ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 3rd December 2025

• Clint orders the world's most complicated pizza. 
• Good bread news! 
• Clint's awkward at-work skin check. 
• The worst time to find out you got cheated on. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
D it MS Bre and Clint Pop Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
That's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat
little package just for you.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's MS Bre and Clint Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
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is it.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Bre and Clint An Everybody, Welcome to the Bree and
Clint Show.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Here we go for a Wednesday, Happy hump Day. Not
many weeks left of the year for most people, not
many people working all the way through.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
The ones that have to.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Oh yeah, got I feel for those people. I bloody feel.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
For you guys. Shout out to the healthcare workers, Shout
out to the police, shout out to the ambos. Yeah,
all the best people.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Overlooked gas station workers yeah, KFC workers, Yeah, KFC on
Christmas Day.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
So sorry you have to hear us reb it on,
but we are very.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Excited for Christmas holidays, so pumped. Hopefully you're getting one
wherever you are. We've got a fun show on the
way today and I don't think it's alarm bells time
just yet, but it's getting close for Trady versus Lady
because the ladies are four wins behind the Trades. They
need to win five times just to take the lead,

(01:23):
not to cement the lead, just to take the lead.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, the Trades have been pulling away. Let's see if
the Ladies can claw one back today. Eight hundred dials
z M. If you want to try and win, they need.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
They need five to get ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
There's thirteen games left for the year, so they have
to win minimum five of those, and then of the
remaining I'm so good at math. The remaining Oh yeah, good,
let's workshop this on air. The remaining eight uh huh,
they would need to win four. Yes, So the Ladies
need to win nine of the last games. Not una

(02:00):
not unachievable. I think I nailed that.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Don't ask me, mate, I'm worse than you. Lady's gotta win,
That's what it comes down to.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I've got to win, and I've got to start today.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
We've gotta win whatever's in front of them. Okay, yeah,
pre said it. Call through now and we'll play Trady
Verse Lady for cash. Thanks to KFC after Somber who
played the Auckland town Hall last night with no buttons
on his shirt.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Now Bloody Good plays Briankland.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
It's treaty versus Leady.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
The Trade's on one hundred and one wins for the year,
The Ladies on ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Our lady is calling from upper Heart today. She's forty
and her tongue pier saying only lasted three hours because
it was pierced the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Ouch. Welcome to the show, b Hi Bes. Hello, what
do you mean pierce the wrong way?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
All that screws off?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah on the bottom.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Oh, and my time swelled up so much that I
couldn't get my fingers in there to unscrew it out.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Oh that sounds painful.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Did you go and get it done again?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Or have you decided tongue piercing not for you?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
No piercings for me?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Really, you've taken them all out.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
I've got just my ears done in my nose.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Same here, the same here.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
You are taking on our Trade and daughter combo today.
They are Nouckland together. They are forty two and ten.
Their names are Johnny and Bianca. And Bianca performed in
the Santa Parade on the weekend. Welcome to the show, guysday.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Guys Bianker, what did you do in the Santa Parade.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
As ariel Oh.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
That's the best one. Did you have did you have
a red hair wig?

Speaker 7 (03:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Fair enough?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yeah, sometimes Ariel doesn't everyday.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
No, on that one.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
It was a firm No, wasn't it, Johnny, I was
there at the AUC and Santa prayed Bianca. It was
an excellent show. So thank you for that, your guys.
Buzzer as Trady, bix yours as lady, and the first
team to get three correct dancers is going to get
the fifty dollars cash from KFC.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Good luck, guys. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Question number one, how many reindeer does Santa have?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Eleven?

Speaker 2 (04:22):
You're a buzzer with your buzzer, Nny and Bianca eleven? Non,
that is going to steal that one. You get a
freak now, sorry about that?

Speaker 5 (04:35):
As a Stephen, No.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Guess you guys were right to go in odd numbers
because of Rudolph. But it's actually nine.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's eight normal plus Rudolph calling nine Dash your dancer,
Prance a Vixen, comment Cupid, Donna, Blitzen and Rudolph. There
you go like Christmas me.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
No points anyone. Let's carry on.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Alrighty we go.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Question number two, what kind of animal was the first
to be successfully cloned.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Lady Yes, Becks.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
A peg, No, not a peg, good guess. Not a
pig and banker Yep?

Speaker 8 (05:11):
A dog?

Speaker 3 (05:11):
No, not a dog, although they.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Have cloned dogs since it was actually a sheep named Dolly,
Dolly the sheep.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
All right, no points there.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
We move on to question number three, buzz in when
you can tell me who sings this? Lady Bex is
in Kelly Clark. Kelly Clark.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
He's not stumbling on the Kelly Clarkson question.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
We have points on the board.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
That is correct. One to the ladies.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Question number four, how many Harry Potter movies are there?
Lady Bicks Bicks? Five? No, No, Johnny and Bianger. You
want to guess?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Don't say sex. Don't say sex. No.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Eight, it's eight because there's seven books, but one of
them was made into a two parter A long game. Guys,
Here comes question number five. Which company makes the original
corn Flakes Trading?

Speaker 4 (06:15):
Yes, Johnny and Bianca.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Hello, well damn, guys, you're on the boards. We won
a piece. We won a piece. After question five, here
we go Question number six, what is the real name
of rapper Eminem Trading? Yes, Johnny Marshall methis.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Oh he's away and flying now. Two to the Trades.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
One to the ladies, question number seven, which pole does
Santa live at? Trading? Johnny and Bianca.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I let you checked it with the ten year old first,
and it's lucky because it's correct.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I actually didn't want.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Her to say the wrong one.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's okay, support person, Johnny.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
There's no shame in it. Okay, you guys, you guys
got it done together and there's fifty bucks cash thanks
to KFC coming your way.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Hey, can I tell you a funny fact?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, we were actually the ones to get the trainees
to draw level for the first time this year.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Oh my god, where you guys? You had that time too?
Oh do you know? Sorry?

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Sorry about Clint was away.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
But you were just there And yeah, I was like,
remember that, you too took it to like seven questions
again that time.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yeah, you were like a bloody train Well it was
almost another bloody train wreck and somehow you've won again,
Johnny and Bianca. Congratulations, well done, guys. Chinese Go to
one hundred and.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Two CDMs Brie and Clint podcast.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Have you been in the public pools during a Code
Brown before?

Speaker 4 (07:53):
When I was a kid. Yeah, yeah, it was traumatizing.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
I have more recently than that because I have kids
and they were the ones that did the code brown.
Are you sure it wasn't me either before you suggest
that it was, and you're actually you're in no position
to suggest.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
I've never done a code brown in a public pool.
It was only a public.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Ocean, only in a neighbor's spa.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
No.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
The Hawks Bay Regional Aquatic Center in Hastings has taken
to social media to plead with the people of Hastings
to please stop code browning in their pools.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Who is going code brown in the pool?

Speaker 5 (08:35):
What?

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Absolute yeh filths.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
It's a real blight on the town too. And the
cargo suffered through this. I think Guy Williams did an
investigation into it.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Did he get to the bottom of it?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Someone did?

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Someone did? Someone did.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
In the past six months, the Hawk's Bay Regional Aquatic
Center has had to close their pools twenty times, the
code browns twenty times in the last six months.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
This is a serial poor or as they call.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Them, invasive matter incidents, which did you know? A code
brown or an invasive incident? Matter refers to poos or
vomies in the pool. Oh yeah, I wonder if the
both real bad. I don't know which one's worse. No,
And they don't do anything for a code yellow, do they.
They did love that rumor that the pools had chemical

(09:26):
in them that if you did a pee, it would
turn your pea blue and everybody would see the pea
around you.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
It's an old wives tale. Doesn't exist.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
No, it does exist free okay, I mean yeah, no,
definitely exists. Wink wink.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Sorry what am I doing?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Every time they have a code brown? This is all
public pools. They have to shut the pool for cleaning, obviously,
and then that ruins it for everyone. But there's huge
time and financial implications to someone dropping a deuce in
the pool.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Also just the repercussions of someone's mental health that has
to scoop that out.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Yes, and also the the brush that it tars everybody with.
When there is a code run in a public pool,
everybody that was in the pool at the time is
a suspect, you know.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah, it's like Cludo.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
But the Pooh version, yeah, you go, it wasn't Professor Plumer,
it was Professor Pooh.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
It was Clint in the toddler area with a Pooh
with a Calippo ice cream with.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
A high fiber diet.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
It's not just Hastings though, just over the way in
Napier like this could be a This could be a
regional issue. There have been twelve Code Browns at the
Ocean Spa since the start of twenty twenty four, and
twenty eight Code Browns in the Napier Aquatic Center in
the same timeframe.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
So how close are the How close are they.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Together, Hastings and Napier close?

Speaker 2 (10:51):
I reckon this could be one person. This could be
a serial pooor can.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
You get DNA from Pooh? Yes, you can believe you can.
Like DNA tester, we should I don't want to. I
don't want to.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
I would rather not.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
I do think this could be one of those ones
where the pools that are revealing their numbers are the
ones that look the worst. Because I've been to the
rot Aquatics Center a number of times over the last
couple of years.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Co Brown, every time you've been there.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
And no one texting that I'm the common denominators like,
because that is quite purely that I didn't realize that
I was admitting to there as well, yes, because it's
seems only aquatics center by myself as an adult.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
Well to do or your small children. It's not it's
not and they've got an excuse they do not for
and more of an excuse than you.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
It's not me.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Also, you now you're painting your children with that brush,
not me. And I have never been to hastings public holes.
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (12:01):
Isn't so yack? What happens? What happens when someone like
do people have to report a pool in the pool?

Speaker 3 (12:08):
You're someone that's a spot.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Like does someone have to go?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
I'm pretty sure here's a code brown in the pool.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
We mentioned fiber earlier. What if it's a low fiber
pool and it's just a brown.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Cloud that you know? No, that's that's code. That's code cloud.
That's code cloud.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
That's even worse than code brown.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's a literal ship storm. Anyway, stop doing it.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Clean up, have some respect, clean up your ex hooks bay.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Go in the ocean like normal people.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
No go in the toilet or that go in the
publicly provided toilets. I got good bread. News brid gets
a bad name sometimes, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah, I don't listen to all that people who go on.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
A diet like I'm getting off.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
The breath is the worst thing for me.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Bread is the backbone of my diet. Bread is especially
the one who's not a good cook. I usually just
put things on bread.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
You could easily if the meal's not great, add a
side of bread with some butter.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, it makes everything better.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Or if you've got leftovers but not enough for a
whole meal, put it on bread.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Put it on bread. All of a sudden you've got
a meal. The Herald has published the top five breads
you can buy from the supermarket, ranked on health. Okay, no,
it's positive. Okay, it's positive. Do you know why it's positive?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Is white bread in there?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
There is a white bread in there. There is a
white bread and the top five we are back.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Don't come at me with this whole meal crap. I will,
but I hate it. I'll never eat it. I will
die on that hill, the carbohydrate bread hill, before I
eat whole meal bread. Okay, well, let's start with you.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Then. I want to know before I give out this list,
what is everyone's go to bread.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
I mean, there's a few different ones I'm kicking around with,
but I'm happy with. I mean, my number one is
a sour dough from like Daily Bread. Uh la la
and me and my part gosh, me.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
And my partner.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Look, it's probably one of the most expensive things we
buy in our weekly shop, and it might be the
most unrelatable thing you've ever said on this incredibly unrelatable Look.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Do we buy it every week?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
No? I reckon, we buy it every second every third week.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
What are you buying in between?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
So when we're not buying that, we're buying like a
like a plowman's or a frayer's, like country grain plowmans.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Keep that in mind.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Okay, okay, that's going to serve you well. On us, Claudia,
what's your breed? Quickly? I think we're the same person,
either a sour dough or a plowman. Yes, I love
that one.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
What's your bread? And it's all bred? Vegan?

Speaker 6 (14:46):
No?

Speaker 3 (14:47):
But yes, basic breeder is vegan.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Yes, I'd definitely do a sour dough or a frayer's
Swiss soilings. Are we all the same? I don't know?
Do we just I'm best friends?

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Am I the only one on the vogels?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
You might be?

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
I'm on the Vogels.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
That's what I like.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
I love vocals, like vocals, original, very thin.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm not going to lie. I don't mind vocals, but
I have to eat like eight pieces.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Okay, Here comes the top five breads in the supermarket,
according to the Herald for Health. In no particular we
go Plowman's Southern Seed, lower carb, very high in fiber.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
We do get that one from time to time, and
I had it.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
I don't want to lower carb breed. The lower car
breds sut have no bread.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Number two in no particular order, Plowman's Farmhouse whole meal.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
No, not the one you're getting, Like I said, the
whole meal get in the bin.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Are you getting the Plowman's with the dusty top?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Is that the one? No, we're getting the Swiss sweeter seed,
linden seed one. It's got lots of seeds in it.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
I don't have that one on here. Sorry. Number three Vogels,
but not regular vogels, Vogels sunflower and balley.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
I think that's the yellow, yellowy orange.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
No thanks, that's in the same categories.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
When they tried to make pumpkin bread a thing, want
the damn pumpkin bread.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I've got a limit. On the number of seeds I'm
willing to have in my bread number four and the
five healthiest breads and no particular order. Burgen mixed grain toast.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I do like that seem too bad.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
It's described as light and moist, with enough whole grains
to meet.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
See they've tried to hide the word whole grain down
in the fine print.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Also show me a moist whole grain.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Ye, that's whole grain is anything but moist.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
And the fifth bread, please be white bread, Please be
white bread, tip top, super soft, high fiber white toast bread.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, boy, white toast.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
For the worm. They said it looks like classic white bread.
It delivers whole meal level fiber.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
No it is. It's just white bread.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's the one that we had here in l eight
half of a loaf of it during the show one day.
I did, Yeah, it's pretty you just raw dog, no butter,
no nothing.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
I did that this morning too for breakfast. Yeah. Didn't
you say you were blocked out for like five days. Yeah,
that might be why my gut's feeling a bit funny.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
So there's no whole meal in that one.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
No, No, that's great. It masquerades as whole meal. It
has whole meal levels of fiber in it apparently. Yeah,
can you just eat white bread, regular white bread and.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Just get your fiber elsewhere? I didn't see why not? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Beans, Yeah, beans, beans, beans on white bread.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, I'm happy with that. Beans and toast. I'd be
happy if I never had whole meal bread ever.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Again, that's what would make me happy.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
There, Beans, Branklin.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Time for the tea.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
This is the tea.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Big Formula One news for the Formula One and the
Drives VI fans and also for Kiwi Sports fans too.
It's been ages that we've been waiting for this news,
but it's finally confirmed that our boy Liam Lawson will
have a seat in Formula One in twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
This is huge because Formula One changes their drivers more
than they change their underwear. It's ruthless, it's cutthroats to
stay in the sport in that driver's seat. It's huge
for him.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
His teammate, for those who are right into his teammate
from Racing Bulls, Isaac Hedger is being promoted to the
main team. Heasy because they're dropping Yuki Snea. Yeah, apparently
he's going to IndyCar. But that hasn't been announced yet.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Okay, so Hedgar goes to drive.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
With Marx for Sharpen and the Red Bull team. Liam
gets to stay in Racing Balls for another season, and
then they're bringing up a new guy from the development
team to join Liam in the Racing Bulls team.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Getting the call up.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
I bet Liam Lawson wishes it was him getting the
call up to the top red team.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
But he did, remember he did at the start of
this year.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
That's what I mean. It all went to shit. But
the fairy tale for him would have been to get
it back at the end of the season, them going, actually,
you've earned your spot, you're coming back to the top.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah. He's doing good stuff though, and the Racing Balls team, but.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Hey, great that he's still staying in it.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
But it's still Formula one. Yeah, you know, yeah, any
car you tell I think I think there are race
drivers around the world who would kill for any car
and Formula one.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I mean literally twenty what is it, twenty seats in
the whole world?

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, or twenty two now two next year, there's gonna
be a great season of drive to survive next year
when they release all the stuff that happened this year.
And we get to see the inside storylines of what
happened with Liam and the Red Bull team.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
I reckon that'll be one of the main storylines too,
you know, that is.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
The te podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I feel like a really important job if your partner
is pregnant is to be on craving's watch. Yeah. Yeah,
you know, like, if they're craving something, it is your
jewe and your job to bring it to them.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
To a point, I feel like you need to be
the craving police a little bit because if they say
to you they feel like eating soil out of the garden,
I feel like, within reason, I feel like, but that happens.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
My mum ate chalk.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Yeah, so that's the thing. She wouldn't have wanted chalk.
She would have wanted whatever the nutrient is inside chalk.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
She ate the chalk.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
So just just google them. If they're like I really
want to eat cat food, be like, okay, I think
maybe we could do tuna.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Tuna would be a good option from a how about
you eat the tuna and see how you feel. There's
a guy that's making headlines around the world for his
pizza order that he had to put in for his
pregnant wife. Okay, that was having big cravings. So here
was the order. So it was a triple pepperoni, extra cheese,

(20:48):
banana peppers, which is something you get in America. We
don't get that here, jalapenos, half chicken, half mushroom, half
caramelized onion, half olives, Oh my god, and sauce. And
it says on the request ticket. Bro, Yes, I know
this looks insane and you're probably like, who is this dude.

(21:11):
I'm the dude who has a very pregnant wife. I'm
done questioning what she wants. I'm scared of her, and
honestly you should be too. I promise this is the order.
Thank you and God's speed. So here's what we're going
to do. We're going to test you this afternoon, Clinton,
where you're going to call a pizza shop that's around here,
and you're going to put in this exact order, that

(21:33):
exact order, give or take, give or take, and you're
going to have to state to the person on the
phone why you're putting in such a crazy order.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Okay, it's for your pregnant mine, pregnant wife.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
She's you're scared of her.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
They should be scared too.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Good luck, and please don't get this wrong.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Okay, okay, what's the ingredients again? So the ingredients Pippi.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Cheese, Kalipino's, half chicken, half mushrooms, caramelized onions, half olives
in sauce.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Let's see how we go, Claudia. This is going on
your credit card, by the way, and I have no
idea how much this is going to cost.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Okay, good luck?

Speaker 7 (22:16):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Can you how are you going? By the way, how's
your day?

Speaker 6 (22:19):
I'm all right?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Help I might be about to make it a bit difficult,
is the only thing? Can you do a custom pizza order?
Can you do triple pepperoni?

Speaker 7 (22:29):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Extra cheese okay.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Kalipinos chili flakes will be okay, Yeah, go chili flakes.
Mushroom you got mushroom?

Speaker 7 (22:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Chicken? Can I get some chicken on there?

Speaker 7 (22:45):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Getting too complicated?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
No chicken?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Okay. Once you start putting chimney top ins on it, yea,
so properly too top. Don't want to make that.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, I know it's crazy. It's didn't want to make
you order it. It's for my wife. She's pregnant and
these are her cravings at the moment. Yeah, and I'm
terrified of her, and honestly, bro, you should be.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
You should be scared of her.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
We're gonna make her, so do you think we can
do it?

Speaker 6 (23:15):
Okay, Look, what I'm going to do is I'm going
to text you my number. You tex me what you want?

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yeah, what are cravings or what are yeah?

Speaker 7 (23:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah yeah, and then I'll tix back my recommendation.

Speaker 7 (23:27):
We should.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Oh my god, you are a life saver. You might
not have only just saved my wife. You might have
saved my marriage.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
I'll just saved you.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
You saved me? Yeah, yeah, okay, you tixt me and
then well and then we'll figure this out.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Okay, okay, all right, than you. Thanks.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
I really appreciate that. Okay, Okay, see you later. Oh
my god, what a goddamn legion.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
That's wild.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
I've got my own pizza guy. I've got my own
custom pizza guy. And all it took was a fake pregnant.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
By god, is anyone a pillow? I'm gonna have to
shove it up my shirt.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
That's how you get where you want it to. Actually,
I want to talk to some people about their pregnancy cravings.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah, the weird ones. Yeah, because that order is.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
The intense ones.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yeah, what was the pregnancy craving?

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Did your partner or did you make your partner go
out and get you something crazy? But you could pass
it off because you were pregnant and.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
You knew at the time that it was pretty wild.
But it's now or ever, I have to have it now.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
A not pregnant person couldn't place this order, so I
might as well do it while I care.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
You can dob in your partner, you can dob in
family members. What was the craziest craving pregnancy craving? You
heard someone have.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
The ZM podcast network.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
We're talking crazy pregnancy cravings and some people are just
texting in to say that that pizza guy that we
talked to is an absolute legend. Well, we'll see if
he comes through. But the way he flipped as soon
as I told him was for my flight, my fake pregnant,
and he's like, oh, we've got to make that happen.
His words were, oh, bro, she's carrying the child. We've
got to make this happen for her.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Got to do it.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
So we've put the order in.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
We have put the order, well, we've I've texted the ingredients,
like he said, and he's going to come back with
his recommendation. We see in the meantime, we want to
know yours or your partner's crazy pregnancy cravings. Nicola is
on the phone. Hi, Nicola, Hi, Nicola.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Hi, it's what Sorry Mellie, Melly? Sorry Millie.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
How do we get Nicola from Milly?

Speaker 2 (25:28):
Him?

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Melly?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
What was your pregnancy craving?

Speaker 6 (25:31):
Oh, it's my mom.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Oh what was your mom's Hi, it's Nikola here. We're
just a longtime listener's first time calling.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
This is so confusing, guys, but great at the same time.
There they are.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
So, Nicola, was this a craving that you had when
you were pregnant with Melly?

Speaker 5 (25:51):
It was actually with my son, my first child, And yeah,
so I was quite nauseous with him, and I had
a little jar of that I used to have in
my handbands and every time I felt, pull it out
and have a little smell and it would help come. I.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Oh, you'd have.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
I thought you were saying you were getting a finger
full of vigimi every now and then. No, it's just
a smell, a little sniff snuff.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
People imagine people watching you pull out a little jar
of vegie might and just giving it a sniff. People
would have been what is going on?

Speaker 5 (26:24):
When I was at work, I would just have it
on my desk, just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Knew you should have got I hope they did, like
a veggiemke candle or something for you could just have
it burning around the house. Nickler salt, Does your son
particularly like Viggie might as a result?

Speaker 5 (26:43):
No, good question, I thought he might. No, nothing there,
not into it.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Okay, very good thinking, Nicolas. And not as weird as
some of the stuff that we're receiving.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
There's some really weird ones.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
What about this. My weird pregnancy craving was pickle with
peanut butter and drinking pickled juice while eating raw salmon.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Oh, that's very specific, but I can imagine it. At
least those are all.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I hope they weren't eating the raw salmon fish.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, well you're not supposed to, but yeah, yeah, if
you gotta do what you gotta do. Someone said I
would send my partner to the movies just to buy
me movie popcorn every other night.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
You couldn't just settle for a bag of hot popcorn.
You had to be the movie stuff aka the world's
most expensive popcorn.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
I wonder if he tried to get it past her
and just, you know, do a bag of pop popcorn
and put it in a movie bucket.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Jessica, your friend had a crazy pregnancy craving.

Speaker 6 (27:43):
What was that She liked to dip salt and vinegar
chips into butter chicken sauce.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Dum yum, that's a good chow.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
Had to be the Pringles salt and vinegar chips. Yeah,
to be Pringles.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
I want to try that.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
How do you figure out that that is your craving?

Speaker 7 (28:04):
You know?

Speaker 6 (28:05):
She was just like, I want buttered chicken, but I
want Sultan vinegar chips.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Yeah, why not both?

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Okay, jess Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
She was eating she was eating them, and she dropped
a chip into the force and then she's like, I
wonder what this taste like? And she ate it and
it was her whole craving.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
What does she have that her whole pregnancy?

Speaker 6 (28:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
It's like when someone figured out that chips that go
well in a mar mate sandwich, you know, the first
time someone did it. Yeah, life changing. Your friend might
have done that with buttered chicken and pringles. Thanks, jess
We asked what's your crazy pregnancy craving? Someone said. One
of the ladies at my old job said she had
a craving for shaving cream. What she had a shaving craving?

Speaker 4 (28:46):
A shaven craving.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
I hope she didn't follow through with it.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, I hope not either.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
I mean, you'd give it. You'd probably give it a
lick and that would be enough to put you off
shaving cream yack, or you do shaving cream out of
the can like people do whipped cream out of the can.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
I wonder if cream like the texture and the experience
would have, you know, rectified that Someone takes through and said,
mine was pummus. Oh, it was great, the rock pummus
as in like the stuff you like sandy feet with,
sandy heels with I wonder what the can you eat? Pumas?

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Is pummas like limestone? Like k is that what you do?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
You reckon?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
They just got mixed up with pummas and hummus a
type imagine having pummics with hummus.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
You're heavily pregnant, you're craving hummus. You text your husband,
but there's a typo and you write pummas and so
he's terrified of you and doesn't want to question that
you want pummas, So he shows up with.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Is your pummus?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
And you're like, you freakin moron, Why on earth would
I want to eat pummas? Clearly meant hummus.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
You dwep who's eating pummus? Someone else said mine was
nasty freezer war all ice.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Oh, the worst kind of ice. We asked your weird
pregnancy craving. Someone said I only wanted champagne. That's all
I wanted. I obviously didn't get champagne, but I collected
the bottles for after the baby was born.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Oh, that'd be so high. I hope they popped a
bottle for you in the birth. Someone else said my
cousin's crave crazy craving was thin cut vogels with peanut butter,
sliced banana, and smoked tin tuna. Yeah it could be again,
could be worse. There's no sweet pretty yack.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
I walked over seven kilometers at eight months pregnant to
my parents' house so I could eat a one kg
tub of marinated Musclesly, hell, wow.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
That's a lot of muscles, A key kilo.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Yeah again, muscle.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
I don't know if you're meant to eat marinated muscles,
but your body was telling you you needed marinated muscles,
so that's what it got. My wife made me drive
fifty minutes there and fifty minutes back just so she
could have burger King. We didn't have burger King in
our town.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
She was carrying multiples, so I did as I was told.
Good that's smart, good man. Someone else said, I ate
olives by the jar. My husband bought multiple a week.
My now one year old loves olives.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Well, you you shouldn'tame the kid olive. My pregnancy craving
was toothpaste and fresh mouthfeel. I was constantly brushing and
eating the toothpaste as a snack. I was walking around
with little crusty whitebits in the corner of my mouth
the whole time I was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Oh no, wow, Like you would just look back on
those times and be like, what was going on with me?
So many weird ones in here? What about this one?
Someone said, my current crave. My friend's current craving is
washing powder. Her last pregnancy was petrol. She never followed through, thankfully.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Oh the pummis person is ticks back. Oh yeah, they said,
no type, guys, it was pummus that I wanted. Thus,
stone did.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
You did you eat it?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
I want to know.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
I want to know how much pumpus did you down?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
So that's an exfoliating for your teeth.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
It's it ams Bringing Clinton podcast.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
We were talking about pregnancy cravings before and confirmed that
it wasn't a type of the person wanted pummus, not hummus.
And you asked, I wonder if they actually ate the pummas. Yeah,
they've replied what they say. They said, yes, I did.
I love the pummas. I love the crunch. I used
to put it in the side of my mouth and

(32:36):
just crunch away.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
How hard is pummus really hard? It's quite hard?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Ah, Yeah, I don't think it's the hardest of rocks.
Like it's not gravel for teeth.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
No, definitely not. I wonder after their pregnancy, I wonder
if they ever go back to a little bit of pummas,
you know, like they go on to the uber etes
and they're like, I wonder if anyone's got any pummus.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
And did you get desperate enough with your pregnancy cravings
to use pummas from the bathroom that had been used
on the feet.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
On desperate No one is that desperate?

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Surely not, surely not. But if you're listening, Pummas person
Tex suspect. Also, who's your your Pummas dealer?

Speaker 2 (33:18):
I'm going to save them in our text machine as
Pummas Yeah yeah mate. Their name Pumma School, Pummus Girl,
pummer School.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Well remember who that is?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
That's you?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
From now on? Do you feel lucky?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Well? Do you? It's time for Brian Clint's Google Down
punk No no, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Pummus Girl, where would she? What would she wear?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
What would Pummas Girl wears her superhero outfit like bits
of flaky skin.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
It's disgusty. I feel like she'd look like the rock
guy from Fantastic Four.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Oh yeah that too.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Anyway, we'll move on from Pummas Girl. It's time to
play Google Down.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Do you feel lucky well?

Speaker 7 (34:04):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
It's time for brilliant Clint's Google Down. That's right, Google
downtime to find out who is the fastest Googler in
the team. And they're playing for people who have text
through their name to back them in for the win. Clint,
Claudia and Ella. Are our players? Are we ready to go? Yes?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
What's wrong?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
No, I just want to be ready. I want to
make sure my Wi Fi settings are correct because I'm
coming off a win.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
That's right. You aren't coming off as solid wins, so
that could be a fluke unless they go back to
back and if I go back to back, then it's
a pattern. Yeah, then it's all me. Then it's all
you baby.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Alrighty we go.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Put these questions into Google. I'm looking for the first
person to yell out the correct answer. If you do,
I'll award you a point. First to three takes the win.
Here comes question number one. Name one person who signed
the Declaration of Franklin Roosevelt?

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Claudia?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Was that just throwing out a name at the top
of the dome? I've seen Hamilton, damn seen Alexander Hamilton.
There was a lot to pick from, but well done, Claudia,
who was the first president?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Well done?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Good show. Fun fact. John Hancock also signed the Declaration
of Independence. Get how Someone's like, oh, give us your
John Hancock. No, you've never heard that?

Speaker 3 (35:32):
What a signature?

Speaker 7 (35:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:33):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
There was a guy named John Hancock and he signed.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
It makes sense, John Hancock or John Hancock.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
I think John Hancock came first.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
John Hancock, all right.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
One to Claudia.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Question number two, how many active volcanoes are there in
the world? Looking for approximately one thousand, five hundred one thousand,
nine hundred. It was between one thousand, five hundred and
one thousand, nine hundred. Ella. I'll accept your answer, Fass,

(36:06):
We'll thank you. One to Ella, wonder Claudia. Question number three,
who won Best Picture in the twenty eleven Oscars?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Can see?

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Oh, Claudia, she's quick and she's correct.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Damn, I'm right on your toes. You really were right
on my toes.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
It was indeed the King's speech.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
I'm coming from a long way back.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Two to Claude, one to Ella. Zero to Clint, but
he's not out of it yet.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Question number four, how many Seasons of Survivor has Jeff
Protts hosted?

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Forty nine?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Ella, well done, It's with a question mark, but it's correct.
Oh my god, the calmest she's ever been. Hicks Again,
long odds on Clint, but never count him out. You
need three from three here. Question got this number five?
Who invented the cronut?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
The Dominique Ansel.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Oh, yes, that was me.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
It was Clint, and I'll award it to you. You're
in the game with one.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
He comes.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Question number six, what is the national animal of Brazil?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Jaguar?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
A jaguar?

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Damn it?

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Claudia panthera onca is scientific about it the other name,
but jaguar will accept it, which means Claudia. She's back
in the winner's seat. How you do it, Clint, Oh,
my gosh, that is how you do it.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Beat down once again by the goat and Sarah, you
correctly picked Claudes.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
We've got fi dealers. What is it cash?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Thanks to Neon coming your way.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Good show, Sarah, good showly good.

Speaker 6 (37:53):
Can we quickly talk to Palmas girl who did have
Clint as her vote?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Heya Skirl?

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Hi Pamas girl.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Hi, you're the one who munched on pummus when you
were pregnant?

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Do you ever get the craving now where you're like,
I could go for a bit of pummas?

Speaker 7 (38:09):
I do.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
I still get it?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
And it has a real like a dry sort of
smell and smell sometimes it makes my mouth water and it's.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Like, oh dry, it's a rock do you swallow pummer Skill?

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Yeah, you do, like put it between your teeth and
just crunch crunch, crunch, crunch crunch stall is not.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
A lot less you know you're not selling at ay,
you're not.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
It doesn't It's good, Okay, more pummers for me?

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Hey, can we find Puma skirl some caves Caesar. She
doesn't have to eat pummas.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Someone saying, guys, please stop talking to pummer Skill. It's
making my teeth feel funny.

Speaker 5 (38:48):
Pummer Skill loved it.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Someone and they said your nickname should be pumascular Skill.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Pummiscwer school. She's Brillian on rugs.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Don't knock it until you try it, No deal.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Thomas Girl as.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Zad M's Brinklin Podcast.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
I want to talk about inconvenient times to find out
you're being cheated on. After the story about the Melbourne
influencer has come out over the weekend, she found out
her fiance was cheating on her just before the wedding.
But she's made the news because she's decided to throw
a party on what would have been her wedding day
just without him.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, obviously, obviously. Her name is Adele Pittropolis.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
She posted over the weekend, canceled the wedding, kept the party.
Thank God for my girls.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Yeah that's a good shout. Yeah, it's I mean, very inconvenience.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
That was the alternative. You just wallow at home because
the wedding day would be particularly hard.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
It would be very hard if you had.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Been cheated on by the person that you thought you
were about to spend the rest of your life.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
You know, that's a great idea.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
She had wedding cake, but she had the cake redecorated
to say cheaters don't get cakes. Pretty good day and
the lead up to her not wedding day, she also
posted about breaking up with her cheating fiance by saying,
I didn't care that it was four months out from

(40:23):
our wedding. I didn't care that it was in another country.
There is part of me that will never disrespect myself
more by staying in a relationship that doesn't align with
my principles and values.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Good on a way to stand your ground, because I mean,
I'm not gonna lie if I was in that situation.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Yep, all the invites have gone out, all the deposits
are paid, all the deposits are paid. Everyone knows, like
everyone in your immediate family, everyone on the outskirts like that, everyone,
everyone at your work, everyone at your work, like everyone
knows that you're getting married.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Also, she's an influencer, so everybody that follows you, because
you would have been posting in the lead up to
your wedding, like just be.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
So like, go through a breakup is one thing, but
then like that's so much more out there?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Are you saying you'd be tempted to go through with
the wedding and just try and work things out if it.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Was on the day, I would go through with the wedding.
If it was if I found out on the day,
like and everyone is there, Oh can you imagine? But no,
I would never go through with it, like especially four
months out. Nah, No, I guess you just have to
greet your teeth and bear it. Oh that one about
finding out on the day is such an interesting one,

(41:44):
Like what do you do if you find out? Hard
to get off?

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Relationships can recover from cheating, but it's just such a
okay click and the guts okay, especially when you're about
to get married.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Let's role play.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
So it's our wedding day, right hot, our wedding day,
and obviously you're not meant to see the bride before
the wedding.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
But I've come to your room.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Oh okay, So I hang on, boys, I's got to
go and get us googe Oh what are you doing here?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Don't you need to come out of here? We need
to good luck?

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Trust me, doesn't matter at this point. You need to
come and talk to me.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Boys, I'll be back in a minute. Hey, what's up?
What's up? Babe?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Are you going to comment on how I look?

Speaker 3 (42:26):
I'm trying to keep my eyes closed. I'm not looking
at you.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Oh okay, Well, look, I thought I could do this.
I thought I could get married to you today. But
I need to tell you something before we go through
with this. You know your brother, Yeah, he's in Yeah, David,
he's in there. I hooked up with David.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
You know your dad, David Senior?

Speaker 7 (42:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
What about him? I hooked up with him too, babe, Babe.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
You know your mum.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Davina, Yeah, your mum and I are dating, babe, but
you're pregnant with baby David.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
Yeah, that's David Seniors.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Winning.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
I could have dealt with the brother. I could have
dealt with the dead. I will not stand for any
wife of mine sleeping with my mother. That's where I
draw the line. I want to talk to people who
found out that they were getting cheated on at a
really inconvenient time. Again, obviously there is no convenient time,
but what was the what was the time that was

(43:37):
worse than others? Like did you find out on the
day of a funeral of a friend or family member.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
About the day you found out you were pregnant, the day.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
You found out you were pregnant. Did you find out
the day that you went into labor that someone was
cheating my mind? Did you find out the day that
you lost your job that you were also getting cheated on?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
I'm not but you can share it with US.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
England.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
The Melbourne influenzer who made the news over the weekend
for having a party on the day that she was
meant to get married but found out just before the
week the wedding that her partner was a cheater, very
inconvenient time. You asked the question if you found out
on the day, would you go through with it? And
someone text in and said, if I found out on

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the day that my partner was cheating, I would stay
quiet until we got to the do you take such
and such to be your lawful wedded partner. But and
then I'd say hell no in front of everyone.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Whoa look out?

Speaker 8 (44:34):
Hell nah.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Someone, It seems cooler in your head than it would
in the moment. Someone takes through and said, I got
cheated on four months out from our wedding. I went
through with the wedding and then divorced her later.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Okay, So like you said, like we were talking about, Yeah,
the big part of you that wants to save face
because the invites have gone out so awkward.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Man.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
That's expensive though, It's a very expensive decision.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Because I'm sure it's cheaper to cancel a wedding than
it is to go through with a wedding.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
I'd say so, plus a divorce, like a divorce costs
a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
Hannah's here, Hannah.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Hi, Hannah, Hey, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 6 (45:14):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
We're good.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
We want to know about the inconvenient time you found
out you were.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Being cheated on.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
I found out I was being cheated on two days
after my partner of two years proposed to me.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
That does not make any sense.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
What say again?

Speaker 7 (45:31):
So I was with someone for two years yep, and
then he proposed to me in two days after he
proposed to me, I found out he was cheating on
me for a year and a half.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Whoa wow.

Speaker 7 (45:44):
Yeah, and this this was literally like the start of
October just gone.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
So this is fresh?

Speaker 7 (45:49):
Wow? Oh yeah fresh? And what the main person he
cheated on me with. I'm very good friends with her
now absolutely lovely.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Now your friends with her? You weren't friends with her before?

Speaker 7 (46:00):
No, I didn't know her before. I got a hate
girl message.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Oh wait, so someone messaged you. One of the other
girls messaged you and said, hey, I don't know if
you know this is going on, but he's cheating on you.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
Funny story.

Speaker 7 (46:14):
Her friend actually messaged me because she said, I'm sick
of him doing this to people. He's done this so
many times. He's actually with my friend and I talk
to the friends. She turned up to my house with
the bottle of wine.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Oh my god, did you both Yeah, this might be
a stupid question.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Did you both Yeah? Did you both stop seeing this guy?

Speaker 7 (46:36):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (46:36):
Hell yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Did you have any like gut feeling that something was
going on?

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Hannah?

Speaker 7 (46:43):
I did. And this is why I always say, never ever,
ever ignore that gut feeling. You don't need proof before
you leave.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
You know what you know?

Speaker 7 (46:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
True that.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Hey, sorry you went through that, Hannah. That's awful.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Sounds like you.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Made a friend though, you know you made a friend
out of it.

Speaker 7 (47:00):
I've made a new friend, and honestly, I'm so much
better off now.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah, you dodged a big bully. Trauma. Bonding is a
powerful thing. Ah, You've been through the same thing.

Speaker 7 (47:11):
Honestly, she's an amazing woman. I mean, I can see
why you likes it.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Maybe you and her will end up together. That's a
movie plot line. This one's quite interesting. They said. Someone
I know found out four weeks after they got married.
Turns out the person they were cheating with was also
at the wedding.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Oh that would make you feel so shit. That's wild
to look back on those pictures with that new information.
I found out he was cheating just after we'd bought
our house. That's inconvenient. These are inconvenient times to find
out you'd been cheated on.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I found out my ex husband was cheating on me
right before an extended family weekend holiday away. I then
had to pretend all weekend nothing had happened or was wrong.
That was pretty inconvenient. Loll Oh that sounds it's awful.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
I found out a week before our one year anniversary,
weeks before I planned to move in. Well, unless you
hadn't moved on. Yeah, hope you hadn't given notice that
your flat.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
It's a blessing, someone else said.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
I found out on my birthday, the same day that
my granddad died and we had a newborn.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
No, oh, that's the trilogy.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
I found out they were cheating while I was at
the airport waiting to board my flight to go and
surprise them.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
No idea, you can still not get on the fly,
and I wouldn't. What about this. I found out that
my dad was cheating on my mum a couple of
months before my wedding. They pulled it together and worked
it out for the wedding, and six months later I
then uncovered the full affair and exposed it to the
whole family.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Oh that's wild, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
There's some out of it once there's some. Oh, someone said,
I got dumped. I got dumped the day that I
lost my job. Lord the drunken cry that I had
that night. Yeah, I got a new job and a vibrators.
So life goes on, brilliant my.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Sister found out her partner of six years was cheating
on her when she was eight months pregnant to him.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Oh oh, that's awful.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
Well about this, I had recently found it.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
I recently found out that I had cancer and also
found out that my husband slept with this slag from
his work.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
That's not ideal. God, remember the words god. I haven't
heard that word in such a long time.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
They're allowed to use that word.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
Yeah, they are in that situation.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Yeah, thanks for your inconvenient cheating stories.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Tomorrow we're going to do what's the most convenient time
you found out someone was cheating on you.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I don't know if we'll get many calls on that birthday. Birthday,
let's do it your number one songs when you turn sixteen.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Will figure it out, and then we'll play our favorite one.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
This is a bit of a special one. Today we'll
go to Shannon first. Hi, Shannon, Hi, Shannon.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
Hi, how are you going?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
We're good. We've heard it's your birthday today. Sure is
happy bloody birthday, Shannon.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
You wouldn't believe this, but we received a call from
someone else today whose birthday is also today, and it's
the same year as well.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Michelle, Are you there?

Speaker 7 (50:25):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (50:25):
Michelle?

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Yeah, I am hi guy, same day, same.

Speaker 3 (50:28):
Year, birthday. Twins that have called through on the same day.
What are the chances?

Speaker 5 (50:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Surely we both went then you definitely you play as
a team and you will win as a team.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
We can do you both at the same time, because
it's going to be the same song.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yes, correct, so good your birthday the year Shannon, what
is the year and that's the same as yours? Michelle?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Yes, it is okay great.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
That means you were both sixteen in two thousand and
five and on the third of December and five this
was number one. Oh, it's a double hunt.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Tell us had two humps.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Yeah, your lovely lady loves girls.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Hi, happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Wait there you could be our birthday bang of winners.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Okay, yeah, don't worry.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Yeah, girls, it's a good one.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Good two birds one. So we've never done that before.
Let's go to Daisy May, Hi, Daisy May, my Daisy May.
How's your day been today?

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Mate?

Speaker 7 (51:32):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (51:33):
Out out?

Speaker 5 (51:34):
Lots of conservation works a dog to work.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Will do you do your conservation work?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
And also beauty lovely. Well, thanks for your service. What
is your day to birth?

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Second of May nineteen ninety four?

Speaker 2 (51:49):
All right, that means you were sixteen and twenty ten
days you may and we've done our calculations.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Here's your birthday bank.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
My son would witte Bruno Mars and b Ob nothing.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
On your compete with the birthday.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Else you can't compete with the first one. You reckon.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
You'd rather some humps.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
Than Bruno Mars.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
And it's your birthday.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Yeah, it's and it's hump day, she knows.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Okay, is where it's at?

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Okay, wait their days?

Speaker 3 (52:23):
He Maybe we're going to do one more birthday banger
for Lauren whose birthdays tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Hey, Lauren, Hey, Lauren, Hello, have you got a big
birthday tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
My boyfriend's book us abat and all my close friends
were coming with their children. First, it's the big three,
Oh isn't it, Lauren? Yeah? Thirty big thirty tomorrow, Hey,
good year you're thirtieth and then it's all downhill after that.
But enjoy tomorrow though, Lauren. Hey, that means you must

(52:54):
have the birthday for the December nineteen ninety five, which
means you were sixteen and twenty eleven and Lauren, here's
your birthday, bab.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
You can't go wrong.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
It's iconic, the biggest song of twenty eleven, I'd say
best song of twenty eleven. Yeah, are you into it? Lauren?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Yeah, you're a fan of the hump.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I'm glad you understand. So I'm going to say happy
birthday to you for tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Happy thirtieth for tomorrow, Lauren.

Speaker 3 (53:29):
And we'll let you go because I think we agree.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Shannon and Michelle. The double Humpers, Hey, well, the double humpers.

Speaker 7 (53:38):
Lovely, lovely lady lumps on hump day.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Yeah, girls, have you had any drinks yet?

Speaker 7 (53:44):
Not yet?

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Going home to do that, so it's dry hump so far.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
Well, well it's lost for words.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Girls, You're out numbered.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
There's too many humps and face well, hump this girls,
what the hell made it weird?

Speaker 7 (54:09):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Girls, have a great birthday today.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Side your trunk.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
CDMs Bree and Clint Podcast. I'm gonna make make make,
make you work.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Make you what make you? What? How weird is the lione?

Speaker 3 (54:26):
What you're going to do with all that breast, all
that breast inside your shirt at a different time, wasn't.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
It it was a good time. Take back, yeah, yeah,
take me back to two what was it, two thousand
and five, two thousand and five, two thousand and five.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
That's the double humper today for Shannon and Michelle, who
just so happened to both call through today on their birthdays,
which just so happened to be the same year, so
we were able to do both of their birthday bangers
for them at the same time. And my humps, black piece.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
No regrets on that.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Nick's on the show.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Never regret a hump, you know.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Oh no, I've regretted a few.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Never a couple of drives.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Definitely regret.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Yeah, someone's on the way. Slip, slap, slap and wrap
and also get a skin check. Is the right advice,
isn't it?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
It is. It's advice I should have taken years ago.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I've never kind of got around to it.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
I'm getting the skin checked for oh ten years now.
Revue regularly, Yeah, once a year. Sometimes I've missed a year,
so maybe once every two years. It's so good. Yeah,
I've never done it, but I'm oh no, Actually we're
probably about the same paleness. Pale.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Yeah, we're both pale.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah, the skin is about as irish as it gets mine.
But there was an email that went around work saying
there was someone from the skin clinic coming in to
work to do a full body skin chick here at work.
So there's really no excuse.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
That sounds awesome. Where can I sign up?

Speaker 3 (56:05):
So today I went to a small room upstairs at
our building. And our building is big, by the way,
it's not just ZIDIM. There's about seven radio stations. There's
the New Zealand Herald, there's Newstalk ZIDB, there's there's a
lot of people that. There's a lot of people. So
you join a you go on this listing, get given
her time, and then you go to the wellness room

(56:26):
and you go and do that have glass windows frosted.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Hibbly frosted, hily frosted like you would be able to
see a silhouette of a person through it.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Anyway, I go in there and there's a wonderful already woman,
wonderful South African woman in there, and she goes, oh,
I have a seat. I'll explain that you think she
was hot. That's unprofessional.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Bre Okay, no, it's unprofessional for her to say if
she thought you were hot, I tried to de sexualize
the entire process, which is the right thing.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
That is the right thing to do.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
And then she said, okay, stand up and take.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
All your clothes off, like down to your nickers.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
So she said, leave your undies on, did she yeah?
And she'd have to check though. So I'm standing there
full nude except my boxes and I'd take them up.
Even my watch and my hat, my shoes and.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Socks all off.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
That's not a big deal for the men.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
She's looking over my body, she's looking over my phalanges.
She's going up and down with this like microscope not microscope.
What'd she need the microscope or my microbe moles? Thank
you very much, I'm magnifying glass. She's looking at my
bits and then she's like turning around in my back
and the whole time I'm going, am I going to

(57:34):
have to take.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
My undies off? At work?

Speaker 4 (57:36):
She was waiting till the end.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Am I going to have to get my junk out
in the workplace?

Speaker 2 (57:41):
And you've just joined us? You heard correct?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
I was getting a mole map done at work. She
went down my back and she got to my lower
half and she goes, do you mind if I have
a look at your bottom and she said bottom, and
I go, yeah, okay, I pulled my boxes down over
my bottom.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Oh she had a luck and she goes, oh, not
all good. They're put me back up. Oh this sounds
so awkward.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
She comes around to the front and she goes down
my body and then she skipped the party zone and
went straight to the legs, the legs, and then she
just goes, okay, you can put your clothes back on.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
And honestly, I let out the biggest sigh of relief.
I was like, Oh my god, what if you've got it?

Speaker 4 (58:29):
What if you've got a mole on your your peas
and carrot?

Speaker 3 (58:33):
So what if I've got a deck melanoma. Yeah, well,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
I don't know. I guess I'll just have to take
the chance, take the risk.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Yeah, because because because I was twofold, I was like, one,
I don't want her because it's very close. They're looking
up very you know, the worst I don't want you
to put your magnifying glass.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
On that, you know the worst part.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
And I don't know, because I mean I've had quite
a few of these. First one interesting did she take photos?
She took a couple of photos. So I remember the
first time I got this done, and I would have
been pretty young, you know, and I felt very uncomfortable
and they're taking photos and I've got quite a lot
of freckles. And then right at the end, I remember asking,

(59:20):
I said, hey, where are the photos going? Good Christian,
you know, and she goes, I'm just going to send
them through to your GP. And I was like, without
a warning, I said, unsolicited and unsolicited news. I said
to this woman, I was like, my GP is the
same GP I've had since I was born. He's my

(59:42):
family GP. I don't want you sending random nudes of
me to my family GP. He comes over on Christmas
Day sometimes to our house.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
But again, Brey, you're sexualizing it. Okay, it's a it's
it's it's it's a midical, it's a it's a.

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
If it's medical, I don't want those photos of me circulating.
It's a medical around the GPS, which is what I
kept telling myself as I stood there, completely naked, one
piece of frosted glass between me and the entire news
Talk ZIDB newsroom. Imagine Mike Hoskin just comes up trying
to see through the Frosted Glass. Who's in there?

Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I think that might be clip Rowts in the workplace?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
What a Scooplin.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Look, it's not easy coming up with a new game
for this show. Yeah, that's why we're still doing the
one second song challenge. I still love that game. There's
other games that could go though, But I feel like
I may have stumbled across a new idea. And look,
I'm not going to say it's a definite, but I
have come up with this idea which potentially could be
a new game for the Branklin Ship. Now what I

(01:00:53):
do know because we're going to workshop it. We're going
to play it for the very first time, right here,
right now, and I want people's feedback nine six ninety six,
if you like it, if you think it should come
back for another go.

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Big part of pitching a new game on this show, I.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Know, is the name. Huge part, huge part. You need
to catch your name or else it's dead in the water. Okay,
So if you've got the I've got a little opener here.
Welcome to Breeze, new game for the Brian Clint Show.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
I like to call this Stars behind Bars.

Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
Okay, Okay, so far, so good. So essentially, the idea
for the game, guys is I'm going to give you
a celebrity and you have to tell me what you
believe that celebrity has been arrested for. Like, okay, let's
start pretty simple. Some people in this room should know this.

(01:01:56):
What was Hugh Grant arrested for solicit No, it was
car related. He was in a car with a lady
of the night correct, otherwise known as lude conduct. I'll
give you the point.

Speaker 4 (01:02:16):
In nineteen ninety whatever it is a pretty woman.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
In nineteen ninety five, the British heart throb was arrested
after being discovered by police in the car receiving things
from other people they were doing the things they were
doing the things. Clint gets a point. Are we ready
to move on to the next next celebrity? What was
Robert Downey Junior arrested for? Clint, Yes, drugs? Correct, possession

(01:02:44):
of various drugs including cocaine, heroin, and marijuana because.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
He had a whole rehabsant before he came back as
Iron Man.

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Yeah, he turned it around, didn't he? Big time? Good
on him? Okay, next up, Clint, so far in the lead.
Need this one, girls to stop him.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
What did Paris Hilton.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Get arrested for? Yes, Claudia public intoxication. No, no, Clint,
there's a few things I will say, but if you
can get one, I'll give it to you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
Position of drugs, cocaine correct, what d ui?

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
Possision of marijuana, cocaine and obstructing an officer back in
two thousand and six.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Wow, the whole lot, the whole Big three. That means
you win?

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Yeah, you got all three.

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
Do you know your celebrity arrests?

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
What was Clinton Roberts arrested for? Don't answer that. We
can't stay legally, we cannot say in this time slot
anyway that Stars behind bars?

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
It might be back in Oh, I like it. My
big concern is that you run out of stars.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Make plenty of people who better rested.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Really Yeah, there's heaps getting back catalog. Okay, great, I
like it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Nine six nine sex. Would you like to hear Stars
behind bars again?

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Let us know, Brian Clint has this guy been arrested
justin Bieber?

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
Yes he hasn't. Why there you go.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
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