayley's got evacuated the dance
walk in Cascata. Imma has got Tupac and Hayden's got
a Ghazalea.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
You can go and cascadea evacuate the dance floor.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
I'm going California love from Tupac. We're going to Ella.
Would like to do it? You can have it, Ella. Yeah,
what's the winner of birthday Bankers?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
I like it from me? You can pick from any
of the three. What are you going for?

Speaker 10 (50:56):
I just love this song so much because I know
the rap Tancy.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Fancy ye zaliat our boy, Hayden has picked up the win.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Congraants Hayden, You're the winner at birthday banger way.

Speaker 9 (51:11):
All day.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
I can't understand them, but it sounds like it's so nice.

Speaker 12 (51:18):
You want to be like this and pick it up
just like this. Yeah, copa a cup of girls, cup
of Chris. I hear something with the habits again on
my wrist for Inklin.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Gig Waggy and Charlie XCX Fancy It's the winner. A
Birthday banger Today for Hayden from Edinburgh came out in
twenty fourteen.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
That song's ten years old.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Was this song before or after? Charlie xx was on
Icona Pop.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
It was Charlie X on Icona Pop.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Yeah, that huge song.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
I don't care that's her?

Speaker 8 (51:53):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
It's Charlie X ex is it is?

Speaker 8 (51:56):
It?

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Isn't making me sickond you're making me sick? No, it's Charlie.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
No, it's not. Yes, I kind of pop as to
two people you're making Why are you making me sick?

Speaker 3 (52:07):
And I always and guess myself.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Now you're talking about the song right here? I love it? Yeah,
is giving you the note?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Is I kind of pop featuring Charlie X ex is it?

Speaker 8 (52:21):
God?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Go into the rest, learn something you every day? I
take it back.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
I'm sorry you made me singing it like I knew
for a fact and I was like, wait a secret.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
And that is guest lighting everybody. That's how you do it. No,
that was yeah, thank you about the display. Stick around
after the break Oh, men explain music to bree as well?

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Wait for that.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Actually after the break though, I have a list the
men who've got together actually and they've discussed their biggest
x when it comes to women's dating profiles.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Oh this is interesting. Yeah, So if you.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Want to insight into the male brainstick around Okay.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Bring clin to set in guys.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Big news. The guys, the fellas have got together and
they have decided what are their biggest x when it
comes to female's dating profiles together around.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
What are you saying it like?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Gather around?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
What are you saying like that?

Speaker 4 (53:21):
Because the boys they've got together, they've decided these things
are gross?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Okay, Okay, girls do this about guys' profiles, like girls
will constantly go, these are the.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Things I hate on men's dating probably like fresh and cars.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
I was, to be honest, I'm just in a weird dude.

Speaker 8 (53:40):
But the boys.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Got together.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Yeah, But to be honest, I will say before reading
these out, I agree with definitely.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
A few of them.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Okay, okay, So these are the things that men find
unattractive on women's dating profiles.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Yeah, they're like, don't do this. Sure, if you're trying
to attract us in the groups, this is what they said.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
First thing, cropping out your boobies.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
You make it really hard to like you.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Like, you make it real hard sometimes, they said, when
over half half of her pictures are either getting drunk,
partying or at a bar.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Lots of drunk photos.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Sure, no good, Okay, mister perfect.

Speaker 4 (54:32):
A lot of the guys said that bad spelling and
grammar is an instant turn off.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Only only two men who can spell, that's true. You
know that's true, Billie, Birds of a Feather.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
I feel like for me, there's certain like bad grammar
and spelling that will turn me off, and then there's
other ones that wouldn't because I'm like, oh, well, that's
it is pretty hard.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
I know what you mean. If it's like replacing every
with a zid.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Yeah, that's a turnoff.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
It's a turn off. That's weird.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
And doing that writing where you go up a case letter,
lower case letter, up a case little lowercase letter.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
That's weird. That's weird.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
They also again, unless you're into that, unless that's your thing.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
The fellas said, these are all the things that men
find ick on women's dating profiles. They also said having
sick of being on Tinder on her profile sets off
alarm bells.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Like she's been on Tinder for a while.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Yes, I believe so.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Someone else said ten pictures where she has taken a
selfie from the exact same side angle.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
A nick Yeah, show us your bad side.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Yeah, I really have to agree with this next one.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
Yeah, they said, when every photo on the profile has
a Snapchat filter on.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
It, Oh yeah, yeah, Like, we get it.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
You can do the cute the mouse ears, but I
also want to see what your real nose looks like.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Well, you know, and as I get to date you
with a Snapchat filter on, and it's not going to work.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Some other guys said if they have bathroom selfies where
the toilet is visible on their profile, that could be
a nick.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Oh that's pedantic. There's a poo in the toilet that yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
They also said if they have things on their profile
like I like my dog more than you, jokes about
hooking up with your dad, and just here for travel
tips in the area.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
I feel those are funny. I think it's funny too,
Like the dead one is definitely funny.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I think that's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
And my dad would find it funny unless unless one
of that guy's girl, unless it's got past trauma, he's
had a girlfriend hook up with her his dad.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
You can't make that joke to a guy with a
hot dad. Yeah, that's the issue. He's got deady. He's
got literal deady issues.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Literally, And the last thing that guys hate apparently and
is a nick for women's dating profiles if they use
any of these cliches on their profile.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Okay, partner in crime, treat me like a queen. Work
hard and play harder. In sapio sexual?

Speaker 9 (57:21):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Sapo sexual? Apo? Are they attracted to Homo sapiens? Is
that what it does?

Speaker 5 (57:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:28):
I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
I don't know either.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
It could be right, Let me hold on, let me
google it. Sapo sexual CPO. I've never heard that before. Okay,
I know what it is, sapo sexual finding a person
who finds intelligence sexy.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Might as well call it pretentious ass holo sexual.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Obviously we wouldn't be in that category.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
No google to google what it was. Maybe it's homo sapien?

Speaker 11 (58:07):
What that is?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
And that's the end of the Brian Clint Show for
another day? I know, right?

Speaker 11 (58:15):
That was?

Speaker 3 (58:16):
That was the dust of the done and dusted.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Oh there's the dust being blown off? Are done?

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
I like it.

Speaker 11 (58:24):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Not enough sound effis and radio these days, I agree.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
I think we should start to make some more sound effects,
like do our own sound effects, Like what what can
you bring to the table in terms of sound effects.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
I can simulate me getting into my car, Okay, go
to hit home all right? In the long how I
might just walk to my car drive off into the distance.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
I think you should stick to your day job.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Actually either that was oh good. I feel like I
took you on a journey.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
Apart from the part where you opened the door of
your car and it sounded like you were underwater for
some reason.

Speaker 3 (59:09):
Your eyes the car park flooded.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
No, you needed to close your eyes because you were
looking at me while I did it.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Okay, Okay, yeah that was the problem.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Okay, if I'm so bad, I would like the sound
of you arriving home and going inside and greeting your partner.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Okay, door unlocked, right right?

Speaker 12 (59:37):
My girls?

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Now are come on girls outside of the outside of
the toilet, come on.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Well, your partner sounds like a real bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
I have a couple of a couple of partners in.

Speaker 9 (01:00:05):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Nothing like coming home to let your partner out to pee.
Nothing like it all day.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Damn, I got to get.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Home, emigret. No, everybody will see you tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
See you somehow to make them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
Brand Clinton on instance, Facebook, TikTok

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
And live weekdays for three on sit him