ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 2nd October 2025

• Hollywood level meet-cutes. 
• Bree's had another doozy while getting a spray tan. 
• Guy Williams in studio! 
• The weirdest dog toy you'll ever hear about. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
DDMS Bri and Clint Podcast play zidims Brian Clint, Cidims
Brien Clint. She's to HBO Max available on Neon. Sign
up now at Neon tv dot coto in zs bri Eland.
Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the bri and Clint Show.
The day before we fly out to Sydney for the

(00:22):
NRL Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Lucky ass, I.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Feel so lucky, like we're going with the boys trip.
If you haven't got around the boys trip yet, Like
it is a gem pat weekend for.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
You and I may. It's coming twenty eight degrees in
Sydney on Sunday.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
That is perfect NRL Grand Final weather.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's a perfect beer drinking weather, is it?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Like when it's that weather, as soon as that beer
hits your.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Lips, you're like we on Mama Dies predicting a golden
point when for the Broncos in the NRL Grand Final.
So we'll see imagine that. Imagine if she's pick that.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
That would be the ultimate dream though, Like you've never
been to an NRL Grand Final.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
I've never been. My one of my teams is in at.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
The Broncos and imagine if it goes down to a
golden point.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
It couldn't get better than that. Like, that's what you.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Dream of as a spectator, you dream of those moments.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Well, thanks to Boys Trip Dot codo in Z for
hosting us and our winners on this trip, and thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
To jet Star for getting us over there. It's going
to be magic.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Next on the show, we're going to play Trady Verse Lady,
where if you missed it, the Trads have finally taken
the lead. They're up on the ladies for the first
time in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
But can they maintain it or is it just a blip?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
The trade's on top? Can the ladies turn it around?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
Eight hundred dials zz M fifty bucks up for grabs
thanks to KFC play Z, Briankland.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Sure Neo and Misindependent. On which one of his four
wives do you reckon? Miss Independent? Is flu flu Magoo?
You but watched which order? Surely the fourth one? The
fourth The fourth one is always the most independent, right, Yeah,
the four.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Wives, that's the general rule.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
For themselves, because he's occupied with the first three wives.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
So the fourth one, well.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Normally the first one gets forgotten about my personal experience.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
The first one, Yeah, first wife.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, yeah, right, you know, whereas the last one is
the new shiny Which in which order would you like
to have married Neo?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
First, second, third, or fourth? All current? All current wives?
By the way, do I have a choice? No?

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Oh, I was going to say none at all.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Yeah, No, that wasn't an option.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
It's treaty versus leading. He's had to change the lyrics,
miss independent.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
That's why I love them, them them equally.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
There's is trading verse lady with a scores at eighty
one eighty to the trading's for the first time in
twenty twenty five, so here to try and reclaim the
ladies lead, or at least bring them back level as
our lady from west Auckland. She's fifty three and she
has a flock of children. Is that the collective noun
for children? And welcome to the show? Rochelle, Hi, Rochelle.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I think he's misterad it. I think it's says chickens
a flock of chicken. Oh do you said children? I
have three children?

Speaker 6 (03:29):
Is that a flop?

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, it's a flop flop yeah. Yeah. And Neo's got
four wives. He's willing, Yeah, he's winning a flock of wives.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
You're taking our trading from crash it. He's thirty seven
and he loves the Warriors. Welcome to the show, Ryan
yet a Ryan, Hi, how are you doing very well?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Thanks?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Are you jealous that we get to go to the
NRL Grand Final this weekend?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Not really because the Warriors aren't.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
There'd have been amazing games though, regardless.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
That's wand to be incredible.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Can I ask you, Ryan, Warriors fan? Do I still
wear my Warriors jersey to the Grand Final?

Speaker 4 (04:05):
I said the same thing. I reckon there'll be heaps
of Warriors jerseys there.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Okay, all right, Ryan, your buzzes, Trady, Rachelle, yours lady,
and the first of three correct answers gets that fifty
dollars cash from KFC.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Don't tell your chickens, Rochelle. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Question number one, which artist has pulled has had to
pull out of performing at the NRL?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yes, Ryan, Tity Swim does have to pull out. It
is Teddy Swims.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
No word yet on who will replace him to perform.
I've heard rumors though, Dave dobbyin Nice that would be yeah,
very nice off in Sydney, it would be Question number two,
vodka is typically made from which vegetable? Lady, Yes, Michelle,
potato potatoes well done?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Where one apiece in this game?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Question number three buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Ryan Lord Lord, Lord Lord, green Light Lord.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Two to the trades, one to the ladies. Question number four,
what is the colloquial term for a rotating tray often
placed on a table to aid?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yes, Ryan, Lazy gets it.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Isn't she unlucky? Rochelle?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Ryan too good today?

Speaker 7 (05:36):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Oh nice redemption around Rochelle. You can come back and
redeem yourself at some point.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Very good, Thanks everybody. Lazy Susan, that's Neo's third wife.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I thought that was his ex wife. He's like, you know,
you got to do something. I've got three others.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Look at its independent over there. Yeah, she is doing
her own thing, she her own food. You're just lying
around on the table.

Speaker 8 (06:10):
Lazy Susan TDMS Bree and Clinton Podcast.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
We all dream, I think, well, especially girls, We all
dream of having that Hollywood meet cute.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Moment when we meet our partner. But not really real
life is it now. Usually you just end up getting
together with some go you know from school.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, or you meet on a dating app.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, well you went home one night from a bar
and then you just like kept hanging out for ages
and then there's like, gosh, I guess we should get married.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, and then you did and now you have three
wonderful children. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
It's a bit different to how Hollywood portrays it.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Can't make a movie about that, no, or is it?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
I have a story. When I read this story, I
was like, oh my god, that is my absolute dream
meet cute Hollywood scenario. So the story is about this
couple who first met back in April of twenty twenty
two when they had a chance meeting on a flight
from LA to London. So they were both on this

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flight LA to London. She was sat in the window seat,
I believe, and he was sat in the aisle seat
with a seat in between them.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
At some point during the flight, because I think it'd
be probably like an eight hour flight ish, she or
he one of them exchanges a note to each other
and they start talking. Anyway, They talk the whole flight
and essentially exchange numbers.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Weeks later, she decides.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
And they were talking, they didn't stop talking the whole time.
Weeks later, she books a trip to London to see
him again because I believe he's from London, she's from
LA And then their long distance love story begins. Wow,
two years later they get engaged and now a couple

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of weeks ago they got married.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
There you go, and they met on a flight from
opposite sides of the world. And he's from London, she's
from LA. Like it's Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
It does kind of sound like the plotline to an
m A Stone, doesn't I'd watch that La Land.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
I would literally eat it up.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
I'd be like, see, I told her this stuff could happen.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I wonder what.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I wonder what the icebreaker was, you know, what was
the thing that he or she used to spark conversation
and when they reflect back on their life when they're
in their rocking chairs and the rest home. If I
didn't offer you one of my salty nuts on that flight.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
We would never have had the life that we've had.
You know, do you want to be cute couple too?
I mean the audience can't see it.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Oh they're hot, Yeah, they're Hollywood hot. Yet look they've
been given jackets by the airline.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
I think the airline found out the story.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, and the airlines like, wait,
this is a great meat cute and they're hot.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Give them in deal. You give them free flights. Surely,
you give them free flights.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Good looking people just get everything.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
What did you call it? Pretty privilege? Yeah, pretty privilege.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
You know if I that's never happened to me where
I've been sat next to a good looking person, where they've.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Been like, oh, excuse me, ma'amy. You single.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
The only thing they're asking me is they're like, hey,
excuse me, ma'am, can you put your shoes backled?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
We want to know if you have a Hollywood level
meat cute in your relationship. Is the way that you
and your partner met each other or got together so
good that they could make a movie about it.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeah, it's just Hollywood plot level.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Oh eight hundred dials it in. Or you can if
you can summarize it for us, you can text your
meat cute to nine six nine sets.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
He's gonna.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I feel my jealousy already bubbling.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Well, even if it didn't work out, you know, yeah,
even if it didn't work out.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
But you dated and you had that Hollywood meet cute.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Maybe maybe your Hollywood meet cute moment is about the
one that got away.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
You never know.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Have you seen the Hollywood movies, It couldn't.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Come back around.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
We're looking for Hollywood level meet cutes like that could
end up being in a Julia Roberts film.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
The ones that are so good. Every time you have
drinks your friends, like, tell the story about how you
guys got together, Go and tell everyone. Yeah, David hasn't
heard the story.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
About the story.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's a good story, so cute, and everyone lessens and
at the end everyone's like, oh my god, I want
that for me. Julian's here, Oh one's here, I won?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I won?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Hi, good, thanks one. Do you have a Hollywood meet
cute story?

Speaker 9 (10:55):
I will think so hopefully. So in twenty nineteen, I
was working as a person on cruises.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Okay, this is a good, good start to a rom com.

Speaker 9 (11:07):
I met my wife, so my myke callin me and
my carbin mate at the time he worked with my
now wife in the class contract. So I knew that
she was coming. I haven't met her at all, and
I just basically just called it from her, like I
knew that she was gonna be mine, and like I
met her the next day and it was an instant clique.

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We were we were dating a week after and now
think almost seven years ago, we are married with two kids,
living in New Zealand. I'm from Columbia, she's from Palmy.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
You from Columbia and north exactly.

Speaker 9 (11:47):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I feel like she's done very well for herself. Can
you imagine when she got back to Palming and she's like,
he's one. My Columbian boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Has given me a man from Columbia until you got there. One.
You you're the first one. Oh really?

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:05):
It's a big community of Colombians and Latin Americans here.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
In the yard. As I was just joking.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
At some point, did you do a personal training session
with her on the boat straps? Did you do like
some exercise with her?

Speaker 9 (12:20):
Actually, yeah, we did. Then we just covered that we
were pregnant because she was not feeling well. So that
was one of the main reasons. Also, why did I
move to New Zealand because it was the best?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Are you charging for the personal training sessions? One?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Because it's not enough, it's very good. I were talking
about Hollywood level meet cutes. Kelsey, what was yours?

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Hello, Well, I meet my now husband festival. We were
patting the night away. I had already had a few drinks,
so I don't really remember much of the first catch up.
Wrote up the next day, turned around on the bed
to say hello, and his first words were no English.

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What Yeah? So I was like, oh my god, what
have I put myself in. We were like.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
A hell of a knife kelsey.

Speaker 6 (13:17):
Yeah, I had a good knifeblad sounds of it. We
were talking through translator and then my number, so we
were like.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
What language does what language? Does he speak?

Speaker 6 (13:27):
Slovakian?

Speaker 10 (13:28):
Okay, not even an easy language.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
No, no, yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:32):
And then in three months he learned English. And then
two months later I was pregnant, and then ten years
later we've now got kids and married.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Oh my god, that is wild.

Speaker 3 (13:45):
Wait so you guys connected purely through vibes obviously, not
through conversation.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
Yeah. My dad to tell me when I went to Europe,
I wasn't allowed to day a foreigner or get pregnant.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
So so you did both.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Yeah, but technically you weren't overseas.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
You were here.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
No, I was overseas.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
This was overseas.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
He woke up next to a guy and his first
words were not English.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Terrified. He's like, who is this woman? Thomas is here?
H Thomas, Thomas, Hey you guys, how are you going good? Thanks?
What's your Hollywood level meet cute story? Thomas? Well, I was.

Speaker 11 (14:28):
I was a cheesemonger in christ Church in like twenty thirteen,
and I got made redundant.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Wait, Thomas, can you explain just quickly what a cheese
manga is a manga?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
What is it?

Speaker 11 (14:41):
I basically worked at like a like a fine wine place,
selling people cheeses to go with their wine.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
That's pretty cool. I'd like that cheese. A classic cheesemonger,
bre classic cheese manger. Is there a fishmonger?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yes, there is a fresh one, not a cheese munger.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
They don't work together, No, different, both stinky jobs, different
stink things. Right, So you're working as anyway, Thomas, the cheesemonger.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
You mate, you're working in christ Church. You know I was.

Speaker 11 (15:08):
I was not good, and so I got a redundant
And then I thought, well, before I before I leave
christ Church, I have never seen gray Mouth, and so
I got like a train, you know, you know, the
trans Alpine.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Yeah, I thought.

Speaker 11 (15:23):
That, and then I was sitting next to this beautiful woman.
And she she like I was getting all the snacks.
I was getting, like the kup of the ice cream
and the and and and she didn't have anything.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
And so I started to share with her smart and
we got to.

Speaker 11 (15:40):
Talking about where she was from and like what we liked,
and we started comparing movies and and then we watched
them like half of.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
A movie together. And this movie, do you remember what movie?

Speaker 12 (15:51):
It was?

Speaker 11 (15:52):
Leonardo DiCaprio's catch me if you can film film.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
I thought you were going to say it was fifty.
Have you heard of fifty?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
It's great, she said.

Speaker 11 (16:02):
To Greymouth, the kind of train finish. And she didn't
have anywhere that she was staying in Graymouth. She was
just going to go, like find somewhere. And so she
came and stayed with me and my auntie and then.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
We come over.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
That story was so good. Did you come and stay
with me my auntie?

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Hey, that's perfectly New Zealand, Hollywood.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Meet you. We've had and I love it.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Tell me you're married with kids now, Thomas. The relationship
has endured.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
We are married. We don't have a kid yet.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Kid.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
That's beautiful. That's beautiful, Thomas.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I can see who who's going to play you in
the film, because I think you need to start thinking
about that.

Speaker 11 (16:43):
I'm thinking it's probably a Timothy Shall of me.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Hey, thank god you were a ship cheesemonger, Otherwise you
never would have met this wonderful woman.

Speaker 11 (16:53):
You know, if you guys ever needed a cheer to
go with a wine, don't ask me.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Exactly, Banklin, watch by the Katsu Ball at KFC.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
It's here for a good time, not a long time.
The Tea Live from LA with Dee McCarney.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Dean, I've not briefed pre on this story yet, but
there is hot new Spice Girls reunion rumors, isn't there?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
What's going on? Dean?

Speaker 10 (17:16):
I love that you haven't briefed there.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
I was so excited to talk about this.

Speaker 10 (17:19):
Okay, let me just set this scene.

Speaker 11 (17:20):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (17:21):
Victoria Beckham was at the Oasis right to her like
like the Oasis concert. She posts a photo on Instagram
that says tempting. Then she tagged Jerry, Melthy, Emma and
Melsie and so she I know, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Victoria Beckham doesn't do this stuff. She likes to pretend
that they don't exist.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Most of the.

Speaker 10 (17:44):
Time that's right and what okay, and not to try
to ge everyone excited, but I'm going to get everyone excited.
I just think that it's very unlike her to play
in that realm. It's not really her comedy. I just
feel like, is this is this the teaser?

Speaker 4 (17:59):
I just actually, I just don't think Victoria Beckham, knowing
the landscape and how bad people want that and how
long people have asked for that, she she wouldn't be
baiting the audience.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
You know, here's stuff like that. Here's where I think
it goes even deeper. Her Netflix series is just about
to come out. She's got a David Beckham style doco
coming out on herself. So these things don't happen in
a vacuum, do they, Dean. Victoria Beckham doesn't put out
a doco about herself unless there's a whole thing that
is happening that it ties into and it's promotion for
this other thing. So could the thing Dean be a

(18:35):
Spice Gills reunion tour featuring all five Spice skills.

Speaker 10 (18:41):
See, I can't imagine it being my personal thing is
I can't imagine them going on tour. I can't imagine
Victoria like trading around the world. It's almost like one
performance or something major. I don't know, but I can
see the bother of them. She doesn't just throw something
out there and throw that out there like the whole
world watching is on hat press everywhere around the world.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Something's happening.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
I can feel it in my Spice skirl water.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Are they too big to do a Vegas residency? Dean um?

Speaker 10 (19:13):
I think they'd be great. I don't think Victoria would.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
All the others, but they could do five nights at
Wimbley or something, right.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
They that would be amazing. Yeah, we'll watch this space
thing like that.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
That's the tea on a potential five way Spice Girls
reunion from our Hollywood correspondent Dan McCarthy Podcastree.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Have you ever heard of a baby name consultant?

Speaker 4 (19:36):
I've never heard of that before.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
A baby name consultant. That's what Taylor Humphrey does. She's
got sixty nine thousand followers on TikTok because people pay
her up to fifty thousand dollars to come up with
a baby name for them.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, people that have too much money.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Absolutely, no one in their right mind is paying this woman.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
What makes her qualified. We'll have a listen. This is
how she says she does it.

Speaker 13 (20:02):
Parents come to me. And sometimes there are conflicts when
it comes to choosing a name. Sometimes the name that
you've loved since high school, your partner vetos. Sometimes there
are established naming traditions in a family that one parent
is ready to break. It's really nice to have an

(20:24):
unbiased professional who has expertise in this very thing that
you are struggling with.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
What's her expertise.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I've figured it out. I've just listened to that. I've
figured out how it works. So you and me get married.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
We're having a fight over what to name the kids.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I say, we need to give the child my family
name Ason, and I say, and you say, absolutely not
and I say, no, it's a family name. And you go, well,
let's go to the baby name consultant.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
As we are, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
My dad's real name, by the way, And I say,
let's go to the family name consultant.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
And then she's the bad guy, and then she and
then she comes in and says.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, yeah, she goes the baby would be much better
off if you called.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
It anything else.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Sorry, dad, Here's how the pricing structure works. Okay, it's
not fifty thousand dollars flat out. If you just want
an email with some personalized baby name recommendations, that'll be
two hundred dollars ushrout, four hundred bucks. I mean chet
GPT could give that to you, but she'll do it
for you for two hundred bucks. There's a VIP treatment service,

(21:31):
which it doesn't say what that entails at all. That's
ten thousand US.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Ten Wait, so we've gone from two hundred US and
we've jumped up to ten thousand.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
But the Ultimate Baby Naming Service, which can last several months,
so either get to her in the first or second
trimester or be prepared for your baby to be nameless
for a while. It also includes support from professional genealogists
and brand managers.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
That's right, brand my god.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
They require frequent video consultation with you, and that will
set you back thirty thousand US dollars or nearly fifty
thousand New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
These pyramid schemes are really getting elaborate these days, aren't they.
That's out the gates.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Aren't they.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
And look, we don't want to see a girl boss
lose her market, but I feel like we could do
that for free.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
We could literally give that out for free right here,
right now.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I feel like you and I have got enough experience
in the name game. We talk to more people on
this radio show than any normal person does in a day.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
We get a vibe for the landscape.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
We know names, We know names. We're always naming things, yep, yeah,
aren't we?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, all the time. We're always naming things Like what.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Was that new name that you gave to that new
person that started at work?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Oh, Curly heedfwork. Yeah that was just for us. But yeah, yeah,
that was a name, and we came straight off the
top of the dome.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
You don't You just feel the vibe. So that's that's
what we're offering this afternoon.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Are you pregnant and do you want bri and I
to come up with a name for that baby? Doesn't
have to be a person. Have you got a puppy
that doesn't have a name yet and would you like
brion I to come up with a name for it?
Or do you have a new car that doesn't have
a name? Would your car be bitter if it had
a name to go by? You know, it doesn't matter
what it is, And.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Just specify we are not charging a scent.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
No, no, no, it's free. It is completely free. The free service. Yeah,
if you sign up to.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Our program, that'll set you back just nine to ninety
nine for three months. It's free for the first six
days and then your credit card will be charged forever.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
No, no, no, no, no. Tell us what you want
us to name. It can be anything. Yep, person, animal,
inanimate object. Oh, eight hundred dials it in. We'll ask
you a few questions about the item and then we'll
come up with the name.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
It's as easy is then feel the vibe. We'll give
you a couple of options, all for free.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
The z M Podcast Networks we thought get in the market.
Let's launch Brion Clint free naming service. Will you tell
us the thing and we give it a name. The
first person here to play is Courtney Cure.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Courtney, My Courtney. What are we naming this afternoon? Courtney
naming car? Your new car? New car?

Speaker 4 (24:22):
What color it is?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
A dark grayness? Okay? What tita X trail?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Okay, dark it's an X trail.

Speaker 6 (24:36):
Like three dogs in the back family car of dogs.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Not Maybe.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
I'm just I'm going off pure vibes and just going
what comes to me, I'm getting.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Sensing the name Satius, Stius, the dark grayness, sick statty,
you know what I mean? Yeah? Like that Setti the
wagon wagon? How about that?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
I like that Stady the wagon wagon because it's full
of dogs.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Done done, Let's go, don't don't deal. Thanks, Courtney, appreciate.
We'll pass you to our producers to take payment. What
Jacquelin's here? Hi, Jackline, Hi Jacqueline.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
Oh hey guys, we're good.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
What are we naming this afternoon? Jackline? The first time?

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Call it?

Speaker 1 (25:25):
By the way, branding, Welcome to the show. Great to
have you here, Great to have you here. Thanks, But
we've got a carter named Jacqueline.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Yes, not extrail, what.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Min whiteness and ex trails?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
What is yours?

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Primarily used for transporting kids, transporting freight?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
It's kids, kids kids? Okay, are you married?

Speaker 8 (26:00):
Basically?

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, basically I was going to say, if you were divorced,
there's something in there with the X and the X trail.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Oh, this is hard naming the same thing back to me.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're panicking, Jacqueline.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
We're panicking.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
This is why this is why she charged so much money.
Does have a skill is it fast. The car is
it fast?

Speaker 4 (26:30):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Yeah, you put your foot down, it goes. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
This is just an ad for ex trails at this point.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
White lightning. Oh my god, that sucks so oh, that
sucks so bad. Sorry, Jecqueline, we're going to put you
on hold. J there, We're going to try and pull
this thing back. There's some options that have come through
from the text machine. Someone who wants their robot vacuum
cleaner name. Okay, I've always wanted a robot vacuum cleaner
and I wanted to name it Dustin Bieber.

Speaker 2 (26:58):
Dustin Bieber is good.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
Yeah, robot vacuums is.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Susan for some reason. Susan. Yes, Susan sucks lazy because
they kind of look like a lazy Susan. Sir sucks
a lot. Jessica's here, Hi, Jessica, Hi Jessica.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
This could be our hardest challenge it because you want
us to name a real life baby.

Speaker 12 (27:20):
What Yeah, so twenty four weeks for the boy.

Speaker 10 (27:23):
I thought it was going to be a girl name.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Okay, let's run through. Let's run through some unique names.
Jess do you want a unique name? I feel like
you do.

Speaker 11 (27:33):
Like we've already gone to Jackson, So I'm kind of
like something you need a Michael.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
What about Onyx? What about Onyx like the Pokemon? Yeah?
What about Lucian Orion?

Speaker 10 (27:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Dorian?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Why it's like a Watson but oh yeah, okay, okay,
I've got it.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
What about after one of my all time favorite actors,
just based on the acting, not the looks at all, Idris?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Oh is the baby black?

Speaker 12 (28:11):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Am bros?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (28:14):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
What's your name, Jessica? What's your partner's name? What's the
dad's name?

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Had Jessica, if you were having twins, you could have
named them Fauna and Fauna.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
But you're not, so that's a waste.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
You could know it Jayden, which is a mix between
Jessica and Jaden.

Speaker 12 (28:31):
I thought about that. They're not thinking of an h
It's just so difficult.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
What about what about Tarquin, tuck One or Zephyr?

Speaker 12 (28:43):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
You know, no idea is a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Okay, well we've given you plenty of ideas there, I feel, Jessica,
is it You're.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
Gonna could be one in there potentially? Okay, fifty grand thank.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
You so much, jess If that doesn't work out, just
go with your standard Damian.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
You can't go wrong. No, you can't.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Jesus, naming service is harder than we thought. We've still
got Jacqueline with the whiteness and X trail on the phone.
Are you still there, Jacqueline here?

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Yeah, Jacqueline.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
What about Casper? We go why white? X trail? Casper
was white.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Someone's just ticking and we're not above outsourcing these names.
What if you name the X trail snail trail, party
snail Trail.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
I've gone a Jacqueline. What about the spermobile?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Why the spermobile? Obvious reasons?

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Why why Sperminadererminador's going to make money out of this?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
We're going to make then we stick to our day jobs.
You're not going to make money.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Sorry, I'm just going to take the sperm and a
the down to pick the kids up.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Said guys, No idea is a bad idea, But this
segment is a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
How someone stole the sperminator.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Sperminator was used in a ram, went straight through the front.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Door, gotta fill up the sperminator in the middle of
the shop. Maybe she does have a skill. Maybe it's
harder than Maybe we need to reefing this.

Speaker 8 (30:32):
It's Dade Aims bringing Clint podcast.

Speaker 12 (30:36):
Once upon a time there was a girl.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic, not really but picking
a movie title based on just the plot line that
she can do, re and clinse. What's the plot.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
Our movie Kissing Game where last week Breave finally by
the skin of her teeth, got jack pot up to
one that thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
God, have felt good.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
It's been years.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
It has been years since we've been here, and now
it can go and won't be upset. It could have
gone at any time, but now you'd be okay with
it going right.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, I'd be fine with it going at any time now.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
But I'm also not going to just give it away.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Lana, you have a shot at one thousand dollars this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
Hi Lana, Hi, Hello, thank you.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
What would you do with a thousand bucks?

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Well, I did promise my son that a fine one
I would get some baby so I guess I'd go
to Tamar and get some babyes.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Hell. Yeah, a thousand dollars worth of bay blades sick.
The best mom ever got a thousand bucks with the
bay blades lock it in, let it up.

Speaker 6 (31:43):
I know, I reckon I would get a lifetime of
house cleaning done if.

Speaker 7 (31:46):
I did that.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Hell yes, if you say that, But you wouldn't. He'd
just go for those bay blads.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yeah, yeah, you drip feet the bay blades.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Okay, Lana today, because we're at one thousand dollars, the
rates are high in the studio, twenty weeks of wins
for bree so today.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
These are all thriller movies.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
These are the total thrillers according to IMDb. Is that
a genre that you're into, Lana, Yes.

Speaker 6 (32:15):
I'llthought, be honest, it's been a while since I've watched one.
Yeah not hopefully.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
They're kind of older thrillers, not.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
My forte e the Lana, so this should be prey
fair play.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
None of them are brand new, okay, and they're all
fairly mainstream, so best of luck to both you. I'm
going to read these plotlines out you buzz in with
your name as soon as you think you know what
it is. Don't wait for me to finish at a
Kaylana cool, Here we go. Movie plot line number one.
A former writer and his glamorous wife present a portrait
of a blissful marriage to the public.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
But when she goes missing on the couples.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Bree Gorne girl, Gorn girl, Gorn gorn girl?

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Is she gorn girl? That's the queen Land version. And
that's correct?

Speaker 13 (33:01):
Is that.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
I was lucky Lana? From me, I was just that
I know you were right there.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
We would have accepted gone girl as well. Lana, what
did I say? Gongirl getting ready to go back to
Australia this week and she's slipping back into old habits.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Gone gone, Gone girl, Gone girl.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Okay, one point, Brie, Lana, you're still in this for
the thousand dollars Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Movie number two. A thief has a rare ability.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
His skill has made him a hot commodity in the
world of corporate espionage, but has also cost him everything
he loves. He is able to enter people's dreams and
steal their secrets from their subconsciousness.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Oh, inception, inception. I don't know if inception is a thriller?
Is correct?

Speaker 10 (34:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Sorry, sorry, Lana, that's right.

Speaker 9 (34:09):
I was lost on that one.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Hey, for you and your son, we've got fifty kc
chicken dollars as a consolation.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Oh that'll be happy.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Thank you, Go and get some dinner on us. Thanks
for playing. What's the Plotlano?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Thanks Lano.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Okay, well there you go. We're back next week for
one fifty dollars.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Hey, I'm happy to still be here. Yeah. How high
could it go by the end of the year?

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
What is the max number? How many more weeks of this?
Do you reckon? We've got?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Ummm, so there's we're a start of October eight, ten weeks.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
It's five hundred, so could get to fifteen hundred bucks?
Oh yeah, yeah, sixteen hundred. It won't now that you've
said that, but it'll go next week. As z it
M's Brinklin podcast.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
I'm j into the Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman hole.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
The thing's okay, divorce whole, that was whole. That wasn't
any better. This thing is so it's developing fast. I'm
in transpire.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
I just need to know everything.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
A freaking blue on Tuesday. I think I'm.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Devastated by it. Yeah, they were together for a very
long time.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
I looked at them as like the true love story
of Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
They also seem like a drama free couple. They did
which people love like a Barak and Michelle.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yes you know, yeah, and they've got two daughters together.
It's very sad. Everyone's just like, we want answers, we
want answers. So I've got a bit of do you
want to hear all of the tea on the scenario
between Nicole Kebben and Keith Urban. So the first thing
people are talking about because there was those rumors swirling
yesterday that he's already.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Moved on with younger woman. It's got a new house
in Nashville. Yes, So that was.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
One of the rumors that was swirling around. And now
there's this story that's come out today. And I believe
this was like not that long ago, maybe like September
the twenty sixth, so a couple of weeks ago or
a week ago, where he was performing with this twenty
five year old musician, just days before they announced that

(36:24):
they were splitting up, Maggie Bah.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
I think her name is Woo Bah.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
Anyway, people are talking about it because there's this clip
that's going viral now of this song that he released
back in twenty sixteen. So he released this song called
the Fighter, which he wrote about Nicole Kidman. So that's

(36:53):
about Nicole Kidman. And this was days before and he
changed the lyrics be about this twenty five year old
musician that he's on stage with.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Take a listen.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
So there's here's the original line.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Where are the track about Nicole Kidman? It's about Nicole
Kieddman And this is what he changed it to. It
doesn't even fit Keith.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
The original one when they try to get to you baby,
I'll be your fighter when I tried for Nicole Kidman.
The new one when they try to get to you,
Maggie o'l be your guitar player.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Doesn't even fit to be syllable. She has posted the video.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
She's posted the video of them singing that together the
young musician yes with the with the caption he really
just said this about me or some words to that effect.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
And people are taking that as or there's something going
on there. And people didn't like it because they thought
it was disrespectful to Nicole that he's changed the lyrics.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Her comments section is not a good place at the moment.
I did do a bit. I did a bit of
a lief through her Instagram account. People are convinced that
it's her right that she's the younger woman that Keith
has run off with. And there's lots of I mean,
people need to remember she wasn't married. If it is
she wasn't married to Nicole Kidman was.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
And maybe they already separate, who knows, We don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
We're just talking.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
The different details that are coming out about Nicole Kidman
and Keith Urban.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Saga, do you want to hear more?

Speaker 3 (38:32):
The next thing I have was there's a radio show
in Australia called Jonesy and Amanda and they posted this video.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Yesterday, but apparently they.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Interviewed Keith Urban for something else like a month ago,
not that long ago, really recently, and just listen to
how salty this interview gets. Where the female announcer starts
asking about Nicole and their relationship ship and Keith does
not want to answer any questions.

Speaker 14 (39:03):
Speaking of your amazing love story with Nicole you met
at Good Day Australia. Is that what it was called
good Ala? If you hadn't both been there that day,
would your paths somewhere have inevitably crossed? Or maybe this
incredible life story.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Wouldn't have happened.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
I think it would.

Speaker 10 (39:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (39:21):
Do you believer in fate or do you think it's
two Australians, it would have.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
Happened, no idea.

Speaker 14 (39:27):
I just often think that that if you weren't at
that event, maybe you don't have the same friendship group.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
It may never have happened.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
You never know, it's the universe anyway, think so wow
he hit them with anyway, moving on, you know, as
an interviewer, when someone has given you nothing, given them yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Because none of this was out there at that time.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
It's completely and not from them, And it's a perfectly
normal question for an Aussie radio show to ask Keith
Urban about Ozzie Sweetheart Nicole Kidman.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Exactly, and then they're met with that very frosty reception.
The last thing I've got for you is this.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Story about the cocaine clause that was in their prenup.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
You were giving me a bit of us before the show,
and it sounds wild.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
It is pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
So apparently when they got married nineteen years ago, they
had an iron clad preneup and one of the things
that was in their prenup was something called the cocaine clause.
This is real because he like literally as they were
getting married, he went to rehab and he was struggling
a lot with substance abuse and anyway, the cole had

(40:42):
the cocaine clause put in the prenup where essentially, if
Keith urban for every year that he stayed away from
drugs and alcohol, he would receive approximately six hundred thousand
USD in the prenup from her. From her, so let's

(41:04):
do the math, right, Let's do the math. They were
married for nineteen years, so technically he'd be getting around
eleven million dollars in the prenup.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Wait, so it's all banking up in the background until
they break up. It's like a savings it's like a
savings plan for your divorce.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
What kind of person has to decentivize their partner not
to do cocaine and the prena.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
To put that into perspective, that's nearly twenty million New
Zealand dollars stay Would you stay off the drugs and
alcohol for twenty mil?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Nothing can keep me off for drugs and alcohol.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Breath plays Brienkland Big Weekend on the Cards, You and
I this weekend where we swindled our way onto the
boy's trip to go see the NRL Grand Final by
did we w Now?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
We worked hard? For those fifty thousand likes.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Yeah, I mean we worked. Yeah, I don't know about hard.
We get to take We get to take people with us,
which was exciting.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
We begged, we begged. You got carpburn on your knees.
You know it was It was a good time. I
was saying to.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
You guys before the show, like, because I turned up
at work today and I've been sick as a dog,
I look awful, feel awful.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
You're not coming into this one hundred percent no.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
And I was like, what can I do to lift
my spirits?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
What?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
What is what is the key here? What what can
I do to help myself? And I thought, I'm going
to go get a spray tent. I'm going to get
a professional spray tent. There's nothing like a crisp professional
spray tan. So I went to see my girl Jess
at ten in the city.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Lovely.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
They know me there because you know radio awards on there,
have a TV gig.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
I'm there, We've got a film, a new promo. I'm there.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
We got her spray tan produce a bin seven times,
remember before the races.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
She did a fantastic job. They're lovely, they're super supportive.
And I was saying to you guys before the show,
I had this big realization because I went quite early
this morning because I was like, oh, I need to
go early because then it, you know, can sit and
I can bake in it for a couple of hours
and that works, and then shower and then showerfore I

(43:14):
go to work.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
So you don't have a spray tend weft in the studio.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
And so I was their first one, first cab off
the rank at nine am this morning.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
And so look.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
And when you go in to get a spray tend, like.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
I'm in track soup pants, a big like baggy top,
my hairs pulled back, all your jewelryes out.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Anyway, turn up there.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
And I was saying to you guys, I had this
big realization where Jess she did my spray tend, and
so you get your spray tend done and then afterwards
and so at this point, I'm full naked.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
I'm full naked o'clock in the morning, at.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Nine o'clock in the morning, and you know, my titties
are out. I've got a paper g string on, but
that's it. And so she does my spray tan, which
is great and We're talking the whole time. It's all good,
no biggie, and then afterwards we started having this conversation
about something else. Right the spray teen's done, it's finished,
and then I'm are.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
You still standing in the drying post. I'm still kind
of just standing there.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Still, legs are combined, like just kind of like a
kind of like a tan scarecrow, you know.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
And now I think I've put my arms down and
I'm just my titties are out. I'm talking to this
lovely lady and we're having this full conversation that I
reckon went for like five minutes, and it wasn't until
right at the end where I had this like realization
and this thought where I'm like, I'm just having this
totally you know, casual conversation fully naked right now.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
She wasn't naked, as she's not naked.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
No, she's not naked, just me.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Somehow her being naked, whether you would have made it
more awkward.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Probably probably because I'm just naked and it's not a
big deal. And I have this realization where I'm like,
I've come so far where if I was in my
early twenties I felt so awkward about being naked in
front of anyone. I hated to go get pap smears.
I mean, who doesn't but even like to get us.

(45:16):
I love them, I don't love them, but.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
I just I know what you mean. I feel so
much more.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Comfortable in my body where it didn't even occur to
me that I'm naked having a conversation because she's so lovely,
and I'm like, we're all just you know, human being.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
It's funny how you care less as you get older.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I just yeah, I was like, oh, it's amazing, Like
I never thought ever like, and I'm someone who and
I continue to struggle with my own body image, but
I've never I never ever thought that I would get
to the point where I felt comfortable in my own body.
And that realization this morning where I'm like, oh, you know,

(45:54):
it's not perfect, and I have, you know, my own
struggles and this and that, but I'm like, but I
feel comfortable.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Understand where those people in their fifties, sixties, seventies, just
rocking around full bush out in the changing rooms at
the job, they don't care why they don't.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
They don't care. They realized life's too short, and if
I had a bloody bush. I'd rock it around in
the Chaine room. You had a bush, the paper G
string wouldn't have been doing as much as it was exactly.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
But I just thought it was a really interesting thought
this morning, where I'm like, wow, I never thought I
would get to this point in my life, but it
feels really nice to be here.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Now post ten clarity. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
And then I got home. I was telling the producers.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
I got home and I was like, oh, I feel great,
you know, I feel comfortable, but that was a great experience.
And I get home and you can't take the paper
G string off because it'll ruin the ten. Oh so
you can't take it off before, like before you shower off.

Speaker 10 (46:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
So I've been in this paper G string for a
couple of hours and then I'm like, okay, better go
shower it off. And at that point you always have
a little look in the mid.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Error at the contrast. Yeah, you don't have the look.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
And I've taken the paper G string off and I've
turned around and looked in the mirror, and it was
at that point I realized that the paper G string
was on the piss and it was going sideways. So
now it looks like my butt crack. It looks like
a lightning bolt.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
She must have thought, why did she turn over it? No,
why didn't she slip the G string into the middle.
Why did she just over it? So when you see
the road workers who pave over the cone, I'm.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Kind of glad she didn't imagine being like, Hey, I'm
just going to pick up the G string that's literally
between your two ars cheeks, and I'm going to move
it around to the right position.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I'm glad she just lift it anyway. True, that's that's
beyond my call of duty for exactly. I wouldn't get
paid enough for that.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Do you want to see a picture of Breeze ten lines?
Go to her Instagram account now, Brion Clinton.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Absolutely no, that is not happening. Ms Brie and Clint podcast.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Please welcome to the show. Volunteer journalists, sometimes comedian.

Speaker 12 (48:07):
You're going to see volunteer comedian, full time comedian.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
And failed radio host's Williams. Yes, good to see.

Speaker 12 (48:15):
You, mate, Good to be back.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
It's wild having you both in the same room. And
now that Clint wears glasses, have you ever noticed that
you guys look like brothers?

Speaker 12 (48:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (48:25):
Back in the nineteen nineties would say he was jocking
my steees, you know, and I was like, glasses are
my thing, man.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
So sorry forgetting glasses.

Speaker 7 (48:34):
What's embarrassing is we're both quite near Jeremy Wells, who's
a few studios over, and he makes us look terrible.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
It makes everyone look terrible.

Speaker 7 (48:42):
But we've both gone for the pube mustache look with
the pubes to the facts. So we both we're both
not nailing. And I'm going to be with you and
Clint small with the hot one as well. I feel
like I kind of I'm going up while he's going down.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
You're in my height hot range that I've talked to
Clint about.

Speaker 12 (48:58):
Yes, this is the thing like hot high as hot now.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Yeah for me, like Clint six two, which I'm like, yeah,
I mean I could, you know, I could date someone
who's six as soon as you get as soon as you.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Hit six four six'.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Five i'm just, LIKE i don't care if you've got
a criminal, RECORD i don't.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Care what you've done in your.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
Past in oh my, god why when we met, earlier
that's crazy, Wild BUT i feel like this wasn't always the.
Thing like WHEN i was in high, school it was
just like go back to the circus your giraffe.

Speaker 12 (49:28):
Free.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yeah and ANOTHER i think it was Like.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
Taylor swift just said talk she mentions tall guys in
so many, lyrics and it's like it really helped.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Us, yeah that the and The Trevis kelsey thing because culture.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
The big boys are he's a big boys and he's
AN nfl. Player it's the.

Speaker 12 (49:41):
Worst so to any, lady it's like absolutely the.

Speaker 7 (49:44):
Worst like the worst thing about being tour is like
you're trying to kiss and you want to get like
a romantic photo and either she's got to go like
bring a little box along to step on Or i've
got a hunch over like the hunchback AND i don't
want to talk about in the, bedroom but it.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Is everyone's the same size line, Down.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
They're not they're.

Speaker 12 (50:01):
Not, no they're. Not at The Waste.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
Live do you want to? Do signs for you if
you want to, Kiss you're in a kiss and guys belly. Bus,
yeah that's a, good nice little step for.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Tonight correct me If i'm, Wrong but tonight is the
final episode Of New Zealand.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
TOMORROW i was enjoying the six, chair BUT i might
get it back on yeh GOOD pg for the family.

Speaker 12 (50:21):
Audiences, yeah back to. This, Yeah i've got A tv
show appel media has.

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Changed it's like not the final, episode it's like today
all the episodes have been, released so you can watch
it on Three.

Speaker 12 (50:31):
Now you Watch no. One you don't have the three now?
App they got, one you have got.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
THAT i tried to download, it but MY tv wouldn't
live it works.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
Now it works because they were, LIKE i remember the
bosses telling. Me they're, like it works on all the
apps except for except For. Samsung there's the number ONE TV.
Tv oh my, god but it works On i've got
A samsung and it works On. Samsung so three now
dot com or illegally download. It but all the episodes
On New zealand tomorrow out now and IT'S i think
it's pretty.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Good are here to promote the app with THE tv?

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SHOW i Promote Making love To.

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Thing, yeah, anyway are you on the, market. Breech, sorry
we're back to The show's a good.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Show let's take this offline for a.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Second we're going to take a quick break and we
got to come back Because i've got a challenge for.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
You go, well, yeah we force all.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
The comedians that come on this show to do. It
no one has been. Successful you could be the. First, Okay, okay,
okay all the greats have. Failed, okay there's a chance
at glory for. You that's New doja, Cat i'm ziting
bring the.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
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Tweets that's that's gift.

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i say value for?

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so let me get this. Right the show is out,
Tonight New Zealand tomorrow is out. Tonight the whole.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Thing if you're not ON, tv the final episodes on,
tonight but you can just catch up on three.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Now in this, season you are taking the the Y
Meti District council to task over water.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Standards is that?

Speaker 7 (52:17):
Right this is Why i've been trying to not talk
about the Show clan because it's not a good. Pitch
i've made a hot new comedy about water issues In South.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Canterbury right, right people are saying you're the New Aaron
brockovich Of New.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
ZEALAND i actually did An Aaron brockovich scene in the,
show BUT i was, like the funny thing is so
is the signeld don't?

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Blame don't know those your kids don't know about?

Speaker 2 (52:46):
This they probably would have a.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
Movie About Julia roberts fighting for water rights that have been. Poisoned,
yeah it's a similar thing because water is getting poisoned
all over the, world but In South. Canterbury anyone In
New zealand who lives on a rural water, supply we're
getting your water from a boar in the ground or a.
Well get it chips because it could be it could be,
bad especially for young kids or pregnant.

Speaker 12 (53:06):
Women but probably everyone.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
So listening to an Autistic Julia, roberts Literally Julia roberts
in the, studio what's wrong with being?

Speaker 12 (53:13):
Autistic clip? Nothing you dug yourselven or? Hole did?

Speaker 2 (53:16):
You Guy?

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Williams this, afternoon we have a challenge for. You it's
a challenge we.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
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does when he gets.

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playing what is?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
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Speaker 4 (53:33):
Air we've forced Every New zealand comedian that has coming
to this studio to play this game with, Us Guy.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Williams, yeah we're going to call a phone. Number all
you can say is CAN i get?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
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Speaker 12 (53:47):
Yeah some, kids explains to. Me so that's like a naughty.

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Sound, yeah and you guys have caught onto this meme
about out six years after it's the.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
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Speaker 12 (54:00):
I was promoting MY tv show and now you've moved.

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On to an.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
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to see if he could get a high, yeh good.

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Speaker 1 (54:30):
Hilarious, Right so this, afternoon Guy, williams you will be
calling the Why Madi District.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Council, yes.

Speaker 12 (54:39):
It's clint that will let slide you know anything.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
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not for? Calling Why?

Speaker 10 (54:46):
Marti District?

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LADY i feel so bad THAT i just printed The
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Speaker 4 (55:41):
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Speaker 2 (55:44):
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Guy williams On New zealand.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Tomorrow the whole thing is available now on the All
new Three now.

Speaker 12 (55:53):
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Speaker 2 (55:59):
Apparently, yeah it's a hell of a. Show it is.

Speaker 12 (56:01):
FUNNY i promise it's. Interesting.

Speaker 2 (56:03):
Maybe great to see you. Guy it's nice to be. Here.
Kelder Thanks Aaron. Brockovich we appreciate. You you would like
to do thanks your birthday? Banger you can call us
now on eight hundred dollars at.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Him we're going to tell you what the number one
song was on the day that you turned sixteen years.
Old he's justin bieber On. Zim don't laugh at. Me
i'm still my.

Speaker 8 (56:23):
Job Brian clinlin, birthday all, right, birthday bang of, time
number one songs when you turn.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
Sixteen let's do three and play. One olivia is going
to do mum's birthday. Banger Hi, Olivia, Hi, Olivia?

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Hi how old do you?

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Live i'm, okay, great few more years to wait for.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
You but what's mum's?

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Birthday class Of august nineteen eighty? Two all?

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Right that means your mum was sixteen in nineteen ninety
eight and on her sixteenth birthday this was at the top.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Burner just Save.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Goo goo dolls on a soft Rock thursday on The
Brian Clint.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
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after the?

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Floor, yeah, Nice, okay wait there Live you've done a great.
Job we're going to go To daniel for a birthday Bangert.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Aden hey, good thank you. Mate all we need is
your day to BIRTH a second Of august nine, nine all, Right, daniel.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
That means you're sixteen in twenty. Fifteen we've done our
calculations on. It it is your birthday.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Bank nobody can drag me one d drag me. Down
you're big ONE d Fan, Daniel, no, really not a
fan of THE. D i you don't like the.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
D's that's gotta be up there with one of my
favorite ONE ds.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Songs can't Spound daniel without THE.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
D i heard that a lot OF d And daniel.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
Absolutely BIG, d BIG d.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Energy daniel's, like that's, right, guys that's.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Right THE. D it stands For Daniel Dann. Daniel he's
had Enough, jake to be, HONEST i had enough. ALSO
i could have keep going For jake's, Here Hi, Jake, Hi.
Jake what have you been doing? Today? Jake did they

(58:37):
work and went to the? Gym on, You, jake good on?

Speaker 9 (58:41):
You what do?

Speaker 4 (58:41):
You what are?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
You what are you?

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Lifting what are your binge pressing at the?

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Moment?

Speaker 10 (58:46):
Oh nothing to?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Major come drop some? Figures what's your what's your three
rip max?

Speaker 1 (58:56):
ONE i Think i've caught him in a. LIE i
don't Think jake's been at the gym at. ALL i
don't think you've gotta ask you.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
QUESTIONS i see the cardio. Today, yeah, yeah, yeah of, course,
yeah Save james take what's your? Birthday? Jake twenty?

Speaker 5 (59:13):
Eight all?

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Right that means you were sixteen and twenty twelve and
on the twenty eighth Of september twenty, twelve this was number.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
One gutendamn star.

Speaker 12 (59:24):
Comm star.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Good cardio, Track, jake what do you? RECKON i might
go for a run for. It, yeah, yeah sure you.
Will sixty d. Again, okay wait there we're going to
choose to Drink googoo doles go On dan and so
different vibe.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Songs, Ah i'd love to stick the d In, daniel
BUT i Think i'm going to Go googo.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Doles there's two g's And googoo. Doles i'm going there with.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
You, olivia tell your mum that you've just one birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Her for her thank?

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
You hell, yeah when is the?

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Birthday Brian clinton from the year ninety Eight Clint, Podcast
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i'm assuming it Was. Monica you, reckon she's A. Monica,

(01:00:26):
yes seems like A monica to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Me she had a she had a she had A
sandra vibe to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Me really, yeah, yeah, yeah imagine if one of us was, Right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Sandy, Sandy sandy next.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Door, yeah Soft Rock, thursday that was perfect The Goo Goo,
Dolls hey nixt on the. Show if you follow Brown,
instagram you may have seen her dog chewing on what
resembles a large phelic adult object yesterday and you may be.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
Going is That breeze and why has the dog got?

Speaker 4 (01:00:57):
IT i didn't put enough context on the not at,
all AND i THINK i should explain myself Next.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Why is breeze dog on The? Doggers you'll find out after.
This THE zdm podcast network.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Posted a photo to My instagram last night and a
lot of questions being asked of.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Me was still up? THERE i believe it's still up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
There, Yes AND i realized my mistake WHEN i didn't
provide enough context to the.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Photo so, people can you describe what the?

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Photo, sure there's a picture Of breeze little Dog Whitney
houston in the grass on the lawn and in the
dog's mouth is.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
A LARGE c AND b.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
A large skin, color skin, colored purple, headed one eyed
monster in the dog's, mouth with the, caption, um.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
And that's all the explanation we. Got, yeah it's all we.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Got, Yeah AND i realize my mistake, now and you
Know i'm gonna was that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Clickbait was that some people would be, like, maybe, yeah
that's my version of. Clickbait dog with a? Dildo, yeah
people are, like what you should see my?

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Inboxes like people are just, like, oh is THAT i?

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
LOVE i wanted to see.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Her and because what it looks, like what it looks
like from the, outside And i'm sure there's more to. It,
yep it looks like the dog has got into your,
nightstand got a hold a hold of something that my,
toy one of your, toys.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
And run out into the.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Yards what it looks like not the, case, right but
quite a funny story behind.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
It so that is in fact a dog.

Speaker 4 (01:02:42):
Toy excuse, me, Right so that is a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Toy it has and the REASON i know it's a
dog toy is because we don't sit there and pretend
Like i'm making this up.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
Now it had a squeaker in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
IT i haven't been into animates, recently BUT i also
don't buy my dog toys From peaches And.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
Creams.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Exactly my Friend, dan you, Know dan loves a funny,
Joke Dirty, Dan Dirty.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Dan he loves a funny.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Joke and he thought it would be hilarious because he
lets himself in at our house sometimes and he checks
on the dogs for, us you, know which is lovely of.
Him he decided to come over and he left that
toy in the, house, Right and so since he had,
left my, Dog whitney loved, it obsessed with this. TOY

(01:03:37):
i get home last, night she's out in the, yard
go and, berserk go and absolutely. BERSERK i come around the.
Corner i'm, like what in the world has she got
in her?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Mouth and she turns around and looks like a big
dolly in her mouth AND i freaked.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
OUT i was like at, FIRST i was, like is
that a real? One where has it come? From? Yeah
and is it?

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
Mine AND i didn't know where the bloody healthy had come?

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
From and CAN i just chuck that in the dishwasher
and will be? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
Quick, Rents my neighbors can easily see into our.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Backyard imagine our. Neighbors take a look into our backyard
and here's my. Dog havn't chowing down on this big.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Deal, Okay so just to be, Clear i'm a demand and.
Explanation but now that we're, here, YEAH i feel LIKE
i need to be. Convinced your story is. No your
story is. No, No i'm not. Gonna i'm not gonna misquote.
You your story.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Is my, story the.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Truth your Friend dan left his dilly at your house
and the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Dilly it's not it's a. Toy it's a dog.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Toy, okay your Friend dan left his toy penis at
your house and the dog got.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
It so is that the? Story? Yeah do we Have
dan's phone? Number do we have access to in to
corroborate the?

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
Story he is, Busy he's, okay do you want, No,
No i'm not Even i'm not even.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Gonna i'm not even going to entertain this idea That
i'm not telling.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
Your, true, true. True, no, Producer it's. Fine you don't
need to prove. ANYTHING i just know what he will.
Be you will be judged in the court of public.
Opinion SO i bet if.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
We call, HIM i know my Friend, dan he'd GO
i don't know what your talk and, about and then
it makes it incriminates, me and he'd be, Lying, yes.

Speaker 10 (01:05:31):
He would be.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Lying why don't you believe?

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Me the picture actually expires on Your instagram story in one.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Hour i'm just going to screenshot it just.

Speaker 10 (01:05:42):
For.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
Later you got you do your own research At Thomas
all On.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Instagram you know what in other news like to back
up the fact that it is a dog, toy my other,
Dog Meryl street chewed the head off of.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
It Mir it's now. Half we've Got. Dan we've Got, Dan,
Dan so just give no swear, Words, DAN i swear
that it's going to ask you one.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Question, no, okay, No i'll ask you one, question, no,
no no. Context were you At Breeze house yesterday and
did you leave anything?

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
There? UH i would have been at bouse, yesterday and
Says i'm not sure, specifically what are you referring?

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
To?

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Yes would you leave At Breeze? House key? TOY i thank,
You dame has been. Cleared you have just gone way
up in my. Books thank, You.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Dan there are people texting and, saying Can dan do
a delivery to my place?

Speaker 8 (01:06:52):
Tonight Play dead ends breting Clint On, Insta, facebook TikTok

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
And live weekdays from three On zidim