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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hi, everybody, Welcome to the Brian Clint Shows.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Speaking of underwear, I got a big delivery of underpants today, guys,
how'd you go with?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Well?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I told you I went with bonds because I went
with the sale. Then I'm giving the chance.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
You told me that due to structural compromises and the
goats region, you're off the not the goat, the undercarriage.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
The it's the crotch, the front crotch. Okay, where it's
getting most pressure put on the under the Yeah, that's
where that's where the structural integrity is being questioned. Mine
always given the go I ordered so yeah, but do
I ordered so many pears that they came in a box.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You got a box of undies.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I've got a box of undies.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
How many I got?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Fifteen?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It's good hall.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I'm going to chuck all the ones that they have
seen through crotches, check them out and start a fresh
You need.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
To check a minimum of fifteen.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, yeah, chuck fifteen, replace them with fifteen.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You don't. If you don't, they'll all get jumbled up
and then you won't know what of the fresh and
what are the old?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
And yeah it is hot, trust me, I'll know, and
I will know.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Because you can tell I always thought about doing like
this is gross by the way, but like you know,
they do like a swab and then they put it
into a peachtree dish and see the bacteria that grows.
Swab a peer that you've been wearing for a month,
swab a peer that you've been wearing for the last
It is.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
The same, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
They all go through the washing machine.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But I'm wondering if there's like cumulative bacteria that you
think they grow.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Like alternate universe colony something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, only one
way to find out anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Black Friday sales good time to update your underwear draw
text us as a matter of interest. Ninety six ninety six,
what's the best deal you got in the Black Friday sales?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Black Black Friday, black hondies.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yep, it was a blackout sales.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's a blackout sales.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yep. They all had to go. It was such a
good deal. Remember I told you now, if I can't
forget I think normally they're like eighteen or nineteen bucks,
and I was buying them for eight bucks of popul.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Saving bucks for anddies eight or nine bucks. Yeah, how
good a lot of NDI check to start the show.
It's a sign of good things to come today on
the Brian Clint Show. And we will start with Trady
verse lady, where the ladies are on one hundred and
four and the trades are on one hundred.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
If you want to play, give us a call right now.
Oh eight hundred dials at M fifty bucks up for
grabs as per free in Clint, it's treaty versus leading.
All right, get any get an here, ladies, It's time
to go head to hear. The trade's on one hundred,
(03:04):
the ladies on one hundred and four.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Ross Boss just alluded us to the fact that there's
only fifteen shows left for the year.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yes, fifteen shows to go.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Which means if the trades want to get up, they
better get up soon. A lady is glowing from a mcagall.
She's seventeen and fun fact about her she does rowing.
Welcome to the show, Lily, Hi, Lily.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Hi, are you the Coxick?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
No, I mean the Cox are you the in command?
What do they call the one at the back of
the boat?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Used to I used to cock. That seems like the
cushiest job in sport. I know it's not. I know
it's not. But oh well, good on you, Lily, Lily.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
You're taking on our trading from the tron today they
are twenty two and his company said he's the best apprentice.
Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Jake good A, Jake Hore were going, Did they actually
say that?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yeah, sure, we'll believe you gonna know Jake your buzzes.
Trady Lily, yours' lady, the first of three wins Trady
Verse Lady, and fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Here we go, guys. Question number one, who is the
former WWE wrestler who was also the star of the
new Moana movie.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Lady, Yes, Lily, Wayne Johnson.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Dwayne Johnson, Dweene the Rock Johnson. Correct, she's on the
board with one. Nice work. Question number two Charlie, who
was at one point the most followed person on TikTok Lady, Yes, Lily,
Charlie Demeilia. Yes on the money. I don't think she's
definitely not anymore. It's that that other guy that overtook her,
(04:39):
and I think it's stayed there ever.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Since the other guy does the obvious thing.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, it doesn't really talk, but it's hilarious. Okay. Two
to the ladies, None to the trades. You need this one,
Jake to stay in at question number three, buzzing when
you can tell me who sings this song? Yes, Jake,
it is, of course eminem Two to the ladies. One
to the trades. Question number four, Name the YouTube star
(05:06):
that fought Mike Tyson about three weeks ago. Lady, Yes,
Jake Paul.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Jake Paul.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
It is Jake Paul. There, we're all tied up to
a piece. Question number five, what does a police breathalyzer measure? Lady, Yes, Lily.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
For the win, how much alcohols in the system?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
It's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Well done.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Are you at the top top of your class at school?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Rely?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
No, well to the top of the class.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, yeah, well done. Thanks both of you.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
There was a tight game, Thanks guys, great game for
a Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I was watching this video today which talked about the
perfect parent names, which I found very relatable. Have you
listened to this?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
Does anyone else have parents who have like perfect parent names? Like,
my parents' names are John and Lisa. Like, that's a
mum and a dad. This is surely no if snowbuds.
John and Lisa are a mum and a dad. I
don't even know ones that compete with that, maybe like
Tom and.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Jane, John and Lisa perfect parent names. I think you
said the nail on the head.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I do think Lisa Simpson though. When I think Lisa, oh,
true is we're millennials, so we grew up watching a
lot of Simpsons.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, okay, yeah, and I'm thinking my mum's friends that
are a lot of Lisa's.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
John though, definitely great dad name.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
I've got a friend John who's my age, and he's
the only one you know, you're right, Yeah, yeah, he's
an anomaly. He's like, he's an exception straggler. You have
parents with good parent names, I think so Stephen and
Diane classic parents.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, give me ten of those, perfect, I'll take fifteen
of them right now.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I do, except that my dad's name is made up,
so it's kind of hard to me their parent names.
But my dad's name, my dad is what's known in
the business as an imaginery name.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I always forget your dad's name. Let me see if
I can remember it, because it's unusual.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, I got your parents' names off the bat, but
your dead.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Stephen Colleen because we love your mum and we love
your dad. Whose name is Ason?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well done?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Come on, how did you pull that out?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
It's not name?
Speaker 7 (07:21):
I know.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
If you're listening, love you, you know you've got a
made up name? Right?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
How I did it?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Is?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I listen and I retain info when you speak.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Don't get on your high horse now, okay, because just
because you remember one name of horse, he y, you're
so in. So I'm going to rule my parents out
of perfect parent names.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Colleen's good, Colleen's good, Ason Colleen and Jason Jason. It'd
be great.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Millennial. It's millennial, Greg, go to Claudia over there, Claudia,
parent names I.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Think pretty solid.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
Tony, Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
And Carolyn Orella to why did you even hesitate?
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:03):
They're classic they Carolyn, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ella.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I think Deborah is good.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And John and John.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
You've got a John. Okay, we've already covered John, have
we Yeah? We see John's John? I mean, Craig.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
Those aren't even her parents' names, Goes.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Sorry, what are you doing right now, we're doing parents name.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
What are your parents?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
What are your parents' names?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Kath is a good mum's name.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Did you make up some names for us?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
No, no, We're asking what are your parents' names so
we can figure out if your parents have perfect parent names?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Right, Kath, that's a great one. I'm so sorry, got it?
Speaker 8 (08:43):
I follow now, Catherine.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
That's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
It's not even four twenty sunglasses on.
Speaker 8 (08:49):
Oh my gosh, I do my actual class.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
I've read perfect parent names, often going a peer, so
I've written down because a name on its own can
be good, but with another one it can be a
perfect parent named Pierre. I've gone Stephen, Susan.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Stephen Susan, great ray Win and Allen ray Win and Allen.
Yeah like it?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Sandy or Sandra and Keith. Sandy and Keith, Sandy and Keith.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Yeah. They live at the beach.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
They live in Nelson.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
They live in Nelson.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You're right, that's exactly where they lived. They haven't always
lived in Nelson, but they after they retired, they've moved
to Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
They did. They've got a lovely waterfront property and in
the batch some of their investment properties at the badge they.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Stayed in for years in Nelson. They ended up bowling
that over and building a new house.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
They put a Ginian on the secsion yea absolutely. And
the last one. I've got two more, Mike and Fiona.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Mike and Fiona.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
These are perfect parent names that I think, Mike and Fiona. Ye.
And finally Bruce and Lynette.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Is my husband Bruce.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
This is Lynette Lynette, and we are swingers.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
I can see it, I can see it.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
We want to know do you think that your parents
have the perfect parent names.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We're after the perfect parent names. Yeah, we're looking for
a p as a solo with we want they have
to go in a pair. We've got to go together.
They're in locksteps roll off the tongue. Yeah, together, And
you get that vibe as soon as you say their
names together.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah, they're married. You'll know they're married. They've been married
for forty years. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And their
parents in the hundred tiles saying you can text your
perfect parent name Pierre to nine six nine sex. We
want yours, don't invent some no, what are yours?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
If you think your parents have it, we want to
hear from you.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
We're on the hunt for the perfect parent names as
a peer like this, does.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
Anyone else have parents who have like perfect parent names,
Like my parents' names are John and Lisa, Like that's
a mum and a dad. This is surely no if
snowbuds John and Lisa are a mum and a dad.
I don't even know ones that compete with that, maybe
like Tom and Jane or strapping.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Because we're about to find something that compete with that.
We are being bombarded by people who believe their parents
have the perfect parent names.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
I might have the winners right here, right off the top.
Someone takes her and said parent names Bill and Joan
and Joe Bell and Joan just gonna go. I'm just
going to go around a Bill and Jones house for
a game of Canneth so this Friday, you key.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
There's no there's no confusing Bill and Joan for like
your millennial friends.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
That is parents who.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Are going to R and b as and parents and
three I want.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
To add my partner's parents into the mix. Okay, Ross,
Yes and Rachel.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Nah.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Really that's great. That's great names though it's but frensy.
It is frenzy.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It's quite frendsy.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
My parents' names are Peter and Wendy, like Peter Pan
and Wendy.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Peter and Wendy.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Peter and Wendy's good. Someone U sticks and Robin and
Gary Robert and Gary is good.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Go around and see Robin and Gary. Yeah, Lynn and Dave.
There's some rippers right there.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Let's go to the phones. Kelly's here, Hi, Kelly, Hi Kelly,
you reckon? You might have a perfect parent name, Pierre, I.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Think, so?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
What do you got?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Keith and Susan?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Keith? And wait? Was Keith and Susan on my head last?
I was dreaming up parent names before I said both
of them. I did say both of.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Them, not together?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
No, I put Keith with Sandy and I put Susan
with Steve.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It's going to be rude awakening to your parents, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Keith is a ripper. Thank you, we appreciate it. Nicholas here, Hi, Nicolai, Nicola.
Do you think you've got the perfect parent name? Pierre?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Okay? I do my parents and my skip parents? I reckon?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I okay, okay.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
So my parents are Jane and Pete Ye and then
my step mom is Christine. So Pete and Christine.
Speaker 10 (12:53):
Oh yeah, okay, Jane and my mum married another Pete.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Wait, so you've got Pete, Pete, Jane and Christine. Yeah.
There's no one calling their kids anything other than Pete
back in those days. Obviously, it's a great name.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
It is a classic thinking, Nickoley, you've nailed the brief.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Someone on the text machine said, Donna and Dave.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Donna and Davis is brilliant.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Donnor and Dave's great parent named.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Someone said, I have the perfect peer it's Jane and
Murray or Murray and Jane. And when we were referred
to them, it's Mum and Muzz. It rolls off the
tongue perfectly, does Mum and muzz.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Perfect parent name?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I like those. Let's got a Julianne.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Hi, Julianne, Julienne.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
How are you think you do? You think you've got
the perfect parent name?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Pet Yeah, my parents are pretty cute, dear Peter and.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Dorothy, Mother Peter. Yeah, but that is good Peter and Dorothy.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Just picture what Dorothy looks like and she'd be adorable.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, and she does very good baking as well.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yeah, Pete dot, Yeah, we got Juliane.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Did you say you nickname her. People call her dot.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Her girlfriends call her dot because there used to be
a golf which.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
Is a hot dot.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, so she's hot, hot Donnie.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
She's hot, Dottie.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks Julianne. We're looking for the perfect
parent named Pierre. There are so many tecks. Brenda and
Liz is a pretty good grinder and Lez yep.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Classic parent names Stephen Shelley, Stephen Shelley, good old Stephen Shell.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
My parents' names are Bill and Bobby, Bill and Bobby.
My parents' names are Graham and Andrea. There hasn't been
a baby named Graham for ny on fifty five years.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Yeahs, you call us right now. If you're under thirty
and your name is Graham, we will give you a prize.
And are you okay?
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Did you come in a time machine? Olivia is here? Hi? Olivia? Hi?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Liv Hi? What are the parents' names? Live?
Speaker 1 (15:02):
My mom's Gibe and my David Debbie and.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Dave Debbie and Dad Darn Dave deb.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
And Dave, Devin, Dave, Devin, Dave, Chipp and Depp.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, I mean they go together.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, someone say my in laws are called Keith and Sylvia.
They go together like Salt and Pepper, Keith and.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Sylverb are they sound like a whole couple to me.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Shout out to Chris and Joanne. It's their fortieth wedding
anniversary today, and yes they are the perfect parent peer
because they have three kids.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, well done, guys. And there's still time to get out.
There's still time.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
You know, you've got He's been the next twenty with
someone else.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Got the Big four roh Now No, I'm just kidding. Congratulations,
that is you twenty years.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And we could go on forever. Burton, Pauline, Bob and Molly.
That's actually Bob and Molly. Sounds like code names for
other things.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Yeah, Bob and Molly, Norman, Boss, Jenny and Rod. That
was rop to Jenny and Rodd. But they're fantastic parent da.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, yeah, Rod is a really good one. Thanks everybody.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Lloyd and Lynn, I mean, we could go on forever.
There's so many, there's so many great Lloyd and I'm
just going down Lloyd and Lynn's house.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
The Lloyd and Lynn memorials at the beach not yet obviously,
but no, I can imagine it.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You might have seen in the news over the weekend,
the man who found a Mars bar without its signature chocolate.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Swirl on the top. God, I hate to be someone
in the NZ Herald comment slow news day.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Yeah right right, but this is kind of the news
that we're looking for at the moment. No one gets harmed.
But also a Mars bar with no chocolate ripple on
the top WT actual if like, are you serious? Man?
Harry Seeger's thirty four he calls an online is storm
(16:53):
when he posted the picture of it. He posted it
in the Dull Men's Facebook page, which is actually a
very good it's just very lots of mundane stuff like
this that really gets the people going.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Anyway, He bought the.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Now famous smooth Mars bar from a petrol station in
the UK near Birmingham. Opened it. No chocolate ripple on top.
You can see it. B It's just it's flat. It's
smoother than a tim tam. Yeah, it's just flat and
it looks so weird.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
It does look weird. It doesn't look like a Mars bar.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
He contacted Mars and they.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
What did they say? They said, wait, wait, we've made
contact with Mars.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Yeah, Mars, what Mars?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
This is the news story?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Who make the Mars bar.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
This is crazy, is their life on Mars?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, the people who work there. Yeah, Martians no Mars
said that the smooth Mars bar is extremely rare and
it should never have been released.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
He kindle on Mars.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
He is receiving financial compensation for this, to the value
of who great British pounds and an.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Apology is that how much the Mars Mars were correct.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
They refunded his money and they apologized him. I don't
think they needed to do either. I think they wear it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
But I think be grateful for the experience. Obviously it's
a big deal.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Obviously if they're going to issue a statement about it,
it's a big deal.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
You got a free Mars bar out of it.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
It's incredibly rare. That's why this afternoon I've had our
producer Ala go and purchase some Mars bars and this
is such a lottery.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Yeah, that's the only reason we had her going purchase
some Mars bars.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
They didn't get footage of Harry Seeger opening his mind.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
We don't know if that's legit.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
We are being filmed, we are broadcasting, this is being documented.
This is live. If we open this and we get
a smooth Mars bar with no ripples on the top.
You're right, Cudia, we're in the goddamn money rolling in it,
aren't we. So bree when you're ready, we will open it.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I'm opening now. I haven't looked at the top yet.
Oh my god, God, mine's flat.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Turn it over. Wait, Ala didn't get us a two
pair hold on. We should have melted them a bit
before this break so that we could flatten them out,
and then we could have pretended that that would have
been been of Radio eight.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Could of to be honest, I'm just here for the freemas.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Time to hit to LA and get the latest from iHeartRadio.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
This is the.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Latest Live from LA with Dee McCarthy. Dean who is
it from the Harry Potter Cast? Who's been done for
tax evasion?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Rupert Grint He obviously played Ron Weasley.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
You're need to salary sacrifice. I shouldn't love because.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Basically eating well, he allegedly, just so I don't get said,
I don't need.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Allegedly miss miss.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Categorized a particular type of earning a revenue, and that
was then obviously TAXI law tax bracket, but actually it
was a different type of earning, and so he's looking
at Just to use some context, we're talking like four
and a half million pounds. Yeah, I know, well, I
don't even know that he is in New Zealand dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
What is that in New Zealand? It's a lot, a
hell of a lot. An issue here is also he's
the cast member who hasn't continued working so bloody Daniel
Redcliffe and Imma Watson have gone off to do other
movies and other projects. But he said famously, I've had enough.
I'm going to buy my ice cream truck and I'm.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Just going to live it my life.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
And we were so happy for him, and I don't
imagine that he's done this on purpose. He doesn't look
like the text of aiding type.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
But though like he wouldn't be looking after his estates,
like he wouldn't be doing his taxes and stuff. I mean,
he could have known, but how do we know. Apparently
he's working like somewhere between fifty and one hundred million dean.
Speaker 7 (21:06):
Oh, well, that's that's trump change.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
He can find it in his couch.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
He just needs to go.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Into the dashboard of his park and pick out a
couple of milk.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah, it's not the first time this happened.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Look at shra I don't lie, but her tack lawyers do.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
You did, right, Dean, Just like you said, a.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Lot of these celebrities have a lot of managers and
you know, so maybe.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
He'll pick up and if he needs so, we will
pick up a Netflix season like that.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
He can just do one or two seasons spell and
make it all go away. He went to that wizard school, didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
He He wasn't the best wizard of the school though. Yeah,
it's true, Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
That's the latest flat.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I'll be back after this.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Over the weekend, my partner and I we went to
a Christmas tree farm. Oh yeah, for the first time ever.
It was real fun. Went to the Christmas tree farm
to pick out a Christmas tree so we could have
our first Christmas tree ever together.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
You've never had a Christmas tree together? Nah, Well, we've.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Had puppies in the past and then, you know, we
just thought it'd be a bit of a hazard. But
we've had We've made Christmas trees out of lights on
the wall, but that's a real Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
People with cats do that a bit two and they'll
hangsome the ceiling.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
This was our special Christmas tree. It's our first real
Christmas tree. And when I say real, it's a real one.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Did you do that thing where you go out into
the paddock and then you've got the flag and you
put the flag up and the guy comes over and
cuts the tree down for you.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Now you cut it down yourself. Really, we just got
in there with a hack saw and heck saw.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yeah, you get a tree down with a heck slaw. Boom, okay.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Later nah, they provide the sauce. Yeah, and then you
cut it back and then they wrap it up real
time and then you throw.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
In the back of the car, and the back of
the car not on the roof.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Well ours could fit in the car or maybe? Yeah,
I mean I think it's about one point eight meters.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Decent sized Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Pretty bit Christmas tree. But I was reading this interesting
article where recently they did a survey across the Ditch
in Australia and they were asking people like, do you
have a Christmas tree? Do you not? Is it real
or is it fake? And apparently what would you say?
Were the percentages.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Go?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
According to this survey, around sixty percent of people in
twenty twenty three had a Christmas tree yea. And of
that sixty percent, how many you recon had a plastic
tree and how many had a real.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Tree in Australia. Yeah, so I'd imagine it's too hot
for a real tree in many parts of Australia at
this time of the year, just dry out. Yeah, no,
I once a dead looking tree come December twenty first today,
I'd say it's seventy percent fake tree, thirty percent real
tree in Australia.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Sixty nine percent plastic tree, twenty two percent had fake
non plastic trees, and nine percent had a real pine tree.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Can I get those numbers against sixty nine percent what.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Had a plastic tree?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (24:25):
And twenty two percent had a fake non plastic tree.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
What's a fake non plastic tree?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Yeah, fake non plastic.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Fake non plastic.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Wonder what that means anyway, Apparently they're talking about now
how real Christmas trees they reckon is on the rise. Really,
it's trending up, coming back, it's coming back. That's what
people do.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Them of getting rid of it in the new year, though,
that's the difficult They don't break down. You're like hucket
in the back corner and there's still some Christmas tree
carcass there a year later.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Well, because we got that baby chains or we're just
going to change. Yeah, put it in the green bin. Hey,
it's allowed in. But people are saying brazier. Yeah why not. Yeah,
they're saying it's better for the environment. Is it for
real trees? Because the fake ones made a plastic and
(25:26):
they're all made.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, but my fake one for fifteen years.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, but I don't know. They're on the rise apparently.
And I thought that's why we could play the game
real or fake Christmas tree Christmas trees, So call us
up if you have a Christmas tree and we're gonna guess,
do you reckon? We not ask any questions.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Or we just on just on the.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Vibe of someone whether they're real fake.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
We're going to talk to them for about to get
the vibe though. Yeah, so just a bit of chetty
bend about whatever. Yeah, it would have shoot the shep
and then we reckon.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
We can guess if you're real or you're fake. I mean,
if you have a real or fake Christmas tree, you need.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
To have your Christmas tree up. Yeah, okay, December second,
your Christmas tree must be up to participate in Brian
Clint's real or Fake the streak. But yeah, one hundred
dollars of I reckon, we can do it.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Piece of cash, babe, easy hockon.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
We've got people's number.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
We you and I read the vibe of people very well.
We have vibsters. That's right, Clint reel all fake. That
is the question. Let's give him a squeeze and find
out your Christmas tree? That is your Christmas tree? Did
I mention that at the top? Oh, we believe you
could have been misleading.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
We can vibe you out and figure out if you're
running a really a real awesome fake. E's in the
Christmas tree department. I think we're going to be a
spot for this too. If you want to play one
hundred dollars in Sophie's here, Hi Sophie, Hi Sophie. We
can say it now. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Is your tree up? And Adam, Sophie, Yes, it is okay,
lovely lovely. And when you wrap your presents under the tree,
what what wrapping? Are you like someone that takes a
lot of care?
Speaker 5 (27:12):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yes, okay, this is quite a personal Christmas question. I
thought were going to vibe her out.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Oh, that's right.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
I was just interested to know Sophie has a hanging.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Yeah, it's a beautiful day.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Yep, Sophie, Sophie, what's your favorite movie? Oh?
Speaker 5 (27:38):
I'm going to go with a Christmas one and say
the Polar Express.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Oh she's Christmasy, So I'm gonna I'm gonna need to
the bar and get a drink. Can I get you something?
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Ah?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Okay, Cranberry. I get the vibe that she's very into Christmas.
Me too, which would lead me down the path the
more real Christmas tree. Yeah, but we have to remember
real Christmas trees not as common and.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
A lot of Edmund. I think you're right about her
being very Christmas.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
It seems very Christmas.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I think she's got a perfect Faky for a tree,
and she knows it's going to come out of the
box every year.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
It's going to be perfect. Are you one hundred percent
Silicon Valley Sophie Faky?
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yes, Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
But you're super into Christmas, aren't you. I can feel
that vibe about you. You've got that aura. Okay, Merry Christmas, Christmas.
Let's get Ruby on hay rubs. Hi, Ruby, Hi, what's
going on?
Speaker 10 (28:40):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Not much? What's your order?
Speaker 10 (28:47):
Big bucket for the kids.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
God, you're the best mom one of your kids.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
You don't feel like cooking dinner?
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Ruby? You called us right on us specific time as well.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
That means Ruby's a low edmund person, pretty pretty low.
And I think we transfer that to Tree. Surely she's
a fake Christmas tree kind of person. Which Ruby, I'm
a fake Christmas tree person. There's nothing wrong with that.
It's not a not a criticism.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
Are you locking it in?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Waiting for breath?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
She's got kids, and personally, growing up we always had
a real one. That's because my dad would go out
into the forestry and cut one down and steal it.
But there's just something about that pine needle smell. Maybe
Ruby wants to give her kids that experience.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
You can get that out of it a choir candle
these days.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
And I also think she's CBF fake Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Lock it in, Ruby, we're running a faky Ruby. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Yeah, it's a good faky, but it's a faking ye.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Merry Christmas, Christmas.
Speaker 10 (29:56):
Roubes, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Guy, enjoy that CAFC.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
We're too from two. Let's go for the whole hog
with Nicole. Good Nicole, Nicole, Hi, guys, how I am good?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Nicole? What's up?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
What is up? I have just finished work for the
day and I'm just about har And what about you?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Nicole? How you doing?
Speaker 5 (30:15):
I'm tired and worn out, but I'm good.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'm you know what I like about Nicole. She's up front,
she's honest.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Yeah, yep, yeah, I'll say how it is. I'm still
taking It's literally nearly the holidays.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Busy holiday, Nicole. What's your dinner?
Speaker 5 (30:31):
That's a really good question. Whatever's in the fridge?
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Nicole does not have time to pass around with a
real Christmas tree. She's running a fake Christmas tree. I will.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, but I think she's she's up front, she's honest,
she's real, which is why I'm going to lock in
real tree. Okay, we're split.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
On this one. Only one of us can get the
perfect record. Nicole and the Christmas Tree Department. What have
you got set up your house? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Sorry, I've got a fake one. I don't have time
for a real one.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
This is so I think we knew it was a
fake one. You were just holding out hope that maybe
you would get a real one.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, yeah, you thought about.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
It, did you know what? For years we've always had it.
But I'm seck so we put it up the first tie,
like the first weekend.
Speaker 7 (31:22):
Yeah, that last week in And by the time.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
It gets to Christmas, you've spent one hundred and fifty
dollars on a tree and it's good.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Dear, my mom doesn't even care, she goes, I don't
care how dead it is. I will leave it up
till past New Year. You don't you Hey, if I
can urge you, guys, at least once in your whole life,
just get a real tree, just to experience it.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Free in Clint, don't to play how many? How many?
How many?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
How many? Oh many?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
That's a good amount. This is the game that Alla
invented where the goal is to have the most of something.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
Yes, exactly that.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
Today's topic is pretty good and every as you said, everyone.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
Will be able to answer this.
Speaker 9 (32:03):
So I want you to go into your phones again
and find how many unopened.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Texts, unread text messages, unread text messages.
Speaker 9 (32:13):
Yeah, okay, don't don't give me any clues, okay, because
we're going to go to our player, Anthony.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Hi, Anthony, we're good.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
So Tony, the the the idea of the game here
as you want to have the most, but it does
hinge on a bit of honesty. You give us an
honest answer of how many unopened texts you've got on
your phone, won't you? Yep?
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Yeah, yeah, perfect Anthony.
Speaker 9 (32:39):
All right, so we're going to go ask Anthony first,
and then Anthony gets to choose a player.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Anthony.
Speaker 9 (32:45):
Wait what, Anthony, I'm just being being spritzy and Anthony.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Anthony or Anthony Anthony, but I get caught all of it.
Speaker 7 (32:56):
It's all good.
Speaker 9 (32:58):
So we're going and yeah, okay, Anthony, you're.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Going to chock over a ten ay dog.
Speaker 9 (33:05):
You can choose how to go up against Bree Clint or.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Haven't told us his number? Year?
Speaker 9 (33:09):
No?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
I'm just giving on the rundown of the game.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
Let me do this.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
Now, Anthony. You can tell me open texts.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
You have one? One one? Who's it from?
Speaker 8 (33:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (33:26):
That's from one New Zealand? Oh yeah right, fair enough.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Just to clarify, Anthony, you need to pick someone who
to win. You need to pick someone who has zero nothing.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
I can tell you t Bone that that person does exist.
There is at least one person on this team that
has zero unopen texts, but it's up to you to
figure out who that is. What are you feeling you're
going to be over there? To be honest, I feel
like Bree three would be that person tip why I
(34:02):
don't know. I feel like Bree wouldn't.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
She wouldn't be able to deal with having the notification
of a text message.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Yeah, okay, okay, good theory. So you want to lock
and break, Yeah, I'll lock and bree all right, you
will be eliminating Claudia who currently has how many unopened texts?
Speaker 8 (34:17):
I have exactly four unopen texts.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
Today.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
You are eliminating me today? How many who currently has
zero unopen texts?
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Oh? My god?
Speaker 1 (34:29):
And I never have an open text I never have
unopened texts. Really, I run a zero text game.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Oh not me, which just leaves Brey big boy thorny.
I can report that my unread text messages, I've got
four hundred and fifty one, can I can?
Speaker 1 (34:52):
I check?
Speaker 2 (34:52):
You can check.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
I have never seen this in my life. These are
your text messages, not your emails.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
I liked where Anthony was going because someone with adhd.
Either you can't literally have anything, or you go the
opposite way like me.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
It's here from someone four days ago that says I
am at your door.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (35:15):
Is that person still there? Dan Levendar?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Oh, I haven't seen him for a week.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
Anthony, you don't get the wind, but we can give
you some freek.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
You've been a good sport.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Sounds good. Thank you, sweet as.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Heytown down four hundred and fifty one. It must be
some kind of a rack card. What do I win?
Peace of mind? Yeah, that's what I really want for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
One hundred and fifty undread tis messages text us.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
On nine six nine six. Are you in the same
boat as me? Do you ever ton of unread texts?
What does it stress you out? Like it stresses me out?
I feel like I.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
Let's just say the ticks are the ones to open.
You can leave emails important me.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Just scroll scroll scro role and I'll just see text roulette.
Here's one from ex producer of the show Where are you?
We're back at the same spot with Mical hurry up?
Who is that from? He's from X producer of the
show Ellie har Water.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
I haven't seen her for weeks either she's at the
spot with mical Yeah right, I was reading this thing today.
You know how they say men are from Mars and
women are from Venus or which whichever where around. It
goes something like that, that we're different, right, and then
people are like, no, we're not. There's a study that's
been done here in New Zealand that has identified significant
gender related differences between the male and female brains, and
(36:44):
they reckon it explains a lot of the things about
how we why we behave the way that we do.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
And no, shre I could have told you this.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
We are different. Course, we are different.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
We're fueled by different hormones, we think differently about suitin we.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Have a different priority.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Yeah, well, of course we're different.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
Over one thousand men and women aged between twenty two
and thirty five each spent three hours inside an MRI scanner.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Stuff that sounds like my worst nightmare.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Three hours inside an MRI scanner. Yeah, I makes you Okay,
inside an MRI, I'm not, but I've only been in
for like six or seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
Three hours, Yeah, it's a long time.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
The doctors used advanced brain image.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Here we go. Do you need to go for an
m R.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I think. So the doctors used advanced image technology to measure.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Cellular micro structures deep.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
Within the people's brains.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Okay, it's big right.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
For the first time ever, these doctors were able to
identify with reasonable accuracy whether the brain was a male
or a female brain.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
That's a big study to be done here without without knowing.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Who it was, they were able to go, oh, that's
a that's a female brain. That's a man's brain. Yeah, game.
They found different structural blah blah blahs. Let's get to
our differences.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Structural YadA, YadA YadA, brain matter, neurons, YadA YadA. And
what did it come to men's brains?
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Okay, here's some cold hard facts for you. Okay. From
the study, men's brains tended to have a larger overall
volume or size, So men have bigger brains. However, the
larger size does not necessarily correlate with more intelligence.
Speaker 2 (38:32):
Well, men are bigger normally in size, which would mean
their brains are bigger.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Do we have bigger heads? Though? Depends whose head take
you take your head off, give me your hat, I'll
give you my hat. This is just a This is
a very informal scientific test to see who.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Don't look at my hat hair?
Speaker 1 (38:55):
My god, do we have the exact same size?
Speaker 7 (38:57):
Hit?
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It's pretty good. Wow, we have exactly the same here.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
This fits me perfectly, all right, okay?
Speaker 1 (39:03):
Cool. Research indicated that women typically had stronger connections between
the left and right hemispheres of the brains. Right, so
that said it enhanced their ability to communicate and empathize. Yeah,
no shit, it makes ye, that makes sense. We knew that.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
We already knew that.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
We knew that males typically performed better in spatial tasks
such as navigation and visual spatial reasoning, which is things
like solving puzzles and Claudia Rubik's cubes.
Speaker 11 (39:35):
How is that going, Claudia, for It's not that I
can't do it, It's just that I haven't done it.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
It's just that you have a woman brain.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
You want to give it to Clint's man brain. Given crime,
would you say it like that?
Speaker 1 (39:45):
So why is this information important? They said? Understanding the
differences can help in addressing gender specific health issues like
diagnosing ADHD. Right.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
Also recognizing how brain variations influence learning styles means that
you can tailor how you teach boys versus girls, and
maybe make it a bit.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
More tailored spec dependent. That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Also, when your partner is being frickin annoying, now you
can attribute it to their brain.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
Really, your left side of your brain isn't communicating with
your right side of your.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Brain, unless, of course, you're in a same sex relationship,
in which case you're screwed because you guys have the
exact same brain.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
So so we already know.
Speaker 1 (40:25):
Yeah, but it's rightful.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's interesting. It's still blown away
by the fact that we have the same size head. Wait,
so that whole study that is groundbreaking.
Speaker 1 (40:37):
Yeah, the results This hamfits me perfectly.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
And Clint's more amazed that our heads are the same size.
How tall are you? I'm one seventy.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Seven in feet and inches five you're five to ten yep,
I'm six two. Yeah, so I'm four inches taller than you,
and yet we have the same size head. Does that
mean that I have a small head for my size
or you have a large head for your size.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
It's a great question. I have been told I've got
a very large head.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Yeah right, and I've been told I have a penhead.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
So well, we met somewhere in the middle. We're at
the perfect pair.
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Producer Claudia came to us today and she said, Guys,
I met someone over the weekend who I believe has
the coolest job title ever.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
You've hooked me in.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
You've hooked me into I need to know. We have
put it in prime time. We have made this the
centerpiece of the brillan Clint show that.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Is riding on this lot.
Speaker 11 (41:36):
Before we jump into it. Is there anything you guys
want to say to me?
Speaker 2 (41:40):
Happy birthday?
Speaker 8 (41:43):
Anything else?
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Do you want to You look lovely today?
Speaker 8 (41:47):
Thank you interesting? You say that? So on the weekend,
while I.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Was at the hairdressers getting.
Speaker 11 (41:57):
It's gone, thank you for to say not one of
you notice.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Not even you girls. It's your job to notice.
Speaker 8 (42:04):
No one has noticed.
Speaker 2 (42:06):
I I know you, but I was doing that thing
where I knew everyone else would be complimenting you today,
and I was going to compliment you tomorrow, to drag out.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
The compliments that I did notice. I didn't see you
notice I did notice, and you saw that. But then
I was like, oh, no, she probably hasn't. I think
she has, and I was like I got nervous. I
was like, no, she hasn't.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I'll be honest, I feel like you get your haircut
like you either have it short, like exactly how you
have I had it.
Speaker 8 (42:36):
Like this around you guys before.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
But this is not the point of anyway.
Speaker 8 (42:40):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 11 (42:41):
So, while I was at the hairdressers this weekend getting
my hair cut, yep, looks great.
Speaker 8 (42:47):
By the way, thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I really appreciate what's thinking It all day suits you
so much that we didn't even notice.
Speaker 8 (42:53):
Yeah, unprobably prompted compliment.
Speaker 2 (42:55):
Thank you, guys, You're welcome.
Speaker 11 (42:56):
So the person in the chair next to me, very
chatty person. I'm very quiet at the hairdresser, so I
just was saying absolutely nothing. So I was eavesdropping on
everything this person was saying. And they were talking about
their job that they do back in Australia. Okay, is
it fifo.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Working fly and fly out.
Speaker 11 (43:14):
So they were asking about the minds and what they
do with the mines, and she said, it's going to.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Be tough to have the coolest job title in the
world if you work in the mines, A notoriously hard
and like shit job.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Makes a lot of money.
Speaker 8 (43:26):
Though mine's adjacent.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Give her a chance.
Speaker 8 (43:34):
Exploration geologist.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
She sounds like Dori the Explorer, what.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Dora would be doing when she grew up hunter.
Speaker 11 (43:43):
Yes, so does all the site checks before the mines
and finds all the samples and does all the stuff
in the field.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
I mean, I've never heard of it. And when you
said it out loud, it sounded cool.
Speaker 1 (43:53):
Geology rocks love it exploration geologist.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
I agree with you.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
That is a very cool sounding job. Do we think
the job sounds cooler than it actually is?
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Job boring?
Speaker 8 (44:09):
She's just like outside Perth, it's hot.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
There would be so hot, so grim. But how cool
does that look?
Speaker 9 (44:16):
On?
Speaker 2 (44:17):
Like aloration geology? It kind of gives you like a
like a hunting for dinosaur bones. I know it's not,
but that kind of vibe, you know, like Indiana Jones.
Speaker 8 (44:31):
Yeah, like you're wearing your car keys.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
What do we want from people this afternoon? Do you
want people with people with titles that's cooler than the
job actually is? Or do we want cool jobs?
Speaker 2 (44:43):
You know, I reckon either or either. You have a
job title that sounds.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Awesome and when you applied for it, you're like, this
job sounds awesome, The.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Job sounds amazing. It sounds really cool but it's actually
pretty average. Or you do just genuinely have the coolest
job full stop.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Yeah yeah, like one or the other. Yeah yeah, okay, yeah,
came for that oh hundred dollars at Someone said that
you dropped a hell of a good rock pun that
none of us acknowledged. Yeah, I said geology rocks and
haircut went unnoticed.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Literally, everyone ignored me and they just kept talking. You
get a hair sorry, I forgot how it works around here.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
Or you can take the nine six nine sex. We
are looking for the coolest job title or and or
and or the coolest job, the coolest job period. Claudia,
our producer, surprised us with a haircut today, very lately.
Speaker 2 (45:47):
One hundred percent notice and complimented her on Accordingly.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
We've been looking at her all day and we didn't notice.
Speaker 8 (45:53):
We've been hanging out NonStop since one pm.
Speaker 11 (45:56):
I feel so bad. I'm always the one that notices.
No one in the office has noticed. If it makes
you feel better, and.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
I do know that makes us feel worse.
Speaker 11 (46:03):
But I think it's because this is what my hair
used to look like, so there's photos of me weather.
Speaker 1 (46:08):
I think it's because it suits you so much.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
Exactly right. I've known you when you've had your hair
like that, you have thought, Yes, I have you known
each other a long time. Anyway, we'll deal with this.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
We'll deal with this as a family, family meeting after
this go. But while you were getting your hair, do
you heard someone beside you with the coolest job title ever?
Speaker 8 (46:24):
And that was exploration geologist?
Speaker 1 (46:27):
Exploration geology.
Speaker 8 (46:29):
I think I know what I want to do with
my life now.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
They go hunting for rocks, Yeah, and places to go mining.
Speaker 2 (46:34):
Sounds so much cooler.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
So we're asking most other job titles like project.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Manager Yeah, boring, don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
So we're asking, do you have a cool job title?
Or even better, do you have an actually cool job?
Meddie has caught up, Hi Meddie him Maddie, good, you
got both. You've got cool title and cool job.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
I do. I am. I'm a manager of an escape
room business, and my title is a head game master,
head game master. You're right, you've got a cool job
title and a cool job.
Speaker 5 (47:13):
Yeah, it's a pretty good comment.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Are you good at escape rooms?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Absolutely? Love them?
Speaker 5 (47:19):
I'm good at them.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
Different story, whereabouts, Maddie? Whereabouts is the Eskate rooms that
you work at Hamilton. I love it might come down.
I love an escape room.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
I've heard Hamilinson described as one big escape room before.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Most people don't get out, we're kidding. I love this
text that's come through. They said, our work is really
creative at making new job titles to support pay increases.
Whenever someone has a new random job title, you know
that their salary has been bumped up. It's so good,
so good.
Speaker 1 (47:53):
Someone else ticked it and they said, I thought my
mum's job sounded cool. She's a phlimbottomist. Turns out it's
not a phlobottomist. Do you want to have a guess
what a flambottomist is? A phlebotomist?
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Is it a phlebottomist? Yeah, I was gonna say a
flam bottomist sounds way more extra Sorry, you're right. A
phllebottomist a phlebotomist, aren't they. It's something to do with
like blood.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
Yeah, they collect blood, wheeze and poos. Yeah yeah, they're.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
The ones who do the blood samples and stuff. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
not that cool, kind of yucky. Someone said I met
someone overseas who used to act in movies as a
ninja turtle, so his job title was actually ninja turtle turtle.
He would put this on all his official forms. That's cool.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
They talked to Robin. Hi, Robin, Hi, Robin, You've got
a cool job. Yep.
Speaker 3 (48:44):
So I'm a community support coordinator.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
It sounds official.
Speaker 5 (48:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (48:50):
I work with children that have disabilities to enable them.
Speaker 10 (48:54):
To live this lid ah fun.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
That's an awesome Robert.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
You have a rewarding job, Robin.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 10 (49:01):
So cool and I exist so many wins for the
kids house.
Speaker 2 (49:05):
Have you done that for Robin?
Speaker 5 (49:07):
So just over three years.
Speaker 2 (49:09):
Oh yeah, that's a great job.
Speaker 1 (49:11):
Thanks for sharing. We appreciate that. That's very good. Someone said,
I'm just a retail worker, but in a sex toy store.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Oo gives it a bit of flavor, but a spice.
Someone else said, a mate of mine is in the
Australian Australian Navy. His job title is Master of Warfare.
He did very well with the ladies on a Saturday
night when we were younger, simply by mentioning his job
title master of Warfare Master.
Speaker 1 (49:39):
That's a real thing.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Apparently.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Someone said Auckland Zoo had the best job titles. The
lead zoo keeper of the giraffes and zebras is master
keeper of the ungerlites, which is the scientific name for
large memmals with hooves.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
That sounds like it's something out of World of Warcraft
or something.
Speaker 1 (49:58):
The master keeper of ungou lates. I think I'm saying
that correct either way.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Either way, either way very cool. Someone else said my
job title airplane stunt pilots.
Speaker 1 (50:08):
We've got that person here, high Anonymous.
Speaker 2 (50:10):
High Anonymous, Are you really an airplane stunt pilot?
Speaker 7 (50:17):
Yes, I work with Red Bull.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
No freaking way, New Zealand. How do you even get
that kind of job? Anonymous?
Speaker 7 (50:27):
Well, I've just been flying plane since I was about fifteen.
I've done a couple flights for the for the Air Force.
What yeah, I've just I went to Australia recently and
had some I just did some works there. I was
at the Melbourne Grand Prix. I did a show there.
Speaker 1 (50:48):
How old are you, Anonymous?
Speaker 7 (50:50):
I'm thirty six.
Speaker 2 (50:52):
I was gonna say, you sound young. What's the craziest
trick that you can do?
Speaker 7 (51:02):
Oh that's tough. I love doing barrel rolls and you're
just doing vertical Have.
Speaker 2 (51:09):
You ever thrown up on yourself.
Speaker 7 (51:13):
When I was young.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
Yeah, what about in the plane? Yeah, that would have
been me, Thanks Anonymous. I work for Peter Alexander the
Pajama Store, so I get to work in my pajamas
a lot.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
Best at retail job ever. Pretty good. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Someone said I'm an international quintuplet fund manager and life assistant.
I'm a mum.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
I like the title though, fans makes it sound fancy as,
doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
We were talking before about do you have a cool
job title. Someone said I knew someone with the surname Ria.
They were in the Navy and they were a gunner.
Their title was gonna Rea.
Speaker 2 (51:56):
You've been had on that one?
Speaker 1 (51:57):
You reckon?
Speaker 2 (51:58):
Yeah, I mean, I hope it's true.
Speaker 1 (52:00):
I've got a cousin called Ria. That's where I could
have kind of maybe.
Speaker 2 (52:04):
Believed it is the first as their first name was
their first name, Dia.
Speaker 1 (52:09):
No gonna read.
Speaker 7 (52:23):
Hey.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Let's bring bring up the tone, guys, come on with
cure and we're doing birthday Banger, which is all about
your sixteenth birthdays. That's what your birthday banger is. Will
find out the number one song when you were sixteen.
Speaker 1 (52:36):
IST's going first is isther?
Speaker 5 (52:39):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (52:40):
Hey, you going, mate, How was your weekened? Oh?
Speaker 5 (52:44):
Just fantastic. Thanks, don't remember it.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
Must have made a bloody oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Well, well you know what.
Speaker 2 (52:57):
You're here now and that's the main thing. Give us
your birthday and we'll do your birthday.
Speaker 10 (53:01):
Begger thirty first of July nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
Right, that means Esther, you were sixteen and twenty thirteen
and on that day this was at the top. Oh,
it sounds like it fits you perfectly.
Speaker 1 (53:18):
Esther, I W Miley.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
You're not a fan. It's not my save yea.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Nothing's going right for Instagram.
Speaker 2 (53:31):
It's not going right for a been a bad year,
a bad yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 1 (53:36):
It's almost over.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
It's a bad vintage. Wait there, we're going to do
OL's but they begger get a l hi L.
Speaker 5 (53:42):
I was are going good?
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Mates? What have you been up to?
Speaker 1 (53:46):
I've been delivering delivering what.
Speaker 5 (53:50):
Okay, I need to be clear.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
I'm a career driver, so I've been delivering parcels.
Speaker 2 (53:53):
I'd say Christmas presents. There now I'm just taking a guess.
Speaker 5 (53:57):
Yeah, there's some black frade everything happening.
Speaker 7 (54:00):
Yeah, very incleaning. It's been crazy.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
It's been crazy.
Speaker 3 (54:02):
I've been listening to you guys for so long, and
oh my lord, it is the first time I'm gone
through so oh.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
Way there he is. Oh my god, welcome to the
show for the very first time. We appreciate you.
Speaker 6 (54:19):
I was very soon, but I wasn't very hard.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
I don't give thirty seconds and then you can cast
your head off. Good, okay, right out.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
All we need from you, mate, is your birthday?
Speaker 7 (54:31):
All right?
Speaker 2 (54:32):
So thurday June eight.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
All right?
Speaker 2 (54:34):
That means you're sixteen hour in two thousand and four,
and we've done the calculations. You've waited long enough. Here's
your birthday bank. I'll just go a bit black, Betty,
I love.
Speaker 1 (54:52):
Hard on the curry. Yeah, that is a banger. Cry
it up, yeah, crack it up. Wait there, wait, they
went there. One more birthday banger for GISs Hi.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Jess Hi, jess Hi. What's up, jess how's your weekend gone?
Speaker 3 (55:06):
Pretty good?
Speaker 7 (55:07):
God?
Speaker 2 (55:07):
All the Christmas stuff? Did you get some good deals?
Speaker 1 (55:12):
Wow? Last jeez?
Speaker 2 (55:15):
Your selling you very organized? Okay, well, let's see what
you got for your birthday? Banger? What is your DOB
tenth ninety one?
Speaker 5 (55:23):
All right?
Speaker 2 (55:24):
That means you were sixteen jess in two thousand and seven.
We've done some calculations and this is your birthday Banker.
It's Brittany b.
Speaker 1 (55:35):
Banger. Wow, what do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (55:38):
Jess?
Speaker 5 (55:40):
You're pretty good.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (55:41):
It's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
I was deeply obsessed with this song. It was her song,
her comeback song after she went through all that horrible stuff.
If people gave it a bad rap to the test
of time.
Speaker 1 (55:57):
Okay, wait, then we're going to choose between Spider Bait,
Miley and Brittany. I think it's pretty obvious from that reaction, isn't.
Speaker 2 (56:03):
It give me more?
Speaker 1 (56:04):
We need some more, Jess. You've just one birthday been
and congratulations.
Speaker 7 (56:10):
Awesome, thank you.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
You're welcome. Jess. Have a good afternoon.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Brian Clint, here it is from the year two thousand
and seven. Your birthday Banger is Britney's gimme morons it him.
Speaker 7 (56:29):
Clint, you're going to have the remark for me.
Speaker 1 (56:34):
We didn't hear a lot from The Unstoppable Danger or
The Incredible Ligo after that, did we We didn't. We
continued to hear from Miss Britney Spears, but.
Speaker 2 (56:42):
Of course that album was released in two thousand and seven.
Of course after it was her comeback album. And then
the first performance she did was at the MTV Awards.
Speaker 1 (56:52):
Yes with the Snakes.
Speaker 2 (56:54):
No no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (56:56):
That was before I know, so I'm getting them confused.
Speaker 2 (56:59):
Yes, but that was an iconic performance with the poll.
Speaker 1 (57:01):
This was with the pole, wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
I don't they might have been anyway. She came out
in a sparkly bra and undies and it was the
first time she'd performed and people had seen her since,
you know, she'd shaved her head and been through all
that horrific stuff. And I literally follow this woman on
TikTok who is studying. I think she's writing her PhD
(57:23):
on the masterpiece that is the Blackout album and how
genius it was, and she this woman reckons, she reckons
that because people absolutely ripped Brittany to shreds for that
performance and said she was terrible and she didn't do anything.
And this woman's like, the reason why she literally had
(57:47):
no energy and put no effort into it is because
of the songs called give Gimme Moore and she gave
you nothing right.
Speaker 1 (57:55):
And I was like, well, if that's true, that's blown
my mind.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
Anyway, fantastic album. So many bangers on there. Look, I'm
not gonna lie. This idea for this next game came
from an email I received this morning. Okay, I'm not
going to say who it's from. Doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.
Is it a person with a real job? Yes, received
an email. There was a lot of I would call
(58:21):
workplace jargon. Yeah, yeah, a lot of it, which I'll
be honest, I didn't understand a lot of it is
unnecessary too. Yeah, because I don't have a real job.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
People put in there to seem important.
Speaker 2 (58:33):
I feel like it's superfluous. There's a big word to
throw in there to make it sound like I'm not dumb.
I just don't know workplace jargon because we don't have
real jobs, which is why I have come up with
this game to test you, Clint Roberts, who doesn't have
a real job against the person who has a real job.
Welcome to the show, Crystal, Hello, Kyla, Kylda, you have
(58:54):
a real job. I do have a real job.
Speaker 10 (58:57):
I do marketing for the South Wackesol District Council.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Oh that's a real job.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
Yep, that's a full grown up job.
Speaker 1 (59:04):
Was how was marketing for the south waycutt or district
council going fun. Yes, it's good.
Speaker 10 (59:09):
I literally just am driving home with wheat clothes because
I got we did that like water transition trend and
you know where they cut a coconut and then it
splashes the person. Oh yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, top
the fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (59:23):
Hey, the council sounds more fun than our job right now,
have like a bit of fun.
Speaker 1 (59:28):
Okay, Crystal, you and I are going to go hit
to hit in a real job.
Speaker 2 (59:31):
Word off. Yeah, it's a jargon off.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
Jargon off.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
Hey, no jargon off around here, guys, right, jargon off
on your own time. Okay, all right, So who would
like to go first? I want to say, Crystal, you
can go first. I'm going to give you the workplace
jargon and you're just gonna tell me what it means
in layman's terms. Okay, okay, all right. The first term
I would like you to explain is what is an
(59:57):
actionable item?
Speaker 10 (01:00:00):
Oh, like an actual that's kind of self explanatory, like
an actual actionable thing. So it can't be broad. I
guess it needs to be like specific.
Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
The villain. She's jargoned you with more jargon.
Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
You've jargon, jargoned with jargon.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
And and now I'm out jargoned the specific a specific
thing too complete. That is, she pulled it back. She
pulled it back, and I'm going to give you the point, Crystal,
well done, Well done, Clint. What does the job jargon
bandwidth mean?
Speaker 11 (01:00:41):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Now, do you want the actual answer? Or shall I
jargon you off about? Like Crystal, Dad, I've been.
Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Jargoned off enough. I need some time to recover bandwidth,
I believe.
Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
As how much data the company gets.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I would have said the same thing, so don't feel bad.
Apparently bandwidth is the job jargon used to describe the
capacity to take on more work. I've got more band
with it at the moment. If you want to pass
on some of those actionable items, I'll be happy to
do them.
Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
I've got some free time.
Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
I've got some free time if you want me to
do some of those tasks.
Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Okay, one knell and the jargon off?
Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Okay, Crystal, next jargon off? Word for you or term?
What is a deck? A dick? What is a deck like?
If someone is presenting a deck? This might be workplace specific,
(01:01:46):
but I have heard of this before.
Speaker 10 (01:01:50):
Oh my gosh, it's not like a slideshow that is,
I'm going to give.
Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
It to you where you put together a deck.
Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, just say a PowerPoint.
Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
We all know what a PowerPoint is, right, Clint. Look,
let let's go a bit of a hard one. What
does it mean if someone it's thirty thousand it's a
thirty thousand feet view, guys, I just think everyone needs
to tackle this at a thirty thousand feet view.
Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Ah. A thirty thousand feet view is when we zoom
out from some perspective on the bigger picture and take
a long term approach to what we're trying to acheve.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Look, I'm going to give you half a point. I'm
going to give you half a point. It's looking at
something in the broadest sense.
Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Right, Okay, So if you have a point for that,
I take a half point.
Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Okay, I've got one more, which both of you can
join in.
Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
What does it mean in workplace jargon to jump the
shark is jump the shark there, Clint?
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yes, Clint, jumping the shark is to do something ridiculous
and desperate.
Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Crystal, do you want to add anything?
Speaker 10 (01:03:09):
Is it also like similar to jumping the gun? Like
doing something without really thinking it through.
Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
I mean both great answers. Technically, Jumping the shark is
a negative term that is used to describe when a
brand is no longer preferred by customers. Essentially, I know
where this term. I learned this term this year. It
comes from the show Happy Days when the Fonds, Yeah,
(01:03:37):
desperate Patings jumped a shark on a jet ski and
people just were like, oh.
Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
The show's jumped the shark.
Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
The show's jump the shark. It's over. You know what,
I'm gonna give it to Crystal because she does have
a real job title. And she beat you.
Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Yeah, that was low hanging fruit and you capitalized on that, Crystal.
You converted your leads and you have maintained equity and
achieved bandwidth. Congratulations, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
I think if we can circle back to this later
on and it's all about balance and.
Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
We let's depend on God.
Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
I'm glad I don't have to use any of those terms.
Free in Clint.
Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
That will do us for another day of the Brian
Clint Show.
Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Done for the day. Done like a dinner.
Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
You're off of some garlic prawns that you haven't been
able to stop talking about For three hours now, we've
been hearing about breeze garlic prawns.
Speaker 10 (01:04:31):
Mate.
Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
You know when your partner they're at home, so they
ask you, is there anything you feel like? Is there
anything you vibe? Nothing worse when you have no suggestions? Yeah,
today I knew how.
Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Willing to do the hard work or they need from
you at the thought starter.
Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
This is your opportunity to be like, what about this?
And how crap is it? When you don't have any suggestions?
Yeah today I knew exactly. It came into my brain.
Garlic prawns with a sign of asparagus. Sign me up?
Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
What do you serve the prawns on? Right? You're nice? Yeah,
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Had it in ages. God, nothing better than when you
garlic prawns your partners, Oh, very very good, like very
very good.
Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
I'll give it a ten.
Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
One of her tins? Do you always asked me to
rate her meals and sometimes I don't rate them a ten?
Is that bad?
Speaker 7 (01:05:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
They want that if you gave them are tins.
Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
I'm being honest.
Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
You gave more tins, the tins wouldn't mean as much.
Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Treat and mean, keep them keen.
Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Honestly is key sometimes.
Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Always give my wife a tin?
Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Why yeah, No, that's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Do you imagine giving any list?
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
You know, you've got to give her a ten in
your situation unless she deserves.
Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Never great and everybody, and we'll see back tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
All right, the bike.
Speaker 11 (01:05:52):
On instant Facebook talk and live weekdays for three him
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Him