Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 16th July 2024

Cheap as Chips?  

Top 6: Reasons King Charles isn't coming over  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The Fleehbawn and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show Flanchfawn and Haley.
It's two minutes past six. Twenty five thousand dollars up
for grabs at eight o'clock this morning.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Five long time, No people want it? Man? How long
has it been? Is this sixth week? I don't know?

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Fixt week must be well, you chance to win the
cash if you say time at exactly five points zero
zero seconds eight o'clock this morning. The top six on
the way are King Charles announcing he's not coming.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
And he's not coming to New Zealand when he comes
down Under because he was it was a possibility pre
cancer diagnosis, right, So now he's just going to Australia instead.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
But we're so close, I know, we're just the next
town along. What does he fly? I don't know. Don't
they just fly commercial? But they go like business or
first class or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
When you come on a flight, you know, you walk
past the business class and it's and you're like, hello,
King be weird?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Sure he goes something that.

Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yeasure the Air Force? Yeah, Yeah, the King does not
travel on scheduled flights, but other members of the royal
family do so whenever possible.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Members of the royal family are normally thrown.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
On private charters are the large fixed wing aircraft, small
foxs wing aircraft, all helicopters, depending on the difference of
the science.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Rights has come all the way down south, he would
be on a large private private jet.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, well the top six soon the top six reasons
King Charles is not coming to New Zealand fair enough.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, probably because we're all Mingers. Oh yeah. Next on
the show.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
All Mingers, there is a saying that people are demanding
be retired, retired, be retired because no longer true, but
we could brainstorm it.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
So what some new idea? Okay, play and Haley. Now
there's a check.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'm gonna called Chicky Babe in Sydney who is demanding
that we retire the phrase cheapest chips because cheap which
chips this.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Is saying about? Is it about hot chips from well,
she's referring to fish and chips. Yeah, but we're I'm
gonna ask Vorn for a Google of the origin story.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I was already honest, I knew you were. You know,
may I love my etymology.

Speaker 6 (02:35):
You do.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Beans similar to chips, French fries. French fries. Yeah, hot chips. Yeah,
so cheapest chips.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
So she went to a fish and chippee and it
was ten dollars for a scoop of chaps, and she
was like, now it sounds to me.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
She went to one of those chipperrees. You know if
you put arie at the end of a fish and
yeh's charge more. Yeah, fish and chippery, because ten dollars.
You wouldn't pay ten dollars for scoopa chips here.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
No, six, that's I know.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I haven't been to a fish and chip shop and forever,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
You want a middle to middle for I'm sorry, Greek god.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'm just saying like, I wouldn't know how much an
average scoop.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
I feel like six the one where we go, I
think we got to the same one. We Yeah, fisheries, fisheries, Yeah,
we yep, that's mostly the one fiship Okay, So this
is so there's a three From twenty twenty two, stats
in said said the average price of a piece of
fish and chips was six thirty eight.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
That no, what the fish and check you'd be lucky
no fish and five years ago, and then in June.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
It was eight sixty one and we're not talking schnapper,
and then weymous fish of the day.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, well she was, yeah, cheapest chips, it's nothing's cheap.
Then I was like, well we should brainstorm cheap as chips.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
But what's cheap these days? That's what the're saying is cheaper?
Is nothing anymore? Cheaper here?

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Cheapest dust, cheapers bloody, there's literally like there's nothing At
the moment you're like, oh man, this seems Auchini's are cheap.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Yeah, nothing's yeah, what's cheap?

Speaker 6 (04:16):
Well?

Speaker 1 (04:17):
What about just chips, like you know, like eating chips
BEG Snaker changes will sit your bare Yeah, if they're
not on special, you're full of your bag.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Chips not on special by the way.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Sometimes I'll go for a good chip.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Sometimes the ones that are on sale are the ones
that are like, you know, some home brand kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, but if I'm going to have a chip, I'm
gonna probably go.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
For a big Snacker Chan Snacker changey or a Murphy's
thick cut. Yeah, And there are always what's cheap anymore?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
What is cheap nothing? Mate?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Cheapest sprat, I'm not cheap ship, that's a lie.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
You're very expensive to keep.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah, nothing cheap cheap. Did you see someone I saw yesterday?
Was it a Woolworth's order maybe? And they had, you know,
some supermacer brand overseas and they found an order. You know,
in your history, you see your order and you can
go order again. And they found one from two years
ago and it was like one hundred and ninety dollars

(05:18):
or something for their month of food. They ate quite
simply month of food. And they were like, let's see
what it is. And they just had order again and
it was two years and it was four hundred and
something dollars what it was. It was like unbelievable. He
was like, oh my gosh, that's insane. Over double sorry
to kick the shaft on such a depressing facing, hard

(05:40):
ed And.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Okay, cheap is nothing. Cheaper's ear cheap is here?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
I mean even the ear is getting expense and the
ear is getting poor and it's getting hs gone down.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I don't know if we can say that either Okay,
cheap is nothing. Cheap is nothing? Yeah, oh look at that.
That's a bargain cheap is nothing, doesn't it doesn't quite.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
Ring ms Fleschbourne and Haley The Killer's songs m That
song one of the first songs I ever wrote, twenty
one years old from the album Hot Fuzz, which is
now twenty twenty years old that album, and the Killer
is just now receiving two Guinness World Records for that song.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
What are they so now?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
This is you know in the UK that's like the
unofficial UK anthem. Yeah, they absolutely love I mean we
love it here in New Zealand, but in the UK
they lap the song up.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
I look in the charts forever right and what's still
in the chart?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
So they have the now the Guinness World Records Certificate
for Mister Brightside for achieving the longest stay on the
UK Singles Chart by a group as well as the
most cumulative weeks in the Singles chart for one song.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
So if it's still in there, why are they giving
them the award Because I'll just have to give it
to them again when they beat it again.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Well I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
So the song sits at four hundred and sixteen weeks,
which is nearly eight years.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
That is mad when you think of the UK being
like Queen and Rolling Stones, you know what I mean,
And they've just kind of come out and been like,
nah us, Yeah, it's such a good song. How hard
would it be to write one of your first songs
and it be that one and then you're just.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Trying to write songs.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Yeah, be like what about missus dark Side? It's like
and they're like, no, we can't do that. Well, good
for that, but anytime that song comes on, I'm delighted.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
It's a great song.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
And when they did their shows in New Zealand before
the last lot of shows, they actually started with mister
Brightside and the lights get out of the way to
get it out of the way.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Do you remember that?

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Because I'd heard that that was going to happen and
I was like, we cannot be late.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
And it was weird because everyone was like, oh, what
this is the first set again? Do it again?

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Did you say see that while the Euros were on,
they paused the concert they were in concept, they paused
their concert for England to score, and then the moment
I don't think this was yesterday's game.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
It was a different one like last week.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
And then when England scored, they went and they started
playing mister Bryce Sion and the crowd went crazy.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
They're also about to do a residency in Vegas at
the Coliseum, So if you're through.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Vegas later in the year.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Their anniversary for Hot Fires, that album I've never seen
twenty years old, amazing.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
I have I Did they do a big day out? No? No,
maybe back in the day they might have. No, I
don't think they did it. I think I'm thinking of.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Mus incredible whyeving to the Daily Mails Spotify's highest earning
songs mapped globally as the article yeah I miss the
bright Side as the UK's biggest earner on Spotify, with
the Killers raking in more than one million pounds and royalties,
which in the scheme of things.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Is like, oh they did go to Big Down two
thousand and seven years I've said, yeah, I was at
that one.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Wow. Cool. Do you think that's overall? One million pounds
and royalties?

Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's like nothing a over twenty years, over twenty years,
like for royalties, that is nothing.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
There's nothing. Gosh.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
So unless you like Taylor's worth or you know a
big artist, you're not making any money.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Who Spotify? Are you?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
All the artists talk about it now and how much
they've made, didn't Snoop Dogg like share a check or
something that he got for Like drop it?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
What is it? Drop it like it's like pop it
like it's hot, drop it like it's it was like nothing. Yeah,
like that's one of the biggest songs ever. Top six
is next.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Play it from the Panoramic z M Think tank.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
This is the Top six.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Hello there, King Charles seventy five. They said he won't
be returning to New Zealand some more tick? What excuse
mess Australia tick?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
It'll be in October.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Do you think he wants to get that Instagram phono
by the whole the sewer trench.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeah, we've got lots of great photo opportunities for a king.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
It's great. Why torm More caves.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I can't se see Camlal wanting he could jump off
the skytower.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I can't see it. They sort of guide you down jump.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I know he's not coming, and I've got the six
reasons why he's not coming wilder than the official reason.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
What's the official reason? Oh yeah, what is the official reason?
Can see you're so close? How you getting too some more?
You might as well fly from New Zealand. Yeah the
official right.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
That sounds bloody rich from hert Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, understood, sorry to hear it. Reasons coming
to New Zealand. Number sex on the list. We made
too many sausage finger jokes.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
We did. We made more sausage.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Finger jokes than any other member of the Commonwealth. We
made certainly on this show made many jokes about his
sausage fingers. I can't see them now though I look
at his fingers.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
I might Number five on the list of the top
sex reasons. King Charles isn't coming and he's going We
eat too many sausages and he's worried about his fingers
being eaten.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
So what you've done there is you've actually added to
the to the number sex another joke about his sausage fingers.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
We must cut it out, okay.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Number four on the last of the top sex reasons.
King Charles isn't coming Smith and Coe's is shutting down.
Oh yeah, and he simply won't bring himself to shop
at Farmers snobby?

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Is that snobby? That's about snobby for a red belt special? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Hell yeah, man, yeah, you got a farmer's card, I say,
I always say No, but my wife does, and then
a number and I will say her phone number, which
I won't repeat.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Now, can you start saying my phone number so I
can have the purple? No? No, I thought you mean
just start saying it now. I don't know yours off
my heart. No.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
No.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
When they ask for your Farmer's club cover, do me
a favor. I don't want to help us around.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
There's nothing, nothing in it for you.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Me looking great when I get a twenty dollar voucher
and I buy a nice new top. Nope, you're not
getting it.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Main rewards points number three on the list of the
top sex reasons. King Charles isn't visiting New Zealand does
roadworks on state?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
How I won it? Tucking the n So many road cones?
Got it slow down? There you were away?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
But have you said that there's an official investigation into
New Zealand roadworks over use of cones. We've got too
many cones, too many cones because apparently it equates to
this like massive budget.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Oh they're so expensive, so that if they have.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
To hire them, they have to hire them at a
per cone per day price.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
And then they just sit out there for all this time. Yeah,
it's a fortune.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
God, and kids are stealing them, using them for their
ash trays at parties. Ashtrays that sea is very anecdotal. Yeah,
that's not a good are You used to hang at
this house? And I don't know what they had on
the bottom, but you just tap into the hole at
the top. God, what was under there? They must have
cut it.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I guess maybe they.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Put a plate on the bottom. Maybe dropping this yuck
sounds sounds like something like a fire. Has number two
on the list of the top sex reasons. King Charles
isn't coming to New Zealand. Are the All Black spit
England twice and he's packing sad? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
And number one on the last of the top sex
reasons King Charles is coming to New Zealand. He always
carries heaps a fruit andess carry on and he doesn't
want to get stung.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, you get a four hundred four.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Hundred dollars per perfruit. I've always But then what if
you had a thing of grapes? Is it four hundred
dollars per grape or per thing that the grapes are
attached to, bunch per bunch.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
I just think it's I think it's the discretion. Maybe, yeah,
if they want to go. I think I've got a
shitt attitude. It be per grape.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, I don't think if you're really sorry, it would
just be flat four all the grapes.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Right. That's today's top sex.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
Play.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Play had a little jewet?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't know if we do that, send a little jewet?
Do you know who's mad? I want to do karaoke?

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Do you know who's mad that I did that? People
recording it on the tape.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Machine, they were already mad because Fletch is talking over
the end of the song. Oh god, we really stuffed
it up.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
Now.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Do you know what I actually had this?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
I've got an article in front of me, and I
had this discussion with my very own myrtle, my mother
while I was overseas in Italy.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Is that the first one for the day? That's one.
That's one. That's one.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
I can't remember what it was. I think we were
talking about because my parents have a project over there.
They're renovating this place, and one was talking about you
know what she's doing with it? And I was like,
this is great, I said, oh no, do you know
what it was? Is me and my mom and I
bought bracelets. I left it in the airport and niece
by the way, but we bought bracelets, and then I
said something about her bracelets that I wanted them, and

(14:55):
she said, no, you can't have them. I said, well, fine,
I'll wait till I rip them off your cold dead hand.
Here we started talking about inheritance and my mum said,
I hope you're not expecting anything.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
I'm going to spend it all. And I said, good,
that's what I want.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
I don't want them to leave behind dead parent money,
so that's fine, lively life. I have a little bit
of dead parent money, but I don't want them going without. No,
I want them thinking they have to. It's a thing
at the moment. I think at the it's set.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
They're calling it SKI, which is spending kids inheritance. Yeah, ski.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
And it's boomers in particular that are sharing that. They're
taking this attitude that my mum's here, which is like,
I'm not leaving you anything. I worked hard so that
i can live my life and have fun, and I'm
not leaving you a buddy dollar.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
I bought a house for three dollars nine in nineteen
seventy nine and then I'll tell you how hard twenty
percent interest rates were when I owed five dollars.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
But more and more people are doing it, and they're
saying that it's they should be instilling in their children
and the idea that they've got to work for what
they get.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Do you know reason I found out how much my
father in law gets for super. How am I she's
here one thousand dollars a fortnight. Oh it's not he's
living by himself.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Let's cut that off, because my is that different? Super?

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Different to what's the thing you get at sixty five? Yeah,
the old person's been because my mum's sixty five next year.
And we were talking about this and I said, how
much do you get? You said, it's like three hundred
a week, but not so six hundred a fortnight. But
she's also got a she's still with your dad.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Yeah, but you don't get it. If you go overseas.
You can be overseas for so.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Long, so that's they will still be under. That's still
under any other beneficiary overseas, they'll cut the benefit. So
I'm saying if the.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Super I'm on a real rampage against the beneficiaries in
my life at the moment, my mother, my father, my
father in law.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
My mother in law, and my mother in law only
because you know that when we get to sixed, it's
not going to get any money.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Tested, but you may test it. It will be. It's
wild that it's not now anywhere, it's not going to be.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
It's also like, yeah, I agree with you, like and
spend all their money.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
It's their like, oh, you know, one of the spending
at all thousand dollars a fortnight from the government.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Maybe they could put that in a little savings account,
do you know what I mean? Like, you spend what
you earned from your hard life last year. So as
soon as they started getting super I just went into
an account and they never touched it.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
I mean I benefited. I've got a beautiful holiday.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
It doesn't need a light didn't get a lightsaber last
time because I had to buy my own.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Lineaber always crossed his arms is upset. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
I like this and more and more people are sharing
online and you know that these boomers, but boomer my
parents are boomer too, so slightly young seventy plus and
then boomer two is sixty plus, right, okay, and sixties
but they're they're sharing online being like I'm out here.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
They're on cruise ships, they're shopping.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
They're going out for dinner, they're buying things and they're like,
I'm skiing, man, i am spending kids and here its benefits.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah, and about beneficiaries, I'm just like, you're right, old
people are the problem. Now I'm gonna go upstairs to
Hosking and we're gonna have some beneficiary bashing. Now we're
gonna be bashing two different types of beneficiaries because I'm
bashing old people.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, you're definitely don't align with a fortnight that's crazy.
But you know, lucky them. It is tempting though. When
they die, just put them in a big freezer and
just keep that. That's what I'm thinking, or don't let
them know you there own stories. Overseas people do benefisheries.

(18:29):
They do they like, yeah, an old person about your parents.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
And it also oversees the situations where they don't have
the government like super but if they work for a company,
they get like a pension. Yes, and as long as
they're alive, and they'll die, they'll die. And it's someone
whoill just keeps a little just Keith and the freezer
tell them.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Yeah, keep that pension a coming. Yeah, he's one hundred
and eleven this year. He's been dead for thirty years,
but he's just in the free sat All.

Speaker 7 (19:01):
Haley.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
So yesterday we learned that the producer Shannon had gone
on a cruise that was destined for Australia and then
she got out early in New Zealand and technically it's
not supposed to be in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
She's in Australia.

Speaker 8 (19:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
And then was it ir D believed that you had.

Speaker 4 (19:18):
Been in Australia for the last seven months, Yes, and
that you owed a bunch of money on your student
line because you've been living in Australia.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah. So I sorted it out with them.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
Came in here, Lardie Dark that's about history, yeah, story
ha ha ha.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
And then Fletch Seed. Yeah, this is a bigger issue.

Speaker 6 (19:35):
You need to take it up with who did you say,
the Department of Internal Affairs passport from exactly, so that
the next time you travel there's not a kerfuffle. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
So I gave them a ring listen to some lovely
hold music. What did you hear it? So they've gone
to an instrumental.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Now sounds like they're saving money. The pan flute covers, yeah,
very when you get a mess, it's.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Like pan flute covers. Last time I had a.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Massage, it was pan flute covers of all and it
was lovely and I was I know this song, but
it's different.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
I'm some pan fluted down flu.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Covers of adel. It will be some good I'll tell
you what. There's some good one. Hang on before Shelling
continues the story. We should have an underbeed of being
on hold. You know, does this feel for me? It's
amo based you wait, let Leo Rojas. Leo needs to

(20:43):
get Oh my god, someone come and rubbed my shoulders. Now,
now you're going to pay five fellows extra for the oil.
I'll pay five for the oil and the always for
the oil. That's always. Don't I don't have a dry
rub a dry rub people that they have a dry
rub and save four dollars down suffer through it for

(21:05):
the hour.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, okay, So you're on hold to the Department of
Internal Affairs.

Speaker 6 (21:09):
And I was watching Love Island at the same time,
so I was kind of like one ear in Love Island,
one ear with this and then every time I got
off hold, I had to pause Love Island real quick
in case they heard like I've been mugging you off
and I was like, sorry, government. So I finally get like,
I hear the you know how they give you like
press one if you need this, Press three if you
need this. None of them applied.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Oh yeah, sorry, two was something like that, and.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Really there's a phone. Mean you go from one to three.
I just pressed too to see what happened.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Press one for general inquiries press.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
The reason I talk about three is because none of
them applied to me. And then I was like, I'll
just wait and hold because then they'll just put me three.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Continue to hold.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Where you're on hold, and they were going to phone
me and you and they're like press one for an efforts.
If you think one's the best option, you put up
one finger when you're on the phone, and then if
you and you'll be like, so you don't forget, and
then turns up for me. Actually three is more. Then
I put up three fingers or do you get impatient?
And thing number one is me and.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I don't want to listen to the other I wait
to hear them because they might be a really specific yeah, okay,
and then I put it that amount of fingers so
when it gets to the end, I can be like, remember,
keep the fingers, push the button.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
Well none of them applied to my weird situation, so
I just kept waiting and then it said you need
to pick a number or we'll hang up.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
So I just clicked three. I didn't know what it was,
but I was like, I just need to speak to someone.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
So I wait again, and then I speak to this
lady and I explain it all like in one breath.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I just kind of give her the sy an illegal immigrant. Yeah,
now I think I'm in Australia.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
I went with a magician and put me back out
of the country.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
And then I said, I don't know why.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
I was like, I'm twenty five and I just feel
like I'm being young and dumb. I don't know why
I said it. And then she stopped me. She's like,
stop you, You're not young and dumb. It's okay to
ask christ that's nice.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
And then she's writing on you. She's on your fare
She's like young yeah, lum magician boy cruises cruises at
age twenty five? Who was this woman?

Speaker 8 (23:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
So basically Department of Internal Affairs.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
All they confirmed was that I had a valid passport,
So that was forty minutes wasted.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
You like, I can see it's yeah true, So then
give us a bit of that. That's really missing it
because you're not seeing leo wow.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Whereas in the visual accompaniment of a very pacional, legitimate
bamboo or is that fake to look like bamboo?

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Bamboo? Okay?

Speaker 6 (23:49):
So yeah, Planet Helen, she recommended I called the Immigration department.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
That's actually a better Yeah, that's what you should have
been called.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
So actually, so what we're saying here is I wait, wait,
she has actually wasted your time.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
So then I call immigration, same situation. None of the
buttons applied.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
I was on hold A lot is a button for
I got a cruise ship early with a magician. I
got a cruise seven, happened to get off a cruise
ship early with a magician.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
That's why I wait for the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
That's me. At that point, I've run out of love Island.
I'm just stressed. I get put through to this lovely lady.
I give her the spiel and she's like, hmm, I've
not heard of this before, and I was like, yeah,
I didn't think you would have. She said, I've never
spoken to someone who is a Kiwi who's calling to
the immigration line. She's like, you're not immigrating, but I've
been told that i'm And I was like, well, I've

(24:42):
just spoken to the Department of Internal Fears blah blah,
and she's like, we can't help you because you don't
have a visa, because you don't need a visa because
you're here. She's like, all I can see is that
legally you're still in Melbourne and I can't help you.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
You're in Melbourne. I'm tell said you need to.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
Talk to Customs because I need I was like, well,
this is a bit stressy, and she said, you know.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
What she told me. Sorry, I was trying to find
another LEO, so I said the twenty five young and
Dumb line again and she consoled me.

Speaker 6 (25:17):
She said, I'm sixty and I wouldn't know what's beautiful.
So she suggested I email Customs scan of my passport,
scan and my ID and a letter.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Saying I'm a magician's girlfriend and I'm stuck in melow
was cruisier. The magician send all my pace lips and
send all that to the custom send all of that
straight away.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
I thought, that's what makes me nervous, and so I
called my boyfriend, who at this point has no idea
of been down this rabbit hole.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Sometimes it's just too hard to explain it.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
And he's like, calm down, He's like, i've left the
country since it'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Stop. So I think I'm just gonna advice. That's terrible
stuffed up there.

Speaker 4 (26:01):
It's terrible advice. They still have actually said to you.
They think you're in Melbourne. Yeah, so you need to
get hold of cars. I don't send them or your crap. Initially,
send them an initial email.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Saying here's the issue and here's who I've spoken to,
and then if they need more info they can follow you.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
I've got an email. I'm sending it to the group chair.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Or just call them today, Yes you're today. Get another episode.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Okay, Low Island will come out.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Because one thing Love Island does, it gives us plenty
of the episodes. Yeah, okay to call and into the
room chair. God, and that's terrible advice from the magician. Yeah, actually,
terrible advice. It does great magic. Terrible advice.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Updates tomorrow. Play Fletch Vorn and Haley Haley, silly little pool.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly, silly little.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
How do you prefer to be asked out?

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Is?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Today? Is still a little pole? This is the singletons
I guess in life, in real life, in real life.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
Yeah, it's because I like cute and fling and stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, do you want to go around with me? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Eight of people said in person, Yeah, by are rawl,
But that's still a heck.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Of a lot of people that don't want to look
someone in the eye.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
I know, say you go out, But what if this
is how you prefer to be asked out? So what
if you're tending towards saying no? Online is so much
easier to say no than in that person?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Yes, yes, yes, yeah, I asked Aaron out via text.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
That was the first would have cost twenty cents. Twenty cents, yeah, yeah,
tender the text tuesdays.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, I think I did mobile. I know a free
text weekend. Yeah, I can't remember the details of it.
I think it was twenty cents, but again I remember
being asked out fast to face. It's real, it's real fun.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
She's got the She's got the part of affair on
the boys some feedback, Dan says, in person, please but.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Excuse me, just extantly knocked myself out of there. You're
right in person.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Please but if any of the team want to slip
into my d MS, go ahead, or Riley's dad from
inside Out?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Please can we have a huge sea puppy for that puppy? Okay?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
So Riley is the protagonist of inside Out. It's a
cartoon cartoons to have a mustache, because I haven't seen
the secret and you he.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
Looks like John Krasinski before he John Krasinski himself.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, yeah, okay, mustache. They aren't doing mustache. Yeah, kind of,
said Dan. Well done, Christy said one. Because I need
time to process rather than put on the spot in person. Yeah,
that's a good call.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Yeah, as you say, it's easier if you to think, stop, pause,
think about it, and then say no.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Stop pause, engage, collapse the scrum, reset, one more chance,
collapse it again. That's a penalty to England. That's right,
that's right, Tara says, anyway, would be nice. I ain't
getting any younger wearing.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
My ask.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Well, if anyone wants to ask, She's not a manga either.
I'm just I just leaned into the air on a screen.
I only get a screen cap. I don't get to
I don't get access to the Instagram profiles. And this
is probably a great example of why she's not a minga.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Okay, I'm just gonna I'll be the second judge with
a Tara is a manga?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Just holding for minga. Tara is not a manga. Okay,
there you go.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
Okay, must have a terrible personality, boring or something. Leannas
is online so you're not put on the spot. See
a lot of people, somebody you want to immediately go out.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
That's true, but the actual factor is fletch.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
Not everybody sleeps with everybody who asks wow wow, they
seemed pointed at me, didn't was it for the room?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Interesting?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I mean maybe we judge on our reactions to that
question rather than stuff. Joel says, me and the high
school friends made a pact in year ten that it
was too cowardly to ask a girl out over text
and had to be done in person. Proud to say
I've never broken that promise to the year ten lands. Yeah,
oh that's not not your mum. No, you've got to
ring them. If you're going to pull out of something,

(30:33):
you've got to ring them. But ye, if you don't
come to something, you dismissage.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Wow, when do I not come to something?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
One?

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I said, way easier to say no online than in person.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Yeah, same thing, Lucille the gen Z Lucy l two
or two Okay to taking a break from the Verdigo.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
I hope she's sitting down seal too, says the gen
z Urge.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Do not interact in person means online please. Also, it
gives me a chance to compose myself before very gen.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Z, y gen Z, very gen Z.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
So we returned to Shannon's Hacks because she needs five
stars max for Shannon's Hacks. She doesn't get a proper
jingle until she gets a five star hack.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
And we've been the show's been lettered with terrible hairs.
Should we say bitterly disappointed?

Speaker 3 (31:29):
I say it says disappointing as seeing on your social
media feed a five minutes Hacks video where someone just
fills something with concrete.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Concrete and they always ruined something to make something.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, really ruined something that could have been used for
something else.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yes, Yeah, so that's what you're starting from Shannon very
negative tone. Okay, but you're feeling really heavy in history.
You do have a hisstory. Yeah, you know, I'll acknowledge that.

Speaker 6 (31:57):
But today's a new day and I'm feeling good this one,
particularly for Haley and Vaughan.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
I thinkful ring true.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
Why not for me? Well, Haley, it's for people drowning
in debt, no for people who love brown noise.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Ah say, brown boys half of that.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
So basically we're all lovers of brown noise here. We
all play it to go to sleep, and there are
many negatives to listening to it on streaming services. It
messes with your Spotify rat you had don't go breaking
my heart play in the middle of the night one time, Haley.
It ruins your battery. It like trains it real quick. Yeah,
it's just too much, right, but you need brown.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Noise to sleep.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Well, if you go into your iPhone settings, I'm coming
search up background sounds that just search.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Right now. Where's the yakay inaccessibility?

Speaker 6 (33:03):
So in your phone and built there is brown noise,
white noise, ocean sounds, rain noises, and stream sounds.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Where are these? Yea to it? I found them? Sound
I've gone and visual back sounds wound. Wait, this is
which is brown noise? You need me dark noise? Do
you need me to come in the studio?

Speaker 4 (33:25):
And so not.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
Only the reason I love this is because it can
play just on your phone during the night, but what
you can also do is have it play while you're
on other apps. So while you watch Instagram reels, you
can have a bit of brown noise in the bat
just chill you out before bed. So it's.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
So it saves watching TikTok or Instagram and what there's
brown noise.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
This is playing brown that's tanned noise, dark noise. So
it's done brown noises like there's lots of different ones.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
And then you can change the ratio when you're on
techtok or whatever to how much brown noise, so it
doesn't have to be too overwhelmed.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
This is brown noise. That's brown, that's outside.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
I play it on my bedside, Alex, or I just
say Alex to play brown noise and it will play
it like an alixir.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah, I've just solved problem telling you to grow up,
grow up and get a bedside, Alex. That's great.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Now, I will say, Shannon, I did not know that
the iPhone had this function, Yes, that it had in
built noises.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
However, it's not a replacement for brown noise.

Speaker 6 (34:44):
But it saves your battery so you don't have to
charge your phone over night because you're not streaming.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Downloaded. I'm not streaming brown noise.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
It's all downloaded. The phone is still going to get hot.
iPhones love to get hot.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Still, the speaker cra course, this is in built.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
It means you're not going to get struck by random
Kiki d in the middle of the night.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Also, you shouldn't be on apps in bed hoping to
go to sleep and just like in the background, like
it's the brown noise that's going to do it.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
But in the meantime, I'm going to watch.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Hours of Reason up that brightness blue light in there,
brightness down, blueness down.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
I think this is good in tel for people that
don't want to use Spotify or whatever for their brown noise.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Two point nine out of five I'm giving it. I'm
giving it three three stars because I know out of
five two for you. But the brown noise is rubbish, terrible, terrible,
I will say. Since I brought this up in the office,
everyone's been doing it. Yeah, but listen to them. That's
where it's at.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
Yeah, that's beautiful brown noise. It's beautiful brown noise.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
You're you've gone sort of Italian brown. I'm talking. I
want Africa brown. Do you know what I mean? I
could hear voices, you know, free, I could hear voices
my brown noise the other night. What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (36:01):
It was like half asleep, you know that weird half
asleep state you get in when you're like really tired.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Yep. I could hear voices. And somebody had walked near
the broad nose microphone. It was just like it was
just this, you're a beautiful bo I was like whispering.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
It sounded like someone was whispering wife and she loves
wines and wine and the cover.

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Wardrobe. What were they saying to you? But it was
just like place down, burn it all down. Was she saying,
get me another bottle?

Speaker 6 (36:32):
Was that?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Fetch me another rosa? I god, I've spelt it on
the car, but he's gonna head the roof.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Play play.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
A lot of young travelers are sharing on TikTok what
they think is the number one travel destination at any
country you go to. They are calling it a broad
cultural experience, and that is to visit the supermarket in
every country you go to.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
I'm I mean, I do love doing this, but it's
not like my number one thing. I just find it interesting.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
I didn't go to any eye, went to one supermarket,
but I didn't really think about it, Like I wasn't like,
oh yeah, let's have a look around.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
I'm just like I wonder what kind of biscuits they have.
I like seeing the vodka in the supermarket. Supermarket, Yeah,
the spreads.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
You always like, oh yeah, you can just buy liquor
at the supermarket or don't have liquor stores. Have you
ever in America been into like any of the far
on every corner, the Warblins and the cvs and that.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, And it's like there's all the medicines and all
the vitimens and then there's all the two liter bottles
of booze with all the food and it's next level.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Well everyone's just because like especially you get to see
the like different fruits, the different sections of different prices.
If you're in like Asian countries, they're great. Like Japanese supermarkets,
you get all the cool snacks and sweets and stuff,
and people are just saying like this is the number one.
This is like stop posting your photos of your museums
and churches. Go to the skills market, go to the supermarket,

(38:03):
have a little look around vide of like, oh my god,
we just arrived in Spain.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Straight to the super for that.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
I mean, I've never Yeah, I like the UK supermarkets
because they're like cheap and fun and lots of are
like laid out really well. But I don't know that
I call the god laid out really nice.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
All the supermarkets laid out brilliantly.

Speaker 4 (38:25):
Laid doesn't quite have the color that you used to
contrast is out f I may sidebar.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
One of my local metro supermarkets has added has had
like a bit of a reno and they've now got
double trolley barriers.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
You know how you go through when you go in
and you get click click click. They've got double of those.
You like click click click click click click click, like
twice as long as the normal.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
They're like seriously like great way click click stop the
why do you need if I make sidebar?

Speaker 4 (39:00):
You may?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Did you see the footage in west Auckland of the
police officer the off duty police officer walking into the
supermarket and he comes across as someone walking out of
the supermarket with a full with a full basket, and
he just grabs a basket and pushes the go to
the way and carries the stolen groceries.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Bad. See that it's sexy.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
It's sexy as sexy in difference to I can't be
bothered with this paperwork and give us that.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
Yeah, yeah, it's so good. Oh okay, we'll show you
in the great sign bar o, great sign. Back to you,
to the sidebar, and back to me with the main story.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Well this, I mean, there's lots of sort of odd
things because I'm a bit predictable.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
I love going to the odd museum. I went to
a lot of churches when I was overseas. I love
going to a beach, and I like to see some
big tourist attractions. But then I'm good.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Those are like your tourist attractions and the beaches what
you expect when you know, I want to know what.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
Are the odd things that you have to see on
your holiday.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
I do love like using metros like train.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Yeah, but that's sort of part of that's the it's
odd enough for me I want to think, like the
supermarket you go, You've traveled all this way and you're
the highlight of your day is going to a supermarket
and being like, look at the size of the bookies.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
In a foreign country and a foreign message and saying
they always go to the supermarket on holidays, buy a
supermarket brand shopping bag and they bringing home for a
super servenir you've got You've got like a little Tescos
and sainsbury.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Could you imagine someone doing that and they go home
with like I don't know, like a wall with bag
or a New World bag.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Embarrassing walking around London some message and I have to
go to Ike wherever I go if there's an Ike.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
But why are you going? You're not gonna be able
to buy furniture? How are you gonna get that bag
if it's good enough?

Speaker 1 (40:42):
No, you can buy, Like there's a lot of little
stuff we just look that you can buy and even
is insane and people, but I mean it wins our Ike.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Okay, people are already doing it. Someone's about I love
this too. I love us to go to Meccas and
other countries.

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
When I first started traveling and I was like seventeen
years old. I think it was like Switzerland. Maybe they saw.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Booze at the McDonald donald's that soon got canceled. That
was all right, that injured. But you go and then
you're like, oh my god, what is this burger?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Was inspiring for me to go back? Over? Says we
should just take another break. We'll see you, so play
a song. Still can't afford to go over.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
We're hearing the odd things that you must do when
you travel because TikTokers, young TikTokers are saying you've got
to go to the local supermarkets. It's like it's a
cultural experience in any new country. It is definitely and
people are like, hell yeah, and we want to know
the odd places you have to go, Like have you
been to.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
A Walmart when you've been in America?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
It'yeah pretty nuts, Like literally they'll be odd guns of
guns and am I and then like kids toys.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
And the guns and I will give it to the
one we went to.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
It was in California. Solf might have had a bit
more liberal maybe, but they were all behind a they
were all behind really chick behind a little bit.

Speaker 6 (42:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeah, when I travel with my partner, Hen sis.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
We go and see all the old art the old
inset artillery pieces of that city had to defend itself
against NAIs like the Japanese. Yeah, like the little viewing things,
lots of those around that.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Like a lookout, they've got some all the old around.
There's one. Yeah, there's one out towards Mission Bay. I
don't think they would have done anything with they.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
I love that someone message, I'm not judging. We've got
a hard rock cafe in every single country. Oh yeah, okay,
it's always expensive.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
They're so expensive by a souvenir shop class.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
They said, we've got forty souvenir shot glasses from different
hard Neither My husband and I drink spirits though, So
they just sit there.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Shelly, what what is the thing that you have to
do when you travel the place you must visit?

Speaker 10 (42:49):
We like to have a workout all the.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
Bit of a.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
She's going to work on her physical health.

Speaker 10 (43:00):
It's interesting to see like some different layouts and stuff.
And one of the gyms. When we were in America,
we caught public transplanter in San Francisco to some dodgy
part and then we couldn't figure out how to get back,
so we ran partly for fitness, but partly because we
were fearing for our life.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
And did they have like different like workout machines or something?
Were you just like but we kind of went.

Speaker 10 (43:24):
To all the Gold gyms as well.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
They cool, cool, cool, like famous, aren't they? And they've
got big machines.

Speaker 10 (43:30):
Like they were also Venus Speech as well. That was
cooler just to see that the atmosphere and that.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
See I wouldn't find going to Venus Speech or Golds
to intimidating because they're big muscle gyms.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah, what were they? What kind of class of folks
or at the gyms? Are they hotties? There was a
mix of.

Speaker 10 (43:49):
Hotties and people just working out, I think just for
people watching them. So we kind of just did a
little bit of people watching us.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
Shelley, thank yous. And what must you visit when you're overseas?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Somewhere?

Speaker 8 (44:04):
I think somewhere really interesting to go is old cemeteries.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
You're morbid?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
You know, you are not the only person to message
or Texas in because so many people go to old cemeteries.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
What's the best country that you've been to?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
What's you know?

Speaker 2 (44:19):
The cemeteries in pressure?

Speaker 8 (44:21):
Well, probably either Ireland or under UK, because you go
and see these graves and they've got markers that say
fifty o two and things back now on them and
all the old.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Celtic sort of symbols.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
We went to it's very interesting to Glasgow and I
couldn't sleep because of the time difference, and I went
for a walk and came across like an old cemetery
and yeah, the oldest one I found was from twelve
ninety four.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
Wow, which is crazy. That's insane, isn't it.

Speaker 8 (44:50):
And in New Zealand we think if we see an
old one it might say.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, wow.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Season that messages in quite a few symmetries, people saying
they're just an interesting sort of like telling of time.

Speaker 8 (45:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Someone said in Slovenia they have bars at petro stations.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
It doesn't feel like a great miss falling over. Yeah,
that's actually that happened to me.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
And ly drive and there was literally the service station
had a fridge of beers and I was like, what,
how odd.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
For the passages. For the hope of sausages.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
If possible, I have to find a Christmas shop and
buy my mum a Christmas themed nickknack.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Oh, that's called like a little something for the tree.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah, what if it's like June, good luck to Yeah,
good luck, good bloody luck to you. Pharmacies always love
going to a pharmacy. The French have exquisite pharmacy.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
They Okay, I was actually just in France.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
The producers are actually keeping it telling you how many
times you say you've been overseas.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
In Japan, You've got to do a tour of the
vending machines and you've simply got to look. You can
just never project what it's going to be vending.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
You can also just eat from them, like you could
just have like a nice hot meal, yeah, and soups
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yeah. A lot of people going to hardware stores.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
It's odd, like I would love to go to I mean,
it's fun to go to a minor ten or a Bunnings.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Imagine how fun it would be. There's one in America.
The low's.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
So huge, right, you know, there's it's like anywhere there's
something's achieved, but some things aren't public.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Toilets.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Ten year old son checks out wrists rooms so dispenses
types of toilets hand dry as paper towels. Okay, all right,
it's an interesting hobby.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
I was gonna say, George Michael, but he's only ten.
He's only ten.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
No, George Michael has not text into the show that small.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Somebody said, I went to a parasymmetry. It was just
amazing riders, parts and celebrities everywhere.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Oscar Wilde's there, Jim Morrison from The Doors.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Yeah, needs reeks of weed at his grave because everyone
goes here and smokes a Doobey Doo. Yeah, they have
a little Dooby Doo show. Palms buried there Scooby do Yah.
Markets love that standard.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
I love a market. Nothing makes me happier than Haley
at a marker.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Somebody said, I love if you've got a hired car
driving through you google the roughest area of that city
that you're in, and then you drive through and just
be like, this is rough.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Door, like a bit of a lock the doors, Like
what are you? Is there a risk factor? There's a
bit of adrenaline. I mean I've done that accidentally taking
the wrong off road off rand in America.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
Am I.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
I got to train to the X Games with my
brother when we were in l A and we just
a minute just I feel like it's just wild. You've
never told us about the time that you went to.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
The ex You went to the X game.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
There was a band there and my brother liked them,
and my brothers that real big fish, like a punky
band or something. And then my mom I was sixteen,
my brother would be nineteen. My mum let us go
on a train to the X Games and we got
off at the wrong station and we were like in
the hood. I was like, so there was a bit scary.

(48:12):
I don't know that I'd be driving around poly and
my especially like, what do you wear it?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
My husband gurgles when we get to a new city
if anything's ever been filmed there, And then we have to.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Go and see that's cheap. That's a cheap day out. Yeah,
that's good.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
And you get your photos and then you get your
screenshots from the film or the TV show was in
and you put it up on Facebook and you're like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Just what's behind me? Try and guess the full house,
full house, full house house, Yes, full house. Pretty quickly,
you were It's super quick, plays flor and Haley.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Okay, there is an only fans creator. She is called
Bonnie Blue. She claims already this year she slept with
two hundred men. Okay, no judgment it from mate, get it.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Do you know what I mean? But it's more than
one a day. Yeah, is that right? It would be
because yeah, yeah, let's not break it down.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, Actually we could have some group stuff.
We could have some group stuff that yeah, insinuating and
I've just spouted out for the listener.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
We don't need to insinuate. Yeah, you know, let's spell
it out for me. Thank you too much.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
You're going to be the one sitting on the corner
of the bed finish first, so I assume I'll have
to do something to fill on the.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Rest of the time. You'll be there and be like,
no one's giving me any the kitchen a wife. That's
why they put that chair in the hotel. Yeah, yeah,
because I got a bad, bad back. You need a
good solid cheer but a good view. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Anyway, So Bonnie Blue, she also does only fans other
than also on top of sleeping with a lot of people,
she does only fans.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
And it's like one of the top creators in the UK.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Doesn't say how much she makes. It will be so
much not in this article I can I'll follow it okay,
follow on your fans. Report back, okay, report back.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
She has given her assessment on why men in particular
your boyfriend or your husband are subscribing to her and
giving her their money to enjoy her services. One of them,
no secret women moan a lot, she says, No secret
women moan a lot.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
Would you like to comment on this? And not moaning
in a hot way? Not if I want to sit
in that chair.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
What women don't understand is that all that moaning very
unattractive and making the men look elsewhere for fun and pleasure.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
She says she should have.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Been doing this because now the partner's going to know
is that why, and the guy's gonna have to be
like you listen to this.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
All they're nagging about pots not being done is resulting
in me I can't finish.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
The restissentence is the result of me being inundated with men.
She says also that women are terror in bed that
we've got in lazy, especially as we get older. We
become lazy and we think that a pillow princess performance
will keep our husbands happy, when in fat.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
That is not at all okay.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
In fact, women in general are terrible at sex. So
that and that's why she thinks that people are coming
to her. She says that we're just we're just all
we're doing nothing but moaning about the dishes and then
just laying there in the bedroom twenty.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Twenty four torts anything. It's that you got a oh, Allen,
do you know.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
What I was?

Speaker 2 (51:34):
The third night is in Italy? That's my head mentioned
the third night. That's fine, I've mentioned the third night
isn't Italy. I was at a party and I heard
someone going, you gotta give it that hot spare on
that thing, and I was like, wait what it was
this old Italian dude. I was like, oh my god,
Oh my gosh. What is then truly viral? Anyway, So
if you don't want your man to cheat, get better

(51:56):
at shagging, quell your moaning, all this yappy, happy little moaning.
That's her advice. I can even mean to the gym
for like three months, if I'm being honest, because I
stopped when I got real busy, and then I just
need like it it's busy, like it's just got to

(52:18):
get Christmas out of the way and I can get
back there.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
So I went on a holiday and as we mentioned yesterday,
I noticed that there's a lot of hotties in the world,
and I remember it sort of came back to me.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
I used to be one, and I.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
I just came right, all came funny back seeing other
hot people. I was like, oh my god, my old friends.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
I used to be one of you. And then I
started working at breakfast radio and I got tired, worn out.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
Yeah that's the.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Stuff, that's the good stuff. And it reinspired me a
bit to return to my who I really am, which
is a very very hot woman. So yes, regardless, he's
got a good degree with very good regardless me Warner,

(53:12):
I don't think it's the blind man.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
We're dealing with a blind man anyway. Well, just you
wait for him, because I'm on Project Hot again. And
part of it was I got a new trainer and
I went to the gym yesterday.

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Wait, so who's your new trainer online, Megan trainer?

Speaker 6 (53:32):
I do.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
This is a controversial opinion, but I just want to
plan for what before the internet. Here we go. No,
but I just need accountability and to someone to say
that this is what you need to do on this day.
It helps me. You didn't I'm a bit of a sub.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
You didn't greet with mothers like owls. I did, but
it was more music based, music based accountability. You just
didn't say you had any goals or anything around my mama.
She'd be like, how's that going for you? You constantly no, no, no, no,
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Yeah anyway.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
So I went back to the gymy still and I
was all motivated, and I'd put together my gym bag
and headphones will charge, make sure because you know me,
If the the headphones are dead, I'm out.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
I'll just get Nick in the car and I'll just go.
They call that raw dogging now on plane. I couldn't
rule dog the gym. I've got to distract myself from
the absolute punishment and put this yeah fat three exactly.
Everything hurts, it's heavy, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Anyway, So I did that, and then I put on
my tights, which I guess this has happened once before.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
I'm wondering if it's time for new gym gear.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Okay, because I did that thing where I pulled them
up and well, I don't You guys might not know this,
but tights are tight, very tight.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
You got those ass lift and tight.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
No, I don't have them my ass is gone. By
the way, I got a side from it used to
be my pride and joy. It is absolutely melted.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
You should get some of these tights. No, I'm going
to get the real thing anyway.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
So I put on these tights and then I hooked,
like you gotta hooke them up right like that, And
the moment I did, two fingers went through the tires
and just ripped. When you're pulling the rubbish bag out
of the rubbish. Some of my stuff, too much rubbish, was.

Speaker 2 (55:15):
Just putting on a different big black seat and it
was all worn through and eaten by rotten food, and
my finger went straight through.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
And then it was just I had an oversized T shirt.
I was like, no problem, that'll cover it.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
It didn't.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
It was just hanging underneath. And then my like thigh
was hanging out the whole, and I was like, right,
that's fine. I'll just have to, you know, act confident
and no, I'll look at it. And then I am
and there's a hockey gear that ripped whole of a
big circle thigh. And then I went down and I
did have a panic because I went I finished, and
I went down and I saw fletch when I come
down from the ladies only gym and Fletch was there

(55:53):
hanging like a.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Monkey, streeching from the bars. I was having a little
stretch similar.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
It's like a monkey that street. She backed your shoulders
and it was fine. Yeah, you know. I went down
specifically to show them my whole and I put my
fingers throw it and I was like showing them the whole,
and I kep the first person that's popped downstairs. Wow,
that's the information and camera proof. I went down and

(56:23):
showed Fletch myhole. It was bad. So then I just
got home and I chucked them straight in the burn.
It was weird. You know when you see someone where
you don't normally see them. It took me a second.
I was like, she's back at the gym. High when
you see teachers out of school, you work at the gym,
That's what.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
It felt like a different environment and she was dressed
different and I was just like, what's happening here the gym?

Speaker 2 (56:45):
That was good.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
And I do want to say, but you know, talking
about being mingas in New Zealand and yesterday we did
call the entire nation of New Zealand And because overseas
we realized that everyone's hot. I went downstair is to
show Fletch my whole and I did notice on the
gym floor a ton of hotties. Yeah, and so I

(57:07):
almost it's I'm apologize, apologizing to the nation for saying
that you're all mingas. Every one of you, I said,
a lot of you, I believe, yeah you did. Yeah
not mangas.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Me Megha coming down with my ripped holy tights and
you know, day one back and so new gym gear.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
Then oh you permission to shop, absolutely, I'll go shopping.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
Permission to shop? Yeah, all right, Yeah, I don't need
new gym gear or just like a bit of duct
tape vivot like a color in the thigh. Yeah, I
didn't have a vivot on hand.

Speaker 8 (57:46):
Play.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Seven and a half years ago, I started building a barbecue.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
You know, you can die one.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
I've done that, I've got, I've done. I have actually
since starting that barbecue, purchased three other barbecues.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
But this is a different sort of barbecue, Fletch, because
I didn't runs off wood. I'm not into the barbecuing world.
And you know they have those big meat festivals smoke barbecue.
There's a different barbecue for different kinds of these years,
smokers and.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Charcoal. Charcoalcoal coal is toxic and will kill you.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Oh shoot, yeah, you can't cook with the smoke coal. Okay,
that'll explain why those sasons were.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Very really ashy green and ashy little picturely. Yeah, he's
incited on black. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, so seven and a half years ago. I did
the mats on it. When we finished it the other day,
Chris and I, who I didn't know at the start
of this, and now I would consider him a friend. Wow,
do you want to why do you want to build it?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Sorry, because I don't know to say? I had, right?
And what's it made out of? This barbecue?

Speaker 4 (59:04):
It's made out of an old big ear can press
a tank, okay, which is like pill shaped yep. And
then we cut it and made one part where you
light the fire and the other part where the.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Meat sits and gets He said, we cut it, Well, no,
I did, because that was the other probably wire.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
It took so long because it was quart of your days.
Chris was like, you wanted to learn how to do this,
so you've got to do this.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
I sort of wanted you to just you do the
welding you've been on the weld did you do the
welder of welding? Feel well with you?

Speaker 1 (59:34):
It's hard not to panic when you pull the trigger
on something and you're wearing a visor that you can't
see a goddamn thing out of it, and then there's
bright light kicks in and then the visor.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Starts and then it's like and then the middle of
someone it's melting. No, you're not built for this.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
No, I'm we need Chris to be doing that. It
makes me feel better. But yeah, and then I mean, like,
I've got busy, Lots happened. I remember when we started,
Chris said, I'm having a I'm having a baby. And
now that kid's like seven years old, h which is
always a really weird waiter, and he's moved and I've moved.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
And see what motivated you to come back to it?
Now I'm embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
It is when people ask me, whatever happened to that
barbecue you were building prime because you put it online
that you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
But then we got busy. But then I said to him,
I've got two weeks off. I know you're a busy man.
You tell me and I'll be at your place. In
twenty minutes, and let's just get this bloody thing done.
Oh okay, and then your last last Friday Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
We finished it. Now is it going to blow up?
Have you can't blow up? Okay, there's nothing. It's not
a gas gas. There's no gas.

Speaker 3 (01:00:43):
It's just primarily you light a fire in the little
box on the end, and then the smoke goes up
and it goes around and then out the chimbley.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Okay, So what is your first bit of meat going
to be? Because poor pork's easy?

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
What about chicken chicken nibbles? Chicken year, It's not really
a chicken nibbles.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
You could do chicken nibbles, but I've already just checked
on the charcoal barbecue or the pallet smoke.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Yeah, inted ground, wouldn't it, God, it would be. It's
actually been angels.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
I don't want too many people there to be there
the first time. You'll remember the hunging incident, Yeah, well
remember the hunger incident in Yeah, that was all. I've
had a big.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Sock and then just got way too drunk before the
food was finally cooked and the oven after it came
out of the ground as ra as it winning.

Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
As Aurora as I went in. Yeah, I'm embarrassed. Oh yeah,
I'll have a couple of warm ups and then maybe
I think it would be nice. I don't even care
about the meat. I just sort of what the spar
and the wine and that spars on and off. Oh,
for god.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
Thing is just like.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
What you resue us? What service do you provide us?
I don't know. Cuteness, cheeky Fletchborn and Hayley fad of
the day, day day day day do do do do

(01:02:14):
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do doo doo doo doo doo doo. Yeah. This week
at Fact of the Day, we're covering weird eating records.
M yeah, this one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
How much do you think in five minutes? What do
you think the record is for eating twenty eight ounces
of butter? I can put that into how many grams
is that? I think about eight hundred grams? Oh yeah, yeah,
eight hundred grands about it? So a block the better
part of a block and a half of butter? And

(01:02:51):
how long would that take you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:52):
Okay, that's not as bad as I thought, is it?
Room temp? Oh yeah? That's good because of it's teeth.
Refrigerated Butter's not gonna break your teeth, You don't it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
We apples, Yeah, I do to, Okay, I'll be all right,
Oh not long.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
This is salted American butter. Can I pour sugar on it?

Speaker 6 (01:03:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Can I whip? It was like when you're making.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
I don't know, a minute, oh no, that way moment
from a hard block. It was like it would be discussing,
but then you be working through it. You have to
know when you get it down.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
It's my favorite when you finished, like a really good
pastry and your mouth's just.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
Like you're gonna have to tell us it's your fact
of the day, John, what I wanted you to get
it took five hours.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Five minutes because he had five minutes. The ruler is,
if you want to attempt the world record of butter eating,
you've got five minutes to eat as much butter as
you can.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
What's it. It's gonna it's gonna be a running per
isn't it. They'll be oily fatty?

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
So five minutes eat a block and a half of butter.
Now you think that's easy. But the more you think about, the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
More you think how ridiculous that is.

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Yeah, to be able to do that, this man, Don Lerman,
he's a competitive New York eater.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
He's got to hold some other eating records as well.
What's he got?

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
He ate six pounds of baked beans and one minute
forty eight seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
What does this man look like? Give us two point
seven kilograms?

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Oh, bake the toots after one minute forty eight I
just drank those beans.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Oh you drank those beans. He ate eleven burgers and
ten minutes. As this article says, that's a lot of bread.
It's a lot of bread. But the one I think
everyone's the most blind way by is the butter. Butter,
and it's one of those ones that people think I
could do that and then attempt and it just like
I was wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Yes, yeah, that's what I thought when you said it
was just a block and a half, Like, yeah, man,
I could get that down on five.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
I have the first table.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
Yeah you would you take the first part and be
like this is terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Yeah, I've gotta pature here of Don Luhrman, just the
if it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Was in those American sticks, then you could just oh yeah,
maybe soten Okay, just an every second guy yeah, eats
living burgers.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
And just like records, I believe he's still alive. There's
nothing here that says he's past. He's seventy five years old.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Now, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
It goes to proved you way genetics. Yeah, explays a
massive parts. When you see one hundred and four year
old Chinese man smoking cigarette, no, and he's like, they're like,
how many of those are your smoking's like, I'm never
not smoking.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
One hundred and four Yeah, any drinks whiskey. Yeah, And
you're like, what about his gut health?

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Who cares? He's alive?

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
Yeah, he's cranking. He's the day quit smoking as the
day he dies. So today's back in the day, and
I mean school holidays.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
You know, if you're listening, you want to try this,
and you got too. To our child listeners, that's not
what we say, child listeners. It sounds like child soldiers.

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
And good morning to our child listen listeners, and good
morning to any child soldiers who listen.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Yeah, yeah, I hope you guys get out of that
horrible situation. Yeah, I'm scathed. So today's eating record for
fact of the day is.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
In two thousand and two, Don Luhrmann broke the world
record of butter eating by eating seven hundred and ninety
eight grams to show that intagrams of butter.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Fat of the day, day day day day Do do
do do do do Do Do Do Do Do Do
Do Do do do do do doo.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
De play.

Speaker 8 (01:06:54):
Play.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
I was going to say, you don't get much closer,
but you do, you can get quite closer.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
There was a feller he owns a Mini Cooper, little
mini Cooper car.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Yeah okay, and learned a very what well we know
someone that owns a Minicoper. Yeah you were just saying,
we know someone who owns a Mini Cooper. Yeah. Yeah,
Well that's how many Cooper people waves to each other, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Anyway, so this Mini Cooper driver made a terrible mistake,
went lifted up the bonnet and went to replace the
washer fluid, which, by the way, we need a bigger
vat for that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Yeah, hotman's constantly dry, constantly running out. In fact, I
think it's empty now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Which just should be something you do when you fill
your car out or you're waiting and pop the bonnet.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
Feller that I know, but not all the places have
that complimentary canister of water, The complimentary water ring cam.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Yeah I'm not what am I going in and buying
a pump bottle and putting water in there?

Speaker 4 (01:07:51):
No? No, no, surely everyone has a complimentary don't they?
Costco have cut everything out. That's they don't even have
Ye can't check your oil if you do, there's no
way to buy all.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
You've got to go into the store. It's the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:04):
And where I get mine it's self service. There's no,
there's no, there's not even a rubbish.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
She lives in a very rough neighborhood, so they can't
leave any water in cansa very because some of the
local gardeners will steal them into a toilet.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
The getto of Auckland anyway. So this guy lifts up
his bonnet to replace his washer fluid. He uh gets
but he's got a little bit of a detergent in
his but I prefer not to.

Speaker 2 (01:08:25):
Does he get a bug No?

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
You bug off?

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
You get a bug off? You know, just dog with water?
No one cap a bug off.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
You're like bugger off, bug off, blologlog love a.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Bit so much?

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Is it foam?

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Yeah, you want, I don't like you want a perfect amount,
but you need it enough because sometimes a bug will
splatter on your windscreen and you need to get water alone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
I just put water from the tap.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Like there's one of your manster window has a film
to it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
It does have a film, a film, well he has.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
He got his washer fluid which was like a mixture
of you know, sons and whatnot, and he put it
into what he thought was the washer fluid hole, but
it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
It was his oil hole. Now those are very clearly labeled,
so clearly labeled.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
The oil thing has an oil canister on it and
then you pop that and that's where you put your oil.
He put the washer fluid in the It takes off
from the wherever he is and he starts getting the
smell and hearing.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
A sizzling noise. That would be Look what happened to
his car? This brown oh my large kind of started cooking.
What a mixed with the way the oil was in there.
Yeah car, Yeah, that would happen.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Stuffed it up and he went had to you know,
get it toed it.

Speaker 2 (01:09:40):
Stopped, didn't it. Have to get a Volkswagon Polo. Now,
get rid of the man cooper and get a Polo. Yeah,
get a Polo. So he went to a mechanics and
see what had happened. And the bill where was it
was thousands, thousands to get it first? Pretty much.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
Yeah, he absolutely stuffed the car. Now when I was,
I hate to say it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Last year, when I was in Italy, I went to
a she just mentioned Italy again. How many times is
that carwen six? Sex? Sex? When I was in Italy
recently I went to three? Or we just can it
as one? No, this is one. This is one story.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
When I was in Italy recently, enjoying the beautiful Italian summer,
I went to a restaurant and the waiter was grumpy
and I was like, why is he so grumpy?

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
And someone I was worth knew him and they.

Speaker 4 (01:10:32):
Said, oh, he just went to the petrol station where
someone did the petrol for him and put petrol in
his diesel car. Oh no, And then as you drive off,
apparently it just goes butters the road and had to
get it toed and it's stuff you gotta get it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
You Italians drive, They like to drive fast like Mario
and Mario car.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
They drive. People must have done that all because you
worked at a service station. Well, this is what I
want to know is how bad did you? How bad
did you stuff up your car?

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
Because people make these kind of mistakes all the time,
put the wrong thing somewhere else, or they try to
like self fix. I remember driving along the Mutucker's and
Wellington once and I heard this like sound and I
was like, what is that?

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
So to my music up because it was annoying me.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
And I pulled up to my best friend's house and
your husband was like, holy crap, Ailey, And that whole
like mud guard thing had come down and was dragging
on the concrete wheels, by the wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
In front of the wheel, in front of wherever it is.
And I was like, oh my god, Oh is it
behind the wheel? And I said, oh my god, and I.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Pulled it to get rid of it, but it took
like a whole bunch of other stuff with it. Okay,
when I really stuffed up my car and I had
to get it all replaced. Okay, So you want to
know badly you you stuffed up your car. Maybe you
put something in the wrong hole, Maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
You put it in the wrong hole, maybe you got
something all through the pastry, or you just ignored the
lights for a long time. I'm just another bug. Off
fans message.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Actually, how it's lubricate the blades on your wipers, making
them last long time they dry out, go across the
How do you know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
They don't work the bug off and they've just got
a free plug on the radio. It sounds like off.

Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
It sounds like they bug off the staking their name
on it. Okaya claim and like no, what.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
About window wash?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
Oh yeah, could you play mister muscle, but a muscle
that'd be expensive to fill up one of those you
need like fine ball. You're not just there, you're adding
to water aundw because if you had mister muscle concentrate,
you could.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
You wearing. Otherwise you've got to put the whole thing
of mister muscle.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
But could you put a whole bottle of mister muscle
window and then top it up with I don't know
what they does.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
With the car paint, because you know it runs onto
the car, particularly the car. I'm not sure this doesn't
feel well.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Maybe you did this and you stuffed your car up. Yeah,
maybe a peeled it. Maybe you tried to clean your
car and you used like some kind of you know,
and you peel the paint tomes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Okay, eight hundred dollars at ems and number. Give the
call now a texture in nine six nine.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
So how badly badly? How badly did you stuff up
your car?

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
A man with a Mini Cooper was left the very
expensive mechanical bill because he put washer fluid in his
oil hole. Oil but oil, Yeah, the oil oil hole. Yeah,
well that's the only thing I got.

Speaker 4 (01:13:20):
I don't know how badly you stuffed up your car, Jody,
this wasn't you, This was your husband.

Speaker 8 (01:13:25):
Yeah, it was my husband, Neil. We won't mention his
name though, okay, we won't.

Speaker 9 (01:13:35):
Yeah, my husband. He pulled up my truck with petrol.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
And see the diesel.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Oh that's and that's expensive, isn't it? Because yeah, I
get that machine.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
They come and they can pump it out.

Speaker 9 (01:13:51):
We didn't even need to use that because it needed
a new motor.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Wait a minute, that tells me that you left the
petro station not knowing of your mistake.

Speaker 8 (01:14:01):
Yeah, we drove about five k's.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
And so how much did that was? Is that covered
by insurance?

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:14:08):
What? Thank god?

Speaker 8 (01:14:11):
Ten thousand dollars?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Oh my god, I know your husband, oh Neil, Neil, yeah, god, Neil,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
One of your husband's name is We're not quite sure.
Neil down and gave ye for forgiveness.

Speaker 9 (01:14:29):
No one's Yeah, no one will recognized Neil, my.

Speaker 2 (01:14:32):
Last Neil in the coffin. I'll tell you, yeah, exactly.
Nearly got a divorce. Yeah, nearly, that's Jody. Thank you, Charlotte.
What happened Charlotte, Charlotte, what happened with your car?

Speaker 9 (01:14:56):
I shared my car with my mum back in England,
and I didn't have a job at the time, so
I was trying to do some helpful things around the house.
So I thought i'd wash the car and and yeah,
I'm kind of struggling to get all the dead books
off the bonnet. So I ran in the house and
got the scouring.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
You see, I was struggling to get the bugs off.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (01:15:23):
So I scrubbing and scrubbing the number plate and then
I realized it was coming off really easy. So I
did the whole car because I thought I'll just give
the whole car, you know, yeah, because.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
I was fine.

Speaker 9 (01:15:38):
I came off easily, so I just did the whole car.
I thought was good to give give the car good scrub,
and then realized the time I was wunning time to
put my mom up from work. So I quickly got
the hose rind off really quickly and drove off and
I got to pick got to work, and my mum
came out smiling and waved, and then her face changed

(01:15:58):
and I was like, oh, got on me.

Speaker 10 (01:16:00):
And she came right up to the.

Speaker 9 (01:16:01):
Car and I started rubbing the bonnet. So I'm down
the window. I said, what's wrong? She's what we done
to the car? I washed it for you, and she's
like this, what was like water.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
And a drive on the drive there, I guess, and
the weight you can't say it as much as you
want to d out.

Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:16:21):
I rinsed off really quickly, so it's probably a slope drive.
And she starts she licked her fingers and started rubbing it.
She says, I don't think so, Charlotte. So I got
out and to my horror, the car was covered in
silver swirls like some.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
God absolutely stuffed the whole side.

Speaker 9 (01:16:40):
So I was liked. And I got back in the
car and my mum was asking me all these questions
with what I used? What where was the sponge? And
I was like, when the garage.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Spe sponge repaint the whole thing you have to insurance,
climb or ditch the car.

Speaker 9 (01:16:58):
Well, I'm when I that I used the scouring pad,
I start crying, and then she started crying laughing, and
then my dad's going to murder me.

Speaker 10 (01:17:07):
They had like this.

Speaker 9 (01:17:08):
It was called tea cut in England, and you put
it on the crane. It slightly smoothed the painting.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Okay, so you managed to affix it a little bit.

Speaker 9 (01:17:17):
Yeah, so in certain stunnights you saw all the swillness.

Speaker 6 (01:17:23):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
I know it's only Tuesday, but caller of the well,
I think, just like just to make it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
We've got a fifty dollar cafe boucher thanks to our
friends of the cafe or yours, Charlotte, because to do.

Speaker 9 (01:17:36):
Yeah, what's the funny thing is like the week after
I said I changed the story, I quickly cleaned the
fish tank and when I came back home, the fish
were dead.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
Anything you just just don't something you didn't want to do. Yeah, brilliant.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
I think you shall keep your takes coming A nine
six nine six, eight hundred dollars in we get tomorrow
those nicks when you absolutely stuffed up the car.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
It's painful to hear this is really painful to listen
to because cars expensive.

Speaker 2 (01:18:03):
We want to know how badly you stuffed yours up.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
Somebody was driving one of those cash fans, you know,
the carries cash from the securiting blue ones.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
Yeah, I put petrol and a clearly labeled diesel cash fan.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
I just sit on the side of the road with
a couple of millions of dollars sitting in the back,
waiting for a tow truck to come and tell us what.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
How sounds like the set of a heist movie.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Does Yeah, on a road trip with a partner, stopped
to feel like we wanted to check the water level
in the truck, pop the bonnet, but then forgot. Yeah,
and then when in the store, came out, jumped back
and we're driving on the open road. The bonnet flung up,
bent backwards and smashed into the windscreen.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
Oh my god, that's terrible. That would be so scary. Yeah,
the breaks would be on.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
You know, there's a few stories here about oil changes
and oils lights coming on going wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
Okay, Yeah, it's embarrassing when I've had my car towed
before and you're like, oh my god, something terrible's happened
to the car. They're like, when did you change the oil?
You're like, change the wa Well, someone said, I didn't
ignore the light. It was the oil light.

Speaker 3 (01:19:02):
I topped it up a few times. When it finally
I took it to the mechanic. He said, you've done
a fantastic job getting thirteen letters of oil into a
cart design to take eight leaders of It turns out
that the oil light sensor was faulty.

Speaker 2 (01:19:16):
It's wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Luckily, after the last top up, when a few things
went pear shaped, it went into what is called apparently
limp mode. After spinning a heap of smoke. I got
towed to the mechanics, where they said.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
How did you get this much oil in there? Wow?
You know? Yeah, just keep going. You knew you could
put too much in? I did, did you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
I did not until very recently. Okay, and not because
I put too much in. But then I was reading
and I was like, you shoulding to go up to here.

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
I was interesting. Someone else used trim polish for the
interior cleaner on the outside, and they got left for
flots of swirls taking the paint off as well.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
Not as bad as the person who said to their
their dad I'll clean your yat and then inside was
really bad, so they used oven cleaner on the upholstery
and melted it all, melted, the seats, melted.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
The dashboard. Now with the staring wheel, it's still some
of the most like toxic O wild.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
When you clean your oven, which I hot to see
haven't done in years, it's like you get sick and
like dizzy from it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
I just baking fader, trying man in the five minute
video that it's actually edited down from eight hours on
how I used baking fader?

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Does it count for this person who parked it on
the lawn.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
Then it rained and the lawn got sloppy, so the
car got stuck, and then as they kept trying to
do this, it slid into the fence and ruined the
entire side of the cart and the fence.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
That works. It works, It works.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
The person that said, my friend was coming around because
she wanted me to change a twenty five dollar light
bulb in her car headlight. Pulling into the driveway, she
scrapped her whole car and then reversed out and smashed
the wing mirror off, thousands of dollars of damage to
it's a twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
Dollars light bulb. Sometimes you shouldn't be get.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
In charge of these things. No moving metal thing for me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Shivers.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
Guys, ten out of ten podcasts, that one. Yeah, I
think two of us were ten out of ten and
one of us wasn't or who was that?

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Which one? We'll just leave that. We'll just leave that there. Well,
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