Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 11th June 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleerspahn and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, fledged Fawn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Two minutes past six.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
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Speaker 2 (00:18):
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Speaker 1 (00:53):
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Ten times that lotto? The top six on the way.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
The New Zealand Rich List has been unveiled, revealed, near revealed.
For twenty twenty four, the people on the Rich List
took the accumulative wealth up some twenty billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Congrats guys if yeah, yeah, yeah, totally, and good morning
to our rich listeness. We know you're.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Cashed up and we would love to unburden you of
some of that.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
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Speaker 4 (01:26):
Sure, send it in se Yeah, awful, awful cash, you
see it, and actually popul an envelope two Graham Street,
A lovely teen is the postcode.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
We'll make sure it's addressed to us. Is there some
scaley wags in this building?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Oh yeah, Tony Street will be like, is this for me? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
She smells cash. She's like one of those beagles at
the airport. It's actually what she does at the weekend.
It's a weekend job, cash and people. Yeah. Yeah, she's
on the convey about. Oh yeah yeah, all of us
sniffer on it.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
I've got the top.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Six reasons, none of us.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Surprisingly we're on the rich list.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Oh are you're gonna mention our found business ventures?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Yeah? And where we went wrong with our investments and such? Okay,
well fair enough, yep, lest I guess it's a learning
for people.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I gave a lot of money to Cony twenty twelve.
Oh I got really behind them.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Yeah you did. They still haven't found them.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Have they lost a lot?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Africa is a bloody big place. It is, yeah, very
easy to hide. Never a true thing was said next
on the show. I didn't think the French had a
sense of humor.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
No, not known for their humor.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
No, no, I know the Germans aren't. Are the French
actually known for a sense of humor.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
The French are known for eating whatever that if they
want and.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Not getting fat, so they give that slim and well,
they must have a sense of humor because they have
a protest planned ahead of the Olympics, which we must
discuss next.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Play and Haley Now.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Last week tonight with John Oliver, the HBO show which
you can watch your neon, touched on this very story
last night. This is happening in France ahead of the
Olympics on jour. There's a lot of protests because one
point four billion dollars has been spent by the French
to clean up the River Sin ahead of the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
It's filthy and the Olympics are costing a lot.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
There's a cost a living crisis, and so a lot
of the French aren't happy take him to the street.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
This is all this.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Every country that has the Olympics and everybody like one
new like it just drains them.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
It nearly bankrupt.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
It's Athens, Rare du Janeiro, China could afford it, London barely.
Even the Commonwealth Games didn't. Australia want to have them bailed,
and they just bailed. It's much expensive, it's so much money. Well,
because of this, there is a protest planned on the
day of my birth, the twenty third of June. Glorious

(03:59):
because this is the day that the Mirror of Paris
said that she would swim in the river Sin because
it's it's so clean now, which it's not, because it's
basically just a giant waste pipe. Yeah, it has been
and has been, even though there spent so much money
trying to clean it up. And they want to do

(04:20):
the like the triathlon and the swimming in there.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no, it's a it's a
river for looking at. Yeah, it's to actually be.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
In I know. Look and anyway, the mirror is adamant.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
She's like, yes, I will swim on the twenty third
of June, and so that is when protesters are planning
a mass flash.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
They're calling it a defecation flash.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Mall oh, for God's saying they're gonna ship. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
And there's even a website where if you're upstream from
where the protest or the swimming is happening for the Olympics.
I don't know, it will calculate how long your poo
would take to give to that. That's yeah, yeah, I'm
just googling trying to find the latest toxic reading from
the c N. It's really bad and it's been banned

(05:04):
for like centuries. It's also contaminated by a forever chemical
that has gone under the radar for a long time.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
No, it's just it look nice. You're not actually getting
in it.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
It doesn't even look nice that you know, you'd finish
all your foults and there'd be one felt left't even
described as poos pooh grain diarrhea.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yeah, yeah, it would be slimy.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Trifluoro acidic acid TFA is a forever chemical no one
in particularly from the degradation of pesticides, belonging to a
large family of pre and but it's forever one and
that's in there. It's not it's not great. What are
there other options for a swam it built a pool,
a pool or do the Trianthlon at the lake somewhere

(05:50):
and la you can like ye, surely it's got some
lovely lakes. I'm going to go lovely, lovely French. Lovely
French lakes, the ten most beautiful lakes in France.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Apparently they built a pool, but it's leaking. Leave the
hose running in it at the same rate that the
water is exiting. Did you see that this just pumped
up the other day?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
The swimming pool that they've built inside a stadium for
the US Olympic Trials insane.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
They built it in the middle of like a.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Football stadium or an indoor stadium really, and it's it's
cover and.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Then do stuff on top of it.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Again, No, they built it for so they built it
up and boodle floor around it Google and then they'll
just rip it down when the trials. It'll be the
most people that have watched US swimming live live because
it's because it's in.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
A like giant stadium.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I mean, I'm looking there, some lovely lakes. Well, I
don't know what's happening in France. They've got what a month.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Or two to get this ship together, last.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Minute, and there is it. It was July, like six
weeks away.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Now.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Well, the other night I was talking to James mcconey.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Hang on, he just said a month or two, and
you said, no, nothing like that. Six weeks. I'd say,
that's a definition of a month or two. That's a
month or two. That's literally between a month, isn't it's
six weeks between.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
That's a month, a month or two.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
You've got.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Absolutely July right. Well, the other night, the other night,
after Julius sees of it, I spoke to James mcconey,
great fact, such a shit effect of the days from
the crowd goes wild and he will be at the
Olympics and he said, I said, hey, will you be
official Olympics correspondent?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
And he said, I would bloody love to.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh my god, you've got that all.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Tee teed it up. I've sorted it out. I've got
our correspondent.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Did you do the outside of workers don't have a correspondent? Absolutely,
thank you, you're welcome. I'm always on your feed up producers.
That's that's all sort of.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Carmen was actually there and I just said a lot
I've just done your job for your currency.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
You're well, give a night off.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I said, have a night off, night off on Fletch,
next on the show.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Five. This is only pertains to you in this studio. Okay,
five reasons that the eldest child is the best.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
What about the only child?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Well, that's no one in this room, so it doesn't matter.
I said, in this room, we're not talking to the producers.
They're not they're not working hard enough because you've already
organized our Olympic correspondent. I'm only talking about us. Play Fletch,
Vaughn and youngest child here me Hailey Sprow, our middle child.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Vaughn Smith, attention seeker. Yeah, oldest child, we count the path,
didn't we for the younger Yeah? The younger siblings, Yeah
you did. Actually that's part of this.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I've got five research backed reasons the eldest children are
the best, which I don't agree with. And as a
middle child, argue every point. Yeah, okay, you I'll go
from youngest. I'll you go back to gate it with
a reason why the oldest isn't the best. Okay, okay.
The first reason older siblings might be smarter, And we've

(09:04):
talked about this once before, and we were like, it's
just because they've been around a little bit longer, so
they learn things quicker. But actually, this research is because
they think older children often end up teaching their siblings
thing things, which means that they are more likely to
retain knowledge. Not true.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
My brother wouldn't tell wouldn't teach me anything or tell
me anything, because then I would know how to do
something right, and he always had to have the upper hand.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I think my older brother taught me stuff. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
You get on with your older brother, though, don't you.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yeah, did you teach your baby brother over insame? Why
would I want him having the knowledge? Yeah? Okay, it's
like out play outplay. This is a bit sad. Your
dad is Jeff Probs. As a family grows, parents have
less time to spend with each child. Every time you
add a child, you're diluting the intellectual environment of everyone

(09:55):
in the family. So the older person sort of gets
all of the knowledge, and then it's like a trickle down.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
And by the last time they are the one, they
get the one on one all the time with the A, B, C, D, yeah, two, three,
and the next one. But then they do teach the
next one.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I mean, I'm the baby, and I think I learned
my A, B, c's and one two threes. But anyway, okay.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Well with what comes after C, then you just the A,
B C.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
G almoz yeah, t R t rex, yes, M p C.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
We could get your older brother on the phone head. No,
all of the letters. She did nail all the letters
order in question. Let me say in order in order?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, what do you mean it's the rhyme A, B C,
G N P C, yeah, M t REX and w G. Yeah,
it's not quite GF G. And then you're really doing
really well, really well. I done that, real good. Okay,
the next one. They could be more responsible. They're often

(11:00):
more obedient.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
And this is the oldest child more respond to me,
and was the oldest child considers himself the third parent? Yes,
the oldest always feels like it's on them to dish
out a little bit of discipline and chuck their two
cents in.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah right, okay, well that was how we saying that
one's fake. This is research back, research backs fake news
reasons that the oldest is better.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
This is what a middle child would say.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Though this research was conducted exclusively by oldest children.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Okay, in general, the third reason they might be more
successful than their younger.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Brother or sister success judged on.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Well, they're more achievement oriented and eager to please their parents,
which can lead them to being a little bit more
ambitious career wise. Suckups is what they are, and they're
more prepared to take on leadership roles in the professional
world just because they.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Have personal life just sounds like jealousy there from a
middle child that's not getting enough.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Also, their parents in general just perceive them to be
more accomplished real, even if that's not be the first
to do things more often.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Ye're still first together.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Like wow, wow, wow, and then the babies like I'm
a doctor and they're like, then they've done that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
I was also the first to walk out of me
and my brother, so yeah, true.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Okay, so that's not true, even though this is research backwards.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Like two years older than your brother day, you only
walked a day before him.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
You were a lazy little ship embarrassing. Okay. The fourth
reason the eldest child's the best They follow the rules more. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
The more that makes them knarks.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
They said, rule followers, sticking to the status quo, more responsible, competitive,
and conventional, whereas late later borns have to distinguish themselves
and create their own personality, which is when we tend
to be like ah yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Also, I didn't like there calling them later borns.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
This is what yea, hello, holey, I'm the later born
of the brown clan. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, that's how my intruduce my the next time. This
is my later book, the later born. Really it sounds derogatory,
it does.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Does your brother go by fletch? That's interesting? You actually
have the same as first so you took name obviously. Yeah. Okay.
Here's the last reason why. That research says that oldest
children are the best. They're more conscientious, conscientious, apparently, more agreeable,
less neurotic than their later born siblings. They could help them,

(13:28):
in the long run be more conscientious as a human being. Yeah,
I don't think so. Yeah, I agree with all of this.
You agree with all of the product.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Right now, I could google scientific research that says middle child.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Scientific research that youngers are better. Here we go, what
have you found? Sibling in relation? Lots of deep studies.
The truth about middle children.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Middles are more likely to affect change than any other
birth order perfect.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Just more older siblings tend to make more money.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yeah, the medal child syndrome. The secret powers of the
middle child.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Oh my god, literally from the same weak. So that's
from the Huffington Post. Here's one. Five science bat reasons
youngest children whin it't lif So what about here?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I am struggling to find anything positive about the metals.
It's all like as middle child, old oldest raddle them off.
They're more adventurous. They're probably hilarious.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Tik turk, they're more relaxed. Turk turk. My brother's got exuded.
They are great at making friends. Tik turk. Haley is popular.
And five they're more creative. I'm a comedian.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
With the Huffington Post list for the medal child for vorn.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I have to write my own children very large font
next to man, I go huffing to post. Eleven reasons
middle children the best eleven. You guys only had five each,
So do you got eleven? They get the full sibling experience.
You've got a younger one and an older one perfect
guidance and receive it too. Yeah, I'll just give you five.

(15:08):
You don't get all to live and they get away
with so much.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
These are not good things.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
Receiving less attention makes them stronger. They become experts in compromise.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Perfect literally that was that was the weakest list of
all of them. Was weakest. It was five more togo.
It didn't even get to them. Next, a van has
gone viral for the way that he prepares and packs
for his holidays.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Oh god, is a pecking sound. I don't now.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
This guy's a data scientist. He's gone viral.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, very smart man by the looks of it. Now
he's gone viral on TikTok because of the way that
he packs his suitcase and bags when he goes away. Okay,
now we've we've got holidays coming up in like two two.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
And a bit weeks. Yep, I'm going away. Have you
packed anything? Yeah? I started shoving some clothes in a suitcase.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Do you make a list?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Oh, my god, get a life?

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Get laid? No? I don't. I make a list? Where
am I going?

Speaker 1 (16:12):
What's the temperature when I'm going hiking? I make a
list because you've got to. You've got to, because you
can't forget, like if you forget like a head torch.
You're like all your boots, which I did forget my
boots once when I didn't make a list. Yeah, it's
horrible because then you're stuck in the middle of nowhere
with no heat torture.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
If you're going somewhere where you're doing something specific.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
But if you're going away to a like an island
or a Europe or whatever, sumer can you can buy
stuff over there if you forget something.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
I do what my mum does, which is a long,
lengthy pack, which she'll like when because they live overseas
for five months of the year. She just has a
couple of suitcases out and then she'll go through a
water but I might take that and she chucks it
in and then pull stuff out. Okay, it does outfit plan.
Well morning, I've leaving.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Yes, no stressful and that's true.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Toll.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Now this guy, because he's a dune.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
You never remember your tooth pace.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You gotta go knock on always knocks on my door
ask for toothpaste costom. Well, that's going because he's a
data scientist, uses Excel spreadsheets and this is what he does.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
I list out every item that I need to remember
to pack, and then I also list the associated bag.
And then as I'm packing, I just go through and
I check off, you know, each item as I pack it.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
And at the same time I can see for each
bag what percentage of that have I packed? Right?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
And then' like what is my total pack percentage? What
done for this? Get tang?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
So he puts something in his suitcase and then there's
a check box. I don't even know you could do
that in Excel. You check at it and it goes green.
And then as he checks off more things in whatever suitcase,
it shows the percentage of suitcase it's full. I mean,
it's a burt fall. It's a just make a list
and notepad or write down the list, you know.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, I mean some people, you know take it a
bit seriously, like you with your packing cells. Packing cells
when you're going away. It's still going in the same
but it's not a mess.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
All yours in your suitcase came out of got cheap
packing sous like mac pack cap and do all.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Got them there.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
They're they're the best thing to travel with.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Glad zip slides yep, yeah, that'll be a good packing cell.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
I sort of just use you know, your totes. I'll
just like, I've got so many totes right every time
that cotton On's like, do you want to support children?
And I'm like, now I look like I say no.
So I get these totes and so you just put
use those? Yeah, right, okay? They like a packing cell? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Do you that you can't see into them?

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Seven piece packing got mesh on them so you can
see through. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
And then I have a packing sell for undies, packing
self for t shirts, packing cell for other things. Yeah,
I don't know. I think you should try. It'll change
your life.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I'm seeing that there there's a twenty one piece travel
organization kit. Oh my god, look what they've got. It
came out the chick shopping bag, the what the big
the big Chicken.

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Way.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Some lines of the zips got no.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Integra that bust open.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
I'm going to get some of these though, because they're
great for the garage.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Well, can you get some peking cells?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
What are you putting in them? Just clothes that I
don't wear at the moment? Clothes are too small for you?
Maybe want to go there? Wow?

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Wow, I wouldn't have gone.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
He just fat shamed me. On did you hear him
say hey fetty boom boom, and I was excuse me,
I didn't say, what are you putting in there? And
then he looked looked me up and down and went
point point Peggy. Peggy put down the bacon. He shouldn't
be eating. There's cannibalism. Picky put the bacon the sky.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Wow that I did say that. It's ordinally play city
from the Panoramic z N think tank.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
This is the top six. Well, the New Zealand Rich
List is out.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
The collective wealth of this year's NBR list has come
in at ninety five point six eight billion dollars, well
up on last year's seventy two point five nine billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Wow, it's great to see it's trickling down.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Great, you know, trickle down And this is just proof,
endless proof that trickled down economics with it certainly does.
They have gone up in value twenty billion dollars and
a year over twenty three billion dollars and a year
the top ten or all billionaires with a collective net
worth of more than fifty billion dollars. Who is like
it when a billionaire, you know, like overseas, they come

(20:43):
out and say, I do want to pay less tax
I do want to pay more tax I do want
to help people. Yeah, I love that, But it never happens,
does it?

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Nah? Cough up, you know, because you know what you know.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
You know, it's like when you get a little five
grand pay rise, you're like, well, now I'm gonna be
able to save five grand. You just end up spending
more money. That's imagine. It's like being a billionaire, you know,
you know, you go billion and then you just used
to spending twenty billion. That's what it's like. That's comparative,
absolutely comparative. Well, I've got the top sex reasons. None

(21:16):
of us are on the rich list. We've made some
terrible business decisions. Number six on the last Fletcher's Ostrich farm.
They told me at the time ostriches were going to
be the next big thing, and in what way big
as chicken? They're basically big ass chickens. I told, big
ass chickens, imagine the meat production. And then nobody wanted them.

(21:38):
And I've still got like four thousand ostriches. They will
not die, they won't die.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Can we eat them? Can we fill it them? Nobody
liked them. They'll be yuck.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh, I just googled how big it is an ostrich drumstick,
like massive the Flintstones or like some kind of kind
of hold on, I'll open up this Instagram account where
somebody's cooked a drumstick. It's like a land that's like
a big ass legal land that's.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Going to be solid.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Disgusting in the fact that they're just branded. Anything that
needs brianing for twenty four hours is naturally a A
young a young couick meal yuck number five and the
less of the top sex reasons.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
None of us run the rich list. Hailey's n f
T farm, Yes.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, I know. I shouldn't have put so much money
into it. I didn't even know what fungible mint, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
But it was fun and fungible and you're like, man,
I know, and why you need to buy a farm?

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I'm not sure there was a huge land investment.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I was like, where am I keeping all these fungibles?
And they were like, what do you mean? And He's like,
I put down the deposit.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
You got upset when people were just copying your artworks?

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Yeah, that'd screenshot of Miller isn't mine? Now to be
like stop it. I bought it.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yeah, next time, May next time.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Next time, Yeah, next time.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Number four and the less of the top six reasons,
and none of us run the rich list. My big
investment in Ploton after six in the City Killed was
that big? The character, Yeah, mister burg got killed on
a Paloton. He had heart attack and died. And then
I was like, this is going to bounce back for sure.
Yeah I didn't. I was reading about them the other
day though. It's still like struggling. Trust me every time

(23:17):
I open up my cha's ease that Paton has not bad.
Number three on the last of the top six reasons.
None of us were on the rich list. I also
tried to start a church. Now you think that's easy money, yes,
and you're no attack. Do you have any idea how
expensive snakes are?

Speaker 2 (23:34):
We got so many snakes in your church.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Well, because all the other church ideas were taken on
one of those ones where you grab snakes yeah, and
you go ah yeah, And then there's been a tongue speaking,
and then the snakes have got tongues and the amount
of money I've tried to import them, yeah, and then
all all of your followers have left, now, haven't they.
They've gone to destiny, They've gone to destiny. Yeah, I
wasn't crazy enough. So that's not enough of Vaughan's church

(23:58):
two point zero. Yeah, or so you were for the destiny. Yeah,
you were asking to take forty percent of everybody's wages
and salary and that.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Doesn't it a bit sphere.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
It was too much I reinvested into, like bring your
cars and.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Yeah, you're mentioned that's.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Why I'm not rich because I invested so much. When
I wanted to join his church. Yeah, my brother, my
brother preach. I said, I'm on the b and you see,
give me forty percent of your income. And I was like,
my brother, if it is what the Lord wants.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
You know who took you know, who made our church foul?
Who them gays?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
The gay right?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
How did they make it fail?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
There? Gay with the rabo?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
He charges the game and it dissolves churches. Does that okay?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
If Rambo hits your church, dissolves the church, it's the
woke left.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
It's like a lightning strike. Yeah, it's the woke gay.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
There must have some sort of evil Harry Potter magic. Yeah,
they do. Think number two on the last of the
top sex reasons, none of us were on the Rich List,
Fletcher's bitcoin buy up at high prices and then panic
firesale at record I panicked, guys, I'm so sorry you
did have some of them good bitcoins. But yes, the
hard drive, I know you're key. I need to download

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some more porn. I'm going to format this hard drive
and he formatted, there's bitcoins away.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Now they're going for a bit of porn.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
And some would say worth it. Yeah, and number one
of the lists of the top sex reasons. None of
us were on the rich list. Hayley's various m lms
that she's got into way too late.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
She never got multilevel marketing. Those leggings though. They told
me that every woman wanted to get into these leggings,
and I was like, they said, how many women are
in New Zealand and they said millions, millions, So I
bought millions. They said every woman is going to want them.
I bought one for every woman. They already all had them.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Because you've got an eight level of multi level marketing,
and that's about five to say you get that Mercedes
any day, So you won't, and your garage will be
full of that ship that you can't get rid of forever.
That's today's top six plays.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
FLETCHB and Haley. You're gonna love this.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Uber's rating system, which sometimes it's rogue. I always give
five stars unless they've almost endangered my life.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, I'm always a five star if they're just making
a living or.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
If the cart stinks.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Even if the car stinks, I'm five.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I mean, like you said, unless say, like I don't know,
drove off a bridge. But even then I probably be like,
poor guy car, five stars, five stars.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
So you're gonna love this, Fletch five stars for no cars, Yeah,
five stars, no cars. New Plymouth Meir Neil my hometown,
Neil hold them. Yeah, perfect five out of five star Radar.
How many ridess is it? Do you be fair?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Though Uber has only been in New Plymouth what the
last few years, hasn't been there long?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Next time we go down there. I'm actually going down
there later in the year. Maybe I'll invite him to
my show and then we'll have a few drinks and
I'll get in the urban and I'll just get I mean,
I'll like constantly just drink too much and be like WHOA.
I'll be like, can we share an Uber?

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Home.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I love this. So is it news Hub?

Speaker 2 (27:34):
The news Hub? They reached the new SHUBs. We're still
not sure.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah, new Shub reached out to Mere Arens in did
it or did they irens it in the news Hubshi
story because it had big spin off energy. Okay, so
Arens tip tip of the hat to them.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
So new Plymouth meir is the highest uber rating for
a mere in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
He city primarily uses them in Auckland and Wellington when
he's there for political Reokay, Now, I question just before
did they provide a screenshot to the journalists or did
they just say my uber rating is that's because if
you were low, you'd lie right.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'm unsure. I'm unsure. Now there isn't uber driver as
part of this article who has said how they will
give people a low rating? Yea touching parts of the
car they're not supposed to. Oh well, no, no, what what?
I love drinking on a handbreak in the middle of
the motorway. I love it. Let's have a fun time

(28:33):
noting it into neutral. Yeah, drinking alcohol in the car
inappropriate language.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
See that's and I said yesterday my uberrating's gone down
A couple of points because I think it was a
nine point four point nine four and now it's a
four point nine zero.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
I blame my friends.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, vulgar mouths okay, lower Hutmere Campbell Berry, Yeah, this
is sort of my hood. Yeah, four point nine to eight.
Gisbane mayor Reheats Salts, Yeah, four point nine three yeah,
Nelson Meir Nick Smith four point eight four. We get

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but he was he was in government for a while.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
So I imagine you just need a lefty uber driver and
you're never going to get a five.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
You're never going to give him a five.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Now this is this is I mean unsurprising to me.
Auckland Mayor Wayne Brown, Yeah four point seven jok. And
he's gotten in some foul language and there he's got
a language, and there he's got an He probably asked them,
you know, asked the driver where he's from, and you're like, oh,
for God's sake.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
And then drives like Mount Roscal. He's like, no, no,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Were you fromma? He's definitely one of the lowest student time.
Where's it from? Sex of yours?

Speaker 3 (30:04):
From school? I told you about school?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
That's on your bloody where your parents come from?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yea Mount Roscol.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
They moved in from Mony. Do you know Orens had
also ask government ministers for their ratings. Yeah, all of
them declined, what are they? What do you hiding on here?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
I do love that the mes played long though.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Yeah, I love with me when brown is the lowest.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
That is why that's not all the meres though. Males
not on that list. What about the Wellington mere because
you remember she had that for that bath thing?

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Remember that.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
It's not mentioned that we won't mention that, we won't.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Menture that fled thorn and hale so bad. Bunny was
performing a show singer, yeah, rapper, m hm, musician performing
in Puerto Rico, and uh he's singing like, let's do
a little and then exactly.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
That's actually why he's so popular. He sings exactly Puerto
Rico money, do a little little on stage and then
I will I would say the dancer. They were doing
a bit of bumping and grinding, should we say, you know,
like backed up into him for a moment. You grind,

(31:38):
You're not automatically, but it's time above and grind.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
That's a magnet. Yeah, but it's like, well, what what
what's happening. You do a little lude me. Now, this
dancer backs up on him for a sixy moment, tries
to walk away, but the zip in his on his
crotch snags her pantyhose and actually walks away. The pantyhose
are like who and they like stretched out and then

(32:02):
she's like, whoa, I'm corps.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
It's actually penny hose like leggings. Penny hoose, is it penny? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Things are like tight like right, but they're like penny hose,
like Nana penny hose like like stockings.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Stocking, your stockingn No, it's just weird, Like what.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Is she like?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Eighty? Is the singer eighty? Just flesh colored pennies?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Yeah, okay, that's such a great such a great photo.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
It's literally snagged them and is pulling them. Yeah, like
she's a foot away from her.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
She's a foot away and she's like a penny hose
are corners rip? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (32:41):
I know.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
So anyway she does, she like unsnags herself and carries on.
But one's like, ha ha, we saw your penny hoose
get caught in a zipper.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
How embarrassing when your clothes get caught on things. I
know when you walk past the door and like, are
you a jacket on? Yeah, and it snags on the
door handle and then yeah, I'll put my fist through it,
or it rips through, rips off a pocket, nothing.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Like kills a mood. Eh Like trying to leave and
something gets caught. This is the phone that has popped
into my mind, is when did your clothes get caught?
Like maybe it got like you know people doing those
giant drop things at what are they called them? Part
theme parts?

Speaker 7 (33:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
And have you seen those ones where like people's like
clothes get snagged in the and the thing before they
drop it. No. Yeah, if you see the one with
the chicks like caught on the thing and a hoodie
gets caught, she's like ah and drops and the hoodie
just stays up there.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
Off.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Yeah, you're rather your hoodie than your actual head. Yeah
and your head. Yeah, that's always sound in Philadelphia when
she gets her braid caught in the in the top
of the giant drop, yes, yeah, and it rips it out.
Sweet helps her a little bit sweet deck.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
But anyway, that is what I want to know, is
when you close got caught on something? Beyond just snagging
a pocket on a door and it ruining your day.
But maybe you've got it. We talked about this when
you get you how embarrassing it is when your skirts
shutting the door fetures you see the skirt dragging, and

(34:14):
then you get out and you stand up and at
the wind because it's outside as your leg and you're like,
I love that.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Okay, we'll give us a call one hundred dancer and
we're going to take your calls now. Text through nine
six nine. Scary piece of machinery. Oh yeah, cloth machinery.
When did your clothes get caught or snagged on something?

Speaker 2 (34:33):
You get snagged?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Did you knock yourself out because you walk past in
a door or a latch?

Speaker 2 (34:38):
Kind of caught? You love it?

Speaker 3 (34:40):
When did your clothes get caught?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Being very silly and we want to know when your
clothes got caught on something? Because the dancers Banny hose
got caught on bad bunnies crotch and it's really tickled.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Man. It's a great it's a great video and great photos.
Yeah yeah, yeah, she really got snagged.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
She got snagged on the on the little like claws
of the zipper of crotch.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
For me, it's always there's this little you know those
latches that where the door thing he goes in.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yes, what are those called? You know they like go
against the door and then and then the legs runs
into it. I call it the door click. What did
you think? I said, door lad? The beta that goes

(35:30):
on the wall, the strike plate, strike plates, strike plate.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
So there was a strike plate in my old room
and every time.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
My t shirt would get caught in it, I was like, oh,
because it was just the way that I want to
walk out of the door the table.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Oh my god, Like when you've got like track pants
on and you're like going backwards out the door or
like backing out or trying to move something and the
track pants pocket gets on the lever of the door,
and yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Just give up on the day when that happens, I'm
done ruined.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
We want to know from you this morning when your
clothes got caught or snagged, Bicky, what happened?

Speaker 8 (36:07):
My mum was stuck at the top of the fly
because she got the of the jersey.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Hopped on the top.

Speaker 8 (36:13):
But she was holding like my baby sister is like
a baby.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
So she couldn't she couldn't let the baby go, so
she had to like shimmy herself out of the jersey
and hold the baby and go down the slide in
her bra Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
And especially back then, like the landings for slides were
often conquered or bark, not like no pushy rubbery mats
like they are now.

Speaker 8 (36:40):
Yeah, and it was like a good old steep middle
flie wouldn't exactly just let the baby go.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Oh my god, that's amazing. Bicky, thanks you call Angela.
What happened? What did you get stuck on?

Speaker 2 (36:53):
I got a cheerlish Oh no.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
I do love seeing photos of people on toes and
cheerless that get.

Speaker 9 (37:00):
Stuck yea like siven and my jacket like little toggle.

Speaker 8 (37:07):
Yeah, kind of got dregs.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
I was gonna die.

Speaker 9 (37:15):
Operator to stop cheerless great.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
And so they emergency stopped the chair lift and then
they had.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
To kind of what fish you out of the chair.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
It's so degrading that all they ever do is turn
the toggle ninety degrees and it slops back through the game.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
I made a scene, Angela. Thanks you call us some
more messages.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
I did gymnastics for years and on the parallel bars
always ready for thumbs to get stuck on pockets.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
How does the.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Parallel bars going between the bars and your going around
the parallel bars? And they said, one time my thumbs
got caught in both of my pockets and just tore
my shorts apart.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Hymnasts because I was trying to think of a leotar,
but a male gymnast would be doing over your arms
and you'd be like, and you wrap your shorts, Oh
my god, yeah, better than.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Ripping your thumbs back right, your thumbs and then face
planting under the under the parallel bars. I work in
a government agency with a lot of paper files that
can never be destroyed. I was carrying a tray of
fore coffees and my jacket got caught in the door handle.
But I was like walking with them at a pace.
Now it dre and it spun me to one side.
The fore coffee is flew into a shoving and it
filled with files. So some people's forever files have coffee

(38:32):
stains on them.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
What are these forever file I'm more spice stuff. Maybe
secret spine. It's got to be secret spine.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Now that looks like a pirate map because they stained, Yes,
climbing out of a roof overalls, got caught on a
nail and the ladder fell and I was start hanging
like something.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
From a cartoon.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Oh my god, it'd be up here and it'd be
pulling at the crotch and you'd be like.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Oh, oh, that's embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
So a nail is just holding you to the roof. Yeah,
a lot, can't they for a nail depends on the nail. Yeah,
my little sister is getting off the bus marine grade nails.
So that because you have because of this, because you live. Yeah, yeah,
it's thought, not more of its more put that. Yeah,

(39:23):
beautiful view. Salty bog, salty bog. Lovely.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
My little sister in primary school was getting off the
bus and the bus door shut on her backpack. Luckily
the bus only rode forward a couple of meters before realizing.
Still one of that this happens. This is I've seen
it happened. It's terrifying. There were the kids. Sometimes I
think they'll do it to the kids that dillydally though, Yeah,
give them a bit of a fright and they won't
do it again.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Oh my god, this is this is worst nightmare stuff.
I was interviewing someone diagnostic interviewing someone on camera for
the police. More on that police and some of the
Forever files and some of the Forever files. When to
take a break, pushed my chair back and my elasticated
skirt got caught on the bottom of my chair and

(40:08):
my skirt completely came down on camera. Oh my god,
I was wearing a petticoat. Wow, that's the thing with
the elastic skirts, especially have you seen those ones where
people like stand on the front.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
The whole thing goes like, you nearly flashed your diagnostics.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
We nearly diagnosed you. They got a full diagnostic analysis. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
I was traveling in grease, going down an escalator in
a long Maxi dress.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
At the bottom I got caught in the bottom.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Spirits away so it fully stretched and ripped, and instead
of eating my dress, I was despitately screaming trying to
become unstuck. Next minute, it's bums out in the middle
of a busy grease and I to complete my data
with some weird tie up remedy of a ripped of
a Maxi skirt.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
God, they got your Maxi skirt though, because there's plenty
of skirt to go around. Yeah, a maxi can quite
quickly become a middi, which can quite quickly become a
mini standing out.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
I was sitting on the floor at work at a
childcare center. I went to stand up, not realizing I
was standing on my dress. When I stood up, it
popped all the buttons off my dress. Button popped top
to bottom, the kids on my bom. Everybody laughed for
the rest of the day. They said, that's the worst
moment of their life. I hope for the rest of
your life that's the worst moment of your life, because
that's not the worst thing.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
No, people have terrible things happen to them.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah, if punting some bottoms and popping some buttons and
some kids seeing your bum, it ever happened.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Although that, you know those kids are going to remember that.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
It's literally going to be the story that kind of
goes with your name.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
I was living in London, free got a skirt court
and the tube doors they shut and but for some
reason it grabbed onto the side and.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
It just went standing in the underground and all of
a sudden, you just in your neckers. Hello, everybody.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
They probably don't even bat an eyelid. They see that
kind of crazy every day, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Yeah, if you're in London. Yeah, you're like another new
warm play Clay Hailey.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Silly little poll.

Speaker 10 (42:12):
It is so silly, silly silly that sill po silly
little silly, little silly.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Silly little pol.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Are you having a euro summer? Anybody in here having
a euro summer? Anybody else? Maybe I'm ribbing fingers fletch
who's got travel plans? And I'll just got that steaming
parlor morgage. You just get airpoints, not curds. Remember that, airpoints,

(42:46):
not curds.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Put that on a horse life short get air points,
not curds. Chuck that. That's probably June.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
We'll put good quote ye make air points and babies.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah good. Collect collect airpoints, not.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Shipthadcres.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Yeah, not not collect airpoints. What are you collecting?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Do you collecting when you've got kids?

Speaker 9 (43:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Changes, collect the air points, not sperms.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Very different.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
No, it's going to be yeah, yeah, collecte it's just something.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Near something for generate air points, not kids. Yeah, we
brainstorm this one.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
There's something for a calendar for sure, motivational calendar, set pole.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Are you having a euro summer?

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Eighty six percent, eighty eight percent saying no, yeah, twelve
percent saying yes.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
It's quite it when you think about it, it's.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
You said, are you having a mid mid year holiday?
Because that doesn't include like people that are going to
go to the islands. I know so many people popping
off to raal Fiji in the next week, while.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Oh, yeah, you love a bit of Rahra, don't you know.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
I love a bit of the mooring fish sandwich. Basically,
you're travel internationally for something.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
It's that.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
It's that, Yeah, Jesse said, I'm here right now. Shut up, Jesse,
When don't you shut up, get off Instagram and enjoy
your holiday.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Making airpoints?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
You don't make airpoints, so that's all un air points
not what about is there an urn with the kids
and airpoints not?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Not loving affection from your offspring.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Yeah, I'm going to check in with you in these
upcoming teenage years to see how that's going on.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
It continues. Gwyn It says I went through a breaktrow
went through a break up to Christmas.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
If you're a Gwyneth now, you never break up with
someone you're consciously own a couple. Yeah, you have to,
gwyn It says went through breakup. I'm not gonna be
single and cold. So she's off to euro Yeah, girls
off to Euro. Well, so she's don't tell me she's cold.
She's got those you know, goop heaters.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
The girls, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Yeah, Ivy says, because we're having a euro winter snowboarding
in the outs, baby, so she's not winter.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
That's lovely.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Erica moved to Dublin last year in December, had a
white Christmas, been freezing cold and working hard. But now
my boyfriend and I have been in the summer, traveling
everywhere worth it nice.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
That's good. So she's been over.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
There, she's she's had the miserable winter and earned the
beautiful summer.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Yeah good.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Morgan was supposed to be. But now we're having a
baby instead. A airpoint not babies, book trips not sonograms,
what about.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Wives? Book trips not.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Feel free to help out on the text machine? And
good appointments? What about poo kit not plunket.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
That's good life short, poo kit not plunker.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Kit not blunker that's good. That's good, really good.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah, points collect airpoints not responsibilities.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Yeah that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Yeah, yeah, airpoints not offspring yep.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Oh no, I'm not going to read that out. That's
very naughty.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Collect air points not for God's sakes, not midwives. Yes,
it's good, that's got. All these are great good I
like that air points not generations.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
As, air points, not dependents. Yeah, make air points not ears,
airpoints not offspring when we see it. Some of those
are really good though. Yeah, yeah, that good, that good stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I mean you get the just oh no, Morgan to
get the lost euro summer playing and now she's having
a baby.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
I mean that sucks.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Do you think you'd always I'd always regret resent that baby,
but you.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Know, ruining my euro.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Summer, like I was going to go to the Zage festival.
Now I've got this kid that's sitting there. To be honest,
I've seen some people get that shit everywhere to It
depends on the person. Caitlin says, I know, but my
best friend is and I'm mad about it. Yeah, I'm
sam No because of Cosey, Livy cry Emily.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
I wish I could but chose a mortgage instead.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Yeah, Alie said, I'm from the UK, so just the
euro summer is fifty dollars plane ticket, So she's Alie
our UK listeners when you live over there isn't it
first time.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
To Europe ever?

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Going to see Taylors who have play live at Wembley
with my best friend who lives in England.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
I thought this this morning Taylors was still touring.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I know, and do you People are going? I mean
even people from New Zealand, but people are going from
the States to go. We stop talking about it to
Europe just because it's cheaper. Get a barley belly, not
a baby belly. Oh yeah, good's good.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
That's second on a horse. Yes, it's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Second on a horse.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
That is a good. Don't multiply. Oh it's also really good.
We have a few of them scattered around, numerous horses,
but one page, multiple horses. Each almost has its own slogan.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
This is, by the way. This is our horse calendar
for the end of the year. Every it's going to
be for twenty twenty five, every month as a horse.
But there's a motivational quote on the by yours.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah. I love that.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Point's not here like heipar points like point it's not here. Okay,
it needs to rhyme with points point nothing with air points.
I want to zell and getting these free fire miles.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
What are the frequent flying No, we'll make a ear points,
but they're gonna have to be supervisor.

Speaker 6 (49:04):
That sucked rhymes a flyer or rhymes of points points
not joints, joint points, points, annoying.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Points, annoys points, great points, cash points. Got some good
ones here, So thank you listeners for your feedback.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
There fly something that springs synonym.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Look, I think we've gone enough. I think we've got
thanks for messaging in frequent fly not fertilizer, pacifying, frequent flyer,
not pacified.

Speaker 2 (49:43):
But it's not there.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
I think barley belly is my favorite.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Barley belly. Get a barley belly, not a baby belly.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Next on the show, speaking frequent fly not frequent crier,
the baby was lost on frequent Flyers, not God say,
some of these are not good. Speaking of offspring, we
want to talk about one of your children. NeXT's ten.
At the end of this week, it was one of

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those moments where you're like, we did that go that
even makes me feel old, that's freaky deky. Well if
it makes you feel old. Last night she made our
own part. I feel like a fool, absolute fool.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
And Haley.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
You may have heard us mentioned that we've got a
couple of members of the gaggle moving to the UK.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
That's our friend group.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Yeah yeah, And now, by the way, we when the
last one leaves tomorrow, are we taking them out of
the group chap we are. It's sort of bigest concerned
that because leaves, there'll be a sort of a new
Zealand only ye know.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Do we sign a whole new one of that giggle
world wide?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah, because he's going to be about having their fun
doing there and I.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Don't want to don't I don't want to be reminded.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
I don't want to see that.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Okay, cool, Yeah, Okay, decided I'm ruling past wait till
they leave. Maybe ye I'm going to do it when
they're on the plane.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
The land communication has gone quiet, new group. But Toddy
is leaving and he said yesterday he was passing past
our place, so did anybody want to catch up? And
Shara hadn't seen him, and so she was like yes,
And then some friends of ours, Jack and Casey yet
and then and then we were going to go down
and have a beer with him. And then shud I

(51:41):
said should I invite Haley and Aaron? And I said
don't because Hailey's been telling me how she.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Did. But I said don't because Hailey has.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Been telling me that she's been buriing the candle at
all ends, and this week was going to be her
recharge week and she was absolutely going to be like
recharging and good and be well behaved. Then said I'm
going to miss the youre anyway, and I said, oh well,
and then I said she'll say no, and then Haley
back immediately.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Yep, be there and be there soon. I'd already had
quite a few tequila's at this point.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yeah, okay, how's that it's hungry?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
How was she's recharging? I'm recharging.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
I need to have a word to you about you
how you reach out recharging?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Oh my god, there's going to be a drink to
recharge to. It's going to be a market. Yeah. It
was fresh fresh because do you know why the lime
tree is already giving ah? So I went out because
they dropped on the ground so quickly. I went out
and I juiced all these larms and I was like, what,
I'm just gonna put it in the fridge.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Doesn't Yeah, okay, it's zero waste.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Yeah, we should be proud of her. They were basically free.
All I had to do was buy a bottle of
tequila and some contra. Yeah, to use the line was
all free. Otherwise it was going to be wasteful. Yeah,
down the drain.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
We are at the local pubably which just got a chessboard.
It's missing some pieces, and always who turns ten this weekend?
Which blows my mind because I always did that thing.
I'm like, ten years ago. August was born in ten
years before that, I do that thing. Just stop point,
hadn't we we're.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Ten years ago? Get him?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Yeah, yep, just after that. August was born in ten
years before that. We just started working together.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
So now we've.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Been working as.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Long without August as worth. That's that's crazy. That's what
I can't stop my brain from thinking about.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
That's mad.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Pervotal time point and what happens either way. Anyway, she
set up the chests board and we had a game,
and I'm.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Well, I made it, of course good. I like that.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
You don't let her win.

Speaker 1 (53:32):
I'm oh, if I can see something's happening, but hey,
have a think about it.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
But I never tell hey have.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
A think about it right, okay, and then she so
better and she's like and then she sets it up again,
and that that's kind of when Haley and Aaron arrive
and August is kind of like playing against herself.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
Yeah, seeing what moves work where, and.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Aaron Aaron plums himself down and twists the board a
little bit and he's like, oh, play against you, which
August loves.

Speaker 2 (53:59):
She wants to play.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Yeah, and one team was at an advantage at that stage,
and Aaron took the team at a disadvantage.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Yeah, but immediately he's like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
That's check and da da da check.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
That's chick. That's chick.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
That's chick.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
And then August was like one move. She took the
rock and she was like hmm and moved it like
a few squares one way and then just kind of
looked at it.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
And then Aaron was like huh and looked at it
and he's like, I'm thirty two years older than.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
This little witch and she's just checkmate a me. Wow, Okay,
she was, so she played it cool at the time.
Carl on the way home, she was like, did anybody
actually see when I did that?

Speaker 2 (54:40):
Because that was that was pretty good. That was pretty good.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
But I got Aaron checkmates so quickly, and I was like,
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he did started a slight disadvantage.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
And she was like, yeah, but he's older than me, yeah,
just by a little bit. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
And then Andy was telling me they had a school
chest thing. They went to another school. Yeah, and one
of the teachers got beaten by like a year three,
and so then this teacher was like, all right, you're
obviously one of the best hair. Come outside, we'll play basketball.
And then the teacher just just absolutely dunked on.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Oh my god, I love.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
To re established that this child was not better than
her physically.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Atually he may have out smarter than they gave a chance.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
And then mister Shrimpton takes this three year old year
three outside and just likes that slam duncan on.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Take that year?

Speaker 8 (55:29):
Now?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
What now? Fled Thorne and Haley, I was, I said,
this is a nineties trend. But arguably the suffragettes loved
a rosette, didn't they They had the little rosettes on
there things when they marched for women.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Were they embroidered or actual?

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Yeah? Those were like silk rosettes. Wouldn't they. It was
like the different layers, like you win my prize.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
And my great auntie Elaine used to wear her National
Party rosette on on voting day when she was adding
the booth. Really, I don't think National Party rosettes are back,
but rosettes are.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Rosettes are particularly the sort of crochete style. Now, Vaughn,
you like this just out of a fashion standpoint, purely
from a fon It was purely from a fashion standpoint.
Ross pos. You can get eyes on that as well.
Do you like that? It's just a little bikini top.
It's just for the fashion reason obviously. Not the model. No, no,

(56:26):
not the model. I don't even see the model. I
was just looking at the KENI didn't she show me?
She didn't show me. Oh shoot, do you like a
bit of that? Is that? No? Not for you? That's
why I thought she's not your time. You like a
fuller one he likes coverage, Yeah, you likes skippers, ladies
model like a big, big one piece.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Yeah, like a like a blanket, like a blanket, a blanket.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Yeah. This is from Miami Swim Week, which is apparently
a huge fashion kind of what sets the tone for
what and rosettes. So imagine like little sort of embroidered roses.
Really that's what's making up the majority of your top
crocheted roses.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
The nineties. But that kind of feels like seventies.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Yeah, it is, although say, actually, I suppose everything's cyclical. Yeah,
because the nineties was only ten years ago or.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Small Hayley, it was way longer than that.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
The nineties and five years.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Ago tops, nineties, two thousands, Yeah, it was the nineties.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
Well, this is like they're they're amazing. Here's more of
a full coverage for you. Rosettes. They're on everything. But yeah,
they love islands on at the moment, and you know
they love us a little petite bikini. Yeah, they're rocking
the rosettes. What do you Why are you concerned about
the size of nipples? I was just wondering if there's
something in our milk. But you know, recently we.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Talked about the average size of the male genitals.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yes, geving larger. Do you think areola is getting getting?

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Was the deal on the revolutionary to their size? And generationally?
I don't think everyone's different, aren't they We're all different.
I know that even just between the people in this room.
I've got different sized snipples. Do you know somebody sent
me overnight? There's this thing Irish head. You know, I've
got a very big head. It's an Irish trait. There's

(58:20):
big heads. And as they water down the Irishness with
people from around the world and their heads are getting
a little bit smaller.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
But for some something about the big head.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Well you're watered down, but you're still still got a
massively massive head.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
How did that happened?

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Like that one? Just the togs, I don't hate it. Yeah,
good togs, great dogs.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Well, if you look out, especially the man.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
See me the link. If you're hitting off for Europe summer,
which we just talked about, and you're packing your bikinie,
chuck a rose in on it, play play oh my god.
There's a girl named Jinna on TikTok and she's sharing
her experience of being part of a clinical trial. She's
getting six thousand dollars and what they do is they

(59:03):
give her the flu They literally like do they like,
shove it up her nose, peg the nose, what I know,
and then just wait for it to take.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
But then you're not guarantee. That's not guaranteed to work.
Is it not guaranteed to work? You might have a
great immune system, yeah, exactly. I mean they'll be testing
multiple people. I guess she's a trial. She got money
for this, Yeah, six thousand dollars American she's share.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Oh well it's three thousand pounds all right, Okay, so yeah, okay,
that's good money. That's really good at money.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
But then this isn't anything new though, right, But no,
I had a friend at remember my friend in Dunedin
when he was at UNI.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
He did them all the time. Clinical trial.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
I actually need to find out if he's dead.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
So listen to this. So I was just looking. I
was looking in the comments and people are saying like, well,
you know, why are they doing this? And it's like
to study the flow. Yeah, and then some of us
just saying, my dad did this until the last time
when him and his friend did it together got the flu.
Friend died. Because people do die from the flu. Do
we forget this? We forget we forget this, we remember

(01:00:03):
it when COVID came about and we said, oh, it's
just a flu, and people die from the flu. We
just don't talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
And it was quite different so do they see part
of the three six Niles in New Zealand dollars you
get for getting the flu? Do you have to take
the drugs that they want to fix it with?

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Yeah, right, so they've got to give it to you, Yeah,
the flu, which is kind of part of the dodgy
of it. And then they're they're testing medication like flu
medication humans. Before this, it would be like animals and
stuff tested on rats. Yeah, which I'm very against animal testing,
But then you're like, rat put it in rats?

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Are we okay with testing lips, stick and makeup on rats?

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
No, we're not into that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
Why no, it's a bigger than the rats last Yeah,
yeah no.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
But if you put a magnifying glass to a rat,
they look big lips.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Is that how it works? Not big enough lips? Big glips?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
And then it would be great if they tested like
make up on a rat and it gave it a
big lip and you'd be like plump, yeah yeah, rat.
But you're okay, We're.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
I'm just saying if you're going to be pumping you know,
vaccines into things.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Okay, but what about if you tested the makeup on
the rat while it was been getting tested for vaccine.
Oh yeah, the RETSS will make it look nice. There's
a weekly report done by our health But that tells
you the current rate of the flu. But how do
they know from like people going to the doctors and

(01:01:35):
to the doctor suck it up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
Yeah, but I'm a woman. Yeah, do you know what
I man? Yeah? Anyway, those people.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
That constantly says you've got the flu, but all you've
got is a bad cold.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Yeah, I'm sorry. We to Aaron, So I need to
get some antibiotics for a virus. Yeah, oh darling. Anyway,
this is I'm so interested in this because I've never
heard of doing a clinical trial, let alone done by myself.
Have you been part of a clinical trial? I want
people to give us a call. Would you do it?

(01:02:08):
It depends if it was for something that I had
that it could cure, like p C O is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
In C I is and you then you've been through it, right,
so you'd be like, this does work and it cures that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
Then I can help people. Oh my god, part of it. Yeah,
that's what I mean. Like, if it was something of
benefit to you, like my you know, my pop was
the guinea pig for pacemakers in New Zealand. That's amazing
and I'm going to die without one anyway. So yeah,
he lived into his nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Which and he had to carry around a car battery
that way because he had to wear around Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
And he's like, oh, have you got one of those
jumper cables? Actually a bit dizzy and he just hooke
up to a Mazda and have another teen years as
sure as now have we have you been part of
a clinical trial? That's what we want to know. Maybe
you did it for a bit of coin, or maybe
you did it because you have an ailment that you
were like, oh, maybe this fixes it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
A girl on TikTok in the UK got New Zealand
equivalent of six thousand dollars to get the flu. They
gave it the flu and then they tried to treat it. Yeah,
there is still no cure for the flu?

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Is there no?

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Apart from chicken soup, theres popsicles and sitting on the
couch and lemon honey drinks, lemon honey, lemon honey drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
I could almost go a flu just you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
So yeah, headache, I reckon, I've heard the flu like once,
So we.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Want to know this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
Have you done a clinical trial and you know, like,
were you paid for it? Anonymous joins us Anonymous, you're
currently doing one?

Speaker 9 (01:03:42):
I am. I am not for the flu though.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Okay, I have a question because do they make you
sign like an NDA, like a non disclosure like you're
not allowed to talk about doing this?

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Is that part of it?

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:03:53):
All right, well not for this one anyway?

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (01:03:55):
So what's it for weight loss?

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Oh? Like what kind of like a shot?

Speaker 9 (01:04:01):
No, it's pills. But my only just just made the
made the cut?

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Did you have to a certain weight or size?

Speaker 9 (01:04:11):
Okay, you has to be a certain size and yeah,
the way in at a certain weight or above a
certain weight?

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
So are you are you testing a magical pill that
could mean we don't have to exercise?

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Okay, So was it proposed to do this pill that
you're trying?

Speaker 8 (01:04:31):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
What does it propose that it will do? As kill
the appetite? What's the vibe?

Speaker 9 (01:04:38):
I'm assuming, like most it'll be an appetite for the present.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Does it work?

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
Do you think it's working?

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Because some people get the placebo, so you could be taking.

Speaker 9 (01:04:46):
A hundred percent from home getting a placebo oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Really right, Otherwise it's just not working if you are
actually getting it.

Speaker 9 (01:04:55):
Yeah, no, it's not. I still want to eat the
US out of a dead hor.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
The pills because I have a wild haird driver, but
I never wanted to hate the never heard that saying
and I love it that a granddad saying a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Of anonymous thank you for sharing love it bck.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
You did a clinical trial where this must have been
a while ago.

Speaker 9 (01:05:24):
Yeah, so I was eighteen. I'm now thirty four, and
I was part of the first group of girls that
got the HPV.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Oh my god, which now is like widespread, isn't it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:36):
Yeah, everybody, and we got paid in Wistfield gift cards.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Also sounds like a text text. Look how much was
the Wistfield gift card for? Oh god?

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
I think it was only like that was at the time.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Oh my god. So have you so are you considered
vaccinated against HPV?

Speaker 8 (01:05:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:05:58):
So actually did the job.

Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
This is on it with me and she had cancer cells.

Speaker 9 (01:06:02):
They went to take them out and they were.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Going, WOWSA, that's the thing. That's the first vaccine against cancer, right,
the HPV. Because I had the cancer cells, but I
had to get it layser up lays it off because
the vaccine wasn't around. We're the same age basically.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Yeah, wow, wow.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
That's made I say, that's a great one to be
part of.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
It was on January first, twenty seventeen, the HPV immunization
became free for everyone aged nine to twenty six in
New Zealand. So you would have been before then, Bicky, Yeah, wow, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Incredible, amazing money on the lines.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Speaking Ali, good morning, what was your clinical trial and
how much did they give you?

Speaker 8 (01:06:41):
Good morning? I got six thousand dollars. It was in
the last year and it was for a diabetes study. Oh,
Haley would be interested to know that I barely made
the cut because I had been controlling my diabetes on cheetos.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Oh god, yeah, I love how you say diabetes diabetes.

Speaker 8 (01:07:07):
American. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Yeah, it was good for diabetes. And so so we
do have type one or type two, type two.

Speaker 8 (01:07:16):
And that was the thing is when they did the
first blood test, I couldn't. I didn't qualify so that
my blood sugar was too good. So the night before
I had to do retest and I ate three tablespoons
of white rice.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
And it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
You're going to say, yeah, wow.

Speaker 8 (01:07:37):
I wish the taxes is crazy because you you it's
like you're self employed. So I had to pay a
c C.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Yeah, and I ended.

Speaker 8 (01:07:47):
Up having to pay like twelve hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all you want to get, wis Field.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
So the diabetes, the stuff they gave you, did it
help with the diabetes?

Speaker 8 (01:08:02):
Well, I don't know if I had the placebo or not,
but I am on a list that they're supposed to
continue to let you know how the study goes. Because
our part was the first trials on humans, so it
had been up until that point.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
See any part of you though that you're that you're
the first trial for humans is no like alarm bells ringing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
There, there's no like should I be doing this? No?

Speaker 8 (01:08:28):
No, because it's it's It really hampered my lifestyle. So
I went keto and changed it. And there's a lot
of people who can't. So if there's a drug that
can help somebody, I think that was just good to.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Wait. You can get skinny fast on this.

Speaker 9 (01:08:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Yeah, Alie, thank you so much for sharing. We've got
to Vanessa. Vanessa, you were you did a clinical trial
for a phobia of spiders.

Speaker 7 (01:08:54):
Yeah, so they were looking to people with a rechnophobia.
Yea and I And it turns out that they gave
me to treat it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
What isn't that illegal or it was like a micromedical dose?

Speaker 7 (01:09:13):
Yeah, it was a micro dose and orange juice, I
think it was.

Speaker 2 (01:09:17):
They didn't come up to you at a party and
we're like, hey, can't you come into the bathroom? Wow?
I was so how was it supposed to help with
the fear of spiders?

Speaker 7 (01:09:31):
I'm not I can't remember the psychology behind it, but
it really did work. It was amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Well what so did they then show you pictures of
spiders after you'd taken this micro dose? It was there
and it was horrible. Oh my god, they've bea he'd
said it spiders.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
And but now do you feel you're cured of your phobia? No?

Speaker 8 (01:09:55):
It only worked in the moment.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Right, So if you you were going in for like
a walk in the jungle, you'd take a micro dose.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Wouldn't before going for a walk in?

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Then?

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
And how much did they pay you, Vanisa?

Speaker 8 (01:10:12):
I think it's fifty dollars, so it was worth it, okay, and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
A little bit of kiddermine like a little bit of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Wow and thank you just using kidd of meene to
treat phobias, and it's the kidder means affect some anxiety
and fear related behaviors. Are the same properties that make
it a depression treatment.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Yeah right, it's the same well known for depression, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
You're getting into a lot of research into microdosing on
various messods.

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Yeah, m do you may all sorts?

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
My has been in a clinical trial for type two
diabetes for two years. He's been a type two for
twenty years. He no longer is in the diabetic range.
Oh wow, it's amazing. It isn't like an ozmpic drug.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Maybe maybe someone said, I have.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Done fifteen trials which gave me enough money for a
house deposit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
What Yeah, but they could their liver could stop working
and like we can have a full farm and they're
going to meet a spare room for their extra personality.
Their brains decided yea for Sarah, I did an r
s V vaccine trails room. My last pregnancy is the
racing super vehicle. It's it's the breathing thing and it

(01:11:19):
reflects old people and young babies.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Had a real problem with a couple of tree virus.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
Yes, it's real bad, it's real bad for kids. So
they got the vaccine while the baby was in utero.
So a couple of other people are on the same
trial as anonymous. It's insulin resistant medicine, but either does
nothing or I'm also one of the placebo tests.

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Yep, I'm doing that same weight loss trial.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
It's not about your size, we say, it's about eating
habits and seeing how weight loss medication suppresses appetite and
how in turn that affects weight loss based on different
eating habits.

Speaker 3 (01:11:54):
Interesting, it's not all happened.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
He is.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
My brother in law did a medical trail and ended
up with one diabetes out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
What one diabetic?

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
God diabetes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
That's the one that just happens, just happens out of
the blue, no fault of your own. Are you born
with it or you're born with the markers that will
make it happen?

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
I part took on a clinical trail a few years
ago where I was given the covid JAB and the
flu jab at the same time. Easiest seven hundred and
fifty dollars I've ever made, and boy, my five g
receptions and they're magnetic.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Yeah, it's got. I had a friend in Canada who
did this as a job. We'll just do a few
trials for three months in the facility that did tons
of trials, get paid like twenty grand and go traveler.
Oh my god, it was thirty fifth country. What are
we doing here? And twelfth job A couple of will
help you in your back climbing mountains plays Flinch, Voorn

(01:12:46):
and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Fact of the day, day day day Dayah do do
do do.

Speaker 9 (01:12:57):
Do do do do?

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Dude deue. It's calendar week here Atkay And thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
To the overwhelming support I received every night after my
two rocketed. Moron co hosts couldn't quite comprehend too much
information at once about where the months got their name.

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
I think the feedback was that it was overwhelming.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
There was a lot to take in valn. We understood it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
I understood it, but it just it went on, It
just went on and on. L twelve months.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
I lost in imagine, I didn't all the months.

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
We'll focus on just one month at a time.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
There would be months being that you could have handled
twelve months and where they got the name from.

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
You're gonna love.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Today's factor the day of the traditional Japanese calendar with
seventy two micro seasons.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
Oh, god should pop out seventy two.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
As long as we don't go through all seventy two,
I'll be happy. Oh we will number one. So there's
twenty four categories, and each of them have three or
four underneath them. But it's all to do with the
agriculture of Japan, right, So they were for example, what's
the day today? It is June. Let's stroll down to
June and it is June eleventh, or we're at the

(01:14:10):
start of one. Rotten grass becomes fireflies? Is today's micro
season in Japan?

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
What rotten grass becomes five?

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
What's the next season?

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
The next one starts on the sixteenth of joern plumps
turn yellow. Then we move into the summer solstice, which
is the next group. Yeah, and your June twenty third,
your birthday, south heel withers as your micro season.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Okay, can I have mine?

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
Yeap? What's your day again? October eighth? Yeah? October eighth?

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Oh, wild geese return the world geese returns at the
beginning of them.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Some crazy old man riding in his calendar.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
It's the cold yellow. Yeah, it's basically a gardening calendar.

Speaker 2 (01:14:54):
February.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
I remember twenty eighth February twentieth rain moistens the s
that's quite fit with climate change. This Japanese calendar is out.
The wind has changed.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
They said, it definitely has changed. Well, they're gonna have
to reword it. Get another old man to come up
with some ones. Nice caps melting.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Yeah, non seasonal tropical cyclone destroys seaside fishing village was
eighteen degrees in Auckland this morning. That's sort of eleventh
of June. Give me a random Give me a random date,
and I'll tell you what was happening.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Fifth of July.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Fifth of July is the crow dipp of sprouts?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
What just after the iris? We're supposed to remember all that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
You're going to have to bring this fact to the
day back tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
ORNs? What do we need to bring it back tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
I'm telling you that there's just like it's like it
was an officially recognized calendar.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Yeah, for traditional ancient Japan. By the way, I have
you watch Showgun yet? No he's having that up or
you're not interested. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
You're going to go back and finish it. The Showgun
series on Disney Plus and Aaron was watching. I talked
about it after the first two episodes, and I said,
what I'm going to do is going to bank them
up and just smash him.

Speaker 2 (01:16:04):
Out as quickly as I can behind my back. Well,
we've got to talk about something after six that's hot.
We talk about PlayStation games and Disney Plus shows. We
like when you cud all, yeah, gid you do. Christmas Day,
we had a request Christmas Day. Christmas Day is South
Hill sprouts.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
Oh my god, it's Christmas Day self healing. December to
just after that is when the deer's ship antlers.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
What about January?

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
The first January the first wheat sprouts under snow, because
of course it's there.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
One sprout based. Yeah, there's a lot of sprouts.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Well things sprout, okay, well spring four hens start laying
eggs January thirty to Feb three. That's your hen starts
laying eggs week here.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
Yeah, wrap it up. We can totally be done.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
But if anybody into a little bitnutritional Japanese calendar, you
know that, you know the tool day.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
That was the only message we had about it. I
think everyone else might have just popped off stations. Yeah,
we're now just.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Calendar week. I'll be honest.

Speaker 2 (01:17:07):
October eighth, best staying. That's from Carolyn May.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
I think the Firth frog starts singing, this is your
weakest fact of the day week we've either had. So
it's interesting, it's fascinating. We just take a calendar for
grind and it's just there every day. What day is
a journal? Even?

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
What day of the week is it? Tuesday? Some like
sixty firemen facts. If we're talking about calendar.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
In weeks, we'll take a week off.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Hailey can do fine a week.

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Yeah, not just the fire men.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Find the Dalmatians. You can do as many. A peasant
has thought they could wear a crown better than the
king until the hefty weight or crown has placed the polyhead,
Brussels sprouts and the snow. Yeah all right, yeah starts
sinking out, its thinking out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
We're gonna sound some Japanese traditional calendar. So today's fact
to the day day as there is a.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
Folks, The traditional Japanese agricultural calendar has.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Seven and two micro seasons.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Stay tuned for firefight a week next week.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Fact of the day, day day, day, day, do.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Do Do Do Do Do Do.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
Do doudo? Play play We cannot help, but notice Shannon
has an air about her at the moment. She's up,
She's on cloud nine. She's smiling brother than ever before.
Shannon tell us why new.

Speaker 5 (01:18:38):
Season of Below Dick Mediterraneans out at the moment, and
I couldn't be happier.

Speaker 2 (01:18:43):
I have never watched Below Dick ever. Wake up? That's
to post on our TikTok. I it in beautiful little plague.
Five am a good time for that's our quickly, quickly,
Well we can wait.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
What are you posting on our TikTok a video.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
Of youtubeing brats of flitcher's apples?

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
Oh my god, I saw that video. It's very mean.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
That was on Instagram. Misterday. How mean you are to me?
I did watch a hit post. Okay, post that's been posted.
She was ready to go. Surely that that could be
an automatic thing?

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Is it not? No? She has I have a job,
So China is controlling this?

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Could we get a to do Shannon's job? You just
put it out of the ear, Shanny. You just took
yourself out of a job. No, so Below Dick. Yeah,
I've never watched it, but it's like Cruise, on which
the greater show of all time. Acious Eranos might have
someone to say about that, breaking bad. Yeah, the Simpsons, Cheers,

(01:19:47):
Mash and the City.

Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
There's five spin off shows. I've seen all of them,
I would say at least three times over.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
What happens to the spinoff shows? Are they still on bits? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:19:56):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
So there's below Dick mid there's below Dick, there's below
Dick Adventure, below Dick down Undershowever, my favorite person in
the universe, i'd say, is Asia. She's a Kiwi. Vaughn
encouraged her to message me, and now we've been chatting.

Speaker 2 (01:20:10):
How are you preserve Asia?

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Lots of people. I don't know if you're quite under this,
but the v and VIP sands of worn important person,
Precious Worner is precious.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
What is this a birthday treat? Or did you just
tee it up?

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
Why did you do? You asked her to.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
Message Shannon because.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
I can't no.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
I remember it because you gave me a fright in
the office and I cried and then you felt bad
for me.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
I remember apart from yeah, but no one thing about.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
My birthday, which is next ash week, there is a
VIP event and I get to meet Captain Sandy on
my birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Sandy, and she's coming into work.

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
Yes, captain the greatest captain of all time as a woman, are.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
You taking umbrage charge of them both? She gets all frazzled.
Get yeah, I love because you said to us this
is your memoir when Jason messaged me, and I was like,
beside myself, this is your version of that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
Not only do I get to meet her twice on
my birthday, I get to like chat to her and.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
We get to meet because it might be slightly different.
She just got married. Lovely lady, you didn't completely ignore
my question. I need to be honest. It makes more
sense than a heter safer. She's the greatest.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
But like, so she's coming in here, yes, and like,
what am I going to do?

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
I like we talked to like celebrities all the time.
Don't get stressed. Captain Sandy's coming in. I'm gonna faint,
I'm gonna cry. What do I want?

Speaker 2 (01:22:06):
You gotta be cool? No, I can't be cool.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Sailor Sandy's coolest thing, Like, what's Captain Sandy done? Is
that the ship been on a collision course with.

Speaker 2 (01:22:13):
A rock pirates one time on the show, but she's
talked about pirates and stuff, real pirates. That's pirates, no
like real ones.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
Decided it would be I wouldn't feel like it would
be funny just to cancel it, just to get we
put Shannon in a giant box and she can't see her,
she can only talk to us through a hole in
the box.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
That would be funny that that's like a storyline from
one of the actual greatest shows of all time. Friends
put them in a box has been naughty.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
You know, Like I actually am quite stressed and I
had a dream about it the other night that she
didn't think I was cool and she thought it was
a bit too.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Much, which I do am coming up a bit much. Now, Yeah,
what am I going to wear? Do I go for
an clothes something?

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
What do you want out of the circle?

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
What do you want? Interaction to be friends like Asha
and I are I then you can just wear whatever
you want to wear. Message twice by the way, you
know you do refer to her as if she is
a close personal friend. Yeah, okay, well thank you and
I appreciate because we've got the maths chat back between
all of us excluding Flitch and worn. And you don't

(01:23:26):
talk about this too much in there because you know
that we don't partake. Yeah, it's Maths and Love Island exclusive.

Speaker 5 (01:23:30):
Yeah, I am trying to find some below dick friends.
Oh the tics machines coming through. I've got some friends.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
Now, how good wear a red polo and white shorts.
I'm going to show.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
I'm going to show Captain sending my nautical knots because
I'm very good at nautical notes.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
I can do many nautical knots.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
What's your favorite knot? Speaking one way you go? Do
you know that one? Yeah, they call that bow line.
It used to be called the cat boat line. Not
but of course we've had a name change.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
It's just a normal knot. But it's a funny every
time I.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Look forward to telling Captain Sandy the boats aren't really
for me because I get a little bit seasick.

Speaker 2 (01:24:06):
And I'm got sure Captain Sandy is my kind of lesbian.

Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
Fled thorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Oh my god, this is a bit mean. Actually. So
there's a trend at the moment in Hollywood hot rodent men,
and it's why we are suddenly finding men that aren't
classically handsome. This is hot suddenly, this is very ruthless.
Barry Keegan, yeah, from Saltburn. He's sort of the poster
child for the hot rat boy. You look at me,

(01:24:35):
like all the ingredients down with that, you're not attractive,
and somehow you were just so hot.

Speaker 3 (01:24:40):
He's like the Hollywood guy in so many movies.

Speaker 2 (01:24:44):
Jeremy ellen White, who is from Bear. He's sort of
an example. You'd be like, oh, you weren't hot, now
you're all. You're all're super hot. Someone's including Timothy Shalla May,
but of a rat boy hot Rodent Okay. You see
him and you're like, this is really hot, okay, and
it's just I mean, this is so mean. You couldn't
do women.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
You couldn't do this list about You couldn't say this
about women. Yeah, hot Rodent checks.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Yeah, why do you point at me?

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
I'm just saying that you're giving us this lesson. It's
he's saying sexism. Does that play here? I'm saying it
could be, yeah, because we can call boys ugly.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
If you said it about women, we'd be like, that's terrible,
going like angular facial structures, beady eyes, untidy here and
lankier than your typical Hollywood buff men. Yeah, into Timothy
Shalla May We're all going Stuart, He's not a whole boy,

(01:25:43):
he's just a just a rat. Yeah. Somehow it's just
we're hypnotized.

Speaker 9 (01:25:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
I mean Jamie Allen White on the beer is hot. Yeah,
and I know what you mean when you're like, you know,
not a typically handsome face. And yet somehow I would have.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Thought he's out of all the celebrities said would be
the most I mean May.

Speaker 2 (01:26:08):
As well, Yeah, shamelam bingam Man, they're five ruthless. That's
so ruthless. But this is what they're calling them, surely
not to their face.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
This is why celebrities, don't you know, you hear celebrities
I don't like each Shearan was, I don't have a phone.
I haven't had a phone since twenty fifteen, which is
I'm guessing fine for him because he's got people around
him that can be like, hey, you've got this, and
they've got phones and stuff, but you couldn't live online.

Speaker 7 (01:26:29):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Let you always hear celebrities and interviews that I haven't
seen that tree and or I don't know about that,
because literally they cannot be online for this very reason.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Yeah, they'd be scrolling and seasoning.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Mean Maddie. Heay, they're saying hot roadom man. Yeah. Who
is Josh O'Connor. He's an actor, a British actor. He strutter,
looks like a rat, looks like a rat, and everyone's
just like, he's so hot, right, I don't disagree.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Okay, So you're saying, change our jaw structure, grow the hero.

Speaker 1 (01:26:59):
Out, beat the eyes, beat the eyes, laws muscle, noresome cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Nor someome cheese, and suddenly everyone in the wild will
think you're a hot hot boy, a hot hot road,
hot road of man man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
She to me from Rada to her who did the
hard yards, laid the foundation, the foundations for hot road
of men.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
See see you later. Actually, I don't have to stop
you there.

Speaker 3 (01:27:21):
That's copyrighted.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
She's a very good friend of mine.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
She's already sued me twice. If you could maybe get
her to drop her lintigious action, that would be great.
Tell her I'll review her five stars.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
If she does the same for this pot yeah yeah,
And then she tells all her friends and.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
If you're listening, maybe give it give it five stars
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:27:38):
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