ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast with Mumma Di - 23rd August 2024

• The one and only Mumma Di co-hosting with Bree.
• Fridayoke - Hot To Go by Chappell Roan. 
• How many scoffs can we get from Di for these jokes? 
• People you know with famous names. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast network that ends brand Clint, brought
to you by KFC's Hot or Not Box.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Oh my god, makes some noise.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
The wheels are off and they've given us the keys. Mum,
they've given us the keys. You can turn up your OK,
here we go. No, don't press your buttons. We can
turn your volume now.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
I didn't hear you, no worry.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Did you hear me now?

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Did you hear that special intro we had made for you?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Wow? That was awesome. I felt like I was at
a stadium intro.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
The wheels are off, Mama dies bras off bo Brianna,
But that's pretty usual.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
She doesn't wear one a lot these.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Days, Brianna. I hate all the help I can get.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Mum, you will be co hosting this show with me
for the first time ever, the whole show, you and
me in this little box right here.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Well, I hope I'm getting Clint's wages for this. He
better fright up. You know what.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I think You've got a point. He does owe you
can we get an email sent to Clint. He will
be giving his wages for the day to Mama die Ella.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
No, I think that's fair. I think that is fair.
Oh hi, we go to Ross boss, I say, Mum,
she already knows where the bosses are.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
She goes, they know where he's fifth. I know what
I'm going to stay. Give me the money, show me
the money. As Mamma Die has been.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Said, absolutely all in all seriousness.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I'm so excited because you've been such a big part
of this show for a number of years, and I'm very.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Excited to have you on this show for the full day.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
I think I must do subjict right. And I think
the main thing is that I don't get paid, so
I think that's why I get invited back. But thank
you guys for having me, and you do make me
feel very welcome.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
The thing I'm most excited about, Producer Claude, I think
you're excited about Wait Friday, Okie, it's gonna be me
versus Mama Die doing Chapel Roone Hot to Go. And

(02:20):
let me just say I was in the booth helping
you out to record your version earlier today and I
must say you killed it well.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
I reckon if that song doesn't loosen up, something will.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
So Mum wants a Gin and Tonic. At four point
thirty producer, Ella, is that possible. You've done a fantastic job.
I can't wait for people to hear it. I think
it's going to be a full blown pantsing for me
for Friday.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oki, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Get absolutely pants I'm gonna have my butt cheeks out.
I can't wait to play that. We're gonna do that
just after five and Mum, we get to give away
a trip to see Sabrina Carpenter live in La.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh my god. That's going to be amazing for whoever
wins it, because I think when you get a big.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Prize like that, it's just once in a lifetime.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Isn't it a bit like this show? You and I
are going to do this afternoon. Once in a lifetime stuff.
Should we get into it?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I think we should get into it. We need two
people to play trading versus Lady. We've got a great
prize from the toolshed up for grabs, So if you
want to play eight hundred dials z M right now
and mum, just for you, we're going to kick off
the show with your favorite Ed Sheeran. I love it
and Mamma day Mumma die filling in for the whole show.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
It's time to play trading versus lady. It's a reader
versus Thanks to the toolshd Q we owned trusted treaty.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh, we got some great prizes from the Toolshed Mum
to give away. Everybody likes a tool you love, you
love a tool set your mum. Today's prize is one
hundred and sixty eight He's tool set. It's worth one
hundred and forty nine dollars and fifty dollars cash, all
thanks to the tool Shed. The trade's are on sixty
five wins for the year, the ladies on seventy six.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Shall we meet our contestants?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Absolutely, let's go for it all right from the ladies.
She's from christ Church, she's nineteen and she owned two
cars and a motorbike by the age of seventeen. Please
welcome to the show page. Hello, my page, very impressive.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (04:32):
I'm good, Thank you? How are you?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah? Well?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Thanks?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
What type of motorbike page?

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Well, I've just recently upgraded now and I've got an
mto three Yamaha.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh okay, road bike, dirt bike, yep, road bike, roadbike.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
You fancy page? You cool man?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Okay, Well, let's see who you'll be taking on for
the trades this afternoon. He's from christ Church, he's thirty
eight and he loves to do mo across on his
time off. What a match made in Heaven. Welcome to
the show, Steve.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
There going.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
You're not running a Yemmaha motocross bike, are you, Steve?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I am, Oh my god, it's meant to be.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
I didn't know your father was ringing brown.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Big Steve's on the phone.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I think instead of doing a quiz this afternoon, guys,
I reckon it should be a race on the motorbikes
to see who wins the tool the Toolshed prize.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
What do you think.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
She'll whip me at top in?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
There you go, Steve.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Steve knows he's a smart man, so we'll stick to
the te's and cees. Here's the rules, guys, I'm going
to read out the question.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Steve.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Buzz in with Trady if you think you know the
answer page, You buzz in with Lady first to get
three correct will take home that prize from the Toolshed.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Are we ready to play?

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (05:55):
I'm ready?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
All right? Here we go.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Question number one, how long is the Great Wall of
China Is it fifteen thousand kilometers, thirty two thousand or
twenty one thousand.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Lady, Yes, Page in first.

Speaker 7 (06:10):
The second number, seid thirty.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Two thousand is incorrect. Steve A. A fifteen thousand also incorrect.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's twenty one thousand. But it's a bit of a
hard question, so no points there. We'll move on to
question number two. What is Prince Harry's official first name?
What can Harry be short for a nickname.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
For thirty Yes, Steve, is that Harold? Harold. It's a
great guess, but no, Page. You want to guess.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
My brain's told me Harrison, but I feel like it's wrong.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
I mean, another good guess, but incorrect. It's actually Henry.
Did you know that much?

Speaker 4 (07:01):
No, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Actually official first name is Henry. Well, another hard question,
so that's all right, No points there. We'll move on
to question number three. Buzz in guys, when you can
tell me who sings this song? Oh, come on, Steve,

(07:24):
this is right in your millennial pocket.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
No, I don't have a clue, No idea, no idea.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
He's also known as mister three oh five, mister worldwide.
It is pitball. We got there in the end, one
to the Trade's all right. Question number four, Anna Elsa
and Oh Laugh are characters from which Disney.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Film Steve's in Frozen?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
It is Frozen, He's away and fly Now, Paige, you
need this one to stay in it. Question number five?
What breed of cat doesn't have any fur?

Speaker 8 (08:09):
Lady?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Yes, Page, Oh no, I can't think of the name
now that I'm put on the spot. Take a second,
compose yourself, take your breath.

Speaker 9 (08:20):
A friend of mine'scot it.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
She talks to me about it all the time.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
Oh no, making me feel bad now, it's right.

Speaker 7 (08:28):
No, I can't think of it now.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Will buzz you out? Steve?

Speaker 5 (08:34):
I just can't think of it.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
I can picture it, but I just that's all right.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
We can go to another question. We'll buzz you out
as well. A sphinx cat is what.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
We were looking for?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
No points there, all right, it's still two to the
tradees Question number six. The Warriors will take the field
at Mounts Smart tonight against the Bulldogs. Which player are
they naming? Yes, Steve for the Winds. Sure Johnson is
correct and he's got it. A tough old game of

(09:08):
Trady versus ladies and tough one Brianna, a.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Very tough one page.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
You fought well, but unfortunately you went down to Steve.
Well done, mate, You've got that price from the tool
shed and fifty dollars cash.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Awesome, Thanks very much.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Well done.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Have a great Friday and a good weekend, guys.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
See you guys.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
That's Bree and Mamma die Ms and Mumma day mum.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
People are saying that they're going to turn this afternoon
show into a drinking game.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Oh, let's go for it, afternoon, Let's make the most
of it.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
What does Mama die like to drink on a Friday afternoon?
To get on the rash gin and tonic of course,
you know we'll watch the Warriors win. Yeah, against the
Bulldogs tonight. That's going to be a ripping game, they're saying.
Every time you say, oh, Brianna, you have to.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Do a shot.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Oh really, yeah, there's going to be some very intoxicated
people around the country. But so you arrived into the
country last night and we were having good old yarns
at home, and you were telling me that you went
to visit some friends of yours, and you dropped into
conversation the full name of one of your friends, and

(10:25):
I said, wait a second, we have to be sure
that you're not talking about the famous person.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Well, it could be. I mean, you never know who was.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
The friend that you mentioned that were my years pricked
up and thought, that's a famous person's name.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Well, I went to school with a girl, Julie Andrews.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
You went to school with Mary Poppins.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
How did I not know this?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
And she can sing absolutely lovely, Yes, she can sing.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
We've seen we've seen the movies. She's got the pipes
on her. I didn't know you went to school with her.
I didn't realize you were that old.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Oh excuse me, Brian, geez.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
I don't know how old is Julie Andrews. Well, she's
older than me. I know that age game. How old
is she?

Speaker 4 (11:15):
I reckon she'd be eighty one?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Eighty one? She's eighty eight, Really, she is eighty eight.
I'm not even going to google how old Dick Van
Dyke is because I'm.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Pretty sure he's one hundred.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yeah, I reckon you'd be getting up there would be
about what ninety seven? Maybe, would you?

Speaker 9 (11:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Like if you had the opportunity, no, not like to
hook up with Dick van Ye would you.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
You wouldn't know.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
But look, think of the kudos, think of that, think
of this story. No, he's ninety eight. Look, some people
say said, Mamma die, I think you. I'll think you're
the Bee's knees. It's one night only. You can have
as much gin and Tonic as you want. No, it's
a no from you.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
No, I only get a few Hall passes and I
have to really use it.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
And you're not using it on Dick.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Then not on Dick. Then I mean you're smartly Blake.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
That's a good decision. That is a good decision. Juliet.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
So obviously she realizes she has the same name as
a super famous actress, Julie Andrews. I feel like it
be you're kind of living in their shadow, almost having
the exact same name. That means, oh, no, she probably
wouldn't have been famous when your friend's parents named her.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
I think she would have been, because I think Julie
Andrews was kind of right into her career by that stage.
If you think about it, Yeah, I'm not saying my
age on the radio. And if you dare say it, Brianna,
you are absolutely.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Text me on n and I will text you back,
Mamma Dizer, you will not, Brianna if you want, will not.
Do you know any do you have any other friends
that have famous people's names.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
You've got a first cousin that's got a very very
big game.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
A first cousin. I know all of my first cousins.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Now you've got over a hundred brown So I don't
think you know all your first cousins.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
No, just cousins.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, first cousin.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
First, No, not first, what you mean?

Speaker 4 (13:18):
No, there's still a hell of a lot of it.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Let's not let's not get into the nitty gritty of
what first cousins, second cousin and third cousin is.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
So it probably hooked up with one of them. If
you're saying they're all.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
First cousin, we've got sixteen Artie, you know, great Arnie
and uncle.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
So yeah, what's the what's the cousin's name that has
a famous sounding name.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
You won't believe me when I tell you? Yeah, go on,
Donald Duck. Donald, that's right, I yes, Donald Duck. And
guess what his profession is?

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Oh my god, what is it?

Speaker 4 (13:49):
He's a swimming cake. That's so good.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Yeah, Donald Duk. His last name is Duck.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
My on my NaN's sides and my mum's marm had
the last name Duck.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
So cool.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
So my mother is Edna Duck and her sister married
a swan.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
That's true. Yeah, they'd swan. They made quite the babies,
the Swans and the Ducks.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I thought we could throw it out there this afternoon
on eight hundred dials at M do you know someone
that has a famous person's name.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
I mean, we've seen it on the skinny ads.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
They've found all the people around New Zealand with famous
sounding names.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
But I want to hear it from you guys.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
Who is the person that has a famous person's name,
or maybe the famous person has their name. That's mum,
your friends with the Julie Andrews. Yes, and your cousin
is Donald Duck.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yeah, first cousin.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
God you love to name drop, don't you.

Speaker 10 (14:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah, absolutely, I know it. Tom Hardy too, Oh, here
we go. But I tell you what he was, No,
Tom Hardy, there's nothing about him that was Tom Hardy. Oh,
let's be real. Tom hard the hall past.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Okay, now we know one a mama dies all passes.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
We're asking you this afternoon on eight hundred dials at
M Who is the person you know that has a
famous person's name? So let's talk to Indyca first, Tello
bait Hi, indigate what is the person you know that
has a famous name.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
Fel really lucky to say that I know Taylor Swash.
Oh way, yeah, amazing.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Who is the Taylor Swift you know? Describe her for us?

Speaker 8 (15:40):
Probably opposite to the tailor Swift. But she's my friend
that I've gone for a few years.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
And when I.

Speaker 8 (15:48):
First met her, I made her get her idea that
I do not believe.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
You really spelled the same.

Speaker 8 (15:54):
Yeah, she have a heacinated last name, but as Taylor
Swish as she goes by.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
That tell me something. Was she named after Taylor Swift?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Or how old is she?

Speaker 8 (16:05):
Two? So she was.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
Before ye, yeah, before Taylor Swift got got famous.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Anyway, she's famous toah.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Has he Indica?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Has she been contacted to be on one of the
skinny ads yet?

Speaker 10 (16:22):
No?

Speaker 8 (16:22):
She hasn't.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Maybe I should put her, put her name, put her forward.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
She might be able to make a couple of bucks
off of it.

Speaker 8 (16:29):
Oh my gosh, thanks for calling through.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Really appreciate it. Have a good weekend. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
See someone takes the rough mum, And they said, I'm
dating a guy called Harrison Ford.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yes, sir, is that one of your hall passes?

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Absolutely too.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Actually, there'd be a cat fight between you and I.
Oh well, I think i'd win take you down.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Yeah, no, I.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Think I think i'd have you put a couple of
drinks in here straight to sleep.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Let's talk to.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Page on eight hundred dies at M page you work
with someone with a famous name.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
Yes, indeed, who is it? Paige Dan Carter?

Speaker 3 (17:09):
That the Dan Carter, a legendary all black and underwear model.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
Yep, that's the guy.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Does he do people get a kick out of it
every time they find out his name.

Speaker 7 (17:22):
Oh yeah, pretty much, at least every couple of days.
Someone makes sweet joke about it.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
It'd be so annoying for him on the phone, Like
if he's, you know, calling up for car insurance or whatever,
and every time he mentions his name, do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
People are like, I wonder if it's the real one.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
I think so, but wouldn't It's also be called if
you get discounts or you know, stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Oh yeah, Like you call up a restaurant might be
booked out and then you say, oh, it's Dan Carter
and you're not lying, and then they think, oh, it's
the Dan Carter, one of the greatest rugby union players
of all time, and your friend turns up.

Speaker 7 (18:00):
I know, but you'd get the best table. Yeah, how
could you go wrong?

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I mean, you're dead right page? And has he been
on a skinny ad yet?

Speaker 7 (18:08):
No? But they always joke he needs.

Speaker 11 (18:10):
To be Yes.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
I think, mate, you need to convince him. I'll try.
I'll try to work it.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Absolutely, name drop, here's the way to go use it.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah. Absolutely, they have a good weekend page. We call
it page.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
A few more texts.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Someone said my mate's name was Muhammad Ali. And one
time we got pulled over by the cops and asked
for our names, and my mate told him that his
name was Muhammad Ali, and the cops said, stop being
such a smart ass.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Oh, I reckon, that's even top mind Donald Dark.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I mean, it's a great name.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
It's a great name.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Someone else said, when I was younger, there was a
guy in my group of friends with the name James Bond.
I wonder any cool I wonder if his middle name
was danger.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
They would have really been the cheery a few more.
Someone said, I'm friends with Rachel McAdams. I wonder if
she goes out with Ryan Gosling. And last one, I'm
married to Paul Williams. He's the guy from Taskmaster in
New Zealand. He and she said, he's just as funny,

(19:21):
just as good looking, just as good looking. Paul Williams
will love that. Someone tell Paul Williams mother, guy's keen
on him. Hey, stick around and hang on.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
There she is coming in at the clutch off the bench.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Oh jeez, I'm a good bench player, but I've never
been a main player. Brown or it's about time put
me on the role.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
You are the player, mum. To me, you are the star.
You're our main squeeze. You're the Sean Johnson of this show.

Speaker 4 (19:56):
Gee, that's the highest compliment. But what does she want?
What does she want?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I just want you to cook me dinner tonight. There
it is.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yeah, No, it's so nice to have you here, and
very special that we get to do the show together today.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
So and thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
I know that it's not your natural habitat, but you're
absolutely shining.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
The people love you. I love you. You're doing a
great job.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Well. I hope so, and I hope New Zealand get
a win tonight because I've had a win today because
I've been here. So let's go.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Look at this.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
You give her an inch, she takes a mile, her
egoes exploding and Mamma Day, Brian, Clint, Mama and Die
filling in for the whole show today.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yeah, I'm here and I'm not going away yet.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
There you go. You've heard it here first.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Hey, I heard Fletchborn and Haley talking about this story
this morning, but I thought we can't do the show
today Mum without me telling you about this horrific story
that's happened to a guy in Thailand.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
I know doesn't sound good.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
So get this.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
A guy has gone to the toilet as he always done,
and an unexpected turn happened when he encountered a snake.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Inside the toilet bowl.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh no, the man from Thailand didn't know what was
happening when a python leaped from inside the toilet bowl
and bit his testicles, leaving him in excruciating pain.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Did he end up with it?

Speaker 3 (21:28):
You know?

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Did any of them go?

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Snake? Not? The snake took a bite of the apple.
This is what he said. He said.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
After flushing, I sat down, but after a few moments
I felt a sharp pain in my testicles.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Something had bitten me.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I reached down into my horror, I grabbed a snake
by the neck and its fangs were still sunk in.
I held the snake's neck tightly, trying to pull it
out of the toilet, but it was incredibly strong and
wooden budge. Panicking, I spotted a toilet brush nearby and
started whacking the snake as hard as I could. Thankfully,

(22:04):
I'm okay now, And in case you're wondering, my testicles
are fine.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Imagine going to the toilet to do your business, men,
a snake comes out and bites you on the testing.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
I don't think it's a good experience, is it. I mean,
you know it'd be bad enough if you got bitten
by a red back or something.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, there was a story a couple of years ago
about a trade in Australia who went to a portoloo
and a red back did bite him down there not.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
I sung about it? Isn't there? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Have you ever been bitten by an animal on the privates?

Speaker 7 (22:43):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
A fair income. The only issue that I had I mean,
I wasn't bitten by anything, but I fell down on
a boy's bike once.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
That wasn't good.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Had three children later.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
On, word, what happened to the seat?

Speaker 4 (23:10):
But I slipped on the pedals I was going up
the Heelbrianda, it happens.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
What the set came off? Oh?

Speaker 4 (23:18):
No, it was a boy's bike. You know how they
have the bar across the top of it. Yeah, the
girl's bike without the bar so to speak. Oh, gear,
I cried for weeks.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I remember, like I recall you getting bitten by a
horse on the bottom.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Yeah, remember that.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
I remember that it was a pony.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Well that's what, at least what you told Dad. He said,
what's this horse?

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah? That wasn't good because the pony wouldn't let go.
I don't know why it thought that that was so
fleshy or looked good, just look juicy. No, it wasn't good.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
What horse was that? Do you remember?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (24:03):
That was honey, that was.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Your horse, if I remember, yeah, I taught her to
do that actually, and it would not gallop for the
life of you unless you put some food in front
of her. But she did like backsides. Didn't that horse
kick you in the leg.

Speaker 4 (24:20):
I broke my nose.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Oh that's right, Yeah, that horse and you.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
It wasn't No, it wasn't a good experience. It wasn't
a good match.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
But getting bit on the bum by a horse, how like?
What was the pain level? Like between one and ten?

Speaker 11 (24:35):
You know?

Speaker 4 (24:35):
The funny thing about that is that it's when they
let go all the blood rushes to it.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Oh yeah, it's not good. Was the worst hickey you've
ever had.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
That's the biggest tiki I've ever had. I think I've
only ever had one.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Am as Mum always says, Holy Toledo, that hurt. Let's
put it out there on our wait, hundred dials at him?

Speaker 3 (24:57):
What bitcher?

Speaker 4 (25:00):
What your male friends or friends?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Thanks, well they can if if you want what bit
your eight hundred dials it in.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
We've done it a few times. You've always got ripping
stories for us. That's Ma died, and right now we're
asking what bitcher?

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Well, Brianna, I know I have to tell this story.
No you don't people to talk to Look, okay, we'll
talk to them and then I'm going to tell the story.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Who's the story about.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
It's about you? So when you were younger, she's straight
into it. Yeah, you were well known for biting other
animals like dogs. What Yeah, because if they are annoying you,
you'd turn around and bite them on the tail. So
you were the bite.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
The story. The question isn't who did you bite? We're
asking what bitcher? Well, I'm talking for the doll. Oh God,
turns out I was a buyer. Nothing's changed. Let's talk
to Tagan on eight hundred dials at air Mellow. Tagan, Hi, mate,
tell us what bitcher?

Speaker 5 (26:14):
First of all, long time listeners, there's time caller.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Yeah, letsh go baby. Finally we've reeled you in and
it's great to have you here. Tagan, thanks for calling through.
Now tell us, was it your husband that got bitten?

Speaker 5 (26:36):
It was, yeah, he was better on the metal by
a sheep while he was sharing it.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Did you say bitten on the nipple sheep? Well, I
mean it serves him right. He was shaving the sheep,
so the sheep was it's self defense and has the
nipple recovered it is?

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Yeah, I don't say, hey, hairs though, he wasn't so
happy that you guys run back?

Speaker 3 (27:06):
What Sagan? That's brilliant, mate.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
I'm glad the sheep didn't bite it off, they wouldn't
be real.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
He would have just had Ariola left Eagan. Wouldn't have
been good. Tell your husband we said hello, all right,
have a good weekend, mate.

Speaker 10 (27:22):
Bye.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
So many good texts coming through on this.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Someone said that I got stung by a bloody wasp
on my left testicle when I was seven, The left one,
not the right one.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
Wouldn't be good, would it? The swelling? I wonder if
it went down? He probably appreciated it later.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
God, yougo, Mama and Di talking about your testicles. Alright,
let's talk to Andy. Hello, Eddy, good afternoon. Hey, Hi,
tell us Andy, what bitcher didn't bite me?

Speaker 7 (27:56):
And it you bit my sister?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
What bitch?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Your sister?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
We were at the lake one day when we were younger.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
And she's actually scared of geese and duck now, but
she got on the bum by her gift.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
They kind of hissed, don't they.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
And yeah, she's listening now, so sorry but not sorry.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
What's your sister's name, Katie? Shout out to Katie. Where
did it bite her? Exactly? I'm pretty sure it was
on the bum?

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yeah, that wouldn't be good, would it?

Speaker 3 (28:27):
At least geese don't have any teeth. They don't have teeth.
Do that? Do they have tea shaw? They're the ones
with the teeth. The little rated beat like birds or
ducks or anything like that anymore.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
She's scared of them.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, she'd have to sleep with one eye open on
it and look out. Hey, thanks for calling her. I
have a good weekend. Someone texted her and said I
got bit by a horse as well, head height, right
on the booth.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
It drew blood.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Just grateful it didn't bite me as I had my
three year old with me at the time.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Oh geez, that's not ideal.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
That's a good fleshy part to bit Oh my goodness.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
One more on eight hundred dials at M Hello Averill,
Happy Friday.

Speaker 9 (29:15):
Happy Friday for you too.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Tell us mate, what bitcher?

Speaker 9 (29:19):
A mere cat hit me on the nose?

Speaker 3 (29:21):
A mere cat? Really?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
That's cute, aren't they?

Speaker 11 (29:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
I didn't think that they were bitters.

Speaker 9 (29:29):
I was doing the mere cat experience at Wellington Zoo
and it tried to jump on my head in messcalculated
then so fit my nose to stop from falling.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
And did it draw blood?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
I did?

Speaker 9 (29:42):
And I was real gad that I didn't get a
scar because it would have been a good story to
tell God.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
It would have been It would have been a good story.
What did the zoo keepers say? Were they quite shocked?

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Would it bit you?

Speaker 10 (29:51):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (29:52):
We were all just cracking up laughing.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
That's hilarious, AVERL have a good weekend mate for you.

Speaker 9 (29:58):
Yeah, my mum a dieto.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Ah, Hi, mate, I love.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Your name, go mate, see up next on the show.
Mamma Di, you're gonna have a crack at the one
second song challenge.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
Oh no, Brianna, No, don't worry.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Don't worry. We're going to look after you. There will
be some songs from your day.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
And age and mumma day.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
Oh the vibes are on, Mamma Di, the vibes.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
We're cunning Lucy here now we just had a dance
off in the studio and Mamma and I wipe the.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Floor with me.

Speaker 7 (30:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Well, when you pull out an ac DC move it always.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
You better watch out. You'll need a hip replacement. I've
told you be careful.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Hey, it's time to play the one second song challenge.
Sum is weeding.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
You only get one second.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
It's eden you only get one second.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
A second Mum, you've always said that you wanted to
give this a crack. Oh not really, Okay, I made
that part up, but just go with it.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
You've always said you've wanted to have a turn.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Just let me have a great partner. Okay, it's all
I want.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
We do play along with people that listen, and let's
meet our partners right now.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
First up is Elliott. He'll be joining my team. Get
a mate. Hi, good to have you on board. Elliott.
Let's win you this fifty KFC chicken dollar is okay?

Speaker 10 (31:23):
Thank you?

Speaker 11 (31:24):
Right?

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Good deal? Joining your team? Mum, is Brian? You Brian?

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Let's go mate?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah, I think nervis.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Brian sounds confident. It might be the dream team. But Claudia,
you're going to run the show. You're running the game.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
One of the rules.

Speaker 10 (31:43):
So essentially, I'm going to start a song from the beginning.
You just need a buzzing with your name if you
think you know what it is, and I reckon for
this round, I might do one point for the name
of the artist and one point for the name of
the song. Some more chance, okay, Okay. The theme today
These are all songs that remind me of Mamma die.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Oh well, this is your game to lose. Then, oh
my goodness, so free and die.

Speaker 10 (32:08):
You guys will go first, and then I'll get Elliott
and Brian to follow behind. So you and me mum
buzzing with your name if you think you know. Yeah,
and a point for the artist. A point for the
name of the song here because your first one good lunch.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Die, Mamma died. It's said to no fever be Gee's
no staying.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Alive save.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
It's one that said day night fever staying alive. It's
an extra point for knowing the history of the song.
The hall pass in that one.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
The whole show Barry, of course, the whole show is
just mum naming her passes.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
You're keeping a list. It's a long list so far alright.
That means Elliott, Brian, it's your turn to play you ready, ready? Yeah, okay,
good luck. Here is your song.

Speaker 8 (33:03):
I'm Elliott, Elliott.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 5 (33:07):
Is it Seven Rings by Arianna?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Do you remember remember when you covered that song?

Speaker 4 (33:16):
Do I really want to remember that?

Speaker 3 (33:19):
I'll lock it, I want it, I got it, Elliott,
nice work, well done, you've kicked.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Let's go Brian.

Speaker 10 (33:27):
Okay, Okay, we are all tied up at the moment.
It's two points per team Brianna and Die. This one's
for you, Mama, door.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Ed sheeran, cured one, thinking out loud.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Finally roll Elliott.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
You could put the nail in the coffin right here.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Come on, Brian, you can do this, mate.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Are you guys ready? Good luck everyone?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Here's your song.

Speaker 10 (34:16):
Elliott, Elliott, boothcast bye, Jake Harlow close enough, Elliott?

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Is that the win? That is the win? That's the
best one for Rianna? Well done, Elliott. Hey, how old
are you?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I'm twelve?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
You're Elliott.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
That's awesome, amazing. Fifty chicken dollars coming your way.

Speaker 7 (34:45):
Oh my god, thank you.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
You're so welcome.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Calls Brian for being on my not your Day. Call
back anytime.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
We'd love to have you and Elliott enjoy that cave scene.
Call the show anytime.

Speaker 7 (34:58):
All right, thank you, I will Malliott.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Oh what a sweetheart. That was the one second song challenge.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
That's Bret and Mamma Die Marty Mom, Yes, are you
ready to play a little game?

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Look with you?

Speaker 4 (35:14):
Who knows where this is gonna go, but I'll have
a go all right, let's hit it off.

Speaker 3 (35:18):
Claud This is called can I get her? Mama finished
it off? Ai Ah, that was good. That's exactly what
it is. Can I get her?

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Can I get her?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
And Mammy it is your turn to play. Have you
heard us play this before multiple times? Okay, I'll give
you the.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Rules just so you know we're in sync. But it's
pretty simple.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
We're gonna call a random business and when they answer,
the only words you're allowed to.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Say, ah, can I get her?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
No worries, okay, No matter what they say, all you
can say is can I get her?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
And if they say hier, you get a point. Okay,
all right, that's a win. Are you ready, Mama and die?

Speaker 3 (36:12):
I am ready. We're gonna call a dentist in Dunedin.
Here we go, good luck.

Speaker 8 (36:25):
Hello, this is Joanna from Dunda Dental?

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Can I get her?

Speaker 11 (36:30):
What was that?

Speaker 10 (36:30):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Can I get her? Can I get her?

Speaker 10 (36:37):
Well?

Speaker 3 (36:37):
We are, let's go.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Baby, you just got well. I felt like she was
going to leave you hanging one last time. Mom? Can
I get up?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Can I get a Hia?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
That's it? Can I get a high?

Speaker 10 (37:01):
Yeir?

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Maybe back never But that was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Hey, stick around because we're gonna be calling the winner
of that Sabrina Carpenter trip to La back right after this,
and a Friday AOKI for the Ages is on the way.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Mama Die doing chapelone Hot to Go. It's going to
be a ripper.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
It's not going to be good, guys, but it'll be
a lot of fun. And everyone get their dancing shoes on.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
What she said and Mamma day you know what else
is going to be lining now?

Speaker 4 (37:35):
I don't know about that Friday.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Ok, ladies and gentlemen Friday.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
If you ever were to stick around to listen to
a Friday oki, it is this not the time?

Speaker 10 (37:53):
Is this not?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Mum? You need to back yourself.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
I was there with you in the booth. You've done
a fintas plastic job. I'm pretty sure it's going to
be a down trol for me today and I'm fine
about it.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
I think you've killed it.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
We both spent fifteen minutes with our audio engineer, Sam,
the most patient man in the world.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
I reckon I literally killed it. Let's see how we go.
And I tell you what. Clint owes me big time
and I am not forgetting it very soon.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Mama died the whole time. Clint owes me for this.
I can't believe he's made me do this. Here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
We've recorded this absolute ripper from Chapel Roone Hot to Go,
Mama Die's new favorite song.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
She heard it for the first time this morning. She's
been in the booth. I've recorded, You've recorded.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
We will play both out in full, and then it
will be up to you guys to decide who has
the best Friday, I think, and we should have a
buzz out. It's not how this works, mum, because.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
I chose the song.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I will graciously go first, and then we will wait
for the absolute peace to resistance Mamma dies version, but
first here comes my Chapel Roone Hot to.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Go six five six seventy. Pray for me.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
I could be the one or your new addiction. It's
all in my head.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
But I want nonfiction. I don't want the world battle
take this city. Who can claim a girl call me?
I'm pretty baby?

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Do you like this bee?

Speaker 3 (39:54):
I'm made? It's all you dance with me. It's like
one hundred and ninety nine agrees when you're doing it
with me, doing it with me.

Speaker 10 (40:05):
H O T t O g O.

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Snap and clap and touch toes. Raise your hands out, party,
roll hands it out.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
You're heart to go.

Speaker 10 (40:12):
H O T t O g O.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Snap and clap and touch toes.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
Raise your hands out, party roll.

Speaker 8 (40:17):
H O T t O g O.

Speaker 10 (40:19):
H O T t O g O.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
You can't tag me to go.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
H O T t O g O. You can't tag
me to go?

Speaker 4 (40:34):
Brown, I reckon, you've done a g up. What that's
not you? Somebody else?

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Did you hear the did you hear the flat chorus?
I think it was me. I think it was.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
But hey, that's not why we're all here. I know
why I'm here. I'm here to hear Mamma dies version
of Chapel Roan's Hot to Go. Can I just say,
mum was very nervous getting into the booth, very outside
a comfort zone.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
But you absolutely killed it. You've already won, now I have.
You've already won because you're here and you're doing it.
Are you ready to go?

Speaker 10 (41:10):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Well, okay, let's play it.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Someone just said, oh my god, that was as flat
as my chest. Bree Well, that person could have double d's.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
We never know a minute it's gonna be another one yet, Okay, all.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Right, here we go six five, six seven eight. Mamma
died six seven eights. Bye, fine, Mamma dozed. Chapel roone.
You've got it, Bob, good luck.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Start wasn't real good. I could be the one or
your new diction. It's on my head and I want
non fiction. I don't want the world, but I'll take
this city.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Who can blame a girl for me? Hot? Not pretty? Baby?
Do you like this fee?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
I made it?

Speaker 3 (41:59):
So chands with me.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
It's like one hundred and ninety nine degrees when you
do and live with me, and live with me?

Speaker 12 (42:09):
H o tt og o, snap, bank clappened, touch your tube,
Raise your hands now, body roll.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
That's it out. You're heart to go. H o tt
og o snap, thank c happened?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Hat you know?

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Raise your hands now, body roll.

Speaker 12 (42:21):
Jott og o, h o tt ogo You can take
me hard to go ajgt og o.

Speaker 4 (42:33):
You can't take me hart to go. Oh my goodness, may.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
You kill it?

Speaker 7 (42:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Killed Joe. I feel like your chorus was very very solid.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Well all I can say if it wasn't for the
miracle man Sam, he is a miracle man. And I
tell you what I needed, probably a little bit more
of a miracle, but I'm happy with that.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I think you did a fantastic job. We both had
a lot of fun. But it is time to vote.
I think it's going to be a pantsing for me,
and I'd be totally fine with that, because I think
you deserve it.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
You've done a fantastic job.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
That's Bree and Mamma and Die.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
We need to get a result for this. Mama Di
and I have just taken on Chapel Roan's Hot to Go.
Someone has ticked through and they said, now we know
where Brie gets her lovely singing voice from.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Well done, Mamma and Di. You're a lot braver than me.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Someone else said, Mama Di, you could be the next
Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Well, all I can.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Say is I think I've done a better job than
Clint because he's not here, is he?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
So I'm so dirty at Clint because she's She's had
to step in for Friday Oki because dead. I think
the people are not dirty. They absolutely loved it, but
it's time to get a winner. Who are we going
to first? From top to bottom, Ella, from top to bottom,
let's kick it off with Emily.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Hello, Emily, happy Friday.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
I am.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Now mate. We need your feedback and then you can
cast your vote.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Okay, So you know how you listen to a song
and you can't properly hear the words.

Speaker 7 (44:21):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
I love when you guys do this because it helps
me actually hear the words. We emphasize because it means
I can actually hear the words.

Speaker 11 (44:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
I don't know if that's you've you've done.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Bitter today, then Clint has ever done?

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Thank you, Emily? Are you amazing?

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Don't worry about it. Okay, Clem wouldn't have gone as
hard as you did it, and you did fantasta.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yes, Emily, I have to agree with you.

Speaker 5 (44:51):
And I think you guys should do the TikTok dance
that goes with it.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
I've been teaching her, Emily.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
She's nearly got a downpack, so to stay tuned to
post it to social soon.

Speaker 4 (44:59):
Okay, on one condition, Emily, you have to do it
as well, mate, than.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
My partner will see if he'll do it too.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
It sounds good. So you're voting for mam and die?

Speaker 7 (45:11):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Perfect? I mean did I even have to ask? Stupid me?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Thank you so much for listening. Have a good weekend,
thanks mate, you all right? One vote to you, Mum.
I have a feeling it's a start a trend. Let's
talk to Bella. Hi, Bella, Hi o, Bella, beautiful name.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Absolutely look at you trying to butter them up. Hey Bella,
what are your thoughts this week? Mate?

Speaker 8 (45:40):
I think you guys hit those notes. I think I
can't wait for it to be released on Spotify, mate, I.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Don't think you'd be getting many streams.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Thank you, Bella, Thank you so much for your wonderful comments.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Oh listen, Mum's already they're already going to her head.
Who are you voting for this after noon, Bella?

Speaker 8 (46:02):
I'm going to vote for Mama Die.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
You gotta you gotta go, you gotta do it, and
I and I understand how you have a good weekend,
you too, see you, Bella? All right? Thank you? You're
two in front.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Jeez, Brianna, Well, let's.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
Talk to Amy on our eight hundred dials in him.
Good Amy, Hey, bri Hey, Mama, dies have it going.
We're good? Amy, awesome. I feel like you'd be feeling.

Speaker 8 (46:27):
Hot to go after that, God so hot.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
I could sense it. I could sense it.

Speaker 11 (46:38):
Okay, so literally, my children and I vote for Brie
no matter how horrific you sound.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
But today we go. Oh did mama die?

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Absolutely melted my heart. What are the kids' names? Wesley,
Sebastian and my Oh.

Speaker 10 (47:01):
Amy also the biggest fan for If you could say.

Speaker 9 (47:05):
Hi, they will die.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
You say a load to say Mamma, Di says low, Hi.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
Guys, here you going? And I absolutely thank you so
much for your vote. Keep listening and go the warriors.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Amy, I'll forgive. Tell everyone, I'll forgive all of them
if I get their vote.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Next week.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
I love you guys, Love you guys so much. Weekend,
Well that's the win. Oh well, I have predicted a
down trout and I think we're going to keep going.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Staff. Hello, how are you good? Mate? How are you going?

Speaker 10 (47:41):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Pray my way? Just dropping from work? So yeah, feeling good?
Did that make your week? Hearing Mama and Di? I
do hot to go?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
It's dead.

Speaker 11 (47:49):
Actually, I'm I'm going to go.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Moms are going to stick together.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
You got to always.

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Oh, thank you so much, Deaf.

Speaker 11 (47:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Worries just yeah away a bit.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
We appreciate sometimes, mate, We appreciate do worry about you too, mate.
I can't believe they've unleashed us on Zi. M oh
know right, Yeah, we're here, we're taking We're taking our
opportunities when we can get them. Steff really appreciate you
calling through. You have a fantastic weekend.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Thanks together, mate, mum sticking together. I knew this would
be the case. Michayla. One more vote. Hello, Hi, Hi Mikayla.
How old are you? Ken? Your ten? Which means you
know your stuff? You know what's good in music? Right now?

(48:45):
Who are you voting for?

Speaker 5 (48:47):
Before I say anything about fire?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
OK? Can I just say first time caller, long time wait,
first time caller, long time listener.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
You sure, Kim, and we will celebrate you mcay you Michayla. God,
you're my favorite caller of the day, Michayla, my favorite
ten year old, my favorite teen year old. Thank you
so much for finally calling through. And I have a
feeling you're going to make it a down trowel. Five

(49:15):
votes to Mama die am I right?

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Yeah, Oh Mikayla, you are absolutely gorgeous and girls stay together.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
It's the right decision. Mikayla. Thank you so much for
calling through. Have a great weekend.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Say hi to mom.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
See what a sweetheart?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
That means an absolute down trow in Friday OKI this
week and the replay goes to Mama.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Dot he.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
You can't take me to go, You can't take me.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
No regrets.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
I'd play it from the start again, but it is
quite a long one. Oh no, we might play it.
We might play it at the end of the show. No,
well done, mum.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Can I say?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Well, you put your back you put yourself outside your
comfort zone and look at the result.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Mate, that was so far outside by comfort zone. It
wasn't funny.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
But anyway, well I'm proud of you.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Let's all have a laugh and a dance for Friday.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
All right, you know what that means? Birthday bang of
time eight hundred dials at end. We want to get
your birthday bangers on the air. Number one songs when
you turn sixteen. Hey, we might even do a double play. Hell,
we might even do a triple play. You never know,
depends on the songs. My favorite segment and Mumma Day,
It's time for birthday bangers. Birthday, Mamma Die's favorite segment

(50:44):
absolutely number one song where you turn sixteen?

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Do you remember what yours is?

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Ah Angie? I think Angie? Yeah, very very old song.
Who Angie?

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Who the hell is Angie? Bye?

Speaker 4 (50:58):
A very famous scrip. Can't think of it at the moment.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Claudia might know. Yes, the rolling stone is rolling stone.
The stones a bit different to the stones you had
last week.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Oh, Brianna, kidney stones.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
We won't talk about that on either. Let's get into
some birthday bangers. Let's do Lisa's first. Hi, Lisa Hate,
how are you?

Speaker 10 (51:24):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (51:24):
I'm so goodh.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Lisa, how are you going?

Speaker 9 (51:28):
I remember die hope You're a great day, I am.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
How has it's been fabulous? Of course Brown has wrote
me into doing singing, which I am not a singer.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
But you've won, so you can't say you're not a singer.
But I guess you were against me, so it's not
it's not you know, something to go home and break
about it. Hey, Lisa, thanks so much for calling through.
We need your birthday and we'll do your birthday banger.

Speaker 8 (51:54):
So my birthday is the nineteenth of July nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
All right, that means you was sixteen in twenty eleven, Lisa,
And back on your sixteenth this was number one. It's
a ripper from Cobra Starship You make me feel?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Are you a fan? Lisa?

Speaker 5 (52:17):
I understand, but it's not a favorite.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. You don't mind it,
but it's not what you were hoping for. Yeah, so
it might be.

Speaker 5 (52:26):
You know, there's some mother bangers out there.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Well, as we say, the birthday banger chooses you unfortunately, Hey,
but it could be worse. Stick around, we might pick
that one. What are you hoping for, mum?

Speaker 4 (52:39):
I'm hoping for something gold school and something with a
bit of rock in it.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Oh wow, Well let's talk to Kay Hi ky Hello,
tell us kay what is your day of birth?

Speaker 7 (52:53):
Eighteenth to eight eighty two?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
All right?

Speaker 1 (52:55):
That means you were sixteen in nineteen ninety eight and
back in the this had a number one hit.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
A doll the Bit of the Goo Goo Dolls for UK.
What do you reckon now?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
I'm happy with that.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
I love this song.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
You like a bit of the Goo Goo Dolls?

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Love this song?

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (53:20):
Go Mamma Die you.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
You got Mamma Die on your side. Stick around one
more for Craig Hi.

Speaker 11 (53:26):
Craig Hi Bree calling from the other side of the ditch.
First on caller, fairly new listener.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Wait a second, okay, first time caller. So we need
to do this and you're calling from let me get
this straight, Australia.

Speaker 11 (53:43):
I'm calling from in New South Wales.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Oh my.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
Oh that's so cool, all the way back walland gong. Well, hey,
it's lovely to have you on the show. Cray.

Speaker 11 (53:56):
Thanks, it's great to listen to you every day. To
say a couple of quick things if I know, yeah,
of course, I'd like to say thank you to the
poll making absent today and Friday. If you didn't make
money ears fled this week.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
That's really good, God, bless sure that was all right?

Speaker 11 (54:17):
Oh my god, you're a legend.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
You're a funny bugger, Craig, bloody funny, very funny.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Okay, well we'll pass on your thanks to the poll.
Wish met Mamma and I could be here with us
today because it gave Clint a concussion. So while you're here,
we'll do your birthday bag. What's your day to birth?

Speaker 11 (54:37):
Well, Mamma and I I'm hoping you'll say for this
one because this will be an eldier. I was going
on the fourth of the July nineteen sixty two.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
All right, Craig, this will be an holy but of goody.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
That means you're sixteen in nineteen seventy eight and here's
your birthday banker.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Yeah, Ray, you gotta be happy with them. On John,
what a belter. You're the one that I want? Olivia
and John Travolta.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Oh mate, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
You were you a grease fan? Craig?

Speaker 11 (55:11):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (55:12):
I mean, who was it? That was my favorite movie
as a kid? Absolute all the time.

Speaker 11 (55:17):
I could probably sing you every song.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Well, I wish we had more time. Maybe next week.
Call back again. Hey, Craig, hold there, we've got to vote.
But I have a funny feeling. What are you thinking?
Mama die? I feel like you're going storre. You did
like that Goo Goo Dolls.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Goes down to the wire. But jeez, Friday, come on,
we all have to get up and dance the one
that I want? God come going to ringing from Australia,
Ross Pots.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Letting Mama die on here?

Speaker 4 (55:52):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (55:52):
No, Ross? Come on?

Speaker 4 (55:54):
How often do I come?

Speaker 3 (55:56):
You're right?

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Come on, Brianna?

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Any of you going?

Speaker 4 (56:00):
The one that I want?

Speaker 3 (56:03):
And your one that I want is the same as you.
I'm going you're the one that I want.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Greig, You've won Birthday Banger Mates.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Yeah, well done, very welcome.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Hey, thanks so much for calling all the way from Wollongong.
We appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Oh wow, we're going to get.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
We're going to get that on the air right now.
Here's your birthday bag.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
That's Bret and Mama Die.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
There.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
It is Birthday Banger breing Clinton, Mama Die feeling in.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
We just I mean, we just lived out our John
Travolta and Olivia Newton John dream.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
I felt I was there. I think John was there,
Olivia was there.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
We were doing the moves. I feel like you gave
me the reach around at one point.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
I hope you guys driving home enjoyed it, and I
hope the kids enjoyed it, because that's a song for
the family.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
It is absolute banger beat out the Goo Goo Dolls
and Cobra Starship.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
She's look at you. You're circles around me again.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
You want to go a kid, let's go again.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Well maybe maybe you have to come back and we'll
do it all again. That was Birthday Banger. Happy Friday everyone.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
And MoMA day Mum.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Look You've become quite.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Famous in your recent years for a particular catchphrase. Correct, well,
I don't know about being famous, but.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
It's pretty famous. Do you know the catchphrase I'm talking about?

Speaker 4 (57:44):
Oh, well, Brianna, what do you think?

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Where I say outrageous things and you seem to be
very disgusted and off at the back of that.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
I've created a game that we're calling.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
Has Enough Briana Game.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Now, Producers, this is gonna be a whole lot of
fun because essentially the game is we're going to tell
you a joke and you just react how you normally would.
If we get a scoff that sounds like, that's one point.
If we get the full blown oh Briana or oh
Claudia or oh Ella, that's two points.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Okay, But you just react how you want to react.
Are you ready to play? Okay, I'm ready to play.
Who wants to go first? I reckon the young one,
the young gun out there? Ella? Do you want to
hit Mama die with your first joke? All right, Die,
here we go. What does a robot do after a
one night stand?

Speaker 4 (58:52):
I don't know, Ella, What does a robot do?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
He?

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Nuts and bolts? Oh, you got a score. That's one point.
That's one point for Ella. Mark it down. Quite clever,
Well done, Well done, claud.

Speaker 10 (59:07):
Okay, I'm going to start nice and simple with a classic. Okay,
what do you call a pony with a sore throat?

Speaker 4 (59:14):
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

Speaker 3 (59:16):
A little horse? I like that one, but I'm gonna
say no scoff.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
All right, mum my chin, are you ready?

Speaker 11 (59:27):
Here we go?

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Mum? What kind of bees make milk?

Speaker 4 (59:33):
I don't know, Brianna, what kind of bees boobes? Brianna.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
I'm in the lead with two points, but anything can
happen from here. I feel like everyone's going to bring
their a game in the second round. Yella, do you
want to kick us off?

Speaker 3 (59:53):
I feel like this is similar to your one breed,
but this is good. What did one seggy boob say
to the other seggy boob?

Speaker 10 (01:00:01):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Ella?

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
If we don't get some support, people will think.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
We're Oh, Ella, you got the points I can relate
to that come through with the clutch.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
A three point mine, mine's a long one.

Speaker 10 (01:00:21):
So citil In, a penguin is driving around town when
he notices his car is dripping oil. So he immediately
drives it to the mechanic. After dropping the car off,
the penguin goes for a walk around town just to
kill time. He decides to stop for an ice cream
and then heads back to the shop. When he gets there,
he asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The
mechanic looks up and says, well, it looks like he

(01:00:41):
blew a seal. No, no, the pengin replies, it's just
ice cream.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Fu claw, You've got going to give you three.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Into the Claudia solid and running at the same time. Ah,
all right, mam, My final joke for you. How does
a woman scare a gynecologist?

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
How does a woman Okay Brown, I give it to me,
so to speak.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
By becoming a ventriloquist.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
What Briana that you can't put that on.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Guys, Mum, and we're live.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Just gives me the wind in the clutch. That was good,
like the Nuts and Bolts.

Speaker 3 (01:01:46):
I mean, what a show it's already been. Mum. This
is going to go into the Radio Awards book.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
They must be desperate, then, no we are.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Did you not get that already?

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Okay, you have you seen this story that's been going
around a primary school is banning slang words from Gen alpha.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
So jen alpha, So you're from the boomer generation.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Yeah, late bloom boomers, kid, Okay, the late boomer generation.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Then we've got Gen X. Then we've got millennials, which
is us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Then we've got gen Z, which is producer ella, and
then we've got Gen alpha.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
They're the even younger ones.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
They're there, all the kids at primary school, and they've
got all these new slang words that they're now banning
at this one primary school.

Speaker 4 (01:02:35):
Oh really, I mean what would they be coming up with?

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
Well, this is the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I thought we could run through the words because they
posted a list of the words on their noticeboard at
the school, and I thought we could run through the
list of words and you let's see if.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
You know any of them. Okay, okay, it's like a plan,
so it's pretty easy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
The first word that they're banning at this particular primary
school is skip gibitab skippitta be?

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Is that what it is? Called? Skibbity skibbitty skippity skibbitty? Yeah?
Oh jeez, really, what do you think skibbitty means?

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
I got no idea? Maybe a bit skitty in the
mind or something. You're being silly, being silly, maybe being silly. Yeah,
I mean it's not far off.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
The definition online is a word usually used to start
a convo, specifically a combo filled with brain rot.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
It's like absolute nonsense. So you were pretty close.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
Yeah, well you probably get that when you're pregnant, so
it'd be probably a good word for that as well.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Have you been skibbitty in a few times in your life?

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Have you absolutely you know when you're skibbitty when you've
had two venos and.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
Anyone's Brianna, I'm not anyone's. They have to still have credentials.
They have to have two legs and two eyes. That's
about it. Okay, next one Sigma sigma.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
When I say, if Jen Alfa would say, oh, that's
so sigma, what do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
That means I reckon.

Speaker 4 (01:04:11):
That's when you've got an issue with something.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
Okay, you're not happy about something. Yes, it actually means
so cool. Oh the opposite, Yeah, that's so cool. Yeah,
that's what sigma means. What about when someone has.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Riz, well, they've got bizaz you know there are cool
there's another Yeah, I reckon charisma.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
That's exactly what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Sorry, Brianna, Why are they banning these words?

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
I don't know. I think it's because none of the
grown ups know what they're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Well, that's probably a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Do you do you do you remember like at what
age you started to realize that there was words that
you didn't understand, Like the generation below you started using
words where you didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
I think I was pretty lucky because I had people
around me in different generations, so I kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
So you've always been cruel, have you? Oh you've always
had the rears, have you?

Speaker 10 (01:05:13):
All?

Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Well, I think it's having kids, your age. We're getting
all the rest of it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
Mother Die is sigma.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Okay, Well, just don't forget. You're writing off my back
as well, so you know it's all relevant.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
That's very true. What about mewing? Do you know what
mewing means?

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
That means being lazy?

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Maybe? I mean I love that you coming up with
things it says. I can't answer your question right now?
Is mewing?

Speaker 10 (01:05:38):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
So you zoned out?

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
Weird? I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
I mean, I feel like, literally, I'm at that point
where I don't understand the younger generation.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
What about yet?

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Yeah, yeah, well that's obvious, isn't it. Just get out
You've had enough of them?

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Get out, Jojo, get out leave. We'll just say that's
what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Apparently it means liked, damn or like that's a surprise
or shock.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Okay, I was so gear at.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
I just don't understand why those words would be banned.
I mean there's a lot worse words than that. Come on, yeah,
last one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
I'm going to test you on. That's so bustin' mom.
The outfit you got on is so bustin'.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Oh thanks Brown, I thought it was amazing as well.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
What you've nailed it. You've absolutely nailed it. Wait are we?
Are we young and cool?

Speaker 10 (01:06:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Well, I don't know about you, but I reckon, I'm ricking.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
And mumma day, mumma die.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
You've filled in for the whole show. It's over done
and dusted.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
I feel a bit sad, but New Zealand probably doesn't
be sad for me to go.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
But nah, they will be sad you've done. Oh listen,
Oh we've changed the outro song just for your.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
Oh my goodness, girl, gracious.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Me, that's all Cordia right there.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
That's a dance tune. Let's go weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
What's been your favorite part co hosting the whole show
for the first time.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Giving giving away that fabulous prize to Sabrina Carpenter. Incredible,
incredible Melissa, Melissa, Melissa, and I mean hearing that in
her voice to make someone extremely happy, it's pretty special.
You need something like that in your life from time
to time.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
It's been very, very special. I'm so excited for Melissa.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
And we've got another trip and more trips, so be
listening to Fletchworn and Hayley. Next week we're going to
give another trip away to see Sabrina Carpenter. One of
my favorite things that happened on the show was probably
you singing Chaperone Hot to Go.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
You're going to have to take that off.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
If you want to hear the whole thing, which trust me,
it is worth it. Get the podcast. It'll be out
after the show where if you for anything, if you
get your podcast. Mum, can I say I'm so proud
of you. You've done such an amazing job.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
This is not easy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
You're a natural talent. You're my favorite person in the
whole world, and thank you for doing this.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
And I love you very much.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
Breanna. You make me feel so comfortable most of the time.
But listen, z M. They're a family, aren't they. We
are magic people. Miracle things happen, as you can hear
on the radio. But Brianna, thank you for having me
and putting the trust in me. And all I can

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say one thing, get out there and support the warriors.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Yeah so big.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Thanks to producer Ella and produce Applaud, who are the
backbone the engine room.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
This show couldn't have done it without you. Love you guys,
have a great weekend, Be safe and like Mama Di said.

Speaker 4 (01:09:08):
Abdas love you, Ella.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
Love you, Claude. Okay, bye, see yea bye.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
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Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
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