ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 9th October 2025 - ZM's Bree & Clint

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
D d MS, Bri and Clint podcast play Zidims Brian Clint,
Sidims Brien Clint.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:15):
And Clint, We.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Hold LANCEVALI don't mind that.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Don't mind if I do.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the bre and Clint Show.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Cod We're busy at the moment, aren't we good? We
are busy. We are packed full to the brim.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
We just got off the zoom with Porscha Woodman.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah. God, she's a star.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
She's going to be on the show a little bit
later on because she's been turned into a Barbie doll.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
She's the most down to earth superwoman you'll ever meet.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Yeah, lovely human being.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Every time I see her, I just imagine her fending me,
just like right in the chairs, just like boom.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
She's got the best fend in the game.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yes, she does.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Like I wouldn't even go near her. Once she'd start running,
I'd be like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well, and it's a privilege to call her offend.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, she offends a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
She's one of our best fins.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
She is one of our best fins.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
B if if if if best Fins for Life.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
She's on the show after five o'clock to talk about
her brand new Barbie Doll. Will the conversation about her
arm wrestling on Breeze, but come up and conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
She don't recognize me.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
That's what fins arefore.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Hey, first though, trading versus lady. We were just trying
to verify the score. We're pretty sure the trades are
still up slightly.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yes, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
The score is eighty three to the trade's plays the
lady's eighty two.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
But we will confirm that before the game. You don't
have to worry about that. We'll do that that to us.
You just call, Yeah, you just call, call and win
the money. Hundred dial z it M said, said said,
We'll play trading verst Lady.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Nixt plays Brian Cland First, this.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is breaking news.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
Yes, first story this afternoon. Brien clind radio hosts trying
to screw the trades out of one point.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Yes, we have had it confirmed by a source that
the trades are not on eighty three.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
They are on eighty four. The ladies are on eighty two.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
These scores have been rectim fired and we can proceed
with the game.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Everybody happy. I liked how you use the word rectum fired.
Excuse me, that's it.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
That's right. Eighty four eighty two. They are the scores.
We've checked them, We've checked them again and they're correct.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Lady is calling us from Palmerston, North. She's forty eight
and she has four kids. Welcome to the show, Sarah, Hi.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
Sarah, good afternoon.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Are you surviving for can be a handful?

Speaker 7 (03:11):
No, yes, I can confirm it.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Are you happy that these school holidays are finished?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Sarah, yes, yes, I bet, I bet you are.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
No comment.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
She says, you're taking on our trading from the chair.
He's twenty three and he's a builder and his favorite
tool is his hammer.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Welcome to the show. Dylan, Hi, Dylan, how are How
are we are well?

Speaker 3 (03:36):
How was it yesterday? Our trade said? He knows his
way around a hammer. Earlier this week, I think earlier
this week. Are you guys related?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, we all do. Yeah, I thought so, you gotta
know you where around?

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Help. I need to ask Dylan, what's your favorite brand
of hammer?

Speaker 8 (03:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, call swing mate east Wing.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, good, your buzzer's trading, Sarah, Lady.
The first of three correct answers gets fifty dollars cash
from KFC and bragging rights.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Good luck, here we go.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Question number one, which superstar singer with the initials t
S performed in christ.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Church this week? Dylan?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Sorry, Dylan, we said it was you that got in first.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Taylor Swift did not perform in christ Church this week? Sarah,
what's the.

Speaker 9 (04:29):
Correct I'm going to guess Teddy swim swims.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Well done.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Question number one question, and Dylan is barely holding it together.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Have the dumb button ready?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Name three of the Earth's five oceans, just Dylan, that's that?

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Atlanta, yep.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
One more and no, Sarah, the slip, Atlantic and Indian, Indian.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
The Southern and the Arctic oceans. Yeah, so you were
bloody close, Dylan.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Two to the ladies. Question number three.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
You need this one here to stay in the game,
buzzing when you can tell me who sings this.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Dylan's oh my god.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
No, you could have listened to more than half a
second of the song.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
I feel like he.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Has it done.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Nice, Dylan, well done, mate, You're on the board. One
to the Trade's two to the Ladies question number four.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
That was an absolute, like clutching at straws.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
You had to do it.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I appreciate it. You had to do it.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
He got it in the at the two thousand and
three MTV Video Music Awards Madonna Kiss, Britney Spears and
which other pop musician? Yes, Sarah for the winch stellar
performance from you, Sarah.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Fun fact when that has happened our builder Dylan was one.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Dylan's like, how am I going to get that?

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Valiant?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Eff it? Though? We appreciated your energy. Very good, Sarah.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
You're a treaty verse lady, Champion. You bring the ladies
back within one of the Trade's congratulations lady.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Tell your four kids. We said hello, two of them
are here, so I will there we go, CDMs Bree
and Clinton Podcast.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Have you heard people talking about realizing they have free
will and using their adult money for whatever they want?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
The best?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
It's the best, the best, and look, don't be reckless,
but every now and then.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Treating, every now and then be reckless.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
And I have done that today. I have treated Marsel.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
I can't wait to hear what your free will purchase is.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah, not so much a purchase.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Last time it was a flame thrower.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Oh yeah, the flame thrower that you never used that
I haven't used yet.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
I've got to fill my guest bottle up. I can't
bloody talk when it comes to these things. Yeah, you're
the worst. I buy cars.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Remember the eyebrows stencils that you bought off TMU. They
kind of worked, they did not these little cutouts.

Speaker 2 (07:29):
And she's like, I'm gonna get carr deala veene eyebrows.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
No, I just wanted to save time, like putting my
makeup on it morning, and I was like, if I can.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Just stamp it on, yeah, it's better than that.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
It's not so much a purchase my free will item
as a mini renovation.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Actually, okay, I have today an outdoor toilet, installed, a
DJ both in my house. What built a DJ both
in the spare bedroom, fully function all standing height DJ
booth in the spare bedroom?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
And and why because I can?

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Because I've got because I got free will. Okay, are
you hosting parties in your gift bedroom? No, it's just
for me.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
What kind of parties you host?

Speaker 4 (08:16):
The DJ both faces that little bay window? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (08:21):
Are you practice?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Yeah, just just to play on it's just for fun.

Speaker 11 (08:25):
I can just.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Imagine you let home alone in the spare room, but
like headphones on and no one can hear anything.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
His old ministry of sound beats.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Now, I bought some speakers for it, too, but I'll
very really be able to use that because we've got
children sleeping upstairs. But you know, headphones will do. And
I built myself a DJ both because I can, because
I've got free will.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Have good on you.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Thank you, thank you, thank you for endorsing.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
I think it is a great use of the space.
I think you're a virgin. Your wife thinking is what
I want to know.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
She supported me in the way that partners do when
they don't give a shit. It's like she's not particularly
offended by it's in the spare room.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
But she came out today and she went, oh it's lovely.
Yeah cool, and what is this bit for? Oh wow,
good for you, honey, good for you.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
How did you build it? And how long did that take?

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I paid someone else to do it?

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Oh you mentioned she had someone come in and build that. Yeah, correct, Yeah,
how much was it?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Does?

Speaker 12 (09:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
We want we need to know how much? Well, it's.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
It was eight hundred dollars. But but it will be
there forever. It's a chattel of the house, now, you.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Know I eight hundred dollars. Yeah, that's not any of
the DJ equipment.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
No, I've already got the DJ equipment.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
That's just for the table.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
It's just for the table, because the high quality table.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Did you guys hear that eight hundred dollars? Wow?

Speaker 11 (09:57):
Clank, good job.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
I thought I thought.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
I thought it'd be way more too. You've saved money.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
I can hear the sarcasm in your voice. No, And
I don't care because I don't need your approval.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
This was for me. I have a question for me.

Speaker 5 (10:12):
Yeah, if you're going all this way to spind all
that money, why did you do it in the gift bedroom.

Speaker 10 (10:17):
Why don't you do it in the lounge where you're
going to have people over.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
It's a great question.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
What a stupid idea? Why would I build a DJ
booth in my lounge? Ella, I'm not a child.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I don't think they have parties at their house.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Is permanent in the road, it's screwed into the wall, Claudia,
it's a permanent fixture in the house.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Got baddy in the spirit that'll be such a big
selling point when you when you sell the house.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
You know what, but I do love this.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
I do support your free will purchase and if it
makes you happy.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
I'm all for that.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
All for it.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
I mean I don't understand it, but I'm all for it.
You know what I've really wanted I've been thinking about
for a year, yes, with my own free will, is
to buy Mini Moke, some Mini Moke Mini Moke. That guys,
a Mini Moke.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Google it.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
It's it's a car that's it's got no real doors
and it's kind of got It's a beach buggy.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, like a little beach buggy Minimoke. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Yeah, I've been.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Looking into them for like a year.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
That's far from the most stupid car you've ever purchased,
So you should go for it.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Would you also put that in your spare bedroom you curve?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
That would just be outside?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
We want to know this afternoon, what you've used your
free will on. What was your what was your purchase
where you were like, you know what, I'm an adult
and I've got it. I've got adult money and I
can do it. I can buy it as long as
my bills are paid.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
I can do that.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
I can do this.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Someone text her and they said my free will purchase
was a sauna. I'm not allowed to go to the
Home and Garden show anymore.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
I know that feeling.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
What do you got ohoight hundred dollars at M or
you can text your free will purchase into nine six
ninety six and we will read them out.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Now, Yeah, that's what it's about.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
I mean, I'm broke after the DJ booth, but I
do need tips for the next cont Clint's got no
money left. We're talking about free will and using your
adult money to do something you know, just for you.
It's not responsible. It doesn't serve like you financially, but
it's fun.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Serves you mentally though, Yeah it does, God, it does
wonders for your mental health.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
I've just revealed to the team that I've installed a
DJ booth at my house, which has got mixed reactions
from everybody.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I said, it's a chattel in the house. It's adding value.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
Wouldn't say it's mixed reactions. I think we all had
the same reaction, which.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Was what why what about this text? Though it says
I'm a real estate agent, I would milk that DJ
room when I was advertising the property and have a
dance party themed open home.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
So there you go. It's good, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Isn't it? Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
So good to see that guy from that show Lunatics
listens to our show.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
What was that guy's name? Real estate aid? Jada's here,
Hi Jada, Hi Jada, Hey jam how are you good things?

Speaker 4 (13:10):
You're an adult, you have free will. What did you
do with your adult money?

Speaker 13 (13:14):
So?

Speaker 14 (13:14):
I was wanting to get a puppy that my husband
kept saying no, no, no, no, put off. And then
one day I was like, actually, you know what, I
told him. I had already bought the puppy and waited
for their reaction and it wasn't as bad as I thought.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
So I got my five thousand dollar puppy.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
You don't love them five thousand dollar puppy.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
What kind of puppy is it?

Speaker 15 (13:39):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (13:39):
It's big golden doodle.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Holy that's you paid five grand for a golden doodle.

Speaker 9 (13:46):
You're worth.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
It's amazing what girls will do for a golden dj table. Hey, no,
wonder your husband didn't want you to get that. That's
that's evil.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Genius though, telling your partner that you've done it before,
you did it, so you can test the waters and
then if it's not.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
That bad, you follow through with it. It's like double jipidy.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
Yeah, a little bit of manipulation, but it's you.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Know, he I support it. It's good.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Yeah, And so obviously his reaction was supportive.

Speaker 13 (14:14):
Yeah, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
I was fixing, so Jad, it's like, I can deal
with this.

Speaker 2 (14:18):
I can take that.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Thanks John.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Tracy's here, Hi Tracy, Hi Tracy, Hi. You have free will?
And what did you do with it?

Speaker 13 (14:26):
I bought a horse?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
You bought a horse? How much.

Speaker 9 (14:31):
The horse wasn't too much?

Speaker 13 (14:32):
He was only about two and a half green? But
then I needed a float to take the horse to places?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Okay? And how much was that?

Speaker 6 (14:39):
It was tim green okay?

Speaker 13 (14:41):
And then I needed a vehicle to toe the float.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
And how she did and how much was that?

Speaker 13 (14:46):
It was about eight green?

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah. Yeah, we're at twenty grand so far, but that's okay.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (14:52):
And then this all the gear because I needed two saddles,
so of course, yeah, don't.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
You need two settles? Was it a two seater horse?

Speaker 13 (15:00):
So there's one side jumping and then one sud non
jumping I.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Was thinking one front saddle and one side saddle.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, I thought one front facing saddle and
one rear facing settle. But we don't know anything about ross.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Yeah. No regrets, no regreats, No, no regrets.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
No regrets.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
I say, good on you.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, hell yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
We're encouraging your responsible spending this afternoon. And Dwayne has
joined us on the phone.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Good Dwayne, Hi Dwayne team, how are we good? Thank you?
What was your free will purchase?

Speaker 12 (15:35):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (15:35):
I had to go to a field days for work
and I had some free time and I went into
a shop and brought myself a chainsaw.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Okay, but you need a chainsaw, right, Dwayne.

Speaker 16 (15:47):
No, I don't really need a change saw, but I
just I've only used it twice just to justify it.
But I do go out into the garage when it's
boy time, and I started up every now and again
and give them av Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, as my dad did with his motorbikes for a
long time.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
It wasn't riding them, but to just go and start
them up and just you know, smell it and feel it.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
And that kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Hey, Dwayne, I think great purchase because you never know
when you're gonna need a chainsaw.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
You don't want to wait until you need a chainsaw
to buy a chainsaw, right, it's too.

Speaker 16 (16:18):
Late, that's right. Yes, something for when the neighbors trees
are coming over.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
The command Wayne. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
We asked you.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
What was your free will purchase with your adult money?
Someone said, we turned half of our garage into a
full blown golf simulator room.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
That's awesome.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
See the real estate agent will love that one too.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Yeah, well they yeah, they will be all over that
selling point. We get to play on it. Someone said
my free will purchase was a Karen Walker aviator jacket.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Nice, that sounds fair.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
What does a Karen Walker aviated a jacket run you?

Speaker 15 (16:54):
For?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
These times? Going to google it?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
I was at a bottomless brunch in Singapore and I
decided to go shopping afterwards. I lost my husband and
the mall and ended up shouting myself a YSL handbag
with my free will money.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
Hell, yes you did these Karen Walker black cropped aviator
jackets about four hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh that's all right, Yeah you deserve that's half a
DJ booth.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
You deserve every bit of that jacket.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
I spent eight grand on a pencil drawing of Donald
Duck on a twenty dollar note.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
What what what?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
I don't even surely it was drawn by who did
Donald Duck Warner Brothers.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Surely it's going to appreciate over time.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
I bought a thirty grand horse float when my partner left,
and god knows what else.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
See that's breakup free will. That's different free and stuff.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
And I almost feel that you need a financial advisor
in that situation because that can get nasty, that get
really bad.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Free will breakup purchases have gotten me through a few breakups.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
They really have. Ns bran Clin this is the tea,
the Keith and Nicole breakup. It just keeps on giving.

Speaker 5 (18:08):
There was rumors going around that Keith Urban was having
a fling with the twenty five year old guitarist that's
in his band. Maggie Barr is her name, and apparently
they met last year in April when he asked her
to perform at the CMT Music Awards and then offered
her a job in his band. Right, So that's where

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the rumor has come from.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
And now her dad has been asked about the rumors.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Her dad, her dad, Maggie Barr's dad has been asked
about the rumors if his.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Daughter is dating Keith Urban.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yeah, and I don't think the dad has done very
well here, but you tell me so.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Apparently there was.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
An interview and the dad was pretty much asked what
do you know about Keith and and Maggie, like are
they dating? And he said I don't know anything about
it other than she's a guitar player for him. He
then added that he thinks it's more of a musician
thing rather than a dating thing.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Okay, okay, so he hasn't cleared anything up, but he
hasn't put anything.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
To bed either, has he.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
No.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Yeah, I think it's the new thing to do for
the pepparazzi to go to the parents. Do you remember
they went to Trevis Kelsey's dad the day after the
Taylor Swift engagement.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, and he goes, yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
I was in the backyard after the podcast and they're like,
give us more and he's like, oh, no, I've said
too much.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
He said a few things. Ah. Yeah. You can just
imagine Travis going dad, Well.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
The parents aren't media trained. They don't know how to
deal with it, and.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
That's why the media are going to the.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Parents bit of a dog move really anyway, it could
be nothing. It's all still rumor, but that's what the
dad has said.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
The other headlines were about Nicole Kidman debuting her divorce bangs.
Oh yeah, she came out with the haircut, not a person.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Yeah, let's just make sure we clarify fringe.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
I just should have just said fringe.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, otherwise known as bangs.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Otherwise known as bangs. I think we've said too much.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
That's the Tea podcast.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
They've updated the scariest movie list of all time and
this is all done through science where they get a
bunch of people and they have heart rate monitors on
them and they rate their beats per minute and then
stress test and then they get given an overall scarce score. Okay,
and I've got the top five for you. You and I

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both not really into scary films.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
It's not my genre, but I do get the appeal. Like,
I know that people like to be terrified, you.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Know, people like to feel something. It's got to be
like an adrenaline chasing thing.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
God, I used to watch so many when I was
a teenager. I went through a real stage of it.

Speaker 5 (20:55):
Did you watch the saws. Yep, yeah, watch those what
Oh the one that really scared me.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Was paranormal Activity.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
No, it was the the ring terrified me.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
And the grudge.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Oh yeah, don't do the noise. Don't do the noise. Yeah,
that's the noise terrifying.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
None of those are in here, ok, which is wild
to me. But I haven't seen any of these, so
I'm guessing they're a lot scarier. And coming in at
number five, which a movie I've definitely heard of, The Conjuring.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Whatever Lorene sees feels cutches and it takes a tall
Horner little piece each time.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
You have a lot of spirits in here.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
There was the one that I'm most worried about because
it is so hateful.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
It's Swift that noise, Taylor Swift in there. Look what
you made me do? That got a scarce score of
eighty eight.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Out of one hundred out of one hundred. Wow.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
Coming in at number four is a movie called Insidious.
We took Treyfield and a here Ma for readings of
the whole house wiring alarm clods.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
I don't think bad wiring is the problem here.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
I want to leave.

Speaker 7 (22:24):
I want to leave this house. It's not the house
at the time.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
It's your son. Oh that sounds awful.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
You've been to the movies with me before, you know that.
I get jump scares in like normal movies.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Can you imagine you at a horror movie?

Speaker 2 (22:44):
No, in the in the cinemata, No, yeah, no, No.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
You wouldn't last twenty minutes. No, that movie sounds awful.
That got a SCAR score of ninety.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I'd need a waterproof seat, you would. I need one
of those little doggie peep heads.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
You could do it on a peepead? No, what's a
scary movie?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Do you reckon? You could actually get through a whole
film at the cinema.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, I could do anything of a put mine to it. Yep,
don't tiss me, but.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Keep that in mind. Produce a claude when a scary
film's coming out.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
I could get through it.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I just don't know that I could get through it
without jumping, that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. If I could, I feel
like i'd walk out.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Number three.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
These are the top five most scary movies of all
time according to Science A movie called Skin of a Rink.

Speaker 11 (23:41):
In this.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Oh na, oh, this sounds awful. Do you want to
hear the plot line to that one?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
No.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Two children wake up in the middle of the night
to find their father is missing and all the windows
and doors in their home have vanished.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
We're part of No, Do you not?

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Did you say no? I said no? I missed missed
that part where you said no.

Speaker 5 (24:13):
Number two a movie called Host, which I don't know
what that movie is about, but if it's at number two,
I'm sure host plotline, I'm.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Sure it's terrifying.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Six friends accidentally invite the attention of a demonic presence
during an online seance and begin noticing strange occurrences in
their home.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
That sounds delightful.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
And number one the most scary film ever according to
science A movie called Sinster, Sinister, Sinister.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
That's the family I lived here. Do you think these
are serial murners?

Speaker 13 (24:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
What's the matter. What's happened? Get to kids, Pactica.

Speaker 11 (25:00):
We have to live here?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
And now you gotta have a particular voice. A to
be really iconic and a scary movie.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
I think that's Ethan Hawk.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Oh yeah, okay, which he does a good job of it. Yeah,
he does terrifying. I wanted to know this afternoon, what
is the movie? And it might be as an adult,
or it might be when you're a kid, but it
absolutely scared the.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Living daylights out of you.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Like just the movie that sticks out to you where
you're like, that movie traumatize me for life?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
It was sore for me?

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Was that which one?

Speaker 2 (25:33):
The one with the pit full of needles?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Needles? That one was awful?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
That thought has plagued my mind even since I watched it,
and I would have watched it fifteen years ago.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
That sore number two. For anyone wanting to go and
rewatch that, Yeah, you I'd have to say, yeah, either
The Ring or The Grudge, either of those films never again.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
You know, it's interesting. It might not have even been
a horror movie that traumatized you.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Maybe not.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
It might have been the scene from Willie Wonka where
they go through the tunnel.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
It could have been the scene where will Ferrell puts
his ballsack on the drum kit and step brothers.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
The z M podcast Nework it twurven scary Movies because
the list of the scariest movies ever has been updated
and it's all done through science where they hook people
up to heart rate monitors and if you missed it,
Sinister came in a number one, Host number two, Skinner
Marink number three, Insidious number four.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
And the Conjuring the original one number five.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
So we asked, what's the movie that traumatized you? Lots
so many ticks on us, so many classic horror.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Films, and hundreds of texts.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
And some unlikely traumatizing moments too, like this one. Someone said,
the movie My Girl made me terrified of bees.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
That movie terrified the hell out of me as well.
He can't see without it, don't It's awful.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
I can't watch it to this day, so awful, and
kids used to go and watch it.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Okay, how about a nice wholesome film like Wolf Creek.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Wolf Creek gave me a panic attack until four o'clock
in the morning where I physically could not sleep or
do anything else because I was so terrified. I still
will not watch it to this day. I walked out
halfway through Wolf Creek.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
And you know what I think is the most terrifying,
And for.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Me, say it, people already know. Don't say it.

Speaker 5 (27:27):
The scariest parts and the scariest films are when they're
based on a true story.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
See, I'm just saying that's why so scary concile their
thoughts by going, it's just a movie. It's just a movie.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
That's It's about a guy named Ivan Malatt. He was
an Australian and he killed so many people.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Let's go to Grace.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Hi, Grace, Hi, Grace, Hi, what's the movie that traumatized you?

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Grace?

Speaker 5 (27:51):
When I was a kid, it was Hi Leprots and
it was just one part of it.

Speaker 9 (27:56):
Really, I was fine with the movie, but I was
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
It was in the car.

Speaker 16 (28:00):
I remember where he was holding the baby up over
the edge of the staircases, and then it kept turning
around and going to the other part.

Speaker 14 (28:07):
David Bowie, Yeah, dangling the baby over the side.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Was it David Bowie in the tights?

Speaker 2 (28:15):
He was so creepy and that he was dance magic, dance, good.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
One to one, Grace.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
A lot of people texting through saying jeepers, creepers.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Jeepers, creepers. Where'd you get those peepers?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Ringing a bell?

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yea awful.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
When I was young, the plants and Jumungi gave me
nightmares for weeks. I can still remember them. Were they
the ones that grew out and grabbed you?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Just everything in that original Jumanji film quite.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
A creepy movie.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
It was the monkeys.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
There was the guy that came out and he was
just shooting at Robin Williams the whole time.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
It was awful.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
The hells have eyes, yes, and they were the inbread
people that lived in the hills.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Mikayla's here. I'm Mikayla.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
I Michayla.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Hi, guys, what movie was it for you?

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Michayla that truly traumatized you.

Speaker 13 (29:08):
Mine's a bit controversial. Mine's actually The Titanic because when
I was eight, my mum decided to show it to
us because my brother was doing a submarine project at school.

Speaker 9 (29:24):
Only showed us the bit of the film where the
ship starts sinking gnying, and of course lovely Leo doesn't
make it onto the cardboard.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
So only showed you. She only showed you the most
traumatizing part of the whole film, not the love story.

Speaker 9 (29:42):
No, I'm still for the same. I don't understand. So
I don't see how links and was submarines at.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
All, the submarines at the start of the movie.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yeah, I don't think it links with submarines at all.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Good good parenting.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Speaking of good parenting, this isn't parenting, but it's siblings.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
When I was six.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Years old, my sister made me watch The Exorcist. I've
never looked at movies like that ever, ever again. It
traumatized me forever, and then I was scared to do
I was I'm scared to do anything that relates to
anything with the devil.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
The movie Insidious was the worst as well. You were
six years old and you watch.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
The Exorcist, your sister, your sister needs to be clipped
around the aar for that.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I watched House of Wax when I was twelve, with
Paris Hilton. My oldest sister had convinced me that it
wasn't scary. Traumatized.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
That's the one with Paris Hilton, Chad Michael Murray.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
And there's this little town.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
It's so creepy, this little town and these like teenage
kids like get stranded there and they turn people into
like wax figures.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
For someone who doesn't enjoy horror movies, you've seen a
lot of horrors. When I went through my horror movie stage,
Amy's here, Hi Amy.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Hi Amy, Okay, I tell you good. Thanks. What movie
traumatized Jamie?

Speaker 13 (31:05):
The first Jurassic Park?

Speaker 5 (31:07):
Oh yeah, my mum, I went through a huge.

Speaker 13 (31:11):
Land Before Times?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, yeah, who did it?

Speaker 13 (31:15):
That's the dinosaurs of it. And she's like, yeah, great,
higher that movie.

Speaker 14 (31:21):
I watched about ten minutes of it and then had
two weeks as night MEAs.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
You did a huge jump for a child from the
Land Before Time to Jurassic Park, the one with the
t res it's the guy on the toilet.

Speaker 13 (31:35):
And I couldn't. And I was obviously really young. I
think I was about five and so.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Yeah, too young my.

Speaker 6 (31:42):
Learning state to say that.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
What does that do for you? That music? Amy?

Speaker 11 (31:48):
Yeah, that's traumatizing, it's triggering.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Yeah, that's free trauma from us to you.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Amy. You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
You are welcome so much.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
You're welcome. And we're talking the movies that traumatiz This
movie doesn't sound traumatizing.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
I don't understand. It's called Killer Clowns from outer Space.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Yeah, that's a no from me. What about this? This
text is so good it says mine was warhorse. I
cried for ten minutes. I cried from ten minutes until
the end. Various levels of hysteria to the point my
boyfriend nudged me at one stage and went off.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
For f's sake, it's just fake.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
I was describing the barred wire scene to a client
just yesterday and I started crying war Horse.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Thanks for your text, guys.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
There's so many good It's about a thousand of.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
About the twenty twenty three dally M Medals where SJ
missed out Absolute Trauma Forever.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Good work.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
I think it's been twenty four hours since we had
RL chat.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Yes, so glad we could get it back on the air.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
We got a quote. It a hit, so well done.
Thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
It's z it M's bringing Clint podcast.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
As Taylor Swift's new I don't know what our producers
were going on about. That's a really good song.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
That's one of my least favorites.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
That's a really good tailor stuff song. I don't know
what you guys know.

Speaker 10 (33:09):
We're trying to do, trying to rage baite me and
I'm not having it.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
It was you that was saying you didn't like it, which,
to be honest, is not one of my favorites. You
were literally saying that Elgin you had a cigarette in
one hand the other.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
I don't like that song. It's good for Mella.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
That'd be such a good rising. You don't have a
mouthful of bread.

Speaker 3 (33:27):
Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic,
not really but picking a movie title based.

Speaker 10 (33:38):
On just the plot line that she can do.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Brian Clinse, what's the plot? I saw him too.

Speaker 5 (33:46):
He was warf whistling at all the pretty girls walking pas.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Hot dog again, hot dog with a mouthful of bread.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
I'm angry. I love that you're eating just a piece
of white bread dinner tonight.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
She's eating a loaf of just white bread.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Are you eating the whole loaf?

Speaker 10 (34:07):
I've had three pieces?

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Che game, no shade, No shade, hashtag no shade. We're
playing for one and fifty dollars, guys. It's super serious,
and Alisha's here to play. What's the plot?

Speaker 8 (34:18):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Alisha? Hi, Alisha?

Speaker 15 (34:20):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (34:21):
When was the last time you had a slice of
white bread? Alisha?

Speaker 7 (34:24):
Oh, it's been a while.

Speaker 9 (34:26):
It's been a while.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
It's a bit of a treat these days, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, howpathetic are we that that's our treat?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
There's nothing better than white bread?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
Oh, feeling naughty. You might have a piece of bread, Alisha.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
If you can give two movies correctly from the plot
lines that I read out before Breed does, we're going
to transfer you one thousand and fifty dollars this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Are you excited.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
I'm very excited now, Alisha.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
I want you to win, but I'm not going to
give it to you. Okay, fair, yep.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah, we've just been talking about scary movies, so we're
gonna pivot and do instead of scary movies, silly movies.
These are all very silly comedies. Okay, okay, got it.
I'll read them out. You buzzing as soon as you
think you know what it is. Don't wait for me
to get all the way through. Brie and Alisha, good luck.
Your name is your buzzer. Here's the first one. A

(35:21):
pair of imbecilic it's a word, imbecilic best friends.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Bree Dumb and Dumber pour far out one of my
favorite movies of all time.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
I did not know that, Alisha. When I wrote that,
I did not know as one of her favorite movies
of all time.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Some of Jim Carrey's best work, The Tongue on the Pole.
Oh I mean comedy gold.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Okay, Alisha, you're on the back foot now.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
I'm Alisha.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
You got this, but you can do it. Okay, Okay, okay, No, Alisha.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
You got to believe, Alisa.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
You can do it. We believe in you.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
You Okay, come on, Alisha.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Movie number two Silly Movies Comedies.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Tom and Kate Baker compromise their careers to raise a
swag of children.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Alisha good works.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Nice Alisha, nice skin it.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I knew she believed in herself.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
See, Alisha, that's all it takes. Believe one more and
the money's yours.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Do you wanted Alicia?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
I want it?

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Do you want it?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Alisha? Yes? Give it to move.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Movie number three, The Decider.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Propelled to the top of the fashion world by their
photogenet Glaze Gaze, the.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Zoolander Blue Steal. Da damn, Alisha.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
You were right there, though, Alisha, I could feel it's
slipping away.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
We have a consolation prize in the form of fifty
KFC Chicken dollars for you.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Alisha.

Speaker 6 (37:14):
Oh awesome, thank you, thanks for playing.

Speaker 13 (37:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
We'll play again next week for eleven hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Felt good, Alisha worthy competitor yep, just quite not there yet.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
As zed M's Brinklin Podcast, The Elephant is a new
online video series that asks the big, uncomfortable questions that
New Zealanders often avoid, like is it cool to say
the sea word?

Speaker 4 (37:41):
Now Here to discuss are the hosts and two thoroughly
good sea words. It's Lydia mccamel and Mark krysl that
remark welcome.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Guys, welcome.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
What's the response been like with the lead up into
this episode coming out?

Speaker 12 (37:58):
Well, the response generally has been fantastic to the show,
which has been so good the lead up.

Speaker 10 (38:03):
I think curiosity, Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
We've had a couple of meaty ones, like we've had
one on shame and toxic masculinity.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
So people are dying for the sea word.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Yeah, even though they may have used it to describe
some of our guests that we've had previously.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Interesting.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
I just did take it back a little bit just
so we're clear, because I'm not one hundred percent sure
what the sea word is.

Speaker 12 (38:25):
Oh, well you can tell you, yeah, but then you
can take this, ah, well it's what did we say?

Speaker 10 (38:36):
It starts with sea and rhymes with hunt.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Yes, we just want you guys to say it so
much because and I can say it and that's fine,
but you.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Guys are like respected broadcasters. So I have said it
a few times, more than a few times. I've said
it in a church before. What.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Yeah, I was delivering a eulogy, and to be fair,
it was how the deceased had described me.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Okay, but I dropped it. It was fine, Yeah, it
was fine though. Yeah, it was fine. Everybody in eulogy
A eulogy for the guy. Yeah, that unreal story.

Speaker 10 (39:06):
I don't think I've ever said it. I don't think.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I mean, you know, today could be the day.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Well, it could be by the end of this interview.

Speaker 12 (39:16):
I'm not but but we were so thrilled to have
you on the show. You were just so great and
put it in context in ways that I hadn't really
thought about before. Like you you talked about the GC
and that you would never use it in a derogatory way,
but you would only ever use it with love, which
is also what Medulla of Legnata said, Who's a drag queien?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Oh my gosh, she was amazing, she said, actually.

Speaker 12 (39:42):
She said, your reaction to me is what I would
describe as see hunty.

Speaker 10 (39:46):
But she said, for serving see hunt.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Very common phrase in the drag world. It's a positive thing.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Ye yes.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
The beautiful thing about this episode too is that in
me have so not to bleep it.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
That's big.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
That's big, and we're stoked about that. And that's it's
a precedent too, because we don't because we are in
zid Me as well, that's our parent company, and surely
we can get away with saying it now.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I think, you know, if they haven't bleeped it for
this week and say it now, well brief isn't a
lot to take full advantage though.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Did your research bring you to the Azalea Banks song
two one two at all?

Speaker 10 (40:24):
Oh, that's a bit cool for us, I think right.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Youth adjacent. Youth adjacent. I like that.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
We thought we'd play you a bit of it because
the sea word is so prolific in our generation and
this song was a huge hit around the world. And
I mean, I think this lyric did get people talking,
but it didn't stop it from being a hit.

Speaker 8 (40:45):
That some to beep them.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
I naughty ask question for you guys.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Yea, it will be a time when you will be
able to say it on your drive shows all rain question.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Something we discussed in the episode was how every couple
of years we get a list of words, yes are
the worst things you can possibly say, and it's changed
over the years. You know, it used to be the
F word, the C word, and now the N word
is up there and racial slurs are the worst and
those ones are still there, but they're kind of moving

(41:29):
down the list and that's quite fascinating for us to see.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Well, this episode is out now, the Sea Word episode.
It's got bree in it, and you can stream it
on the Herald. It's on social media and you can
catch the Elephant new episodes every Thursday. Midiam and Mark,
thanks so much for talking to us.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Thanks guys having us. That's awesome.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Your GCS plays Briankland.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
This though, is a buzzy story.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Three hundred and twenty two Kiwis have been told they
have to reset their driver's licensed test because it's been
revealed that the driver's licensed testers allegedly took bribes to
pass some people. This is such a good story, so
not everyone of that three hundred and twenty two people.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
The people, yeah, they're not all guilty of bribery, but
they can't be sure who bribed and who did it?

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Right, No, they've fired They've fired five instructors.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
So it was wait, so it.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
Was an instructor bribe taking ring.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Allegedly there was a whole group of them. Allegedly Allegedly
they were the tests were done and this could affect you.
Maybe you did your test here and it hasn't reached
you yet. Where was this The tests were done at
VT and Z high Brook and East Tarmaqi and Auckland.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
And three people now going, oh, that can be me.
I think they've told everyone. Three hundred and.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Twenty two people have been contacted and they said, hey,
you know that driver's license that you've got are sorryalid
not valid?

Speaker 2 (42:57):
You've got to come back and do it again.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
God, you'd be so annoyed if you weren't one of
the people and you got your license and then you
go back to reset the test and you're nervous and
then you fail.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Yeah, and then they're looking at you fuman like, did
you actually at the first time you're one of the bribers?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Are you a briber? God?

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I'd love to know how much the bribe was.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Yeah, how much did it take? Yeah? I reckon because
one hundred do you reckon one hundred bucks?

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Or do you reckon more?

Speaker 2 (43:28):
And how do they do it?

Speaker 4 (43:28):
They're like, get the end of the test is like, okay,
you're close, not close enough, but one hundred.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Dollars will get you over the line.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Hundred dollars, one hundred dollars. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
How do you bring that up in conversation?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Or do you go to vulnerable people who are like,
I need this for my job and they're like, well.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
You slip me a hundi, I'll pop it.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Through dodgy as all hell. Like, I know this stuff
happens overseas. I know in other countries you can kind
of pay to get anything done that Yeah, yeah, New Zealand,
this is an interesting one. New Zealand regularly topped the
table of the least corrupt countries in the world.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
I'm not surprised by that.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, but this is corruption, Yeah, this is corruption, scandalous
allegedly all allegedly. We have done this before and it
always fascinates me. I want to talk to people who
failed their driver's license.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Did you look, bree. I'll be honest because I want
other people to be honest. I am a one time
driver's license test failure.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
So you failed once got it on the second go.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
I failed my learners, cried, didn't want to tell my
dad because I felt like such a disappointment.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Told him and he went.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
What did your bloody do there for?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
And then I went and.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Studied the road code, like actually studied at this time
and then passed.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, but that's your learners, thanks bre That's what dad
should have said.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
Isn't it isn't learners just a written task? Yes, it
is written test.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Yeah, it's a multitude.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
You didn't fail. You're practical. No, like you open your
actual license?

Speaker 2 (45:10):
No past that?

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (45:11):
Yeah, thanks, thanks, just wanted to clarify, build me back up.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
We want to talk to people who, like, if you
had the chance to bribe an instructor, you would have
because you know driving is not your thing, but you
still need a driver's life.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Maybe you still don't have your license, maybe it's been
a decade of you trying to get your license.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Can we find New Zealand's most failed driver.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
It's a safe space here. We're not going to judge you,
and you can.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Call us and tell us the truth and we could
bribe you some KFC to tell us your story. You know,
is something wrong with that? It's all above board.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
I think bribes are fine as long as they come
from a good place.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yeah, as long as the intentions are good.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I feel the same about blackmail.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Yeah, I mean a little bit of blackmail never hurt
no one.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
How many times did you fail your driver's license test?

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Tdms Bree and Clint podcast.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
We're talking about the story Burg News three hundred and
twenty two Kiwis have to reset their driver's license test
because allegedly some VT and Z workers in East Tarmaki
were taking bribes to pass people who shouldn't have passed.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Yeah, people.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Have been let go, allegedly, allegedly because that's what they
figured out eventually was happening.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Allegedly. Allegedly.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
We were hypothesizing on how much the bribe was and
someone sexed it and said, I don't know how much
a dodgy license cost at VT and Z Highbrook.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
But this story absolutely.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Explains the shocking driver capabilities witnessed daily on East Auckland Road.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Oh no, yeah, well, flooding the market with shit driver.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Yeah, it sounds like people were ready and now they're
on the road.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Someone else said, just on the bribery thing. They said
it for drivers license TESTA offered a bribe to be bribed,
they said, I.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Would have blackmailed them. Pass me or I'm telling I
think that's how they've got caught. I think someone finally
coddened on to the fact that they can double bluff
them and go.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Actually, and they blew the whole bribing ring out of
the water.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
They blew it wide open. We want to try and
find New Zealand's most failed driver this afternoon.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
How many times did it take before you got your license?

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Casey's on the line, Cutter, Casey, Hi, Casey.

Speaker 16 (47:37):
Killer guys, a long time listener, first time caller.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
This she is, Go Casey, Go Casey.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Good to have you here, Casey. How many times did
you fail your driver's license?

Speaker 10 (47:53):
Well?

Speaker 6 (47:53):
I only failed it once, but I failed it as
a forty four year old adult.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
See, so you never had it. You never had it.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Tell us the backstory. How come you were forty four
and going for your license?

Speaker 6 (48:07):
Okay, backstory is fifteen years old, got my learners and
then just drove on it right up until I was
in my late twenties.

Speaker 13 (48:16):
And then my husband forced me.

Speaker 6 (48:18):
To get my restricted Yeah, and I just sat sat
there happily.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Okay, see around on my restrictors.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Right, so you had you you've had your New Zealand license.
Yeah yeah, just not officially, just not that's that's a
key we license.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah, they're all key licenses.

Speaker 3 (48:36):
What are you talking about? No where where you have it?
But you don't.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Oh, I see what you mean, key license. Yeah, yeah,
the restrictor is the KEYWI fall Yeah, I see what
you mean. Yeah, thank you, Casey. Let's go to Semi.
One hundred dials it in high Sammy, Hi, Sammy Hi.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
Also a long time listener first won.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
SMI serv.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
I'm noticing a trend. We finally lured you in Semi.
How many times did you fail your driver's license?

Speaker 6 (49:08):
Mine was my learner's license and I failed four times.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
It's got to beat your confidence down a bit, Semi.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
I had just had surgery, so my face was like
swollen from my wisdom teeth and all yellow.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
So I blame that.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
But it does get teopas time you resaid it does it?
You just have to wait two hours and two hours through.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Yeah, that's so crazy.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
And question for you did you get your your actual
license first goore.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
Yah.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
Yeah, well the practical was fine. It was just the
theory some people freedom stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Yeah yeah, good at.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
The written Just let me out there, coach, put me in.
I'll show you what I can do.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Great tics on this someone said I failed my class
five learners four times. Class fivers like your HT license,
so you can drive trucks yep for times a charm,
although the four fails were all on the same day
because I was not going down easy.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Good on. You made them work for it. Let me
go in. I love this one.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
I passed technically, but the instructor said that I shouldn't have.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I love that little stam at the inn.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
I'll put you through, but I shouldn't be giving you.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Just so you know your shot. That was Please practice, okay, please,
I passed all three first go. But my sister failed
her restricted three times and she's now twenty five and
still hasn't got her full license.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Way to call out your sister on the radio. This one.
My nephew paid five hundred bucks to get his license.
Oh that's a bribery.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
One interesting allegedly allegedly allegedly Kelly's here, Hi Kelly.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Hi, Kelly, Hire, Hi Clent. Go Kelly, go Kelly. We've
hit We've hit the triple Kelly.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
How many times you fail your driver's license?

Speaker 15 (51:05):
Five?

Speaker 14 (51:05):
Am I restricted?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Five restricted?

Speaker 15 (51:09):
Billy ninety nine. I was pregnant and at the time
we were living on Pocky Cory, so they didn't have
any lights. Yeah, so I had like you're going through
the roundabout and realized you had to indicate go and out.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
That explains one failure? What about the other four?

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (51:30):
They were all the same bloody thing. I didn't learn
my listen the first.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
Time, you've failed five times for making the exact same mistake.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Oh, Kelly, Yeah, Kelly, as most people on the roads
don't know that rule now, So I mean, I don't
blame you.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
I like to think I like to think it was
the same instructor every time, Kelly. And they were like, Jesus, Kelly,
you've done it again. Kelly's damned Kelly. Are you a
fully licensed driver?

Speaker 17 (52:00):
Now?

Speaker 4 (52:00):
I know that was twenty six years ago, but have
you got Have you broken the back of that and
got your license?

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Now?

Speaker 15 (52:05):
Yes? I have?

Speaker 3 (52:06):
I am.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
Yeah, I'm a perfect driver.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
We are so proud of good and if people just
want to watch out for you on the roads where driving.

Speaker 15 (52:15):
Yeah, yeah, I'm no one not indicating an a roundabouts.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
You can't miss it. Thanks Kelly, very good.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Oh my god, there's so many texts on this, Yeah,
so many.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
So don't feel so bad. Yeah, if you're a repeat failure, yeah, there's.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Lots of people.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
There's people talking about how they didn't get their learners
until they were twenty nine and then it took another
three years to get there.

Speaker 3 (52:42):
Restricted.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
There was someone who failed, they're restricted four times. I
drove on my learners in Wellington for seven years, moved
back to my hometown in Blenham and got my full
license within a year.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Good on you.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Young guy at my work has failed his learner's license
eight times. He still doesn't have.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
That, poor guy.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
I'm not telling the people that you work with because
they will they will start to think that you're not
qualified to do anything about.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
What about this mum calling out her son.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
My son failed is restricted seven times, just calling out
her son.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
It's brilliant. Thanks guys, very good.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
We got pusha Woodman, the black Fern's goat on the
show just after five point thirty.

Speaker 8 (53:25):
I differently had Barbie dolls and I made them do everything.
They were hanging from the roof with my brother's Action men. Yes,
like they were getting eaten by his dinosaurs. They were
being thrown around in the cars.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
And you saw that, and you're like, I could do
that for a career.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
That's where it came from.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
She is a Barbie doll.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
Now.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
I was making my Barbie dolls do everything with my
Action men. Also also with Barbies. Yeah, Barbie's an Action men.
It was match made in heaven.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
But Barbies and Barbies No, no, nah.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
Maybe maybe Barbies and sometimes the horses.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Jesus Christ push Women's on the show soon three.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Birthday, they kissed kiss It's nice birthday.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Banger is the number one song on your sixteenth birthday
and Morgan is going to go first.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Cura Morgan, Hi Morgan, Hi guy God, how are you? Morgan?

Speaker 6 (54:26):
I'm so good?

Speaker 9 (54:26):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (54:27):
That's lovely. What is your day to birth?

Speaker 6 (54:31):
Nineteen ninety five?

Speaker 5 (54:32):
All right, that means you are sixteen and twenty eleven.
We've done our calculations, Morgan. Here's your birthday banger.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
What a banger?

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Cobrah Starship twenty eleven.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
You gotta like that one, Morgan.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Touch a good song, Touch a good song? Yeah that's
about okay.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Wait there, we're going to do a birthday banger for
Briar Curder. Brier, Briar, what have you been doing today? Mate?

Speaker 13 (55:03):
I'm just just making dinner.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
What's for dinner? What's for tea?

Speaker 13 (55:07):
We're trying to make kvesa chicken.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Do you have eleven herbs and spices? We do.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
We're trying to Are you following a recipe that you
found or are you making it up?

Speaker 7 (55:20):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (55:20):
No, we're following a recipe.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Yeah nice, I'd love to know how that turns out.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
You let us know.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
What is your birthday? Brier?

Speaker 13 (55:28):
July eighth, ninety three.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
All right, that means you.

Speaker 5 (55:30):
Were sixteen in two thousand and nine and on that day,
you know nine, This was.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
At the top.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Okays garter. So back here the dance floor. What do
you reckon?

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Brian?

Speaker 13 (55:44):
I don't like it?

Speaker 5 (55:45):
Oh no, it's okay, pee go nine though, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Tell us? Are you doing the KFC homemade KFC and
a pressure cooker?

Speaker 13 (55:56):
I've just like looked to see that we need that,
so I don't have that?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
So no, oh no, So what are you gonna do
just deep fry it?

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Probably a double deep fry it?

Speaker 5 (56:11):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Maybe have you got a deep fryer?

Speaker 7 (56:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Okay, good few lucky? Okay, wait, they're one more birthday're
begging for page high page high page? Hello?

Speaker 3 (56:21):
What have you been doing today? Page?

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Just work?

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Just what what do you do for work?

Speaker 11 (56:28):
I do admin at a sleeper We do machinery training
and licensing.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Oh a lot a lot of people failing their machinery
license page?

Speaker 18 (56:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (56:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Are you open to bribes?

Speaker 8 (56:43):
Page?

Speaker 3 (56:44):
You're taking a bribe?

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (56:47):
But she's open. Good, she's open to it. Hey, what's
your birthday?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Page?

Speaker 13 (56:50):
The first of October two thousand and three?

Speaker 5 (56:53):
All right, that means you were sixteen and twenty nineteen
in the first of October twenty nineteen.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
This was number one.

Speaker 5 (57:00):
Great, so they got them me rot tell us play the.

Speaker 3 (57:04):
Mauth truth hurts. What are you reckon about? Lizzo? Page?

Speaker 9 (57:11):
I quite like that song cooking?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Yeah that song. That song's a banger.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Okay, wait there page, we're going to decide between Cobra,
Starship Cascada and Lizzo.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
I like them all.

Speaker 2 (57:23):
I like them all.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
I could. I'll be happy with it. All three.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
I vote Cobra Starship.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
I'll go with you. But Ken, we bring Bria back
on for a second. Bria, are you there?

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Hey, briar, Hey, do you want fifty KFC chicken dollars
just in case?

Speaker 13 (57:43):
In case failure?

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Yeah, yeah, we don't think it will be with that.

Speaker 5 (57:46):
You're going to succeed, it'll go great, but just in case,
just as a backup.

Speaker 13 (57:51):
Oh, definitely take that.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Okay, you hold the line. Brian will hook you up
with some CAFC.

Speaker 13 (57:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Just you know, we don't want people.

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Going hungry, no way, Morgan, you're the winder. A birthday banger. Congratulations,
thank you, sweet airs.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Cobra Starship.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
How good Brian Clint from twenty eleven. You're on ZIM
looking for.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
You Zenans Brian Clint, Cobra Starship and you made me
feel on ZIM Brian Clint.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
That's a birthday banger for Morgan. It came out in
the year twenty eleven.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
We've got Porscha Woodman on the show next. And my
brother has messaged me okay and he rarely listens to
this show and he goes shut out.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Aiden Good Debby listener.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
Aiden's listening because Porsial Woodman's on the show. He's like,
I love hersh is amazing she is and so he
is tuning in for.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
That next Oh how good.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
It just goes to.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
Show the kind of how pulling power that's a superstar
like Porsial Woodman has.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
We should get her on the show full time.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Yeah, why not bring her in?

Speaker 2 (59:05):
Couldn't Probably couldn't afford it.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
She'd be pretty expensive.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Anyway, she's a barbie doll.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
She's been turned into a barbie and we're going to
talk to Porscha Woodman about that next on zim Hey.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
It's brought here from Zidiam's Late Show serving all the
Biggest Hits Luxuries Late Brian Clint Podcast.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
There's a new Barbie in town and if you're not careful,
she'll tackle your ass. Welcome to the show, Poorscha Woodman.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
How are we You might.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Not recognize me because the last time I interviewed you,
I did it with my ass.

Speaker 7 (59:41):
To sit around. But you know this is yeah, that
makes sense.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
I know you now that needs context.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Everybody.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Last time we interviewed you, Poorscha Woodman was on the
waterfront alone. O mar was there and we got YouTube
to arm wrestle on Breeze back in front of the
world's media, and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Porsche's decision to get me to bend down to be
the table.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Yeah, she didn't tell you to bring the camera though,
how to turn around?

Speaker 7 (01:00:07):
I think in that footage you can see like, do
you want to know? Okay, fine, you stay there?

Speaker 12 (01:00:11):
Girl?

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Have you tried a couple of times? Actually?

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
And then you're like, oh, well, she's made her bed,
she can line it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
You're a Barbie doll? Now, what the hell?

Speaker 7 (01:00:19):
Yep, I am, what the heck, what the heck? I
know it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
When did you first learn that they were going to
make a Barbie doll out of your likeness?

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
It was prior to World Cup and I can't quite remember,
but I feel like she was going to be created
before I even went was going to the World Cup,
before I even got selected, So I knew, well before
the World Cup.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
She's lucky you got selected then that would have been.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
This Barbie doll has been made for a reason, and
a really good reason. It's to encourage young girls to
stick with the sport, particularly as they get older. Porsha woman,
why do you think girls are more likely to drift
away from playing sport as they she's into like young adulthood.

Speaker 7 (01:01:01):
Well, I think the biggest part is the confidence. You know,
you go through.

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
Primary school, intermediate and you're still like buzzing, You're still
the same as you know, boys and everyone else in
your school.

Speaker 7 (01:01:12):
You're kind of the same size.

Speaker 8 (01:01:14):
And then as you get towards you know, puberty in
high school, your body starts to change, and then your
interest starts to change, and hormones go all crazy, and
then you don't really like the way you look or
you're all these different things that go through your mind.
But it's just about trying to find inspiration. Like for me,
sports keep me out of trouble. Like if I wasn't
in sports, I would have been a.

Speaker 7 (01:01:34):
Naughty kid, and I'm grateful for it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Did you push a woman have Barbie dolls growing up?
And if you did, what kind of hell did you
put those dolls through?

Speaker 8 (01:01:44):
I definitely had Barbie dolls and I made them do everything.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
They were hanging from the roof with.

Speaker 8 (01:01:50):
My brother's Action men, like they were getting eaten by
his dinosaurs.

Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
They were being thrown around in the cars. I had
Barbie dolls for sure.

Speaker 8 (01:01:57):
I went through a rough stage where she was getting
thrown around and you.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Saw that and you're like, I could do that for
a career.

Speaker 7 (01:02:05):
That's where it came from.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
That was my inspiration for percent if she can do it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
What does it mean to you, Porscha, to be such
an inspiration to not only young girls, but young kids
who want to do exactly what you've done.

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
Oh? Man, I feel like it's the It means the world.

Speaker 8 (01:02:19):
And I think every athlete has a dream, right and
I feel for all of us it is to be
an inspiration. It is for our younger selves if we
could inspire them to chase their dreams.

Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
You know, for me, coming from.

Speaker 8 (01:02:32):
A said well being a multi girl, I want to
be the inspiration for people, for people who come from
small areas that you chase a dream, you work really
hard for it and you have a lot of fun
on the way, and who knows you could be a
barbie or even being a billboard.

Speaker 7 (01:02:45):
For me, it was amazing. It's cliches. It is the
sky is the limit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
I love how you said you could be a barbie, yeah,
or you could be the greatest triscorer in New Zealand
rugby history. You know, like great.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
I want to ask you, because I'm obsessed.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
If you've seen the compilation videos on TikTok of you
just absolutely destroying your competition. Do you watch those and
do you think is that me? Did I do all
that stuff?

Speaker 8 (01:03:12):
I watched them definitely, And the girls give me so
much shit for it because they're like, oh.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
You're just watching another highlights picture.

Speaker 8 (01:03:18):
I'm like, yeah, no, it's my inspiration.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
It's a visualization.

Speaker 8 (01:03:25):
It's to prove that, yes, I can do that, no
matter how much stuff doubt.

Speaker 16 (01:03:28):
I have.

Speaker 5 (01:03:29):
My favorite one's the one where you pick up the
other player and use her as a battering rap. Oh
my god, no, wonder people are terrified of you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
That's such great news, Porsha woman, that you have been
turned into a Barbie doll. The only downsider is that
this doll is one of one. I feel like if
they did a whole line of them, key with girls
would be lining up to buy this.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
But they're not.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
And it's for a good cause. Still, So who gets
the one Porscha Woodman Barbie doll?

Speaker 15 (01:03:59):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:03:59):
I have her right here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
She is on the bookshelf.

Speaker 7 (01:04:03):
This is next to the main Rose Gold medal. She's
assumed a position of the eternal fend Well.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Congratulations on everything, Poorscha, congrats on the barbie. Great to
talk to you, And if you ever come in from
an interview, bring the barbie with you. We'll make a
Brie barbie as well, and your barbie can like wrestle
an action man on Breeze back again and we can
recreate the whole thing perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:04:28):
The ZM Podcast Network, we are the leading show for
maritime and aviation based news. We take it very seriously
and we bring you all the biggest stories in maritime
and aviation. Absolutely we do, and this is a big
story in aviation at the moment. A budget Canadian airline

(01:04:50):
known as west Jet have just announced that their customers
will no longer be able to recline their seats on
their aircrafts okay, unless they pay extra.

Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Geez, it's an upgrade.

Speaker 5 (01:05:03):
Really, look at Claudia's speageous, outrageous.

Speaker 4 (01:05:10):
So the seats can recline and it costs the airline
nothing for the seats to recline, but.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
They will charge you extra if you want to recline.

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
Well, actually, I think they'll have different sections.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
A reclining section and a non reclaiming s, I believe.
So it says here that they're reconfiguring.

Speaker 5 (01:05:30):
They're Boeing seven three sevens and other different aircrafts, and
they're calling it a more modern cabin experience where there
will be different seating options.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
That's i e.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
A way to make some more money vintage experience.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
They want to have biggest chairs. Everyone would get foods
that come down with a roast ham. Yeah, you can.
You could smoke. You're meant to drink. Dress up the budget,
the budget, some.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Of the budget options are getting so grim now. But
you get so little ligroom, you get no screen in
the back of the seat, there's.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
No food, literally a bare minimum.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
And they've put a lot of the American airlines that
fly around America like it's basically just a bus in
the sky, which is fine, I guess, But we just
keep a little bit of Can we just keep a
little bit of joy, a little.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Bit of the real cheap because of it? If I
could go international flight one hundred bucks, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
I tried to look up how much it would cost
for that upgrade, but I couldn't find it. But I
have come up with a few ideas that I think
I would actually be into for upgrades.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
Upgrades you'd pay for yeah, okay, an.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
Upgrade I would definitely pay for is well. Actually, something
that I think they should bring in is something called
the middle seat lottery. Okay, And so if you happen
to get put in a middle seat, it means you
automatically enter a draw to win a free upgrade.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Yeah, so you're willing to take a metal seat, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
And if you tically go into this lottery.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
One person could get bumped up love that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Into like first class business class. How bloody good? I
think that they also. I'd also be willing to pay
for foot smell alarms, so that if someone takes their
shoes off, it politely, politely blasts into their ears put
them back on.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Now I'd go one further. You have to go through
the body scanner before you get on the flight. I'd
like it to be an odor scanner as well.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
And you can fail the odor scan and if you
have body odor of any sort, you'll put into some
form of quarantine until you sort yourself out a shower.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Yeah, they just like, you know, hit you with a
pressure washer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Before you get stuck in a tin can with three
hundred other people.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
What about a gossip channel?

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
So you know how if you have the headphones on
the flight and you plug in and they've got the channels,
what about out like just the in flight audio feed
of flight attendants and other passengers.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Like, yeah, absolutely, I would love that. I'd be so invested.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
And you can join an anonymously. It's got a little
microphone on the headphones and you just come in and
you go anonymous.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Here, what good entertainment?

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
Yeah, put him back on anonymous here the guy next
to me absolutely iffing steaks.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Rades. Yeah, that's that's what I think.

Speaker 5 (01:08:30):
But I mean, if you want to fly west Jet,
just be prepared that if you want to recline, it'll
cost you extra.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
If you fly wish Jit, prepare to remain erect on.

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
That's that should be their slogan, flying erect erect on
west Jet.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
No, that doesn't work on it's z MS, bringing Clinton
Podcast Chat GPT. Do you use it a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
More and more? Yeah, yeah, but using it at least
once a day recently.

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
Really.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:04):
We use it quite a lot in our home for advice, Yeah,
just on anything.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Yeah, I use a lot with my kids.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
So we'll be in the car and they'll have a
question that I can't answer, like Dad, why is the
sky blue?

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
And I'm like, I don't know. Let's ask the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Oh see, that's smart.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
We use it a lot if there's something wrong with
our dog and we're like, hey, these are the symptoms. Yeah,
it's slowly replacing Google, right, yeah, slowly replaces Google. I
saw this trend though, which was quite interesting to me,
where people are asking their chat GPT.

Speaker 3 (01:09:35):
What is their curse?

Speaker 15 (01:09:37):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Okay, and not to explain, right, but then if it says.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
Something and you need a bitter explanation, then you can.
And I thought we could do it to see how
well our chat GPTs.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Noah, Well, the more you use.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
It, obviously, the more it knows about you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
But the other day I was talking to it about
cats and then it just said and then it was like,
for example, Clint your cat Bowie blah blah blah. I
was like, whoa, So yeah, so it started my story
about me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Okay, should we.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
Start with yours? All you have to say is yeah,
chat GPT, what is my curse? Don't explain high chat GPT.
I hope you're having a good day today? Can you
please tell me what my curse is?

Speaker 18 (01:10:18):
Either, I'm doing great, Thanks for asking. As for your curse,
I'm not actually aware of any curse you might have.
If you mean something specific, feel free to give me
more details and I'll do my best.

Speaker 17 (01:10:29):
To help out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Looks like I am curse free.

Speaker 17 (01:10:32):
Baby, you've trained your chat GPT. Yeah, I don't show
the chat PT the real meat. I just do you
not under Instagram version of me?

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Yeah? Okay? Should we try mine?

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Go on them?

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Hi chat GPT? What is my curse? Don't explain?

Speaker 7 (01:10:51):
You remember every embarrassing thing you've ever said in h D?

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
What the hell that is so accurate for me as
a person if you know anything about me?

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Right? Wow? How did it? Wow? Okay? Should I ask
it to explain further? Yeah? Can you please explain further?

Speaker 11 (01:11:12):
Your curse is hyper self awareness. You replay moments, the
awkward comments, weird jokes, accidental overshares like a director's cut
in your head at two am.

Speaker 7 (01:11:23):
You can't let them fade.

Speaker 11 (01:11:24):
Your brain keeps them on a highlight reel, zoomed in
with full emotional surround sound. It makes you incredibly empathetic
and self reflective, but also kind of haunted by your
own greatest hits of crinch.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
What the hell?

Speaker 4 (01:11:37):
That's creepy as I mean, I've known you for eight
years and I know that that's accurate.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
That's a computer that's only been around for a year.
How does it know?

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
See that freaks me out. I'm going to think about
that later.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
I need to ask it one more time.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
Surely ask it again and say, don't explain. I think
that's the key.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
There's a trend where people are asking the questions. So
I'm going to ask you again, chet GPT, what's my curse?
Don't explain? Got it?

Speaker 18 (01:12:02):
No worries at all? And yep, you're definitely case free
in my book. If you got anything else on your mind,
I'm here for it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Oh looks like I'm perfect. You, however, got a whole problems.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
It's MS Brilling Clint Podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
That's the end of the show.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
What's everyone?

Speaker 5 (01:12:21):
Have you?

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
No producers? Do you know? Probably hot chips at the
arena because I'm going to Teddy Lucky you Ella? What
are you having? Hummers?

Speaker 10 (01:12:38):
Ignore that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
We I can't talk. I'm so excited, blood sugar Hummers
today She had four pieces of white bread though just
right around.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Chips at the arena vegan noodles. I'm heaven.

Speaker 5 (01:13:01):
It sounds yuck okay, but here sound worse than elas
sounds yuck, but hear me out. It's an asparagus, lemon,
juice tunor pasta.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Yuh discuss they see.

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
Thet the adults get it and with the parmesan on top.

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
There's nothing in that the elocuitt except for the asparagus.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
No wonder she doesn't like it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Huh needs to grow the hell up.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
See you tomorrow.

Speaker 18 (01:13:37):
Plays Ms Briing clint On Inster, Facebook, TikTok

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
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