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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast network, the Fleshborne and Haley Big Pod.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch, Morn
and Hailey. Two minutes past six.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm absolutely delighted to be here, and I mean that
was full Sinceerria.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
You're not tired, I'm actually not late night.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
I'm on seven days tonight. Tune in seven thirty on
three that film last night, film last night.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I feel full of beans actually, oh good, and a
lovely sleep. But we're going to talk about my sleep
later on the show, though interrupt it rudely.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, And I haven't spoken to Aaron this morning as
to how much he was aware of Right five on
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to play the top six on the way. Yeah, signs
your banana maybe paramilitary explain well, there is an investigation
ongoing that one of the world's largest banana suppliers has
been funding military. Get the bananas has been funding the
military sort of a paramilitary situation, like why to protect
(01:19):
their bananas or something, a banana protection racket. I guess
that's part of it, right, you want you want your
bananas protected. And then if they're doing that and they're
using some of the money, you're paying them to do
other stuff. Right, So when we're buying a nanis, oh god,
that's the whole thing. We'll get into that. It's because
the United Self Defense Forces of Columbia, Yeah, was designated
(01:41):
but as a terrorist organization by the US right, Oh,
dear right, So we could have some paramilitary bananas we
could and our supermarket Okay, In fact, what's my bananas? Though?
If you always have a banana every day, don't you
probably half black? It's a banita banana. Oh, that's that's lovely.
(02:01):
So that's not in the military. That banana to get
you a little casey bananas. I had one once. I know,
it's just because they get so bring around and then
once a month it explodes in your back and you
have to wash your back a banana case. But sometimes
they don't fat, no, they don't fit and sometimes that
(02:22):
too curvy or that too straight, and then you've got
to like wrangle the banana in there. I love a
nice straight one, yes, same. I don't like too much
of a curve. I like a curved banana. It depends
which way it's curving, you know, Okay, I think it's
curving too. Pretty great weight. We're talking about bananas now.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Or who was talking about bananas?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh silly me? Next on the show, confirm it is
not a penis giant? How liable for funding paramilitaries? We
were literally talking about bananas at that stage of the conversation.
And Haley, there is a mass, I said, a department.
(03:03):
It's called company's house.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's like where you register businesses in the UK.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Right, And they.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Release a list of seven hundred and sixty one, all
of which, I will say, now names that we're given
the uh, well, we're basically told you can't have that
name as your business name because it's too offensive, like
it's silly or it can swear words names such as
crappy nappy.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Will there be a nappy company? I'd assume, so that's funny.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Get a sense of human The bell End Motor Company,
the go if yourself club.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Okay, there's do we have this in New Zealand? Like sure,
when you register a business there's like a some kind
of committee that's like yes, night, I do believe.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
So you couldn't because you couldn't just you know, yeah,
drops swears in that are also denied.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Bastard's Bistro.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
The cush puppy, right, I mean like drugs, Yeah, push cush.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Cush is a slang term. I don't know. We're not
cool enough. Ifing And when I say iffing, it's the
whole wood. Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
If in Great Portraits Limited that was given that was
given a no. Someone got told no to start the
company Grumpy Old Git Gardening Limited.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I like that. Even a company called Lord of the Bins. Oh,
I like that.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And they've got a lot of signage and then they
were like, oh.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
You can't use there. Yeah, too close to copyright. Yeah huh.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I could tell that. My parents hated me. My bath
toys were a toaster and a radio.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Limited. That's too long. That's it's way too long. It's
not going on a sign or a business card.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
There was a company that had nothing to do with this,
but it was called the Immigration and Visa Services UK Limited.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Okay, someone just read it as a.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Business and they're like that you're going to be a scammer. Yeah,
the mind effort, the slutty pizza company Doggie Style Limited.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Now you mentioned that seeing Doggy Sole Limited on a
van for dog groomers somewhere in news. Okay, just this
is coming up with a Facebook. Yeah, this is a
competitively pricing convenient located in Golf Harbor, private grooming strut studio,
musing Alan, I don't want anyone to think I go
to Golf Harbor.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
The men's grooming clinic was also denied. Okay, I guess
because it's too close to grooming as.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
A sexual sexual grooming that's where because groomed. Yeah, dog grooming.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Drug related names shroom Room which I like Colin bakes
dope responsibly and Medical Cannabis Clinic UK which I don't
know if that's next to the UK banned as well.
So they, I mean they feels like they and there's
other other advertising agencies have come out and been like wow,
you know, the British have a great sense of humor.
(06:04):
Some of these probably don't need to be banned, like
shroom Room or crappy neckt Yeah, ones of swear words.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
It makes sense.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
But yeah, I love a little part. I love a
punny business name. We actually did that as a phone
not too long ago, your punny business names.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
So there I found a list of in the company's
register in New Zealand company's office. There's names protected by legislation.
So you can't have any of these in your business
name it be racist. Well no, it's all stuff like
acc on, zach a, tear center, bank, banker, boy, scout, Brownie,
(06:39):
oh wow, stuff like that. There's just a massive list.
Eagle Owl. You can't have a business called eagle Owl
because it's protected for some reason. So you can have
a business with Governor General in it or the Greyhound
Racing Association.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Oh so there's sort of like established names. Yeah yeah,
almost like.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
And then of course you've got names that are like
can't be be righted or trademark Yeah yeah, yeah. I
can't see anything that about rules about you know, swear
words and business naughtiness. Well maybe we've just got a
better sense of humor.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
I mean, surely at some point if you had a
company called the F and Great Framing Company and you
were put of framers and on your side a seat
if you see k.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, surely, or like al Kaider hair Studio, like I
don't know, you call your hear studio that isis ice bags,
you know or something like that. Yeah, I mean that's
other conditions. So you're not allowed to have a name.
Its offensive, obscene, contrary to public policy either you go
likely to cause offense be a New Zealand. So you
(07:42):
got to sneak one past you like us trying to
figure out Oh my god, the fact that we didn't
get it at Yeah, that took us a while, didn't
it you. Yeah, we're slow. Next on the show, we
said goodbye to one of our friends yesterday left the country, Toddy.
We did and not the only one. A record number
(08:02):
of Kiwi's leaving New Zealand. The stats next play Fletchborne
and Hailey. A record number of New Zealanders or people
have left New Zealand in the last year. I met
our friend Tony just left last night, didn't he see?
See if we here enjoy just go enjoy paying that?
(08:22):
How how much percent is it on your student alone
when you leave New Zealand? Enjoy that? Her latest on
that seven percent? Still I don't know, I don't know
it astronomical. Yeah, well, a net fifty six thousand New
Zealand citizens left in the year to April, and that's
an annual record for the country, which beat forty four
thousand and a year in twenty twelve, which was that
(08:47):
the last time, like it was like everything was really
expensive and do you I can't remember. No, I mean
everything's always been expense Everything's always been expensive. Yeah, there's
ever been a time where everyone's like, man, stuff's cheap. Migrant,
this is the place to be. Migrant arrivals have risen
twenty five percent over the last year, although the number
(09:08):
of departures from New Zealand is up by a third.
There were one hundred and thirty thousand migrant departures and April.
So is that people that moved here and then just
go to Australia because everyone just comes here and then
goes to Wazzi, right, yeah, I guess so yeah, Okay, no,
I mean that's everybody leaving. But it says migrant departures. Yeah,
(09:29):
they're migrating overseas, right, Yeah. From what I can say,
include New Zealand citizens and New Zealand citizens and other
people who I lived here and then moved on. Yeah,
the overall net game was ninety eight and a half
thousand mics. So we're still up. Yeah right, Yeah, welcome everyone. Hey,
you guess it makes the line as well. New listeners
(09:51):
makes the line short, it doesn't it. We're still up,
We're still last. Were still going to be a bit
different accent. I have to open up another couple of checkouts.
It's a record amount of people leaving, but still a
record amount of people are as if we're losing heaps
but gaining still gaining more, what country is losing? Yes,
(10:11):
someone's got to be someone's got to be a birth.
I think they're just birthing a lot more. You think
I'm doing My birth rates were down. I'm doing my
bit maybe in New Zealand, yes, but you're doing your
bit and it's my honor. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
I don't know why we're talking about my charity work already,
but my you do a lot contribution, yeap. My charity
to the world is not as abstaining from getting pregnant.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Staining getting pregnant. That's the world's already under precious. So
you don't want to add more to the natural resource.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
So I'd be another if I could, but I'm making
that choice on behalf of.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
The Planetaria going down dropping population rejected given their current rates, Lithuania,
lat Via, Ukraine, Serbia. I mean you've got a lot
of Soviet states in here. Yeah, Croatias down eighteen percent,
it's down sixteen. Then you get into Japan because of it,
(11:10):
it's got an aging population and young Japanese aren't breeding well.
They I just aren't doing anything.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
I know.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
They just work and then go home and sit by
themselves quietly and eat like wild cats. You know, they
have hates of cat. Can't watch about a hint? I
have a kit cat? Yeah? Yeah to me? Oh my god,
what I want to say? Romania, Greece, Estonia, Hungary, Poland, Georgia,
and Portugal. Population's dropping. What is it? Does it have? Ol? No,
(11:40):
we're not on the list that we're twenty countries with
the fastest population decline. Okay, all right, yeah, fertility lots
of fertility rates considered lower on those ex Soviet states, right,
little the nuclear form little all over flits from the
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Panoramics z N think tank. This is the top six
h on that's right? All wait, yeah, no, one of
them I wasn't happy with. So I just have good
reade quality quality here on the show. Every day. We
never put anything up that we wouldn't be proud of. Ever.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Ever, it goes through about four different filter systems before
you hear.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
It, including what we're going to talk about next in
the show. Where'd you do it? Very proud of our
upcoming phone out, Where'd you do it? I'm proud of it.
Where did you do it? Where'd you do it? This
is Hayley's idea. By the way, if there are any complaints.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
We don't usually take a lot of calls in the
six o'clock hour, and I thought, you know what.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Where'd you do it? Where'd you do it? That's a
great six o'clock before the kids are in the We'll
explain why soon.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
It's not just rogue. I don't want to just know
where people are doing it.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
There's a reason. There's substance. Stay tuned at Court in
the United States of America has found multinational fruit company
Chicky bar Brands International, are liabel for financing then poweramilitary group.
The group called the United Self Defense Forces of Columbia
the ua AUC. You heard of them on your trips
to Columbia on your radar, because what's the real fark?
(13:11):
That's far c What are the stand force something Armed
Summer Columbia, Federal the Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia. So
it's more of a rah. It's a people's army. Yeah,
the People's Army of Colombia. It was designated by the
US as a terrorist organization at Chiquita has been ordered
(13:34):
to pay US thirty eight point three million dollars and
damages to families. But you might be thinking, oh, what
happened to these families? Are their family members were tortured
and killed? So it's not like they just stole their
car or blew up a shed. It's actually they went
through some heroin ship. So by the top six signs
your banana are Chiquita banana is a paramilitary banana. Okay,
(13:56):
number six on the list your bunch of bananas. When
it comes to operations and military operations, Yeah, they always
want to split and it has to be done on
a Sunday. I see okay, I see what you did there.
I see what you did there. Yeah, number on the
list of the topic signs your bananas are paramilitary bananas.
(14:18):
There's one, and he won't make any courageous moves because
he's yellow, because he's what he's yellow? Okay, because he's
coward of cowardice is yellow. The color of bananas also yellow.
He won't make any courageous cowardice was yellow. I knew
green was envy. What's the matter with your boy? Yellow bellied? Okay?
(14:41):
Make any sense? It does now? Yeah? Cowardice is yellow? Yeah? Okay?
How did that get through the four filters? I think, what?
How do you not get there? I get it, But
I'm just like, you won't make any courageous moves because
he's yellow. What's roll with you?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
I thought you were trying to say he won't make
any courageous moves because he's mellow.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You're familiar with mellow yellow nineteen sixty in the nineteen
eighties drink, but you're not familiar with nice color of
cowardice being yellow. Okay, I'll just move on there. Number
four and the last of the top six signs your
bananas in the paramilitary, and when they retire from the paramilitary,
(15:22):
their homes are either cakes or muffins. A banana cake. Yes,
what you do with bananas? Yes, you do? You do it.
I feel like I'm having to explain too much of this. No,
we get it, you got it, we get it all,
I get it, Okay. Number three on the least of
the top six signs, your bananas are in the paramilitary.
You go to the bowl and all the bananas have
(15:43):
banana bandanas up over their face. A banana dinna. Okay, okay,
they put them up on their face. You can't recommend
because of the paramelts like a band like a bandana,
except there a banana. So you go down na dinna, banana, dana, banana, dinna,
all right. Number two on the less of the top
six size, You're bananas are in the power paramilitary. And
(16:04):
your bunch of bananas of five, Yeah, you've got a
banana that's the leader. One that's the explosive experts, a
sniper banana, a tactician, and an all around survivalist banana. Yeah,
makes them a successful bunch. Yeah. What if there's six
just one's just a banana. One's my mad man cat
right yeah yeah, the rogue yeah yeah, and numb one
(16:28):
and the less of the top sex signs. Your bananas
are in the military. The banana's got a gun that
goes that you're good. Yeah, that was good. But when
it comes to operations, they always wanted to split. It
(16:50):
has to be on a Sunday. I would have left
that at there's another sex that's today's sub sex play play.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
Do not ask me why this was a study, and
I just have absolutely no idea. Who in the UK
is doing it in their car the most? Really, who's
doing it people People that still.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Live at home or they can't go back to their
place because a girlfriends there. Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Yeah, so overall about fifty percent, so almost sixty percent
of the UK population have done it in the car
right the roadside romp Okay, Belfast.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Was the number one car sex gampel in the UK.
Okay the Irish. Yeah, the Irish, particularly Belfast, more known
for its car bombs and its car bangs. Well yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Why this why this study happened, but particularly the Irish
doing it in the car in airport, car park?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Quick, how do you do before you go? You can't
wait to get home after you've picked them up or
we drop them for a while. Yeah okay. In Edinburgh,
twenty four percent of people that had done it in
the car doing themselves getting back to the car park
thing at Auckland the airport, they'll be charging you literally
per minute, it'll be tens of dollars. Could you do it?
(18:30):
Drop off sign that's you pick up drop off. But
you're only allowed there for a couple of minutes. But
that might be enough. Sometimes sometimes it's even better. One
too big, Yeah, car stuff. I think you're going to
say you're too stingy to have airport. Oh you're not
paying for that. He's doing the drop I'll just do it.
I'll just park out and want the industrial are and
wait for you to tell me you're coming through there
(18:52):
out Yeah, yeah, you up. I'm not paying for a
car park just to come into it. Can't go into
the airport arrival. So the Scots, the.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
The Pudlians, Manchester, Birmingham absolutely loving doing in the car. Lastly, London,
fifteen percent of Londoners sexually act of Londoners of course,
have admitted to getting down and dirty while in a
traffic jam.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Oh that's congestion. What in a car? All the way?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Part of this study is about the fines for the
Dangerous and Careless Driving Act of nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Right, So, you can get a lot of fus in
a car while it's moving in a traffic jam. Bizarre.
Now have you ever done in the car? No, haven't
you bullshit? There is b s. I have only ever
done missionary in bedroom while trying to conceive children as good.
(19:52):
You're doing one thing wrong. Yeah no, I want to
line up apart from one. Why I haven't yet been Okay, God,
this makes so much sense after all these years that
you never became a father. You've just been doing it
all wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Mate, I have, but not for years. And you think
you're big. Yeah, yeah, no, who.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Surely know what? Aaron? What sort of transit? Nineteen ninety two? Tiny? Ridiculous?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
My first car? It're good for us, you know, couldn't
be stopped anyway. This is what has sparked my six
o'clock our phoner. Where have you done it?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Like publicly? Just like outside of the okay, I did
it on the roof of a hostel. Is the roof
of the Metzvish Mirage?
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
No, no, no, no, would have the roof of a hostel.
When I was in London studying at the Globe Theater.
We got caught, It got caught. Yeah what happened. Oh
they hurt us. They're like, why up on the roof? Okay, yeah, anyway,
what is that noise through yonder window breaks? Dose Haley
for she screamed in middle organst anyway, all right, so
(21:02):
you want to hear some art and calls, you want
to hear some messages. People are already text again, and
I'm sure it's probably going to be more texting. What
carperty showers? I've heard city, I've heard city fitty. What's
all those fitties? They're all fitty? Wow, all fitty in
the city.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
So the.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Horned up? Okays one hundred dance at number you can
give us. You can give us a text nine sex
nine sack. That's right. Have you done it? You done it?
Who'd you've done it? Would you do done it? Let
us know where you've done you do play and Haley? Okay,
(21:45):
twelve twelve minutes away from seven? You absolute horn dogs?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Can we have some respect for the New Zealand's National
Museum plas so.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
A study out of the UK has found a lot
of a lot of brats have done it in a car.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
London is guilty for doing it in a traffic chair in.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Traffic is it because like the weather over there so
miserable that you can't see the car, dark traffic, you
can't really see anyway. So we want to know from you.
This morning I went hundred dance any this is great brackets.
We have some outrageous texts. I love these hate good
morning whereabouts about a.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Good morning at the top of Sanson Gully, top of.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Transmission Gully mid construction or are we talking? You know
now it's a busy, thriving motorway.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Well while construction. But all the workers were there.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Right, so you just like that, let's just pull over here.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Well, I wanted to see what Transmission Gully looks like
while they were building it. So I put on like
a little worker there. I had like a little hard
had had to presume I work there.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Wait, you were just you were very tough, and so
how did you do it? Did you take your partner
or did you just find a worker up there and
share that it was one of my time? Oh yeah,
we love those the intention? Or did you get up
there and civil engineering horned you up so much you
simply must have it? Oh he set the scene.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
We went and looked at some goats. It was he
let me drive the You.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I love that big fan of civil engineering and goats
and high verse And now when you drive Transmission Gully,
is it just fond memories?
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (23:38):
I think about it.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
Every time I drive that road, like every day, and
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Oh, thank right, I love this so much, so much
for sharing Kimberley whereabouts in public.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
On a walking over bridge out above the motorway.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Watch motorway which one was like the southern going well
motorway out sorted by east o God so not like quiet,
so very busy. Wait what time of the day. What
time of the day, like six o'clock at night? Repeat,
(24:20):
rush hour, rush hour? You're walking, you're walking over there
with someone ordered you sit out and you're like, let's
go do it on an overbridge.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
No, I have no idea how it came about, but yeah,
it was just like, hey, let's do this.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
And maybe it's just a civil.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Engineering just horns people up motorways in traffic. Let's hit
some of these text messages because there are some wild messages.
Where did you do it that wasn't outside the home
to Papa? What? Multiple messages about tip up our National museum.
Someone just straight up said tip Pappa. Someone else said,
(25:00):
I once had a very informative trip to the downstairs
bathrooms at Tip? Is it because the earthquake house gets
you juggling and horn horn horning? You know? Like do
you get a bit horn in these places? Someone did
it in the gondol, What in the gondola top of
Pigeon Mountain? In a car at the beach Carping Park Beach,
(25:22):
I'm a little bit. Did you hear va missionary? And
all of these places better of their missionary? And on
a hill by New Chum's Beach, someone said, I lost
my virginity a my science teachers trampoline with her daughter.
She caught us, to be honest, she told you how
to do it. She was your isn't it? Do I
(25:44):
get an A plus for biology? Shout out to the
changing room bandits.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Oh my god, chant on changing room cuting on, got
the burger king toilets, the playground in Eastbourne, the big slide, Hey,
do you know the one?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
And I we must know what it is about that
gets people going. It'll be the sulfur or somebody said,
my wife and I did it at the rot azorb
changing room once ten out of jam out a great
time would again in this but before or after sorbing,
because you come out, if you get the water in
the zorbi, you come out and you're all like, yeah,
is it because you feel it's because you birth yourself
(26:20):
out of the whole of the zorb. Someone did it
at Kerosene Creek and Road just out of got An.
In fiction, I was going to say I wouldn't be
doing it the times Great short term, Great long term.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
Infection plays Flitchborne and Hailey open up.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
A real can of worms here, guys, horn dog listeners, where'd.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
You do it? That's what we're doing right now. Yeah.
The revelation that a lot of breads have have done
it in the car in traffic jams. Wow, you're really
making that can't be right. How on the tram at
motach now, how that's always that's always got a driver?
(26:59):
Is an old tram in motat That doesn't mean like
here's an example of a tram or ding ding? Yeah,
after hours worth? Okay, there are some wild messages you
have delivered New Zealand. Do you know this one is wild?
In Ken's we swam out in the sea and held
(27:20):
onto the shark net off the coast and did it
holding onto the shark net? Danger thrill? Is that a
thrill of a thrill? Bang, the shark might come butt
off my danger man. Yeah, damn quickly before a shark
hits us. Sanger man at the basis of a glacier
near the end of the rob Roy Glacier Trail near Wanaka.
My goodness, me, we've heard more about the Waikettia prison. Yeap.
(27:43):
I was seeing a hot builder and it was managing
a build at Waikia before it got burned down in
the riot. Yeap. So, I mean, god, you know how
your dad's always like built that house, built that imagine
the night that was on the news. Built. Now that
burned it down. So it took a little detour and
visited him, and he showed me around the construction side,
and I took them back to the construction of was
dropped the blinds. We we had a prison. Bang, that's hot.
(28:04):
Here's my husband. Now that is hot. That's so hot.
Very rainbows end. We're at rainbow's end. There was hand
that rainbow kind of magic.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Yeah, rainbows end, that's rainbow magic.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Great fire. There was rumors of hand stuff on the
log floor. You could there was always hands stuff on
the log. Yeah when you straight waddle, Yeah, there have
to like reach around, but you couldn't. You couldn't lay
down and unicate as God intended floor. You'd simply want
(28:45):
to finish before the log dropped over the side into
the downhill position. Oh it was. It was at their
hands in there. Wow. Someone said it was the old
tram parked up on display. So it was on. It
was on a tram but motap but it wasn't moving
(29:08):
some hand stuff on a hydrot slade at water World
in Hamilton to go down to at a time and
there and then around and yeahs of water stuff. It
was insane. Oh private spas yeah, we all know we
(29:29):
take your own chlorine there. But yeah, when I go
to a lovely pool with a vista which is booked
for an hour, dropping all drop on a scoopa chlor
you've got chlorine tablat Yeah okay. Shout out to New
Zealand Big three gondolas, how Skyline Gondola in Queenstown Skyline
(29:49):
Gondola and Rode Through and the christ Church Gondola all
getting mentioned getting mentioned, how at nighttime must be, must
be and shout out you ski tour of the Akro Harbor. Now,
what how are you doing it on a jet ski,
especially a tour you've been led by someone? Was you like,
go ahead, okay, we'll catch up wild um you know
(30:12):
that tip upper inside the old kid's area in the
tree thing, then outside on the bench seat by the
waters on the water side of what do you do it?
It's like literally people always out there walking. Myself and
my partner of made love under the one one and
you plumouth beautiful there and so did a ship there.
(30:35):
Now we've run out of time, but as would we
overflow into a podcast, you have enough.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
They're sort of all following a theme. I don't know
that we need to. I think this is just for
our early early morning listeners. This was just a little
treat for them.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
What a treat it was. Honestly, you've really opened our
eyes out in a city, basket, gym, locker room, park,
elevator car. Can I say also as well, apologies to Jesus.
Quite a lot of people doing it in church church
(31:11):
multiple mentions of churches play play which Vawn and Hailey
Nwbrin I saw on Instagram stories last night. You brought
a lawnmower. Yesterday.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
I did a never felt more like a man than
buying a Lawnmark on a Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
This is hot mask from you. I know, this is
one thing I wanted to be when I go. It's
not a Ryobi? Is it? It's a ryo?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
Is embarrassing about that? There's nothing more manly than a little.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
You might as well be an off.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
I will say, we started with Ryo, we we had it.
We've got to Riobi weed wacker.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
It's fine. I'm just trying to make him feel well.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Well, I always wanted I've always wanted to be now
for male. Yeah, it's kind of hard because I've got
soft fingers, you know, and I'm terrible at a poetry
slams got fingers?
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Have you mowed the lord? Did you take it right home?
Speaker 3 (32:12):
To? The grass is wet and it's meant to be
heavy rain for the next three days, so I can't
use So.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Why did you buy it yesterday? You've got to buy
it on a date to take home and use it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Well, I went to Barnings and I was just browsing,
and then I was like, I'm going to buy that lawnmark.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
Well, you didn't even go with the intention of buying
a lawn I needed.
Speaker 3 (32:27):
To shop around, Yeah, no, to shop around, No no,
But I bought it and I was up with Ryobi products.
I was having trouble maneuvering the trolley in a straight line.
Fletch knows all about that, lobbly whe lobbly wheels.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Wait, why why did you put the lawnmower in a trolley?
It's in the south, it's a trolley, but it's in
a box.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Oh, right, in a box. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:52):
And then my manhood was taken away from me when
this little Asian man came over and helped put it.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
In the car. Could you not lift it in? No? No,
He's like, come on, bro, lift it. Encouraging words, straight
bed knees.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
So you've got a lawnmower. Now, this is fantastic. How
much lawn do you have? Though? Oh there's a bit
of a bit of space.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
The berm in an argument with the counsel at the
moment because it's actually a bus stop outside our house.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
They should it, but you know they should. You've capitulated,
you've given it, and you're going to moll it. I
am you have to. I might actually started to start
a side hustle. Just my lawns. Okay, how will you
get extinction cord to get that? Brice burns by Bread
and Britain. But you've got to have a low extension cord. Yeah,
(33:43):
you will be paying for the power over here. How
will you get the lawnmower back in your car because
you can't lift it in. I need to hire this
little Asian man from Bunning. Yeah, in a small Asian sidekirk. Yeah,
it sounds like Jim's mowing. Yeah, Britain's sneak and they're
(34:03):
on a technical We'll keep us updated. Let us know
how your lorn your lordmind goes.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
When the range nice would ever look at the weather
and Austin.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
It's gonna heave for the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No, no, no, no, sat do you might be right
over the weekend you might have a bit of you
be soggy.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
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Do you chount to when some cash is coming up?
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Speaker 1 (34:30):
Next though, we want to talk about a moment a
woman suffered on a plane and it's a moment I reckon.
Most women have.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Experienced plays fledgable and Haley.
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Oh Maya, Maya, Maya, Maya, We've all been there.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
A woman her name is Maya.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
She shares her life on TikTok and she shared a
video over south that she took in the tiny little
bathroom space a border plane.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Okay, and she was like, look.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
At my cute outfit. How cute do I look? And
it's like like a pink hoodie with pink track pants.
She looks all sweet, She's like jokes. Turns around. Now
she has obviously rather unexpectedly begun her.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Menstrual cycle on the plane. It has gone right on through. Oh,
the andiesh and the track pants.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
And she didn't realize until she was like in the bathroom,
washed her hands, turned around to be like, cute outfit check, no, no, no,
So now she's in the bathroom. Here's the questions that
are running through my head to find in Maya's position.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Who saw, yeah, who saw on the way to the plane?
Speaker 1 (35:38):
How long it's a light pink tracksuit by the way, yeah,
how long has that been there? What's the state of
the seat when I return? How am I getting out
of here, and what am I doing about this long term?
Because you could yeah, you can maybe ask a flight
attendant for some sanitary items, but the pants are gonna
need to be.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Yeah, and if you don't have your carry on like
on you know, the over here with out the clothes,
your screw and.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
It's not a subtle patch, right, it's it's really it's
very noticeable around you.
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah. Yeah, that's her only option. But I was like,
are you taking off your pants, getting them in the sink,
cleaning it, putting them on? We I don't know, Oh yeah, close.
The undies are going in the bin, that's for sure.
So now you just see it just stuck there.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
And now this is this would have happened to women
since the beginning of time. It's definitely happened to me.
I can't remember when. Not for years though. When I
was like younger, I think, and I don't think. My
best friend was like he's like sat in something. I
was like, oh no, You're like, oh no, oh yeah,
(36:51):
but never like in a mortifying way. I have seen
a woman at a shop and I told her.
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Did you she would have been grateful. You have to
you just to be like, oh my god, darling, I
think you might have got your period. And she'd be like,
oh my god, when you were working at the shop.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
No, no, no no, when I was just like at a shop,
when I was out and about, And what.
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Did she say? Was she grateful? Yeah? Hell you need
you just take your top off, parst the entire thing
around your waist. But what if you don't have a thing,
you was going to go anywhere, go to the House
of g and pick up a cheap cardiganin you would
be literally like yeh bee lining for a kmart for
a quick little cheap hoodie or something.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Yeah, and a new set of pair just the whole lot. Anyway,
because I know that so many people would have been
through this before, we want to know when did you
get your period at a bad time?
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Maybe it like came through the.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Clothes, like with this woman here and you're in a
position where you can't.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Change it, or in the middle of something like important
or big.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
My friend got her period on her wedding day when
she was already in the white dress and everything, but
luckily it didn't she like caught it when she went
to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
But imagine, yeah, you're like walking down the aisle.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah, imagine, well maybe you know, maybe you didn't know
until it was too late.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
When you're in the midst of a little rompty pompty.
Have you hurt yourself? No? No, okay, what's happened here? Okay?
Well you want you want to take some calls? I
do want to get some calls. Eight hundred dollars at
him textor nine six nine sex.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Oh my god, they're already coming through. When did you
get your period at a bad time?
Speaker 2 (38:24):
This feels cathartic in a lot of ways.
Speaker 1 (38:27):
There is a woman who shared she was on a plane,
a long haul flight, got to the bathroom, did a
quick outfit check, and she has bled through with a
little surprise period. And so we want to know when
you got your period at the worst time?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
And oh, my god, some human, My god, mortifying it is.
Let's go to anonymous, Anonymous, what happened?
Speaker 6 (38:49):
I got so mortified telling the story?
Speaker 2 (38:52):
Tell it here and you're in good company.
Speaker 6 (38:54):
Okay, many years ago I.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Had good for you. You disgusting, I was, I was.
Speaker 6 (39:06):
I quite liked him too. And he got up in
the morning and he went to have a shower, and
I got I was going to go to a little something
and I pulled factor my cover and like a murderty
oh my god, side I died And I quickly put
my clothes on and I probably my cover back over
(39:28):
and I'm going there.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
Oh wait, and I'm playing away from home? And did
you like block him? Change your name? Move cities, guys?
Speaker 6 (39:40):
This was like nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Okay, And did you know, Anonymous, you are going to
love this online too. We have from nineteen ninety eight
one night stand. I don't even remember his name, and
someone's just messaged and are you from ash Burton? By chance? No? No,
(40:05):
just imagine so did you you never talked to him again?
Never saw him?
Speaker 6 (40:10):
Well, I'm trying to remember because I was. I was
living in Sydney and this was in a pretty small place.
So the chances are I feel like.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I'm yeah, no, probably would have needed a mattress. Yeah,
I think you were sharing that because I mean, he
isn't it?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
It is also so funny. I'm sorry to laugh at
your pain, but it's so funny, Anonymous. Thank you sad
what happened?
Speaker 8 (40:42):
We would go on like a tour guys across the
Golden gate Bridge when I was like fourteen, and my
brother was behind me, and I got one perious halfway
through it, and my brother was like nine at the
time to start screaming, call the ambulance.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
So I don't read to get stabbed. Not And and
that's such an iconic like place you always said on
TV shows and movies? Does it always every time you
see that image of the gold and Gay Bridge, remind
(41:20):
you of that?
Speaker 8 (41:21):
Oh god, I never never go.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Back to.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Credits the full House or fuller House. Amazing, Sadie, Thank
you for sharing. Andrea, when did it come at the
worst moment?
Speaker 9 (41:42):
Cooler?
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Yes, welcome us. What a way to have you joined us.
Speaker 4 (41:48):
I know.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
So I'm a primary school teacher and got my period
during the first morning block and could feel that I
definitely bled right through my hand.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
The woman we know, we know when it happened.
Speaker 6 (42:03):
So I was doing some very strategic movements around the
classroom to avoid any of the kids seeing what's of
twirling and swirling around.
Speaker 4 (42:11):
I couldn't see.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
We're doing dancing today.
Speaker 6 (42:15):
And then as soon as that morning tea bell rang,
I raced the bathroom, chucked my pants and the saint
gave them a wash, got myself sorted and then went
back to class, and my kids like, miss, why are
your pants were?
Speaker 1 (42:26):
And I was like, oh, some kids stilled yoga all.
Speaker 6 (42:29):
Over the concrete and I sat in it and I
had to wash my pants.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
I mean, we don't encourage lying in this classroom, but yeah,
what you gotta do exactly. Thank you for sharing. Love that.
Some more messages. A girl at school during swimming sports
obviously one of the first periods, and decided to wear
a pad in her togs and when she dived into
the pool, it fell out and floated to the surface.
(42:59):
Terrible time. I guess you've got to move schools.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
You just stop being educated. You just get into the
workforce and just go about your life.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
You go home, you say, Mom and dad, I'm homeschooling now. Yeah. Yeah,
I was at work. I had no idea it had started.
I was wearing my white work pants, lived an hour away,
and still had to pick up my daughter from preschool
on the way home.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
I mean, there's some teics from there was one I
really loved.
Speaker 2 (43:25):
There was a someone, Oh where is it?
Speaker 1 (43:27):
They were performing on stage in a musical and singing
on stage in a white satin nightgown and didn't know
it had started. Luckily, the guy acting opposite me ended
up holding me on stage so I wouldn't turn around
or do any movement and was like, I was like,
what are you doing? Came off stage, figured out why afterwards.
What a life saver.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
There was a few gentlemen really stepping up.
Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, just quickly whipping and jumping around your waist and
these other ones being like.
Speaker 2 (43:52):
Ooh you and to me in a gym class. I
didn't even notice, but it had gone through my uniform
until one of my male classmates just quietly came up
to me and tied my juicey around my waist. And
it's nice, that's a good man. Mama raised the boy. Girl,
Say you're raising that's someone's raised the good man there.
(44:13):
Oh God, I'm traveling. God, this is so good. Read
that on New Zealan. Yeah, traveled on New Zealand. As
I was going to tilt at my bag taped plane
was on an angle. My tamps rolled all the way
down the aisle and there was a rugby team who
started packing them up and bringing them back to me individually, individually,
not handing out the free lollies. Yeah, I had come
(44:38):
off the pill, so I wasn't sure when it was due.
We're flying back from my brother's wedding at chick At
the chicken counter, I got that familiar feeling that every
female will understand. I just had to run to the bathroom.
It was all through my jeans. I could have washed
them in that looking like I whipped my pants. So
I made my husband run around Wellington Airport trying to
buy me a new pair of pants. Wellington Airport, you
got a witchery. Do you know what? When reaching the airport,
(45:00):
it's way too many closed shops three ways. No other
airport has so many close shops, so many they've got.
It's because it's because of the public servants, right, it's
because of the government employees. I need a tie and
I'm going to have to go straight to a meeting
and I don't have a shirt on me or whatever.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yeah, surely that's why quite quite a few teachers messaging
in feeling it happened in front of the class, and
then just.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
So many messages, so many messages, thank you so much
for sharing. Actually felt vulnerable topic, Yeah, really vulnerable. There's
been a cold snap. Someone just messaged in. If you're
talking about the cold snap. You're gonna be talking about
black ice because they're talking about driving. Oh yeah, we're nice.
That's that's something to watch out. Scary, they said. My
(45:47):
partner and I had black eyes on our way to
work in August last year. We're both extremely likely. Five
minutes later, another car came off the road and rolled. Geez,
you gotta watch got to watch black ice. What does
it look like? You can't see it? Right? But yeah,
thing isn't it because the water freezes on the road
and it just you can see through like a good
you know, ice cube of bar. Oh you want to
(46:09):
see through? I go those they take the oxygen out
that when you're crosty. It's like what a trash bar?
You get those weird? Yeah, and they're clear. Yeah, how
do they do? What a man? Well, that's not that's
not it. It's the fact that if you drive with
your windscreen frozen, it's one hundred and fifty dollars fine.
(46:32):
And people just finding this out. People are just finding
this is a skewed vision of traffic, which can be
one hundred and fifty dollars fine. And they can see
you coming because you're kind of hanging out the window
with a little hole you've wiped in the front. Like, yeah,
but I mean just like you don't need to drive
a couple of hundred meter, isn't It just goes because
(46:52):
he doesn't, that's what you think. And sometimes you down
the road and it's still doing that wins skinningcross. I
You're like, this is not good. This is not good.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
We're kind of lucky because when some when winter does
kick him eventually. In Auckland, we get up so early so.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
We're not where I am. There's no one ever on
the roads when.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
I'm leaving, and I've definitely I'll pull the cold water over.
But then it's so fogged and it takes ages for
your car to heat out. The only way to get
the heat is going is to actually like run the car.
Doesn't everybody just get a garage. I've got a garage
full of other stuff. Your pull table, I don't either
get my pull table track. But yeah, I've definitely I've
(47:37):
definitely like taken a little gamble.
Speaker 2 (47:39):
It's cold, you can't be bothered scraping water. A lot
of people of cold water will do the track. A
lot of people have learned that the hard way. So
people just finding out. This is a fine, it's fine worthy.
You have to use boiling water.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
So no, no, no, you have to use boiling water. Put
it straight into the freezer of a crystal clear ice.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah. I'll try this. Okay, I'll try this for your birthday.
I'll try to get some fancy rocks. Thank you, thank you,
that'll be nice. Play Flora, Nailey, Play Hailey, Silly.
Speaker 9 (48:16):
Little Poo, silly littlep It is so silly, silly, silly,
bad silly poo, silly little Sally, little silly little Polly.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
You seen a little Poe today for our bisexual by
curious listeners. Does your partner know? Yes, no, this is juicy?
Fifty one percent very close right fifty one percent said yes,
my partner knows. Forty nine percent said no, my partner
doesn't know. My god, I mean we've all hoked up
(48:52):
with a guy. I just got a girlfriend, now have
we have? That is so wild because just think about
all the phone you could be having, I know, with
your partner.
Speaker 1 (49:06):
But it doesn't necessarily mean if you if you were
with one gender but you also liked another gender, doesn't
mean that.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
You know that like, open it up, so you could
have one of each Yeah, but I can't heard that.
It's the fact that they don't know. So there's this
like you're quind, I mean, are you are these people
repressing it? I don't know? Or was it just an
itch they scratch once or I mean that sort It's fluid,
(49:39):
isn't it If you have told your partner, it's more
than just the it that you had scratched. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
surely it's it's a big itchy buy it. Did you
expect the results to be like this? No, I would
have thought more people would have or like people would
just know. I might just keep it anonymous, Yeah, I
might just give them a letter. Yeah. Anonymous E who's
(50:01):
a female, said yes, it took me fifteen years to
tell him. We've been married for three of those. At
the time, he was amazed about it, but not that surprised, all.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Right, So that maybe this person had dabbled with women,
then ended up with a man and then wasn't sure how.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
To bring up Yeah maybe, and now he's like hot,
who would you hook up with? And can I watch
getting that cheer boy?
Speaker 3 (50:23):
You?
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Uh? Anonymous Jay male RuPaul's drag race gave his friend
for my wife easy one. I don't know what that means.
I don't speak ru Paul, so I don't speak drag race.
Does that make sense to the producers who watched drag Race?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Okay, can you just translate that, please, producers Rue Paul's
drag Race comma gay his friend for my wife hyphen
easy one. Oh sorry, this is a man.
Speaker 7 (50:52):
Yeah, he's saying that he will watch drag Race with her.
He's like her gay best friend. But then they also
get to do more than gast friend.
Speaker 2 (50:59):
So he likes boys as well as his girlfriend. White
la la la la. Why previous girlfriend left me when
she found out? Oh her loss? Anonymous j this is
so juicy. My got if Aaron told me he had
like a bit of the d I'd be like afew
my boy anonymous anonymous b female? Are both myself and
(51:21):
my partner female are bisexual? Oh yeah, so they two
girls who also let the boys. Yeah, celebrating our first
pride together the next week. Rainbow flag rambow flag is waving.
The aircon hits our rainbow flag just right and it
waves all day. You were an ally a year round. Yeah,
We're not just here for one month of the year. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no,
(51:43):
l I this one was like, this is one of
the gayest teams. This is a spicy one. Anonymous female. Yes,
I told him so I can begin my convincing him
to have a My god, what are hard convinced? And
(52:04):
he's like, I don't know. Some guys wouldn't be into
that might not be his anonymous m female. I told
him on our first date, if it was going to
be an issue, then there wouldn't be a second date.
And now we've been dating for four years. Oh wow, okay,
that's good and you get it straight out of the gate. Yeah,
(52:26):
oh yeah, totally, yes, straight away. The longer you leave
it right, the harder it'll be to bring it up.
It's definitely more. I mean, I know we have more
females following us on Instagram, but it's more females admitting
to this and guys, someone's just missa.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
I wonder if men or women are more or less
likely to tell their partner any stats and the gender
breakdown in the post.
Speaker 2 (52:42):
I reckon. I reckon men wouldn't be as open about
it because it's almost like at the moment of a
stigma as well, and cerdainly like more it's kind of females.
It's kind of cooler and more.
Speaker 1 (52:51):
They're more and also lots of celebrities, lots of female celebrities,
you know, flip flopping, straddling the fence.
Speaker 2 (53:01):
Someone said our last message anonymously says from a female.
I didn't know, but since my partner saw this over
my shoulder, I now know. He's by curious and he knows.
Speaker 6 (53:11):
I am.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
Well, this is great. You can open up the relationship
and we've got a yeah, yeah, the whole new world.
I will have had an interesting discussion. Wow, did we
cause a fight last night in someone's relationship? I don't
know about a fight. I could have been just a
health for discussion.
Speaker 1 (53:28):
So you popped up on flich fore hammies, silly little pole. Yeah,
you should discuss that.
Speaker 2 (53:35):
My boyfriend thought he was into boys a little bit.
Just turns out he wasn't really into his ex girlfriend.
That's if you're with a dudglineer. We'll make your question,
won't it? What that sounds like an excuse my relationship?
Or am I gay? How unhappy do you have to
be to question whether or not you're gay? I reckon,
it's time to call it quits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If
(53:57):
you're like, maybe I am gay, but my boy friend's
wife was by my boyfriend's wife. My boyfriends your boyfriend
of a wife, i'd say X wife, say x my
boyfriend's wife or you the guy? The guy is like
my boyfriend who's a man his wife? Oh yeah, okay,
(54:17):
Oh maybe that's a that's a wicked web we weave there.
That is wicked. It is a wicked.
Speaker 1 (54:26):
Fled vorn and I reckon, I've found out what you
are worn, Allen Smith.
Speaker 2 (54:32):
You ripped the mask off. I tell people expose you. Now,
I didn't know this.
Speaker 1 (54:38):
Our personalities are generally made up of five primary factors
openness to experience, conscientiousness, extraversion, agreeableness, and neurotism.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
And then within that you rank.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
I don't actually know, look it up for me, with
each of us ranking load to high for each and
when once you kind of work that out, that's who
you are as a person.
Speaker 2 (55:03):
Worritism is a trait that reflects a person's level of
emotional stability. Oh there you got. Sometimes I can be extroverted,
but then other times very introverted.
Speaker 1 (55:10):
Well, I think I may found both of you. So
if we look at extraversion, being one of these five
primary factors of personality. If you rank high and extraversion,
you are an extrovert like me. Typically focus on the
external world, more optimistic, recharged by socializing, enjoy social interaction.
Speaker 2 (55:28):
Bit march sometimes a bit much aka a bit much,
a little bit much. Other end of that spectrum. Introverts
likely to be quiet.
Speaker 1 (55:36):
Deep thinkers recharge by being alone and learned by observing,
but not necessarily meaning shy. Just like like this, I'm
very seldom introverted. Maybe once a month I need to
have an introverted day. For the rest of the time,
I'm like out, I need to go out. I need
to see people, recharge socially, that kind of stuff. But
then you would look at you two, for example, and
(55:57):
be like, well, you're entertainers.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
You talk for a living.
Speaker 1 (56:00):
That gives confidence, which a lot of people mistake for
being an extrovert.
Speaker 2 (56:04):
But I know, definitely if you vorn and it's socially
you get it's enough for a bit, and you get
enough from you two. Sure every morning we drain his
social by working with him him.
Speaker 1 (56:18):
Yeah, So you may be an ambivert, which is right
in the middle, often known as social introverts. Oh yeah, okay,
exhibit traits of both extroverts and introverts, adapting their behavior
based on a situation. Happy to socialize, but also needs
solitude and rest to recharge and intuitively know inside yourself
(56:41):
that's what I need because I will never know, yeah
that I might need a little moments a new thing,
an ambivert, your kind of it was the term came
about in nineteen twenty three, but they never no one
ever uses it right as part of these personality things,
and they're like, there are more people like this.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
They have the following characteristics.
Speaker 1 (56:58):
Good communication skills as a listener and speaker, because you're
not always being the latter me, for example, you like me,
ability to be a peace maker of conflict occurs.
Speaker 2 (57:14):
I'd agree with that. Leadership and negotiation skills, especially in teams.
I don't like being under team. Compassion and understanding for others.
Speaker 1 (57:26):
So they're saying that now I'm very compassionate. They genuine
they generally, my god, it's such a warm, compassionate.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Guard all that charity you do, which you don't go.
We don't want to bring it up now.
Speaker 1 (57:38):
So they're saying that they reckon ambiverts make up the
majority of the population, but we've only ever focused on
introverted or extroverted.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
So if you've always been like, I don't really know
if that's there's probably not. Yeah, totally. I feel like
you're an ambivert. You've got somebody to call yourself. Now,
where was I and one heavy extrovert? Look at me,
Look at me. Listen to me, Listen to me. It's
time for the anonymous phone and topic. You can make
(58:06):
sense and call us anonymously because what we're about to
talk about, i'd say, juicy details. Yeah, from your workplace
or your former workplaces. Oh yeah, I mean feel free
to do current workplace, I mean general. Will be talking
about general. But the reason for example retail store or restaurant, yes,
I mean popular female fashion chain. We don't need names,
(58:30):
and we don't have the money to back up these claims.
That's right, we can pay them in apples. We've got
one hundred apples, nothing left, ninety eight app you finish yours.
I'm not even a fifth of the way through coron
or my stomach ord he hurts. Anyway.
Speaker 1 (58:47):
The reason we're asking for you to confess or dobbin
your workplaces with the dodgy things that they're up to.
Is because I saw this TikTok and there was a
girl sharing that she used to work in a boutique
clothing store. Now I worked in a bootque clothing store.
Boutique means expensive, high end, small runs, she said. One
(59:07):
of the final straws of the boutique that was.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Taking advantage of me was the fact that a Shean package,
Now we all.
Speaker 1 (59:13):
Know Shean very cheap, fast fashion, fast fashion, drop shipping. Yep,
crap h A A Shean package showed up with twenty
of the same dresses, four small, four medium, four large,
four exiles.
Speaker 2 (59:28):
I texted the owner and was like, what's this.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
The owner text back saying, cut the Shean tags off,
put our tags on, take a picture of you wearing it,
and put on the website.
Speaker 2 (59:36):
Place she said. She ignored the text and was like,
I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
Came back to work the next day to find these
twenty dresses on the rack tag just that.
Speaker 2 (59:50):
Do they sup at the tag? Is it a sewn
in tag? Semon in tag?
Speaker 1 (59:54):
And you can see just this tiny little black bit
of like cotton that's been cut off off.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
But another obliging employer. Do they sew their tag on? Yeah,
then they sew that's bad put there for sale tags on? Ian?
Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Does it?
Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
They say how much they was selling them for. It doesn't.
But I'm telling you, I'm imagining it slowly, like one
hundred pounds and they sold and they were probably bought
for like five five pounds. Yeah, yeah, that's wild dodgy behavior. Yeah.
So and so Shannon had a story as well. And
this is what gave us the idea for this, because
you worked at a restaurant or a bar.
Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
Yeah, restaurant, one of my first restaurants, and they had
a homemade chocolate cake on the dessert menu, most commonly
ordered thing for desserts there. I would watch them come
out of the supermarket packet and be put in a
microwave every night. What they microwaved it, it's hot from
the oven, hot from the oven, and also get rid
(01:00:51):
of the icing. Looking manufactured, it would be more homemade,
and then they would just scoop some cheap ice cream
next to it as well.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Entire cake cost when they brought it from the supermarket
like five.
Speaker 7 (01:01:04):
Probably this was a few years ago, and we would
sell it for over twenty person lie purse life.
Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Okay, that's naughty, that's naughty. Well, this is what we
want to know for our anonymous Yes one naughty, naughty, naughty,
your honor, your honor. Okay, this is what we want
to hear. Stories like this, the naught naughty things that
happened at your work like this, Yeah, and are not
(01:01:32):
completely anonymous. Yeah, a little bit of naughtiness.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
I mean, you know, if it's illegal, we'll try very
hard to keep it extremely anonymous.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
But what is the naughty behavior at your previous workplace?
Stories like this, Well, it's a cheap product that the
public don't know as being sold for like eight or
nine times surprise. Oh yeah, that's wild. It's naughty, is
what it is. Oh eight hundred dance at M give
us a call out for the anonymous phone and topic
texts very nine six nine sex. What is the naughty
(01:02:02):
thing your workplace did? Wow? All we opened up here. Wow,
we opened as a can of worm the anonymous phone
in topic we won't need to get in touch. I
eight one hundred dance at mtex nine six nine six
The naughty things you've done? It at your workplace or
at a former workplace. We're really pulling back the curtain.
Speaker 5 (01:02:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Yeah, well there's a boutique store. This is in Florida,
by the way, a boutique store that was selling like
drop chip Chian dresses for boutique prices, just cutting the
labels off and being like.
Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
And sewing their own boutique labels on.
Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
So people don't know. Yeah, because if Jemima and Jerome
or you know whatever, if you were like super rich
and all you did is shop at boutique stores, you
wouldn't even know about shed right.
Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Of course not.
Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
And you know it's all the same material, It's all
the same you know what I mean, just whether or
not it was designed and made in New Zealand or.
Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
There are just wild messages coming through. Some of these
are so bad. Now we're keeping it anonymous. Anonymous. You
were a hairdresser or are a heir dresser? Yees was
a hair dresser, okay, and so what what was the
naughty thing that your old work dada, and we don't
want any workplace name. Yes, keeping this synonymous.
Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
So, my my old boss is the guy when we'd
run out of hair color in the cellar, my old
boss would go to coin save or the two dollars
shot by two dollars packet of hairde.
Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
And like I'm talking like the.
Speaker 4 (01:03:28):
Whole range, like the whole range.
Speaker 6 (01:03:30):
So we'd stuck up on like twenty of thy different
colors and then use them our clients and.
Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Charge it out over one hundred and eighty dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
Hundred Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
I used some like two dollars shop le coin save
here dye before when I was like sixteen seventeen ys
to die my hair black and Manica was black was black.
But yeah, oh my god, but it's the worsts die
all the same.
Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
No, no, oh okay, not at all. That's bad, And
so customers would have no idea, no idea.
Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
We mixed it out out the back, so they had
literally no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
And did you feel bad doing it or you were
just like oh yeah yeah, And I.
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Brought it up many times, but it was just like, oh,
I just don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Is the Hedris is still operational or have they shut down?
Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
It's funny that you say that they have shut down now,
probably because.
Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Everybod was like, why does it look so bad? Anonymous,
Thank you Jessica. This was at a restaurant. What was
the naughty thing they did?
Speaker 8 (01:04:31):
So I worked at a different restaurant and our bid
food order was like a bed food order was dropped
off to our restaurant, but.
Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
It was for another restaurant.
Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
This restaurant said that they liked to make all their
plaster like it was all homemade, just like.
Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
I dotting from Bedford. And they're the people that supply
all the restaurants, aren't they with food? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
Oh wow, they supplied us the pasta.
Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
We don't have pasta at our restaurant at all.
Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
And yeah, it's somewhere in the mount That's all I'm
going to give away.
Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
That is so because there people and specially people who
are like, oh my god, I love homemade pasta.
Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Jessica, thank you gosh. What was the naughty thing that
happened at your old work?
Speaker 10 (01:05:23):
So when I was back living in the UK many
years ago, one of my first jobs was at a
Chinese restaurant and all the all the chefs and I'm
talking all of the chefs used to smoke every single
minute of the day. Yeah yeah, whilst they were cooking.
Like you would go into the kitchen at times and
you couldn't see the ceiling because of the smoke. The
(01:05:46):
kitchen used to have rats as well, and they never
used to even care about the rats. You'd sometimes see
them crawling out of the cold food story. It was
just disgusting.
Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
I'm glad this is in the UK.
Speaker 10 (01:05:56):
Used to eat the food though.
Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
Yeah, the sicky ash gave it that kind of smoke
that smoked texted smoker. Yeah, lemon, lemon chicken ash clear
smoked Shanghai smoked duck. Josh, thanks and messages in these
are so naughty.
Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Did you see this one? This was this really discussing
one about the pub in the UK.
Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Yeah, worked at a pub in the UK. Each beer
tap had its own individual drip tray. When they would
get full, we put into a pine and leave it
over tap. When the next customer asked what drink, asked
for that drink, we'll just top up the glass out
of the drip trail. No, the drip trayers in the
glass were topping the tap. Ninety five per cent of
customers never noticed. We were told to do. It was
great money saver. It would be kind of flat, it
(01:06:41):
would be not that cold. That's bad. I worked for
a hardware store and they had me cut three the
cords of three pellets of brand new fans of various sizes,
because it was cheaper to write them off than to
pay the store to store them, pay to store them
somewhere they lived. They intentionally brought them outside when they
were raining so that they had water damage. Then I
(01:07:01):
had to cut the cords just to make sure people
couldn't pull them out of the skiff and use them.
That found pretty naughty.
Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
A famous sunglass story I worked out used to get
given sunglasses by the police from lost and Found. The
outlet store would add stickers to them and add them
into the system and try to resell them.
Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
No. See, that's why you shouldn't tend and lost and
found sunglasses. I worked for it. No, no, no, no, no, no,
no no, because it's pretty identifiable. Okay. I used to
work in the food service. Okay, there were a few
naughty things, but I'd say that by far and away,
(01:07:41):
the worst was the bacon and egg pies and keishas
that were told to be made fresh daily were actually
made a month in advance and frozen and cut off
into frosted as we needed them. And when people would
ask for caf decaf or trim milk. Our Barreasta would
just do regular coffee and regular milk, but that the
year go ah, wow, there's so many. My pregnancy craving
(01:08:07):
has been a very specific sort of nine dollar juice
okay from a popular like they're kind of freshly squeezed yum.
Speaker 10 (01:08:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
So I was there one. I got there at the
weekend for my daily fix. I was there early and
I saw the staff filling up the big Wholy juice
dispenserve with is big big bottles of orange carry orange
juice straight from the supermarket. I've been paying nine dollars
for a time when you can get an entire three
leads for three bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
No, I'm like trying to read this and the machine's
just going boom boom booming in.
Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
This is why we need fear go but show I know.
I was working at a butcher shop and one the
guy apparently got a special on pork sausage meat, and
when we got the docket for it, it turned out
that it had been half pork sausage half MDM, which
is animal grade meat. Shut up, No, that's all pretty young. Yeah,
(01:09:03):
if you want, if you want naughty, come and see
how a new townhouse is built priced between four hundred
thousand and a million dollars, and those bad boys are
the cheapest pieces of shit possible in so many years,
they will not be lasting twenty years. I tell you
that's about its house. And someone came for a look
on the roof and the roof wasn't even attached to
the rest of the house. It was just kind of
sat on it. It's a brand new town.
Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
I understand that that's for a lot of people a
good entry point into the market.
Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
But you've got to take a trusted builder to those
new berls. Check them.
Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Yeah, some people are there just ramming them up cowboys.
Oh my god, that naughty workplace.
Speaker 2 (01:09:36):
I think this could be you know what, we could
possibly have to spell over podcasts. This is wild. That's
so bad. There's another one I edit from a London pub.
Thank god.
Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
In London, the manager would put all of the slops
of beer from glasses, glasses of tables and drip trays
and put them back.
Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
In the barrel. Get a special tool to open the barrels.
That is disgusting. Yeah, thank you for your messages. My
friend worked at a cafe.
Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
If the sandwiches were left at the end of the day,
they would take out the meat and reuse it for
the next lot of sandwiches the next day.
Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
No, we don't trust anyone the partner cautbery reuse. Why
were they taking the meat out of the sandwich with
fresh meating or were they taking the meat out of
the sandwiches? You're making a sandwich with that meat, with
yesterday's meat.
Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
I used to work in the bakery and any sweet
stuff that dropped on the floor would go into a
cardboard box. And them men used to make chocolate fudge slice,
you know, the slice of all the bits and.
Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
Oh no, don't say that. Love though we can never
go anywhere or do anything ever again. Well, we'll have
a spell over podcast today. Yeah, play play fact of
the day, Day day, day, day. Do today's fact of
(01:11:09):
the day. It's calendar week and I would like to
thank everybody for the kind and positive feedback. Apart from
these two as that I work with, has just been
a bit underwhelming this week, Are you kidding me? Facts
are plenty about calaries, hard facts about calendars. I have
to dumb it down for these two doo brands. A
(01:11:31):
couple of Doo brands by visiting When can I reuse
this calendar dot com? Oh? Yeah, because the year sinks
up again. When the year sinks up and someone has
made a website. So if you find an old calendar
of let your grandparents, man, this has got a bit
of retro call. When will I be able to use
this again? The dates and the days of the week.
I love? This is great, This is great, great, This
(01:11:53):
is exactly what we wanted for calendar. You dumb to
give people intelligent calendar information.
Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
What about the one with all those seasons, seventy two
seasons you know in the woods.
Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
See like, there's no like mathematical. It's not like every
seven or every ten years. It's all over the shol
It's not consistent. Because if leap years jumps in the mix,
you've got you've got a problem on your hands. So
in twenty twenty four, if you find an old calendar
from the year nineteen twelve, nineteen forty, nineteen sixty eight,
or nineteen ninety six, you can reuse it. Six I
(01:12:27):
don't have one of those somewhere in ninety six hunding
around somewhere. Yeah, nineteen twelve will be harder and if
you want to keep your twenty twenty four calendar, you'll
be able to reuse that in the year twenty fifty two. Okay,
twenty still be here, you can still be alive.
Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
Can you check for because we are releasing a calendar
at the end of the year full of incredibly motivational
quotes from US on Horses.
Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
Twenty twenty five usable a lot of years, because this
is great. Your twenty twenty five calendar will be reusable
in twenty thirty one, twenty forty two, twenty fifty three,
twenty fifty nine, twenty seventy, twenty eighty one, twenty six,
twenty ninety eight. This is great. Maybe was this your
ear leap year? Yeah? That why, that'll be why this
is great.
Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
That'll be why I'm just thinking financially for our motivational
horse calendar.
Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Yeah, So what I year were you born, Hayley? You
were born in nineteen eighty to nine, is it righte
So you could find a calendar from nineteen eighty nine
and actually not for a little while, twenty twenty, twenty
twenty three would have been a year you could have
used the nineteen eighty nine calendar. Well, that's gone, So
(01:13:38):
it's of no use in twenty thirty four. Now, so
in twenty thirty four you'll know whatever day of the
week your birthday was on, that was it? Sunday of
the week was worn, Yeah, Sunday. I was born on
a Saturday. Oh my god, weekend baby? What day were
you born? I don't know. I think a Friday or
Saturday or Sunday. Day of the week was June twenty.
My birthday nineteen forty eat. Wow, very rude. Also weekend
(01:14:07):
freaking friends ruin our mom's weekends coming out the vagina
except for flat she was a cesarean section. The top
at the top came out of the bottom hole. You
came out the boom hoole. No, the bottom the bottom
bottom hole. We're also baby to come. Your mum's pooped
(01:14:29):
them out. And do you guys don't use did you
see h when they say push the baby, the baby
comes out? So if you got to where when can
I reuse this calendar? Dot com? Yeah? Are you able
to find out when your old calendar is? Maybe you
got a favorite old Golden Retriever calendar? For example, I'm
a mall stall, which I'm excited for some you just
end up keeping those. Yeah, you can reuse, You'll be
able to reuse it. The only thing Easter if it's
(01:14:53):
got Easter mark on it, because Easter is of Lunar Queen.
They don't have Queen's birthday on the won't they. Yeah,
and that changes. Yeah, it's always on a Monday. Yeah,
but it's always on the first Monday of June, so
that would be the same and that days are the same.
Speaker 5 (01:15:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
So today's back to the day is when can I
reuse this calendar? Dot com will tell you when you
can re use your old calendars from different years.
Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
Fact of the day, day day day day, do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do Do Doo doo doo doo dooo doo.
Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
And Hailey, I can't sleep in silence.
Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
I usually listen to Brown Noise, But yesterday I got
home kind of lateish and.
Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
Filming seven Days on Tonight, seven thirty on three. Yeah,
and Dame Susan devoce on the show. Is she really Noise? Yeah? Man,
I really, I was impressed by her.
Speaker 1 (01:15:59):
Okay, anyway, so I thought I got home, washed my
makeup off, had a shower, got into bed, and by
that point it was quite late, and I was like,
I need to put something on in my headphones. And
I have been listening to a new audio book in
the World of Erotica, as I have become obsessed this year.
(01:16:19):
So I was listening to this book. And my problem
with this book so far is it's just not getting
steamy enough. I had her on the car as I
was like pulling into the driveway just as steam entered the.
Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Room, and so I was like, okay, oh, now here
it is.
Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
I've got to listen. So I was like, I won't
listen to brown noise. I'll jump into bed. Yeah, and
instead of actually being physically intimate with my partner, I'll
put that in and I'll imagine.
Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
So I put in my headphones to listen to the
steamy escapades of this of this book, and I fell asleep.
Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
No memory of the book whatsoever. Oh what can have
been that steamy?
Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Well, I was just really tired, I think. But anyway,
did the trick right? Like I had a little weak
pack on my bat headphones. I was like, tape me
off to dreamland. All was well until I woke up
at one o'clock. It was like like the sort of
haze and my headphone. One of my headphones had fallen out.
And when my headphones fall out, they stop and then
(01:17:19):
they'll eventually disconnect from my phone so that you don't
just like keep draining the bat ray. But then my
phone was playing the audiobook out loud at one o'clock
in the morning, so three hours since I went to bed.
Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Oh my, it was playing a chunk of book.
Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
So loud in the middle, and Aaron's just like there,
like the phone is between Aaron and I and the
phone's just playing.
Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Between the pillows.
Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Yeah, the book was playing loud smut almost directly into
Aaron's ears wear earphones.
Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
It was just asleep. Oh goodness. Wait, so he also
is subliminally absorbing this for three hours now?
Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
I don't know, because when I left this morning, Oh well,
I sort of was like, oh god, Like I was like,
what's that.
Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
You know, when you wake up, you're like, yeah, what's happening?
Who's talking? There's a gruff loow voice. And I was like,
oh no, no, it's my book. And I turned it
off and he sort of stern and was like, you're good.
And I was like, eh, headphones fell, Yeah, go back
to whatever you were just thinking about. What is the
theme of this book? Uh? He is, see, yeah, this
(01:18:37):
is talk about it and then they have to admit
the embarrassing stuff that they're into. It's nothing, there's not
it's not super trophy. This one. There's not a no
like Mafia.
Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
It's a guy who is an illustrator who makes a
TV show almost I guess, like American Dad or family guy,
like a Corner, a kind of a racy cartoon show.
Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
And he is falling for his best friend's sister. Her
best friends like don't you dear with my but I
want to. I want to just whole half the book
is like, well they won't they right? Okay, so I've
missed three hours off they were winded.
Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
I wonder, because I haven't talked Aaron today, I wonder
how much you heard.
Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
If he was just like what yeah, you know, you
just get home and he's like, what's your biss friend's
sister up to? Just for some reason his drawings have
been making. Yeah, it depends on the scene.
Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
If I walk in and he's like, get in there,
doesn't maybe anyway apologies to if I just still just
sleep with absolute.
Speaker 2 (01:19:41):
Smut play Flitchborne and Haley well Stance out of the UK.
They've studied or talked to gen Z's and millennials, so
Brett's under forty. The majority of them say that Wednesday
is the start of the weekend. Wednesday, Wednesday. And you
know why, It's because a lot of them are working
from home Thursday and Friday. Oh so between not like
(01:20:05):
a hard working day, yes, and so a lot of
them work from home Thursday and Fridays, so they'll go
out on Wednesdays. It's the night where most gen Z
millennial breads are likely to go to the pub or
go out for dinner. They really student night because Wednesday
was always student night in Wellington. Apparently Wednesdays are really
good for like cheap movies like Tuesdays here or still
(01:20:29):
maybe sometimes are at some places really cheap Wednesdays. And
also this is the most gen Z Millennial or just
the most human thing ever is Monday and tuesdays of
eating healthy and going to the gym to just two
days a week. We're doing that. Well, you know you
fall off the bandwagon by like you fall off. You
went out yesterday last night for dinner with friends. It
was nice, but I was like home by like seven
(01:20:52):
party boys as a party boy. Yeah, wild night for me.
Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
You'll go out on a Wednesday. Wednesday just starts to
feel like it'sting towards the end of the week, almost
like oh, well, I don't have the whole week.
Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
You hit me all right, Yeah, and you've still got
the weekend to look forward to, but you're just starting
it on Wednesday. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
I've definitely been feeling recently that Thursday's the end of
the week and Friday is like a little fun bonus
day because.
Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
Often we'll have a brunch afterwards. Yeah, it's a good
way it.
Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Shows are a bit silly on Friday. Yeah, shows have
been silly Thursday. Our silliness has been bleeding actually a
week long. Yeah, we should maybe get a bit more
serious both about it getting too silly, about getting too silly. Okay,
should we talk about the economy. Yes, that's a that's
a dire state.
Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
I read yesterday that the cost of the cost of
living as much of a financial burden as divorce and
something else at the moth. Divorce rates are also up
because of these stress finances, which again only adds more
stress of the situation. It should just be silly, I think,
to being silly. I think, go back to being silly. Oh,
(01:22:03):
I'm busting for a weeks after that podcast, I'll tell
you past you are allowed to listen to it. There's
no rules on when we were allowed to listen to
a broad just says here, I'm busting for a week.
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