ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th August 2025

• Producer Claud has been challenged... 
• Private Parts Song (Remix). 
• The return of Kid or Kidding. 
• "The Bali Curse". 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dared MS Bri and Clint Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
That's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat
little package just for you.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's ms Bri and Clint Podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Watch the new season of The Gilded Age streaming now
on HBO Max, Available on neonnglind.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm not sure if you guys listen to the news
before our show starts. But bre was and she's just
volunteered because the police need more training and arresting people.
She's just volunteered as tribute. If the police want to
practice they're arresting. She said, do it on me.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
I just said, I'm available, willing, ready, I get myself
to and from a police station, mainly available in the mornings.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Let me know, willing and ready to be arrested.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
What about the detained part? Are you prepared to be detained?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Depends which cops are detaining me.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
Until they process, so pick and use my cops. Now.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Detained is more just they put you in the cell
until they do your paperwork.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
They don't hang.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Out, No, I don't think there's a lot of hanging out. No, No,
you get to hang out with the other detainees.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
I'll skip that part of things.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Just the arrested.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Right, So you're you're volunteering is like a live how
they have those CPR dolls. You're just one of those, yes,
and you'll just thrash about a bit and be like
stop it, stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'm also willing to be chased okay, okay on foot
mainly lightly taste. I'll think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, cool, But if the police minister is listening, you
have our.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Number ready and willing. Like I said, pun show on the.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Way today, we have two stabs at the secret sound
that's happening.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
You already know that. That's at four and five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
We're standing by, standing by for the release of the
hotly anticipated Private Parts Remax. Yes now, producers working on
it right now.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
It was promised and it will be delivered this afternoon.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'm so excited as well.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
We're having to have it ready for tomorrow land or
at least or at least read them out.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
New Year's a well off year's New Year's. If you're like, someone,
please touch my.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Private past, anyone.

Speaker 5 (02:35):
Anyone, I've got a tent over there. Let's get into
trading verse lady.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
To start the show, We have fifty dollars cash thanks
to KFC on the line, eight.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Hundred dials in them.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
If you want to play, please touch my private I
am very lowly.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
It's just.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Play Briankland. It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
All right, back into it for another week if trady
versus lady. The trades really need to start picking up
some speed. They're on sixty four wins for the year,
the ladies on seventy one.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, they really do. A lady is calling from Carpony.
She is eighteen and she is a dog walker. Welcome
to the show. Sophie, Hi, Sophie, Hi. How many dogs
you walk in at once these days?

Speaker 6 (03:29):
So lady to check out eleven.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Has your dog walking business got a cool name? Like
my dog goes with a company called Hounds Like Fun,
which I think is quite clever. What's the name of
your dog walking business?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
We don't really have a name.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
We just walk them.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Oh yeah, nice, we just walk them. Not a bad name,
We just walk them.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, you can take that as the.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Name you're taking on out trading from New Plymouth. He's
eighteen and he once fell off a thirty meter scaffold.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Jamal Hi, Jamal, Hello, you're right, isn't it scaffolding there
for safety reasons like to stop you from falling off?

Speaker 7 (04:07):
Jamal's harness was for yeah right, Yeah, that's a great point, Jamal,
all right, Jamal, he wasn't aware in that Clint stupid question, Clint, Jamal,
your buzzes traded.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Sophie, yours's lady first person to give us three correat dancers.
Whin it's fifty dollars cash, good luck, Here we go.
Question number one.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
The Black Ferns kicked off their campaign with a win
over Spain this morning. What country is this World Cup
being played in? Rugby World Cup? Will give you a hint,
It's not New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
It's not Australia.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yes, Jamal just got in. No, Sophie, thanks.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Spain, says Spain. Yeah, no, it's England. England.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
England is what we will looking for. No points there,
That's okay.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
We move on.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Question number two, hosted by Jeremy Wells and Paul Williams.
What New Zealand TV series? Yes, Sophie, She's on the
money is back on the Telly Tonight seven thirty TV
and Z two. One of the Ladies. Question number three,
buzz in when you can tell me who sings this?

(05:25):
Sophie surely is a friend of mine. Was at a
festival where she played over the weekend. Very jealous over
in the UK obviously two to the ladies and no
under the trades. You need this one, Jamal, to stay
in the game. Question number four. New Zealand Fashion Week
kicks off this week in Tamakie Makoto. Out of these

(05:46):
three brands, which one is from New Zealand Mew mew
Zambezi Chanelle.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Yes, Jamal, well done.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
He's on the board back in the game.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
We founder a specialty category. It's New Zealand Fashion Designers.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
One of the trades. Two to the Ladies. Question number five,
True or false? A platypus is a mammal, Yes, Jamal.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
True, Well, it is true.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
He's right back in the game.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
One of the only mammals in the world that also
lays eggs.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
I think it might be the only one.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Actually, anyway, we're all tied up here in the sixth
This is for the win. Pecorino, Havati and Guda are
all types of what sophy. Well done. It's a great game.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
It was closer than I thought it was going to
be Jamal great comeback. But so for your the Trading Verse,
Lady Champion today, congratulations, good on Yre.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
So if we'll get that fifty bucks out to her.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Nice work, Ladies, go to seventy one Trade Stay on
sixty four The Gap.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Get Tmsbri and Clint podcast.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
There's a ninety two year old Italian woman in the.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
News today who is an absolute freak. She's got the
medical world in shock because this ninety two year old
Italian woman has the muscle cells of a twenty year
old and she's nearly eighty years old.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
She's an elite sprinter. She holds world records in three
different age classes.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think her name is Emma Maria Mazinga, and put
some goddamn respect on her name because she You're right,
she broke the outdoor two hundred meter world record twice
for women over ninety with a time.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
Of that's amazing, fifty seconds.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
It's a good time.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
She's she's doing the two hundred meter and fifty seconds genuinely.
Scientists are studying her because she appears to have the
cardio respiratory fitness of someone in their fifties and her
muscle function. They function as well as a healthy twenty
year old and she's ninety two.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
It's all the minestronees, yeah, minsron and olive oil, right
and poor Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
We hear at the Brian Clint show, No Strangers to
a Fitness Challenge, we love a race. Last year we
held our own women's one hundred meter race between Brie,
Claudia and Ella, our two producers.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Grudgingly we did it.

Speaker 8 (08:27):
Yeah, there was a few tears.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
It was on the tab.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yeah, yeah, we had it commentated. It was a big deal.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
It was huge deal.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Do you guys remember your times?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Don't remember?

Speaker 5 (08:36):
No ive of your times here?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
How do you still have these?

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Because they're on file? Like we're going to let this go.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
I mean that's true.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
Bri, you did the one hundred meters and sixteen point three.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Poor bit of training. I could get under fifteen. I reckon.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Ella you did the one hundred meters and seventeen point four.

Speaker 8 (08:54):
It was under twenty thankfully.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah. And Claudia you did eighteen point three.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
It's pretty much the same as Bruce. Ish.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
I felt that's a that's one hundred meters.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
I felt good about that. Races.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I didn't all women.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
I hurt myself in there.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Do you walk here next week?

Speaker 9 (09:14):
But I just remember Claudia being slightly behind me, going.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Why am I coming last in the video?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Because everyone was filming it.

Speaker 9 (09:24):
I had to speed us up because we looked too
too slow.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Genuine Christian, genuine Christion For you guys, do you all
think you could beat Imma Maria Mazinga, the ninety two
year old who does the two hundred meters and fifty seconds?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
I am pretty confident that I could be to I
agree with you. I think I could Ella.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
If I say yes, I don't want to do it.
I don't want to test.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
But do you think you could do it?

Speaker 8 (09:51):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (09:51):
I agree with you.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Claudia, I am very confident that I could see.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
Bri and I are not so sure.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I'm not as confident.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
We're not really that sure.

Speaker 10 (10:03):
Fifty seconds I did it in eighteen so if you
double it, that's thirty something.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
But the thing is when it's it's the one hundred
meters you fatigue less or missing over two meters, you
need to take a bit of fatigue into account. So
you wouldn't do your second hundred slower than your first hundred.

Speaker 6 (10:21):
Yeah, but I've got to take fourteen second spare.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
To Claudia's credit, she'd have to do her second hundred
twice as slow as.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
She'd have to do an I'm.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Still not confident that she could do it. I'm still
not confident.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Should we test it? No?

Speaker 6 (10:37):
No, I don't think we need to test it.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Tomorrow Tomorrow, trazy.

Speaker 6 (10:41):
Tomorrow, Sorry, busy tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
We're going to ride this woman over from Italy and
Claudia will race her.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
There's two options here. There's two options here. We could
do a strict time trial where we just time mainly
Claudia but everyone over two hundred meters and.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
See that you're all faster.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Or we put the call out to try and find
the oldest person that we can to go hit the
head with Claudia.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Is there someone out there that is well experienced?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Let us say, and I.

Speaker 10 (11:13):
Don't want someone well experienced, I want no experience.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
They well experienced, I mean of age, also well experienced,
a really unfit in a running race.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Someone with some miles on the clon.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Do you think you could take down producer Claudia in
a two hundred meters race? You said you're thirty two,
aren't you? I said I wanted you to race Mama Die.
She'd smoke me the next time Mama dies here like
she's in her sixties, Mama Die versus Claudia, who would

(11:48):
you bet on? Honestly, I feel like for this to
do we should do that the next time Mama dies.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I think she's a great option if she's up for it. Yeah,
I feel like to make this interesting, the person needs
to be minimum double Claudia's age.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
We're looking for someone fair for Coudous sixty four and
over who's willing to race Claudia in a two hundred
meters race?

Speaker 6 (12:15):
Can we make it at one hundred instead?

Speaker 3 (12:17):
No, it's two hundred.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
I really hurt myself last time.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Guys, you'll hurt yourself more on the hundred than the
two hundred because the.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
One straight.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Straight away you're fourteen seconds up your sleep ages.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Nine six nine sex. That's text number nine.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Sex nine six.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
If you are or you have access to someone sixty
four and over who's willing to race Claudia, I.

Speaker 6 (12:45):
Won't go easy on you. I'll give it my all.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
We're looking for a fit sixty year old Gaudia. Jill
mildly smokes them. She's like, yeah, in your face, it
was hard.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
Back to the rest home, bitch, text us a few
of your genuinely, we would love to make this happen.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
So, yeah, we'd love that.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
We If not, we would all love that.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
If not, Mama and Die is going to have to
step up.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
We're gonna have to fly over here, just so she
could beat Claudia, and.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Then we'll fly her back up.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
If we can't fly her over.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Is she willing to go down to the local Tinderfield
track and field?

Speaker 5 (13:22):
She would and tie herself.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Yeah, yeah, she could do that.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Get Steve to take one of the kettle guns down,
and my dad.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Would take it way too serious.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Put her into a training camp.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
He puts her in a pair of spikes.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
You're not losing to that, Claudia woman.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Mind the chance of Mama and I are running in
that two hundred meter race not beyond the realms of possibility.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
She has made contact with us.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
She was listening and she said to me, I'm looking
at flights as we speak game on.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
I'm really worried that she's actually gonna Oppia.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
I actually don't know who would win, Claudia or Mamma
die if you mess it.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
We're trying to get Claudia.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
We originally wanted her to race against the ninety two
year old Italian woman who's got the world record for
ninety year olds over two hundred meters.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
But I think we have come to the conclusion that
Claudia would just take that race out.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Do we come to that conclusion? Did we?

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I think if you do the math on Claudia's time
in the hundred, she would have around fourteen seconds to spare.
It's not fair because she's a professional runner and I'm
one third her age.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
So anyway, we've found you a competitor much younger and
breeze mum, Mamma die, and it's looking like this could
be the race that happens.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Almost too young. I think I probably would have to
back Mama die into the wind. She's quite athletic and
I'm really not, so.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
I would probably agree with you.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
And she's got good knees.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
On her fenklin belcome to a fresh round of kid
or ked where you could be a kid being a kid,
or you could be a kid tricking us to thinking
you're an adult, or you could be an adult, tricking
us into thinking that you were a kid.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
You could be anything.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
We don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
It can be anything. We have no idea.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
But what I'm so excited we have a play for
a while.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Please welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Our first contestant, Porsche. Hi, Porsche, Hi, Porsche.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Bye?

Speaker 3 (15:22):
How old are you?

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Porsche?

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I am twenty.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
One, twenty one one?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Congrats, big ure for you.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Did you have a big twenty first birthday? Porsche?

Speaker 9 (15:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
I did.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
What did you do?

Speaker 3 (15:40):
I went to a club with all my friend Yeah,
that's what you.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Do when you turn twenty one.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
What was your drink of choice?

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Porsche?

Speaker 5 (15:48):
What were you drinking?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Tequila?

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Nice?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I mean that's definitely an adult.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Definitely an adult because they know about tequila. Porsche. Are
you a twenty one? You're adult?

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Poorshcha.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
This is where you can tell us if you were
a kid.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Or you were kidding? I'm kidding? Good?

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Poor tracked again?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Did you know you're about to quiler?

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Flnds? Here?

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Flynn, Flynn?

Speaker 9 (16:19):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (16:19):
How are you going? Man?

Speaker 7 (16:21):
Good?

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
How old are you?

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Flynn?

Speaker 3 (16:24):
I am thirteen thirteen thirteen?

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Nice?

Speaker 6 (16:26):
What do you do for.

Speaker 5 (16:29):
A different joby?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
What do you do for work.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Oh, you're nice, double blo.

Speaker 4 (16:36):
He was quick on, that, wasn't he?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Because if you're an adult pretending to be a thirteen
year old, I'm a lawyer.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Do you like school, Flynn?

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Do you go to school?

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (16:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Kind of boring half the time?

Speaker 4 (16:50):
That checks out.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Too for a kid, Hagan. This is a real bona
fide kid that we're talking to.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Organ.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
It's a kid flood. Are you're a real kid?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yes? I am. Yeah. Are you thirteen? Flynn?

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (17:03):
You got him?

Speaker 3 (17:04):
He played himself.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
We've got him good himself. Isla's here, Hi, Isla, Hi Isler?

Speaker 10 (17:08):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
How old are you?

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Islerween?

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Me? Twenty? Do people say you sound younger?

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Yeah? So youthful? Right, you're just youthful. You did have
a driver's license, wouldn't you? Yes? What sort of car
do you drive?

Speaker 4 (17:31):
A great choice?

Speaker 5 (17:32):
Reliable?

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Yeah, hey, Isla.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
As a twenty year old, what have you been to
any live music concerts?

Speaker 4 (17:39):
What's been your favorite if you have.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
None?

Speaker 5 (17:45):
None?

Speaker 4 (17:46):
None?

Speaker 5 (17:46):
You don't like music?

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (17:52):
What's your favorite people?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Any favorite musicians?

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Good choice? That's an adult. We're talking to a.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Twenty year old, twenty year old adult. It has to be.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
You're definitely twenty, aren't you nice?

Speaker 11 (18:12):
Not?

Speaker 5 (18:13):
How old are you?

Speaker 7 (18:15):
Nine?

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (18:17):
God, you did well? Rats?

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Avery's here?

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Hi, Avery, Avery.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Welcome to kit or kidding, the game where we don't
know if you're a kid or you're kidding.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
How old are you?

Speaker 4 (18:27):
Avery?

Speaker 11 (18:32):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (18:33):
Amae twenty three three?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
It takes me a while sometimes to figure out how
old I am these days.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Too, Avery, you're the oldest contestant we've head on kid
or kidding today. Congratulations?

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
What have you been doing today as a twenty three
year old adult?

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Well, that's all right.

Speaker 11 (18:55):
Day talking on my phone?

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Talking on your phone.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Adults love that that checks out, checks out?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Are you dating anyone at the moment? Avery?

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:09):
How many people?

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Just one?

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Just one?

Speaker 4 (19:14):
You're one kind of relationship girl.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Are you're married?

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Oh? Yeah? Well? And what's your husband?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Have you had a husband or a wife?

Speaker 11 (19:26):
Is that your son?

Speaker 5 (19:31):
What's his name? Nio? Is he about grumpy at the moment?
Is he?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Why do you give him to his dad to sort
him out?

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Of course he is? Avery, That's always the case, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (19:48):
Where does your husband work?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
Truck driver?

Speaker 6 (19:53):
How long have you been married for?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Avery?

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:02):
Two years? And do you still love them?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yeah? Yeah, that's nice. You're you gonna how many kids
you're gonna have?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Two's a good number.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
I mean it checks out.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Avery, clearly, a twenty three year old married woman to
a trap driver with a kid.

Speaker 5 (20:20):
With a kid? Is that true? Avery?

Speaker 11 (20:24):
No?

Speaker 5 (20:27):
How old are you really?

Speaker 6 (20:30):
Was that?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Avery? Was that not even your son? In the background?
That was my brother?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Oh god, you are quick on your feet, Avery. Can
we find Avery some KFC? Because that was so good? Avery,
You've won fifty KFC chicken dollars.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
And if she doesn't enjoy her truck driving husband, will
he's gonna love them?

Speaker 3 (20:54):
She was so good?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
How quick was she?

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Sorry? That was my son, Puss?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Clint, the private parts remax delayed. But that means, oh mate,
good things take time.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Good things are coming so and we don't want.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
To rush it.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
No, you can't rush it.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
You can't rush greatness.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Did Michaelangelo rush the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel? No,
he took his time, and the Pope was like, I
need that ceiling ready by three thirty and is no,
I need another hour.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
I completely agree with that comparison that Clint just made.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
It's the same Michaelangelo's Sistine Chapel remix of the Private
Part song same same as art.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I'll let It Finish four thirty in Coming Darkening said
in Alarm it's.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Last week.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
I was filming some ads because apparently people want me
for that kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
Now, sorry, what you know?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Says you.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Port Kittle Black. I went out to film some ads
for this motor homes company.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
It was great. It was out of this really cute
little motor home.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
What do you call it?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
A camp camp, a van camp ground.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Camp ground, a campground that overlooked the water.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Was beautiful. Anyway, I got there early and they had
this lovely woman who was there to do my hair
and makeup. So I didn't look, you know, like i'd
woken up, It's exactly. So I looked a bit put together,
and she was so nice, and I was talking to
her about her life and where she's from and what

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she's about. And anyway, I learned the fact about this woman.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
She told me right, she's a mother of four, which amazing.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
She looked incredible, and she's like, here's a fun fact
for you. During all four pregnancies for my four kids,
I did the same thing every day of every pregnancy.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
I did this one thing.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Cry.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
I'm sure she would have probably done that as well.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
But no, no, she said to me that she cursed
the man that got her pregnant.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
I think she did that too, But she said, during
all four pregnancies, every single day she never missed a day.
She watched the movie You've Got Mail.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
She watched it.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Every single day of every pregnancy, and she had four
of them. No, No, I've done the math.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
You've done the math.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
I've done the math on this.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
So a standard pregnancy is about two hundred and eighty days,
so we're just going with a standard pregnancy. Sure, so
that times four, because she had four kids, is one thousand,
one hundred and twenty days. Right, Yeah, You've Got Mail.
The run time for that movie is one hour fifty
nine minutes, So which is I mean, I've done the math.

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Equals you times that by one.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
One hundred and twenty days.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
It equals one hundred and thirty three thousand, two hundred
and eighty minutes, which I've then worked out is ninety
two and a half days she spent watching the movie
Jesus Got Male.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
It's a whole tri mister. Yeah, of watching You've Got Mail.
Why You've Got Mail?

Speaker 3 (24:40):
I said that to her, it's one of her favorite
movies ever, would have to be, and I was like,
of course, it's a fantastic movie, one of the greatest movies.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Of all time.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
And she said it was her comfort thing during pregnancy,
where it gave.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Her comfort to watch that movie.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
So she was like, I'm going to do this every day.
It's a part of my routine.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Crazy that it's not just any Tom Hanks or Meg
Ryan movie, just it's that one specific.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Movie, because I mean there's other amazing movies with them
in it.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Of course there is, there's other amazing movies.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
But that was like her comfort thing that she did. Yeah,
she was pregnant, Isn't that funny.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
There's that podcast that Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt did
where they watched six in the City two every day for.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
A year and made a podcast about it.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Did you do that?

Speaker 5 (25:30):
They said, they went mildly insane.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Well, they also did one where they watched grown Ups too,
which also horrible.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
That sounds like tortured about it.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I wonder if she's watched the film since her children
were born or she has She's like one thy two
hundred times.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
That's my number, she still taught.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
She still spoke very fondly of the movie, like it
was still one of her favorite movies.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
I've seen no movies that often. But what is your
most watched movie?

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Oh? I don't know. I go through phases of where
I have.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
My comfort movie and I'll whack the comfort movie on.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
I'll just rewatch it over and over. What's my comfort
movie at the moment.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
My comfort movie for a while was How to Be
Single and with Rebel Wilson. Such an easy watch. But
it's funny.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah yeah, Mine's probably Zoolander.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Zoolander is a good one.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah yeah, but I'm not watching it.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Producers, Do you have a comfort movie that you just
will rewatch over? And you know what else? One of
my comfort movies is when I'm really really not feeling good,
my mental health is bad.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Rather to eh, it's a go to film for me.
You will practice me.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
It's like a big warm hug.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
It is okay.

Speaker 9 (26:41):
I would definitely watch the Hunger Game series or four
movies three times a year.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
I definitely watch that over and over as well.

Speaker 8 (26:48):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Sometimes I don't get to movie number three because I
feel like I went a bit downhill.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
Yeah, one of them.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Two are great.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Enjoyed the first two and then never watch because we
don't forgive them for killing prem still not over It's not.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Over it podcast.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Last week I brought your guys attention. The Private Parts
song gives you you.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Shifts, cass no notes, it's fantastic.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
The Private Parts song is by a teacher in Africa,
gelder Water Borer. I just want to give credit where
creditor is absolutely And last week we debuted that on
z M and I said to you guys, should we
make it into a remix? You know, should we make
it into a remix and then we can you know,

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first play it here on our show because this is
going to go viral.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
It's a good message too. The remix could help spread
the message.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Normally you don't want to spread things when it comes
to these kind of things, but in this case, we
want to spread.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
This really solid, important message.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
So if it takes time for these things to bid
and toast off, we get the remix done. Now a
hit of festival season.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
It's going to be an Iabetha.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
Who knows where this could go.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
It's going to Ibetha yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Mike Posner will be there. It'll be an ibetha be
popping off in the clubs. So, without further ado, here
it is the remix of the Private Parts song. Oh yeah,

(29:08):
oh yeah, come on wow, I mean I smell a hit.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I wonder if we can get that playlist playlisted anywhere.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Drink and georgifm would play it? I reckon, George, f
it's got them ridden or over? It does not.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Should we create a fake email and send it to them?

Speaker 5 (29:32):
We're not a real email?

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, okay, I'll be, I'll be. I'll be gelder Water
Borers manager.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Oh sure, we're going to get her permission, don't we
do we? Nah, it's a remix, the remix, Yeah yeah.
If it makes any royalties, we'll split it. Yeah yeah, yeah,
that's good. That's the that's the Private Parts remax. It's
first and maybe only play.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
It could be the only play, but I have a
feeling other radio stations are going to pick it up.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Oh, it's getting to snowball.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Should we should we drop it into Fletchmorn and Hayley's
music log Tomorrow Morning from Memory.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
They love it when we do that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
I can drop it into their log Yes, as a surprise.
They love it.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Yeah, yeah, just label at Harry Styles or something sneaky.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
The z M podcast network, I.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Read about this woman who said on a podcast. I
think she was like, this is the reason there was
no second date. And the date had gone really well
right up until the bills splitting.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
So here was the sitch one hundred and.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Forty dollars bill they decided and I think it was,
you know, a joint decision where they were going to
split the bill. Yep, that's completely fine, decide it up front. Yeah,
I think, so completely fine. She knew that, and she
so happened to have seventy dollars in her wallet, okay,
because I think the bill was like actually one hundred

(31:00):
and forty one dollars something.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
Okay, it was one hundred and forty bucks.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Sure, She's like, I got seventy bucks, puts the cash
into the little envelope and he turns around and says,
you owe me like ninety something since.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Wow, And she said, I knew at that point that
there was not going to be a second day. Who
who is doing that though?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Who?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
As imagined she threw cash and to make it easy,
and then he's put his card in and then they
go away, and yeah, I actually paid a nick Stra
dollar eighty.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
I think it was like one hundred and you know,
forty one bucks eighty or something, and he's like, you
owe me ninety something. Since you'd go, I would I
would actually be sick in my mouth. It would make
me that uncomfortable and I would be so I would
be that cringe over the situation.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yeah, I think at first I'd laugh, I'd go yeah, yeah, yeah, spot.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Later and if they were serious, I'd know, you.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
Do do you want my bank account number?

Speaker 3 (32:03):
But the thing is is that there is that guy's
perfect match out there. There would be someone out there
who would feel the same in those situations. Look at
Producer Claude.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Shots fired at single Producer Claud.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Producer Claud's not that over the top, but you do
love things to be fair.

Speaker 6 (32:30):
To a point.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
If the if the bill was one hundred and forty
five dollars, for example, and your date put seventy dollars
cash down, which left you with seventy five dollars to pay,
how would you feel?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
How would you feel?

Speaker 6 (32:42):
I would pay the rest and then complain about it.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Letter yeah, Claude, and you know what, and I love
that you know that about yourself and this is what
I mean. So like obviously those two aren't a match.
And she knew straight away where she was like, this
isn't going to wait for me.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
Should out of it? If you're throwing cash? And should
you be the one to over page?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Would you go, I've only got eighty dollars, I'll just
put eighty and you get the rest.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Well, she didn't have eighty bucks, oh she had city
said I only had seventy and I felt like it
was more than enough.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yeah, look at Claudia, She's like, it's not I'm trying
to put myself in.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
The situation.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Today. Okay, wait, let's put you in this exact situation.
You've gone out on a day, The bills one hundred
what do we say? One hundred and forty one bucks? Eighty? Yeah,
good day? Your date slides across seventy dollars cash. I
know Claudia would never say anything in the moment, No,
it'd be you know, you would just get on with it.

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But how would you feel inside about it?

Speaker 6 (33:41):
Do I really like this person? Or am I still
kind of figuring it?

Speaker 8 (33:44):
Out.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
You're still figuring it out.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
I wouldn't be happy.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
If you really liked them. Would it make you really
like them a little bit less?

Speaker 6 (33:53):
Oh no, probably not. Okay, it would sit there.

Speaker 10 (33:58):
I'd think about it, but I don't think it would
actually picked anything.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
I'm interested now role reversal. You're the person with the
seventy dollars cash.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
All good, Yeah, that's all I have.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
Sorry to close it up.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
Yeah, yeah, do as I say, not as I do.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Okay, wait, look, the bill splitting thing can be awkward,
particularly if you're not getting the waiter to just go
cut it in half and you both tap your cards
or whatever it is, or if they believe that you
had five dump things and they only got three dumplings,
or I don't know what it is. Oh god, yeah

(34:35):
yeah what Yeah, Well, actually you had a cocktail and
I'm driving, so I actually didn't have any I didn't
have anything, So I don't feel like I should split
that with you.

Speaker 5 (34:44):
But people are different. People will approach these things.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
I mean, unless they've down five cocktails.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
If you had water.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
In that case, I don't think that the date's gone
very well.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
Anyway, I'm on board then where I'm like this is
a bit, I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Oh, eight hundred dollars or text your awkward date bill
splitting stories into nine six nine sex specifically on a date. Yeah,
because there's that overarching you awkwardness.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
I'll also take ones that aren't on a date as well,
like maybe you've gone out for someone's birthday okay, and
it's an awkward situation between a friend group if you've
lost friends over it, where someone's gone, I'll pay for everyone,
and you guys all pay me back and then no
one pays back.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
I hate that.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Eh, it's z m's bringing Clint podcast awkward bill splitting situations.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
They made me so even reading the texts that are
coming through and make me so uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
And thank you for all of these texts. And there
are so many and we won't be able to get
through all of this.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
So many good ones, but all of.

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Them that I have read have made me go.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Let's kick it off with this one that says I
went on a first date to a Korean barbecue place
where you pay by the plate. I'm a vegetarian and
for one tray of vegetables, and I got one tray
of vegetables, which was reasonably priced. My date for got
three trays of expensive beef. He then got shitty at

(36:14):
me and called me a toxic feminist for not splitting
the bill. I did pay for my tray of vegetables.
Needless to say, there was no second day.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Maybe the awkwardness of bell splitting is a good must
test for the person that you're with, like that, in
that situation, your refusal to split the bill has made
that guy show his true colors.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, so you know you've actually come out on top
in that you got it out of him.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
My friend went out with her husband and another friend couple.
The guy from the friend couple ordered a ninety dollars
giant steak meal that the restaurant was famous for, as
well as beers. She and her hubby didn't drink. At
the end of the night, the guy told the waitress
to split the bill between the couples. My friend's hubby

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paid while she was in the bathroom, and when she
found out, she was furious at her partner.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
How do you feel about that situation?

Speaker 5 (37:03):
I read the room.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
If you are out for dinners as couples, it's often
easier just to split the bill. But if you know
that you had the ninety dollars steak, then.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
You pay for the ninety.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Four beers, and the people opposite you shared a pasta
and a couple of sparkling waters.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
You read the room.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
You don't do that.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
To read the room. You don't do that. That's it.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
I'd be so, I'd be bad too.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
He's a good laugh for you guys. I my X
I split up.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
With my ex before I moved out, and he made
me pay for more of the power bill as I
had a longer shower before moving out.

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Hashtag lucky escape.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
He tis a shower.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
You've got to.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
Be kidding me.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
I wonder how how he figured how he did the
math on that, like and how much extra? How much
extra it would it be?

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Like?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
How many minutes?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
How do you work it out?

Speaker 4 (37:56):
It was how much power.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
My friends and I were in Europe and we had
this one friend that never wanted to split the bill
the easy way. He had to always check the receipt
and wouldn't pay two euros for water because he didn't
have any. This was every single night of the trip.
There's two euros for water split four ways.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
There's this famous trip in my friend group from back
home where everyone talks about it.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
This one friend that got invited on this trip.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
I didn't go on the trip, but they said it
was pretty much exactly like this, and it made going
out for meals or dinner just like it just made
it awkward anyway that that person's never been invited again.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Yeah, well yeah, I don't if you're not fun to.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Is that awkward that they don't get invited anymore?

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Because do you think they know?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
I don't know if they know.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
My wife always wants to split the bill on our
date nights, Babe. Our cards come from the same account.
Now that's the prince, Yeah, it's the principal, right.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Someone else said I went to get ice cream with
a mate of mine and I went to the bathroom,
and when I came back, he said that he'd paid,
and he asked me to venmo him the amount that
mine was.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
It was under three dollars. Oh that's sad.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
We don't have vinmo here. Eh.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
I don't think so, because you can just bank transfer.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Then you transfer me two dollars sixty for your ice cream.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
My partner and I alternate when we go out for
lunch and dinner. Oh that's fun. So you go, oh,
I got the last one, you get this one, I'll
get the next one.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Coolah.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Unless you strategically pick real expensive places on their time,
on their time to pay.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
But it will work out because they'll know that you're
doing that, and then when it's your team, they'll pack
really expensive ones. It'll be like an arms race to
see who can take each other to the most expensive restaurant.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Next thing you know, you're.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Going for lunch at the top of the Skytower on
your partner's turn to buy.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
You've got to go back to work. You're like, maybe
I will have a magnum of Champagne's.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Tuesday Tuesday during the day, but.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
I might well, maybe I will get the dinosaur for it.
Thanks for your text.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
As z it M's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Time for round of how many? How many? How many?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
How many?

Speaker 5 (40:17):
That's a good amount.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
There's how many The game you win if you've got
the most something, and today it's broken bones.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
It sure is.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
So you had to have broken a bone before to
actually win the game. So we asked people who have
at least broken one bone to call through. Jordan's called
through High Jordan, Hi, Jordan, good, thank you.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
You've broken a few bones, Jordan, I have?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
I have?

Speaker 4 (40:44):
How many? Would you say?

Speaker 3 (40:47):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Six?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I've had x ray Oh okay, can you name them
off the top of your heads.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
I've done both lists. My elbow, my back, finger, a toe.

Speaker 5 (40:58):
You broke your back?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Which vertebrae? Uh?

Speaker 5 (41:04):
The one of the lower ones? Okay, you're at six.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Your job, Jordan, is to pick the person on the
Brian Clint Show that you think you've broken more bones than.
Your options are Bree Clint? Or are producers Ella and Claudia?
What do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Ummm?

Speaker 5 (41:24):
I think Claudia you drinking?

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Claudius the clumsiest on the show, no least clumsymb.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Yeah, good idea not picking Ella.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
She's vegan so she can't drink milk, which means her
bones basically dust.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
Jordan's It's so not true, don't you dare?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Lie?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
It's no calcium in her whatsoever? Brittle, She's like a wafer.

Speaker 8 (41:50):
Keep going anything else.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
She's like a dropped rice cracker.

Speaker 8 (41:55):
Are you done, Jordan? This is ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (41:59):
Okay, let's start with you then. How many bones are
you broken? Out?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
One?

Speaker 5 (42:02):
One?

Speaker 8 (42:02):
Only my pinky.

Speaker 9 (42:03):
It got stuck in a radio studio door when I
was getting a tour at Life of Him, and I
fainted on a tour.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
That's so embarrassing, though, yeah it was.

Speaker 8 (42:11):
It was really embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
You're still young. There's plenty of time, plenty of time.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
I don't want to I'm good, Bree.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
How many bones have you broken?

Speaker 4 (42:18):
I've broken five? Oh, I broke my both pinky toes
at one point in my life kicking it on stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
I broke a bone in my foot and multiple vertebrates.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
This year's five. You've got a back breaking buddy and Bree.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
Jordan, twin ur and l five probably similar vertebrates to
what you broke, Jordan, I'd say, Clinton, how many have
you broken?

Speaker 5 (42:49):
Three?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Three?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Both elbows and one vertebrae in my upper spine.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
You broke your back two just.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
A small fracture. Wow, it's called a clay diggers fracture.

Speaker 8 (43:00):
Are you doing something silly?

Speaker 4 (43:01):
You're digging clay its mills.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
It just leaves Claudia.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
So, Claudia, if you've broken less than six bones, Jordan
winds Free KFC.

Speaker 6 (43:10):
Six is a good amount.

Speaker 5 (43:12):
How many bones have you broken?

Speaker 6 (43:14):
Jordan? I will say, you've read me like a book.
I have never broken a bone. Zero.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
I'm shocked at that.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
The least cloves on the show.

Speaker 5 (43:25):
Because she doesn't do anything.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
I don't like to leave my house. She walks a dog.
That's about it, and that's scary.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Her favorite pants are made out of bubble wrap.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Yeah, Jordan did that.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Congratulations, You're the most broken man on the Brand Clint
Show this afternoon. So you've got fifty KFC Chicken dollars
coming your way.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Awesome, thanks Gy. Well, what was that suffering worth it?

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Suffering was worth it?

Speaker 10 (43:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Yeah, I have to break six bones.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Clay Zams, Brian cland the Barley Curse.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Anyone here heard of the Barley curse?

Speaker 5 (44:01):
No, I've never heard of the Barley curse.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Not talking about Barley Belly.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
That's what I went to initially, because that can be
a curse when you were ye, when you were when
you're cursing the meal that you had, yes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
And riding that porcelain bus.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
I mean, you've never been to Bali.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Barlie is the best, ye, right, I love Bali.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
I want to go back. Haven't been pages with the curse?

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Put you off?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
I have been a victim myself to this particular curse.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Okay, you're not shocked by that. I don't know what
it is.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
It's fair enough.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
I'm sitting it. Wait and find out what it is.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
The Barley curse is a widespread is tourist myth.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
It's when the white chicks come back with the braids.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
No, I believe that's Fiji.

Speaker 10 (44:56):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
The Barley curse is a widespread or as smith that
relationships will end sooner or later after visiting Bali with
your significant other.

Speaker 10 (45:09):
What when you say sooner or later? How later is later?
Eventually the relationship is doomed. Only hold on only if
you were not married.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Oh, if you were married, you were safe from the
barley curse.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Call myself.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
I went to Bali.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
The last time I went to Bali. It was with
a partner.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
That's right, it was with your last girlfriend.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
We broke up a year later.

Speaker 8 (45:40):
Did you go to Ballei Claudia with your No.

Speaker 6 (45:43):
I've never been to Bali. That was a different curse.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
A different curse. That was the Claudia curse happened.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
No, I'm trying to run through my head and think
about the couples that I know that have been to Bali.

Speaker 8 (45:55):
But wait, before we believe this, how do you know?

Speaker 4 (45:58):
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Like?

Speaker 8 (45:59):
How is this a who said it?

Speaker 3 (46:01):
So this is like a widespread miss wow that a
lot of people.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Talk about, mainly tourists.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
But I've looked it up and apparently there's origins in
a local legend about a heartbroken princess who cursed the
tanar Lot Temple to cause breakups amongst unmarried couples visiting
the island. No, that's where they reckon. This stems from

(46:34):
I'm all over this and so now the Barley curse
is something that people are aware of.

Speaker 8 (46:43):
I have with my family. My parents were married, but
they did break up. So that's but I had a
fling with someone. I didn't go with them, but I
was messaging them.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
And no way, But you could go to Barley now
because you're married.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Yeah, see you're safe. I want to test out this theory.
I want to talk to people next on I wait,
hundred dials at M if you have been to Bali with.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
A significant other, only if you weren't married.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
I just want to talk to the people that have
been on a Barley trip when they were in a
relationship and not married.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
We want to work out if you have fallen victim
to the Barley curse or if you haven't, do you
believe that you will?

Speaker 8 (47:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Do you feel like your relationship is now doomed?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
And now that Breecee told you about the Barley curse?
Do you know why your relationship is doomed?

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Also text us on nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
If you can relate if you've fallen victim like myself
to the Barley curse?

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Can we prove or disprove the Barley curse this afternoon?
Let's see what we can get. We need unmarried couples
who have been to Bali together p at Ms.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Bree Clinic podcast The Barley Curse.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
If you haven't heard of it, welcome.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
You've got people really scared about this, and people who
have only heard half of what you said because someone
sticks and they said, my coworker and his girlfriend have
just been to Bali, Brie, what is the curse? They've
had enough, they don't need any more shit.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Well, I don't wish this upon them, but I am
not in charge of the Barley curse, which is the
fact that if you go there for a holiday with
your significant other, and you are not married, you will
break up when you return home. Your relationship is cursumed,

(48:41):
it's cursed. That is apparently the Barley curse.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Can we prove or just prove it this afternoon? This
person wants to be Anonymous. Hello Anonymous, h Anonymous, Hi,
and what's your experience with the Barley curse?

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Anonymous?

Speaker 12 (48:56):
So I went to Bali in twenty seventeen with my
children and my partner at the time, we were not married.
Two months after we came back.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
We're separated.

Speaker 12 (49:08):
It was quite yes, it was quite sudden, and I
was like, oh what, but yeah, we broke up.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
Was there any signs?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Was there any signs that your relationship was in trouble
before your trip to Bali?

Speaker 12 (49:20):
A little bit here and there, but nothing really, you know, relationship,
nothing drassened down, but nothing. Yeah, absolutely, not really that
bad of signs. And then next minute we've broken up.
Our whole family broken up, and I'm like, well, I
didn't really expect that.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
And I was just driving home and I was like, what,
Oh my god, So you just heard us talking about
this and you were like, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
I could have been a victim to the Balley curse.

Speaker 12 (49:43):
Yeah, and we went around to temples and different things
with the kids.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Now, no, you're basically asking for Yeah, the temples basically
say they do the most cursing.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
Thank you, Anonymous. That's helpful.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Adam Here, I've been to Bali with my ex and
her family. We broke up six months after we got back.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Creepy Kira is here.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
I know eight one hundred dollars at him? Hi Kira,
Hi Kira.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Hello, thanks, you're about to go to Bali with your partner? Correct? Yes,
we fly out on the fourteenth of October.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Are you married?

Speaker 3 (50:18):
No, we just recently got engaged, so I thought, I
wonder if it'll fix people that have that are engaged
but not yet married. Interesting, Caira, have you thought about
eloping before going? Well, we thought so, but we thought
we could be your little guinea pigs and if the winning.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Gow No, no, no, we're not willing to risk your relationship.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Hia, I am no.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
The price is too high, Kira, it's too high.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Well for me, we.

Speaker 5 (50:47):
Will tell you.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
We are having texts from people who got engaged in Bali.
Someone said we got oh. No, we got married on
the beach in Bali and we're still together. Thirty five
years later.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
So maybe he was going to do it and Bali,
but the sort of timing was sort of right. Yeah,
we got to for kit, so he's going to do
it on holiday.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Over the effort, Kyra ended dropping the knee beforehand.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
It says here, No, the Barley curse does not inherently
include engage couples because the local folk tale and myth
specifically applies to unmarried couples.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Right, so the intention of being married should be enough
to see Kira through.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
I think you'll be Okay, Kira.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
The wedding is on and you're more than welcome to Hell.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Yes, well, if it happens and barrack Kira's wedding.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
We went to Bali in two thousand and four.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
He proposed over there, and we've been together for twenty
three years. Okay, so you can go unmarried and unengaged.
So long as you get engaged while you're there, then
your relationship will survive.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Right, someone else said, I went to Bali with an X.
We broke up a few months later. A lot of
people me and my partner now fiance as of two
weeks ago, head to Bali in October. Should we not
go my current partner and his ex went to Bali
and they broke up months later.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Not me, but a close friend went with her very
fresh boyfriend at the time. She got terrible Barlei belly
and pooped herself everywhere in their villa.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
He had to help her.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Seven years later, they are still together and go to
Bali every year.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
They're not married. I think the Barley Pooh the Pooh
bound them.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
The Pooh drives away in a bad spirit.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Veniceia Vani, Hey are you going?

Speaker 3 (52:37):
You had a tour guide warn you about the barley
curse Finney.

Speaker 11 (52:42):
Yeah, yeah, he basically had that pen a lot temple.
He's like if you go there, like, it's a nice place,
but if you don't think you're going to get married
to the missus, Like, don't go there because you'll get cursed.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
They know about it.

Speaker 11 (52:57):
Yeah yeah, he was like, don't go. He's like, it's
a nice team, but don't go if you don't get married.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (53:03):
But I think somewhat did curse us because I think
on while we're at Bali, I think I and the
missus on the back of the scooter and we we
ended up in a rice.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
No, after the beach club.

Speaker 11 (53:20):
Yeah, yeah, Scooter and like two until.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Did you guys, did you guys break up?

Speaker 11 (53:27):
No, it must have been.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
You know, the rice patty must have washed the curse off.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Yeah, the rice paddy does have good spirit.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
It does from it's cleansing. Okay, thank you for your
local insight. But that's invaluable. We appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
It's very split on the text.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Someone else said, went on our first couple's trip to
Bali after dating for six months, survived the Bali curse.
Six years later, we're now five months married.

Speaker 5 (53:53):
Good god.

Speaker 10 (53:54):
See.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Yeah, if you're married, you're in the because.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
You had their intention to get married. It must have
been and they might the spirits have known.

Speaker 4 (54:02):
I think if you're in a new relationship, go to Thailand.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yeah, maybe go to Thailand once you're married, then go
to Bali.

Speaker 5 (54:13):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
Don't say you weren't warned. We're going to do a
birthday banger Nicks, England. Someone's ticked in and said, hey, guys,
I can vouch that it also applies to married couples.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
Lol.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
I just realized I married couples aren't safe either.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
My in laws, my wife's parents have been married for
forty plus years.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
They've just got back from a three week trip to Bali.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
It's like one of them is going to have an affair.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Oh no, I mean good for them, but oh no, birthday.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Let's do some birthday baggers for your pue day number
one songs when you turn sixteen.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Let's start with Brayer, Hi.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Brier, Brayer, Bria, Yeah, Hi, Bria, Bria, Bria.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
I heard it's your birthday tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
Yeah, sure, is happy.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Birthday for tomorrow. What year are we talking?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Thank you? Nineteen ninety six? All right, that means you
are sixteen, Bria in twenty twelve and on the twenty
sixth of August twenty twelve. This is at the tops
Jesus start God a Guy Sebastian banger.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I'm happy with that, yeah, Bria, Brian, I actually did
quite a good rendition of this song.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
No, we did not, Yeah, we played it to Guy Sebastian.

Speaker 4 (55:39):
It's never sounded worse. Brian, it was not good. That's
a great birthday Banger.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
I'd be stoked, Bria.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Like, so let's do Clear's birthday be cure Claire.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Mclaire, Hi, how are you good? Mate?

Speaker 5 (55:52):
How was your weekend, brilliant, full of sunshine.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Oh that's what we like to hear.

Speaker 8 (55:58):
Good on you.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
What is your day of birth, Claire?

Speaker 5 (56:02):
There's even of December nineteen eighty two.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
All right, that means you were sixteen nineteen ninety eight.
We've done our calculations and here's your birthday bank. Oh
that takes me back. The Spye Girls their goodbye song
titled Goodbye?

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Was this their breakup song?

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (56:26):
This was their last song together. Oh wow, what do
you reckon, Claire?

Speaker 3 (56:34):
It's iconic.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
You can't go wrong with the spy s Girls song?

Speaker 5 (56:39):
Okay, wait, they're Claire.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
No comment?

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Oh she says iconic. I think she might have been
being generous.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Iconic in the fact of that it ended. It was
the end of an era.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
Yeahs post Jerry, right, Yeah, Jerry had already left. The
writing was on the wall.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Jerry had already left. And then yeah, this was a
little while after.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
That, and then they did this.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
So okay, Victor's here and it's Victor's birthday today. Happy birthday, Victor, Happy.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Birthday, Thanks guy.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
What have you been doing today for your birthday?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Victor?

Speaker 5 (57:11):
No much, just work And I'm just chilling at home
with the missus lovely.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Well, let's hope there's a big birthday present for you tonight, Victor,
we'll do your birthday bang and now what year ninety two? Okay,
that means you were sixteen in two thousand and eight
and on your sixteenth birthday.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
This was number one. Kids, it's his birthday present. He
gets to kiss his missus tonight.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
H Do you like it?

Speaker 5 (57:45):
Birthday boy, Victor?

Speaker 7 (57:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:47):
Yeah, pretty good, pretty good, it's good.

Speaker 11 (57:48):
I like to say two things just first one, long
time listener, first time cold, okay, day, yes.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
Vector, it's your birthday.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
It's your birthday.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
And what was the other thing you needed to say?
Second thing is happy birthday to Bria tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Yes, that's very kind of you, have you, Victim, What
a gentleman.

Speaker 2 (58:08):
True gents, Okay, we've got to choose between Katy Perry,
Spice Girls, Battle Scars. I'm voting for Guy Sebastian.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
I think it's Battle Scars.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
I think that's the song, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
I think Bria is taking it out Brian the birthday
go tomorrow. Congratulations, you're the winner of Birthday Banger today.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Thanks, guys, I have a good Birthday tomorrow, Bria, thank
you here It is from twenty twelve Guys Sebastian and
Lupai fiesco on Zim You have more withcars clin.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Guy Sebastian and Lupai fiesco on Zidim Brian Clinder to
Birthday banger from twenty twelve for Bria. Someone texted and said, hey,
guys Millennial here. Why do I remember every single word
to the song but not what day of the week
it is?

Speaker 4 (59:02):
I think it's because you remember the important thing.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Exactly right, you know, exactly right.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Why does it matter what day of the week it is?

Speaker 5 (59:09):
No, when Guy Sebastian's battle scars.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Exhaust, Yeah, and you're at the point of breaking. Yeah,
and it's impossible to shake.

Speaker 5 (59:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
We didn't play Spice Girls. I wonder if you would
have remembered every word to that.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
That says it's place.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
I quite like this song.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Yeah, not my favorite Spice Girls song.

Speaker 5 (59:31):
No, no, not even top five.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
It's got a place.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
What is the Spice Girl's top five? Stop?

Speaker 4 (59:39):
Wait wait wait wait, wait hold on stop.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Definitely in there.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
I want to be obviously, spice up your life. Spice
up your life? Is that no, no, no, no, that's
that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what did you say?

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Stop?

Speaker 5 (59:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
For the song we sing on that segment.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Who do you Think You Are?

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
Yes, gotta be in there, got to be.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
In there, about when two become one.

Speaker 5 (01:00:10):
When count to become one?

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Or Mama, guys, I've got the top five. Okay, so
it's gonna be spice of your life. Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
What was the other one we said? For the segment stop?

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
No stop, yes, stop.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Viva forever, No, viva forever.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
It's not in that. What's the other one we do
in the segment.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Who do you Think you Are?

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Who do you think you are?

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
And the and the last one don't say holler to
round out, No, don't say holler the two thousand hit Holer, No,
it's not hoo.

Speaker 8 (01:00:52):
Coler when you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Should have played hop and then ever Blistening would have went, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
She's so wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Cares about the spice skills holor.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
No one cares about the girls hollow.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Just because it was at the end of at the
end of their good run.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
This is them trying to be Destiny's child is everything
And you're British and white, well most of you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
They definitely browns out the Top five.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Clinch podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
It's no secret that Bri and I immune to the
Kiwi conspiracy. A lot of New Zealanders and people around
the world actually have been brainwashed into.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
Believing that this ridiculous creation, the kiwi is real.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
It's not a real bird.

Speaker 5 (01:01:40):
It's not a real bird.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
There's birds and they can't fly. Who came up with
that stupid myth?

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Well a beak like that, that's not a bird. No way, okay,
that's not real.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
The marsupial if it is real.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
When we told our producers that we were going to
talk about this, they were quite shocked. But that's because
they're brainwashed like the rest of the media, and they have.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
You ever seen wait, let's just see. Have you guys
ever seen with your own two eyes a kiwi in
real life?

Speaker 9 (01:02:07):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:02:08):
Where in the bush at the zoo?

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
No, it was at the zoo and it was behind
some glass.

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
And it was dark.

Speaker 8 (01:02:16):
You're sounding like flat earthers.

Speaker 4 (01:02:19):
Excuse you, seriously, excuse?

Speaker 8 (01:02:21):
Do you believe that the moon landing was real?

Speaker 5 (01:02:23):
All right, I'll bring in that stuff. Look, this is
what they do.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
This is what they do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
This is what people like you do when we try
to get down to fat.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
They're trying to distract them, trying to discredit us, try
and discrediticulous.

Speaker 8 (01:02:37):
Okay, say your thing, and then I'll and then I
will say my thing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
No, we'll just say our thing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
No one has ever seen a kiwi in the wild,
no one, No one that isn't being paid by the government. Okay,
people from the Department of Conservation will go, Actually, I
breed kiwis.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
And who pays you? The government? The government, All government
conspience paid by the government.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
In fact, kiwi's this is you're hearing this. You may
be hearing this for the first time, and it's hard
to hear.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
It's quite shocking the first time you hear it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
I'm gonna tell it to you straight, Okay. The kiwi
is a marketing tool used by the New Zealand government
to trick people into coming to New Zealand to spend
money to try and see a bird that doesn't exist.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
It's the perfect scam. It's the perfect scam.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
And everyone always has the same experience.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
They're like, you know, I think we went out there.
We didn't want to disturb it too much. Turns out
they're nocturnal. That sounds very bloody convenient to me.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
We were gonna see one, but the weather was bad
one night, so they said would have to come back
and fortunately we had to go back to Finland, so
we didn't get to see it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
We didn't have the time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:45):
You get this, no, no, no, get this look announced
today by the Pooh the Poop come clean the Pookaha
National Wildlife Center in Masterden.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
They've come clean.

Speaker 5 (01:03:59):
No the ope it. They are now promoting a white kiwi.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
They've said, oh, he's getting out of control.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Haven't visit us at the Pookaha National Wildlife Center in Masterden.
We've got a new variant. We've got a white kiwi
and you should come here, and you should spend money
to an albino key. Yes, some kind of gene mutation,
some kind of super key.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
We're not even buying the other type of key weed,
let alone the albino can.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
I say, I actually expected bitter from the Pookaha. I
thought they were above this too, but it turns out no.

Speaker 8 (01:04:34):
Oh, hello, okay, you guys are actually ridiculous.

Speaker 9 (01:04:37):
Talk to your friend Bree pack Socati. He's done a
TV show called and Dangers Species.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
This is way wait wait wait, wait this is where
I got the information from. I filmed Taskmaster with him
and I said to him, mate, so you know that
whole time you film that show about endangered species, did
you ever see a kiwi?

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
He did, and he said no.

Speaker 5 (01:04:59):
I was no, no, no, no, no no no, don't
you begin, he.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Said, for the cameras, for the cameras, we made it
appear like we saw.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
But no, And even if he did, even if he
did see one. Guess how they funded that show New
Zealand on the air.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
The government.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
The money for New Zealand on Air comes from that government.

Speaker 9 (01:05:18):
Back on the government naz spreading false information on the
radio for.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
All of our get rid of it. You're hear it
here first. If we're not on it tomorrow, you know
they've come for us. You know they've come for us.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
Okay, the governments are very powerful.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised if if we are
missing persons.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Tomorrow, we're bravely taking a stand missing person just.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
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