ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 29th September 2025

• No Bree today.
• What was your end of school prank? 
• Lies that parents tell their kids. 
• Can Producer Ella name these famous New Zealanders? 
• What do you hate about customers? 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You chapter it, so we're playing it. It's b and
Clint the podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Zen ms, Brien, Clint thanks to Cavec's new Katsu bowl.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Here for a good time, not a long time.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
And Clint change.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Did you just see him? Curt? Everybody Bri and Clint
without bre another one bites the dust. It's revolving sickies
here at Zidim at the moment, which sucks at this
time of year as we're coming into spring, but such
as life, that's the way it is. Eliga said her
appetites just come back for the first time since last week.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I love eating, so it was a bit of a sad,
sad sack the last week.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hide the carrot sticks, Yeah truly.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
I was saying, carrots. I keep forgetting to bring my
carrots to work.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Hide the hummus yol. The vegan has her appetite back return.
How do we feel about I was listening to Brooks
News there in the card EADEA just got named bird
of the year. How do we feel about Bird of
the Year. I got a lot of I've got a
lot of chat. When was it Colber or whatever his
name is, was doing the I am going to come
out and say something which some people will find offensive.

(01:10):
But I think Bird of the Year is rigged. And
I think I didn't even get my whole opinion out
before you try to cancel me. Geez. I think they
just share it around. I think they just go, what
birds do we want a champion this year? Yeah, let's
give it to that one. I think Bird of the

(01:30):
Year is the ultimate participation award. And that year that
Colbert or whatever his name is, one of the talk
show guys, the year that he showed some interest in
it and they got bombarded with all those votes. They're like, Christ,
we might get audited. We better, we better, we better
make it legit. This year, you're telling me, you're telling me,
you're telling me that they cut it it or whatever

(01:52):
the name of that falcon is that one you're telling
me that's been the most talked about bird in New
Zealand of the last twelve months.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
That makes me real. Who's voting? How many people are voting?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well Brook just said it one by fourteen thousand votes. Yeah,
I take it back, you know, she said it one
by fourteen thousand votes.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Yeah, right, they are voting. Maybe it is rue.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Guys are not bird people clearly why I love it?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Why is Claudia? You've got
fifteen seconds to tell us why the card is the
bird of the year.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Because it looks really cool. It's the New Zealand falcon.
It only exists here. It's got a cute little beak
and big old wings and at least fourteen thousand people
like it.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Take she sounds pretty cool when you put it like that.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah, leave it alone.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I went to Paradise Valley in last weekend for the
last first weekend the school holidays, a place I completely
forgot existed. But it's in Rotorua, behind mountin Longataha. These
lions there, what the six lions there?

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Yes, lions in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
We've got multiple lions. They're gonna lie sharing program there
with no new plumouth or something they were saying. Anyway,
my point is there's this area that you walk into
like a bird area, and there's just kia just in there,
just hanging out. But you could just don't touch them,
but you could just touch them in an enclosure. Yeah,
that's sad. Well, I think it's like conservation. Oh okay,

(03:21):
that's you weren't sad about the lion. I'm a bird person,
a big bird person. Okay, I'm lost anyway, Paradise Belly,
I recommend it was a good time.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
Can we do Trady lady?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
You can do trading lady.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
We never do Trady Lady.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Just today please?

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh can you guys play?

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Oh no, no, no, no no. I was just moving you along.
She's not a bird person, you see. No, I'm born.
Oh no, you didn't like that.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Oh no, I was getting sick.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I think I was getting sick again. She's gone. Trady
verse lady is on. It's seventy nine all, which means
the trades can go ahead. They still haven't been ahead.
They are level again. If you would like to play,
you can call now on oh eight hundred dials at him.
I need one Trady and one lady who are keen to.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Play play Zams Briankland. It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
He was the caddy, come waiter and happy Gilmore too. Hey,
this is Trady verse lady, where the scores a seventy
nine apiece. It's all tied up. The trades have never
been in front. They've never been in front this year
today could be the day they'll need to go through
our lady though, she's remember Cargol. She's thirty one and
she hates it when people wear odd socks. Welcome to

(04:46):
the show, Chelsea. Hello, you seeing many people in odd socks?
I don't see it that often.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Oh my partner does it on purpose.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Ah, there you go. I was gonna say, if I
saw a person with odd socks out in the wild,
I would wonder if they had their life together, you know. Yeah, yeah,
what about odd shoes? Some people do that. They buy
two pairs of trucks and they mismatch the shoes. Oh yeah, yeah,
you and me. I'll get along well, Chelsea. I'm on
the same page as Yeah. Hey, you got to take

(05:15):
on our trading today. Who desperately wants this win for
the trading community. They're from Warpland at the thirty five
and her favorite color is pink. Welcome to the show,
jim Jimmy, you the person to put the trades in
front today. Yeah, apparently apparently understated. I like it true trading. Hey,

(05:36):
your buzzer as Trady, Chelsea, yours's lady. Actually, we're gonna
go with names today just because I can't really tell
your voices apart apart from Chelsea's beautiful Southern accent, which
I did pick up on. So names will be buzzers
and the first of three gets fifty dollars cash from KFC.
Ready to do it, Let's go for it, Bri and I.

(05:56):
Question number one. Bri and I are going to the
NRL Grand Final this weekend and the two teams who
will be playing in the Grand Final have just been confirmed.
Name one, Chelie what Chelsea Bronco Broncos the line ball.
I had to make a decision. Do you support me, Claudia? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
I agree?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay? Good? Question number two? Which artist is dropping the
new album this Friday titled The Life of a Showgirl
Jim Taylor Swift one apiece. Question number three? Who sings
this song? Chelsea? Jim Chelsea?

Speaker 8 (06:38):
Is it Jack Johnson?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
It's Jack Johnson? Two points, ladies, one point tradees. Question
number four, which country was Justin Trudeau? The Prime Minister of.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Jim Jim Jim Jim.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Canada to a piece Justin Trudeau. By the way, rumor
is his dad Katy Perry. That's that's the goss on
the street and I have that on good authority too. Anyway,
no one cares question number five, what kind of cheese
would you find traditionally on a meatball? Sub Jim Jim chitter? No,

(07:21):
not chitter, Chelsea.

Speaker 8 (07:24):
I was gonna say mozzarella.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Mozzarella is the correct answer, and that's a win for
the lady. Yeah, I'm Siah. I'm deadly serious. Chelsea. Congratulations,
you've won fifty dollars cash and you put the trades
behind again. I hope you're happy with yourself.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
I'm absolutely so there.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
It is Trady Vers Lady Champion. Ladies go to eighty
Tradies Down seventy.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Nine CDMs bree and Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Breeze Off today at school holidays at the moment, and
I took my kids out this morning. We went to
the local high school to run around with the dog,
and I think I witnessed an end of year prank
that had gone down at this high school. High school's
finished for the year. Are they are they on study
the eve yet?

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I think it's the two week holidays and then they
go back for a week this week. Yeah, they go
back for like a real short amount of time. It's again,
it's properly.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Well, I think I witnessed. I think I witnessed a
inter of year prank at this local west Auckland High
school which will remain nameless. There's something that's been burned
into the field. And to explain what that is, because
I mean, who knows who's listening at the moment, I'm
going to employ this clip from Austin Powers. I think
I saw a giant wait. I thought Technic of products,

(08:44):
we have reports of playing object. It is a long,
smooth shaft complete win to the What is that? It
looks just like an enormous sank? Pay attention.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
I was distracted by that enormous fly.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Really, what's that? Well, it looks like a giant jan yes, sir,
burnt into the field with petrol or something or weed
killer or something. It would have been twenty thirty feet long.
This thing. I was with my daughters and I was
making a video of it, and they're like, Dad, why
is that funny? Why is that thing on the field funny?

(09:22):
And I said, I don't know. I'm just trying to
figure out what it is. Can you go over and
see what it is? And they did. My girls are
four and six, and this was their interpretation of what
they saw burnt into the grass. What is it a
B and a D? Is it a B D.

Speaker 8 (09:40):
D?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah? Real B.

Speaker 7 (09:43):
Do not wrong use your kids for that.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I didn't know they came back with it. I don't
tell them that they saw a bet. They saw a
D going one way, no, and a B going the
other way, and they didn't see them join at the top.

Speaker 5 (09:55):
It's the badman.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
It was a real B D AD bde what was
burned into If you don't know, then I'm not going
to explain.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
Tell you when you're older.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah, I'll tell you when my kids are older. Good
I mean, fairly fairly traditional as far as a prank goes.
But I wondered if we could hear from people who
pulled off a successful end of year prank at their school.
I didn't, and I know that our producers didn't either.
No one had a good one was like chalk.

Speaker 7 (10:29):
I think someone also got sellotaped to a tree.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Oh oh you got us?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Nah, did you steal the principal's car? That's what I'm
talking about. You know, that's the kind of prank I
want to know about. And for telling us you can't
get expelled or anything because you're finished obviously, don't tell
us if you did it in year eleven and you've
got to go back to finish year twelve next year
or something like that, in your.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
Last year and you're planning it in the coming week.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, if there's criminal charges pending, don't tell us that,
or do or do tell us. It's not our problem.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
About a nudy run on the field. That's always funny.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, I find a teenage nerdy run problematic.

Speaker 7 (11:05):
Yeah, you know, good call.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
But I mean if you were at an all boys
school and it was all boys then all girls or
I don't know, see you look now, I'm uncomfortable. No
nerdy runs, but I want to hear about successful end
of year pranks and if it went well, hey you
could inspire the next generation who are finishing this week,
last week, next week. We don't know they're about to finish.

(11:30):
I didn't name the high school, but people have figured
out where it is straight away. There's text messages which
have correctly identified the high school. So I don't know
if they've gone on Google Earth and this giants artwork
on the field is visible from there or not, but yes, busted,
that is the school. So we asked what's the successful
end of year prank that you pulled off at your school?

(11:51):
Someone texted and said, my dad told me that they
put the Principles mini in to the school pool in
the seventies at Lynnwood High School. If that's true, that
would be legendary at Lynwood High School. And surely surely
someone else can corroborate that, right, Karen the pool, Karen,

(12:12):
the pool is and wow, not for the principal. But yeah,
what other pranks have we got that have come through
on this? We asked you, what's your successful interview pranks?
Someone said, we printed three hundred a four pictures of
the principal and taped them everywhere to every door and
window in the school. He said it was borderline bullying.
We said it was art. Someone our said, we wrapped

(12:33):
the entire staff room and glad rap. We wrapped the chairs,
the mugs, even the kettles. The teachers refused to unwrap
anything and they just went home early. Win for us.
Someone our said, we told the year nine there was
a secret end of view assembly in the gym, and
we watched two hundred of them sit there for an
hour waiting for a teacher that never came, you'd have

(12:56):
to get there one across on the teachers too. You
would have had to convince the t and be like,
this is not hey, guys, this is not this is
not a real pretty good Yeah, we lifted a teacher's
fee at bambeing a car onto some blocks. He didn't
have a sense of humor, so he gave us attention.
We got drunk instead. It was nineteen seventy nine. Yeah.

(13:17):
See when it says what happened in the seventies, I'm like,
you guys could get away with a lot.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
No, it's good.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
There's like a legend at our old high school where
they put a cow upstairs, but then cows can't apparently
walk downstairs, so they had to get a helicopter and
get it out.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I think this is an urban legend, l because I've
heard that one before toe and someone just texted and said,
my sister's class put a cow at the top floor
on the top floor balcony. I think it's an urban.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Legend, so it's not from my high school.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Also, no one's even checked if cows can walk downstairs.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
They can, because they go down like the little ramps
to get into the truck.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Should I ask GBT, can cows walk downstairs?

Speaker 5 (13:57):
They can walk down hells like can they? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, but hell's very different. Technically, yes, a cow can
walk downstairs, but they really don't like to and they
often struggle with it. A cow's knees and hips aren't
built for steep downward movements, so going downstairs feels unstable
and risky. Also leave the pool cow alone. To do

(14:22):
with your ship prank.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Pranks to do with animals, like some people let chickens
out on the field.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
That's all right. I feel like that's all right, suddenly
free range.

Speaker 7 (14:30):
They'd love it.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're like, we're free. We asked, what
was your interview prank? Someone said, we changed the school
bell to an m P three of Drude Sandstorm, and
whenever the bell went off, it would play Drude Sandstorm.
It took them two days to figure out how to
fix it. How lunchtime was full rave situation, how good?
And someone said I pooped in the urinal No like

(14:57):
prank prank and the schools like, oh, you are thoroughly unemployable.
You are you are graduating high school and this is
how we're sending you out into the world.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Mister repooper.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
No, not mystery because he's he's texting radio stations about it.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
I think that's good.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Well, if you do polopical, but make sure you let
us know guys would love to hear about it. No cows,
no cows, and no urinal post. That's our only criteria
means Brancolin.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
The Tea Live from LA with Dee McCarney.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Dean, what's the goss with Selena Gomez and Bennie Blanco's winning?
Has it happened yet?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
It has happened? One hundred and seventy guests all went
to Santa Barbara, which is near like Montecito, which is
where Oprah lives and Harry and Meghan live.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Very very beautiful.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
One hundred and seventy guests, including Taylor Swift, actor Paul Rudd,
and of course Selina's only murders in the Building Coast,
Steve Martin and Martin Short. No word whether Meryl Street went,
because you know she's dating Martin shot right, so I
don't know. I think I would have heard if she
was there. She, as you may have seen, was over
in Paris for fashion Week, dressed up as Miranda Priestley

(16:13):
at a runway show, so I don't know whether she
went that's too Selena and Benny's weddings, but apparently looks
photos on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Yeah, wow, what a guest list. You'd hope Meryl Streep
would go and not choose to go and do a
character from The Devil Wiz Prata for a joke instead.
But you know, I'm sure she's not concerned. I'm sure
she's just happy the winning is going down. Also in
Big Goss, Dean, this has just come through. Have you
seen that Bed Bunny has been confirmed to do the

(16:44):
Apple Music halftime show at the super Bowl just came through.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I think that's such a cool choice. You know, he's
massive around the world and he's always on a great show.
It's exciting to have a different mix of music. You know,
he'll be obviously doing a lot of it in Spanish
as well, which is so cool.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
That means I would expect there'll be some other artists
that he's worked with. He has some songs with obviously Cardi,
b J. Balvin makes some really cool Drake. Yeah, there
should be some really cool I think you do something
with Justin Bieter, some cool guests stars with it.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Yeah, yeah, true, that's a good way to look at it.
It's the first current artists that they've had to do
the Super Bowl halftime show in a long time. You
think we had Usher, we had, well, Kendrick's a current artist,
but you know, he's been going for four fifteen years
kind of thing. Even Rihanna's was throwback because we haven't
had new music from Rihanna in about a decade. And
the eminem doctor dre One, so heaps and heaps of throwbacks.

(17:42):
And now they've gone with a truly word an artist.
So it's quite cool, isn't it? Super cool?

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Super cool? I'm interested to see how it plays out
to him.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
That's the tea with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood Correspondent
podcast talking about lies your parents told you growing up,
you know, and the name of good Parents. I saw
quite a useful one, actually for me. I am a parent.
So not everyone's going to get to use this. I mean,
unless you've got a very gullible boyfriend who is addicted
to the iPad. I guess this would work for him

(18:10):
in that situation. Anyway. This is a mum and what
she says to her kids when it comes to the tablets.
I always telling me kids that we rant the tablets
before we go on a trip, and we return them
when we get back from our trips, so they can
only use them on trips. It's kind of genius. Clever.
Clever keeps them entertained on the plane or the train
or the bus, whatever it is you're taking on your holiday,

(18:32):
and then when you get back, they're not just an
iPad zombie.

Speaker 7 (18:35):
So when she gets home, do they just sit in
a cupboard?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Yeah, she'd have a special cupboard. Everyone's got a special cupboard.

Speaker 7 (18:41):
What's in a special cupboard? What's in your special cupboard?

Speaker 1 (18:44):
There's birthday and Christmas presents up there? Oh yeah, and
Lolly's actually candy. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
Where would I find the special car?

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're still house sitting. It's a
good lie. We've told my kids the tablet is broken.
It's not broken. We just told them it's broken because
they got addicted to it. So we're asking, what's the
lie that your parents told you growing up. I text
my mum to see if there were any from my
childhood and she said no, no, there wasn't, which either

(19:12):
she didn't lie to us, or she's still not willing
to give the lie up.

Speaker 7 (19:16):
That's another lie.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Yeah, what about you?

Speaker 7 (19:19):
I think I'm similar. Either there weren't many or I
just haven't found out about them.

Speaker 6 (19:23):
But my dad did the classic like if the fast
food logo sign is lit up, it means they're closed.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
O on means closed on means closed. So men, kids
are dumb.

Speaker 7 (19:34):
Yeah, And I was like, oh man, it's broken again.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
Broken again, jem it's up there with the the green
sleeves music means mister Whippy is run out of ice cream.
Oh yeah, with us, That's that's a classic that we
always get someone else's text. In another classic, they said
my parents told me it was illegal to turn the
internal light on in the car, and I believed it
until my early twenties, which I wasn't told it was illegal.

(19:58):
I was told that my dad drive off the road.
I was told that it would blind him and he
would drive off the road.

Speaker 6 (20:05):
Apparent said it was illegal for that reason. And then
the first time I drove and someone did that to me,
I was like, who what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah? I know, but now that we are drivers, light
on if you want, we're all on. TikTok while we're
driving now, like it's gone so far the other way
that obviously obviously I'm kidding. We're asking, what's the lie
your parents told you growing up? Someone said we had
two pet budgies and one died while we were at school.

(20:33):
Mum replaced him with a new, significantly more yellow budgy,
and she told us she'd taken Barney the budgy to
get painted, and we believed that you could get special
budgy feather paint four years again, why wouldn't you believe
your parents?

Speaker 7 (20:50):
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
You don't have any reason until a certain age, you
don't have any reason to believe to distrust what your
parents say. Right, My parents told us that he drinks
are spicy and we wouldn't want any. This is spicy
as the best lie you can tell a kid. I
tell my kids that all the time. You won't like it. Yeah, yeah,
it's spicy. I either tell them it's spicy or it's alcohol.

(21:12):
What's that dad? I was like, Oh, it's alcohol, you
won't like it, and they're like, oh no, that's for adults.
Chocolate milk. What else can we get? Lies that your
parents told you growing up. You know, they thought they
were being good parents, or maybe they didn't think that.
Maybe they just didn't want you to have any of
the thing that they were having. Nine six nine six,
or you can text it to nine six niney six.

(21:34):
We're looking for lies that parents told. You might have
been the parents telling the lie. You might be the
parents telling the lie. Right now, it's autum one hundred
dollars anymore text nine six nine six. We'll get the
full comprehensive list the z M podcast networks, and we're
talking parenting lies that you were told as a kid
by your parents. Or maybe you're a parent trotting out
this lie, or maybe you're an uncle and auntie with

(21:56):
no vested interest in that kid whatsoever, and you're like
young and lie to this kid. I'm going to make
them believe the craziest shit you've ever heard. Not my kid.
So what do you got for us? Christa? As I
know about hundred dollars of aim I Christa, Hi, how
are you good? What was the lie you were told
as a kid?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Well, it wasn't what I was told, but it's something
that my partner and I would.

Speaker 8 (22:19):
Tell our kids years ago. When you were a bit younger.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Okay, you're the liar.

Speaker 8 (22:24):
Yeah, we're the liars.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
We told them that the.

Speaker 8 (22:27):
Hazard light button in the car was an emergency button
there if we pushed it our seat, we'd be ejected.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Out an ejector seat button. That that's very funny until
you have a blowout on the road and you have
to pull over and put your hazard lights on, and
as you or your partner reached for the hazard lights
and the kids like no no, no no no no
no no no oh no.

Speaker 8 (22:54):
I have been known to threaten them and put my
hand over, but.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Attitude out, I'll eject you. Thanks, Cresta. That's very funny.
We're talking about lies that you tell your kids or
you were told as a kid. What's yours? Anonymous?

Speaker 8 (23:09):
Hey, I don't know why I chose to go anonymous
for a status.

Speaker 9 (23:12):
My name is Dave.

Speaker 8 (23:13):
And we tell our kids that if they litter, the birds.

Speaker 9 (23:17):
Will all die.

Speaker 8 (23:19):
And I also thought of another one that we used
to tell my daughter who's twenty now.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
She refused to drink.

Speaker 9 (23:25):
Water, so we told her it was rainbow juice that
came out of the chap in.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
For fucking years, she'd go to.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
People's houses and ask them for rainbow juice.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
And they'd look at me like, what does she want water?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
If you're at the gate, I can tell why you're
anonymous at the start.

Speaker 9 (23:41):
Yeah, people know me.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Yeah, they know, well, they know I'm grazy. Anyway, do
you know you just dropped the net bomb on the
radio or did that not?

Speaker 4 (23:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Did that not registered? All right, it's it's okay. Lots
of people do it, but usually when they do it,
they go, oh, you just just know. Yeah. Yeah, we
used to.

Speaker 8 (24:02):
Also we call our kids seeds when they're being naughty.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Seeds. Yep, now put it together, shure seeds. Ah, I
see what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I don't know if I can drop that on the radio.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
But yep, big afternoon on the Rainbow Water, is it? Eve? Yep, yep,
very much, rainbow Water. Thank you very much. The liars
you told your kids Leslie's here, Hi, Leslie, Hi, yours
you're Liezel? Sorryzel, that's good you're talking to me. Yours
is outrageous. The lie that your mum told you, what

(24:36):
was it?

Speaker 9 (24:36):
Yeah, it was really cruel. As a young child, she
told me that the bottom of a cornetto tasted really bad,
and I should always give it to her. And so
I grew up my entire life throwing away the bottom
of the corneto. And when I was twenty eight, my
husband said to me, what are you doing? That's the
best part, and I realized it was chocolate.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
It's literally the best part. Literally, it's the treat at
the bottom of the cornetto have you have you hit
your mom up about it?

Speaker 9 (25:03):
I haven't. She doesn't remember it.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Of course she doesn't remember it. Of course she doesn't remember.
Oh she who hath enjoyed double the bottoms of cornetto's
in her lifetimes?

Speaker 9 (25:15):
Very cruel.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Well, now you know, and you can choose to do
that on your kids if you like liesel we appreciate it.
We're asking what's the lie you were told as a
kid from a parent, or maybe it's the lie you tell.
We tell our kids whenever they lie, their nose will
turn red, so they cover their nose. That's yeah, that's cute.
I like that one. I told my kids that The
Wiggles went on holiday so they would stop watching it. Oh, no,

(25:37):
we can't put the Wiggles on there on holiday, they said.
I still sing Rockerbye you beer randomly, it gets in, man,
that's the thing. It gets in those songs. Hands in
the air. That won't help. I told my kids that
the family dog went back to the pit shop, but
really we had to put her down for attacking another
dog down the road. We didn't find out for years.

(25:59):
That's a kindness as well. I mean, the kids won't
forgive you for letting the dog go back to the
pet shop, but it's either that or tell them that
their dog was the bad guy. You know your dog,
your dog was the villain. We've done our cornado one.
My brother in law was brought up. Where did that go?

(26:19):
My brother in law was brought up, brought up to
believe that the hay bales were dinosaur eggs. The best
bit is they were a farming family and he believed
it for years. That's embarrassing. My dad told us that
cashew nuts were gorilla nails. That's cute. My parents told
me the blood out of a medium rare steak was
just the juice, so we didn't get grossed out. It

(26:39):
is friggin gross when you think about it, that your
dinner is leaking blood onto the plate. But I mean,
good on. Your kids were actually eating the steak. We
got told that if we play with our belly buttons,
our bum would fall off. Yeah, it's good. You can
tell kids whatever you want is and largely they'll believe it.
It's z Ams Briing Clynt Podcast, Breeze off today, not

(27:03):
feeling the best. Hopefully back with us tomorrow. Let's have
a round of how many? How many many?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
How many many?

Speaker 1 (27:09):
That's a good amount. The game you win if you
have the most something And Samantha is going to play today.
Hi Samantha, Hi, you got you got Instagram? Samantha, I do?

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Are you an influencer?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Do you have over a thousand? Give over a thousand followers? Samantha, Ah,
I don't think I do. I think it's a thousand
that qualifies you as a micro influencer, isn't it, Claudia,
isn't that the tipping point?

Speaker 7 (27:36):
I'm not there yet and I want to be a.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Micro Do you want to be a micro influence?

Speaker 7 (27:39):
It's my biggest goal in.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Ambition, Samantha. Today, you're going to win if you have
the most what ella.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
How many people are you following on Instagram?

Speaker 7 (27:52):
To know who follow you?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah? If you if you follow the most people, Samantha. Okay, yeah,
I think all of our Instagram is a public so
if you were smart, you could have done the research
on us before the game. But we're not going to
give you time now. So Samantha, how many people do
you follow?

Speaker 6 (28:10):
I follow three thousand, six hundred and sixty four four.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
You've got a busy feed, Samantha. Geez. Either that or
you've just muted a lot of people and you're not
mean enough to unfollow them. I did that a bit. Okay,
you're in the three thousands. Who do you think you
follow more people than Claudia, Ella or me?

Speaker 8 (28:31):
Let's say Claudia Claudia.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Okay, I'm getting picked that.

Speaker 7 (28:35):
It's so fun.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Well, I'll tell you right now, Samantha, if you'd picked me,
you would have won. I follow. I believe I follow
too many people. I follow one thousand, four hundred and
ninety nine accounts. I like to have my number under
one thousand.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
You're way off.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Then I've got someone following you to go and follow
a third of the count accounts that I follow.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
See me and Ala make the cut?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
Yeah, you're all You're all up to the cut? Ella,
how many do you follow?

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Ninety two.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
That's nice.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah, it is nice, although again I need to do
a cul.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
You just end up following random craft accounts and fashion
account I don't need any of them.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, get them gone, Okay, Samantha.
I feel like you're going to win this. I feel
like you've got an unbeatable number, But it all comes
down to Claudia. If Claudia follows more people on Instagram
than you, you lose. What was your number again, Samantha.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
Three thousand, six hundred and sixty four.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Three six hundred and sixty four, Claudia and your most
used Instagram accounts, the one you use the most. How
many people are you following?

Speaker 6 (29:34):
I need to do a cul as well, because I
am following five.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
One hundred and fifty nine.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
Hey, yeah, so the least out of all of us, actually, Samantha.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, congratulations, You've won three KFC this afternoon, and we
strongly encourage you to curate that feed a little bit.
You know, Yeah, I should. Yeah, go in there, go
in there. This is what I do. I look at
the account and I and I go, does this person
in my mind give me positive thoughts or negative thoughts?

(30:07):
And if it's negative thoughts and it's a hate follow.
Then I go, why am I doing this?

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Are you hate following?

Speaker 2 (30:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Not anymore, not any more? Well probably probably now, probably
now that I'm back up at one thousand and four. Hey, thanks, Samantha,
we'll get that out to you asap. All good, thank you.
What is the perfect number of accounts to follow? Nine
six nine sex? What do you guys areking? The perfect
number is what's the number where you see it and
you go, oh, that person follows too many people?

Speaker 7 (30:32):
Feeling to be honest, anything over like five or six hundred.
I feel like it should be because otherwise.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
You know, it's got to be under a thousand, under
a one thousands.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
Nice, But that's a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I don't know a thousand people. I don't care about
a thousand people.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
I'm following not just friends, so that's fine.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
What's not just friends like celebrities? Oh yeah, but yeah, yeah, yeah,
a lot of people. Yeah. I'm going to randomly scroll
now and unfollow the first person that lands on you. Ready, Yeah,
you're ready and stop? Ah sorry. Cal Paine from the Edge.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
As zad M's Brinklin.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Podcast breeze off today hopefully back with us tomorrow. It's
not feeling the best. She was at the All Blacks
game with me on Saturday and we had one of
those experiences where you go, oh my god, how did
we end up in here? Brit and I both got
invited to And I don't say this to brag. I
say this to share the experience and also to brag

(31:37):
a little bit. We were in the VIP lounge at
Eden Park. It's in the top of one of the stands. Well,
it's sort of halfway up the stand. It's got like
a big balcony. And usually those things are cool, you know,
like there'll be some food going around and some free drinks.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
Usually because you get to go to other times.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
This was next level. I think every single famous person
from the last fifteen years in this country who was
in the country at the time was in the lounge.
And Clint and Brian Clinton and and Brian Clint and
Rodge from the Rock. So yeah, everywhere. I took my

(32:16):
father in law with me, and everywhere every time you turn,
he went, oh my god, there's such and such. Oh
my god, don't look over there, there's such and such.
I was recognizing a lot of people and I thought, Ella,
I could name some of those people that I saw,
and your challenges to tell me who they are and
why they're famous. Are you up for it? Yep? Okay,

(32:37):
these are all famous New Zealanders household names. Can I
just say yes?

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Assue me if I don't know them based on my age.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
We will okay, yeah, we will. Okay, here we go.
We'll start nice and easy in the box take away
tt Wow yep.

Speaker 5 (32:58):
That's impressive. Direct actor. Definitely know who he is.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Well done already too. No, I didn't see her. Okay,
that was easy. We go a little bit harder, okay
for you. John Key, Dude.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
This is is ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
I'm offended, Prime Minister.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
It's former primary correct, Yes, I done? Okay, it's god
a bit harder. John Hart crap.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
John Hart sounds like a sport guy. Yes, did he
play rugby once?

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Or a coach? Yes, I'm going to give it to
you former coach of the or Blade. Get it. Wayne Brown? Oh,
I mean.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
The guy who runs Auckland, the mayor.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
You're doing very well, Ella, thank you. I'm proud of you.
Chew Walters crap.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
There's a match in sixty sixties.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
We'll go there is six sixty. Dude, you think it's
the mucha from six sixty?

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Yeah, you're he thought I'd be better at this.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
I'm feeling pretty good.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Kayler Cullen was in the VIP box. Kayler Cullen is
she a wag? Technically no, I have no idea who
Tayler Callen?

Speaker 5 (34:22):
No model.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Silver Fern. Oh, married to Sean Johnson.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Who's that?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
That's my next one for you? Sean Johnson, All Black Warrior.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Oh you know him?

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Roger Tillivasa Shick.

Speaker 5 (34:42):
The guy from the Rock Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
No, that's Roger Fairley.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Okay, okay, I was gonna get a bit cocky.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
I don't know anymore.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
One more Graham Henry.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Oh yeah, the guy well, oh yeah, who coached your
football team?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yes, he did coach our charity soccer match two weeks ago.
But that's not why he's famous. He's not famous for that.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
I'm playing. He is an icon All Blacks ex coach.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I am suitably impressed. Ella, thank you?

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Are you gonna show me lunch now on Friday?

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Why would why would that be the out of this?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
I did a good job, thanks man.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
I can't. I can't on Friday sorry, I'm having lunch
with Roger twoiv Us as Chick from the rock Yeah
fair enough play z Teams, Briton Cland I was talking
to one of the girls who works in the coffee
shop next door, the same coffee shop that you go
to as well, Ella, and I said, what's going on,

(35:58):
what's what's the hot goss? What's the hot Gossim here
at the moment, And they said they've been talking about
the phenomena that happens in their cafe, which I imagine
would happen in most cafes, but I never really thought
about it. She said, So it's not it's not a
huge cafe. It's a coffee shop, really, isn't it. It's
probably like, I don't know, ten meters by ten meters, Like,

(36:18):
it's not a huge.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Oh, and there's like cabinet food.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
But if you walk in there and the person behind
the counter is there, there's no way you're not going
to see each other. From the second you step foot
in the door, totally you know each other. She said.
Customers regularly will go in there and they'll be and
they'll go, hi, how are you The the baristas yes,

(36:43):
and the customer will not acknowledge them, not make eye
contact with them, that's bad. Not say anything and not
even heavier pods and or be on their phone or anything.
No excuse question.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
I'm like, are they just not hearing it?

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Walk to the cabinet, look at the cabinet food, and
then if they decide that they don't want anything, turn
around and walk back out without acknowledging that another human
being was in that room at all.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
It's definitely like all right.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
If me then like, yeah, totally, I guess I'll just
go if myself, literally, I guess I'm just an invisible
piece of ass, because the right.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Thing to do is go hi, I'm just chicking.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
No, actually nothing for me, yea, or just I'll leave it, thanks, yes,
And all you have to do is go thanks and
turn around and walk out. And that will be fine too.
Those same people they said, if they do decide they
want something, we'll just go over to the counter that
go toasted.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
Sandwich, nothing, not even a hard But.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
They're not even people. But they're not even people. I
would hate it too. I would find it the height
of rudeness. But you'd still have to smile and be polite.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Because I call them out.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Was always rude.

Speaker 6 (37:57):
The one that I used to get all the time
because I worked in the can for years. People would
walk in and you'd acknowledge them first, good morning, how
are you?

Speaker 7 (38:05):
And they go, I'm just looking things, and I'm like.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that's cool.

Speaker 8 (38:10):
Man.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
I wasn't asking that, but.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
I'm just browsing. Okay, it's a cafe, but that's okay. Yeah,
just brown. Wait you worked in a cafe?

Speaker 7 (38:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Can you make coffee?

Speaker 5 (38:20):
Yeah? Can you?

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
How come you've never offered?

Speaker 7 (38:23):
I don't want to. There's a reason I don't work
there anymore.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Because you can't make coffee.

Speaker 9 (38:28):
I can.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
I thought we could offer people who have to deal
with us filthy customers every day. I offer you a
chance to call up, and my question for you is,
what do you hate about customers? We won't put your
business to this. We won't. We won't associate with you,
you with your workplace in any way. In fact, we
can keep you completely anonymous. But you get to tell

(38:50):
us what you cannot stand about us the public for
a change. Whether you work in a cafe, a bar,
a restaurant, a clothing store, supermarket, it doesn't matter if
you have to deal with us on the daily what
what are we doing? What are we doing that really
grinds your gears?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
CDMs, free and clinic podcasts.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
We're giving people who work in jobs that deal with us,
the customers, the opportunity to tell us what do you
hate about us? I was talking before about my cafe
next to work, who said that people will regularly come
in and not even acknowledge that they exist, Like they
will go hi, and they'll go look at the cabinet,
turn around and walk straight back out. Someone said that

(39:33):
happens every day, multiple times a day, in the cafe
that they work in. So let's get some more complaints
from people who deal with customers like you, Zara Hizara, Hello,
how are you? We're good? What's wrong with us? What
are we doing?

Speaker 8 (39:47):
Retail? Oh my gosh, people do not know what a
human is out size thirty six for Shure and you're like, okay, hello, no, please, no,
thank you. It's so aggravating. It's so aggravating. And even
the worst is close in the changing room.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Leaving the clothes in the changing room. Yes, this is
quite a good one, because sometimes I don't know what
to do with them. You don't want me to take
them back out to the shelf and try and fold them,
do you?

Speaker 8 (40:16):
I personally prefer you too, but maybe that's just me.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
But I'll make a miss of them. I won't do
as good a job as you.

Speaker 8 (40:23):
But rejet rack, I don't mind. Yeah, but leave it.
Yeah the changing room, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Leave a full changing room full of like like like
a teenager's bedroom.

Speaker 8 (40:34):
Mate literally and you're like, okay, couldn't put any.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Nice Okay, okay, Hey, this is helpful, Zara, Thank you
very much. I appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (40:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
You might have changed the behaviors of at least two
or three people with that. Well done.

Speaker 8 (40:47):
That's more than no one, I hope.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
So someone said, I've worked in a cafe for six
years and the thing you described happens daily. You can
say hello, how are you to someone's face, and they
will steer lankly into your eyes and ignore you as
if you don't exist. Someone that I can't stand when
they walk into the restaurant or store and ask are
you open? Like, no, shit, I don't just stand here

(41:12):
while we're closed. I'm an early childhood teacher. Can I
tell you right now? I do not want to help
you look for your child's missing sock. Okay, noted, we're
asking what do you hate about customers? Someone said I
hate when someone asks if we have something and I
say no, sorry, and then they go and ask my
colleague a couple of minutes later, Like that's going to

(41:33):
make it magically appear? Even what if you don't know
where it is? Like what if I think they look
more competent than you? You know, what if you're still
the problem? Yeah? Yeah, what if I think that you
don't like me and I think maybe the other person
will like me more. I work in insurance. People really
don't read their policies and then they get mad when

(41:54):
shit's not covered. That's your problem, my friend? Need I
say more? You would get that all the time in
insurance because people don't look. They don't look, they buy
it and then they never look at it again, and
then they pay the bill every year and they never check.
This is outrageous. Someone said, what do I hate about customers?
When people come in and ask me what their PIN

(42:15):
number is to their own card or they'll tell them.
They'll say to me, what account do I press?

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Like?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
How am I meant to know that? That's wild. You
should one time just reach over and just push a
whole lot of buttons and go, oh, I don't know
would work six' nine six' nine enter. IN savings i
think imagine if it, did work.

Speaker 7 (42:36):
It me more likely.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
THAN not i wonder how many? You know how you
get locked out of your phone for ten minutes if
you get the pin number wrong a bunch. OF times
i want how many incorrect attempts you get in an?

Speaker 6 (42:45):
F postcard, oh yeah the banks are pretty good at
like stopping the, fraudulent stuff so they'd be.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
On much try with your. Card tomorrow, oh nah. FOR
content i am. A female i was working at a
car parts store and men would come in and straight
up ask for a man to, my face And then
i'd say they're. All busy they would then ask for,
the manager which jokes on them in. The weekends, that's.

(43:10):
Me bro that would be so frustrating that you're in
there in the goddamn store and they still won't take.
YOU seriously i work in. A cafe i have a
customer who doesn't like the design of THE cup i
serve him. Along black he wants me to change it
into another cup for. His, coffee, yeah. Right surely if

(43:30):
that's a, regular customer you just start giving it to
the minute, takeaway cup or you say to them when
they walk and, you go we haven't changed. The CUPS
and i work in a. VET clinic i hate it
when clients tried to emotionally. Blackmail us that would be
such a. Hard one that would be such a hard
one because that.

Speaker 6 (43:46):
Moment when you've put their pet down and then, you're
like but you still have to pay. FOR it i
imagine you'd get a lot of people in that moment, being.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
LIKE but i was really interested in the. Payment process
when we put our cat down a couple of, YEARS
ago i thought about it, befo FOREHAND and i, was
like how do we? Do this LIKE do i go
out to reception and like tap and go after we
put the? Cat down or because every time you go
to the vet with a, living cat they always say

(44:14):
do you need? Anything else any worming tablets? Or anything
but if the, cats did you don't need? Anything else do?
You know THERE'S no i don't need, the letter maybe
a box to put the. If anything you guys could
buy some stuff, off me like do you want half
a bag. Of biscuits you want half a box?

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Of tablets back got some little.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Tray, fertilizer well if you're wondering, my vet what they
did is they let up because we were all puffy.
And sad they let us go out the back door
so we didn't have to go through the reception and
they said we'll email you.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
THE best i didn't get. THAT luxury i was sobbing
in the reception and tapping.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
My car but please stop crying and. Paying this you're
killing the vibe AT. The vet time For birthday, bangerenklin
birthday we take your birthdays and we figure out what

(45:13):
the number one song was on the day you celebrated your.
Sixteenth Birthday and lee is going to. Go, First, Hi, lee.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
Hello how are?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
You good how was?

Speaker 6 (45:22):
Your?

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Weekend? Lee yeah it?

Speaker 8 (45:24):
Was great, great weather it.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Was great it's not long enough daylight savings to? How?
Good yeah the good times.

Speaker 8 (45:31):
Of.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Back lee we're out of that awful. WINTER depression, i hope.
So too what's your day?

Speaker 9 (45:36):
To?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Birth lee let's do your Birthday.

Speaker 8 (45:38):
Banger okay so twenty, ninth four.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Twenty, ninth twelfth just snuck in there for seventy four
almost a. Seventy, five baby you were Sixteen in december
nineteen ninety and this is your? Birthday. Banger vanilla are you? Into?
It yeah that's would have been the biggest Song Of

(46:07):
New year's eve Nineteen, Ninety lee, SO yeah i remember
THAT because i Can't Remember New. Year's eves wait theyre
wait they were going to do one another birthday Banger. For, Janelle,
janelle hello how are? You going how's? Your weekend just,
so yeah it was. BLOODY good i went To The? All,

(46:27):
blacks yeah, oh nice they're all black and white.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
And.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Ten. Yeah yeah what's your day Of? Birth janell let's
do your? Birthday? Banger, okay janelle your sixteenth birthday was
in the year. Twenty twelve In in october. Twenty twelve
this was. Number one yes to?

Speaker 8 (46:57):
Tell you.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Maroon five and One, More night what are?

Speaker 6 (47:02):
You?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Reckon banger it's? A banger you're? Into? It okay good
goes hard on the, cow ship?

Speaker 8 (47:09):
You?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Know, yeah, Yeah, okay wait there one more birthday Banger
for Isra. Cur, isra hello how's?

Speaker 9 (47:17):
Your?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Weekend isra you're not?

Speaker 9 (47:19):
Too bad nice game Of.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
The blacks nice game For The. All blacks better than the,
last one. Wasn't? It, yeah yeah up. The boys what's
your day Of, Birth israel let's do your birthday.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Banger the Thirteenth of october nineteen, eighty nine same Year As.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Taylor swift your sixteenth birthday was in two thousand, and
five and this was. Number one.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Is?

Speaker 4 (47:46):
That? You?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Isra yeah shaking your bunda to, That. One isra you're
in the clubs, And Gyling crumpy molan tote on it
and they had that weird like grandstand thing and. Remember, that,
yeah yeah you could climb and sort of dance up
the stairs kind.

Speaker 9 (48:06):
Of, thing yeah at a.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
FEW times i know you're one of. My people if
you remember the grumpy mold, to hunger that might do it. For,
me actually that shot. Of, Nostalgia reckon you're going to
be our, Winner. Today isra are you up?

Speaker 6 (48:18):
For?

Speaker 1 (48:18):
It, yeah definitely there. You go you are our birthday. Banger,
Winner congratulations. Thank you he'srianna from two thousand. And five
it's your birthday banger on ZIM Z, Ms branklin Brianna

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and pondie replay. On zidim it's a birthday Banger. For
ezra it was number One in october two thousand. And
five that means that song's twenty. Years old twenty. Years
old has it been ten years since The last rihanna album?
As well is it? A decade?

Speaker 7 (48:56):
Great, question probably it's been a long time.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
And the last three. And come she Did That black
panther song with, it sixteen SO nearly Anti was january,
twenty sixteen so.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
We're, basically there really three.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Months shy we basically there? Basically there did she just
pop out?

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Another kid?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
A girl is it? A? GIRL yeah i didn't catch a.
Baby's name but its middle Name. Is irish oh yeah,
It is. HE'LL come i. Don't, know oh like it's not. A, joke, no, no,
no no it's Not an. Irish word the middle Name.
IS irish I are i H?

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Rocky irish is the Name rocky Rocky? Rocky, irish no
but that's Aceps name rocky WITH.

Speaker 7 (49:43):
An, i oh, that's.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Cool buzzy It's like will and guys.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Should have made the middle name. Road. Podcast, No today over,
the weekend we're At The all Blacks. AND briton i
got invited into a very, fancy lounge like a very,
fancy LOUNGE and i, was like what are?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
We.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Doing here how did we get? Invited HERE actually i
WASN'T because i was working at, The GAME so i
KNOW how i? Got invited How to bree? Get invited
you know, we're joking but there were so many famous
people in, that lounge so many, Famous PEOPLE like i.
Was overwhelmed we get to go to a fair few
things through this job where there are, famous people but not.

(50:24):
Like this it was like a. Famous off it was
the whose Whose Of new zealand.

Speaker 6 (50:30):
Sports politics do celebrities in media like someone you see
so you know you're a Fan, of yeah do you
go ask for? A?

Speaker 1 (50:38):
PHOTO nah i don't THINK that's i don't think that's. The,
VIBE yeah i don't think they're all off the clock a.
Little bit there's a couple PEOPLE where i was About, Star, strip, yeah.
Yeah totally that put it. This way there were THREE
three i counted three. Prime ministers, yeah no she's not

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invited invited to Anything At.

Speaker 7 (51:00):
Eden park, oh yeah she's a hater.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Of you clark is getting invited to the TO the
vip Box At?

Speaker 5 (51:07):
Eden park who?

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Else?

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Is It Was christopher luxe?

Speaker 1 (51:10):
In There christopher luxen? Was. There, ELLEN yeah I thought
i could test. YOU'VE got i tested you earlier and
you did, surprisingly well which is annoying for. The segment,
But anyway i'll test you again and see if you
can tell me who these other famous people were that
were in there in the BOX that. I observed so You,
got tiger You Got. John key you actually managed To Get,
john hart which was the most impressive one. Of all

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that was. A guest he was A Nineties all. Blacks,
coach wow and you. Got him What About? David dallas.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Welcome Home It's.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Dave dobbin? Who's That david dallas is? A, rapper okay
you Just Said christopher lux and he's on. The list
he was Sitting With. Max, key Really Who's? Max key?

Speaker 5 (51:58):
The Model john, key's son who's?

Speaker 4 (52:00):
A model slash INFLUENCER slash i, Don't, Know, Veranda yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
I'll give it. To, you yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
Thank.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
YOU you i think he's a property, Developer now, oh.
Yeah nice dude's looking, jacked too, like huge really swolled
up swoll swallows the word FOR. X, k yeah he's.
Looking swoll. We've Done. Shawan Johnson chris hopkins was.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
In There Oh Labor labor party. Leader, leader yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Well Done luke metcalfe was. In there.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
I'm going to guess another. SPORTS person i don't know.
A model who is he? A singer why are you
looking at me?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Like that just tell me what are you doing so
well with? Sports? Person sports old? All, black no he's.
A Warrior James fisher harris was. In there another.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
Sports, person, no, No no i'm going to, go.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Golfer warrior captain Of. The warriors these are all people
that were in the VERY swanky vip lounge Last on
saturday At The all. BLACKS game i was set Next To,
sam Whitelock.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
All.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Black player.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Well, done, YES.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Yes i bet you're excited.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
ABOUT that. I, was actually. He's enormous is there anyone
else on? This List was? Lord, There no lord's. Not
there she's, on tour. Of course do you think she
would have.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
Gone though probably not apparently at parties when she was in.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
High school should be in the corner of the room. Running, poetry.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Well there was a couch in the corner where you
could have written. Some poetry what.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Was the best sort of food that's served? Up there?

Speaker 1 (53:50):
They had they had hot. Sausage rolls at the very
end of. The game they were sausage rolls and. Tomato,
sauce yeah the z in podcast. It works you might
have seen on social media over the weekend a friends
musical stage show. For friends obviously they're never going to do,
the reunion so they're doing a stage show. About it

(54:12):
you've seen a bit, of it?

Speaker 4 (54:13):
Haven't you ell a, on TikTok and people are so
stoked with it because, the actors the mannerisms are actually
fantastic and it's not Coming, off tachi.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Which is such a hard thing to pull.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Off exactly so everyone's pretty at the moment shocked and
happy about how.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
It's going and the cool thing is.

Speaker 4 (54:34):
With the internet and. Social media, the actors one of
them's who Is. Playing, monica yeah she has her own
TikTok account is now showing behind, the SCENES which, I,
like yeah kind of, a niche but you.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Really cool you.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Would need to be the World's leading monica impersonator to do,
that job. Wouldn't, You yeah and that's going to be
you for. Life now but that's your that's. Your thing but.
That's okay It's A british i saw It's a british
stage Production.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
To london at the end of.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
THE year i thought It. Was, america, no girl It's.
IN london i could. Actually go you could go. To
this it's still On.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
In.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
December yeah It's.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Called Friends The. Musical parody yeah. AND yeah i mean
you have to give yourself over to these things a,
little bit with any kind of musical theater or, theater
experience like you've got to give in, And, Go okay
i'll just take it for what it.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Is EXACTLY but i still don't like, tacky stuff especially
if it's like not, spin offs but, you know.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
LIKE remakes i am looking at a picture of the cast,
right now and. YOU'RE right i saw the same clip,
as you with the mannerisms and the sort of infliction
and the way they speak gets it over. The line
but if you look at the faces of the caste
looked a. Bit different it Looks like Friends. From timu
like you know how you go To look Sharp on

(55:53):
halloween and they have a costume and it's, CALLED like i,
don't know it might be Like A justin, bieber costume
but it sees pop. Boy instant that's the vibe that.
It's giving It's, not chandler it's. Sarcastic guy that's the
but don't worry. About THAT could i be? Anymore SILLY
could i Be? Anymore chandler oh.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
That's THE joke i should.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Have made please, please anyway friends and musical could, come
here would? You go claudia absolutely? Front row but you
don't even.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Like friends, OH yeah i caught her a monica and she.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Got offended thinks.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
A lot who do you think? You are chandler's such
a monica thing. To, say, HI guys i Could, be
chandler Could.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
BE chandler I think clint Could. Be chandler slash joke.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
Could be don't give.

Speaker 5 (56:47):
Him, that no You're. YOUR gumper i wonder If play's
gumpher in that musical.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
As well i'm sure. HE didn't i was about to
say something. Really mean i'm going. To stop oh say it.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
Off air in the, car park, do. IT chicken i was.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Gonna make A fat. Monica joke you're languishing in.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
The HALLWAYS It's Ms brilling.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Clinton podcast have you guys seen this story about the
guy who went to his own Funeral For?

Speaker 7 (57:16):
Argentinian, go no but it's freaky.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Sounds at the start of a. Bad, joke okay but.
It's not it's a real, news Story and argentinian man
is in the news today because he has shown up
alive at his. Own, funeral obviously we all attend our,
own funeral? Don't we? So poetic you're, so right it's
the one event we. Can't miss, oh golly wasn't it.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Was he in the coffin and then Starts. KNOCKING no
i was just.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Like no so he's twenty two. Years old he's not,
BEEN named i think because the police are in a
bit of trouble. For this this twenty two Year old
argentinian man went on a multi, day bender like all,
time bender and then his family wrongly identified him as

(58:02):
a dead person who had been hit by a. Sugarcane truck,
WHERE'S family. I moum his own mother identified the body
as her. Missing son she went off clothing and. DISTINGUISHING features,
i mean the guy might have been a bit, messed
up to have been a bit, messed, up right but.

Speaker 7 (58:21):
There would have been like maybe tattoos.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Or something but the, COPS LIKE. I lg if you, Recognize,
yours sorry but it. Wasn't HIM no, dna TESTING no.
DNA tes i don't think THEY do. Dna testing they
just get a family member to, confirm it because why would,
They lie like that's a fit he. Might wear. THAT'S
him i don't remember him Supporting, the broncos, but, yeah,
sure yeah. That's him it. Wasn't, Him no and by

(58:46):
the time he woke up from, his bender he realized
that all his friends and family were literally at. His
funeral so he went and, he, goes, Hey guys, i'm
alive and, was like what the hell is? Going on you?
Would you would you?

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Lose YOURSELF?

Speaker 1 (59:05):
S h i t the B. E d it, is
like would you?

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Turn?

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Up sure and then what you walk down the AISLE and.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
I would shot and do a zombie impersonation and walk
up the armor.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
Rafters and just, be, like, guys, yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
My brother you wronged me. In life, just, Kidding guys.
I'M alive i will hold.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
You.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
Forever durh poor mother though she had to go idea
this random.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Person absolutely the poor mother, her son.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
And then her son just waltzes into his.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Own funeral this is a, real story by, the way
it's in. The news it happened over. The, weekend anyway
they they had to figure out who the dead guy
was because you guys have very. Quickly forgotten there's a whole,
body there and. They did and that guy's been returned to,
his family which is very which is, very SAD but
i mean happy for the fair of the guy that

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was on.

Speaker 6 (01:00:01):
The bender if your funerals say ninety nine, percent done
he's not on, the ground but, it's started can you
still get a refund or.

Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
Invite the other family believe you through.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
The.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
FUNERAL no i think that's on.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
The police it's a good way to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Fake your own, death though if they've gone. That FAR
and i know if you're if you're going on multi,
day benders you know that you've got, some debts so
you could get out of. Those anyway, we joke but
it's a. Real story.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
That's, crazy yeah if he had some kids he actually
was sick of he could have.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Run away, well yeah but they would have all thought
their dad. Was dead it's. Hugely traumatic.

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
That's crazy but.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
He's back he will, NEVER well i hope he'll never
have a bend to that. Big account you boys Play
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Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
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