Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 18th July 2024

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Hayley's Horny Book Club: Catherine Robertson!  

Top 6: Ways to say No  

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Silly Little Poll!  

N'Ugg Boots  

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleshborne and Haley Big Pod.
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show, Fletch Worn
and Haley. It's Thursday, Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
How's it Thursday? Already?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
The week's gone fast, has.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Gone quite fast.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Five on time every day, every hour from seven, We're
going to give you the chance to play five on
time until seven. Yeah, how about every hour? Twenty five
thousand dollars up for grabs. Seven o'clock your first chance.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
So an hour after that is don't tell me.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Eight years and we'll give you a chance then if
it hasn't been one and then no nine every hour
until seven. So god, we're going to give this cash away.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Come on, it has to go today.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I've hadsome and you know it doesn't have to It
could literally keep going.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's going to feel it's been going for weeks. Also,
I know it's selfish, but I want it to go
with us because I like to give away things.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I know you don't. Well, your next chance is at
seven o'clock the top six on the way. Yeah, if
you're like me, you've got kids at home for the
school holidays.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
And you're saying no a lot. So I went the
top six days.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
I like to say no, okay, yeah, because.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I mean you you chosen, you know what I mean? Yeah,
absolutely good stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I didn't get to watch the season finale of Star
Wars the Acolyte last night because I've been watching all
the August. This is our show we watched together, and
she didn't finish your dinner and then there was a
meltdown and then there.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Was a standoff.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Oh great, and I hope you're happy if I see
spoilers today, you've ruined Star Wars for me. Oh wow,
that's a big axe to swing at our house. I
would have just watched it without it.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yes, same, God you've.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Done this year setd I have. But also I think
I will always look back at the show we watched together,
rather than it's the show we watched together until the
last episode when there was a standoff.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, Star Wars was my shop? Where was my films?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
With my dad?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
It was really Star Wars, we go to the movies.
Was there ever a stand up brat? Not to my dad.
I was never a brat.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
But the top sex soon also joining us on the
show in just minutes East.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
It's the return of Hailey's Horny Book Club. We've got
a few kiss coming up, actually a lot. I'm excited,
and we're going to talk to a New Zealand author
of The Erotic Kind, Catherine Robertson.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
She's got two.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Names plays Fledgba and Haley. New changes to please eligibility
criteria and allow people on their restricted license to apply
to a company. Oh my god, I love that. Embarrassed
how you always have to have a full license police
officer with you and you're not allowed.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
To drive by yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Wait, so that you could be pulling someone over, but
you've got your restricted plate in the window.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
But someone over and had to put them in the
back of your cop car.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
You're no longer allowed to drive with the passenger, right,
they better hop in the bot in case you get
pulled over.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
But at least they've got their full license. Imagineting them now,
do you at the front and then up the front?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I think they've said that you can join the police.
You can the police and you get the restricted while
you're training, you get the full. You get your full
while you're training.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Currently, two hundred and fifty thousand people currently hold restricted
licenses a million.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
You can't get it together to get your full license
to join the police.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I don't think you should be taser no.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
No, Is it because it opens up a whole lot
of younger people to become cops?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Or is it just that your bloody learn is at fifteen? Yeah,
that's like, who wants to be arrested?

Speaker 2 (03:44):
But is it sixteen?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Now?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Who wants to be arrested by an eighteen year old?
How embarrassing? Yeah, I'd be like, this is the most
embarrassing moment of my life sitting on it.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Maybe the cost of its prohibitive, yeah, getting there, getting
the full license? Yeah, oh yeah. They probably pay for
it too. It's not going crazy.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
It still has a government you know, a government funded branch,
so I don't know if they will.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Be paying for it.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh my god, so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
People who hold a.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Residency visa will also be eligible to apply. I mean
they could just pay the ones we've got, but.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Then go to Australia. Umm, get some hot Brazilian cops.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Oh my god, I c Yeah, how much to drink?
Probably too much? I don't know. You're blowing you're blowing zero,
you're clear shot. Let's go get a drink.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
There did a crime immediately go to drink driving.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
I don't know, I don't know. It was just the
easiest thing. I'm too soft to commit, Like a violent crime.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I would be calling the crops cops to say I've
had a crime committed against me. Smash you when not
at my house.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
We're not going to arrest you.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I believe.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's like pulling at my arms behind my back, pushing
me against the wall.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Right, and I'll be a resistant arrest.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Again?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Back Yeah, okay, you're get in the back.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
They have to put the split hood on you.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Oh yeah, what's that?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Oh the one where if you spit in they put
a hot over your face so you can't spin on them.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Oh, I didn't know that was the thing. I never
heard of.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
That would be my go to to spit at someone,
though I have never been around.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Your hands are tied up behind your back. You're not
Oh you could be a kicker, but let's just say
that I've got you.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
You.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I think you'd spit in a moment of maybe give
it that howk Tour plays fled Thorn and.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Haley from the Panoramic z M Think Tank. This is
the top six five thirty seven pm. Oh yeah, dad,
can I have some chips?

Speaker 2 (05:42):
What times dinner?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
More dinners on them on the way?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, right, what do we have for dinner?

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Ah? Last night to tell you what, she knocked out
of the park with some sort of lambment's lammants Philo
topped lah it was very nice. Spin was very nice.
It was a Philo topped pie. Yeah yeah, spinach in

(06:09):
it add a bit of cheesy situation in it.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
It was the spinach that caused the stouch that cost
me the ability to watch the stars. Really, no spinach,
it's gonna choke me.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Chew it. It's a super food it is. Was it
not cut up?

Speaker 6 (06:24):
Though?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I always cut mine because I don't.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Cut up. I choked on the joke on the Philo pastry,
right because that's a crumbly. A lot of choking as
it's in your household. Yeah, sounds like everybody's choking. Well
school holidays, check me. You're having to say no, yeah, yeah, no, no,
twelve friends over for a slipper. Yes, you've done this

(06:52):
to yourself. As Haley didn't mention earlier, I gotta yeah
tell these kids no Top six favorite ways to say
no a school holiday special. Number set on the list.
Nah oh yeah, nah, it's casual and.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's also dismissive, right, Na, No, can we go to
the nah?

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Why not? Nah? Can't be bothered by that? Got jobs?
So have they? Huh they're not paying for any of
this these kids.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Ye, So if they say can I go to the movies,
you've got to also pay for it.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Number five on the list of the Top sex My
Top sex favorite ways to say no, it's school holiday special?
Not a Nihor's coming up?

Speaker 5 (07:31):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Sorry you've ruined the last We'll make that the next one.
Or do you want to hope that by the time
we get to nihor people like just tune in because
my mom used to say nihor Yeah yeah, nih was
a favorite of ours. Is that it's just a again,
it's dismissive.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
It's quick let them know. Number four on the list
of the Top sex Our Favorite ways to say no
school holiday special?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
No way Jose oh, the classic yeah away?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Jose Yeah, Yeah, I like that? Yeah Dad? Can I
do this? Can I Can I watch the TV that
you're watching? Can I have that away? Jose?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Have you only got one TV? In your house.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, we've got got two TV's. I don't want to
rub it in your face. If this was the eighties,
had to be a big flecks.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Would be such a flex down stas and upstairs.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
And we always lived at the eighties nineties always lived
in double story houses.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
People maybe that as the seventies and it was the
first time that double storied houses was really introduced in
New Zealand and the building code and then eighties.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
You were posh if you had upstairs downstairs, especially if
there was a rumpust room. Oh my god, friends with
rumpus rooms. You were in there at someone's house. Once
they moved to town from the country. That was a
big thing to move to town.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
They got off the farm, they had a rumpus room,
and then the house they moved to had a rumpust room.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
The first time I went there, he's should we go
to the rumperst room?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
I was like a big part.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
There's always a bean bag in the Yeah, I noticed
another v It.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Was pretty rare. Number three on the list of my
favorite top six ways to say no a school holiday
special yearn.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I hope yeah, yeah, nah, you're really hitting there. Has
he either said.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Number two on the list of the top six ways
to say no school holiday special.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
This was gonna be near hall, but a thought of
another one.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh great, maybe later.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
No, but that's just you're just delaying a problem.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Maybe later, and then if they ask him later and say, hey, look,
maybe later, maybe tomorrow, maybe maybe next week, maybe maybe
before we go back to school.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
It's just that it's just kicking the can down the road.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
It is no and number one on the list of
the my top six favorite ways to say no school
holiday special. No, really spell it out.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
With a real it would really annoy me.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah. No, is it the SpongeBob meme where he's like
his lips are out most time, flocks down halfway through.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
As you can drag it out really know you're serious?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
That is today subjects.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Daily's Well it continues. The reign of smut continues, and
I have been indulgent. I've read a lot overseas your holidays.
You read a lot, a lot, listen to a lot.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Strange to listen to on the plane, I'll say that.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
But I've been diving into a new book by a
New Zealand author, which is so exciting because lots of
them are American. We're chatting to her now, kath robertson
good morning. Hello, Hello, Now Catherine, you are not just
because a lot of smart writers exclusively write this this.
You've got two box corkscrew you and you're so vine.
This is your first dipping of a toe into the

(10:49):
world of I won't call it smart, but I was
wondering if not even erotica people do.

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Self identify as smart authors, but some people are just
erotic literature?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Is that right, Catherine?

Speaker 6 (10:59):
That this is your first time, it is my first time,
And I have to say that New Zealand has a
huge amount of successful international romance writers. So I am
very much a rank amateur in the space at the moment.
It's on the coattails of many, like we're talking, you know,
sixty to eighty incredibly successful romance writers in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I know.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I always feel so proud of them when they pop
up in my catalog. So you actually have written like
normal fiction novels and what I call them normal And
you've also written kids books before.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Well, I've written one kid's book, Pearl and a World,
which came out last year to raise money for the
Hawk's Bay floods. Of course in last years.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
When did your brain, Catherine cross to the dark side?

Speaker 6 (11:49):
It's been crossing to the dark side since two thousand
and eight. It's a long time.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
I know.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
I met a friend through a professional setting. Noticed she
had this pink landyard that said Romance Writers of New Zealand,
and said what the heck is that mean? And she
took me to the first Romance Writers conference. And I've
stayed on the outskirts of that until now.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
What happens at a New Zealand writer's romance conference?

Speaker 6 (12:15):
A romance writer's conference. It's there incredibly successful. I mean, honestly,
I think Romance Writers in New Zealand has about four
hundred members at the moment, and they include multi million
selling authors like Nalini Singh and like Soriah Lane, right
down to the newbies who are just trying to get
into the whole thing. So there's the whole gamut of it.

(12:35):
And I'm very imp got that low end.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
I want to be invited because, Yeah, the question I
always have when I'm reading or listening to an erotic
novel is from the like is the author creating their fantasy?

Speaker 6 (12:53):
Like?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Because if I was to write a book. I've never
written a book in my life, don't where I'm not
coming for your Catherine.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
But if I was to write a book of nature,
I would only be able to write what's in You know,
the deepest, darkest cockles of my desires is that where
you get your inspiration from.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I think you know.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
It's a weird thing, people say, right what you know?
And romance is so character driven that you have to
get inside the head so to be to qualify as
the romance it has. The story has to be primarily
about the couple and their relationship, and it also has
to have a happy ending. But within that, I mean,
your hero and heroine could be not even human, you know.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Oh, I know.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Yes, I've told the boys about all sorts of beasts
because the scene I've seen in particular that because I've
been reading Corkscrew, you loving it. There's two things I love,
smart and wine and this sea a winery. There's a
scene in particular that I want to know. I mean,
feel free to tell me. I'm not telling you, Haley

(13:52):
if this came from you or just your imagination. It
involves a pie oh yeah, cream on top that is
taken from the kitchen to the boudoir.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
I'm so glad that this is on the radio and
you can't see because I'm like, really pink right now?

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Is this something that we have experienced for real life?

Speaker 6 (14:15):
I think, you know, sex and food it can be
a good combination. Like I really hate nine and a
half week. Half weeks is a maybe the concept of
food and six they're heavily aligned.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
I feel like I've eaten too much food.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
There's no way I could have sex sort of food.
That's how it aligns for worn. Yeah, that's how it
aligns for one. The only thing is, like I'm reading you.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
When I read this, if my head for a second
goes out of the scene, I'm thinking, like, what are
we doing off the sheets?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Now we've got cream in the shell?

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yeah, now we're going to wash the sheets.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Oh, we're not sleeping amongst the pie, are we?

Speaker 6 (14:49):
No, Well, we're hoping the pie gets Everything's going to
sound like a double entendre, but we're hope pie gets
just entirely eaten.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah right, Yeah, that's why I get hotel rooms with
two beds in them and one beds for that.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
He does one bed, one beds for.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Eating, sleeping, just which every one is less messy at
the end of the whole ordeal. Yeah, okay, gotcha makes
a perfect amount of sense.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
Catherine, Now that you were you inspired to set these
in a winery because you're from beautiful Hawks.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
Bay, fundamentally yes, and also because I wanted to set
them in America because America is such a big market
for contemporary rom com And I used to live in
Marin County, just across the bridge from San Francisco, And
so if you go up the line, you've got Napa
and Sonoma counties where this is set fictional town in it.
But but I'm also like right now, sitting at at

(15:41):
my desk and looking out over vineyards, I'm surrounded by
I've got elephant Hell, clearview and tearwong A vineyards.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Your next romance novel should be set in Taradale. I
was just going to say this, I would love for
your next So you've clearly got a knack for it.
The books are great. I would love for you to
set the next one in new scale.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Look, hey, does the flex there's a lot going on
on FLA.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
What about two employees who fall in love when working.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
At splash Planet Splash Planet.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Yeah local co Brown co Brown.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
You have to put that in the content warning at
the beginning.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
I think, well, Catherine, I wish you all the best
of luck with both the books, Corkscrew You and You're
so vyed by Catherine Robertson. They're out now and I'm
absolutely loving them and I can't wait for your splash
Planet sit in New Zealand next book.

Speaker 6 (16:33):
Thanks so much.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Play play the boot camps that the rat bags and
the rascals and the renegades and the anybody else got
another R word to describe this was ragamuffinsuffins.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
This was a promise by National leading up to the election.
Nothing gets Boomers harder than promise of the erect at
the thought of service, even though they've never They never
composed through military service.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
They were born after the war. Their father never talked about.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Their father was a stoic, silent man who drank too
much and beat them because he didn't know how to
communicate because of his time at the war.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
But they love the thought of getting these little ship bags, yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Getting them together and truck them in prison Junior.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
But it's showing like it doesn't work, like other countries
have tried those and it's seeing a lot of money.
In fact, you're just training ship bags to be better at.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
The totally you're just making them angry.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
You're just making it angry. It's happening we grow angry
men in the boot camp. Mentors are a they're going
to be like running the place qualification. So see, they
must meet certain specifications they need to soon to be
qualified and experience. You work a professional mentor or coach

(17:56):
these qualifications through the New Zealand certificate, and you just make.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Sure you know, it's not just sort of a bunch
of dudes that think they know, yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Getting in their breadth exact the next generation of horrendous
men men.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
But it's come out how much it's going to cost
per offender boot camp mentors alone, mentors alone one hundred
thousand dollars per teen. Sorry, that's just for the mental
What salary are we doing for this thing? Mentor a
naughty cad ones.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah yeah, but they're not so yeah, that's it's it's
a ton of can wait. So it's okay, I mean
the only thing the salary is anything that will kill
a boomerhart On for a boot camp is that they
might possibly have to pay Yeah, right, that would possibly
have to pay for it. That's the salary or what

(18:47):
it costs for one kid in the program. The program,
the pilot.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
Will cost approximately five point one million dollars. This kicks
off at the end of the month.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
By the way, starting we didn't I thought we were
just going to like think that was an election thing.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
We weren actually going to do it.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Now it starts the end of ten boys age between
fifteen and eighteen.

Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah, five point one million dollars for the pilot program.
Two options for how the mental service would be funded.
The first option is are fixed all inclusive one hundred
thousand dollars per young person. This includes staffing, ordinary travel.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Overheads, on costs such as keep we save a acc
and any other costs for the chosen provider to deliver
the service. Option two is a variable cost as proposed
by the provider, made up of an hourly rate that
the mental will receive capped monthly hours. They're going to
be putt in. Here's an idea if you if you
were say you were sixteen, and you ram rated dairy

(19:38):
and they caught you and they said, okay, if you're
really good for the next year, we'll give you one
hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
No, no, you won't make it more than one year.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay, if you're really good, three twenty, until you're twenty.
Til're twenty, what about until you're twenty, will give you
one hundred dollars. Wud you do it? Hell yeah? And
they have to meet criteria along the way. Yeah, a
bit of community where yep, yep, yep, just molunteering hours,
a bit like your operations, and a bit like you're
on probation right, like you've got to check out and
you can't break the law, or we'll send you to

(20:08):
ship camp. That's the it's not gonna be fun. That's cheaper,
would cheap one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
But then do you think here's my devil's avocado. Yeah,
it's an advocate. I think No, it's not a smashed advocate. Okay,
devil's smashed advocate. Yeah, with the eggs, with the eggs,
so ed an extra egg for protein? Oh of course
it was going extra and for an extra egg. This
economy is out of control. I know, I thought inflation
was coming down, But what you bere like, well, I'm

(20:37):
never going to make one hundred thousand dollars before I
turned twenty.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, I'll ram rate when I'm fifteen, just to get
into the program.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Want to say, entrepreneur, Okay, encourage the real invested.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
That's a good that's a good thought there.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Actually, my total income before I was twenty was one
hundred dollars. No, hell no, and I was pretty good.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
It would have taken years and years and year the
yearsmulatively to do that.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, so you would say someone like you would then ramoy,
I'm not going to drive. I'm probably not even going
to be in the car. I'll just be like waiting
and then there's ram Ray and I'll just be standing
there and be like, oh boy, it was I just
wanted some Yeah, yeah, you know me. I love my darries.
I'd love one hundred thousand program. Boy. Years later I

(21:27):
got one hundred thousand.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Cause I'm a good I'm a good kid. I'm going along,
I'm singing to the grandparents.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
So can I do the math here?

Speaker 3 (21:32):
You see this ten boys in the first camp yep,
and at one hundred thousand dollars each, that's a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Well that the pilot is also costing five point one
million dollars, So there's more, there's more. Just give me
a smack. What about give them a smack and then
just give us some money. Even the probably might have
had a smack. And that's put it into Lotto this
weekend or did Lotto go? I don't know, did it go?

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Someone just messaged in saying they are asking for voluntary
redundancies in the military.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, and also the police.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
No, is that the non sworn members of the place
and being asked if you guys want to chuck in
a redundancy, which seems crazy because they're trying to get
more places to people.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I don't want to pay them. Yeah million, I didn't go,
but that could put that five mil and make Lotto
twenty five.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Yeah, they'd be tasty.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Yeah, and then just give the rain raders a smack
on the ars or something. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I think a clip around the years, around the years,
a little snap of the bout clip around the years.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Plays FLEDGBA and Haley Mount Shannon. You have bought a
new viral kmart sensatium.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Oh yeah, I've been influenced.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I've seen these around for a while and I've always
thought when I've seen them. How does that work?

Speaker 7 (22:55):
Yeah, I was quite skeptical until I saw a bunch
of tiktoks. So people use it and raving about it,
so I had to buy it for myself.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
So it is the toasty maker microwave make a toasty.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Machine, but that's the official name. Yeah, yeah, it's prodible.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Is the one on the website. Yeah, So how much
was it?

Speaker 2 (23:15):
So it's nineteen dollars. I got the cute pink one.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Okay, don't care.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, it was funny. My boyfriend saw it and he's like,
that's interesting.

Speaker 7 (23:22):
They only made pink and I was like, oh no,
I picked the pink lip, right, we could have got
a black.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
So for the it's like a sill. It's like a
single sandwich bag bag. It's silicon on the outside, but
there's hot plants in the middle.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Yes they're movable there.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
But you microwave it with the metal plates. That's what
it's weird to me. Metal doesn't go.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
I've got a microwave that you can't put metal in.
It's also got a grill feature. Oh wow, and it's
unbuilt into the kitchen. However, where we've been raised to believe,
you don't put metal in a microwave or a little explode.

Speaker 7 (23:53):
Yeah, it freaked me out, but it's very clearly on
the instructions. There are a few like caveats. You can't
put it in the microwave without food. I think it'll explode.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Okay, I didn't say the.

Speaker 7 (24:03):
Word explode, but that's what I took from it. But
I tried it yesterday and it is the greatest product
I've ever used.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
What's bizarre and what blew me away is that the
toasted sandwich comes out like it's been grilled and toasted,
but it hasn't.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
It's been crispy, like I ran my knife along it
and it's like, but what do you mean it's crispy?
I know you can make crispy bacon.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
In the microwave because the whole plate makes it crispy. Yes,
just like it does a toasted sandwich.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
And there's no.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
Oil pulling or anything like that because I use butter
on the outside it to work for the sandwich. This
is my new thing because it's now its own transport
case as well. So I just made the toasty at
home last night, put it in the fridge, chucked.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
It in my bag this morning. Microwave it here.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
You can have toasted sandwich for a landwich.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
It takes three minutes.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
You should put mayonnaise on the outside.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Yeah, I put my own, make mine in a pan
like a grown up, not an impress. And so you
put butter in the pan and then you put mayonnaise
on the outside of the sandwich.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
In a stint in your order.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
But for a like a quickie lunch where you're not
going to get a pan out and all the whistles.

Speaker 7 (25:17):
There's a toasty press at work. But I don't want
to catch something.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
You know, there's George Horman girl, any press George used,
it's definitely got. Yes, they just didn't a new one
here because there's a sign that seems to make this
one last longer.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
Please like wipe it down, and I'm like, wasted sign.
No one's going to do that. Just I always wiped
it down when I used it.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
But you're a good human, thank you.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
And so yeah, this one's just washed the safe.

Speaker 7 (25:45):
So I checked it inday and it came out beautiful
and it works so well.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
I won't say to put it in the dishwasher.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
Best to separate the two, like the plate from the
silicon because it kind of filled up with water, and
that's kind of used the era. I think that's common sense.
That'ssuming a dumb dumb Yeah, but how youm so this
is my new life's.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
And you're toasty.

Speaker 7 (26:05):
More importantly, well, listen, we we just got stuff from
the dairy because we don't have food at the moment toasting.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Yeah, so it's just salami and cheese. Your beautif just simple. Well,
don't you know you're under selling it. There's nothing wrong
with the cheese. I was stuffy with Slamian cheese. I
was just prepared for a roasting. I put some red
onion in there myself. You pre cook the red onion, No,
I raw dog. I might pre cook a white onion red.
I'll always raw dog. Yeah, crunch for the bit of.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
You would give this five stars.

Speaker 7 (26:38):
Like ten stars out of five. This is the greatest
product I've ever year.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Hold.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Yeah, there's a clip on each side and it kind
of compresses it so it does that nice thing where
it steals.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Outside with the pan. Yeah when I go to flip,
oh god, just like slob. Good luck to us all.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:57):
So I definitely filled it quite lightly yesterday. But I
and it would hold a good amount. We're going to
do spaghetti, so we're doing another dairy run.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
I want to toast it. You know, there are like
these places that are bigger than dairies and often cheaper
and cheaper, and so the food that's in the dairy,
but it's bigger.

Speaker 7 (27:14):
Because our day is on the make a city mission.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
So it's real cheap, right, so hang on, So you're
cashing it on homelessness.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
In your pajamas and your McDonald's crops. Yeah, twelve thirty
and like shit, give her the discount. Play Fletch Vorn
and Hailey Filey, silly little.

Speaker 8 (27:39):
It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little poo,
silly little silly little little pole, silly little.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Would you be okay with phone bands at concerts?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Seventy six percent of people agree with you they would
be okay.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
It's so amazing when you look at footage of concerts,
you know by like old school bands, yep, And there's
so less cell phones.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
I can't I don't forget how to do English English.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
When you look at it, like it's Likes or the
Rolling Stones or something doing a concert, there's wayless phones.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Bright iPads. But it's definitely a.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Generational thing that we're like that our parents and us
a little bit. I'm more like live in the moment,
see the concert.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I will say, though, it is nice to have some
videos of your favorite concerts and songs, and in the
last few years being able to do that is a
lot easier worth your because the phone technology is so
much better. Yeah, it does sound, so you do.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Sort of go sometimes, like get a couple of your
favorite songs, your favorite moments, and then just put it away.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
So Jack White, Bob Dylan, John Mayer, Madonna, Beyonce, and
Nadel have all implemented phone bands at a lot of
their concerts, not all of them. They a lot of
them are using Yonder pouches, yeah, which some of the
schools in New Zealand have been buying for the phone bands.
You put it and you locks your phone and so
you can't use that access. You can't you can see it.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
But I think, how does it work that you'd still
be able to you'd still need your phone for emergencies,
especially at a concert, right.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Yeah, I mean I guess you could just go out
and they could because it's got that they've got those
tags on them, like you know, security tags, and you're
buying jeans or clothes at a store retail, take them
off to the Yeah, got a hole.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
In your jeans, but they were free.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, yeah right.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
I saw this because Bob Dylan announced him yesterday that
old senile bus today. But oh my god, I just sorry, sorry, sorry,
I was doing a Bob Dylan impersonation and his wheels,
but he would just be like, put your phone away.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah, yeah, man, he's eighty, got to play, got to
pay the bills. Have you seen Timothy possibly have probably
in there last I was a fortnight from Bloody Souper.
Would you get a little cut from Timothy Shalla May's
new film about he's playing him? Yeah. Seventy six percent
of people said yes. Twenty four percent of people said no.

(30:11):
Witness says live in the moment, not through a screen.
Oh yeah, look up, Whitney.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Guys, it's happening before you.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Now. No one cares about your concert video, not even you.
Be honest, you're not rewatching that from Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
I love that she messages it every morning, regularly messages
the show.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Jack says, Oh my god, can you imagine asking Swift
he's not to be on their phone d'Or in the concert.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I think most of them just went to the concert.
So they had a video of them at the concert.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yeah, what about come on car on you into like
eight Taylor Swift shows. Would you have thought about not
posting and being on your phone?

Speaker 2 (30:46):
So this is so okay.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
I was lucky enough to go to two YEA on
the first On the first night at eight thank you.
On the first night, I was like, I'm going to
take a couple, like a couple of little perks, just
to be like, this is the first night. But then
they didn't take anything else. The second night, I was
closer to the stage. I took a little bit more.
I knew the concert by then. I like, use my

(31:10):
digital camera. Yeah right, digital care it's a boogie digital camera.
Oh yeah, I got some great photo.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Online. Wow.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Okay, Michael says, my memory is shocking. I love looking
back at videos. Yeah, you go on your Michael, I
just never looked.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I never watched them again. Go to the stories. And
that's Lisa, who's a mum. She messaged not grubby Lisa. Okay, Lisa, no, no, no, no,
You've got to have your phone in case you lose
your friends. I need to locate your right home, so
there's a little bit of an there. You need the
ride home. Totally anonymous male. I'm a nervous peer, and

(31:51):
the phone is essential for using a public urinal. I
need the mental distraction otherwise I'll stand there forever with
everyone watching me not peeing. It so usually huge. I'm
sure Jared would agree. Yeah, wait on their phone while
they peeing, to distract them, because because you don't like
using the urinals either, Producer, Jared, you're a shy weir.

(32:12):
I'm a shy weir. But I also don't like people
thinking I'm taking a picture of my on your phone.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Oh yeah, you're unzer.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
And then white.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Hands you've got your phone, and then one you've got
the phone and you're just looking at it to distract you.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I am pro phone during a pool, very pro. Yeah,
I'm not not during away.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
There's a couple of guys here at work that you
walk into the bathroom and you be like, what's that noise?
And they're watching something while they were at the urinal.
I'm like, what do you put it away?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
You don't have five seconds.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yeah, maybe it's a comfort thing. It helps them urinate
with no one else in there, you know, bab grow up.
Would you watch a video of a waterfall because you
know you hear water and it makes you take a
tap on. Yeah, it's also a good option. I'm ash
did years, but we should be allowed times where we
can record take pictures for the memes. Yeah, thanks for

(33:04):
the mem what everybody, You just get a little and
then the bag goes, it opens, and that's your two
minutes to get a couple of photos and then put
it back in the bag before it shuts down again.
That's silly, little pop.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Next the new shoe collaboration. That's got me very excited.
Perfect for winter.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, these would be quite styling. Christian Mark, question Mark Mark,
Christian Mark styling play.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Shout out to the show sponsor McDonald's, because boy, they
do a collaboration. We last year received the McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Crocs, Yes, the co lab that.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
I said for me, not because they're McDonald's, but because
their crocs would be garden only and boy or boy
have I worn them to the supermarket on more than
one occasion. You have our comfy anyway, So we all
got different versions of those and they're very funny and
now apparently this is a return. They've happened BEFO four
nug Boots. McDonald's is collaborating with ug Boots, the famous

(34:07):
sheepskin slippers.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
To make nug boots.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
And they're a pair of your stock standard basicly ug boots,
but on them printed is like nugget textures just for
you guys to look at, so that they look like
a lovely nugget.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
It's like the whole boot is and nugget rather than
like hundreds of nuggets on the boots.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like it has the skin
of a fried nugget.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
And so they're doing these now from today in Australia.
This isn't Australia that you can.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Buy them now.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
No, they're free, are they. You've just got to enter
so you buy nuggets and scam nug boots.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
It's so good. That's so good. Yeah, it's like, can't
buy them. They're like absolutely limited edition. Now you've got
to be able to window. I run a hot foot.
I can't wear an ug You've tried, but I just
start swore my feet, starts sweating profusely. I've never been
a slippers guy.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
I just got some lovely because we've got the wooden
floors and they get so cold and a little bit
slippery when we polish them too hard or has but
we've got I just I got some sheeps can New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Mate, Yeah, slippers recently. But I wouldn't say no to
a pair of nug boots. I'm just putting that out name.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I'm just putting my nug boots on.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
I'm just putting it out there that a pair of
nug boots might go quite nice.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
You go to the supermarket and nug boots as your eyes.
This soul had worn out on one side specifically. Yeah,
if you've got a wonky ug you can get those. Result.
I'll go to cobbler. I've got.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I'm happy with my cobbler. Your cobbler. It's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
He's inside the warehouse.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
I know.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
It's something embarrassing about a cobbler inside another establishment.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
It's like saying the cafe inside the mind at ten.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Is embarrassing, and it's not. It's just it's a you
can go and get a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
It's a little a little embarrassing. My my cobbler readed
my birkenstocks. They they looked as new, and that's.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Not easy because that's like pork and rubber everything.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
A great compler my cobble of specializes in marching boats
as well, so he's got that, says to me expensive.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Yeah, I love specialized comp You get what you're paying.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
We should get our cobblers in studio for a cobble
off co off, a great key we cobble off and
we'll all bring in a broken shoe and.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
You resold it to be the same shoe. Yeah, it
would have to be that shoe scientifically broken, but it
seems to be in their own cobble shop.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
These complers are going crazy on like techtok and instagram
reels marching and should be. There should be a TV
show on comples because people would watch it Cobble Street.
It would be like the Repair Shop meets Old Boots.
I think it would have run for a whole series.
What about the Great Key key Off? And every week
is a different kiosk competing against something.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
So we've got we've got mister Minutes, We've got.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Cos, we've got engravers, okay, calendar people.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
That would be the Christmas special yeah, okay, but got
the people that import those lamps from Turkey?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yes, yeah, cell phone, cell phone cases, those weird mineral
facial things.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Oh you took de Yeah love quieting down, moved away
from the cobbler, Do you know what I mean? Like
we're getting it. We'd have to be specific with who
was involved in this great here we kiosk.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Well, if you're heading to Aussie or you're listening to
the podcast from Australia, yeah, nug.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Boots, snug boots, Yeah, and the QR code you've got.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
I think we should reach out to show sponsor and
see if these are in New ze one because I think.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
We should have reached out to show sponsor and got
some nugs because now we've been talking about nags and
I'm so hungry. Yeah, and I've got cold feet. I've
got no nuggets. I've got no nug boots.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
This is a sad day.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Play play.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
The Olympics are happening this next weekend. Is that just
the Olympic ceremony?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Yeah, the opening ceremony. Just something still happened. Remember it's
weird something's happened before the opening ceremony, Like on the
day of they always do the opening ceremony at night.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
But sometimes they're like, we're going to do a couple
of I don't know, do they Haven't they done? They've
done the torch ceremony, haven't they.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
There's still going. It's always in the lead up to
the Olympics. It kind of travels around, isn't it Okay?
Does it go from the last Olympics? Is how it works.
It travels from the last Olympics to this Olympics.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Crosses across the world. Yeah, the new one.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
And then they always find a way of lighting.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
My favorite the archery. Yes, when the thing was the
big gob it was got to ruin my life.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
What are you going to do?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
They had a barbecue lighter, an igniter.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
And because I was always most that Sydney Olympics.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Or was that the Muhammad?

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeahs anyway, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Well we've got you. That sucks. That's really crushed my
dreams of becoming an utcher at the Olympics and lighting
the final torch.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
We've got lots of keys heading over. Good luck to them,
good morning to our Olympic listeners. And it's been revealed
their day jobs, because not all athletes are full time
athletes with a full time salary.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Do you remember hustles? Do you remember growing up when
all the all blacks late just had day jobs. Yeah,
they had to a sheep farmers. Training was just tackling sheep,
sharing them heaps.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
That's pretty good. Okay. We've got Sam Dacon. He's a cyclist. Yeah,
God spelt good quads who have good great quads?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Good?

Speaker 3 (39:44):
And the air to the heat pump fortune is he
he owns he started coffee roasters. Oh okay, which is
silly because he's fast.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
I should have called it fast.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Tom Walsh who was out big shot put due.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yeah, Tom he is.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Oh he livesen't Tim.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Hang On?

Speaker 3 (40:08):
I thought that personal construction, Oh he works like yeah,
it's a manager of the personal construction would.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Come for he wouldn't have had a job because he
seems to be constantly doing it like world champs, World events.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Oh yeah, he's always in the news for his Now
he's popping off the bloody works in construction.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Here's a great one. Robbie Manson who is a rower.
Only fans.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
He's got an only fan. Good for him.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
And I tell you what, maybe I'm getting an only
fans account?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Do you think that right? What would you think?

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Because we don't know how only fans works.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Because I've gone on the website because it's not an app,
and you're on the website and you can't find people.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
No, it's weird. It's like a website.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Have you done some like research here? Are you thinking
feet will be? You're going feet?

Speaker 3 (40:54):
He was looking into things? Yeah, and I thought it
was an app. Not an app, it's a website and
it's a shambles of a website.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Is this Robbie Manson? Robbie Manson, what does he do?
He's a rower? Yeah, he's got an ownly fans. Ava Morris,
who is homosexual, good on her body. I'm like, what
lucky lady?

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Right, See this feels like this works. Eva Morris, who
is an artistic swimmer.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Wait, do you have the link for the only fans
found Robbie Manson? Only fans? That will pull that? Right?

Speaker 2 (41:28):
I'm subscribing only do it to support his Olympic journey. Okay,
you're good. I'll give him some gold if he returns
some gold. Beautiful Eva Morris, who is an artistic swimmer. Yeah,
you know you're synchronized. Well, it looks like she's so low.
Oh no, yeah, she does a bit of syncrow as well.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I hate when they're practicing when I'm swimming, was tinking
away and playing music. Yeah, they synchronize their swimming and
you just hear tinks and little mewh.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
My god.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Well she teaches reformer pilates. Now that sort of makes sense,
doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Yeah, very stretchy.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Um, O've got a sparky. Now that's hot. Curtis Emory,
I'm butchering these names. Okay means canoeing.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Okay, he is a sparking, sparky by day canoeist in
spare time, do we say canoeist? I believe so canue Canua. No,
it's canoeist, canoeist.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Site project manager, James Preston. He's in one of our runners,
Hazel Vanessa. Oh okay, I'm that how she likes it, said, yeah,
over hand swimmer.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
She's a senior accountant.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Oh okay.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
It's so strange.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
It's so strange to think of these like absolute elite
athletes and then popping in to do some accounts and.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Swimming and then she just does that kick thing and
she does the twist and she's heading back. She's like, ship,
I actually forgot to follow that business is GS team?

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Get get out of the pool. Yeah, get that sort.
It's what makes it race so fast. Yeah, getting otherwise
someone's going to get someone's going to get a penalty.
Just reading this article, I haven't done a Texas I
just realized, right.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
And also, no media people on that list, nah lazy
or lazy.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
We just we literally plant our butts down and do this.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Me me, me, me, me, me me.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
That's us. It's not real athletic, is it.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
No, Shannon, you.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Said you you can't call it synchronized swimming anymore?

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Why why not?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Easy madness to me?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Why is it not called synchronized swimming?

Speaker 7 (43:35):
You can get canceled for calling it that now. I
saw it on TikTok. It's artistic swimming. I don't know,
like the law of why not?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
They changed it? Yeah, they changed it, so don't say
the other one, say the other.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
One, synchronized swimming. I'm brave, brave patriot.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Patriot canceled can swimming.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Okay. The sport randed itself after the twenty sixteen Rio Olympics.
Most swimmers were a host of the change, but the
World governing body been said the new name would better
illustrate what the sport is about and hopefully lead to
greater popularity. Well, I don't think that doesn't.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
It's more it's not just about the swimming, and it's
more about the artistic side of it.

Speaker 7 (44:14):
Yeah, some people were offended, and I think you're being
patronized by what they.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
Used to call it synchronized swimming.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Get her to say it so we can cancel.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
They used to do it in like time with each other.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
You're synchronized canceled.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Will you just said it canceled?

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Canceled? Men weren't It wasn't a male sport, so.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Now artistic is more like Well, I think.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
That's right, and the World Aquatics Championships will now allow
men to participate.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
The woman was previously synchronized swimming.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Gotcha done.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
In minutes with the one getting canceled at this right? Well,
good luck to.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Our New Zealand olympians especially are synchronized swimmers.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Play and Haley, we want to ask now and take
some calls of times when kids have been mean to
you as an adult, Like a little kid just maybe
said something so me and you were.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Just like, yeah, they've got no filter. You know what,
I'll say it and this is just coming to me now,
kids say the dundas things.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
What an interesting turn.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Almost could be a TV show get children to them
by asking them questions that you are a leading question
and then indeed say the thing.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Already already had a message in just from the tees.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
As an oral health therapist, they used to call us
a dentleness canceled probably.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Probably, and and an ear stewardess before there.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Yeah, I can confirm when confident children are scared ruthless.
Oh really, Oh okay, I can.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
See him your nose, you've got here, he knows.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
I've definitely had a kid point out my mustache before, like, yes, no,
I didn't know what I was.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Just like some women get out of here because they
just don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
The reason we talk about this is President Joe Biden
was giving an interview and just about the political ridiquate
no repercussions rhetoric, political rhetoric that is, you know, happening
at the moment in America. It's very divisive. People are
very angry, and he said he can never remember a
time when he would be driving through America like a

(46:42):
rural country area, and people have big Trump signs that
say if Biden, And he said there was one little
kid holding one of these signs that said if Biden
ripping the middle finger as he drove past.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Now yours telling this story with quite a nice sense
of flow. I'm sure when by And told the story
it was a.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Bit more time.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Maybe maybe took twice as long.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I don't know, but yeah, so I love that kids
are brutal.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
When a kid was brutal to you? And this is
what we want to ask this morning. Already a couple
of messages. Oh eight hundred, dance at him as a number,
give us a call. This is so good.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Just wanted to kick us off.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
I'm an early childhood teacher, and just last week a
four year old boy said to me, Emma, being a
teacher is embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Most pleas, Emma, being a teacher is embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Being a dumb dum is more embarrassing. Again here, okay,
oh eight hundred, dance at him call us now textoring
nine six nine six.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
We want to know when a kid was real mean
to you?

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Talking about the mean things that kids have said to you,
when a kid's been mean. Kids are ripping the fingers
at the president of the USA, and he's like, this
is pretty wild messages. And when I worked in an
emergency department, a three year old told me to f
off a three year old. I'm just going to help.
I will. It's an injection for that, isn't there.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
I walked past the primary school on the way to union.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
A little curly head kids said to me, you're going
to work for me one day and pointed right at
me as I ruined my dad. I had no response,
Oh my, that would ruin you. It was raising these heads, Krisha,
good morning. What did that small kids say to you?

Speaker 7 (48:19):
So?

Speaker 6 (48:19):
I was working as an oral health therapist and when
I first started at the school, I wasn't pregnant yet,
so obviously I didn't have a bump.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
And one day I was just yeah, so I was
further along in my pregnancy.

Speaker 9 (48:33):
And I grabbed a cad to go to the d
Into clinic and to me, miss are you pregnant?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
And I was like, yeah, how could you chell She's like, well,
you've got a really stack.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Oh for god, oh god, I thought you were going
to say. They said, messy, you pregnant and you weren't.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
So at least you were.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah, that's very true. At least you were. Well, there's
no filter on these kids, is there?

Speaker 2 (49:02):
No think that would be a good device. I can't filter.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Thanks creature, Michelle. When was a kid real mean to you?

Speaker 6 (49:10):
I was dropping my daughter off at Kenny and she
was three, and I had really really long hair right
down to the middle of my back.

Speaker 9 (49:16):
And the kids weren't about to start each other's here
because of the nit transpirashues. Oh yeah, they said to me,
can I can we do here? Can we do your hair?

Speaker 1 (49:23):
And I said all right.

Speaker 9 (49:23):
So for an hour, I said, I was posting frod
and they used fight cleaners.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
And clips and ties and stuff.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
And when they were finished, I put.

Speaker 9 (49:30):
My hands under my chin and tilted my head to
the side and coll around and I said, how.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
Do I look?

Speaker 6 (49:34):
The boy looks at me and the eyes and he goes,
you've still a little bit.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Cheers hit me and the samd bit boom boom. No,
what did you even say to that?

Speaker 9 (49:55):
I just I just said, well, it's not wrong, wrong,
I was wrong.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
It looks.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
I'm a pipe cleaner in the here.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Michelle, thank you some more messages.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
When it was just an after school care, we did
a school holiday program. We took the kids to all
these famous playgrounds around Hawkland. It was a great day.
We were to all the best playgrounds. And then it
was one of those things where you sit on it
and somebody else spins you.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Yeah. I love that.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
And a kid was sitting on I spin it for
a while. I said my turn. You turned to push
me and he said, I can't push you. You're far
too fat.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
Everyone's getting fat shaved by These.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Kids have to be hearing from somewhere, don't they asking
you about the times when kids really mean to you.
President Biden has spoken about how divisive America is at
the moment, divided. He said he's never in all of
his political career seen little kids holding f Biden signs,
ripping the fingers.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yep okak kids to be such a cool kid as well,
Such a cool.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Such a great person. Some Instagram responses. My son upset
me greatly. One day after getting dressed, I walked past
the lounge and hern try again.

Speaker 7 (51:10):
My god.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
I was staying at a mate's place and her niece said,
my auntie is so much prettier than you.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I was camping and a kid came, my tendency cool tent.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Shame it's so small.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Oh, we got so many.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Do you know? What's said is when people have like
changed their appearance or the way they do things because
of something, a tiny kid said one.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Of my Year nine students. Granted, they said it quietly
asked me, by the way, Year nine is a thirteen
year old. Bet do you know one of your ears
sticks out more than the other?

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Your business thirteen rap ponytails head out at school all
the time?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
No? Yeah makes me? Son said can you walk me
to clim esterday?

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Mom?

Speaker 2 (52:00):
I said yeah, but why today? And why not other days?
And he said, well, you've got makeup on and you've
tried to look.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Pretty for one Oh my grounded. Oh god.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
My friend who works at a GP clinic was explained
to a kid in the waiting room that there was
going to be a little bit of a weight due
to an emergency. Someone had been badly hurt and they
were going to have to deal with the emergency, and
the kid apparently went wampamp.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Wampam. Certainly a lack of empathy. Bring my mummacking. We've
said it multiple times this morning. Actually, my mother is
very very short, Yesterda. I was dropping my kids at
her house. My two year old asked her to be
looking after them. I said, Nana's going to be looking
after you. She said, it needs to be someone tall. Oh,

(52:45):
it's not tall enough to be an adult.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
I was walking down the street with my four year
old daughter and a big, a big guy was walking
towards us, and she said to me quite loudly, Dad,
that is a big, fat man.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
And he looked at me like it was my fault.
I didn't say, you got a problem talking to the point.
I used to teach Saturday morning music classes. One morning
in my twenties, I was a UNI student incredibly hungover.
One kid looked at me and said, cry key, you
look ugly today, but the following week you sait he
read out by now, so he kind of won me
over again.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Okay, it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
It's like when people say to women, what's wrong with
your face? Are U okay? And you're like, no, I
just don't have any makeup on today.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Yeah, this is just my raw. Are you an?

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Yeah, you look terrible?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Or did you get no sleep last night?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
No, that's just my face.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
I was dropping my kids off at early childhood center
that they go to, and one of the dads of
another kid was there and he's got a beard.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
My daughter said, your dad's face looks like my mom's mom.
You know. Yeah. I small child and I've never met
before in a store. Asked me once if I considered

(54:02):
getting my teeth fixed. Once we were shopping in the warehouse.
This is a while ago. There was an ad on TV.
It was an ad for a highlux and my little
brother loved it. He was hanging off the side of
the trolley going through the warehouse and there was a
person in the middle, quite a large person. Yeah, that
was gonna be impossible to get around either side and

(54:24):
the warehouse aisle, and my little brother hanging off the
side of the trolley yelled out out of the way
sheep shagger because he had set it on the ad
so upset. I'm an early child teacher.

Speaker 4 (54:36):
One child would laugh whenever they saw a man say
you've got a fat tummy. Got to the point where
I was avoiding this child like a school bully and
ended up getting gastric bypass surgery.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Um.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
A kid once asked me what there was in my face.
I said, it's a mole aka beauty spot. I'm sorry,
but that's ugly. I said, well, some people pay a
lot of money for beauty spots like this, and she said, nah,
get rid of it. So I had to hold myself
from telling a seven year old they do a friend.
She was ugly and didn't suit her face.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
I was visiting my sister's class of six and seven
year olds. I dyed my hair red and a kid
came out to me and said, you've got died here.
I thought I smelled chemicals as soon as you walked
into this room.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
My son asked his great grandma, what does your neck
look like a chicken?

Speaker 4 (55:23):
My daughter was looking in the mirror her south and said,
I'm looking at my boobies and they're like mums, and
her sister said to her, in no way, mums are way.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Longer than yours.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Now longer longer is no way to describe berbies.

Speaker 8 (55:35):
Play play.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
You know that I am always stuffing my algorithm on
Instagram constantly. It's like Christian content. And then, like you said,
it was nothing but travel stuff and I was.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Like, leave me alone. Well you've been traveling. Now it's
rubbing it in your face. I know, it's like, turn
me back.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
The one thing I've absolutely had enough off is the
one second trend, and it's people post a one second
video as a real so that when you watch it
you don't realize it's just ticking over view views, views, views,
and it's how people get more views and hence and
then they more into the algorithm, they get more exposure,

(56:19):
more money, and you don't even realize until it's too
late and you've given them five views. I'm trying to
find one now, one and it's just it's my algorithm.
It's like I'll linger on one video and it's like,
this is your whole thing now. It's all it's doing
is one second videos.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Because how long is how long does it count as
a view?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Well?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Yeah, I don't know because it just like I thought,
it was just like from start to finish of the video,
that's a view.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
But I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Well, let's go to the social media desc producer Shannon.

Speaker 7 (56:52):
Yeah, have you seen these? No, I don't use reels.
I'm under thirty, but I love that.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Absolutely, you through some trash because the refined department of reels.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
That's right. Two creme delication. Jesus, Look what I'm just
trying to find a version of this. Look what just
popped up on my reels?

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Is that that guy that cuts wood?

Speaker 3 (57:15):
No, I don't know he's cut something cut by anyway.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Sorry, I'm confused.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
I don't know anyway. So if you've seen these things.

Speaker 7 (57:29):
Yes, on TikTok, there's kind of a variation of this,
and it's called TikTok for Good and people will post
videos kind of being like, my dog has cancer, it
needs the surgery.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
We need thirty grand.

Speaker 7 (57:41):
Please watch this for five seconds help pay for the
surgery and they'll post a cute video of the dog
or is.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
It a short video that will just loop and loop
and loop.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Normally it's just a one second video. Yeah, you only
need three seconds to count as a view. This must
be making money off, so you need to be someone
watching it.

Speaker 7 (57:58):
So you need to be a part of the creative fund,
which isn't a New Zealand thing. But if you have
over one hundred thousand followers and you're in another country,
you can start monetizing that content. But also on the
flip of that, if you get lots of views, you
can get deals, and.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
You could share with your insights. Look how many views
I had in the last month. And then your video
is not even put an infid into it.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
There's the one second video here.

Speaker 7 (58:21):
But I think the TikTok ones are quite nice because
it's an easy way to do charity, you.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
Know, like you, both you and car woman saying you
will do this for people. Yeah, you will believe their
sob stories, which lets be honest, they're not proving it,
are they.

Speaker 7 (58:36):
You can.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Answer the one.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Second Instagram one comes with a sound yes, that's how long.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
When you're watching an ordinary real and Instagram and play
like twice before, it's like watching.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
In with us.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I'm just I'm just giving this woman, yes, and all
she's doing is holding an apparol sprits and blinking.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Yeah, she's making money off you.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
I'm just giving him money.

Speaker 7 (58:59):
There's a you on TikTok for people student loans, which
I love, and the videos will be quite long and
your own it's easy charity, and Carmen and I both agreed.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Someone student loan.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Know what if they're hot with a big student say
that they were hot?

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Okay? Well hot is okay? Your phone and just walk away.

Speaker 7 (59:23):
We were saying, we'll go to the bathroom and grab
a glass of water and just let the video runs.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Okay, and then this person with the sick dog or
the student loan is clocking up views and then money,
and you're right, okay, and then.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
I feel better about myself and it doesn't cost me,
if anything. I went and got a glass of water.
That's good for me, helping me.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
And then you're classing there is charity.

Speaker 7 (59:44):
Well, obviously I'm under thirty OUs, come on, grandad and
keep up.

Speaker 2 (59:51):
I'm over it. As someone who's been trying to put
I've been trying to make a reel for the last
three days. I'm putting some effort into it. With cat cut.
Make sure you logo way. We were talking about this
the other day. Someone we know leaves the capt cut on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Delete it the noise of cap cut.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
Then it's very anyway how they call that ni sonic logos,
sonic fruit like that, I just felt like you are.
He's doing slices like you slice the tomato slic can

(01:00:30):
then you eat it like a slice. But that's a
golden one. Did you wash it? It's good for your gut?

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
We should do it one. Yeah, and then say I've
got to seck dog with cancer and how much money
will I get because the creative funders. And then we
should say that our show is an I don't know
who's part of the creative fund Uganda Cayman Island, say
that our show is based in the Cayman Islands. All

(01:01:00):
the videos you guys are putting up, we siphon off
the money and don't tell our.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Employer what a great idea if they ask, well, obviously
it's not making money because we're in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
But we're in the Cayman Isle.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
I like that we might have to set up a
bank account in the Cayman Islands. Easy Leitch has already
got one. He's been dodging texts for years.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
I've been I don't pay any.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Text Yeah, maybe like proof that we love there, get
a VPN.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I've been to the Cayman Islands. I've got a photo
there you that could be me now.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Yeah, And I'm not even in New Zealand right now.
Legally I'm still.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
Sorted out that passport is shore. Have you emailed them?

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I emailed them. They said they'll take twenty days to reply.
So I feel good about myself that I've done it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Okay, update there in the Shannon.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
We witched a lot into there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
Speaking of wedges, I'm just uploading a video to my
social media if you want to see how Flitch's cuts
cap we throw.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
That's disgusting, the right way to kind of keep discussed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
I'm interested to see how go. If I was going
to de hy tracht KEI for it, that's.

Speaker 8 (01:02:01):
I'd do it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Pay so for years and years and years as a
girl that we as makeup you we have been told
you put on your foundation or your base layer, whatever,
and then you put.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
On tells you the world and society. Normal mom sit
down with their daughters at some stage and be like, well,
you've got daughters, isn't they like and to make up
and skin care and skin careyea make up so much.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
Yet well apparently it's can under ae kinciala is dead.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
So it's you'd get your cane, you know, conceiala, which
is what you put on your spots and your bits
and whatnot. It's like a thicker foundation that you put
over your foundation to cover.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
We have a photo shoot and they just basically like
jib over foundation the wrinkles.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
And that's foundation. If you had a spot like the
sky here that I've got. Jesus, yesterday we had a
moment in the bathroom together me in this one of
those ones. It has like a headache. Was it one
of those ones where splattered on the mirror? No, it didn't.
I was so disappointed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
I love when they splatter on the mirror. Yeah, it's gross,
it's like, yeah, but it's job done.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
It's job done. Mission accomplished.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
You feel like George Bush on that destroyer in the
middle of the Persian golf Yeah, mission accomplished.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
It's a weird so very famous. Mission accomplished.

Speaker 2 (01:03:26):
Well, anyway, you would put concealer over it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
And then for years we've been told you put brightening
under eye concealer for your dark your dark bags.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Now I don't wear it. I'd never wear it because
you don't have dark bags.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Thank you. I'm gorgeous. You're gorgeous, literally gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
But some people, and then in particular women, do suffer
from you get really dark like under eye circles.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Right, yeah, and then they would put.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Brightening like really almost white concealer to brighten at all.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
We've been told this for years. This we've been doing.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Look at the Kardashians, They're like glowing under the eyeballs.
It's deard apparently, and we're going to embrace the darker, natural,
heavier skin tone under the eye for a sort of
a sort of rinsed out look.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
It's all over TikTok step.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
This is news to us now, girlies, as fellow makeup wearers,
are you Were you ever really into the brightening under
I could sell it back in twenty sixteen when we'd
do like the heavy eye, shady contour everything. Yeah, you
would do a big white triangle and it was told
you had to go all the way down to the nose,
all the way up the cheekbone and then carve out

(01:04:27):
the cheek and.

Speaker 2 (01:04:27):
Then carve out the cheek.

Speaker 9 (01:04:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
Whereas now it's a little bit more chill, but still
definitely hit a brightening under it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Do you still use it a bit? CARWENI yeah, absolutely,
with this job and this wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
If I didn't, I'd look like a whole different human.
I reckon, Oh really, we've never seen your saggy, beggy
under eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Now I'm thinking, like, did I need it, but now
it's too late. No, you're right, I am stunning naturally.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Sure, right, but it's over. It's over, okay, Right, so
you're out there. Do you just meant to have bags
under your eyes?

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
So if you would have like your normal foundation on
or something just like let it be dark. We're going
back to that sort of heroin sheet lock.

Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
It is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Cringey, sort of messier, rinsed out. I've just popped a
little popped a bit of myth in me.

Speaker 7 (01:05:14):
Some people on TikTok co will actually put like a
slight red eyeshadow under.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
The eyeing this to look a bit blaze.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I wouldn't say blazed what I was looking for, but
like definitely like a softer.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
You've just been crying and rubbing your eyes, kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
Like a softer tireder.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
This is good because I've woken up this morning with
a slight puff and ixma patch under one of my
eyes injun in the eye. No, but it's annoying me
because the puff has brought brought up my cheeks slightly
into my eye line like that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
I haven't had anything, thank you. Well, I was just
thinking because my ex me gets red and now this
is the tree you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Need to wash your pillows.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
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That's just a little bit of k sma. The other
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(01:06:21):
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do doo.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Sorry, I'm just laughing because you gave me a slice
of apple and it had a little bit of seed
left in it, So I've actually sliced a.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Bag and I was going to throw it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
You grow up, Please give me a clean a slice
of apple maturity. Okay, Well, we've just had a delicious
slice of apple, and it is the fact of the
day theme this week Eating records. Interesting eating records. We've
talked about live live concroaches. We've talked about the world's
biggest meal that the person died from. They don't ever

(01:06:55):
want anybody to replicate that record because somebody died.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
We talked about eating Yeah, now, eight hundred grams of better.
We thought to ourselves accomplishable. But then the more we
thought about it hard and five minutes yeah yuck. In
twenty sixteen, good Youenoigy broke the world record for eating kale?

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
Gross right? Yeah? How was that five? Because that's young
raw ass, stalk raw ass kale okay as you would
purchase from a produced Remember when that was all the rage.
Everyone's like kale. It's probably the in twenty sixteen? Was
it protein? Fiber, vitamins, ac K, fol eight, Omega three,

(01:07:40):
fatty acid.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
It's good. I'm surprised with all your nonsense to talk
about gut health.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Non. I know it's nonsense witchcraft.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
Witchcraft has hurt you in the shape of your life,
has got your looking significantly, bit of it. They're scientifically
based witchcraft.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
I thought you'd be on the cave. I don't mind
it fits, but I didn't go out of my way.
I'd rather that broccoli.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
I love saying, but I love crispy kale.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Yeah, this is raw kale? How much and eight minutes
to set the world record? Do you have three kgs?

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
But in what quantity? Cups? Handfulsgs?

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
Tredder? Is it cumped?

Speaker 6 (01:08:17):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
But I don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
What's How much?

Speaker 4 (01:08:18):
Is a bag a bag of corls one hundred and
seventy five grams? I'm looking at like a bunch, a
decent sized bunch of carls one hundred and seventy five grams.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Because that's that's light. It's a light ten and them
one point seven kgs ten bags? Is that possible? Minutes?
Eight minutes? So what? Well? What did he do? I
want you five kgs five that's a ton of kale. Okay,
that's a bail of kale. Okay, two kgs of kale

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in eight minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:08:50):
I'll say one, I will say three, three and a
half kg's eleven and a half kg?

Speaker 6 (01:08:58):
What did you love?

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
Were you?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
No? I didn't poopoo? If you listen back to the audio,
what I said was, that's a lot of kale. You
said it of kale. I would have gone.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Higher he put you there, I would have got higher
because he poopo you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
I didn't poopoo anybody. I just exclaimed, it's a lot
of kale. Amount, that's a lot of kale living living
in a half k the way of the average two
year old human not cooked raw kale raw.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
The just started and cooked. How do you eat that
much chaos? The two year old steamed or fright. A
two year old is raw like a kale okay, right,
all right, minutes, I have no idea four hundred have
water to wash it down? Where?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
How did you have room in the tummy?

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
Actually, how did you have room in the tummy?

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
It's a lot, That's That's what I'm saying. That's everything
about this record is amazing. Yeah, okay, it seems unreal.
It does. I've checked.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
I said, do this wrong, and I googled it and
I found the name and another one four hundred eight
ounce is converted to grams eleven and.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
A half kilogram. Do you think tomorrow we could have
a cheese based eating fat something for tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
Lined up this please?

Speaker 1 (01:10:09):
Because I had a lot of cheese I was going
to do, okay, Mayo's okay. I like mayonnaise, but just
eating too much of it. I'm just going to check
this out here now because I'm gonna do a cheese tomorrow. Okay,
I'll find one and eight minutes. Only ate the equivalent

(01:10:31):
of eighty golf balls worth of mayonnaise in eight minutes,
weird messenger in twenty eight one hundred, one hundred and
twenty eight ounces, which is three and a half kilograms
of mayonnaise. How did this guy eat eleven and a
half kilograms of kale.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
I don't know, we're a wind mayonnaise pooping in between?

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Would you be straw with the mayonnaise? Why would you
straw a mayonnaise a straw, not if you've got a
good hoover like a boba tea. Because that's what the
row said about our Carl Flinch. He could suck mayonnaise
for a straw.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
You he's got one hell of a hoover going on.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
The human boy, boy, he's.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Got one hellbody.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Everybody strawy straw man, not even.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
Straw, not even a thicky stocks in a paper straw.

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
You can do anyway. So today's affect of the day,
and the hardest to believe, yes, is that the world
record for the amount of kale eating eight minutes is
the same weight as a two year old living on
a half kilograms.

Speaker 6 (01:11:39):
Of the day day day day day.

Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:44):
Do do do do do do Do Do Do Do
Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do do doo
doo de play flit play.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
Apparently there's a huge rise in millennials cutting off their
parents because they are bad for their mental health. They're saying,
my parents are narcissist, they're toxic. I'm over it, I
don't need it.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
I'm cutting you out now. I sort of thought that
we just sort of took the good and bad of
our parents and just went, oh, wow, they're older, you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Know, But then that's because you have great parents. I
do have great parents. And so you hear of some
people whose parents like the way that you're just like,
what are you dealing with here? They should be the parents, Yeah,
they should be the mature ones.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Absolutely. I mean there's I think there's like different degrees, right,
like there would be parents that are really terrible parents,
and then something like that's where you go like, look,
I love you, but being near you is not doesn't
make me feel good and.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Nagging me maybe like you know that maybe they've got
a bit of an Armond mum, you know, with the
what's an Armond mum? An Armond mum like, oh, don't
eat that, darling.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
You know, we.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Have a couple of armands instead and marks the ones
who were like, oh my god, a couple of Armands.
I'm absolutely felt the right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
I never knew my father, but before he left he
named me Sue. What I'm a boy called Sue, the
famous Johnny Cash song his father and.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
That's not.

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
Play.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
I would have thought that song was well known. Another
would have cut through.

Speaker 2 (01:13:25):
No, it didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
I mean you could. He named his sons su because
he knew he wasn't going to be around me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Naming him Sue would make him, you know, a tough
guy before.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
A fight with actually embarrassing for you. Yeah, that reference
was very.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
Reference in the two thousand and five Oscar Reward when
out of my life, that's.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
A I say his name hark one Phoenix fous you
always struggle.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Anyway, It's an interesting thing and lots of people are
discussing it online, and I thought we could get some
calls in of maybe you've cut tires with your.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Parents, calls using the phone that's not on dem This
is true. They don't have a phone.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
To talk to her grown up on the phone.

Speaker 3 (01:14:06):
No, but this is millennials mostly, so they'll pick up
the phone. But if you're a ginzer, you can take.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
It is wild, like, what what is the reason that
you have cut your parents?

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
Yeah, and maybe it's you know, it could be something major,
or maybe it was something just a decision you made
for yourself, or.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Maybe your mom with your boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
Okay, well we'll take juice.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
We'll take juice if you've got your I cut my
moment of my life as she shagged my husband.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
I mean, these things happen. Yeah, I don't know if
there's anybody, surely not that just was sick of their parents,
like nagging them, so they cut them off.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Maybe they just disappeared. You mean, you don't have to
formally announce it. Maybe you just don't. You just stop
talking to them and they're like you coming for Christmas.
You're like, wow, this is blowing my mind. I want
to we want to know have you can't ties with
your parents and why?

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Because there's a rise apparently millennials are doing this quite
a bit because of their mental health.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
They're just saying, it's not good for me to be
in a relationship with you. Thanks for your service, but goodbye, even.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Though you brought me into this world.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
But thank you for that, thanks for that, but other
than that, go away.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
But it is, yes, so we're hearing from people, Lucy,
why did you can't ties?

Speaker 9 (01:15:13):
My dad stands with a sign in the middle of
Wellington with a very controversial sign and he's kind of
like see me well known, Like he gets posted on
like one of the biggest Facebook pages and like Reddit.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
And I think I've seen it like super religious ye.

Speaker 9 (01:15:29):
Yeah, supercase Acon. He offers like one hundred dollars to
people if they can like convince. So I won't say
what the signs?

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Yeah, oh my god to promote that.

Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
And so you're just like, dad, I can't do this.
Oh yeah, no, no, no, yeah, no, I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
I don't agree with that at all.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Holy wow.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
And so did you when you made the decision to
not have anything to do with them, did you announce
it or did you just remove yourself quietly?

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (01:15:54):
No, it's a flog story. Well he's got this four
of us children, but like none of us talk to
her anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
And it was when my mum left them that we're
all like sweet, yeah, we'll go with you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Right okay?

Speaker 9 (01:16:05):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
And is it cool having a famous dad?

Speaker 5 (01:16:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
Thank you for sharing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Thank you some messages in when have you cut the
parents off?

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
Yeah, I've cut ties with My narcissistic mother had a
health scare. What she told what she was told about
on two separt occasions by my siblings. Siblings she's not
contacting me at all about it. Wow, cut ties with
my mum at fifteen. I've never got to know my father.
He wanted nothing to do with me. Tell rus about twenty.
It's so peaceful without them, And thankfully I have my grandparents.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Cool going to grandparents and be like, those kids are yours?

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
Would you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
You stuff that up? Didn't?

Speaker 6 (01:16:48):
You?

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
Kids are terrible?

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
It's quite an intense conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
There's a rise of millennials cutting their parents off, cuting
them out of their lives, basically because they think it's
no longer good to maintain relationship with them.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
So it too much?

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Is it's just too much? We want to know why
you cut your parents out of your life.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
I'm on the verge of being a third generation person
in my family who has cut off their parents.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
My mom cut off her mom, and her mom cut
off her. I'm on the verge of my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
How what what do they say? What the moms are doing?
There's no words to what they're doing currently stepping away
from my dad, he's just a dickhead. Okay, fair enough,
come my dad off. After he chose alcohol and drugs
of a relationship with me. Made this decision when I
was about ten. I'm now twenty seven. Haven't seen or
spoken to him since then. Best choice I ever made. Wow.

(01:17:42):
My mother was in a discussion with my sister, who
was talking to her about her narcissistic behavior and calling
her out on all the things she had done. And
then Mom said, do you think your sister made these
things up to be closer to you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
That's a sort of a narcissist behavior, completely lost on
an ars has haven't done anything wrong. Do you think
your sister's doing a game here?

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Yeah? Needless to say, when your first opportunity is to
put a word, you're down your kids to protect your
crap behavior lies, it's time to be cut off.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Yeah I just read that, and you can't read that.
That's terrible. So many of them are like full blowing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Someone takes and saying. My four year old constantly tells
me when she's a mom, she's going to cut me
out of it life. But oh God, went on the mum,
I'm done with you telling kids what to do. Cut
out the in laws after my mom.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
I caught my mother using very very racist my mother
in law using very very racist terms in front of
the children.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Racist. Yeah, we don't say that. We don't say that,
we're anything close to that. You don't And she said,
there's nothing wrong with that word.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Right by.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
These are all you do can pre read. I'm trying
to help you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
Out for I can't my mother off because she didn't
message me for nearly a year. During this time, I
was doing seventeen months of cancer treatment for quite a
bad cancer. She made it all about herself and that
she moved to Australia one day and didn't tell us.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
She's a nutbar of warm. People who know it always
are like, how are you? And then I talked to
them for a while. They're like, I'm just gonna.

Speaker 2 (01:19:11):
Say I don't know how you do a normal with them?

Speaker 1 (01:19:13):
Yeah, yea yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Listen, cut ties with my dad fourteen years ago. Ripped
me off over one hundred thousand dollars. Then I found
out he wrapped off his parents and his friends and
his sister. Oh you cut When I cut him out,
he told me I ruined his life and I forced
him to sell his property.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
It's like you owned a hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
It seems to be people.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
Cut their pearance out when they're like quite a few
of these when they're sick. Somebody else said I was
going through cancer treatment and my mother hadn't contacted me
to see how how I was, which was nothing new.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
I wasn't worried about it. And then when my sister
had her up and said, Mom, this is your daughter.
You've got to be there for her during this time,
my mom said to her, gosh, she always has to
make sense. Everything is such a massive deal and a
big drama, doesn't she Wow. I was like, she's got kinser.
My mom tried to ruin my wedding. That's all at sea.
My mom tried wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
She was gone interesting.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
My mother was controlling.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
I know you go, you go, You don't, no, I
want one to go because you were starting to read it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
I cut ties with my parents because my mother is
controlling and always wants it her way.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Found out she was bad mouthing to people. That's bad
mouthing year around town. She doesn't seem to care about
one of her grandchildren. She has three.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
Yeah, I banned me from seeing my grandfather even when
he was dying and I wanted to say goodbye. Has
told people I'd be a shit grandmother to my new grandchild,
even though she's one of the worst grandmothers I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Oh my god, family, Ah wow, oh wow, Okay, my
daughters are already planning to cut their dad off when
they turned sixteen.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
However, his wife is only seven years older than.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Them, so that is that why they're got a year
and from a different country after fourteen days of meeting
her between the lines, Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Okay, takeaway, a little takeaway.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Take away there, take the rest of them in a box.

Speaker 2 (01:20:57):
But a starte sauce. Hm hm, oh what did you
tell me?

Speaker 1 (01:21:05):
That was my tom thumbs, that was my ton tum tums.

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Hey, guys, I reckon. It was the most fun to
be the head on a show.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Not not for me, but I don't know where even nowhere,
even closed. You haven't been here long, have you?

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
I haven't.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
No, you were listening and you had fun. Won't you
give us a little review in a rating?

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
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