ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th November 2024

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• Bree went to Christina Aguilera alone. 
• Abbreviations IRL. 
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M Podcast Network, zim's Brian Clint New Deals
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
And now coming to ULI from the studio, New Zealand's three.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Got Everybody, Bri and Clint. Guys, I've got bad news.
I've fallen into a trap that time of year at
a multi level marketing scheme.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Mate again, let me tell you about this amazing thing
that I learned.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
No, I've fallen into the gym trap. It's that time
which one last time? What do you mean I've only
ever been to one?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
You can't go back there after you emailed them last
month to quit?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
No, well, I emailed them just saying I'm so time
poor and it didn't work in with my schedule. But
I have had to join a gym that's literally down
the road for me, where I can go anytime.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Forty five again, No, so it's not if forty five now, No, okay,
because it just is. I was going to say, if
the forty five company are listening, it's unfair to keep
taking Breeze money. She's not going to come, okay, And
if she does come, she'll come for three weeks and
then she won't coming in And you know that you
know that it's like an abusive relationship where you still
take them back even though you know they're not going

(01:27):
to come to take their money, but you know she's
not going to come.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
I went for at least nine months and they were lovely,
had a great relationship, and to be honest, I already
miss it, do you.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, new gym sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
It just I feel like a normal gym, which because
I mean if forty.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Five joined one of those twenty four hour gyms.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Well it is a twenty four hour gym.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
But as soon as I walked in, I just felt
this wave of like high school awkwardness come over me again,
where I just feel super awkward. In those situations where
it's just a free for all, i'd be.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
You know, no one's looking at you though.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Way we talked about this recently where everybody has like
Jim anxiety, but literally everybody feels the same and nobody
is looking at you.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
No, I know that, but then I'm just I just
I just feel so awkward where I'm like, oh, what
if I'm using this machine wrong?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
And then someone makes fun of.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Me when you come around and use that home gym
that I set up last year. No one else is
using it.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, but then you would make fun of me. No,
I'm not down there. I'm not using it either.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
How many times did you use it?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Same as you were there?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Forty five came in hot a couple of times a week,
dropped down to once a week.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Putting me into the same category as you. I went
more than you, and I'd still.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Be going if it wasn't for the class times.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Yah.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, I was neither six in the morning or in
the afternoon when we're doing the show. And as much
as people like to speculate, we are live.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Heah, we are here.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
We are live right now. It is three five in
the afternoon and we all live.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
On z M.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Let's get into a live round of trading verse lady,
if you keen to play with us, ohite hundred dollars
at in. We need a lady and a trade free
oh hundred dollars in. We need one trading it's trady
versus leading.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
The trade's picked up a good win yesterday, bringing them
to ninety two for the year. The lady's still out
in front on ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Who's going to crack the hundi first? It's a great question,
great question. Our lady is calling from the Garden City
and christ she's thirty two and she sleeps with her
eyes half open.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Welcome to the show, Shama, Hi, Shama.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Hey, when did someone first tell you that you sleep
with your eyes half open?

Speaker 8 (03:45):
It's my parent.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, my brother does that. My brother does that.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (03:52):
Yeah, and I also talk in my.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Sleep with your eyes half open. Yes, So just imagine
not sleeping next to you if that is so scary.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Also odds on Charma, you're the only sober person left.
And Christos today on cup day, you know, yeah, how
can you.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Go out at the races?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Because she's hairplaane Trady verse lady just dedicated to the cause. Okay, Sharma,
you're taking on our trading today. They're call him from
Lakland to the thirty seven and there last minute ringing.
Welcome to the show. It's Jordan get A. Jordan, very well,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Jordan ever played Trady versus Lady on the air with.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Us before, not officially just in the car against nice.
How do you normally go?

Speaker 9 (04:43):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
All right?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
All right, yeah, good, all right, Well, welcome to the
big time.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Time to put your money where your mouth is your
brother is Trady Sharma your lady. The first of three
correct dancers wins the game. Good luck, guys, here we go.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Question number one, name the computer company founded by Steve Jobs?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yes, Jordan, Oh no, correct Sharma Sharma Apple. I feel
like the pressure got to you on that one.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Jordan, you of course knew it was Apple. Well done, Sharma.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
With the steel It was so obvious that your brain.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Just went.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, okay, one point to the ladies.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Question number two, which sports footwear brand has a large
n emblem on the side of their shoes?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yes, Charma, New Balance Nights. Well done, two to the ladies.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
And you need this one, Jordan to stay in at
question number three, name this one hit wonder.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
For you to come. I'll give you some options. Karen
Carmen or Kevin.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yes, Jordan Carmen is correct. Well, don't you stay in?
The fight was.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
To the ladies one of the trades. Question number four,
which of these animals? Who is cube shaped? Is it Kangaroo,
Wombat or Koala?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Lady Sharma for the win Koala? Yes, Jordan is correct.
Who is cube shaped? Apparently? All right? This is the tie.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Break question for the win, which celebrity cook became famous
under the moniker the Naked Chef Brady.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yes, Jordan, Jamie, that is a drastic come from behind
victory for the trade's shaker turned into points. Well done, Jordan,
you get fifty dollars cash and a trading victory. Thank you, Sweete.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Tight game. I'm for Shama. She played well. I saw
on the Kelly Clarkson Show. That's where I get all
my news. You watch the Kelly Clarkson Show.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
I'm not at home at the time that it's on,
but I feel like I would watch it.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, but I feel like it. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
I think it's on in the afternoons. Wait, hold on,
Kelly Clarkson, surely you want.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
It on at lunchtime and the Ellen de Genero slot,
don't you so that people who are at home with
kids or kids who are home from school can watch it.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
I feel like the Ellen DeGeneres Show used to be
on from like ten to eleven.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yeah, like that was yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Kelly Clarkson Show New Zealand TV.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Because when's the Drew Barrymore Show on?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
It's another great question. I think it's on in the afternoons. Oh,
here we go and when's Ricky Lake on? I don't
think Ricky lakes when's Rachel ray On?

Speaker 10 (07:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Rachel ray I missed that show? Yeah? When's the view on?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
It says the Kelly Clarkson Show is available to watch
in Australia.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
That's not what I want to know.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
No, can we get can we get a representative from
TV and Z on the phone please? Yes, we're looking
for information about screen times for the Kelly Clarkson Show
New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Maybe it's not it here. Oh, missed opportunity. I feel
like miss Opportunity slotted it right back into the island.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
That's how they turned terrestrial TV around.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Yeah, anyway, Kelly Clarkson On. Anyway, we will find out
the info. Maybe someone on the text machiners. Can you
text us on nine six nine six if you know
when the Kelly Clarkson Show is on? Can you do
our job for us and the Drew Barrymore Show. Yeah, yeah,
that'd be good. Okay, we'll come back to that anyway.
On the Kelly Clarkson Show, she has been chatting with someone.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
Her name is Robin Wright.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
I'm not too sure exactly who she is, but they
started to you joking, who's Robin right?

Speaker 1 (08:48):
We talked about her literally yesterday, did we. Yeah, she
was in Forrest Gump. She's in the new Tom Hanks
movie that we talked about. Oh my god, and you
said in the Break, you see it in the Break.
She hasn't done much since Forrest Gump. She was literally
the lead character in House of Cards. When they killed
off Kevin Spacey, she became president. Oh my god, why

(09:12):
are you trying to cancel Robin right.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Right from? I love her. I don't know what's wrong
with me.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I think I've lost all my brain cells two days
in a round, Yes, of course, Robert right. Anyway, they
start talking about how much they are obsessed with Christmas,
and I feel like it's that time of year, especially
when Christmas crazed people start putting all their decorations up,
like November one is.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
The day the day after Halloween. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah, they click over, Yeah, they change over.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Bob Whibbs come down, and Tinsel goes up.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Absolutely, and Kelly Clarkson says to Robin Wright, who I
absolutely know who that is? Love her, said that she
has a room in her house that is just dedicated
to Christmas. It's Christmas themed, decorated, and the decorations don't
come down.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
They'd how you know you're rich when you've got a
room and you can dedicate you.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Can dedicate a whole room to Christmas. Do you go
in it year round?

Speaker 4 (10:11):
She says that her and the kids go in there
often play Christmas music and dance around like it's Christmas.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
I feel like that's too much of a good thing,
Like the impact of Christmas would wear off because you
can have Christmas all the time, you know, I wouldn't mind.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
It's like Christmas food all the time.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's like on McAuley Culkin's Richie Rich Do you remember
that movie. Yeah, any Adam McDonald's in his house, you've.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Got your own McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
I was like when I was a kid, I was like,
that'd be great. The novelty wear off, Yeah, the novel
would wear off.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
It's because it's special, exactly right.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
And I feel the same about Christmas. Do I believe
that it should be confined only to December? No, I'm
fine with a mid to late November Christmas tree crazy Yeah, no,
rich me go. But I couldn't do it year round?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Well, I mean you could if you Kelly Clarks because
you that rich.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
And it's in its own room. You can just shut
the door.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
It's not going to impact the rest of the house
because the house to be enormous. Have you been watching
any of the W League. You're a big soccer guy,
aren't you.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
What's W League? The Women's W League? Is it that
women's a league? It's the W League?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
No?

Speaker 11 (11:24):
There?

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Well, yeah, but they're about to We're about to get
all kinds of teams here too, are we.

Speaker 12 (11:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Why do they call it the W League but they
don't call the men's won the M League. I don't know.
It's a good question, Thank you there. I was being facetious. Anyway.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
There was this funny clip that came from last weekend
one of the games where one of a dog got
onto the field and it wasn't just any dog, it
was one of the player's dogs. And for like three minutes,
this dog just ran havoc on the field because it
is looking for its owner. And the commentating was so good.

(12:05):
If you missed it, this is what it sounded like.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Well, while we're.

Speaker 13 (12:07):
Watching that, there's a dog on the pitch. You don't
often see that, or certainly not this level.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
I think Longo. I think that might be Nily Longo's
own dog. Maybe he needs to go gid her or
for him.

Speaker 13 (12:25):
Yellow Fever in a rendition of Who Let the Dogs Out?
And now there are all sorts of players trying to
tint the cane.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Ie, I'm in the sleep longer reunited.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Her poach.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Sounds like a lot of fun, sounds like it might
have been the most exciting part of the game.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
She plays for the Wellington Phoenix. Yeah, they're talking about
yellow Fever. That's the women's Phoenix.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, the Phoenix. And then we're about to get an
Auckland women's team as well.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Are we getting an AFC women's I'm pretty sure hell
yeah yeah, which would be also.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
As evil Phoenix players. The men's team did. Yeah, how
how bloody good? Finally they caught it.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
It's a great there's great footage of a cat getting
onto the field in a British Premier League.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Game, the black one. It's very hard to catch. You
think it's hard to catch a dog.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Impossible to catch a cat, It's impossible to catch a cat.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
You can't just carry on with the game. Didn't that?
Didn't that cat win m VP of that game? Yea, yeah,
I got the golden boot. No one could touch it. Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Got the palm de or that cat. Anyway, good anyway,
good ratings boost. You know, if your competition's not doing well,
let some animals loose on the field.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
I mean, it keeps it interesting, keeps it very interesting.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
And then the tab could offer odds on the type
of animal that's going to be Let loose.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Let them, let some swooping magpies in there.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Go full gladiator. Let some lions loose. I don't know,
we'd pick up some cheap lions in New Zealand the zoo,
you reckon. They'd be getting rid of some lines. No,
they get them back what they did.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
Okay, yeah, they would definitely when they can.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Lion on loan.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
Yeah, oh, that's a great business.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Model, lying on loan, lying online, kid's birthday parties, women's
w league matches, and Hippo for higher, hippo for higher.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, get a giraffe.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Rent a rhinoceros. These are all great ideas.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
If someone takes these ideas we've had, we will come
for you.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Ship me a she horse, ship me a sheep, ship
of sheep, ship of sheep, all right, We've got work
to do, We've got website domains to secure.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Can you get in touch with Shark Tank? Please bring England.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
This is the story about a man in the USA
who has taken his former fiance to court to get
the engagement ring back.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Love and one. Okay, Bruce Johnson, Bruce john Yeah, that's
his real name.

Speaker 9 (15:05):
Sounds like a name for a alias. Sounds like a
you know what, no dot worry, No, what do you
point out, Bruce Johnson?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Why are you pointing at your Excuse meuse me, excuse me?
It was for you only.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
He bought Caroline Setino a one hundred and seventeen thousand
dollars diamond engagement ring from Tiffany and Co.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
That seems very excessive.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yes, I agree, like one hundred and seventh technique seventeen.
It's like he's compensating for a small Bruce Johnson. Anyway,
he did, she said, yes, they got engaged. There are
no details as to why they didn't get married, but
what we do know is that Bruce broke up with Caroline.
He proposed to her with one hundred and seventeen thousand

(15:54):
dollars ring, and then he also broke up with her,
but we don't know why.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
It's hard to weigh in on this if we don't
know the reasons why it is.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
In Massachusetts, where this happened, there's a law that says
someone can retrieve the engagement ring that they gave their
partner only if they weren't at.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Fault for the breakup. That makes sense. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
The judge has said that it's very hard to work
out who is at fault in a relationship.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
It's too complex unless someone cheats.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeah, unless someone but then, but then then you could
argue it's not very complex. But what if the other
person cheated and they haven't been caught, or what's the
reason that the person cheated where they're being neglected emotionally.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
It doesn't matter. If there's a reason, take it.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Listen to you. I can make a good lawyer. I
thought I would be a lawyer. There's no reason anyway.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
The judge has said that it's too hard to work
out who's at fault and she just has to give
the ring back, so she does. The judge also said
that engagement rings are quote gifts inherently conditioned on a
subsequent marriage, meaning you get the ring as part of
the marriage and if there's no marriage, you don't get

(17:08):
to keep the ring.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
They got married, what happens then she doesn't have to
give it back?

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
I would argue that that is you go through with
the marriage, well according to this judge to the judge, yeah,
then she wouldn't have to give it back.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Would you agree? If you got married you get to
keep it, right?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I mean what happens after that and still your marriage,
isn't it?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
I think depends on it's there's so many different factors
that come into this.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, if you and your partner got engaged, say you
proposed to your partner and then for whatever reason it
broke down.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
What was the reason though? That matters? Does it like
it's one? Yeah? Absolutely? I think you guys fall out
of love. Do you want the ring back? No? Because
it's not mine. They cheat on you. Do you want
the ring back? Yes? What are you going to do
with it? Probably? Sell it? Oh yeah, true? Head up,
Cashi's maybe you head out the.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Casino, you know, like if we just fall out of
love or you know, there's other different ways where I'd
be like, no, that's not my ring. I bought that
for you, so I don't want the ring back. But
if you've cheated on me, okay, then I want the
ring back. You proposed to them, they say yes.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Between the proposal and the wedding, they get really into
CrossFit and they change as a person.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
All they talk about is CrossFit.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
They go paleo, their friend group changes to just be
CrossFit people.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
They're constantly doing twelve week challenges.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
So you decide that you don't want to marry that person,
do you get the ring back?

Speaker 5 (18:37):
That's so specific? I know, did this happen to you?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
No?

Speaker 4 (18:40):
No, no, it sounds like it happened to you. Did
you Were you engaged before your now wife and then
you asked for the ring back?

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Didn't you?

Speaker 1 (18:48):
We want to know one hundred dials it in. Were
you engaged and that didn't go through but you got
to keep the ring?

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Or did they ask for the ring back? What did
they ask for the ring back? Awkward? The marriage?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
That's the question. The marriage never went ahead? What happened
to the ring? What happened to it?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Here is it?

Speaker 7 (19:07):
Now?

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Where did the ring end up?

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Eight hundred days at M where you can text to
nine six ninety six. You can remain anonymously, remain anonymous
on this. If you want it's completely fish, you need to. Yeah,
if you want to, but I.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Mean, if you want to be honest. Yeah, and that's
great too.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
We're asking the wedding didn't go ahead, but what happened
to the ring, the engagement ring? Did you keep it?
Did you give it back? Did they demand it back?
Did they make you keep it? Did they take you
to court? Did you sell it and split the cash?
I don't know what was the outcome? So many texts
coming in on this, so many different experiences. Someone said,
what happens if the engagement ring happens to be a

(19:46):
family heirloom passed down through the family.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Niggli not always goes back to it, it goes back.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, if it's if he's given it to you from
his side of the family and the family heirloom, you're
going to join the family.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
You just give it back. When you give it back,
because it's not just his, you know, it's it's grandma's imagine,
or if it was the great grandma's Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they'll be they'll be really twisting the knife to keep
that one.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
That'd be pretty rough if you didn't.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh sorry, they just followed up, they said, but he
cheated on you with your boss.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Okay, maybe take the diamond out of it and give
the rest back. It's such a good follow up. Six
Anonymous is here high? Anonymous High? Anonymous, So the wedding
never went a hit? What happened to the engagement ring?

Speaker 7 (20:31):
I kept the engagement ring and I got it resized
and used it as a pretty dress ring.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Interesting, So what happened that the engagement broke up in
the first place?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Anonymous?

Speaker 7 (20:44):
Seven years was that relationship and it was seven years
of life that Yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Deserve that ring. So what do you say to this text? Anonymous?

Speaker 1 (20:52):
You're still wearing it, but other people have texted and
said when things fall through, the ring is cursed, you
need to let it go.

Speaker 7 (21:01):
Well, I suppose everyone's got their different opinions.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
But we changed the ring though. True.

Speaker 7 (21:06):
Yeah, like I've resized and moved forward past the experience.
It's not the ring fault, not.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
The ring's fault. It wasn't the ring that cheated yourself.
A new ring with new memories. Did you think about that?

Speaker 7 (21:19):
No, because I liked the ring, I like the designer,
like the diamond, and with the years that I dedicated
to that fair enough, It all came back to it
was keeping.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Isn't it a good reminder as well?

Speaker 7 (21:32):
Actually I've never to make those same mistakes.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, totally, I see him.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
You can put that ring on your metal finger and
then you can say I've still got the ring and
you show it.

Speaker 7 (21:41):
You'll get more than a ring.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
On you anonymous.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Someone texts her and they said, dirty scum bag cheated
on me. Then they had the audacity to slither around
to my house a couple of weeks later and asked
for the ring back, as he was still.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Paying it off. I said no.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
He got angry and threatened to stop payments and send
the repossessors to my place. I slammed the door in
his face and never heard from him again.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Slither is such a good descriptive word in that situation.
Slithered around like a slippery snake.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
This person wants to be anonymous as well, Cura anonymous.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Hi, you got the engagement ring? The wedding never win ahead?
What happened to the ring?

Speaker 14 (22:22):
I'm trying to sell it?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Okay, So what was the deal? Like, how did it
all come about? So he cheated?

Speaker 14 (22:31):
Yeah he cheated? Yeah, so paid for the ring out
of joint savings that I was the only one contributing
money into Wait a.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Second, Wait a second. So he decided he wants to
get engaged with you, but he's going to use your
money to buy the ring out of the joint savings
account that you're the only one that contributes. Yeah yeah,
wild cheating, cheating, world cheating, world cheating.

Speaker 14 (22:56):
Literally proposed during the affair.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
It's a job, it's a joint account, so you can
see the statements. How much did he spend on the ring?
Anonymous K And how much do you want for it?

Speaker 7 (23:09):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (23:09):
I'd love my money bag, but I don't think i'll
get it.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Anonymous. You're allowed at least one if bomb on the radio, Okay, Anonymous,
no more though, No, you're all good.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
God, you really may have been with the worst bloke
in New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
Literally the smallest man who ever lived. I think that's
what my friends before.

Speaker 15 (23:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you're better off if anyone, If
anyone's looking to buy a cursed I mean a second
hand engagement ring, get in touch.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
We'll we'll pass you on to Anonymous. We've got their details.
I can't believe you, bloody paid for the ring, and
then he didn't ask for a bag, did he?

Speaker 16 (23:53):
No?

Speaker 14 (23:53):
He didn't, goodness?

Speaker 3 (23:55):
He would you take three grand?

Speaker 10 (23:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (23:58):
Absolutely?

Speaker 14 (23:59):
Take for a grand?

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Did you take two grand? Oh?

Speaker 16 (24:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (24:02):
Go on.

Speaker 11 (24:03):
I just want the money through.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Enough serves four.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
And we will get you four k. Anonymous, if anyone
gets in touch with us.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Take the take the two grand out of his half
that you paid for. Yeah, far out.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Thanks Anonymous, bless you. I got engaged, found out he
was cheating as well, tried to give the ring back
and he wouldn't take it. So I hocked that thing
and got six grand for it.

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Best feeling ever, that's awesome?

Speaker 3 (24:33):
How good is that six k?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
My two year old daughter flushed the engagement and wedding
ring down the toilet. We got insurance for it, and
less than a year later we separated. I am so
glad that I hadn't decided on the replacement engagement, the
replacement ring set.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
That's what happened to Ossie cricket captain Michael Clark and
Lara Bengal and.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Lara Bingle, and she flushed. I think the ring was
like a million dollar ring or something.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
It was in one hundreds of thousand. It was super
expensive and she flushed down the toilet. He was on
tour in New Zealand at the time. Would you put
it back on your finger? Poo we ring?

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Well, she didn't want it, so was an accident. As
an accident, if I dropped my ring and the toilet
and it got poo on it, would I put it
back on?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
I don't wear it anyway, so that's even more reason
to not wear it.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
I'll be putting it back on, yeah, stick just for
a bit of fun. I'd be like, oh, come and
have a look at this ring. It's got a distinct
diamond smell.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Sniff it. It's got a brown sapphi.

Speaker 16 (25:42):
Jus in the toilet.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Let's get classical.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
It's us as in Brie and I working together for
a change to take down producer.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Ella our common in a number one nemesis Ella.

Speaker 10 (26:05):
Hi, I'm wearing earrings for the first time in forever.

Speaker 12 (26:09):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Relevant information, thank you very much.

Speaker 12 (26:13):
My gosh, you talk about useless stuff all the time.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Don't even I'll pay that the nice one Coaudia. What's
the deal mate? Pretty simple? Really, do not cross the lines.
Just so if it was.

Speaker 10 (26:32):
I have more must sleep. I'm just gonna cut your
guys off. We need to be friends after this.

Speaker 12 (26:37):
So this game is, let's get classical.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
I don't need more friends.

Speaker 10 (26:44):
Fair called pop songs turned classical and we're guessing what
they are. Okay, let's just jump straight out straight Oa,
Ella Ella, Pony Pink Pony Club, Chapel, Ryan, how.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
We're going to give that?

Speaker 12 (27:00):
Of course.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
You're lucky because I'll ride up your date on that one.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
It's funny because I'm not familiar with pony pink Pony Club.

Speaker 12 (27:10):
No, it's a.

Speaker 10 (27:11):
Pony comma pink pony club.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Should we let her have it?

Speaker 10 (27:16):
People go to Chapel'll just call it pony Yeah, take
the high road, mate, take the high road one for Ella.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
We are Michelle Obama, she is Trump. Okay, okay, this
is so rude.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Let's go again. Let's go again. Okay, here we go. Yes,
that is Sabrina Carpenter. Please please, please, please please please?

(27:55):
What the type?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Break?

Speaker 10 (28:00):
Okay, composure everyone, I need you all to be focused
and can't absolutely getting this in.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 10 (28:08):
Good luck?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Clint Billie Eilish, bad guy?

Speaker 10 (28:15):
Yeah, pretty imprisoned.

Speaker 16 (28:20):
Done.

Speaker 10 (28:21):
That was.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
One of the best I've seen from you, one of
the best. I felt good too, Queen.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Here just the instrumental What how much you got that Offah?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Sure, I can hear it now, I can hear it now.
It's about pattern recognition.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
And obviously Claudia has chosen a Grammys theme, so I
knew it would be Billy Eilish.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
She's gone for the Big Three.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
She went Chapel, then she went Sabrina, so I knew
Billy Eilish was coming next. All I had to do
was figure out which Billy Eilish it was going to
be in my head.

Speaker 12 (28:54):
And great job everyone, you got one inch.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Hooray.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Somebody who text and Brion Clint to win, which has
very few people, to be honest, it's mostly text for Ella.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
They'll be receiving fifty ks chicken dollars.

Speaker 10 (29:08):
Now turn my mic off because you don't like listening
to anyone else.

Speaker 12 (29:14):
She's talking too much.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Brian Clint, We're gonna a little family meeting and move
back next on Zaida.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
The Brian Clint Show is a safe space. We don't
bully on this show.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
We build people up in saying that our producer Claudia
is going to a musical by herself tonight, you're saying
that with a positive, Oh, yeah, with.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
A positive it's empowering.

Speaker 12 (29:35):
She's doing that or by herself.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Our producer Claudia tonight is going to a three hour
musical rendition of Lord of the Rings by herself.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Is it because you couldn't find anyone else to go
with you?

Speaker 12 (29:48):
Partly?

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Be honest?

Speaker 12 (29:49):
Yeah, maybe if I asked. I've asked a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
And for some reason, which is quite the contrast, because
I know you're very excited about this.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, I was.

Speaker 12 (30:00):
I'm excited.

Speaker 10 (30:00):
As soon as they announced this, I was like, well,
obviously I'm going to that.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
Good on you? Can I say it's very brave I
want to say to you, and this is genuine, like genuinely.
Good on you for still going even though you couldn't
find anyone else. Thank you like that? Great? Yeah, takes courage.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Good on you for persisting even though it's weird. No,
I'm joking. Are you nervous about going to a because
I've been to a movie by myself?

Speaker 3 (30:27):
I feel like it's different for some reason.

Speaker 12 (30:28):
I've been to a concert by myself. I've been to
a few.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Actually, Yeah, I've been to a concert by myself. Have you? Yeah?
What concert was it?

Speaker 10 (30:35):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:35):
I don't mand me tell the story. It's really sad.
Oh when I.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
It can't be sadder than my solo movie story.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Oh no, I think it's sadder.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Okay, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
When I was it was either eighteen or nineteen, so
fresh out of high school, Christina Aguilera decided that she well,
she was touring and when she did the strip to
her too young and my parents wouldn't get me a ticket.
So when she came back for the Back to Basics tour,
I was so deeply obsessed that I had a group

(31:08):
of good friends going to the concert, and one of
them said, we're going to get the best tickets we
can at the front.

Speaker 12 (31:14):
We're going to get the.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Best tickets we can. And at the last minute I
decided that I would pull out of buying tickets with
those friends because I wanted the best best tickets of
the VIPs.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
No, there wasn't any VIP, but I thought if I
bought a singular ticket sitting on my own, that I
would get closer, Right, I'd get closer anyway, I bought
the ticket and get to the concert. Guess who and
I had great seats. I reckon, I was about seven

(31:48):
rows you had great seat. I had great seat, and
I was about seven rows back. Guess who was three
rows in front of me? My entire group of friends.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
No, like, you know, I'm on a sweat. And they
turn around, Oh, never looked like such a weirdo. They
go free, where are you sitting chancers? I'm just sitting
hen And they're like, who are you here with?

Speaker 4 (32:23):
To look at this woman who was in her sixties
were obviously with her daughter, And I was like, oh,
I'm with this.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I didn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
That's way sad, way sad than Claudia going to the
Lord of the Rings musical by herself.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Oh, I was young. I've never ever lived that down either.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Every time I see those those friends of mine, they're
I was like, what's the time you decided not to
come to Christina conson with us and go by yourself?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
The weird a bit about Claudia going to this Lord
of the Rings musical by herself tonight, as she actually
has two tickets, she has two sets.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
So she will be there in the theater.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
I had no choice.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
She'll be there with an empty seat beside her, so
people will know that you had two.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Tickets and you got stood up with and I feel
like it matters.

Speaker 10 (33:13):
I might be on the end of the row as
well based on the numbers, so I don't know if
I sit next to a stranger.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Brie spread out. People now listening.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
If you're keen to go to the Lord of the Rings,
produce a Claudia.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Do we need to find a sam Wise to your Froto?

Speaker 10 (33:35):
No, I want to find a Mary to my pippin cute?

Speaker 3 (33:39):
What shall we find a Souramond to your Gandolf? Should
we find I've got one? Should we find a Harry
to your rong?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
My golum ring to your golumgel to your column?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Shall we find Orlando to your Katie Perry?

Speaker 7 (33:59):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Should we find anyone? Just anyone to go with? Sure,
it's going to be a fantastic show. And then we
know one to distract me and you'll have zero regrets
and you'll love every second. Two glasses of wineys. Someone
text through and they said, I'll sit with Claudia eyes.

(34:22):
That's sweet. Claudia should really stop texting the text of
this afternoon.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
We're asking a question that we've never asked before. Did
someone think you'd passed away but you actually hadn't.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Ordered someone that was in your life?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Did you think they were dead but they were, but
they weren't, And when you found out made up, seems
like they came back from the dead. I wasn't sure
we were going to get anything. The opposite is true.
We have got the craziest stories coming in, So.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Many stories coming through on this. Someone said, I bumped
into someone I went to primary school with and they
were very surprised to see me be because apparently I
had been dead for a few years. Turns out many
people thought the same thing. So we all got together
to celebrate me being alive.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
A reverse funeral. How good?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Someone said, I always thought Michael Jackson was dead, and
then I found out that it actually died, And I
was like, wait, what.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
What, what, what's happening?

Speaker 7 (35:19):
What? Huh?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Anna's here? Hi Anna? Hi Anna?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Was it you that people thought had died? Anna? It
was how.

Speaker 16 (35:32):
Person was the same name as me, fell and passed
away in America on a climbing trip. My mom builded
multiple calls that checking that I was a okay.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Here in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
She got calls here in New Zealand because someone with
your name in America died.

Speaker 16 (35:49):
H The person here was from New Zealand with the
exact same name.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Oh a, Kei, we died in America that had your name.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
No wonder your mom was getting so many calls. God,
that's horrible for your mum.

Speaker 16 (36:02):
For context, we do. We are both in the climbing community,
so you're a climb as well.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Oh my god, that's so horrible.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
How long did that go on for where people thought
that you were actually dead?

Speaker 16 (36:13):
About like most people knew, I wasn't on a lovely American.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
There will still be people who think you did now
the article, but I thought about her. An agent devastated, Well,
glad you're alive, Anna, We're glad that you're still hear someone.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
Said slightly different vibe.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
But a friend of mine was mistakenly marked as deceased
by the I r D. And a letter was said
to his family, who hadn't heard from him in a while,
that he had an outstanding of states to allocate. That's
such a that's such a booboo from them.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
That's the that's the imagine the parents getting this. They
haven't heard from their son and do you want to stuff?
And then you start divving it up and then he
comes back and SKay.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
I think what's only fair is that the I d
wave all further taxt papers.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
You are text free for the rest of your life, Jamie.
Se Hi, Jamie Hi, Jamie, I.

Speaker 11 (37:09):
Die there, you are here, I am we have you
call in.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
So probably till now.

Speaker 14 (37:25):
I had a phone call from my mom in London
telling me that my dad had had a heart attack,
and I thought that meant my dad had dropped dead
and was dead, and so I collapsed on the floor
and was in an absolute state, only to kind of
listen back on the phone call that he had had
a heart attack, but he was in fact being treated
in hospital.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Oh my god, Oh you just jumped to the worst
case scenario.

Speaker 16 (37:49):
Yeah, I thought he was Oh my god, Oh.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
And now you know what that feels like, Jamie. That's awful.

Speaker 10 (37:56):
It's terrible.

Speaker 14 (37:57):
Was terrible because obviously, for that moment, I truly believe
I lost my dad.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah, yeah, are you poor thing?

Speaker 16 (38:03):
You could?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Yeah, you got to come in with You've got to
come in with. Everything's fine.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
But yeah, had an accident, Dad's had Everything's fine.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
But dad has had a heart attack. He's been treated to.

Speaker 5 (38:14):
The hospital, in hospital alive.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
I just wanted to call it. You know, Dad's had
a heart attack. Then that's the only visit.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Uh, Let's go to Sarah, because Sarah's story is a
good one. Hi, Sarah, Hi, Sarah, Hi? Who tell us
who apparently died?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Sarah?

Speaker 11 (38:34):
I died?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Apparently you died? Who thought that you had died?

Speaker 8 (38:39):
So my daughter, when she was about fifteen, particularly hated
maths who were subjects, and so she told her maths
teacher that I have died so she didn't have to
do any work called the mesa test?

Speaker 7 (38:52):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (38:54):
She said, she was grieving and wouldn't be able to
do any math.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
How old was your daughter at the time?

Speaker 8 (38:59):
She was about fifteen.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
She faked her own mother's death so she didn't have
to do her map.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Have you not taught your daughter anything? You never say
it's your mum or your dad.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
You use a grand grandparents, You pick off grandparents them
through them.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
First I arrived.

Speaker 8 (39:18):
At the parent teacher into view and the teacher said, oh,
so how are you her mother? And she's oh, she told.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Her mother's did do you mean foster? You mean foster mother. No, No,
Oh my god, Well that'll teach you.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
That'll teach you, Sarah for saying over my dead body,
that would have.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Been what do you doing in that situation? Sarah?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Do you punish your daughter for that? Or do you
just sort of go our hats off?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Girl?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Because I imagine she got away with it for a while.

Speaker 8 (39:53):
She did, and I just thought it was the funniest
thing you ever told the story of a son. So she
didn't get.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Nah, you can't, that's so funny. What are you gonna
punish her for coming up with a good backstory? Very good?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
So many people texting and saying they thought Steve from
Blues Clothes was dead.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Remember that rumor we all thought Steve from Blues Clothes.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Yeah, but he's been doing the rounds on social media lately.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
He's still kicking around.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Someone else said a workmate saw a death notice in
the newspaper for an old friend and there was funeral
details of just a wake at the family home. So
he turned up to the friend's house for the wake
and they were just standing in the garage, like, what
are you doing here?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Turns out it was the same name, different person.

Speaker 4 (40:40):
Oh no, imagine and then by the time you figure
it out, you're like, I'm already here. Yeah, I guess
you take some asparagus roles in you.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
You just have a good time. Just get passed anyway,
like a like a regular wake. Do you want to
feel good? One to finish on?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (40:54):
Go on?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
A friend was We asked the question, who did you
think was dead? And they weren't? Someone said a friend
was diagnosed with cancer at the age of nine years
of chemo and treatments. After one of the surgeries for
bone marrow donation, the doctors came out to the waiting
room to inform the mother that they had passed on
the operating table. Twenty years later, they are actually still

(41:19):
alive and well they even just had successful IVF to
have a baby.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Is that the person texting? No, it's their friend, their friends.
Oh that's awesome, I mean horrible for the mum who
was told their child had died. Why would they come
out and make sure make sure? For how does it go?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
I'm so sorry to say this, but your child has died.
Your child has died, and.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Then what five minutes later, so we made a mistake,
Like how what.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
The doctor just does that thing on Facebook Messenger where
they unseend the message.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
So remember what I said before, Let's back trashpec.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
I've got good news and bad news. Like we're joking
because it's like, if you know.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
Bad news, as I told them, worst thing anybody could
ever hear it.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Like, it doesn't get much worse than that. And the
good news is I was wrong, Hey, I'd be. I'd
be Fuminglin Timber for a birthday, banger.

Speaker 10 (42:14):
Birthday.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
Just before we were talking about people who thought you
were dead, you were dead or you thought someone else
was dead. Turns out they weren't. Just one last text
on that they said a great uncle fell off the
cook straight Fairy and was never found, so presumed dead.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Of course, years later it was found to not be
the case.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
He purposefully jumped and swam to shore to start a
new life with his pregnant mistress.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
This scandal of it all got the things you could
do before the internet EP.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
I know there'd be no cameras. You know, he would
have planned that whole thing.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
You would add, a great life went off to having
you know every wanted to do. Let's do Jason's birthday
being a good ay, Jason.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Hi Jason, Hello, how are you jas?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Are you guys today?

Speaker 11 (43:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Good, thank you? Mate. Hey, all we.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Need is your day to birth teen ninety lady ten
ten Tin Tin Tin tintin.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Hello, one one zero nineteen lady, I.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Got it right, all right, good man.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
You were sixteen Jason in nineteen ninety six, and here's
your birthday banger.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
N Let you go, Jason. Can you do the dance? Jason?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
You will almost see those rags.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Can't do the dance? It's an icon?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
I think so too. We're going to do Olivia's birthday
bank a Curta love, Hello, liv What have you been
up to today?

Speaker 11 (43:55):
Live?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
That's working, just.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Slogging it out, all right mate? What is your day
of birth?

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Alright?

Speaker 5 (44:07):
That means you were sixteen and twenty thirteen.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
We've done our calculations and on that day this was.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
A oh bangers, absolute banger from a.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Vchy might be the biggest of Itachi song.

Speaker 5 (44:28):
I'd say, so what about hey brother?

Speaker 3 (44:32):
He brother? What do you recond? Live?

Speaker 16 (44:36):
I think it's pretty good like Jayson's.

Speaker 8 (44:39):
Too cup cool?

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Yeah, Jason song was great. What are we going to
get for song three? Anthony's going to give it away?
Give it a go Hi end.

Speaker 11 (44:46):
Hi, Tony, Hi there.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
What have you been doing today?

Speaker 8 (44:52):
Working really hard?

Speaker 16 (44:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Sounds like a real convincing Anthony. I like it, Tony.
All right mate? What is your day of birth?

Speaker 8 (45:02):
Twentieth of the seventh, eighty five?

Speaker 3 (45:05):
And what was that Anthony?

Speaker 8 (45:10):
I was just going to say, first, longtime listening?

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Are you just you only just got time? But we can't.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Move on until we celebrate Anthony. Thanks for finally calling through.
We've done the calculations. He was sixteen in two thousand
and one. And here's your birthday, backer, mate, your mada.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Listen in lot sugar. What do you think?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Anthony Classic was one of my all time favorites.

Speaker 8 (45:48):
Got to watch it live as well.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
With the old bragga muffin.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Oh I have.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
And look us Anthony down to a te Okay, wait there,
I'm waiting for the Marca me too.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Jason, you just one birthday?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Congratulations? Yeah, Jason, Jason, make us a deal. You're going
to get up and you're going to do the dance moves.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I want you to rub your nipples during it.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
You rub yours, will rub ours.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
It's all in good fun. I remember that move in
the market in it.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Oh you didn't see the r right and yeah yeah
yeah Clint, he's Jason's birthday banker.

Speaker 10 (46:34):
Is it in w Clint?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Is it in Brion Clint?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
The winner of Birthday Bangers Today for Jason from the
year nineteen ninety six. That's lost del Rio and the
maker in People are loving it.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Shout out to Chris from Hamilton. He said you bloody legends.
Thanks Brian Clint. Goodbye Macarena. It never never fails the Macarena. Yeah,
it's got the special source a.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Like you, you are forced to get into it, like
there's there's no turning back. I mean, what what other
songs fit in that kind of category like the Macarena.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
You've got the Ketchup Song, which also ironically has the
special sauce.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Literally ketchup and I would say gang Name style, Gang
them styles there.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
In more recent years, I mean, if you're going back further,
the Y M C A C absolutely has it and in.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
More very recent times h O T T O g
O Hot to Go Chapel Ryan.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yeah, that'll be a future classic, Like it just has
something a little bit of flavor on it. Did this
have the special sauce? That's one here. I think, I
think it did in the moment, but I yes, but

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it doesn't have that dance. It took about songs that
got dance moves, not I mean, not just dance moves,
but genuine pony.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Yeah, I mean that's never a disappoint.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Look we love.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
I would call them radio miracles on this show, Hail Mary's.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Hail Mary's. If you don't know what we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
It's where, you know, you throw up something that has
a very low probability, like super low, and then you
just hammer it home until you get the result that
you want. And I think I've come up with a
game which might just allow one of those radio miracles
to happen.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
It's so unlikely that if it does come off, it
really intensifies the celebration, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
It might be the greatest moment of the year. I'm
gonna call this a little game. Name in a haystack,
pretty easy concept. Each week, once a week, we will
throw up a random name. Doesn't have to be to
do with anything. We can just throw a random name
in the air. Then we will call a random number.

(49:13):
If the person who answers that phone call has that name.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Then we win.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
It's not going to come off, and if it does,
we will absolutely hit the roof.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
This is going to be a long burn. This one
a very long burn. Okay, where do we get our
name from? First? We've it's got to be random.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Sorry, Can we get Claudia just to say the first
name that comes to our mind to produce a.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Laudia Joshua Joshua are okay?

Speaker 1 (49:38):
No one who's called Joshua anymore? Will we accept josh
Joshua absolutely?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Joshua Joshua is the name. Just before we do any
other variations of Joshua.

Speaker 10 (49:47):
I don't think there is Josiah, No, no, no, Joe,
josh Joshua, Miraqui Jaquanquan a.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Mash of jaquy. Where are getting our phone number from?
Where should we call? Ella? Needs to be random? Ella
Peck a random business for us to call?

Speaker 10 (50:06):
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Rebel Rebel Sports? Yeah, okay, I feel like a Joshua
would work anywhere.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Claudia, Can you please lock in a rebel sport phone
number for us right now?

Speaker 3 (50:17):
I'm so nervous. What if we put the call through?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
If we get in the first one, that will be
a radio miracle for real.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
What are we playing for. We haven't even asked for
a price for this yet.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
We'll put up We'll put up fifty dollars of our
own money this week.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Fifty bucks, one hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Okay, on the line, if we can, if we can
get Joshua to answer the phone.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
It's Mount Roscoll to be put through to the sales floor.

Speaker 10 (50:43):
Press one one to be put through to the storeroom,
Press two two to be put through to the office,
Press three three.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Where does Joshua work?

Speaker 15 (50:51):
So?

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Okay, held on, we will connect you with your contact person, Joshua.
I'm so nervous this cabin. I'm going to lose it.
I Hi, is this Joshua?

Speaker 14 (51:06):
Oh no?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
What was your name?

Speaker 16 (51:09):
Leah?

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Leah?

Speaker 1 (51:12):
No good, that's Bran Clint calling from Zidim.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Fail on our partner, on your part. You do nothing wrong,
You done everything right. Can we just ask? It doesn't count,
but can we ask?

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Is there anybody there at Rebel Sport in Mount Roscal
called Joshua?

Speaker 15 (51:31):
Where is no no, no w called Joshua.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
So we weren't even close.

Speaker 11 (51:36):
Cool cool morning side.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
We appreciate it. Thank you for your allright see bye?
Oh well, it wasn't meant to be. Should we try?
Doesn't count? No, it doesn't count, but just to see.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
But if he answers, the phone will still Coldia connect
us to Rebel Sports Morning Side A S A P.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
He has to answer it, yes, just as a last
dichit but it still doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
It doesn't count, okay, although I'd still put up fifty
bucks for it.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Ye, okay, back one hundred dollars. Oh God, will he
could Joshua deld On? We will connect you with your
contact person.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Okay, is it Joshua?

Speaker 3 (52:25):
This is quite a music. I'm gonna ship a bit.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Thank you for chooser of a swarm speaking.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Hayden. Is that Hayden Clint from zind And we're playing
a new game called Name in a Haystack. We're after Joshua.

Speaker 2 (52:59):
You after Joshua?

Speaker 7 (53:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Does Joshua work there at Ribbel Sport Morning Side? Oh
he's Briscos right now, Hayd you seem lovely, nothing wrong, Hayden.
We're not founding you. We disappointed in ourselves, but thank
you very much. We appreciate you. Appreciate it. So ya, God,
we could of should we call Briscoes. Let's give it

(53:25):
a go. We'll do that in our own time. Not
a bad first go a. We knew it wasn't going
to come off. We knew it wasn't going to come off,
and it's not the point of the expectations. You need
this to Yeah, yeah slower, absolutely, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Okay, anyway, good first try name and a haystake.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Name next week.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Leah has got an intimate knowledge of the Rebel Sports
staff across the Aukland market, doesn't she.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
That was quite impressive from her.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Can I say employee of the month?

Speaker 4 (53:53):
I reckon, we do Leah the name and we call
Mount Roschool Rebels.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
Sport a week.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Free Inklin.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Remember in Lockdown when everyone went crazy for standing desks,
Everyone's like, oh, I've got to get a standing desk
for my health, good my mouth sitting as the new smoking.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
I've got to get a standing desk. Definitely was a
trendy thing.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yeah, I almost got one. I'll put my hand up
and say I nearly fell victim to that.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
I never did.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I was going to get them from my home office.
Wasn't even closed for me on the motorized ones goes
up and down.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Hated it from the start.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
I'm glad I didn't because there's an article out today
on stuff I'm going to ask in this about whether
or not standing desks are actually good.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
Please be bad, Please be bad, Please be bad.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
A large study of more than eighty three thousand adults
found that standing for more than two hours a day
did not protect you against cardiovascular risk.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Too much sitting. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Further to that, or study said the hours of standing
also turned out to have their own downsides bad for you.
A increased They increased people's likelihood of developing serious circulatory problems,
including varicus veins.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
You can get abnormally low.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
Blood pressure and blood clots. This is the best day
I've had in a long time. This is the best news.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Compared to people who really stand I have heard.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Oh yeah, Like I'm not even exaggerating, Like this is
such good news. Like not, I mean not for people
who have been standing. But at least you've got the
information now.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
That it goes on to say that standing doesn't do
jack all. It said if you want to get healthy,
it's that quick fixt thing again. They said to improve
your health, you have to move, you have to do exercise,
you have to actually moved or stand. It doesn't make
any difference. But yes, you're right, Bree. Turns out you
probably need to get standing desk plus walking pad plus
one of those punishing yoga to sit on when you

(56:01):
do want to sit.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Yeah, I mean us to sit on those. Yeah, that
looks fun that I was on board with.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
I was in a workplace once and a guy had
one and he'd been sitting on it most of the year.
But I think he bought a cheapesh one and it
burst on him in the middle of the day.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
It just out of nowhere. It burst.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
And if you if it pops and you have no warning.
He just been crashing down onto the floor and his
tawbone just hit the hard office floor. It's vicious, vicious.
Imagine was like, oh, I should have engaged your core.
Imagine writing that in the A and E report.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Yeah, my butt ball popped. Anyway, Standing discs canceled.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Actually, honestly, like when I say, that is the best
news I've got all year. God, it's a good day
to be alive.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Ella, Come clean, What have you done?

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Now you're just speaking You're so gen z Now that
off air you said you're now just speaking only in abbreviation.

Speaker 10 (57:00):
I'm not proud of this one, and I wanted to
bring it to the table because there's some abbreviations you
can say in a conversation and some I feel like.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
You can't out loud.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
We're not talking about in a text conversation out loud
out of your mouth.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
Yes, yeah, I feel like there's not many you can
say in speech. Loll as one that was great lol
is definitely one that's made It has become over the
verbal vocab.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
The verbal vocab is.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
That yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, OMG, what was it meant
to be verbal vocab?

Speaker 3 (57:33):
I guess it's just vocab verbal vocab, verbal, because wouldn't yeah, sure,
you know what you mean? Ye, okay, the.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Verbal vocabulary, whereas like text vocabulary, what's that?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Sorry? Oh that doesn't ala? What is the abbreviation that
you used in public today?

Speaker 10 (57:52):
Orf?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Actually?

Speaker 3 (57:52):
First, what was the sitting? Where were you at a cafe? Oh?

Speaker 4 (57:56):
So this was a stranger, yeah, stranger? This is Oh
so you didn't know this person?

Speaker 10 (58:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Okay, okay? And what was the abbreviation you used?

Speaker 10 (58:06):
I r L After she took my order, I said
t YS in t Y for thank you, And I
don't know why it came out of my mouth, and
I know it might not be a big deal, but really,
at the moment.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Everyone knows the abbreviation for thank you, it's tar.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Tar I know, I don't know what happened, or dunker dunker.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Yeah, it's weird because you haven't saved any time.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Thank you t y Why does the sign?

Speaker 12 (58:35):
Don't get it?

Speaker 3 (58:36):
You know what I means? You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
You're not the only one who's guilty of this. We
are spending too much time on our goddamn phones. We
are living online and we are not living.

Speaker 12 (58:46):
In real life.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
I r L We're not living I r l L.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
You know, I and that girl. I'm just trying to
think of all the other abbreviations. But people use these days,
do you do.

Speaker 10 (58:57):
You guys use like XO because I feel like, because
class a girl, that's become a thing.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Yeah, I'll ironically say goodbye to people with xox.

Speaker 12 (59:05):
T t y L.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
I'll only like use an.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
X spoken though.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Yeah, every now and then if I'm being only in
a silly way, when I'm being a silly girl, weird,
I would.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Never for us T T y L.

Speaker 10 (59:24):
I feel like sometimes that can supen.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
I have heard certain people if you're cool enough, compare
that one off.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
And again it needs to be it needs to be
deeply rooted in irony.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
It is yeah, yeah, okay, but.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
Acceptable another one b r B, very br B. I
think like it's made its way over.

Speaker 5 (59:41):
It's fine. Nearly anyone could say that that's.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Cute c though, because again it doesn't save any time.
Be right back, it is cute BRB. What about OMG, Yeah,
that's made its way over.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
And eliegg definitely o MG.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
I think is probably one of the originals. W t
F was also one of the originals. The face, Why
the face? Yeah, why the long face? W t l F?
So if I is if if? If it's because you
want the impact of the full F M L. That

(01:00:16):
was ruffle copter, what pardon copter? Bit we did affle
didn't we rolling roll long floor laughing?

Speaker 12 (01:00:32):
But what's coptal?

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Don't worry?

Speaker 10 (01:00:34):
What about g G good game, Good Girl, Good game GGS.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
We say that, me and my PlayStation mates we say
that did G all right? Well that was that was
just a yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:00:47):
I had to bring it to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
The table to you know, problem shared is a problem.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
Honestly, the person that was serving you was probably like
w t F.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Literally, let me.

Speaker 10 (01:00:56):
Be b.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
And that's the into the show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
We got to get out of here, nobody more so
than our producer Claudia, who needs to get downtown for
the premiere of the new Lord of the Rings musical,
which is three hours long that she's attending by herself.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Is it the premiere?

Speaker 12 (01:01:14):
They've done a couple of screenings so people have seen it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
But are you going to walk the red carpet by yourself?

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:01:20):
I think she's going to like, literally, you put my
back to the wall and just shuffle around.

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
It awkward anyone's pictures?

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Can we just clarify it's the musical, so people are
singing live?

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
Yes, but but but but Lord of the Rings isn't
a musical, So somebody has reworked Tolkien to be a musical.

Speaker 10 (01:01:39):
Yeah, yeah, buzzy, I think it would be good.

Speaker 12 (01:01:43):
I think the words that he writes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
It wouldn't be It wouldn't be on a stage like this.
It said the Bloody Civic isn't It wouldn't be out
there if it wasn't good. But I just think it's
such a strange concept.

Speaker 12 (01:01:53):
It's going to be awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
I mean, they've turned other things into musicals. They yeah,
name something they turned into a musical that was good.
The Lion King. No, there was always a musical. Oh
that wasn't good. No, Cats was always a musical. Cats
was written.

Speaker 12 (01:02:12):
It's kind of actually saying, what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
You guys are naming musicals hair spray. No, that's a rent.
Shut up. Enjoy the show, Claudia, enjoy your night.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
Everybody tomorrow

Speaker 10 (01:02:36):
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