ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 30th September 2025

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show requested, So here it is.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
As long as you've got data.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
It's MS Brian Clint Podcasts Brian Clint.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
Brian Clint. What's going on everybody? Brian Clinton?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
No, Brie, She's still off sex, hoping to be back
with us tomorrow. How about that Nicole Kidman story being
the lead story in the news today. Mention if your
divorce was the lead story on the news, you know
what I'm.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Hoping for, Like, hope she's okay, But also remember her
iconic photos when she got divorced from Tom Cruise.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yes, and she walked to the divorce office cheering that
part two.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I think the difference there is that Tom Cruise was
I mean, don't quite me a bit of an a whole.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, I don't think a whole.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
No, And I don't think Tom Cruise is an a
hole either, But that was I think that might have
been the Tom Cruise at the moment.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I don't I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
It is sad though. How long were they together? Nineteen years?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Nineteen years?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
We were talking about this before the show, and we
are going to get Dean on our celebrity correspondent to
pick the whole thing apart. I mean, it's the biggest
story of the day than Nicole Kidman divorced. Clearly did
get us thinking that if Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
aren't forever, maybe nothing's forever.

Speaker 4 (01:22):
All these iconic couples are breaking up, and I'm like,
maybe nothing's forever.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Yeah, the vibes are a bit low here Breeze Away
as well.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
And that's just sparking rumors that Bri and Clint are
breaking up.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh sure, you can't break up. Got engaged, you literally
got engaged.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
She's leaving me for Keith Urban.

Speaker 7 (01:40):
She's on a bull a.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
You know he's going to be excited.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Kaylee Bell, Oh, she freaking loves Keith Urban.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I actually haven't thought of that.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
And she's just released a new album, so she could
be touring and doing something in America.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Watch out, Keith A big show on the way. We
will give away a double pass to Jelly Roll this afternoon.
How good God, Jelly Roll's looking good.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Yeah he is, isn't he write down?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
He's doing a Meghan Trainer. I mean an extreme version
of the Meghan Trainer kind of got.

Speaker 8 (02:07):
Matching teeth too.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
To be honest, if Meghan Trainer, and I mean this
is I mean, this is not a comment on diet culture.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
But if Meghan Trainer has to.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Drop the those lines from all about that base now
that she's lost all the way, which she didn't have
to do, but she did drop the lines, does jelly
Roll have to change his name?

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Is that what his name was about?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Though I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I assumed that it was a childhood nickname from his
mum because.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
There's a big fellow.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Yeah, yeah, maybe he could do a new era, reinvent himself.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Anyway, he's coming to the New Zealand and if you
want to.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
See jelly Roll live for free, we will play a
jelly Roll song between five and six, and if you're
the first person through on eight hundred dials at him,
you can have two free tickets to go and see
him live. In Concept Trady Versus Lady Next where Shot Horror,
the Trades have fallen behind again, but only by one,
so they can draw it level again at some point.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
To take the lead.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
The Trades are going to have to win back to
back games and they have done that in the past.
I know they can do it, but they'll have to
do They can't take the lead before Thursday on this
show anyway.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
So who's up for it?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
We need one Trady and one lady to call through
and play fifty bucks cash from KFC on the line.
But really, it's about the glory, isn't it. It's about
the honor and the prestige. It's about the manna of
a Trady Verse lady victory. And if you want it, oh,
eight hundred dials at M we'll play next.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Plays Briankland, no breed Trady Verse Lady times it's treaty
versus leady.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
This is Trady Verse lady where the ladies are ahead
by one, just one, the scores of seventy nine tradies,
eighty ladies, and our ladies today is calling us from Wellington.
She's twenty and she was born on a Friday the thirteenth.
Spooky Welcome to the show, Emma, Hello, Hello Friday the thirteenth.

(04:02):
Are you goth No? No, no spooky elements. Do you
do you like Halloween? Is it one of your favorite holidays?

Speaker 9 (04:12):
No?

Speaker 10 (04:12):
I guess that him's kind of become a good lucky,
like a lucky number in our families.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Nice, you've owned it.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, you're taking on our trading today from Dunedin. He's
forty eight and his bing gal cat says good night
to him every night. Welcome to the show, David. I
know those ben gals. They've got a hell of a
meal on them, don't they.

Speaker 11 (04:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, our boss, Ross Boss has got a ben gal.
I think that he rescued from the desert and Dubai.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
They a whole different kind of cat.

Speaker 12 (04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Yeah, I could go on with cat chat for hours,
but we've got a game to play, David. Your buzza
is Trady, yours lady, and the first person to give
me three correct answers gets fifty dollars cash.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Good luck, guys.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Question number one Lewis Hamilton Ferrari Formula one driver is
in the news today because he's had to put dog down.
What is the traditional color of a Ferrari?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
David read.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Rosso corsa, an Italian racing read one point.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Question number two.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Big news today that one of the world's top three
most famous gingers, Nicole Kidman, is getting divorced from Keith Urban.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
What country is Nicole Kidman.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
From David Australia Australia two points trades. Jesus backs against
the ropes already here, you're going to need to get
this one.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay, it's the music question. Tell me who sings the song?
What I want to em Lady.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Selena gome A is well done. She just got married
yesterday or the day before or over the weekend. She's married.
One point ladies, two points trades. Question number four, Well,
what was the name of the singing group that Camilla
Cabeo was a.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Part of before she went solo? Yes, Emma, I was Harmony.
It was Fifth Harmony. Jeez.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
She's back in a big way and we're at tiebreak.
This is for the win. What is the name of
the holiday here in New Zealand where we celebrate Maori
New Year? David, David Martariqi's correct. Well done, David, You've

(06:37):
won half the battle. You've got the trades back to level. Congratulations,
Thank you. There's fifty dollars coming your way thanks to KFC.
You enjoy that.

Speaker 13 (06:47):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Say hello to the cat for USMS.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
And Clinic podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
We're all works in progress, right, none of us are.
None of us are perfected ourselves yet right speak for
your Okay, My wife is very quick to let me
know where I could do with some refining.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I guess it keeps me humble. It does, I don't
dare say the same thing back to her.

Speaker 8 (07:12):
That's the correct choice.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Which is the correct choice?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
That?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah, right, I've perfected my marriage diplomacy. But look, I'll
freely admit I've got an issue with eating too fast.
You guys, Yeah, you guys have witnessed it because you
have to watch me eat my lunch here at work and.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I don't have to, but you choose to eat in
front of us.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
It's painful.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's painful, painful for you. Imagine being my digestive system.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Honestly, the sounds you make when you're.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Late, it's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Peggy, I often think you know how they have those
those those missy mats for dogs which would slow them
down where they have to put their snout through the
maze to get to the food.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
If you put I think my lunch should be in that.

Speaker 8 (07:55):
Have you put a tortilla down?

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Anything you drop land in it and then you've got
a burrito to eat afterwards.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
My essue a is nothing is falling everything that's going
directly into my mouth. I read something today which has
changed my whole perspective on eating.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
And look, I know this.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Sounds stupid that a man in his late thirties should
be learning how to eat correctly, But here I am. Here,
I am being vulnerable, okay, and offering and showing you
my foibles. This thing that I read about about what
it was actually about, what's about digestion as a whole. Actually,
and I know this is very like basic stuff for people,

(08:32):
but somebody will find this helpful. O cake, it said,
we're eating tried chewing each mouthful at least ten times,
and we know that one. I know that one. Someone said,
someone said, you chew your food. Someone said twenty times
to me once. I just get bored with counting. It's
the same with brushing my teeth. How you meant to
keep the toothbrush on each tooth three seconds? Now, I'm

(08:54):
just I am brushing my teeth.

Speaker 8 (08:56):
How long?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Two minutes till my toothbrush buzzes me?

Speaker 8 (09:00):
Okay, yeah, you're good.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
No, No, that's not the bad. That's not the bit
that blew my mind. The bit that blew my mind
was the advice that you should try putting your fork
down in between bites. So when you're eating, you take
a mouthful, you put it in your mouth, and then
you place the fork down, because you.

Speaker 9 (09:16):
Usually just wave it around in your hand for a bit.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Like choking out scoop, and then shovel it. Keep shoveling,
keep shoveling, full mouth. It's disgusting. I am disgusting.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
It is disgusting that you finally realize it.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Said put the fork down and enjoy the surroundings in
which you are consuming your food.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Being more present, be more present.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Be aware of your surroundings.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Yeah, so did you try this?

Speaker 11 (09:36):
Then?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
I did? Okay, I did how to go very good?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Any indigestion, No indigestion, I did not. I did not
choke on myself during my lunch today.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
On your gross Do you not have breakfast or anything?
Is that why you're scuffing it down?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
If it's like a desperate or if it's like a
big family thing. You know, they say children from big
families they're always worried that the food's get taken off them.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
By another kid.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway, I put myself out there now done,
and I thought we could ask you guys this afternoon
on eight hundred dials at him. What is the thing
that your partner needs rehouse training on? What's the basic
life skill that they should have mastered by now? And
yet here you are explaining them which hand to hold

(10:26):
the knife and fork in which which machine does the
washing and which machine does the drying.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
I had to train my husband to not get grumpy
when he was in work mode, and so in COVID
he fully was like once work hit and I am,
I couldn't talk to him, I couldn't sit next to him.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Breathing on him was too much. And he's gotten a
lot better.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Okay, he's nice now, Yeah, good?

Speaker 14 (10:51):
How to train your husband exactly coming to you soon,
the less exciting version of how to train your dragon? Oh,
eight hundred dollars then, where you can text to nine
six nine six. It might be something that you know
that you personally need the training on, or the pet
project that you've got with your partner, the thing that
they need retraining for.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
I learned the mind altering fact.

Speaker 7 (11:16):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (11:16):
What even is it?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
The idea that to eat your food like a normal
human being. You should place the fork down between mouthfuls.
It's honestly changed my whole perspective.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Try it because I do it.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Have you got the same problem.

Speaker 6 (11:28):
I don't think I get into gestion, but I noticed
that when we were out with my couple friends, Ryan.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
And I am my husband. We finished.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
You're finished too early. It's more today, yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:37):
Seconds, Yeah, yeah, I'm going to try out.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Before we had kids, when me and my wife used
to still go to restaurants, I would be finished. I'd
have to like slow myself down, like I'd have to
like take huge breaks because otherwise my meal would disappear.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
And it's boring, nothing to do, and you feel like.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
A bad person.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
So we want to know what do you have to
train or retrain your partner to do. Ashley's caught up. Hi, Ashley, Hi,
what's the thing that you're training? Is it your boyfriend?

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Yes, I'm trying to train him to text me back.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh a classic.

Speaker 10 (12:11):
It's just he'll be off of work or whatever, and
the only thing he will never ever reply to is
if he's going to be at home tonight or not.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
It drives me mentally.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Is he noncommittal?

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Is he like, oh, maybe I want to go out.
Maybe I don't. Is that when it comes down.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
To I don't know.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
Maybe it's just a time thing, like I don't want
to really commit to that time that I'm supposed.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
To be home.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Have you considered sticking an Apple ear tag to him
so you know where he is at all times?

Speaker 15 (12:37):
I am considered that's.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Kind of the height of rudeness. Actually, isn't it to
not text back about it?

Speaker 7 (12:42):
Little bit?

Speaker 10 (12:42):
Like you can have dinner ready and everything and you're
here or.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
You're not here, So I've just stop making just start
making it.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Ash, you didn't text me back your job, You didn't
text me back, so stuffy. Thanks Ash, that's great. We're
asking what did you have to retrain your partner about.
Someone said how to clean the food scraps out of
the catcher in the sink. Oh my god, that's the
most one of the most disgusting parts of the house
is just the bit that catches the food from going
down the drain. I'm i'm, i'm, I'm incessantly cleaning that thing.

Speaker 8 (13:12):
That's a good habit.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
I'm always tipping that thing into the food scrap spin.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
It's so gross. Do you have an insyncorator?

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Nah?

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Those are gross too, because you're like, you just dump
everything in it, but then you don't remember the fact
that that gets dirty too.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
It does get dirty. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I used to take a whole lemon down my own
cigaretta to cleaner and then turn the incincreator on and
then it was lemon fresh.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
But no, I don't have any syncreator now, Claudia. We often.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Joke about your living status, which is currently alone.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
In a flat with other people.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
But is it nice? Is it nice to not have
anyone whose habits annoy you? You know, everything in your
life has done your way to a point.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
The problem is that I live with other people and
I'm not in a relationship with them, so I can't
tell them what to do. Ah, same habits as a partner,
but they're essentially but you have no say, I have
no say inside yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Instead, you can't passive aggressively moan to them because they'll
be like.

Speaker 8 (14:09):
Yeah and things.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
If you do ask them like hey, can you tidy
up after yourself? You then have to live to that
same standard yeah yeah, yeah, prepare.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Which you don't have to do in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
You can betch you moan about things in a relationship
and then not do them yourself.

Speaker 8 (14:22):
Say not as I do. That's so true.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Okay, thanks everybody, Bran Clint, we're gonna get the goss
on the Nicole Kidman Keith Urban divorce. If there is
any goss, Dean McCarthy will know, if there is any,
what happened?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Do you guys reckon Keith cheated? No, you don't reckon? Nah,
you don't reckon.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
I think they've just been together so long they grew apart.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Well you reckon? Nineteen years is the limit?

Speaker 8 (14:46):
Yeah, not quite twenty.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
You can tell why she's the single one. Alis she
doesn't believe in love anymore. Everything will end ends. Let's
get to LA and get the goss with Dean McCarthy.

Speaker 7 (15:00):
Live from LA with Dean McCarney.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
This is a real shock headline that came through today, Dean,
and it's the biggest story in Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Keith Urban and mcole Kidman are getting divorced.

Speaker 16 (15:12):
Yeah, separated for now. I'm so sad to be reporting this,
But let me just see what we know so far.
So nineteen years, Clint, they've been married nineteen years in Hollywood.
I mean, you know, they have two beautiful children together.
They have They're both so kind and loving, and everyone
tells me that in Hollywood. So what's happened is Keith

(15:33):
Urban moved out of their Marathle home in Nashville. Actually
already has his own place. He got a second place,
he's living there. It was his decision to separate. Nicole
Kimman apparently, according to my sources, wanted to try and
make it work. So that is what multiple sorces.

Speaker 11 (15:48):
Wow, she wanted to make it work.

Speaker 16 (15:50):
Yeah, but he has corpus separations, no plans or word
on an actual divorce just yet. But honestly, we're all
so surprised by this. As you know, I've spent a
lot of time time we keep when we did the
American Idol, and obviously Nicole just I've interviewed her a
million times. Both of them are the nicest people you've
ever met in all your life. I'm really shocked. I'm
really shocked Keith.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
They're they're both Aussies.

Speaker 13 (16:12):
Keith.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Keith was actually born in New Zealand, and he seems
like a very I know he's Hollywood and everything, but
he seems like quite a grounded, normal dude.

Speaker 16 (16:21):
Yes, you know what, that's the best way to describe you.

Speaker 11 (16:24):
Such a grounded, normal dude.

Speaker 16 (16:25):
And she, even though she's one of the biggest stars
in the world, she's also very grounded and normal and
sweet and humble, like I don't know, I don't know
what happened she I mean, I'm just throwing this out there.
Her film schedule has been wild. I mean, she's been
very busy the last.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Her career has poked off again, hasn't it.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
She's doing all these film and TV projects against that
nine Perfect Strangers thing, which.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Is a wild show. It's sad news.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Has anyone seen the person who, coincidentally at the same
time has popped up on TikTok claiming to be Nicole
Kidman's daughter that she's never acknowledged.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Have you seen this person?

Speaker 11 (17:02):
Do?

Speaker 1 (17:03):
I haven't seen that. It's total bullshit, but it's crazy,
it's crazy coming.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
She's just she's just ginger.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
She kind of vaguely she's Ginger's got pale skin, curly
ginger hair, and she's like, Nicole Kidman is my mother.
She kept me locked in the basement for the first
fifteen years of my life. Yeah, which is weird doming. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
Maybe Keith bound. Maybe Keith found out and that's why
you had to get out. Anyway, that's the tea on

(17:32):
the Nicole Kidman Keith Urban divorced. Very sad news and
it's straight up from Dean McCarthy in Los Angeles our
Hollywood Correspondent podcast. Lewis Hamilton is in the news today,
legendary Formula One driver. He currently drives for Ferrari. He's
in the news because he said to put his dog down.
It's very sad. Lewis is forty. Yeah, I know, right,

(17:55):
Lewis Hamilton's forty. Yeah, wow, yeah, No, the dog is
not forty.

Speaker 9 (18:02):
That's a gunnas boiled book of record.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah yeah, this is not sad. The Zappi's throw the
dog matter to forty. No, Lewis Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
The driver is forty, he's not married, he doesn't have kids.
And he said his bulldog Roscoe was his best friend.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
Oh, they weren't together like all the time.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Really, I know, and I often, I'm sure he doesn't
want to reduced to this, but I always look at
these guys, these people rather who are so committed to
the cause that they haven't done anything else, or not
that he hasn't done anything else in life, but you know,
like he's so single minded, he's he's Formula one. Formula one.
Formula one doesn't mean you don't get lonely. And so
he had Roscoe and now he doesn't have Roscoe. Poor

(18:41):
little guy, poor little guy, the dog, Ah, the dog.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Poor little Lewis fort low guy Lewis.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
I think you do have to be quite little to
get into those Formula one cars.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
But yeah, we're talking about the dog.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Lewis put out a statement for the dog, saying, after
four days on life support, fighting with every bit of
strength he had, I had to make the hardest decision
of my life and say goodbye to Roscoe.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
He never stopped fighting, right until the very end.

Speaker 8 (19:11):
I got to put this out here.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yes, I didn't really consider the fact that Pitts could
be on life support.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
Neither did I. Neither did I.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Was the dog sick like?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Sorry I put my headphones out. What did you say?

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Was the dog sick like?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Was he old put him on the life support because
he was doing well?

Speaker 9 (19:29):
No, honestly, I know he was well, But how was it?

Speaker 2 (19:37):
I don't know. I don't know. That's private medical information
for the dog. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
I found the same CLUTI about the live support thing,
and so I've done a bit of investigation into how
much it costs to put an animal on life support.
So I used chet GPT, of course, and it estimates
that four days, which is what Roscoe, Lewis Hamilton's bulldog got.
Four days for a dog on life support in the

(20:02):
UK is between six and twelve thousand pounds, which is
as much as twenty seven thousand dollars for the four
days on life support and the dog still died.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
That's a good chunk of money. Yeah, he has a
lot of lots of.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
So this is where it gets interesting.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
You can if you're Lewis Hamilton and you're on one
hundred million plus a year, you don't care.

Speaker 8 (20:25):
No, you just want to save your friend.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
You do want to save your friend. You do want
to save your friend.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
But I mean that's a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
That's a lot of money, and often, often, especially if
it's your best friend, often you just need time to
make the decision.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
And if you can afford the time, then do.

Speaker 8 (20:39):
We know how old the dog was?

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Forty?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah? Forty did you listen.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Yeah, how old was the dog?

Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'm not actually sure how old the dog was.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
He was a British bulldog, right, and they have a
few healthy He was a bulldog, yeah, a squishy noise.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
And he lived in Britain, so I guess he's a Britisher.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
I wonder if he drowned.

Speaker 9 (20:58):
I know a bulldog that my friend was looking after
and he ran into.

Speaker 8 (21:02):
A lake in a connection.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Are they not good swimmers? Bulldogs?

Speaker 5 (21:06):
They sink?

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Not funny, not funny, not funny, but they're massive.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
I'm fascinated by how much people are willing to spend
on their pets. We did the same thing with our cat, Ziggie,
who also ultimately died.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
He spent thirty grand on her.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
No, not thirty grand.

Speaker 17 (21:24):
It was forty years old.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, we spent thirty grand on her over forty years.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Pretty good.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Actually, no, but we spent thousands of dollars on this
cat who had a weird mystery bacteria.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Did it was killing her? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
She did all kinds of things and then it also
ultimately died. How old was your cat when she when
we put her down?

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Seven?

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Oh that is young?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, I want to hear from people who got a
crazy medical bill for their pet, cat, dog, horse, horse.
Horse bills would be out the fricking gate or just
actually any pit bill. Did you pay a crazy amount
of money to relocate an animal from overseas or did
you get a quote for it? And you're like, no, no,

(22:13):
we're not spending this on an animal. I know, I
know rural folk in townfolk will have different opinions on
the amount of money that should be spent on the animal,
and I guess it depends on the animal as well.
The ZM podcast network, we're talking about Lewis Hamilton who
has had to put his dog down this week, who
was on life support for four days. We don't know

(22:34):
the actual cost, but chet GPT estimates the cost of
keeping a dog on life support for four days could
be as high as twenty seven thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Not necessarily.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Someone text in and said that their dog was on
oxygen overnight, like a tube down the throat, and sometimes
that counts as life support. But even that tube overnight
and their dog cost them two grand for one night
on the oxygen. So we're asking, what's the crazy amount
of money that you had to spend chose to spend

(23:06):
or were asked to spend on an animal. Sophie's here, Hi,
soap hie. What's the animal? First of all, what are
we talking about?

Speaker 10 (23:14):
He's a dog?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Okay? What kind of dog?

Speaker 10 (23:18):
Pump ski cross with a griffin?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Okay, sounds expensive. What was the bell.

Speaker 10 (23:24):
Sex grand for one night.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
In doggie hospital?

Speaker 11 (23:29):
Yeah, we got.

Speaker 10 (23:30):
Home and he was foaming at the mouth and having seizures,
so we had to take him to an emergency vet.
And yeah, we're a little bit shocked by that.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
What did he eating?

Speaker 10 (23:41):
They have no idea if they had to pump his
stomach and do all that kind of thing. But I
mean we're doing again. He's our little boy's best mate.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Well that's the question I need to ask you, because
Lewis Hamilton spent all this money and his poor dog
still didn't make it.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Did your dog make it?

Speaker 6 (23:57):
He did?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Hell?

Speaker 7 (23:58):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Fine, Okay, six grand. I think we're it's at the
light end of the scale. Let's go to chevon hi,
chavonn Hi.

Speaker 13 (24:06):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
We're good? This is your parents' dog that they spend
a crazy amount of money on. Is that right?

Speaker 10 (24:11):
Yes, that's truck Okay.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Give me the details.

Speaker 10 (24:15):
So he's been running over twice.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Okay, not by your parents.

Speaker 10 (24:20):
Once by my dad, oh and then once by one
of his workers.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Okay, yeap.

Speaker 11 (24:25):
So he yeah, got run over.

Speaker 10 (24:27):
Twice, got since their small animal bit emergency yeap. Once
in Hamilton, once in Auckland.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (24:35):
And they've been upwards of twenty five dollars.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Twenty five grands yeah, twelve and a half.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Love dogs, oh yeah, love dogs absolutely. And if their
empty nest is that dog is their baby now, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Chevon?

Speaker 15 (24:49):
Absolutely yeah, years old now.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Plus if you're the one that ran it over, you
would feel so guilty. No, no, no, no, your dad you know,
like he's in there, he's running over and your mom's like,
you bit of bloody pay for it, you bloody ran
him over?

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Absolutely yeah okay.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
And he's still with us, that dog still Okay, he is.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
He's retired.

Speaker 10 (25:07):
He was a working or working dogs he comes from.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
He went to work with my dad.

Speaker 7 (25:11):
Yeah, but he's retired now. He lives his best life.

Speaker 14 (25:13):
He gets everything that he wants.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Good news.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
The twenty five thousand dollars robot dog, thank you, Shabon,
And he's here it's our first cat and the very
expensive pit segment.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Hi Anny, hello, give us the details first time called?
Oh there you are.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Welcome to the show. Any great to have you here,
Thank you. What's the details? What did you have to
spend on your cats?

Speaker 15 (25:42):
So about twenty thousand in total so far. So we
got a rescue pat from Auckland when we moved here. Yes,
and three months later she got poisoned. So we spent
about thousands on that before we insured it, and then
we moved back to the UK thinking it was for good,
so we thought well we'll we'll take her and it

(26:03):
was during COVID times so we had to pay through
the nose for that. Yeah, that was ten thousand.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Have to do two weeks in a COVID hotel.

Speaker 15 (26:12):
No, not going to the UK, But then we only
stayed there for a year. So within a year we
came back and thought, well, we can't leave it there
because she she hated the cold and she was since
being poisoned, she became the grumpiest cat ever. Yeah, and
so we paid another ten thousand to bring her back.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
And it costs ten thousand dollars to relocate a cat
from the UK to New Zealand.

Speaker 11 (26:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (26:42):
Wow, and you have to do quarantine when you come back.
Yea yeah, so yeah, and she's still grumpy and she
she walked out of the room when you walk into
the room. She's just not a friendly cat.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
For twenty grand, I expect a bloody hello, thank you, thank.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
You very much. Yeah, but pretty much.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I mean, this seems like a strange thing to say.
But twenty grand well spent.

Speaker 15 (27:06):
I think so my husband doesn't. Yeah, he's that wings
me a motorbike.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Well then he doesn't get to pat the cat. You
know exactly now that your cat wants pets. Anyway, Thanks,
any let's go to Kirston.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
I know it. Hundred dollars at them? Hi, Kirsten, Hello,
Kelly you, I'm good. Yours.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
I'm looking at your numbers. Yours is outrageous. Yours is
out the gate. We're talking about a dog. Give us
the details. How much money have you spent on this dog?

Speaker 10 (27:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (27:32):
So I only calculated this myself a couple of months
ago and was shocked. But so she's fifteen. For the
first couple of years of her life, she's going to
doggy daycare, which is about three hundred dollars a week
did that for a few years. I moved to Australia
and then back, so relocation costs, and then she's had

(27:56):
quite a few health issues and specialist visits over the years,
so total came close to one hundred k.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Does it blow your mind when you work it out
like that, when you go, oh.

Speaker 11 (28:06):
My god, oh wow, have a deposit?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
I've a house deposit on my doll Yeah.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
So but is your best friend?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Is the dog your best friend?

Speaker 11 (28:17):
Yeah, she's my world, she's my baby.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
But like at the start of that dog's life, if
someone had said to you, this dog is going to
cost you one hundred thousand dollars over how old is
the dog?

Speaker 11 (28:29):
It's fifteen.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Oh, it's not too bad. I mean you break it
up like that. What are we looking at? About eight
grand a year on the dog?

Speaker 16 (28:38):
Still a lot?

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Well, good on you, Kristen. We appreciate your you calling through.
Someone here has said they spent three thousand, five hundred
dollars repairing their rabbit's broken leg. A broken leg on
a rabbit for three and a half thousand dollars. Someone
spent nine grand for twenty four hours in the hospital
for their dog forty grand to bring a horse over

(29:05):
from North America, worth every penny. And then some people
who got these crazy bills and they couldn't pay it.
And that's the flip side of it, right, If you
don't have the money and you can't pay it, then
you have to make that horrible decision, which is where
pet insurance is bloody good.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I found that pretty good. I mean didn't work with
our cat, Ziggy.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
She was so sick that she burned through the pet
insurance and like we said, still ultimately died. But you
don't know these things. You don't know these things at
the start, do you. You don't know whether they're gonna
make it or not.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Grim But that's life.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Thank you for your messages and shout out to all
the very expensive pets out there and the one hundred
thousand dollar dogs.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Listening to ZM, it's z m's bringing Clint podcast.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
I really love the new Justin Bieber South Steven See
she's good. Simple.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Do we think he got invite to Selena Gomere's wedding?

Speaker 8 (30:02):
No, no, it's true.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
I didn't invite my ex to the wedding either. Stupid question.

Speaker 8 (30:09):
Are you a bit of a believer.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Then am I a believer? Yeah, I've never been anti
the bebes.

Speaker 8 (30:14):
But now you said you really like him, so you're
a believer.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
No, I said, no, you're a believer.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
You like it is this softy Now I think I
think he was.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
Yeah, I'm not not a believer, but I'm not.

Speaker 8 (30:28):
So you are a believer.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Actually, no, we're moving on.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
This is let's get classical, me versus Ella guessing songs
in classical style. I'm looking at the entries that have
come through, or the people that have been selected, or
whoever's texton for the winner. Yeah, ninety five percent of
messages coming through going for Ella. No pressure, So yeah,
there is, there is no pressure on me.

Speaker 5 (30:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
I'll do you proud?

Speaker 5 (30:57):
Will you yep?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Will you crumble?

Speaker 12 (30:59):
Never?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Claudia's in charge. Claudia, I have.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Put together what I think might be a slightly harder
than usual game, but we shall proceed.

Speaker 8 (31:07):
This is let's get classical.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
It's pretty simple. These are pop songs redone in a
classical style, and Clint and Ella are guessing what they are?

Speaker 7 (31:14):
Pretty simple? Are you ready got?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
I hope it's all justin Bieber songs.

Speaker 8 (31:18):
You're such a believer.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
You would say that here's your first song.

Speaker 7 (31:36):
You know, Oh it's very topical, very topical.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Could we get another clue?

Speaker 5 (31:53):
We're just talking about them. It's not justin Bieber.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Clint Clint Selena go me his hands to myself.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
I heard that little bit that went, I'm gonna good,
but wait when I want to?

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Well done?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Okay, kind of kind of a fluke only got it
off the clue, but yeah, harder than usual.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yeah, one point for clean, but here's another one.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
Ella, say so Joja Cats got it?

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I recognized that I still wouldn't have got it. The
first time Doja Cat has ever been played on a piano.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 7 (32:49):
It?

Speaker 8 (32:49):
Wents quite well though.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Okay, tiebreaker, did you expect us to be here? You did?
You did expect that?

Speaker 4 (32:58):
I thought it could happen. Yeah, Ella, I need smash Mouth?

Speaker 9 (33:08):
What hey rock star smash so close?

Speaker 8 (33:13):
I knew you were going to say that.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
All Star by smash Mouth.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
He got it's.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
A game play.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Hey, now sells dirty that win, but it's a win
all Star, Vinny, I can't believe you backed me for
the win and it's done. You well this afternoon, You've
got fifty KFC chicken dollars.

Speaker 10 (33:40):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
You never doubted me.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
I believe in you all the way.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
You're a believer. You're a Clint Roberts believer.

Speaker 13 (33:51):
Clint, I thought, Clint, I saw you at.

Speaker 15 (33:53):
The rugby game.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Did you Did you come down to the fan zone
before the All Blacks game?

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (33:59):
I got T shirt signed.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
By Scott Barrett. How good? What a great day you
enjoyed that? KFC? Okay sweet.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
As as zed M's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Time for another round of Brook explains. Brook explains.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Brook has become the person I defer to. When I
want to know about something.

Speaker 12 (34:32):
Something, I'll ask you, Yeah, okay fair.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
When I can't be bothered asking chet GPT, I go, hey, Brooke,
can you research this thing for us?

Speaker 12 (34:38):
And I give way more of a realistic, human like
answer than chet.

Speaker 17 (34:42):
GPT I like to think.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
So Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yesterday it was announced that Bad Bunny is going to
be the Super Bowl halftime show at the next one.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
He was far from the favorite.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Taylor Swift was actually the favorite as far as the
bookies were concerned to do the halftime show.

Speaker 17 (34:56):
Adele was whispers as well.

Speaker 12 (34:59):
Really like fake AI images were spreading all over Twitter.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah, yeah, but no they've gone with Bad Bunny. So
today I've got you and to answer a very simple question, Brooke,
Who's Bad Bunny?

Speaker 17 (35:10):
The question on everyone's lip, who is Bad Bunny?

Speaker 12 (35:13):
I first found out about Bunny Bad Bunny when he
featured on this song with Cardi B called I like
it like that?

Speaker 2 (35:27):
That's right?

Speaker 12 (35:27):
Yeah, okay, yeah, And then he dated Kendall Jenner and
then I found out about him again.

Speaker 17 (35:36):
He looks like Devin Brooker in sports terms.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
He I don't know who Devin Brooker is, but he's
Bad Bunny is very handsome.

Speaker 12 (35:44):
He is extremely good looking, tall, dark and handsome Puerto Rican,
Puerto Rican rapper, songwriter. He is one of the biggest streamers.
And I just think maybe don't think he's a big
deal because he's not a big deal here.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
This is a exactly why we're talking about it.

Speaker 12 (36:01):
Yeah, he's not a big artist in New Zealand, surprise, surprise,
So we don't think that he's a big deal. But
he had the biggest global streams on his latest album,
two billion streams on Spotify, making him the first to
do that with an album in history.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
He headlined Coachella last year. Yeah, which you don't get
to do if people don't know who you are. But
a lot of and I know there's people listening to
this right now going, oh my god, how do you
guys not know Bad Bunny? I reckon four out of
five people don't know Bad Bunny yet?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah right, Yeah.

Speaker 17 (36:33):
But I've watched a few of his stage performances.

Speaker 12 (36:36):
He's obviously in some sense filling the boot of Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Oh how do you reckon?

Speaker 12 (36:42):
Because Kendrick Klamar performed at the last halftime show. Yeah,
and he's going to perform at this halftime show, so
you kind of want to up the ante or stay
on that same Oh okay wavelength.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Yeah he's not.

Speaker 12 (36:55):
I can't see him doing the big Shenanigans.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
A lot of people were saying for a Bad Bunny
halftime show, he'll bring out a lot of his collaborators
that he's worked with.

Speaker 12 (37:04):
Oh okay, Cardi B Drake, Travis hopefully not Travis Scott.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
We could yeah, yeah, maybe.

Speaker 17 (37:10):
Dances Puerto Rican dancers.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Does Bad Bunny have any songs in English?

Speaker 12 (37:14):
Yes he does, Yes, Okay, but I'm going to say
ninety he has.

Speaker 17 (37:20):
Like a lot of his earlier songs, right, a couple of.

Speaker 12 (37:23):
English, but like his latest album Full So that's going
to be interesting for the crowd.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yes, the crowd work.

Speaker 17 (37:30):
Is going to have to be really spot on from
Bad Bunny to.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Get back stage.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
And I've always thought it has to be like such
a crowd pleaser, like it has to be like that's
just something for everyone. Yeah, but then Kendrick Lamar last year,
I reckon four out of five football fans probably didn't
know who Kendrick Lamar was before that performance.

Speaker 17 (37:48):
Yeah, so and that got them raped out.

Speaker 12 (37:50):
Yeah right, okay, anything else, Well, I'm surprised with the
pick for Bad Bunny for the political state that America
is in to pick Bad Bunny, But also I feel like, like,
wouldn't they just want a country singer, the American fans
would just want some.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
I don't know, I know, you're so right, You're so
right drumming. That would have been the easy choice. Yeah,
to get Luke holmbs out there exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But so good on the super Bowl for doing something.

Speaker 12 (38:20):
Yeah different, Yeah, good on the Super Bowl and Apple Music.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
And Apple Music.

Speaker 7 (38:24):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Questions Ella, No, I just.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Saw this online.

Speaker 9 (38:28):
Apparently jay Z picks the act.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, he does Super Bowl act, but he still has
to get signed off by the NFL, so they still
have to approve it. Yeah, but jay Z's Rock Nation
produces the halftime show, which is why they had Rihanna.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
It's how they got no Way.

Speaker 4 (38:43):
Yes, so I thought i'd sprinkle that fun fact in.

Speaker 7 (38:45):
But very interesting.

Speaker 17 (38:46):
Is that why he wouldn't have picked Taylor Swift?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
No, jay Z and Taylor Swift, We are right, aren't They's.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Jay Z got against Taylor Swift?

Speaker 12 (38:55):
Ah, nothing nothing, just hate to see another woman doing well.

Speaker 17 (38:59):
You know how it is other than a queen.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Bee jeez shots, that's Brook explains.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Brook explains, Chez ever do to you?

Speaker 12 (39:16):
He hate to see me doing well. I was taking
over queen bees hive.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Bad Bunny. Also Adam Sandler's Caddy and Happy Gilmore too.
Oh yeah yeah, yes, that's probably.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
His most public claim to fame here in New Zealand,
Clint no bree Today, she's off sick, which is a
shame because it's a Tuesday.

Speaker 7 (39:37):
It's a Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Yeah, on Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
As we go searching for a name in a haystack.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
See, we need bree here. We're gonna do it. We
have to do it.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
But I mean, if it goes today and Breeze not here,
I'll feel guilty about it.

Speaker 9 (39:55):
Yeah, we said that last week. Be as we are
when you're away, Clint. We just don't want it to go.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Oh my god, this last week's one.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Well, we're at two thousand, one hundred dollars cash for
this game. And if you've never heard of it, if
you've never heard it, one of our producers comes up
with a name independent of the other producer who comes
up with a business. And if the person with that
name answers the phone when we call that business, that
person is going to instantly win two one hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
You could buy a washing machine with that.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
You could buy a washing machine with that and a fine.
You could buy a washing machine and a dryer with that.
Chickens and some chickens. Okay, who's got the name for
us this week?

Speaker 5 (40:34):
I do today?

Speaker 9 (40:35):
I want to search for a hot sexy bridget.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
Bridget if she's not hot or sixty or she still.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Wins, yeah, she still wins. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
Yeah, we won't ask those questions.

Speaker 8 (40:44):
No, we'll just assume.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, if we get a stinky Bridget. That's also fine. Yeah, Claudia,
where does Bridget work?

Speaker 4 (40:50):
I'm going down to a well, I think quite a
fun location today. We're going to Lanet Castle in Dunedin,
Larnet Castle, net castle even yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
New Zealand's only real castle really yeah, beautiful location. You
can stay there. I do tours of Larnak Castle. Beautiful
grounds at Larnark Castle.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
The King and Queen live in there.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
One yes, no, no, I think lords may have lord
lived there.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I just connicked the phone call.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Okay, we're looking for Bridget and if she answers the
phone at Larnat Castle today, she wins two thy one
hundred dollars. Good luck to all of us, but not
too much luck. I don't want to go well, breeze
away little, but thank.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
You for calling lana Castle. Please hold and we're we're
with you as soon as possible. Do we think that
was Do you think that was the that was the
Lord of the manor the master?

Speaker 11 (41:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
No, he's not answering his own phone. Surely, Good afternoon.

Speaker 17 (41:38):
Welcome to Lanux Castle.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
You're speaking with CJ.

Speaker 10 (41:40):
How can I help?

Speaker 5 (41:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Hi, CJ, It's brit and Clint calling from Zidian radio station.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (41:46):
I'm good, thank you and yourself.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Well, thank you. I hate to be the bearer of
bad news.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
We play this game called Name in a Haystack, and
if your name was Bridget when you answered the phone,
you would have won two one hundred dollars today.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Well that's a shame.

Speaker 7 (42:00):
There's no one that works here.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
That's called Bridgide on the sha I know.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Well, it's better that no one works there because they
still wouldn't have won, even just for working there. So
then I'd have to say that you'd have to tell
Bridge that if she'd pick up the phone, she would
have won. It would have become a whole thing. But anyway,
it wasn't to be. How's Landon Castle today?

Speaker 2 (42:17):
It's great? Thanks?

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yeah, yeah, anything exciting going on? Any exciting guests staying
at the moment?

Speaker 17 (42:23):
No, not today, No, okay.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
We I'll leave you to it. CJ. Thank you for
your time so much. Okay, okay, okay, see, okay, bye.
Oh well there we go.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Not even close, not close, And I think CJ wanted
to wrap us up too.

Speaker 5 (42:36):
So little bit.

Speaker 8 (42:37):
How's the castle?

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Good, it's fine.

Speaker 5 (42:39):
Any guests.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Now she was lovely, but yeah, I've never been to
Lanett Castle.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
Neither does a snow in Duneda, because being in a
snowy castle would be really cool.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
I believe it can snow in Doneda. No, it's too
close to sea level.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
It's not an Aukland once would be supressed.

Speaker 9 (42:58):
I saw that run a real well.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Okay, one naming Hastacks survives another week two and fifty dollars.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Next CDMs Bree and Clint podcast.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
No Bree Today.

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Someone texted them and said, hey, guys, did Bree party
so hard after that broncos win that she's got a
two day hangover. No, but she's hoping to this coming
weekend when we go to Sydney, so stand by. She's
just unwell at the moment, hopefully back with us tomorrow.
I have a neighbor out where we live who has
decided that it's time for them to pick up the bagpipes.

(43:35):
And I'm not anti bagpipes. I want to say that
from the start. I know some people are passionately anti bagpipes,
but I'm not. We're actually deep in watching the TV
show Outlander at the moment, and I mean it's got
us excited about everything Scottish, particularly my wife. But what
I can't tell the difference between is good bagpipes and
bag bagpipes, which might sound slanderous to the bagpipe community,

(43:59):
but I don't know. And that's why we've got a
man who knows bagpipes on the phone.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Ross, Good afternoon.

Speaker 13 (44:06):
Good afternoon.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
How are you doing doing well? Are you a Scotsman?

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Ross? I?

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yes? What part of very much? What part of Scotland
do you hail from?

Speaker 16 (44:15):
So?

Speaker 13 (44:16):
I'm from our small island on the west coast of
Scotland called the Isle of Aaron.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Okay, yeah, indeed it's beautiful. And you do you pipe?
Do you pipe?

Speaker 13 (44:26):
I do, yes, I've been playing the bagpipes. Got pretty
patriotic when Braveheart came out decided to pick up the bagpipes.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
And is there what did it for you? The movie
Bravehart got into the bagpipes.

Speaker 13 (44:39):
That's pretty cool, it was, Yeah, the bagpipes.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Then have you watched Outlander and how true to life
is that show?

Speaker 13 (44:48):
I haven't watched it enough to comment, I would say, yeah,
I guess I've been praaping my bagpipes in center watching.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Fair enough Okay.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
So my neighbors now into the bagpipes, and they started
playing them at eight o'clock at night on Sunday, and
I was like, strange, time seems time to pick up
an instrument like that, because there's no quiet way to
play the bagpipes, is there?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Ross not the bagpipes.

Speaker 13 (45:13):
No, there is a practice chanter which a lot of
people learn the bag papes by playing the practice charter first, okay,
and it usually takes up to you know, it takes
months to learn that first and then onto the bagpipes after.
So it's a good effort to get onto the bag
pipes in the first place. Yeah, yeah, h six months, yeah,

(45:35):
six months of learning.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
So yeah, well, I'm going to play you.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I went out with my phone this afternoon around lunchtime
because the pipes fired up again. And I'll say, Tuesday
at lunchtime perfectly acceptable time to be begging on the pipes.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
But I'm going to play you what I've recorded.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
You're gonna have to listen quite carefully, but you tell
me if this is an experienced piper or if this
someone is someone who has no idea what they're doing. Okay, sure, okay,
this is what this is what I'm getting from my neighbor.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
I love them. The inwards goes, what are we dealing
with the Ross?

Speaker 13 (46:32):
I'd say that's a pretty good air for it. Yeah, definitely, Yeah,
some nice, nice techniques there. And no, they did really well.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
They knew that the bagpipe journey though, because what I'm
saying is, I don't know, I can't really tell the
difference is that someone who's learning the bagpipe?

Speaker 13 (46:49):
I said, it's a bit of in between my last opinion. Yeah, yep,
they've they maybe just decided to pick them up and
I'm going again, or are they yeah? Or they're just
practicing just to get things right. So not really good.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Effort on Where do you get a set of bagpipes from?
If someone listening to this has gone, you know what
I want to do that? I want to be in
the Christmas Pride. I want to be in there with
the band. Where do you even get a set of
pipes from?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Ross?

Speaker 11 (47:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (47:16):
So yeah, if you're wanting to get into the bagpipes.
The Chicago Pipe Band, they're always looking for new recruits. Yeah,
that's a good place to start. And they actually offer
I said, of bagpipes if they're available for you to
borrow until you can actually buy your own. So obviously
a lot of bagpipes they get imported over from Scotland. Yeah,

(47:37):
and there's there's a place in Tamaru that actually sells
the bagpipes as well, and a few others as well
around New Zealand too.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 13 (47:45):
But yeah, so Vercrgo Highland Pipe Band is a is
a good place to start, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Ross our resident bagpipe expert. Thank you very much. I
appreciate your time.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
You're very welcome. Thanks very much, now, Worries Britan Clint,
we ended up they banging.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Next, if you'd like to know the number one song
on the day that you turned sixteen.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
We can do that for you now, clin.

Speaker 13 (48:10):
Birthday.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
We haven't given away those jelly roll tickets are you're
hanging out for those?

Speaker 2 (48:14):
They will go before six o'clock when we play a
jelly roll track.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Right now though, we're going to do a birthday banger,
which is the number one song on the day that
you turned sixteen. And Brad's going to go first. Cure
to Brad's Hi, there has your day been?

Speaker 6 (48:29):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (48:29):
Yeah, pretty good?

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Sunshine? Yeah, beautiful? Okay, this to your birthday? Banger, Brad,
what's your date of birth? Top for the seventh, nineteen ninety.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Okay, Brad, you were sixteen on the tolfh of July
two thousand and six, and on that day this was
the number one song. Lily Allen smiled. She was one

(48:58):
of the biggest stars in the world until thousand and six.
What do you reckon about that for your birthday?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Banger? Oh, it's all right, it's all right.

Speaker 13 (49:05):
We'll wait to see what the others are fair.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
I think what were you hoping for?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
I'm trying to think I was big in two thousand
and six justin Timberlake. Would you have been happy with
justin Timberlake?

Speaker 13 (49:14):
Yeah? Probably better?

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Yeah? Okay, not fair enough. Wait there, Brad.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
We're going to Jesse. Who's going to do their nephew's birthday?

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Banger? Hi, Jesse?

Speaker 10 (49:23):
Oh hello, it's for Madison and it's thirty of the
September two thousand and nine, and he tuned sixteen.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Today today our happy birthday. Did you say medicine?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yes, it is happy birthday, Happy sixteenth birthday, Medicine. You're
sixteen today and the number one song today is Olivia Dean.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
What do you reckon? Guys? It's okay, what were you
hoping for?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
It's got to be something that's big right now? What's
your favorite song?

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Right now?

Speaker 11 (50:05):
I so like Justin Bieber.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Justin Bieber would have been good big belieba me too.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Okay, wait, wait there, Jesse, you're a nice auntie for
doing that for medicine. We're going to do Ashley's birthday
banger last high ash Hi, has your day been.

Speaker 11 (50:24):
Not bearing yourself?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Pretty good?

Speaker 14 (50:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Going, well, you're the last birthday banger of the day.
What's your day of birth then?

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Nineteen ninety two?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Okay, Ashley, you were sixteen and two thousand and eight
and on your sixteenth birthday, this was the biggest song.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Kings of Leon six on fire? What are you recking?
Banger back then?

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Still a great drinking song, it's a great driving song.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
It's a great wedding song.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Okay, wait there, we're going to decide between Lily Allen,
Kings of Leon and Olivia Dean. I might bringing you
a help today, Claudia and I will caveat this by
saying we're gonna play that Olivia Dean song in like
ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
Great point, So I do love that song though.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
And we can dedicate that to medicine when that happens.
That's easy enough to do. So really, Kings of Leon
or Lily Allen.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
I feel like it's Kings of Leon for me.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Ash well done. You're the window of birthday banger Today Bang.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Reportedly a song about Sti's is CDs. What are you
supposed to call them these days? Bernie downstairs, you know
what I mean. It's also Ash's birthday banger from two
thousand and eight s in Him Banklin, King of Leon,

(52:00):
On Zimbri and Clint. That is the winner of birthday
Banger for Ashley. It was number one on the fourth
of November two thousand and eight.

Speaker 12 (52:09):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
This next story is about what This next story is
about wine, which is completely coincidental. There are three types
of stories that will always make this show. Stories where
they say that chocolate is good for you. Stories about
planes and boats. Oh four okay, yeah, anything to do
with pains and boats will always make the show. Spaces Yeah, yeah,

(52:34):
you're quite hot on fresh news for a while. Okay,
there's a low bar for content on this show. Okay,
we'll pretty much talk about anything.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
I like.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
The stories about how much alcohol is good for you,
but I generally like it. When they're like you should
have two glasses of wine a night, I'm like, yeah,
I should. I deserve and if it's good for my heart,
so be it. Well that's a bonus. This is not
one of those stories. And this is going to be
a tough lesson for wine drinkers, to be honest, but
you know, take it with a pinch of salt and

(53:01):
a glass of wine.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Doctor Anya Topi Wala crushed it nice. I haven't even
been drinking.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Studies the effects of alcohol on the brain, specifically, not
your whole body, not your liver, not your Yeah.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Who kids about that part? Given you liver, where am
I going to getting your brain?

Speaker 1 (53:21):
She studies alcohol's effects on the brain at Oxford University,
so she's reliable. You'd argue, Yeah, what do we learn
from COVID trust experts or something that believes scientists go.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
On a walk? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (53:36):
Ye, spread your.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Legs and don't talk to your conspiracy cousin. Okay, I'm
going to hit you with three facts are going to
shock you about wine. I'm ready from this person.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Anya. First of all, how much wine do you drink?

Speaker 8 (53:50):
I'm not much of a wine drinker.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Yeah, every now and then, every now and then. How
much wine a week do you drink a glass?

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Okay? Ella, how much wine are you drinking?

Speaker 7 (54:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (54:01):
Only if it's an event or offered it?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Okay, but I like it. Three glasses of wine. According
to doctor Anya, three glasses of wine per week starts
to shrink your brain.

Speaker 7 (54:12):
What shrink it?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Shrink it?

Speaker 8 (54:16):
Mine's already quite small.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Six glasses of wine per week, that's just per week.
That's not even a glass of night. Iron begins to
accumulate in your brain. And that's not a good thing.
What It's not like we need iron in our bodies.
You don't want iron in your brain.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
This is bad news, man.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Twelve glasses of wine a week, which I would put
at the upper end too.

Speaker 8 (54:39):
How big is a glass?

Speaker 4 (54:41):
And fifty milis Yeah, as we're doing r s A Paul,
five glasses in a bottle?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
You know what a glass is. Twelve glasses of wine
a week. You are at risk of long term brain damage?
Oh my god, dementia.

Speaker 8 (54:52):
Oh yeah, that's not good news.

Speaker 6 (54:55):
I know.

Speaker 8 (54:56):
Make the cut?

Speaker 2 (54:57):
How did this make the show's terrible?

Speaker 7 (55:00):
No?

Speaker 6 (55:00):
Neither am I I might not do lots of wine
glasses throughout the week.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Yeah, but when I do have it at.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
An event, you have it all at once.

Speaker 6 (55:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Yeah, We're not doing twelve a week.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
We're doing twelve at night, once a fortnight exactly, which
she said is worse. By the way, she said, the
binging and then the withdrawal that your body goes through
is actually worse for you than like a slow and steady, sustained.

Speaker 8 (55:26):
All wines or just red pink.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
It's all alcohol. She's just singled out wine.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
I'm not inviting her.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Sorry, I'm not inviting her to No, no.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
No, what a buzz anyway, I'm just bringing you the
news again.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
I'm not telling you what to do.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
I'm just bringing you the news from doctor Anya from
the Oxford University who says your brain is shrinking from
just three glasses of wine a week. The z M
podcast networks strange request from our producer Alla today, but
she wanted us to help settle an argument around what
cutlery you use with which meal because you and your

(56:02):
husband can't agree.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
No, and every night I'm so shocked because he cooks
and cutlery out and I have to gamble what he
like always wrong.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
I'm going to make a prediction here and say that
he is going to be the outliner.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
Meto, meto, I reckon. The man who cooks the food
knows what it should be eaten with. But we'll give
you the benefit of the doubt.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
You give us the meal, Ella and Claudia, and I
will tell you what cutlery we believe is the correct
cutlery to use with that meal.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Okay, I'm going just pasta.

Speaker 4 (56:37):
What kind of pasta, pinnat It.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Doesn't matter what kind of pasta. Tell me a type
of pasta that doesn't require a fork? Good man, fork,
good woman?

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Wait, what does he think it should be eaten with?

Speaker 5 (56:50):
I believe he's a spoon man with a spaghetti.

Speaker 8 (56:54):
I'm gonna I can't think of theaster.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
That needs a spoon, tiny Macon, obvious. You can eat
pasta with a spoon if you must.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
But there'll be Italian nonas rolling in their graves the
idea of it. Okay, maybe we were wrong, Claudia. Maybe okay,
give us another one, Give us another one. Curry carry okay,
fork spoon fork.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Girl to Clint, because you can't get all the sauces
and stuff with you.

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Rice is there.

Speaker 8 (57:26):
Either either?

Speaker 4 (57:27):
But spoon he's a spoon man too.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I think that's wrong.

Speaker 9 (57:32):
All right, we're going out for takeaways.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
I think it's lazy, Claudia, I don't hear you. Yeah, okay,
you're going over a takeaways?

Speaker 9 (57:39):
Yes, and we're going to get tie we come home.
It's pad thaie.

Speaker 7 (57:43):
What are you using?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Chopsticks?

Speaker 8 (57:45):
Chopsticks or a fork?

Speaker 5 (57:46):
Fork or chopsticks? Correct?

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Not a spoon. I'm just trying to just trying to
be fancy.

Speaker 7 (57:50):
With I use my fingers.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
You can't spoon up pad it's too sticky.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Good man too, now, I believe he'd probably lean towards
a spoon of.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
Does that work?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Are you living with a baby?

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Spoons have plastic handle? And do they clip into his plate?

Speaker 4 (58:10):
How do you know?

Speaker 6 (58:11):
Okay, last one and then you guys can spit some
dinner ideas to me as well.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
What are you going to do with mac and cheese?

Speaker 7 (58:18):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Fork for thank you?

Speaker 8 (58:23):
Is he a spoon man on a mac and cheese?

Speaker 7 (58:25):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Because he likes to scoop?

Speaker 2 (58:27):
No, this is a baby. I can't believe doubted you.
I'm so sorry you.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Does any other dinners come like a lot of.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Start the conversation. I've just checked GPT. What is the
correct utensil to eat carry with? It says it depends
on the type of carry but in the cultural context.
But here's the general rule. Indian carries traditionally eat him
with your right hand with the bread. If using a utensil,
spooners preferred. Tie carries typically eating with a spoon and fork.

(59:05):
Japanese carries carries, yes, spoon, no, I like stabbing. The
Asian or Indonesian carries fork or fork and spoon. So
here it says, if in doubt, spoon is almost always
correct for carrying. Would combo for Southeast Asian carries and

(59:27):
your right hand if your eating in a traditional Indian style?

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Oh my god, am I corrected? And I called you lazy?

Speaker 8 (59:35):
For you how do you?

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I mean I won't apologize.

Speaker 6 (59:38):
Would we wouldn't expect that. Buzzy yeah, buzzy man. All right,
I'll tell Ryan no, no.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
No, no, don't tell Ryan anything. Don't concede defeat.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Just keep going, just quietly changed to the spoon. I
don't don't and he'll go, Oh, someone's come around.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
You get shut up. Zadium's brim clent On Inser, Facebook,
TikTok

Speaker 7 (01:00:03):
And live weekdays from three on zim