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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
Good afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Brian Clint Show. We
are entering that part of the year where outdoor events
are back on the cards.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Festivals, favorite timing year.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Concerts, food festivals, things like that. I just got an
invite to something which is outdoors and in the invite
it says they've hired a witch off Itsy to cast
a good weather spell for the event to make sure
because this event got rained out last year, so they've
gone on Itsy in the.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Booked a witch that's gonna sol it.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
That's a good idea, especially if you've got a win
income up.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I mean, I wonder how much the weather witch costs?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Can you get a witch on fiver?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
And is she related to the Wicked witch?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
And does the witch have after pay all good questions
to us?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, and does the witch pay tax?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I've never hired a witch before.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Haven't you. No, I've dealt with a few good witches
over my time, have you. Yeah, a couple of couple
of good witches. Not the bad ones though, No steer
clear of them.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
They scam you.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah yeah, they will take yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Fun show on the way for you guys today. What's
the plot is back? Our movie guessing game? Been a
couple of weeks, but we're going to play today for
one three hundred dollars cash? Can you believe that.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That is a lot of cash? What is the highest
amount this game has ever gotten up to?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I feel like we got close to to grand I've
got memories of us playing somewhere in the South Island,
maybe like eighteen Hydro eighteen or nineteen hundreds. Yeah, anyway,
it's a biggie thirteen hundred dollars in time for cross
instead of be nice pod, all you have to do
is get two movies correct before Breeders. Just two and
(02:05):
we'll do that at four point thirty this afternoon. Right now, though,
we're going to.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Play Trady Versus Lady the Trades on ninety eight. The
Ladies only two behind on ninety six plays Briankland. It's
treaty versus leading. All right, let's do the dance. Trady
versus Lady. The trades on ninety eight, the Ladies on
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ninety six.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Ladies can still level the playing field by the end
of the week, but they need to win today to
do that. Our lady is in crash it. She is
thirty two and her first dog was named after the
Spice Girls. Welcome to the show, Sam.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hi, Sam, Which Spice girl? All of them? Just the
name of spice.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Spice the dog.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Dude, I thought you named it like tumeric or something.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
No, no, Spice girl.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Okay, you're taking on out of trading today. They are
from Palmerston, North. They are also thirty two, and she
is a great. Oh, she is a great. She is
great according to her son. Welcome to the show, Hannah.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Hi, Hannah, Hello.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Is that correct? That says that you are a great
on this list? Here? What is you're great at?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
What he said? I'm a great mom My, great mom?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
That's cut.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That's lovely. Do you buy him gifts? We did go
to the Loly shop after school yesterday.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
It have been a bit sweetened up.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Well, Hannah the great mum. Your buzzer is Trady, Sam.
Your buzzer as Lady, the first of three correct dancers
is going to get fifty dollars cash this afternoon thanks
to KFC good luck.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Here we go. Question number one. What famous former footballer
is Posh Spice married too? Trady Lady, Yes.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Hannah, David Beckon?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
David Beckham is David Beckham? Question number two, that's one
to the trade is what animal makes this noise? Samsco
and the first turkey turkey is a turkey gobble gobble.
We are won a piece in this game. Question number three,
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buzzing when you can tell me who sings this? Sam's
in pink. It is the go to herself pink. Two
to the ladies. One to the trades. Question number four,
in which track and field event might an athlete use
the scissor technique? Trady, Yes, Hannah, Hi jump it is
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hyjahe game. We're all tied up to a piece. Here
comes question number five for the win. Who played Iron
Man in the Marvel movies? Hannah just got in Junior
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a little whistle from the benches, but will allow it.
That means, Hannah, well done, mate. You've picked up fifty
dollars cash and a win for the Trades amazing.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Thank you guys so much.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You've done the ladies, and that's okay. You've picked your team.
You are team Trady, Kennah.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
And today Kenna's team money, Hanna's team win it all costs.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, hey, thanks ladies. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'm lucky.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Sam Trade's good A ninety nine. Can you believe it?
Ladies On ninety six.
Speaker 7 (05:37):
GDMS Brie and Clint Podcast, It's officially twenty eight days
to Christmas.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
And I pose the question to you guys yesterday as
a show, I said, could we, as a show create
a Christmas song? The Bree and Clint Christmas Song? There's
money to be made, lucrative business. Look at Mariah Carey,
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look at it made millions, look at Elviss, look.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
At Boo Blayla.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Of course, absolutely, why can't we have a piece of
that pie? But here's the thing. I do see a
gap in the market for a Christmas song that we
could place into that gap. But I think we need
to outsource to the people that listen to this show
(06:29):
a new exciting theme. So I've done some research, right,
and here's what's here's what we're going to do. We're
going to crowdsource the different themes and topics that are
going to be in our Christmas song because we've heard
this is what I've got from my research. The Christmas
songs that are out there. A lot of religious.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Songs they've got that covered, about.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Baby Jesus, you know, Nativity scenes, all that jazz. There's
a lot about winter and snow.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It's gonna say snow's a big topic, which.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Not relevant for us here in New Zealand. No, there's
a lot of Christmas songs about getting together with family, yep.
A lot of romantic love songs are the Christmas songs?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Oh yeah, like being with the one you love. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
A lot of songs about Santa and Rudolph all the Reindeer.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
A lot of songs about coming home, yeah, gift giving
home for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
We've heard those. Yeah, we know we've got them. They're great,
But we need to come up with something fresh, something new.
And this is where we put it to you guys
listening to people, what are the different things that you
think need to be in the Breeing Clint Christmas song.
Because we're putting this thing together, it's happening.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
What's the relatable to everybody Christmas theme that we can
run through. Bring Clint Christmas original.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
A great example that came through yesterday, Dad putting up
the trampoline.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Oh yeah, Dad building a trampoline on Christmas Eve.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I just had a thought, I said, a thought of
our overarching theme could be, Yeah, being hungover on Christmas Day.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I love it. Oh, because who in their right mind isn't.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
There's a time of your life. It's sort of just
before you have kids, after you leave school, and just
before you have kids where every Christmas Day you are
violently hungover from partying. On Christmas Eve, you.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Go back to your hometown. Everyone's there, people you went
to school with, and you all meet at the pub
in town and you get absolutely lit.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Isn't it relatable?
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And then the next day you're like, oh.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
You go to midnight Mass with mum completely off your
fricking tits.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
That's a great we can put that in. There is
a part of the Christmas song. But we need more.
We need more.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Meat, more meat on the bone, more ham more ham.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
More Christmas ham put that in. We can put that
into the song. I wait, hundred dials in them, or
you can text through your suggestions What do you think
needs to be in the brand Clint Christmas song?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
What would make it truly Christmas e for you? Because
we want it, we want it to reflect because, like
you said, there's no snow. We want to reflect a
Kiwi Christmas absolutely.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
And something that's relevant here in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, yeah, you know, yeah, oh one hundred. Does it
in or text your ideas to nine six nine six.
Brie said, we're crowdsourcing it this afternoon and we don't
have long to put this together either.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Twenty eight days, twenty eight days, Fenklin.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And Morgan willand On Zidi and Brian Clint. I had
some help and we need your help right NOWLD.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
That is a great transition.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
That's good radio. That's just good radio.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It's just good solid radio. We're doing it, guys, We're
creating our own Christmas song. It is happening. I'm getting
more and more excited as as the time goes on.
Hearing the suggestions that you guys are coming up with.
On nine six ninety six makes me excited about this Christmas.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You for a new Christmas song. No offense to Mariah,
but but we've heard it. But she's carrying she's got
Christmas on her back? Yeah, how much long.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
It can be lost?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
There can be another Christmas song, It can be more
than one Christmas song, but we want it to be
authentic and relatable, particularly to the Kiwi Christmas experience, because
everyone's writing about a Northern Hemisphere Christmas. Yeah, we need
we have a very different Christmas down here.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
It's a very different vibe down here in New Zealand.
So that's what we want to bring to you the people.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
We said, what should be included? What topics in our
Christmas song? Someone said, can we please sing about putting
our presents on trade me on Boxing Day? Brilliant? Brilliant?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Someone said, what about waiting for the pavlova to rise
and it never does?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Great?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
How about Nana saying something offensive over the morning mimosas
put that in the song. It's not Christmas if Nana's
not being mildly racist over a mimosa.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, it definitely isn't. Someone else said, what about the
dead Christmas tree because it died of the heat of
the summer.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, it's great. Did I Christmas Day? Maria is here?
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Maria, Hi, Maria, Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
How are you thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
What needs to be in our all new Christmas song that.
Speaker 8 (11:09):
Every second Auntie brings the brockly salad.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
With the little cranberries in it, Maria, yes, answer, and
the shaved almonds.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Oh yeah, I'm here in the chopped almonds.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, and the bacon Maria, Oh.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Boogie, yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
What is it? Do the Aunties not talk to each
other or do people just love broccoli salad that much?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I don't know, it's everybody just loves it.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
It seems like something a bit different to do.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
But then all of a sudden, there's so many brockly
salad healthy. It's light for summer, you know, can one
of you know an egg salad?
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Please?
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Looks quite Christmas Eve. It's green and red and yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, we need some nineties Aunties to come back with
the deviled eggs or something like that.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Oh I love a diviult egg. That's a great suggestion, Maria.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'm going to go out on a lemon and say
it's in.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
It's it's in the Christmas song.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
Awesome, thank you, very good.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Isra's here Hi Israel, Hi Ezra Hi, Merry Christmas, Israel.
What should be in our Christmas song?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Fish shipra on the beach, on on the be Hell, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
My friend Israel, You've got great Christmas energy. Can I
ask what do you want for Christmas?
Speaker 9 (12:19):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (12:20):
I watch some video game.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, that's a great time on Christmas. You know, just
backing on a video game not talking to any of
the family that's there, Sorry, can't talk to play the.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Game is candicate. I think he needs more sugar.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Someone text her and said, we're taking suggestions on the
Christmas song and we are legit. We're putting this together.
We don't know genre yet, we don't know if we're
going to have any celebrities on it, but that's all
work in progress. Someone said it should be uh, you
should talk about the backyard cricket that's played on Christmas
and how one sibling always has a meltdown because the
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other one got more hits than them.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Oh my god, so relatable. You have to include everyone's
sitting on their phones instead of talking to each other
on Christmas Day. That's good, very relatable.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
What about what about the gas bottle for the barbecue
at Christmas Lunch always being empty?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Go and fill your guests bottle up. Now for you,
go and fill it up now.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
No one's doing this.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Take it to take it to mobile, just swap it.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Now, I'll be going down to the servo on Christmas Day.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Dad wearing his new Christmas socks with his jandles.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
How good?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Hell, yeah, that's going on the song.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Someone else said, you need to put in the fact
that our every family there's always an argument or three. Yeah,
that's going in the song.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Mum doing all the work and Dad doing a little
bit of nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Well, love it. What about breaking up before Christmas so
you don't have to buy gifts?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah, that's going in the song.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
And then you get to go to the festival's single
as well to do it early so you're not pressed
on Christmas.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
That's a fun that's a fun summer. What about this?
This has to be in the Christmas song. Dad picking
up all the Christmas wrapping vigorously, just as you've opened
the gift.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Yeah, he's going around.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It's going in the Christmas song.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
And then Mum rifling through the box to see he
hasn't thrown out any of the prisons along with the
wrapping paper.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
My Mum's texting, oh yes, she goes, you better be
putting it to like an Elvis theme.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Okay, yeah, sure, that Elvis theme will take it under consideration.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
It will go on consideration.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, I reckon. You guys should put in the song
taste testing or the cookie time cookies at the supermarket
before you buy them.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, that's always a good time at Christmas. But these
are such good suggestions.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, dragging. This is how Mariah wrote her song.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I think, so yeah, yeah, she crowdsourced.
Speaker 9 (14:48):
You know.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
The lyrics I think include your uncle getting drunk and
racing electric scooters on his driveway and then ending up
at A and E and going to hospital for five
days requiring plastic surgery to his face. It seems quite specific,
seems very specific, but I hate but at the same
time relatable. Yeah so yeah. No idea is a bad.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Idea means Brancolin.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Time for the tea.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
This is the tea.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay. I got in trouble for this yesterday. So spoiler
alert if you're watching Dancing with the Stars America and
you're not up to date yet, I'm about to reveal
who the winner is.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Surely everyone knows by now, surely you are everywhere.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Okay it was Robert Irwin. Hooray. Hooray. Robert Irwin, son
of Steve Irwin, has one Dancing with the Stars twenty
twenty five. He's very emotional too. Here's some audio of
him getting the glitter ball yesterday.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Robert, all right, shall we up? Please do.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Bring it over.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
Your right now.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
My sister said advanced, thank you for changing my life.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
God he's good. Eh, he's so good.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
He's just so likable.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
His sister Bindi was there. There's a very cool photo
because she took her mirrorball to the final as well.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Because if you don't know about ten years ago she
won Dancing een years ago, I think, so wow, Yeah,
she won Dancing with the Stars Americas.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Well, it's such a huge commitment anyone who goes on
that show. And I've been wondering what Robert Irwin gets
for winning Dancing with the Stars, and I've found exactly
how much they get paid. Oh so, Variety Magazine has
confirmed that the starting salary for the celebrities on Dancing
with the Stars in twenty twenty five. You get one
hundred and twenty five thousand dollars US. Okay, just for
(16:42):
doing the show, right, whether you get out in the
first round or not. One hundred and twenty five grand US.
If you make it to weeks three and four, you
get an extra ten grand US a week. Okay, if
you make it to week five you get a bonus
fifteen thousand dollars payment. If you make it to weeks
six and seven, you get a bonus twenty thousand dollar
payment per week, and then if you get to week
(17:05):
eight you get an extra thirty thousand dollar payment. If
you get to week nine, that's when it gets really serious.
You get a ninety thousand dollars US bonus for making
it to week nine. And then the grand final prize
is fifty grand. So in total, if you do all
eleven weeks of Dancing with the Stars, how much is
(17:25):
Robert Irwin gone home with minimum minimum three hundred and
sixty thousands for how many weeks? For eleven weeks?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh, it's not a bad time out for eleven weeks,
is it?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
And you learn how to dance? That's and he's famous
in the States now, I mean he was always already
kind of famous. Now he's a household name.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, that's I mean, good payday for Robert Irwin. Then
he comes back to.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Australia, shows that Australia.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Zo. He hosts that. I'm a celebrity, Get me out
of here. He's fully into the TV. Yeah, he took
over from the Vet the Bondi Vet Guy a couple
of years ago.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Chris Brown. Yea bondivet Chris Brown.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yeah, he hosts it with Julia Morris.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, he's a superstar. Yeah. We love Robert Irwin. So
that's cool news that he's taken that out, just like
his sister.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I would love to hear from someone that doesn't like
Robert Irwin, Like do they exist? Is there a person
on this planet that doesn't like Robert Irwin.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
They've got to get Terry Irwin on Dancing with the Stars.
Now she's the last one, isn't that?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
But she can't really see past that big fringe of hers.
That's why she doesn't do the crocodile shows either.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's appeared vision from the
blunt fringe.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
It's one of the thickest set of bangs I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Jesse Even jesse J's like, oh too much.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
That's why jesse J grew hers out. She's like, I
can't compete with that.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
There's the tea with Brion Clinton to be back after this.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Free and.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Everybody show has been hacked by KFC. The Colonel Hacker
has hacked the menu. You can get a lunch box
for just nine ninety nine at KFC. At that for
dinner the other.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Night, howl bloody good. What was your favorite thing in the.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Box under the chicken to waste? The chick obviously, the chicken,
followed by the chips, followed by the snack burger. Now,
I never drink the drink, yes, Sam, I never drink
the drink often.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I keep that for later. Yeah, just a little sneaky
drink drink.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
But that's just me. If anyone wants my drink, text
me nine six nine six. It's an unopened can of
coconut sugar. I'll have it, Okay, Sorry, don't don't it's
gone Nicks on the show weird Question, We want to
know how you lost a finger. I was reading an
article today about a New Zealand rugby player who's lost
not one, but almost two fingers on separate occasions.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
That sounds awful and I'm just thinking which two fingers? Yeah,
I wouldn't mind losing.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Okay, that's good point. Do you ever think about that.
You pick two across both hands, okay, and you let
me know which.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Would you Would you take a missing toe?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
No, okay, I'm only dealing in fingers here.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
That's that's a bit rough to the toe. Missing community
just feels Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I just feel like you can hide that better.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
We can do that tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
True, we need to say something for what.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
About if you lose your big toe, can't wear jandles.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You can get by I think.
Speaker 7 (20:34):
Podcasts.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
We're talking about losing fingers. Have you decided which finger? Yeah,
I had to lose a finger, which finger you'd go for?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
I think I know which one. Yeah, I'd lose this one.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
So you would lose your ring finger, yes, on your
non ring wearing hand.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah yeah, why no on my on my non dominant hand.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
On your non dominant hand. Of obvious reasons, ber is
making a rude gieshub.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
I am not you are. The obvious reason is you
want to keep the book ends.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
They're the most You're not thumb, are you?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
And you need you need your pinky to balance your
phone on these days so you can scroll more easies.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
This one I need for obvious reasons. When I get.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
In the middle finger for gesturing. So this one you
need the pointing finger for pointing.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
For pointing in this one, I don't need.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Okay, I still think you were making a rude gesture.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
How dare you?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Marcel Reneta is in the news today. He plays for
the Blues. He's nearly lost a finger in pre season training.
He's in one of those awkward finger cast thingies that
you were in a couple of summers ago, and I
was in a few summers.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Before that, but you didn't wear it properly.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
No, I don't wear mine because I got my first
big DJ gig at Rhythm and Vines and I didn't
want to DJ and a finger cast.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Now you've got that weird claw finger.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I've got a bung finger. It's my money finger.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Is your wife think of that finger?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
My fingers are none of her business?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Kind of gives me the finger anyway.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
He he managed they managed to save it.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Well, how did he do it? Like during a tackle
and a.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Tackle it got tangled up in another player's jersey. Yeah,
pulled it in a weird direction. But they've done surgery
and they've managed to save his ring finger, which is
lucky because it's right next to the stump of where
his middle finger used to be. He's already lost a
finger on Oh, so he nearly lost on his hand.
He nearly lost the ring and the middle finger, which
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would just leave him with the two outside fingers and
a thumb. It'd be good for pulling the rock horns,
but not much else.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
How did he lose the middle one? During training rugby?
You'd have to think at a certain point, like how
many fingers do you have.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
To lose before you're like, no, I look at it more.
How many fingers can you lose before you can't play?
Speaker 9 (22:48):
You know?
Speaker 6 (22:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:50):
It was rugby for life.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
What's his job? What about that job and his passion?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
What about that Australian hockey player. Yes, injured his finger.
I think it was his I can't remember which one
it was. Injured his finger seven weeks out before his
fourth Olympics and they said, you're out for the Olympics.
This is going to take two months to heal. And
he said, what if we cut it off And they said,
you'll be back at playing at the Olympics. He did it,
(23:16):
and he cut his finger off and he played at
the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
And I'm pretty sure they want a Bronze Angus Christen
chopped off his middle finger to play for the Kangaroos
one year, and there's an all black captain who went
fingerless for a tour as well.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
See, and this is how I know that. I don't
think I ever would have went to the very tippity topic.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
They're not willing to do what it takes, Bree. I
just don't think I'm willing to lose a finger for
your country.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, I just don't think I would. I want to
talk to people.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
This afternoon who have lost a finger or more, and
I want to know how you lost it. It's always
so interesting to me the way that people lose their fingers.
And if it's not interesting, what's the story that you
tell people about, what's the story you've made up about
losing your fingers.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I've got a great story. A guy I worked with
on multiple seasons of Celebrity Treasure Island. He's the guy
that made all the challenges, worked in the art department. Okay,
he was missing his thumb. He cut it off on
the set of Lord of the Rings. Really true story.
See that's a great story.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Yeah, because you can pause Lord of the Rings right
at the bit where it shows the thing that you
built that cost you your thumb.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
He's like, I built that.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
There's a been of my thumb, and that that's why
I got no thumb. See that structure, See that tower,
it's gone. It's been of my thumb in that tower.
Oh one hundred dollars at him or text it to
nine six nine. Sex could get a bit gory, but
we're up for it. We can handle it. Come yeah. Actually,
producer Ella's quite nervous about these. She's asked to sit
this one out because you gotta a bit squeamish, an't you.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (24:44):
If I get any bloody text, I'll put you on
hold and give you to Claudia.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Well where you want to hear them? Okay, we want
to know exactly how you lost your finger and which
one was.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
It, And if you had the chance, would you change
the one you lost to a different one year?
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Would you switch to an Yeah? Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
The z M podcast.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
Network, Marcel Renata plays for the Blues. He's in the
news today because he nearly lost his He nearly lost
the second finger. How do you say this?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
He nearly lost one finger and then has nearly lost
a second one.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Playing rugby on the same hand, next to each other,
next to each other, middle one. He's got a middle stump,
so he flips you the bird it's just the stump,
and then beside it he nearly lost the one, the
ring finger, directly beside that. So we're asking a slightly
squeamish question. Our producer Ella has literally left. She's left
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the studio.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
She's not here. She doesn't want to be here to
listen to these stories.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
We're asking, how did you lose your finger? Josie's here, Hi, Josie.
Speaker 9 (25:44):
Hi team, How are we going?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Good things? Josie tell us, did you lose a finger?
Speaker 6 (25:48):
No?
Speaker 9 (25:48):
Not quite, I almost did. I was playing nipple in
yeah thirteen, I think it was at school and they
ended up running into someone and basically did a complete
shaft fracture down the center of my.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Did you say a complete shaft fracture?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
Yeah, so it was not a shaft fracture, so.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
Yeah, rather than splitting like across the bone, it went
down the long.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Set across the bone and went down the shaft.
Speaker 9 (26:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They weren't They weren't sure if
they were going to be able to put it back
to you.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
They did.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
How did you do that, Josie. I thought niitbull was
a non contact sport.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
Yeah, wow, yeah, non contact.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
My uh, thank you, Josie. Glad you still got your finger.
There's some great text on this. Someone said, I know
a guy who was a saw sharpener who cut the
top off three of his fingers. I feel like that's
in the contract if you sign on to be a
saw sharper.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Oh, there's so many, so many dangers when you're doing
jobs like that. What about this one? I was a
child and I was playing at a friend's house. She
slammed the door and it got my right ring finger
from the knuckle, which was still hanging on at the time.
Parents drove me to the hospital, but it had to
be amputated completely. Let's just say I'm not one for
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doors anymore.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
No, and anytime you hear a door slam, you'd get PTSD.
If your finger came off as trauma, what would you do?
Would you put it in a glass of milk? What
are you supposed to do with a finger when it
comes off? You know, what's the best bag of ice?
I'd say, is a bag of ice?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah? Or put it in your keep cup? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Put it in your frank green drink bottle. Okay, that's
where I don't have a drink. Don't ever sat on
the way, get fear parched, a taste a bit fingery? Okay,
where are the ones that are okay to read out?
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Someone said my husband lost the top of his finger
when he got it caught in a car cam belt.
Oh that's awful.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I just about lost my pinky finger in a toilet incident.
A couple of millimeters deeper would have had to have
come off. What's the toilet incident? Did you get it
stuck under the seat and then sit down on it?
What other toilet incident could there be? Are we are
you cleanch up and rip your own finger off?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
You're like, oh oh, how am I going to get
that out.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Of the powerful bottom? This sperson wants to be anonymous,
hig anonymous, hymous Hi. Did your brother lose a finger?
Speaker 4 (28:22):
He sure did.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
He lost He lost four of his fingers four yeah,
on one hand.
Speaker 9 (28:31):
Yeah, on his left hand and his left handed.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Oh no, wow, how did you do that?
Speaker 5 (28:36):
He was planing firewood and he just put his hands
in the wrong spot and then they just treated out.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Oh how how old was he.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
He was ten.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Oh no, that's trauma for life.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Why is the ten year old planing firewood he was with?
Speaker 3 (28:55):
How unresponsible?
Speaker 6 (28:56):
Unto it?
Speaker 2 (28:57):
There? It is, Anonymous. Your parents would be furious.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Did your uncle get designed from the family?
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Sort of? Not quite.
Speaker 2 (29:07):
I feel like anytime your brother wants something, if your
uncle is over, he has to go and get it,
you know. Yeah, if your brother's like, oh, I'd love
a beer, but I can't open it because I'm messing
four of my fingers.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Like, your uncle should pay for your brother's life at
first House Wedding University if he wants to go.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Thank you, Anonymous. Get this, guys. The dog accidentally bit
my little pinky off. Three surgeons later, they had to
amputate it down to the down to h They had
amputate it. Oh, it's not the text I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Someone said my dad lost a lot of his middle
finger when he was working and it was crushed between
a big construction concrete pole and a chain as they
were screwing it to lift it in. It couldn't be
sewned back on. Oh that's devastating.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I know someone who chopped their finger off with a
drop saw and when they bent down to pick it up,
the dog had it in their mouth, and I'm pretty
sure the dog ended up eating them.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
No, no, no, no, no, that's oh that story is awful.
This story's just as bad, it says my wife. My
wife had her index finger bit down to the knuckle
by what by a horse when she was a kid.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Oh oh, I didn't know that a horse bite could
be that.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Are you serious, have you?
Speaker 9 (30:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
My god, I had a friendly little nibble.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
My mum got bit on the bum by one of
our horses, and her bum was black and blue for
about three months.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Well at least that's what she told you.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, that was the story. The funny thing is sweet
and own a horse. We just had, my Italian dad.
We did call him the stallion.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
You're gotta have a nashes on him to that boy's
got a big bear all his fingers.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, and I'm surprised.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I am too, I am too in the line of
work sor reason, Sorry dad, if you're listening, But over
the years would have put his hands in harm's way.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Oh yeah, big time that.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Or again, your mom would have been prone to bite
him off in a loving way of course.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah, those country people I tell.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
You she's reving us that mother of yours.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Come in and show me your big nashes.
Speaker 7 (31:36):
It's Dad Ams bringing Clint podcast Tiber.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
What's the plots? Once upon a time there was a girl.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic, not really but picking
a movie title based on just the plot line that
she can do.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Brill and Clint, what's the plot? Movie guessing game which
goes up every week that it's not one and today,
if you get two movies correct before Breed does, you'll
win one thousand, three hundred dollars thirteen hundred dollars. Chevorn,
we're got a live one.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
Who's with your Chevorn? My manager and my work mate.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Where do you work? Do you want to give you work?
A shout out?
Speaker 9 (32:22):
Yep, people, teacher, you'll come get a free qualification guys, Hell, yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:27):
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Speaker 2 (32:28):
That well as she qualified when it comes to guessing films, Chavorn,
I'll just run through the rules quickly. I read out
plot lines to movies. You yell out your name when
you think you know what that plot line is, what
the plot the movie is, and have a guess. Don't
wait for me to finish. Okay, just go for it
when you think you know what it is. Yeah, if
you get two of them right before Breed does, you'll
(32:50):
win thirteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Crazy, what would you spend the money on, Chevorn?
Speaker 4 (32:55):
My daughter has ten daycare teachers, so nice Christmas guest
to them, like I'll do like a hamper.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
And in definitely botox because she's also stressing me out.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Bhotjogs for you, right, not for her, talk for me.
Speaker 7 (33:10):
And I will also get them.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
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Speaker 2 (33:15):
What I like about this is Chevorne has clearly thought
about it. I love that the money is spent in
her mind. So good luck Chevorn, Good luck Chavorne.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
I want you to win, but I'm not going to
give it to you. Okay, three block one of your.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
Ears, she'll block the good one. Thirteen hundred dollars. We're
lucky number thirteen. So our theme this week. Every movie
has thirteen or more Academy Award nominations, So we're talking
about the biggies.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
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chav I love Chevoran, I want Chivorn to wear buzzing.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
With your name. Here comes the first movie plotline. Born
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the physical state. Chevorn, Is it Benjamin Button? Yeah, the
Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Chevorne, You're one movie away
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from winning this whole thing. Street.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
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Speaker 2 (34:27):
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Free guests, Chevorn, Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer is correct.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Congratulation, Chavorn, well done, mate. You've got the thirteen hundred bucks,
the botox, the gifts for people for Christmas, and you
deserve it.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Oh good, Chavorn. You are such you are such a
great winner. You have such incredible energy. And I got
to lose, but I know she stoked for you. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I love when people win, though, because it means they
deserve to win. And you're just a ball of energy
like cold shed.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
So good on you.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
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Speaker 2 (35:37):
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the ten. There's a gift pack coming your way from
a woman who can't express her feelings anymore because she's
so shot up with botox her whole face doesn't move.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
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Speaker 4 (35:51):
No, it won't be angry anymore.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
Ever, you're just going to be neutral. Chavon, mate, mate,
congrats are thirteen hundred bucks. Will get it out to
you asap. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
You're so welcome, Savorn Brian Clinton. That is what's the plot?
Where will start again at fifty dollars cash next week?
Right back to the beginning as.
Speaker 7 (36:12):
Zad AM's Brian Clint podcast.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
This is big news. The Australian government will become the
first government in the world to ban children under sixteen
from social media next month. It's going through on the
tenth of December.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
How are they going to police it, It's not clear.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
It's not clear. They're just going They're going to put
the onus on the social media companies to do it.
So here's the details.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
They'll take it seriously, won't they.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Well, they need to, because I'll give you the details first. Okay.
So Meta have already started sending out notifications to anyone
they believe is under sixteen and saying hey, you should
download your digital history and delete your account because you
won't have access to it after this date when the
law comes in. The platforms that the Australian government is
(37:04):
saying must prevent under sixteen's from being able to join
our Facebook, install, WhatsApp, Snapchat, WhatsApp, TikTok x, and YouTube. Yeah,
if they don't, If these companies don't enforce something that
(37:25):
stops sixteen year olds in under well I think sixteen's okay.
People under sixteen from joining these platforms. They face fines
of up to fifty million dollars, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Yeah, that's of hefty fine, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
But again, it's very hard to enforce.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
The YouTube one is big because I know, like kids,
especially like young kids. Yes, they love YouTube. They watch
everything on YouTube or their shows, and they follow people,
you know, like toy reviews and all that kind of jazz.
How to make edick sand.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Watching other kids play games. Yeah, things like that.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
So that's an interesting one. I didn't realize YouTube was
in there.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
That'll be the hardest one to enforce because YouTube's just
on most TVs. So having a YouTube account, that's the issue,
or is it watching YouTube.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
Specific Well, they can't police that.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
No, they can't police that.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Yes, produce ella do you know? No? I don't.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
But there's also YouTube kids, so I wonder if that
would be okay?
Speaker 2 (38:28):
So do they need to come up with YouTube teams
as well? Right, because there's some hectic stuff on YouTube
as well, and I guess that's the issue. Anyway, what
do we think putting the ability to enforce it aside?
Because that is going to be really hard. The film'siest
one for me is when you go to like an
alcohol website and it goes are you eighteen?
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
And you can click yes or no? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Did you guys know what we went through back in
the day where I put high heels on when I
was sixteen to go down to the bottle line.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Have you ever clicked no on one of those alcohol websites?
I have page and it's like and then you can
just click back and click yes, and it's like, oh,
welcome on in. You made a mistake, Come on in.
It's like Facebook.
Speaker 8 (39:18):
I remember, I think it was thirteen you had to
be to make an account. You just make your birthday.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
So again, it's all good and well, but how do you.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Have You're going to have to bring in some age
verification type thing. Then a sixteen year old got I
guess they could have a driver's license.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Yeah, a passport.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Everyone has one, So again put the age verification thing
to the side. Do we think it's a good idea?
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (39:46):
Do you think it's fair?
Speaker 8 (39:48):
I don't know about fear, but life's not fear. I
think it's about safety, right and protection because you think
of Snapchat, you think of Instagram, the I mean, every
single social media app has a your dark side, and
so it is.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Like I also think it comes down to like, yes,
in theory, I think it's a good thing, especially for
kids under sixteen, but I also think it's one of
those things like that theory where if you say kids
can't have something.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
They want it more, they want it even more and
they'll do.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
Things to get it, and they'll hide things from their
parents so that they can have it. Yeah, you know,
like that's I mean, there's an argument in that.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Yeah, well it's good. It's good that Australia is doing it. First,
you let them make the week, see what happens that
we can just watch.
Speaker 8 (40:42):
There is a group I've seen it on bus stops
and I was telling you this before, Clint, like, there
is a group in New Zealand trying to get.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
They just submitted their petition to Parliament last week. You've got, however,
many thousands of signatures from people who agree that social
media should be banned for people under sixteen and they've
just put that into parliam And be honest, I could
happen here.
Speaker 1 (41:03):
I kind of wish they would ban it for me
because I can't get off of it.
Speaker 8 (41:07):
Yeah yeah, maybe we need some adult restrictions.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
And they ban me from alcohol too? Yeah they bear
me from alcohol?
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Yeah, like weekday drinking. Can they ban me from yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Yeah yeah. Can we find a way to keep me
out of the pub?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
I think bring in more rules for adults.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Now that's the yeah, yeah, that's the one. Just look
after me, please.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Bri England. Right now, we're talking about multiple living generations.
How many do you have in your family?
Speaker 2 (41:39):
What did that Scottish family get to again.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
The Scottish family got to six.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Six living people living from six different generations in the
same family.
Speaker 1 (41:49):
Correct, which they say, pretty bloody rare.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
From a newborn baby through it to a great great
great grandmother. Correct, that's what they've got in that family,
and great great great grandma ninety yes, yeah, so what
can we find. We're getting a lot of fours coming
through on the text machine.
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Quite a few four generation families. So what would that be?
That means it's just great grandma, great Grandma's I say,
just great. I was gonna say, that's still pretty good.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
It's impressive, it's excellent. Someone who said, my great grandmother
was in my life for twenty one years. I was
very lucky. And someone else who said, my grandparents are
great grandparents. No, that's not what we mean. My god,
I'm sure your grandparents are great grandparents, but are they
great grandparents? Are you great grandparents?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Great grandparents? Are they?
Speaker 9 (42:36):
Like?
Speaker 1 (42:36):
Oh, they're great, That's.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
What I think they said. They said, my grandparents are
great grandparents.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Oh yeah, different things.
Speaker 2 (42:42):
Actually, hard to understand what they meant. Let's go and
talk to Rachel Hi.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Rachel Hi, Rachel Hi. How many generations are living in
your family? Rachel?
Speaker 5 (42:51):
So, not anymore, but we did get up to five.
Speaker 1 (42:54):
Wow, five, Okay, so I us through it by.
Speaker 4 (42:58):
My great grandmother was one and nine ten oh four. Yeah,
you had her son, in nineteen twenty four. Okay, who had.
Speaker 5 (43:05):
And then he became a father to my dad in
nineteen fifty eight.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
I was born in nineteen eighty five, and my.
Speaker 5 (43:13):
First child was born in two Joers and four.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
I was a teen mum.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Okay, wow, Okay. So what we're finding, Rachel, was someone
has to be someone in the lineup, has to be
a teen mom for the great great for the five
generation thing to to work, to work.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
Rachel, your child had a great great grandparent?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
They did?
Speaker 5 (43:33):
Yees, three of my children are lucky enough to make
their great great grandmother.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
Holy wow, those special photos, Rach. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
So she was one hundred and five when she died.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Wow. Yeah, she had a good life. What was she
putting in her food? I want what she's having.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
She's still driving at ninety so that's wild. Thanks Rach, excellent, cool.
We appreciate it. Let's talk to Ashley.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Hi Ashley, Hi, Ashley, Hello, how's it going? Thank you?
How many generations? Ashley?
Speaker 6 (44:00):
We're five as well, but we were two hits of
five at the same time.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
What on both sides of the family.
Speaker 6 (44:07):
Yep, so I don't know, Burkie is I'm so sorry I'm.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Not that's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 6 (44:12):
But my my Nana and Popper, Yes, both of their
mothers alive whilst they had a daughter who had a
daughter who had a daughter.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Wow, so on both sides of the family.
Speaker 6 (44:25):
Yeah, so both both of my great grandmothers and then
both of my grandparents, and then it was my auntie,
my cousin and her daughter.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
She's good stock in your family.
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah, Ashley, I hope you're ready to live to one
hundred and forty.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
Yeah, oh gosh, I hope.
Speaker 2 (44:40):
I hope You've got you on the most aggressive season possible.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
It into that side of it.
Speaker 1 (44:46):
But can you imagine Ashley at one hundred and forty,
It'll just be like skin left.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Please ran years ago, and they're like, ash meet your
great great great great great great great grandchild grandchildren please.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
She's like Adam.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
My great grandmother was actually like I think she had
about one hundred and thirty direct descendants, so that was
like between her from her twelve thirteen children.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
She was incredible.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
She's exempt from Christmas presents. You imagine also, she doesn't
want to receive one hundred and thirty Christmas present.
Speaker 6 (45:24):
No, we did used to get like we all used
to get like five or teen dollars most Christmases.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
She's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Please that's still a couple of grand.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Wow, okay, Nan couldn't afford couldn't afford rank by the end?
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Please please stop breeding?
Speaker 1 (45:41):
No more children.
Speaker 2 (45:44):
I work with. I work with a family. And here's
what they have. Newborn zero, fifteen year old mom, thirty
year old grandmother, forty five year old great grandmother, and
sixty year old great great grandmother.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
So how many is that? Five?
Speaker 2 (46:00):
And I believe there was one more still alive?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Wow, that's wild. What about this one? My great great
grandmother is ninety three and we have a six gen
family sex, but you'd have to be a great great
great grandmother if it was six yeah, great great great yes,
great great great great grandma mom child sex, it has
(46:29):
to be six. That's a lot.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, we have five generations. Oldest is eighty six, youngest
as eleven. That's cool. So you were a five generation
and the oldest was seventy five at one stage.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Whoa, yeah, so it was early five like an early
five gen.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
Yeah, well, good work. Guys. Do you want to break
a record? Do you want to numday?
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Okay, I think well, to be honest, I think I've
missed my window.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah. What's the opposite of a teen Yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:06):
A geriatric? I hit that a couple of.
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Years for that. Just shut up.
Speaker 1 (47:12):
Doctor looks at me and goes, your eggs are dust.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Well, good work, Bretas.
Speaker 7 (47:17):
We're proud of you, CDMs, Bree and Clinton Podcasts three
and Clint Birthday.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Let's do your birthday bangers number one songs when you
turn sixteen? Who's up first?
Speaker 2 (47:29):
Shala's up first? Hi, Shala?
Speaker 1 (47:31):
Hi, Shayla, Hi Yah. What have you been doing today, Shailor?
Doing not much? That went to the pub and had
a couple of beers, Shaler. What is your birthday mate?
Speaker 5 (47:49):
January two thousand?
Speaker 1 (47:50):
All right, that means you were sixteen in twenty sixteen, Shala,
and on that day this was number one.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
You can Sewan Mindy's breakout hits Stitches. I can probably
his best song too.
Speaker 1 (48:10):
I agree, Yeah, this is such a banger from him.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Do you like it, Shayla?
Speaker 4 (48:15):
Yeah? Love it?
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Yeah? Awesome, Okay, great reaction. We appreciate that. Hold there,
you could be our winner. Ordra is going to go next, Hi, Udra, Hi, Ordra.
Speaker 5 (48:24):
Hi, how are you guys.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Good, thank you, Audra. What have you been doing today?
Speaker 5 (48:28):
I'm actually just on my way to a fundraiser for
my son's school.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Fuck? What are you doing for the fundraiser?
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Is it like a chilly wrestlings?
Speaker 5 (48:37):
Oh okay, it's been a golf day all day at
a golf course and I'm like on the night shift
and any auction and all that stuff.
Speaker 2 (48:47):
Oh, no, good on you order. Let's see if we
give you a good birthday banger to keep your spirits
up for the night. What's your day to birth?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Mark?
Speaker 5 (48:54):
Second, I'm really old?
Speaker 2 (48:56):
My second, I'm really.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
Old nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
Stop it, No, you're not, Audrey. You were sixteen though
in nineteen ninety. And we've done our calculations. Here's your
birthday back.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
The iconic Shenade O'Connor, and nothing compares to you.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
That's so dramatic.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Dramatic, Yeah, the late shnade O'Connor.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Aha. Okay, wait there, or Joe, We're going to do
one more birthday banger for Kelly.
Speaker 9 (49:33):
Kelly.
Speaker 1 (49:34):
Hi, Kelly, Hi, what have you been doing today?
Speaker 4 (49:37):
Kel just working, but I'm on the way to my
friend's house for Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Now it's Thanksgiving today, isn't it, Kelly?
Speaker 4 (49:46):
Thanksgiving? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (49:47):
And I detect an American accent.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yes, what are you thankful for? Kelly?
Speaker 4 (49:53):
I'm thankful for my friend for hosting Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 2 (49:56):
How bloody?
Speaker 1 (49:57):
What are you looking forward to the most? Is it
the Actually.
Speaker 4 (50:02):
I've made a pumpkin cheese kick and I think it's
gonna be pretty good.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Oh that sounds that's the American culture we need to
get going over here, Kelly, lover.
Speaker 1 (50:11):
That sounds delightful. Hey, what's your birthday? Mate?
Speaker 4 (50:14):
They two? All right?
Speaker 1 (50:16):
That means you were sixteen in two thousand and eight
and on that day, you know, way to this was
at the top. We are the gay.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
Grandpa, Madonna and Justin Timberlake. Four minutes to save the World.
What do you reckon, Kelly? Yeah? Not bad, bad? Yeah,
I quite like that one, So do I.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
JT and mcdonna.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
Okay, tough call Sewan, Mindy's snead O'Connor, JT and Madonna.
Speaker 1 (50:49):
I've got to go four minutes Madonna and JT.
Speaker 3 (50:51):
So do I?
Speaker 2 (50:52):
Actually? Hell?
Speaker 9 (50:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Yeah? Hey, Kelly, Happy Thanksgiving. You're the winner of birthday.
Banging this afterward?
Speaker 1 (50:59):
God this to the Thanksgiving feast, kel.
Speaker 4 (51:04):
No no.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Is it candy yems that you eat at the ys
our bloody noise.
Speaker 2 (51:12):
Here's a banger for you from Eit Is It Madonna
and justin Timberlake for birthday banger today. It was number
one in two thousand and eight, and that is Kelly's
birthday banger.
Speaker 1 (51:30):
Get it Kell.
Speaker 2 (51:31):
Happy Thanksgiving, Kelly.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
She's going to be on that Turkey leg just how
down in the Turkey.
Speaker 2 (51:39):
When you lived in the state, it was Thanksgiving a
big thing.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
It was my favorite day of the year. It was
the best.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
It's a big football game on shores on other traditions.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
Is the food, the food, mainly food and football, no presents.
That's nice, but it's cool because it's kind of like
the lead up holiday to the holidays to the holidays, yeah,
which is nice.
Speaker 2 (52:06):
Because yeah, okay, because they don't have a big summer
winter there isn't it.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
So yeah, they have a short like Christmas break, okay,
and then they have their like week because we have
obviously our summer break over Christmas because it's summer. But
then they have their summer break in like June July.
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yeah, right, everything's backwards. And end the toilet flushes backwards.
Send that episode of.
Speaker 1 (52:27):
The Sometimes it didn't even flush for me. I think
that was my fault though. Thanksgiving, you know, Thanksgiving the
day after busy day for plumbers. Okay, hey, they call
it brown Friday. That's true. It's it's true. Yeah, some
(52:56):
people think it's Black Friday, but it's actually Brown Friday.
Speaker 2 (53:00):
I'm trying to move it on again. I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (53:03):
People loving this. This is what people tune into this
show for. They're like, keep it, come and bree, we
love the facts, we love the bands. Okay, you can
go now.
Speaker 2 (53:15):
We're trying to get Tiger King on the show, and
we've figured out how much it's going to cost. We
saw recently that Joe Exotic Tiger King is on Instagram
selling phone calls with himself because he's broke and he's
still in jail and he made no money out of
the Netflix show, he says, so he said, hey, you
(53:37):
want to talk to me, I'll do it. You just
got to pay me for it.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Is that the wrong one?
Speaker 2 (53:44):
I was trying to play the Carol Baskin song, but
that's not a Carol Basker. Husband whacked him We've had
our producer Claudia reach out in an official capacity just
to test the waters right Cord not to actually commit
to an interview. Yeah, because ultimately it'll be Ross's money
that pays for this interview.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
We wanted to just see how much it would cost.
The last time we talked to was about how much
we're willing to pay. Obviously, not our money. We wouldn't
do that.
Speaker 2 (54:10):
I think I was on the record saying I was
heavy with five hundred.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
Five hundred yeah inz not our money, obviously Ross's money.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
So what's the process You've gone down, Cord.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
So what I did was I deferred to Ella as
the executive producer.
Speaker 2 (54:23):
I said, no, you delegated.
Speaker 1 (54:24):
This is a special job. I've delegated.
Speaker 2 (54:27):
Yeah, and what have you done?
Speaker 8 (54:29):
I said, Well, I just messaged him on Instagram? Okay,
Well he told us he said for prices and inquiries.
I said, hey, Joe, we're a radio show in New
Zealand and we're interested in chatting to you on the phone.
What are your rates with two tiger emojis?
Speaker 1 (54:47):
Time to get back to you.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (54:50):
I think it was just an automated message, but I
do have the rates.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
For you guys. Okay, great, here we go.
Speaker 8 (54:56):
So there's two options. Good news, it is okay for
five minutes. This is an American dollars.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
That's all we need. Twenty five dollars. But shit, lock
it in for ten minutes. Yeah, splurge fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
Now.
Speaker 8 (55:21):
The only thing I must as a producer, I have
to look out for you guys. He did say that
this money will help him for lawyers because he's trying
to get out of prison.
Speaker 1 (55:31):
Are fine with that? That's fine.
Speaker 2 (55:33):
Everybody's everybody should have access to a lawyer, and.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
Everyone deserves a second chance.
Speaker 2 (55:39):
Yeah times, God, that is so cheap.
Speaker 1 (55:46):
Yeah right, not what I expected.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
We could get him to do the whole show for
twelve hundred bucks. That's not a bad deal.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Do you really want him on for four hours? I
feel like I could barely stand him for five minutes.
He would be interesting five to ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yeah, we're gonna do the conversion hang on.
Speaker 1 (56:03):
So oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (56:03):
Is that USD will be so twenty five fifty bucks?
Speaker 1 (56:08):
Twenty five is about fifty New Zealand. I mean, he
never listens to me about this stuff. But it's fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Not Actually, it's forty three dollars sixty give.
Speaker 8 (56:19):
Or take thanks, Clinty is well worth the way, it's
an extra six dollars fifty in the company's account.
Speaker 1 (56:26):
So you cared about the company's account, not once, exactly,
not once.
Speaker 2 (56:32):
And I'm keen to tap Joe on it. We were
keen to pay five hundred.
Speaker 1 (56:37):
No I won't. I'll go back and confirm.
Speaker 2 (56:39):
I can see the top of Ross Boss's hid right now. Actually,
and someone's going to put this to officially, Ras Boss.
Can we spend twenty five US dollars getting Tiger king
on the show? Over from Rast Boss?
Speaker 1 (56:54):
You've got to ask him about his new husband. It's
got a new husband. What else can we ask him about?
Is he going to run for president again?
Speaker 2 (57:03):
President?
Speaker 8 (57:03):
Does? How does he have a phone in prison?
Speaker 2 (57:05):
And what's your message to Carol Baskin?
Speaker 5 (57:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (57:08):
Are you going to make Are you going to make
good with Carol when you get out?
Speaker 3 (57:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (57:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (57:12):
And what do you buy a tiger again?
Speaker 2 (57:15):
And have you still got that tiger g banger that
you wore on the show? Remember that? And he had
the pouch in the front was tiger colored and then
the back. That's right, we might need ten minutes. I
think we Yeah, all.
Speaker 8 (57:28):
Right, do you want to do the conversion rate on that?
Speaker 1 (57:31):
I think it'd be about eighty six. There you go.
That's quick math from me.
Speaker 7 (57:36):
C ITMS Brilling Clint Podcast.
Speaker 1 (57:38):
You know Dick Vandyke. I do know Dick Van Dike
from Mary Poppins's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, The Dick Van
Dyke Show. He's about to turn one hundred.
Speaker 2 (57:52):
He's a nicon Jim JIMMI.
Speaker 1 (57:55):
He is shared because his birthday is on thirteenth of December.
Turns one hundred. James Taylor Swift. She's not turning a
hod not yet. No, she's turning thirty six. He has
shared in an interview what he believes are the secrets
to living a long life. Okay, interesting which we love
to talk about these and over the years we have
(58:15):
talked about many, which I mean most of the time
they'll say it's like, oh cream caramel at night.
Speaker 2 (58:22):
Or oh yeah, glass of red wine, fashion chips every
Friday or something. And I actually love those ones because
I'm doing that stuff. You know, you like anyone who
says something that you're already doing. Yeah, So I'm interested
in Dick so Van Dyke's opinion.
Speaker 1 (58:37):
Well, I'll give it to you. I'll give you the
Dick van Dyke opinion, and here it is. He said
that he reckons the secret to living a long life
is that he has avoided anger and hate throughout his life.
Speaker 2 (58:52):
Oh okay, positivity.
Speaker 1 (58:54):
Yeah, so he said, having a bright outlook and really
never being able to work up a feeling of hate,
like has he what he is? What he puts it
down to. Also, he's got a your young hot wife.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
Well he's got she's she's quite literally half his age.
He's about to turn a hundred and she's in her fifties.
Speaker 1 (59:16):
Yeah. Yeah, he does say that later in the interview
that he said that.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
He does say that it's not us being shady.
Speaker 1 (59:22):
No, no, no, he says that he reckons. Having Arleene
I believe her name is, makes a big difference, makes
him feel young, has kept him young and has kept
him going.
Speaker 2 (59:35):
And she gets the Dick Yeah Van Dyke experience experience
whenever she wants. Yeah, well, happy birthday, Dick van Dyke
for the thirteenth of December coming up.
Speaker 1 (59:50):
God, the big one over one.
Speaker 2 (59:52):
What are you going to get him?
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Um? I I don't know. Whatever you got him something.
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
What do you get a hundred year old deck? What
do you what do you get the deck that has everything?
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Good? Mattress.
Speaker 7 (01:00:12):
I think that's enough Dick Vandyke for one day, as
it ends Brien Clint Podcast, and that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
Is the end of the Brian Clint Show for your Thursday.
Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Friday.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Safely with a spotter if you need, always have a
spotter and tether it to something.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Sometimes I have a spotter and I'm just doing a bridge.
I have someone there just holding me up.
Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Just in case and what's up? See you guys tomorrow
it's a Friday. We will be performing Lewis Capaldi for Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Ok I've never looked forward to anything less.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Yeah, well I'm not quite looking forward to it. He's
here in the country next week, so we've got to
get the people warmed up for Lewis Capaldi.
Speaker 8 (01:01:04):
If you.
Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
I just want to say and go on the record
that this could be career ending for me.
Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
This one is.
Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
I've called it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
How many times can we say that in our career?
Though I've never said it.
Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
I've never said it about Friday OKI at least Okay, this.
Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Is the first time well, join us. We'll have some
fun for our Friday show tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (01:01:32):
Bye guys, play MS Bringing Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok
Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
And live weekdays from three on Zidim