ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 8th September 2025

• Bree got roasted by a kid. 
• We're trying to find a nudist! 
• One step closer to tracking down Mr. Fantasy. 
• Calling Ross Boss a d*ckhead. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You chapter, so we're playing it and Clint the podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Zed ms Brian Clint thanks to KFC's new Katsu bowl.
Here for a good time, not a long time?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
You want this guy?

Speaker 1 (00:14):
What happens at three pm?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
And Clent, Well, hello everybody, and welcome to a brand
new week of The Brian Clint Show.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
How exciting anything could happen? I can't believe that in
less is it?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Two weeks? Three weeks Daylight Savings kicks back in. I
said that soon, I'll tell you exactly how long hold
on it is? One?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Two, yeah, two, three weeks, give or take three weeks.

Speaker 5 (00:50):
You'll tell us exactly how long.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
It's two weeks in thirteen days.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
That's four weeks, two weeks and six days.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I told you to stop asking me to do math
on this show.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Ask you you volunteered, said, I'll tell you, I'll tell
you exactly how long until Daylight Savings. And then you
got all hot and flustered, and then you said two
weeks and thirteen days because you've forgot how many days
they were in a week.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
There's not a good start anyway. I was just getting
good at fractions as well, were you? No, not really anyway?
Two weeks and six days until daylight saving cool cool course.
In a reminder based off that information.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Hey, fun show on the way, Secret sound at four o'clock,
Secret Sound at five o'clock. We're going to give away
a three month Neon subscription before four o'clock this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
But I feel like.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Trady Verse Lady might be starting to heat up.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Oh, it is starting to heat up. There's only four
points of the difference.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
The trade's had a good week last week, and it's
been a while since the trade's had a good week.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, so they sure did. Seventy to the Trades plays
the Lady seventy four. It's anyone's at this point.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
If you're keen to represent either side, you can call
us now on eight hundred dial ZIM and we'll play
trady Verse Lady.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Next. I'm gonna put a maths question. Yeah, how many
sleeps till Christmas? So won't just be me looking dumb dumb?
He right, best question now? Fractions old no plays the
teams Brionkland.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
As we said, the trading is on a bit of
a roll. Last week brings them up to seventy wins.
For the year. The lady's still out in front on
seventy four.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Our lady is in Fangade. She's twenty seven and she
is fluent in sign language. Welcome to the show. Lavinia, him, Lavinia.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Who does it ever come in handy where you just
want to swear at someone, so you just do it
in sign language?

Speaker 7 (03:07):
We all know the common one.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Yeah, I use that one in traffic.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, me too, Yeah, yeah, I like it.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Lavina's second on our trading from Cambridge.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
He's forty eight.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
He's a painter who tries not to wash his brushes
too much. Is that a euphemism? Welcome to the show, Dan.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
Dana, Great, how are you going?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I think you meant to wash him quite often?

Speaker 9 (03:29):
No, just keep him work, get from job to job.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Keep him with How do you keep him with? Is
it block bag?

Speaker 10 (03:35):
Just keep him in the water?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Really? What about terps?

Speaker 9 (03:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (03:41):
Whatever? You use them?

Speaker 7 (03:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (03:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah? Are your jew lux or a rasine man, Dan?
Or the cheapest at the moment his cheapest?

Speaker 10 (03:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Fair enough?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, smart man? Your buzzes trade lavinear yours is, lady.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
If you sign it, we won't be able to tell
over the radio, so we need to use the verbal lady,
this stuff the noon and the first and three correct
answers will when fifty bucks cash from KFC.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Here we go, best of like question number one, how
many days are there in six weeks?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yes, Davy two, Well done.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
See took quite a long time. Not as easy as
it looks, my friends, But well done to you.

Speaker 11 (04:23):
Dan.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
He must be going off the classics seven day week,
not the fourteen day week that you were using.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, people can't get good Yeah yeah, yes, numeral depends
where you are in the world. Yes, country uses different methods.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Like military time.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Question number two one to the trades. The Black Ferns
pumped the Irish in the Rugby World Cup this morning.
How many points did the Irish women score? Yes, Lavina.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Zero none, Well we are won a piece in this game.
Here we go. Question number three, buzzing when you can
tell me who sings this song?

Speaker 8 (05:00):
Check that.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Yeah, we'll give you one and correct buzz everybody gets one.

Speaker 10 (05:11):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Two to the ladies. Here we go one to the trades.
Question number four. What Renaissance artists painted painted the ceiling
of the Sistine Chapel.

Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yes, Dan, that was a setter for Dan. We didn't
even know we're getting a painter on when we wrote
that question.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Sometimes it just falls into people's laps. What a game
we have in our hands for a Monday. We are
all tied up in the fifth Here we go. What
age was Jacinda a doom when she became the Prime
Minister of New Zealand for the first time?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yes, Dan, no, Vinnia.

Speaker 12 (05:52):
Let me just sign that real quick to you guys.

Speaker 7 (05:55):
You get the answer.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
We'll give you three two, one, four were the shot
she was thirty seven?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Thirty seven was the answer. We move along to the
sixth question. This is still for the win? In which sport?
Would you use a shuttlecock?

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Pretty?

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Dan? For the win? Freddy So yeah, correct, I'll tell
you what.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
It couldn't get much tighter than that game. But the
Trade's come out on top. Well done, Dan, and good work. Yeah,
good work, Livinia. That was a really good game.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, very good game.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Very close tradees go to seventy one against the ladies,
seventy four.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
That gap is closing fast.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
Tdms Bree and Clintic podcast.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
An office manager in the UK who was sacked on
the spot back in twenty twenty two after she called
her manager in another director.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Dick ds in the office. Oh yeah, she called them
dickids and they fired her on the spot.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Or she's taken them to court, okay, for unfair dismissal,
and the court and the judge have ruled in her favor.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Really, they sure have. Oh don't they look like the kids?
They sure do. So that she was right all along.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
So that's a legal precedent now that, like lawyers do
in court, they'll be able to reference this case that
she was allowed to call her boss at kid.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Well, they said, they said it was not sufficient enough
grounds to warrant her being fired.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
And she was awarded over sixty thousand dollars in compensation. Wow.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
So from what I gather, we call our boss ross,
call him.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
A dickhead, we get sixty grad.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
Well yeah, worst case, yeah, we get fired and then
we get our job back and sixty grad exactly.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
So let's call that's the worst.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Thing that could happen, because apparently can't get fired for
calling your boss a dicket.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Well, we're about to find it.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
We'll call that dick it up.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Get the d H on the phone.

Speaker 10 (08:15):
I'm up to date with the news. Mate, This doesn't
get you a pay right, Hey, dicked, are we live live?

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Of course we're live, dick, It's radio.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
God, use your brain, your dicked.

Speaker 10 (08:28):
You guys are just so dumb.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, well you're a dicky.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
That's a classic classic kid things.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
You can't even call us a dig back, can you?

Speaker 10 (08:43):
I can't. But like, I'm also realized if I say that,
I'll chop. At the same time, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
If you can say court said employees can say it
to the boss. It didn't didn't say anything about punching
down the boss saying it just a headline where you
subordinates to kid.

Speaker 10 (09:02):
You can't even say the word.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Head, dickhead, how you pronounce it. You're at the top
of it. You're at the top of the food chain.

Speaker 10 (09:14):
Can I get some more food then?

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Anyway, see, and that completely legal.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Completely you cannot get finems and clinical podcast guys.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I think I got roasted by a whole family last
night at the pub.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Really a whole family, A whole family I think took
their turn at roasting me. But I don't think it
was on purpose. It wasn't on purpose.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
But you know where someone gives you a backhanded compliment
and you're like oh, that's insulting me and saying nice
things about me at the same time.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Sometimes when I receive a backhanded compliment, I I start
to overthinking, and I'm like, did the person just say
this to figure out if I was smart enough to
understand that it was actually an insult?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
You know, yeah, I get what you're saying. No, I
think this was by accident, pure accident. I went to
the pub last night for a roast meal for a
Sunday night, and how Good went down to the pub,
was with a couple of friends and my partner and
went up to the bar to order my food. And
it was at that point where I've went to turn

(10:29):
around to go sit back down, this woman.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Comes up to me and she goes.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Oh my god, are you Bree from Taskmaster on at
the moment and I was like, oh my god, well
this is great people.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
You know, people are watching, she goes. And at that
point I go, yes, that is me, And she goes, oh,
we've been debating it over at our table for the
last ten minutes whether it was you or not.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
And I went, oh, well, no, it is me. She goes,
You're my daughter's favorite. She hasn't She doesn't cheer for
anyone else other than you. She always cheers for you.
And I was like, great dream results so far.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Where's where's your daughter meet her? How bloody good?

Speaker 2 (11:13):
She goes, oh, she goes, I said it was you
as soon as you walked in.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
So at this point, like, how would you describe my
skin at the moment.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Seasonally pale? Yes, yeah, winter pale, mine winter pale. I
had no makeup on, I was wearing your hat, okay,
And she said as soon as you walked in, I
knew it was you. But my son turned around and
looked and said, no way. That girl's way too pasty
to be that girl off the television. And it was

(11:44):
at that point I realized that I have a very
good faked hand on this show, on this season of Taskmaster.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
You're right.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
It's a double edged sword because on one hand they're
saying you look great on TV, yeah, but on the
other hand, you look recognizably bad in person.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
No, not got worse.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I got worse because I was like, okay, well means
that my ten obviously he's doing the job on the show.
And it was at that point where she said, after
he said that, she goes, oh, yeah, you make a
good point.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
And then I got a bit confused because you look way.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Slimmer in real life too, again, and so I was like,
I felt like I was yo yoeing all over the
place because I was like, at one point, you're bringing
me down for in like real life appearance, and then
you're bringing me back up and then down.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
To back up, and I was like, oh my god,
I'm all over the.

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Show where we landed fat and tanned on TV, yes,
slim and pale in person.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Yeah. I was like, I don't know which i'd rather. Yeah,
where do you go with that? I don't know which
is better. Just anyway.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
The daughter was lovely and she was like, you know,
you're my favorite.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I want you to win. But the rest of the
family just roasted me hard. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
Well, like you said, everyone was there for a Sunday roast,
weren't they.

Speaker 10 (13:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I thought it was quite funny though, getting roasted by
a kid, which made me think about all the times
I've been roasted by a kid in the past, and
they don't do it on purpose.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
This is the thing. Kids are honest, and you.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Know, as you get older, you learn you know when
to probably not say everything that comes to.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Mind, but not kids, you know. But as a kid
you eventually.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Learn at some point to do that, but kids not really,
there's no filter. Like I was playing with I was
telling you guys before the show. I was playing a
game with my cousin once, who I think was about
eight at the time, and he loved Batman. He was
Batman and I was playing Superheroes with him, and I
was like, oh, you're Batman, I can be Batgirl and

(13:57):
he goes, nah, Auntie.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Bree, you're fat girl. See.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
And it was at that point that I didn't let
him win a single game or fight.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
From there on out.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
This afternoon show's turning into trauma dumping, isn't it for you.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Let's take some calls from some other people who have
been roasted by a kid from the mouths of babes.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yes, there was no cruel intention.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
No, and I didn't take it to heart, you know,
because that's how you have to go through life.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
If a kid roasts you, it's not on purpose.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
I remember we were in town once with my sister
when she was really little, and this older lady came
out of a store with you know those glasses that
blind people used to wear back in the day, and
they were like had lenses on, like bleakers.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
Yeah, they like horse blenkers.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
And my sister goes to the kid that was I
don't even think the kid was with the woman. She
just goes, fire, your NaN's got cool sunglasses.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Cool nan. I was fine because of the name was deaf.
That was all good? Yeah, who said that?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
So we want to know did you get roasted by
a kid shown us here high showing.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Hi Shona, Hi, how are you good? Thanks?

Speaker 5 (15:09):
What did the kids say?

Speaker 8 (15:11):
Wow? We were on a car journey Cocora to christ
Church and there was my brother and his wife and
my mom, myself and my daughter. And my daughter was
about four and she's out, you know, look at the cows,
look at the sheep as you're driving along, and she
goes quiet, she goes Mama said yes, yeah, if I'm
the baby cow and you're the mama cow, does that

(15:33):
my grandma the old cow. Honestly, my brother nearly drove
off the rock bought a roasted innocent so innocent. Yeah, God,
you got the wording right.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Very good, It's brilliant.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Another restaurant based roast just let yours bring someone takes it.
I said, last night in the restaurant we were in,
my toddler says, oh, look a spider and everyone asks,
where's the spider and she points to my face where
I have a mole with a couple of black hairs
growing out of it.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Oh no, gotcha, what's that on your face? Like, that's
what's so something? A kid would say, spider.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
On your face?

Speaker 4 (16:21):
This person's anonymous high Anonymous high Anonymous. Hi, guys, you're
a teacher. You're exposed to child roasts every day.

Speaker 12 (16:28):
I would say that you roasted minimum ten times a day.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
Really, do they mean it or they're just saying what's
on their mind.

Speaker 12 (16:36):
They're just saying what's on their mind to find simple
comments for them, And then I walk away broken heart?

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Poor what's poor thing? What's the worst or most common
one anonymous that you deal with?

Speaker 6 (16:46):
Recently?

Speaker 12 (16:47):
I went to a really bad acne patch and it
was what's on your face?

Speaker 9 (16:50):
And why do you look like that?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh? No.

Speaker 12 (16:54):
The other day I spilt my Americano down the front
of me and it was pretty obvious extained down my
nice white top. And then said, oh, you've got something
on your shirt. And I'm like yeah, no kidding. Thanks,
thanks for telling me.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
You don't have to point everything out that you see.
Miss mss you look bad, You look bad, you look tired.

Speaker 12 (17:13):
Miss yeah, miss you look tired, feel tired?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
You like detention?

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Sadly, let's see you there.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
I love this one.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
It says my daughter was three when she declared very
loudly at New World that she didn't like the shirt
that the man in front of us was wearing. Conscious
that the man and the other customers could hear me,
I told her that that not everyone might like the
thing that she's wearing, but as long as she likes it,
then that's all that matters. And I'm sure this man

(17:43):
really likes his shirt, so that's all that matters. She
then says, really loudly, Oh, well, he's old and going
to die soon anyway.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Holy smokes. That kid absolutely destroyed that man.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
My son just told me I don't look pretty. Thanks, kid,
Just trying to get through the day. God, Mum, you
don't look pretty.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
My nana was at our house and my little brother
says to my mum, mom, I love Nana. My nana says, oh,
I love you too, darling. My brother replies, not you
the nice nana. Oh God, that would break that nana's heart.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Not even not even not you the other nana. They
went with nice nana. That's absolutely gutting.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
But I mean kids, like how teacher told us before,
Kids say what's on their mind, and maybe the other
nana is nicer, and maybe you need to do a
bit of self reflection. I mean, you know, my four
year old roasts everybody. Yesterday at Starbucks, she loudly asked
me why the ladies here are so white and why
that lady is so fat. She also asked a boy

(18:48):
what was wrong with his eyebrows? They were very fluffy
and thick and dark. It's so embarrassing but also hilarious.
If you get here, if you can be.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Like, sorry about sorry about that.

Speaker 13 (18:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
It's a good teach moment, isn't it. Yeah, we don't
say those things out l Laura.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Is it a good way to get your insults out
but through the kid?

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
True?

Speaker 5 (19:09):
Hey can you say this?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
You know they can't get angry at the kid. This
one's human shield, This one's good, says. I'm a teacher
and one of my kids came in and goes, miss,
your chin is getting a bit chubby.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I indeed have a double chin.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Someone else said, my four year old asked me why
my boobies were so long.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
I'm her dad, long, not big, long, no long.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
The last thing you want your boobs to be described
as is long.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
That's the last thing.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
You can handle big, big, fine. You can handle small, small, fine, long.

Speaker 9 (19:51):
Not long.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
That is the last thing that we want. Banklin, you
are mister Bean fan, big time. Same.

Speaker 10 (20:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I feel like millennials especially, it's right in the pocket
for us.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Yeah, our family loved mister Bean. When you watch those
old Mister Bean episodes, now, man, they look old.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah, well, I mean it's thirty five years ago.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Oh they'll be why Yeah, thirty five years since Mister
Bean came out.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
I first appeared on television.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
And it's crazy to think because I learned this a
few years ago.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
But there was only fourteen episodes.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
You were saying, really today that there was one season
of Mister Bean, one season, fourteen episodes, and two feature
films that came later later on You came later. Yeah,
they're kind of a different thing, those movies, though, aren't they.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, it's kind of like Kath and Kim when they
released the movies and you're like, well this is nowhere
near as good.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
No, no, but you're just happy to get so mister Bean.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
Movies were definitely better than the Kath and Kim movies,
but they weren't. You know the show, the Original. If
you've sen it, you'll know how good it is. It
won so many awards.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
That show.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Yeah, it was groundbreaking.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Yeah, Rowan Atkinson.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
He was forty five when he filmed it, and I
believe he wrote and produced the idea.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
Surely, I'm pretty sure. Such a bizarre Yeah, yeah, he's
a genius.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
There's a theory and I guess this. This theory's been
going around for twelve years or so apparently is when
it first appeared on Reddit. But the theory that mister
Bean was actually an alien that got sent down from
the spaceship and that's why in the opening scene it's

(21:41):
that light and then he drops down into the.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
And he appears on the ground. Yeah, yeah, that makes
a lot of sense.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
Have you heard this theory before? No, mister Bean was
actually an alien.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
When you said it before, I was like, oh, yeah,
that makes sense because of the opening credits and he
appears in that and that in that spotlight. And then
he doesn't really talk and he doesn't understand how to
do anything.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
No, he just goes loaves like an alien.

Speaker 12 (22:05):
Like.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
He doesn't know how to interact with people. He doesn't
know how to put his shoes on pretty much boom.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Remember that time.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
You went to the Radio Awards dressed as mister Bean?
No bullshit, no bullshit. Producers, you guys weren't here. But
we went to the Radio Awards, and you know, obviously
that's our one night a year where radio people will
get all dressed up. And Clint turns up and he
looked great.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
But I looked at him and went, do you realize
you're wearing the mister Bean suit?

Speaker 10 (22:36):
Was it? Is it?

Speaker 6 (22:36):
Brown jacket, red ties, It's like.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
A tweedy brown coat and like a marone maroon tie,
brown trousers on.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
You were like, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
It was so spot on Because I walking there, I
was like, somebody looks like don draper form mad Mint?
And then I got there and Brie goes who invited
mister Bean?

Speaker 2 (22:58):
I think you just turned up and eyes Melone.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Anyway, that theory, the fan theory that mister Bean was
actually an alien all along there's a few things that
have happened since. Because there's a cartoon that came out
of Mister Bean.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
And in one of the episodes in the cartoon, he
gets back onto a spaceship and all the people on
the spaceship there's no alien, that's all just other mister Beans.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Yeah, but unless Rowan Atkinson has been producing the cartoon, then.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
He's a genius.

Speaker 10 (23:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
Someone just texting and they said, guys, could mister Bean
be an angel from heaven?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (23:39):
Yeah, I mean could be If that's heaven.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
I think I'll just stay in.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Brian Clint podcast This is the Tea.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Harry Styles is in the news today reportedly dating the
water of Lenny Kreviatt's Zoe Krabat.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
She's so cool.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
She is so cool, He's so cool. They would be
a very cool couple.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
She was in the news a couple of weeks ago
because she's got a movie out at the moment with
Austin Butler called Court Stealing. Yeah, I think it's called
And there was rumors that her and Austin Butler were dating.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
Yes, all the gossips were saying she was dating the
Elvis impersonator.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
But no, this one apparently a little bit more confirmed.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Her and Harry spotted in Rome, Italy together and now
over the weekend spotted holding hands in Brooklyn, New York.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
For people that don't remember, she was engaged to Channing
Tatum last year?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Was that last year?

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Well, they were engaged and then broke up. I think
last year. End of last year.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Imagine of your list of boyfriends, ex boyfriends and ex
fiancees were Channing Tatum, Harry Styles, and Austin Butler.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
It's a pretty good line up, yeah, Prickted a good
line up.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Remember three years ago when we were all talking about
Harry Styles steering stealing Ted Ted Lesso's wife, Harry Styles
was with Olivia Wild Jason Sidekas That's.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Right, and there was big drama about it in the
in the age gap. Yeah, what happened to them?

Speaker 10 (25:17):
I thought?

Speaker 5 (25:18):
Harry Styles and Olivia world with forever?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Isn't Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Isn't it crazy to think that not all Hollywood relationships
and in true.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
Love Harry and Zoe will they Yeah, this will, this
will go the distance. Zoey Crevits thirty six, Harry Styles
thirty one, Yeah that checks out.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Cute couple. Yeah, they'll make it yeah, that's the tea.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
The ZDM podcast networks.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Free and I are both on the record that we're
not natural nudes.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
No, no, we don't feel natural in the naked form.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
We don't come from nude families, Nope.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
We don't spend a lot of time in the nudes
together or alone.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I think that's why I find these stories so interesting.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
A Kiwi nudist has revealed the top five questions that
they get asked whenever they tell people that there are nudists.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Can I guess what one of them is? Does it
get cold?

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Yeah, that is one of them. And the answer to
that question, yep, yes it would. And if they said
what do you do if it gets cold, and they said, oh.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
We put some clothes on, it makes sense, which to
me cheating. You're not a clothes Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
We don't get to go nude at the at the
normal beach, so you don't get to wear clothes at
the naked beach.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Is one of the other questions. Do you get chafing? No,
should be?

Speaker 4 (26:40):
They should be, so we've got cold. Another question, where
do you look? That's one of the most often asked questions.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Where are you meant to look?

Speaker 4 (26:49):
They said in the eyes. That's where you like which
eyes the eyes up top? Okay, yeah, yeah, They said,
there's strict rules in the nudiest community not to make
others uncomfortable. But if you should make eye contact with
other parts of the body, they said, a quick glance
is fine.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Oh my god, I'd be so awkward.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
I'd look at you're on the same I either look
at the sky, yeah, or I'd wear real dark wrap
around sunglasses and.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
You could look anywhere you want.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
It would probably be worse.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
That's creepy. Yeah, that's creepy.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
But we're eye nudists too. Please question number three, what
happens if you get.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
Excited? Yeah, while nude.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
This only applies to half the neudicists.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, a certain group, the male group.
They said, certain bodily functions are normal and an unavoidable
part of life. They said, while nudists all say that
being a neudist is not a sexual lifestyle, it's not
completely taboo to get one of those things at the

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neudy camp, And.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
If you do, they just have they have etiquette.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
You cover your the etiquette, you cover yourself with a
towel and you walk away for a minute.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Or two until things are under control, and then you come.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Back, which again you're the only one wearing a towel.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Everyone knows why you're wearing a towel exactly. I'd just
oh my god, I'd be out at that point.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I'd be like, yeah, I feel even more always.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Than fourth out of the top five questions that anudist
get asked when they reveal they are a neudist, isn't
it unhygienic? They said, one of the biggest rules in naturism,
that's what they call it, naturism, not nudicsting.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I do think about like if you're a neudist at home,
like sitting on the couch and stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Yes, so they said, one of the biggest rules in
being a nudist is you never put your beer bits
on a communal surface like.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Seats or couches or barstools, or you.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Don't want to leave your mark. No, you know, do
they have gyms in a neudist colony?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Can you imagine how big the wipe down?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, like I wipe down.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
You need to equipment after I use it when I'm clothed.
Imagine like how big the job is when you need.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, you need two towels.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
You need one to wipe down the surfaces and then
one to pet down your forehead. And don't get them confused.
They said, every nudist has to carry a towel. You
want to sit, put a towel down. Yeah, right, So
wouldn't it just carry the towel.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Onto or anything?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Wear pants then if you have to carry the towel anyway,
exactly right.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Oh sorry, there was one more question, what about They said,
This is one of the top five questions they get asked, Yeah,
what about oil splash back when you're cooking.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Oh, that's a great question. Everyone's not in great question,
especially if you cook and bacon or something.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Their answer was, most sensible nudists will chuck on an
apron before get Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Yeah, because then you can then you can still be
nude at the back.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah you know, yeah, then you can still practice a
bit of oil in the crack though.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Oh you turn away from the bacon for us, Yeah,
boom gets you on the behind.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Those are the top five questions. There's so many more questions.
We've asked us a question before because we're interested. Do
we have any nudists that listen to the Brian Clint Show.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
We've never really had people call up for this.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
We've never had a confirmed nudist listener of the Bran
Clint Show.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Do you reckon there is a lot of neudice out there?

Speaker 5 (30:27):
No, I don't know, but you would.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Say that because you don't come from a family of
neudice and you aren't a neudist.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
I think New Zealand's most high profile nudist is Paul Henry.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Is he noticed?

Speaker 14 (30:40):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah? I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Where he lives in Palm Springs as a nudist colony
he lives.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
He lives in a notice.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
He's like a legit notice, which means he would have
been to some nudist beaches and parties here in New Zealand,
which means there's potentially people listening who have seen Paul
Henry in the New Dude? Yeah, so probably do we
have any nudists listening? And can we quiz you about
the lifestyle?

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Should Brie and I come on over for the summer,
I would missing out.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
I'd rather do anything else. I'm not gonna lie. And
I know people say it's liberating you feel this. I
don't think i'd feel any of that. You just feel
I would just feel incredibly awkward, like not like just
not because I'm naked but everyone else is naked, Like
I'm just not good. I just don't want to be

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naked and around naked people.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Well convinced us otherwise.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
It's z it ms. Brilling Clint Podcast.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Fourth year running.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
No Nudists and Clint Show, Do you reckon they're shy? No?

Speaker 5 (31:49):
I think nudists are the opposite of shy, aren't they.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
We don't know because we've never been able to talk
to one.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
One called through but didn't want to go on air,
but they did speak to our producer Ella.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Ella.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
What information have you gleaned for.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Us that they were in a nudi family.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Yeah, so they didn't become an overall nudist in the
end because it got quite awkward when they went to
their nudy clubs and holidays.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Wait, there's nudy holidays, holidays.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
There's nudy clubs, there's nudy holidays. And when you're a teenager,
they didn't want to swim in the nud which you had.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
To a lot of.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, family participants drop out being the awkward teenage ye.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
Yeah, you don't want to bear you asked.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
How many brie there are in New Zealand. Of oasked
chet GPT. They said, there's seventeen naturist clubs in New Zealand.
In total there's around one thousand, six hundred members, so you.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Could easily so not many.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
No, you could easily.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Have met every single nudist in the country once you
went around a few of them.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
The do you reckon it's a dying art? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:52):
It's a really good Christian Do.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
You reckon it's becoming less and less popular? I don't know, Yes, Producer,
here's a thought.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I think I could go nudy at a beach if
it was sorry, but women only. I feel like I
feel a bit more comfortable.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
I hate to break it to you. I've been to
a couple of noody beaches. Yeah, normally by accident, actually
all by accident, and I've never seen a woman there.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Oh my, I'll put it that way.

Speaker 4 (33:21):
What I'm just looking through the list because they're all
listed here on chet GPT, all the clubs in New
Zealand and their locations. There's a Guys's Gay Stay in
Road RUA, which is men only, right, but I can't
see any women only clubs.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Unfortunately. There's the South Canterbury Sun Club.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Is that where you sun your perennium.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
If you want to.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Yeah, yeah, they say that's the best way to start
your day.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Yeah, there's the Auckland Outdoor Naturist Club. It'd be weird
to have an indoor naturist club, wouldn't it. Oh, I
guess we're a dependent really Yeah. Yeah, you could have
a nude table tennis club indoors.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Yeah you could.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
There'd be certain activities that I would stay away from.

Speaker 10 (34:06):
Like.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Jump rope.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Yeah yeah, pottery.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Pottery would be quite good, you reckon, Yeah, you have
to keep it away from the kiln.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Yeah, oh you're true. I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Yeah, spinning, I wouldn't mind throwing down. That's spinning though
where they're doing it for you guys maybe yeah. I
don't think I'm worried about us, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm worried about us in the jump rope mainly.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Ah, take an eye out.

Speaker 5 (34:35):
Any gymnastics based stuff, anything hot.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Yeah yeah, fire like you wouldn't want to go fire
twirling in the nude.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
But then I feel like barbecuing would be a big
part of being a naturist. So but again, these questions
will never get answers to because we can't get one
to come on here with us.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
So someone said, I've been to naked swimming events, beaches
and pools.

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Pools, the pools?

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Is there naked pool event?

Speaker 2 (35:01):
You sound interested? I, as I said before, I couldn't
think of anything I want to do less.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
What if we host a private one?

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Absolutely? Okay?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Okay, yeah, it's so private? Yeah that my privates are
the only ones there.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
And Ella's she wants to go to a women's only one.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
So can we be an opposite ends of the pool?

Speaker 11 (35:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I could go with you, Brie. I feel like we're
bad rather than not.

Speaker 6 (35:25):
I seriously think about it.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
I don't care if you've got time, Okay, so do I.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
How about we go in a spa and the bubbles
have to stay on?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Okay? Would you do that with me?

Speaker 5 (35:35):
And there has to be at least three bottles of
bubbles consumed?

Speaker 10 (35:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (35:39):
Who has.

Speaker 7 (35:43):
Not?

Speaker 10 (35:43):
Me?

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
New Zilland's most secretive community refuses to come on.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
The radio again.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
We'll try again next year. You've missed out on two
very keen recruits. I hope you know.

Speaker 6 (35:54):
As M's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
A couple more noticed ticks coming through someone's we're getting
a lot of information about the Rolliston nudist community. We're
not trying to expose any nudist camps, by the wa,
We're just curious. Someone said, we live next to the
Rolliston camp. They have an annual volleyball competition with the
local fire station guys.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
See, I would not be playing volleyball. Do the fire
station guys have to be nude?

Speaker 5 (36:21):
I'd say, so, do you reckon?

Speaker 12 (36:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Like if you're going to the colony.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Oh, I see, if you're going through there, it'd be
weird to be a group full of fully clothed firemen. Yeah,
playing against a group of nude volleyballers. Yeah, it is
quite a good text. Someone said, do not ring me,
my family are around. But I'm a female and I
went to a nude beach once before my wedding so
I could even out my ten.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
That's smart.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Yeah, I wonder how even she got it. Could you
not just go on one of those sun beds though? Like,
do you have to go all the way to a
nude beach? Those sun beds are horrible. Do not go
to a sun bed?

Speaker 10 (36:57):
Really?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
No, bad for you, they're gross bad. No, I just
give you melanoma.

Speaker 5 (37:01):
Oh how is there any different to the sun?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Well, the sun at least it's coming from nature. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,
we're going to.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Play how many next to your chance to score three
KFC chicken dollars and to play today, all you need
to do is sleep with a pillow. That's right, That's it,
isn't it? Which you might might sound like a stupid
thing to say, but our producer Ella doesn't sleep with
a pillow.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
So that still buzzers me out every time I hear you.

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Just head to metress, aren't you?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, you would rive in Japan.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
I don't sleep with pillows, sleep on the ground, sleep
on rice pillows sometimes.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Nah, yeah nah.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
I have the pillow for a second, and then I
have my routine of how to fall asleep and that
doesn't include a pillow.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
And then I wake up in the morning and then
I get my pillow.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Buzzy, g if you there's time, if there's time after
the show.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Forbid, I speak on the show and you tell us
that story again?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
That was amazing.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Can you do an extended explanation of that for the podcast?

Speaker 1 (38:06):
I'd like at least five extra minutes of that story,
you guys, Hey, can you chop that? Can you chop
that story up as today's social media video?

Speaker 10 (38:14):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Can we have the sequel to that on tomorrow's show?
Because God, I'm on the edge of my seat. Are
you done? I Actually, if.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
People want to ask questions about that story, you open top.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Clind how many?

Speaker 6 (38:31):
How many many?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
That's a good amount?

Speaker 4 (38:34):
How many? Is the game you win? If you have
the most something? You get to choose the member of
the Brian Clint Show that you go head to head with,
and if your number is bigger today you will win
fifty KFC chicken dollars hide Jesse, Hi, Jesse Hi, Jesse
Today you will win if you have the most pillows

(38:57):
on your bed. That's the category we've chosen. So, first
of all, what sizes your bed even a single king single?

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Double?

Speaker 5 (39:06):
King single king single?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
A king single? And are you sharing that king single
with anyone or just you just just okay, good well, Jesse.
How many pillows do you have on your king?

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Single?

Speaker 13 (39:23):
Me?

Speaker 8 (39:25):
Two?

Speaker 11 (39:26):
Two?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Two pillows?

Speaker 4 (39:29):
It's gonna be hard to win with two pillows because
you have to have the most. But that's okay. We
gave out some information which could be very key just before.
If you're listening, Jesse, who do you think you've got
more pillows on your bed then me? Clint Bree, producer
Claudia or producer Ella.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
C Clint you think you got more pillows on your
bed than me?

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Okay, Oh, I'm gonna give your heads up, Jesse, Clint
has a California king bed.

Speaker 15 (40:00):
Oh hell.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
And the wife nobody and anybody. Did you hear the
very very interesting chat that producer Ella dropped?

Speaker 5 (40:18):
D Yeah, Chlodia, Okay you want you want to go
with Claudia?

Speaker 11 (40:24):
Yeah? Yea is.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
She is the only single one on the show, so
I feel like that is smart Jesse.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
She actually is a single bed, not even a king single.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
How dare you it is a twin?

Speaker 5 (40:35):
She's a trundler. Okay, Jesse, we're gonna lock it in.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Lucky you didn't choose me eventually, because I can tell you, Jesse,
I've got ten pillows on no reason to each, and
then two European pillows for sitting.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Up and reading.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
That's ridiculous, and then two decorative cushions each, and then
a pillow for the cat and pillow.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Ne ten pillows is just diabolic.

Speaker 6 (41:03):
Do you have a pregnant pillow as well?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
That you sleepless? Pretty much?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Do you have one of those doughnut pillows? God, sounds
like you have every pillow under the sun.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
You how many pillows?

Speaker 1 (41:13):
I've got four? Which is the right amount? Yeah, to
have on a double bed.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
I think you're too short, but yeah, okay, Ella.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Well, I guess I don't sleep with a pillow, but
I do have one two, three pillows on the bed.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Three pillows for two people. Who's got the tune? Who's
got the one?

Speaker 10 (41:31):
Well?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
I have one that I can use.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Ryan has one, and then I had my big what's
the triangle.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
One pillow till pillow?

Speaker 10 (41:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Yeah, okay, Well, don't get you started on a pillow.
Check again.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Apparently that's really entertaining.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
We're gonna have nothing. We're gonna get the full debrieferts
of the show. The director's spill if we would like
to hear.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
It's all on Claudia Jesse has two pillows on his
king single If he has more pillows than Claudia. He wins, Claudia, Hell,
how many pillows in your sad single bed?

Speaker 14 (42:04):
It's just spite, lend and it's a double bed, and
I have four.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Jesse.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
You couldn't you couldn't have won no matter who you pick.
So we're going to give you fifty a confirmation prize.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah good, Okay, cool, Okay, you hold there, We'll get
you the KFC.

Speaker 9 (42:24):
Oh, you're wonderful.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Worried? Shut up, Charlotte. Wait are you guys siblings?

Speaker 11 (42:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
We are.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Hey, will you guys be eating good tonight? You're gonna
have the KFC.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Well done, guys, Thank you, thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Shut up, Charlotte, Charlotte, I've got this under control.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Jeez, they're given it to me, Charlotte.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Anyway, CDMs Bree and Clint Podcast.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Were you trying to get mister Fantasy on the Brian Clint.

Speaker 11 (42:58):
Shows a ka kJ apper aka k j aka kja
aka kJ p a p a.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
If you have missed that he's doing this weird not weird.
I shouldn't say that we're trying to get the interview.
He's doing this interesting old ego called mister Fantasy.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
Mists right the comments are absolutely great. I love everything
of you guys are saying.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
And I came on there just to point out a
few things because there seems to be a common misconception
going on.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
It's just a movie. What movies just for? Not for
a bloody movie?

Speaker 10 (43:39):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (43:39):
What movie would it actually be for?

Speaker 5 (43:42):
I'm not a bloody actor?

Speaker 10 (43:43):
Am I orth?

Speaker 5 (43:43):
I could be? But I'm a musician.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Not confirmed that it's kJ Apper, but it's definitely kJ Apper.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
It's one hundred percent. It's got all the same tattoos.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
We've gone down two different routes to try and get
the New Zealand first interview with mister Fantasy. One of
those being an impersonation of his daughter. Is that we're
going with Ella, you're impersonating his daughter.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
My name's Little Fantasy.

Speaker 6 (44:06):
Yeah, and I want my long last father.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
I found him on ancestry dot com, but apparently he's
are on the TikTok, so I'm trying to get attention
through the TikTok.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
And you might think that is weird, that impersonation and unhelpful, but.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Actually, excuse Actually he's actually shared that to his Instagram
story for.

Speaker 6 (44:25):
This video or you haters.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Wow, I didn't even say anything.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Little Fantasy quite an angry character, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Been fair to see people are quite full on.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
And the other more unconventional route we're taking to try
and get this interview is just email his management.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Yeah, just the you know the generic what.

Speaker 10 (44:46):
Route.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Yeah, Claudia's in charge of that one. How's that one
going good?

Speaker 6 (44:49):
I actually did get a reply from manager John.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Oh, my gosh, daddy Fantasy where.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
John a ka could be kJ RP No, definitely not.
Mister Fan is mister Fantasy.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
So mister Fanta and John is mister Fantasy's manager.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
What did John say?

Speaker 14 (45:06):
He said, firstly, mister Fantasy, thanks you for listening to
his music and for calling it a in quotes banger,
which I did.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
I didn't call it as a banger. It is a banger.

Speaker 14 (45:15):
And they would love if we could find a morning slot.
So we meant we need to wake up a little
early to get the Fantasy.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Anything for my my daddy Fantasy and then do any
day on.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Behalf of mister Fantasy have a splendid day.

Speaker 10 (45:29):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Does he put down any rules of whether Ella is
allowed to be a part of the interview or not?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
No, not yet, but I'm not going to lead with that.
I'm just gonna let that happen.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
If you get an interview with Daddy Fantasy and I'm
not in there, that will be the last straw and
I will leave.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Why are you talking a mat And then she goes
back into Brita or impressions.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
Were trying our best as you can, hear, Okay, we're
doing our best.

Speaker 11 (46:03):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
The producers are doing obviously everything that they can.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
We're trying to get the scoop the New Zealand first
interview with mister Fantasy.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Mister Fantasy, we want him on the show watch this space.
When you think of billionaires in the world, who do
you think about?

Speaker 5 (46:21):
I think of Bezos, yep, I think of Elon musk.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Zuk Abu Zuck. He's a billionaire, isn't he?

Speaker 4 (46:30):
Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner, the Zuru the Zuru twins
from New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Are they billionaires?

Speaker 13 (46:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (46:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Are they?

Speaker 10 (46:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
I think them?

Speaker 5 (46:41):
And who's the other Kiwi billionaire?

Speaker 11 (46:45):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (46:46):
I forget his name. Guy does the plastic I forget
his name.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
How many billionaires do you reckon there is in the world?
It feels like more and more, but there still wouldn't
be that many. Can you google how many billionaires exist?

Speaker 2 (46:57):
In twenty twenty five, I saw this interesting video where
this girl was talking about the difference between millionaires and
billionaires and how yes produced cord how many The.

Speaker 14 (47:11):
Later stat was from twenty twenty three, but there were
three three hundred and twenty three billionaires worldwide.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
It's not that many, Like when you think how many
people in the world eight billion, eight billion and there's
only three thousand billionaires.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
Still a lot, not when there's eight billion people. But
billion dollars is a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Yeah, yeah, it is a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
And I saw this thing which describes it in a
way which really kind of makes you realize how much
money a billion dollars is compared to.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
A million dollars. Yes, and so the concept is simple.
One million seconds equals eleven point.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Five days, right, So if you made a dollar a second,
it would take you eleven and a half days to
make one million dollars, so not even two weeks you'd
have a million dollars, So not that long.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
If you made a dollar a second.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
One billion seconds is thirty one years and eight months.
So if you made a dollar a second, it would
take you thirty one years and eight months to make
a billion dollars. Insane, right, it's so drastically different, Like
a billion dollars is so far away from a million dollars.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
Well, a billion is a million million?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yes, yeah, yeah, so like when you think of one
hundred million, right, yeah, that is a ton of money.

Speaker 10 (48:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
I think that's the thing, like kadeshianifying the billionaire thing
and you go, well, Kim's a billionaire, Kylie's a billionaire.
You go, oh yeah, people must be becoming a billionaire
must be a thing to do now, But it's not, no, no, no,
it's in it's an insane amount of money.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Yeah, Like you could never ever spend that amount of
money in a lifetime.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
The latest lottery in the US, which went over the weekend,
was a record amount of money and win at jackpots
at just three billion dollars. It was one point eight
billion US.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
A three billion New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Yeah ish and two people won it, so two billionaires overnight.
Imagine going from nothing to being a billionaire over life.
Yeah yeah you don't think so, yeah, oh no, would
change your life, it'll ruin their life.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
You're going to ruin your life?

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Yes, yes, it would.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, mate, I'm chasing dopamine any way that I can
you give me a billion dollars, I'd be dead in.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
A week, God quickly earning a reputation for the least
informed show in the country. Earlier, bre thought there were
thirteen days in a week, and I just said there
were a million, million, and a billion.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
God up in fact checked so hard.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Producer, Ella, Producer, Ella, can you please grab the part
where Clint rips into me for accidentally getting the days
of the week wrong, and then cut to him getting
the million things wrong?

Speaker 4 (50:10):
Absolutely, and then just highlight the audio where re corrects me,
Oh no, neither of us new.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Well, to be honest, To be honest, I was like, oh,
well he said it must be right, Clint.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Yesterday I went to the shops and I was like,
I'm going to treat myself to a new set of towels.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Oh nice, Oh yeah, where'd you go for your towels?
There's a few places I go a dares.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Places I go bid bath and beyond bed bath and
beyond you bid bathroom table?

Speaker 1 (50:42):
Yeah, Briscoes, Yeah, the warehouse they have all are great. Towels.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
But anyway, I was like, oh, I haven't bought towels
for a number of years, and I was like, I
just I'm feeling some new towels.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
You know how you know you've got your shit together
as an adult, as when you buy sets of towels.
Oh yeah, and if you get a new set of towels,
you get rid of a set of towels and you
go with these are the new towels. Now, these are
the towels for the house. We don't have that, but
that's what I aspire to.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Yeah, look, I think you you And there's different levels
as well, Like if you've got two towels a hand
towel in the.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Bath and they match, and they all match, that's the
Is that the full set?

Speaker 5 (51:21):
That's the full set?

Speaker 10 (51:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Oh, gift towels matching gift towels.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Yeah you would, if you would, if your house on
he has one bathroom, you'd want the gift towels to
match the Yeah, this isn't a dream situation obviously, is there?

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Like the thing you wash your face with, what do
you guys? Flannel? Flannel?

Speaker 10 (51:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Is that included?

Speaker 10 (51:43):
Is that the.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Full set?

Speaker 1 (51:46):
A lot of towel sets do come with a flannel.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
It's nice to put a flannel out for the gifts,
especially if they're wearing gifts.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Flannels of fans.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
Yeah yeah, Well yesterday I bought two towels, a hand
towel and a bath mat.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
So pretty much.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
What do they call it flannel in Australia. A washer,
We've got it, a washer, jump buck face washer, face washing.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
What I'm not gonna lie flannels weird be out, do they? Yeah? Yeah,
I like a flannel that it feels like it takes
a layer of skin off my face. It likes a
flannel as well, and I'm always like, let's just wet
and I like it to rough my face up a bit.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
I just feel about like think about all the dead
skin cells that are in a flannel. Anyway, went and
bought a new set of towels.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
I was like, oh yeah, I'm winning. And I wash
them straight away, because that's what you do.

Speaker 5 (52:38):
You say that like it's a known thing.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
It's not. People don't wash them.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
No, people do, but not everyone knows you need to
wash them first.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
You need to wash them first, or else then you're
not going to get the full absorbency of the towel.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
Isn't that crazy that a towel is an absorbent until
you wash it? Yeah, has it got like a plastic
coating on it or something?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Maybe? I don't know. You're going to activate your towels
pretty much. So wash my towels. And then I was like,
I really piqued my interest with towel chat. By the way,
yeah you found my niece.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
I love a good towel set. Love some good towel chat.
So wash my towels. And then I was like, I'm
going to treat myself last night. I'm going to use
one of my new towels. Go on, you know, go off, queen.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
So I had my shower, got out, started drying myself
with my new towel.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
I was like, sorry, I'm deep in. This was the
towel sun dried or dryer dried.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
It was sun dried.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
It was nice and crispy sun dried.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Because it was quite sunny here yesterday.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
And anyways, had my shower, I was like, yeah, using
my new towel that had been sitting on the tower
rail so it was hot and I was like, oh,
this is lovely.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Anyway, I was getting into all my bits.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
And crevices, you know, drying myself when all of a sudden,
disaster struck disaster struck bad where I felt a pain
in a certain area that I didn't want to feel pain, Okay,
in my nether regions.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
As I did a quick swipe with the new town.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
You've left the tag on.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
I've realized by mistake and I've left the place piece
of the tag on the towel.

Speaker 10 (54:21):
It is.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
One of the worst feeling I have had in my
whole life. Where I thought I thought, I thought, I
didn't know what I thought I had gotten stung by
was down there.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
With your fresh cell.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
I know the place where you're talking about the part
that attaches the swing tag, right, yes, the bit that
attaches the place tag or.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Whatever called the price tag off. And then I thought
I got on the plastic decking and it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
It wasn't the part that So you know how those
two pieces of that plastic one there's the fall and
then there's the two spiky bits.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure I received the spiky bit
two spiky.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Bits, and it has scratched me on off on one
of my bits, one of my sides now has a
visible scrap? How do you know?

Speaker 5 (55:24):
Did you didn't speak.

Speaker 11 (55:26):
Too?

Speaker 1 (55:27):
I was like, what's happened down there? I didn't know
what the hell was going on? Like I said, I
thought I'd been hit by a sniper.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Those new towels are tainted.

Speaker 11 (55:37):
Now.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
You won't be able to use those tails without thinking
about the time.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I literally am scarred, literally and mentally from this bloody
new towel.

Speaker 9 (55:47):
Shit.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Did you go around and check the rest of the
towels after that? I checked every single one like thoroughly. Yeah, yeah,
because I was It was a bad experience, like it
hurt like hell, hurt real bad. Anyway, that's a p
s A.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Make sure your plastic tags are out of your new town.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Hey, thanks for that. Hey, you're welcome. The morning, we
didn't know were We didn't think the story was going there?

Speaker 14 (56:13):
Did you?

Speaker 4 (56:13):
We want to know this afternoon? I know hundred dollars
at him. The question is what scratched you and where?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Yeah, isn't an awkward scratch in a bad place.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
You hear about people getting scratched on the eyeball, getting
an eyeball.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
It's been scratched on the eyeball. Bye, Bye. This is
actually when I was a kid and I do you
know the like the disguised.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Glasses that had the big nose, you know those glasses,
And someone had been on the bottom and someone had
ripped the nose off of it. And I went to
put these glasses on, and because they whipped the nose off,
there was a little like part scratched me in thet
It came good in a couple of days, but I
couldn't believe it.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
Okay, what do you got for us?

Speaker 4 (56:59):
It can be in an appropriate or an inappropriate place,
It doesn't matter the question for you.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
This evening on the Brand Clint Show is what scratched
your What scratched your?

Speaker 6 (57:09):
Podcast?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Boy?

Speaker 4 (57:10):
We are getting some interesting too much, I think, replies.
We're going to start with someone who wants to be anonymous?
High anonymous, Hig anonymous?

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (57:20):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (57:20):
What scratched you?

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Anonymous?

Speaker 12 (57:24):
Well?

Speaker 7 (57:24):
I have ridiculously high door handles, and I was getting
out of the shower once and forgot my towel walking
to my bedroom and I got a fright by a
jacket in a really dark hallway. That happens, and I
scratched my nipple on it.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Oh how bad?

Speaker 15 (57:44):
It bird.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
You wait, I'm just putting the physics together. You scratched
your nipple on a door handle.

Speaker 7 (57:52):
When you turn it the inside past.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Yeah, how tall are you?

Speaker 7 (57:57):
I'm not that tall, but the door handles are taller,
and I leave at the hard way.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Your door handles are at nipple height in your house.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
When you say it scratch your nipple? Was it nipple,
ariola or both?

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Like you can? You can take ariola. He bounce back
from ariola, but not from nipple.

Speaker 7 (58:20):
No, that was something I will never do with.

Speaker 4 (58:23):
Okay, thoughts and prayers. Thank you for sharing. Haley's here
on the hundred dollars of him.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Hi Hailey, Hi Hailey, Hey, guys are going good things?
What scratched you? Hailey?

Speaker 15 (58:33):
Well, so one night I was out at join some boonuts.
That's a couple of boys.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Really you do, Hailey?

Speaker 9 (58:40):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (58:40):
Yep?

Speaker 15 (58:41):
So rolling drank and I thought, well, we's a good
plaster sit down to a squat so I couldn't really
see anything, so I just dropped my pants, squatted, and
I cut my bum up with the caddi grass.

Speaker 9 (58:51):
Real good.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Oh not the cuddy grass.

Speaker 15 (58:54):
Oh, it looks like I've been wept a thousand times.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
Shit, did the boys who were doing the burnouts did
they have any sympathy for you?

Speaker 7 (59:04):
No?

Speaker 15 (59:05):
But it was really funny because back then he was
going back a few years back, it was really cool
to we're white and you called them skank pants in
the day.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (59:14):
I got back into the caramera and the boys like,
have you got your period? And that's joy. There was
that much because I'd from it and they were like,
oh my gosh, that's gross. But it was super.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Painful, Hailey.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
You'd bled through your skank pants because of the cutty.

Speaker 15 (59:28):
Grassley, So those skan paints has gone and.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I've never your story has it all? Lately?

Speaker 4 (59:36):
Popping a squat at the burnout and cutting your bum
on the cutty grass which forced you to bleed through
your skank pints might be the most key we yarn
we've ever had on.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
This show, Hailey.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
I need to know where this took place, Hailey, but
I can guess. But where did it take place? Are
you willing to share?

Speaker 15 (59:54):
It was somewhere in christ It.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Yeah, you live and land. Thanks, Haley, we appreciate it.
I love this tict that came through. We're asking you, guys,
what scratched you, someone said.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
When we were younger, my brother was running around in
a towel, jumped over the cat, and the cat jumped
up and got him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
What he's willie.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
The cat would have thought it was some kind of dangling.
I didn't necessarily get scratched. But when I was house sitting,
I went to bed and I was trying to get comfy.
I turned over and the spring and the bed stabbed
me in the butt. I went to jump up and
it went into a different part of my butt and
it looked like I had a booty piercing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Oh, that sounds painful. Someone else said.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
I sat on a plastic storage box as a kid
and fell through it. I was punctured by shards of
the box in the coach on the way down. I've
never sat on anything other than a chair again.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
Final destination for you downstairs.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Yeah, that's not a good time.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
I was on a run with one of my female
running buddies. Of course, she needed to pee during the run.
With no public facilities nearby, she headed to the bushes
when I heard a scream. She had squatted on a
skinny poking up stick, which jabbed her in the vagina.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
I had to take her to the hospital, resulting.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
In surgery of her vagina wardswopedy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
I think that text is coming from a man.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Only a man would describe it as surgery of the
vaginas surgery of the being.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
That sounds horrible. Well, this sounds real bad.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
I had a broken arm, so I asked my mum
to help me while I was trying on a new bra.
Was I was trying to be discreet and I had
to put my top back on afterwards and with the
undone bra and I whipped it out through my sleeve,
only for the tag to take off part of my nipples.

Speaker 10 (01:01:57):
So he got a.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Broken arm and a torn nipple. Bad week. Imagine when
you realize what you've done.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Yeah, yeah, I'm a female. As a kid, I got
an electric shock. I fell back and landed on the
buckle of my school shoe and cut myself down there
front end where your pee had to go to hospital.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
So much pain, so much humiliation.

Speaker 13 (01:02:23):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
What about this one? It's just real simple. My ex
boyfriend had a pit rat. That pit rat bit him.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
On his old fella, you'd rather the cat than a rat,
like I'd be worried. I'd get the plague. Wait, I'm
a rat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Getting me down there. Yeah, I'd rather neither.

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
No, No, I would rather neither as well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
No, No, we don't want to know. Hey, you've you've
stated you'd rather than the cat.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
No, if I had to, if someone held a gun
to my head, you.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
Know, we don't want to know what you're into. I mean,
that's you're in to.

Speaker 14 (01:03:02):
Cat.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Brian Clinton the Podcast Network, Lady Gaga on Zidim Brian Clint.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
She won our Best Artists at the VMA's today of
the last year, I believe.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
So yeah, really over Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 5 (01:03:23):
Yeah, good for Lady Gaga.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
Obviously you had been the obviously you agree. Well, Sabrina
Carpenter did all that Sabrina Carpenter stuff, And I feel
like Sabrina's Sabrina Carpenter's year was the year before. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:38):
No, what did we get from Lady Gaga in the
last year. We've got Ebria Debra.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Yeah, m I mist sing something.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
We got her whole album, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we
got the collaboration with Bruno Mars die with a smile.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
No, I feel like that was more than a year ago.
I think that was this year it was like in
the past twelve months.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Well, congratulations to Lady Gaga and her entire fairy.

Speaker 8 (01:04:03):
Birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
The German hodders. Correct, the German hodders. This is birthday
banger where you pause up little monsters, you call us
tell us when your birthday is, We tell you your
birthday banker.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Maddie's here, Hi, Maddie, Hi, Maddie.

Speaker 8 (01:04:17):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
What have you been doing today, Maddie?

Speaker 7 (01:04:21):
It's my granddad's birthday. They're just skitting the day with him. O.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
Lovely.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
It's a bit cute, wholesome.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
How old's granddad today, Maddie eighty the Big eight zero?

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
What do you get for his birthday.

Speaker 10 (01:04:34):
Today?

Speaker 15 (01:04:35):
Cuddles from my children?

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
It's lovely.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Later on, yeah, yeah, nice.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Let's focus on your birthday for a second. What's your
date of birth?

Speaker 7 (01:04:45):
The twenty fourth of March twenty and one.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
Al Right, that means, Maddie, you were sixteen in twenty seventeen,
and on your sixteenth birthday this was number one Lord
Lord's green light. What do you reckon, Maddie?

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Yeah, I mean it's Lord.

Speaker 15 (01:05:08):
That's a good, good choice.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
It's a great choice. Maddie. Okay, wait there We're going
to go to Abby for a birthday banger?

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Abby, Abby?

Speaker 14 (01:05:17):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
What have you been doing today? Abby?

Speaker 15 (01:05:20):
Just working?

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Fair enough, mate, fair enough? What is your birthday?

Speaker 12 (01:05:25):
Twenty second old sport to two thousand?

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
All right, that means you were sixteen in twenty sixteen,
and we've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Fifth
Harmony reunited last week.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Only four of them though, four of them not MBA.
Are you into a abbey? Do you like your birthday banger?

Speaker 10 (01:05:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:05:50):
I like it.

Speaker 11 (01:05:52):
Absolutely?

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:05:53):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
That's a jam from Fifth Harmony, My favorite Fifth Harmony
song origon.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
One more Birthday bang a for Imma cure Emma, Hi, Emma, Hello,
what have you been doing today? Emma?

Speaker 9 (01:06:06):
Just working as well?

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
Where do you work?

Speaker 9 (01:06:09):
I'm a Health protection officer?

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
A health protection officer?

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
What does that mean?

Speaker 9 (01:06:17):
It means a lot of things, but basically we are
work in the Public Health Unit for Health New Zealand
and just cover communicable diseases and environmental health.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Restaurant, I still don't know what you do.

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
It sounds like important work. Let's just leave it at
that show.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
It sounds like an actual job compared to us. Hey, Emma, mate,
what is your birthday?

Speaker 9 (01:06:40):
My birthdate is the twenty eighth of August nineteen ninety.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
You should have seen, Emma as you were describing your job,
all of us going just concentrating as.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
Hard as we can go. I have no idea what
she does, so that scene in the.

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
We're just like what the monkeys inside Homer's brain and
they're just like playing symbols.

Speaker 8 (01:07:00):
Me know what she does?

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
You were sixteen, Emma in twenty thirteen. We've done our calculations.
He's your birthday back, and we're.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
Gonna let it gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
Ellie Golding. Been a long time since we've had an
Ellie Golding song on birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
Banger? What do you reckon? Emma?

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
It's not bad, not bad.

Speaker 12 (01:07:23):
I definitely remember that, probably playing at My Sweet Succeeds.

Speaker 5 (01:07:26):
Yeah, it's very twenty thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
That song was huge.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
I've got the lights out fifth Family Lord, Ellie Golding,
all the Girls or the Girls today and I'll be
voting for Elli Golding me too.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Really, Yeah, I think it's a sign. We did a
Friday Okie last week.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Emma the Health Protection Officer, You've just one birthday being
a congratulations.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
That is thank you sweet as Thanks. Why about Nothing?

Speaker 6 (01:07:55):
It's z it MS Brilling Clint podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
There's the Winter a birthday banger Today on ZIDIM with
Brian Clint. Ellie Golding's burn from twenty thirteen.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
We've been doing some deep diving on where Ellie Golding
is now.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
Oh yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Remember she went off and married. I believe it was
like some guy that was a part of some royal family.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
She's got very high society for a bat.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
She did that story about her being a guest at
Prince William and Catherine's wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Yeah, and ever since then everyone was like, oh, so
you're better. She's not one of us. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
one of us.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
She was married to a guy called Casper Joppling, but
they announced their split last year.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
Okay, so they went their separate ways.

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
They share a son together, and then literally eighteen hours
ago he was spotted in London with Olivia Wilde, who.

Speaker 4 (01:08:55):
We talked about earlier on the show for dating Harry Styles. Yes,
oh buzzyg Ellie Golden. How old do you think Eli
Golden is?

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
M I reckon, She's probably like thirty eight.

Speaker 5 (01:09:10):
She's thirty eight, is she?

Speaker 11 (01:09:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
And Casper Joppling was only thirty three.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
I saw that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Yeah, And of course we did our Elli Golden tribute
last week on Friday OKI, which you won.

Speaker 13 (01:09:23):
Reading everything right now I'm on the outside sounds so
much worse on a non Monday, Friday OCHI day, you know,
like on Friday, you're expecting it, You're mentally prepared.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
Yeah, do sound different.

Speaker 4 (01:09:42):
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