ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 25th September 2025

• Where'd you get stuck? 
• Clint wants to weigh in on the towel washing debate. 
• The WORST time to get someone's name wrong. 
• Clint's Aunty Anne finally got to say hi to Bree. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
D it MS Bri and Clint Podcast Please Brian Clint ms.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Brian Clint cheers to HBO Max available on neon.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Brian Clinton was going on everybody, it's Bri and Clin.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
The whole team, the whole show. We're all here, baby,
Oh no, produce, Aura's not here. Literally forgot.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
You doing? Genuinely forgot that's the thing, though, you're away
for more than two days. Forgotten? Forgotten ye arrased?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah, like we we didn't even remember what you look like. No,
you know, you were away on Monday Tuesday and we
were like, what was that guy's name that we used
to and cords, I got it.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I don't know remember any girl? Yeah? Yeah, forgettable. And
that's a lesson for everybody. You all are nobody, nobody,
and I mean nobody. Would you is irreplaceable? Said it?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Would you rather be memorable? But for not great reasons?

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh yeah it was infamous? Yeah yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Or completely unforgettable? Oh, completely forgettable? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Like so you're problematic memorable, problematic, but you'll stick in
people's minds or all right, but no one's going to
remember you.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Not a single person will remember you for anything.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I'll go problematic. Would you yeah, I'd like to leave
a mark, not like badly problematic, a bad mark, a
skid mark. Yeah. Yeah, And I don't want to be
like I remember that guy with the bad bo that
used to work here. I don't want that either. No,
well it's not like maybe like maybe like a mild
maybe like a mild drinking problem.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Oh like you don't want to go near you at
the Christmas party?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
No, no, it's a bit too pervy. No, I just
wanted to be like remember how he always had a
coffee up in the studio. Oh, I wonder what was
in that?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
And people didn't really know, you know, the guy that
used to we all thought was drinking at work all
the time. Yeah, that guy. And then everyone goes, oh Clent, Yes,
I remember that guy, the racist pervert.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
No, not like that. Okay, hey, fun show on the way.
We have nine hundred and fifty dollars on the line
for what's the plot today? Movie guessing game. You just
have to survive this one to make it through to
the thousand dollars milestone, bree, and I'm not feeling my best.
Will you like the Black Ferns Crumble one game before

(02:37):
the big One?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I'm gonna do it for about black ferns.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, I've got it. Yeah, Yeah, I'm gonna do it
for them, do it for the girls. Speaking of rugby,
a double pass to the Bledters Low Cup All Blacks
Wallabies Eden Park five point thirty. We're gonna give that
away with another game of Blitters lower or higher. But
Nicks bree, we're all level again for Trady versus lady.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Oh we're seventy eight, seventy eight back to fully level.
You can't split these two, but we're going to today.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
If the Trades win today, it will be their first
time in the lead for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Wait, so just to clarify, they haven't gone in the lead.
They've just got to level.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
They've got to level a couple of times, a couple
of times they've not been in the lead. It could
be today, It could be today, or they could go
back behind again. If you want to represent any of
the team, oh eight hundred dials at him, or you
can text nine to six. No, you can't text.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
What just call through now? Oh eight hundred dials at M.
No texting.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
It is alcohol in.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
This cop plays Briankland.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Alright, score update, Like we said, we are all even stevens.
The trade's on seventy eight. The ladies also on seventy eight.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
But a backstory for you. The tradees have not been
ahead at all in twenty twenty five since we started
the back in January. We've kip score all year, as
we always do. They have been level before, but they
have not been in front. They have been leveled twice
this week. But let it slip? Can they get it
done today? Let's see our ladies in Palme. She's thirty

(04:16):
seven and she's got webbed toes. Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Kylie Hi, Kylie Hi. All of the toes webbed or
just a couple, just.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
A few on one foot?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Quack?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Do people call you ducky.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
When I was younger?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
And do you reckon it makes you a better swimmer?

Speaker 5 (04:35):
What?

Speaker 6 (04:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Definitely you don't have your gendle toes webbed? Do you?

Speaker 6 (04:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Thank God? Yes? Yeah that would be annoying, wouldn't God?
You're taking on our trades today. Who's from Auckland. He's
twenty eight and he still has a baby tooth. Welcome
to the show. Tim get a Tim Hey, how's going.
I'm wait, just a couple of medical marvels this afternoon,
web toes and baby teeth? Which too?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Which tooth is it?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Tim?

Speaker 6 (05:02):
Are they one nick to your front teeth?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Whatever?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
That one is the canine?

Speaker 7 (05:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:07):
That one? You're saving it for a rainy day. Yeah,
can keep it a guessing. Yeah, it's like a savings
plan if you ever need it to whip it out
to fairy money better all right, Tim, Toothy? Tim, your buzzes,
Trady and Kylie your buzzes, Lady, hugely important game of
Trady versus Lady, but no pressure whin it? Gets fifty
dollars cash from KFC Best of Lark.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Question number one, What is the name of the largest
lizard that is still alive on the planet today? They
have a venomous bite that inhibbits blood clotting trading lady, Yes, Tim, Python,
Python shot, Kylie.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Komodo dragon, Komodo dragon.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
It is a Komodo dragon. It is a lizard though, however,
even though it's called a.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Dragon, Yeah right, yes, I would have assumed a dragon
was a lizard. Same same or riptail? Yeah, same same.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Isn't that scary that if it bites you it's poisonous. Yeah,
and they're fast too, all right. One to the ladies,
question number two. Which organ in the human body produces insulin?
Is it the liver, the kidneys, or the pancreas, Yes, Kylie.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Kyliecreas, pancreas.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
It is the pancreas. She's away in flying. You need
this one, Timmy to stay in at question number three,
buzz in when you can tell me who sings this? Yes,
Tim Elton, John Milton, John nice out of it, yet
you kept yourself in it with that one.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
One to the trades.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Two to the Ladies, question number four, Name the popular
Netflix show that follows Formula one season by season. Yes, Tim, Drive.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
To Survive right back in it.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
We're all tied up here in the fifth. Here we go.
This is for the win. What are male honey bees called?
Is it busy bees? Workers or drones?

Speaker 8 (07:14):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Tim work or no, Kylie drone. That might be one
of the best games we've had in a very long time.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Tim knew, Tim knew he had to go for it.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
He had to he had to throw everything at it.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
And you had to go early too, And yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Lucky Tim, But a fantastic gameplay by you too, Kylie.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Yeah, that was pressure. No pressure there.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, on top. You've kicked the ladies on top where
they like it. Seventy nine ladies seventy eight trade's they're
back in the behind. Thanks guys, well done. We'll play
Trady Verse Lady again tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
CDMs Bree and Clintic podcast.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Did you know that one of my worst fears is coastaphobia?

Speaker 1 (08:11):
No, oh no, I'm really not good smart not to
let that slip. You know in the era of radio
that you and I came up and you said that
on the radio. You're know, we're organizing for you tomorrow
Live Burial, awful, Live burial.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Ha. So funny, Yeah, so funny, But you hate it,
really really coastaphobic. And this next story is my worst nightmare.
A cruise passenger on a very large cruise ship. So
big this cruise ship that it has a huge water
slide that goes from the top of the ship and

(08:50):
then goes off to the side of the ship and
kind of curls around and then goes back into the
into the pool.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah. I always think those ones are asking for trouble.
You know, they often have a glass bottom on them,
and you feel like you're sliding out over the ocean.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Well, you do go out over the ocean. Yeah, and
they're clear, it's a clear tube. Anyway, a woman has
become trapped in the water slide more than thirty meters
above the ocean.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Wow, terrifying.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Other guests have then started taking videos of this woman
and you can see her trying to shuffle her way
out of the slide.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Oh my god, so scary. Also, how humiliating for people
to see your wit bottom squashed up against a clear glass.
That's the last thing I want people to know. There's
not a flattering way of doing that, no of having
your bottom wit.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
It's flatter, flattering, it's one one.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
To a tube. Yeah, flattening, Yeah, flattening. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
And she can't get out, the video concludes, and people
don't know what happens.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
She's stuck. I'm looking at the tube. She's not like
wedged in the ch tube. Does she need this ship
to turn the other way so it will lean Yeah,
it's a great question. It doesn't really say, but she
kind of looks like a poe stuck in a pipe.
Awful situation. Have you ever had a colonic irrigation?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
No, but I've always wanted to give it a go.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I have. And that's what the tube looks like. That
comes out of your bottle. Humans come out of your bottom.
Obviously on a bigger scale.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
But have you been going Have you been eating those
little humans again?

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Have you? I told you to not eat them whole? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
she looks like the stuff that goes down the tube
and that pipe.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
When did you have a colonic?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
When I was trying to make weight to play under
eighty five kg rugby, someone told me you can lose
three and a half kilos from a colonic irrigation. Mate,
didn't work, wasn't it like D level rugby? Yeah? But
I still wanted to play.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
And you've gone to the trouble of putting a tube
up your bottom and having something flush.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Is that how much it meant to you? Okay, look,
you told me you're very vulnerable claustrophobia. Think, and now
I've told you my rugby hose up the bottom. Story. Guys,
here's your chance, here's your chance, here's your chance to
be a good friend too. Don't worry, lads, I'm not
going to let you down. I'm going to be there
on the bench ready to play this weekend. If it

(11:21):
takes me getting.

Speaker 9 (11:22):
A colonic and flushing all my poos out of me,
I will be there Saturday, don't you worry, and I
will play the best forty minutes of my life.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
I didn't do it alone. I talked to one of
the other guys into the team for doing it with me.
Did you make way? Just just oh, thank god? And
did you guys win? I don't know. I don't remember
to traumatized by the hose up the bum. That's fantastic.
If you're listening, Idie, we did that together, Okay, Eddie.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
That's what real men do. Yeah, for real rugby teams.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Got Barrett does before the big test, man, Scott.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Barrett, We'll get as many colonics as it takes so
he can run out there for the abs.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
You want to me in all black, you've got to
be prepared to stick anything up your bum for the jersey,
and then the team goes for the jersey.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
And then they get group discounts because on the tenth
one you get it for free.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
What are we talking about.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
We're talking about getting stuck in places, that's right, which
is kind of relevant for this chat as well. I
thought I Yeah, I wanted to know from people have you?
And now that I think about it, these stories are
going to make me feel very claustophobic.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, we want to know where you got stuck. Did
you get stuck in the left for a long period
of time?

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Did you know where I kind of got stuck the
Kuci tunnels.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
I was going to ask if you got stuck in
the Kuchie before.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yep, deep deep in there.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
That's all right. You've been frequent the tunnels a lot,
haven't you.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
I haven't been for a while, and I shut them
down for a bit. It's kind of musty in there.
A woman on a cruise ship has gotten stuck in
the big slide that goes from the top of the
cruise ship down to the bottom, and she's hanging out
over the water thirty meters above the.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Sea, wriggling around trying to get down the slide. She's
at a low point on the slide. Also just in life,
physically and metaphorically, she's hit a low point. Yeah, so
we're asking you this afternoon, did you get stuck somewhere?
Vowels here? Get a val hi, val.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
Hi guy, Hi, Good to have you back free.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Oh thanks Val. It's good to be back, mate. Tell
me where'd you get stuck?

Speaker 7 (13:49):
I basically got stuck out on my balcony and I
my daughter was at her father's and I live on
my own and I'm three claws up and I went
out on my very very small balcony to water the
plants and the flowers. But a large, a one very
strong cardboard folder just happened to slip slip back and

(14:12):
then block and block the ranch slider, so I couldn't
open the ranch slider.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Oh my god, any more than about.

Speaker 7 (14:18):
Three and a half inches your I literally had to
squeeze myself through three and a half inch a piece
of nothing, you know, just like that's all that.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
That's go squeeze yourself. Did you squeeze yourself through? Yeah? Wow?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
I would have had no hope vel, not a confidence booster.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I got stuck on my balcony when I was at
University vell and christ Church in winter, on the third floor,
in the middle of the city, in just a towel.
The door blue closed behind me. I was out there
in just a towel, and if people know, Krash, which
was on Madress Street pretty busy, and I had to
wet one of my flatmates to come back and let

(15:01):
me back into the house.

Speaker 8 (15:03):
At least you could.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
You could you shout out to anyone?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, but they don't never keep on my flat So people.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Were like dead ass on Madress.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
It was actually the corner of some ess Madress. That's
thanks bells Bell Helena is here, Hi Helena, Hi Helena.

Speaker 10 (15:24):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Would you get stuck?

Speaker 11 (15:26):
So?

Speaker 6 (15:26):
I was a child of the nineties and we didn't
have special petting or neats on the trampolines, and I
got stuck between the springs. Yeah, yeahs were laughing so
hard that I was stuck there for quite a while.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Do you remember my waist? So you were in between
two different springs. You weren't having a body part pinched
by a single spring.

Speaker 6 (15:49):
I tried to squeeze between the springs, and you know,
they're not that large, and I wasn't a skinny child,
So it.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Was but humiliating.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
The beast part is thirty years later, I find it
the same thing.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, and who is very slim? Who do we talk to,
Brie who got their lady parts jammed in a trampoline spring?
Single single spring? Was it a caller?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I feel like it was, yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
You don't be doing that one.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
No right, no more tramp for you.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I feel like, look and Helena might back me up here.
All of us girls had very near missus with the trampoline.
I feel yeah, you know, just a part of growing up.
In your passage totally clint to the right of my passage,
to the right of my passage, all the left on

(16:42):
how you fell high?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Fiona? Hi, Fiona, Hi, how are you going? Good? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Where'd you get stuck?

Speaker 12 (16:48):
Fee in the list in the elevator when I was
nine months pregnant and having contraction?

Speaker 5 (16:57):
Noors, wait, wait, wait, you're in labor having contractions and
you get stuck in an elevator and you work for
an elevator company.

Speaker 12 (17:08):
Yes, what I thought I was going to have to
name the kid.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Otis No, you name it Shindler. You screw this lift
Shinny for short.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Hey, were there anyone else in the was anyone else stuck.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
In the left with you?

Speaker 7 (17:21):
It was my god, there's guys in there.

Speaker 6 (17:23):
They were petrified.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Yeah, well, they were obviously trying to decide who was
going to deliver the baby.

Speaker 12 (17:30):
Yes, and thank god, it was probably only about ten
minutes and then it just opened and everyone ran out.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Sounds like the plot line to see how everyone just
ran away from the pregnant lady having contractions let me
out of here?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Were oo. It sounds like the plot line to a
rom com. It does?

Speaker 13 (17:50):
I know?

Speaker 12 (17:51):
It was honestly such an experience, because you know, even
if being I've handle the phone calls from people stuck
in the lift when I used to work there.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, you know you were. And actually it was like
a metaphor because you were stuck in a left waiting
for the doors to open, and your baby was stuck
in a human left waiting for the human doors to open.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
And then it just.

Speaker 12 (18:10):
Stopped, and then I had to go back two days later.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Oh my god, I bet.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
I bet you use the stairs.

Speaker 8 (18:17):
Oh, I definitely do.

Speaker 12 (18:19):
Now I don't.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
And she works for a left company and even she
got even she won't use the bloody things. We asked me,
did you get stuck? Someone said I got stuck in
a public toilet when I was on a school rugby trip.
The bus left without me and didn't realize I wasn't
with them. Oh, they didn't even know you weren't there,
like you today with Ella when you didn't even realize
she wasn't here.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
Don't bring that up again. I definitely remember the first.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
It rest out of the show with Ah. Everybody is here, everybody.
She's so cute and quiet.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Sometimes you don't know that's not her at all.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
I would not describe as quiet.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
No, bring clin.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
It's time for a very special edition of the Team.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Live from l A with Dean McCarney.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Dean, we're on the streeters you are with Melby the
Spice Girl.

Speaker 6 (19:11):
Right now, hie place. I haven't been to a liter
in Australia for Sydney for four years.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I never made it to New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
I need to get down there.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
So annoyed at myself.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Well, Quint first time, how it was not? We just
we just read FORI guys. Hi Mel, bringing Clint from
Zidium high Mal.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
I know I just said hi to you.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Were you just hearing me?

Speaker 10 (19:36):
There?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
We were? We weren't We were sure if you could
hear us? Mel? How are you?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Of course I can hear.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
I'm very good. Thank you in Australia, That's what that's
for sure. Next you love and we want you to
come over here. You're always welcome.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I've got an extra room for you. Okay, Well, I'll
be bringing all my kids and my husband, so I'm
not sure if you have to have that, bring them down, come.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
On down a town in the backyard.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
I don't mind.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Campaign. We gotta wrap it up. Bye guys, bye bye bye,
oh my god bye. We're not going to hang up.
You hang up, you hang up?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Let's you hung up?

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Holy ship?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Do we do?

Speaker 1 (20:19):
We just talk to a real life spiccil.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Does Dan just hang out with these people all the time?
You know?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
He talks they're talking about.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
It's a bit that's a bit creepy of us.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Was that your first time talking to a spice skill
could be? How do you not know? Well, no, it is, it.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Must be, surely it must be. It must be my
first time. I just feel like I know them so well.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
You know, yeah, I know, but I feel like you're
not as excited as you should be. That's for you.
That's like talking to a beetle. I know.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
It's pretty crazy, Claudia, we.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Just had a goddamn spice skill on the show. We
meant to be talking how about that? For inception? We
were meant to be talking in the tea about Jerry halliwell,
Ginger Spice's husband, and then we accidentally get scary Spice
on the show wild what's going on? Oh my god?
Imagine if it was Ginger. It was Ginger that we
had on the phone. This is a simulation. No other

(21:22):
show's got a spice girl on the other afternoon, do they?

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah, show us a show on New Zealand Radio that
had Melby or.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
J and Dunk. Where's your spice girl?

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Like we've got the Rock two thousand, We've got Saffron
on later.

Speaker 14 (21:35):
Yeah, Like that's not even an original spice girl sepron.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
It took me a minute. I'm not gonna lie. Clinch
podcast nine hundred and fifty dollars up for grabs and
what's the plot at four point thirty this afternoon? A
movie guessing game nine one hundred and fifty dollars?

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Care to lose it on nine fifty would be harpbroad.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Because Bree wants a thousand. You want to my goal? Yeah, yeah,
and then it can go right Yeah, But nine fifty,
nine to fifty was so close because you listening, you
don't care the difference between nine to fifty and one thousands.
They don't, and they shouldn't. If I say to you,
you can have nine to fifty this week or one
thousand next week, what are you going to take? Well?

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Is the Is it a sure thing I'll get the
thousand next week? What if I get through this week
and I can get nine to fifty, then I'm taking nine.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Fe You always go for the nine fifty now, yeah,
you always go for the nine right now?

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (22:29):
We could be ascending in the rapture later this week.
You take the money now, mate, Mate.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
You and I both know that we ain't ascending.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I'm going. You're not.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
If anyone's going out of you and I, I'm ascending,
you are staying here.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
No, I'm going. No, Claudia, who's going? Who's more likely
to go?

Speaker 11 (22:47):
Let's be honest, none of us.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
In the eyes of the Lord anyway. I don't know
what we're going to say. None of us are going.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah, that's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Backed out of that pretty quick, didn't you. I knew
where you were going with that. I've had communion more
recent than you have.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
You.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
I went to my nephew's baptism recently.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
When, oh my god, are we really having a Catholic
off the shop?

Speaker 7 (23:22):
Come?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Mate? Didn't you weren't you were later in life Catholic.
I was an awkward teenage baptism.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, I was baptized from a baby.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, so in the eyes of the Lord, you're going first.
But you didn't get a choice.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
So yeah, but I chose to do well.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Why are we doing this? Neither of us, neither of us.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
I We're doing it just in case the rapture.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Is, oh, yeah, I'm so Catholic, me too. Yeah, yeah,
we're going Claudius.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Not claud is definitely not.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
This kind of counts as aviation news because it involves planes.
The question I want to ask is is it compulsory
now in life to have a smartphone? Can you not
exist without one? The airline Ryan Air, which is a
budget airline that operates in Europe, have come out and
they've said they will no longer use paper boarding passes.

(24:19):
They won't print you one. You can't print yourself one.
The only way you can board a Ryan Air flight
is by using their app and scanning your boarding pass
on the app.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
So what if you don't have a smartphone, you just
can't use their airline.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
What if you don't have a smartphone, What if your
phone goes flat as well. Yeah, you can't operate in
life without a smartphone. What if their system goes down?
They said eighty percent of people who fly on their
planes already use the phone app to board the plane. Yep,
but twenty percent for an airline that big is forty

(24:54):
million people. So forty million people are going to have
to get with it. And if you're and you don't
use a smartphone because they terrify you, well I guess
you're not going anywhere. You're staying at home now.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
Or you use another airline, well yeah, I guess that.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, until they bring in the string, or or you
get one of those iPod touches they do it all,
or you carry around an iPad so you can scan
your boarding pass onto. My mom's done that. Yeah, well
my mum.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Don't get her started on how much she loves her iPad.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
Is it a full iPad or an iPad mini? I
think it's a mini. Oh yeah, but she loves it.
Does she take your holiday photos on the iPad?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
She got a new phone recently, so I feel like
it may have superseded. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
We've just had our security system here at Zidim changed.
We all have swipe cards to get into the building,
like most officers do, and they've just changed it so
your swipe card doesn't work anymore. You have to have
an app to be able to get into the building, so.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
You have to have your phone.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
So you have to have a smartphone.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
Have to have a smartphone to have the app to
be able to even just get to work.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
So to work at ZIM now you have to have
a smartphone.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
It's like the way like parking's going, yes, you know, yeah,
like a lot of a lot of the meters don't
take money anymore. I saw actually to any meet there
would be some.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Stock not an Oakland, but not many. I saw someone
recently older and they also didn't look like they were
from Auckland. They kind of looked like they were confused
about where they were standing at the parking meter uh
in Kingsland with coins yep, and just sort of looking
at it, going how do I what do I do here? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I had to help this lovely couple the other day.
This was a few weeks ago when I was parking,
and I was quite confused too, because you had to
scan this QR code yes to then go to this website,
then put your details into pay for parking, and this
poor older couple was like, where do we put the
money to just pay.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
For I've seen that one. There's not even a paywaight situation,
right awful. You have to scan the QR code and
go on a website to pay for the part. You
can't do it.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
The ZM podcast Networks.

Speaker 10 (27:10):
Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented,
eh athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based
on just the plot line that she can do.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Brillian clintse what's the plot our famous movie guessing Game
where today, if you beat Brie you were nine hundred
and fifty dollars. William Curda, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Hello William, sure.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Good, Thank you. Do you hear me say before? The
pressure is not on you. The pressure is on Brie,
and she's put it all on herself because it's arbitrary.
But in her mind, she wants this jackpot to be
at one thousand dollars and she's one win away from that. William,
bring it on, Bree.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
You wouldn't take that away from me, William?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Would you? Ah on a good day?

Speaker 5 (28:01):
I will, and it's been a good day.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
So oh no, I like William's calm demeanor. I think
it bodes well for him in this game. William, Just
to be clear, you buzzing with your name when you
think you know the name of the movie that I'm
reading the plot line too. You don't wait for me
to finish that movie. Okay, you just go for it. Okay,
if you get it wrong, Brie gets a free guess.

(28:23):
If Brie gets it wrong, you get a free guess.
It's first to two wins. What's the plot? And today
it's all about the numbers, because we're at nine point
fifty and Brie wants one thousand today. These are all
movies with numbers in the title. Okay, here we go,

(28:44):
buzzeres are your names. Best of luck, everybody. Plot Line
number one, while exploring a remote canyon, a mountaineer and adventurer,
becomes William.

Speaker 7 (28:55):
One hundred and twenty seven hours.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
Sure it's hours, yep, let's just messing with you there
a bit. Well, oh wow, what days? Well, you don't know.
Maybe he had a lot of scruggin with him one
point William movie number two movies with numbers in the title.

(29:30):
An advice columnist tries pushing the boundaries of what she
can write about in her new piece about how to
get a Man to dump You, how to Lose a
guy in ten days, one apiece. Have you seen it well?

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Ah, years and years ago.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Fantastic film Kate Hudson some of her best work.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Movie Number three feels sick the decider. William is staring
down the barrel of nine hundred and fifty dollars. Brie
is steering down the barrel of another twenty weeks.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I feel so.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Trying to build this jackpot up. We won't be able
to do it this year.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
No, it'll be done.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
It'll be twenty twenty six. Earliest, the earliest movie Number
three A playboy vit sets his heart on romancing a
beautiful woman Bri fifty first dates.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Holyhoar, William.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
I was completely impartial in that I just love the
friggin thrill of the thing. I would have reacted the
same way if you had won.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
What a game?

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Will you?

Speaker 2 (30:53):
But I mean you push me to my limits, absolute limits.
Unlucky mate. But we got fifty ks each dollars as
a consolation.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Awesome, thank you.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Try try try and get through again. Next week?

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Will ye all redemption.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Imagine the storyline he loses the nine fifty only to
come back and win the thousand, and I'm happy. I'm
happy now I didn't I got to the thow that
we did it. Come on, I don't want you stop trying, though.
I don't want you to just give this thing away. No,
I can't even be bothered anymore.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
It's z it ms bringing Clinton podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
The Sneaks breaks more of just to catch up between
Brie and I. Really, you guys kind of don't need
to be here for this. It's just haven't seen you
this week, and it's kind of you were away and yeah,
and this is a couple of things that I think
you and I need to clear the year on. I
did catch one of your breaks while I was off
on Tuesday. Actually, oh no, I believe you were not.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
It wasn't there the one after five.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
I hope it will one. It was the one about towels.
What's the one you're talking about? No, no, no, no, no,
that's the one. When I go back and get the podcast, right, Okay,
I definitely believe you. You were out here suggesting that
washing your kitchen towels tea towels wash cloths, dishrags, yep,

(32:20):
with your bathroom towel. Huh was gross? And you were
quite perplexed that the room didn't agree with you. I
was the odd one out.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
No one agreed with me, Claudier and Ella so completely fine.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
I thought about it. I was very shocked by this information.
Which it's fine to be the odd one out. We're
quite often the odd one out, and that's what makes
things interesting. What's interesting is when you don't realize you're
the odd one.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I genuinely thought most people would be on my side,
and they would think washing any of your kitchen towels
slash rags with your bathroom towels is yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
And were people on your side? You know what?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Eventually people did come out of the woodwork on the
text machine, there was people that came out.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
In support, but not the majority. Right, I would say
it was sixty forty, Claudia, was it sixty forty? Maybe
like seventy thirty. Come on, it was sixty forty. I
just wanted to tell you that I'm.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah, which which camp are you on?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I'm with the girls?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Oh's feel like wow, it's in a washing machine.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Girl, You've got You've got detergent in the way that
I have a fruit phobia. You have a towel phobia,
and you need to address it because these things are
not tae tea towel phoe. No, you're in denial. You
go to people's houses and you sniff their bathroom hand
towels and bathroom towels. I don't want to do hands

(33:49):
on a dirty towel. You have a whole thing about towels,
but you haven't confronted. Okay, and even it's the same
as me. I can't have my used fruit. I can't
even I don't like the witness of other witness from
fruit touching each other. You don't let your bathroom towels
touching your kitchen.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Town Miners routed childhood trauma that I'm never going to
get over.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I can't believe you're on their side.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Actually, to be honest, during the whole conversation, I feel
like we turned Claudia and she came over to my side.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
No, it's not, it's not. It's not about talking people around,
because I know you can do that. You'll choose someone's
zero own. You'll just keep talking at them until what about?
What about? What about you? You know? How you. I
don't know if you do this anymore.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
But remember when you told us you shave your pins
into the bath towels. You said that you do the
shaving into the bath towe Because I'm making my point
that towel, which could have astray in there, goes into
the washing machine with a dish cloth or a tea towel,

(34:54):
and then you're drying or washing it a plate strape.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
You this is what I'm talking about. You just talk
at people until they just go yeah, all right, I
agree with you. Taught me that I've learnt from the
bestow Well, I'm not gonna be nice about it anymore.
The other thing I wanted to bring up is you're
wrong about Happy Gilmore two. It's a fantastic movie. Okay.

(35:19):
I watched it on the weekend and I was like,
this is going to suck, because Bree told me it sucks.
You haven't even seen the first one. I have. I
watched them pretty much back to back.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Yeah, so it's not the same for you. You don't
have the like all that those years of nostalgia. Happy
Gilmore two is a six at best. Happy Gilmore two,
what would you rate it?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Eight? Would you actually, no, don't lie. I can tell
you're lying. What would you actually genuinely rate it? I
don't know, I don't know, I don't know. No, I'm
mad at you now. You edit you for bringing up
the tel thinkin he need to be a fun break,

(36:08):
a bit of fun on the radio. You don't do
it anymore. Well, so you've told us stop talking about
my pubes on the radio. Okay, just because you don't
have any doesn't mean mine a communal properties. Okay, Jesus Christ,

(36:34):
here's Sabrina carpenters. Were they white towels or dark towels?
Is out of the trip?

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Okay, we'll stop talking as it ends.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Brin Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
And when you get so hot, turns it in with
Brian Clint. Is you asking me a questions? No, just
check it. It's so mad at me now and this
might make you feel better. This might be a win
for you.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Then if you're mad at me, Karma maybe coming back
to buy me. I got this weird email and I'm
so on edge when I get emails these days where
I'm like, scam, Oh, this is a scam.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
It's a scam.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
And I looked at this email and I looked at
it again and I was like, looks like a scam,
but it might not be. Essentially, the title of the
email was new overdue fine.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Does sound like a scim? Sounds like a scam?

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Yeah right, And then I was like, okay, let me
just double check, let me look into this. And then
when I went into the email, it was from the
New South Wales government. Jeez where I used to live
in New South Wales, Australia. Yes, and I went okay, right.
It then read this, Hibrianna, you have recently been sent

(37:55):
an overdue fine to fail to vote local government general
election for the Central Coast Gosford Eastward.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Oh that's right. It's illegal not to vote in Australia.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Isn't it illegal to pay your dispute this fine? Please
visit this particular website. Blah blah blah. I went, okay,
that could be real. I better go look into it.

Speaker 10 (38:17):
Vote.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I didn't vote, but I've been living here for eight years.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yeah. When do you get off the hut?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
I don't know, but I went into it and I've
seen that the fine is sixty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Oh annoying, which is annoying.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
But I was like, should I should.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I dispute it.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Dispute it? Yeah, And I was like, oh, might be
more trouble than it's worth. And then I noticed, like
when I've went into the website and I've logged into
like my account or whatever, I've noticed there's another fine
sitting above it. And I was like, oh, I've clicked
on that. Another fine eighteen hundred dollars, eighteen one hundred dollars,

(38:58):
teen one hundred dollars, there's one eight hundred bucks?

Speaker 1 (39:01):
I wait, what the hell is this for?

Speaker 2 (39:03):
And it says on there failure to appear for jury
duty over due fine.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
When were you on jury duty? I don't know. I
never got the thing because I didn't live there. You
don't live in the friggin country.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
So when was this sent where was it sent to?
And am I going to be able to dispute that
because eighteen hundred bucks I do not have?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
No but you don't live there, you haven't lived there
for almost eight years. At what point are you ineligible
for jury judy? Did they expect you to fly back.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
Like I'm not even getting a say in the government,
I'm not even voting.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Did they you aren't very good at checking all of
your emails. I'm terrible. Did they possibly email you about
your jury duty? It says in here that.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
The notices would have got sent to the address you
live at, which I have not lived at for many,
many years. Do you I'm going to be able to
get off this fine?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
I'd be I'd be seriously muffed if you couldn't.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I'm going to be fuming. Yeah, I'm going to be
absolutely fuming.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
You'll take you should take them to court and appear
before a jury of your peers. And they don't show up. Oh,
goddamn problem.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
So now I to review. I have to send in
documents and a good reason. Do you think a good
enough reason is the fact that I haven't lived in
the country for nearly a decade?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, I feel like it's a pretty good reason. I
feel like it's a pretty good reason. Just send them
the podcast and be like, hey, here's me and tweet eighteen.
Here's proof that I have not lived here's me with
multiple prime ministers from a different country, just all proof
of my time here. You could just do what you've

(40:57):
always done though so far and just ignore it and
just see.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
But then they'll go to the ombudsman or whatever.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
You don't live there. I mean you could never go back,
but you don't live there. My parents, I don't think,
would be keen on me never being able to they
repossess your Dad's furious England.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
The awkwardness of getting someone's name wrong, And there's definitely
more awkward situations than others.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I can think of, probably the most awkward intimate indoor gardener.
That's my worst nightmare. Has it happened to you before?
That's a yes. You don't have to give us details,
yes or no? Yes, no, No, they're definitely.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
I'm going to be asking you about that later.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I'm sure I've told you. I think you have.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
But I love to rehear this story and I'll continue
to love.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Don't I just say no? Why don't I just go nope?
Why don't I just go no?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Because honesty is a great quality. M was it?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Don't it was an exors name? Wasn't it clearly?

Speaker 14 (42:08):
Well, it wasn't, just a random sness. Just don't worry
about it, Okay, don't worry about it. No, I don't
worry about it. There's a woman who has asked for advice.
She's had enough. So this is the situation.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Her dad remarried when this woman was in her teenage years,
so this is his second.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Wife, not her mum.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
And she says that his wife has always called her
by the wrong name, like not even close to her
real name.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Her stepmom, her stepmom.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
She's corrected her dozens of times over the years, saying,
that's not my name, it's this name. And the stepmom
continues to laugh it off. And she said she's fed
up and she's had enough because last week they were
at a dinner, the whole extended family were there, and
this woman has brought her new partner to the dinner,

(43:03):
and the stepmom continued to call her by the wrong name.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Yeah, no, that's intentional. That sounds intentional. Even if it's
not your dad's wife should know your name, it's pretty rough.
If she knows your dad well enough to marry him,
should know the names. Yeah. Yeah, she's threatened by you.
She sounds awful.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
What other explanation is there? Oh, it could be like
that Fifty First Dates movie. Could be and every night
when she goes to sleep, her memory resets where she's
like Dory of finding Nemo. Yeah. Yeah, those are the
only two plausible options.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
I've had that's it, Yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Do we know how close she is to getting the
name right? Is her name Laurie and she's.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Calling her it doesn't say what the names are. She
said that she calls her by the wrong name, and
it's not even close to.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Close, not even not even close. That's crazy. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
So it's not even Yeah, like you said, it's definitely
on purpose, it's a power move. The worst ones are
when it's not on purpose, though.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Yeah, when it's accidental and it's it's unfortunate time during
any moment. Yeah, like that, but no one's to blame.
Could have happened to anyone. Hasn't happened to me? Has
it happened to you, Claude, not even once? Has it
happened to you clip? Nope. See that's what you should
have answered the first time. I'm getting bitter. I've told

(44:28):
you the story before, but I'll never not bring it up.
The do you call them a celebrant at a funeral?
An officiate? Efficiant? I think it's still the persons. Is
it a celebrant? The person who runs a funeral not
really celebrating. No, we are celebrating their life. I guess
it's called a celebrated person. The person talking, officiating, officiating,

(44:52):
refereeing the funeral. Yeah, the judge, the judging the funeral,
the person at the front of the church during my
grandmother's funeral. Yeah, got my grandmother's name wrong at her funeral.
Oh no, at her funeral, and we let it go
the first time, and then the second time they have murmurs,
and then the third time, my Auntie got up and

(45:12):
she went, actually, her name's Leitris. What what was he
calling her? I don't remember, but here.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah, right close?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Closer?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Was it close?

Speaker 7 (45:24):
Ish?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Closer? Ish?

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Was he wasn't like calling her like best, No, he would.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Have been calling her like Leanne Leanne. Yeah, yeah, right,
but I mean awful. I feel like you deserve to
get your name right at your own funeral.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
The one, yeah, the one time, Claudie, you had a
similar one, but it was at a wedding.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, it was one of my friend's weddings.

Speaker 11 (45:43):
And it was like he was standing at the top
of the aisle, the bride's just about to arrive, and
then I guess it was the celebrant said, you know,
welcome to thingy and thing he's wedding, but gave his
name wrong.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
It was like, everyone take.

Speaker 11 (45:56):
A seat for this person's wedding, and it's like it's
not even close.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Was it boy girl wedding? No, yes, you better to
get the boy's name wrong than the girl's name.

Speaker 11 (46:05):
And she wasn't there, so it was like she didn't
hear it, so she didn't get.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
The second by it, it's going to happen. It's going
to happen. That's the way that it needs to happen.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
I feel like that's a celebrant's actual worst night man.

Speaker 11 (46:15):
I think the best man did his best man duties
and just had a quiet word with her.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
I was by the way, that was not his name.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
They would have been nervous. It would have been like
the John Travolta a Dina Minzel from from Wicked.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
I can't wa quitable.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Well.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
My mom went through this stage where I had dated
someone and in fairness to her, dated them for a
fair while, and it might have been like a year
later I started dating someone else, and I'm not chooting you.
My mom kept calling the new person by the old
person's name.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
My dad did that to multiple times, and like, what
do you do in that situation. Well, it just goes
to show who your mum liked better. Your mum and
had visaged growing old with this partner of yours. You
know it was so awkward. Oh wait, one hundred DALs
at him. You can take season to nine sex, noine sex.

(47:16):
We're looking for the worst time that someone got your
name wrong. Yeah, or you got someone's name right. Maybe
it was you. Yeah, I wonder if your ex is
going to call up which one.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
TMS Bree and Clinton podcasts.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
We're talking about the worst time for someone to get
a name wrong.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
We've talked about how the efficient at your grandma's funeral
got her name wrong.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
That's pretty bad. Pretty bad. Might be up there with
some of the worst Coaudia talked about a friend's wedding
where the celebrant got the groom's name wrong. Pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
I saw a video of a wedding and it was
two guys getting married, two men, and the celebrants said,
you may now kiss your bride.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Yeah right, that's pretty bad too. Might have been their
first one. You know, I now pronounce you.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
One of the grooms, one of the grooms. As soon
as she said, it goes.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
What Emily's here? Hi, Emily, Hey, Emily, Hello, Hello. Was
the the bad time that someone got the name wrong? Emily?

Speaker 8 (48:35):
It's not as bad as getting the gender mixed up
at a wedding. But I've been working with this lovely
man for about six months. Ok, And I called him Mike,
went his name is? I called him Steve? I mean
and Mike.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
Oh no, you did it again, Emily, Emily, Emily, you
just did it on the radio. Emily. You've just made
it so much worse, Emily.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I need to ask, had you been calling him the
wrong name for six months?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (49:13):
I had been calling him the name wrong, but now
I just call him not Steve instead of his proper name.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Not Steve. That you can make a joke out of it.

Speaker 8 (49:24):
Yeah, yeah, he's absolutely gorgeous and he finds it funny
as well.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
How would you know? You don't even know his name?

Speaker 8 (49:32):
I know it could be it could be buried for all.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I know who knows. Thanks and we appreciate it. We've
asked you. What was the terrible time someone got the
name wrong? Someone texted and said, not myself, but one
of my friends was doing the deed with her partner,
and he called her his ex's name. Their names are
totally different into that message. Can I just say it happens?

(49:55):
Does it? Don't beat yourself up? Does it happens?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Can I ask you he was someone who has done
that before, like you personally?

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Did you?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Was there any feelings left for the person's name that
you accidentally said?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
No, just for it was just accident. Ye, you're accident.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
So I always wonder in those situations.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Of anything, there were feelings of resentment.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
Oh so okay, yeah maybe well.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Maybe well do it psychoanalyze me. Okay, No, I don't know.
I'm just asking. At my sister's funeral, people got up
to talk about their fring gin. I said loudly, who
the if is Gin? My sister's name is Genie. I
was not popular with my family after that outburst. Yeah,
you're grieving though you're you're extreme loud. You're extre loud,
you're your sister's funeral. This one's pretty awful.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
It says my job offer in contract had someone else's
name on it, which clearly meant that I was the
second option, because once I started working there, there was
no one else with that name.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
That's awful. You don't know that you were the second option. Okay,
you could have been the third or fourth option. You know,
they could have got so sick of changing the name
on the contract from all the people they offered it
to before you that they just left it on there.
You know, Yeah, produce a clause.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
I just remember something really similar happened to me.

Speaker 11 (51:18):
I went through a redundancy and they had someone else's
name on my redundancy.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Form' that's like getting your name wrong at your own funeral, brutal?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Yes, ye, it was it someone else who was Yeah,
we were both on the chopping blood. I did tell them
movie they knew they were getting Maybe I was going
to say, they can't even get your name right.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
No, not me, But at my sister's funeral, they got
her name wrong. Her name was Shannon. They kept calling
her Sharon. That's awful, continually, continually, even after being corrected. Wow,
I get it right. What about this?

Speaker 2 (51:54):
I'm a cop. When I first started, I was young.
On my first advising job, I turned up to the
house and had two names to remember, the dead man's
name and the person I was advising's name. I guess
who I asked for. When the person opened the door.

(52:14):
Can you imagine I'll see if he's here, but I'm
pretty sure he's dead.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
No, you're the police officer who is advising the family
that the person has did. That's the job that you have.
You've gone to the house to tell them that their
family members did and you have shown up and you've
asked for the dead person. So you had to go
hires John here and they go, no, he's not right now,

(52:39):
and you go, oh, yeah, that's right, he's dead.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
But yeah, look, at least the only way from there
is up to heaven. In the job, like yah, can't
get it worse and also to heaven.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Let's end on a happy one, a fun one. Okay,
not happy but fine. When my friend got married, the
celebrant called her his wife's name. Sorry, that's my wife. Sorry,
that's my wife, Jennis.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Which reminds me I need to call by what tell
her to take the chicken out to the frop?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
My Favoriteklin birthday Bangerlin.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Birthday.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
You tell us your birthday, we calculate what was the
number one song when you turn sixteen?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Then we play our favorite one Bow's here and they're
going to do mum's birthday banger Hi Bo Hi Bo.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Hi how old are you, Bo, I'm eleven eleven. Great,
you can do your mum's What is your mum's birthday?

Speaker 10 (53:50):
Twenty fourth November nineteen seventy nine?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Nice, Bo, That means your mum was sixteen in nineteen
ninety five. We've done our calculations. Birthday banger.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Did you just say it's her favorite song? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (54:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Why what's mum's name?

Speaker 8 (54:15):
Bo?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Marie?

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Marie especially a bit of a gangster your mum?

Speaker 2 (54:20):
Yeah yeah, hell yeah, I so.

Speaker 8 (54:24):
First time caller, last time listener.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
Go Bo, go boh. You've crushed this bow.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Well done, mate, out of ten for your big radio debut. Bo,
you've done a great job.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Ten. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
Wait there, mum might be the winner. We're going to
do Lily's birthday banger. Hi Lily, Hi, Lily got a
tough following bow, wasn't he good?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I know that's all right? You got this legal?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
You got it? Mate?

Speaker 2 (54:53):
What is your birthday?

Speaker 8 (54:55):
The second of the eleventh, two thousand and three.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Right, Lily.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
That means you was sixteen in twenty nineteen, and on
that day this was at the top Monday say there
Far Far.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
From Tones and I dance Monkey, one of the biggest
songs of the year that one day. I remember that one.
Are you a fan, Lily? Do you like your birthday
banger when you're done?

Speaker 10 (55:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:21):
It's good, huge? Nice. Okay, Wait, there one more birthday banger.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
For Chris Cutter cres Hi, Chris, What have you been
doing today?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Chris?

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Just here and there.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Oh, good to hear, mate, good to hear. What is
your day to birth?

Speaker 9 (55:39):
The first?

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Nineteen sixty three? Oh, you're a chemical on Chris. You're
also sixteen in nineteen seventy nine, and here's your birthday banger?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Oh, Chris, done, Chris, Chris. If you were one of
the villa people, which one would you be?

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Probably the Indian?

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
Nice, same, I definitely beat the police officers. Actually, can
I change? No? You picked your camp? Can I change
to the construction? Can change?

Speaker 2 (56:19):
And then we've got the whole crew. Who does that
leave for Claudia?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Can I be the builder? No, I'm the construction worker.
You're the sexy accountant. I'll be the cowboy. Then okay, fine,
you can be the cowboys. Oh, cowboys that were missing?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
And there's a sailor, right, I've always wanted to be
a seaman.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Wait there, Chris. We've got to choose a winner for
Birthday Banger, Gangster's Paradise, y mc a Tones, and I
look to vote, honestly, I have to take the people
out of it and just vote for the song that that.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Is what birthday bang is about, because I mean, Bo
was bloody brilliant and his mum's favorite song is Gangs's
Paradise and that's a great song.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Yeah, and that's part of the tapestry of the story
for me. So sorry, no, I can't take it out,
and I'll be voting gangs as Paradise.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
I'm going Ymca, the Village People.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Claudia the sixty seamen. What's the winner of Birthday Banger today?

Speaker 11 (57:16):
It's got to be Ymca, Chris the Indian.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
You're the winner of a Native American, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you're the winner.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Chris to Field down means Branklin.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
The winner of Birthday Banger today for Chris, Ymca from
the Village People in nineteen seventy nine. So six village
people was there? Six six. We've already nailed the not nailed,
We've already covered the Have you speak for yourself. I
wasn't as lucky we've already covered off the Native American,

(58:00):
the construction worker, yes, the police officer yep, and the sailor,
cowboy and the cowboy. What was last? What was the
last one? Don't google it? I know the last one. Dentists.
Oral hygienis oral high genis no Claudia.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
Businessman on a lime scooter, no subway sandwich artist knows
how to deal with a foot long pilot.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Pilot is a good one. Close. They do have a uniform.

Speaker 7 (58:37):
Nurse?

Speaker 1 (58:41):
What was soldier? Military personnel?

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Yeah, okay, in your opinion, who was the hottest?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Well, there's something for everybody in there, to be honest,
It just depends what you're into.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
You like, what's your flavor?

Speaker 1 (59:00):
No, I'm not falling to this trap if you had to.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
If you had to, though, which one?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Cowboy?

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Cowboy?

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Let me look how boy? Oh yeah, cow Cowboys a.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Clinch podcast.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
You found out recently, Breathe, that you have a fan
that you weren't aware of. My seventy nine year old
aunt Anne. She's a big task master fan. She might
be my favorite person in the whole world. Same.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Actually, she's a sweetheart. Yes, and she has read my book.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Now she's watching task Master. Yes, she's my biggest supporter. Ever,
she is not up to date on Taskmaster. She's been
watching at her own pace.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
I believe she's been videoing them on her my sky
and she was up to the last episode of task
Master last night. She's invested, she's been She wants you
to win, obviously, she's that's very kind. Yes, and spoiler
alert if you are not up to day as well,
you're about to find out her my sky cut the
end of the episode of the finale.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
She's watched the whole season.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
She's watched the whole season through to the finale, and
then she's she's in the middle of this last episode.
She's about to find out who the winner is, and
it's cut off. No, I don't know if she's run
out of time on her run out of room on
her my sky, so she doesn't know who's won. She
doesn't know who won.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
She spent all this time watching the whole season. Yeah,
and that happens.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
I feel bad. So I thought this afternoon we could
call her and you could personally let her know who
won task Master. Absolutely happy to Okay, we're putting in
a call to my seventy nine year old Auntie Anne. Now, Hello, Hello,
is that Anne? It's Clinton Roberts Winch Roberts, Lucy's husband,

(01:00:52):
Clint Roberts.

Speaker 13 (01:00:54):
Is that darling. I'm getting a new phone because the
other one is useless.

Speaker 7 (01:00:59):
That's okay, And I've got my lady here.

Speaker 13 (01:01:01):
Sure help me?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Okay. What's your lady's name?

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
Mel?

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Mel? Can you Mel? Can you hear me?

Speaker 10 (01:01:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
I can Mel? Can you please let Auntie know that
I've also got Brie from task Master here as well.

Speaker 8 (01:01:14):
I've got Bri from pask Master there as well.

Speaker 13 (01:01:18):
Oh, my darling, Yes, I've got your birthday in my
book to tender a card.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Hey, Anne, I know it's a bit tough to hear
at the moment, but I heard you missed out on
hearing who won task.

Speaker 13 (01:01:29):
Master the last show the last few minutes it just
went on recording is finished. No, And I was so
sad because I just I only watched task Master because
Brie was honest. No, I love texts too, but because

(01:01:50):
Brie was there, I sat watched the whole show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
Well, well, Bree's here now, and and would you like
her to reveal to you who who wins task Master?

Speaker 10 (01:02:00):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Pa Cha okay, and can I just say thank you
so much for all your support. The good news is
I came in third place.

Speaker 13 (01:02:11):
Oh oh, Darling, the middle of the boat, middle of
the average.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
There's still a chance for your other favorite pexacade.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
There's still a chance have won. The winner of Taskmaster
season six was Jackie van Beek.

Speaker 13 (01:02:31):
Jackie, I iss little Jackie.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Yes, she took it out and.

Speaker 13 (01:02:37):
Honestly I was reading for Bray.

Speaker 6 (01:02:39):
I really was.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Oh, bless you.

Speaker 13 (01:02:42):
And write to Jeremy and tell him, hey.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
You writing a letter and I'll make sure he gets it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Okay, all right, Brie, we had to catch up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I'd love to take you for a coffee.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
And how does that sound a coffee or a tea?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Okay, God, we'll lock it in.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
I'll send you a text. Thank you so much. J
And you've made my whole week.

Speaker 13 (01:03:04):
Thank you, Thank you, Darling.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Thanks, I see your love and good to chat.

Speaker 13 (01:03:10):
Now that's radio.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
A little, a little, let it go. That's my Auntie.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Oh my god, she's the sweetest human in the whole world.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Her interpret mel who lucky she was there? Yeah, yeah, buddy,
bless her.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
What I need to catch up with her for maybe
a high t or something.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Or a couple of.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
The z M podcast networks.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
You consider yourself a man generally, generally you use he
him pronouns.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Yes, I do, okay, currently, currently, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
I want to put your manliness to the test to
see if you think the same as other men.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Okay, yeah, out there, ye are you keen? Yeah, we're
a very single minded type. I'm sure we all think
exactly the same on some things.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Yes, I have come across a little survey that two
thousand men have done.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Okay, so not all men. Two thousand men though.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
A pretty decent sample size, and they were asked a
simple question of who are the top five hottest women
in the world right now?

Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Good one.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Obviously we're talking about famous women, of course, because you know,
if Gary says, oh my missus, all the other men
aren't going to know who that is, and Gary will
be wrong because it's my misses. So right, okay, So yeah,
got that out. Now we can move on and you
can call other women hot.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Tick that box, okay, so to speak. I want to
just open the floor to you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Okay, sure, there's five that came out on top for
these two thousand men. For the five hottest women in
the world. Where do you want to start? I think
you just you can have some guesses and I'll tell.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
You if they're on the list. Oh, you want me
to guess who the hottest women are in the world
according to this list?

Speaker 10 (01:05:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Okay, yeah, right, okay, okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
If I was you, I would pick your definites first.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Yeh yeah, yeah, okay, fine, No, men, let's go Lesso first.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
It's not on the list.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Not on the list? Okay, okay, let's go. Let's go
just Cinder.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Are you being Are you going to take this seriously?

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Not one of us?

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Are you saying just Cinda's unattractive? I think just Sinda's
quite a pretty woman. Me to lis not on the list?
Want to say a serious one?

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
I guess most men find Sidney Sweeney question number one
the list? Number one? Oh Sweeney, guys, you're so predictable.
Who else? Okay? Who else? You have four more?

Speaker 8 (01:06:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
To be honest, he's hogging most of the headlines at
the moment, Sidney Sweeney. But let's put a Scarlett Johansson.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Scarlet Johansson number four?

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
You got three to go? Which I'm gonna say the
boy picked a trend.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
I'm gonna say these last three.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
Shocked me except for one. But okay, who's hot right now?

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Not on the list?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Not on this list?

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Lest is wrong? That's my list? You got no more?

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Tap mc cray taper cray not on the list. Taylor
Swift Taylor Swift not on the list. Zoe Krevitz good choice,
but not on the list, coming in at number two.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Do you want me to tell you? Give me one?

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Yeah, Meghan the Stallion.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Number two? Okay, then I'll choose Ice Spice not on
the list.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Number three, Anna Diamis.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
Oh oh, can I one more guests?

Speaker 8 (01:07:43):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
The lady that was on White Lotus?

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Are you talking about Aubrey Plaza Plaza great choice, not
on the list. The last one to round out the
top five, coming in at number five, Hailey st Heinfeld
exqueeze me Heine Steinfeld beautiful.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I haven't thought about Hailey Steinfeld for about seven years.
I know on that Drex Project song. Yeah, but she
on the Hailey Steinfeld over du A Liba two thousand men,
two thousand men, the.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
Biggest uprar for me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Margot Robbie not anywhere on the list. Oh my god,
why did not? She's ruga Robbie.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Here's a question for you. Here's a question for you,
Sydney Sweeney or Margot Robbie.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Margot Robbie.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
It's Margot Robbie all day, no question about it. Don't
even have to bat an eyelid.

Speaker 1 (01:08:40):
And then when she leaves me, Sidney Sweeney, thanks, b
was insightful and wrong, but insightful.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
I'll publish my list later tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
Don't you have yours laminated? You gave it to your wife.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
It's definitely lemonated a good reason.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
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