Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 14th June 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The ZiT M podcast Network, the Fleasborne and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Happy Friday.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Oh, for God's sake, Oh look at this, I've just
turned over the jackpipe for five on time. Didn't get
one yesterday in the afternoon with Brien Clint. Eleven thousand
dollars we started on Monday at eight o'clock at five.
That's amazing. Eleven thousand dollars you chanced to want at
eight this morning?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Whose Friday flashback is it? It'll be by producer Jared.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It's me, okay, so we're going to need a banger
a lot of people. It's a bit of a wit
yuck day.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Today, a y day. Your face is a wit yuck day. Yeah.
The gratitude is a wi it all this fighting. Please,
let's not start the show like this.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
No, I will, I will deliver, Lift us up with
the woman will deliver with.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
An absolute banger coming up on the show, selling a
little pole. Do you use chat GPT.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
During like your everyday work?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Are you using it to just write some reports, write
some email?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I tried to use it for something the other day.
I think it's crap, I dig it. It's so it's
really good.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Who cares? It's really good at like formal letters? You're
very bad at the Madrid.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Getting so much better though, Oh my god, it's so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, but it's only getting better. It's going to be
amazing one day. Yeah. Okay, well that's Salon. We do
how many well, yet it can't do what we do
with the nation.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I think.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I think you're still talking about its drawing. So I'm like,
it is significantly better than I you know, I hope
to be at any form of.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Art play.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
And Haley as well.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Passengers worst nightmare a technical error on board a plane
meant that the plane air conditioning wasn't working no, and
passengers had to strip off after the plane got to
thirty eight degrees.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Do you know how long they were on their three
and a half hours? Oh yeah, because they landed, right yeah? No, no, no, no,
they hadn't they hadn't even parted.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Okay, right, But why didn't they just let them get off?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I don't know, I don't know. I'm trying to understand it.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
And so there's all these people on the plane like
just stripping off and they're sitting there in the undea, oh,
just unable to.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
The duty ears touching it. So it was ill wet.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, it was a Guitar Airways flight departing from Greece
on Monday. The technically re meant that the passengers were
left waiting on board, just getting more concerned as time
went on. And yeah, I don't know why they didn't
let them off, let's go back in.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Apparently they offered them a cup of water, but they
were all like sweat three and a half hours on
the plane. I saw one photo of it and the
guy is literally he's taken his shirt off. Now I
will say, now I see, this is my worst night here.
But there was a full moy Thai team on there
and they all hear their shirts off. Now have you
if you have seen the Thi body, they're ripped, Hey daddy.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, So you're saying you would endure three and a
half hours of thirty eight degrees like a sauna.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
TI fighters had his shirts off and they were wet
and sweating. I mean it would be what would your
profit to me?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
What would your top three sports teams be to strip
off in the hot plane?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I mean part of me is like rugby because I
like a big boy with a bit of bed.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Okay, Vorn, you'd obviously go volleyball teams. Are you choosing
just to stay out of this?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
For he just wants to have.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Some political neutrality right, Also, the Olympics are coming up.
I don't want to put all my eggs in one
basket before I give everything a thorough watch.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Rummers, Oh hear the divers.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Swimmers, Nah, they're too triangulate, the tiny little waists. Okay,
into some shop put it. Yeah, but Tom Tom Walsh
is as.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but the more time because I'm just
looking at one thing and he's like showing a photo
like this and he's got his like side ribs, his.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Side and You're like, yeah, what was that?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
I know those to get that mustle I know, good
for her. Yeah, but anyway, it's terrible.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I mean, like I will I literally walk into the
studio and if it's twenty one degrees in here, not twenty,
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
But I mean also would have embarrassing You're like sitting
down in your seat like there could be there's obviously
strangers around you. You strip off and then the flight
goes and then you've got like nine or ten hours
to the next to that saw you in your bra
or your undies, just like moments before.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I know, kind of weird. Yeah, it is a little.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Bit, and it's not just it's like you can imagine
the sort of hate it is. It's not nice. Video
sent it aside a pool and then out of the pool. No,
no dry thirty eight. It's yeah, oist, it's yark, stinky,
it's rubbish been thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
You know when you open a rubbish that's been sitting
in the sun and you're like, oh, that's not me.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Stee me play fletchborn And it's twenty twenty four. And
when you read a postally seventeen, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
No on long gone?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Just a moment of silence for our twenty seventeen for Zex,
I ended Zeke.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Now i'd have end of twenty seventeen. I wouldn't have
started twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Twenty sixteen, I was popper. Maybe I took a little
dip out twenty twenty I returned in a big way. Okay,
twenty twenty one, it's all sort of gone down now since.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
You guys what wait, wait.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Wait, did we just get blamed for something.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, I think I think you've each contributed to ten
kges each.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Can't be asked. We're looking tight fletchers. Don't blame me anyway.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
The reason I'm mentioning the year is because you read
these like posts about human evolution and human psychology and
a lot of the time it comes back to like
cave man behavior.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, which is interesting that we.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Haven't sort of evolved away from a lot of those
things like fight and flight mode. And you know how
women like stooll weight around the middle because we're like
ready to give birth at any time, even though lots
more women are choosing not to give birth.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Another one is how we seek a partner. Now, I
will and I want.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
To apologize to our homosexual listeners with whom I want
them to know that the Eircon is waving the pride
as it does every morning it waves.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
I like to think that's the spirit of gays Jesus,
gay gone by, gays gone by, days of days, days.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
And gays gone by.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah, beautiful ghost gays.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Also, it's not an updated gay flag, so we're probably
just gay, just gay. It's not inclosive, it's not got
the South African triangle.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
In the corner, you will get a new flag.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
I think it's because the one two, three dollars four
dollar shop that we got that from got that from
maybe the Turfs, I don't know, or they're just selling
all the gay flegs they ordered from twenty ten and
then they still haven't been able to give them away.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, we know, we know, we know. We'll update it anyway.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
So this research we looked into the influence of a
man's caregiving behavior. You know, the reason I apologize sorry
to okay, listen, is because this is about women.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Who are attracted to men. Okay, all right.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
This research was around the influence of a man's caregiving
behavior towards children on his perceived attractiveness to women.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Right, and this goes back to women.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Simply looking at men as someone to hump and then.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Create with and raise their kids.

Speaker 6 (07:49):
No.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Do you know what's interesting is they just read part
of this was that historically, you know, in terms of evolution,
women have always known that men will do nothing but
put the baby inside of them and not help. So actually,
historically women haven't really cared a lot about men's nurturing

(08:11):
or caring nature. Towards children because we've always, you know,
the history of evolution, been the ones to look after
the kids. So when it went a man's been caring
in the past towards children, it's been of little interest
to us because we're like, I don't need that ore
raising it right, you go and get food like that.
But anyway, that's changing, which is interesting.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
It's like call and that it was it looked at.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
So it looked into these evolutionary theories suggesting that you know,
we look for certain traits and partners and it's changing,
like more and more we are looking for nurturing behavior.
And the way they did this was they took four
hundred and thirty three participants Dutch speaking women small detail
for you, who are at least eighteen years old and
self identified distracted to men. They took all of these participants,

(09:01):
showed them a bunch of profiles, dating profiles of men,
and some of them with them on their own, some
of them were interacting with children. And then the second
part of the trial was they included traits about these
people about their sort of caring and caregiving natures and
you know, maybe they look after their nephew or they've

(09:23):
got a child. Results are that women are extremely more
attractive to men who have children, which is interesting.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
To me because the matter of the age of the child,
children raging out of getting their old man laid in
the park. Wait still that growing up to leave me
and then I've got nothing. You should have left when

(09:52):
they were well, it.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Just says with a child like child, so to hang
out for grandkids.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
But if you are a single guy on dating apps,
you're better to find some children.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
What like I.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Use that dating apps where a man was shown in
a caregiving context with a child, regardless of whether or
not the child was their but you know, like that's
my little nephew or whatever, like playing playing a game with.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
The I feel like on a dating profile you'd have
to say not my kids because some people might not
want that, yeah, or like.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
No kids but love them or something.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Wat Yeah, the wording different.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Yeah, but it's interesting for me because if I again,
if we're talking about charda eventually living you and eventually
living man. Perhaps they get together and have a nice time.
But if I went back into the dating world.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
No way, she's in the vicinity of that penis that's fair.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, Okay, you had to work away out from you.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
System, progressive system. Yeah, yeah, yeah away. You can't go
from You can't jump out of a mini and start
driving a logging truck.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
That's right, and an old many should need to.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Catch back station. Yeah, one of those big vans. But
if I was single again, who hate this?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
If I was single again and was looking at profiles
and they were like, I've got a kid, I'd be.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Like, that's a nover man. I don't want to raise
someone else's cans. I don't want to. But some people
would happily do that. They would happily do that. Purse.
You like your margarita time. I like my margarita time,
and I like not to be responsible for children. But interesting, interesting.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
If you if you're out there dating and you can't
find someone, check again in your profile perksy for helps.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
It's very trackful.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly, little sillytipleple.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Today's a little poly using chat GPT.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
In your work.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
I tried to use it the other day for something,
and it's for me. It just feels so obvious.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
But I work in.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
The creative industries and I don't think that it has
it's not the nail that.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
No, but I know.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Lots of people who use it for like policy writing
and contractual stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yep. I know people that work on jobs and they
use it all the time. Laser wow.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Sixty five percent of people said no. Thirty five percent
of people who responded said yes, they are using okay,
ai chat, GPT or.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Something of the life woild.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Molana said no, I just copy and paste my reports
like a true millennial.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
It's brilliant. Reduce, reuse, recycle. Yeah. Good is that?

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Like?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Do you think she means teacher reports? I don't know.
I don't know what Muana does.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, she's out there copying and pasting reports good good
jealousy and people who aren't are the same people who
were using Nokia five years after the iPhone came out. Yeah,
get on board, save yourself some time. Ah Mark says,
I mean, I am loves chucking an email through before sendoff?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
So what did you think something up?

Speaker 1 (13:29):
And he's like, hey, Reord, that's making a bit longer,
make it a bit nice punctuation maybe ye check the
grammar and spelling.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Good good, good for that?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Also like what I feel like it's like so far ahead,
like how much data is being taken that could be sensitive,
like or you know what I mean private.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Because you're uploading, you're.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Just feeding into this world learning machine that's one day
gonna kill us. All it was It's just just a
I don't know, it's just an idea I've had there.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
But it's a good thought. You think robots won't endlessly
serve us question.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Even though we keep making them smarter and smarter and
closet or human with emotion. Yeah, their own thought processes.
Serrus is some of the best report cards I've ever written. Yeah, AI,
Zinnia says, I hate AI. Seriously considering getting an Android
because Apple just announced they're going to use AI.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
But so well, everyone is ye linear your your.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Message just from Instagram, which is owned by Meta, which
is also leading on AI at the moment. Yeah, I
think you're gonna have to move to the middle of nowhere,
live in a bunker, yeah, and cut yourself off from
the Internet if you don't want AI.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
That's just what you're gonna have to be going forward.
There are you giving warm a bonus? It's gonna be
good stuff.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I mean, I'm going to go and hang out with
my friend Philip in the bush this weekend. Have been
living off gread they have been.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
How's it going for two years in and no one's
on them. I know where they are.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
He's given me this GPS tag, so I just kind
of load that up. It's nice look through the bush
and flying. You should double them in for that eighty
thousand dollars ay feels and dollars. Really, he's not worth
that much to me. Definitely double. I just take the
police straight on. When they drag him away, He'll be like,
how could you do this? And I'll just be like

(15:21):
waving an eighty thousand dollars check check chick.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I think they the police still out. They do novelty
checks for rewards, and that's much bitch.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
I'll probably bitch on the way I went dragged away.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, bitch. Kids will be crying, Oh no, did did?

Speaker 1 (15:36):
I'll be like, cheer up. I'll buy you an ice
cream and nobody check. Charlotte says. I write an email
and then ask GPT to please make this nicer. Oh yes, Charlot, Okay, yep,
MA out your passive aggressive time sounds. I'll use it
for other things, says Maddie E. G. Bios about myself,

(15:56):
professional event invitations, but a big no no in the
law after chat GPT manufactured a case and the lawyer
got caught out.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
By the judge. That's right, I remember that. But no,
no in the in the world.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Oh yeah, Beck not allowed to can't even download any
AI on our work devices.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Oh where she was somewhere secret? Yeah, CIA, Reality Check Radio. Yeah,
probably don't download it.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
It'll connect to the marcrot chips in your blood and
then it'll connect you to Just send it and she'll
give you another jab. I put essay questions, and so
I can catch out cheating students.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Ah. Nice. Nice. If you're a student, you'd just be
using it all the time.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
And at school the other day she said, oh, we
used I just used AI to do this thing at school.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I was like, oh, were you allowed, And she's like,
well I was not allowed, But.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
You're not, are you because you're literally this copying pastes
that when you have to use calculators.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh yeah, well I used Wikipedia a lot. Yeah, we
all have our day.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Ours was in Carter Encyclopedia Britannica. Yeah, at least you
had to regurgitate it, whereas now you're not even reading it,
you're just copying pasting it. Taylor said, I know people
at UNI doing pH d s who are using it
to write their PhDs. It's as long as it's only
a PhD in something like not like English, as long

(17:24):
as it's not a doctor doctor.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
No, yeah, doctor doctor. That's her little party.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Play loving my yogurt splits with my chocky bits.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
So I have you had one of these? No?

Speaker 1 (17:48):
The kids are always like, don't try it, try it,
Oh dad, it's a new one. You haven't tried this,
and like a little bit. And I'm like, and it
is good, but they do. They do a kiff yogurt milk,
which is that's all that's one.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
I had yogurt milk.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
It's like, it's really good. Say your mammy's looking good,
explained to your grande that you're just I'm just.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Fear well.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Well, I got home yesterday because what I do. I
did a play reading Darling. I'm still connected to the theater, Darling.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Okay, did you tread the board? I tread the boards, Darling,
and it was loving to return to my old term.
But in the night before I'd done seven days.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
So I've been busy and there has not been a
lot of food in the house at all, and so
Aaron was like, I'll just get us some little fun.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
He's one of the most practical people I know. Yes,
I wanted to build a little side table, and man
has his way around when you come everything else. He
is the best know about the internet and social media
and he just you know.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
I know, do you remember when he bought peers? Were like,
what an odd thing?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Like I have never in thirteen years to get it expressed.
Forsy got peers and they were so rod and then
he got so he was like, oh did you eat
the peers?

Speaker 2 (19:17):
And I was like, hell yeah. He saw it all
beating up my handbag. I felt so bad. Anyway, I
see it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Because I know I'm just beating up in the handbag
and well, actually i'd beat up your handbag because it
was so hard.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
I'm actually just waiting for it to Yeah, I was
just waiting for it.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
To I've got to take this back to Deadly Ponies
because they're going to repair it.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
No, I know, just throwed the pan bag.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
Anyway, So I had bought I had bought ingredients to
just make a quick, easy chicken stir fry.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah, you know. And I had to leave the house,
you said at five o'clock and I run out of time.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
I was like, can I just go on record again?
I don't like stuff fry, It's so lame. But I
was like, in the fridge that need to be eaten up.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, getting rid of all the v.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Some chickens, some some goop, some goop, some goop.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I think I went Malaysian sate goop.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
You're nice, you know what I mean? And that's all good.
I think I've got some noodles in the thing sordid.
But I ran a time, so I left and I
was like, are you gonna be all good? You can
eat some you eat food and I'll just have something.
Want to get back. He was like, yeah, pot some
mug and get a few things. I came home, he said, starving,
and I was like, I'll have some toasts with eggs
on it. Went in there found these the splits children.

(20:30):
I'll say it's pudding, ye looking at the nutritional information,
it's putting. But I put one aside for babriki today
and I'm absolutely loving it.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Then I was having a rummage around. There's some bock Choi.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Now, I don't know what his plan was with bock choi,
but it's not the thing you buy willy nilly.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
It's fibrous.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
I will cut it up a lot and you've got
it in a soup or Chinese soup.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
But you cannot you can't surfry that. Oh God, only
a proper wok situation.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Yeah, it was such an odd thing to buy.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Like you'd buy a lettuce, wouldn't you if you don't
know how to cook, not a bock choy.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
And then nothing to go with the bock choi.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
There were some chicken sausages, some chicken sausages, some bok choi,
these yogurt splits.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
What else was there?

Speaker 7 (21:19):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (21:19):
And then I look in the side of the door
and I see a bottle of salv and I was like, lovely,
I have a glass of wine.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
And tucked behind it like he was hiding.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
It from me with an open packet of smoked Chesdale
slices cheese slices.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Like Cheesdale plastic sheets.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
That you know, those cheese slices are like a really
good packer, Like if you if the wine bottles rattling
too much in the door.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Behind it and it'll stop it from moving around. That's
where it put them. But I if I went and
had a little lookie. But you know what I'm lying.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I said I had a little LOOKI boot I had
a slice, yep, because I was like.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
What the hell is that?

Speaker 3 (21:57):
And I don't think he'd used as a packer because
he'd opened them and he had a he'd had about three.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Do you think he walks around the supermarket and he
gets excited when he sees like different new things and
he's like.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I think as well, because supermarket shopping has been so
out of his role for a couple of years, is
almost bamboozled by it.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Do you think he permanent noodles and he's like two minutes,
who's got the time?

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Some slices of cheese and some raw bock cho I'm
gonna get my friends. There's just no recipe in his mind.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, bock CHOI chicken sausages and smoked chesdal slices with
a kid's yogurt meal to follow up.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
I will say it it's like sending an eight year
old to do a family shop.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
It was really charming.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
But you know what, old have you seen them the
have you seen the show where they send the Japanese
kids off and they now it.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, every time Aaron needs.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
To go on the and he's gone a game show
with Japanese kids to learn how to live a normal light.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Next up, accompanying the four year old Japanese child of
the fish market, is a six for a giant play Dams,
Flit and Haley from the Panoramic z M Think Tank.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
This is the top six.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Good Morning from the absolutely didn't have a top sex
until about three minutes ago desk the top six places.
Wally's always hiding. Why is he called Waldo? Some places
in Wally the other while he was invented in Britain,
where Wally is a well known like nickname, Yeah, and
America apparently it wasn't a well known nickname. It just

(23:44):
was like, what's a Wally? Not what's not so much?
Where's Wally?

Speaker 2 (23:49):
What's Wally?

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yeah? Right, So that's why it's Waldo. That's American. Canadian
producer Jared has just told me. In France he's called
Charlie and in Germany he's called Walter.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Interesting, That's that's true of lots of famous characters different
names around the world. Big Bird there's different colors and stuff.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, they did their own Big Bird, didn't They their
own take on big Bird. So if you've got a
Weirs lollibook and're struggling to find him, there's top six
places to look for him, because he's always in one
of these spots, number six on the list, halfway behind
a lamp posts skinny.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
He's so scy skinny. He loves hiding behind a lamp.
And he's little head out, doesn't he? Was it ever explained?

Speaker 1 (24:31):
I mean, the dog kind of spoke for itself. You
always had to find his dog. And why was he
hanging out with a wizard? Was the wizard to be
through all of these places, because there's no way a
man could travel that fast.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
He could travel that fast and through all those different times. Yeah,
maybe the wizard was his key.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
He's sort of a way of traveling around again that
as as that, and he was always looking for a
scroll as well, number five on the list of the
top six places.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
While he's always hiding.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
He's walking behind a fig high old stone wall, becau.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
He's always got a steptoe. He's always on a mash. Actually,
how old is he? Why has he got a walking stick.
He's rambling. Maybe he's got for you. Deser Bridge takes
a walking stick.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
He's got a watch team. He's meant to be twelve.
Absolute bullshit. Twelve year old Aldo and his best friend Winder.
Who's Hinder, She's the girl you gotta find. They are
members of the Worldwide Wanderer Society, the International Order of
Curious Travelers, his circle the Globe, celebrating cultures and solving problems.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Dream Works Animation. Do you know what dream works? Time
travel Officionado.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
He's time traveling may dreams like a doctor who a
world traveler and time travel.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Of Wally movie have we.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
I would have thought it was, oh, there was a
TV show go to Rome and it'd be like full
of facts for kids about like ancient Roman stuff. I
would have liked to see him find Carmen san Diego
and have a crossover. Have you ever seen the meme? No,
whether congratulations miss Diego. It's a boy and then Whally's
standing beside her as the father, and they're like, wait

(26:17):
a minute, wait to go that's good years twelve.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
No, that's not.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
That's not the Wally we've grown to love. That's aged
him down.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'm talking original six foot two. He's always looked tall.
He looks like thin erin like.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
David Farrier could play a real life Where's Wally? I
might actually put that to him. Okay, that might be insulting.
That might be insulting. It's not insulting. Is one of
the greatest, one of the greats. Number four on the
list of the top six places. While he's always hiding.
You know, he's reading a book, half behind that bookshelf.
Oh yeah, he's always it's because you're not you're looking

(26:53):
at the books. Yeah, yeah, yeah, number three on the
last of the top six places. While he's always where's
while he's always hiding, he's just kind of half behind
that barrel.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, the barrel's obscuring his legs.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
If you're looking for the blue pants, because that was
always a way to find him, you know, might not
see them because he was sort of semi obscured.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
By that barrel. Yeah, number two in the lists of
the top six places.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
While he's always hiding, he's always seems to be hiding
behind that ballpoint pen ring in the box.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Oh yeah, Okay, there's a big there's a big circle,
and he always.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Seems to be an acause some a hole kid before
you circled as ruined, I know, and number one of
the lists of the top six places. While he's always
hiding somewhere somewhere in marta Copper with a wanted fugitive
father Tom Phillips.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
So look for Wally and look for you find the fugitive.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
And you'll get the eighty thousand dollars the best whereas
that's the best reward for finding Wally that he's ever
been rather than satisfaction have been able to go to
the next page. I've also never thought about how long
it would have taken someone to draw eight.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
Weeks, eight weeks, eight weeks per drawing. I mean, look
at it, and they got more complicated. I remember that,
I remember all of them looking at them. You're like,
I can almost find them.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
What is the modern equivalent? Because god damn, that was
a good time. When you've got one of those books,
it was so fun.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
They're in the spider magic eye, yeah, and the spine.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
I could never do the magic eyes.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
You just go a little bit cross eyed, and then
you got crosslighter and you pull out your.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Perspective and I could never do it. Okay, So put
your hand out in front of you. Put your hand
out in front of you.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
To the exercise. You put the hand out in front
of you. Now look at your hand. Yep, no, look
past your hand and look.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'm too advanced, an advanced species, too advanced. Change your
debth for focus. It only works on dumb people. Oh no, offense, no.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
None of none. Offense taken. I'll say it.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Amazing top sex for one that didn't exist until like
two minutes.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
All right now, Wally Skitches, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Flitchborne and Hailey Skys have got so many stats about
divorce rates worldwide. I've got the countries that have the
lowest rate of divorce. I've got the countries that have
the highest rate of divorce.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
And we're somewhere in there. Are we middle? I've got us.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
We actually don't feature on either top or bottom, so
we're kind of like meddle of the road, middle of
the road. Okay, okay, here are the I'll go to
the countries of the lowest divorce rates.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
I'll just do five. Okay, I'll do five and count
one two, three, four.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Five, Okay. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. Oh yeah, what
is that? Just an island that have been popping up
on lots of like world lists lately, have they.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Yeah, I feel like every time we've got one, it's
like beautiful beaches but also horrendous divorce rates.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
No, like the least the least zero point four. That's
why because the beach is so nice.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, should were for a walk up the beach issues
just so nice it fixes your marriage.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
So the rate is calculated by dividing the total number
of divorces by the size.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Of the population.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
That's called per capital, So it's per capita. I was
just making sure that it was that. So there's zero
point four. Maltas just before then, and Ireland actually very
low in divorce.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Rates Catholic allowed, Yeah, but also the accent.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
You're just like, I can't divorce that to that, I know, Yeah,
what am I going to go marry him American? Yeah? Awful.
Then it's Peru, then Sri Lanka.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Vietnam has the second lowest divorce rates, and India divorce okay,
zero point one divorces per thousand people.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Jeez, they just like live miserably yea and miserable for life.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yeah, okay, so there's zero point one divorces per thousand people. Okay,
now the highest I'll do.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Five.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
I'm just gonna count because they'ven't done at point probably
China three point two per per thousand, Belarus higher, just
slightly above that, Russia four point four per thousand marriages
in a divorce, Kazakhstan in second place four point serx,
Maldives five point five to two.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Wait, so out of one thousand marriages only five, that's
still insanely low, I know.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
But then so the is the most in the world. Yeah,
the Maldives is the most in the one.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Because not only are you stressed about your marriage, the
tides coming up to you as well because that place
is single.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Isn't it revelation because the divorce rate isa, I know,
I'm just.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Trying to work out how they've done the number, because
surely that's that's like five. Maybe it's it's it's it's
not of per marriage, it's per person and getting mad
exact because like children there.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
It's annoying that they've done it like this.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah, but anyway, so New Zealand, we actually our divorce
rates are so low, they've gone down so much since
twenty twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
But is that also because people aren't getting married, so yes.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
They also think.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
One explanation is that the falling rate of divorces from
now since twenty twelve is likely because people are getting
married later in life. We they're more financially secure, they've
spent more time together yep, and more likely to have
a stable relationship as opposed to like rushing into things.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Which is also one. Lot of women are having babies
older too. Yeah, so they're the same thing now, this
is how they're weirdness.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Statistics New Zealand show that the number of divorces are
in twenty twenty three was five and ninety three, equates
to a divorce rate of seven point four divorces for
every one thousand marriages. But that's not the divorce rates
like fifty percent, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
It's way higher than seven of them in a f Yeah,
whereas like we used to the divorce rate in twenty
twenty twelve was nine point nine divorces and every thousand
But is that per year?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:07):
This is why because.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
It's that year, right, So like you're not However many
marriages happen that year and then how many divorces? But
eventually they'll get divorced, right, Is that how it is
because you can't do a study on it until you've
gotten to the end of your relationship.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yes, so in.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
That year, so technically you say you think nobody's happily married,
they're just pening divorce. Yeah, everybody's pening divorce that we
get married to divorce.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, that's how many divorces happened per thousand marriages in
that year. But you go, like, if you followed those
marriages that that eventually split.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Up, it's quite a groom way of looking at it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
So yeah, we're we're kind of around the middle. We're
not well, okay, we're doing all right. We're not the baddest,
we're not the goodest.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Any stats on people like you that have been in
age for nine years and still haven't divorce if you
never get married, some.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Must have a bit of paperwork here. Actually, it sounds like.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Play play now.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Shannon's got a hack for us.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
We don't have an intro for this segment of the
show because we get we're trialing it and if.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
She gives us good hack, we'll make an intro. Yeah,
that's right, we need we need a winning hack. There
hasn't been a good hack because we that we.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Keep saying it's five stars Max Fosh Shannon's hacks, but we'
we haven't gone above a two star A We got
three for.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
The sandwich hack.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
My last one was the kebab shop getting home after
a night out.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
That was a zero. Self admittedly I kind of implode
it on that one. Yeah, that was a bad hack.
What got a new one for the weekend? Okay? Hit it?

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Okay, So you're making pancakes. It's quite hard sometimes, you know,
if you flip it wrong or the middle is a
bit raw, you know what I mean, Like, you know,
always nail pancakes.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
It's the first one I find this one making omelets.
So to seeing up doing a scrambled kind of a yeah,
it all falls.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Doing it too fast. Your heat's too hot.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Oh pull it down, pull it down, you put it
when you put it in the pan, the heat's got
to be low. You've got to have butted the pan,
and then you put a lid over the pan.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Year then it sounds like you should just go over
bricke at Vaorns.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah, tomorrow we're going to August makes a killer omelet
right showing up, you will show you.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
What's anyway, we're not talking about omelets. Were talking about pancakes.

Speaker 6 (35:39):
Yes, but it is interesting you bring up eggs because
my hack today is, instead of doing pancakes in the
traditional way, whill you pour it in and wait and
flip it, maybe messing it up.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
Pancakes scramble. Hear me too much?

Speaker 8 (35:56):
No, no, no, please give me a minute. Minute even
look like, please give me a minute. So hear the
woman out.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Pour it into your pan.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
And immediately start moving it like it's scrambled eggs with
a spatula. You're kind of like mooling it around the
pan and breaking it up into small pieces.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Dot Com have a wristpy called scrambled pancakes. It's a
German thing.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
It's a real thing. Looks like ship.

Speaker 6 (36:25):
No, but what it does does it gives you the
perfect bite every time if.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
You scram it looks awful.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Shit.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
No.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
And then you get a little plate and you kind
of make pancakes cereal with the syrup.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
And stuff every an outside of each and desserts. No,
you're just you're not kidding it.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
God, it looks look at the photos are disgusting.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Pancake scramble. This is bear.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Look, I mean food dot Com and these websites.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
They have five star ratings for this recipe, five stars
max for Shannon Hack. I don't know, look at it
solving a problem. Who can't make pancakes.

Speaker 6 (37:17):
Flinch just said it's like making an omelet, and he
says he burns.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
That's hard because you gotta load them and then fold them.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
No, but omelets turned into scrambled eggs. It's just one
real thing turning into another real thing. Well so pancakes scramble,
fluffy pancakes scramble.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
But food dot com says it's a thing. So it's
just like you see with the omelet pancakes and pancake scramble.
Just you know what, I'm going to give three stars.
You I'm going to give.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Three you think, so look at your stars because it's
machine five stars for Shannon.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Someone's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
One person message then five times saying five stars for.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
I would try this.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Then that's her because the thing I hate about one
thing I hate about pancakes is in the middle.

Speaker 2 (38:05):
They do get a bit dolly and about there you're.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Cooking them to How is everybody not doing this right?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
He's on team isn't he He's gone hurt. Yeah, yeah,
got a big day of doing it. Really a problem.

Speaker 6 (38:17):
He's got a problem, and I've just hacked it.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Three stars.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
I'm a good three stars because one point five stars
max for Shannon's pancake hack.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
How many it said? Zero stars from the zero?

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Okay, so on average he's got about one point five's
one point five, he's one point five. Okay, we're settling
on a one point five.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Well, let me know when you try it this weekend.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Well, I was going to say, listeners, now want to
try scrambled pancakes at the weekend and report back to
us on Mondays shredded.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
It does look kind of gross, like.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
A plate of regurgitated bread. But yum, Okay, you make
it the so have you made it?

Speaker 2 (39:00):
No? No, of course not. Do you expect to me
to nice?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Is like it's always going to taste nice because of
the maple syrup.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
But that's what pancakes and pancakes are, maple syrup.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Of that stay and Haley, it's the final rankings.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
We did this every Friday. We rank things. Yeah, normally food.
Today day to spread our wings a bit. Today it's
generations of phone.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Just like old phones that we all remember.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Favorite phones over the year. I mean, you're not gonna,
are we gonna like when we say iPhone or smart phone?

Speaker 2 (39:48):
You have to identify the phone of choice.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Iuse iPhone three was the bubbly one that we all got.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
That was the one whom I got first.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
I've got the top fifteen best selling phones of all time.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Okay, two positions I taken.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
By the Nokia eleven hundred eleven hundred, Yeah, the one
from two thousand and three, one from two thousand and five.
And they said the reason for that being is that
that's when mobile phones hit third world countries and these
were a cheap, easy rise. So they said, up until
then the Nokias had sold well. But the fact that
this was the time when third world countries became connected,

(40:23):
and this was the cheapest, most readily about right.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Because the Bochia bricks the five one one, oh, that
was one they had the clip on cover.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
No, there was a thirty three tend to clip on
cover front and back.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
But the five right, the thirty three ten was after
the big one with snake on us.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Right, the thirty three ten had snake, didn't I ye, yeah,
But the first bread was what my parents had.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
That was my first phone, The thirty three ten, Yeah,
I had it, so I think that's got to be
number three for me. Just for the thirty The thirty
two ten is number seven, okay, one of the most
well so with the with the railing.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
iPhone and razor.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
The high iPhone on the list is the iPhone six
and six past that sold two hundred and twenty two
million units. And is that because that also was made
cheaper for it was the markets as well, the six
is and the six s plus. I think that was
the big step up. Yeah, right, five to six was
this massive step up. iPhone five and at sixth place,

(41:19):
and then the seven and at eighth and yeah, for me,
it would be number three, the thirty three ten Nokia.
It would be the Motorola Raser because that was cool
and they've also had a resurgence they.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Make it come back. I know people aren't a lot
of people aren't.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
I'm reading just the written article this week about people
leaving the smartphone life and going more analog and wanting
more analog.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
In their life. I'm unplug.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah, what about the Ericsson's you know they were great and.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Then it's got to be the iPhone.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
I'll just go the modern iPhone because it's so great
the camera on them.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Yeah, it's jam my finger. You just can't go past it. Look,
do you remember this one, the Nokia seven three seventy. Yeah, yeah,
it's a hinge and it would be.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
That was pretty cool, do you know what's saying? It
was full of like weird gimmicky phones. They had that
one with all the letters around the bottom, like, yeah,
look like an old rotary phone.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Do you know what's odd is like I can look
at each of these phones.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
I'm on an article on Gizmoto of the y two
K phones that will make you look for hinges and buttons,
and on each phone, I can picture the boy that
I was texting, Like on the three ten, I'm like, God,
that was that guy James from the bus from Eastbourne
into high school when I was thirteen. On the motor
roller the razor, it's my high school boyfriend Benjamin. On

(42:36):
that swippy one, it's hot boy Patrick.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Did you have one of the phones from the Nlli Kelly,
you know when she was texting from the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
No, I didn't ever have that one. Those I'm going
to go.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
I'm going to go the rotating head Nokia number three.
That's the seven three seventy. If you don't road choice,
I know, but only do you have one? Yeah, I
had one, and I remember texting just the cutest boy.
Then I'm going to go the Nokia fifty one ten,
the occasional with the click on, because I remember my

(43:10):
mum got it and I thought she's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
She was a real estate agent. She had put the
page came, she needed a little extra three, a little
two G cover. And then I'm going the Razor Motoroles
number one. Yeah, and it was pink and it was cool. Yes,
I had the black, had a gray and it had
a camera on it and it was really bad. Oh
they were all bad.

Speaker 6 (43:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
I think that's when I first started taking picts, you know,
of friends and stuff.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Yeah, yeah, little rain rainy, Yeah, pixelated nostalgia's sake.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I've got to I've got to put the Nokia.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
I don't know if I want to go thirty thirty three,
ten thirty three, because if you've gone fifty one ten,
I'll think I'll cover the thirty two ten, okay, or
the thirty three ten that was the other one.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Nokia is winning so far. He had a great one
and the.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Second coolest phone that people were always like, wow, can
I have a look at your phone?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Would have to be the Razor change your own battery was.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Yea and number one you would probably be just I
feel I feel a bit basic putting the iPhone at
number one.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Everything? Yeah they did. Yeah, well would you say that?
Remember I had that brick on the two five network. Yeah,
my dad had broke on O too, five years after
flat and an Aiel had.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
A flapp and mine was just literally a brick. You
bought that, didn't you from trade me on something? Yeah?
It was still you can still make phone calls and
stuff from it. It was wild giving itself. Can it
would give you a hot ear if you're talking years.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
They see it's so hot.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Yeah, okay, so well KNOCKI has come out on top
probably the thirty three.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
A lot of ki Yeah, let's say, would go to
the iPhone. We haven't talked about blackberries Razor.

Speaker 2 (45:00):
I never had. I didn't know anyone that had a
BlackBerry in this version of time.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Later, Yeah, a couple of friends that were like in
the corporate world maybe had blackberries. I had a Blackberriy
for sitting emails and that I never had one. Oh
my god, I never had a phone with the full
keypad on the touch buttons have ever made it?

Speaker 2 (45:18):
So what's our final rankings? Would it be iPhone? Do
you reckon that?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Include iPhone at all in mine? So I'd say the
Raisers at the top because we we all thought that
was cool.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Razor iPhone and A also forgot the Alca tel One Touch.
Yeah flash in the pan though Nokia came in and
there would have been lots of people of our generation's
first phone though yellow, orange or blue.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Lot of mums had them too.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah, someone's angry we've completely missed the Nokia twenty two eight.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
That was a real what's THET eight? It was a
cheap I think telecom. Oh yes, I had one of those.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah, and everybody just got one because they were the
cheapest phone can get when talking about ten dollars text, Yeah,
ten dollars a week and you just text as much.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah, that was cheap as chirps. Actually everyone had that.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I think we should just go nockier bricks all round,
from whether it's the yep, the twenty two eighty, the
thirty three ten, the fifty one ten. Yeah, nock your
breck is number one, yeah, raising number two, basic nockire,
basic Nockia with snake and that parachute ye and your
tic tic tic to ticks Yeah, raising number two.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Yeah. But we'll go iPhone three yeah and third. Happy.
I think happy with that list.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
We've become nonchalant with our iPhones evenyway, we're relying they
don't feel like phones anymore.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
No exactly, plays fled Thorne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Now the entire country of Denmark has recalled a popular
noodle brand.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Because they're saying it's too spicy.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Oh, it's too spicy, and that it could poison its consumers.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Money can't buy publicity for there, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
So they say that in their statement Chili and large
Quantities poses risks to children and frail adults in particular,
and that if customers want, they can take these noodles
back for a refund.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Now the too Hot for Them spicy.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Noodles are widely available in New Zealand as well all
around the world. It is a popular brand. The three
Times Spicy Noodles on Amazon, for example, have over ninety
thousand popular reviews.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Like five star reviews.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
People love them because you know you like you Vaorn,
you love spice, producer Jared, you love these noodles?

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Yeah, I don't put the whole sashe in because fire right,
But why do you why do you buy the Do
you buy the three times spice? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (47:46):
I like spicy nerds right, but you only put like
a tiny sprinkle in? I do about half. Well, why
don't you just buy the spicy, not the three times?
I like to taste all the different spicy ones to
find my exact level of spice.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
Yeah, here's to his custom making. I've settled on the nongshim, Ryan,
I can't find the nongshim. I do the some Young
bulls rhyme.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
In a statement, New Zealand Food Safety Deputy Deputy Director
General Deputy Director General. He's not he's not a general,
Vincent Arbuckle told one years the Ministry is aware of
dear Mark's recall of Sam Young noodles due to concerns
of the high levels of capsians like Capsican spies. Yes,
and the active component of chili paper is because the

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noodles are also available in New Zealand. We are looking
into this issue as always if we consider it to
be a food safety rescual taste swift action.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
But it's just spice.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
It's not like it's bad, right, I mean like the
next day when you're on the toilet, there was.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Even when you open the sachet to pour it onto
the news, like the color just looks hot. Really what
I like spices, But I like to add as I
got something fundamentally at its core spicy.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
I'm always like, oh, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Escape flavor is just burn. You need to build up
to spicey in general.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
So there used to be no spice. I was a
mild butter chicken and I'm not even afraid to say it.
But I recovered and now I'm a medium.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
So this is what I wanted to ask. When was
the food too spicy? You know, like you go in
and you order some food and like spicy, and you're like,
white person spicy. I went to Bangkok and I was
with a friend who was white, and who's.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
My cow, he's white.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
We went to this Thai restaurant proper tie, not like touristy,
and I ordered musclm and curry and he ordered like
whatever curry and he said, I want it hot. And
and the Thai waitress was like no, no, no, no, sir,
and he said no, no, no, give it me local hot.
And she was just like, try heart's hot on than man,
dumb man, and he's got it.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
And I will never forget him eating it, dripping with sweat.
It's really good. I was like, Garetha, doesn't like you
enjoying it. He was, Greff, it doesn't he joined yourself.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
He was getting his fork, you put it into my musclman,
grabbing me potatoes and trying to.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Down potatoes, getting down the white mate garret in Bangkok.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
I'll tell you my white mate, Gareff. We didn't see
him that night. We went out to the clubs. We
didn't see Gareff, dead spicy, and I loved watching the
TI waitresses looking at him.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Like digging stupid wine. Stupid man, Yeah, stupid idiot. So
this is what I wanted to Maybe you made something yourself.
Maybe you're making a recipe and you mix up the peppers, oh,
mixed up the spice level. Or you were I don't know,
caught at a dinner table and it was way too hot.
You with people, you couldn't show that you were in discomfort.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah, all of this.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
I want to hear about it. I want a hundred
dollars at him. Give us a call. Tick through nine
six nine six.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
When when was the food too spicy? Right now the
whitest you've ever heard.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Denmark has recalled some three times spicy South green chili
noodles because they're too spicy, too spicy for Denmark. And
we want to know from you now when the food
was too spicy? When you were like, I can do this,
I got this now.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
This is this is a classic.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
As someone who's got kids, somebody said, our two year
old yesterday insisted on using the adults toothpaste, and I
said it is too spicy.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
That's way to get kissed. Oh my god, yeah, adults toothpaste.
When you were like that, he wanted to be like mom.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
This morning he used the kid's toothpaste again while pointing
at the adults suits. They're saying, yucky spicy, yucky spicy, Lana,
when was the food too spicy?

Speaker 7 (51:45):
So my friend has got a bit of a thing
about spicy food and decided to grow some ghost chili.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So then I got.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
Ideas for us. We decided to make this vegetarian chili,
and because it was on a l like Keto run right,
And so we made this vegetarian chili and I threw
some of it in the freezer and forgot to mark
it up saying it was the ghost pepper vegetarian chili
to work and then had to harden up and eat

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it in front of people and pretend it wasn't that hot,
because you know, I worked with some Thai people who
would be like wetting their pants. And it's lucky I
work in the medical industry because then I forgot tells
old mate here. But then I ended up having to
use the aciduct which is like Gaviscon throughout the day.

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It's all the stomach. Yeah. The next morning it was
about rut.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Yeah, medical gray Gaviscon.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Ghost peppers aren't They're not a naturally occurring people that
have been bred to be that hot. Even tired people
struggle with ghost peppers their next live.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Like.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
I didn't put a very big chilli and that was finy.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
I grew them once and even pecking them. Your hands
burned from touching. Absolutely. Thank you some messages that I
got tricked into taste.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
I actually think the funniest stories are the ones with
people who just can't handle spice at all. I got
tricked into tasting a tiny piece of Sabie good grief
did that.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
That's a unique hot though properly not just green fumes
go up the pass into your brains. So many experiences,
but one part of mine.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Ordered a medium spicy at an authentic high restaurant, could
not finish it. I was crying, My nose was running,
I was sweating. The lady at the restaurant was laughing
at me much.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
I may deviled sausages last time Megi the magi.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Says shit, and my husband always complains that it's too bland.
So the kids can handle, I thought I'd make Max
some of his hot sauce into his bowl, as it
was a nice thing to do. It seems like overestimated
the amount of hot sauce needed. There was no complaining
of blandness at all. He was sweating and his nose
was running.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Well that'll teach him, that'll teach him truly deviled sausages.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Denmark love their pastries. They do a good pastry. They
can't handle their spicy food. There's been a recall of
three times spicy noodles in Denmark. New Zealand apparently is
looking into this matter. But I'm sure it's fine, uh,
judging by the fact that these noodles are consumed all
around the world. Now we have just received what I
would say is the rogus text we maybe have ever

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received with some Have you heard about the frozen pebble? No,
with regards to what the frozen pebble technique. When you
eat something too spicy, have you heard about this? Do
you find a smooth pebbley, like down at the river
that's been smoothed over thousands of years of bouncing around

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a braided river. You find a smooth people, and you
keep it in the freezer. If you eat something too spicy,
you take it out of the freezer and pop it
between your butt checks to help.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
At the other end.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
I found the perfect one of the cause the other
day with the letter pee carved in it. But I
was like, no, that's the perfect frozen people. So I've
stolen it and I have tested it at once and
it worked a tree just in between the cheeks, and
I guess it's for the ring sting of.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
The hot frozen people. I had diarrhea frozen, frozen people.
I don't know how to spell diary frozen the people
poop anal calming.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
No, I'm saying nothing, there's nothing, there's nothing. You're trying
to get us a stick of rock up our bum.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yeah. Someone said on a podcast or the wolf an
Owl podcast, I won't be tricked again, and you're putting.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
My butt cheeks.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, no, I can't see. Would actually because stones do
hold the cold. It would be like a whiskey, a
smooth one. But is it because you're like you're burning
in the mouth and then the sting when you you know,
some people get it. They eat spicy food the way out.
It hurts just as much on the way.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Look that sounds I would you could.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
You could put a frozen people on your tongue, but
I would recommend getting two different pebbles there.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
But don't get them mixed up. Ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Don't get them mixed up one and a tea on one.
You never take the people as the mouth, is what
I would say. Okay, I'm just gonna stick with the
ones that are technically not actually that spicy.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
But white people. Yeah great.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Someone said, I need I say more to my fellow
white tongued brethren.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Than walking wings.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
You should be embarrassed about that. You should be embarrassing meself.
My sister wants refused to eat cabbage at dinner because
she climbed it was too spicy. Does have a pepperin
us well, especially my mom used to put the peppercorns
in the crop.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Pot, off the corn, and then you checked out peppercorn.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
My nephew once burst into tears after having a cheesy
garlic pizza.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
From Domino's because it was.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
My friend's brother in law gets a sweat on if
he eats some vinegar chips, and he said, they are
really really pushing the boat out on spy.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
My brother told me sabi was just the name for
Chinese chewing gum, and he said that in your mouth.
So I popped the whole packet on my math. I've
never in my life been in so much pain and
hope I never ram again.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Gosh um.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
Someone someone's at Nando's, someone saying Nando's was so hot.
My white friends were laughing at me, saying you're the
worst Indian because that they eat extra hot.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
That would be embarrassing to be of Indian descent. Going
to Nando's Hold you Hard with the lemon herb.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Play play if you go back ten years to the day,
we go stop doing that. Life has its pivotal moments.
I speak about this a lot, much like the Nokia.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
What was that pivot phone? You before? Pimbit it on
the end. So I always this is my problem.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
I go, Okay, so ten years ago, it's my youngest
daughter's tenth birthday to morrow.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Now, that's I've never struggled with turning thirty or forty
or whatever, because some people do really.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Yeah, some people get really, but when it's weird, I
now no longer have a child tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
I will no longer have a child in single digits.
Well until you get that snip, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
My dad was experiencing this in nineteen ninety four, which
last time I checked was five years ago.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Six years ago, years ago, that's right. We're in the
two thousands now.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Yes, sometimes I'm so excited for all the drama that's
going to happen. When you have two teenage girls that
are just ship. They're gonna be shits. It's gonna be
so great.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
More than I don't think they're gonna because I look
into her eyes and I see myself and you're going to.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Be the embarrassing dad from Modern Family, every Dad. Two
dads that everybody wants to be Yeap band It from Bluey.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
Yeah, probably the best TV dad ever. And second second
is feel done for it? Do you ever get compared
to those two legends of father? There's absolutely nothing insulting
about it. Yeah, two great dads. But yeah, I've got
my youngest is gonna be ten tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
It's Augusts and she's ten. I get all it's flying
by and you can't slow down life.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
And ten years ago she was being born, and ten
years before that the Darkness song came out. Yeah, and
that's the same period of time. And one feels like
it went like that, and the other one feels that
went like this. What did you you get for your
tenth birthday?

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Because for some reason, I always remember that I got
the Michael Jackson History compilation album right my tenth birthday. Well,
he died, but it's completely beloved like clean Slaves. He
missed all of the me too stuff. Okay, yeah, I
don't remember what I got for my tenth birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
What did you get?

Speaker 7 (01:00:23):
Round?

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Sunglasses and a silver chain because I was ten baby,
and it was time to grow up the man and
start not getting toys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
His parents knew he was going to be a magnet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Yeah, And I remember I tried them on and I
looked in the mirror, and that day was at my
final year. It was the start of my final year
at primary school. And our primary school always started with
a picnic day, not in the first day, but within
the first couple of weeks, and all the families came
and the new kids would be like these theid was
like get to know community sort of vibe, and I
got myself so worked up about what people were going

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to think about my sunglasses and my chain.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
I vomited. Oh my birth own And that was being ten.
I remember.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
It's one of those memories that, like, just thinking about
it now, I'm like, oh my god, that's so cringey.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
But like at the moment when I was ten, I
was like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
This could be the most important day in my life. Yeah,
this is making new sunglasses in this chrain. What if
people don't like the train?

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
You knew you, you knew deep dad, you look like
a penis.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
And my life has just been a series of that. Yeah,
like that looks cool on that person. I'll try it
on putting on them. Oh my god, I look like
a giant penis. Yeah, and that just feels that was
in nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
And yeah, wait, hang on, Flitch, what did you get
for your tenth birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
I don't remember, no presence, no, no, I definitely would
have got a prison. I just can't remember.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Even I don't remember people memory almost all of my presents.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Let's go back into World War two. We just ended
you were what is this your father just from the
was nineteen forty six? Dads A lot of talk about Yeah,
I'm like literally two years older than you, I know, but.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
It's fun because it's your birthday next week.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
So you've always got to remind people that, you know,
we're on a one way march of the grave. Yeah,
so what in nineteen eighty nine, I remember Simpsons were
like I remember Ninja Turtles. Yeah, but I remember getting
like I remember my sixteenth birthday got like a mini system.
Oh yeah, everybody day it was a three CD change, yeah,

(01:02:29):
rotated one. Just say what happened on your tenth birthday?
Because someone said the year was nineteen ninety three? Okay,
I got a walkman that played tapes. Oh okay, and
probably those fluffy overhead Yeah. Yeah, it's so much KFC
for dinner spewed everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Tenth birthday, good time, I mean good time. Yeah, tenth birthday.
Oh well, that's exciting. It's excited. It is exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
And happy birthday to August for tomorrow. Wait, giving your
own daughter a birthday, that was the thing you remember
when you're a candem your birthday and mom and daddy
ring the local classic theam on the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Birthday, the happy birthday to Haley who turns ten.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Team you'd win like something, you'd win some doughnuts from
the bakery or a.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Family or a voucher for a memory lane.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
That was a buffet and well they might have done
the marbles buffet you plumber when you wouldn't want it,
And that was a good prize.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
That's a good buffet prize.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Well, you know, the easier thing than getting your mom
to work in the radio is just getting your just
dedicating your life to getting a career in radio. So
one day, you know, twenty two years after you've started,
you can say happy birthday to your kids, and so easy,
and they're probably not even listening to We're not even
doing anybody else's birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
So that's just how special it is. And are career
to manifest this exact moment play Fletchba and Haley yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
So we've got these friends Jake and Casey that we
share and they go fishing all the time, and they
had a whopper of a fish and they missage us
saying snapping, Yeah, they.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
See do they have a boat or do they distill
it approach? Okay, look at a boat.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
But then they said, canceled dinner plans.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
We got fish. We did a fish drop off. Okay,
so I got home yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
There a whole fish. Did they come? They fill the
babe and they vacuum packers filling from the infomercial. Yeah,
I'll got one of those. They ruled it the rull
one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Except they don't tell you that if there's if it's
too liquidy in the bag. Yeah, when it's going sucking
everything out, there's too much liquid in the bag. Liquid
means that it can't seal. Oh okay, so you might
need to double seal that. Yeah, right, I'll seal you
up something if you like. What would you like a biscuit.
Can you bring in a biscuit and it's sealed.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
In a fall like a four size? Yeah in the middle.
I want to be canceled for using too much plaster.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Yeah, great, fresh and better be a good biscuit, frecious biscuit.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
You'll get a nice you know had.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
A birthday coming up next week? Oh okay, what kind
of biscuit A baker? What about the caramel one that
you had last that was.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Young Bakery Belgium, A good Belgium. What it could be
crushed and the could be crushed. No, it won't be
It'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Slice. Yeah, the ic I think that's inside. It's it
sucks all the ear out right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
So they give you the fish and it's already pre
because I would hate that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
If someone gave me a fish, I'd be like, no, thanks,
I don't give me a whole fish before it rules?
Did you tie tyst? You gut it? And then I
don't know how to gut it. That's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
It's easy to just cut the bottom open and stick
your fingers and I would have to throw it out,
and then you stuff the the gut cavity with like
Herves and Sage are still in there. They're still in there,
and then you're not doing that season at the top
of you rab it and you leave it over night,
and then you barbecue a hole and then you peel
the skin back and.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
The hall of there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
If Jack, in case you're listening, never even even give
me a whole fish unfillatter. Anyway, they get delicious fish,
heaps of fillas.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
It's like eightousand dollars yesterday.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
This is so expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
So I went home and get there this lovely air,
and I went for a nap, and then I woke
up and he said, there's a surprise in the kitchen
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:06:15):
And I get in there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
There's a glass of savion blanc and he's he's frying
up the fish filets, just butter, salt, pepper, lemon. That's
a He's brought a loaf of white bread, beautiful and
he's putting fish fresh hot fish filets with lemon, salt, pepper,
butter into the set.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Right's your lunch. That's my lunch. Glass is sad. I
was like, trees, wow, that much like sometimes just a
fresh tomato on some white bread with too much salt.
What do he needs?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
It was mayonnaise? I will say, but a mayonnaise incredible.
So I'm meaning the sandwich, enjoying my sad. We're having
a lovely We sat at the table and dollar.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
That's why I know. That's why getting a little.

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Nice such an insign into a long term relationship that
you have to email each other just to organize this.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
You're tear it up.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Yeah, you're teeing up anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
So I ate this sandwich's he eats his two sandwiches,
He's maybe two full sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
I ate the first one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
It is so delicious, but I was like, I cannot
finish there, and it's such a waste and you can't
just like let that fish sandwich sit come back yet later.
Hot fish, you got to eat it now. And I
hear the neighbors builders working outside.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
And I was like, oh we should. I was like,
go see if one of the guys wants a sandwich,
and Aaron's like, hell yeah. So we go out with
this plate and this hot fish sandwich and Aaron's like.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Mate, you got some fresh snapper off the boat this morning,
made a sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Do you guys want to have it? Because we're full?

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
And the guys are like, oh my god, hell yeah,
do you fish? And then I just hear Aaron being like, yeah,
man caught it this morning. He tail if he didn't,
you don't even have a boat. He's looking at the
driveway and see we don't have a boat.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
He thinks he's got a boat in a marina.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Marcter comes out of the gate just being like, yeah, mate,
we call it this morning we, I think collictively, Yeah,
he's thinking of our friends.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
As the collective we.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
But he absolutely sold it to these like I think
he got his mask on, you know, AdEx to who
he's around, and when he's around trades, he gets his
like mask on. So yeah, apparently we caught some beautiful
snap of fresh this morning and whipped up our boys
and Sammy Carlin.

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
When Aaron is an actor, was he doing some character work?

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
He couldn't be doing character work. There could be neighbor
John building up a new character. John larves fishing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
John loves getting out on the boat, dropped down the marina.
He's so bloody loaded Flitchborne and Hayley. Fact of the day,
day day.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
Day, day.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Doom.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Well it's calendar week. Can I just say flooded with
I don't know if you are.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
There's a couple of dumb dumbs and studio who were
just like those are the week I joined.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Yesterday, Yesterday was funny.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
It's just been slightly over underwhelming, underwhelming, over Russian underwhelming,
under three stars over wow, give us today's fact Well,
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
I've done this especially for you, tob Okay, great, Yeah,
I've behaved, caved yep to the to the plibs, to
the dumb, dumb clibs.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
We speak on behalf of the people. Yeah, we want
simple facts simple but today is about firefighter calendar?

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Are you going to do fact to the day next
week about fire fighters? Was that what you said you'd do?

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
He threatened me that he would relinquish control for the
week and make me do the work. Just how hard
it was to do effect the day every day?

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Right, I don't want to. I don't. I don't want
to take it away from him. Look at him.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
You know the sird thing A week's just barely dipping
a toe into the Yeah, and it's not something I
want to take on into this legendary radio segnit yeah okay,
historically lengthy name one that's run for longer the firefighter calendar.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
Precursor. Okay, they I'll tell you how they came about stripez.
Was that the pre curs that is finald No. No,
beefcake magazines, beefcake maga, beefcake magazines.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
What's beefcake?

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Buff men? Buff men?

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Who?

Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
I've heard of men men called beefcakes before, like, oh,
he's a beefcake.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
But you know the origins of the term beefcake.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
They needed a male version of cheesecake because back in
the nineteen thirties, if a dame was cutting a nice.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Silhouette, you'd say, well, she's a cheesecake. Well, because she's
delicious or something. She's sweet and delicious because you can
see the passion for it, PEPs on it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Yeah, and she's full of PEPs Yeah, crunchy pips and cheesecake.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
So then they were like, well, what's the male version
of a cheesecake? And it was the beefcake.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Now how men love beef So there were physique magazines
beefcake magazines, which were popular with men who had something
to hide. In the nineteen forties, men who had a
few fellow friends would they tell their wives it was
because they were into the gym bingo. So basically you

(01:11:28):
think men's health, if you've got if you've got a
straight friend, if you've got a straight friend who's like,
I get it for the workouts.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
Yeah, I just want to look at what I want
my body to look like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Yeah, Bryan Reynolds pictures lovely, but let's not pretend that
hasn't been used as a little bit of material for
the old.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Brain matter there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
So they were very popular in the nineteen forties, and
they were while they were targeting females yeap, mostly being
picked up by amazing secret homosexuals. So then he grew
in popularity in the nineteen and the United States in
the nineteen sixties and seventies there was manually enterprises incorporated

(01:12:07):
versus day you know how every court case in Americas
and so versus so and so. And after that, male
full frontal nudity was made legal because prior to that
you could have female nudity, but you couldn't have male nudity.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
That was a male fight for equality. After female equality
wasn't quality means everyone, But it turned out women were
a little bit too shy to be buying Beefcake magazine
on whole male pornography.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
It was a little bit humha. So the way around
it was, every woman needs a calendar. You've got to
run the house. How you know what day it is.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
You've got to know what day Susie's via a violin recitalis.
It must have happened on the calendar. So they started
putting the beefcake men on the calendars. Briefcake calendars started
selling very very well. And then you know, it came
down to it. Firefighters needed money. Yes, they needed extra
money to fund their fire department.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
I tell you what. Those hoses are cheap, those big hoses.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
Oh god no, and often canvas hoses very off that
hoses back man, the two handles, yeah, you know, awful
powerful work the nose a little.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
Bit, you've got to get it wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
So then they were like, you know, we need money,
and I don't know if you guys have noticed, we're
all pretty shredded because we've got to be SuperSpecial. Run
up the stairs, run up the seats because and then
ather lift you can't, and a fire you can't use
the lyft.

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
Cand God, I know they're like, don't use a fire
It's like, well, I'm not going to I want to
get down faster.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
So they were like, these calendars sell, well, we're all beefcakes.
We want to make some money. And that's how they
started and it was born.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
See this was the kind of fact we needed.

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
Literally on the edge of my seat, I'm enticed. Nineteen
eighties saw the birth of the Fimon calendar.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
And not was it overseas, not New Zealand because New Zealand'
obviously adopted the Fireman calendar. New Zealand has adopted fiming
caliber America first off right in the twenty first century,
five fight of calendars have become very popular and Asia,
especially Taiwan. Oh and twenty eighteen, the Taiwanese government, you
part of it? Is that part of China or not?
Can you ever stand on that? Not on calendar week

(01:14:11):
next week? For is that really China?

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
The fact of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
And twenty eighteen in the Taiwanese government invited two models
from the Australian Firefighter calendar because remember they made massive
amounts of money.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
After those massive bush fires.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
The Australian Firefighters had a calendar that was like a
record break for how many it sold to the Taiwanese
government invited them and they gave out of a ten
thousand calendars, and now those two Australian firefighting models are
considered celebrities in Taiwan and they go back and they
get like massive crowds of adoring woman.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Oh god, amazing. So today's back to the day is
I loved it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Yeah, good, good from you. Fire This is what I
expected every day this week. Yeah, firefighter, I think we've
all got something to out of this week. We've got
we have, We've had the six six to finish off
the week.

Speaker 2 (01:14:56):
Yep. So let's face that this was straight six appeal.
Yeah we have but a history. Yeah, that really long
calendar for me.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Yeah. So today's fact of the day is that firefighter
calendars were predated by beefcake calendars, which are predated by
beefcake magazines.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
Fact of the day, day day, day day. Yeah. Do
do do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do do dooo do.

Speaker 8 (01:15:35):
Play play?

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Okay, I actually really loved this. Taylor Swift has been
called out. I guess people A lot of people are
highlighting that at the moment she's been performing in some
pretty cold places.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
She was in Edinburgh. It was really cold.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
How is she not collapse of exhaustion doing these three
hour shows every night for what feels like ten years.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Because we were so jazzed about the Australian side of
things that when she left, we were all like, and
now she rests every night.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
She's doing three hour conserts just kept going.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Yeah, So people were showing videos if you're in Edinburgh
where it was really cold and windy, and like me,
her nose was running. So she's like this and at
one point she just goes at that and just like
pinches her nose like that and you can go down
it's a little string of snotny fingers and then eventually
she just sort of wipes it on her skirt, like
what are you gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Starts for tish she could have.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
I've actually done that when I've been biking and get
a snotty nose.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
And I was just like on the road, yeah, not
on the footpath, thanks, not the road, yeah, the road.
And then I was spitting.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
You can spit on the road, but don't spit on
the Footpaths used to do it and drink soccer like
you don't stop, just run up and down the field.
She just I was like, oh my god, Yes, it
is pretty gross when you think about it, I know,
but I sort of love this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
I really like this because she's so unobtained, she's so famous,
she's so beautiful. Her just being like, it's wet and cold,
dripping nose.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
She's got boggers.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
I don't, yeah, and so she just do that little
push pinch there's one, but you can see the string
of it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
It's so good. She love She gets a snotty nose
like the rest of us. She's only human.

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
We asked, what's the grossest thing you've sent a human
do in public? In public on Instagram because some people
are quite anti the snot like, that's why I'm not
on the foot path and not on grass because people
can't see it on grass. When people snot and split
and stuff on grass and then you can't see people
go on the grass with the bare feet, full ground adult,

(01:17:38):
some miss ev says, full ground adult, pull in their
pants and drop a douse on somebody's lawn.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Oh my god, that's terrible. That's terrible behavior. Saw someone
take a wheel over the subway platform in New York
New York Subway. Yeah, you see things in New York. Yeah,
Cofire says clipping their finger up at the airport.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Just I think clipping fingernails, let alone toenails, is a
very private thing.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
I do mine into the sink and then and syncer
rate them. I do mine all, vacuum them up.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
You do them to your kitchen sink your fingernails, Yeah,
is that gross?

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
I just chew my fingernails, But my toenails I clip
when I'm sitting on the toilet and throw them out
the window into a guy. Sometimes I'll pop them. Sometimes
I'll pop them down between my legs and flush them.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
Okay, I do my toenails outside, and I get my
fingernails done professionally.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
I saw a kid up top of a climbing frame.
He was up top, he threw up, and then from
the throwing up, he wet his pants and all the
vomit and the we fell on the people underneath.

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
It was pretty gross. He too hard. He pissed himself.
That's a very funny. Accidentally nearly put ourselves having a
big hard heat.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
This is the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
We're all just humans, aren't we Fluids and all sorts.
Then out of the humans.

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
But this is no excuse Brady says someone at worked there.
They picked a scab off their elbow and ate it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
Dope, Why did you? I saw someone pick up a road.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Killed seagull and you know those beach side barbecues where
it's just a hot plate. They paid to start that
up and then chuck the road on the barbey didn't
eat it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
That's a lie.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Oh that's yark. Okay man got down in front of
me on the bus. He bent over to pick them
up and he was commando. So I saw his old.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Plate. Fletch Vaorn and Haley and fletch thorn and.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Paused their pauses. But we're apping to Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Georgia Bird, who's up next, is wearing a looke Luke
colmb's T shirt because it's Luke Combe's day.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
Today's late album album's out, Album's out.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
It's all about his Sun said she guarantees will cry,
and I said, I don't know if music's ever made
me cry.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
I've listened to music while I've been upset, because yeah,
it's a good soundtrack to cry. I thought you'd love
a cry to a delould make me cry?

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Yeah, okay, it's just so wholesome and like he sings
about being dead.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
And I'm like, one day, Well that's pushing me further away, right,
So productivity and christ it's in the South Islands down today.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
All my mates and dead. I think it's a national holiday.
Comb's national album release. You're excited. What's this album called.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
It's called Fathers and Sons. Where the children not be
happy about that? So you're wearing a loot Comb T
shirt and I got cowboy boots on. Hailey's wearing a
metallic T shirt. Yep, you're wearing You're just wearing a
black shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
Different, aren't we We're just different. If you were wearing
a music T shirt today, what music T shirt? Would
you be? Warm wiggles?

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Yeah, t shirts a choice. You're as jolly party were
jolly you even when your share T shirt. For a while,
I can't remember what my sheer T shirt looked like.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
I don't I think that. I don't. I don't think
I've got that T shirt? Okay, and they got retired
sad you're going to look like our backstage heads. Yeah
you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Yeah, songs, that's what That's what happens every time I
wear a Metallica T shirt. Know me, three songs, Me
three look concert com songs, Beautiful, crazy.

Speaker 9 (01:21:19):
Whiskey, Ouch, my horse, yeah, my old girl, she'd be
tooting down the road, Rocky Rocky Mountain Rangers.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much. Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
If you add a day of the week, a type
of alcohol, Metallica's just dibble life rock and roll, choose.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Their whisky outbreak. That's it? Is it? The podcast done?
Because I'm busting for a poose, last thing for a poose.
Jesus give us a review. Sid Ms, Fletched, Vaughn and
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