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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:46):
Sigma riz yuck guys coming up on the show The
Top six. Winston Peters has said, hey, let's not ban
greyhound racing. Dogs love running, dogs love racing, isn't he?
That wasn't he in charge of the racing, was the
Minister of He loved being the Minister of racing.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He'd love a gamble.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He would put on Friday night down the Doggies Branella.
He is the current minister.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh he is, okay, the minister responsible for the New
Zealand Racing Board.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Racing Industry Transition Agency.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So he sees handed the.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Dogs love racing.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Dogs love racing, probably on a beautiful open farm. My
dogs love running. Yeah, just just not sort of.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Put in cages like just yeah, where whack trains run
to their bones?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Are rouban on bones?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Deal with this in the top six Because I asked him,
I said, I didn't know you could speak to animals.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
What what other animal insights you have for us?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And he said, I said, on WinCE, then you're speaking
beer and he said, sorry, I'll speak in English.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I have the top six other.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Animal insights from Winston Peter's coming up, okay, very own.
Dr Doolittle, Yeah, doctor do buggeroll am I right, buddy.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Politicians up there in the bee hive not working like bees.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Next on the show, there is a gym in Korea
that has sparked controversy over a sign they've put up
asking for the type of people they want to frequent
their gym play ciliums.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Flegvorn and Haley, this is a great word. What does
it mean?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It means so this is this is a it's Korean yeah,
and is commonly used to refer to an older woman,
typically over thirty okay wow, those that you would, in
I guess in Western context called ma'm yeah, and it
refers to They sort of say it's it's the Korean
(03:01):
version of a Karen. Aunties, old aunties. They say, so
there's a German South Korea. They've put up a sign self,
do you wanted to do the show on your own?
Come on, auntie, happy to go home. I'm not a
(03:24):
I'm not a Karen. So this this gym put up
a sign saying off limits to a Hummers and declared
that it's only cultivated and elegant women allowed at this. Okay,
so apparently they've been having a massive problem with these
Karen like ummers or aunties. And they said they've suffered
damage because of obnoxious behavior by older women. That's spend
(03:48):
an hour or two in the changing room to do
the houndry steale items including towels, soaps, and hair dryers.
They would sit in a row and comment and judge
younger women's bodies. They would leave hot run water running
for an hour or two, which doubled the water bill
and they would sexually harass young female members, telling them
(04:08):
that they would bear babies. Well, so basically just older
women sitting there being like you when you're gonna when
you can have a baby, you could have put a baby.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And they're like doing all the washing and stuff at
the gym, hanging out of the gym face at a time.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Very little.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You can't. You can't steal out here. They're hardwired them hard.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
There's like plugging. They just literally are hard wired. Is
it a bungee cord? Does it? It's like yeah, long,
it's long telephone card. It spirals up and no, it's
not my gym. There's like deodorant and stuff. If you've
forgotten yours, what d Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
When I.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Actually wait, that's a lovely seat truck in the bag.
Oh I can't. Someone's written on it with vivid.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's not immuneral role on.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
When I joined Jim Vaughan's gym temporarily just a shower
to shower, I worked out twice in six months.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And they still talk about it and they're like, wow,
what a lift.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So next to the sign that the gym's put up,
they put up another sign describing what is and is
a woman who likes free things regardless of age, gets
sworn at everywhere, but does not know the reason why.
Sits in a seat reserved for pregnant women on public transport,
(05:35):
goes to a cafe with two people and orders just
one cup of coffee and asks for a cup to share.
Secretly throws food waste into public bathrooms or other toilets.
It's frugal with their own money but not with others,
and has poor memory and judgment, and says the same
things over and over again.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It is a Karen.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's a Karen.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
They've gone to war with the Karen, and the.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Gym's like, everyone's like going, you can't ban people from
your gym, and the gym's like we stand bys, get
out of here.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, it sounds sounds annoying.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That term just really summarizes a whole sort of category
of women. I want to start using it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's just not going to happen in New Zealmer. No
one's going to be in the gym changing rooms and
tell you that you're you should have a baby, right.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, and putting their house down the toilet. Yeah, probably
absolutely would. Oh everywhere I reckon. Every woman once in
their life had been told they had lovely child bearing hips. Yeah,
kill to the next song. I don't want to talk
about it.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Play Fletchborne and Haley Radio New Zealand release data sorry
trade me, release darter too?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Are n Z.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
They were looking into the top high pain to take
a break from playing filth, did they? Yeah that I
saw that there here they had some songs slipped through
swear words last.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Week somebody requested a song from and it was it
sounds like folksy little country number. And then it gets
to a part fell Fell Fell. There are a couple
of songs fell. What's happening on the Bossy was used.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Now, I'm not going to say that here.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I don't know if you're commercially No, I don't know
if you because of the problems.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
That means Oh no, what does it mean?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Kidding? Don't don't that's what will cross the low describe.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, there's a sign of the times that rad in
New Zealand is playing songs with Bossy in it.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's too much against I'm
scared of it. I'm scared of it. I'm scared of
the busy. I'm scared of it. I'm scared. I can't stop.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well to you please.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
They were looking at working from home, and a lot
of people are doing this, but about forty five percent
of businesses were offering flexible working, down from sixty so
the opportunities are kind of getting a little bit less.
Fourteen percent of employees said it's one of their top
five priorities when looking for a job.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
We're considering a.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Role and also seek who do the job adds. They
said that work from home jobs were at eight point
nine percent, down from ten point three last September. So
the opportunities to work from home a list, but they've
come up with the top ten working from home roles
and their pays.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh yes, so based on finance.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So I'll start at ten accounts accountants working from home.
Our accountant the year, we've all got the same accountant
we do works from home, with the average salary being
ninety one thousand dollars. So that's not a job. You've
got to be.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Trained in that, and you've got to be able to
look at a page of numbers without just like oh
my god, owning out. I know how to do excel.
Every time, I have to google how to automatically add
the salves at the bottom.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, you just highlight the ones you want to do
and then you got order some Anyway, it's literally for
what I don't use it that much.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Okay, Government and council jobs and number nine on the
list working for a local government or a council with
the average salary of ninety three and a half thousand. Okay,
we're getting water and waste engineering. A lot of those
jobs are able to you're able to work from home.
I don't know how engineering. Maybe the poos poos pipes,
pose pipes.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You gotta get your elbow in there.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Well I would have thought so too, average salary of
ninety five thousand HR. And recruitment is ten nine eight
seven on the list. Just a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Backwards count recruitment. Yeah, well that's how for in big
hearted James, isn't it. Yeah, he's in it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And there's a lot of just emails, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Emails and calls emails, Yeah, I mean you can do
that from home. Business development manager and sales next on
the list.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
What does that even mean?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Just selling?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Selling, selling development manager. Sounds like they're going to be
talking a lot of jargon and junk. Ninety eight thousand
dollars is the average salary.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Jesus nixt On the list programming and development it one
hundred and nine thousand average salary and most of those jobs, yeah,
working from home. Next on the list is also it
business and systems analysts.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
What does that mean? That sounds like it's the kind
of job that you put in like that your best
friend hairs and you'll never understand what it is.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
NA give me the title business and systems analyst.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It I could do that. Hi'm Haley. I work in
business and system analysts and it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's more than just being able to say you can
do it, No.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I can do it. What's your what's the issue you have.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
On my computer? Route?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh, you pass it over to me. I'll get Steve
onto it.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Okay, delegation variation, you could do that, just delegating. I
can see in this system, we've got some real productivity
loss points.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay, all using some buzzwords, you know what they meant,
and I can see. If i'll get Steve down here,
I will run a couple of points past time. I
believe we can increase circle back.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Can we just circle back a little bit more to
what you were first saying, and we just bounce around
on that idea a little bit, yes.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
And blue Sky thinking, I think there's more to it
than that. What next? On the list of the highest
paid working from home jobs went home.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Doing this, I'm in the nickers when we're talking.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, civil and structural engineers average salary of one hundred
and seventeen thousand.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Produced engineers for our house. No, you can't know.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's well once in none of the mask.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's so hard to get over to the house, though,
I suppose you could. Most of the time. You could
just be at home.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
NIX on the list a project and contracts management, construction
and roading.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
To manage your projects.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You want, that's what you want.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
And then just call and then just call Fulton Hagan
and be like, take some of that black tari stuff
down the road.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
We need you to take twelve.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
More people than are required, and we need you to
shut off the entire road.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
A lot of people standing around, a lot of road cones.
One job per person.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
On this site that at least two of them have
a dorry hanging about their mouths. How many people are
we passing off right now. Just saying this, I mean
about the same people have probably listened to the radio.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
But I could do that with my mate Steve, who's
also talking.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Chuckles.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Mate, you're not even as funny as Dave. That is
a hoot down on the Fulton Hugan. That was number
two on the listen number one good bit.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I can do this without even hearing.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Okay, the beggars paying job and the most ability to
work from home project management I T one.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Hundred and thousand. I think we've already proven with Hey, Flitch,
howre you going on that? On those spreadsheets?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You're really good?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Good, fantastic? You have access to the printer? No, but Steve,
that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, Steve's just doing a podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
There's no Wi Fi in the studio.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Can you get us some more routers? Could? I what?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You know me?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Last week on a personal night, I popped down to
pbe ticking bird border bloody mish boosted, didn't I you did?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I think there's managing my own home.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
It that skirs.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Also, if your enterineering computer stops working in the next
star five minutes, myself, I got some products. I'd say
you've putted someone off.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
If I replaced my printer, Debt's managing it? Isn't it
my own personal item?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
There you go, you've got technology.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
How much am I making?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
One hundred and thirty thousand a year?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You turn it off and turn it on again and
I get to stay at home.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, off switches. I'm going to be flicking my switch
on and off.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Play from the Panoramic z M think Tank.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
This is the top six. Well he's seventy nine years old.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Well, he's been in politics for as long as I
can remember. I always remember as a kid he was
carrying around a wine box near the wine box and
all the line and then he filled that with an inquiry.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I can't remember what that was about.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
But he's always been around Winston Peters and he hates
the mainstream media. Yes, that populous Trump take on the
media because they out him for silly things. And then
he's like, no, they're wrong because they're dumb.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Are we mainstream media? We're definitely mainstream. Yeah, you're definitely
mainstream because I've always been an alternative girl.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Nah, you've joined the mainstream media.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Well, well I.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Had to say it, but you're one of us. One
normal I'm all cool and Goffy, you grow I know
you grew up wanting to work with Bomber on Channel Z.
You just you can't have every dream.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Listened to him every night, Yeah, I know. Really ticked me.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
What do you the racing minutes this is he was
not rush a decision.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I'm with it.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
A band greyhound racing for the fear of the government
eating up in court, appearing before a select company on
Tuesday mornings and Peter's also declared that dogs love racing
and encourage tell him peace to watch dogs in the wild.
Dogs do love racing.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I love running in the wild. But they don't love
racing on a track. Yeah no, they don't put in cages.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
And aren't they like and there have been a lot
of like def and weren't some of them fed myth?
It was horses and greyhounds, a couple of bad eggs.
Yeah yeah, And then a woman said, nine, feed my
horse myth. The horse must have smelt the myth while
someone was smoking myth outside it.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I think she basically summarizing was saying, don't blame me
for my horse's addiction.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, yeah, he was sniffing up my residue myth.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, well I talked to one sim Peter's yesterday for
legal purposes, no, but for satirical presentation, and I hope
you find humorous reasons.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah. I had to sit down.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Oh you went some Peters and I said, I didn't
know you could drink to animals. And he said, Vaughn,
here are the top six other insightful thing that animals
have told me once in Peter's number six on the list.
He's like, I was talking to some orcers and some
dolphins love living in small tanks.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Do that? They don't think they do? He talked to
them Tillicum, Tillicum.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
He didn't, famously, that's I remember that darko. What was
that called? Blackfish? Blackfish?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
And then I did no.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And then Vaughn went to sea World and San Diego
didn't anyone.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
We went to the zoo instead.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Sure, yeah, I mean then Christine, they couldn't.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I was like, Mom Blake, you know seaworlds and no, no,
it's the equivalent of like riding elephants, which is number
five on the list. And she's like, no, no, no,
that's fine, and we're going for the rides and the shows.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I was like, the shows of what she's like the whales.
That's wild, Oh God. Number five on the list of
the top six other insightful.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Animal insights, Once and Peter told once Peter's told me
yesterday when we were smoking Sergi.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
He's drinking whiskey and but not the dogs fun. Number five.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Elephants love giving asshole tourists a ride on their back
in Southeast Asia today they love it.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
They live.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
If you used to got those photos on your Instagram?
I removed them. Did you you were them? I removed them.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I saw someone who I thought would have known better
recently writing an elephant, and I was.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Like, is this historic?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Is this like a back in two thousand and five?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Have jobs that they can be canceled over for something
like that?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
No, that's us.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
It's regardless, regardless of my occupation.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
People don't care an elephant. I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
People don't care, do they? Most people, the maternity people
don't care. We went to an elephant sanctuary. We put
in literally, I was so worried about, like the whole situation.
I put in more research into finding the like most
ethical one where it's rehomed elephants from the logging industry,
and no one touches them.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
They can touch you if they want, and they can
swim and you.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Get to sit there and can feed them if you
feed them some stuff, and they're own.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
More research I did buying a house or a car. Yeah, yeah,
they do not. They still don't like being ridden.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Number four on the list of the top six of
insightful animal insights. Once some Peter's had for me over
a whiskey of singing and some bets on some dogs,
some dogs minx, you know, minx small mustarlid type creature
love being raised, especially to be killed and turned into
coats and other furs.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Because you've got an old fur coat, don't you. Vintage though,
which is allowed. Vintage is different time. Oh yeah, okay,
at different times. That would be.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
More wasteful and disrespectful to the animal to throw it
out now after.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I already gave its life, but I didn't get a
have it commissioned.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
No, okay, fake furs, yeah, but not real because I
only do foe leather.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Leather jacket is foe.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Because you're a budget because you're a cheaper. Yeah, pleather
was purely there is not an ethical choice, not for
the world.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
The rest on the list of the top six other
insightful animal thoughts once and Peter's sheard with me it's
imagining me in I'd like to see it, including a
little daddy did, a little daddy hat, Yes, little dady daddy,
leather cat.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Little dandy cheese cutter, Yeah, and the lightest leather almost.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah. Hot stuff, bloody Hotter'll be sweating up a storm
in that pleather. Three on the list of the top
six other animal thoughts Once Some Peter shed with me
yesterday over a couple of whiskeys, a couple of siggis
and a few dollars ounder dogs.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's the sibbots in Southeast Asia.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
They love living in small cages, eating unprocessed raw coffee
beans and then shooting out coffee beans to be processed
into coffee. They are they say, ja, yeah, yeah, okay,
ca yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
They just you I mentioned being feed nothing but coffee.
You did the ship's oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So they don't like it. They don't like it, No,
they love it. Oh they do like twy pieces.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
If you tasted that sweet, delicious Southeast Asian coffee taste
the lot right number two on the last of the
top sex things once them Peter's told me that animals
have told her yesterday when we were drinking, or if
you were many whiskies smoking a couple of cigarettes and
bet on the dogs.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
You know, bulls love fighting against humans with swords and
capes or do they?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
They are thrilling.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
For them, but sometimes they get really hurt, I know,
but it shows that they were nown for it.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I always love when one of the matadors gets some horns.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
In the ground. Horn.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
They like, oh, I've dropped my cape trying to run away,
and the bulls like, horn up your ass.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh yeah, shrill, teach you. I like it.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
But the bulls winston to they love it.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
And number one of the lists of the top things once.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
And Peter's told me yesterday that the animals told him directly,
yeap is well, by the way. I don't know if
you know this, but yesterday when I was talking to them,
we were having a couple of whiskeys, smoking a few cigarettes.
And you know what else we're doing?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Hands love who love running?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Love running?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Watch them in the wild. Dog doesn't look happy as
lowry when it's chasing a ball.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I've never seen a sad greyhound. Never.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Never.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
They're always the friendliest, happiest dogs that.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
They're shaking with anticipation.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Number one on the list of that that list of
things that once the better tell me about their animals.
He told me, Cows, pigs, chickens, sheep, goats, and fish.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Love giving up their lives so we have a nice
protein for our meals. Think God, because I love to
eat them. I love to eat them, gotta think. He
was speaking of some who were super happy.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
To make the sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Nice, And I'm super happy to take the fire. I will.
It would be a waste.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I'll eat all the wings. You eat the wing.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
You're gonna eat the wings, Okay, I had the legs.
I'll hit the breasts and the breast, the thighs.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You can have the dry.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
The legs.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Scrappy breast, Yeah, scrappy meat. Eat but it'll drive a
cook it right. That is today's j up set.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Play play now. I am going to talk about the
female genitalia here.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh okay, okay, because some of your favorite okay, you
want to stay some off.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, you'd say it's not your number one?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
What I'm mine?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
You prefer You're right?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Would you go number one in your own genitals? And
then number two. Any other females, any other females, who
are you acting?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Give me in the.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Whole world of hurt and trouble, my wife's lovely, lovely ggitals.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Okay, right, so lovely, lovely one on the ranking my own,
your wife, and then my wife's and then other some other.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yes, would prefer genital.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
The documentary ones that you see on.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
A huge fan of short docos. Yeah, I think I
would choose my own genitals over Aaron's genitals as well,
because you.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Picking why I'm number one.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Your own genitals should be number one on your genital rank.
Other people can have fun with it, but you can
also have fun all the time and it serves me well,
and it's always there, and it's always yours, and it's
just yours to have the whole.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Maybe some people their partner's genitals in their number one.
Wake up, get in your hobby, wake up, starting so selfless,
dam fly.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
So Apparently, in the last couple of years, more than
half a million Australia have had or considered getting a
design of vagina, getting laby a plasty in which you
would trim delm your inner your manoras. Okay, so, and
it's on the rise, like and it's such a massive way.
(24:17):
It used to be like people would only get it
for medical reasons, but now most people just get it
for cosmetic reasons.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Is it the same reason that during COVID and all
the lockdowns and all the video calls, that people wanted
work on their faces?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, a lot of it. They're blaming adult content because
a lot of adult stars have had laby a plasti before.
And you know, they set a standard, an unrealistic standard.
And yeah, they did all this research, look like asking
young people whether they or not they were happy with
(24:53):
their genitals, and no, obviously we all are. It's number
one genital.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
And you don't know what I'd have done if I
was Maybe you could grow your fury back.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
No want set your mind to it. I reckon you curse.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Just think you could get a fore surgery. No way
to get an attachment?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
What was it attached to?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I don't know what they how They didn't know how
to medical glue. Maybe you have to stitch it to
the you're.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Just using yours to mislead people on links. Great, and
then oh god, it was all fory.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I mean, you know what you see is what you
get Oh god, I thought when you measured, I thought
that was it. You're including.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Includes the foreskin.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
And there's a lot of it.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Would you get anything done?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Nah? Nah? Do you know? Why? Why? What would you?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Obviously so many people.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Want Look, I've taught if you if you don't, I've
described almost a near detail my tailor on six dot
life and it sounded lovely. I know, And.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I don't know if you can say that. I know
that you're good friends.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Show my vagina to your wife, Yeah, and she said
it looks lovely.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
H I may want to talk to you after that comment.
I'm just saying, oh, what a man can't say that
vagina you've described sounds.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Lovely anymore one to another.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Can't a gentleman to a friend.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I can't say the vaginas.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
That you've just described in detail sounds tremendous.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
That's a tremendous sounding.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
But I know, I know. On the podcast More and
Morgan talks about the We talk about it all the time,
about any and outies and bits and bobs and and
there are lots of people, Uh, can we get into it.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
There's a text message I'd like you guys to try
to call.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
We I'm in here complimenting Haley's lovely sounding vagina.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Thank you, not talking about the inside now, because we
we had a comment from some person, a fellow vagina lover,
and he messaged into me and Morgan and said, some
vaginas are so excited to meet you, they just come
out to say hello a little early. And I thought
that was the best way to describe a little Audie.
(27:27):
Some of them were just so excited to meet you,
They're like, hey, they pop out to say HeLa. But also,
if these laby pluses, there's a huge risk of and
this is why I wouldn't you even consider it of
numbing afterwards sensation which you can damage nerves. Well, what's
its purpose? Serves one purpose as someone who's not planning
(27:51):
on having children, Yeah, that can look all good, but yeah,
if you're not getting the enjoyment out of it. Yeah,
So so I think we're trying to get her on
the phone. We're trying to get someone's message in saying
I'm a female plastic surgeon who does a lot of
laby plasters. Sometimes it's functional, like if it's it's causing
discomfort or physical suffering. Absolutely, But this study is shown
(28:15):
that that's a very small percentage of these laby plastics
that are on the rise in it's like a relative Yeah,
it's elective.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Do they get them done in Australia or are they
Is it one of those destinations like a turkey or thailer.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Or you wouldn't take your turkey giblets turkey would you.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Wouldn't not with that dry lamb no.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Play and Haley, we.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
We're just talking, just discussing that Labyer plastics or the
surgery in which people get there inner LaBier trimmed is
on the rise in Australia and where we're a million people,
has a million people last year, and we mentioned that
we've got a plastic surgeon. We were trying to get
hold of doctor Mackenzie joins us. Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Nice talking to you again.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
We hit you on the show years ago and we asked,
we asked you heapes of.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Questions about plastic surgery.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Had some personal questions. I'd like to ask but maybe
i'll get a quote a few later.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yes, like a builder popping around for a quote.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yeah, a quote the project.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
So we said, we're talked about this news story out
of Australia. Is this something that's happening in New Zealand
as well?
Speaker 6 (29:36):
Oh very much. Indeed, so for example, the American Association
of Plastic Surgeons and International Association of Plastic Surgeons, and
they perform a kind of serve every year and we
have noticed that like a plastic surgery is definitely on
the right. So I think it's quite an international trend,
right And.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Do you think that lots of it is because of
you know, explicit imagery and pornography that we say.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Well, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm you know, I'm sure
there is a role of social media when it comes
to lada plasty. But I think awareness, you know, I
think as I think we talked last time. Uh you know,
the thought about is plus the surgery changes. There's not
so much tuble around it, and I think and people
talk about it. You know, I have patients to come
and they say, look, you perform the surgery for my
(30:24):
for my uh friend, it was life changing. So people
talk about it, and I think the awareness has increased.
Plus the role of social media, there's no question about it.
But what I disagree with is the term called designer vagina.
If I'm really honest with you, because majority of laboplasties
I perform, if not all of them, are done because
(30:46):
of the functional discomfort. Yeah, patients suffer from and yes,
you know the esthetic outcome. I would say the colatural advantage.
But you know I have had propersial cyclists would come
for their plastic and they were not able to train.
I have had horse riders, I had, I have young
(31:07):
ladies trying to train for growing. You know, sitting.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Did a spin class with flit here and I did.
I sat down on a lot and he looked at
me and I said, I just I just clipped a lip.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
Yes, and you know they started from eating, irritation, you know,
painful intercourse for example, all years wow, and of course consciousness.
You know, you have patients who like wearing bikinis. They
are kind of a bikini because I'm already will slip out,
or wearing type of leggings. So these are the functual
indications for and they believe or not this is like
(31:49):
a press reduction. It's just a life changing, like life
changing surgery for at least for my population of patients
who come and see me bristlefts.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
They're quite complicated because I have been gurgling them quite complicated.
Breast left almost breast and plant is easier, I think, Darling.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
I think you make it sound complicated. So of course
they are different techniques used. So it depends on the
technique we use, so you know, and and and experience hands.
It's just not a complicated change it is. But it
take a surgery, you know, and it's a it's a
definitely very personal choice. And they have some risks associated,
so you so you know that needs to be taken
(32:25):
into account as well.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I will take that in accounting a couple of years,
or you can give me a couple of years and
I'll be giving a phone call.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
To get these I may not be using and I'm kidding,
but you can always.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Thank you so much, so fascinating and sorry to have
you back on the show again.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
So much so.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
If you're considering it, just do good research, do some
good research.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
I like with any any surgery, you know, with any surgery,
have to do research to make sure you are seeing
a qualified specialist. Yes, and not the risks, That's what
I would say. But it's not a vaginal surgery. That's
why I would I like it. No, thank you for
coming on a vagina.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Thank you so much, Doctor McKinzie.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Amazing plays Fletchvoorne and Haley.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Haley, silly little poo, silly lit.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
It is so silly, silly, silly that Si little pool,
silly little.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Silly.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
What's your favorite celebrity endorsing a politician change how you vote?
Is today's silly little pole? And the answer overwhelmingly no.
Ninety one percent of people said no. Nine percent of
people said yes because this.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Kind of was Donald Trump was talking about Taylor Swift
the other week and people then that kind of made
people think, come on, Taylor Swift has to come out
before the election and say who she's voting for. Oh,
and then that might influence people, that might help Joe Biden.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
If Jason Momoa, you're number one celebrity, yes, came out
and said before the next election, I'm team David Seymour.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah. No, would you then have to break Sophie's choice?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Would you have to break it off with Mamoa or
quietly vote for David Seymour?
Speaker 6 (34:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
What would the choice be?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Do you think? Do you think and you know, maybe
some of our listeners enjoy David Seymour's politics. Maybe p
of New Zealand did, and I don't think a huge
amount of that five percent. No, I choose death. I can't.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
There's a terrible hypothetical. I can't talk some feedback. Coop
says no, but it might change how I feel about
the celebrity. Yeah, true, Briley says, I voted no. But
actually if it was Taylor Swift, then yes, I'm not
into politics, but I know she's all for the right things,
so we totally trust her knowledge and understanding over my own.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Interesting Jesus, she does take a private Jesus.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yes, she's got problematic cats.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Okay, no crush or no celebrity crush would survive endorsement
of Jack David Seymour.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Just Dixon.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
We love the ACT Party. I think you're being silly,
said no, Fletch. I won't vote ACT for you. I
knows is Mason. And everyone's entirely to their own thoughts
and opinions, and no matter how wrong they are.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Democracy.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
If my favorite celebrity you mean you guys, then probably yes,
all right, Jessica. I've always been told to vote for policy,
not people, whether or not those policies come to fruition
as a different story of parties.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Policy should reflect how you would like to invoke change
smart a good way looking at it.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
What is if my favorite celebrity started to endorse Christopher Luxton, Christopher,
I like you, I don't block them, okay. And my
favorite celebrities Zeland Hayley Sprouse so never let me down.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Although she she's got she loves the marks.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I've got a little Chloe Swarbrick cut out looking right
at me.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Here, Alice, my favrit Chloe.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
So yeah, for the looks of the policies both, what's
one of their.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Policies be hot old day.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Play Sims Fleable and Haley.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Right now though it's Shannon's hacks now five stars Max
Bus Shannon's hacks.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
We yet to get a good hat.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
She's the human version of those stupid five minute hats
trying to ram down yours.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
It's always poor concrete and something.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, and trypoy dry bag concrete and then spray with water.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Is not a notice structurally.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Sound as a wet mats conquering Shannon. Watch your hack today.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
So it's about weddings. Okay, this is good. I'm engaged
to be weird and Obviously, weddings are very expensive, and
this Cozi live and cry.
Speaker 8 (36:49):
I've got a hack for you to make your wedding cheaper.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
One of the most expensive parts of a wedding is
the alcohol. And some people get a bit weird about
a cash bar.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Some people get a bit judgment and if there's a cash.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Bar, don't invite me in the middle of nowhere in
a bloody big tint if you're going to make me
pay nine dollars fifty a drink.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
Okay, So see this kind of attitude. This is what
I'm going to get rid of with this hack.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (37:14):
So you say, once everyone arrives at the wedding, Hey,
this is a driver. There's no alcohol being served.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
There is not one drive to get to the winning
c am. You're not telling me to get.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
To the winning because otherwise people might not show up.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
No, I'm storming out. Hear me out.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
The hack is not done.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
So people show up and you're like, it's a driver.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Everyone's a bit annoyed, and then you secretly get an
auntie or someone else to start selling alcohol for six
seven dollars a glass.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Zero zero going down. Turn around off your friend. If
you don't turn around. In the next ten seconds.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I'm going into the negatives.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
But then you're making the money back on it. And
people don't think it's a cash but they're getting a deal.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
They will never they this is what they'll do. We'll
go to your wedding, right you do this. Our group
chair is Oh my god, that was the dumbest wing
I've ever been to. Can you believe that a dry bar?
And then that's stupid crazy Auntie was charging us money?
That is bs.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
But wouldn't you feel like I've just and where's under keeping.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
All this booze to booze up hundred guests as you've
got just under the table? I guess.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Where.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
It's one of those awesome weddings where you get to
bring your own booze bee.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Why oh, but you see how many bottles of wine.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
It's like you're accounting for like a bottle of wine
purpose and that's one hundred bottles of wine.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Aunt he's got under a desk.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
This is your worst one negative one saving you money.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I'm giving this zero stars negative one star.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Okay, so this is your the average for that zero
You've lost all privilege to future hacks.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
You're gonna have to come. You're gonna have to say
this with a good hack.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
I've got I've got a bonus hack, a little one. Okay,
if you've got a cow lock in your hair, you
can get lamination kits and laminate your cow lick.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
You're talking to two bald men here, and you're trying
to turn it. You're trying to turn it around zero,
trying to turn it around a room full of bald people.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Negative to terrible, terrible hack.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
You've got a week. You've got a week to give
us a good hack. Otherwise there's no more Shannon's hacks.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah, we'll cancel the segment. It's not gonna be worth
our time if we're hearing sacks. Play play.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
What's your jobby? What's your jobby?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
What's your jobby?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
What's your jobby?
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Welcome to What's Your Jobby? Megan is first up. Good morning, Meghan, Hi,
welcome to watch your jobby.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
We're going to ask you three questions about your job
and if we can guess one hundred dollars. If not,
we're going to move on to the next caller.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Easy, Meghan, do you wear a uniform for work? Straight
in bood? Nurse, radiologist? Oh, okay, radiologist.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Don't tell us yet, Meghan, don't tell us.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Did you have to study to obtain the job that
you have?
Speaker 4 (40:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Okay, okay, well that rules out like nurse or radiologists.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Or teacher or.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
See.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I can't get out of my head. She works like
mind a general bummings or something.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Now, yeah, okay, like food? Oh no, a question that
wanted a question that was a freebie, wasn't it got
a freebe she said? Kinder though, Okay, what's your question? Halo,
I've done it.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I've done it. I asked you study worn you're a.
Speaker 9 (41:04):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Do you.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Don't answer. I'm going to talk to my chums here, colleague,
my colleagues. Yeah, not friends, not friends or chums.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Let's have a co flap. Do you work like I
don't want to say in service, but like helping people?
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Do you recoon?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
That's like do you assist people? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:28):
But that could be a shop, like we're helping older
people work with food. You're going to need to take
a stab in the dark to narrow it down.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
And where's a uniform?
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, where's a uniform? No formal training required? Kind of
works for food sometimes.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Could be a parking warden, you know, walks past the
muffin shop.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Yeah, that's sort of work.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
It was food or ticket or tickets of bread trucks.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
She could walk past my cafe. Great things are brewing
on the go?
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeah, oh shoot, she could be a McDonald's worker.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Because she kind of works the food. If you wantivily
work p doominantly food orientated working okay, career courier.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
And food every now and what am I just going
now about town? Because we then we get to ask you,
do you drive a vehicle for your work?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Okay, Cary gotta be curry uniform.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Is your jobby a courier?
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Not really, I'm the lady.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Milk.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Milk is kind of food, Yeah, I get it's more drink. Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
It really good. That was felt quite philosophical. Does that
deserve a horse? Milk?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
It is kind of food, but more drink? Right now?
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I whereabouts? Where abouts? You do anything?
Speaker 7 (43:02):
I'm in the morning.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Do you listen to the show every morning? Megan?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Choosing your way to wake up with with the crew.
As much as we love having you can Elsey, good.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Morning, Welcome to what's your jobby. Now you're on the road.
I can hear you're on the road. Yeah, into the office.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Can you just tell us we for breakfast? I like
to hear a voice.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Wait, is that one of the questions?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
No, no, no, I just want to I just want
to hear a voice.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
I have.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
With milk delivered by Megan. There you going, Megan for
chosing I listen to the show over morning. Okay, do
you have a do you have a physically active job?
Sounds like no, it sounds like a nod question. I'm
human's office space, she's sitting.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Do you the qualifications is always a good question. How
do you did you require formal qualifications for your job?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Okay, so she studied? She studied, Maybe like doctory because
sometimes you're sort of sitting, you're kind of up a little.
Because she was like, you know, with the physical thing.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, it could be a medical she had to study.
Ask if she works in a hospital, then, narrow, don't
call me names.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
You are a dip.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
What about working with people? Shall I say? Do you
work with people directly? Do you work directly with people?
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah, she's a doctor or a nurse, a doctor.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Do you think she works in the medical she ate
musically for breakfast, and you know nine out of ten
doctors do recommend a full cereal breakfast.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, with full cow's milk. I think she's a GP.
You think she's a GP. Really, I think she's a GPS.
As our friend doctor Shawnee on the road this early.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
He's not up this early, but.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
GP he is going to be.
Speaker 9 (45:30):
So.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
The reason it's a first appointment of the days, half
an hour before before after what he said it would be,
is because.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
I think gritical proficial.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
You think she's in the medical Are you going to say? Okay?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Are you? Can I say medical professional?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Okay, because because I just think doctor, that could be
anything but rules out nurse or midwife. Okay, okay, Kelsey,
are you is your joby a doctor?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Not so sure?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
You did feel so sure about what's your jobby?
Speaker 6 (46:10):
I'm a sayso and I work in the hospital.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
You guys are wet.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
We were getting the medical when we got the medical tech.
I said you have a physical job and you said no,
I mean that's the most physical.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Thank you for your service, Calsea, Thank you, council.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
She's gone.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
We're going to Jamie. Good morning, Jamie.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Are you really good things? Hearing something? Authority?
Speaker 1 (46:40):
What do you hear? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (46:44):
She's site manager or or a police officer. We had
a police officer that we didn't guess last time.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
You remember that.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
But also you could be she could be she's on
the way to work. So she's not a lazy doctor,
not a horn she's okay, Jamie, do you are you
on your feet for most of the day?
Speaker 7 (47:10):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Sometimes, oh, hello, dady, Hello child, Okay, on the on
the mos on the feet most of the day, but
not like she doesn't sound like she's running around.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
No.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
I was like, yeah, there's some there's some standing in,
some walking. Yeah, she's dropping off a child. I believe
I reckon to some sort of daycare situation. Bush goes
to work. Are you in charge?
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Are you in charge of a lot of people humans?
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yes, you heard it.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I reckon where I am sensing teacher? Teacher, teacher?
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Because the way when you were like, she was like,
good morning, how are you like? It was very speaking
to me like a no, no, because we've established works
with a lot of people. Let's assume as children to
ask a question that, okay, are you good at math?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
There be my question. Don't answer that.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Sorry, I'm not shift with what if it's not sure
it's something about shift work.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
No, because we've established she's on the way to work now,
she might be on day shift this week.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
She works with people, so you could be a nurse
on night shift.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, are you I'm just gonna, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Do you send people to the.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Do you send people to the principal's office if they're naughty?
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Oh, we're gonna, We're gonna we Are you a teacher
and thinker? Are you a teacher?
Speaker 3 (48:36):
That's your Dorvy, that's your Dorby, that's your Dorby, that's
your Dorby.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
She's a teacher. Who do you teach? Jamie? What age range? Oh?
Just just work to teas?
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Media, amazing of becoming a little showy. Yeah, Jamie. One
hundred dollars for winning What's job? Congratulations?
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Thank you for cheesing in the morning. Thank you, But.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
It's great to have you all with us this morning.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Play Fletchborne and Hailey.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
You'd say the last like ten years have been all
about the girl boss, you know, sisters doing it for themselves,
getting out there, being their own boss, working hard, working
hard for the money. And now gin Z, I was
gonna say, gen Z, we are absolutely rejecting this.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Oh you're too old to.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I said we, I said, gen Z, we are. So
does that make me? GenZ? Is that what just happened?
I just got younger? I think so?
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Do you think so?
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Gen Z? I think it's the how dare you? There's
a callback to about an hour ago, and I'm upset
about it. But now we know that, like gen Z
is not into this. They're like, no, we're not doing that.
We're rotting in bed, We're doing we're doing quiet quitting.
We're like just doing the bare minimum. What's the job description?
I'll do that and nothing more. And now girl boss
(50:10):
has literally been replaced with girl mossing, which is the
act of going into a forest, finding some moss, crawling
up and being at one with nature as a what
an act of rebellion against girl bossing.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, so this is like a nobody is doing this,
nobody likes me.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
They are and like they are literally women spiders going
to the forests, the irony hearers. They're going to the forest,
they're finding some moss, they're being at one with nature,
but they're making sure they get a snap.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Oh yeahs is always wet moss.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
That's why it's moss famously wet moss.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yeah, it's a wet moss and it's full of bugs.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
It's like a great little canopy for bugs and insects
underneath the moss. So late, depending on what country you're in, snakes, spiders.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
So this is like all around the world. There's different
terms for this kind of rebellion against working hard. In
China is called tangping, which means lying flat. And when
people tangping, they're just being like, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
I'm just like that idea is you you are? You
take the photo in the forest because you're not working,
because you're not lying down with nature.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Okay, you're doing the opposite the forests. I don't know
there's one or store there.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Why not take a photo on a beach somewhere.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah, that's not working being led by women embracing the
natural rhythms of decaying by lying down and doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
How many people are actually doing this, It's huge, really.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
It's everywhere. Really, so many pictures and posts on TikTok
of girls girl mossing. Are you going to girl moss? Oh? No,
you got nice clothes. I have to get us specific
cheap T shirt. What are they wearing like ascetic stuff?
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Like what do they call that stuff?
Speaker 2 (52:08):
No, no, not like cheap gym gears.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
She's just snuggling. She's just she looks like she's had
too much to drink or major mushrooms and it looks
like someone from the tree, someone from Wellington. Same kind
of aesthetic. Halfway up Mount cock or Mount Victoria. Puffed
puffed puff from the berg.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
No, you've got to you're missling in, you're taking away
the nurturing soil. You look bloody stupid, and you look silly.
You look silly.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Yeah, eighteen minutes away from eight nixt on the show,
we want to talk about dating people for the perks or.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
We've heard of polygamy.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
We've heard of what was that when you said, you
said polygamy, togamy, You just tolerate, you tolerate cheating.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah, now there's hypergamy. What's that.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
It's basically romance, but it brings luxury and perks along
with it, and then people become more attractive to the
perks than the person than the person giving the perks.
So it's kind of like having a sugar mama or
a sugar dadda.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
To be anything, it doesn't have to just be money, right,
like access to something.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
Yeah, they take you to events that you want to
go to. I mean there is there's a financial thing involved.
Might be just a nice house.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Maybe they work at none Ears and you getting nuggies
at the swing on bad.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
This is a thing.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah, yeah, people are dating's dating up? Oh my god,
another like way to do it. And some people see
it as just basically dating someone who's a couple of.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Steps up someone. Have you heard of banging for roof dating?
The guys you got somewhere nice to stay? What maybe
you've got Maybe you're like an awful to need and cold,
wet flat and you find someone with a nice house.
You're telling me you're not staying there every night. Oh
that's good, I mean that's good.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
So out out of everybody that they asked, forty seven
percent of people said that they had a positive perception
about this idea that they weren't against it. Like having
some perks when dating.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Yeah, god, yeah, I'm trying to think. I mean, there's
lots of perks that have come about, but it didn't
date Aaron for his perks. I mean the purpose tall.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
If someone was into you because of your it's an attraction,
isn't it what you're attracted? Like if someone was attracted
to you, wouldn't you know that's why they were with you,
that they wouldn't be hot.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
Ms dating because of all the cool free stuff I
get on radio, like books and apples, so many radio perks.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
We've still got some apples in the box.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Were dating us, then you wouldn't be free apples.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
So well, this is what we wanted to ask you
this morning. Eight hundred dollars at m You can text
her as well. Nine six nine sex.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
Have you dated someone for the perks? Yeah? What were
the perks? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (55:15):
I reckon a lot of it is going to come
down to the fact that they were rich and they
could afford nice places to say when you went away.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah, those are the perks. But maybe they'd come home
from work with a fresh loaf of bread and you're like.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
To shoot for the molds holidays. I'm just saying little
perks also count as perks. Oh yeah, like bakery owner
main you get little clears of cream buns.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Or dating a mechanic and they can like you're like
the engine lights on care of it na dating builder.
They never build anything of their o because they get
home too tired.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
They play.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
I want to know if you're you're in it for
the perks, if you're currently with someone, or you have
been with someone just for the perks, and what were they? Yeah,
I didn't even know. I think about the passport one. Yeah,
that's a big one.
Speaker 3 (56:14):
Yeah. My friend was dating someone for three years so
she could get a residency. On the same year she
got her residency, they broke up and she got back
together with her ex Broughthampton, New Zealand, and gave him
a visa.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
The long game longer.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
That is a very long gun. I'm assuming over the
course of three years you are sleeping with this person
as well, right, and then and got back together with
her exes and quotations, So this was a plan. So
for three years you're off shaking someone else, been like,
what the hell, I will bring you to New Zilla.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
You think she's a Russian spot in your head, it's
a Russian spot.
Speaker 3 (56:54):
My husband always knows a guy who can do stuff
for really cheap. So my perk to be with my
husband is he knows people.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
He knows the guy. They were four hundred dollars each,
mysteriously down to one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
Oh, they needed some new furniture. My husband knows a guy.
Speaker 3 (57:10):
Our friend, doctor Shawnee, has dis messaged me saying, are
you friends with thinking for the perks? Now he hasn't
obviously heard what you said about him earlier.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
A lazy doctor.
Speaker 2 (57:23):
Hey, doctor Shawnee, we did not stand by this.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
By the way, he just keeps prescribing me hydro quarters,
nothing of the kind.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
But you do. You just asked them the other day
to look at your back skins.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
Yeah, exactly, that's not lazy. He's a great he's a
great doctor.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
That's a perk.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah, and then he said your back looks fine. Here's
a prescription for hyderd quartersign You guys ask too much
of him. What he really likes is being nigged.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
He does. He still talks to me and I do
nothing but neger for his crystals and his poor work effect.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah, I'm not wife. My wife is with me for
it is with me for the perk of my average size.
Who grub.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
And and horrible jokes. Oh my king, you must have
something going on. There's got to be something there for us.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
I've gone all silly because I've got a I've got
a sixy book in the studio and vone's been reading it.
But we want to focus on the perks.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, are you dating or have you dated someone because
of the perks?
Speaker 3 (58:27):
I once stated a guy that I really didn't like.
This is a text message, it's not my story.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
Yeah, I've never dated a man.
Speaker 3 (58:34):
I won't stated a dude that I really didn't like
it all book, but he had staff travel perks with
the New Zealand in the country, Oh my god, to
nothing because it meant I didn't have to see him often.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
Yeah, because he's always away. I kind of set up.
Speaker 3 (58:51):
Yeah, at least be anonymous anonymous, good morning. Have you
dated someone because of the perks I have?
Speaker 2 (58:59):
Okay? And what were the books?
Speaker 9 (59:02):
So then I went on Sorry, he won a five
star resort trips over perfect Cares and everything was paste
so he didn't have to have a neat well unless
we wanted spending money, that was pretty much all we needed.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
He went off the radio funny enough wow.
Speaker 9 (59:26):
So in regards to that, I found out he was
sitting on me with not just one person really, but
I was like through that, I was gonna go off
on this trip.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
And then I broke up.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
Before you went on the trip, and I was super mad.
Speaker 9 (59:44):
About it, as you can imagine.
Speaker 7 (59:46):
But then this is one time in the.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
Life like poke it. Ye hell, I'm gonna go. I'm
thinking cooler of the wake. I'm thinking cooler of the wait.
Because you've got a.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Free trap out of that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
That's genius from you. Actually, yep, you got to go
to Thailand, free trip and anes voucher and it's the
perks of dating us.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
We've got a fifty dollars met Cafe voucher that thanks
our friends atm Cafe.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Well done. Oh there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I mean, I know it's not a trip to Thailand.
It's not bad. Well that's not an offer. I dated
a doctor and I'm a hyperchondract so that worked.
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Oh wow, that's really good.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
This is pretty much like our friend doctor Shawnie and
Hailey who's also a hyperchondrect.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, total a. Yeah, I got scolios the
spine hand juicy discs and that's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
But you're worried about the curve.
Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
The curve. I dated a pro athlete.
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
He was hardly of a home due to training, so
lived a semi single life and a great body for
when he was home, and traveled all over with him
when he competed to if I wanted.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
To go and take me, need to see a photo?
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Yeah, like proof.
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
You can't just say hot stern and radio session it's
a hot body and not provide evident Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I worked at a.
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Cafe when I was at Union, and I was dating
a guy who suspiciously planned all of our dates after
I'd worked the closing shift when I take on all
of the leftover muffins. I worked in a bakery and
she'd bring home leftovers and it was so good. I
was so gutted the days that Leamington sold out. Yeah, yeah,
hard say to her, can you just hide one of
the Leamington's. Yeah, sometimes she would should to a limit. Yeah,
(01:01:23):
I know that's actually fifty is a seven?
Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
It is?
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
I dated a guy for the long game. He had
a house over on the shore. Oh yeah, yeah, she's
just half of that. This is why holloween want prenup.
Long game being over three years.
Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Must be cohabitating. How does someone do that to someone
that's so low. I know.
Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
My husband's in it for the perks. He's a stay
at home dad, owns his own business, which is.
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Very, very chill. Yeah, well I go away and work
every day and pay the bills.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Okay, so stand I'm dead standing a moment and his
dad and he's doing a good job. That's you know,
that's a full time job. You wouldn't did so that
about that her mum.
Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Would you? No, you wouldn't because she have you children
all by your head off. That's a feminist right there.
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I'm an ally.
Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
I'm dating a mechanics So hello, free car care. Yeah,
I wish you'd just buy me a new car.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Oh yeah, play and Haley. Now what I've done here
is I've told you that I wanted to talk about
posting on Instagram and the fact that this AI toggle
came on. But what it actually allows me to do
is talk about the fact that what I posted was news.
I'm coming to crush it with my show. Huh. Free advertising.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
She stuck it in. She trojan horsed.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
A lovely wooden horse. Please bring it into the bring.
Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
It into the city.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
The problem is I'm bugging my show.
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Historical accuracy. I'd be asleep when you announce your show
because the people they were asleep when they came out
of the Trojan Horse, weren't they.
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Yeah, so you actually show I'm coming to Christ, Yes,
I am. I posted yesterday on my Instagram right that
my show Wild Flutter is coming to christis July nineteenth
and July twentieth at PM at the Piano. The same
to my Instagram for tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
The same show that's sold out at the New Zealand
and Potential Comedy.
Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
That's correct and Wellington and Auckland. You're doing in Christ
I'm doing two nights my friend nineteen twentieth of July
whereabouts at the Piano in Christ loves Oh it's beautiful
on air man Guesstreap anyway, So I posted this and
then my friend James Rocket, comedian friend in Christ shows,
(01:03:43):
he's not. He lives in Canada. Now he he does
my poster.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Your post is amazing. He makes lots of comedians posters.
Thes are popham.
Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Now he messaged and said excuse me, and gave me
a screenshot of my post and it said Alee Sprout
underneath it said made using AI and I hadn't. I'd
literally just uploaded the photo. But it's obviously poster of
my poster, which is my wall. It's obviously been photoshopped. Yes,
you'd never say, but he's done the photoshopping. Wow in
(01:04:18):
the photographer, not AI.
Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
So because I noticed this yesterday a couple of posts, Yeah,
it would have the post on Instagram on the feed
and under their name yeah, made with AI.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Yeah, so I don't know. So this bit was an
automatic thing, like I didn't choose it. And then I
said to him like, oh, that sucks, and he said,
you can turn it off. And he's experienced it a
couple of times with you know, because he does photoshopping. Yeah,
he says, it's happened, and so he goes, you can
turn it off, you click edit, yeah, and then there's
(01:04:50):
a toggle and you can go show made with AI
or not, and you turn it off.
Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
What's the point if everybody can just turn that off
when they post something, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Like we tried, yeah, you know, we tried.
Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Then could you could filter the hell and face tune
a photo of yourself and put that up. It's not
going to say made with AI. And that's just as
misleading totally.
Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Because I don't like this this image where you're like, yeah,
it's been photoshopped and it's had graphics pot on and stuff,
but a human being doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
A friend of mine that's a photographer posted on his
story yesterday that Instagram had did this to one of
his photos, and he said all he did is move
the people out of the background, so it was still
an untouched image of a model, and he'd just taken
some people out of the background. And then that of
the what is it called the meta data of photos
and stuff? Sometimes when you upload photos, people know how to.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
See like where it all that.
Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
It can just scan your photo and seeing it that
it's been edited. Yeah, it's seen it and done it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Yeah. So I'm trying to I'm just trying to do
a test here because I've turned off the toggle. If
it applies to all of them now, I'll just pick
a photo and if it's a photo from years ago
where I was super hot, then that's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Okay, Well, do you think Instagram should say this is
not a recent photo that could be at.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Least twenty ago where you're at. Imagine if a I
was like detect it currently fatter than photo, upload it. Okay,
let's just post this photo in which I look incredible,
and I just go next, Okay, next, Oh my god,
I'm so currently beautiful. That's the Yeah, that's the text.
(01:06:30):
I'll put hashtag natural beauty natural. Else is hashtag naturally.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
It doesn't matter. You're going to delete it in a second.
Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Maybe see what traction it gets, and then I just
go share. Now, this is what I did yesterday. Always
Shear posts share posting two of two?
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
What have I done?
Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
What have I done? What have I done? Hailey Sprowl
on Instagram. There may be a nude? Hang on, hang on,
hang on? What have I just posted?
Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
None?
Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
I'm currently I'm so currently beautiful. Does it say two
of two? But it didn't give you the option to
toggle off AI?
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
No, but it doesn't say posted with AI.
Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
But that's because you just uploaded a photo that wasn't
But it's been photoshop. It has has interesting I think,
So what do they do there?
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Well, anyway, it's something you could do with a touch
more work.
Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
I don't know if it's rolling only half ur I
don't know if it's rolling out to everybody, but it's
certainly a thing that we're going to see in the
next week while.
Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Sorry, my heart's still pounding because it's set uploading too.
Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Of two.
Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Now, I went to my favorites album and there's some
photos in there. Now, what's happened?
Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Well, you just saw there's only one photo birth still
lead it to be safe.
Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Relax, baby, I know that it's already getting a little
bit of traction. Do you know what I mean? Eighty
one people, guys?
Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Twenty one past eight.
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Next, what to do if your partner is currently really
addicted to playing PlayStation? Right, there's a new trend online.
I'm going to try I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Try it on you play fled Thorne and apparently.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
There is a new trend if you have a partner
that plays a lot of games and perhaps ignores you.
Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Right, because for those that don't know or don't remember,
you got ore in a PlayStation for his birthday. Ye,
your fiance and at the time you were against that.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
I have been against it for a long time because
I find it unattractive. And I said this to my brother,
who's a gamer, big gamer, his whole My brother works
creating some racing machines for PlayStation and gamers and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
He was like, I can't work in the music industry anymore,
and so he's doing that, okay, right, And I said
to him, he said, does Aaron of a PlayStation for
that big stupid TV of yours. I was like no,
I said, oh, I hate it. I just hate it.
And he said, he's like, don't be a dick, like
you've got your own hobbies and stuff. He's allowed to
have downtime. And so I said, I am being ad,
And so I got in one. And then he played
it for two weeks NonStop. And I was like, but
(01:09:06):
he's clocked the game and now he's not. So we're back.
We're fine. I've got a couple of GIRs, actually coup
I've got a couple of drinks for your wife. Here
we go. I've got a couple of proccos at my
house for your wife. I see what's happening here, guns
at dawn on what happens, See what happens? You one,
(01:09:28):
you one, if you give, if you come bear in
a game, I shall make your wife some beautiful cocktails
at my house, and then you can throw my husband.
Actually that'll be glorious. Can can in me and chard
have your.
Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
House, because this sounds like productivity is going down now
that all around.
Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
The tip on line at the moment is to okay,
we'll pre we'll role play this. I think it's better
to just show you you're playing what came o pins?
Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
What the other week is fridaynut? Because fortnight?
Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Yeah, it's Wednesday to day. I am going to load up.
Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Oh so much choice bottles GO three might die back
intottles G three.
Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
I feel like what I've done here is I've opened
up the opportunity for him to talking about PlayStations.
Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Yeah, okay, so you're playing. Okay, you're playing on your wife.
How long have I been playing?
Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
For hours? Three hours? Yeah? Next?
Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Yeah, I'm a happy boy.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Okay, one, are you still playing your game?
Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
I've got my new PlayStation pulse? Headphones?
Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Okay, I'm your wife topless.
Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Nothing against them before, it's not the trick.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Headphones headphones off? Hello, are you still playing your little game?
Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
I don't know this.
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Yep, you're playing your game. You're saying you've been playing
to Go for such a long time. I have been
pretty little game. You've been playing for three hours?
Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
After you might have had nut screen tro baby, I'm
putting their headphone slowly over what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
You talk to them like they are childs.
Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Wait, so what do you want me to do? Get
off the game?
Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Get off the game? Then what I'm mothering you? And
well then we'll mat laugh. I don't know. I just
said I'm mothering you, and then.
Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
I think you would go back to the bedroom while
Hailey spins three hours. I think that, yeah, oh yeah,
I'm rushing to bed to have to put up a
pillow barrier to keep the brightness of the screen.
Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I think this is because it's sort of echoing the
thing that I think, which is like, it's so unattractive
and now like to make you seem like a baby,
I'm your mom. It's like, that's not a train.
Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
But that's also one attract them to talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
I don't know, I think it would backfire, surely. Yeah, yeah,
what a terrible approach.
Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
We're going to doing this?
Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Women are doing this, don't they just do that thing
when they stomp off and hope you'll chase them, and
you're like.
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I start loudly cleaning the kitchen so that I'm doing
everything while you're doing nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Right, It doesn't that just make you more angry when
you've cleaned the entire house, and then in the kitchens
clean yeah, and then when you have to be it.
And then I'm gonna make a sandwich and I'm going
to leave knife over the sink and i will.
Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Butt knife.
Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Plays play.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Fact of the day, day day, day day. Yeah. Do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
doo doo doo dooo doo. This week's the fact of
the day is you brat. Stop you stop to be
(01:13:00):
nice to your brother. Please be nicety brother. We'll both
be in trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
I just push this cup over being a brat and.
Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Bt brats don't make a rat gandy a brat for
a brat leaves the whole world.
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Brat.
Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Yeah, okay, put that on at Brett hat back brat,
Brad brat, brat gandhy Bret Brett gandy brat.
Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
And when you say put it on a horse, people
don't know that we're making a horse calendar. People are
well aware with motivational flying at the door with motivational
quotes on horses. And it has been two this morning.
I can't remember what the first one was. It's space
week here at fact of the day, influenced.
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
By a recent trip. You've been through a coy. About
this recent coy, he's mysterious. He's a mystery. Will you
be revealing more about this mystery trip? You're damn right?
Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Okay, sill a little sausage, stay tull little space sausage.
Well you beg space sausage today?
Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
What you're a big space sausage.
Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Ah, you're a big space sausage. Today is about the
smell of space.
Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Oh, the different horomas you would smell in space, because
smell peer and jamsman.
Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
What a wonderful combination.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Oh, it's going to be sweet. It's going to be
French peer. I reckon so in space. If you'll both
just shut your faces for a moment, I will explain
to you. And a vacuum, he's a period.
Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Time of the mother is you said? Remember that?
Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
I bet people still say it all the time, just
not your echo chamber of left wing libtail right right
right us here at the old right. Not afraid to
say it, Yeah, not afraid to say it. Call out
a woman for hermod's on a period and a man too.
It's working with you anyway, we're having fun here. Smell
(01:15:00):
doesn't work in a vacuum like sound. Sound doesn't travel
in a bit if you find it in your suit
and your suit you're not in the vacuum. You're in
a pressure environment chamber. But in space it doesn't. But
when you've been out on a space walk and you
go back into the International Space Station.
Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Or what, do you smell it? You you can smell
the environment you've just been in. What it would be
like being outside when there's a fire and you go inside.
You couldn't smell it outside, but then you get inside
and you can.
Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
It's in a kitchen and you can smell the oil
on your clothes. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Yeah, So they've done some because basically fragrance is just
basically a mix of chemicals, and it's how your olfactory
sensors is, the smell sensors, the aroma perception sensors.
Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Breaks it down. So what they do is they get
a mix of these exact chemicals and then they put
them together and like this is what space smells like.
The Milky Way yep, smells of rum, raspberries and booze.
Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
What what the milky Way? You know, if you look
up into the sky and you can see the Milky Way.
They're broken down what it's made of, and it's packed
full of a chemical niners ethyl format, which has a
couple of intriguing properties. It's responsible for giving raspberries their
flavor yum and rum ITTs smell.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
I quite like the smell of rum. It's a nice
smell on a nicket to impact.
Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Do you think that the Milky Way could have just
sucked up a pirate ship back in the day and
that's why it's raspberry meditation?
Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Nope, I don't think so. I think you're being replaced.
Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Explain that. I think you're being ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Ah, Wow, someone's on their period. Who's been to the
Milky Way? Here? Not Vorn, I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
Reached out to Meager Ingredients to recreate the odor for
training simulations. It brings back atmosphere examples of the Moon.
For example, they did the smell of the Moon, they said,
and they compared it to gunpowder, and that all checks
out because things found on the Moon no atmosphere, but
just the space of the moon the chemical formula like space.
Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Rock or dust from the moon landing.
Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Yes, that give that a sniff.
Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
I never thought about it fat snuff because I smelled
because I just imagine, you know, like you sniff pum us. Yeah,
it doesn't really have a smell once you leave the galaxy.
Apparently there's dark pockets of the universe.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Some smell a sweet sugar and the other of a
rotten egg stench of sulfur. As that's quite present in
the galaxy.
Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
And if you went on for a spacewalk in the
International Space Station and you come back, and often you
would smell burnt or fried steak.
Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
You could smell like cooked me with an egg, fried
egg as well with it, or a.
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Red wine jew sort of situation with a gratar more
of a red wine jew one lovely pathetic gratar. Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
And then you get back to the International Space that
you can get inside, and then you can't have a
a dehydrated milk.
Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Mold up yogurt pouch.
Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
So today's fact of the day, the way liked, yeah
really go from you, thank you, is that the Milky
Way smells of rum, raspberries and booze.
Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Fact of the day, day, day, day.
Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
Days, flat thorn and hailey, sneaky, sneaky.
Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Speaking of sneaking, there is a German YouTuber. His name
is Marvin wild Hodge and he published a video where
he showed how he got into a Germany versus Scotland
football match.
Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
While wearing a Hi verse no full mascot. Everybody's going
to question that, are they?
Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
No, So he is dressed up like full Sorry that Like,
I'm just trying to find what you would call.
Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
It's like a beer you would write as a mascot
for one of the teams playing.
Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Yeah, like if you were going, I mean, I'm not
certainly not encouraging anyone to sneak into any of New
Zealand's fine venues in combat, of course not.
Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
So he faked his credentials as well, so copied a
design from photos posted on social media. Passes now. When
it was scanned the entrance, but he was in his
full mascot outfit, it was obviously like didn't work. Yeah,
the barker was all wrong, But him and an associate
were waved in by security who were convinced that because
of this outfit and this parking past was correct, so
(01:19:40):
he went in there. Eventually, he's detained by security after
making it onto the field in the middle of the
opening ceremony where he was held in a detention. You know,
underneath the stadium there's those like little prison cells. Oh
is there? Does every stadium have little prisons?
Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Yeah, lots of them do, for like people, Yeah, spectators
and stuff, streakers, Yeah, yeah, okay, well they just saw
they just park a police petty van out the back.
Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Yeah, I know, but they're gonna come up. But he
went all out like the outfits, one of those big
bobble headed.
Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
You know, oh wow, in like a football uniform. You
would just wave that through. You'd think he's there for
the match.
Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Yeah, totally. So that's how he got in. We want
to know where you successfully snuck into and how you
did it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Yeah, and it is the anonymous phone in topic, so
you can maybe if it was somewhere naughty, you.
Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Can be completely anonymous.
Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Maybe you had like a anonymous you can be full anonymousymous, anonymous,
an anonymous, anonymous.
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Yeah, so we want to know where you have managed
to sneak into and whether you had a costume. Yeah,
how you pretended to be like, you know, catering stuff
high high viz high.
Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Vis at a festival is genius. You see YouTubers do
that all the time, all the security, and then they're
right at the front for these incredible articulations.
Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Oh, eight hundred dollars at Emmons a number you can
take through nine six nine six can be completely anonymous.
Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Where did you sneak into and how did you do it?
Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
We want to know right now with the anonymous phone
in topic, where you've managed to sneak into?
Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Yeah, a German YouTube.
Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
I snuck into a big football match dressed as a
beer mascot and eventually looked amazing though, and the security
is wait a minute through.
Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Don't get any ideas. We're not encouraging this type of malakey, but.
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
I mean it you. It does appear a lot of
you have been sneaking in.
Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Don't need our bad influence anyway. I grew up in
a poor family.
Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Mum would scream together five dollars every now and then
and say go out for the day and entertain yourself,
because that was the cheapest way.
Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
If she didn't come.
Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Yep, my mates and I would jump on the train
without paying and get off in Remuera and walk to
new Market because Newmarket was where they had the inspection
for the tickets, so we need to get off.
Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Before, though.
Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Now they have people walking through at any time and
they can scan your card and tell that you.
Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
We then spend a dollar or so at the South checkout,
but make a bag of snacks, and then we'd sneak
into the movies and watch the movies and then maybe
have a couple.
Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Of bucks to find a way home.
Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
How did you sneak into the movies Because the only
time I've snuck into movies is I've already paid for
one ticket and they stay all day going to the other.
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
One, and then they walk into another movie halfway through.
Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
This feels kind of early on in the plot. I'll
jump in here.
Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Again, we're not encouraging that at absolutely not. Yeah, absolutely not.
Brother and sister in law heading back to Queen's brother
ooh years ago. I dropped them off at the airport,
followed them through security, and walked into the corry lund
with them. I drank a few beers easy. When it
was time for them to leave, I turned right and
just went back to the car. My plane ticket required club.
(01:22:56):
Yeah because of people like you, Yeah, Anonymous, you and
your husband snuck in somewhere.
Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Yes we did. We were very naughty, Okay, we went
over in Rome last year and we ended up at
the Vatican City and it was around nine o'clock and
they closed the cathedral for the afternoon to do like
an afternoon service. If you're already in there, you can
take your time and exit. We don't allow anybody in,
(01:23:24):
and so we're standing the other line, humonger security everywhere,
all the rest of it, and we thought we just
kind of slipped towards the exit, went to the exit
where everyone was coming out, and told the security guard
that I left my bag in at the cathedral. So
he wandered us through and spent another three hours wandering
around the Vatican.
Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Probably going to hell for that, but you know that's
the least of it.
Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
A lot of those places, even just walking with purpose
and like, you know, you're going somewhere that sorry, I'm
just like, yeah, yeah, you can get away with it.
There anonymous thank you possible phone in topic here is chaos.
Where have you snuck into.
Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Because we've got so many naughty listeners, they're making us naughty.
Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Back in the eighties, every concert held at Western Springs,
we just climbed the fence.
Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
There were never enough for guards to catch us. All. Oh,
you never get it away with that.
Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Now top security.
Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Boxing day races at.
Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Chucked on the hivers Vest told them they were there
to fix a power problem straight in free of charge,
and then what got the best part possible and then
just roll up the high version pop it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
It's amazing in the back nor Tics.
Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Is going to hell and I was I wasn't going
to read it, but now I sort of understand why
they did it. I snuck into a guard watchtower at Auschwitz. Geez,
I've never.
Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
I don't honestly don't think I could go.
Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
I could.
Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
I mean, you know, I'm a robot with no emotions.
Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
But that was.
Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
And it was you cannot help but be moved.
Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
They said the place is a museum now and you're
allowed into certain parts of the camp, but the watchtowers
roped off. I snuck up and took some photos as
I teach Nazi Germany history at high school, and my
teacher when I was at high school did a very
similar thing. Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
I snuck my nine year old daughter into a Disney
resort pool. We weren't staying there as.
Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Also the Disney resort.
Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
I'll switched to Disney Disney Resort Disney polls just alive.
Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
We weren't staying there as I was a solo mum
and couldn't afford it, but I took her there for
the afternoon. You needed a room care to get in,
but we just waited until someone came out, and then.
Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
We went this must be illegal. Can I read it's anonymous?
Did you say this? When I was a twelve year old,
I snuck into a nationwide election. My uncle was running
to be mayor and one of the cousins asked me
if I could vote on his behalf because he's in
prison now the cousin.
Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
The cousin is the son of the uncle that's running
for or maybe I think so.
Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
They gave me a list of candidates to vote for.
I voted for them all. At the end of the day,
I received cash for voting for these people.
Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Okay, that is a lead. Well, that is a load
of body election very unsixy. Yeah, okay, I mean you're
going sixty fraud.
Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Yeah, the least sixty.
Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
It's got to end up with some cash. Oh, they
did get paid. At the end of the day. They
got some money.
Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
People posing as photographers at festivals Three poses. A photographer
at Lane Way got backstage and partied with artists afterwards.
What you just put a cannon around your neck.
Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Like nobody's going to festival with a max of cannon,
like the camera though not the war with her? Oh
I was imagining like a giant pirate ship.
Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Can no. Sorry, the canon is a brand of camera.
I should have explained it to you. Yeah, for two
years we haven't paid to go to a Warriors game.
Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
We found someone's media pass, photoshoped our faces and names
onto it. Oh when we go, we can get into
the field, we can go to press conferences, we get
to go into the shed's postmatch.
Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Oh my god, we don't have a media pass and
we're media. We don't wait.
Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
We can get a media pass to go into the
changing rooms, right? Does it doesn't sound right?
Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Does it?
Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Where you could take your beginning, make some of those
hot worries.
Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
And I, oh my god, yeah, who's the one?
Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Toho?
Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Harris?
Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
You just giving someone's get Hailey a media pass?
Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Please? What about someone on the physiotherapy team?
Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
The team your poson is a therapist now and then
you just start like rubbing them really bad? Is this described?
Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Yeah? Yeahs moving on?
Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Just imagine that face down after the game and you
and they're like, how many of you back there? And
you're like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
I feel too hands?
Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
But also something else is really slide number.
Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
Soft squish, Ok, Yeah, there just lots of animal costumes
seem to be the costumes seem to be the guy.
Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
What are they hang on? I knew six men that
wanted to get into a rugby game took a casket.
They were all they were all dressed in black suits.
They told the security his last worsh was to go
to this game. Security let them in and the casket
was full of beer pop sports. That sounds like absolute shenanigans.
Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
There were going very naughty, very anonymous, anonymous, anonymous, it's anonymous.
Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
Not impossible, it's very possible. And you're all very naughty.
And we do not endorse any of these illegal naughty actions.
We are very well behaved. People.
Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
Be good out there today, Shivers, guys. Ten out of
ten podcasts, that one, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
I think two of us were ten out of ten
and one of us wasn't or who was that which one?
We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there.
Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
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Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
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I know, I wanted to go, but I also wanted
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Well, yeah, could get up to twenty five thousand. That's
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Sigma riz yuck guys coming up on the show The
Top six. Winston Peters has said, hey, let's not ban
greyhound racing. Dogs love running, dogs love racing, isn't he?
That wasn't he in charge of the racing, was the
Minister of He loved being the Minister of racing.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
He'd love a gamble.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He would put on Friday night down the Doggies Branella.
He is the current minister.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Oh he is, okay, the minister responsible for the New
Zealand Racing Board.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Racing Industry Transition Agency.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
So he sees handed the.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Dogs love racing.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Dogs love racing, probably on a beautiful open farm. My
dogs love running. Yeah, just just not sort of.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Put in cages like just yeah, where whack trains run
to their bones?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Are rouban on bones?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Deal with this in the top six Because I asked him,
I said, I didn't know you could speak to animals.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
What what other animal insights you have for us?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And he said, I said, on WinCE, then you're speaking
beer and he said, sorry, I'll speak in English.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I have the top six other.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Animal insights from Winston Peter's coming up, okay, very own.
Dr Doolittle, Yeah, doctor do buggeroll am I right, buddy.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Politicians up there in the bee hive not working like bees.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Next on the show, there is a gym in Korea
that has sparked controversy over a sign they've put up
asking for the type of people they want to frequent
their gym play ciliums.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Flegvorn and Haley, this is a great word. What does
it mean?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
It means so this is this is a it's Korean yeah,
and is commonly used to refer to an older woman,
typically over thirty okay wow, those that you would, in
I guess in Western context called ma'm yeah, and it
refers to They sort of say it's it's the Korean
(03:01):
version of a Karen. Aunties, old aunties. They say, so
there's a German South Korea. They've put up a sign self,
do you wanted to do the show on your own?
Come on, auntie, happy to go home. I'm not a
(03:24):
I'm not a Karen. So this this gym put up
a sign saying off limits to a Hummers and declared
that it's only cultivated and elegant women allowed at this. Okay,
so apparently they've been having a massive problem with these
Karen like ummers or aunties. And they said they've suffered
damage because of obnoxious behavior by older women. That's spend
(03:48):
an hour or two in the changing room to do
the houndry steale items including towels, soaps, and hair dryers.
They would sit in a row and comment and judge
younger women's bodies. They would leave hot run water running
for an hour or two, which doubled the water bill
and they would sexually harass young female members, telling them
(04:08):
that they would bear babies. Well, so basically just older
women sitting there being like you when you're gonna when
you can have a baby, you could have put a baby.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And they're like doing all the washing and stuff at
the gym, hanging out of the gym face at a time.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Very little.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
You can't. You can't steal out here. They're hardwired them hard.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
There's like plugging. They just literally are hard wired. Is
it a bungee cord? Does it? It's like yeah, long,
it's long telephone card. It spirals up and no, it's
not my gym. There's like deodorant and stuff. If you've
forgotten yours, what d Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
When I.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Actually wait, that's a lovely seat truck in the bag.
Oh I can't. Someone's written on it with vivid.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's not immuneral role on.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
When I joined Jim Vaughan's gym temporarily just a shower
to shower, I worked out twice in six months.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
And they still talk about it and they're like, wow,
what a lift.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
So next to the sign that the gym's put up,
they put up another sign describing what is and is
a woman who likes free things regardless of age, gets
sworn at everywhere, but does not know the reason why.
Sits in a seat reserved for pregnant women on public transport,
(05:35):
goes to a cafe with two people and orders just
one cup of coffee and asks for a cup to share.
Secretly throws food waste into public bathrooms or other toilets.
It's frugal with their own money but not with others,
and has poor memory and judgment, and says the same
things over and over again.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
It is a Karen.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
That's a Karen.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
They've gone to war with the Karen, and the.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Gym's like, everyone's like going, you can't ban people from
your gym, and the gym's like we stand bys, get
out of here.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, it sounds sounds annoying.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That term just really summarizes a whole sort of category
of women. I want to start using it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's just not going to happen in New Zealmer. No
one's going to be in the gym changing rooms and
tell you that you're you should have a baby, right.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, and putting their house down the toilet. Yeah, probably
absolutely would. Oh everywhere I reckon. Every woman once in
their life had been told they had lovely child bearing hips. Yeah,
kill to the next song. I don't want to talk
about it.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Play Fletchborne and Haley Radio New Zealand release data sorry
trade me, release darter too?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Are n Z.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
They were looking into the top high pain to take
a break from playing filth, did they? Yeah that I
saw that there here they had some songs slipped through
swear words last.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Week somebody requested a song from and it was it
sounds like folksy little country number. And then it gets
to a part fell Fell Fell. There are a couple
of songs fell. What's happening on the Bossy was used.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Now, I'm not going to say that here.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I don't know if you're commercially No, I don't know
if you because of the problems.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
That means Oh no, what does it mean?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Kidding? Don't don't that's what will cross the low describe.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, there's a sign of the times that rad in
New Zealand is playing songs with Bossy in it.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. It's too much against I'm
scared of it. I'm scared of it. I'm scared of
the busy. I'm scared of it. I'm scared. I can't stop.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Well to you please.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
They were looking at working from home, and a lot
of people are doing this, but about forty five percent
of businesses were offering flexible working, down from sixty so
the opportunities are kind of getting a little bit less.
Fourteen percent of employees said it's one of their top
five priorities when looking for a job.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
We're considering a.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Role and also seek who do the job adds. They
said that work from home jobs were at eight point
nine percent, down from ten point three last September. So
the opportunities to work from home a list, but they've
come up with the top ten working from home roles
and their pays.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh yes, so based on finance.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So I'll start at ten accounts accountants working from home.
Our accountant the year, we've all got the same accountant
we do works from home, with the average salary being
ninety one thousand dollars. So that's not a job. You've
got to be.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Trained in that, and you've got to be able to
look at a page of numbers without just like oh
my god, owning out. I know how to do excel.
Every time, I have to google how to automatically add
the salves at the bottom.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, you just highlight the ones you want to do
and then you got order some Anyway, it's literally for
what I don't use it that much.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Okay, Government and council jobs and number nine on the
list working for a local government or a council with
the average salary of ninety three and a half thousand. Okay,
we're getting water and waste engineering. A lot of those
jobs are able to you're able to work from home.
I don't know how engineering. Maybe the poos poos pipes,
pose pipes.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You gotta get your elbow in there.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Well I would have thought so too, average salary of
ninety five thousand HR. And recruitment is ten nine eight
seven on the list. Just a little bit of.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Backwards count recruitment. Yeah, well that's how for in big
hearted James, isn't it. Yeah, he's in it.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
And there's a lot of just emails, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Emails and calls emails, Yeah, I mean you can do
that from home. Business development manager and sales next on
the list.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
What does that even mean?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Just selling?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Selling, selling development manager. Sounds like they're going to be
talking a lot of jargon and junk. Ninety eight thousand
dollars is the average salary.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Jesus nixt On the list programming and development it one
hundred and nine thousand average salary and most of those jobs, yeah,
working from home. Next on the list is also it
business and systems analysts.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
What does that mean? That sounds like it's the kind
of job that you put in like that your best
friend hairs and you'll never understand what it is.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
NA give me the title business and systems analyst.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It I could do that. Hi'm Haley. I work in
business and system analysts and it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
It's more than just being able to say you can
do it, No.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I can do it. What's your what's the issue you have.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
On my computer? Route?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Oh, you pass it over to me. I'll get Steve
onto it.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Okay, delegation variation, you could do that, just delegating. I
can see in this system, we've got some real productivity
loss points.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Okay, all using some buzzwords, you know what they meant,
and I can see. If i'll get Steve down here,
I will run a couple of points past time. I
believe we can increase circle back.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Can we just circle back a little bit more to
what you were first saying, and we just bounce around
on that idea a little bit, yes.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
And blue Sky thinking, I think there's more to it
than that. What next? On the list of the highest
paid working from home jobs went home.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Doing this, I'm in the nickers when we're talking.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yeah, civil and structural engineers average salary of one hundred
and seventeen thousand.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Produced engineers for our house. No, you can't know.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's well once in none of the mask.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's so hard to get over to the house, though,
I suppose you could. Most of the time. You could
just be at home.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
NIX on the list a project and contracts management, construction
and roading.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
To manage your projects.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
You want, that's what you want.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
And then just call and then just call Fulton Hagan
and be like, take some of that black tari stuff
down the road.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
We need you to take twelve.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
More people than are required, and we need you to
shut off the entire road.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
A lot of people standing around, a lot of road cones.
One job per person.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
On this site that at least two of them have
a dorry hanging about their mouths. How many people are
we passing off right now. Just saying this, I mean
about the same people have probably listened to the radio.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
But I could do that with my mate Steve, who's
also talking.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Chuckles.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Mate, you're not even as funny as Dave. That is
a hoot down on the Fulton Hugan. That was number
two on the listen number one good bit.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I can do this without even hearing.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Okay, the beggars paying job and the most ability to
work from home project management I T one.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Hundred and thousand. I think we've already proven with Hey, Flitch,
howre you going on that? On those spreadsheets?
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You're really good?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Good, fantastic? You have access to the printer? No, but Steve,
that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yeah, Steve's just doing a podcast.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
There's no Wi Fi in the studio.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Can you get us some more routers? Could? I what?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
You know me?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Last week on a personal night, I popped down to
pbe ticking bird border bloody mish boosted, didn't I you did?
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I think there's managing my own home.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
It that skirs.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Also, if your enterineering computer stops working in the next
star five minutes, myself, I got some products. I'd say
you've putted someone off.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
If I replaced my printer, Debt's managing it? Isn't it
my own personal item?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
There you go, you've got technology.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
How much am I making?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
One hundred and thirty thousand a year?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
You turn it off and turn it on again and
I get to stay at home.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Yeah, off switches. I'm going to be flicking my switch
on and off.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Play from the Panoramic z M think Tank.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
This is the top six. Well he's seventy nine years old.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Well, he's been in politics for as long as I
can remember. I always remember as a kid he was
carrying around a wine box near the wine box and
all the line and then he filled that with an inquiry.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I can't remember what that was about.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
But he's always been around Winston Peters and he hates
the mainstream media. Yes, that populous Trump take on the
media because they out him for silly things. And then
he's like, no, they're wrong because they're dumb.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Are we mainstream media? We're definitely mainstream. Yeah, you're definitely
mainstream because I've always been an alternative girl.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Nah, you've joined the mainstream media.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Well, well I.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Had to say it, but you're one of us. One
normal I'm all cool and Goffy, you grow I know
you grew up wanting to work with Bomber on Channel Z.
You just you can't have every dream.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Listened to him every night, Yeah, I know. Really ticked me.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
What do you the racing minutes this is he was
not rush a decision.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I'm with it.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
A band greyhound racing for the fear of the government
eating up in court, appearing before a select company on
Tuesday mornings and Peter's also declared that dogs love racing
and encourage tell him peace to watch dogs in the wild.
Dogs do love racing.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I love running in the wild. But they don't love
racing on a track. Yeah no, they don't put in cages.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
And aren't they like and there have been a lot
of like def and weren't some of them fed myth?
It was horses and greyhounds, a couple of bad eggs.
Yeah yeah, And then a woman said, nine, feed my
horse myth. The horse must have smelt the myth while
someone was smoking myth outside it.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I think she basically summarizing was saying, don't blame me
for my horse's addiction.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yeah, yeah, he was sniffing up my residue myth.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Yeah, well I talked to one sim Peter's yesterday for
legal purposes, no, but for satirical presentation, and I hope
you find humorous reasons.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah. I had to sit down.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Oh you went some Peters and I said, I didn't
know you could drink to animals. And he said, Vaughn,
here are the top six other insightful thing that animals
have told me once in Peter's number six on the list.
He's like, I was talking to some orcers and some
dolphins love living in small tanks.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Do that? They don't think they do? He talked to
them Tillicum, Tillicum.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
He didn't, famously, that's I remember that darko. What was
that called? Blackfish? Blackfish?
Speaker 2 (16:17):
And then I did no.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
And then Vaughn went to sea World and San Diego
didn't anyone.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
We went to the zoo instead.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Sure, yeah, I mean then Christine, they couldn't.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
I was like, Mom Blake, you know seaworlds and no, no,
it's the equivalent of like riding elephants, which is number
five on the list. And she's like, no, no, no,
that's fine, and we're going for the rides and the shows.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I was like, the shows of what she's like the whales.
That's wild, Oh God. Number five on the list of
the top six other insightful.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Animal insights, Once and Peter told once Peter's told me
yesterday when we were smoking Sergi.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
He's drinking whiskey and but not the dogs fun. Number five.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Elephants love giving asshole tourists a ride on their back
in Southeast Asia today they love it.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
They live.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
If you used to got those photos on your Instagram?
I removed them. Did you you were them? I removed them.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
I saw someone who I thought would have known better
recently writing an elephant, and I was.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Like, is this historic?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Is this like a back in two thousand and five?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Have jobs that they can be canceled over for something
like that?
Speaker 2 (17:25):
No, that's us.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
It's regardless, regardless of my occupation.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
People don't care an elephant. I don't.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
People don't care, do they? Most people, the maternity people
don't care. We went to an elephant sanctuary. We put
in literally, I was so worried about, like the whole situation.
I put in more research into finding the like most
ethical one where it's rehomed elephants from the logging industry,
and no one touches them.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
They can touch you if they want, and they can
swim and you.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Get to sit there and can feed them if you
feed them some stuff, and they're own.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
More research I did buying a house or a car. Yeah, yeah,
they do not. They still don't like being ridden.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Number four on the list of the top six of
insightful animal insights. Once some Peter's had for me over
a whiskey of singing and some bets on some dogs,
some dogs minx, you know, minx small mustarlid type creature
love being raised, especially to be killed and turned into
coats and other furs.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Because you've got an old fur coat, don't you. Vintage though,
which is allowed. Vintage is different time. Oh yeah, okay,
at different times. That would be.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
More wasteful and disrespectful to the animal to throw it
out now after.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
I already gave its life, but I didn't get a
have it commissioned.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
No, okay, fake furs, yeah, but not real because I
only do foe leather.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Leather jacket is foe.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Because you're a budget because you're a cheaper. Yeah, pleather
was purely there is not an ethical choice, not for
the world.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
The rest on the list of the top six other
insightful animal thoughts once and Peter's sheard with me it's
imagining me in I'd like to see it, including a
little daddy did, a little daddy hat, Yes, little dady daddy,
leather cat.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Little dandy cheese cutter, Yeah, and the lightest leather almost.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah. Hot stuff, bloody Hotter'll be sweating up a storm
in that pleather. Three on the list of the top
six other animal thoughts Once Some Peter shed with me
yesterday over a couple of whiskeys, a couple of siggis
and a few dollars ounder dogs.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
It's the sibbots in Southeast Asia.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
They love living in small cages, eating unprocessed raw coffee
beans and then shooting out coffee beans to be processed
into coffee. They are they say, ja, yeah, yeah, okay,
ca yeah, And.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
They just you I mentioned being feed nothing but coffee.
You did the ship's oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So they don't like it. They don't like it, No,
they love it. Oh they do like twy pieces.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
If you tasted that sweet, delicious Southeast Asian coffee taste
the lot right number two on the last of the
top sex things once them Peter's told me that animals
have told her yesterday when we were drinking, or if
you were many whiskies smoking a couple of cigarettes and
bet on the dogs.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
You know, bulls love fighting against humans with swords and
capes or do they?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
They are thrilling.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
For them, but sometimes they get really hurt, I know,
but it shows that they were nown for it.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
I always love when one of the matadors gets some horns.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
In the ground. Horn.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
They like, oh, I've dropped my cape trying to run away,
and the bulls like, horn up your ass.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Oh yeah, shrill, teach you. I like it.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
But the bulls winston to they love it.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
And number one of the lists of the top things once.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
And Peter's told me yesterday that the animals told him directly,
yeap is well, by the way. I don't know if
you know this, but yesterday when I was talking to them,
we were having a couple of whiskeys, smoking a few cigarettes.
And you know what else we're doing?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Hands love who love running?
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Love running?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Watch them in the wild. Dog doesn't look happy as
lowry when it's chasing a ball.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I've never seen a sad greyhound. Never.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Never.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
They're always the friendliest, happiest dogs that.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
They're shaking with anticipation.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Number one on the list of that that list of
things that once the better tell me about their animals.
He told me, Cows, pigs, chickens, sheep, goats, and fish.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Love giving up their lives so we have a nice
protein for our meals. Think God, because I love to
eat them. I love to eat them, gotta think. He
was speaking of some who were super happy.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
To make the sacrifice.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Nice, And I'm super happy to take the fire. I will.
It would be a waste.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I'll eat all the wings. You eat the wing.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
You're gonna eat the wings, Okay, I had the legs.
I'll hit the breasts and the breast, the thighs.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
You can have the dry.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
The legs.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Scrappy breast, Yeah, scrappy meat. Eat but it'll drive a
cook it right. That is today's j up set.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Play play now. I am going to talk about the
female genitalia here.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh okay, okay, because some of your favorite okay, you
want to stay some off.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah, you'd say it's not your number one?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
What I'm mine?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
You prefer You're right?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Would you go number one in your own genitals? And
then number two. Any other females, any other females, who
are you acting?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Give me in the.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Whole world of hurt and trouble, my wife's lovely, lovely ggitals.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
Okay, right, so lovely, lovely one on the ranking my own,
your wife, and then my wife's and then other some other.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yes, would prefer genital.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
The documentary ones that you see on.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
A huge fan of short docos. Yeah, I think I
would choose my own genitals over Aaron's genitals as well,
because you.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Picking why I'm number one.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Your own genitals should be number one on your genital rank.
Other people can have fun with it, but you can
also have fun all the time and it serves me well,
and it's always there, and it's always yours, and it's
just yours to have the whole.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Maybe some people their partner's genitals in their number one.
Wake up, get in your hobby, wake up, starting so selfless,
dam fly.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
So Apparently, in the last couple of years, more than
half a million Australia have had or considered getting a
design of vagina, getting laby a plasty in which you
would trim delm your inner your manoras. Okay, so, and
it's on the rise, like and it's such a massive way.
(24:17):
It used to be like people would only get it
for medical reasons, but now most people just get it
for cosmetic reasons.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Is it the same reason that during COVID and all
the lockdowns and all the video calls, that people wanted
work on their faces?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah, a lot of it. They're blaming adult content because
a lot of adult stars have had laby a plasti before.
And you know, they set a standard, an unrealistic standard.
And yeah, they did all this research, look like asking
young people whether they or not they were happy with
(24:53):
their genitals, and no, obviously we all are. It's number
one genital.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
And you don't know what I'd have done if I
was Maybe you could grow your fury back.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
No want set your mind to it. I reckon you curse.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Just think you could get a fore surgery. No way
to get an attachment?
Speaker 2 (25:11):
What was it attached to?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
I don't know what they how They didn't know how
to medical glue. Maybe you have to stitch it to
the you're.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Just using yours to mislead people on links. Great, and
then oh god, it was all fory.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I mean, you know what you see is what you
get Oh god, I thought when you measured, I thought
that was it. You're including.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Includes the foreskin.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
And there's a lot of it.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Would you get anything done?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Nah? Nah? Do you know? Why? Why? What would you?
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Obviously so many people.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Want Look, I've taught if you if you don't, I've
described almost a near detail my tailor on six dot
life and it sounded lovely. I know, And.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I don't know if you can say that. I know
that you're good friends.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Show my vagina to your wife, Yeah, and she said
it looks lovely.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
H I may want to talk to you after that comment.
I'm just saying, oh, what a man can't say that
vagina you've described sounds.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Lovely anymore one to another.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Can't a gentleman to a friend.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I can't say the vaginas.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
That you've just described in detail sounds tremendous.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
That's a tremendous sounding.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
But I know, I know. On the podcast More and
Morgan talks about the We talk about it all the time,
about any and outies and bits and bobs and and
there are lots of people, Uh, can we get into it.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
There's a text message I'd like you guys to try
to call.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
We I'm in here complimenting Haley's lovely sounding vagina.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Thank you, not talking about the inside now, because we
we had a comment from some person, a fellow vagina lover,
and he messaged into me and Morgan and said, some
vaginas are so excited to meet you, they just come
out to say hello a little early. And I thought
that was the best way to describe a little Audie.
(27:27):
Some of them were just so excited to meet you,
They're like, hey, they pop out to say HeLa. But also,
if these laby pluses, there's a huge risk of and
this is why I wouldn't you even consider it of
numbing afterwards sensation which you can damage nerves. Well, what's
its purpose? Serves one purpose as someone who's not planning
(27:51):
on having children, Yeah, that can look all good, but yeah,
if you're not getting the enjoyment out of it. Yeah,
So so I think we're trying to get her on
the phone. We're trying to get someone's message in saying
I'm a female plastic surgeon who does a lot of
laby plasters. Sometimes it's functional, like if it's it's causing
discomfort or physical suffering. Absolutely, But this study is shown
(28:15):
that that's a very small percentage of these laby plastics
that are on the rise in it's like a relative Yeah,
it's elective.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Do they get them done in Australia or are they
Is it one of those destinations like a turkey or thailer.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Or you wouldn't take your turkey giblets turkey would you.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Wouldn't not with that dry lamb no.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Play and Haley, we.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
We're just talking, just discussing that Labyer plastics or the
surgery in which people get there inner LaBier trimmed is
on the rise in Australia and where we're a million people,
has a million people last year, and we mentioned that
we've got a plastic surgeon. We were trying to get
hold of doctor Mackenzie joins us. Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Nice talking to you again.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Guys.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
We hit you on the show years ago and we asked,
we asked you heapes of.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Questions about plastic surgery.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Had some personal questions. I'd like to ask but maybe
i'll get a quote a few later.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yes, like a builder popping around for a quote.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Yeah, a quote the project.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
So we said, we're talked about this news story out
of Australia. Is this something that's happening in New Zealand
as well?
Speaker 6 (29:36):
Oh very much. Indeed, so for example, the American Association
of Plastic Surgeons and International Association of Plastic Surgeons, and
they perform a kind of serve every year and we
have noticed that like a plastic surgery is definitely on
the right. So I think it's quite an international trend,
right And.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Do you think that lots of it is because of
you know, explicit imagery and pornography that we say.
Speaker 6 (30:01):
Well, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm you know, I'm sure
there is a role of social media when it comes
to lada plasty. But I think awareness, you know, I
think as I think we talked last time. Uh you know,
the thought about is plus the surgery changes. There's not
so much tuble around it, and I think and people
talk about it. You know, I have patients to come
and they say, look, you perform the surgery for my
(30:24):
for my uh friend, it was life changing. So people
talk about it, and I think the awareness has increased.
Plus the role of social media, there's no question about it.
But what I disagree with is the term called designer vagina.
If I'm really honest with you, because majority of laboplasties
I perform, if not all of them, are done because
(30:46):
of the functional discomfort. Yeah, patients suffer from and yes,
you know the esthetic outcome. I would say the colatural advantage.
But you know I have had propersial cyclists would come
for their plastic and they were not able to train.
I have had horse riders, I had, I have young
(31:07):
ladies trying to train for growing. You know, sitting.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Did a spin class with flit here and I did.
I sat down on a lot and he looked at
me and I said, I just I just clipped a lip.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
Yes, and you know they started from eating, irritation, you know,
painful intercourse for example, all years wow, and of course consciousness.
You know, you have patients who like wearing bikinis. They
are kind of a bikini because I'm already will slip out,
or wearing type of leggings. So these are the functual
indications for and they believe or not this is like
(31:49):
a press reduction. It's just a life changing, like life
changing surgery for at least for my population of patients
who come and see me bristlefts.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
They're quite complicated because I have been gurgling them quite complicated.
Breast left almost breast and plant is easier, I think, Darling.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
I think you make it sound complicated. So of course
they are different techniques used. So it depends on the
technique we use, so you know, and and and experience hands.
It's just not a complicated change it is. But it
take a surgery, you know, and it's a it's a
definitely very personal choice. And they have some risks associated,
so you so you know that needs to be taken
(32:25):
into account as well.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I will take that in accounting a couple of years,
or you can give me a couple of years and
I'll be giving a phone call.
Speaker 6 (32:30):
To get these I may not be using and I'm kidding,
but you can always.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Thank you so much, so fascinating and sorry to have
you back on the show again.
Speaker 7 (32:42):
So much so.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
If you're considering it, just do good research, do some
good research.
Speaker 6 (32:46):
I like with any any surgery, you know, with any surgery,
have to do research to make sure you are seeing
a qualified specialist. Yes, and not the risks, That's what
I would say. But it's not a vaginal surgery. That's
why I would I like it. No, thank you for
coming on a vagina.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Thank you so much, Doctor McKinzie.
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Amazing plays Fletchvoorne and Haley.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Haley, silly little poo, silly lit.
Speaker 6 (33:16):
It is so silly, silly, silly that Si little pool,
silly little.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Silly.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
What's your favorite celebrity endorsing a politician change how you vote?
Is today's silly little pole? And the answer overwhelmingly no.
Ninety one percent of people said no. Nine percent of
people said yes because this.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Kind of was Donald Trump was talking about Taylor Swift
the other week and people then that kind of made
people think, come on, Taylor Swift has to come out
before the election and say who she's voting for. Oh,
and then that might influence people, that might help Joe Biden.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
If Jason Momoa, you're number one celebrity, yes, came out
and said before the next election, I'm team David Seymour.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Yeah. No, would you then have to break Sophie's choice?
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Would you have to break it off with Mamoa or
quietly vote for David Seymour?
Speaker 6 (34:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
What would the choice be?
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Do you think? Do you think and you know, maybe
some of our listeners enjoy David Seymour's politics. Maybe p
of New Zealand did, and I don't think a huge
amount of that five percent. No, I choose death. I can't.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
There's a terrible hypothetical. I can't talk some feedback. Coop
says no, but it might change how I feel about
the celebrity. Yeah, true, Briley says, I voted no. But
actually if it was Taylor Swift, then yes, I'm not
into politics, but I know she's all for the right things,
so we totally trust her knowledge and understanding over my own.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Interesting Jesus, she does take a private Jesus.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yes, she's got problematic cats.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Okay, no crush or no celebrity crush would survive endorsement
of Jack David Seymour.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Just Dixon.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
We love the ACT Party. I think you're being silly,
said no, Fletch. I won't vote ACT for you. I
knows is Mason. And everyone's entirely to their own thoughts
and opinions, and no matter how wrong they are.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Democracy.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
If my favorite celebrity you mean you guys, then probably yes,
all right, Jessica. I've always been told to vote for policy,
not people, whether or not those policies come to fruition
as a different story of parties.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Policy should reflect how you would like to invoke change
smart a good way looking at it.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
What is if my favorite celebrity started to endorse Christopher Luxton, Christopher,
I like you, I don't block them, okay. And my
favorite celebrities Zeland Hayley Sprouse so never let me down.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
Although she she's got she loves the marks.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
I've got a little Chloe Swarbrick cut out looking right
at me.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Here, Alice, my favrit Chloe.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
So yeah, for the looks of the policies both, what's
one of their.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Policies be hot old day.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Play Sims Fleable and Haley.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Right now though it's Shannon's hacks now five stars Max
Bus Shannon's hacks.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
We yet to get a good hat.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
She's the human version of those stupid five minute hats
trying to ram down yours.
Speaker 2 (36:28):
It's always poor concrete and something.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah, and trypoy dry bag concrete and then spray with water.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Is not a notice structurally.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Sound as a wet mats conquering Shannon. Watch your hack today.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
So it's about weddings. Okay, this is good. I'm engaged
to be weird and Obviously, weddings are very expensive, and
this Cozi live and cry.
Speaker 8 (36:49):
I've got a hack for you to make your wedding cheaper.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
One of the most expensive parts of a wedding is
the alcohol. And some people get a bit weird about
a cash bar.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Some people get a bit judgment and if there's a cash.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Bar, don't invite me in the middle of nowhere in
a bloody big tint if you're going to make me
pay nine dollars fifty a drink.
Speaker 8 (37:09):
Okay, So see this kind of attitude. This is what
I'm going to get rid of with this hack.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (37:14):
So you say, once everyone arrives at the wedding, Hey,
this is a driver. There's no alcohol being served.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
There is not one drive to get to the winning
c am. You're not telling me to get.
Speaker 8 (37:27):
To the winning because otherwise people might not show up.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
No, I'm storming out. Hear me out.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
The hack is not done.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
So people show up and you're like, it's a driver.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
Everyone's a bit annoyed, and then you secretly get an
auntie or someone else to start selling alcohol for six
seven dollars a glass.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
Zero zero going down. Turn around off your friend. If
you don't turn around. In the next ten seconds.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I'm going into the negatives.
Speaker 8 (37:59):
But then you're making the money back on it. And
people don't think it's a cash but they're getting a deal.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
They will never they this is what they'll do. We'll
go to your wedding, right you do this. Our group
chair is Oh my god, that was the dumbest wing
I've ever been to. Can you believe that a dry bar?
And then that's stupid crazy Auntie was charging us money?
That is bs.
Speaker 8 (38:18):
But wouldn't you feel like I've just and where's under keeping.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
All this booze to booze up hundred guests as you've
got just under the table? I guess.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
Where.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
It's one of those awesome weddings where you get to
bring your own booze bee.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Why oh, but you see how many bottles of wine.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
It's like you're accounting for like a bottle of wine
purpose and that's one hundred bottles of wine.
Speaker 1 (38:43):
Aunt he's got under a desk.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
This is your worst one negative one saving you money.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
I'm giving this zero stars negative one star.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
Okay, so this is your the average for that zero
You've lost all privilege to future hacks.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
You're gonna have to come. You're gonna have to say
this with a good hack.
Speaker 4 (39:04):
I've got I've got a bonus hack, a little one. Okay,
if you've got a cow lock in your hair, you
can get lamination kits and laminate your cow lick.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
You're talking to two bald men here, and you're trying
to turn it. You're trying to turn it around zero,
trying to turn it around a room full of bald people.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Negative to terrible, terrible hack.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
You've got a week. You've got a week to give
us a good hack. Otherwise there's no more Shannon's hacks.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah, we'll cancel the segment. It's not gonna be worth
our time if we're hearing sacks. Play play.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
What's your jobby? What's your jobby?
Speaker 1 (39:49):
What's your jobby?
Speaker 2 (39:51):
What's your jobby?
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Welcome to What's Your Jobby? Megan is first up. Good morning, Meghan, Hi,
welcome to watch your jobby.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
We're going to ask you three questions about your job
and if we can guess one hundred dollars. If not,
we're going to move on to the next caller.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Easy, Meghan, do you wear a uniform for work? Straight
in bood? Nurse, radiologist? Oh, okay, radiologist.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
Don't tell us yet, Meghan, don't tell us.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Did you have to study to obtain the job that
you have?
Speaker 4 (40:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Okay, okay, well that rules out like nurse or radiologists.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
Or teacher or.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
See.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
I can't get out of my head. She works like
mind a general bummings or something.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Now, yeah, okay, like food? Oh no, a question that
wanted a question that was a freebie, wasn't it got
a freebe she said? Kinder though, Okay, what's your question? Halo,
I've done it.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
I've done it. I asked you study worn you're a.
Speaker 9 (41:04):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (41:05):
Do you.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Hold on?
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Don't answer. I'm going to talk to my chums here, colleague,
my colleagues. Yeah, not friends, not friends or chums.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Let's have a co flap. Do you work like I
don't want to say in service, but like helping people?
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Do you recoon?
Speaker 2 (41:26):
That's like do you assist people? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:28):
But that could be a shop, like we're helping older
people work with food. You're going to need to take
a stab in the dark to narrow it down.
Speaker 2 (41:40):
And where's a uniform?
Speaker 3 (41:43):
Yeah, where's a uniform? No formal training required? Kind of
works for food sometimes.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Could be a parking warden, you know, walks past the
muffin shop.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
Yeah, that's sort of work.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
It was food or ticket or tickets of bread trucks.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
She could walk past my cafe. Great things are brewing
on the go?
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeah, oh shoot, she could be a McDonald's worker.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Because she kind of works the food. If you wantivily
work p doominantly food orientated working okay, career courier.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
And food every now and what am I just going
now about town? Because we then we get to ask you,
do you drive a vehicle for your work?
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Okay, Cary gotta be curry uniform.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Is your jobby a courier?
Speaker 5 (42:39):
Not really, I'm the lady.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Milk.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Milk is kind of food, Yeah, I get it's more drink. Yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
It really good. That was felt quite philosophical. Does that
deserve a horse? Milk?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
It is kind of food, but more drink? Right now?
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I whereabouts? Where abouts? You do anything?
Speaker 7 (43:02):
I'm in the morning.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Do you listen to the show every morning? Megan?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Choosing your way to wake up with with the crew.
As much as we love having you can Elsey, good.
Speaker 3 (43:28):
Morning, Welcome to what's your jobby. Now you're on the road.
I can hear you're on the road. Yeah, into the office.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Can you just tell us we for breakfast? I like
to hear a voice.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
Wait, is that one of the questions?
Speaker 2 (43:41):
No, no, no, I just want to I just want
to hear a voice.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
I have.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
With milk delivered by Megan. There you going, Megan for
chosing I listen to the show over morning. Okay, do
you have a do you have a physically active job?
Sounds like no, it sounds like a nod question. I'm
human's office space, she's sitting.
Speaker 3 (44:12):
Do you the qualifications is always a good question. How
do you did you require formal qualifications for your job?
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Okay, so she studied? She studied, Maybe like doctory because
sometimes you're sort of sitting, you're kind of up a little.
Because she was like, you know, with the physical thing.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, it could be a medical she had to study.
Ask if she works in a hospital, then, narrow, don't
call me names.
Speaker 2 (44:50):
You are a dip.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
What about working with people? Shall I say? Do you
work with people directly? Do you work directly with people?
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah, she's a doctor or a nurse, a doctor.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Do you think she works in the medical she ate
musically for breakfast, and you know nine out of ten
doctors do recommend a full cereal breakfast.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, with full cow's milk. I think she's a GP.
You think she's a GP. Really, I think she's a GPS.
As our friend doctor Shawnee on the road this early.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
He's not up this early, but.
Speaker 2 (45:25):
GP he is going to be.
Speaker 9 (45:30):
So.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
The reason it's a first appointment of the days, half
an hour before before after what he said it would be,
is because.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
I think gritical proficial.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
You think she's in the medical Are you going to say? Okay?
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Are you? Can I say medical professional?
Speaker 1 (45:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Okay, because because I just think doctor, that could be
anything but rules out nurse or midwife. Okay, okay, Kelsey,
are you is your joby a doctor?
Speaker 1 (46:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Not so sure?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
You did feel so sure about what's your jobby?
Speaker 6 (46:10):
I'm a sayso and I work in the hospital.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
You guys are wet.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
We were getting the medical when we got the medical tech.
I said you have a physical job and you said no,
I mean that's the most physical.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Thank you for your service, Calsea, Thank you, council.
Speaker 2 (46:27):
Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
She's gone.
Speaker 2 (46:29):
We're going to Jamie. Good morning, Jamie.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Are you really good things? Hearing something? Authority?
Speaker 1 (46:40):
What do you hear? Thank you?
Speaker 3 (46:44):
She's site manager or or a police officer. We had
a police officer that we didn't guess last time.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
You remember that.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
But also you could be she could be she's on
the way to work. So she's not a lazy doctor,
not a horn she's okay, Jamie, do you are you
on your feet for most of the day?
Speaker 7 (47:10):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Sometimes, oh, hello, dady, Hello child, Okay, on the on
the mos on the feet most of the day, but
not like she doesn't sound like she's running around.
Speaker 4 (47:20):
No.
Speaker 2 (47:21):
I was like, yeah, there's some there's some standing in,
some walking. Yeah, she's dropping off a child. I believe
I reckon to some sort of daycare situation. Bush goes
to work. Are you in charge?
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Are you in charge of a lot of people humans?
Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yes, you heard it.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
I reckon where I am sensing teacher? Teacher, teacher?
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Because the way when you were like, she was like,
good morning, how are you like? It was very speaking
to me like a no, no, because we've established works
with a lot of people. Let's assume as children to
ask a question that, okay, are you good at math?
Speaker 2 (47:56):
There be my question. Don't answer that.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Sorry, I'm not shift with what if it's not sure
it's something about shift work.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
No, because we've established she's on the way to work now,
she might be on day shift this week.
Speaker 2 (48:08):
She works with people, so you could be a nurse
on night shift.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Yeah, are you I'm just gonna, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Do you send people to the.
Speaker 1 (48:20):
Do you send people to the principal's office if they're naughty?
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Oh, we're gonna, We're gonna we Are you a teacher
and thinker? Are you a teacher?
Speaker 3 (48:36):
That's your Dorvy, that's your Dorby, that's your Dorby, that's
your Dorby.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
She's a teacher. Who do you teach? Jamie? What age range? Oh?
Just just work to teas?
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Media, amazing of becoming a little showy. Yeah, Jamie. One
hundred dollars for winning What's job? Congratulations?
Speaker 1 (49:08):
Thank you for cheesing in the morning. Thank you, But.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
It's great to have you all with us this morning.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Play Fletchborne and Hailey.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
You'd say the last like ten years have been all
about the girl boss, you know, sisters doing it for themselves,
getting out there, being their own boss, working hard, working
hard for the money. And now gin Z, I was
gonna say, gen Z, we are absolutely rejecting this.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Oh you're too old to.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
I said we, I said, gen Z, we are. So
does that make me? GenZ? Is that what just happened?
I just got younger? I think so?
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Do you think so?
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Gen Z? I think it's the how dare you? There's
a callback to about an hour ago, and I'm upset
about it. But now we know that, like gen Z
is not into this. They're like, no, we're not doing that.
We're rotting in bed, We're doing we're doing quiet quitting.
We're like just doing the bare minimum. What's the job description?
I'll do that and nothing more. And now girl boss
(50:10):
has literally been replaced with girl mossing, which is the
act of going into a forest, finding some moss, crawling
up and being at one with nature as a what
an act of rebellion against girl bossing.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yeah, so this is like a nobody is doing this,
nobody likes me.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
They are and like they are literally women spiders going
to the forests, the irony hearers. They're going to the forest,
they're finding some moss, they're being at one with nature,
but they're making sure they get a snap.
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Oh yeahs is always wet moss.
Speaker 2 (50:48):
That's why it's moss famously wet moss.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:51):
Yeah, it's a wet moss and it's full of bugs.
Speaker 1 (50:55):
It's like a great little canopy for bugs and insects
underneath the moss. So late, depending on what country you're in, snakes, spiders.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
So this is like all around the world. There's different
terms for this kind of rebellion against working hard. In
China is called tangping, which means lying flat. And when
people tangping, they're just being like, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1 (51:20):
I'm just like that idea is you you are? You
take the photo in the forest because you're not working,
because you're not lying down with nature.
Speaker 2 (51:27):
Okay, you're doing the opposite the forests. I don't know
there's one or store there.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Why not take a photo on a beach somewhere.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah, that's not working being led by women embracing the
natural rhythms of decaying by lying down and doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
How many people are actually doing this, It's huge, really.
Speaker 2 (51:50):
It's everywhere. Really, so many pictures and posts on TikTok
of girls girl mossing. Are you going to girl moss? Oh? No,
you got nice clothes. I have to get us specific
cheap T shirt. What are they wearing like ascetic stuff?
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Like what do they call that stuff?
Speaker 2 (52:08):
No, no, not like cheap gym gears.
Speaker 1 (52:10):
She's just snuggling. She's just she looks like she's had
too much to drink or major mushrooms and it looks
like someone from the tree, someone from Wellington. Same kind
of aesthetic. Halfway up Mount cock or Mount Victoria. Puffed
puffed puff from the berg.
Speaker 2 (52:28):
No, you've got to you're missling in, you're taking away
the nurturing soil. You look bloody stupid, and you look silly.
You look silly.
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Yeah, eighteen minutes away from eight nixt on the show,
we want to talk about dating people for the perks or.
Speaker 2 (52:51):
We've heard of polygamy.
Speaker 1 (52:53):
We've heard of what was that when you said, you
said polygamy, togamy, You just tolerate, you tolerate cheating.
Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah, now there's hypergamy. What's that.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
It's basically romance, but it brings luxury and perks along
with it, and then people become more attractive to the
perks than the person than the person giving the perks.
So it's kind of like having a sugar mama or
a sugar dadda.
Speaker 2 (53:19):
To be anything, it doesn't have to just be money, right,
like access to something.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
Yeah, they take you to events that you want to
go to. I mean there is there's a financial thing involved.
Might be just a nice house.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
Maybe they work at none Ears and you getting nuggies
at the swing on bad.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
This is a thing.
Speaker 3 (53:44):
Yeah, yeah, people are dating's dating up? Oh my god,
another like way to do it. And some people see
it as just basically dating someone who's a couple of.
Speaker 2 (53:56):
Steps up someone. Have you heard of banging for roof dating?
The guys you got somewhere nice to stay? What maybe
you've got Maybe you're like an awful to need and cold,
wet flat and you find someone with a nice house.
You're telling me you're not staying there every night. Oh
that's good, I mean that's good.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (54:16):
So out out of everybody that they asked, forty seven
percent of people said that they had a positive perception
about this idea that they weren't against it. Like having
some perks when dating.
Speaker 2 (54:28):
Yeah, god, yeah, I'm trying to think. I mean, there's
lots of perks that have come about, but it didn't
date Aaron for his perks. I mean the purpose tall.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
If someone was into you because of your it's an attraction,
isn't it what you're attracted? Like if someone was attracted
to you, wouldn't you know that's why they were with you,
that they wouldn't be hot.
Speaker 2 (54:46):
Ms dating because of all the cool free stuff I
get on radio, like books and apples, so many radio perks.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
We've still got some apples in the box.
Speaker 2 (55:00):
Were dating us, then you wouldn't be free apples.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
So well, this is what we wanted to ask you
this morning. Eight hundred dollars at m You can text
her as well. Nine six nine sex.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
Have you dated someone for the perks? Yeah? What were
the perks? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (55:15):
I reckon a lot of it is going to come
down to the fact that they were rich and they
could afford nice places to say when you went away.
Speaker 1 (55:23):
Yeah, those are the perks. But maybe they'd come home
from work with a fresh loaf of bread and you're like.
Speaker 3 (55:34):
To shoot for the molds holidays. I'm just saying little
perks also count as perks. Oh yeah, like bakery owner
main you get little clears of cream buns.
Speaker 1 (55:43):
Or dating a mechanic and they can like you're like
the engine lights on care of it na dating builder.
They never build anything of their o because they get
home too tired.
Speaker 2 (55:51):
They play.
Speaker 1 (55:58):
I want to know if you're you're in it for
the perks, if you're currently with someone, or you have
been with someone just for the perks, and what were they? Yeah,
I didn't even know. I think about the passport one. Yeah,
that's a big one.
Speaker 3 (56:14):
Yeah. My friend was dating someone for three years so
she could get a residency. On the same year she
got her residency, they broke up and she got back
together with her ex Broughthampton, New Zealand, and gave him
a visa.
Speaker 1 (56:28):
The long game longer.
Speaker 2 (56:29):
That is a very long gun. I'm assuming over the
course of three years you are sleeping with this person
as well, right, and then and got back together with
her exes and quotations, So this was a plan. So
for three years you're off shaking someone else, been like,
what the hell, I will bring you to New Zilla.
Speaker 1 (56:50):
You think she's a Russian spot in your head, it's
a Russian spot.
Speaker 3 (56:54):
My husband always knows a guy who can do stuff
for really cheap. So my perk to be with my
husband is he knows people.
Speaker 2 (57:02):
He knows the guy. They were four hundred dollars each,
mysteriously down to one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
Oh, they needed some new furniture. My husband knows a guy.
Speaker 3 (57:10):
Our friend, doctor Shawnee, has dis messaged me saying, are
you friends with thinking for the perks? Now he hasn't
obviously heard what you said about him earlier.
Speaker 1 (57:20):
A lazy doctor.
Speaker 2 (57:23):
Hey, doctor Shawnee, we did not stand by this.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
By the way, he just keeps prescribing me hydro quarters,
nothing of the kind.
Speaker 1 (57:31):
But you do. You just asked them the other day
to look at your back skins.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
Yeah, exactly, that's not lazy. He's a great he's a
great doctor.
Speaker 1 (57:40):
That's a perk.
Speaker 2 (57:41):
Yeah, and then he said your back looks fine. Here's
a prescription for hyderd quartersign You guys ask too much
of him. What he really likes is being nigged.
Speaker 1 (57:50):
He does. He still talks to me and I do
nothing but neger for his crystals and his poor work effect.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
Yeah, I'm not wife. My wife is with me for
it is with me for the perk of my average size.
Who grub.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
And and horrible jokes. Oh my king, you must have
something going on. There's got to be something there for us.
Speaker 2 (58:15):
I've gone all silly because I've got a I've got
a sixy book in the studio and vone's been reading it.
But we want to focus on the perks.
Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, are you dating or have you dated someone because
of the perks?
Speaker 3 (58:27):
I once stated a guy that I really didn't like.
This is a text message, it's not my story.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (58:32):
Yeah, I've never dated a man.
Speaker 3 (58:34):
I won't stated a dude that I really didn't like
it all book, but he had staff travel perks with
the New Zealand in the country, Oh my god, to
nothing because it meant I didn't have to see him often.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
Yeah, because he's always away. I kind of set up.
Speaker 3 (58:51):
Yeah, at least be anonymous anonymous, good morning. Have you
dated someone because of the perks I have?
Speaker 2 (58:59):
Okay? And what were the books?
Speaker 9 (59:02):
So then I went on Sorry, he won a five
star resort trips over perfect Cares and everything was paste
so he didn't have to have a neat well unless
we wanted spending money, that was pretty much all we needed.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (59:22):
He went off the radio funny enough wow.
Speaker 9 (59:26):
So in regards to that, I found out he was
sitting on me with not just one person really, but
I was like through that, I was gonna go off
on this trip.
Speaker 1 (59:37):
And then I broke up.
Speaker 2 (59:40):
Before you went on the trip, and I was super mad.
Speaker 9 (59:44):
About it, as you can imagine.
Speaker 7 (59:46):
But then this is one time in the.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
Life like poke it. Ye hell, I'm gonna go. I'm
thinking cooler of the wake. I'm thinking cooler of the wait.
Because you've got a.
Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Free trap out of that.
Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
That's genius from you. Actually, yep, you got to go
to Thailand, free trip and anes voucher and it's the
perks of dating us.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
We've got a fifty dollars met Cafe voucher that thanks
our friends atm Cafe.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Well done. Oh there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I mean, I know it's not a trip to Thailand.
It's not bad. Well that's not an offer. I dated
a doctor and I'm a hyperchondract so that worked.
Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Oh wow, that's really good.
Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
This is pretty much like our friend doctor Shawnie and
Hailey who's also a hyperchondrect.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, total a. Yeah, I got scolios the
spine hand juicy discs and that's fine.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
But you're worried about the curve.
Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
The curve. I dated a pro athlete.
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
He was hardly of a home due to training, so
lived a semi single life and a great body for
when he was home, and traveled all over with him
when he competed to if I wanted.
Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
To go and take me, need to see a photo?
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Yeah, like proof.
Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
You can't just say hot stern and radio session it's
a hot body and not provide evident Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
I worked at a.
Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Cafe when I was at Union, and I was dating
a guy who suspiciously planned all of our dates after
I'd worked the closing shift when I take on all
of the leftover muffins. I worked in a bakery and
she'd bring home leftovers and it was so good. I
was so gutted the days that Leamington sold out. Yeah, yeah,
hard say to her, can you just hide one of
the Leamington's. Yeah, sometimes she would should to a limit. Yeah,
(01:01:23):
I know that's actually fifty is a seven?
Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
It is?
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
I dated a guy for the long game. He had
a house over on the shore. Oh yeah, yeah, she's
just half of that. This is why holloween want prenup.
Long game being over three years.
Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Must be cohabitating. How does someone do that to someone
that's so low. I know.
Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
My husband's in it for the perks. He's a stay
at home dad, owns his own business, which is.
Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Very, very chill. Yeah, well I go away and work
every day and pay the bills.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Okay, so stand I'm dead standing a moment and his
dad and he's doing a good job. That's you know,
that's a full time job. You wouldn't did so that
about that her mum.
Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Would you? No, you wouldn't because she have you children
all by your head off. That's a feminist right there.
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
I'm an ally.
Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
I'm dating a mechanics So hello, free car care. Yeah,
I wish you'd just buy me a new car.
Speaker 2 (01:02:19):
Oh yeah, play and Haley. Now what I've done here
is I've told you that I wanted to talk about
posting on Instagram and the fact that this AI toggle
came on. But what it actually allows me to do
is talk about the fact that what I posted was news.
I'm coming to crush it with my show. Huh. Free advertising.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
She stuck it in. She trojan horsed.
Speaker 2 (01:02:44):
A lovely wooden horse. Please bring it into the bring.
Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
It into the city.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
The problem is I'm bugging my show.
Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Historical accuracy. I'd be asleep when you announce your show
because the people they were asleep when they came out
of the Trojan Horse, weren't they.
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Yeah, so you actually show I'm coming to Christ, Yes,
I am. I posted yesterday on my Instagram right that
my show Wild Flutter is coming to christis July nineteenth
and July twentieth at PM at the Piano. The same
to my Instagram for tickets.
Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
The same show that's sold out at the New Zealand
and Potential Comedy.
Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
That's correct and Wellington and Auckland. You're doing in Christ
I'm doing two nights my friend nineteen twentieth of July
whereabouts at the Piano in Christ loves Oh it's beautiful
on air man Guesstreap anyway, So I posted this and
then my friend James Rocket, comedian friend in Christ shows,
(01:03:43):
he's not. He lives in Canada. Now he he does
my poster.
Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Your post is amazing. He makes lots of comedians posters.
Thes are popham.
Speaker 2 (01:03:54):
Now he messaged and said excuse me, and gave me
a screenshot of my post and it said Alee Sprout
underneath it said made using AI and I hadn't. I'd
literally just uploaded the photo. But it's obviously poster of
my poster, which is my wall. It's obviously been photoshopped. Yes,
you'd never say, but he's done the photoshopping. Wow in
(01:04:18):
the photographer, not AI.
Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
So because I noticed this yesterday a couple of posts, Yeah,
it would have the post on Instagram on the feed
and under their name yeah, made with AI.
Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Yeah, so I don't know. So this bit was an
automatic thing, like I didn't choose it. And then I
said to him like, oh, that sucks, and he said,
you can turn it off. And he's experienced it a
couple of times with you know, because he does photoshopping. Yeah,
he says, it's happened, and so he goes, you can
turn it off, you click edit, yeah, and then there's
(01:04:50):
a toggle and you can go show made with AI
or not, and you turn it off.
Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
What's the point if everybody can just turn that off
when they post something, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Like we tried, yeah, you know, we tried.
Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Then could you could filter the hell and face tune
a photo of yourself and put that up. It's not
going to say made with AI. And that's just as
misleading totally.
Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
Because I don't like this this image where you're like, yeah,
it's been photoshopped and it's had graphics pot on and stuff,
but a human being doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
A friend of mine that's a photographer posted on his
story yesterday that Instagram had did this to one of
his photos, and he said all he did is move
the people out of the background, so it was still
an untouched image of a model, and he'd just taken
some people out of the background. And then that of
the what is it called the meta data of photos
and stuff? Sometimes when you upload photos, people know how to.
Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
See like where it all that.
Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
It can just scan your photo and seeing it that
it's been edited. Yeah, it's seen it and done it.
Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Yeah. So I'm trying to I'm just trying to do
a test here because I've turned off the toggle. If
it applies to all of them now, I'll just pick
a photo and if it's a photo from years ago
where I was super hot, then that's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Okay, Well, do you think Instagram should say this is
not a recent photo that could be at.
Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
Least twenty ago where you're at. Imagine if a I
was like detect it currently fatter than photo, upload it. Okay,
let's just post this photo in which I look incredible,
and I just go next, Okay, next, Oh my god,
I'm so currently beautiful. That's the Yeah, that's the text.
(01:06:30):
I'll put hashtag natural beauty natural. Else is hashtag naturally.
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
It doesn't matter. You're going to delete it in a second.
Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
Maybe see what traction it gets, and then I just
go share. Now, this is what I did yesterday. Always
Shear posts share posting two of two?
Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
What have I done?
Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
What have I done? What have I done? Hailey Sprowl
on Instagram. There may be a nude? Hang on, hang on,
hang on? What have I just posted?
Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
None?
Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
I'm currently I'm so currently beautiful. Does it say two
of two? But it didn't give you the option to
toggle off AI?
Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
No, but it doesn't say posted with AI.
Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
But that's because you just uploaded a photo that wasn't
But it's been photoshop. It has has interesting I think,
So what do they do there?
Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
Well, anyway, it's something you could do with a touch
more work.
Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
I don't know if it's rolling only half ur I
don't know if it's rolling out to everybody, but it's
certainly a thing that we're going to see in the
next week while.
Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Sorry, my heart's still pounding because it's set uploading too.
Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Of two.
Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Now, I went to my favorites album and there's some
photos in there. Now, what's happened?
Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Well, you just saw there's only one photo birth still
lead it to be safe.
Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
Relax, baby, I know that it's already getting a little
bit of traction. Do you know what I mean? Eighty
one people, guys?
Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Twenty one past eight.
Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Next, what to do if your partner is currently really
addicted to playing PlayStation? Right, there's a new trend online.
I'm going to try I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Try it on you play fled Thorne and apparently.
Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
There is a new trend if you have a partner
that plays a lot of games and perhaps ignores you.
Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Right, because for those that don't know or don't remember,
you got ore in a PlayStation for his birthday. Ye,
your fiance and at the time you were against that.
Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
I have been against it for a long time because
I find it unattractive. And I said this to my brother,
who's a gamer, big gamer, his whole My brother works
creating some racing machines for PlayStation and gamers and stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
He was like, I can't work in the music industry anymore,
and so he's doing that, okay, right, And I said
to him, he said, does Aaron of a PlayStation for
that big stupid TV of yours. I was like no,
I said, oh, I hate it. I just hate it.
And he said, he's like, don't be a dick, like
you've got your own hobbies and stuff. He's allowed to
have downtime. And so I said, I am being ad,
And so I got in one. And then he played
it for two weeks NonStop. And I was like, but
(01:09:06):
he's clocked the game and now he's not. So we're back.
We're fine. I've got a couple of GIRs, actually coup
I've got a couple of drinks for your wife. Here
we go. I've got a couple of proccos at my
house for your wife. I see what's happening here, guns
at dawn on what happens, See what happens? You one,
(01:09:28):
you one, if you give, if you come bear in
a game, I shall make your wife some beautiful cocktails
at my house, and then you can throw my husband.
Actually that'll be glorious. Can can in me and chard
have your.
Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
House, because this sounds like productivity is going down now
that all around.
Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
The tip on line at the moment is to okay,
we'll pre we'll role play this. I think it's better
to just show you you're playing what came o pins?
Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
What the other week is fridaynut? Because fortnight?
Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Yeah, it's Wednesday to day. I am going to load up.
Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Oh so much choice bottles GO three might die back
intottles G three.
Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
I feel like what I've done here is I've opened
up the opportunity for him to talking about PlayStations.
Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
Yeah, okay, so you're playing. Okay, you're playing on your wife.
How long have I been playing?
Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
For hours? Three hours? Yeah? Next?
Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Yeah, I'm a happy boy.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Okay, one, are you still playing your game?
Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
I've got my new PlayStation pulse? Headphones?
Speaker 2 (01:10:40):
Okay, I'm your wife topless.
Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
Nothing against them before, it's not the trick.
Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
Headphones headphones off? Hello, are you still playing your little game?
Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
I don't know this.
Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Yep, you're playing your game. You're saying you've been playing
to Go for such a long time. I have been
pretty little game. You've been playing for three hours?
Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
After you might have had nut screen tro baby, I'm
putting their headphone slowly over what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
You talk to them like they are childs.
Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Wait, so what do you want me to do? Get
off the game?
Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Get off the game? Then what I'm mothering you? And
well then we'll mat laugh. I don't know. I just
said I'm mothering you, and then.
Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
I think you would go back to the bedroom while
Hailey spins three hours. I think that, yeah, oh yeah,
I'm rushing to bed to have to put up a
pillow barrier to keep the brightness of the screen.
Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I think this is because it's sort of echoing the
thing that I think, which is like, it's so unattractive
and now like to make you seem like a baby,
I'm your mom. It's like, that's not a train.
Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
But that's also one attract them to talking about.
Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
I don't know, I think it would backfire, surely. Yeah, yeah,
what a terrible approach.
Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
We're going to doing this?
Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Women are doing this, don't they just do that thing
when they stomp off and hope you'll chase them, and
you're like.
Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I start loudly cleaning the kitchen so that I'm doing
everything while you're doing nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Right, It doesn't that just make you more angry when
you've cleaned the entire house, and then in the kitchens
clean yeah, and then when you have to be it.
And then I'm gonna make a sandwich and I'm going
to leave knife over the sink and i will.
Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Butt knife.
Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Plays play.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Fact of the day, day day, day day. Yeah. Do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
doo doo doo dooo doo. This week's the fact of
the day is you brat. Stop you stop to be
(01:13:00):
nice to your brother. Please be nicety brother. We'll both
be in trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
I just push this cup over being a brat and.
Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Bt brats don't make a rat gandy a brat for
a brat leaves the whole world.
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Brat.
Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Yeah, okay, put that on at Brett hat back brat,
Brad brat, brat gandhy Bret Brett gandy brat.
Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
And when you say put it on a horse, people
don't know that we're making a horse calendar. People are
well aware with motivational flying at the door with motivational
quotes on horses. And it has been two this morning.
I can't remember what the first one was. It's space
week here at fact of the day, influenced.
Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
By a recent trip. You've been through a coy. About
this recent coy, he's mysterious. He's a mystery. Will you
be revealing more about this mystery trip? You're damn right?
Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Okay, sill a little sausage, stay tull little space sausage.
Well you beg space sausage today?
Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
What you're a big space sausage.
Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Ah, you're a big space sausage. Today is about the
smell of space.
Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Oh, the different horomas you would smell in space, because
smell peer and jamsman.
Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
What a wonderful combination.
Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Oh, it's going to be sweet. It's going to be
French peer. I reckon so in space. If you'll both
just shut your faces for a moment, I will explain
to you. And a vacuum, he's a period.
Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
Time of the mother is you said? Remember that?
Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
I bet people still say it all the time, just
not your echo chamber of left wing libtail right right
right us here at the old right. Not afraid to
say it, Yeah, not afraid to say it. Call out
a woman for hermod's on a period and a man too.
It's working with you anyway, we're having fun here. Smell
(01:15:00):
doesn't work in a vacuum like sound. Sound doesn't travel
in a bit if you find it in your suit
and your suit you're not in the vacuum. You're in
a pressure environment chamber. But in space it doesn't. But
when you've been out on a space walk and you
go back into the International Space Station.
Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Or what, do you smell it? You you can smell
the environment you've just been in. What it would be
like being outside when there's a fire and you go inside.
You couldn't smell it outside, but then you get inside
and you can.
Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
It's in a kitchen and you can smell the oil
on your clothes. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Yeah, So they've done some because basically fragrance is just
basically a mix of chemicals, and it's how your olfactory
sensors is, the smell sensors, the aroma perception sensors.
Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Breaks it down. So what they do is they get
a mix of these exact chemicals and then they put
them together and like this is what space smells like.
The Milky Way yep, smells of rum, raspberries and booze.
Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
What what the milky Way? You know, if you look
up into the sky and you can see the Milky Way.
They're broken down what it's made of, and it's packed
full of a chemical niners ethyl format, which has a
couple of intriguing properties. It's responsible for giving raspberries their
flavor yum and rum ITTs smell.
Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
I quite like the smell of rum. It's a nice
smell on a nicket to impact.
Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Do you think that the Milky Way could have just
sucked up a pirate ship back in the day and
that's why it's raspberry meditation?
Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Nope, I don't think so. I think you're being replaced.
Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Explain that. I think you're being ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Ah, Wow, someone's on their period. Who's been to the
Milky Way? Here? Not Vorn, I'll tell you that right now.
Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
Reached out to Meager Ingredients to recreate the odor for
training simulations. It brings back atmosphere examples of the Moon.
For example, they did the smell of the Moon, they said,
and they compared it to gunpowder, and that all checks
out because things found on the Moon no atmosphere, but
just the space of the moon the chemical formula like space.
Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
Rock or dust from the moon landing.
Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Yes, that give that a sniff.
Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
I never thought about it fat snuff because I smelled
because I just imagine, you know, like you sniff pum us. Yeah,
it doesn't really have a smell once you leave the galaxy.
Apparently there's dark pockets of the universe.
Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Some smell a sweet sugar and the other of a
rotten egg stench of sulfur. As that's quite present in
the galaxy.
Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
And if you went on for a spacewalk in the
International Space Station and you come back, and often you
would smell burnt or fried steak.
Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
You could smell like cooked me with an egg, fried
egg as well with it, or a.
Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
Red wine jew sort of situation with a gratar more
of a red wine jew one lovely pathetic gratar. Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
And then you get back to the International Space that
you can get inside, and then you can't have a
a dehydrated milk.
Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Mold up yogurt pouch.
Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
So today's fact of the day, the way liked, yeah
really go from you, thank you, is that the Milky
Way smells of rum, raspberries and booze.
Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Fact of the day, day, day, day.
Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
Days, flat thorn and hailey, sneaky, sneaky.
Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Speaking of sneaking, there is a German YouTuber. His name
is Marvin wild Hodge and he published a video where
he showed how he got into a Germany versus Scotland
football match.
Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
While wearing a Hi verse no full mascot. Everybody's going
to question that, are they?
Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
No, So he is dressed up like full Sorry that Like,
I'm just trying to find what you would call.
Speaker 3 (01:19:00):
It's like a beer you would write as a mascot
for one of the teams playing.
Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Yeah, like if you were going, I mean, I'm not
certainly not encouraging anyone to sneak into any of New
Zealand's fine venues in combat, of course not.
Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
So he faked his credentials as well, so copied a
design from photos posted on social media. Passes now. When
it was scanned the entrance, but he was in his
full mascot outfit, it was obviously like didn't work. Yeah,
the barker was all wrong, But him and an associate
were waved in by security who were convinced that because
of this outfit and this parking past was correct, so
(01:19:40):
he went in there. Eventually, he's detained by security after
making it onto the field in the middle of the
opening ceremony where he was held in a detention. You know,
underneath the stadium there's those like little prison cells. Oh
is there? Does every stadium have little prisons?
Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Yeah, lots of them do, for like people, Yeah, spectators
and stuff, streakers, Yeah, yeah, okay, well they just saw
they just park a police petty van out the back.
Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
Yeah, I know, but they're gonna come up. But he
went all out like the outfits, one of those big
bobble headed.
Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
You know, oh wow, in like a football uniform. You
would just wave that through. You'd think he's there for
the match.
Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
Yeah, totally. So that's how he got in. We want
to know where you successfully snuck into and how you
did it.
Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Yeah, and it is the anonymous phone in topic, so
you can maybe if it was somewhere naughty, you.
Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Can be completely anonymous.
Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
Maybe you had like a anonymous you can be full anonymousymous, anonymous,
an anonymous, anonymous.
Speaker 3 (01:20:44):
Yeah, so we want to know where you have managed
to sneak into and whether you had a costume. Yeah,
how you pretended to be like, you know, catering stuff
high high viz high.
Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
Vis at a festival is genius. You see YouTubers do
that all the time, all the security, and then they're
right at the front for these incredible articulations.
Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Oh, eight hundred dollars at Emmons a number you can
take through nine six nine six can be completely anonymous.
Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Where did you sneak into and how did you do it?
Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
We want to know right now with the anonymous phone
in topic, where you've managed to sneak into?
Speaker 1 (01:21:19):
Yeah, a German YouTube.
Speaker 3 (01:21:20):
I snuck into a big football match dressed as a
beer mascot and eventually looked amazing though, and the security
is wait a minute through.
Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Don't get any ideas. We're not encouraging this type of malakey, but.
Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
I mean it you. It does appear a lot of
you have been sneaking in.
Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
Don't need our bad influence anyway. I grew up in
a poor family.
Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Mum would scream together five dollars every now and then
and say go out for the day and entertain yourself,
because that was the cheapest way.
Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
If she didn't come.
Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Yep, my mates and I would jump on the train
without paying and get off in Remuera and walk to
new Market because Newmarket was where they had the inspection
for the tickets, so we need to get off.
Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Before, though.
Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Now they have people walking through at any time and
they can scan your card and tell that you.
Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
We then spend a dollar or so at the South checkout,
but make a bag of snacks, and then we'd sneak
into the movies and watch the movies and then maybe
have a couple.
Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Of bucks to find a way home.
Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
How did you sneak into the movies Because the only
time I've snuck into movies is I've already paid for
one ticket and they stay all day going to the other.
Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
One, and then they walk into another movie halfway through.
Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
This feels kind of early on in the plot. I'll
jump in here.
Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Again, we're not encouraging that at absolutely not. Yeah, absolutely not.
Brother and sister in law heading back to Queen's brother
ooh years ago. I dropped them off at the airport,
followed them through security, and walked into the corry lund
with them. I drank a few beers easy. When it
was time for them to leave, I turned right and
just went back to the car. My plane ticket required club.
(01:22:56):
Yeah because of people like you, Yeah, Anonymous, you and
your husband snuck in somewhere.
Speaker 7 (01:23:03):
Yes we did. We were very naughty, Okay, we went
over in Rome last year and we ended up at
the Vatican City and it was around nine o'clock and
they closed the cathedral for the afternoon to do like
an afternoon service. If you're already in there, you can
take your time and exit. We don't allow anybody in,
(01:23:24):
and so we're standing the other line, humonger security everywhere,
all the rest of it, and we thought we just
kind of slipped towards the exit, went to the exit
where everyone was coming out, and told the security guard
that I left my bag in at the cathedral. So
he wandered us through and spent another three hours wandering
around the Vatican.
Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Probably going to hell for that, but you know that's
the least of it.
Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
A lot of those places, even just walking with purpose
and like, you know, you're going somewhere that sorry, I'm
just like, yeah, yeah, you can get away with it.
There anonymous thank you possible phone in topic here is chaos.
Where have you snuck into.
Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Because we've got so many naughty listeners, they're making us naughty.
Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Back in the eighties, every concert held at Western Springs,
we just climbed the fence.
Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
There were never enough for guards to catch us. All. Oh,
you never get it away with that.
Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Now top security.
Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
Boxing day races at.
Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
Chucked on the hivers Vest told them they were there
to fix a power problem straight in free of charge,
and then what got the best part possible and then
just roll up the high version pop it.
Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
It's amazing in the back nor Tics.
Speaker 2 (01:24:41):
Is going to hell and I was I wasn't going
to read it, but now I sort of understand why
they did it. I snuck into a guard watchtower at Auschwitz. Geez,
I've never.
Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
I don't honestly don't think I could go.
Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
I could.
Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
I mean, you know, I'm a robot with no emotions.
Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
But that was.
Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
And it was you cannot help but be moved.
Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
They said the place is a museum now and you're
allowed into certain parts of the camp, but the watchtowers
roped off. I snuck up and took some photos as
I teach Nazi Germany history at high school, and my
teacher when I was at high school did a very
similar thing. Wow.
Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
I snuck my nine year old daughter into a Disney
resort pool. We weren't staying there as.
Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Also the Disney resort.
Speaker 1 (01:25:27):
I'll switched to Disney Disney Resort Disney polls just alive.
Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
We weren't staying there as I was a solo mum
and couldn't afford it, but I took her there for
the afternoon. You needed a room care to get in,
but we just waited until someone came out, and then.
Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
We went this must be illegal. Can I read it's anonymous?
Did you say this? When I was a twelve year old,
I snuck into a nationwide election. My uncle was running
to be mayor and one of the cousins asked me
if I could vote on his behalf because he's in
prison now the cousin.
Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
The cousin is the son of the uncle that's running
for or maybe I think so.
Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
They gave me a list of candidates to vote for.
I voted for them all. At the end of the day,
I received cash for voting for these people.
Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Okay, that is a lead. Well, that is a load
of body election very unsixy. Yeah, okay, I mean you're
going sixty fraud.
Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Yeah, the least sixty.
Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
It's got to end up with some cash. Oh, they
did get paid. At the end of the day. They
got some money.
Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
People posing as photographers at festivals Three poses. A photographer
at Lane Way got backstage and partied with artists afterwards.
What you just put a cannon around your neck.
Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Like nobody's going to festival with a max of cannon,
like the camera though not the war with her? Oh
I was imagining like a giant pirate ship.
Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
Can no. Sorry, the canon is a brand of camera.
I should have explained it to you. Yeah, for two
years we haven't paid to go to a Warriors game.
Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
We found someone's media pass, photoshoped our faces and names
onto it. Oh when we go, we can get into
the field, we can go to press conferences, we get
to go into the shed's postmatch.
Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Oh my god, we don't have a media pass and
we're media. We don't wait.
Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
We can get a media pass to go into the
changing rooms, right? Does it doesn't sound right?
Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Does it?
Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Where you could take your beginning, make some of those
hot worries.
Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
And I, oh my god, yeah, who's the one?
Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Toho?
Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Harris?
Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
You just giving someone's get Hailey a media pass?
Speaker 2 (01:27:32):
Please? What about someone on the physiotherapy team?
Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
The team your poson is a therapist now and then
you just start like rubbing them really bad? Is this described?
Speaker 6 (01:27:47):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
Yeah? Yeahs moving on?
Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
Just imagine that face down after the game and you
and they're like, how many of you back there? And
you're like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
What do you mean?
Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
I feel too hands?
Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
But also something else is really slide number.
Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
Soft squish, Ok, Yeah, there just lots of animal costumes
seem to be the costumes seem to be the guy.
Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
What are they hang on? I knew six men that
wanted to get into a rugby game took a casket.
They were all they were all dressed in black suits.
They told the security his last worsh was to go
to this game. Security let them in and the casket
was full of beer pop sports. That sounds like absolute shenanigans.
Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
There were going very naughty, very anonymous, anonymous, anonymous, it's anonymous.
Speaker 2 (01:28:39):
Not impossible, it's very possible. And you're all very naughty.
And we do not endorse any of these illegal naughty actions.
We are very well behaved. People.
Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
Be good out there today, Shivers, guys. Ten out of
ten podcasts, that one, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
I think two of us were ten out of ten
and one of us wasn't or who was that which one?
We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there.
Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast. Give us a raining
and review.
Speaker 2 (01:28:59):
Please do it. This is a bad one.
Speaker 7 (01:29:00):
You don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Don't bother, No, don't don't bother sid ms Fletch, Vonnon
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