January 4, 2026 • 14 mins
If you didn't say happy birthday to Bree on Jan 3rd, don't worry! She decided in 2025 to MOVE her birthday to a date that suited her better, and this is how it all went down.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Show requested, So here it is as long as you've
got Dams, Brian Clinton podcast Brie. For a number of
years you have complained to me about the date on
which your birthday falls, which.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Is January third. I'm a winger, I'm a massive birthday.
I've heard about it for seven birthdays in a row.
So today I've bought an expert with a novel concept.
Please welcome to the show, mister Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Gooday, guys, how are you good?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Afternoon? Good afternoon.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
I believe you might have the solution for Brie.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I actually do have a solution.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
I've tried something myself, although I've been full circle on it,
to be honest.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
But see, so your birthday's on January three.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yes, everyone's done partying. They've spent all their money. They're
usually away at the beach holiday. No one gives a shit.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
Yeah absolutely and no one. I mean when you were
growing up, imagine people who wanted to buy presents for you.
The shops are shut yep, on January one.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
That's a joint present.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Now totally, you've got the birthday Christmas combined issue going on.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Nobody wants to party on January three, So you're better
than January.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Three, Thank you, Jeremy.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Well, you don't deserve the January three birthday. You should
be another day. And so that's what I did. I
changed my birthday, so I used to be January nineteen.
I had a similar problem to you.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Well that was a couple of days ago.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Happy birthday, Thank you birthday, but it's not really did
birthday meet okay anymore? Yeah, yeah, I'll come back around
to why so in a second, But yes, I changed.
January nineteen was even worse, possibly than January three, okay,
(01:47):
because January nineteen is when everyone's gone back to work.
They've stopped drinking because if they like me, they've been
drinking for a month every day, and so they need
to ease it back a bit and they want to
just chill out.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
They don't want to go to a or worse.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
In your twenties and thirties, people had sort of just
been to the big day out and they had no
energy left in the tank to then celebrate your birthday
with you.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oftentimes my birthday was on the big day out.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Oh, they'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Can I just say I feel for you and I understand, Well.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
This is the thing I feel for you on January three.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Thank you, may thank you.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
So what I'm saying to you is, you don't have
to have your birthday on January three. You were born
on January three. Correct, we can't change that now, but
you can change the day that you celebrate your birthday.
You don't have to celebrate it on January three. I
moved mine to June twenty three.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
June twenty three. Why what made you move it to
June twenty three.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
It's complicated, but it's the day after the shortest day, okay, okay,
So we're on the way to summer, so we're over
the worst, We're over the darkest darkness.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's also typically the second worst.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
But I feel like we're over the hell down the
other way.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
So in the middle of winter, it's it's Graham Winter
twenty three Joan, although actually July is worse, but still
it's pretty grim and there's nothing else to look forward
to in that time, at the time of year. So yeah,
I went with that date. And the other part of
it was there were no other birthdays of my family
or particularly.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
It was an albitrary number pulled out of nowhere. There
was thought put into your new birth.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You wanted your own attention and you needed it to
be far enough away from everyone else in your life's birthdays.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That's smart. Yeah, it's a smart idea.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
So I went during twenty three and it worked a treat.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
I asked my mum about it, because obviously she birthed me,
so I thought I probably owe you.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, this is like full is the process you're going
to have to undertake if you do choose to follow
Jeremy Well's advice and move your birthday, go and talk
to your mum.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, so how do you feel about this?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I told my mom that this was what was happening,
so I didn't I didn't ask you. I said, this
is what's happening. But just so you know, I'm going
to tell you that this is what's going on. And
she said what's the date? And I said June twenty
three and said, oh no, She said, you're not a
journe person.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
She says, this is all wrong.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
So she objected on the fact that it was the
wrong mat She thought I was more a February person
or possibly April. So anyway, I stuck with it. But
what happens is all of the people in it you
end up having a double birthday, because what happens is
informed is.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That a bad thing is bad because your double date,
you won't have a double birthday because nobody recognizes your
current birthday.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Don't we deserve to double dip?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Though?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I think we deserve a double dip after all the
years that way you have.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Endured of having a crappy birthday.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
You are such a birthday victim.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I would like to now, with the information that you have,
you need to make this decision now because the year
is going to get on otherwise, and we actually gave
you your birthday present yesterday. Do you want a new birthday?
And if you do, what date is it going to be?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Want a new birthday? Yeah? I think it's a great concept.
Can I change the year?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Can I say? The other thing you can do is
you don't have to do it on the same day
every day. That's what I've changed. So this is the
full circle I've come to.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
So you're just doing it wherever.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, But the main rule is you can't celebrate more
than twelve months after the last one. So now my
next book has to be post June twenty three.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
And you can't celebrate twice within a calendar year.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
No, okay, those are the rules.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, okay, that's fair. I'm going to take you up
on it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Only you know what date I decide, But I'm thinking
somewhere around the King's Birthday long weekend.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Not bad idea, not a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I'm looking at you, and I'm thinking September. You feel
so I.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Feel September Springlines workshop.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You just seem like a Spring Briege much.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Thank you, Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Thank you ran saying I'm glad you were able to
share that knowledge. I think Bree is really going to
benefit from it.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Good luck.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
That's Jeremy Wells, whose birthday this year is I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm staying at the stage on June twenty three.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
June twenty two, looking it. Are you ready for your
big surprise?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
What is happening?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
You're so nervous? Why are you so suspicious?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You're a famous person here?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yeah, oh my god?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Why didn't you tell me I would have wore my
good clothes?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
You read a few big surprise.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I don't know. I don't think I'll ever be ready,
but yes, I'm very excited.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Happy birthday to you me Happy birthday to me you.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Happy birthday, dear.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Brie Thomas L.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Happy birthday to you guys, remembered Bree, how do you
not remember your own birthday?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I forgot?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
How do you don't remember your own birthday? You pecked
it earlier this year with Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Saying, what a new birthday?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'm looking at you and I'm thinking September.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Said you feel I feel September seem like a spring break.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
And it is September third, your official new birth.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh my god, you guys remember?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
How can we forget?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
And I didn't remember?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That was so funnyul't that your new birthday passed without
a special performance either on your new birthday? And please
welcome to sing you just you heavy birthday on your
new birthday, Georgia lines.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And she's brought you a grapefruits?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
How did you get bloody? Dragged? And you know I
had a feeling today?
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and a grape fruit.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Oh that's so sweet of you. I knew you'd remember.
You're sweet like that.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You are.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, we've never done this way. You were just sing
happy new birthday, Happy new you?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Can can I request?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Can I request that it be sung like Maryland saying
the president, happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
It's my birthday.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, you can, but that has to be your gift
because we didn't organize anything else.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Okay, George, is it?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
How am I now on my own?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I thought this was a collective birthday. We'll see you,
but you're doing lead and we'll do bbs.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Okay, we'll see a happy new birthday.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Birthday tone of Marilyn Monroe three two one, Hay, Happy
new birthday.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Happy and mostly Georgia.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, spec your new birthday, girls and many guys. Guys.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Not to make it about me, but it kind of
is already about me. This is my first ever work
birthday giver.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
For those who don't know the backstory, Breeze birthday falls
in the middle of the summer holidays and no one's
ever been around.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
For your Birthday's the worst.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
That's why you wanted a new birthday.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, and this is everything I thought it was going
to be.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You didn't remember it. But does it feel good? Does
it feel like a good birthday day?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I feel like it's locked in September third, that's me.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
What's that sign? Am I Virgo? I always felt like.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
A virgo and How does it feel to now be
thirty six?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Not good? I don't want to go back to my
other birthday.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Birthday messages into nine sex, nine sex. But happy birthday breath.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Thank you God.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
There's a cake here in everything.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yeah, it's a big day.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
I've spuck the best.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Beds had a chat on this show with Jeremy Wells
about changing her birthday.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Want a new birthday? Yeah, I think it's a great concept.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I'm looking at you and I'm thinking September third.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
You feel so, I feel September spring.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Lines just seem like a spring bridge.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I like you.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I'm such a virgo.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And then we never talked about it ever again until
her birthday rolled around today and she didn't even remember.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Well, people usually forget my birthday, so it's likely that
I forget my.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Birth That's why we moved it. It went from January
third to September third.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Genuinely, you guys organized a little birthday party for me.
All the crew from ZM came in. It's the first
office birthday party I've ever had, and it was everything
that I thought it would be.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Obviously, your friends in Faro are excited for your birthday
as well.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Don't look around. We haven't flown your parents over or anything.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
That's my birth it's my birthday.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
No, We've got a special birthday message from your friend Dan.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Okay, Hey Rana Dan laf here, Happy birthday. Hope you
spring into your late thirties and get that Sabaru foresty
you've always wanted. Love you a long time birthday. Shout
at yours tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Woo woo, scream you dad got a Subaru forest to
vibe about you.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Hey, if suber listening, they want to give me one
keen so key.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We also got a message from your loving partner for
your birthday, for your new birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
By this one's all about you, not Jesus or years.
I'm looking forward to celebrating tonight with you and all
of our friends. Because he runs around.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Who I hope she's organized, and that makes it sound
like she's got something organized. It does nothing to do
with that. By the way, if there's nothing, if there is,
that's all her. And if there's not nothing to do with.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
It, I'll let you guys know she has organized a party.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You've been texting your fellow virgos as well. Yeah, what
your new traits are.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Like so lovely.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Apparently we're stubborn, which I mean that checks out overthinkers,
neat freaks.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Okay, which I'm not a missy person.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Say I'm messy, but I don't know if I'm a
neat freak.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
But they also said that we're perfectionists, which I am
that when it comes to things and not others.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I love how we're discussing how accurate star signs are,
even when you made up the birthday and chose the
star sign for yourself.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Actually, this is very true. I'm such a Virgo.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, I feel like I've always been a Capricorn, but
with a Virgo moon rising.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Well quite clearly.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Anyway, if you want to tax Bree for her new birthday,
she's officially thirty six. Where are my fellow Virgos at
free clin We decided way back in January that your
birthday sucks, so you get to make up a new one.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I can't believe I didn't do this earlier.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, I know, right, And we're going to give credit
to Jeremy Wells. It was his idea and he encouraged
you to do it.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Want a new birthday? Yeah, I think it's a great concept.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I'm looking at you and I'm thinking September third.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
You feel, so, I feel September.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Springlines just seem like a spring breath lunch.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
So, if you're enjoying your new birthday, you had cake.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I've had an office little officer afternoon tea.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
We've had a little message from your part na.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
Happy birthday, Bay. This one's all about you, not Jesus
or years. I'm looking forward to celebrating tonight with you
and all of our friends because he runs around who.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I guess who won't be present Jesus because Bree's birthday
or the birthday her did birthday? Too close to Christmas?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Too close to Christmas. Nobody cared close to.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Christmas, close to New Year's Everyone's always on holidays.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
There is one more message for you for your birthday,
and it's from the person who inspired the new birthday,
the Taskmaster himself, Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Jeremy Wells, here, I have heard that it's your birthday today.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Not only is it your birthday, but you have taken
my advice and moved your birthday from January to a
time when everybody can celebrate and enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
For what it is. So congratulations on the.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Step and happy birthday, Happy new birthday.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I wonder if that'll get me five points on Monday
Night task.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's from the task went over the
task master.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
God, that's so cool, guys.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
So yes, enjoy your birthday.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Thank you guys, I really appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Thanks for all the messages that are coming time and
the effort and people messaging.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
It's nice to be remembered on my birthday. It's an
unusual feeling.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
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Show requested, So here it is as long as you've
got Dams, Brian Clinton podcast Brie. For a number of
years you have complained to me about the date on
which your birthday falls, which.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Is January third. I'm a winger, I'm a massive birthday.
I've heard about it for seven birthdays in a row.
So today I've bought an expert with a novel concept.
Please welcome to the show, mister Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Gooday, guys, how are you good?
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Afternoon? Good afternoon.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
I believe you might have the solution for Brie.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I actually do have a solution.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
I've tried something myself, although I've been full circle on it,
to be honest.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
But see, so your birthday's on January three.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yes, everyone's done partying. They've spent all their money. They're
usually away at the beach holiday. No one gives a shit.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
Yeah absolutely and no one. I mean when you were
growing up, imagine people who wanted to buy presents for you.
The shops are shut yep, on January one.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
That's a joint present.
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Now totally, you've got the birthday Christmas combined issue going on.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Nobody wants to party on January three, So you're better
than January.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Three, Thank you, Jeremy.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Well, you don't deserve the January three birthday. You should
be another day. And so that's what I did. I
changed my birthday, so I used to be January nineteen.
I had a similar problem to you.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Well that was a couple of days ago.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Happy birthday, Thank you birthday, but it's not really did
birthday meet okay anymore? Yeah, yeah, I'll come back around
to why so in a second, But yes, I changed.
January nineteen was even worse, possibly than January three, okay,
(01:47):
because January nineteen is when everyone's gone back to work.
They've stopped drinking because if they like me, they've been
drinking for a month every day, and so they need
to ease it back a bit and they want to
just chill out.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
They don't want to go to a or worse.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
In your twenties and thirties, people had sort of just
been to the big day out and they had no
energy left in the tank to then celebrate your birthday
with you.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oftentimes my birthday was on the big day out.
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Oh, they'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Can I just say I feel for you and I understand, Well.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
This is the thing I feel for you on January three.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Thank you, may thank you.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
So what I'm saying to you is, you don't have
to have your birthday on January three. You were born
on January three. Correct, we can't change that now, but
you can change the day that you celebrate your birthday.
You don't have to celebrate it on January three. I
moved mine to June twenty three.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
June twenty three. Why what made you move it to
June twenty three.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
It's complicated, but it's the day after the shortest day, okay, okay,
So we're on the way to summer, so we're over
the worst, We're over the darkest darkness.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
It's also typically the second worst.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
But I feel like we're over the hell down the
other way.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
So in the middle of winter, it's it's Graham Winter
twenty three Joan, although actually July is worse, but still
it's pretty grim and there's nothing else to look forward
to in that time, at the time of year. So yeah,
I went with that date. And the other part of
it was there were no other birthdays of my family
or particularly.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
It was an albitrary number pulled out of nowhere. There
was thought put into your new birth.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You wanted your own attention and you needed it to
be far enough away from everyone else in your life's birthdays.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
That's smart. Yeah, it's a smart idea.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
So I went during twenty three and it worked a treat.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
I asked my mum about it, because obviously she birthed me,
so I thought I probably owe you.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Yeah, this is like full is the process you're going
to have to undertake if you do choose to follow
Jeremy Well's advice and move your birthday, go and talk
to your mum.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Okay, so how do you feel about this?
Speaker 6 (03:54):
I told my mom that this was what was happening,
so I didn't I didn't ask you. I said, this
is what's happening. But just so you know, I'm going
to tell you that this is what's going on. And
she said what's the date? And I said June twenty
three and said, oh no, She said, you're not a
journe person.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
She says, this is all wrong.
Speaker 6 (04:11):
So she objected on the fact that it was the
wrong mat She thought I was more a February person
or possibly April. So anyway, I stuck with it. But
what happens is all of the people in it you
end up having a double birthday, because what happens is
informed is.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That a bad thing is bad because your double date,
you won't have a double birthday because nobody recognizes your
current birthday.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Don't we deserve to double dip?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Though?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I think we deserve a double dip after all the
years that way you have.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Endured of having a crappy birthday.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
You are such a birthday victim.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I would like to now, with the information that you have,
you need to make this decision now because the year
is going to get on otherwise, and we actually gave
you your birthday present yesterday. Do you want a new birthday?
And if you do, what date is it going to be?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Want a new birthday? Yeah? I think it's a great concept.
Can I change the year?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Can I say? The other thing you can do is
you don't have to do it on the same day
every day. That's what I've changed. So this is the
full circle I've come to.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
So you're just doing it wherever.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Yeah, But the main rule is you can't celebrate more
than twelve months after the last one. So now my
next book has to be post June twenty three.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
And you can't celebrate twice within a calendar year.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
No, okay, those are the rules.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Yeah, okay, that's fair. I'm going to take you up
on it.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Only you know what date I decide, But I'm thinking
somewhere around the King's Birthday long weekend.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Not bad idea, not a bad idea.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I'm looking at you, and I'm thinking September. You feel
so I.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Feel September Springlines workshop.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
You just seem like a Spring Briege much.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Thank you, Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Thank you ran saying I'm glad you were able to
share that knowledge. I think Bree is really going to
benefit from it.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Good luck.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
That's Jeremy Wells, whose birthday this year is I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I'm staying at the stage on June twenty three.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
June twenty two, looking it. Are you ready for your
big surprise?
Speaker 4 (06:07):
What is happening?
Speaker 5 (06:08):
You're so nervous? Why are you so suspicious?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You're a famous person here?
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Yeah, oh my god?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Why didn't you tell me I would have wore my
good clothes?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
You read a few big surprise.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I don't know. I don't think I'll ever be ready,
but yes, I'm very excited.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Happy birthday to you me Happy birthday to me you.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Happy birthday, dear.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Brie Thomas L.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Happy birthday to you guys, remembered Bree, how do you
not remember your own birthday?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I forgot?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
How do you don't remember your own birthday? You pecked
it earlier this year with Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Saying, what a new birthday?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I'm looking at you and I'm thinking September.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Said you feel I feel September seem like a spring break.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
And it is September third, your official new birth.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
Oh my god, you guys remember?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
How can we forget?
Speaker 4 (07:18):
And I didn't remember?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That was so funnyul't that your new birthday passed without
a special performance either on your new birthday? And please
welcome to sing you just you heavy birthday on your
new birthday, Georgia lines.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And she's brought you a grapefruits?
Speaker 4 (07:39):
How did you get bloody? Dragged? And you know I
had a feeling today?
Speaker 7 (07:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and a grape fruit.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Oh that's so sweet of you. I knew you'd remember.
You're sweet like that.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
You are.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, we've never done this way. You were just sing
happy new birthday, Happy new you?
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Can can I request?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Can I request that it be sung like Maryland saying
the president, happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
It's my birthday.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, you can, but that has to be your gift
because we didn't organize anything else.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Okay, George, is it?
Speaker 7 (08:17):
How am I now on my own?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
I thought this was a collective birthday. We'll see you,
but you're doing lead and we'll do bbs.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Okay, we'll see a happy new birthday.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Birthday tone of Marilyn Monroe three two one, Hay, Happy
new birthday.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Happy and mostly Georgia.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, spec your new birthday, girls and many guys. Guys.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Not to make it about me, but it kind of
is already about me. This is my first ever work
birthday giver.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
For those who don't know the backstory, Breeze birthday falls
in the middle of the summer holidays and no one's
ever been around.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
For your Birthday's the worst.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
That's why you wanted a new birthday.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Yeah, and this is everything I thought it was going
to be.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
You didn't remember it. But does it feel good? Does
it feel like a good birthday day?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I feel like it's locked in September third, that's me.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
What's that sign? Am I Virgo? I always felt like.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
A virgo and How does it feel to now be
thirty six?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Not good? I don't want to go back to my
other birthday.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Birthday messages into nine sex, nine sex. But happy birthday breath.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Thank you God.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
There's a cake here in everything.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yeah, it's a big day.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
I've spuck the best.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Beds had a chat on this show with Jeremy Wells
about changing her birthday.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Want a new birthday? Yeah, I think it's a great concept.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I'm looking at you and I'm thinking September third.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
You feel so, I feel September spring.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Lines just seem like a spring bridge.
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I like you.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I'm such a virgo.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
And then we never talked about it ever again until
her birthday rolled around today and she didn't even remember.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Well, people usually forget my birthday, so it's likely that
I forget my.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Birth That's why we moved it. It went from January
third to September third.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Genuinely, you guys organized a little birthday party for me.
All the crew from ZM came in. It's the first
office birthday party I've ever had, and it was everything
that I thought it would be.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Obviously, your friends in Faro are excited for your birthday
as well.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Don't look around. We haven't flown your parents over or anything.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
That's my birth it's my birthday.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
No, We've got a special birthday message from your friend Dan.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
Okay, Hey Rana Dan laf here, Happy birthday. Hope you
spring into your late thirties and get that Sabaru foresty
you've always wanted. Love you a long time birthday. Shout
at yours tonight.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Woo woo, scream you dad got a Subaru forest to
vibe about you.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Hey, if suber listening, they want to give me one
keen so key.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
We also got a message from your loving partner for
your birthday, for your new birthday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 9 (11:12):
By this one's all about you, not Jesus or years.
I'm looking forward to celebrating tonight with you and all
of our friends. Because he runs around.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Who I hope she's organized, and that makes it sound
like she's got something organized. It does nothing to do
with that. By the way, if there's nothing, if there is,
that's all her. And if there's not nothing to do with.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
It, I'll let you guys know she has organized a party.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
You've been texting your fellow virgos as well. Yeah, what
your new traits are.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Like so lovely.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Apparently we're stubborn, which I mean that checks out overthinkers,
neat freaks.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Okay, which I'm not a missy person.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Say I'm messy, but I don't know if I'm a
neat freak.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
But they also said that we're perfectionists, which I am
that when it comes to things and not others.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I love how we're discussing how accurate star signs are,
even when you made up the birthday and chose the
star sign for yourself.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Actually, this is very true. I'm such a Virgo.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, I feel like I've always been a Capricorn, but
with a Virgo moon rising.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Well quite clearly.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Anyway, if you want to tax Bree for her new birthday,
she's officially thirty six. Where are my fellow Virgos at
free clin We decided way back in January that your
birthday sucks, so you get to make up a new one.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
I can't believe I didn't do this earlier.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, I know, right, And we're going to give credit
to Jeremy Wells. It was his idea and he encouraged
you to do it.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Want a new birthday? Yeah, I think it's a great concept.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I'm looking at you and I'm thinking September third.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
You feel, so, I feel September.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Springlines just seem like a spring breath lunch.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
So, if you're enjoying your new birthday, you had cake.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I've had an office little officer afternoon tea.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
We've had a little message from your part na.
Speaker 9 (13:00):
Happy birthday, Bay. This one's all about you, not Jesus
or years. I'm looking forward to celebrating tonight with you
and all of our friends because he runs around who.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I guess who won't be present Jesus because Bree's birthday
or the birthday her did birthday? Too close to Christmas?
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Too close to Christmas. Nobody cared close to.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Christmas, close to New Year's Everyone's always on holidays.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
There is one more message for you for your birthday,
and it's from the person who inspired the new birthday,
the Taskmaster himself, Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Jeremy Wells, here, I have heard that it's your birthday today.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
Not only is it your birthday, but you have taken
my advice and moved your birthday from January to a
time when everybody can celebrate and enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
For what it is. So congratulations on the.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Step and happy birthday, Happy new birthday.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
I wonder if that'll get me five points on Monday
Night task.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's from the task went over the
task master.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
God, that's so cool, guys.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
So yes, enjoy your birthday.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Thank you guys, I really appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Thanks for all the messages that are coming time and
the effort and people messaging.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
It's nice to be remembered on my birthday. It's an
unusual feeling.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
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Speaker 4 (14:23):
And live weekdays from three on zim
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