ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 23rd September 2024

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Network sidims Brian Clint Save Like
a Boss with KFC's Wicked Box from nine nine and
now coming to you Lie from the studios ne Zealand.
It's free. Oh yeah, it's a high energy intro for

(00:27):
a high energy show. Everybody, welcome along. God that really.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Gets to go on a for your three o'clock you're
on the downward bend, downward.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Slope, downward slide.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Downward slide, downward slope, and you're nearly there Monday done.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
You might be on the downward bin too, depends how
your weekend downward bend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely on the
down part of a bend, or if you had been
on the weekend by.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Now, Oh, this is definitely the down Tomorrow is gonna
be worse.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Tomorrow will be horrible. Weddsteak. We're going back up. And
then this weekend Bloody Daylight's s Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
This Sunday Daylight Savings kicks in again around the country.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Life starts getting better from here, speaking of good, this
will make tomorrow better. You might not be aware of this,
but tomorrow's five dollars Zinger Burger Day at KFC between
ten o'clock and five o'clock tomorrow. You'll be able to
get a Zinger Burger for five dollars if you use
the code PLU four four to two. So just make
a little note of that in your phone now, PLU

(01:26):
four four to two. But we've got a voucher to
give away right now, we sure do.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Just to kick off the show with some KFC, you
can text zinger z i n Ger to nine six
nine six and we'll hook you up with fifty KFC
chicken dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
We'll pick one of you out. That's five. That's ten
five dollars zinger Burgers tomorrow. Yeah, with your fifty dollars voucher,
that's a lot of Zingerburgers. Shout the workplace, get those
ticks in. We'll sort someone out with that voucher now. Next,
we're gonna play Trady Verse Lady for fifty bucks cash
if you keen for it. We need a trading and
a lady to pick up the phone and call oh

(02:03):
e one hundred dolls at him right now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
If that means it's you and you want to play,
then now is the time to call.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right now, free inklint.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
It's treaty versus treaty.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
What to see. Let's hangover from Friday when we did
Trady verse Trady for.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
International Trading Day, but it is back to Trady versus Lady. Yeah,
and I saw Claudia mouth a very naughty word when you.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Heard that to go to Air. I think she said
budge Trady.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh yeah, right, it started with Air for whatever it was.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Oh right, yeah, I'm sure, so I got some proof glass. Yeah,
let's go to a lady calling from Glenham. She's twenty
five and she bought her own house when she was
twenty one. Welcome to the show. It's Raya, Hi, Raya, Hello,
how are you?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Where did you buy the house and how did you
do it?

Speaker 4 (02:53):
I brought it in Bunham and just lots of work
and no social life.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh well, good on you for not having a social life.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Has it paid off?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yes, it definitely has.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
So you recommend lots of work and no social life.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
A little bit.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, yeah, you can have one now though, right, yeah,
exactly that she can't.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Has got a crippling mortgage. She's taking trading today. That
from christ Roots the twenty two and they are three
months sober off the energy drinks. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Alex, Hi, Alex, Hello, Oh, good for you that. It's
really really difficult, isn't it when it's a party, everyday routine.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, you're telling me what was your poison? You're a
V man, You're a live plus A monster. I can't
go wrong with a blue V, Blue V. Trading trades
love a blue V in the morning, A Alex, don't
talk about it. You're making what one remember remember bubbles
on your tongue, sort of like getting Alex.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Don't no, mate, it's not as good as you remember.
Trust me. It's never as good. You're always chasing that
dragon exactly. Nice cold out of the work Forridge anyway.
Alex is Trady Raya your lady.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
The first of three correct answers gets that fifty dollars cash.
Good luck, guys, Here we go.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Question number one, Which Disney movie has had the most sequels?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Trady, Yes, Alex Toy Story? Well is Toy Story.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
It's had four more than any other Disney film.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Okay, one to the trades.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Question number two, which rugby team won the Bledislow Cup
on the weekend?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Alex just got in all black, all blacks. Nice work.
You're two on the board.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Alex Raya, you need this one to stay in at
question number three, buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this song?

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Lady, Alex just got in for the win, is it fans?
You've got it? Well done. That's a convincing trading victory.
Nice work, Alex, very well done. Hard luck Raya. It
was just too good. No worry free England. Big news

(05:05):
for the Aussies. The Australians.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
They've just ticked over twenty seven million people in population,
have they?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Got everything is bigger in Australia, right every I always
find it interesting because I've seen videos and I've heard
you talk about it before where Ozzie described themselves as
like a small country, and then you're over here in
New Zealand where we're just scrape over five million, and
you're like, nah, you guys have got twenty seven million people.
Pretty big, You're pretty big?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Well, see when I because I mean, I've been here
in New Zealand nearly seven years now.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
But when I lived in Australia, like Ossie, I thought, yeah,
pretty small country.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
But when I moved to New Zealand, I look at
Australia now, it was quite a big.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Country, the big time.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, yeah, it's got multiple states, it's twenty seven million.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
We've got multiple time zones.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
But then when you look at other countries like India,
oh yeah, you know, like it's not even.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, but it's not terrible. It's India and China. Those
are those are the exceptions to the rule.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
But even in anywhere else like Australia, like even America.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
What's the population of America? Like four hundred million? Is it?
I'm pretty wait, I could be totally off. I could
be totally off. Can you please check this conversation for
us so we're not broadcasting misinformation and disinformation. I was
a little bit off. I was fifty million off. Are
they three? About three point fifty yeah? Damn. So that's

(06:29):
more than Australia, a lot more. Yeah, you know, in
comparison to that, they must think that New Zealand is
just a joky. They must think it's just like we're like, oh,
we've got trefic problems.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, no, wonder we get left off te tails and.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Stuff exactly, you know, five million people.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Yeah, so they've just ticked over twenty seven million in Australia.
And I thought to celebrate. We could play a bit
of a game I'm calling population.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
That's it, that didn't come.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
You're going to call it the population game, the population game.
Welcome everyone to the population game, where you're going to
be guessing populations of countries, towns or cities.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Wonderful, I've already proved we know nothing in this game
so far. Yeah, that was that was a bit of
a tilling you the adjudicator. No one knew I was
fifty million off. I'd say, that's that's a lie. I knew.
I knew more than you. It's ten New Zealand's I knew.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, but in comparison to how many live in America.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Anyway, anyway, anyway, let's not let's not fight each other.
Let's beat each other in the population. Right.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Here's how the population game works, and you can play
along if you're listening. I'm going to give you a
place and you all have to lock in how many
people you think currently live there the population in twenty
twenty four. Are we ready to play? Let's do it
all right? The first one, Puerto Rico.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
Random is that.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
It's Puerto Rico. I've actually been to Puerto Rico.

Speaker 7 (08:07):
That you should know, the feel like there are a
lot of people there.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I was very drunk. I reckon, there's quite a few
people there.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
So I'm going to say Puerto Rico is seven million.
I will give you a hint. It's an island, quite
a small island.

Speaker 7 (08:23):
I'm going ten million.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Ten million.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
What did you say, Clint? Seven million, eight and a
half million.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay, so White, Wait, what do you say? Ten million?
Ten million? What do you say? I see ten?

Speaker 7 (08:34):
Clint said seven, and I split the seven.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I said seven.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
The little that I did warn you there's a little
island as three point two million.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I've been there. Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Next one, what is the population of Japan?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Oh, I've been there, similar size to New Zealand's Japan
the whole country. I'm not just after Tokyo. I'm after
the whole country.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
I'm I'm going to bag fifty million. I was going
to say.

Speaker 7 (09:10):
Fifty million, forty nine million.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Undercut me.

Speaker 7 (09:14):
I'm going thirty million.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
You think Australia, Let me just put this in the
perspective for you guys.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Do you think Australia has.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Twenty seven million and you think Japan has thirty.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
Australia's mostly out back, isn't it. You can eleven something's
more snakes.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
I've smoked all of you guys.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
One hundred million.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
The population is one hundred and twenty million million, one
hundred and twenty four million.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Wow, that's a point to me pretty sure.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Tokyo alone is like twelve million.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
That's a lot of New Zealand just in one city.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Okay. And we can't get to the airport all right.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Speaking of getting to the airport, this is probably one
of the worst experiences I had in a city getting
to the airport. What is the popular of London? Just
the city of London, just the city of London? Thirty million,
twenty million, twenty five million. Okay, so we've got thirty

(10:13):
I can't remember twenty five the population of London, You've
all gone too highs Just over nine and a half.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Million, okay, So that was what we were about at
this game.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Okay, Next one, how many people live in South Africa?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh? No, I've seen District nine South Africa. It's choker.
African Africa one hundred and thirty million people for Africa,
literally ninety million too big. I'm going to say forty
five million, forty.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Five Clint's locking in. I'll do I'll stick with nineteen
feels right ninety. I'll go one ten sixty three million.
So who was that, Clint?

Speaker 7 (11:00):
I got no concert?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Okay, second last one? How many people live in the
State of.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Queensland, Australia.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I've told you recently they've just ticked over twenty seven million,
so that I mean.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
That might have been here the Sunshine State, the Sunshine million.
Claudia is locking at eight. That is a pretty good gift.
There's three million that live in Brisbane. What do you
reckon five and a half million for Queensland?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Lovely five and a half eight twelve, five and a half.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Oh, you're kidding growth, Clin's on the money.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Clint has one, but let's just do the last one
for fun.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
What is the population of Auckland?

Speaker 7 (11:43):
One million?

Speaker 2 (11:44):
One point four million, two one point six nine to
three million one point six nine name?

Speaker 1 (11:54):
No one else move here? Because it's fun to say, yeah, okay,
there you go. Now we need some more people. Fill
us up. I don't want more people. No, no more people, no,
fell us up. Do you really want more traffic?

Speaker 7 (12:05):
At least give us a train and then we don't
want anyone else to come here.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
We can see who the New Zealand first voters are
in the room. Anyone who changed.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I'd love people to come here once they fix the
public transport, the issues and income.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, Brand Clinton. That is the full version of Eminem's
Stan forgot Our follow on that song was my cousin Ryan. Yeah,
it was. He was his favorite album ever, that one. Yeah,
and we were all show that album. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
So and we're all really young and we're all holidaying
on the Sunshine Coast together, and I remember that song.
He cried really yeah, he was like he would have
been thirteen, thirteen years old.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
It got to him. Yeah, wow, Okay, there you go.
Do you remember that Chinese zoo that made the news
Ilia this year because people believed that their pandas were
actually dogs that they had painted.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
How could I forget they were pounding, they were painting
chow chow dogs.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
No, people accused them of painting chow chow. They clearly
were painting. The zoo said na, na, they're all baby
pandas well. The zoo has finally spoken out. Shunwai Zoo
and Guangdong Province have said, you got us our pandas
are actually chow chow dogs. Yeah, no, shiz. The zoo

(13:29):
claim that they didn't intentionally mislead people, because they say
that somewhere, if you look hard enough, there's a sign
that does say pander dogs.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
So in fairness, in fairness to this zoo, I can't
really tell the difference, can you. They look pretty similar
to a panda.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Bree was right that chow chows, which if you've ever
seen a chow chow, they do look like a beer.
They look like a little teddy beer, don't they. Yeah,
they do.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
So they're fluffy, and then they've obviously spray painted them.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
In the way they said that they use. Panda would
look They said they used dye, not spray paint, but
they and they said it didn't harm the dogs at all.
But yeah, it kind of makes it kind of makes
you want to go there more.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
It doesn't now that I see them on video. You
can clearly tell their dogs.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
You can tell the dogs because they're panting, and you
can tell their dogs because sometimes they bark, and also
because they look like a dog, and you can tell
that they're dogs because they're dogs.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
But in the photos, I was like, that could be
a baby panda, it could be.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, you know, people get.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Their chow chow's color colored like that to look like yeah,
when they get them groomed to look like pandas.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, they're not the only zoo that's done it. Another
zoo earlier this year and Tibit got in trouble because
their African lion was a dog that they had shaved
to have a mane.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:55):
Right.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Another Chinese zoo had a wolf enclosure which was also
dogs family. That's fair, same family, but not not technically
a wolf. Like if you went to but if you
went to see a lion enclosure and it was full
of Persian cats, that'd be like, wait, they'd go they
go the same family.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah, there are a bunch of main coons that they
just put in.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Their same family. And finally, it's not just China. And
twenty eighteen, a zoo in Egypt made the news because
they had painted stripes on a donkey and told everybody
that that was the zebra.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Well, I mean, in fairness, donkey can look quite similar
to a zebra.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Yeah, but no one's going to a zoo to see donkeys.
You just can't visit those enclosures.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
When it's raining, No exactly, mam.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
The donkey's leaking, the donkey's melting. Makes you question everything.
Aim makes you question everything. You go to Auckland Zoo
Hamilton Zoo next time. Don't just take it at face value.
Any of those animals and they're the giraffes, what do
you reckon the giraffes would be It could be die.
They could all be dogs, yeah, with the right paint
and could be a dog.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
You're not meant to do this, but Claude, you're meant
to do this when we're off here, but I always
forget because Adhd Claudia.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Can you grab me some Star Wars theme music?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Please?

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Well, we Clint could off, but I want you to
hear listening to Chop Liver, Chop Liver. I want you
here to relax and just have a conversation with me, Cord.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Can I also get an espresso martini?

Speaker 9 (16:31):
Please?

Speaker 1 (16:32):
That'd be good things?

Speaker 8 (16:33):
Um?

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Do I have to click the button if you got
to do something.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
There's a Star Wars loving military family that's made the
news after this son was denied a passport and was
unable to go on a family holiday because of his name.
Ja Joe Banks no, he was born on May fourth.

(17:04):
May the fourth be with you and also with you.
Lift up our hearts, lift them up to the Lord.
It's right to give thanks and praise. You can tell
we both went to Catholic informally known as Star Wars Day,
Made the fourth, and they decided that to you know,
celebrate that their son was born on May fourth. They're

(17:24):
big Star Wars fans anyway, so they were very excited.
They gave their child a Star Wars name. Okay, they
named their son Loki Skywalker Mowbray.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Now Claudia's mouth as a gape, I was Skywalker.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, but obviously Loki is from mixed their franchises.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Okay, yeah, like Loki from Avengers.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Which I mean, I've heard other people with the name Loki.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Not all that uncommon bra coming from that's just their
last day. Just giving you his full name, right, it
sounds I think, pretty cool, pretty cool, pretty cool. Lokey
Skywalker Mowbray. That's a cool name.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Man.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Claude is shaking her head. You don't think that's cool.
I think it's cool.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
It's like almost cool. I don't know. It feels a
bit like try hardy.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Well, no, one's even gonna call him by his full name, true,
but I think it's a conversation.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Start up the low key. Just call him Loki.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
They should have committed and named him Skywalker first name nasty.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
That's I don't know if that's ads cool, you reckon.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
They should have called him Luke, like, if we're going
to do it, just do it. Luke's like, you're going
to do it, just do it. Well, it's so weird
this story.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
So the passport got denied, and apparently it was something
to do with the fact that they claim they couldn't
print Skywalker because of Disney's copyright on the name.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
That's strange anyway, These powers extinge I know, international affairs,
I know.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Anyway, Eventually it did get sorted and they issued him
his passport with the name Skywalker on.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Everyone's scared of the mouse. Everyone's terrified of the mouse.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
I am distancing myself from whatever Clint's saying, yeah, because
I'm one of those.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
She's scared of the white gloves of the mouse.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I thought we could put it out there on eight
hundred dials in him, or you can text us on
nine six ninety six if you believe you have a
cool sounding name.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
I've grown up believing that I have a cool name.
Can I tell you why? Because of their one episode
of Friends with Chandler says that he wants to change
his name and he's talking to Joey and he says
to Joey says, what are you going to change your
name to Clinton? He goes, I don't know something cool
like Clint, and Joey says to him, no way, man,
there's no way you're cool enough to pull off Clint.

(20:04):
And that was the day I decided I was going
to change from Clinton to Clint. Look at me now,
look at you now? Cool as a kid.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Gumba ella produce elergers tiny little thumb thumbs up, you
shady b.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I'm talking full name. That's what I want, full name.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
If you think your name is very cool sounding, I
want you to call free Clint.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
We're hard to find the coolest name in New Zealand,
and I reckon we might have to shut the competition
down because I think we've found it. But breas dubious.
She thinks it's not real. And it's not real.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Someone has text through and they said, my cousin's name
is Bolivia because she was conceived there, but her full name,
but her full name is Bolivia Newton John.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Shut it down, so close to the icon that is Olivia. No, no,
we got it, Newton, Joe, we got it, Bolivia Newton John.
I don't believe it.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I want to see a birth certificate, and I want
to see the birth certificate that's come from Bolivia because
she was born there.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
If you can come to the Zidium studios with your
you've got them on the phone. Okay, no, it's yeah,
let's talk. Laurenceier. Hi, Lauren, Hi, Lauren, Hi, guys, sister
of Bolivia Newton John. Lauren, are you for real?

Speaker 6 (21:27):
My cousin?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Okay, your cousin, are you for real?

Speaker 6 (21:31):
I'm so for real.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:32):
So her name comes from she was conceived in Bolivia
by her parents and her parents are like Gypsy. And
then Newton is our last name. And then she married
her husband with the surname John, and.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
She's Bolivia Newton John by marriage.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, so Newton's our name.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
But you're Lauren Newton.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
Well no, I'm so. It's my auntie's husband. But then
they divorced and okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Why I am so in shock?

Speaker 1 (22:08):
That this is a true story. I believe you. I
believe sounds. I don't need the specificate anymore.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Well, people can text through whatever they want. I think
it's a lot harder to be able to tell. But
Lauren sounds very truthful.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
I believe her. She sounds genuine. Blivia Newton John.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Okay, Lauren, now tell me if you're taking the pissl
or not, and I won't be mad at you.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
No, definitely not. She can look her up, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
We will, she will take it. Lauren, you sound genuine.
I believe it. Olivia Newton John. It's too good.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
It is too good.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Someone else sticks in and said, whatever, get this person
on to interrogate them as well. Clued they said, my
granddad's name was Ronald McDonald macintosh. I believe it. Oh
you believe there one? Well, Ronald McDonald.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
I don't believe the text above that that said I
know a guy named Dixie, last name normous.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I don't believe that one. It's so hard to know
which ones you'll choose to believe in which one you won't.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
What.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
We're trying to find the coolest name in New Zealand
right now? Yeah, what do you got.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Someone said, I think I have a cool name, Jenna
Kate Stone.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
That's a cool name. You sound like a Hollywood actress,
Jenna Kate Stone. Jenny Kate Stone is going to be
in the remake of the Titanic film. That's a fantastic name.
Kira's on the phone. Hi Kira, Hi Kira. Hi Kira
is a cool name. But you believe your boyfriend has
a cooler name. Yes, his name's Peter Parker. Is it actually?

Speaker 6 (23:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
It is man?

Speaker 6 (23:39):
I did question it.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Does he have an uncle called bin Oh?

Speaker 6 (23:43):
I couldn't tell you that one.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
You need to find You need to find that out.
You need to find that out. Does his spidery sense
tingle Kira? Does he shoot webb Go web Go? That's
pretty cool? That is pretty good. How old is he?
Out of interest?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
He's twenty.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
But his parents didn't know of like the whole cinematic
universe when they named him.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Me and Kira. How does someone not know of Spider Man?

Speaker 4 (24:13):
I'm gonna I'm gonna have to make them watch the.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Movie Spider Man. Not everybody knows Peter Parker. You know,
you have to have actually watched the movie or read
the comic book I think pretty common. All right, well
you got him, Kira, well done, that's amazing. Just before
you go to see more of an Andrew Garfield Peter
Parker or who's the other? Who's the new one?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Maguiredy Maguire or Tom Holland Maguire?

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Which Andrew Garfield?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Sorry for you, we were all disappointed. Someone takes through.
They said, I know a guy called Warwick Steele. Sounds
like a superhero name.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Warwick Steele. No, it doesn't. It sounds like a manufacturing
company from Western Australia.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
You know, my name was going to be a superhero name,
but we had to take my dad's dumb last name.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
What what was your name going to be? My name
is going to be Bree Steele. Was your mum's name.
My mum's maiden name.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Is Steel, Bree, your dad's dumb name, Bree Steele. You
can't deny that's a cool sounding name. That sounds like
a superhero. I work with a guy called Rob Benks.
We're not looking for New Zealand's funniest name. We're looking
for New Zealand's coolest name. Someone wanted to add in
Todd Masters, Todd Masters, it's quite a cool name.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
I guess not bad.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Someone said, I've got a lame first name, but my
last name is pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
It's Moon Moon. That is a cool yeah. Yeah, yeah yeah,
bit of a space cadet, the Moon that I knew, well,
like genuinely a bit of a.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Obviously their first name was full then yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
On the okay, we need to sit along the coolest name.
I think we found it. I think we started with
the I think it has to be Bolivia Newton John.
That's the one that we want. It has to be.
It's got the star power about it, you know, and
we corroborated it. We made sure it was real. And
I think we have to award Olivia Newton. That's the

(26:19):
one that we want. Perfect job, well done, Bolivia Newton John.
Time to play. Guess the noise my computer making some noise?
Yes it was.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
And I was looking at you, going your computer's making noise,
and you.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Were looking at me like what why can't he have
got HiPhones on? What was the noise? It was the
sounded like cricket or something boring. Oh yeah, watching the cricket,
I can tell. So that's how it's done.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
See I identified the sound and I could tell where
it was coming from.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Boom one point to.

Speaker 7 (26:57):
Me, Claude, Yeah, I think you should get a point
for that.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Actually, today playing guests, the noise is Sarah on Team Brie. Hi. Sarah, Hi,
Sarah Hi.

Speaker 9 (27:10):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Who's that in the background, Sarah? Oh, then that's Wiley.

Speaker 10 (27:15):
He's really excited.

Speaker 7 (27:16):
He really wants to call through.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Okay, Well tell Wiley, we said hello, amazing Wiley.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Well you're on the radio right now. You should have
called in ten minutes ago for New Zealand's calest name.
Thank yeah, you should have. Okay, you're taking on me
and Peter good Peter Hi, Pete. Yeah, how's the go
You gotta support crew in the background there, Peter.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
Yeah, I've got in the background on black ops.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Oh yeah, all right, Claudia, what are we doing?

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (27:53):
This is gonna be a fun game, I can tell.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
So the theme for today is I heard Ella and
Georgia talking on the radio earlier. Apparently the are really
getting into temagochies. Did you know that I did see this? Yeah, yeah,
I saw They're coming back, come back.

Speaker 7 (28:08):
Making them cool again.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
So I've gone back to probably all of our childhoods
and picked out some toys that had some iconic.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Sounds fun pretty much.

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Like nineties early two thousands toys where I've got all
these sounds from.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Something one specifically, Oh, I hope I haven't Yeah, don't
tell you.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
So, Brian clen, you guys are going first buzzing with
your name if you know it, and the first team
to three points will take home the win.

Speaker 7 (28:31):
Let's get into it.

Speaker 11 (28:36):
I was thinking, creepy, creepy, creepy, this is exactly what
I heard at night time, you know, and they would
just turn on.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah. We got from the bargain been at the warehouse,
and it never really worked properly. So one day we
put batteries in it so it would talk, and then
we set it on fire on purpose.

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Probably the best thing to do.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Heart the Heart.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Has one point for team Clint, So, Sarah and Peter,
this one's for you, guys.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Peter, it's Bob.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
I loved bop it so much so that I continued
playing it into my adulthood, and.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
I would say, I'm one of the best boppet players around. Yeah,
I'll let's go, Peter.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
You and me never pop.

Speaker 9 (29:40):
Off well Bop till we dropped Peter, all right, yeah,
to bring clean.

Speaker 7 (29:51):
This ons for you guys.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Close clint cheddar rings.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
Very close. It's not cheddaring.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Sounds like a chattering. It's that one that like that.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
Right now, it's not it's it's made of the same
thing as a.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Chattering, but it sounds knucklebones.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
N It's kind of the same shape as a chattering.
Everyone loves them ring.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
A chat a fidget spinner, same shape as a chattering,
made of the same thing as a chattering.

Speaker 7 (30:25):
Chattering and stepped on top of each other.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Peter and Sarah do you know what it is?

Speaker 6 (30:33):
I think it's said that wore these around your foot.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
Nah, that's a good one. I loved those. I was
terrible at those. It's a slinky.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Oh everyone needs this slinky.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Okay, yep, no points there.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
So back to Sarah and Peter. This one's for you.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
How about Sarah Wiley buzz it?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Peter said, Siga.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
No, it's not a siga.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
What do you reckon? Wiley? An alien ship?

Speaker 7 (31:15):
It's not an alien ship, though, the guesses.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I got one. Okay, bree, game boy, okay boy, all right,
whoever gets us and wins the game, Let's go for it.
Everybody's in retro toys. What is that, Clint, Clint tris.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
No good, guess, Peter, game boy, No, think about how
this game started and.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
When I was talking about it's a game, Clint Clint,
Space Invaders.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Bre Frogger.

Speaker 12 (31:48):
No, Clint, Peter and Sarah and Wiley.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
We're going to send you all out some KFC congratulations.
Well done guys, thanks for playing.

Speaker 11 (32:07):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Hey, Peter, Peter, we'll see you out in the playground
for that bop off. Hey, yeah, all right, we'll see you.
We'll see you down there. Squeeze it, twist it there
was There was no squeeze it that was.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
That was a different game. There's something we need to address.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
A couple of weeks ago, we talked about you at
the start of the year saying I announced to everyone
I make a bit that Taylor Swift will be the
next Super Bowl performer.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Mark my words. It was a bold prediction.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
And we played that audio back a couple of weeks
ago and Claudi here and I actually don't leave Claudia
out of it, because I made her do it.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Don't put my name on this.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
We altered the audio so it sounded like this, this
is a Clinton Roberts Exclusive. Mark my words, Taylor Swift
will do the halftime show of the super Bowl in
twenty twenty five. She will have finished her tour and
the super Bowl will be the perfect way to put
a full stop on the end of this period of
her career. You're willing to put a bed on it.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Yeah, all right, if you're right, Yeah, I will eat
cat food.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Deal if you're wrong, Yeah, you have to eat cat food. Yeah, deal. Deal.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Now in that audio, you said, if you're wrong, you'll
eat cat food, and Kendrick Lamar did announce that he
will be performing at the super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
What was the altered part of the audio?

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Oh, the altered part was we grabbed audio from another
bit we'd made and put it on the end of that.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Ah. I didn't think I would agree to eat cat
food again.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I feel like there was a bit made though, we
just couldn't find the audio, so we just altered it.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Nah, bullshit, you got to say, I feel like you
said that.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
So here's the deal. Oh, sure, here's the deal. So
we come clean. We've told you, everyone has a cry,
we all get over it, and here's the deal. Now,
I've put your name and my name equally on a
spinning wheel. If it lands on my name, I eat
the cat food. If it lands on your name, you

(34:17):
eat the cat food.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Right, your name should be on there twice as many
times as mine. It's not because you've lied.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
No, but you've also made that outlandish claim that didn't
come true.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
What was the actual bit that I made? What did
I actually say on the end of it? We can't remember?
Are you kidding me? Can you remember? No? Because I'm
not the one who hit the audio when you eat
it at the audio? What did I originally agree to do?

Speaker 6 (34:40):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (34:41):
The only thing I had was cat food.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
No, that's bull crap.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
There might have been cat food. Actually it was just
judging from the audio, it.

Speaker 7 (34:48):
Was casually because what I had just heard was cat food.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Right. Okay, you are you willing to spin the wheel?
There's literally nothing in this for me? But yeah, sure
it's cat food in this for you. Yeah, there's nothing
in this.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Eat cat food. Yeah, so you're saying I should just
eat the cat food.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
That would be the fair thing to do. But I'll
eat the cat food.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
What I keep everyone happy, I'll eat the cat food.
It's cuts in gravy with lamb.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (35:22):
Oh, the bucket's ready.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Oh this is way worse than any The cat food
has come out of a subway bag.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Like I didn't actually think it was going to be
cat food in there?

Speaker 11 (35:31):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Is this is this safe? Stinks? It stinks? Do you
really want to do this? I haven't even put it
in my Why? Why are you doing this? Why are
you doing this? You to do this? I don't think

(36:00):
she wanted. I'm kind of siding to I don't really
understand what's going on. Ah, so yuh, okay are you?
Are you okay? First of all, I'm good. I'm gonna
go back for another point. Please please, please please stthating
the cat food? Did you did you swallow that? No?

(36:26):
I think a little bit with now, I didn't even.

Speaker 12 (36:32):
Know.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
I just want to keep every unhappy on the show.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
You didn't even lose the bee it like you don't want.

Speaker 7 (36:38):
To spend that wheel? Just in case?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Should I spin the wheel? Wheel?

Speaker 8 (36:44):
Here we go if it lands on me it was
meant to be landed on Clift.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
We're in this. We're in this together. Slide me have
us some cat food. I'm telling you don't want to
eat this, all right? I gave you a chance. There's
a video doing the rounds that tells you how you
know whether someone should or shouldn't be invited to your wedding.
If they've hooked up with your fiance. Yeah, that's one criteria,
but it's not I mean, that's this gray area. There

(37:20):
isn't there like most of the time.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
The rule I'm going to judge it of if they
have hooked up with my fiance, they're invited.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Oh, because that means we're close. It's not that. It's
this you randomly rogue face timed.

Speaker 12 (37:36):
Someone and if they were shook or like surprise or
just like not really quick to answer, that person probably
shouldn't be at your wedding.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
If they won't answer your unannounced FaceTime calls, they're not
the kind of person that you want at your big day. Okay,
apparently interesting. Our producer Ella is planning her wedding at
the moment. Hi Ella, you're happy to put this to
the test. Yes, afternoon, So these people have going to
call currently on the guest list for your widding.

Speaker 7 (38:03):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
But if they don't answer right here, right now, you
have to strike them from the We're going to that's
the deal.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Well, We don't think you should have them there if
they won't accept the face, if they won't look you
in the faith. Ella, too busy for you?

Speaker 7 (38:21):
Who would be too busy for me?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
There's no excuse the first call through? Now, who are
we calling?

Speaker 2 (38:25):
My friend Brooke from the Late show? She's okay, she's coming,
so I'm gonna I'm video calling her now, I'm nervous.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Has she already yes?

Speaker 7 (38:36):
Technically taking in.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
That counts.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Hello, she's lucky, happy, she's lucky, smiling.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
You're lucky. Tell her she was nearly uninvited.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
Uninvited from the wedding. But you answered yeah, but you
answered with a smile on your face, so it counts.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
You're good. You're locked in? Okay, yeah, okay, cool, hang
up on her? Okay, you just hang up and doesn't
help us down at all. Can you call someone else
from your wedding guest list? That's a good thing. I
guess that she did answer, Yeah, who are we going
to call? Now?

Speaker 7 (39:12):
Who's friend Liam?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Who would see if he's going to be coming to
your wedding next year?

Speaker 1 (39:19):
If not?

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Can we invite someone like one of our friends?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
True?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Can we get him?

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's expensive. Out him no answer.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
He screened me. I guess he's not invited. That makes
things a bit more simple. Can my mom come and
say we want to know this afternoon? I know it.
One hundred dollars at him? Maybe not for FaceTime reasons.
But who's the person that you cut from your wedding
invite list? And why? Yeah? What was the reason that

(39:50):
someone got uninvited to your wedding?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Did they even know that they got uninvited? Or even worse,
had you sent the invite and then had to cut
them up after that?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
And was it legit or was it awkward? Was it
like did they understand or was it just like the
nail and the coffin for your friendship? You never spoke again?

Speaker 7 (40:09):
Yeah, can you still use the excuse?

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Oh sorry COVID.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
From the wedding list?

Speaker 7 (40:16):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
What would you say?

Speaker 7 (40:18):
Those restrictions?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
No, it's a stretch. Good good luck with that one.
I reckon one hundred dollars in him or text to
nine sex known sex. We want to know who and
why did the person get cut from your wedding guest
list like Liam just got apparently, if you want to
know whether someone should be invited to your wedding or not.
You should just randomly FaceTime them and if they answer,

(40:44):
if they'll take a FaceTime from you, they're wedding material.
If they won't, if they screen you, they're not a
good enough friend and they shouldn't be at your wedding.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
I can already think of people who would take my
face time.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Do you take FaceTime calls unannounced? Depends who it is? Right, Okay? Yeah?
What if it was me? Yeah? Okay? What if it
was Claudia?

Speaker 8 (41:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
What if it was Ella?

Speaker 8 (41:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Okay, who what did you take one from?

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (41:08):
I feel like it'd be someone who I haven't talked
to in ages, right, and I'd be worried that it
wasn't they weren't actually meaning to call me.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I'd answer that one more really, yeah, but fun. Yeah,
you know what you're going to say, usually going to
be drunk. Anyway. We want to know, yeah, exactly, We
want to know who did you uninvite from your wedding
and why did you want to invite the mats caught up?
Get a mat, Matt, Hey.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
You guys, there you go.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Was it your wedding?

Speaker 5 (41:36):
Yeah, it was my wedding.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Who'd you un invite my own father? Got the got
the cut father? Yeah, my dad? Yeah, what did he do?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Matt?

Speaker 5 (41:46):
So when me and my partner started dating, we had
that whole honeymoon phase where I wanted nothing by her
own and you know, yeah, so my dad he didn't
like her, he didn't like the culture that she was
from and all that that was already there. So he
made me choose her or him, and I think that
was a pretty easy choice.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, what do you mean, made you choose? That's horrible.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
And we were on the phone one night, better than
argument and e c. Look, it's her or me, and
I hung up the phone.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
That's horrible. When did that happen?

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Oh? This was like six years ago.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Maybe have you and you made up since then?

Speaker 5 (42:28):
We've talked a little bit, but I think there's still
a bit of that animosity there. Yeah, it's never going
to be the same.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Yeah, I'm so sorry to hear that happen to you, mad,
But I mean, what was your dad thinking? Of course
you were going to pick her. She's got boobs, you know, Like, yeah,
you're like, this is an easy.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Worse than a Saturday night at home with your dad's boobs. Yes,
sounds awful tonight. Yeah, thanks Matt, we appreciate it. This
person wants to be anonymous. Hey anonymous. Anonymous Ella joked,
but you actually did have to cut people from your
wedding because of COVID.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Right, yeah, we did it.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
We had to restrict our numbers.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
And you said some people didn't take that very well.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I think it just came down to these expectations of
you know, people feel they should get invited to your wedding,
and unfortunately.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
We were out of our control.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
And we couldn't invited everyone we maybe would have invited.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Otherwise, Anonymous.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Kind of a blessing, to be honest, if you ask me,
because you see who your real friends are and the
people who understand obviously you know it's COVID, so you
have to make those hard decisions. And then the people
that got but heard over it. You don't want them
as friends anyway, one.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
Hundred percent, and we're not friends anymore, and I don't
actually care.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Good, good way to call your friends. They will bend it.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
This one's quite interesting. They said I wasn't cut exactly.
I was put on a waiting list in case there
was an opening if someone else couldn't go. That turned
out It turned out to be a really shit wedding though,
as the bride spent the whole night check people went drinking.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
B yo stuff. I don't want to be on your
maybe list, Like I don't. I don't expect to be
invited to your wedding, But like, is that like the
I don't want to be told Yeah, I don't want
to be told that I'm on the maybe list and
be like, oh, if you're lucky, you might get the call.
I'd rather just not be. If someone does pull out
a couple of weeks before the wedding and they go, hey,
we've got we've got an opening at our wedding. Hey,

(44:22):
someone's pulled out. Would love to have you there. Do
you want to come?

Speaker 6 (44:25):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Yeah, then I'm keen. Yeah, keen, But don't dangle the
carrot like you just didn't make the number six on
the maybe Liz. If five people pull out, you're pretty close.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
To I really don't want to go that bad. This
is the weirdest one that we've had, and this person
wants to be anonymous as well. Hello Anonymous Anonymous? Hi,
who was the person that weirdly you had to try
and uninvite from your wedding.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Well, she was a bridesmaid, but I'd never asked her
to be a bridesmaid. She just insisted she.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Was Oh no, was she even invited to the wedding?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Oh wait, so she wasn't even invited to the wedding,
but she's made herself a bridesmaid.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Yeah. So I had asked a good mate to be
my maid of honor, and she sent something to work
and this girl had asked, or what is that?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
I thought?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
I asked this person to be made of honor and
she said, oh, well, I'll have to be the bridesmaid,
and she started picking out dresses and I had no
idea how to get rid of her.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
This person is just a colleague, a workmate. Yeah, and
she invited herself to the wedding and made herself a bridesmaid.
She did not read that room very well, Anonymous. Did
you put your foot down and go you're not coming,
You're not invited. I barely know you.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
It talk about four.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Or five months really, so she thought that she was
fully in the bridal partie. I'm surprised that she didn't
put herself as the other bride at one point.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Well, the way she was going it was she didn't
like the truth that I had packed out. She didn't
like the fact that she wasn't going to get the
shoes that she thought I was going to pay for.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
This is terrifying. This is sounds like a plot to
a movie. So how did you take it? How did
you finally break the news that she wasn't coming to
the wedding?

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Weirdly, it was more of an excuse. Really, she planned
a tens party and she couldn't make it, and I said, well,
you just can't be part of you can't be part
of the bridal party. And that was it. And then
she resigned from work.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
Oh you lucky thing, Anonymous. You managed to get out
of that scot free. Well not really, because you had
to deal with it before or five months.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
And she's still around somewhere. She could be listening right now.
You might get a DM you never know. But hey,
it's all good for now. It's all good for Anonymous. Yeah, all, yeah, thanks, Okay,
that's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Someone text her and said, not uninvited, but I got
culled from the bridesmaid list. It was because she had
four months to find a babysitter for our engagement party,
but told me she couldn't come because she can't get
rid of her child for the night.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
That's weird. So she got cut from the bridal party.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Because she couldn't make it to the engagement party she
couldn't find a babysitter. Guess I wonder if she ended
up going to the wedding a bit awkward, like when
you were the bridesmaid and then you're not, and then
what year?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Why couldn't you find a babysitter free? It's time for
a birthday bang out.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Birthday.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
We have actually just had one spot open up, so
we've got one spear line. If you're keen to know
the number one song the day you turned sixteen, you
need to call now fast on one hundred dollars at
him and we'll see if we can squeeze you in.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
But before that, we'll do some others.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Karina's gonna play Hi Karina the Karna Oi God.

Speaker 11 (48:01):
How are you good?

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
How is your weekend? You're a pretty good thing.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Oh good to hear. I like your vibe. Tell me, Karina,
what is your birthday all for?

Speaker 4 (48:10):
January nineteen sixty one.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
You're a capricorn, Karna. I could sense it. He was
sixteen though, in nineteen seventy seven. And here's your birthday
bangers right, Oh, get lug it suits you beautifully, a
true queen.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
What do you reckon, Karna?

Speaker 4 (48:34):
If that's the one?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
What a rubber? Okay? Wait there, I'm going to do
a birthday banger for Mave's mum. Hi, Maves, May, hang on,
let me get the lane right there? Are you there?

Speaker 9 (48:47):
May?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Yeah? Hello, Hi May? What's your mom's name? Surely sure, Lynn,
And tell us Mave what is her birthday?

Speaker 6 (48:57):
Vers in September nineteen.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
Seventy Okay, perfect, that means your mum was sixteen in
nineteen ninety four. And here's her birthday banker, May. Surely
you know that one from the Lion King. Yeah, that's

(49:21):
a great one from Elton John.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Do you reckon? Your mum would be happy with that?

Speaker 4 (49:28):
He's really happy?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, I bet you would be. How do you may
have can ten? Okay, good work. Wait there, We're going
to do one more birthday banger. The Damien Hi Damien,
Hi Damien. Hi you good mate. What'd you get up
to for your weekend?

Speaker 12 (49:46):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (49:46):
It's Saturday off today, So my weekend just started.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Oh, watch Big Monday Night, by the way, Mad Monday,
I said, Big Monday Night.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Yeah, okay, May Crazy Monday. I love it.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Hey, Damo, what is your day to birth mate?

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Nine two thousand? All right?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
That means you were sixteen and twenty seventeen and back
on your sixteenth This was at the top, man, I
feel just like a rock star June Posty before he
went country.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
What do you reckon? Damon? You w into it? What
a bob at a box? Post alone? Twenty one savage? Okay,
wait there, Ebba Elton John will post my alone. She's
quite the array, isn't she?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Yeah, the plethora.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
I'm going to vote for Ebba, aren't you? Yeah? Col
On line Case, I was going to vote Elton John.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Oh it is a Monday though, and dancing Queen does
make you want to get up?

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Okay, I'm going dancing Queen Abbat, I'm going Elton John.
I'm going out in events, Claudia, what is it going
to be?

Speaker 7 (51:04):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Because one of the members of the Ebber team got
married for the four time on the weekend, I have
to celebrate their third marriage.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
We're going dead Quinn.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
That means, Karina, you have taken out birthday banger. Congratulations.
I think that's a day mote.

Speaker 6 (51:27):
There.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
She is well done, Carina, right, thank you, Brian Clint.

Speaker 10 (51:32):
He's evera for birthday banger on zidim Brian Clint, Is it.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
In, Brian Clint? The winner of birthday Banger today is
Ebba for Karna. There was number one in nineteen seventy seven.
Oh yeah, baby. We've had a big run of birthday
bankers recently. We're played back to back Hooding and the
blow Fesh and now we've played ever.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
Birthday banger lately. Can I say has been giving? It's
been giving everything we want to need, giving no regrets,
no regrets, no regrets, no regrets unless the bosses are listening.
Then we're very sorry, and we'll promise to play some
top forty pop tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Maybe probably not, It depends what comes up on birthday bang.
Don't make promises. You can't make promises. You can't care.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
That's true, We don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
It's it's a beast that can't be tamed. Guys are
exciting times. I learned a new word over the weekend,
did you It's quite a big word too.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I want to see if any of you know what
the word is. To be honest, I don't. I think
this is actually good start. This is a good start.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Maybe I know what it means. Does anyone know what
the word no potterton means?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Can I get it in a sentence? Please?

Speaker 9 (53:08):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
I think you just said an anopototon.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Okay, So it's a language.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Like along the line you just said, maybe.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Saying is an anton.

Speaker 11 (53:26):
Greek?

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Is it a saying that as you can spell it forwards?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
And that's that's that's a great guess.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
No, I believe, And don't google it because I'm not
sure I.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Believe it's No. No, don't google it because it wrecked
the game.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I believe it is essentially, when there is a saying
that's so well known, when you say a part of it,
everyone just implies what the other half of it is.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
You don't need it because it's so well known. Life
is like a box of chocolates.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
A bird in the hand, Yes, but not my one now,
because I think that's a quote from a movie, right, Okay,
But I don't know anywhere.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
I put together.

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Put together a game of anna pototons, and I'm calling
this game and Potter do, and that works. I'm going
to give you Potter do. Okay, you know the answer?

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Ki comes question number one, and this one is four.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
La, because I'll give her the easy one. Get start.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
So this is an anopototon when I say, when in Rome?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
What is the end of that saying.

Speaker 7 (54:51):
When in Rome?

Speaker 3 (54:56):
This is the easy one?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
When in Rome? Fine an who wants to steal Clint?
Women in Rome do as the Romans.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Oh, Claudia do correct, I'm going to give it to him.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
That's right. Okay, that one went together?

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Quote that one went to Clint has three would say otherwise,
but okay.

Speaker 7 (55:16):
Do what anyone?

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Okay, I'm going to give Claudia the next one. It's
quite easy.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
If the shoe fits. Is there more to that one?
You got it fits, don't change it.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
I'm going to give Ella the opportunity. But then if
she can't do it, Clint, you can steal again.

Speaker 7 (55:36):
If the shoe fits, steal it.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
She's so close close, Clint. If the shoe fits were it,
that's correct? Got two from two? Okay, Clint, here comes yours?
I mean is not toms because people don't know the
other half of them. Well, this is the.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Yeah, next one, birds of a feather together together, birds
of a feather flock together.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
There's also another part, is there? Yeah, birds of a feather.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
I'll give you a point, but I'll give you three
points if you can get the last bit, birds.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Of a together, whatever the weather. I mean, it's a
great GISs.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
But the whole saying actually is birds of a feather
flock together until the cat comes. No really, yeah, wow,
No I'm not that's the full saying.

Speaker 7 (56:30):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
But over time we have shortened and shortened and shortened sayings. Yeah,
to just be birds of a feather and everyone knows
the other. Okay, next Ella, back to you, Jack of
all trades again. Thought it was just that Claudia, Jack
of all trades, master of none.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Nice cord, well done.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Okay, Okay, here comes Claudias. The early bird gets the worm.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Clint catches the worm. No, it gets the worm.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
But there's another part of that one as well, unless
the cat comes.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Until the cat comes.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse
gets the cheese.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
Oh yeah, that's the full saying, because that's like a remax. Okay, okay,
I've got three more Clint. It takes a village to
raise a child.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Nice, He's got it quite a common one. Well done, Ella,
I'm going to give her the easiest one.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Grape vines thinker like baby, she.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Gets one, okay, and everyone can play for this one.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Speak of the Devil.

Speaker 7 (57:43):
Something about he shall speak of the devil and he shall.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Appear nice guys, Well, team worm And that was the game.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
And no, Potto, do you know the answer?

Speaker 7 (57:54):
That's pretty good?

Speaker 9 (57:58):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
And they said all games and radio have already been
invented new ideas and radio. What do you call that? Then?
What do you call that? Yeah? Hello, Potto, do you
know the answer is what I call it? Clinton? We're
going to get a sponsor on that. Get fifty grand involved.
That's the new secret sound though. Yeah, Clint Free and

(58:21):
I have been doing the show for a long time now,
so we're on record as saying we are not naked people. Nah.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Didn't grow up in a naked family, either of us,
and we're.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Just not so our DNA. We don't sleep naked, nah,
we don't cook naked, We don't do the housework naked.
I reckon, I'm only naked for well.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
I shower for about five minutes yeah, have five minutes
show then to get dressed. I probably am naked for
only ten to fifteen minutes at the most.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
The most date, I like to make love with the
T shirt on. So these stories are weird to me.
There's a museum in the UK that has hosted I
can't get that image of my brain down fast afterwards.
You have to put your cold damn in winter white chili. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I agree. I was doing it. I was doing it

(59:12):
in a skivy for a while, but it was about
that's a bit fast, A bit fast, yeah, a bit restrictive.
There's a museum in the UK that has just hosted
the first ever naked night. What the hell is a
naked night? Dorset Museum hosted sixty naturists for an exclusive
after hours tour, which is what it sounds like, sixty

(59:33):
naked people enjoying the museum completely naked, which to me
sounds god awful. But I mean, whatever you're into again.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
It sounds like my worst nightmare. A museum and I
have to be naked.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
I'm not here exactly. There is an upside. Guests would
their ticket received a glass of wine I need six, yeah,
and a locker to put their clothes, and so they
didn't have to show up naked, but you know, they
would have shown up naked if they could. They would
have loved to hop in the Toyota Corolla and drive
down to the gallery Starkers. And if they got pulled

(01:00:07):
over by a police officer, say I'm going to excuse me, officer,
I'm actually going to a gallery event. And the officer's like, yeah,
but your your seat belt is running between your two
nude breasts. I can see you can see everything that
you're doing right now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
It brings a whole new meaning to do you have
a concealed weapon on you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Yeah, that beaded seat cover is getting more action than
it bargained for. I just don't know that everything needs
to be experienced naked. But then I'm not a naked person,
so how would I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
I just would love for a naked person to tell
us what the feeling is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
They get.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
It's obviously like a euphoric, like liberating, but I just
don't get that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
I just get terror. Every time you talk or you
hear naked people talk, they always tell you it's not
a sexual thing. Yeah, but even Claudia, our producer, when
we were talking about this before the show goes. There's
no way it's not sexual. Feel sexual to me, it
feels very sexual.

Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
There's something there that I don't need to know about.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
I just because this is the museum where it is.
It's a public space funded by ratepayers. Everybody can go there.
I just hope there was a rule for Naked Night
which was no sitting on anything, especially if it's a
standing only event, standing only event, And if they did,
I hope they put newspaper down or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
No, yeah, yes, producer.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I want to bring a different perspective here because I
think out of all of you, I'd be the most
open being naked.

Speaker 7 (01:01:40):
Right, And the older I get, the more it's freeing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
So my perspective is maybe not in public at an
art show, but walking around in my home naked fun totally.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Do you feel like to Papa should organize a night
where you can go and look at the dinosaurs completely naked.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
I think it would be awesome experience as long as
a heat pumps on.

Speaker 7 (01:02:02):
You're good, guys, freeing put me on a naked bee.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Well they did say free the nip, didn't They exactly free?

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
And like I said, not Keen, but you never know
who is. So that's on the way free in Clint Show.
You guys have been telling me about how salty the
Sabrina Carpenter songs are recently. They're all about all about
other people, and you know all the subtle messages that
are inside them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
I wouldn't say she's salty. I reckon, she's sassy and
she'll call people out for their bs.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
You guys told me that Taste was about Sean Mendis
and Camilla Cabeo. Yeah, so she dated.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
So obviously, Camilla Cabeo and Sean Mendez dated for ages
and then they broke up, and then Sabrina Carpenter dated
him in between in between and then remember it was
like this huge thing our Sean and Camilla got back together.
They were photographed at Coach Anyway, that's what the song tastes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:02):
About, and the line that says, I heard you back
together and if that's true, you'll just have to taste
me when he's kissing you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah, so I think she's obviously alluding to the fact
that it was days between kissing her and then getting
back with Camilla.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
My mother would refer to a person like that as
a shitstirer. Ooo, who Carber? Or she's a truth teller?
Oh is it a secret relationship? No, I don't think so,
like him and hers. So what's the truth. Oh that
she's just calling him out. Oh she's calling him out. Yeah,

(01:03:40):
she's calling him out. Oh right, yeah, being like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Yeah, like I know, I know that you're kissing me
and then you were back with her.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
I don't know. See, that's it. That's us. Have a
great name, everybody. Celebrity Treasure Island is back to night
at seven thirty on TV and Z two. You can
catch up on demand, and you can catch us on
demand on our podcast That's up very shortly. Have a
great night and we'll see you tomorrow. Bye bye.

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