ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 4th September 2025

• Horror starts to overseas trips. 
• Why are the grandparents not allowed to babysit anymore? 
• If the answer is Sunday, what might the question be? 
• Bree's NEVER going back to her gym... 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show requested, So here it is. As long as you've
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's did EM's Brian Clint.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
Okay, we are going to witness the most anticipated show.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
In their history of professional radio.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Dad, em Brie and Clint.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
We're back. Everybody, Good afternoon.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Don't you hate when you think that you've replied to
someone and then you realize that you never sent the message.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh it's sitting there typed out being center. Yeah, yeah,
my partner and you're busy getting frustrated at them for
not replying to you, But you never had seen.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
My partner texts me at eight thirty this morning and
I haven't replied.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Was it important? What was it about?

Speaker 5 (00:56):
It's about imputating our dog's tale.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Are not important?

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Then, poor Meryl, we might have to amputato tale. It's
all we talk about, ye in our relationship at the moment, like.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
It's the only thing. It's consuming us.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Poor Meryl, blood all over the walls every time I
get home.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
It's a joy. Maybe it's subconscious that you didn't want
to reply.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
You know what, I think you're right enough. You had
enough of thinking about it, talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
It seven day off. That's what I do with my
big issues. Just ignore them for a bit.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah that's healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, yeah, let's let them fester scam over a bit. Yeah,
the best way to do it. Hey, really good show
on the way. What's the plot? Is worth eight hundred
dollars and we're going to play it at four thirty today.
We're going to give away two more Doja Cat tickets
and they're going to go before four o'clock this afternoon.
The first person through when you hear Doja Cat on

(01:54):
the show is going to get two free tickets to
see her at Spark Arena this November.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Right now, though, Trady versus Lady, the trades on a
bit of a roll or the ladies won yesterday?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
No Trady one, it was lady tradies. Oh yeah, of
course it was.

Speaker 6 (02:08):
Yeh.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
So we need trades and ladies eight hundred dials at
M fifty bucks up for.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Grabs, sixty nine tradees, seventy three ladies.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Playeams Brionkland, it's Treaty versus leady.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Good day, Welcome to Trady Verse lady where the scores
are seventy nine seventy three ladies sixty nine trades.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
That's why I do that part of them.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
YEA, well you didn't.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Let's talk to our ladies. Our ladies from Palmerston North.
She's thirty two and she loves to cook. Welcome to
the show, Holly.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Hello, now you're doing my but Hi Holly, Welcome to
the show. How's your day been?

Speaker 7 (02:53):
Bos been good?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
If you're trying to impress someone, what are you cooking them?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Umm? Oh definitely my carrot cake called lemon Kkeshley depending
on us.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
The lemons are out you, yeah, get the lemons out.
Holly loves a good carrot cake. You're taking on our
trading from christ Church. They are twenty nine and he
represents Canterbury for nitball. Welcome to the show. Cameron.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Hi, Cameron, what's going on? Not much?

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Will you have a game on our show where anytime
anyone says they play netball, we guess what position they play?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, and we good luck. Very little about you, Cameron.
I reckon.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
He's screaming Cameron the center.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yes, cec Yeah, you're in the Center's Cameron, you are
being on.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yes, get out, Oh chalk that lne up producers.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
All right, Cam, your buzzes, Trady, Holy your lady. The
first of three correct answers gets fifty dollars cash from KFC.
Good luck. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Question number one, the all Blacks take on the spring
box at Eden Park this Sunday.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
What is South Africa's capital city?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Lady, Yes, Holly, Jhannah's Johannah.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
It's a great great Yes, Cameron.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I should notice and uh no, I've got a pass pass.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
I feel like capital cities are always quite hard.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
It's never the one you think.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
No, Yeah, Cake is on the money.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
No points there. We move on to question number two.
What color was Barbie's original dream car when it came
out in nineteen sixty two. I'm going to go Holly
by the skin of her teeth.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
I want to say pink, but I want to say white.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
You got to say one of those.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
You're lucky in white, white white.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Cameron, Well, it's going to be pink, right, it is pink.
Holly's kicking it. That was hard here. We couldn't leave you.
We had to let you make your own mistake. Oh
that was hard.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
That was a bugger. Okay, get back on the horse here.
Question number three buzzing when you can tell me who
sings this?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Holly, She's not going to make this one up.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Holy, She's back in the game. Nice work, one apiece.
Question number four, why did the chicken.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Cross the road?

Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yes, Cameron was behind it.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I don't know. Great answer.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
To get to the other side.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
She is, That is the answer, he was behind it.
I feel like I want to give a point to him.
To the ladies wonder the trades.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Question number five, in what country did the luxury brand
of a sachet originate?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Lady, she's giving it to Holly. Holly at least correct.
Italy is correct, and that's the win? Is that a
That is the win? Get much tighter controversial last point
only because of how tight you know they see there's
a thing, and we need to make this clear to

(06:03):
everybody because you say it, and you hear yourself say it.
But what you're hearing, Cameron is Holly from the other
end of the country. Say it. It go up to the
radio tower, then come down through the radio back out
to your phone. So then there's a little delay. We
have to take the one that gets broadcast on air first.
And according to our producer Holly Claudia, that was Holly.
It was bloody close.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Even though you know all the delay and everything, it
sounded pretty much nearly spot on.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
But Holly, fantastic win from you fifty bucks. We'll get
it out to your asap.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
No bloody worries speaking the Night of Cooking.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Yes, it's nice.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
CDMs Bree and Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Just a trigger warning, you're going to hate this story.
It's to do with my sister who just oh and
I hate your sister. My sister is awesome, but she
has not travel a lot. Okay, she hasn't really been overseas.
She went to Australia.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
This is a story about something bad that happened on
a flight.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Kind of also kind of kind of not kind of
kind of the opposite at the same time. Just hear
me out. Okay, she hasn't traveled much. She has been
to Australia before, and so I was really excited for
her because she missaged us just two weeks ago, and
since she's going to London for the first time I
ever going to London for two weeks, huge trip, yes,

(07:30):
going with her boyfriend and the how long are they
going for digit so going for two weeks, and she
found out two weeks ago that they were going so
very short turn around. Yeah anyway, showed up to the
airport earlier this morning to catch their flight to London.
The flight was yesterday.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
No, yeah, what what happens in that situation?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I don't know, because I've only ever like missed a
flight from like Auckland to Wellington, which I mean, and
in that case you're big and plead and big and plead,
and they go, well, we've got a seat on the
next flight, but it will cost you one hundred dollars,
just take it. I don't know how that works with
a flight from Auckland to London. I don't know how
that works.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
And you'd rather be a day early, wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Yeah, you would, because then you can at least get
a motel, yeah, or going to go and stay at
your brother's place for the night, or worst case, just
to hang out at the airport for twelve hours. You know.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
But oh, that's my stating absolutely that mistake.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
She hasn't traveled much what so.

Speaker 5 (08:38):
She doesn't know how to read a calendar.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Hey, hey, it's too early for finger pointing. Okay, it
happened today. What you were saying, what happened? What you
were saying, You're what you're saying not helpful.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Happened today.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
It happened this morning. She went to the airport this
morning and the flight was yesterday.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Oh no, So.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
In my head I was a little bit like, but
from like a fly to London, wouldn't they call you?
Wouldn't they be like, hey, no, I know they wouldn't,
but they don't.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
I don't think they'd call.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
You to be like I feel like they should. They
should be like, hey, hey, babes, just chicken in you
speaking of chicken in? You haven't are you coming?

Speaker 4 (09:17):
They would have called them over the loudspeaker at the airport.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Now they wouldn't because they weren't chicked in.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
What time was it?

Speaker 8 (09:23):
Was it one of those like it's close to midnight,
So it's kind of confusing what day it could possibly be?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
That's what I was wondering. If it was like a
if it was like a twelve thirty A M.

Speaker 8 (09:35):
Yeah that And so she was like, yes, this is
the third, but you arrive on the fourth, because.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 9 (09:43):
Did she did she get an email, because you know
it's like chickens.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
Ready you get those emails again again.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
This is not helpful. This is not going to this
is not going to get her there. Okay.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
People on the text machine are saying how airline sends
so many altars at time.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
They do send a lot of reminders, but then I mean.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
If it's a day, you know apart, you're probably just
like when you see the reminders, you're kind of like,
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's coming up.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Is she getting reimbursed or is that reimbursed?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
No way, it's it's their fault. Did she Okay? This
could be the saving grace? Yes, she obviously would have
had travel insurance.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I would assume so. But that doesn't cover you for
forgetting what day your flight is.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
It doesn't. No, No, there's any travel insurance. What if
you like, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
I don't think so. If you miss your flight, if
you miss your flat because of like a medical reason,
then you're covered. Or if you got burgled and they
took your passports or something, your travel insurance will come in.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Some travel insurance policies cover you for miss flights, but
only four specific unforeseen and unavoidable reasons, beyond your can control. Well,
this is clearly beyond your sister's control.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
It was definitely unforeseen.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Yeah, like if she had a foreseen this, then she
would have went yesterday.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Look, thoughts and prayers, occasion. They're still hoping to get there.
They're going to do their best. If anyone's got a
free ticket to London, they're not using that leaves tonight.
Can you text nine six nine six.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, and make sure you specify exactly when it is.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Make sure the flights for today and not yesterday. I
would like to hear from people who had a horror
start to their big holiday. So the holiday got off
on the wrong foot from the very beginning, yep. Whether
it was crashing the car on the way to the
airport or the tent blowing off the roof of the
car when you were going keeping, I don't know the

(11:49):
thing that happened at the very start. And were you
able to put that to one side and still enjoy
the holiday? You know, were you able to recover from
the thing that happened, put it to.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
The side whilst you're on holiday and then you deal
with the chaos once you get back.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
We're talking about horror starts to the holiday. My poor
sister showed up to the airport today for her big
flight to London. It's her first trip to the UK.
It's the furthest she's ever traveled. Ever, it's quite a
big deal. She showed up to Chicken for her flight
this morning and the flight was yesterday.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
Missus y. Traveling can be very stressful.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Yes, I've been in this situation with a friend of
mine when we were coming back from a big weekend
in Sydney and all we wanted to do was get home.
We've been over for the bleders Low. We'd had an
excellent weekend, but we were finished. We would toast and
all we wanted to do was get home and get
to bed. And we got to the airport to fly home.
Three of us checked in. The fourth person in our

(12:44):
group went to Chicken and his flight was also the
day before. Oh no, Yeah, I.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
Was going to say, it runs in your family, but
runs within.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Just runs around me, around you. Yeah, so we want
to know about your horror start to your holiday. Jamie's out.
Hi Jamie, Hi Jamie, Hello, Hello, what happened Jamie?

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Just for long time list, first time calling.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Good to have a bit of liberty amongst all this
tragedy and we like that, Jamie, Jamie, how did your
holiday get off to the worst start possible?

Speaker 5 (13:22):
I missed my.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Flight, very similar to your sister.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Yeah, but I took a week off work for that time, yes,
And anyway, I didn't go, and then I just returned
to work as if I had been on holiday the
whole time, because I wouldn't be able to just love
it down with.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
My women to cry. Jamie, where was the trip to?
Where were you meant to go?

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Hallaii?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Hawaii? And so you missed the flight? So you just
stayed at home for a week and then went back
to work and you were and you work back to
like how was Hawaii? And you were like great? Did
you did you.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Go and get like a fake tan or something?

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Well they were saying, oh you're a lot less ten.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Oh my god, I so wish that we were giving
away a trip to Hawaii because you would win it.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
We would give it to you because you bloody deserve it.
My last question for Jamie, have.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
You we can laugh about it now? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can laugh about it now.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Did you book another trip to Hawaii or you just
still haven't been you've never been traumatized.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
We need to get out to Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
How long ago was this, Jamie?

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Pretty kids? So my oldest sister, it's obviously traumatized.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Jamie to Hawaii. We've got to get my sister to London.
The list is growing, Thanks Jamie. Jess is here, Hi Jess,
Hi Jess. I what was the horror start to your holiday? Jess?

Speaker 6 (14:48):
So?

Speaker 5 (14:48):
I had left a banana skin in a little rubbish
bag in the bottom of my kid's stroller. Okay, went
on the plane and everything was fine, and then right
as the door was open, as you're about to leave
the custom area, the sniffer dog.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Stopped my all my luggage.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
And they gave me a written warning for bioterrorism.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Oh my god, skin, you're meant to check it all
And I find the declaration and.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
You slipped on a literal banana skin.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
That's such bs you see on them. They were going
to find me, and then I became very emotional.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
You want a big fine.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
So I don't know if he said that just to
scare me, but I told.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
Surely border security, like I've seen the show, surely they
know the people that it's a genuine mistake. And then
other people who try and shove a whole bare head
into their luggage and be.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Like, oh, I forgot it was there.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
You know, it's a difference.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Fourteen tortoises in my bottom.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
What you're telling me that I fit eighteen papyres in
my suitcase.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
We've never talked to a certified bio terrorist. Quite exciting,
wild torch. Yes, andrews here, Hi Andrew, Hi, Andrew, we're
talking about horror starts to the holiday. What happened for you?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Well, we were young and we were going off on
our honeymoon, and so we were and experienced travelers and
decided to book it by a travel engine was not
good and we were supposed to land in Paris and
meet up with one of the bus tours. But when
we landed there, we went to the bus in place
and they told me that our company's bus had left
day before. Oh so we had to then get a

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train too, needs to catch up with the rest of
the tilb as an.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
And you would have had no idea what you were
doing because you weren't experience.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
That's why you booked the.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Bus exactly and wanted to go was tied because we
were young and and so we didn't really have a
backup front kind of carry on.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
No, you're going on the smell of an oily rag
when you're that agent. So this is what I wanted
to know from the start, Andrew, how long did it
take you to sort of package that up or the
disappointment or the frustration and stress and then get back
to enjoying the trip? Were you able to still have
a good time for most of it?

Speaker 3 (17:22):
For most because we're all down and plaxform quickly. So
it was it was kind of like the l comers
the class, So.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
They're bounce back when you can.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Kind of join in.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
And I know what you mean though, Yeah, all the
friendship groups already been said, and now you're the weird
loser who missed the bus, right Andrew?

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, But mostly we got on with that
and I managed to have a good time.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
Poor poor honeymooners.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
The worst start to a holiday I ever had was
a holiday to Vietnam. Get to the airport, flight was great.
They lost my bag and uh they didn't find my
bag for a good four days. And it was fine though,
because I just washed my undies in the hotel.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
SYNC needed them to fast forward the trip to get
you to that tailoring district. Got yes, it's usually at
the end of the trip.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
It was so I just wore the same clothes for
four days.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
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Speaker 2 (18:36):
This is the tea.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Now. Do we all remember Luigi Menngioni.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
He's the guy who shot did the healthcare ceo? Used?

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Sorry killing the United Healthcare ceo? You spot on the
money Brian Thompson. That happened in New York at the
end of last year.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
He has pleaded not guilty to all charges and all the.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Girls got thirsty over him and they were like, yes, God,
how is he so hot? And he's in prison.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
He kind of looks like he's related to Dave Franco.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Yeah a little bit, yeah, a little bit of that
vibe and yeah, the girls were swooning over him, and
everyone's like he murdered someone allegedly. Anyway, he's in the
news today, not because he did anything. But turns out
there's an image on the Shean website, which is that
cheap clothing website Yeah Yeah, which appeared to look like

(19:31):
him and he was used in an advert for some
of their clothing.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
This is the weirdest story because someone has done it
intentionally where that aid his face on as a model.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Definitely AI and it's look.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I get it, it's global headlines, it's free publicity. But
the guy is literally in prison for murder.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
So the image has since been removed and obviously people
have asked Shean to comment, and apparently they said the
imaging question was provided by a third party vendor and
was removed immediately upon discovery. We're conducting a thorough investigation,
strengthening our monitoring processes and will take appropriate action against

(20:17):
the vendor in line with our policies.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
Look, I don't think you can look to a company
like Shean for their moral compass Like I can't. I
don't think they are the bestI of good practice for anything,
for their workers' human rights, for the fabric and quality
of materials that they use.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Look, I wouldn't say they're the benchmark. No, no, And
have they done it on purpose? It has that vibe.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 5 (20:39):
I mean we're talking about it right now.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
But if you can put that guy on there, who
else can you put on there?

Speaker 5 (20:46):
I mean, I wonder if they'll Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I'm trying to think of a murderer that would make
a good joke and not be so offensive that.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
David Ban could do catalog stuff.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
No' not attractive enough.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Now, but back in the day, like you know, runway
what are you smoking? No, runway out? They're kind of
like interesting looking.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Anyway, I'm bringing in some of those fumes from the
Shian factory.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Jeffrey Darma all right, podcast. Shout out to my teachers.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
I know they'd probably just be getting off work or
they'd still be in the classrooms, but I want to
give them a shout out because I saw this real
interesting video online today where it was a bunch of
teachers practicing their sit down voice.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Okay, and you might not.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Know what the sit down voice is if you're not
a teacher. All teachers will be going I know, but
this little clip here might clear it up.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Give me your best sit down to the kids.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Sit down, sit down, sit up, you don't sit down
and come on?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, some better than others and there. We all remember
it from school, Yeah, we do. I wonder if they
teach it at teachers college, you.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Know, I think it is a whole actual class. We
should have got my mom on, she's teacher of like
fifteen years. We could have asked her for her sit
down and.

Speaker 5 (22:18):
Sit down voice.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
I thought we could all give it a go this
afternoon to see if we've got it in us in
case we need to go into a teaching career after this.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, okay, yep.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Producers, do you reckon You've got to sit down voice
in you?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (22:31):
I reckon, I hail it.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
I feel like Claudia definitely.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Does sit down, sit down?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Me and are playing up? Shut up?

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Sit down?

Speaker 1 (22:47):
No, you can't tell the kids to shut up.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Down now, that's perfect. It was like trying to like
gave me like trunch bull vibes.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Shut up? Oh, thanks it again? Sit down? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (23:09):
Can you do it again?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Sit down?

Speaker 9 (23:12):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I feel like you can do it?

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Come on, what's he meant to do?

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I thought that was pretty good. Hey, sit down?

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, yeah, I think I'd probably I'd have a few
different ones.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
I do.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
There's obviously, there's the more restrained one, which is sit down?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Is that restrained? That's freaking terrified.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
In terms of my volume. And then there's sit down.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
You know, do it again? No, I can't do it again.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
If they're not sitting down after that, I should.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Do it again saying it. Can we get some teachers on,
That's what I want.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
I want the teachers to call through and I want
to hear your best sit down voice, and then we
will try and find the best sit down voice in
New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, I'd love to hear it. Or is it like
another command that you used regularly in the classroom too,
where it's.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Like, yeah, shut up apparently gorndella, shut your pie hole.

Speaker 9 (24:16):
Sit down, shut up the ZiT in podcast network, All right, teachers,
here's your time to show off your best sit down voice.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
We had a bit of advice from some teachers come
through on the text machine about how you deliver an
effective sit down. They said, drop your voice. It's less
about volume and more about the tone.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Shall we get the teachers on, yeah, to show us
and then we can have one last go at it.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, we've heard the five experts. Yeah, Cadence here, Hi Cayden, Hi, Cayden,
what's your teacher name. We can't call you Cayden.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
I am Miss Geary, Miss Geary.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Miss Geary.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Hellos Gary, you sound like a ray of sunshine.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
And now we're going to hear.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Sometimes what happens if you mess with Miss Geary?

Speaker 10 (25:06):
Well, as you said, usually what teachers you try and
be really calm. Yes, so if I'm into good mood,
I'd probably say in a hare, But if I'm in
a really terrible mood, it's sit down.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Little cold shiver up my spot right away. Yes, yes,
Miss Geary. Wait, we're going to crowd on New Zealand's
the most terrifying teacher. You're in the running, Miss Gary.
Let's go to Sophie.

Speaker 7 (25:34):
Hi, pen, how are you good?

Speaker 5 (25:38):
Thanks? What's your teacher name?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Missus J?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Missus J J Okay, missus J. Bri and I are
acting up. It's matt time put us in our place.

Speaker 11 (25:50):
You need to sit yourself down, Oh.

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Yourself in the middle kind of just you.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Live a bit of space in the middle for me
to reflect on my behavior.

Speaker 11 (26:01):
You know that that's exactly what I did. It's not
about the yelling, it's about the calm time to reflect.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
You gave me time to regulate my emotions and listen
to you.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
In just four words, I reflected so much that I
realize I've turned into my mum.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Thank you, missus j you could be able when I
wait there as well. Sarah's here, Hi Sarah, Hi Sarah.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
Hi you guys.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
What's your teacher name? Sarah?

Speaker 5 (26:31):
I'm fire, Sarah, Fire, Sarah fun.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Great to have you on fire. Bri and I are
not doing what we should be doing. Sort us out.

Speaker 10 (26:43):
Right, sit down.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
It's the down that really scared me, Like I felt
that through my bones.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Yeah yeah, yeah again. None of these teachers of race there, no,
not at all. So volume is that it's kind of
weakness if you have to raise your volume to the kids. Fire, Sarah, I.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Think you're just really tired and strung out. But none
of them.

Speaker 10 (27:08):
I don't think many pizzas these days are pretty shouty.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, that's nice to hear. Ok one more.
Shannon is here, Hi Shannon, Hi Shannon. We can't call
you Shannon. It doesn't feel right.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Teach your name Miss Lucky, Miss Lucky.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
That's cool, Lucky or Lucky Lucky, Miss Lucky still cool.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Still cool? Okay, Mis Lucky. We what have we done
Brie Brie his finger painted on the walls, and with
my bookers with their boogers, and I've got number two's
in another kid's.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Backpack, right Ah, stop.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Down, good, it's good.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Everyone's had a different kind of different but I've I've
heard and received.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
All of them. Which teacher do you feel was the
most authoritative and made you want to sit down the most?

Speaker 5 (28:08):
I think the one that I felt to my core
was missus J.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Missus J. Congratulations in New Zealand's most terrifying teacher. One
more time for us, missus J. Yeah, what a title?
Can we have it?

Speaker 5 (28:25):
One more time? Discipline us?

Speaker 11 (28:28):
You need to suit yourself down?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
What kind of like it? People pay good money for that?
You know people will pay good money for that. Thanks J.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
It's z it MS bringing Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Time for What's the Plots?

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented,
athletic not really but picking a movie title based on
just the plot line that she can do really Inclinse,
whats the lot?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
It's our movie guessing game where this week, if you
can beat Bree, you'll win eight hundred dollars cash. Brier
good afternoon. Hello, Hello, it's the Big Leagues Brier eight
hundred bucks. It'd be nice, wouldn't it.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Oh, it'd be great. What's your favorite genre of film, Brier.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Or anything?

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Great man drama?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Anything drama?

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, Okay, Look, Bria, how this works? As I read
up movie plot lines from the start, just so we're
all clear, you buzz them with your name as soon
as you think you know what it is. And if
you get two plot lines correct first, you win. Okay, okay, okay, Bray,
have you got us on speakerphone? It's not the best line.

(29:49):
I don't want you to be disadvantaged here. No, it's
not on a speaker. Not on speaker. Okay, we can
hear you, so we'll we'll persevere our theme today because
kJ Uppa has debuted his alter ego, mister Fantasy, releasing
music posting really weird videos today. All of these movies

(30:12):
are about characters with secret alter egos. Oh, okay, okay,
more common than you might think in film.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
I can't think of a single one.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
You will. Here we go, good luck both of you.
Here's your first plot line. After a bitter divorce, an
actor is willing to go to any lengths to get
his children back. Bree.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Missus doubtfire.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Secret alter ego.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah, one of the best secret alter egos ever.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah, like a lad you see missus doubtfire, Brier, I.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Have a fantastic.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Movie to know. Okay, we move on. Movie number two
secret alter ego. When a lively lounge singer sees her
mobster Boo Bow commit a murder, she is Brier.

Speaker 9 (31:11):
Oh the.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'll give you yes, I'll give you three two. I
got a buzzy out there, Sorry, Briar, I feel like
he's gonna do I get a guess? No, because Brian
just said it, sister. But you would have got it,

(31:39):
wouldn't you. I would have got it. Yeah, it's okay,
we'll move on. One. Nettles still to Bree. Movie number
three secret alter egos, when a terrorist threatens to bomb
a pageant that.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Miscongeniality. Briar was right there clipping at my heels.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
It's a two nil victory, but it felt closer than that.
It did it really did, Brier? You get the consolation prize.
It's not eight hundred dollars, it's fifty KFC chicken dollars.
Thank you for playing.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
Thanks Bryer call back and play anytime.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
She is too good. Yeah, yeah, she just wants to
get to that thousand dollars, Brier. That's what she's call
me back.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
When it's on one thousand. I'll give it to you, Brian.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
She'll throw it here. We march on eight hundred and
fifty dollars next week.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
So how many weeks do I have to go?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Another four?

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Another four?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, eight fifty next week, then nine hundred, then nine
to fifty, and then the fourth week.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
I thought it was three. I'm getting ahead of myself.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Daylight Saving will be over when you win. We're on
the thousand.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
That's so far away.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
It'll basically be summer. But don't coult, don't count your chickens.
It could go next week.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Yeah, I'm getting too far ahead of myself.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
As zad M's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Are we all up to date with the kJ upper
Mister fantasy thing that's going on? I think so.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
I might have been one of the first people to
find the profile.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
I think you were. It was over the weekend, pre
sent through a video.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
It was only when I started following.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
I think there was about twenty thousand followers.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Pre sent through this video to our group chair of
this weird looking dude with these weird looking teeth, and
I say weird voice.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
I was like, I'm pretty sure this is kJ Arper,
and people are pretty sure this is kJ Arper.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
And I, to be fully honest, ignored you because I
was like.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Oh yeah, Breeze on one of her tangents again.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Breeze wasted. It was like ten in the morn, Breeze
having a big weekend. Turns out she was right and
this is kJ Upper mister right. The comments are absolutely great.
I love everything you guys are saying.

Speaker 7 (33:51):
And I came on here just to point out a
few things because there seems to be a common misconception
going on. It's just a movie. What movies just for?
Not for a flooding movie? Is it what we would
actually before? I'm not a bloody actor, an't I? Although
I could be, But I'm a musician.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
You know what it means. It means kJ App is
a better actor than I realized. It was good acting,
Yeah it is. It wasn't quite clear what it was
for until just yesterday.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
I've just had a realization as to who he reminds
me of.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
It's a modern day. Austin Powers.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Yeah, there's a lot of Austin Powers and Austin Power.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
If Austin Powers had a son, Yes, that's what he
would look at.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
It's a bit of Austin Powers. It's also a little
bit David Brint where he's like, I'm not an actor,
am I? But it could be Yeah that English humor. Anyway,
it turns out mister Fantasy is kJ appers pop star
alter ego and he's dropping music. We've decided we're on board,

(34:52):
aren't we. I like, we're down with mister Fantasy a
bit of a groove, and we've decided we'd like to
be the first New Zealand radio station, maybe the first
worldwide radio station to interview not kJ Uppa, but we
want to talk to mister Fantasy. And we're going about
this in a couple of different ways. First of all,
Claudia has reached out to mister Fantasy in the official

(35:15):
channels because there is an email address, isn't there.

Speaker 8 (35:17):
Yeah, it's on his Instagram. I think it's an official
mister Fantasy email address.

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Imagine how many people are emailing him.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, no one else do it, because no one else
is emailing from an official ZIM email account where the
executive producer audio sign on the bottom of the email.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
There they seen him in an interview say that ZIM
was his only and.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Favorite radio station when he's here in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Correct. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. That's good.
But we've got to cover all our bases, so we've
gone on a different route to producer. Ella has cooked
up her own alter ego in which she is mister
Fantasy's long lost daughter and.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
You, oh my god, Daddy Fantasy.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
And she is posting on TikTok is my daddy's.

Speaker 8 (36:05):
New track, Daddy Fantasy. It's me your long last daughter,
twenty four long, long years of not having a Daddy Fantasy.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I found him.

Speaker 8 (36:14):
He's on the TikTok and I was wondering if me
and you can like reunite and meet.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I miss your father, come home. I'm going to just
got as much chances as anything else of working.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Yeah, why not? Why not throw crap at the wall
see what sticks exactly? And I know it's sorry for
calling you crap. I didn't mean I didn't mean it
like that.

Speaker 8 (36:34):
It was a saying it is a bit means the accent, well,
the accent kind of went in and out and then
at the end it was a bit gretathunburg.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
Okay, well hear me out.

Speaker 2 (36:45):
Everyone listening.

Speaker 8 (36:45):
Now we need to rally together and get Daddy Fantasy
on Z and Brian Clint, So go to my TikTok.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
We need to do this.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Is it on your personal TikTok? I mean I didn't
know he's never going to see that.

Speaker 8 (36:57):
I tagged him. Okay, whatever you say, TikTok, ellavigator.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Whatever you say, Greta, I'm with you.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, we stand with you.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
My name is not Greta.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
What is your name? Little little fantasy Fantasy?

Speaker 5 (37:14):
Where's that gritter? Where's that gritter? Sting? Don't you dare?
Don't no?

Speaker 1 (37:21):
How dare you don't? Oh?

Speaker 7 (37:22):
Dare you don't make fun of me?

Speaker 5 (37:25):
I missed my dad.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Jeez my childhood with your empty words old day uncanny.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
You guys are laughing at my misfortune. I need my
daddy anyway, watch this space, we're putting it out there.
We want the mister Fantasy exclusive here on the brand
can show you, and we're quite clearly willing to do
anything to get it.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
If you went to high school with kJ Can you
let us go?

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Got a phone number?

Speaker 5 (37:51):
You got a yeah, old phone number, Brikland.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
I got to come clean about something. I think I
may have adopted a certain behavior. That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Not you had a character for your so character.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
You're the least boomer person I know thought that about
you ever, I've never heard you say anything remotely boomerash.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Now I'd be a boomer if I could.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Have you been?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
It looks like a great lifestyle.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Have you been yelling at the loitering use again at
the supermarket?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
I haven't, and I haven't quite progressed a full wallet
phone yet.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Okay, I don't see the.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Practical benetfit of the wallet phone because you've got payWave
in your phone.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Yeah, the wallet phone is a dying breed, I think,
do you Rick?

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Well, since Apple payWave your cards on your phone.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Boomers love to have that flap flapping around on their
phone and holding the flap up or when they're taking
their landscape photos, don't they.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
I just think of the bacteria in the gym.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
I've never seen a wallet phone in good condition. Yeah,
they're never like a high quality leather or anything. There
always pleather, and all the pleather's always frayed off around
the outside. And why are most of them purple? Well worn?

Speaker 5 (39:08):
I described them as always.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I think my mum's is purple, my dad's is brown,
wilet phone or red.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
I feel like there's a lot of red ones there.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
There's some reds out there anyway. Now, it's not that
the boom of behavior that I've adopted, and I'm actually
quite enjoying it. Can I just say, I'll just put
again the ground.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
I'm so surprised, are you guys?

Speaker 8 (39:28):
I wouldn't have thought you would enjoy that at all?

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I Clint ms millennial, I've gone big phone font. Oh my,
that is bad. Does your wife know about this? It's
none of her business. It's my phone.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
And I thought you that.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
I did it by accident, because it turns out you
can just pinch it and it gets bigger and smaller
and bigger and smaller.

Speaker 8 (39:51):
Oh honey, this is worse than I ever could have
been it.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I did not think it was going to be this,
and then I made it big and quite nice on
the eyes. It's quite nice to read.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
It looks like you're reading a meme page from here.

Speaker 9 (40:06):
You're going to be one of those guys at the
Warriors where people see you.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
People can read my text because your phone's already a big.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Phone, a big phone there, you've got the big text
on there. People will know. You're gonna have to get
one of those screens that blocks out the you.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Know Screenlet get a wallet phone so I can have
it sheltering my screen while.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
I get an iPad. At this point, the.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Size of the text, we're at about maximum. We're approximately
three words per line maximum for you at maximum font
at maximum maximum.

Speaker 5 (40:45):
Guys, guys, I know what we can get in for
his birthday, magnifone glass we can get in.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
We can get in one of those giant remote controls
that all your nan and pop used to have, you know,
so they can see what they're doing when they're when
they're watching the television.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Remember the landlines that came out with the enormous buttons.
We'll get you one of those as well. You'll be
in heaven. Oh. Can I challenge people to try it?
Can I challenge people to give it a go?

Speaker 5 (41:15):
We're good other people maybe I no, no, just hear.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Me out for a second. Don't don't make.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Claudia do it, she'll never date again.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
You got to put the stigma behind you. That's part
of that's part of leaning into the boomer lifestyle. You've
got to stop worrying what other people think and just
live for you.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
I wonder if we do that, I wonder if all
of a sudden we'll be able to buy a house
more easily.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah, that's quite possible.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Because then I'm king you're channeling the energy.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
Maybe you should got a news talk though, and talk
to the audience on that channel.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Stop trying to get rid of me.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Okay, please talk a Highs and Clint podcast.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Oh there's a grandfather that's had a big whoopsie. Have
you seen this in the news today.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I've seen the headline.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
Oh, I feel so bad for him. So essentially what's
happened is this.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Has happened at a daycare in Sydney over in Australia,
where the grandfather's been asked to pick up the grandson
from the daycare. As you do, grandparents help out. The
grandpa's turned up picked up his grandson and it wasn't

(42:27):
until another mother from the daycare has turned up there
and said I'm here to pick up my kid and
they couldn't find her kid. They've looked around the daycare searching,
couldn't find the kid. Everyone's obviously gone into panic, yes,
as you would, as you would, And that's when they
looked at CCT the footage and they've realized they've given

(42:52):
her son to this grandfather and he didn't realize that
it was the wrong kid.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
It doesn't even sound it's not. It's not funny funny,
is it? Though it's got the wrong kid? It's not funny.
There's so many things that need to go wrong for
this to happen. First of all, the grandfather needs to
not be familiar with which one his grandson is. Second
of all, the kid has to be young enough to
not be like, you're not my granddad, you know, so

(43:23):
we're going to be.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Talking about I think it's a young child, like probably
maybe one, or a baby even no, you could be
you could be a baby. I'm thinking one. I reckon
like one and a half like one.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
And also the day here, the day here has got
to go. But can they not tell the kids apart
you to hope that they can.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
And if they can't, then they probably have too many
kids at the daycare.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
The granddad's going to be in big trouble with his
daughter or son, the parents of the child, But the
day care is going to be in trouble with the
government because.

Speaker 5 (43:59):
That's Oh there's an investigation.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Yeah, yeah, there's an investigation that's underway where they will
be looking into how this actually happened.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
You can't do that. You can't just say, granddad peck
and choose which one he wants to take home.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
You know what, At the end of the day, the
grandparents said that they took very good care of him.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I'm sure they did.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
They said he was tearing, they gave him a cuddle,
he was having a great time. He is none the wiser.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
No, no, they would have taken the utmost care of
the child. They took, but the child was no blood relative.
You know what.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
I'm going to give the granddad the benefit of the
doubt gone before.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
If we have not seen pictures of the two.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
True, he could be identical. We don't know.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
They could look exactly the same.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I doubt it, but they could. Hey, maybe he's never
spent time with his grandkid, but maybe it was the
first time he met the first time they've met.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Yep, yeah, maybe he just had his cataracts done. He
shouldn't have been driving. Maybe he shouldn't have been driving,
but maybe he just had eye surgery.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Have I told you about the time my dad took
photos of the wrong kid in the week books Kiwi
Kids Triathlon. I wasn't it. I was doing the big
Black Ride. Dad was positioned to get some photos of
me doing the bike ride. And it was back in
the day where it was on film obviously, so he
had to get it processed. A week later, we go
and get the photos. Can't wait to see the photos
of me in the triathlon. How look at the pictures, Dad,

(45:31):
This is a girl, not me at all.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Tad taed this guy.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
She has boobs in these photo.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
It was just some other kid who had a red bike.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yeah, but I'm sure they were great photos.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
So it can happen. There wasn't a single photo of me.
Wasn't a single photo of me. He took photos of
the wrong kid, and.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Your dad probably had had a nap. And then kind
of it was like, that'll do.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
I reckon, I actually reckon, he's gone. You won't know
the difference. He's got a rid bike. He won't know.
So here's the question and look, we're not.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
What the grandparents do, and it kind of banned them
from looking after the kids for a bit.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Why yeah, why are the grand grandparents not allowed to
babysit anymore? Was the bit where you went, I love
you guys, but or maybe there was a sargon this
is a bit beyond you now.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
Maybe there was a period where they had to stand
down for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
They got spin yeah, suspension, And it could be it
could be through accidental negligence, like picking up the wrong
child from dayk here, or it could be like a
generational thing where you had to explain to your grandparents
that we don't use rum to put children down for
a nap anymore.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
You know, maybe they put on pulp fiction for the
kid to watch. As a grandfather who's in a bit
of hot water over in city at the moment after
he picked up the wrong grandson from daycare. I only
realized when the other mother of the kid that they
picked up turned up to the daycare and was like,

(47:10):
where's my kids?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
My kid? And who's that kid over there? Yeah, where's
my son? Said? Grandad should have gone to speicsavers. It
would like if it wasn't such a serious story. It
would make a great specksavers ad and would poor grandpop.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
So we're asking you why weren't the grandparents allowed to
babysit anymore?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Rachel? Here high ch hi rage, Hey guys, how are
you good? Thinks?

Speaker 5 (47:33):
What did the grandparents do?

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Rach?

Speaker 3 (47:36):
I've had fourteen years to recover from this.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (47:40):
They took my son when he was a year old for.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
His first hare cat without telling me, and then slipped
it into a phone conversation later like, oh, we've just
been out and about and gone for a here.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Oh no, they did.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
They get a luck of hair though.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
No, that's the worst part.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
I'm a memory.

Speaker 11 (47:59):
Collect and I have all the teeth, and you know
that they did not.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
That's a red card, that's a red car.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Been fuming.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Let me guess when you kicked off two, Rach, they
were like, oh, calm down, it's not that big a deal.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
Exactly. It was sitting in us here.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
They thought people thought he was a girl, but blonde cool.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
They didn't because they didn't like us here. That's why
they did it. I'd be furious, and Rachel is, fourteen
years later, still hasn't let it go. Anonymous is he
a high Anonymous. Anonymous, Why were the grandparents ben from babysitting? Anonymous?

Speaker 11 (48:34):
Yeah, so Grandma used to pick up the kids from
kindergarten and school and look at from the afternoons amazing
after teeth, Yes, but they were usually buzzing from the
sugar high when we pick them up. On the strange
day with them up there asleep at five pm, and
whats going on? And I was strolling around the afternoon
tea table and there was ginger beer but it was

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alcoholic ginger beer.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Oh my god, Oh the kids have got on it
at grandma's. Grandma holy smoked. Was she mortified when she
found out? Anonymous?

Speaker 11 (49:07):
Yeah, yeah, it's hard to hold those emotions and sometimes
right protective thing going on.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
So you kicked off a bit.

Speaker 11 (49:15):
Well, you know, you're just trying to hold it in.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Yeah, Well the kids were drunk.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
They passed out at five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
I'm sure you would. What's the hangover on a five
year old?

Speaker 10 (49:25):
Like?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Thanks Anonymous, we appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
This text is pretty good.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
It says my parents were visiting from overseas over Christmas
and offered to help with daycare runs while we were
still at work. Sweet ass, until we realized Granddad thought
the to put the kids in the car seat just
meant to sit them in there like lounge chairs, no harnesses.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Ye'll be right as old school. That's so funny. It's
old school, that's so good. My father in law gave
our one year old Pipsy because she looked like she
was wanting it. Apparently, what since she wanted to she
reached for she's one.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
This one isn't about kids, but it's about a fur baby.
It said, we left my Poppa to puppy sit new
puppy was part Dalmatian, and got home to pick up
the puppy and Poppa had used a red felt tip
pin to play join.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
The dots on my new puppy. No more puppy sitting
for pop up.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Is to a tea something my father would do.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
That is brilliant. I can pitchy your dad doing that.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Not grandparents. But I worked with a teacher who bought
a random kid home from another school on the school trip.
She was on the school just hot. The kid just
hopped onto their bus and didn't say anything. God, you
can't do that.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
Can you imagine that teacher would have been distort what
about this one? My dad was looking after my two
year old son on a Sunday afternoon and didn't realize
that my son had taken his beer that he just
opened into the toy room and rank the whole thing.
When I picked up my son, I knew something was
wrong because later that night he was vomiting. And my

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parents never confess the true story until five years later.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Take it to the grave.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Parents, take it to the grave.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
What do you need to tell them? The whole beer?
That's very different to sharing one can of ginger beer
amongst the grand kids. Look, there's so many of these
stories and we've got to be careful because grandparents play
a very important role in Grandparents are the best, but
the best and it takes a village to raise a child.
Doesn't mean we can't have a laugh about what says

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when they happen.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
People wouldn't have kids without the help with their grandparentssible.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
The grandparents are the backbone. So we love you guys.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Just check when you're picking the kid up, Just check
that it's the right kid.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Yeah, and no alcoholic beverages until they're you know, at
least eighteen.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Or at least thirteen at least, unless, of course, they
look like they want it.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
You know, if they're like I love that, then you
know free world.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
That means Brian Clin.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Birthday. All right, the number one song when you turn sixteen.
This is where we figure it out and we'll tell
you your birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Kate's going first, Good afternoon, Kate.

Speaker 11 (52:21):
Okay, hi guys, how you going?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Good? Mate?

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Has your day been?

Speaker 6 (52:26):
It's been amazing?

Speaker 11 (52:26):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (52:27):
What do you have a breakage?

Speaker 6 (52:28):
Why?

Speaker 5 (52:28):
So amazing?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
What day off? Day off?

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Yes, okay, nothing better than that. Hey, we're so glad
you've included us in your day off. What is your birthday?

Speaker 6 (52:41):
Eight June nineteen sixty five?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
All right, that.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Means Kate, he was sixteen in nineteen eighty one, and
we've done our calculations.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Here's your birthday banger scan U Scar dead day, dear swing.
Kate's you get Kim Kahnes and Benny Davis Eyes love Sack?
Do you love it?

Speaker 3 (53:06):
I love it?

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Yeah, it's a great one, Kate.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Good memories. Okay, wait there we're going to do Zach's
birthday banger good a, Zach gooda?

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Zach? He Hey, y, good mate, what have you been
doing with your day, not a lot.

Speaker 9 (53:19):
Just work.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Just finish the twenty four hour shift.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Now twenty four hours. What do you do?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
I work for Dire Emergency.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
Oh, thank you so much for your service.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Can you ever sleep at the fire station? Surely it's
called a rest.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
I guess it's a rest.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just resting my eyes, right, Zach's yeah,
absolutely good.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Yeah, we appreciate you, guys.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
What is your birthday, Zach?

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Twenty ninth to January nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Hey, Zach, Zach, do you guys actually go down the pole?

Speaker 6 (53:56):
Not in my district?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
No, with your summer around, I believe.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Okay, interesting, so more of an American thing, right where
they're like in the inner city stations and they've got
the trucks down below and the guys up top.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Yeah right, I haven't really worked over this.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Built up neighborhoods. Yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah, men
explaining firefighting to the firefighter. But anyway, as you were, you.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Were sixteen, Zach in.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Twenty thirteen, and on your sixteenth birthday, this was number one.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
Screen and shouts, let light, scream and shout and let
it out.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
We see, just wait for the good. But hound sweat
their Zach fucking Weir.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
Will you ento, Yeah, yeah, sure it still goes down.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
The firehouse, would not la, Yeah, get this on the
fire truck. That was peak. Will I am and Brittany
with a British exccene. One more birthday banger for stiff,
Get a stiff, Hi.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
Stiff, Hi, I'm going good. Thanks? What have you been doing.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
For me? What do you do for work?

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Steph? I'm okay, So you're cutting down big trees and stuff.

Speaker 7 (55:15):
And climbing.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
But yeah, I thought you said arsonist for a second,
and I was like, Zach is not going to be
happy about this. Yeah, job Steff.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
I'll just pitch you and your overalls getting out.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
There chats and your chainsaw with your pruners and your axe.

Speaker 11 (55:33):
Yeah, pretty much summed it all up for me.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
I thought, so, hey, Steph, what is your birthday?

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I'm July all right.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
That means Steph you're sixteen and twenty eleven and we've
done our calculations.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
He's your birthday back. Just get chunking last, show your
love the more black Jaggon I've got them moves back
Jagger Cameroon Favor featuring Christina Aguilera.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
I'm into it and you like it?

Speaker 5 (56:04):
Jeff, Yeah, yeah, I hear what you say.

Speaker 9 (56:10):
I agree.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
I agree with you, actually got I think of the
three the vibe for today as well. I am Britney spears,
scream and shout, what do you reckon? Bree Like?

Speaker 4 (56:21):
We're never gonna get moves like Jagger because it's one
of your most hated souls.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
You can vote for it, and Claudia can back you
up if you want, but I will never vote for
moves like.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Which is which is fair enough.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Claudia never votes with me, so I might as well
go scream and shout.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
And I love that song anyway, So I'm happy.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Zach on his way home from twenty four hours at
the fire station. You've just one birthday banger. Well done, yeah, Zach?
How good? Brian Clint from the year twenty thirteen. Here's
your birthday banger on? Didim action in the club?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
You're going to check the up Brillan Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
We'll lock will I am Britney spears, screaming shout a
birthday banger from twenty thirteen for Zach this afternoon on ZM.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Remember we found out recently that the reason why Britney
sounds English is because it was to Lisa from the
UK's song First Ah, she's to Lisa is a judge
on I think it's the X Factor UK.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Okay and a pop star. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
And I'm pretty sure will I Am was on that
show as well, and she showed him the song and
he's like, oh my god, I love this song, like,
can I have it?

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:34):
I want you know, can I have it? I want
Britney Spears to sing on.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:38):
Rude.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
And then she said, all of a sudden, Brittany and
will I Am release the song and.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
She's like, what, so, why is it British Because it's
her backing vocals, it's her Yeah, I thought you were
saying that Brittany heard it. No, I didn't understand that
she wasn't meant to do the British exit.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
It's still a bit of her record in there, and
that's why it sounds English. So she's English and she
knows the ZM podcast network guys, I had a mayor
at the gym this morning and can I just like
say up front, I get quite anxious in social settings,

(58:21):
including the gym. The gym for me is not a
comfortable place, like I don't walk in there and know
what I'm doing. I usually go to the pilates room
at my gym, and that's my safe space.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
I know what I'm doing. It's not that big. I
usually know the people in there.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
The other part of the gym, I'm quite uncomfortable and
always think people are looking at me, and I'm like, oh,
but I pushed myself today to go anyway, and I
was proud of myself for doing that. And the pilarates
gym was full, so I was like, oh, God, here
we go the world. I'm going to have to go

(58:57):
out into the wild West where people are going to
judge me. But I was like, oh, put my big
girl pants on and we're here.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Let's just get it done.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
So I put.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
My headphones in because I was like, that's a little
bit more comfort for me. Put my headphones in, put
some music on, and so I tip that, put some
music on, and I was like God, I was like
these air.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Pods they must have gone through the wash or something.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
I was like, this is so weird.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
I was like, they're not working properly. So I turned
the volume up all the way to full blast.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
Still not really working and I couldn't figure out what
was going on. But I was like, oh, well, I'm
just going to hit the StairMaster and get it done.
That's because my AirPods were dead and the song was
coming through my phone.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
You're playing music for the whole gym from your phone.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Ah, for two songs, for two complete songs, right, I
thought it was coming through my AirPods, but it was
just very low, and I was like, this is anyway.
But I was so like anxious, and I was like, oh,
I'm out in the wild. It's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
God, I need to know what the songs were.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
Yeah, So that's that's another point. Here was song number one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Banger, full blast, Banger. Do I want to hear it
coming out of the pockets of your gym shorts through
a phone? No, At the same time, banger, absolute pop.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
The next song, it really takes a turn.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
This was the other song that I had on full
blast at the gym without realizing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
So just say to me, right, the songs on full blast.
I think I'm listening in my pots it on on
that staremaster.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
With an audible soundtrack. I can see the vibe. I
can see the vibe you are going for the story
lifting inspiration time. This is me and this is the
song I'm listening to. Send me. I sent it on

(01:01:28):
that stare Master. It's a good stair climbing pace.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
And then when I realized that it had been playing
through my phone for too well song, I went home.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Yeah, right, fair enough.

Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
We're so embarrassed.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
I was like, I've got to.

Speaker 6 (01:01:44):
Get out here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
You know, it could have been worse. You could have
been listening to a podcast. Imagine if you were listening
to like the six Dot Life podcast or something. I
probably Morgan was talking about some technique that she's teaching
Haley in graphic details.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
I would have been banned forever.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
And you're just on the Steermaster and everyone's like.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
What is that woman listening to?

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
Anyway?

Speaker 4 (01:02:11):
Don't charge your AirPods. Everyone just gi the ones with
the cable Yes, the same, I think charge.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
It's z it ms bringing Clinton podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Big Day on Sunday. It's Father's to Day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Uh huh, don't forget Okay, don't forget anyone.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
And it's Father's Day on Sunday. Also, we should never
ever forget one of the greatest pieces of radio in
New Zealand history.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
Father's Day is on Sunday. I mean, it's the gift
that keeps on giving every year.

Speaker 4 (01:02:40):
You and I like to call call around and just
you know, ask that reverse trivia question.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Reverse trivia answer tonight Sunday? What do you reckon? The
question might be Father's Day?

Speaker 11 (01:02:53):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
What? What about father?

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
Father's Day is on Sunday?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
You know?

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
Yesterday we called an r S and Cat answered and
she wasn't keen on playing. Welcome to reverse trivia. Are
you ready to play?

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
If the answer is Sunday, Cat, what might the question be?

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Are you there? Cat? She didn't answer at all, but
I reckon she just got stage fright.

Speaker 5 (01:03:22):
Yeah, we call her back today. Let's see if cat's around.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
I reckon she's been kicking herself for the last time
for missing a big opportunity. Hello, hires Cat There Cat?
Oh that's Cat. Welcome to Brian clintch Reverse trivia on
zidim Cat.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
If the answer is Sunday, what might the question be?
If the answer is Sunday, what might the question be?

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
As what did you say, Cat? Father's Day?

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Close? Could you give it to us as a question?

Speaker 7 (01:04:07):
What day is Father's Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:04:08):
My god?

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Je got it, jez.

Speaker 9 (01:04:10):
Got I want a funny write about it?

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Day two and Cat is all over it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:16):
Like a rat.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Cat. We rang you yesterday and whien we write that
you just had stage fright yesterday and you needed a
second chance at the question. I don't know, I think
I had.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
Yeah, Hey, Cat, you have won fifty KFC chicken dollars
for one forgetting, forgetting the question.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Right, for winning Zidim's Reverse Trivia.

Speaker 6 (01:04:40):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:04:41):
If you want to hold the line, we'll pass you
over to our producers.

Speaker 5 (01:04:44):
And thanks so much for playing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Okay, didn't want to play.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
But we forced her. Was happy that she won a prize, though,
do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
I mean fair enough, she's been bombarded with phone calls
that she never asked for. Do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
Called Cat back again tomorrow?

Speaker 4 (01:05:02):
Yeah, and we play again and maybe she'll be more
into it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
For a hundred K one hundred k. Can we just
call Cat every day for the next three years until
she eventually gets a restraining order taken out against us.

Speaker 5 (01:05:20):
We can talk about that off air.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
As z m's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
That's into our show. Everybody. Can you believe it? I
can believe it? Just come and go like that and
it's Friday tomorrow? Is it Friday tomorrow? Yes? Oh thank
god it was Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (01:05:40):
Are we going to the pub?

Speaker 9 (01:05:41):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
Can we?

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
I want to go to the new one, the Coulieflower
with a young salad.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
What one?

Speaker 10 (01:05:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
That one over there, the one in the lane?

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Yeah, I think it's not that one's turn? Were taking
turns now?

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Yeah? Can I seduce to everybody? I don't know if
your job allows it, but if there is the way
that you can do a pub lunch in your workplace
on a Friday, it's the best. It lifts the mood
so much. I look forward to Friday so much too.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
I mean you already look forward to Fridays. Should we
do pub lunch on a Monday?

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
That would help, That would help break the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Don't hate the idea.

Speaker 1 (01:06:15):
Yeah, should be public on a Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (01:06:17):
Don't hate that idea either.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
Yeah, Monday?

Speaker 8 (01:06:20):
Or do we just agree Monday's a write off?

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Do it Wednesday? Yeah? No, I'm talking Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:06:26):
Jeez, we go there more than once? Actually, if I
had the money, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
That's the issue. Have a great night. Everybody will catch
you back tomorrow. Play ZiT ms bre in clint on Answer, Facebook,
TikTok and live

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Weekdays from three on ZIM