Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 21st June 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Flesh, Wawne and Haley
Big Pod. Great Things are brewing at Macafe, the perfect start.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
To every day.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn and Haley.
Today is the twenty first of June, a couple of
days before my birthday years but today is the winter
Solstice moon as well. Yeah short, it's day one of
my favorite solstices. Is it summer? You don't write summer solstice?

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Crazy that it's the winter solstice and yet probably going
to be about seventeen degrees in Auckland today.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Just I guess all those Yeah, that's got some.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Puffer chuck down in a bag, got some jackets really
aching to be worn.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
I've got that leather shirpa that cost a little bit,
a little.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Bit, it costs more than anything I've ever owned. Collective.
Let's sitting on a hangar. Haven't been able to use
your fashion, mom? To be cold? It's going to get cold.
Win what's been cold in some parts of the country.
I know, I know, and I don't mean to sort
of privilege.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Moan has been very warm in Auckland though, left the
house and a T shirt today.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
The top sex on the way top six people that
Fletch is officially outlived. This is you turn forty five
years old on Sunday, Lady your age.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
You don't talk about a lady's age?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Do you never talk about a lady's aging?

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Is a privilege?

Speaker 1 (01:27):
This is how much you weigh at the moment one
of your religious opinions and the rules.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Aby have a baby. Yeah, TikTok, TikTok.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
People that this is an amazing list of people that
died when they were forty four years old?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Are you telling me that because you make them?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I bet well? Hang on, well, life's still a game. Also,
I've got these people die. You love them because they
died well before their forty fifth So you're closer to
forty five. Even if you were to be struck by
an Auckland Transport bus as you look work today because
you know it's some of those are electric now and
you don't hear them and you just cross the roads.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Quilly, I do rich from you.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I've saved your life before.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I'm the country boy.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
The big city doesn't know what these big trucks we've
rolls crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
It's kind of like the twenty seven club.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I actually then the forty four club Career, the twenty
seven okay, well that's coming up the meeting. I have
Heroin Over the coming up and the Top Sacks next
on the show, though.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
There is a book that has sold for an astronomical
amount of money due to a silly reason.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I'll give you all of the details next, all of
them or just some play Cidium's Fleable and.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Hailey there ninety three thousand dollars. What would you do
if you had ninety three thousand dollars. I've just transmitted
into your bank account.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I don't know term deposits. Oh, get a line into
a fun Well, what.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Are we doing with ninety three thousand dollars just transferred
into bankccou payoff a little bit of money than to borrow,
but then go on holiday holiday?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Yeah? Okay, no you can't join on, you said, yeah,
I sam already going on holidays.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, but with ninety three thousand dollars, and we're not
going business class and upgrading some of the hotels. Oh yeah,
booking in some Michelin style restaurants.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Around the world, and then you come back with no dollars. Yeah, sure,
you never had the dollars.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay, anyway, Ninety three thousand dollars is the amount that
someone paid for a first edition Harry Potter and the
Philosopher's Stone. Oh yep, now I know that these go
for a lot of money. I didn't have the first edition,
but I had it when it first came out.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah, but mine was the soft cover. What ones have
you got? You got any good one?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, I've got one.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
But they would have been from two thousand and one,
maybe the first.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Edition, Yeah, yeah, mine were the two thousands.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
That's the thing that you don't know that this is
going to be a massive thing when it first comes out.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
A bock a right, You're just like and.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Even when the excuse me, okay, even when they're popular,
you're not like, it's gonna go crazy and they make
films and then she's, you know, a little blur. So
ninety three thousand dollars Soldier auction. And the reason is
because there has there's two spelling mistakes in it, which
are very rare, And I was like, does that mean
that those spelling mistakes are in every run of.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
That first edition? Second edition literally means it's been.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
No nobody means there's more than just this one book
with the spelling mistake.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh yeah, there would be.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
The rest of them are probably at the bottom of
a book thing or or torn to shreds.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
You know how box always get wet if you have
them for long enough.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
My books get wet.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeahs end up with a little crinkle on the page,
always a bit of a crinkle.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
So the two spelling mistakes philosophers as in Philosopher's Stone
is spout wrong? Yeah, it's spout philosophy pers like HP.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I think you can say it's spelt with an F.
Do you mean philosophers?

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Do you mean philosophers on the lower cover, and one
wand is written twice in the list of equipment he'll
need of the score on page fifty three. And so
it got sold in auction in Edinburgh. It's someone nine
three thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Because it's got smelling mistakes. Yeah, and it's like the
first edition.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Wow, Okay, I just can't. I don't have any sort
of collectors thing that's expensive. I've got one Queen record
that's worth itim bit of money, But other than that,
why is it worth money? It was Bohemian Rhapsody on
What's the Small one thirty three and yeah it was.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Just one of the first runs of it. Wow, how
much is it worth? Super fan?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Oh like under five grand?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Yeah, wow, you should be putting that.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
You should put that in a frame or something. I
know I want to get it framed.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
But would you frame a book like this or would
you just have it in a nice library?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
You know, if you go to those fans library and.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
They've got like you put it in a glass case.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
When you put a slip cover on it. Because I
hate a slip cover, I'll remove a slip cover.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Oh yeah, so you can see the actual hard, yeah,
hard bit of the bo It looks like fancy, like
old school box or so do you do that? When
you read a book that's got a slip cover? You
just take it.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
You don't read, Flitch can't read. But when you read,
I get read too. Audio books is reading. It's just
as good as podcasting as it is. But so do
you slip off the slip cover when you read the
book and it's annoying and it gets all torn and doggy.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I might be on my own here. I prefer a
soft cover.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I like hard.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
It makes me feel hard. Hard covers more hard looks
better on the bookcase. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. When you're like, yeah,
I disrespect the spine.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
I.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Mean Aaron is the same person. Aaron disrespects the spine.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Yeah, I will, like when I go to I won't
dog you're a book and put a book mark and
I'll just leave it. Well, I hate that. That's why
my books first stop all that up. Yeah, that's disrespecting
the hardback, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
It's a dog here because you can undog hear it.
But once you've cracked that spine.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I see a guy reading the other day in the Smarmple.
He was reading his e like his kindle, and he
had the kindle inside a ziploc bag.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Station could still get at you a sweety kindle. You
totally have a sweet kindle.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yuh play Flitchborne and Haley.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
I rid a post um from a man anonymous Penguin.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Sorry, I don't.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
I don't hate all men, not hashtag not all men,
some men.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
The title is I ended up with a ten k
worth of debt from dating apps Ask me anything, j as.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
The title states, over the last year.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
So I ended up with ten k worth of debt,
specifically from dating apps. Had to take out a personal
line to Concilidate, Consolidate, Consolidates, Solidate, Considerate my consolidate and
I haven't been paying for anything on dating apps since
because we spoke about this yesterday that a lot of
straight men are changing their profiles to everyone so that

(08:15):
the gay guys like them.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Boost the profile.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Women see it toggle off everyone women only, but I'm boosted.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, So it's cheating the algorithm because the algorithm will
reward better looking people or people that get swiped more.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
And then off. So if you.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Want to buy likes or you want to buy your
profile boosted, a lot of these dating apps you pay
to do it, right.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Wow, ideas you win? What do you think? He was
just taking it all up on a credit card?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
You you just charge your.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Credit card, right, and so if you did it enough
and then you couldn't pay the credit card back, then
you're getting interested and you're getting in trouble. Then you're
getting into and it does accumulates.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
In some context. I'm a twenty eight year old man.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I got a five year relationship where I was codependent
on someone when all this began, I had no real
friends as they were losers, was lonely and desperate to
make connections.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Afraid to be alone.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
It was in a vulnerable place, and these apps sold
me on the bows and whistles were meeting someone and
being successful standing out if I paid for the premiums.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
So I saw on this Reddit thread, I'm just saving
a lot a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
You'd think that maybe he'd get a bit.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Of a roasting, like you idiot, A lot of people
trying and be like I get it, man like, it's
easy to get it addicted, like a bit of like
the dopamine kind of gambling. Yeah, right, hat of being like,
I just seem a little bit more, a little bit more.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Some of the questions no judgment.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Which app would you recommend using or had the highest
success rate with paid upgrades?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Great question? Oh yeah, I hadn't even thought of that question.
What did he say? Tender?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
If you want to hook up something casual, bumble sucks.
Most of the time people you match with don't respond
within the twenty four hours, so it's a lost connection. Okay,
Cupid absolutely horrendous. Oh god, coffee meets bagel not worth.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Not worth it.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
People don't respond and those are timed conversations and people
don't seem serious enough.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Wait, what coffee meets Bagel, the dating app for serious datas.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Chisper sucks you match and they never respond back, and
a good amount of bots hinge is okay if you're
looking for something serious or the potential for it, people
don't respond though good.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
It sounds like it sounds like a hymn problem.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Do you think that we're just like over dating apps
or one hundred percent and more connections through speed dating events?
Oh that's like in real life though, I know Coffee
meats Bagel and limits the number of profile users that
can interact with each day, offering icebreaker information for matches
like trip feeding you ice breakers.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh you're a you follow this basketball team? Or oh
you right, I work in this industry. Someone said, how
much of this debts from only fans? And he said,
find the only time I've ever paid for only fans
was with money I had, not credit cards? Right, taking
one thousand dollars on dating apps that is insane amounts
of money. But you kind of get it because I

(10:55):
was looking at another post and someone's like, yeah, I
had three K and Royal match at a game Royal
match game, right, And you can kind of see how
it would happen because it's you don't think you're spending
ten thousand dollars spending five dollars a dad.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
It's a bit like the Pokey's Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Like I'm just putting two dollars. So even when I've
played like Candy Crush and I'm impatient, I'll be like,
I was just paying a dollar twenty year ad dollar
twenty nine to get ahead. Yeah, and then you're like, Shure,
this week, I spent ten bucks.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
So they said, what's the ratio bet you want you
spend on the dating apps versus what you spend on
the dates themselves, or did you drop ten k into
dating apps alone? The debt is sixty forty split, sixty
percent going towards the apps, the rest on dates. There
was a time where I was going on three to
five dates a week. If it was the drinks, I'd
ended up spending fifty dollars. If it was dinner would
be one hundred.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
So the teen k.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Dates, man, it's still it's still insane amounts of money,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
You got do some free date ideas like have six.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
Just one activity.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah, but you can also we end up being eighteen
years of dead as well.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh, God, this's my womb.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Selling little pole is next? Speaking of the bedroom? How
old is your mattress?

Speaker 2 (12:07):
This has popped into my head, this question.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
It's going to be an add on an American podcast.
They're always hawking mattresses. How holds your batresstress?

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Play silly little pool, silly little pool.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
It is so silly, silly, silly that silttle pool, silly
little pool, silly little poo, silly little pole, silly.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Sell a little pole. How holds your mattress? Our options
zero to five years, five to ten years, ten to
fifteen years, or twenty years plus. We're all under five
because we got the Seally mattresses and we went to
the factory.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Indeed, and also I saw this just popped into my
head and I don't know why. But then yesterday I
saw a TikTok of a chick saying I can't believe
how in love I was with a guy whose bed
looked like this, And then it like flashback and it
was one of those like brown mattresses, you know, like
the fitted sheets like pinged off the corner and the

(13:10):
brown stained mattresses bed.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
We have all been there, chagged on.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Those beds before heavenly. Yeah, because my getting I genuinely
think this mattress that we've got now is like the
first new mattress. Oh no, the second new mattress we had.
But for me and Aaron's first relationship, we just had
like hand me down mattresses.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yeah, he always had a mattress.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
You've got to wonder what's happened on that mattress before.
But you you don't even think about it when you
go to a hotel. No, I know that a million
people have been on there before you.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
And here's a hotel.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Change your bed, like, actually, I get rid of it
and get a whole new bed with the old beds. Mattresses,
you know, mattresses dumped on the side of the road.
They're expensive to take to the tape. Ye, yeah, sometimes
they might get donated.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
What does happen to hotels old mattresses the website? There
must be a constant flow.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I know some of the weeks in a hotel, I'll
ask say, how long do you keep your mattresses?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
My curiosity? It feels like something could probably google.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, you know, hotels keep keep there. Oh, this is
an interesting How long do hotels keep security footage? How
long do hotels keep records of guests?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
That sounds like producer Jared just said that your parents
bought a bunch of secondhand hotel mattresses.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
Oh yep, yep they did. How why my.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Emotional emotion second hair mattresses still have a life.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
Yeah, my parents run an airbnb, so they just basically
upgraded all their bids for cheap.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah, that makes sense, you would do that. Yes, it's
like not people aren't sleeping on them every night.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Typically the hotels replace mattresses every five to seven years,
depending on the quality of the mattress and how often
it's used.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, okay, when you're.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
In a hotel, man, you don't do some terrible things.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Which they replaced every that long. Book yourself mattresses.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
I just go to sleep. Shut up.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
I speak on behalf of everyone in this room, and
I have authority to do so.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
In fact, I would say our carbon footprint on sheet
washing after a hotel stay alone would be significantly less
than our cohort here.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
And again, you speak on behalf of the entire room.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Wow, yeah, okay, yeah, and he.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Has it on good authority.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
To do so. Guys, it's my birthday. Stop teasing me.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Started on the impact on towels selling Little Pool. How
old your mattress? Forty seven percent of people said zero
to five years. That's high than I thought it was
going to be. But mind you, because maybe mind you
if I was to present the fact that we recently
went underwent a pandemic, didn't when we're all stuck at home.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
So maybe people are grown to the mattresses rather than traveling.
So many people bought a mattress in the box. Yes, no, yeses, yes,
open up much.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Thirty five percent of people's mattresses are five to ten
years old, fourteen ten to fifteen, and four percent of
Bevil's mattresses are twenty years past my pan. I think
they got their bed as a winning prison and they
had it to consummate the marriage, immediately begin procreating. Yes,
as all good Catholics should, absolutely, and they had that.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
It's not that long ago. Was it a time thing
with the designs on it.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
It was real go to We changed them out every
five years, is Danielle. Yeah, a lot of people do,
because if they start to, you know, get the sack.
Jesse said, three years ago went and bought myself my
first ever brand new mattress for two and a half
thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
The best thing I've ever done for myself. Yeah, could
your life and beard?

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah, mind you mind, mind you let the mess these days.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yes, we're sending less time for leaving.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
Off, barely sleep at all.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Lots of people anxiety keeps them away. We're thriving, mind you.
Amy says, what are your mattress? When I left my
husband never looked back? Or the old mattresses or both both.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
You wouldn't keep your divorce mattress, would you.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
Although if it's a good mattress, just changed the do
they get a new mattress?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Too many memories, would you?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, you would get a new mattress.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, it would be weird shagging a person in the beard.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Somebody else's beard have fears and they sleep with in
the just when I always out of the at hotels.
Yeahs mostly hotels.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
It's because of.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
The free milk and and the sky free sky.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Free sky Man. It's advertised right there on the billboard.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Amy says, I literally bought one two days ago off marketplace.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Guy opened the door in a vlure set of pj's
No okay.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Beard is top tier and very clearly drop shipped off somewhere.
I couldn't buy a secondhand bed and then look at
the people and picking it up front.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I'd leave it out.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Trying jump it on my front doorstep and don't look
at me. I don't want to imagine you having six Yeah,
I know. The first double bed I ever purchased was
for my second year of flatting, so the year would
have been two thousand and one, and we went and
packed it up from this house in Moronsville. If you
are familiar with Moronsville, I'm going to kind of point
out where the house is over the road from Sevesta Electrical,

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just by the if you're coming in from the southern
end of Morris where you go under the train tracks.
That got under the road right there on the right,
got a bit tree in its front yard by Greenley Meets.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
I went to that house and bought a mattress.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Yeah, and if someone sends me to anyway, if someone
sends you, the first person in the area that sends
me a photo of that house, that gets the right
house whole transfer you ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Way, I don't have any more than ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
They get twinty hit them.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
I seen them in.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
That house and when we got there, she's like, oh,
and there's some coffee stains on the other side, and
she flipped over the matdress one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Someone shut the bed.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
That's not coffee, that's blood and poose.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
And this was before the days of a bistle. There
was no home and scrubbed it.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I reckon anyone got a rug doctor on there? How many?

Speaker 3 (19:37):
But how many stains did you contribute to?

Speaker 2 (19:40):
A few stones? Had that bed for years? Yes, my
bed is twenty one this year, still comfy and does
the job? Get a new bed? Helps?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
It's only me and no bids your gymnastics to ruin it.
Oh yeah, you get some gymnastic.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Tessa said, Donn. It's from the up shop had a girl. Yeah,
I've had up shops.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Sena just checked over ten years is this one and
haven't seen the need to buy a new one yet?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Okay, well if it's still going strong. Devin just bought
a new one two years ago while heavily pregnant. Best prison.
I bought my Prego south yees.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah, yeah, n your backspear and all that.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
My mum bought this one of me I've traded you
when I was fourteen. I'm now twenty six, so it's
at least that old. My wife and I are still
on my brother in law's old mattress from when he
was single. Ah oh, Joel more snuggle because it's smaller.
Maybe we just got a message.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
And I stayed at a hotel in Christish that was
a quarantine place during COVID. There was an imprint on
the side I slept on, so you could tell people
who just been sitting there for days on end, not
just sitting on the beer my two weeks.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
A lot of those quarantine hotels because they got so
much cash from the government, they renoed pretty much all
of the time, and they needed to as well because
they were literally like COVID hotel around Auckland with my
parents when like COVID hotel, Yeah, jet Park. My parents
always stay at jet Park. Yeah, always stayed there the
night before they flew out anywhere. And if you look
I see at those quarantine hotels, you see scratch marks

(21:02):
at the bottom of the doors.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, there's still help written on the one.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Send food, play.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Play, let me pepper in a long teas here just
after eight o'clock after five on time, we're going to
be talking to Britain because our newsreader, the Girlies and
our crew we went to has comedy gooog last night.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Do you know what when you said you were driving
in to go to that, I was near because I'd
had a couple of beersies I know, I knew, and.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I had a spear ticket.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Do you know what I was? I was going to
I reckon.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I could twist your arm, but I was only twenty
minutes from its starting.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
I won't do that to him. I was like, no,
there was no chance I was leaving my home. I
didn't even bother with you, born, but I tell you
look in my direction.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
We're going to report back on Brent's comedy show debut
after eight and we've heard great things, really good stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Sorts anyway, But after the gag, I did a quick
exit because it was not too late. It was like
eight thirty, and I was like, here we go. You know,
I'll go home, go to bed. And I was on
the motorway and the motorway that leads to my house,
which is the Northwestern Motorway. It's my addresses. Got a
pin of paper and I was just driving along as

(22:22):
I at my leisure.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Yeah, which is about one hundred and five.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah, right, And I was driving along and in this
car came on and on ramp from the left and
then did almost you know that when you see people
do that sideways driving where they're like, yeah, crossing.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
All the lanes.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yeah, a big swoop on a really sharp implant, like
a real sharp angle, as opposed to sort of just
like working their way across, like stand a lane for
a bit and then move, yeah, stay in a lane.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
They were like from the ramp to the fast lane
in seconds, including just cutting me off, like just like
getting run in front of me. I had just I
had to put my peddle, my foot on the peddle
to slow myself down from five.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
To one hundred. OK.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
So they cut right in front of me, and so
I perhaps a little aggressively laid it on the horn.
Now I gave it one horn. Then I was like, actually,
you nearly took my life, and so I laid it
on again.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Oh yeah, I went me, that's what it's for. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
So then the person in front of me did that thing,
which I you know what I'd probably do the same,
but they were in the wrong to start, did that
thing where they had cut past me, but then went
right in front of me and then slowed down so
that we were now nose to tail.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
This person is like aggro aggro man.

Speaker 3 (23:46):
And I was like, you know what, in another world,
I'd drop back or I'd change lanes to get away
from them. I thought, nah, you've actually.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Really annoyed me.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
And I'm a very confident driver, so I was like,
I'm happy to start right up your ass here. I'll
just stay right on the tail. You've put me in
this position. Here we shall stay. They ended up slowing
down to about sixty kilometers, obviously hoping that I would
go like and try to change, but I didn't. I
just stayed there like iron back, and I was like.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Then they took off for a bit and at some
point got behind.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Me and tried to get right up my you know,
like there was a move. We're going a maverick on
our hands.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
It was all yeah, I know, and so I just
we were just playing this game for a while, getting
in front of each other, and I was like, this
is stupid. Let's just let's just be done with it.
We're in the middle lane. I go into the front
lane and they switch and go in front of it.
So they're like blocking me. So I like change to
the left. They got in front of me, changed the left, and.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
You're actually having a full on fight on the motorway.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I know. And then so we were passing all the
exits and I was like, I wonder where they're going
to turn off. Oh, by the way out out the window.
We've got hands on both sides.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
I said.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
They got multiple people in the car. Yeah, there was
a dog with his head out the window. Kick up,
poor dog getting involved with And then we had the
driver and the passenger out the window like egging me on.
And I was like, I'm riddy, I'm in a good mood.
I'm happy to play this game this time.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
You wish you had one of those James Bond cars
with like built and missiles and spikes and lasers could
lay it out.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
I know he's gonna play some card and it doesn't.
And then they tried, they keept trying to get beside me,
and this is when I was like, maybe I'm getting
like kind of close to where I'm and I was like, oh,
I don't want to be the one to turn off first,
just in case they were to follow me, And I
was like to keep looping around my bloody neighborhood to
just drive to Vaughne's house bring the problem to him.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I'll walk down the end of the driver with the gun.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, yes, and they'll pull in and I'll be like problem, yeah, right, okay,
good to know for next time, because I do like
these little motorway fights. But I could feel I was like, also,
the gun's a NERF blaster. I hope that's okay.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
I'll turn off my light so we can't send it.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Still look like an earth blaster. It's very brightly on ya.
I don't know if that's but I could put to
the the darts and that stick to windows. I could
really like let them know, yeah totally, except when they're
driving away and it stuck to the window, I'll be
like I know that.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Yeah, well that'll do it. That'll stop them anyway. So
it was getting there's like one exit and then we
go for a bit and then it's me and I
was like, oh god, if they don't take this exit
and we're in the right lane here, still playing the
stupid game. Yeah, And then I could feel that they
needed to peel off, and they took the exit before mine,
not without like doting their horn and like looking at me,

(26:55):
and I was like, what shall I do as I
go by? So I just did that real like cheesy
egging them on, smile like you have a good night,
and wave them off and that was the end of
the fight.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
But boy boy, I was I was like, really, why
they could have followed you home?

Speaker 3 (27:12):
I would say there would have been like thirty centimeters
between our bum and Hale.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I've got a real Vin Diesel.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
It was a little thrilling, and so those moments were like, yeah,
I wish I wasn't a bitter car. Thankfully they were
on a shipbox, right, Okay, So it wasn't embarrassing that
I was in my master exceller.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
It's a bull bar that I wanted those situations to
give them a nudge.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yeah, I wanted to nudge and I don't respect my car,
And I was like, I could I could give them
a nut?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
You give them a nudge if they got a tobar
and goes through your radiator and then and then you're
then then they're telling you yeah, and Haley from the
Panoramic z N think Tank.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
This is the top six.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Hello on Sunday, Carpeter Fletcher'll between forty five years old.
We celebrate that because not everybody gets to live that
many years.

Speaker 9 (28:12):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (28:12):
I know you're going to talk about people that have
died before or at forty four in their forty fourth year.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
You're whatever.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
You lost a celebrity overnight, guys, I know on Sutherland, Yeah,
Keith is dead. Fantastic actor, He's been loads of things.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
He's a great anger games like that was young.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
People would know him from.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeeah, but he's been around forever. Yeah, great actor, Shakespeare
and all sorts of.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
They said, that's one of those. I mean, what was
he eighty eight and a long battle with long battle?

Speaker 2 (28:44):
They said, long long illness.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Eighty eight A good innings. Yeah, he's double me right now,
double it's double me.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I'm going to lift him to my hundreds. That's my goal.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Good lass.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
I'm doing everything to make sure that happens.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Good las.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Drinking and I am just doing every casual segi occasional directs,
frequent drinking.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, and I haven't been to the gym for I
reckon two months. That's Some people died and they live forever.
Top six men. Le Fletcher's officially outlived number six on
the list.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Heimrik Himmler, He's a Nazi, okay fin Rak Himler. Himler
was a Bavarian chicken farmer who joined the Nazi Party
early on, participated in the nineteen twenty three attempt to
overthrow the German government, and became head of Hitler's personal bodyguard,
the s S nineteen twenty nine. Died at age forty
four by cyanide.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Do you would you have always thought he was older?
Always he looks. You should see photos of him well
before his death. He looked better than Himler, so much
better than.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Himla in aging, better than a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Heinrik Himler. You know what this So this was taken
years before his death. It was Hitler when he died
a little bit older because you just assume these people
because they were so bad that they was old, like
it was only fifty six.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Now, Yeah, he wasn't old at all.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
He really crammed a lot of evil into those fifty
six year didn't he. It was brewing evil from his twenties.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
He was so this is him Ler well well before
his death. His thirties when he looked like he was
in his eighties.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Oh yeah, no, no, yeah, he looks like I wouldn't
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Uniform now five on the list of the top six
people Fletchers officially outlived aka people that died age forty four,
Vlad the Impaler is number five. Oh okay, fantastic, Vlad
the third or list really bad?

Speaker 2 (30:40):
No, got a real good one next time.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Actually, now I've lared the Impaler is a little bit
more my vibe. Okay, long but long here most starsh.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
He's always been considered one of the most important rulers
of Walshashle in history and a national hero of Romania
for his efforts to fight the Ottoman, his cruel methods
of punishing his enemies going not right in the fifteenth
century Europe and scholars believe he inspired Bramstroker's dracular character. Yeah,
oh okay, and then he died forty four. That was
how long wuld people live though?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Back then?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Yeah, there was insane that I'm the age now where
most people died.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Grandfather as well?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, yeah, I number four on the list of the
top six people that you have officially outlived hawkscord please yes.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Born up and on.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
Marvin Gay Irving Gay died age forty four, shot by
his father.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Really, hey, I.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Don't know that Marvin Gaye died by being shot by
his father.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, eccidentally, no, no.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Legitimately yet murdered by his father, Marvin Gay Senior, after
an altercation between the two men. He shot him twice.
What was thirty eight in the heart?

Speaker 2 (31:53):
What was the altercation over?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
He was he intervened in an argument between his parents.
His dad was a piece of shit, right, there's a lot.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Of piece of ships on this list. Yeah, why are
you okay? How have you outlived them? Proven you're not? Yeah?
But yeah, he his father killed him.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
So he was born g A y and then he
edited an a to make it less Homo six.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
You will Oh, really I think he said he was
I thought you mean he was born gay.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
I just was afraid to say he was born a choice?
You think it's a choice to interesting take.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
If you want to choose the before of style, then
that's your choice.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Number three on the list of the top six people
that Fletchers officially outlived aka people that died age forty four,
Dustin Diamond Screeched from Saved by the Bell Oh s
a few years.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Did Screech died just before the pandemic? Or during.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Poor Dustin Diamond? How did he die twenty one?

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah? During Yeah, during okay.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Got he had a six tape.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah remember.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Sure it was with a principal belt. I don't even
know where that came from, but I just popped into
my head. Number two on the Less of the Top
Sex People Fletchers officially outlived number two. This man was
shot and killed on his forty fourth and one day.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Oh yes, so he was forty four and he do
Pablo Escobar was only forty.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
You think of him as being like sixty.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, he's done so much. That's a yeah, sold so many.
He also didn't age very well. No, he didn't age well.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
And number one of the less of the Top six
People Flitch officially out has officially outlod people that died
age forty four.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
This one blew my mind. Steve Irwin, Steve Irwin four.
I mean everyone on this list has been forty four years?

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Have you?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
It was called Top Sex People Finchers officially outlofd aka
people that died.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Age forty four forgot momentarily bored. I think it's trying
to get him into a rhyme and he's forgiving that. Oh,
come on, dear, come on dear, and get you back
to be.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Borne.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
And now the listeners might not know this, but we're
going away for a little bit. You're gonna miss us.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, Wednesday, it will be our last show for a
couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Next wednes then we're taking a couple of weeks to just.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
For the listeners.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Uh, there will be a midwinter Christmas cocktail special again
that's rolling out, and again we won't be listening back
to that. I can't. It was recorded. Things happen, although
I will say we.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Didn't get as messy this time. Some of us, well.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
The producers booth, some of us didn't fall out of
the uber this time and have a lifelong scar on
their knee that I'm still healing from a year ago. Anyway,
we are going on holiday and I can't say where
I'm going for many reasons, all of which people.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
But she's go to Russia. Back up your brothers. She said,
we're gonna put a We're gonna put a and in this.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Well there it is now. Yeah, Yeah, I've been training,
I said, ever been at the gym?

Speaker 2 (35:06):
I've been. But you're going via North Korea right to
pick up?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Well, yeahs bombarding me?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Just taking come John Long's train from Korea, right, yeah,
across Russia.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
It's fastest holiday after all.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
But for my holiday in Russia and North Korea, I.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Need some talks I need now.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
I don't know if you guys know this about me
or if I've spoken about it very often, but you
may look at my body and think ten out of
ten purefection wouldn't change the thing?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Oh, every day, every day, I mean every day. It's
a bit come my god, I feel actually, yeah, what
are you doing that for? It's actually it was a
bit once a week, okay, once a month, I think, Yeah,
not enough.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
I told you the perfect balances and your female colleagues
body and in a sexual manner once a week, okay,
I repair of any lessen your you're either let me,
let me redo that.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
You may look at my body every you know, you
may look at my body and think ten out of
ten perfection wouldn't change a thing?

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Once a week, absolutely I would. Yeah, great, thank you,
perfect Stop flirting with me.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
But I actually have quite an exceptionally, exceptionally long torso
and very short legs for a girl that's basically five eleven.
It's all in the it's all from neck to fan,
and the legs actually contribute quite little.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I'm more leggy and lemmy.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Yes, let me.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
Yeah, torso is coverage.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
I'm long torso, which is the opposite of what you
want long in the bot, which means when I wear
like a one piece or a jumpsuit or a leotard
or a tog in half, absolutely slices me right down
the middle. So because of the length, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So I've had to buy some special long togs.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Oh my god, long lady TODs, long lady dog lady.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
So there's this brand so LT that stands for long
torso on the tag the name of the brand, you'll
give them a shadow. I bought this non spawn, but
I bought this one piece for specifically because they do
long torsos.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
So can you see how much longer isn't it?

Speaker 5 (37:25):
So?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Because otherwise of the five North Korean approved tog designs.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yes, yeah, it's got full sleeves down to the public pool.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I've bought from these guys before.
Because of my long torso. But that was about twenty
k guys. So I've got the same piece but just
a size still long torso.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
How do they advertise their website? Is it like?

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Well? People to Okay, we got advertised because I have
two other friends that are that are lts long torso.
There are groups we're long torsos.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Now we're are you are? You became friends with them
because of your.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
No, we found each other marching girls. And then when
you get your uniforms fitted, its custom made to your body.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I thought you may have found some like long torso
friends on like, I'm sure there's long Torso slash slash
long Torso support slash alts so. We found them all
together and we brought them and they're great. Then that's
what you get. You got your little panty garden there.
But can you see, like how good is that that?
Because if I were a normal one piece, your groins comfortable,

(38:32):
but your boobs are out because you've got to pull
it down so the top half is spelling there seems
to be by no means an expert Ladies and dogs. Yeah,
it's been any more than one hour a week. Look,
I know what she looks like in a pair of dogs. Yeah, lovely,
very happy.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
But the fashion is.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
That the bottom half seems to be cutting the arson
half and the vagina is almost on display.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
I know you would think that I being a fashion
passion lady, that I would want to follow that trend,
but absolutely not, you know. I mean we talked to
a plastic surgeon about laby a plastic.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah. I don't need to be there. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Yeah, we don't need that, ye do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Because it looks like some of those tags, it looks
like there's a draw, there's a there's a curtain rail
around the waist and then you adjust how far you
want the curtain to.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Go, I know, and some people the curtains, yeah, very
thin curtain. I need a full blind you know.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
I mean I need a full tows drop down roman,
I need full I need she.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Curtains, thermal curtains, drapes. I need drapes. Now a fellow
long torsoed lady is just missied. And what was the brand?
Please again?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
I will absolutely so that we don't have too many
of these. Andy, it's Australian, okay. And then you can
go on a n D I E. And then you
go on and then you can sell licked, long talks,
regular foot YEP or long torso. Okay, nonsense, and that's nonsense.
They're quite expensive, right, but good togs are for ladies.

(40:08):
But look at that. Look how long that torso is.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
I'll show you.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I'll hold it to me.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
Yeah that's long, phantom nick, it's almost too long. What
does it mean? I'll put on over top of my
class because I don't want my.

Speaker 9 (40:25):
So.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
I got to keep on for trium. Is this my
birthday prison? This is your birthday gift?

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Play Play.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Ranking Today, Final Rankings.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
And this came to us because we relived that traumatic
episode of Thomas the Tank Engine. Yes we're Henry. The
big green engine got brecked up. He got backed into
a tunnel and a brick wall got built in front
of him because he didn't want to do work because
he just got a hot new paint job. Yeah, so
they brick him and he was so sad and we
really try. Saw somebody comment on the one of the

(41:03):
videos that we posted of this. John Oliver did an
amazing He rebuilt a whole lot of he rebuilt a
whole set, He did a whole thing on if you
can find that episode of last week tonight, it's incredible.
Thomas is cg I now animated and it doesn't have
it doesn't stick by those model and pajamas.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Yeah, like banana pajamas used to be like with the
Teddies in the racing suits and stuff now animated.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
I'm going to be honest.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Apart from like Thomas and Henry, I don't really know
many of the engines.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Percy, Henry Percy was a little bit whys Percy a
little Percy was basically a green version of Thomas.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Okay, yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Just just a big little bit. James, James was a
great character.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
James was read.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
James was the only red engine, the main red engine.
So I had a lot of time for James because
I thought there needs to be more color divert city.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Yep, but it's diversity on this crew, wouldn't an ally? Yeah,
what are we when we're ranking these Thomas the tank
engine characters? Are we including the fat controller?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yeah? Okay? Trains? Have they anyway? Have they introduced a
gay train or great?

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Lots of them are gay, like a what do you
think there was a closet?

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Yeah, gay trains on Thomas, do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Maybe that's what the episode was about. He's been bricked
behind a wall, He's been put inside some sort of
cupboard aka back in the closet.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Here's a gay.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Engine, matts Man introducing February twenty twenty three.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Oh, that's a new one.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
They're really quick on that one.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
They quick gay, of course, because there's so many characters.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Now, No, that's a different that's a person from a
different thing. Because I was like, Percy and Monty went
swimming nude together. I was like, how did trains nude swimming?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah, that's quite a departure. Max is a gay train.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
There's some fan fiction here that Henry and Edward are
in a gay relationship.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Someone just sticks and saying Percy was such a homosexual?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Do you think Percy was closeted the closet train? Okay,
I may have mis read the Big Bitch energy, right,
you may have. Okay, Now please tell me they've painted
this train like Rainburg colors, Max.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Pink or purple, not pinkle.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Okay, Rosie's Rosy's pink, but right, that's because she's a
girl train.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah, Okay, that's good that we know that.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
I think I will go for my final rankings Thomas
number one of because you know protectable. Yeah for you,
that's embarrassing. And then what was the one what was
the red one?

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Again?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
The red one is James, Yeah, James. And then what
was the one that got.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Bricked bricked up? Henry Henry? And then Henry Henry, sorry
for Henry.

Speaker 5 (43:57):
Go now.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Gordon was a big blue train was made, the blue
version of Henry.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Right, I'm going Gordon's my number one.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Then I'm going trust Gordon's eyes.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah, shifty shift.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
He's got personality, he's up to the good.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
What are your others?

Speaker 3 (44:17):
I'm going Gordon is number one. I'm going to go Henry.

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Number two is Thomas going to be You're not even
going to go Thomas. It's Thomas. It's called Thomas a
Tangian jip and.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
What's called Thomas and friends? And I'm focusing on and friends.
I'm going to go to Gordon. Then I'm gonna go Henry.
Then I'm going to go.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
James.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Okay, Thomas can get stuffed. He gets all the limelight.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
He's a DVO. He's got his own green room. Yeah,
you reckon, it's got too much.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Totally who I am. He was out on Pons three.
Three for me is Henry because he got bricked up.
That was pretty depressed. Two for me is Toby. I
did have to google what Toby's name was. Toby's a
one of those wooden trams. He looks like it looks
like a cabin on rails like Aliston. Yeah, yeah, Toby,

(45:09):
you do google Toby. It's an old tram. I just
read the history of Toby. Actually he I like Toby.
He got him went into a ship and he thought
he was never gonna get used again. And then the
Island of Soda or purchased them for running around and doing.
But some places, you know, the trucks are the bad
guys and Thomas because they steal their jobs. They still
the jobs of some of the Yeah, okay, some of

(45:30):
these guys. So think of the trains as traditional white
people in England and think of the trucks as Romanians
and Eastern Europeans that will work for less, right, and
there's a real racial divide between them, okay. And number
one for me, he has got to be James, just
because he's a red engine. He was a no nonsense
third he was mid sized. He could pull and push

(45:51):
harder than anybody. I wish number one. I wish I
put Toby in my top three because it looks like
an old Nate's garden ship.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Yeah's a ship on rails.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
Wait, who wins?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
We've time for the diesels. Those diesels are bad jokers.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
No, they're evil, they're bad characters.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
I'd say Henry and James are the winners in the
gay together.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
That's why we fly the rainbow flag for Henry and James.
The gay trains, it.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Sounds like you're pushing a gay gets and train pushing
at I'm pushing it a little.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Bit, plays Flitch, Voorne and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Okay, I'm very outspoken about the fact that I love
reality TV. And then when I finished all my dating
shows and I put it to the team, what should
I watch next?

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Producer Shannon was.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Like below Dick, below Dick. So when we had the
opportunity to interview Captain Sandy, she was beside herself, as
are we Captain Sandy.

Speaker 10 (46:45):
Welcome to the studio, Thanks for having me. I'm really
happy to be in Asha's home.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Yeah, I know, we're very proud. We're very proud to
have on the show.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
We're actually here rady a show of choice.

Speaker 10 (46:55):
I know that you're going to be my favorite radio shop.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yes, that's just nothing, but talk about us. That's embarrassing and.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Our little thing is se weren't allowed to try to
get spoilers out of you?

Speaker 2 (47:11):
A bit of a loose lips. No, because they say ships, that's.

Speaker 10 (47:16):
Right, and thankfully I haven't seen a ship yet you have.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Have you ever had like an accident where you've been
the captain?

Speaker 2 (47:23):
No, okay, this doesn't by the.

Speaker 10 (47:25):
Way, Okay, well okay, but I've taken on water. I've
had fires, but we've not my fault, of course, but
we saved the ship or the yacht.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Did you ever think when you were because I don't
know the proceeds. I'm not from a sea family. We
land people.

Speaker 10 (47:46):
We love to surround it by this.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
I was born by the sea and we're not boat people.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Did you grow up with boats.

Speaker 10 (47:56):
Or waterskiing small boats? Yes, my whole life, from the
time I was like five on.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Did you ever think that it would turn into this
television career?

Speaker 10 (48:06):
None at all?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Having made cameras.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Following you all the time, and we've got five on
you right now.

Speaker 10 (48:11):
No, it was totally clueless. Even when I signed up
for the show, I had no idea the level and
impact it would have.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Are you used to it now?

Speaker 9 (48:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (48:21):
I mean the fourth wall worked. Yeah, like you forget
they're there.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Because I think it was quite You know, we're so
used to these like dating reality shows or following the
sort of like boring lives of rich families. But taking
it onto the seat and following the people like under
the Boat, that's what makes the show. It's right, Yeah,
it's like what's that movie? And you follow the Oh
my god, I was about to say servants, and it

(48:45):
made it sound like I'm calling you a servant.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
You're not a servant. But there's like the rich people upstairs.

Speaker 10 (48:49):
We are in the service business.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
You're in this, you're serving that right.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Yeah, yes, I love that because I think we would
relate more to those people as the viewers, right than
the rich and fancy drinkers.

Speaker 10 (49:00):
On top, although I'd love to be one of them.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Do you ever get to join in? I suppose not
with you I.

Speaker 10 (49:07):
Have dinner or Yeah. I'm guessed on other votes, but yes,
I'm driving the vote most of the time. But when
we're on acre, like, I do have dinner?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
Now do you have to handle? Because I do want
to bring in our producer Shannon here. Who I would
say is she's just.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Behind the desk. That's Carwen.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
But we get them confused. Carwen do to hear Brown
to help us out. Producer Shannon is like, would you
call yourself Shannon a super fan?

Speaker 8 (49:30):
Like embarrassingly?

Speaker 3 (49:31):
So do you get a lot of these?

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Captain Sandy, Well, why didn't you ask for a picture?

Speaker 8 (49:36):
I will soon. I got a mess. You've got cool
shoes and I got overwhelmed.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Yeah, blow dicks her comfort show.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
You know, I watch Like Friends over and over and
over again because I know what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
So this's been a comfort. Blow Dicks you comfort.

Speaker 11 (49:49):
I've watched her over all five like spin off shows,
probably three times over.

Speaker 10 (49:53):
That's incredible. Yeah, thank you keep streaming.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
I love hey you.

Speaker 11 (49:58):
It's my streaming service choice and I am obsessed with
Below Deck.

Speaker 8 (50:02):
Truly, it is the greatest show. So thank you.

Speaker 10 (50:04):
Yeah, well thanks for watching. What are you thinking of
this season?

Speaker 8 (50:07):
I am loving it. I was talking to Asia Humble Bragshaw.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
I know she she keeps telling us she says my
personal friend Asia and explain the relationship to us. Shannon,
why are you personal friends or have you deemed her
on Instagram?

Speaker 11 (50:19):
No, she deemed me first, but only because Vaughan asked
her to. But then now we've talked as friends. And
I loved the drama of the first two episodes with
the provisioning how insane and how you had to go
to another yacht and ask for wine.

Speaker 8 (50:33):
But this season is you had to go.

Speaker 2 (50:34):
To another year a.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Watch. Well, I'm literally starting at the very beginning because
I've always been into dating reality shows, but Shannon's the
one who's like below deck is number one.

Speaker 11 (50:50):
Well, it still gives you that dating, you know, there's
still romance, still yelling, there's still drinks.

Speaker 10 (50:56):
That girl and Nathan then hook up.

Speaker 8 (50:59):
No, I was, I don't want them to hook up.
She's got a boyfriend.

Speaker 10 (51:02):
That's right, she's got a boy.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Well, no, that's the thing.

Speaker 11 (51:08):
They were like, let's go find somewhere without cameras and
they were walking around.

Speaker 8 (51:11):
The camera crew caught them and they didn't hook up.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Oh, this is gossip.

Speaker 8 (51:15):
This is a bit of you through and through.

Speaker 10 (51:17):
Yes, Well, when you're on a boat, what happens on
the boat stays on the boat. I did just give her.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
You just got married? Do you say this to your wife?
It was on the boat to drag your name?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
So this is season nine now is that right? Season nine?

Speaker 10 (51:40):
Season nine? Season eight for me? But season nine of
the whole show.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
And that's on How You, which is like the amazing
home of all reality TV.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
It's where you can lose months of your life.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
How do they find the guests that are on the
boat because they often don't come off looking great.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
They just look like rich knobs a little bit.

Speaker 10 (51:58):
They cast them. I think they're cast stick.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Right, Why would people do that?

Speaker 10 (52:02):
But like oh wow, okay they pay money.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
Wow. Of course they're not going to get a nice
down a luxury boat.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
No, no.

Speaker 10 (52:09):
And I think what happens is when the cameras are
on them, something happens, I'm not sure. And then they
blame the producers for their bad behavior.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
But they like they start to act out. Yes, yeah,
I think it's interest. It would be interesting to do
like a below Deck with New Zealand people because we're
so chill and like low key, and anytime we do
a version of a reality show, we're a bit low
buzz for it. I'll be like you slept with my
husband and be like, oh, you're sorry, I won't I

(52:38):
won't do it again.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Did I Which one was he?

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Shure, Yeah, I did actually sleep. Do you have a
favorite pirate fiction?

Speaker 10 (52:47):
I mean, you know that's why can I say, Johnny Depp?

Speaker 2 (52:52):
That's a great, it's pretty good. What is it?

Speaker 3 (52:54):
What is the most difficult customer look like to you?

Speaker 12 (52:58):
Like?

Speaker 2 (52:58):
How what does it look.

Speaker 10 (52:59):
Like when they're blatantly rude to the crew?

Speaker 9 (53:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (53:02):
Yeah, when they're like this season like you'll see you'll
see when she catches Yes, when you catch up nine seasons.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
We've got a holiday coming up, so I'll be absolutely
diving in and getting all seasons under the bout.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
What's your what's your favorite animal to see at sea? Dolphins?
Of course, the dolphins.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Right.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Have you ever seen a whale? Yes?

Speaker 10 (53:22):
Absolutely took a Yes, I've seen a lot of sea
you know they're flying fish, of course, I.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Think, right, yeah, I think it would go dolphin, manate
whale for me.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
No, it's gonna be orcus aucus number one.

Speaker 10 (53:40):
I've never seen an oraca.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I saw in the ocean once and I cried it
was sort of a knee jerk reaction.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
It was a pot of orcers.

Speaker 10 (53:47):
What do you think about the whales that are sinking
the boats?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Yeah, get out of their home.

Speaker 10 (53:52):
You know, Yes, you stay out of the shark's house.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Yeah, kind of like complaining about time seating if you're
in the gut.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Although that would be a great season finale, these spoiling
I don't want to give.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Yeah, I don't think.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah, so the season is all in the midhere. Where
is your favorite place in the whole world to go?
Would it be around there or would it be like
the caribbe somewhere in the Caribbean.

Speaker 10 (54:15):
I get this question a lot. So it's everywhere you know,
the boats the destination. But I prefer the south of
France because there's so many cool Vibey places. I love
the Amafi coast, you know, the Liborian Coast, Spain's epic.
I just you know.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
How are you not the size of a house? Because
when I travel over seas, I'm just like pasta, pasta, pasta.

Speaker 10 (54:37):
You did eat the pasta, but it's not full of
everything that America adds to it. But it's like, but
you're walking everywhere. Yeah, true, true, walk everywhere.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Are you going to get a chance to get out
in the water when you're while you're in New Zealand?

Speaker 10 (54:49):
Probably not because my schedule is packed. But I did
get to go in Sydney Harbor, which was really cool,
and I went to the see the animal. I did
see the Tasmanian devil.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
Oh wow, my favorite.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Well next time, next time, when you come back to newsic,
we'll gon a fruit monkey melfie.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
We can't take around and expected we've been.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Friends of a small full person fishing.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Yeah, I thought.

Speaker 10 (55:11):
Listen, I grew up on smile books exactly, but they're
more fun. You're closer to the water.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Yeah, I'm not for me. I get violently sick.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
There's on this one as well, and I do have
IB so we'll get to know each other a little
bit bitter before we do that. Captain SAIDI thank you
so much for coming in and answering our questions and
I cannot wait to binge all seasons, including season nine
which is out now.

Speaker 10 (55:35):
Thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Thank you, Sandy, piy Flinch Thorne and Hailey Lins and
so with a news update, and then after that we
are going to catch up with him and find out
how his comedy night went when first he was stand
up last Night you and the girls went along. We
did go along last night and peted out crowd. Yeah,
and really good and really good spoiler, really good reviews.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
You know what, if it wasn't good, we just probably
would have just like not mentioned it again?

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Do you know what?

Speaker 13 (56:01):
To be?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Like? Whoa you bombed? Also, it's my pick Friday flashback.
I'm going to make you feel really old, are you?
Because this song came out sixteen years ago? And I'm like,
what you what?

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Really?

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Sixteen years ago?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
But I was four? So yeah, what.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Came out when I was four? I have to think
about that because I was listening to like nursery rhymes.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
So you're twenty first? Is like, it must be what
September October twenty first? Okay?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
On, Oh my god, I'm going to get a big
key and a sparkly glass and I want you guys
to do a speech. Great, Okay, that's the first time
I've mentioned it that I want you guys to a
speech my twenty past ye.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Speaking of people?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Who are you? How do you laugh at the idea
of me being twenty one?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Oh? No, I was laughing at the idea that you've
got all of these forensic is stand up comedy.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
You choose you guys to do my twenty first.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
That amusing not the fact that you're definitely what mid
forties forties?

Speaker 3 (56:58):
I am closer to thirty than I am to speaking birthdays?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Am I getting a present soon?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
In the next hour, you guys know it sears brin
Comedy Update and then it says Michael Jackson is in studio.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
That's very believable because I know that's what you always
put a decoy thing in there, and he's dead, so
I know it must be.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Car Carwen does and we would never have him in
the studio. Carwen did say, should we put like a decoy, like,
what should we put in the break? I said, nah,
just put it something obvious. So Michael Jackson's in studio.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Okay, I'm adding a birthday present?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Well maybe okay, maybe the present is just our presence?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Is your present? Okay? Such a shit GIF day present.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Now, speaking of young people, gen Z apparently, and we
may have to gather some thoughts and prayers.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Okay, Apparently gen Z.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Consider themselves the most vacation deprived out of any generation.
Sometimes going as long as six months between holidays like.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Holidays, holidays like going away holidays.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Wait, gen Z, when't you saying all of your friends
are in Europe at the moment?

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Yeah, I literally just saw off like four friends going
to Europe for the next month.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
I don't really believe this, I know. So this is
from New Zealand. This is a research about New Zealanders.
But it's from Expedia. Okay, it's it's called it's their
twenty fourth vacation deprivation report found that gen z is
in New Zealand and more vacation deprived than any other generation.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
Honestly think it's because they see social media in their mind,
everybody but them as traveling.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Correct.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Also they attribute lots of it to guilt, like that
gen z Is feel a lot of guilt about taking
time off of work. But then they go on to
describe them they're their version of a long break between
holidays as being six months.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
Right now, it's hard to.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Get whether that means like a long weekend, because we
we get to enjoy some of those and we get
a good break in the middle of the year. I
think it's going to be they mean like a big
overseas Europe trip because they're also the younger generations are
focusing more on bucketless destinations and massive trips rather than
like I'm going to pop away to this place for
a weekend and then.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
This thing and that's enough to sort of keep me going.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Right.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
I think you're right that they're looking at people who
are like in Europe right now, you know, in bloody
Italy with the bikinis and their umbrellas and their apparol
spritz is.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Yeah, but it's also harder in that age group in
generation because you're still you know, getting into those good jobs.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Totally want to say, hey, can I take four weeks
off to go in prance around and.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Kind of came of age where most people did traveling
during a global pandemic. Yeah, but traveling was now Piebash
was put on traveling too.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
There's a little side note to this research for our
you know, travel deprived gen zas. We were just chatting
off here about whether or not what's doing a quick
vibe check on if we are going to Europe for summer,
if people are going on big holidays, are we posting
about it?

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Are we still feeling all feel out? That's a bit much.
Remember when Georgia winter. Oh my god, I need to
ask how do I unhide her? Because you her?

Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
Yeah, I had quite a lot of people last summer
when we were men.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
As wild to me, you'd want to unmute somebody that
you've muted, but I am aware of.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
It was only because she was having the most perfect
she didn't stop rubbing it in.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
Now I'm in Louis verit you know what I man?
So crash ITAs money money are we posted? We're not posting?
I mean that could be a good sal little pole.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Actually, yeah, we should actually in preparation because it's coming
up to those school holidays the.

Speaker 13 (01:00:36):
Year play.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Play. We have Britt road can our news reader in studio?

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Yes, last night? Did this first eve a stand up
comedy gag?

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah? Thank you so much for coming absolute pleasure. Would
have missed it for the most welcome or you enjoyed
the time? You weren't there, Jared, you weren't there, You
didn't show up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
I had a couple of years uses he loves the closest, Yeah,
but I prioritize sleep. Now he does, and that's why
I need to get me out past eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Or me, Shannon and carwhen went and we were so excited.
Now I did have a little insight because Justine Smith
was MCing and she showed me. She showed me the
set list and you were last and he headliner?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
Is that the headliner the last?

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Well, when you go last, they shows a vote of
confidence towards you that you would be able because you
can't end on a phzzle.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
It was an alphabetical RADCNS towards The last part of
that it wasn't alphabical, was that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
No, I don't know how they came up with the lineup,
to be honest, Well, they you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Know, they'd worked with you guys on your sets and stuff.
It was everyone was doing their first ever.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Stand up gig, right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Were you nervous because you didn't appear to be well.

Speaker 7 (01:01:47):
I took some risky remedy and had a pol of
Fanta before I went on stage.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
I needed to piss my pants.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Yeah, you couldn't tell when you're on stage. You're every
bit the professional comed by the time we got to
you and we I was nervous for you because my
first even stand up gang I did, I was terrible.
I bombed so hard. I came out and I insulted
the MC and then I bombed for five minutes and
I came off stage and that was it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
That was so quet. Yeah, well that's what it feels.
The first thing he's ever said to me from from
the heart, and that was that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
Still a bit how quickly you said it. You didn't
have to put it through the filter.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Now, you were in the studio with us yesterday morning
and you were running through a few of your chops, workshopping,
your workshopping, some of which we didn't hear last night.

Speaker 2 (01:02:38):
They were just for us.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
But you did tease with us that you're going to
do a joke about tsunamis, and here it is.

Speaker 4 (01:02:43):
I love seeing people disappointed, especially when a tsunami doesn't show.
It's so much hype around tsunamis. We had evacuation drills,
they have tsunami evacuation signs, and when a tsunami siren

(01:03:06):
goes off, what do we do. We were jumping our cars.
We'd freaking out with panic, and we flee to the beach.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
It's good, It's good.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
Yeah, Like everyone was laughing so much.

Speaker 7 (01:03:19):
I think because by that point in the night people
had had a few drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
No, no, no, it wasn't that at all.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
But it wasn't that at all, wasn't It was like
they were just absolutely loving it. Have you caught the bug?
Do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
I will never be doing it again. I've decided.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:03:33):
They was well, you know, it's a bit of a hassle,
like Fletch didn't show up because it was a late night.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Yeah, I saw you. I saw you looking around like that,
like where is he? Were happy? But yeah, not as
as happy as Fletch. You know, I would have walked
around it late night. I got into bed at nine
point thirty. Oh wow, yeah really late.

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
So that's the end of your comedy career, one and done.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
Yeah, pretty much. Moving on to the next thing. Oh,
what's next? I want to make a submarine? Okay, so
what is involved in that?

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Because the last time some person in idea to make
a submarine it did not end.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Well, you don't have to go to the Titanic that
you could just earn around a lake.

Speaker 7 (01:04:13):
Yeah, just off the tour, you know, beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
What qualifications do you have or sort of engineering skills
do you have?

Speaker 7 (01:04:25):
I don't have any, but neither did the guys who
went down to the Titanic? But that sort of show,
didn't it? When I imploded? Yeah, well it's YouTube how
to videos.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
I don't know that how to build a submarine.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Drug smugglers make them, do they get you seem to
know a lot about No, they're always in the NEWSS.
They catch them, don't They try to get drugs from
like South America to to run out of gas or
something submarine and they.

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
Well I wasn't going to do it for that reason,
but just to go and explore.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
You know, people are upset at the idea of you're
not doing comedy anymore. They want you to do it
every week.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Well, you know what, the world's the world's got too
many comedians. Enough submarine exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:05:06):
Okay, So nixt solli to fund this, don't look at
ass flich.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Would you even spring twenty bucks to come and see
you last night?

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
Was it twenty dollars? I think you got us free tickets?
Well I got free to right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Okay, Wait, so you didn't pay the support the up
and coming comedians.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
She doesn't want competition. She's pulling the rope behind it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
You didn't get paid for that, did you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
No, yeah, of course that's still right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:33):
Comedy.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Who do you think's making this money? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Fair enough, and we were so proud of you.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Thank you, and I want to encourage you to do
it do it again. Well, I'll see how my submarine
career goes. You know you're going to take.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
A pause submarine for a back, step back and maybe
tell some jokes. What about jokes on a submarine first?
Even under the stand up comedy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Gig, I reckon it's done. It would have been done
to Dubai or something weird.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
You know, he was a stand up comedy gig and
a submarine by an unqualified engineer.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Bengo. There you go. I'll be your headline that eight
twenty one.

Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
Let's celebrate Fletch next play Fletchble and Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Okay, we're running out of time.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Let's crack on prisons for me because my birthday to that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
It's not only your birthday, Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
I've told you were remember my old neighbor Justine whenitude.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Yeah, I've told you so many great stories, but just
tell her, just say.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
I don't think he's going to respond well to hijacking
the birthday because he was already upset about Shannon and Morgan.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Having the birthday, having the birthday Justine's your old neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Justine's birthday, horrendous thing.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
I've got gifts for you, and I feel like giving
them to Justin.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
Justin a.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Good person, not greedy greedy greedy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Got shipping for Justin and get her a nice like
two hundred and three hundred gift.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
She's actually not materialistic, so she won't actually, which means
she'll appreciate it even more.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
She won't means she'ld be so overwhelmed, blown away by
our guests. Yeah, wow, we should make this about Justine's birthday.
How was Justine to that's a birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
Wow? Congratulations?

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Oh wow?

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Should we sing justay.

Speaker 12 (01:07:16):
And happy birthday birthday to you, Happy birthday, dear Justine's
breastinge only.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Today birthday too?

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Wow, it's my birthday and being bullied, So.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Tell me more about this beautiful Justine.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
So the earth should like do things like make like
a lovely pie for port and then be like we've
got too much take it next sort to the smith.

Speaker 2 (01:07:43):
Oh my god, that all the part she'd feed your cats,
She would feed the cats.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Happy birthday, Justine it's my favorite always SEMs a lovely
day to celebrate justice.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
We're out of pits now that lived in to do
with us should send us a lovely message when a
pit passed away? Two cats and a dog, or I
want to talk about it. Should I seen chickens as well?
What's technic on that farm? Okay, we have some presents
for here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
The first I want you to know that I slaved
in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
You did say you were doing for cooking yesterday, always.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
And hours and hours. I definitely didn't make a botched
batch there aaron a and go to the supermarket and
replace them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Okay, for some reason, you've been my god, Belgian biscuits about.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Belgian biscuits for so long now, And they're definitely in
the container because they're homemade and not because I took
them out of the of the wrapper.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Wait, so you tried to make some and they are
very so hard. They are a hard biscuit.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
They puffed up. Wait did you baking powdering? Okay, yeah,
Belgian biscuit. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Now here's that's just a little siger because I know
you let your.

Speaker 1 (01:08:57):
Belgium which you made my hand, you slate slaved.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Okay, okay, here's your second gift.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
It's big, Oh my god, it is big, big and heavy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
It is heavy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
That's called wrapping paper, wrapping paper, paink and has.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Got sea creatures tie pods.

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
We've got some type pox because I read these are
the new oxy tide pods.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
So the kids, are you really young enough you can
eat them?

Speaker 8 (01:09:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
And I have come up with a cocktail.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
Okay, here's your actual gift from all of us at
f v H Cidium.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Why do I think this is going to be? Why?
Why have you got that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Okay, every morning one of my favorite parts of the day,
it's been and Gray flitches because every day we enjoy one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
So sees someone at work, right, there's only one knife
to cut apples.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
There's that, or there's the ginormous shift's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Knife, but someone in the office hides it somewhere in
the kitchen so that only they can use it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Is that you you've got.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Your own knight and which is the apple knife?

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
And so no one can steal it because it's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Mine and it's sharp because it's news. So knives through
that great. Oh yeah, Swiss, you know they're the best
at knives. Yeah, And hiding in mountains, will Nazis pillaged Europe.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Sitting on the fence, great sitting on the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
My own apple, Knight. That's actually really good practical gift.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
I can probably use them to cut your homemade biscuits
that you made me. Are we need to be cleaned
beforehand as due to the engraving, it may have metal
shavings in it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Why did you just read that like it's from an email?

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Guy said, we'll give it a clean and in can
we have a little slice your apple? Because it is
a gift, but it's also a.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Little guys thank you. So there's a little self because
you can all use it well.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
And it's also because we like to get our daily
slash of apple.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
That's the best sort of gift to give someone one
that will you personal power drill Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Yeah, she's never enable. Aerono satisfy a protects.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
Flitchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
Fact of the day, day day day day, do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do well.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Got Belgium biscuit. Belgian biscuit made me very very celebrity
or outer celebrit made me very salvey.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Very I'm full of saliva good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
I like it better than a dry mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
Well, it's some space week here at the fact of
the day, loving so much more than calendar was has
been inspired as well as you've a recent trip that
you've taken, a mysterious recent trip, and I believe we
will find out more about this next week. Okay, well,
today's back. The day is about this this stars.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Okay, the stars? The stars?

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Is it in honor of the full moon, the solstice
and Matariki coming up?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
He hadn't thought of any of those, but that is
a happy coincidence that I'm willing to say. Yeah, absolutely,
that's what I was thinking of when I was sent
this fact by Neve. Do you want to know how
many stars are estimated to exist? Neve Gayford, Neve gay Clark.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
What is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Not the old prime Minister's daughter?

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
There are one the old prime minister for mon, former
prime minister, former prime Minister's daughter. There are one Septillian
stars septiacept and that is one, follow by twenty four zeros.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
And that's just stars.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
That's not planets, that's just the stars that planets go around. Here.
I was trying to become a billionaire. Yeah, you need
to become a six million is so much. Well, our
our closest star is, of course, the Sun, and Stanford
University did some recent calculations that says every second our

(01:13:22):
sun loses four point seven million tons of mass as energy.
We're getting small, it's initially going to itself out, but
it's a long while. Often does it lose that every second?
Four point seven million shred and keto the Sun. It's
classes intimated. It faster, fast things everything. It's not pointing,

(01:13:47):
it's not taking on any mass because it's not hungry because.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Of how long, how long we got ages.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
Well, put it this way, we'll have destroyed this earth
well before it, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Because I was like, we're gonna have to shunt the
Earth towards a new star.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
If we all just went like that, Yes, two massive
rockets on each side.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Yeah, be so loud, Yeah it would be. But you
know airlands yep.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Easy to go to sleep too, because the sun's gone.
Outside's dark, so cold, little be noisy and dark and
lifelong sleep. I think of that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
It will be the long sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
So today's fact of the days, our sun is losing
four point seven million tons of mass as energy every
second fat of the day.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
Day day, day day.

Speaker 1 (01:14:37):
Yeah, dodd doo do doop doo doo dooo.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Here's a woman. She was with her boyfriend for six
and a half years. Okay, they she had decided to
go and visit a go on a trip with her
friends to a concert.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
This is a New Zealand couple, right all right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
And then she said to her boyfriend, Hey, can you
pick me up at ten, drive me to the airport
and then stay at my house and look after the dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Okay, right, and he was like, yeah, absolutely, house and
not yeah advocating dreamy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Anyway, So the next morning, putting dog costs.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
What's the deal here, Well, she said, stay in the home,
look after her dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Right, very independent it seems.

Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Anyway, don't worry about the status of their relationship because
she's taken him to small claims course because he didn't
show up the next day, Thus she missed her flight
and had to book a new one. Thus she had
to find accommodation for her dogs, which all cost money. Right,
So she lodged a claim with the Dispute Tribunal Small

(01:15:50):
Claims Court Small Claims Court, which claimed that she had
a verbal agreement for a ride to the airport and
that that verbal agreement was a legally binding agreement from
her now ex boyfriend. She's left because of this. However,
the tribunal referee was like, nah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
No, you've got it's got to be a signed contract.
Yeah right, if she's going.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
To arrangements are not legally binding contracts, and therefore it
is not a it's not appropriate for the dispute tribune.

Speaker 2 (01:16:21):
She's really letting this go, isn't she. I know she
sounds fun.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
Yeah, it's like it was all you did was make
basically a social arrangement. But also he did let it
down and then yeah, the last straw. Yeah, Now, do
you imagine small claims?

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
Care?

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
I've never I've come close, but I've never been involved
in the small claims?

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Did you do that's one of our builders did a
small claim? Oh you're right. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:16:47):
It was kind of during COVID time, so it was
all online. Okay, I had a zoom meeting. Yeah, he
didn't answer the zoom didn't dial into.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
The Is that good though? If they don't turn out
it was real good?

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
God didn't come prepared, had all the time in the
world to get prepared and everything didn't yeah, and then
asked for a re new date.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
And it sounds like Donald Trump's strategy just.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Down the road judges like the judge I still suppose
they were a judge, but we'll go that time for
this yeah blah blah blah.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
And then yeah, reconvening was what it was called.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
And in the end they were like we were like
a week out from the reconvene and that they called
us and said, he's just said what do you want? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Because you think though, like, because it's not like a fault,
you're not going to court like the court in the
justice system, that these small claims you'd get some bs
like this didn't turn up.

Speaker 2 (01:17:39):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
It's just like you just want to bang their heads together, like.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Why are you wasting our time?

Speaker 5 (01:17:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Why are you wasting everyone's time? Here? Let it go,
move on.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
This is our idea for a phoner, which is why
did you end up in a small claims dispute?

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
Because there'll be lots of things.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
I'm sure there's lots of tradees, lots of sort of
exchanges of services that have backfired and owing and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
All like relationships stuff like that's how often does that go?

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
To small claims?

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Yeah, I don't know. This is what I want to
know is why you ended up in a small claims?

Speaker 1 (01:18:09):
Do you reckon anyone would have gone to small claims
because they bought someone like a gift and they were
like broke up and they were like, I want it back.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
Probably maybe maybe an engagement right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Maybe engagement right? Who owns it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
Because I don't know, but how does something let that
get to actually small claims called like is you're a someone?

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
She applied to it? So you can you go online
and you can just make a claim.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Because surely someone would be like, that's stupid, We're not
going ahead with that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
But I guess they have to hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
They have to hear it. But that was the response.
I actually know how it made the news in terms
of how it got taken from them, responding by saying, do.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
You think when they took the small claims they had
no idea the news would pick up on to day
because now they just look a bit pity.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Yeah, she was like the referee was like, you can't
be compensated for the loss of money because your boyfriend
didn't put you up to go to the airport.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Okay, eight one hundred dollars it in and we want
to take your calls now takes through nine six nine Sack, What.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Did you go to small claims?

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Aught over?

Speaker 1 (01:19:01):
We want to know this morning if you've ever had
to go to small claims because a story's gone public
after a ruling that an INKS girlfriend cannot get money
back from her partner who didn't pick her up for
the airport.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
So why can you fly and get someone to look
after the dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
Huge inconvenience to her.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
And we asked why you ended up in a small
claims dispute?

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Jack?

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
You ended up over rent my dad? So what's kind
of the short story?

Speaker 13 (01:19:32):
It was late at night and I've forgotten to pay
and someone store.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Why did their bank account? Why did their bank account?

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
So when you went to school with what it just
saved in the list and you just collected.

Speaker 13 (01:19:51):
Or under my landlord accident?

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
Oh so you've seen him your rent and then what
he didn't want to pay it back?

Speaker 13 (01:20:04):
Yeah, well I realized straight away what happened, So I
a message ended up getting blocked straight away basically oh
no old playing record on it and the police report
and ended you're taking him to claims court? He never
showed out. Oh and did your money bank immediately?

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Basically, wait, so did you get the money back from him?

Speaker 13 (01:20:28):
He's still paying it back, he's paying it. I saw
dollars a week.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Oh my god, sign what did he do?

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
What did I I made? What did he do with it?
Did that ever come to light? Like what was the
money spent on? Spinter?

Speaker 13 (01:20:42):
No idea?

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
What a payois?

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Yeah, he's a past straight away, like you just.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
Give it back to someone, it's not yours.

Speaker 13 (01:20:50):
That was the same bank account as well, so it
went through straight away. So it wasn't like he didn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Yes, no, like a five dollars a week, it's almost.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
I yeah, I believe that, Like that's not against the law.
I guess it was your fault, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
It wasn't.

Speaker 13 (01:21:07):
My fault.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
It was.

Speaker 13 (01:21:09):
It wasn't a police because I had done it. Yeah,
exact proper charges on it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
Oh my god, I just I think I'd lose my call.
I just go around there and smash his car or something.
You didn't do the same?

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Was it even sound like Jack? Thanks? You called some
messages and what have you? Ended up in small claims? Called?

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
Yeah, I took my eggs to the Dispute Strobunal for
a claim of her and then her boyfriend on damages
of his car, which I had caused. I caught them
cheating on me, so I took a hollow block and
smashed so.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Damage to somebody's car.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
And got taken to the small Claims to Yeah, sounds
like a damaged to property.

Speaker 2 (01:21:52):
Pretty open shirtcase there.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Sounds like what I would have done to that guy's
cart if you hadn't given me a rent back that
I had accidentally given him.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
We took our neighbor to Small Claims for a VIP
bill when he shot our cat.

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
What how is that not like cruelty to animals would be?
Maybe maybe there was no evidence. An x very rich
landlord took us the small claims to pay for five
thousand dollars to resand the floorboards. At the end of
our tendency, we found out from discussions from surrounding neighbors
that they had done it to all of.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Us prior tenants around twenty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
That's warrantees floor The prior tenants appeared for us at
the tribuneal much of the landlord's horror.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
We were the first to challenge it, and no doubt he's.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Try it against since good on you, because yeah, people
doing that paying for your renos. Yeah, I mean there
are some like genuinely stand the floor before it's bloody paper.
Normally not a lot of those warrants are like I
don't even don't have that much wood on them, like.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Ten years or something.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Yeah, yeah, and that's wearn't here, Yeah, part of renting.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Exactly what are.

Speaker 2 (01:22:56):
You supposed to we're slippers.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
I mind was getting four thousand dollars back from a
certain airline that I had to pay for your ticket
due to their mistake.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Make it to the hearing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
After naturally rejecting my claim, they offered repayment and full
once they received notification from the dispute Tribunal hearing. Good
advice for anyone battling with an airline or a bank,
just take it to the tribunal.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
That one letter seems to.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Yeah, the idea, and well they don't want the press
the bad press from it, do they.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Many years ago, mechanic took me as I didn't want
to pay the bill after the thing that he had
first caught on fire one kilometer dr at least the
one kilometer after I left the shop. I get that
all kind of everything's pointing to him. Yeah, there one kilometer.
You're on fire with asking this morning what got you
to small claims court? And there are some great stories coming.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
In read sticking from the topvrner. Oh I might need
a reef.

Speaker 1 (01:23:49):
Oh yeah, my student babysit a slash cleaner, took me
to court as she said it was too dangerous when
I asked her to clean the oven.

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
It's part of her job.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
I mean those oven cleaners are heavy chemicals, but you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Be cleaner your baby cleaner? Was it a gen Z
clean That sounds like a screaming screaming Good.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Morning to gen Z listener, Good morning when just woken up?

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
No, yeah, not even lost because they're working from home today.
The gen Z doctor. We know he's not even working today,
four day weekend. Anonymous joints us, Good morning, you were
double charged by a day a doggie daycare.

Speaker 9 (01:24:28):
Yes, actually I realized opened the small claims court twice
and maybe it's a me problem.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Yeah third time.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
You know what they say, if you meet an a
hole in the morning, you met an a hole. You're
meeting a.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
Holes all day. You're the AA.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
So if you're always ending up in small claims saying
also got way moreston when you actually say also.

Speaker 2 (01:24:47):
Yeah, I know it does. Don't please swear it's nine o'clock,
have some respect for.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
We only swear between the hours of six and seven.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
So anonymously you got double charge. So you went to
small class and did you win?

Speaker 9 (01:25:01):
Well, no, they actually took me, so they I was
I was on matt.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
Leave and maternity after your ma.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah that one.

Speaker 9 (01:25:12):
But I had two dogs that used to go to
daycare and I stopped sending them because I was home
all the time. And I got an email from them saying,
you know, invoice. But I'd been duplicated invoices all the
time from them, So I just didn't think anything of
it until I got to notice that I was being
brought to the small claims court.

Speaker 2 (01:25:27):
God, they didn't give you much warning today.

Speaker 9 (01:25:29):
No, they didn't even call me, didn't text me, like
I kind of like I'd been going there for three years,
like I had a really good relationship with them, and
you know, I had spent thousands of dollars sending my
dogs there and then yeah, they took me to a
small claims court over five hundred dollars and I lost
because I'd paid out of multiple bank accounts.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
It would be easy to just have kids and dogs
at this point.

Speaker 9 (01:25:52):
Yeah, I mean, it's my kid to day than my
dog was.

Speaker 5 (01:25:56):
It turned up.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Your kids as dogs as a loophole and.

Speaker 3 (01:26:04):
Almost as expensive.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
To more than two minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
I can't stand it, the smell and the barking, special
special types of anonymous thank you messages to finish. I
I was going to take my old flatmates to quurt.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
I asked for it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Now, I'm by the way, not on this person's side. Oh,
I'm on the I'm on the X flatmate side. My
old flatmates to court.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
Yeah. I asked if I could leave a double bit
and shelves at the flat when I moved out. I'm
not on their side.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
No for a new flatmate to use them. But they
couldn't put them a new flat.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
No. A year later, I asked for it back. A
year it's been you're moving a geek out, or it's
our ship, or it's our ship. Yeah. After a year
after back, they had sold it fair enough. I would
have given it away. They should have said, hey, look
we're gonna sell your okay Johnny law. They claimed I'd

(01:27:01):
abandon my stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
It turns out, even by law, if someone does abandoned items,
you have to have proof that you did everything. You
got to contact the prior. Never got to court because
they were studying law and didn't want to be outlaw knowledged.
Oh okay, they didn't want the minor lawsuit on their record.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Did they get money?

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
As much as a double bed in the sit of
shells with what depends on the shelves depends on the
have been some expensive shells beads, but if you were
just leaving it behind in a flat, that's nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
So they won. They won, They got the money. They
never went to court. Almost yeah, okay, giving them some money.
Oh god, yikes.

Speaker 3 (01:27:35):
Maybe don't imagine like we're all happy now. Maybe a
few years we have this massive fight. We're all take
each other to small classes.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
And do you know what it will be over Because
I'm always paying for the coffees in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
Oh my god, I'm going to flip this iffing table
every time.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Take my card colors I first, Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
And do this thing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
They're like, oh, not here yesterday. It produces who's most
generous when it comes to buying coffees? Haley always Halee
always always. Don't swing your birthday around.

Speaker 1 (01:28:10):
I didn't get them today though, same means it's vorns
time next time.

Speaker 5 (01:28:15):
That's poor.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
If you like today's podcast, tell your friends you could
send them the link.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
And if you don't have any friends, just pretend you did.
Yeah great, and rate and review and maybe get out
there and try to make some friends. Sidam's Fletch Vaughn
and Hailey

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