Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 26th June 2024

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Ms, Fleehorn and Haley.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Thank you Bran, good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch,
Worn and Hailey. Two minutes past sex. Now, I just
learned this news moments ago, and I'm surprised Brendan didn't
tell us. But guys, we've lost somebody who lead singer
of the band. Oh no, we lost someone's dead at
the age of forty nine. Wait, let me have a guess.

(00:25):
Clue close right, Well what genre? Rock? Um? Pop? Rock?
And let me just find the year this song was out.
We so dirt bag my words. Well, we had to
sing a lot this morning. That came on the shuffle
on the driver. Okay, nineteen ninety nine, so in the

(00:46):
in the year a year for pop, biggest year of pop, pop,
more than rock, more than I don't know. It was
kind of like that before Lincoln Park kind of vine.
There would have been young, there would have been a
young band. You would say, No, it's described here as

(01:08):
genre as hip hop music new medal rap rock.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Not not Butterfly Sugar Baby show.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
He looked and is going to be distrayed?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Realis sugar come.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Loves this song because he's going to be head distraught.
He publicly battled addiction handy. Yeah, and did he do
some concerts and he kind of went it went off
the rails a little bit like in in concert on stage.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Look, he didn't have a great time towards the end.
Oh that's very sad. Come my lady, Come, Come my lady, Butterfly.
I've got the words tattooed on.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
My bed in ninety nine when all the music was
like pot pop. But I love the rap rock.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, it's like soft limp biscuit, yeah, softly.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well yeah, I think we should start the show with
the song any Memoriam.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
And I want you both to know that you guys
are my Butterfly sugar babies.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Thank you. Come my ladies, ladies, play.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
With me.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
It's crazy Town Butterfly on sit In, and we start
the show with that song today because if you've just
joined us. We mentioned before Shifty shell Shock, the lead
singer of crazy Town, famous for all the tattoos. Now
was he nay Shifty shell Shock? Do we think? Do
you think was born married his real name Seth Binzer.

(02:51):
I see why he changed to Shifty. He died in
Los Angeles County on Monday. There's no cause of death
at the stage. Oh Mate, survived by his three children, Halo, Gauge,
and Phoenix. He was on Celebrity Rehab. He did two
seasons Celebrity Rehab. There is a TV show called Celebrity

(03:12):
Were Seen No, dude, it's actually like really amazing.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Baldwin's has been on it. The drug Addict Daniel Dan
Stephen Steven Steven Stevens.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
That's dog the one that shot someone, or.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
The drug addict shot a lineup, Alex shot and killed someone.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
But Dtor Drew, Yes, remember doctor Drew's intim Doctor Drew, Yeah,
he was and then he did also did two seasons
of its follow up show, Sober House Ryan. That song
just reminded me how in nineteen ninety nine and the
early two thousand songs loved it could.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Also, it reminded me that I was nine turning ten
and knew every lyric to that Yeah and make your
legs chake really busy.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
It also reminds me of well now as a parent,
looking back in ninety nine, I used to think that
guy is pretty cool looking, and my parents were like, oh,
now I'm the one.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Going keep your doughters away from a minute look like that.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Now very is shifted shell Shot. Have you told your
friend Auburn and the group chat his favorite I've got
terribly sad news Shifted shell Shots died. Johnny, who is
also in the group chat, has called for a week
of morning. We've changed our lads picture, our display picture
in the chat to a picture of shifted shell show.
That's nice and as ye waiting for Auburn's comment on it,

(04:32):
it's going to be devastated.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
It's not a nice way to start the day.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Now, whatever, Literally, twenty five years later, it's still his
favorite song. But wild that is still someone's favorite song.
But you know, it's been so much music since, yeah,
so much. I'll say it. What's Taylor Swift's butterfly? She
doesn't have one. That's Taylor Swift butterfly. Yeah. The equating
for it today is the twenty sixth of June. The
Olympics on the twenty sixth of July, so we're a

(04:59):
month away. Hang on, let me just do the month
from the That's a month, isn't it. Yeah? Esh, that's good. Yeah,
just do the math Friday, July twenty six It kekes off.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Now.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
We spoke previously about the Pooh protest in the sin oh, yes,
you've seen that massive wang that's hitting into the Olympics.
That got your next snapped around so quickly worried about
what flash. There was a guy and who was like
I wish I saw. It was one of those ones
that pops up suggested posts and you're like, oh, and
you gonna click refreshes and you're like, come back to me,

(05:31):
like great news, something about like the locked in Olympic qualification.
This guy's jumping around and it had thousands of likes
and thousands of comments, and what you mean it's an athlete.
It's an athlete. He's kind of sport a sprinter, right,
and he's like it's after his race that got him qualified.
And this wang is.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Just like, look now I am looking this up. Wang
Jungjia Wang Zhong is a Chinese.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
It's no the long distance. Did you google Wang? I
googled sprinter Olympics big wang. Now, your big bulge is
probably what you need to be googling bulges heading to
the Olympics, because it just seems wrong, doesn't it. The
gaze of the greatest Summer Olympic bulges. This is a

(06:21):
Yahoo dot com for good as the Olympics approached, Britain
wages the Battle of the Bulge. Wow, I know that's
about no, no, no, that's about the literal battle of the
bowl country. American was American? American? I wasn't wearing American flag.
It was in gray. You you are. You continue the
search for the big bulge. But there are thousands of

(06:44):
French protesters have had to postpone their Pooh protest where
they would all at the same time, uh right, because
they were timing it so that when the mir yes
the river so clanal swimming and officials at the now
the officials and the mayor postpone their swim. So the
protest has been postponed. But at this stage I think

(07:06):
the Olympic swimming is still happening in the Sein despite
the fact it is quite dirty, and also some other controversy,
other controversy with Olympics happening just four weeks away. The
US Olympic team have said that they will be bringing
air conditioners, their own air con units. Hot too hot
because it's hot, because I mean I looked at the

(07:27):
temperature today in Paris thirty degrees I absolutely stinking hot
in Europe and it's only still a month away.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Only in Europe. I looked at Doha and Cutter, which
is a little that's what you're passing through, passing through
ye forty five degrees.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Right. The problem is, though, with the United States bringing
air con units, is that the Games are doing this
whole carbon emission yes society thing, and so the Americans
are like bringing these air con units for all their
byo carbon emission. Yeah, and they're also bringing carbon emissions.
And the organizers are like like this out stop stop,

(08:03):
Like we're trying.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
To get a green tech or something. Yeah, the green tech,
the green tech from she comes over, well, she rows over,
she rose over from where and then she gives it.
She's up the canals.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, up there.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
She doesn't tell them, oh darn you like the canals
because they're full of crap.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, because yeah, absolutely. Well yeah, so that's that's an
update with the Olympics, just the way a mirror Land
of the Free. Any update on that Google search, I've
seen you the article of the Greatest Element if I
want to see one on the run right one.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
On the move plays Flinch Vaughn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
People people tucking up down sideway at.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
The Olympic Bowl, the top Olympic bulges of your Olympics
gone by. They're all the last few Olympics though. He's men,
you know what they do? I think these men like
if you're asking if you were getting a medal for rolling,
I'd tuck it away. I know, I'd put some shorts
of the year. I put whole world. Seeing the rowing
is really as the uncircumcised one.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
You can literally see no shaft and balls, you can see.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Ards. These men are all clearly trimmed.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah, because you would, you would then he material be
able to see bush well.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I hope the New Zealand rolling team has got some
I've seen the New Zealand one.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Is the New Zealand one here the black is definitely
more flattering.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah at the end.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Or that guy looks like he's okay the Australian. Yeah,
Holy holy moly.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Go Jake Dalton for if anybody listening would like this
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they may have COVID Olympics. Did that have any good bulger.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
You remember, I'm sure now without a bolde text and
stayed for the lane. Anyway, I let mis watch switch
articles here. I'm talking about gen Z and their approach
to tardiness in the workplace.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Two gen Z's right there. Yeah, well we've got a cusper.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, we've got a millennial cusper, and we've got a
full on gen Z because apparently they believe that when
it comes to tolerance in terms of tardiness lateness, they've
got a bit of a buffer. They think ten minutes
late is absolutely fine. Now, I know hate being late.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
I mean, Vaughn is constantly late. And because he picked
you up today, I assumed he'd forgotten about. Did you
hate how late you were today? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Aaron was trying to say goodbye because I'm off on holiday,
and he was like, I can feel energically you're ready
to leave. I was like, I just think the wars
for God and he's picking me up. I was put
some pants on. I think you might be getting into
the car.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah, but that's just the time that the warning is
rocking on. How wrong? Yeahs late, it's fine early everything,
and you should be five to ten early. I was
the earliest to dinner last last Friday when we went
out for your birthday. Yeah, horrible being there first because
because your wife was there, God, what are we going

(11:26):
to talk about? And she was organizing you and she's
always early. Yeah, I'm always early? Is she not? Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Just drinking coffee because that was late to this part
where I had to talk late for sentences.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
That was or that was all me was that, Yeah,
because Vale Friendshow was just like trapping could be bad.
Oh yeah, I was farting around, farten around.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
And we'll cross now to our gin Z desk where
they're doing TikTok dancers and smell like soldier Genio. No,
and there's no cap in that studio. Jared's not here,
so he's millennial. He's not dragging it down with his
millennial on time noess Now, So how do you feel
about being on time?

Speaker 4 (12:14):
I definitely am on time girly. I like to be
here nice and early for work.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
But she's a nearly girly.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
I would say my friends are definitely in this camp.
I know a lot of gen Z's who just swung
on and.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Them is because we're like we are from the anxious generation.
For me, if I'm going to be late. There's an
idea I could be late, or I'm running late driving somewhere.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I'm I'm anxious, and I start to get.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Like, oh god, I'm ringing your here.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Hey guys, I'm just running late. Yeah, And like I've
grown up a theater kid.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Like in the theater, if you are on time, you're
late in marching minutes earlier.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
I think a lot of my mates, you know, they
work from home, so you're signing in at nine am
and then you're lone, you know, opening your emails at
ten past and so now coming back into the office,
they're just a little less stressed then maybe pre COVID
I think, or they just don't care, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I think it's for don't care editor, five minutes late
for a restaurant and shadows that I'm just going to
call them and let the numb it is an a
rival window at a restaurant. Yeah, I say, never if
we're going to be more than fifteen, but if we're
only like five to ten late, I'm like, you'll stress
them out necessarily, and then I run and I'm.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Like sorry, I'm so sorry, Oh god, sorry. If I
relate for auditions and stuff. I ring my agent and
be like, can you haring them into life? I hate it.
That's a bit more Well, it's part of their sort
of lexidoodle Lexi doodle dandy approach to life.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Doodle dandy.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
But at least we smell like soldiers to smell cream.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Yeah, I mean you turn up late, but you smell nice.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
You smell nice positives.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Millennials smell shit awful. But at least we're really but
we're here the top six. Next on the show, We've
been something.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Stolen with had eight bulge text perverts.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
I've replied to all of them. Play play city and
from the panoramic z M think tank. This is the
top six. A dragon has been stolen from the cred
Estate Arts Center. It was up the top Draco. The

(14:25):
dragon was on the roof made of Corton steel, like
steel sculpture steel. Yeah, it's nothing special in the materials.
A lot of hard work went into this. I'm always
amazing someone steals like a big Scott. Do you remember
when someone stole that gnome the Gnomi who stole museum
and it was like it was like six foot tall.
The greatest heist of a landmark has to be Planier

(14:49):
of the Reef. Oh, Panier of the Reef was stolen,
made of bronze or copper, melt it down and I
think they got it back and they'd only just taken
a little chunk off aray. Yeah, except but that was
gone for a while. I wasn't impressed as much with
that one. I'll be impressed on someone like high will
impress the Alberni Carrott someone still that or the L

(15:11):
and P bottle. I'll be not made of any yeah,
but I'll be impressed as somebody.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Nick sat the tay up at Gumboo. Yeah, chuck that
in your backyard.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, massive. Okay, what year do you think Panier of
the Reef was stolen? Twenty two thousand and eight, two
thousand and five, Oh wow, it's it'll be twenty years
since the Great high Ipaigh. Do you know, speaking of
big statues and monuments, do you remember outside and people

(15:42):
that even if you're not from Auckland, you may have
visited Auckland. You get back on the motorway on Kyber Pass,
that big red elephant. Yes, that's moving to Northland like
to a time. I was just reading the article like
a couple of days, so it's iconic. The big red Elephant. Yeah,
I think it's just on a trailer and there. I
don't know if it's a tire restaurant up there or

(16:03):
Scott shutting down. I don't know. I mean i've never
literally even once. I think I'm in there once read
probably the same year. Partner of the reef was missing
a long long time ago. So I can't be upset
if they're shutting down and I've never shown them any patronots. Okay,
I've got absolutely no way. Four days ago iconic red

(16:25):
elephant structure moved to Northland after Thai restaurant closes. Yeah. Closed.
A list of dumb New Zealand statues would be quite
a good list, yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Including the off brand ones like this, like the tire restaurant.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Absolutely that it was the hand in Wellington, The hand
very well lined about the in Herne Bay and Auckland.
There used to be two big stones on top of
each other and someone painted at like cartmen from south
Park because we used to Wasn't it a letter box?
I think it was a letter box. I think it
was a litter box. Two big rocks just in somebody's

(17:00):
and it had been there since. You know, hen Bay
wasn't exactly the flashiest and now of course it's Yeah,
it must exactly the spin off. Why is there a
giant cartman in one of Auckland's posious suburbs and the
owners we need a lift box?

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Do you reckon as a as a species? We're bored,
you know what I mean? Like, do you think we're just.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Bored with the world? Okay, it's not a letter box.
It's behind the leader box. Yet it's behind the letter box.
That guy I love He's one of the last standing
of crazies. Yeah, I love it. I love it. That
would actually be bloody God, it might work. That could
be my book. They keep pistoring me.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Do they like, hey, man.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Write a book ship about what I have? Write a
book about your life? No, I want to write a
book about the definitive, weird small town statues of New Zealand.
What is your book about your life going to be?
Just play PlayStation all the time? Yeah, what do you
want to know about? When I cut the head the lawns?
It's really exciting stuff. Bucket, Yeah, you feed your chickens?

(18:01):
So dragons been stolen The man who made it is upset,
and fair enough. He put a lot of time into it.
The people who own it also upset. They think people
may have thought because it had that gold leaf. You know,
you can buy those sheets of gold leaf and you
push them against something, and then that was sealed on.
So Feiler stood out, Yeah, like it's gold leaf, it's
worth nothing but Draco the Dragons ben stolen. I've got

(18:23):
the top six suspects. Number six on the list, Danarius Targerian,
I knew that was going to be on the last sense.
Do not talk to me about the new House of
Dragons series. I have not started watching usually. This is
the reason I watched shows episode to episode as I
avoid spoiler oilers. God, I'm duck duck and dodging and
diving through the internet lately with all these House of
Dragons spoiler I'm going to wait until the end and

(18:45):
just binge it all. I think, Yeah, get it all
out of the.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Way, dangerous though I'm watching weekly.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Got to say the last season didn't impress me much.
It was a slow bitch. You're really hard to impress
I am. I think your brad pet don't impress me much.
Number five on the list of the top six top six,
Oh yeah, change change it just dog sex at sex,

(19:11):
at sex. I sure everybody. Number I love like cusch.
Look on the number five on the list of the
top sex suspects of the Missing Dragon case, Hagrid. Hagrid
from Harry Potter returning it to a Dragon is the

(19:31):
He's the gamekeeper of Hogwarts. All right, I've seen one episode,
so I don't know it's a movie.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
I've only seen one episode of Harry.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
I wondered by the episode hours Jesus wrap it up.
Goes on, Oh my, Number four on the list of
the top sex suspects and the Missing Dragon case ash Kitchen.
He confused it for a Pokemon. It's stealed inside of pokerball.
Somebody's doing that Pokemond thing.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Go.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Yeah. I was like, you're a grown man. It's like
ten thirty in the morning growing up. Yeah. Yeah, you
should either be like add a spin class or hungover
recruiting life decisions. What are you doing throwing balls at
little digital creatures? Number three on the least and that
felt quite pointed. Yeah, that felt pointed. Yeah. Yeah. Top
six suspects in the Missing Dragon case Spirro. He needed

(20:23):
a power. Yeah, spir a little spiro. God, everybody's just
running around in that big land. Yeah, total is a
little dragon saving the big dragons. Number two on the
least of the top six suspects and the Missing Dragon
case are the dwarves from the Hobbit confused it for
small when they wanted their gold in the mountain back?
Yeah yeah. And a number one of the least of
the top six suspects of the Missing Dragon case donkey

(20:44):
for when do is donkey like dragons?

Speaker 3 (20:49):
Have you seen one episode of.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Any shreks? Oh my god, they're so good. Like I've
seen clips. He bangs dragons. He shuts up with the
dragon and they have a little dragon. Donkey Yeah, off
dragon into the donkey's fly. Okay, Yeah, she's massive. They
go to save save her from the dragon and he
falls in love with it. So because I don't think

(21:13):
a reptil could breed with the mammal just yeah, no neither.
Do you know what I mean? Where do you grab
the Probably the kloak is the answer to all those questions.
That is today Vaughn and Haley. We've debated this before.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
We put it on a silly little pole, which were
actually for a silly little pole. We take very seriously,
which way do you hang the toilet paper on the roll?
It's always flap over, it's always flap under. It's always
flap over.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
I know.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
But some people got flap under. And it's about to
call Aaron Vaughan.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
What's his name? Aaron?

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Aaron?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Your fiance feels wrong? Aaron? Aaron puts it on the.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Wrong way every time, and then he tries to argue
that like there is no right or wrong way, but
in fact there is, because I found the patent for
the toilet paper holder. Okay from eighteen seventy one. So
eighteen seventy one was when toilet paper was patented by
Seth Wheeler.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
He created it.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
He said that the sheets are meant to be partially separated.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Now that's your little serrated edge, having their.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Points of attachment arranged in a novel manner, whereby each
sheet will easily separate from the series as.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
It's drawn from the roll.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Okay, there being no litter occasioned and any waste of
paper is thereby prevent it. Genius and then eight, so
that's eighteen seventy one. Twenty years it took for him
to then come out and say we need something to
hold it on right, And so then he came up
with the toilet paper holder, and in it there is

(22:45):
a diagram of the right way for it to hang
and it's over, which means Aaron, that is the correct
way as it was the original way.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
The design is to hang over, not under it. Because
you wouldn't say the patent for the iPhones upside down
they don't have You never say that. You wouldn't. You
wouldn't say that they don't have the iPhone up.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
They don't have it upside down to that. Actually, I'm
going to say that if he says, oh, it's just
how we drew the picture. No, you wouldn't have the
iPhone the wrong way around. Yeah, that's a goodscuse when
you've got to hanging the other way. When it's flap
under it bounces.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Yeah, and looks likely if it's a big role, it's
there's a bit of tension against the wall with kids.
Put it that way so the kid can't walk and
just or cats, you know, but you just smacked them
the cat or the kid, you know, you don't. You
don't smeck your cat. Worst disciplined than anybody's here. You
don't smeck your cat, and you don't smell your some

(23:40):
cats do. They see it dangling and they like and
they go for it.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Eron's genuinely annoyed at me at the moment, at the
moment because now you know, I like, we like a
long roll.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Oh yeah, I love. I only buy long roll roll.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
I accidentally bought king size long roll because I saw
a long roll and why not long one does on
our So it's on the purse.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
It's like angled up.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
But at the inn ye right, I didn't know that
king size was a thing.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I just thought, who's got a big long holder holder? Yeah?
We didn't need we did. We didn't need that.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
It's halfway between a toilet paper and a paper towel.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Because I saw that the other day and I was like,
why do I want a wider but I didn't look. Yeah, right,
maybe people with wide hands. It's good for people with
wide hands or long anuses actually.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Beg long auses. Probably are you not long?

Speaker 2 (24:34):
In the Austa, i'd say short, I just say normal.
I'd say, well, we don't use the word normal and
referring to the one's anything with the body, what I
normally it's normal to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I
don't know a lot. And nobody's said, wow, what a
long anus.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Now I got I've got eight of these.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I don't know if I've got a white. You don't
know ever, look as a neutral, as a neutral, my
access don't When we measure out on the x yxis
the end, it could be long, could be cans.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Right, Well, it doesn't matter what's long. I can give
you these king size long rolls. Yeah, because there's no
long amuses at our house.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Well, you were away for the next two and a
half weeks. Just leave them there and he'll go through
them and you get back.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
And because I'm away for the next two and a
half weeks, he will just have it on top of
the toilet.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yeah. Do you know, won't even use the holder. Do
you have someone going around to cook him a good meal?

Speaker 3 (25:30):
So concerned, listen, I said to him, I said, let
me do. I'll go and I'll get some like easy stuff,
like some dumplings that you can just put in a
pan and see this and there, and some easy food.
And he was like great. And then he's he said
to me like, hey, don't worry about getting the groceries.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
I'm going to sort. I'll saw myself out. What when
we were growing up on the farm, if one of
the like neighbours wives went away, very rare that they'd
go away by themselves. But if they went away to
like a lady's golf trip or something, Mom would always
be like, we're going to have to get them around
for dinner because you know they're going to be eating
nothing but pies, oh yeah, or fried stuff.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Need some vegetables, yeah, if you are hitting past the
west Auckland area, feel free to drop off Aaron some
real foods and vegetables will be good.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, and some meat and she's not eating any for
the next two and a halfway.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Okay, I I interesting noise. Really, I think I may
have found the dress I would like to get married.
Oh okay, did I show you a dress yesterday at all?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
No, I think I showed a few people and then
I was like, actually, this is the vibe that I
wanted that I want to get married because I'm not
not no traditional, no, none of that.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
It's like a backyard winning right yeah kind of. I
think we're going to run away anyway.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
That's a lot that the winning details aside, I would
have never been getting married in a white gown.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
That's just when you say run away like Vaughan and
I will be there. Yeah. Well yeah, it's for sure
because you just you just you've got to fine friends.
Yeah yeah, okay, you'll hunt me down across the world,
like Carmen san Diego. Are we late?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Well, speaking of Carmen San Diego, I found a dress.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
It's red. It's red, the Red Wedding. It's you know,
the famous episode, the Red Wedding.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah, it's very short, and this is how serious I am.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
I Carl's like, send me the link.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
I emailed the place yesterday where I could purchase it,
and I said, what's the hem on that thing?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
Because boy or boy, it's short and I like wearing short.
You want to drop the hem.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
I'll drop the hem because okay, I've just put it
in the group chair. It's red. Don't say too much
about it. But it's affordable, it would be reusable, it'd
be really fun. Imagine was like a little sorry, what
was that noise?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
It's just not it's a wedding. Yeah, no, I know,
it's not a wedding dress. That's really nice. Here's my
question about that. Looks like you're in the opening scene
of Austin Powers when he's still in the sixties. Right, great,
I was like, girlies.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Measure this with a little pero of like white boots
or like sparkly boots.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Like a tiny little veil. Yeah, no, I'm obsessed. You
have to buy something colorful too. Yeah, I saw him later.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
He could be in like a whiter color though, to
match the You know.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
I can't put that big, large Italian man.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
In a white but I love the dress.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
But imagine what the black of the black sleeve.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
It's very short. You can see how Actually just found
Aaron's wedding suit. Yeah, because our friends got married in
valve So we've had a couple of friends married in
Velvet and but.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
We're going to go to a hemisphere.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
Hemisphere it would be very harsh. It was very hot
on the day of the velvet So, yeah, that look good.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Though.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Here's my question.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Do I buy it now? Two question? Do I buy
it now? One? Two? If I buy it now, I'm
not going to get married. Oh why Jesus Christ. How
much it costs for a wedding dress? Extremely cheap for
a wed dress.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah, but and remember no, yes, yes, there's New Zealand dollars,
and remember that this would be a dress that you know,
even like buys a wedding dress for like three grand, like,
but I'll wear it again, and you want this is
a dress you could absolutely wear again.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I've also got a question, Yeah, do I make you horny? Baby?
Do I too?

Speaker 3 (29:44):
This dress requires some shred for the wed for sure.
So then I'm like, do you buy what size?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Do you buy it? Do you buy it in a
big size, like a better size?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
And then whatever size you want is can you can
go with it and get it tailored to you?

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Three?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Do you think that this moment will pass? And getting
married in a red mini dress?

Speaker 2 (30:04):
One, that's what's gonna happen. But then you're fleeing your
your ideas of fleeting what's happened. I'm married, Ida people
wait to buy.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
A seven hundred red mini dress to say I'm getting
married in it, and then it becomes the wedding in
a year's time, I'll be like, I'm not really into
it anymore. Now I've just got to keep dress.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
You do that, I don't really do that, not when
it's that you're doing this on the wrong side of
the holiday. Back, wait till you get back at the bag,
Wait to get back. You've got the lungkeets in the chat.
Wait wait till you get about it. Forget about it. Also,
I feel like this is something you should be buying
at the start of next year.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
At the bag, but it won't be around.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
This is if you buy it in the size, and
I'll just keep getting it taken in and your shred
because you're going to hit the shred and you're just
going to like shred down to nothing. Keep having to
get it taken in and you might as well just waited,
and they just a smaller side around.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Wait, you're so conservative and boring your squares.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
It's a forty. Even if you change your mind, you
still have a gorgeous dress and forty five dollars. I'd
be like, it's not Shall I say the price? Yeah,
seven hundred and eighty five dollars?

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Jeez, I haven't Jesus for the dress you're going to
get wedden. I could put together a whole lot for
one thousand dollars for a wedding and it's listening. Who
spends six thousand dollars on wedding dressess how.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Much we get divorced exactly? Geese was expensive, not six
thousand dollars. But then afterwards they she got a dry
clean and they're like, I remember to take it out
of the plastic bag and put it in like a sheet. Yeah,
you can get you you can just cut an old sheet.
And I was like, hey, remember to do that. Fourteen
years later, do you think it's been anywhere other than

(31:50):
that plastic bag. That's you should make nick curtains of
the bathroom and cut the bottom. But off, I mur
myself some frilly panties for the play play.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
I don't know if I if got the eck with someone,
because I mean, we probably have, but it wasn't known
as the at the time. Yeah, when you're like early yuck. Yeah,
probably when I was dating that DJ.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
When he came to pick him up and he just
never let you, never let me go.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
But that wasn't the e It was just more like
he's DJing and on Corney Place. Yeah, that's a bit
of an probably now I realize it's a bit embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Yeah, when you haven't been dating.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Its embarrassing. As a private school girl graduate, you know,
and a woman with a bright future.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
What DJ? What age are they like? I don't DJ anymore?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Yeah, I know when was there, it was really into
it too, like that was the future.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
He was still How old was he? Yeah, you're nineteen twenty. Yeah,
you do silly things. Yeah, we do do silly things.
And like DJ DJ and sleep with DJ. There's the
thing when you were dating there was the word didn't exist,
but him jockey keeping month tis Yeah, this is my boyfriend.
He's a dis joking Oh no, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
They ever call it my boyfriend to be fair. Oh oh, anyway,
the act. So they describe the eck now as defined
as a feeling of disgust or aversion which is aimed
at something or someone, but often in the dating world
triggered by someone who we're seeing or we're dating or
we're with and uh, there's an expertise says that women
get it more for one reason, which is the reason

(33:34):
being the reason for everything that women get, which is evolution.
So like men, like with men, they're like, am either
going to sleep with you or I'm going to marry you?
Those are the two things, and then so you'll get
the less with people that you're going to sleep with
because you're like arkinness whatever. Yeah, we're just shagging. It's fine.
It doesn't mean anything to anything to me. Whereas women

(33:55):
get the ick more often because when we're shagging someone,
evolution is telling us that this may be of our
child and then we're going to bring a child into
the wealthless person. So anything that turns you off, it's
like a gut instinct thing. Yeah, just saying this is
not a person that you should be procreating with.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah, because he's a DJ. Because he's a DJ.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
And they were like, so it's gone so far, like
because that little evolution thing in us, which is that
as womb owners, our number one thing is to find
someone to put a baby in it. Yeah, like we're
getting it more because our body is still telling us that, yeah,
that guy's not good enough.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
And you're just more sensible and guys just want one thing.
We're very simple, Well two things. I Am either going
to find the one to marry or I'm just going
to share. Yeah, either or it's fine.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
So even when they said now, it's like there's a
little chain event that happens, so we'll see a man
that we're worth and he'll pull out his wallet and
it goes valcro, and then our brain goes and tells
us from our cave men ancestors, don't make a baby
with that one.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
When did you give up your Vulcro wallet? Wasn't it
wasn't too long ago, so convenient and holds itself shut nicely.
Shoes as well, had a cool bugs bunny, Daffy duck
and Tasmanian devil on the front and they were all
like like like doing straight poses and nineties.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
I have an image of the wallet and it feels
like it was dirty as well, like greasy.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
We can't wash it.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Remember that fabric that Vulcro wallets was and would always
get like brown and black stains from hand prints and stuff.
That's my womb and my inner cave woman was telling
me not to have a baby with that man with
a dirty looney choe my wallet.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
To give you two tickets to my DJ set that
I'm doing this weekend.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
See now I'm back.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
The DJ and Haley Shannon's Hacks.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
We're back, and now we have said that she doesn't
get a jingle until she gives us a five out
of five Shannon's hack. How you get five stars Max
for Shannon hacks. Shannon, your last hack, which was your
last one?

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Pancake scrambled, worst one I did see Cat Clark, who's
one of the biggest influencers in Australia, posted video.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
So it can't be that big because I've got my
finger on all the pulses.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
People started my hack and you're tearing, You're right, you're right, right. Okay,
this is a pancake, but you make it like scrambled.
It's a terrible hack. Okay, this is a hack that
you promised Haley. Because both Haley and I are doing
a flying away today.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, and holidays are coming up, so a lot of
people will be traveling. I've got a hack that not
only could save you money but could enrich your brain
while traveling.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
I like both those things. Okay, because you know, jet
lags a big thing, people being tied on flights.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Yeah, so it's a hack called raw dogging. I don't
know if you've heard of raw dog I don't.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Think you should do that overseas, you know what mean? Yeah,
I've got a heck about it. Okay, if the it's dangerous, you.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Guys are being silly. This is a travel hack called
raw dogging. Basically what it is as you just sit
there for the entire flight.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
With no entertainment. I'd rather open the door of the
plane to do that whole flight before Shannon Kinder. But
the thing is, it's.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
The longest flight. Haven't you been to Hawaii?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
I did the I did the world's longest flight.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
I went to Qatar, Okay in the day. Yeah, eighteen hours.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
So this hack basically means that you could save money
on an entertainment package for flying, so you don't need
to watch movies and you can watch. The whole point
of the hack is most people watch the little flight tracker,
so you're enriched in your brain.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
You don't it's slow. Watch wat anywhere Haley on a
flight today to Kata to watch the flight track for
it close to eighteen hours, and it.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
Riches your brain because you're going to look at the
map and learn about geography.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I didn't really know that over over Australia. You fly
over the entire Australia and I know where Australia is.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
No, but you could learn what I remember when I
did fly to Katar, I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
You know, it's almost ka ages and anyone was like, no,
it's cutter, it just feels fun.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
I didn't know that Egypt was in Africa until I
saw it on the map, and I was like, that
feels wrong.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
But it was a point in my life where I
did learn that Egypt Africa as well, and I was.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Like, how old were you though, when you found that
Egypt was in Africa? No? Yeah, like at high school? Yeah.
Just so this is what I mean about, go home
and sit down with my children to make sure they
know where the basics are.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yes, I'm terrible at geography. This, this, this sucks.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
This is so much called raw dogging that's already a
big popular naughty the story.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
It means that you're not using any supplements to get through.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
This is so dumb.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
But you've got podcasting where you can learn a lot more.
You've got yeah, but you can get all you can
load up.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Your own like devices before you get on the plane.
That what I'm doing.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Actually had a push about this because I've loaded up
some audio books and you know, when it comes to
audiobooks that I like my smart.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Horn, I don't know, you probably shouldn't listen to that
when you're in Katari air space.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
As a head towards the Middle Eastern areas. Hobby listens
to just beautiful, or you can and music.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Perhaps you can just.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Watch your flight tracker and save money and enrich brand.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
So you're saving. So you mean if you're on one
of the airlines that you have to buy movies? Yes, right, No,
just take your plan a little. This is the one.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
You're making a playlist right now.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
The message this message in yeah, this triple will make
people trans stations.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Okay, give me listen zero star now someone else did
text and notion and I was today years old at
forty okay, so they're not as bad as being.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Think Egypt was Egypt. I know, like Egypt, we're we're
just not Africa. But where was it by in your mind?
Who South America?

Speaker 5 (40:41):
I don't know, because it's hot Peru. It's like Peru,
yeah hot, there's so many places. Little Thailand's quite hot.
You know that's not an America.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Thirty one And I didn't know until listening now that
Egypt is in Africa. I was also surprised that when
I found out that Indian Asians the Indians Asian the
Indians Asians, I got really confused.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
My version of Asian, the South, the Asians, South Asian.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Southeast Asian, and then Asia goes all the way across.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Asia is big, just like Africa, which encompasses Egypt.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
I'm understanding you're not liking my hack, but can I
have a petty half staff for the fact I'm educating
people about Egypt.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Actually, I'll give you half staff for the education.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Thank you there for some PEOPLEX for that Shannon Hack.

Speaker 2 (41:29):
Terrible hack, play it silly.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
It is so silly, silly silly, that silly little pool,
silly little.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Little pole, silly silly little pole. Which meat is best?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Meat?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
With us marked at the show yesterday? Yeah, White, what
got us onto this? We needed a s a little pole?
We literally said eating breakfast and Shannon message to group saying,
what is tomorrow's sill a little pole?

Speaker 3 (42:10):
And you said something like do you drink coffee in
the morning or something like that, do you walk to work?
Or you know something so terrible?

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Yeah, and then which meat is best came out on
top and we said we're trying to put fish in
there too, but you want to put fish in there
because it also he said, beef islamb oh, say that's
close enough. Red meat. You know what I mean, Like,
beef and lamb are so different this group, the red meats.
Fish didn't make the list chicken, lamb, beef, and pork.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
And if you say fish in the comments, I haven't
read them yet.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
You'll be disqualified. Okay, chicken is the winner at it's
so good. If you had to choose one for me,
that would be it for the rest of your life,
because you get like it.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Can be pretty healthy. Yeah, so you get the both
worlds or you can fry it. But yeah, yeah, when
it's Korean fried.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Lamb is sicking on twenty six percent, twenty one percent
for beef and eight percent for pork. Yeah sucks. No,
book's good every day situation though, feel good pulled pork,
pork that's about sauce. Yeah you champagne hand that's technically
yeah true. All right some feedback. Dannyel says, chicken so

(43:28):
versatile and what a classic. Yeah, it is versatile, it is,
that'sle Have you seen the I mean this is gream,
but the bird flow in Victoria, the truckloads of chickens
that they have had to burn in them, Yeah, I
believe so.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Alive not alive? No, no, no killing them and then
burning them smell like rotessee checks a little bit down
the road, put on a few lights.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
But yeah, if you drive past us up flicking soy sauce,
at it a samanas chicken?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
What does it go to? Which makes it a peasant dish?
Lamb is a closed first eggle with beef. Pork is
nowhere yuck? Who wants worms or food poisoning or chew
a yaknas someone's had a bad pork experience. Worms Can
you get worms? You can get me? Can't you? Okay,
it's just okay. You're likely to get it from fish
and stuff as well if they get a parasite in
them in the sea. Right, Yeah, Lamb Lamb does rule,
though she's yeah, Lamb does roll. Not try Lamb though

(44:22):
Rebecca said.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
You've gotta be a wet lamb looking at you, ticky poor.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
So versatile bacon por pork belly bacon proshetto did I
say bacon and also crackling good points, but it's not
my favorite. It's not boosted it up any few nights.
Brett says, they've all got their purpose and I won't
have you drive a wedge in between us can't choose.
That's good Sophie's choice, and ste says, beef all day.

(44:50):
It's my go to vibe check question number one. Meet
for the rest of your life. We'll converse with chicken
person at a stretch, but fish people can get the
out of get out of it. Yeah, absolutely, Sophie Venison.
Oh one from the left field there. That sounds like they're,
you know, a hunter. Sophie's Instagram display name as Sophie

(45:13):
Festival Blogger. Oh okay, so she blogs festival. Doesn't sound
like a hunter. No, you wild in the wild. I
have time to do both. You don't need venison all
the time. I don't like it at all, but you wouldn't.
You wouldn't have it multiple times a week. I think
I've had it, but it wasn't. It doesn't very what's
the other one? Venison and veal? Veal's just half Venison's

(45:38):
wild hunter deer or deer veal as calf. It just
means very young, very young beef. Jeshu says the young
beeff chicken so good. It's so good.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
They made fake chicken too. Yeah, they have made fake
mins though.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yeah, it didn't check, but only because we were without
a delicious Snuggies. Oh yeah, actually nuggies. Yeah, Hannes is Wow,
people are so boring because she voted and saw that
everyone is picking chicken. Yeah to me, hard one for me,
but most people probably won't think of all the small
goods that rely on pork. Ham, bacon, and most sausages

(46:18):
have a pork base. Pork sausa is a girl. You
don't get pork nuggets, do you? I mean, I guess
that's what. Are you like a croquette or yeah, who's
having pork croquettes? Yes? Pose pork meatball, easy pork nuggets.
I don't know why it's really.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Easy.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Pork is a recipe from Ontario. Pork dot Canada hooking
doesn't get any idea to do a pork nuggle. It
wouldn't fly. There's nomo.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
No, I'm making pork nuggets, some pork McNuggets.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
While you too are away overseas enjoying all this foreign cuisine.
I'm gonna be at homemaking pork nuggets. That's sounds just
got you know what canceling my holiday? Yeah, was out
of them pork nuggets steak because without steak you can't
have mints. So I hate steak. Steak. Hang on, I

(47:15):
know he's not a steak person. I'm not ever seen
a motarest. I would go to a nice steak restaurant
if someone else is paying, and you know everyone's there,
and get a real expensive can get it nice. Yeah,
but I just I'm not a fan. It's too much.
I don't need a lot of Yeah, it's crazy. I'm
just leaving more red meat for Vaughn and the rest

(47:36):
of you. I might walk, I don't know, I might
walking to tarn to walk, shoe walk. Yeah, eat my
chicken nuggets.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
You can have walk. You deserve a six pack of
pork McNuggets for that saying.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
There getting them. You're getting my special pork nuggets. I
better see these, and I'm on holidays. Some pork nuggets workman,
No pork tinder loin, cut into small chunks and then battered.
Seil in a large resyllable plastic bag with marmalade, sauce

(48:10):
and pork pieces. Gently message the bag and refrigerate. Meanwhile,
in a separate sealable bag, add corn flakes, close the
top and crush until fine crumbs form. You use panco, Yeah,
use panco. And then they remove pork from marinade and
discard extra marinade co pork and crushed cereal crumbs in
place in a foil line. Yeah, then it's going in

(48:32):
the air fry. Oh yuck.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Okay, pork tenders as well, you're sort of describing, Yeah,
I want the mince.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Okay, Well I can try a few different recips. Two
and a half weeks okay, yeah, why no travel involved
apart remember the local butcher to be like, what's the
beers pork to mince?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
What an exciting holiday? Head for one, stay tuned.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
Play It would be nice.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
It's been twenty three thousand dollars overseas, wouldn't it? That'd
be nice today?

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yeah, I mean that most people have been asking what
would you do with the money holidays? Saying holiday?

Speaker 3 (49:11):
We're off on holiday after in moments really hours.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
And producer Shannon has quite the responsibility this weekend.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
How did you pick she?

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Now?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
With love and respect?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Sorry, I want to say this with love and also
with respect, how did you choose Shannon to be the
guardian of with precious son?

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Big Hearted James is going to be the main for
two and a half weeks looking after major Murray fluffing,
but he's going away this weekend. And I said, look,
it's fine, We've got the automatic cat feeder. But he does.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
By the way, when Aaron came over to your house
the other day, he was too excited about the feeder.
It went off and Aaron like lipped off the couch
for need to go watch.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Its amazing. It's amazing. It dings and then the biscuits
fall out and the cat runs to it. It's amazing,
the best thing I've ever bought. So that will feed him,
but he still needs like pets and attention and like,
you know, someone to play with her.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
I didn't think they're thinking I've been abandoned.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Yeah, so I said, Shannon, would you like to pop
over for a couple of days a couple of times,
just pat Murray and see Murray And she said, and
watch a big TV. Help yourself to a couple of
bottles of wine if you like. On the Bark card.
It's a stocked Bark card. Mostly just take the rose,
not the dark.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Yeah, the top and yeah, the top shelf was a
little bit of expensive. On the other day, I w
shouldn't know if it was very expensive.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
So help yourself and but then overnight we will pitch
ideas for the show, and Shannon picture is an idea.
I'm looking after Fletcher's cat an idea for phone and topic.
What's the worst thing that happened when you were house sitting? Yes,
so you're pit sitting and I'm like, well that doesn't
bode well.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
Well, I just thought he is so precious to you
and it's a big deal. You know, what if I
pit him too hard or what if he.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Likes I'll tell you what the biggest problem is going
to be though, is that the neighbors down the hallway
three doors down have a cute little kett down three
doors down, great doors about great greatad three three doors down,
and he quite of than the ketten will be in
the hallway. So every time now I opened the door,
he never used to want to leave the door. He

(51:18):
didn't care. He tries to make a run for it
to see the ketton and play with his new friend.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Is he calleding it?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
No, it's weird like he's kind of scared, like he
wants to see it, but then he will run away. Itspurious.
It's a female cat, okay, so you got to go cat. No,
but he's been d six So you know, I think
when they cut the balls off her unus Yeah you
for whatever, Unick. Yeah. But yeah, so that's that's the

(51:46):
only thing is you might lose the cat down the hallway.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
I'll try not do that.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
I just got a bit nervous because you know, you you.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
Know, I've trashed my apartment and I've only lived there
two months.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Crashed crash, okay about that after the bark.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
No, I just mean there's fake tan on the walls
and stuff. I'm not going to fake tan it.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
You're aparty.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
I fake tan at his apartment and he made me
lay on the bed on a towel until I was dry.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
No, I'm not going to do anything. I'm just going
over to pit him. But I just it sparked in me.
What could go wrong?

Speaker 7 (52:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Well you've got big hearted James's
phone number. I don't want to be disturbed. Yeah, James problem.
It feels like a produly James can sort out.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
It's so nerve wrecking though, looking after people's houses. Yeah,
and then there's sometimes things break that were just due
to break.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
But it's on your time, I know. And you're like, oh, God, the.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Cat's gonna die. The cat's going to die.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Oh my god, I know you know what waterfied. But
I'm never gonna hold that against you. I mean unless
you stepped on him or something like, I know some
of that that happened. What not a fully grown cat?
Now do you want me to problem in the chest freezer?
Let's not talk about this. That's too miserable. Okay, we do.

(53:02):
You got to have these things planned though, because like
with Mum and dad, you.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
Can bury him next to Karen and I can't drive
out to Vaughn's my engine lights on, I.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Have to walk to It's not on Holiday hill.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
Do a cat pack up?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Okay? Well, fingers cross the cat doesn't die while Shannon's
looking after him. But we did want to take some
calls this morning because this there will be some great stories.
Oh yeah, when you were house sitting for someone, and
it doesn't need to be for pits, it could be
pet sitting as well. House sitting, pit sitting, did you
lose a dog, like did the dog just run away?
Did you break in? Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
I always think that when you're borrowing someone's car, like
what if it got stolen?

Speaker 2 (53:44):
You're like what's gone? But so what happened? Did you
break something while you were house sitting? Did you lose
a pit or did something happen while you're pit sitting.
I'll eight hundred dolls at him as the number you
can text her as well. Nine six nine saves what
went wrong when you were looking after someone's house. We're
talking about when house setting, pet setting's gone horribly wrong?
What do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
The worst thing Shannon could do is other than kill
your cat, I reckon like smash one of your windows
because they'd be awful, but.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
They would just be a punished because then you've got
to get nab sailor oh my god, the picture the
pigeons would get in and then the come on pigeons
run a mark. I was house sitting for three months
and the only responsibility I had was looking after twenty
fish in a small outdoor pond. I didn't realize that
leaves claude the filter, so the pond dried up and
all the fish died because the water couldn't get back

(54:33):
into the fish pond and the filter burned out. I
would replace the fish without them knowing, because I don't
mean to be like fishes. But they kind of all
look the same.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Yeah, like the goldfish way was I don't know them apart?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Yeah, orange orange with black dotss orange black.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
I was house sitting and part of the house sitting
was looking after the dog. Now, the dog apparently would
be fine when I was at work, but the owner
of the dog did say to me, he's got an
apple ear tag on his collar because he has got
out before. But we've fixed the problem. He won't get out,
but every now and then maybe just the apple ear
tag collar.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Now I'm just I don't want to jump in here,
but I think maybe he got out. Oh my god, God,
I'm smart. I don't know, I said, an inkling in
my stomach.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
So I open it up. When I'm at work and
I see the dogs in town, so I s freak out.
I immediately go to that location. No dog to be seen.
Open up the app again. The dogs down the road,
run down there. By the time I get there, the
dog's on the move. I never catch up with this dog.
Oh my god. Oh my dad asked for advice. He's like,
go home and wait for the dog to come home.

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I race home. I'm sitting there panicking and the dog
walker walks in with the dog. No one told me
there was a dog walker. The dog walkers down chasing
this never like this dog just got a wonderful pattern. Amazing,
just keep going around the block. Amazing, What a well
behaved boy. They walked himself all the way home. My

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mum was house fitting. Was house setting for someone with
a small lifestyle block The pig. The pig died while
they were away. It was a big I'm dreading the
day I have to bear this going to be a
big asshole. But they probably outlive me sometimes. They lived
twenty years old. All three of their bee hives, all
three of their bee hives got infested with a f B.

(56:21):
All the bees either had a colony collapse, and their
three bee hives three hives, and then the chicken died
as well. Yeah, I wouldn't be house sitting for people
on a rural lifestyle.

Speaker 6 (56:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Now I can't really say where I'm going on holiday
for reasons that will come to like I sound like Vaughn.
I sound like Vaughn trying to say that he went
on a trip with Lego last when he couldn't give
informs mysterious I am, but we're hitting off and I

(56:57):
am getting to a country that's not New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Today is the last show what two and a half
weeks with Martiniki this weekend. Yeah, and while we're away,
just a quick plug for the podcast. It's the return
of the Cocktail Special when it went to Christmas Cocktail Special,
So that'll be available to download every day in our absence.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
I think as well, if you listen to it, don't
message us like, oh my god, guy's so embarrassing you
were so you know, like.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Just don't.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I decided I have opted as I
did last year, in which I will not no spoiler alert.
But last year I definitely drunk a lot more than
I did this year. Yeah, I didn't listen to either
of them. That's a choice I've made for my own
safe Yeah. Anyway, I am heating abroad and Vaughan picked
me up because I'm gonna uber from work to leh
Report and airport.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Yes, just for those that don't speak. Yeah, god, he's
been on his lingers again.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Vaughan picked me up and I packed everything vigilantly yesterday.
But I did have four the gronies. Now I'm worried
my passport's not in this bag, and I why I'm
just talking about it now eight fifteen, in which it
will be peak our traffic. Aaron coming in. I live

(58:14):
quite far away to bring the passport. If it's not
in this bag, it's really going to be a stressful time.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
You don't fly till one, You've got lots of time.
Not really, I like to be the airport three hours
in advance. I know same, I'm yeah, there's I wish
we were in the same flightn't have been fun, I know,
what about okay? Also that by the way, and it's
not it's an a gorged bag that is not carry
on limit. Do you know it's I.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Reckon it's about eight. I think we're okay.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Do you know why?

Speaker 6 (58:39):
It is?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Because my mum wanted me to bring her three issues
of New Zealand House and Garden.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Oh my god, Patsy New Zealand when you get back, yeah,
christ yeah, yeah, thank you?

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Really really testing the map pack seams there? Yeah, I
know she's bursting.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
I don't know if the passport's in here and there's
the places where it should be that it's some.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Feeling like you did sell on the drive and I
don't know if I've got my passport. I said, do
you want to stop and check and we can turn
around now?

Speaker 3 (59:09):
She was like nah, because do you know if I
had to go back into my house and Aaron, who
was awake and see goodbye, and was like, I just
need to chick and have got my passport.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
He'll just be like, also, I love that's the one
that's gonna have to run it into you later. You
don't I love. I love how it is indoctrinated the
right word, that we've made you into radio, that you're
checking this live on it and you've waited until primetime
at Team Past Day. Can we get sex?

Speaker 3 (59:32):
You gues like, no, Okay, I see it because I
see black and silver, I'll assume that's my passport.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Assumes because every time you assume you make it, I
don't want get it out because i'mbarrassed. It's in a
money belt. Wait, ask the money belt. You should be
a you should be Is it skin colored.

Speaker 7 (59:57):
Blocker on it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
I mean this is not I am young and cool.
I thought you were supposed to be like young and cool.
Oh my god, what do you This is Aaron? This
is Aaron? He does this he does this Aaron an

(01:00:22):
uncle Auntie. What's that?

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
But okay, that's my credit card? Okay, oh I heard it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
He put it in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
One and a blocker of things Corus passport. Yeah, that
is a great It looks so beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
The day you have to replace your note, you're hurting you.
I don't know. I don't know what he did.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
He help We picked the beds, good boy. Ok Okay,
here's my other question for you before we go. Okay,
I am wearing an outfit today, and this is not
the outfit I'm gonna wear on the plane because I
didn't want to wear my playing outfit to radio all day.
So what I'm going to do is I've got a
little bag somewhere with my plane out for dinner and
I'll just get changed at work. Now what do I

(01:01:05):
do with the anddies? Am? I? Here's my two options?

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
And isn't wearing now? Putting them in the locker?

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
I put them in the locker of for two and
a halfways. No, I've never been wearing them since.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Four unless we get some kind of like a choir
plugger and or agular you know, zip do give a
zip slide bag? No, you don't want to come back to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
A bit raw dog in a New World shopping bed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
I don't want like because you come back and it's sprouted.
I say, I thought my pH was off. Yeah, could
warn put the bag in the boot? I don't know,
I'm not I'm not. No.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
It felt too much to ask a friend to drop
off my dirty undies to my house.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
You say them with you? Why are they changing? Now?
Tell me why then changing? Going on an eighteen hour flight,
you changed them halfway through the fly for the first
league you're doing. This is the wrong way around. You
should be wearing the andes you're wearing now, and then
when you halfway or to the end, then you change.
And if some bads happened, you ditched them in an
airport toilet. I was thinking, because I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Feeling these unders and they're not my favorite, they're not
my most comfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
Maybe they're for the bin. Ben them at the airport.
Then yeah, no, it would have wasted. Keep them on
until like you get halfway and then you'll be all
yuck after eighteen hours on a year and then them there.
Sell them, someone seriously said, sell them. Give me a
price on here. See, if you'd started selling these at

(01:02:30):
the start of the year, you might have been able
to upgrade.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Yeah, I could have class, which would have been quite
a comfortable little tree.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
And you wouldn't need to change your undies in the year.
You could walk up into business saying I've got a
pair of dirty andies is and I want to swap seats.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
I could chuck them at the flight stewards and be
like the like to your thieves. I'm in business class.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
No, I'm saying, you swap seats with a wealthy businessman
who's in business class who just wants to sniff your undies.
To the rest of them, my undies for your seat.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
I'm back there in cattle class mate.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
This is the kind of thing that gets a flight divert.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Now, someone said twenty bucks delivery.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
That one, No, that want you to pay for delivery?
One drink at the year for post it. That's one
drink you posted anything lately. That's like, oh yeah, so
that's the leaves me with like thirteen and fourteen bucks
for a pair of undies three posted now.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
But now, but now they say, Jackie, can I have
a postal bit?

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
I will take care of it. For a bit more cash.
Twenty five Yeah, I can't twenty five dollars twenty five
dollars on the dirty undies that she doesn't a wear
on the plane because they're not the most comfortable undies,
these undays. Otherwise, ladies and gentlemen get we're gonna We're
gonna go. Nope, I don't know what that text means.
I'm not reading it out somebody, I see fantastic school

(01:03:48):
run conversation. This will take some explain to the kids
fifteen dollars fifty hours now and tell the cases is
how you're making money into the modern economy, we're going
to cost eleven crisis on. If you buy a pair
of underpass and they cost you five dollars each, wea
then for a couple of days for fifty dollars five dollars.
That's how we're doing it. At that time, the middle
class is going to say the middle class and this
cost of living, I went fifty dollars going, what's fifty

(01:04:10):
dollars going twice?

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
So compations on dress plays flit Voorne and Haley.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Now, there was a TikTok video at the start of
last month that claimed there had been a change in
the recipe to what I would say, were one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Of the stallwarts, Yeah, of the New Zealand, New Zealand
Mad Confectionery, of Peking Max.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
Yeah, the Macy's crocodile. Yes, now you remember we're talking
about this, so go on TikTok's like it's changed. Look
at this, it's all different. He said.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
It was soft like a normal sort of worm lolly. Yeah,
like that, like it had gone soft like a gummy.
And where's the crocodile? Is known to rip out a mola.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
And it was like a lolly review or something, wasn't it. Yeah,
so it tunes out this was not correct, and that
there's been I said when I said Mace's, I said,
this is day I'm gonna have to I'll talk to
Dave next door. Yeah, because who keeps the machines running,
keeps the lollies, which you'd say, in the whole of
New Zealand's probably the most important job, right behind Prime

(01:05:12):
Minister Lynch, pin of the economy. Yeah, keep we don't
get lollies, Like what would happen?

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
The people will write it, Yeah, people will put.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Up with a lot of shenanigans from a government as
long as there's Lolly still available. Yeah. Then I did
a call yesterday, yeah, from Shari days White, Shari saying
you got five minutes shut something's gone wrong, and she said,
I know Dave's been wearing it because he because he
kind of became the name. Oh right, okay. Then I said, oh, Dave,

(01:05:43):
I'll sort this out with Dan. Yeah. Said nothing's changed, right,
And so I were called in on the way home
from hockey last night and caught up with them and
they said, they said, here's a big box. You take
these to work. And basically he said it in the
far nice ways. You tell them to stick this up
their house, okay, And I gave I just gave it

(01:06:05):
a squeeze. It's still hard. The most shot he's gottens
from his daughters. He'd been out on the radio. They've
been sending pictures of crocodiles. So here we are to
bury it. The initial video claiming that the change has
gone to They must have had what do you think
it was an imposter lilly or something. I'm getting the

(01:06:26):
green crocodile because that's yellow yellow? Are you serious? Yellow yellow?

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
I don't know when it comes to crocodiles, are like yellow.
We're all different.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
This is why we get along an interesting choice. Holy
how many two dollar mixes do you think? That is
like a hundred all of them? There's so manyas now
you know I've got soft teeth. You do. If I
do the front, when it will come out. But just
take it easy, take it easy. That's that's changed. Look,

(01:07:01):
that's New Zealand Exclusive. Put it to bed. Yeah, Dave,
you're off the hop and we apologize for spreading misinformation.
Oh my god, it's so easy misinformation when you just
talk about a TikTok that you saw for ten secons
it is. Don't trust a word we say, you know,
mainstream media fake news, can't be trusty. Don't trust is

(01:07:21):
as far as you can throw us. I hope that
takes the cloud off Dave, because Dave's just got his
doing Boddy on the road after eight years of working
on it. He's got a doom bugget rules. I don't
think you'll be taking this hand. So you're off the hop.
And these are the same as ever and delicious bag.

(01:07:42):
You should take some for your flight today.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
You can't bring food. Throw on that on that way, you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Can as long as it's not liquid and jowls.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
What something's gonna walk in with a handful of crocodiles. Well,
it's allow, it's insanity.

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
Some crying heads next year. I mean no, actually, don't
give them a whole lot of lola, probably on him.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Why would I want to feed them up on sugar?

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Exactly, it'll go worse.

Speaker 6 (01:08:08):
Worn and Haley in fact of the day, day day
day day, Yeah, do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do doo dooo doo.

Speaker 2 (01:08:26):
What you expect? The day theme has been celebrities that
went to school together. It's going to hit you with
the list. Okay, now, Cameron Dias went to school with
Snoop Dogg. That's pretty well known. Wown't I didn't know it?
I mean maybe I knew that, but I forgot. That's cool.
They went to a long beach school in California together.
He was one year older than Cameron Diaz. Feel like
they didn't hang out. Something Something tells me they didn't

(01:08:47):
hang out. They used to hang out with the actresses.
He used to hang out with the actresses, cheerleader friends. Okay,
my do player. Justin Trudeau, Canadian Prime Minister. Yes, I
went to school with Matthew Perry Chandler from I knew
that one. I knew that one because when Matthew Perry died,
I think they talked about it. Yeah, Matthew Pierry. His
mother Canadian. Yeah, she's Canadian. His dad wasn't. She worked

(01:09:11):
as a secretary for the right Canadian Premise's father, who
was also the Premister of can I. Adam Levine from
Maroon five went to school with Jonah Hill. Oh god, yeah,
so Jonah. It was even the officiated Adam Levine's wedding
ceremony in Mexico. So they were friends. Okay, Wow, this

(01:09:32):
is a this is a big one. Robert Downey Junior
went to school. Was Sean Penn and Charlie Sheen and
Emilio Esteviz Charlie she brothers, and they went to Santa
Monica High School at the same time. Yeah, same time.
The older Sean Penn looks like he's lived eighteen years,
eighteen lives a couple, He's had a couple of darts.

(01:09:54):
Val Kilma went to school with Kevin Spacey.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
Oh okay, okay, don't talk about how and La it's
not not talking about her.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
You know Tom Heddleston, Yeah, Eddie Redmain and Prince William
all went to eating at the same time. Do you
I to speaking of Tom Hidleson they've announced the cast
for the Night Manager to SA you like it? I

(01:10:24):
think you'd like it. Don't presume to know me And Okay,
I'm not going to recommend your TV shows Againeth Paltrow,
Jack Black, Live Tyler, and Kate Hudson all went to
school together.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Wow, I knew some of those. I didn't know Live
because she's British. Live Love Tyler was British Living.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
And Stephen Tyler's daughter. Why she's not British? Doesn't she British?
Isn't she?

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Why am I not thinking? Why am I thinking that
she has a British accent? I think I'm thinking of
her in a lot of the rings.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Yeah, Alvin Posh sort of even then overly British, just
very soft. Yeah. And I finally Lenny Kravitz slash from
Guns and Roses and Lollies in your Mouth. Lenny Kravitz
a slash from Guns and Roses and Nicolas Cagel went
to all same year, same year at school. Slash and

(01:11:18):
Nick Kine they all brought up in Beverly Hills and
that was the public. Let's not forget Prime Minister and
Vaughn Smith went to school together.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
And broadcasting superstar Worn Smith went to get school together,
primary school together, college intermediate in college, not primary school.
Cool kids.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Did you kiss? No, it was never even on the cards.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
It's crazy that you wouldn't kiss.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
It's never even not for one second on the cards photos.
Vaughan he was a little kidd, a little kid, hit,
a rascal. He had Caden energy. He did have big
twenty years later, I may I reckon I might have
been Catera Cayden Smith. Yeah, cheeky little cane the smiff.
So today expected celebrities. Apparently we're just to.

Speaker 6 (01:12:06):
The day day day day day.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Do do do Do Do Do Do Doo doo.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Today is our last show. We're going to two and
a half week break. But while we're away the Christmas
the Midwinter Christmas Cocktail Special will be podcasting in our absence.
Recorded previously, Yeah, so download that while we're away. Do
you like my bonnet? Do you like my bonnet? This
is your sleeping bones.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
I've mentioned it on here before that I don't like
silk pillow cases. I think they look tacky. So I
got a silk sleeping bonnet.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Oh yeah, it doesn't look stupid. And I think that
looks way better. It doesn't look stupid at it. That's
what this is. Aaron goes to sleep next her with
us on the top.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
Is that terrible?

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
It was atrocious?

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Yeah, it was awful, but it protects the hair from
the rough grip of a linen suitcase, suitcase, slipcase. Anyway,
there is a chick, a chick, a chicky babe who
lives in a apartment style building in America, and she
wanted to know if I'd love to have an apartment crush,
like someone hot living in your building? Have you ever

(01:13:16):
had that with someone hot?

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Where do you live? What floor? You know what I mean?
Not in my building.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
It's a bit of a fantasy of mine. Yes, And
she had a crush on someone who lived in a building,
but she was like, I'm not sure if he's got
a girlfriend or not. So the unhinged way that she
tried to get his attention and checked to see if
he had a girlfriend or not was in the middle
of the night, get up, get her hair dryer, blasted
at the smoke alarms and set off the whole entire

(01:13:43):
building's smoke alarms so that there was an evacuation to
see if he came out with a woman.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Yeah, but he could be in one of those early
term relationships where they don't stay over all the time
and he leaves the apartment solo or just with flat mates. Yeah,
and then also could belave with a female flatmate and
and then she's like, oh no, and then she misses
the opportunity. Yeah, that's terrible. That is the drinking and

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that TikTok. They were drinking right like they were It
was like two o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
They had a couple of drinks and they were like,
I got an idea.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna put this up and we're going to
see it. Because now, up to a couple of years ago,
you got charged per fire engine that turned up at
your call out at your alarm. But I think that's
included in the levy now. Yeah, so that doesn't really, Yeah, really,
it doesn't happen. I don't I don't believe.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
So many people in the comments on this, because she
shared it on TikTok, so many people are like, I'm
here for this, like update, please did he come out
because we don't know did he come out with a
woman or there's no update, which is terrible so good,
but we want to know from you, our loyal and
loving listeners, what is the wildest way that you've got
your CRUSH's attention, because the heart does crazy things to

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the mind. Yeah, you know, and maybe you've just gone
you've absolutely become unhinged to get someone's attention like this woman.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
Who's I mean, that's beating an entire building just because
you want to see if a guy comes out with
a girl.

Speaker 3 (01:15:12):
So many good women in the chats are just like,
proud of you, genius, genius.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
I wouldn't be saying that if they were the ones
woken up at two o'clock to evacuate.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Yeah, but maybe you did something like maybe you pretending
you cold run a.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Motorcyc Hinged is what it is. It is the fire
engines come. That means they there's gonna be one less
fire engine to go to an actual emergency. Yeah, well
you're sensible and this is unhinged, more exciting way to
live life, probably at the extreme end. But what have
you done to get a CRUSH's attention. You can call
a light hundred and dance at M text through a

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nine to six nine sick How.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Did you get your CRUSH's attention? Play play unhinged listeners
is the word of the moment. Yep, how we're getting
the attention of our crushes.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Up some messages, then accidentally posted a nude to my
snap story, going, oh what accidentally? On purpose? You know
everyone's going to see that. Everyone's going to see it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
But it's a good nude and you know that they
are going to see it.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Is it worth it? Sort of targeted advertising?

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Twenty sixteen Hayley should have done it? Should have done
it more.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
In sixth form, I walked to school just to walk
past the girl's house that I liked. It was an
hour and a half war my god to mail the
ten minute chance of a walk past it worked. We
were together for three years. Oh that's cute, that's good It.
I got him drunk is a pretty common one, right,
there's I got him drunk and now he's my husband

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of eight years. Said I'm a key. We so obviously
I just I just got drunk and shagged him. Anyone
that says they did anything different is lying and needs
to hand in their citizenship immediately. Rachel I threw a
book at mine in high school worked out perfect through a.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
Book that's child like school ground behavior, you know, and
the kid would be mean to you because he liked you.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Yeah. I gave my lawn mower man an appreciation text
for Valentine's Day, Jim, Jim. Jim's from Jim, and surely
Jim's got a wife. Not only did hentinue to mow
my lawn, but as services were used elsewhere as well.
If you know what I mean lawn. Yeah, he touched
the boom all sprayed for a bit of pastellum. Yeah,

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I know what you mean. That was more just lawn.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
I used my car to crash lightly into my crush.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
What okay, slightly that takes the cake slightly.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
Just crash lightly into my crush. Outside the supermuggle, we
exchanged insurance details and she she ended up getting frustrated
me as I prolonged the situation. She obviously just wants
to climber assurance and it's Madman's crushing. I never got
a date, but I've got a photo of her license. Okay, then,
now that's creep Okay, that went from yeah, yeah, sorry

(01:18:08):
we read that out. Actually sorry, I signed up to
the German. Pretend that I didn't know what I was doing.

Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
Helpless stress, help me, I'm still weak. And then you
got to like did lift a hundred or something like,
Oh my god, I'm so struck. But then then he's
like pushing his finger in your back. Oh, you're just
p always give you a line.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
Oh where am I supposed to be feeling it? In
the glutes? Whereabouts?

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
And the glutes am I supposed to be feel feeling this?

Speaker 2 (01:18:33):
We've now been together thirteen years in Maritiva, love these stories.
Paid thirty thousand dollars for a gastric bypass, lost a
ton of weight, and then he reached out this is
the crush. Oh okay, safe to say that was the
indication that it was a very safe to say that
was the indication I have learned that it was as
shallow as I thought. Yeah, but now I have a
great body, so there has been an upside.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
You always had a great body, you always you always
have a different body. Yeah, all bodies of beach bodies.
Just take them to the beach, take them to the beach. Yeah, definitely,
put on sunscreen. Now, sunscreen is non negotiable, regardless of size. Yeah,
everybody is a beach body. You take on the beach
and put it in some blow.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
You've been severely sunburn a couple of times late. There
that feels a little rich.

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Yeah, I'll get it one day in the form of
a melanoma.

Speaker 2 (01:19:20):
That's our show today, into the show. We're ram into
the show. That's our show today. In our absence. Every
day there will be a podcast uploaded our midwinter Christmas
cocktail special, so he can download those and.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
Can we also extend a great congratulations to the person
that eventually wins five on time.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
Yes, disappointed it didn't go this morning. It could, it
could hold out last last time, it took us six weeks. Guys,
Georgia has your next chance at midday twenty three thousand
and five hundred is the jackpot. Me and my air
fry will see you guys on Instagram when I make
pork nuggets to a holiday and lovely warm spot. I'm

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gonna be in cold, wet augled making pork nuggets.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
And my air fier.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
I don't want to see them. I don't want to.
I don't want to see you and I get my boyfriend.
I'm nagging your fiance while you're gone. Another one in
the bag. It's a Basanci bag as well. If you
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