Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 24th June 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the fletch Worn and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at the Cafe, the perfect start
to every day.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, fletch Worn and Haley.
Three minutes past.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Six, another year older? How is your body yesterday? I
am you had a good day today.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I spoke to mom and dad.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
They are also feeling old because they have a forty
five year old son.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, it must be worse for them than you.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
It's weird, like, have you imagine when your kids are
like forty five yet to be crazy seventy five aka dead?

Speaker 5 (00:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
I thought you said like eighty two ish pushing it.
I mean that's just the average.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, but there's a way. It's a lot of red meat.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
It's not the red meat that's going to do it.
The red meat's the thin that's kept me going right, Aunt,
and the whiskey it's a nice purper, yeah, the packling
myself slowly, Yeah, but purely.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
No, but a lovely day.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It was thank you to their birthday wishes. Yes, we
had a lovely bee way o didn't we?

Speaker 6 (00:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Lovely lovely celebrate and we're we're on here this week
for three days.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
And then when the new stuffed stuff you.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, we're off from Thursday.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Wednesday will be the last show, but we do have
simmering in the background in the podcast world.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
The.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Midwinter Christmas Podcast Special Cocktail Special, which will be available
to download when we're away. Yeah, I was again I
won't listen.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Also, I didn't listen to last years and I shan't.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
I had to listen to one episode near the very
end to help with editing and.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Needed a vibe check on it.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I was like, Okay, that'll do.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
We're just not in a position to lose jobs, so it.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Needed a little quick, just a little listening tuck.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah it did, So that'll be yeah, downloading, I believe
from Thursday Thursday. I'm getting the nod Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
The top six is on the way people have dating
app fatigue.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
This is where that as they're over the apps.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, I've heard that around people just wanting to do
it the old school way.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Well, I were the top six places to pick up
the honeys. Oh that's curse. You know me, I'm pretty
just fresh out of the dating world. Were you years ago?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:16):
You and this is I mean you meet your now
gorgeous wife without a dating. She wasn't gorgeous at the time.
Is that what you're saying, my now gorgeous wife? My
ugly No, she's ugly, duckling.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
She was a dog.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, she's lovely.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Now you just always been a tin.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
You've always hitting on my wifee.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Same Vaughn wasn't always a tin.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
You've crossed the line. Actually, I just.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Trying to dig myself into the hold of excident.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Dig it down so much. She's at least two, so
I'm told the tops are unhavy with you already. It's
sex so sex.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Plays fled born in Hailey, I made of mine.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Daniel from Hamilton is in the UK.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Never heard of him now, like we worked together, we
weren't like close friends the mate.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I wouldn't say that because get I just person over
me and territory. Just who I've never heard of this friend.
You've really got your back up on this. He's allowed
to have other friends outside of you and your friends.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Is he is?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
So he's in the UK and he puts up on
his story that a picture of a house and I'm like, man,
that house looks familiar. And that's when he writes, this
will mean very little to anybody. But this house in
Windermere has pissed me off for years. Wind Windome is
between Glasgow and Blackpool, I believe northern northern England. Okay,

(03:49):
pissed me off for years as an avid fan of
Grand Designs.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh okay.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
This house features in an episode with the owner waste
that his money ripped people off, got bailed out by.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
A lovely local woman, then couldn't afford to complete house.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Archie wooden thing. Yeah, I'm just looking at it.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
It's now owned by that woman that lent him the
money and is run as a boutique holiday home after
he once again pissed his money away. I drove ninety
minutes out of my way to see this and I
stood here very angry. Anonymous. I'm sure we've discussed this
at some point.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
It's quite amazing house.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh my god, that's agreeable.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
The episode of Grand Designs were such a frustrating watch.
This is a famous episode, a famous episode of Grand Designs,
and it's been in those revisited episode of Grand Designs
where they go back because in twenty ten when this
guy tried to build this house, it was a whole
lot of firsts Yeah, he had a domed roof that
had grass on top that people were like, I get it,
but you realize these are a headache.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
He's like, I don't care. Power.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
It also just looks like it hasn't been well kept.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
So well, it's been re renovated. In twenty sixteen, when
they went back, it was abandoned. It it has never
been the guy had wasted, it's spent all his money,
sold like a couple of businesses, one for significantly less
than he thought he was going to get. Yeah, and
it was abandoned in twenty sixteen. But then the local
woman then saw the twenty sixteen episode of Grand Designs

(05:07):
Revisited and said, I actually would like that to be finished.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
I've got a bit of cash you can borrow, but
if you can't pay it. There was an opening line,
but if something goes wrong, I think I'll claim the house.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Right and legally, if you've got a contract, she can
do that, And she did.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
I think she does. She runs.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
No, the whole house was garish. Oh, it's just garish.
It was like this windows eco dome and everything they
did was for like a reason that they had the
stone wall that ran right through the house and outside,
and it would catch the afternoon sun and the heat
would stay in these stones and then it would make
the house warmer at night. Okay, which is great unless
you live in the north of England where suns are

(05:46):
pretty rare commodity in winter, and it didn't work as well.
It went summer, it would fantastically. Yeah, but with the
longer days and everything. Your friend watches this episode. I
had the exact episode of only the initial episode and then.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
The red visited. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I think I saw it finished at some stage, so
I must have seen the Yeah that was that one
of those ones where they go back and Kevin only
sees certain parts of the house. Yeah right, Yeah, like
they might have done this, that and the other, but
there's probably still a bit mess out in the back
they can't afford to or whatever. The guy I remember
put all of his paperwork into the council at once
and they were just like, that's not.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
How it's done. You've got to do it stage by stage.
So why did your friend, in the middle of his
holiday think, because I think he is what I'm going
to do? He said.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
We left Glasgow on my head to Blackpool and I
saw the word Windermere and I was like that blast,
And so we googled it, found the location and just
drove like off. There's some kind of hate tourism, hate tourism,
Like how good is hate tourism.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
I don't know if I've ever hate touristed anywhere, you know,
like gone, Sobey'd be like hate this.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
God, I mean we're fascinating or different places.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, sometimes with a dark dusk.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, like I remember in Dunedin you go for a
drive past the Baines place there the old Do you
remember when I was driving in America and I went
past that Avery tolling from them?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Oh my god, how to make a Yeah, because I
got I got this fury across the lake and I
was like, oh my god, that that sounds for Melie
And I was like I googled it. It was like twenty
minutes out of the way.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
I was like, I am going And this was like
like a month or two after it came out on Netflix.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh my god, why and you can.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Just drive straight up to it. I was like, I'm
going home now turned around.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
It was wow.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
But yeah, it's kind of like some dark tourism, isn't it.
It is a bit of it's a bit of dark tourism.
Where is this is like this is just.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Like hate tourism.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's good stuff because I can see this techning, look
this whole This guy and this whole project just riled
him up.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
So yeah, we.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Were frustrated by an episode of Green Designs. And then
why don't we go and stand outside the house and
look at it.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
It was a good story from your imaginary new friend.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
He's allowed to have other friends, that is your friends.
He's his own man. I need to live you know.
I never talked to him, never hear from him.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
He lives overseas.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Game and you should be friends with this guy. You'd
like it.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Fourteen past six.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Speaking of travel, I've got some travel advice for you.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Sir, play fled Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Sometimes just walking to the shops as an adventure with you,
because you walk so fast. It's like we're on a
hike fast.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
You and I walk good together because you're also a
fast walker.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I'm peppy, but I do have to every now and
then with you just do a couple of catch up steps.
And if the three of us are walking together, I'm
gonna drop back with warn.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, because Vaughn is a doddler.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Normal.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, I'm just enjoying a you don't have walk Yeah,
any rush to do anything.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's glorious. Why you have some I do anything with
nothing to do. I've got places to get he's busy.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
I've it's just sort of like procrass the nation chat
there like I'm not in near great hurry to do anything.
I'm trying to instill in my children. If you've got
something to do, get it done and it's off your plate.
And then yesterday they witnessed their father who had left
something to the last minute. You have to stress all
day about Yeah, good listen there no kids do as

(09:19):
I say, not as I do. Did you how long
have you known about this?

Speaker 3 (09:24):
I was like months months. Yeah, so, well, you're about
to go on a trap for your holiday and for
a lot of people like they'll be looking forward to
some relaxation and some We had some friends that just
went to Fiji for it, and Fiji is quiet time
is beautiful, but it's not me I could.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Do I FII like, I'm not at dinner, ole guy,
but take me to an island where it's just like
the only thing you have to do is eat that's boring,
it's rule, it's beautiful. Like we went to a Phijian island,
but that was like party where anger. It was party time.
That is need a bit of both.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I need an hour to relax by the pool and
then I need to go and eat something. Then I
need to.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Do something like shopping.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, then you asleep. So a little downtown you like
to go out. You're like a Hawaii kind of person.
Am I Hawaiian? So the motherland does call me why?
It kind of does have all the options.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Like Thailand's like that too, yati food, relax.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
All of this.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
On an Ireland, I've got to be doing stuff on it. Yeah,
I like big cities.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
So slowcation or like slow travel is trending at the
moment as we head towards summer holidays in Europe, a
lot of people from the Southern Hemisphere going to the
Northern Hemisphere to enjoy summer. A lot of people. So
they did this research in Britain and eighty one percent

(10:54):
of people that had a booked holiday said the number
one thing they were going for was to low down distress,
Like that was what they're looking for. Less of the party, busy,
this museum, that thing, this thing, visit this, go here,
travel two days here, one day here, that kind of vibe.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
But just not working is less stress, right, so you
can still go and do things totally. Like if you're
in a big city, you want to go to the museums,
you want to go check out things, right, Yeah, so they.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Want that people are just going to one destination or
two destinations for a longer period of time, doing less,
putting phones away less, like fast airport transits and all
this kind of stuff like, yeah, we take a train,
can we go a bit slower?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
I've done that where I've tried to fit in too
many cities because you're like I've got to go here, here,
and here.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
I've got a few and then you just can't. You
do regret that you.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Cut all of them rather than enjoying two of them.
So more time at an airport than you ever wanted. Yeah,
so you've got to find that balance. You've got to
find the balance. I read this it's slow travel. I
was like, this is not Flairs, this is not me.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Things must have done fast, yeah, or just like I'm
happy to stay in one location, but I just need
to do numerous things. Yeah, same, And like Aaron will
be like we're on holiday, I'll have a two hour nap.
But I was like nap in New Zealand, Bro, do
you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Like we're like we look around, it's so great the
holiday in that afternoon nap Totally.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
We've paid a lot of money to nap Thailand.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah you know what I mean, might as well get
someone rubbing them feet while your nap, and might as
well five dollars the cheap message spot for half an hour.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I love I'm when they get the pokey stick, that
stick and they drove it into your foot.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
I bought one of those poky sticks. It's not the
same when you poke yourself.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Did you see the people at the back? Not the
same when you pokes out. I bought the stick. Yeah,
just doesn't feel the same. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Did you see that Advocate headline that was overnight tire
message out at the point where man begins worrying about
severe spinal injuries.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
That is me every time at the in time mess
moving onto a rope and the ceiling and like hauling
you at your legs, like.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Like trusting your neckers, like that's what they do in
spy movies to kill the other spine.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Imagine doing all of that, but your baps are out.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
That's what we go through because to aud at the moment,
they do this and then narrow your shoulders.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
The tails always like foot of.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Top six is next on the show, Top six Places
to meet the honeys. If you've got dating app fatigue. Yeah,
eight out of ten people have dating at fatigue. Those two,
those two out of ten, I'm loving it.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Still play play from the panoramic z M Think tank.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
This is the Top six.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yes, welcome to the Top six. Today we are at
dating app fatigue.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Or I have a survey here.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
A thousand Americans were talked to about dating apps and
in the past years, seventy eight percent feel fatigued with
the dating app world. Interestingly, women women feel more burnt
out than men, eighty percent reporting some level of burnout
compared to seventy four percent of males. Yeah, but yeah,
eight and ten basically are done with the dating apps.

(14:26):
They're frustrated. The other two out of ten the gays.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
I get, Yeah, definitely, the gays we're I just I mean,
I know you're about to give us the top six
recommendations and where to find the honeys off the apps.
But I just I just don't know how people meet people.
If you didn't do it in university or during house
party time, where are you doing it? We've come to
the rock place. There's six places to meet that you

(14:50):
meant working at ZMS. I've thought about it with both
of you and that it's a bit off.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
That brought me back a little bit.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah, we got it. Top six places to meet. The
Honey's number six on the last the RSA. Oh there
are honeys at the rs A. What do they call that?

Speaker 4 (15:12):
When you get in at the last minute? You get
on the world black widows.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Yeah, yeah, I wasn't even thinking that.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
I was just thinking like food and food's pretty good
and dress shape.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Just the poor Yeah, yeah, he be poor, even if
you're going on heaps of dates. Yeah, it's at the
r getting in someone's well kind of last minute. Deb's
sister bonus side from the Roast, the Lovely Roast dinners.
They do get get a bloody game of darts going yeah,
meat red dogs on the pool table, you got mean raffles,
you got bingo. Yeah, the honeys are all there. Yeah,

(15:42):
I mean, not a lot of teeth, but yeah, that's
a good thing. Yeah, number five on the list of
the top six places to meet the honeys.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Weekend sports. Who's weekend sports? You don't even have to
play a weekend sports, It's true.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
You just go along and have a bit of a
perv and maybe you know, see what their cardio fitness
is like.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
And okay, it's got a bit of everything.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
Weekend sports. You know, if you're like your big boys,
you can go your rugby. If you like your more
athletic fellows, Mike tro Mora tro to soccer field. You know,
the wood chopping you could give you would a lumber man.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Man.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
That all sounds good, But the minute I say go
down the network, that.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Sounds perfect, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah, measuring some ladies having some sideline last the boys
playing rugby. But as soon as the old genders are switched,
all of a sudden, everybody's like, well, you can't take
a bunch of lads down and gogle Ogle, Gogle Google.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Google.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
We've given three different versions there. Google, that's the search engine. Okay, yeah,
it's all Google. It's it is. It's the ladies at
the ladies or the men.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Ole Amarus Invitational Challenge like that? What was that? They
look at you? Look you anunciation? Hang on, here we go.
That's a that's Brettish. That's British. How's it spelled O

(17:19):
G G L O g l E. Hang on, here's American?
That is it's not ship How embarrassing you? Sorry if
you saw me?

Speaker 6 (17:29):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Does that mean.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
Number four on the top six places to meet the
honeys night classes at the local college, Yeah, that's home
doing those is happy with their life?

Speaker 3 (17:40):
What are we learning?

Speaker 1 (17:43):
They could be very happy. They're getting to.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Extra education, could be too marti or sewing.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
They're getting out of the house on a wednight like
they're single. They're looking to meet people. They are trying
to fill a gap. Yeah for the horse what I
reckon would have the hottest people pottery with the hand
we do a few weeks before we get on the
pottery wheels. You'll be like, I'll come back when it's

(18:09):
pottery wheel night.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yeah, I didn't come to pottery and not be on
that wheel. Yeah, I reckon like those wine nights with
the canvases and stuff to paint.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Oh yeah, no, you're just looking a painting step Now
that's a seconds night.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
So we're not drinking at school and we're not drinking
drinking classes the college grounds.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
I'm not going number three on the lists of the
top six places to meet the honey's kid's birthday parties.
Helps to be invited off, you can probably just don't
want to turn.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Out to one of those uninvited.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
You're like a solo parent meet another solo just you know,
you go along. It's easy to be the hero. Yeah,
you know, you can actually go dressed as Batman. They're like,
I don't remember paying for a party entertainer to turn up,
and then you turn up.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
You're like, oh yeah, a lot of weird though, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Don't want to be someone's step mum. You don't want
to me stip mom. I'm happy for a hook up
with a dad that's hot. Yeah, but when they start
to get but serious, I'd be like, it's her or me?
What do you mean my daughter? Yeah, it's her or me.
She's seven.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
I was gonna say, don't care. That would be a
great impossible phoner. When was your parent given the ultimatum, Yeah,
it's not wouldn't been impossible. Way that it happens all
the time. Yeah, cut her out gone, her mother passed away.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
I don't care, She'll find new ones. Are you're raising
a wimpan? Yeah, she's six years old. Set her free.
If you love something, sit them free. If it comes back,
or her then or somehow. Let you have your child
when shoes shouldn't be having one.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Number two on the less of the top six places
to meet the honeys, the Sunday markets.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Productive people are and if they can grow their own
vegetables and if they're you know, respect their body enough
to buy some cucumbers and organic good jews and stuff.
Yeah good color, good, a rare color. Look in the bag. Yeah, potato.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Some of those stalls at the markets, like there's a
Saturday market by me. I'm like, who's buying this crap?
Like someone just had a table full of like rocks
and stuff, like organic bloody crystal rocks. I'm like, you're
sitting up and wasting your whole day here. Even if
you sell one rock for five dollars, it's not worth
your time.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Five magpies, five magpies and a trench goat come along.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
They're like, how much of that shiny one?

Speaker 7 (20:24):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (20:24):
My God. And then when the backs turned they just
grab that. Off they go and.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Number one of the thoss of the top six places
to meet the Honey's Funerals Vulnerable Yep, that's sweep, sweeping,
have a club, little money, yeah, big cuddle yeah, cup
of tea out of one of those giant pots of tea.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
And then you know, I'm going to find yourself a
single honey.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Anyway, get off the apps and get out there and
do it.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
That's today's up six.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Flechable and Hailey, Glass Animals Heap Waves on sid M.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Fletch Fallen and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
They've got a brand new album July nineteen.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Literally just see more music from Haley.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
I was like, where is the new album? It's yeah,
it's weeks away.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Talking to me when you said about that, No, you
were just talking.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
To Haley because you were looking online trying to find
a pin, a medal thing.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Got to find a.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Very specific drawbar pin.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Put the trailer to stop it.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Yeah, well that's the idea of them.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
It's apart from the tra anyway, borrowed a very expensive
tractor and lost the part.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
So don't know. No one tell John Dere. Oh, it's
just between the three of us.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
No one tell John Dere I've lost a draw pin
that I cannot find one of the right size to replace.
Sounds like you need a metal detector. Got one of
those dogs. Yeah, wasn't it amazing the middle detector? I
thought you had one. Oh you got middle fishing thing.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
I've got a big because I kind of think I
know where it is.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Isn't it that we're all we all get on so well.
We've got such different hobbies. We're just so different.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
What's my hobby? Okay, on's your hobby?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Marching?

Speaker 1 (22:02):
We don't you've retired piano playing?

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Yeah? Okay, yeah, working myself to the bone. It's got
a hobby. Hey, okay, just into the lake last we
got arrested before drink and driving and drink and driving driving.
He got arrested for drink and driving and the photo,
the mugshot got released and you had those eyes.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
And there was a photo of him in concert over
the weekend. He looked rinsed. Yeah, and that's become a
meme now as well.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
So that was because he did that. Everyone was laughing
about the fact that the cop didn't know who he
was and he said, man, this is going to ruin
the tour. What tour? The world tour, and then he
started it started, the tour has started. And he got
on stage to like rapturous applause and support, and he
said like, look, it's been a big week. Monday hangover

(22:57):
feels like after a big Friday. Yeah, look, guys, has
been a big week. But nothing can change this moment
right now. So what did he say that he did
he say anything like no, he didn't really like address
the whole issue. He just was like, thank you for
the support, right, and it's been a big week. It's
been a big week him starting with it's been a

(23:19):
big weaker.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Because I was reading The New York Post had this,
and I mean, that's trash as it gets. But they
said that there was a good one that No, that's
the New York Times Post trash. They they were reporting
that this young because it's a it's better than news.
This young gen Z officer that didn't know who he
was pulled him over and actually gave him a warning.

(23:40):
And he was patrolling on the other side of the
town and saw him driving and swerving all over the
read and that's when.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
A chance.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
He gave you a chance, which is wild, even gave
him a chance.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Also, this cop, so he's a rookie, like so he's
fresh airs. He was not. He was born born in
nineteen ninety five, so he's like, no idea who Justin
Timberlake was. And apparently like Hampton's, which is the fancy
la la region, they.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Were just going to the Hampton go to the weekends
warm up the chopper.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Hampton's residents are like that guy's a prick, called him
a little red headed dip s.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Who has been really hard on people. And so one
guy was rich White fair above them.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
He's like, I was just I was just trying to
park my Mercedes dulling and he couldn't find a park
or something and he was like quickly pop a uie
and this cat was like I hold him over and
gave him this massive fine. He's like he's a root duckhead.
So people were saying, yeah, like they I reckon Justin
Timberlake's just been you know, caught by the wrong guy,

(24:52):
and you're like, no, no, no, he was. He was personal.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
It's wild like that happened in New Zealand the media
wouldn't like plant like there are like photos from this
hop social media, Like there's a big profile on who
he is, his name, his job, Yeah, whether.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
The people of Easthampton like him or not. His articles
on this guy, I was like, whether or not he
was hard or whatever. He just until the late was
drunk and driving. Yeah, so and then just until like
did this concent And I've got to be honest, like,
I know that he's a mega star, but I didn't
know that he could still pull Arenas.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
This thing's yeah, a lot of fans, a lot.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Of fans play Fledborne and Hale.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
I'm going to the hygienus today. The sand blasting of.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
The team or whatever it is feels so good.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
But I have a question.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
So the other day a friend I was meeting a
friend and they said, oh, I'm finished it.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Do you know this friend born?

Speaker 4 (25:46):
I don't know which friend is it. I'm not saying,
but you you do not. I just feel like they
both dropped some other friends into the team.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
He was like, oh, well, I'll be free after the dentist.
And the dentist that I think it was like eight
thirty or maybe nine, first appointment of the day, and
I was like, I don't know if I would go,
would you go for the first appointment of the day
for things like the doctor i'm.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Or the dentists? Like what don't you want to was
first thing in the morning? I was the first colon
the first year, right, the first entered. I've been the
first aus entered for a colon. But I allowed to
get the camera when it's fresh out the dish wash. Yes,
I don't want your used camera.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Wouldn't you want to be the second anus entered for
the day? No, you've got to be first. They're warmed
up on the first one.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
Need to be.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
I don't want to be sloppy, like you know what
we're like at six o'clock in the morning, the first
hour that.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
It's a bit like it's rough, you know, if the
coffee doesn't sink in for an hour?

Speaker 3 (26:48):
Do you know what I feel confronted about is the
fact because I just looked up how early my dentist opens.
Now they go on about how much they love listening
to us in the morning, So they open a day
thirty and we're off here at night.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
So is there any less.

Speaker 5 (27:01):
Love?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
We always listened to you.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
It just it just got me thinking, like, would you
rather be the first, because would you would you want
to be in the dentist or the doctor at three
o'clock when on a Friday there, I just want to
get out of here, going to the beach house. I
just want to get out of there.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
So they're like drill, drill, drill.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Injected, injected.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I know the professionals and every every time it's a
professional job. I'm just saying, like, you think there's the
best time of the day or worst time?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Are you worried that they're coming and raw, unpracticed, not
warm dart.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
I just think of myself in this situation. I would
be like tired. Yeah, I'd be like, Hi, give the
time for the producer. Jared, your middy is in the
dental industry. She is, Now what did you what? What
do you think her take is on this?

Speaker 3 (27:48):
I did message and ask if her this hour in
the morning.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
Oh yeah, she's an early riser. The dentists and the
assistants get there pretty early, and the recessions.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
And then the dentist sworn in later to they.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
No dentists there early as well, like a whole bunch
of stuff to set up. I've got to get the
sand and you're gonna go to the beach and get
the sand for your sand blaster. You got to make sure,
you got to make sure the sterilizer has been turned on.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Did she reckon there's the best time of the day
or she's just like anytime?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, she's she reckons early be the first because yeah,
you're you're fresh, the dentist is fresh.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah, I don't want to be the last appointment at
the sixteen. But they don't do like hand warm ups
or anything. Maybe a back stretcher.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
They don't do, maybe like some backstretches because they're always
punched over.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
The steer, any of the fingers.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Maybe the end of the day is the worst time
because they were.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Like, yeah, when the medi gets home, sometimes I have
to give her like a back rub or like a
little hand, a.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Little because people couldn't see that I was rubbing my
hands over my tendon.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I don't know what he's stuttering. He's stuttering, lay.

Speaker 8 (28:59):
And Haley, s silly little pole, Si, it is so silly, silly,
silly that.

Speaker 9 (29:09):
Silly little pool, silly little pole, silly.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Silly little poul vite Jack. Do you want to see
euros summer pects from your friends? That are going to
Europe this summer. I'm gonna crumble over there at the moment.
I got some friends in New York at the moment
as well. Wat wave.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
It's so hot in Europe. It's so hot in America
right now. Yeah, And I don't know, I love seeing
friends on hold of that.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
I mean, it can get a bit much with the dots,
get a bit too much at the top of the
story stories quality over quantity, I'd say, oh.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Like curated, give me the goods. Yeah, don't just dump
your cramp.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
Yeah, you know what I mean, give me their good stuff,
welded looking hot.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
No, just takes it.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Fifty five percent said no, I mean we're jealous. Yeah,
I'm not there, and I'm here and it's cold. My
first European summer. Please let me share my joye is Brock.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Yeah. Ah, yes, it's gonna be just because it's the first.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I have this conundrum though, because I'm on holiday in
like two days. Yeah, and it's like, do people want
to rub them their face?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah, I've been thinking about it. Yeah, I'm go it
on a sneaky trap.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Wait, European appearances that will be on my social media
will probably be my Scottish cows.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
I'm not going anywhere. I can't afford to go anywhere
there's there's holidays. But it's gonna be nice. It's gonna
be what do they call those staycations.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
You should set up your green screen and pretend you're
on holiday.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Maybe I will. That'd be nice. I do have that
green screen. Yeah good.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
You should do that holiday samps every day you hat
it on. Yeah, yep, whoa yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Yeah, okay, I might do that number. No, not not
the top six one. I'm losing my mind, silly little
pole continues. Jamie says, yes, because when I do my
euro Summer, I'm going to do it better than you.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
It's not a competition. It's not a competition Jamie's is. Yeah,
Asians got more of a ten below deck, not Asia
from low deck. Another Asia.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
She she'd win all the time.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Yeah, because of the boat, because she's all these life
holiday I voted no because I don't care for seeing them.
But I also assume that everyone is like me and
only posts stuff so they.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Get the memory reminder each year. That's that's why I do.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
That's what I use Facebook as Now Facebook is exclusively
a photo album.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
I just thought this because it's my dad's birthday today
and it was like a memory four years ago, and
I put a post and I was like, I don't
do it anymore on Facebook, and so that's going to
tape her out. How old is Craig today?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
He's sixty for many happy Returns tunes.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Birthday too? Is ever gonna hear this?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Happy birth.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Pray, happy birthday to you. He's all right, he's in Italy. Yeah,
he doesn't care about whether or not.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
No, Emma, I don't want to see them because I'm
bitter and i'm cold. Yes, give me all the amazing
pecks so I can reminiscent of my time there and
which I was there for a jug of five euro
white wine.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Oh goodness.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
Ah, Henry, I don't generally because I get jealous. But
then I'll bookmark that play some of Google maps to
go there when I go sometime in the future. Ultimately,
I'm happy to see my friends happy. Yeah, nice boy, Henry.
He's a good boy and any that doesn't bother me.
But I always think, not for me, it looks too hot,

(33:01):
says Ash.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
And where did they find the money to go to Europe?

Speaker 4 (33:04):
For so long this yeah, and some people like two months.
I'm like, man, there's so much money.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Yeah, I think this.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
And then I'll say that, and then Shadow will say
they don't have a mortgage and they don't have children.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
I know. But sometimes I'm like, we're clocking this up
on credit? Were taking it?

Speaker 5 (33:21):
Are we taking this?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
But can you put a seventeen percent interest on fun?

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Yeah? Ten fifteen thousand.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Dollars anybot a price unhappiness for yeah, very easily.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
I thought my house would make me happy. I'll tell
you how much that costs and how much it continues
to cost.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
That's that's still a little part. Okay, well, we're just.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Seeking permission to post European. It was definitely we do.
You know what though, as well, he's the best he's
ever looked, and he's gone on your beach and some
euro speedos. No, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
People have seen the ebbs. Yeah, more people need to
say it.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Yeah, I think we need picks.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
You need you need to post Okay, you need to
post one speeder pack.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
This is what I don't have speed.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
They're not speed. I think to make it even more
alluring because at the end of our holiday usually we
Carlen will message us in say, can we all have
a photo from your holidays? We all ab tog real
sixy stuff and yours will just be in the mus let.
People see the abbs, what are they for? What are
they just doing? Sitting under a T shirt?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Next on the show?

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Next everybody?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Next, you show them your show them you all of it.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
You just want to see you can just ask, okay,
can I see you.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Play?

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Play now. We talked a little bit about the fact
that people are fatigued with the dating apps. Hard out
there looking for a lover, hard out there looking for
someone to mate and pro create.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Well, and we talked last week about the straight guys
that are pretending to be by yeah so they can
like Jack the algorithm yeah, and then get more likes
from the ladies.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
I know. So if you're single and you're reading these articles,
you may be like, oh my god, this is terrible.
I'm never going to find a lover, especially me being
a semi minger. Right. That's people listening, maybe like you
think it's hard, Haley, You're a ten? Do they want?
This is what they think? I'm just speaking half a listener. God, Hailey,

(35:38):
So you're saying dating is hard out there. Easy for
you to say, you're a bloody ten yeah, pause, pause,
paused performation, God, what's it like for me? I'm a
bloody sex Yeah. Well, it turns out you're in luck
semi mingers. You are in luck survey. This is out
of the UK, and they're more Mingan than we are.
Do you think they're more mingon than we are? We

(36:00):
took some of their Minga because a lot of us
are a lot of Mega.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I'm half Maga, you're half Mega.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Yeah, I've got a dash of mega, mostly Scottish Minga yep.
Good bit of hot, Mali hot Hawaiian. Yeah, yeah good.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
But doesn't it that gives you makes you a ten?

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah? Apparently, UK like eighty one percent of datas people
looking for lovers yeah, said their ideal partner as someone
who was a six out of ten? Wait?

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Is that because they think they're a seven or eight
out of ten and that there'll be the hot one
in the relationship. I don't want to be the whole
one in the relationship. I'd rather be worth a hottie,
wouldn't you? Oh?

Speaker 3 (36:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
Now, Well, that depends on what kind of person you are.
Because if you are with the if you're not the
hot person in the relationship and you're the jealous type, yeah, security.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Sneaks, it's going to be miserable, isn't it. Do you
know why this is? Is because psychologically people think that
hotter people less reliable and personable than people who are
maybe like a little bit less attractive, more approachable, more fun,
more easy going, more honest, more open.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Less lightly to cheat because there any sex.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Because you're a member, and it's harder.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
I just looked up the origins of the word mana,
and I don't think we should be saying.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Really really yeah, nice working with you.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
I know. I love the word maga, I know, but
and don't say what Okay, yeah, well let's just move on.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Okay, we'll just move on. Do you want me to
pop it in the chair? Yeah, pop it in the chair.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
But I'm reluctant because you're all day long anxiety that
she said it.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
No, I'm happy. Look, I I grew up calling everything gay,
you know, and I let that. I heard that in
the wild. No, we don't say that. I heard it
as well. Oh my god, so gay. It was slam you.

(38:03):
So good news. If you're a minger because people do.
They look at your face and they think not too bad.
But in their brain they're going, this makes them more reliable,
more trustworthy with like average people. Okay, eighty one percent,
the vast majority of people, as opposed to like hot
hot hotties. Yeah, okay, Well, now I'm worried if I

(38:26):
ever was to break up with Eric, what how are
we going to bring this? So I'm going as a
ten thinking that it's a benefit.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
You're gonna have to make, aren't you.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
How am I supposed to do that with a bone
structure like mine? How am I supposed to do that? Prosthetics?
What am I a wizard? Yeah? Prosthetics. I have to
get prosthetics.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Skate skateboarding down a really steep street with no sort
of like facial protection on and take a big spill.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
I guess.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
So I have to have up these phenomenal breasts the
skateboarding accents.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
Oh, they'd have to to scrape them all round off.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
Around the place. Fled Thorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Now it's been a good twelve months. I reckon, when
when did Jason Momore start following me? That's what kicked
it all off. When did he start for It was
about a year ago.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Release date en Z release date of Fast Fast Eggs,
and so what you're on a bit of a high.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
So just over a year. Okay, we'll extend a little
bit because that was like one of the most exciting
follows I've had in a long time and or ever
of all time ever, and it hasn't been.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Beat even when Briscoes followed you.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
So that was my other one. So it went, it
went Jasonmore followed you, Then it went the Wiggles followed you.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
That's right, that was crazy. You were on Cloud nine
Cloud nine. Then it went Briscos. Then it went Chloe Swarbrick.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
This was of late. Then it went God. Who was
the other one, the Devil of Dublin. Yes audio pornography
content creator of which I am a big fan. And
then yesterday I got a follow from two people. One

(40:27):
is this fella here and I'll send us screenshots a
week and so everyone can see. But I think I
have been perfectly curated. Some gentlemen, gentlemen. One of these
gentlemen is a long haired, tattooed, muscular six foot six

(40:47):
dude called Kevin Creekman. Kevin creekman. Is he real?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Sorry, Hailey, if you just just give Warner no moment,
I think she. I think Auntie's being so absolutely.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
I think we need to look out for Auntie here
he did you mean look out for unt Now he
hasn't asked you to send any money, has he?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Yeah? But just to support him on his journey as
an as he's raising money.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Oh right, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, right, okay yeah? And then, oh my god, why
can I not find this other person? This is how
it starts.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
The hot people start following you, and then they ask
for money and there and now the scams are using
AI voice. Quite an attractive woman added me and about
eighty other people to a chat the other day, and
she was offering to send us pictures of her naked
soulf what and all these people were leaving the conversations
like these idiots?

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Oh my god? Where is that on the naked pictures?
There was another one. This is the whole reason I
was sharing there and it's gone. And now I'm like, wait,
has he unfollowed me? And I can't remember his name.
It was this guy. He's a he's an author.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Just go to followers and then order by recently followed.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
How do you do that?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
You click on your profile, you go on followers following.
Shouldn't they just be there in order? Or maybe not?

Speaker 3 (42:02):
No, they're not in order. I know it used to
used to be able to do it right. There was
another guy who was an audio erotic author, also a
voiceover artist, also has long here a beard, tattoos. He's
a bit thicker. I do you know? I liked a
little bit of a belly on a man and it

(42:24):
was like this three stacked a thing of like following
you yesterday? I was like, where what?

Speaker 4 (42:32):
How have I popped into the algorithm of hot because
they're very much my algorithm.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Yeah they are, but how have they?

Speaker 7 (42:41):
You know?

Speaker 4 (42:41):
You just start following these people and then you get
suggested to them. They followed followed you, they followed me,
and now you follow them back. No, I was I
was gonna play wait like a couple of days.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Because they'll remember this is the psycho, this is this,
this is where my brain coss right, and then I've gone,
I'll give her a follow but then they forget about me.
So I need to leave it a couple of days
and then follow them, which will then bring me back in.
Then we'll be like chat you know what I mean,

(43:17):
like just messaging and be like, hey, saw that you
followed me? What I can't wait to hit the book
or something like.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
That, Wow, okay, that that was a really good smooth
What was Kevin walker Man? Creak man? I remember a
crink man. He's a creak man.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
So he's not the voice of a guy. The other
guy who knows I can't find and I can only
assume that he's already unfollowed me. I need to miss
a him and be like, hey, looking forward to the book.
I don't know why my voice can't go completely on. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
Hey, luckily it'll be typed so you can kind of.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
So what I also want to warn everyone is that
with these hot follows, which is it's kind of adding
to a long list of great follow as I've had recently,
as I will be dropping first traps right frequently. And
if you notice being like, why is it here? Brown?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
I did look better a couple of years ago, So
you may notice that there's a.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Mixture of here. Some are blonde, I think, some are brunette.
You just don't comment on it, just go with it.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
You're just going back into the archives getting any any
photo that's.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Yeah, and there's one and you just go that was
a body of of your of days gone by, and
it may make an appearance, right, so we'll just let
you have that. You just let me have it. Yeah,
and if they post on my fee, don't comment like,
oh my god, lo twenty nineteen, what a year.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
You know.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Just let's just roll with it. She's he ever changing it.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Yeah, yeah, we're just going to go with that, right, Okay,
prepare for those first.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
Traps pay Flitch Voorne and Haley. I, Oh my.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Gosh, happy first day of school to my niece Piper.
That is so exciting years old. We don't do personal shouting.
It's adjacent to the story. Is it happy fifth birthday?
And she's it's her first day.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
We hardly made a fast for my birthday.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Well, she's five, that's a big that's a big moment.
She's forty years younger than you.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
How did you get it for her birthday? What we got?
We've got a sea monkeys? What we've got some sea
monkeys appearance endless robot cat thing, but there's some sea
monkeys anyway on.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Sea monkey madness? What is she going to make a robot.
She's five. You you built a robot woman and stem
woman and stem Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Yeah right? Are you saying that because she's a female. None,
don't pick up your barbies.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
I'm just saying, why don't you buy her a pre
built robot? She's five? Do you know what also she
got because it was like teach a man to fish
feed them for a lifetime.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Yep, give a woman a robot when she's five. Robot.
That's the saying I think I've got a tear in
my eye.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
That's beautiful. That's feminist.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Almost worthy of a horse. Yeah, it's almost almost, but almost.
Give a man a robot. Because we asked, We're like, oh,
was she into?

Speaker 3 (46:13):
She was like and her mum was like sea monkeys
and we were like, oh man, old school. Then we
got there and she also got a Ferbie.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
I was like, everything's Backbie did pop up again, like
a kid's birthday in the nineties, I know.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I was like, what's happening, Like Barbie's back, Ferbie's and
all this. Anyway, So we went to a little birthday
party on Saturday Day and to celebrate Pipe's birthday, and
it was there that I realized so Aaron's entire family,
massive family, by the way, was there breeders, breed Catholics,
Catholics they akaa Catholics. They I was flavor of the month.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
I was were you're just appointing yourself flavor.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Of the month. I was the family favorer there right.
I would say, everyone was delighted to see me. So
I'd say everyone was delighted to see me. I'd say,
everyone want to talk to me. And I would say
when it came to the kids, I was Auntie of
the day.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Oh wow, because of the robot and the sea monkeys,
sea monkeys and the robot.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
And I could tell like it was a little bit,
you know, like Piper in particular, whose birthday it was
just like I was the pick of the day. And
I know when I'm not that thing, I do get
a bit jealous. And you can see all the other
aunties and uncles being like, what about a cuddle for
And You're like, no, no, not as cool as Auntie Haymer.
I couldn't. I couldn't get away. I double bounced her
on the trampoline.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
She flew, you know, the neighbor's fence.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Yeah, I'm heavier than usual as well. So holy moly,
she was flying. Thank god they put those cages around them.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Now, yeah, and she would have died smashed them out.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah. But at the end when we're all leaving, everyone
made a comment about, like, God, your bloody favorite today,
aren't your flavor of them?

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Okay, sensing a little bit of jealousy even Aaron. I think.
At one point she denied Aaron eating food and instead
told him that he could only have a tomato sauce
sandwich and we had macaroni cheese and he genuinely sorry,
that's Aaron, missus Jimmy, Now, Hailey, it's foggy. Yeah, I know, dude. Anyway, Yeah,
someone must have been up since Hale is alive. I

(48:23):
actually just missed before. She's a foggy doggie. Oh, for
God's sake, get new chair.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Anyway, Anyway, I.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Loved being the favorite. I love being because I'm the
favorite of my family, But being the favorite in Aaron's
family is like a new little like when for me,
I want to know, are you the favorite in your family?
Let's get some calls and messages and how.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Do you know in the favorite child like in your family?

Speaker 3 (48:48):
Genuinely felt the favorite member.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Wow, okay, siblings.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Parents, aunties, uncle's, cousins, everything.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
I was like, I was pretty sweet in my Nana's favorite.
How do you they know? Everyone knew everybody right.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Everybody knew. Oh, I've talked about That's that my pop
pettish little shrine to me until my auntie came over
from Australia and forced in her children onto the wall,
separated some of the marchings. You chucked it a couple
of bloody cousin's in there to be like a bit
of equality. And my pop was like, she's my girl.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Oh wow, I know, okay, Well, we want to take
some calls. All eight hundred dollars at M you can
take through nine six nine sacks.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
How do you know that you are the family favorite?

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Maybe you've been told like, hey, don't tell all the
other kids, but you are the favorite.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Maybe Nana and Popper on your brother's birthday, cindhema twenty dollars. No,
but you've got a fifty ana scratchy years.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
All eight hundred dolls at M is our number. Caller
call in you can take through nine six nine sex.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
How do you know that you're the family favorite? Well,
I am the decided flavor of the month and the
courtesy family. Well, so you say an Aaron's family. So
it's brother just message and said us simply because I
was wearing a pink T shirt and.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
So all the girls likes more because of pink.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Now that's not true, right, it's because of my charm,
what humor and joy?

Speaker 4 (50:08):
We want to know if you know for a fact
you are the favorite child in the family, or maybe,
like Hall.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
You're just a little deluded.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
How this works the other way? It's not just favorite children.
Someone just messais I'm favorite, nan. Oh yeah, my daughter
and Grandy's living Perth. I visit once a year toting
a bag full of treats. I'm fun time, Nan, because
I've got no responsibilities for the short time on Their
grandson had a school project to ask one of your grandparents,
what's changed since the childhood?

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Gets it called?

Speaker 4 (50:35):
Yeah for me, good stuff, Nikita. How do you know
you're the favorite?

Speaker 9 (50:41):
Well, I know I'm not the favorite. I know my
sister's the favorite.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Okay, So I'm actually hearing a bit of bitterness and
your voice.

Speaker 9 (50:52):
A lot of bitterness.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Oh my god, So why are you sour? How do
you know, like what what's happened?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
Wells has gone on for almost a decade where my
sister has had.

Speaker 10 (51:04):
Access to the family batch and song matur for eight years,
where me and.

Speaker 9 (51:07):
My brother and his family you've never got a look in.

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Oh yeah, what there's more of you one favorites always
think there's no reason. I reckon, Yeah, you did something
wrong when you were there once, So you didn't tidy apple,
you don't keep things nice.

Speaker 10 (51:23):
Yeah, well, it's hard to do that when you don't
get a looking in the first place.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Though, hard to make a mess there when you're not invited.
Yeah all right, wow right you you talk about people
having roast into glasses on, but I think.

Speaker 9 (51:36):
My mum's heads in the sand.

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Oh my god, that's.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Why you're not getting the fun a diar batch this
summer reason disrespect to his summer rolls around and your
sister and the family is at the batch and you're not.

Speaker 10 (51:50):
Well yeah, well they've kind of weaseled their way into it.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
That deer house is being rented at the moment while
they get to live in the batch too.

Speaker 9 (51:58):
Can someone rent my house and I go live?

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Song of the time I.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
See further down the track there's going to be some
lawyers involved. Thanks you calling to kid Josie, good morning bye.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Are you the favorite?

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (52:14):
I think I am?

Speaker 3 (52:15):
Or how do you know?

Speaker 10 (52:17):
Or I didn't have to pay anything for my first
car and my sister is having to pay for at
least half of her.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Although you know, we are in a cozy living crisis
now times.

Speaker 10 (52:31):
That's what she's trying to say that.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Yeah, this was kind of me as well, mostly because
by the time I was getting my first car, my
brother moved overseas, so I got hand me down cars
and he was always like, you're just getting three cars.
I was like, come home.

Speaker 10 (52:46):
It was supposed to be the plan that I upgraded
and she got my car, but it just hasn't worked
out like that.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yeah, but you're the favorite so her.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Are you the favorite child or how do you know?
Or just favorite person in your family?

Speaker 3 (53:01):
We've got favorite parents, favorite grandchildren. I'm gonna have some texts.
I'm the favorite daughter in law.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
When we go to new places, I get literally and
introduced as the favorite daughter in law. People come up
to me and say, that's so funny. Are you the
only one there's two of us?

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Yeah, I'm the favorite because my mum and stepdad relocated
from Totonga to the White Uttou when I became pregnant.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
My brother already had kids here.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Oh so your parents like moved for you.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
But and my mother in law has a Snapchat group
with me and the husband called my Favorites.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I've always been.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Knowing, Chelsea. Are you the favorite in your family?

Speaker 5 (53:39):
No?

Speaker 10 (53:39):
I'm not the favorite.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
No.

Speaker 10 (53:41):
You know, one year, my grandfather bought my brother and
I some scratcheres for Christmas and we were all sat
around the table scratching our scratch cheese and I won
ten dollars and I was really excited about it, and
my grandhe had no hesitation, turns to me and goes, oh.

Speaker 7 (53:59):
That was meant for your Oh my god, the fact
that you're even telling us means we haven't let it
go and it's this whole time.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
There's some trauma there.

Speaker 5 (54:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah, did that carry on as you were growing up?

Speaker 10 (54:20):
It definitely did.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Do you know what?

Speaker 4 (54:24):
You're our favorite? You actually have no time for your brother?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
The brother I reckon he's probably got Chelsea sounds lovely.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Actually, if Chelsea's this nice, he's the favorite.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
He may be may be really nice. We may be
too early to say, Chelsea's I'm just going to.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Take that back, Chelsea. Just until we've got all the fact,
just until we meet your brother. Yeah yeah, and then
we decide.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Okay, So whenever that is, will let you know, and
maybe we'll give you guys out of ten. Yea, if
you just give our producers your brother's information, we'll do
some research and we'll let you know.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
But now you're the favorite until we meet him.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Yeah, okay, Chelsea, thank you, Favorite, Chelsea some messages.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
I recently got engaged to my partner at a similar
time that my sister announced their pregnancy to her partner
out of wedlock. My grandparents kept whispering to me how
proud they are of me doing it the right way.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
God.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
In twenty four my sister's the favorite. She lives in Wellington.
I'm in Hamilton. My mum goes to see my sister
five times a year. I've been in Hamilton for seven years.
She's come to see me twice. Yeah, she might be
the gardens. That might be a Hamilton thing though not.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah, maybe send her a link to the gardens. Great
Granddad's favorite.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
Here's apparently deaf, but would always hear when my car
would pull on the driveway and come out and greet me,
while simultaneously ignoring my great grandmother or any other gifts
in the house at the time.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Who claimed you couldn't hear?

Speaker 1 (55:44):
That sounds selective to me, Yeah it does.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
My nan has a blatant favorite from each of her
three daughters families.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
She's not subtle about it. She'll let you know, Oh,
I like you from you. Yeah, I like this one
from that one and that one from this one. I
only got the time for one of you in my life.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Play play are you on the phone?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Bet I can guess your mom's name?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
We're even done? I bet I can give your mum's name.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
For a while? Have we long time?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
It's been a while For those new to the show,
Elise you and says.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Good morning, Elise, good morning. Now Varne is going to.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Ask you five questions about your mom, and then with
his psychic abilities, he's just going to try to guess
her name.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
And I think this year, has there ever been a failure?
We've maybe done it five times. If you're having fun,
who cares? We're having fun?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
What is failure? Yeah? Okay, great? Yeah? Failure is alive.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
Just shout the basketball and almost got a goal. Been
on fire today with the instrument.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
That's almost The NBA wouldn't count that failure.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Okay, now a lease first question for you, what's what
what's your mom's year of birth?

Speaker 10 (56:58):
Oh, she has nine, sixty.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Three, sixty three. It's kind of like, what's that?

Speaker 10 (57:06):
I just said, I'm really impressed.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
I know that.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Yeah, but not the year of daughter.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
So you probably yeah, no, what of test is not
a test to be the best daughter? And we all know,
we all know sixty three summer in a four digit pin. Yeah,
because that's how old girls play.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Yeah. I said today was my dad's sixty fourth birthday earlier.
It's not he's sixty three today. Oh my god. Wow. Okay,
so you've done that sixty one.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Sure, it's going to give you a vintage name that.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Is prime charantage.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Yeah, Karen is right in the middle of Karen can
There'll be a caf in that kind of vintagelender.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
You are also at that sick when you're into the sixties,
you're starting to move into jeweliys and you yeah and yeah, Sharon, Sharon,
it's a vintage my Chuck a Patsy in there, because
it's it's sort of your Petsy been to Barbara Albert, Barbara.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
There's a Petsy on Love Island, Lily Young for Petsy crazy.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
What's the next holiday? Mom's got planned nursa?

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Surely has she mean to? Yeah, of course she has.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
She's a New Zealand woman in her sixties. Yeah, at
least twice.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Julie loves Douglas. Yeah, Julie loves Port Douglas.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
We've got already got Julie on the line.

Speaker 6 (58:39):
Paula.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
I much like a Christine because my mum loves, she loves.
Actually some more tomorrow, beautiful spicing things up.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
That's cycling around, some more cycling on e bikes or
actual bikes.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
That's going to be cheating, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
But at least at least it's some exercise beginning.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
It's good, it's getting out there. Let's keep your heart going,
isn't It's a Britain on the text machine and that
feels spot on.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Oh yeah, in the vicinity I can imagine dibbs.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Around. Yeah, Elizabeth, let me ask you, just a windy
just came to me there, okay, shure, how many times
has mum been married. This is the first one. Yeah,
you're still on her first marriage. Congratulations Helen. That's good Helen.
Oh yeah, it's time around for Helen Old Heather hither

(59:33):
and Helen get divorced.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
I already had held on the list. That might be
a good sign there, Andrew, what if it's something What
if it's something like Martha and I'm off, don't put
it on the list.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
It's not I'm after here and I felt it to
the moment came out. What a mom's best friend's names?
Question for.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
Joy and Dibbie, Indy, you guys were getting a good feel.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Of on Debbie before.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Enjoying Joy and Debbie to nursa as well.

Speaker 9 (01:00:07):
Oh no, but there's a lot of lunch.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
A lot of They do a lot of lunches at
lunches n.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Lynn.

Speaker 7 (01:00:16):
Lynn.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
Then yeah, I'll give you a lin What what's mum's
hobby is my last question? Wants mom's like major hobby?
Could be a sport, could just be an activity, passion.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
What she's doing?

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
What's his speciality on Facebook? Is it promotions? Re sharing, promotions,
posting political information.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Posting she likes to post. You've got to have a
Julie on there, Julie, I got a Julie. We're parked up, Kate,
you got a cave. That's when you see Catherine. Yeah.
What are some of the other female royals? You know,
those kind of names.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Elizabeth, I've got Victoria.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
I don't have a Victoria.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Vicky n Vicky, Yeah, Victoria, Vicky.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
She might go by Vicky. There's a lot of Vicky's.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
When she's on the island, she's Vicky. When she's in
New Zealand, she's Victoria. Right. Okay, okay, okay, you had
a lot of names there. Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Alas Vae now has fifteen seconds to try and guess
your mum's name. If you hear your mum's name, yell out, stop,
that's my mom's name.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Vaughan.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Your time stants now.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
Karen, Rachel, Julie, Jennifer, Bridget, Louise, Helen and Anna, Sharon, Patsy, Barbara, Leanne, Paula, Christine, Deborah, Elizabeth,
which one Christine? She loves, she loves, she loves, she
does aok, Douglas, my mom doesn't post on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Yeah, darny time mum posts.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
On Facebook when she's like, don't accept a friend request
from me.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
I think I've been hacked.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Yeah right, I love that at last.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
That is fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
That means you have trigger the bill is real.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
While you're on the phone, I get in your dad's name.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
Now no questions here, but it's discussion one gifts for
dad's name.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
It will be.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Douglas, Christine and John.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Well you're only thing of Ian, aren't you?

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
Yeah, because that's your dad, right and passed with Ian
Ian Christine. It's always a beatle Don Don Donald, my god,
Kristin and Don, Don and Christ off to Port Douglas.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Did you hear Don? And christ has got it from
Port Doug.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
Dave.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
It could be a Dave. It could be christ and
Daves out there.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
It's not Dave. It's not Dave.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
I'm off today, walks through the alphabet and you guys
tell me when you're feeling a good earth and connection, Okay,
when you feel the strongest connection to a letter.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
Yeah, A B C was on B you went too early.
Bruce could be Bruce Brose.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Christ and Bruce Christina, Bruce Christina and Bruce Christina Broce.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
I was feeling the bee b d.

Speaker 6 (01:03:16):
G.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Frank, it's not gram.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Graham that's a vintage Graham, Christen Graham.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
I don't know, it could be Okay, vorn peck.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
A name, you have one, you got your shoes on,
shoes work, I'm insigulated from shots and earth and energy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Graham or it's Graham, or it's Barry.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
I think Graham would be more popular with that kind
of Graham.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Graham would have been. Everyone's name is Graham, you know.
And they've all got different ways of spellings. A didn't
like the g R a E hand like, I'm glad.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
That's why we get on so well, yeah, we're greed.
We've seen Graham that spells an ae and we're like, no, no, no,
no g R A H A M.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
The only way to spell Graham.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Okay, well, what are you locking in born? I mean,
it's got to be Graham. It's got to be Graham.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Okay, Alise, what is your dad's name?

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
It's so close, it's.

Speaker 9 (01:04:20):
The right leader, but it's Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
It's next door, was Gregram, next door, Alise.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Unfortunately you didn't win the bonus round, but you did win.

Speaker 4 (01:04:31):
One hundred dollars because Vaughn did guess Christine your mum's name.
Well done, christ and Grigg sounds good, Chris and Greggs.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Regards to both of.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
Them, and I hope they enjoy Fiji play.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
You're okay? I got distracted by a hot guy on
my Instagram?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Okay, right, yeah, put the Instagram down.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Sorry. So now this Saturday. Now you know me. I'm
a party girl. I'm a party girl in a party world.
Life is fantesta going. Oh no, I can't say that now.
I had a big week Friday night, went out with
you for your birthday, ye b yo, some friends and

(01:05:14):
actually there were cocons and I said no, And it's
sort of sort of like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
You didn't miss out on that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
The keek ons were sitting on my account and then
I just went to bed. Happened when you polish off
a box of albas at dinner? Carl Fletcher, Oh wow,
that one was judging and countering.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Also, I polished off my bottle of wine and his
wives Yeah, yeah, was like it was driving and she
had a bottle of bubbles.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
These drinking moderation people.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Absolutely well, I was lucky we were eating. We certainly
were not eating.

Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
Didn't dark the dark the dark the day were cheeky
on the dark because we ordered the two enough like
two ducks, and they but one duck and they propoler
on top of pron crackers.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Now I love pron crackers, but they shouldn't be that expense.
That wasn't two ducks.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
It was one thin duck.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
It could have been a skinny duck.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Could have been okay anyway. So there was a great
night on Friday. Uh Sunday night head dinner plans last night,
busy day Sunday. Saturday was our niece's fifth birthday, so
packed weekend. So when I received a message from Vaughn saying, hey,
like miss you gagging to hang out? Man, it was

(01:06:40):
such a glass hanging out last night.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Let's do it again today lines knowing born, I don't
know if it would have read like that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
It was like, hails, my girl, man, I miss you already,
let's hang No. I got a tick from because we
discussed the fact that Saturday night was a double head
of the Warriors. I don't want to talk about it
and just on that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Why is no one singing up the wilds anymore?

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
We're just okay saying it was it not the fact
that they lost sixty six six at the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Number the devil that's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
That's pack up for the season.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
It was.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
It was I believe equal to our worst to fee Yeah,
Mike imber a message. Hayley said, what are you guys
doing tonight? The Walkers are company here to watch the
and the rugby. I have done it. I was, it's
not an if two am sing along. It's watched the rugby.
Yell at the TV end of game to bell hack.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Good evening to everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Right, Well, he's sitting the parameters there the guidelines.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
I read it as like, miss your babe, I can't
wait to heck tonight. Let's get on it, get in
that spy, Let's get peen in the bush, let's hang out.

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
Anyway, I said, That's why I had to spell it
so straight to her, because she sees everything as a
bloody kickoff.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Didn't way anyway. I was keen, but I don't know.
I felt it my soul that I the couch was
calling my name. You're good and so a welfare and
you know me. Almost every Friday we'll leave this office
and you go out the front door of me and
Vaughan go down Steers in the cars. I always say, hey,
pop over for a cocktail this afternoon. If you're frey well,

(01:08:17):
like when you pop over for a drink, you I'll
go to do this. We have a necrony hours pop
over for a cocktail. Was like, eh, no, oh, what
are you doing this weekend? Well, we're going to have
some cocktails. I don't tell me, don't tell I don't
want to come.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Well, we're gonna pop to the nash right, So he
finally extends an in.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
He's always poopooing me and I'm always like, war, won't
come over him, come.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Over and play. He finally invited me, and do you
know what? I said?

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Are you or something? I was proud?

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
I said, because then you started talking to I.

Speaker 5 (01:08:49):
Was like.

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Yeah, shouts, was like come over and watch the rugby
and I was like, you know what, I just the count.
I seen a couch a movie and we got fush
and chips and I said, we stayed in Glorius. We
had one little drinky poo and that was that this
is mature from you. Thank you? And do you know what?
Waking up like a spring chicken on Sunday. Not that
we would have kicked on, but I would have found
that hidden box of chardonnaye and in your pantry. But

(01:09:14):
it was a welfare It was a big move for
me to say no to a social occasion, seriously from
someone who I'm always asking to hang out.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
Yeah, very proud, Al says no. And then how much
sleep did you get last night?

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Three hours? It's what my body was like. You've hit
too much sleep this weekend. No hangover? What are you
doing wrong? Fledable and Hayley.

Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
Of the Day, Day Day day day, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Do do didn't do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Do do do do dooo. This week's the day.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
It's pretty lazy, I'll be honest with you. Oh right,
celebrities that went to school together.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
I'm sort of excited for this though.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Well, you've only got to come up with three days
because Wednesday will be our last show before the break
two and a half week break.

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
But by the way, we will.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
In our absence have the Christmas Cocktail Midwinter special.

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
Yeah, gorgeous podcasting.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Well, today's spect to the day is that Rami Marloch, Yeah,
Kirsten Dunst Yes, and Rachel.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Bilson from the O C Shut Up all went to school.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Together at YEP at Notre Dame High School in California.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
Successful year. But this is this is so.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
Malick was asked about his famous Yeah Co students and
he said that he had a massive crush on Kirsten Dunce,
who by that time had already been an interview of
the Vampire as a kid and also due Marjie along
with a couple of other things. He had a massive
crush on it older than I.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Think he was at Lenna's sort of thirties.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Forty three because when.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
He played Freddy Mercury, he played Freddy younger and then
a little bit into a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
It looks really good for his age.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
It was a great skin, great skin, and then was short.
So we had a big crush on kriston dance And
then they asked him about Rachel Bilson and there was
just like a parents she was at school. I never
noticed her.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Was she a nerd?

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
And was it just a giant school?

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
That was so?

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
But yeah, you know every you know, the faces of
everyone at school and giants school wouldn't been mat long
out of school that she got the role on the
OC either, would it?

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
Na?

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
And is that what it's like going to school on
like Hollywood and La like everyone's parents would be famous
actors or like directors or yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
No, And then I think, in response to this, do
you I remember this? Now? This was a bit of drama.
In response to that interview, Rachel Bilson posted a photo
of them at high school together really and was like, you,
we knew each other, so do.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
You There's a bit of a bit of beef maybe also.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Glow up. He's glowed up. Okay, okay, okay, she looks
like Rachel. He looks like sort of like a thick douche.

Speaker 8 (01:12:23):
Yeah, oh yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Well, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
Today's effect of the day on celebrities who went to
school together work Kriston Dance room in Mark and Rachel
Bilson all went to school together, same year, Notre Dame
School in California.

Speaker 6 (01:12:38):
Fact of the day day day day, day.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Do do do? Do do do?

Speaker 5 (01:12:56):
Play splits born lay.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
A big study has been done looking at the sweet
spot of sharden fraud.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Sh sharden fraud.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
It before, but I don't really understand that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
So this is a German word sharden fraud pleasure derived
from somebody else's misfortune.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
So I mean, if you've got someone my soul.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Yes, you've got something you dislike, maybe someone you work
with or maybe a friend and maybe fallen out and
something bad happens to them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
You're like, huh, even when you don't know them.

Speaker 4 (01:13:31):
You know those videos online and it's like some Karen
or bloody male Karen being like and they turn around
and fall over you just.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Yeah, it's brilliant, right, it feels good.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
They looked it into this in terms of how they
could use sharden fraud for fundraising and for charities to fundraise.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
What yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
So they did this whole bunch of research and they.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Found that people are willing to donate to see something
they don't like, Sorry, to donate to see someone that
don't like experience a mild inconvenience.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
How would you make that happen? And be like, I'll
pay you one hundred bucks if you got my enemy
and bloody souse.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
So they asked people doing the study to imagine celebrities
they disliked being doused with a bucket of ice water.
Oh yeah, also compared that to like celebrities they didn't
like being shocked with a taser. They shock far and
they found that people they drew a line They don't
want to see people heard like too much. They want

(01:14:32):
them to have a mild inconvenience. Love that, and then
they get off on that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
They're like that person, feel that person.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
I like, like slipped over on the floor. They didn't
slip over on the floor and break their necks. Yeah,
but they heard themselves. They heard themselves, and you know,
it's embarrassing for them. They want to see these people
be embarrassed, and that's why they were looking at it.
This in terms of fundraising, like if you were to
hold a fundraiser and there were things like maybe you
cream pied someone's face. It's a little embarrassing, you know,

(01:14:59):
or maybe you dunk them in a water towel like
at a you know, a fear.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Do you know someone already ticks them. This is a
great example of this because a lot of people like
you don't have a lot of enemies, but or you
always remember your school bullies and someone messages saying, as
the fat kid at school who was now thin, I
take great pleasure in watching bullies get fair as they
get older.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Yeah, just been like, well yeah, well, and this is
a question I wanted to ask, have you taken pleasure
or is there a moment where you took pleasure in
someone else's fortune?

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Like obviously not serious stuff. I mean maybe if you're
absolute sackest.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Actually feel like you might have opened a we valve here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
Really already messages coming a little vent.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
Yeah, okay, a little vent has been the pressure cooker
has has been released.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
But there's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
If someone's like horrible to you, of course you can find.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
A pleasure and then walking into a pole? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Absolutely yeah? Or would you find pleasure of their marriage
broke up? Would you be like coudn't have if you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
Had been with someone like you were in a relationship
with someone they cheated on you, you you split up,
and then you watched their new relationship crumble, you'd absolutely
love it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
That would give you so much, That would give you
so pleasure.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
Message in saying is this like every time Australia loses something?

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Yeah, pleasure in exactly have you ever taken pleasure in
somebody else's misfortune or situation?

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Wow? There are that text When I used to go
to this this is a.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Brutal I didn't know if I didn't know if they
would be this brutal.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Okay, when I used to go to my step children's sports,
I would will the ball with all my might to
smash my husband's ex wife right in her face. It
hit her a few times, which made me chuckle.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
What Julie, what happened? When did you take pleasure in
somebody else's misfortune?

Speaker 9 (01:17:00):
So many years ago I worked in a cafe and
we had a regular who would come and just really
ill mannered, just you know, one of those guys that
was constantly in a bad mood.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
I yep, yeap.

Speaker 9 (01:17:11):
Just a date basically than one Saturday, and a really
attractive lady walked in behind them, and the whole the
whole time, he's sort of scamming on her, looking up
and down, you know, kicking her out, and she walks
out just before him. Now this is early nineties New Market,
and all along the sidewalk with sandwich boards. He managed

(01:17:31):
to trip soon on one sandwich board career down five
of them, literally slide, and and my friend and I
were like, should we go into some We were like nope,
and we just hide five to each other. And it
got on the age.

Speaker 8 (01:17:46):
And I felt so.

Speaker 9 (01:17:47):
Bad thinking about that story. I'm fifty now, so I'm
a fully grown, mature adult leddy, I'm a lady's the time.
I was like, no, He's like when you come and
we're like, you sue them, like no.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
One even wanted to serve this love that you just like.
That still makes me laugh.

Speaker 4 (01:18:11):
Yeah, that's brilliant, Julie, Thank you Anonymous. Anonymous, When did
you take pleasure in someone else's misfortune.

Speaker 10 (01:18:19):
That well, it's kind of yeah. So my husband and
his sister avoids had some.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Sort of weird like competitiveness between them, and then we
had three.

Speaker 10 (01:18:30):
Girls and we were really hoping, on experience, you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
Would be a boy. So each time she got pregnant,
we were.

Speaker 10 (01:18:34):
Praying that she would have a girl and not a boy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:39):
Why did she Yes, she had three girls and we
got the only boy in the family because you will,
because you willed it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
She had a girl, yeah, and wet, but the only
boy after having three girls.

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
That's so Anonymous, brilliant judgment from us. We want to
know when you've taken pleasure and stuff. That's situation.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
Let's get into that. My old boss was a sociopath
in a bully.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
We had a large corporate event and he insisted I'm
being first off the bus. He was being videoed off
the bus, and it was on record when he tripped
and fell straight out.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Of the bus.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
You can't laugh at that because you I've punched myself
in the first getting for bus and stuff like, You've
got to be very careful getting off the bus.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
My son's father is pissed poor at playing child support.
He obviously got a tax refund this year and I
got a che cheeky eight hundred bucks child support payment.
I such, but they are a great tool for karma.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
He's just paying what he owes you.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
My sister in law had an affair which devastated my
brother of marriage obviously ended. And every time I hear
about what an awful human being she's worth now, oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
A shit show of a relationship.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
And every time I hear about there on and off
again relationship, I giggle. I hope they're starting the counter
at zero every time we've been together four times.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
My then long term girlfriend cheated on me while overseas
with an American.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
She sold, wrapped up everything here and moved to live
with him in America.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
Because they were in love and New Zealand doesn't offer
her anything. Found out a few years later that he
cheated on her before the Green Cat applicas she went through,
so she had to come back.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
My favorite thing about this next message, which is about
the Crusaders, yep, say, every time I think about the
Crusaders season, it makes me really happy about this particular
person that kept on going about it. They love that.
The end of their text suck at Michael, I love it.
Children a children posing off.

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
Of sad Crusaders players, and even now he started sending pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Of happy Blues players.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Oh, suck at Michael, suck at Michael.

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
Sucker Michael, my high school bully had a car broken
into while we're at school.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
That made me happy. Two weeks later a car got stolen,
maybe even happy. And then she ends up when with
shame you cow.

Speaker 5 (01:20:45):
Your cow.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
My ex platmate cut up all my dresses when I
didn't attend to a party because I was spent spending
time with my dying father. She's now fat in her
marriage is crumbling, and she can't get a job in the.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
Field she studied. I relish in this.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Someone said when you tell your kids fifty times to
pick up their toys and they don't, and then the
trip oversead toys and hurt themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
A little bit gold, Yeah, a little sprinkling of parenting gold.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
An awful lady I worked with got caught in a
lie on her immigration papers when her partner was coming over.
She got to put her back to South Africa the
way I cackled when she told us my egg's got
a twenty thousand a loan out to buy a Highlux,
thinking that would get me back.

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
What have you heard of someone breaking up them? Like, actually,
I'm getting back with truvy born a high Lucks. I
mean it's a it's handy, handy. Haven't been with a
man with you? Didn't get back with them. He ended
up crashing it a week later.

Speaker 4 (01:21:40):
I had no insurance, so I had to pay out
a pocket to fix it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Didn't get it back, God, didn't get it back for
a month.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
Before that, he had to sell it to pay off
the loan he'd taken to get it. My manager absolutely
belittles me in front of our colleagues of the tiniest,
most insignificant mistake.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
You bet I loved it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
When she accidentally wages a week early been tens of
thousands of dollar mistake being made there that she had
to admit to it. My sister's kid is a spoilerttle asshole.
Christmas last year, she took my son's present and broke it.
My sister was like, she's only little, just let her
have it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Oh that just shits me, doesn't little let her have it?
Oh she's just kids, doesn't mean well.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Five minutes later, she tripped up and face planted after
running around like an idiot that's been told not to.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
Wow, made me feel very, very good.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
You're not so stressed reading some of these because some
of them, like one, just raw dogging and reading them
from top to bottom.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
I'm like some Yeah, I'm doing it. You're a good boy, Okay. Once,
when working at a restaurant and making a cappuccino for
a guy also, you know, after putting it down in
front of him, he took a sip, clicked his fingers
at me and shouted cold and swung the coffee in
my direction with her even looking at me. Coffee flew everywhere.
I took the cat buck and cat buck took the

(01:22:59):
cup and filled it up again, put the frothing one
into the cup and heat it up to boiling point.
Took it back to him and said how's that. I
took it back to him and said hot. He then
presented to burn his meat and roon lips good, that's
good stuff. It's cold.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Yeah, a lady, I know I won't reveal how I
know her stole donations that were given to her for
her six son.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
She bought a car. She wrote it off before she
got it and assured, oh you join the words of
Jojo Sewer.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
Can't hey remember how you just gave that uber driver
five stars because you wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Five stars back. Yes, let's do that with this podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
Review it five stars, tell your friends and we'll do
the same for you if you ever need a review
for anything.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
But where are you giving me my five stars?

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
Well, I don't know, do youann a restaurant or something? Yes,
if you give us five stars on this podcast, tell
us where you would review, will review even where we
won't even go.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
We'll just review your fact.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
I don't want people to know where my restaurant is.
I'm doing one of those secret restaurants. That's exactly the
opposite of hell restaurants work

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
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