Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 23rd July 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, The flesh Worm and Hailey
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day. Good morning, Welcome to the show, Flanchfawn and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Really, welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Is it are you blaming the moon for your mood again? Today?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Do you know what? I have been off since Sunday?
And I went for a walk last night. I looked
at the moon and I thought, you, bastard, you're joining
this to me?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Is that? Is it big?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
And it's very big? It's very round?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Is it in retrograde?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Always makes me go a little bit lou Lelli.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I don't think the moon gets in retrograd. Mercury gets right, Yeah,
dumb dumbs.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't know how all this made up? Nonsense?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Worst? Wow, I go to talk about your religion line. No, yeah,
the moon's making me feel funny. It's all right. I've
come in with a positive attitude. Sounds like it for
the day.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Great time. Can well, let's say we can cheer you
up and give away twenty five thousand dollars today.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Sometimes soon.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
We're in the seventh week of this competition and still
nobody has nailed it five point zero zero seconds is
what we need.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
We don't want to call it bloody five on time
Christmas Special.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
People need to go earlier. I've said this from the start.
People are saying time at probably what is exactly five seconds,
but it's taking that point two, that point four to
get the words out of your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, spice it up, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Let's gotta go today eight o'clock, twenty five thousand dollars
up for graands with five on time. The top six
is coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, the top six new plants we're going to be
able to grow thanks to climate change in their associated
big town monuments. Oh okay, you know we've always been
a hell of an apple nation.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, with the climate ever getting warmer, yeah, we're gonna
be able to grow some things, probably generally bananas for
the belt.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yourick and bananas.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah, well we can grow bananas in the winterless all here,
but just not like lady little Lady Young when you
know the islands, when you go the islands and you
get them for breakfast.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Oh yeah, yes, sweet, yes, a sweet little nuts.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay, well, the top six aren't coming up soon, sweet
little nuts.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Thank you. Next on the show, when you talk about
pillow face if you are considering some cosmetic enhancements to
your face. Just I want to give a little warning.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
No, I'm aging gracefully.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
You are better than honestly anyone I know, Playable and
Haley calling it pillow face. And if you haven't heard
the term, I reckon you'll recognize the distinct features that
define pillow face or celebrities that have these features. I
was just chuck Madonna's name in the mix. Okay, now

(02:49):
you would have noticed. I mean, we all know that
Madonna's had like ten thousand face lifts. She's like one
hundred years old and always kept it pretty tight.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
How old is she?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
She's the same age as my mum, sixty Next the serf.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
She doesn't carry on.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Like your mum.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I'm no Crystal, No, Christina doesn't carry on my Donna.
Your mum's beautiful, and not saying that the Donna isn't beautiful,
but she's she's mucked it.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Up about she's tampered with it.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
She's got a gold card. Yeah, you can go to
Waihiki on the faury for free. Yeah, well we must
in voted over. Did you see that story about her son?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Saying I've finally moved out of home and I'm scavenging
for food, wearing this like insanely expensive thing with some
like ridiculous shoes and a handbag and stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
And he's like, I'm scavenging for food.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Just a cry for like more money from mud doesn't
know where to find food. It was probably always just
someone around who just food would magic his fingers. He's
moved out at home and there's no one following them
around with an omelet.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Well there's a oh yeah, I'm good right now.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Made it in life when somebody just is there with
an omelet omelet, they.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Know what you want for you to Yeah, I do
want that, actually now I want to. That's one thing
that f I was like, mega rich. I definitely have
a personal chef with one of those little omelet stations
and get a hotel and what do you want?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Feel you fill in the sheet like massrooms keeps. It'd
just be so cool too. That'd be a cool person
to have around.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Yeah, like what's up, good morning, my man? And you're
like hey, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
And they always make a great omelineos and stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I tell me this and I wouldn't rush it, but
I'd say, tell me the story of that tattoo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'd slowly work my way up the sleeve, across the chest,
down the other arm.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
And then they look at you some days and be like,
I reckon when we took another egg in there, Man,
you're buffing up a couple of extra whites.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Yeah, a couple of extra yolks, because you've got a
family history of cholesterol.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
But I'll go the whites number one prior I did
my research. I love this, that's my man. Well, the
reason we're talking about Madonna is not because we're all
hungry for delicious custom made omelets.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Right now.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
From her personal chef's her pillow face.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
And we have all noticed a distinct change in her
face over the last couple of years, in particular, less
of about tightness and more about puff. And they're calling
it pillow face. And they think, well, there's a cosmetologist
who she has all these skincare things online and she
thinks that there's a change in the way that we're
using facial fillers, derma fillers, which is you. It's made

(05:15):
up of a number of things, but the number one
thing is like hyaluronic acid. It's just like a big
puffing filler thing. And the idea used to be that
you put fillers into your cheeks, like to get nice
cheek bones or whatever, your lips or I think maybe
lips is different, but you know, you put it around
your face to fill it up and tighten up the
sag and then historically it would last six to twelve

(05:37):
months before your body would metabolize it and it would
disintegrate basically, and then you know, it works its way
out of your system and.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Then you would get more yeah, like bo like, it.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Only lasts for a soon amount of time and then
it kind of goes away and then you top it up.
But she thinks now that it's changing and instead of
breaking down and getting metabolized, it's actually just migrating, which
is why you see people's like it's going all up
high in their face and their eyes get all like
pushed shut, like Christy Teagan. She didn't showed an example

(06:06):
of Christy Tagan's pillow face in her cheeks like on
the side, she looks like she's been stung by a
couple of that.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Lady says that there's been MRIs and it migrates the
different parts of the face and can like surround the
lymph nodes and stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Yeah, so its not it's not melting away or getting
metabolized because it's also like there's like sugars in it
and stuff. Your body is supposed to just absorb it
and work it through. Yeah, mington but yeah, now they
say no, it's not actually And then so every time
we're adding more to try to fix the face, it's
actually not just coming out of ours. We're not weighing

(06:43):
it out.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Hence the pillow face. Everyone's pillow face. Oh yeah, so
she's like it's a slippery slope. You see people do
this all the time.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
I've seen lots of people getting on social media their
lip fillers dissolved. You can go on with another thing
that will break it down, because they're not breaking down naturally,
like the everyone's sort of been promised, and they do
they they move around and some people like, well show
their lips and they'll feel a little hard beads of
the fellow. That's kind of like moved around. Are you

(07:14):
have to do whatever you want to your face? You know,
may I'm gonna get it absolutely staple to the back
of my scalp one day. But I look forward to it.
You're just gonna be careful. You can be careful, and like,
if you're going to do it, start small, because yeah,
some of these faces, you just think maybe they've lost perspective,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Like, yeah, because you you think you've been your whole
life looking at yourself in the mirror, and then what
do you what do you think someone like Madonna.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
You should see it getting older?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, which is absolutely fine, but then what does she
look in the mirror now?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
And does she even recognized herself? I should probably just
think is probably need a bit more.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, it's also the thing, right, Yeah, like I've got
to fix it it does it was fresh?

Speaker 5 (07:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:57):
I better get some more. And then with this happening
that that's not dissolving. You've just got a face full
of fillers and it's.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
All moving around them, and then your pillow face and
then you got I couldn't believe that Chrissy Tagan photo.
That is she is going on and heads back at
critic who accuses of her having fillers.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
What you said stinks, is what Christy Tagan said. Those
kind of.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Critiques, and I serve to make the person you're talking
about and not want to smile and show their natural joy.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
She denies. She's thirty eight, flat out.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Denied having fillers in a series of it are she
posted on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I suppose yeah, like the whole entire shabby your face
can just organically change naturally in life to different areas,
to different areas, and particularly under the cheeks.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Where fillers next on the show?

Speaker 3 (08:41):
A big question for silly little Pole. I'm so glad
that we actually take the time to consider what people
want to know.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Cheerio sausages, cocktail sausages, hot or cold?

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Reading them hold of cold? Always hot. People are all
caught up with the UIs S election. We're answering the
big questions.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
Here, Playlet and Hailey, silly.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Dupodup it is so silly, silly, silly that silly pool sillytupo.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
Dupo silly.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Today's a little pool. What temperate it's here? Do you
eat cocktail sausages? Do you eat them hot or do
you eat them cold? Because if you're just getting them
a little bag of them from the supermarket to snacking
on the car on the way home, you know, hate
nose up. I mean, who is still eating raw dogging
like cop but like the kids love cheerio cheerios, right,
get a little half a doze.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
I genuinely believe, as an adult, hand on heart, I've
never bought a.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Bag of cocktail sauce.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
No neither. I think I've always been a receiver at
a party. Yeah, most likely a child's party. And I've
never actually, as a childless woman, water back.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
How do you cook a cocktail spoiler without explode?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
No, because I don't think it's ever been cooked. No, no, no,
you can to avoid exploding. Do you sausage them with
a fork? Pre preck, pre preck, but then it pulls
at the prep? I don't know, genuinely never cooked them.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
I mean I've.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Tried to bring them to a very slow boil. Yeah,
because you probably don't need to get them too boiling.
Do you can probably souveying them a survey? Yeah, seal
them in a bag and just a little yeah, I
mean they're definitely a bit of hot, right, Dip them
into some Tommy sauce, just awesome, sweet.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Regular tommy sauce. No, not sweet chili.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Sweet sweet chili doesn't stick to the skin, no slips. Yeah,
for some magical reason, tomato sauce will just be like
I've got this and fully in case.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
The sauce great sauce of procheine if you're a gimber
and so, No, I don't know and it's too processed.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Someone said, I munch on cocktail sausages when times get tough.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
That's a messaging.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Yeah, man, I mean like a like a safety sausage sausage.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
Yeah. No, I think we times get tough, meaning like
I don't have enough money for real sausages. Yeah, cozy,
lovey krysauce.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Eighty percent of people hot cold, that's still straight.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
When the packet reminds me of being a child and
the trips of the butcher with my dad, and the
butcher would give.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Me a free one. Oh yeah, yeah, they always sort.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
They I always go for. I feel I might be
buying a bag today. None, they're not good for you,
Carl says none. O yuck.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah, I mean.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm going to use to peel it.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
He was convinced the skin was the bad part, the
salty ultra process meat. The timerger of one s is
not of concern says Reuben, as long as enjoyment and
satisfaction are obtained when.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
The sausage is worth well, then the sausage is worth while.
He's very articulate, very Yeah. A grams of protein per
too little sausage. I only ate, only ate only considering
it's a meat product.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
It is very low.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
And there's five point six grams of fat. How much
sodium carb hydrates two point eight sodium three hundred and
fifty seven milligrams forgot sodium?

Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (12:11):
What are you allowed to day? Like two thousand something around?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yeah, it's called cold straight from the packet and the
way home in the car so I don't have to
share them from Kirsty. And then like thumb the plastic
deli bag out the window to get rid of all
the evidence.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
No, some plastic bag out the window. Your piece of ship.
You put it in there, You put it in the
glove by Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah, on a hot summer's day, you can't suspiciously, that's
smelling like sausage.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Guys, it's seventy percent meat.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
What's the other thirty percent?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Though? Spices, starch, soy, acidity regulators, salts, vegetable powders, antioxidant preservatives, flavor,
many things in a sausage.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
MacDonald's face edible casing.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, my grand not.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
According to Pops carwhen the show Vegetariancy that the number
one thing she misses as a vegetarian really even overst What.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
About nugs or roast chicken with gravy.

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Yeah, but like I can get bigger nugs and they
taste just the same.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
They The reason we're talking about this is someone in
the offices that I was in in the matter of
a snap block bag cold.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Cooked and then cold. They always cocked. I know, but
you've got to recook it.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
I should have asked, do.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
They have a dipping sauce.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
You're cold, plastic mass process. Lisa is hot or cold?
You do not, so she's at prefer hot. But I
can go either way, says Sophie. That's called a buy
sausage or my sausage.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
I remember used to give kids when we're in grocery shopping.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
The good old days with super good old days. Actually
tipp it's my favorite warm bar terrees. Dip and don't
boil it.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Just put in a pot with some tapwater, some warm tapwater.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Shasi cold because they're so limp and soft when they're HOTMP.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
I get what they mean there is like they're a
bit harder, in a bit when they're cold.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
You actually feel your teeth go through there.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, Amy says, they have to be hot, so the
risk of damaging your out. They have to be so
hot that they are at risk of damaging the roof
of your mouth. Will ever, then you do it in
a cool tomato source of counterbalance. That's all about balance.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
It's about balance.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
Katie says, I ain't ever enjoyed cold meat at any
stage of my life.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
We're not even not even a cold chicky.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
Slice about leftovers the next thing.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah, you're a little bit of cold lamb. Oh yeah, Sammy, yeah,
old lamb. It's good stuff, but a cold piece of
bettered fresh yum. No, not cold fresh.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
No, you're on your own there, I am.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
This could almost be an episode of Haley's Horny Book Club,
because you know this, this year in total has been
my year of erotica, and.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I've been your comedy shows all about it.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
A comedy shows all about it. My day is all
about it, My soul is all about it. It's all
It's all women are reading at the moment. Yeah, well,
they're calling it porn dosing in the same way that
people are doing there's lots of little experiments about microdosing
right with psychedelics.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, having a little bit of alista.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
I'm not condoning this by the way, nor am I
a doctor or a scientist that with that information might
shock you. Was talking about someone microdosing is the impact.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, it's listening on a podcast recently about and it's
incredible some of the stuff that it's doing because.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
You still get to eat a little bit, but your appetites.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
It doesn't ruin food, and it's more for treating addictions
in the other subway.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
And also PCO.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
What do you hear PC is yeah, polycystic operience. Yeah,
stuff like that. Interesting, Well people have been doing It's
like the microdosing is a lot of people you it
for depression because you have a tiny little dose of
whatever you're microdosing and it gives you a boost in
like serotonin and like happy hormones and stuff. Horn dosing
is exactly the same, and they're saying it can have

(16:12):
similar benefits without having.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Substances, right, which is drip feeding.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
A little bit of spiciness throughout your day in different
areas and not just saving spicy time for like nighttime.
And I do this, which is like I listen to
audiobooks in the supermarket, I listen to spicy things and
the horn up it w worths if you break down horniness.

(16:39):
What is this is a nice little mood boosting, little
happy hormone.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Isn't it bad to be you talk about micro dosing.
Isn't it bad if you're doing this all day and that's.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
All you're doing? Yeaheah. But micro dosing meaning like in
small increments. So the way that they because the loud
starts not yet, it is it's not only like good
for your mood, but it can be good for your
relationship because if you're dribbling a little bit of spice
throughout the day, ribbling sorry, yeah, that's where my brain
went and I went with it. If you were drop

(17:09):
feeding a little bit of spice throughout your day, you're
more likely at the end of the day to want
to engage with your partner in some ride, you know,
for feeling terms. It's good for your relationship as well.
So they were saying a good way to do this
is to replace the dopamine hitting things that you get
during the day that are less beneficial for you with
a bit of porn dosing. So for example, you know,

(17:32):
sometimes in a day, I'll be like, I'm want to
sit down the couch, I want to scroll Instagram, and
then you read all this research about how that is
like numbing your brain. It's actually doing nothing for you.
It's actually like ruining yourself esteem because you're seeing this
like perfect version of people's lives. Replace that with a
little audiobook instead. But I'm gonna take I'm gonna take
thirty minutes to have a little downtime. But instead of
the mind less doom scrolling, read a little book, or

(17:54):
I'll listen to a thing, or maybe I'll watch a
little something, and it gives you the same kind of
serotonin and mood boosting hormone little injection without the mind numbing.
So that's why this morning, I listened to a lovely
book on the drive to work. On the drive to work.
Then you arrived at work and you were very grumpy.

(18:17):
I was grumpy. But that's the moon. So I throughout
the day, I'm going to be trying to combat the
power of the moon with the power of porn.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
The power of erotic erotic audio exactly. Okay, the only
thing that can defeat the Moon porn.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Yeah, play.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Play blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
This is the top six.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Well, hello there, climate change is happening, like it or not,
and we don't we don't seem to be doing anything
about it anymore.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Wow, my hands under my bit What are you doing?
You know?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Yeah? Wow, we're going to be able to The one
good new thing is we're going to be able to
grow more fruit. Okay, we're getting tropical yeah, yeah, all sorts,
all sorts of that. You usually when you go to
the islands. Yeah, bananas, you know about it? And what
about coffee?

Speaker 3 (19:20):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 1 (19:21):
We could go crop get these? How warm it is
Kiwi fruit? But with the good comes the bad? Oh yeah,
kiwi fruit. Ninety percent of the country's kiwi fruits in
the Bay of Plenty, which will soon be too warm
to grow kewy fruit.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
In we're talking like a chill? Are we talking like
decades down there?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Twenty fifty You could see key free growing in places
like Tatanaki, Hawks Bay and Canterbury by twenty fifty.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Maybe will turn my parents back count into a kiwi fruit.
Get get a hit at that.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Yeah, blueberries which grow well, in the North Island it
will be less suitable for blueberries because again they need
the they need to chill. Yeah, avocados. Climate change will
increase the country's avocado real estate. Parts of the country,
such as again Tartanaki, Hawks Bay and the White Cutter
will be suited to avocado growing.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
You to reduce frosts, come into a lot of money.
You know, your parents get on top of it.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Wine regions, you're able themore for growing seven. And in
the North Island, Grisbone and Hawk's Bay will become too hot.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Okay. And meanwhile the South.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Island will become more suitable, particularly Canterbury and Otago.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
That's all right, let's move it down there.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Move more vineyards in Canterbury.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
But what about the pino noirs from down south, even
further down. I think Antarctica. We have to get in
and we'll get some.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Sub We'll get some Subarctic Antarctic islands down there, islands
down there doing nothing but penguins.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, just get some signs on there.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, a lot of rem for penguins and vines. The
penguins could do the standing on the grapes.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
They could stop them, stop their happy feet yep. Well,
of course when we start growing these new fruit, we're
going to need new monuments as well. Yeah, we've got
the giant carrot. We've got Cromwell's big hot peach, big peach,
big peachy.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Botty here stuff, don't it?

Speaker 8 (21:07):
Well?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
The sex New plants we can grow thanks the climate
change in the Associated Big Town Monuments. Number six on
the list, The mango at Mangaway. Oh, okay, my mango,
but we'll probably call it mango.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
I love a mango, but it gets so string in
your teeth and I don't like cutting them.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
You don't like mango? So good?

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Mango is one of the you did the thing when
you cut around roller flipping inside out.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
And strings still still stringy okay? Well, and also I'm
thinking we don't just limit it to our mango.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Why what about Mount Mango Nui. Oh yeah, they grow
mangoes down there because they're gonna be able.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
To grow killy for it.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Change to mangoes.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Mangoes Number five on the last of the top six
new plants we can grow thanks the climate change in
the Associated Big Town Monuments. The pineapple and Armie. A
lot of flat land around there, good pineapple growing land.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Because pineapples grow, They grow up upside down to.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
What you think, yes, and they take eight years or something.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
For three years, three years I've just been eating pineapples.
Will hard to be disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
One they threw out half a mankey pineapple and so
disrespectful to that.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Three years at top worked so hard you should put
it in a smoothie. Number four on the last of
the pina colada. Hello, smoothie, Back on.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
The cream and no cream.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Add more rum more, I did say we need a
schedule to blowout ll make it a pen of colada.
What is it when you just have rum and pineapple juice? Yeah, no,
little bit, that's a baby drain Now, that's not a
baby drink pineapple pineapple juice and chucking some cranberry. They're
clear up the uti. Number four on the list.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
It's going to need to get bloody hot for the
plant with its associated big town monument. Because bananas and bluff.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
I think if we're growing bananas and bluff, we're square screwed.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
We're screwed, totally, absolutely screwed. Bananas and oysters though, no,
no need the cold as well. That's why oysters grow
so well. They're right.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
It's because then the cold would have grows. The bigger
oyster does that? I think good? Move those down with
the penguins and the grapes. The top three are the
big seas Okay of tropical growth. Number three on the
list of the top six plants. Think we'll be able
to grow thanks the climate change and the associated big
town monuments.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
The christ Church coconut Okay is getting tropical.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, we're gonna put We're gonna put coconut trees all
over the porthills. You man, you'll see why. When they
fall off, they'll just roll on the hill. We'll just
grab it with the bottom. God heaven, we could have
a shoot in a knit shoot in an I just
can't love that. Love that saving on labor costs bingo
because they just rolled.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Gravity.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Gravity is our don't pay gravity that knowing the pay
gravity minimum wage. Dear number two on the last of
the top sex plants we can grow thanks to climate
changing in an associated big town monuments, the Coramandal coffee
beans the big bean, and.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
It says, well, can a coramand or flip the bean? Yeah, yeah,
don't forget to flip the bean.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Forget to flip and then that's the side of.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
The road like that and you flip the bean.

Speaker 9 (24:20):
Yeah, well just give it a little rub, yeah, you know, yeah,
it's it'll have one part where it's where it's yea.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
And number one of the less of the top sex
plants we'll be able to grow thanks to climate changing
in their associated big town monuments, the coca plant and Cambridge.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Oh yeah, horses, rich.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
White people actually in space that's probably already used on
its cocaine capital. So why don't we just whack up
a big, a big coca plant. Yeah, at the mouth
of Cambridge.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
We're going to become the new cocaine capital of.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
The rich rich, like soil and stuff around there. Yeah,
great for sort of agri cultural Yeah, things of the past.
So I couldn't grow some for the locals. Keep the
local support, local support. Los Today's subsex.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
Heay, CIM's Fledgba and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Well listen up, fellow future entrepreneurs, because we have a
new podcast coming to the zenim podcast network called out
today right now, indeed called Board to Boss, and the
creator of it, Georgia Patton, is here. Hello, Hi, thanks
for having me. I actually tried to boycott it. Yeah.

(25:34):
I was like, sorry, another successful, stunning, smart, intelligent woman
with the podcast. No, thanks, We've got that covered.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
You'd like to be the only podcast to.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Be the only one, right, And then they were like, no,
you master, it's a great podcast, and I was like,
don't tell me what to think. It's feminism. No, we're
absolutely delighted to have you. Thank you. Now tell us
a bit about Board to Boss. Where did it start?
Because you created your own business.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Yes, from scratch? Yeah, and then you I want to
help other people.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Do this pretty much?

Speaker 8 (26:05):
Yes, So you guys started a podcast competition for Zidim's
next podcaster and I found after a fugiens I had applied,
and then.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
I got I know what decisions they made?

Speaker 4 (26:17):
And I got a little.

Speaker 8 (26:17):
Finalist email being like you're a finalist and I was like,
for what.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Right?

Speaker 4 (26:22):
Love that?

Speaker 8 (26:24):
And then it just kind of turned to be this
podcast about helping entrepreneurs kind of find their way in business.
It can be a super super lonely space, and unless
you find that real tight knit group of entrepreneurs to
kind of feed off of and bounce back of, it.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
Can be super super lonely.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:39):
So this is kind of going to be that space
for people to go to to feel like they're not alone.
But then also for those who maybe are a little
bit bored in life to find some inspiration and just
come for a little bit of relatability.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Why is it lonely?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Why is it a lonely space? Is it competitive? Or
you've got no spare time because of how focused you
have to be on the task at hand.

Speaker 10 (26:59):
All of you.

Speaker 8 (27:00):
So the first couple of years of starting it, I
mean I'm five years in now and still every second
of my day is put towards growing my business, and
so you put a lot of social things to the side.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
You don't go to events or dinners or lunches. We've
got other priorities. I'm out.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
But then also the friends, the friends that you might
have might also not most of the time get what
you're going through. Yes, so get why you can't go
spend that money, or why you can't come to lunch or.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
There's also a glamour around being your own boss. And
this is what I like about your podcast is like
I see on Instagram all the time, like get out
there and just like be a boss bitch and like
do your own thing and it's like the actual reality
of it is not that glamorous. A lot of the time.
It's a lot of hard work, lonely, as you say,
and it can be a lot. Yeah, Oh, it can

(27:49):
be a lot.

Speaker 8 (27:50):
And like you said, it's glamorous half the time, yeah, sure,
Like I get to go to events and do launchers
and all that sort.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Of stuffs out again. I love that sort of stuff.

Speaker 8 (27:59):
But then the other half of it's just me sitting
on the couch watching Love Island with a computer for
six hours every evening, you know, while my partner watches
TV in the other room because I'm working.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
You know.

Speaker 8 (28:07):
There's a lot of that sort of stuff. Yeah, And
I think that's what people are going to listen to
and be like, oh my god, I'm not the only
one like, yeah, how old are you? You know, asking
twenty eight?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
You're twenty eight, Okay, so that's getting So what are
your like friends? Because I was saying I thought you
were younger, So I was going to say, are you
about age there where you're quite serious about something? But
you've got a bunch of friends that are just like that.
We're in our twenties and this is the decade where
we part travel the world, we party of travel, We
shuck responsibility.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
There's a bit of that.

Speaker 8 (28:34):
I mean, I moved to London when I was nineteen,
so I got all of that stuff out quite young.
And then when I started my business, I was twenty two,
so I kind of went straight into that series, but
quite early. So there's a little bit of that, but
there's also just I mean I talked to producer Pixie
a lot about this, and during the podcast that we've
recorded so far, there's a big thing of people going,
oh my gosh, you own your own business. You must
be absolutely killing it, rolling in it, all.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
That sort of stuff.

Speaker 8 (28:55):
Oh yeah, But then you speak to every single business owner.
You know, we don't pay ourself that money. We put
that money back into the business totally and our you know,
in terms of getting paid more than we do.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Like but also again it's like their Instagram thing of
these like I follow quite a few like young female entrepreneurs.
I cannot say that word. It's always not where I
expected to be, but they do. They sort of show
off this flashy life so and I know that they're
trying to like say, like get out there and have
aspirations to live a life like this and you can,
but a lot of the time you're like, surely that's bullshit.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
Yeah, and that's kind of where I'm trying to keep
it real. And I've showed the whole business journey from
day dot so back when I started at my parents'
house in the spare bedroom to now having our own office.
I've showed every single bit, whether it's the messy or
the ugly, or me crying or you know, shit going
wrong and it's going so wrong to the point where
like I don't know how to fix it. I've shown
all of that on social media, and that's what I
want to bring into the podcast is those stories that

(29:48):
people don't often show on social media, and so.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
You're chatting to other entrepreneurs as well. Yes, yep.

Speaker 8 (29:55):
So we've got a really amazing bunch of people coming
in to speak to and it's most of the time,
I guess businesses that you would have seen on social media,
so the ones that you do follow and maybe want
to know the Pine stories. Yeah, we've selected some good
some good people to chat to and there've been some
really exciting chats so far.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
You can maybe it born on for season two when
you finally start one of your businesses that you've been
dreaming up. That's where he stops. Maybe you could listen
to the podcast. And I found a shark tank and
I'm like, look, he's five things. I don't care. I
don't want anything to know of them, but they're just
battling around up here. I got to get them out.
What's the market for the so far born? It's a
rad idea in my head.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Or you can listen to the podcast the first episode
out today review podcast iHeartRadio.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Board to Boss Georgia, thank you so much and good luck.
It goes well me too, Hi fled Vorn and Haley
Lily Ellen. I like Lily Ellen because she's not really
doing anything anymore, do you know what I mean? Like,
is she doing more music?

Speaker 1 (30:57):
I think recently didn't she do? No, it wasn't she
just kind of the last like a few years have
just been. My brother was in Game of Throne.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
She has a podcast. Okay, I'm okay, it's a podcast.
She's married to David Harbor. Yeah, what's his face decayed something?
What's his name Harper? It's like very similar to John Harper.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Harper anyway, whatever.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
I love Lily Ellen ever since the Smile days, you
know when album was fantastic, such a good album, and
I saw her live a couple of times and she
was amazing, which I don't have any opinion, only we
didn't ask for your opinion. Here is another white male
for God. So I literally just had this is what

(31:46):
he just said before going to hell? Because white man?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
And did you just say before before we went on?
I wouldn't repeat it. It doesn't really, it does not
be repeated. I was just thinking that your job had
has some Lily Ellen in the background.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
I thought you had some to play.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I mean, I can get it, but it doesn't feel
like it's my job. I'm here for color commentary.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Give me some smile, please, Well on you we're.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Racing, We're racing, We're racing. I spelled Lily Allen ros went,
this is the explicit version.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
You can't play that.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Because she's got potty mouth.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
She's rough such a potty mouth. I can't find it
very very much.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, look now producer Jared's goten involved. How many men
does it take to play one Lily Allen song? Apparently
three three, and it's still not playing album? Was this
was all right? Still this was a fantastic in this game.
But here it was two thousand and six. This is

(32:50):
eighteen years old.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
The sound.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Yeah, I saw her in two thousand and seven. Anyway.
The reason I'm talking about Lily Ellen is because she
was talking on this podcast that she does with her
best friend. Um not everyone has a podcast now, I know,
do you know what I mean? I've got two or
quid awkward. She was talking about the fact that the
friend that she does this podcast worth has known each
other since birth, and she said, oh my god, I
know something about me that you don't know about me.

(33:13):
And the friend was like, what she said, I'm going
to admit something. I don't know how to do the laundry.
She doesn't know how to wash clothes. She's very afraid
of a washing machine. She thinks, doesn't she have a kid,
super kid? Yeah, she says, David and the kids do
all of the washing. Okay, so David does it all
for her. She said, I can iron, but I dare
not touch the washing machine. I don't know all the settings.

(33:34):
Super speed. I just always do this quick quick.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
I'm always a quick forty or a yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Yeah if it's super filthy stuff whatever.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Hour she's got a who gives her older than mine
twenty eleven and twenty thirteen, doesn't know how.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
To know her. But is she like so rich that
there's always been someone to do the housework?

Speaker 3 (33:58):
I don't know. Well, she says it's a fear because
you know, she's been a fashion icon since day dot
and even now she's had this kind of revamped look.
I think it's because she's always She said that because
she's afraid she's gonna something will bleed, or she'll shrink
it or something. And she's like, I just want she
gets someone else to do it. She just her husband doesn't.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
But who did it before the husband?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I guess my friends, managers, whoever.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
She had people into clean. You've got kids, You're washing
increases exponentially. It's not just like four versions of you,
it's Mike, six versions of you right where that once
chuck that in the washing like it's always just constantly.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Oh god, hideous.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I've also got a wife that washes her jeans far
too much.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
You don't need to do that. No, maybe she needs
to know.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
I tried to shame her out of it, right, but
didn't work.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was gonna say, do she need
to flicker? UNDI, yeah, you know, a reinforce anyway, something
to discuss with her. Dipperly not to be discussed, I
think in this public.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
For I'll bring it up with them.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Don't want a woman you want listeners to message her
and say you need to reinforce guss.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
You're underwear?

Speaker 3 (35:11):
No no, please, how you will be unleashing Listen now,
I think, and I'm not trying to be judgmental here
there as an adult, people should know how to do
the washing. Shouldn't know how to use the washing machine?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
How many did Were you ever in a flat with
the classic Gintilanni or the Fisher and pinke or agitator
in the middle? How many people would put powder in
the fabric soft?

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Oh no, no, yeah, wanting for the powder raw dog
in and then the a little bit down that God,
the amount of people are flatted with it. Didn't know
how the clothes still stunk afterwards? Yeah, idiots don't use
any powder cake of it.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Yeah, we want I want to know. Excuse me? You
just fingered me to play you you let it la? Yeah,
I didn't let it, Lamb. So I feel like you
should have picked up there where you're going? Where you
what have you? Where you hit it? No, just just
go the head to get I would have just looped,
just loop. I don't like looping because I always forget

(36:10):
to turn looping.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Off on my So you'd rather play a lesser known song?

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Was it sucks.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Married?

Speaker 3 (36:22):
Like we see it now? Lily Ellen doesn't know how
to do the washing? I want to know what is
the thing that you don't know how to do as
a growing as a grown ass adult? What can you
not do?

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Maybe you don't good song.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
Is the explicit version.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
I will Why has he done that? He's living dangerously.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
He's tasting us. We want to know what is it that?
It's about a swear?

Speaker 4 (36:43):
You could be read on the second line.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
I don't know there was a swear word there. I
don't know what it is. Yeah, he's painted it down.
What is the thing that you don't know how to
do that you should know how to do as an adult?
Maybe you don't know how to ride a bike, Maybe
you don't know how to read, maybe you don't know
how to.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Do And have a Lily Allen song in the background, Well,
Vaughn has not having the X Files theme song ready.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
One's really work with an amateur. I'm working. I'm the
one working with two amateurs.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Oh wait, a hundred dolls? It even give us a call.
You can text her as well. Nine six ninety six.
It's a safe space.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
You can open up to us and admit that you're
an adult that doesn't know how to do something.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Someone here doesn't know how to mow the lawns. Got
a pump it, then you're got to pull it.

Speaker 6 (37:29):
Yeah, you just do it like right and then push
it over the lord over.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Then the grass is long.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
You do that, and you just keep finding judgment frame,
we're being judgment.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
I wait, hundreds, I can't cook rice. Sorry, no one
in judgment.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
I mean literally you might have.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
Rice is hard to cook. That's why I buy the
ninety second packet. God say you're an Asian wife currently though,
we would like to know the things that you can't
do that you should be able to do because you
are a grown ass adult.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Yeah, Lily Ellen doesn't know.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
How to do washing. There we go.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
I had the song ready that time. That was gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Jerry got there ready for you. Didn't you lie to
don't you lie to the people? Jared Now We're getting
a lot of messages and from you lot. So many
people don't know how to cook rice. Yes, it's very
hard to cook. Yeah, I had a one to one
point five.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I've got one of those. One of those microwaves are steamers. Yeah,
you put and it steams it. It's really good. Yeah, nice, nice,
And that's that's easy. But otherwise, just get the packets
right to one point five, two minutes in the microw.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Wash washing fifteen minutes.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
Long.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
Bears Marty, be mart It's Marty fragrant.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Monica, what do you not know how to do as
a grown adult?

Speaker 10 (38:48):
And I haven't known my times tables apart from two five.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Feature. Oh okay, see, I'm not a primary school teacher,
and I only know that you know nine, no, no nine.
But if you add the numbers together, what so nine
times three? Yeah, you just go back from three as
two two plus what is nine?

Speaker 6 (39:09):
Yes, you've lost.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Nine times three is twenty seven. Nine times four is
thirty six because three plus six is nine.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
So what would your best times table be, Monica? Mine's
I reckoned one and elevens.

Speaker 11 (39:23):
Zero zero one for sure.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Yeah. Zero times tables is a deceptive, isn't it zero.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Do you have to you would have to teach the
times tables.

Speaker 11 (39:34):
Yeah, but it's a bit of like roat learning as well.
So I was telling Jared before that when it comes
to basic facts, because its like in class, I just
get like the brightest kid.

Speaker 10 (39:43):
And I get him yell out the apples or hurt.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
We just pretend yeah, that's good for you, make it yeah, man,
And then you don't know if they're actually saying the
right answer. You're just like, yes, I.

Speaker 8 (39:55):
Normally have it up on my computer secretly just to
double chick.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Yes, the person I had at the moments pretty onto it.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Okay, that's why we got cell phones.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Man, I love that, Monica, Thank you, Nate. What is
it that you can't do as a grown adult.

Speaker 11 (40:11):
You can't make a cup of tea to save myself?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
It doesn't seem that heart the water in a bag,
isn't it?

Speaker 11 (40:18):
But everyone everyone has it made differently out there. When
people talk about steeping and milk first or t.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Bag first, milk milk first, that's a fool.

Speaker 11 (40:34):
Milk first.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
Well, you tell your daddy's dark he's living wrong.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yeah, he's absolutely, he is on his last The straw
breaks the camel's back. He's putting a ryman for milk,
and first, one more time, I don't even think the
ryman would give a milk.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
They wouldn't know. They wouldn't because they know old people.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
They probably kick him out of the ryman and had
to go to one of those retirements they.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Lock them in a it. So if I said to you, now, Nate,
like God, Nate, I would love a cup of tea,
what are you going to do?

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Like?

Speaker 3 (41:05):
How are you making it for me? Oh?

Speaker 11 (41:08):
I'd put the tea bag in and then the hot water,
but then I wouldn't know how long.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
To leave it for three minutes, three minutes, just till
it's real brown. I just leave it till it's really brown.
Sometimes I'll just give it to them with the bag
in and be like over to you. So, yeah, good call, Nate,
Thank you for sharing it.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
She Nate that felt vulnerable from him, and did I did.
I'm a thirty seven year old mail and I still
can't ride a bicycle.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Get some training, take off. Your dead must have leaved maybe.

Speaker 6 (41:38):
Yeah, just at a nerve.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
And because that's the kind of thing as well.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
You can't like I've seen adults learning to much harder
to learn as an adult.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah, well there's much more of us as well.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Yeah, and because you can't be an adult with training wheels,
Like you can be an adult in a pool learning
to some, but you can't be an adult with training wheels.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Yeah, with like the little like testing handles and stuff.
It's that weird, the little beads on the on the spokes.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
Restringing the weed eater. I've been shown before. I still
can't work it out. Yeah, you still love doing that.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
Wound heaps on. It came off a little bit like plastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
good stuff. That's nice, good stuff.

Speaker 6 (42:18):
Nice lot.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Another rice cooker. I can't cook rice in a pint.
I'm a qualified chef and I have been for ten years.
I have never been successful. I cooked rice in a pint.
I've got a rice maker. It's amazing rice every time,
So do I. It's called a pot and a tap.
Have some respect for the rice.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
I'm forty three and I can't blight balloons neither neither.
I had to blot balloons for the party we had
in Italy, and I'm afraid of balloons popping, so they
were all real small. Oh embarrassing. My mom came out
and was like, oh, well have you blown them? They've
done what?

Speaker 2 (42:51):
So they just kind of looked like they were three
days old. In just deflating.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
That's enough.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Someone said that they don't know how to open tin
cans very hard. Don't open a tin cann't have a
pool tab not. Oh yeah, I do get a grieve
now when a can doesn't have a but what about
when the pool tab comes?

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Oh my god, I hate that. Yeah, I'm like, why bother?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, I had a flat man who would just not
know how to peel potatoes. To be honest, I don't
know who's still peeling potatoes. Scrub the potatoes, grub the
skin rules. If I'm doing a mesh, it's coming off.
I know the mesh but a texture but of life,
but pervisions?

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Have you got some innocence on tap? Just you gotta
playcence today?

Speaker 4 (43:37):
You're not ready?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Thirty one year old female.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
I can't put ear in my tires, can't gout rice
in a pot, can't change a tire, but I can
change my oil, so feeling that balances it out.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Not if you can burst your tire though, because it
was flat.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
I can fill my car up and put oil on it.
But anything else like putting water in it or changing
a tire don't know. Yeah, no idea, that's not the
AA is for a roadside rescue. I work with a
woman and a sperim who's never pumped gas into her
own tank. Blows my mind. Her husband always well either
she's whether her husband or her husband goes and fills
up a car for it. Oh sounds like he's snapping

(44:15):
out for it. And that's weaponized in competent.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
It totally is now with Actually, just to may I
side step, we've actually had quite a few messages in
saying it is milk first, someone even claiming to be British.
I'm English and always milk first, but tiny bit don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
But is that?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Are we talking like milk and a cup and then
you pour it from a teapot that's already been brewed,
because even then you've got to put the tea in
and then.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
You add know, because then you can see how much
milk you're.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Head it exactly to have that perfect babe. Yeah, that's
probably why they were expelled from Britain. And see because
milk first.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Fifty three year old woman can't poach yourn egg.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
I'm not great.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
I'm fantastic.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
You are, I know I'm not a swirly thing.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
A swirly thing.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Couple of bluffs of vinegar. He's like a little early
thing and put all the eggs in at once. I
can't do it them all into a bowl. Yeah, that
you can get into the po Also, I go a
deep pot. I'm not afraid to go a deep pot
because then you can really get your whirlpool going.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I'll go and show them all in the middle at
the same time, and they'll wind themselves on really.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Like Gordon Ramsey.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
But not I say. I prefer scrambled eggs because it's
really the only way I have to. Yeah, I'll be like,
do you know what I fancy a fried egg today? Why?
Easy's cracketed?

Speaker 6 (45:35):
Play play all right.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
We're giving it another shot to receive a jingle for
Shannon's Hacks, which she'll only get when she gets five
stars max for Shannon's Hacks. Now it's Shannon, Yes, you
have a travel hack for us.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Yes, in this cozy living cry Baggage can be so expensive,
but you need to take all your cute stuff to
have your hot girl Europe.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
You know, do you know what's so annoying? When I
was coming back from my holiday in Italy, I was
feeling my bag and I was like, it's too heavy. Yeah,
So I took out a bunch of stuff and there
was some little scales in the apartment I was staying,
and I was like, hey, I'm getting close to around
twenty five. Dumped a whole bunch of stuff with my parents.
Got to the airport. I had a thirty kg allowance.
I could have taken it. No, there was so annoying. Anyway,

(46:25):
side step.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
This could help you next time you travel Hayley, Okay,
So basically, if you've got lots of handbags you want
to travel with again, maybe you're going to Europe for
Hot Girl Summer.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Why do you need more than one?

Speaker 3 (46:36):
I didn't take any hand to go.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
With lots of different outfits.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
I took no handbags.

Speaker 5 (46:39):
Okay, Well, imagine you took lots of different handbags to here.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
You didn't have a money belt.

Speaker 5 (46:44):
Yeah, okay, So they take up a lot of space also,
so does your stuff. So what you do is you
get through security, don't do this before security. Then you
take out from your bag maybe three four little handbags,
and you wear a nice puffy dress to space and
some denim shorts underneath. In each shift, no, no, no,
In each of your belt loops, you attach one of

(47:07):
your handbags with some stuff. Now your covers your handbags.
You can get them on the plane. Once you're on
the plane, put the handbags and you're wherever you can
take off the dinner.

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Shorts and be comfy. But for that short time where
you need to get one nineteen forties poofy style rock
and roll sort of skirts, four or five.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Handbags in them, nothing.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Just the stuff you can.

Speaker 7 (47:36):
It'll help you get some weight out of your carry on.
But if you have to do it after security, you've
already chicked your bagging.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Are you only your worst one carry on with you?

Speaker 5 (47:46):
Don't they carry on once you get through?

Speaker 2 (47:49):
Sometimes no, not once you get.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
No, very rarely.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Yeah, Like you're getting through, and then you've got to
make it look all good and stuff, So just chuck them.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
On your hips.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Where you came to Flitch, King of Travel? Yes, who
I always like shadows? And what would you do any
panics so much that he doesn't form me? You came
to the King of Travel with this terrible hack.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
She thought it was a good idea with a high
waisted poofy chuli skirt, and you've got like four handbags
on your dinner shorts through each belt loop. Oh no,
and I'm giving an absolute idiot.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
I'm giving this zero, giving zero stars out of five.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
You have moved so far away from a jingle, it's
not funny. I really thought I was going to get
at least one nova zero zero. I'm livid she's still
talking carwhen you're giving this zero stars, admitt.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
I'm just so confused how she warned me off here?

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I told you how many stars zero?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
This is worse than the Uber one.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Ordering a kebab on Uber William to take respectively grate it.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
It feels like that's upwards of a three.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Now yeah at the time, but this one's really the dolgrooms, Shannon.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
I think instead of making you an intro, I think
we almost dropped the segment.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
We must do. You know what we must do as
your punishment for this god awful hat.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
The next time we as a show travel for work,
I demand that you wear enormous puffy skirt and you
have to carry all of our handbags on your dimm
short loops.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
I will do that. I accept my punishment and I'll
come back with a better hat.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Okay, God, next on the show. There are I don't know,
I don't know if she is next on the show.
There are petitions. People want change, and do you know what,
I'm on board with this idea.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Yes, play.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
And Hayley.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
We love going to concerts and more and more we've
been experiencing artists doing concerts on like Thursdays, Tuesdays.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Well my days. I put in the choice of varn concert,
which is like not till December, but that's like a
Monday or a Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
It's a Monday. I'm looking at it now, Monday, December second,
Jared and I are off to iron Maid, and that's
on a Monday. We went to a concert last year
on a Thursday, and then you got to come to work,
and yes, we get up early, but it's rough for everyone.
Producer Carwen is going to g Flip tonight. Yeah, I
can't wait the watch the watches, yeah, baby flip. Yeah.

(50:47):
And you and a lot of your friends are sick
of these late concerts. Oh my gosh, during the midweek.
Oh my gosh, it's Tuesday.

Speaker 7 (50:56):
Like, even for my friends who have a normal nine
to five or eight thirty to five whatever time schedule,
are like, this is insane.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
So this is a sign that your elderly gen z.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Yeah is it?

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Though? Clean your cusp. Here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (51:10):
I'm going to g Flip tonight. Guess what time they
come on stage nine, nine thirty, and you.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
Know they're going to be fashionably late. But for sure
Spark always have eleven.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
But like even if G plays for an hour and
a half, say we're at eleven.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Eleven, I won't either, And then you've got to get home.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
I live about half an hour away. I'm going to
sleep at midnight and you're getting up at four three hours.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
Sleep for me.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
You know, Yeah, you wake up super early, But are
your friends that don't wake up super early the same?

Speaker 7 (51:50):
Yeah, So my friend has gone to the gym this
morning extra extra early for longer so that she doesn't
have to go tomorrow morning because she knows she'll get home.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
A double workout day.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Spot.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
And then one of my other friends is just like,
that's my bedtime too, Like my flatmate goes to a
bit basically at the same time as I do.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
I feel like this happens to us because we're in
New Zealand and we're the bottom of the world. And
they come to us after they go to Australia and
they give Australia the Saturday night the Fridays and they
take Sunday off to travel to Us and then they
give us a dirty Monday. I mean, gee, Flip's got
a lot of energy as well. I mean, I can't
believe I'm going to Iron Maiden on a Monday.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Yeah, it doesn't have Monday energy, a middle.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Monday, No, it's but it is. It's because we're sort
of like the last destination? Is it because everybody else
going to Iron man is going to be retired so.

Speaker 7 (52:35):
They don't have to get out for work the next
day probably, But also I think it's not just us though.
So a couple of artists who are smaller over the
last two weeks or so have been in Australia. One
called the Last Dinner Party. They went quite viral on
TikTok recently. Their show last week started at six thirty.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
They were on stage.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
It's finish work, finished work at Fine Drink and a
snack yep right into the concert.

Speaker 7 (53:00):
I eight and then another artist, Eliza McAlpine, was on
stage at like seven seven thirty ish but didn't have
an opener.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Oh yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Yeah, this is nice and we love supporting openers. Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Suppose so how you just said screw them today? Controversial?

Speaker 3 (53:19):
What depends on how then you can have an opener,
but just have them on like at five, have a
lot about three o'clock school pickup. Yeah, we're getting in
there to the concert and join the opener.

Speaker 7 (53:29):
Yeah, or even opener at seven main act eight.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Yeah, totally, that'd be nice. Like this, it's like it
harks but like remember when you used to go to
town and you'd be having drinks before town live and
how embarrassed we can't leave here? Yeah, imagine. Our favorite
thing is when we make a social occasion and we say,
like what time we kick them off? Well, it's four,
you know, and then our normal friends can join us later.

(53:53):
Everyone out of the house by nine. It's by nine done.
Even if you have lots to drink, even if it's
a big night, you're still getting plenty of slogs. It's
the way to go. I think we should I think
we should think we should do a petition. A petition, Yeah,
I think we should. We'll get one going and we'll
get lots of signatures on it and we'll change the culture.
Three o'clock opener, five point thirty Main Act doors shut

(54:16):
by eight and in bed by nine by nine.

Speaker 6 (54:19):
Yeah, play fled Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
The thumbs up. We've talked about it before because my
mother is a big thumbs up no matter.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
What you say, yeah, She'll just send an emoji and
that's it.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
As someone who would absolutely love to be a grandmother, right,
my Patsy would love to be a grandmother. And I
have told her I'm flat out not having children. If
the day ever happened and I text her and I
said I'm pregnant, she'd be like, thumbs up, do you
know what I mean? No matter what I've been in
a horrendous car accident, I don't know if I'll make
it or not.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
And even if it's an emoji, your message parents and
they'll just say okay.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
Yeah, okay, okay, yep, yes, okay. I just like actually
sent me three paragraphs. Yeah. Yeah. I got a tattoo
sort of in my mum's honor yesterday and she said,
why did you choose those champagne glasses because I got
coups instead of the too ones. Oh wow, what are
they the great gads ones that you Yeah, anyway, whatever

(55:19):
it was on that one, it was almost as good
as the thumbs up. Well, gen Z are the ones
who absolutely hate it the most. They're saying it is
the rudest response to any kind of message you can
get now produce. Jared actually messages me before saying any
audio for this little bit, and then I said no,
and then he seen an accidental thumbs up and I
seen him too, and then he said, oh my god,
I hate that.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
And then I said a little mini reply to his
and was the thumbs up.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
It's torturous.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Yeah, it is so rude, or like in a Facebook
chat when you accidentally thumbs up, it's so embarrassed, so
embarrassing because.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
You know on Messenger, you if you're in a group,
you can customize the emoji response.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
So in one of my groups it is it's a
champagne glass, a coop Fay style.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
People to change the theme of faith, you know Facebook
message you like click where no writing is a little
bit like do you want to change the theme? Yes,
and I pocket changed the theme and then I was
talking to a mate about something is like coming give
your hand. I was like, that'd be awesome, and then
I thought I was gonna be thumbs up. Was a
heart changed the whole dynamic of it.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
In our work chat, we have two African American women
in the background like cartoons and the thumbs up as
a star. That's our work chair. You what's this theme? Oh?

Speaker 2 (56:35):
Yeah, this was this was did you pocket change the theme?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Changed on purpose? Impact through impact through art? Just I
like the colors right right?

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Well, so thumbs up. Jess was on a mission. They're like, oh,
and they're going to start calling us out on it
if you send the thumbs up, they're going to be like.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
What like public name and shame all us out.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Yeah, they're going there everywhere, they're sharing on TikTok how
cringe it is. They're making us more cringey if we
use thumbs up. So we can't do it, or you've
just changed the theme in our check to brat you
know that green brat Brat thumbs up as a green heart,
our green heart there and did a little dance. So
if you're a thumbs upper.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
It's time to retire.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Fucking am I retire? The thumbs up, yes, old man,
the thumbs up is great. Well, then you're getting canceled
by gen Z.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
No what will they do?

Speaker 3 (57:27):
They have to have a sleep. They're gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
They're gonna work from home. Oh no, they're gonna wear
baggy jeans. Oh no, what are they gonna do?

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Play lovely producer Shannon, who received a appropriate roasting earlier
this morning for her terrible travel hack. We're back with you,
my darling, because you have revealed to us that you
and your partner have a new hobby together.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
So we're like maybe two months into living with each other,
and I'm kind of like, I want to keep the
spice alive, you know. I don't want to become like flatmates.
I want him to be my partner, my lover. So
I was like, I want to start doing something.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
I want to part Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
So I was like, what's something we could do together
because we often have like separate phone time, you know.
I was like, let's do something that every day we
can spend half an hour together. And my partner is
a magician, and don't last I wasn't and he one
of his skills is juggling, and he was.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
I thought that was primarily for clowns. There was it.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
No, so he can juggle and he was doing it
around the apartment and I was like I should learn.
I said, can you teach me to juggle? So now
we're three days into juggle training.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Are you hearing this come out of your mouth?

Speaker 5 (58:58):
YEA.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Make it when we're doing it, like, where's the where's
the room? We're juggling wine before we serve it.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
No, no, no, And we made rice balls.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
I got balloons and wore making poise a little pois.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:13):
You get like two balloons and you fill it with
rice and then we have two sets of them. And
he's been teaching me.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
But now he's gone for a week, so it's up
to me.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
To continue the practice, trying to surprise him when he
gets back. Hopefully I'll be up to three balls at
that point.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Are you just doing one at the moment? Always my
hob and I go for away for a week that
my lover gets up to three balls.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Yeah, absolutely, stuff. Yeah, so this is your new like
cute fun couples for me.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
But like I come home and we're like, oh, juggle time. Wow,
we've been juggling.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
And at the end of the I don't know if
I want to. At the end of the jungling, are
you going so hot and horned up.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
That it leads to more intimacy?

Speaker 5 (59:58):
It gets quite tiring, Like my also not really And
I accidentally I was doing I sat down for a
while and I accidentally hit my head on the wall
juggling and I got a big bum So that was
not too sexy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
It's not juggler. Yeah, it's not going well. You'd say
it's not going well.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
But maybe a week when he returns, once I'm better,
then we can maybe spice it up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
I like the.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Idea of.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
The sentiment is there to sort of join in doing something.
My brother in law stayed last night and he was
telling me that him and his wife are doing that
served card game. Have you seen this around where there's
a deck of sixty two cards and you split it,
you and your partner, and then you set at times
you go three months or six months, we're going to
work it, and you serve them with the card and
you've got to do whatever it says on it. And

(01:00:45):
some of them are fining, like like Sex of Spades,
No no, No, It'll say like I'm in charge of
what you're wearing today, or I'm going to you have
to pamper me to a session of a spa hour,
or like you've got ten minutes to get ready and
I'm taking you out and you serve it and you
can't think it's because I've just had a baby and
we're married.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
One scrog's face up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Because have they tried.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
One person saying, Jesus Christ, we've got a reel in
the spending we don't have money. I know, I know,
and then just exactly ignoring it and going and spending
more money your CoP's activity. Bobby is arguing competitive, arguing, yeah,
no one wants to lose.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
No one wants to lose. I think because that doesn't
really sound up my la Shannon with the jubb list,
but that doesn't really sound up my l a. Maybe
it's just not for us jobless and doubles, but not
for me. I think we should get some calls in
of like the cute call it cute, big cringe couple's

(01:01:48):
activity that you that you do with your partner. Because
I know that people try to try to do this
all the time. We should do this we should get
into this. We should start tennis, we should do this.
I want to know what they are. Okay, we'll get
inspired or maybe we'll maybe up on here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Man, we'll get some nice cute ideas. I'll wait one
hundred dollars at m You can give us a call
text through nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
What is you?

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
What is you? What is your cute couple's activity with
your partner? We got there, good England laws. What is
your cute couple's activity with your partner?

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
Producer Shannon and her partner, who is a magician, have
started a cute couple's activity of juggling cute or vomiting juice. Wow,
there's a little bit there, but it has inspired us
to hear more of these cute couple activities that people
are doing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Jesse, Good morning, Bonnie. What is it that you and
your partner are doing? Cute couple's activity?

Speaker 10 (01:02:42):
My husband is airsoft obsessed, and I'm not overly particularly interested,
but every now and then I kind of suck it
up and I go out to the bush at Tech
Park in the Bay of Plenty and we shoot each
other with baby guns, get through stuff and huge camo
and stuff, and like play military simulation games with thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Other people shoot each other.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Wait, so it's not paintball.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
It's like, okay, I'll be hit by a BB gun
before it hurts.

Speaker 10 (01:03:14):
Yeah, yeah it does, but he's like kitted me out,
so yeah, it doesn't hurt so bad.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
You wait, you've got the gears and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 10 (01:03:24):
Like he's been doing it for nine years and just
like probably once or twice a year, I'll be like, okay,
I'll come.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
And that keeps them happy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Stand behind you and use you as a human shield,
like walking slowly forward.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
That's not.

Speaker 10 (01:03:42):
We are technical.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
That's so funny. That is really that is cute.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
That is cute.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
Cute not because you can easily be like you just
go and play your war games. I'll be at home.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
But the horror on a man's face when his wife
tells him she might take up golf to spend more time.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Some of them, No, it sounds like her partner actually
wants us.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
But yeah, you're only going a couple of times a year.
So he's like, this is cool. It's still my activity.
Sometimes we enjoy it together.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
No, but do you think he'd want you to go
every weekend though.

Speaker 10 (01:04:13):
I yes, he would if we had babysitters.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Right, he's just just saying that because he knows that
the babysitters out of like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
God, No, some people like spending lots of time with enjoy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Yes, that's why he took up a hobby where he's
shooting other dudes in the bush.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
Jesse, thank you, Ala. What is a cute couple thing
that you do with your partner?

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
Are we do borehim dancing together?

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
There's been doing it twice a week for like almost
three years.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Who now?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Ye, we did our first competition earlier this year.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
That was quite fun. Were you a couple that got
into ballroom dancing? You didn't meet through ballroom dancing? No,
so I was already doing it and then I managed
to drag him along with me. But my parents actually
met through boring dancing. Wow, this is so sweet. And
so he just happened to have some good coordination.

Speaker 11 (01:05:10):
Well I was kind of like, oh, you know, maybe
you could just try one fishing with me to see.

Speaker 10 (01:05:15):
How it goes.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
No, for sure? And then yeah, then you fell in
love with it as well, So now we don't think
of this. And how did you do when you did
your competition, did you win? We got some second and
third placing or other hobbies before ballroom dancing.

Speaker 7 (01:05:33):
And here's the play football and yeah, okay, they like snowboarding.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
So he's a sporty dude. And you got him in
a in a little tux seed or one of those
tight little tux seeds.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
She must be hot, hot enough for the first time.
She's like, oh, let's her a ballroom dancing. He was like, okay,
because you know, when you're in the early stages of
a relationship with someone hotter than you, you just kind.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
Of yeah, thank you, Caroline.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
The cut couple thing that you do with your partner.

Speaker 10 (01:06:11):
Hi, guys, we buy Lego sets and we build the
Lego sets while watching the related movie.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
So you get like Batman lego and then watch.

Speaker 10 (01:06:24):
So just for the millennium Falcons, the big one ten
year anniversary of built bag by bag each we managed
to watch.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Do you want to leave your husband and get together
with warm? Because it's Jaws on the floor.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Currently seriously minds because I tend to impulse by extra
Lego sets.

Speaker 11 (01:06:44):
So now he's like, well, you're gonna.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
Have to buy me more so that I can catch
up with coming in you bill.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
It's not fair?

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
Doesn't money? Wow, Caroline sounds like a dream. Some messages it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
My partner and I play playsession five. I have Grandurzmo
seven together. We both have a steering wheel set up,
so we race and I'll often beat his ass.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
I caught up with a mate at the weekend who's
been doing twenty minutes of mindfulness.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
With her partner every night. Oh gosh, shoot me right now.
I'm not so good to use your phone because the
guy you've started the mind the fat but I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Have the attention.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Like no. I literally caught it with a friend and
she was like, I've been meditating. It's changed my life.
I was like, that sounds like it would be so rewarding.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
I've been medicating, changed my life, changed my life.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
My wife took up roller skating. Oh so I got
roller blades, right, skates and blades. Skates and blades.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
We skate around the driver. Our kids watch, not being
able to do it. I'm thirty two, she's thirty seven.
That's pretty cute. That's pretty cute. The kids watching what
parents like, we're roller skating. We're roller skating.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
The kids are like we want to roll. No, well,
it won't be too young. Oh my god, listen to this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
My partner and I free dive together.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
But I just got him into tank diving and was
going well until they just save us life not so
long ago, at the bottom of the ocean.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
So free divings, hold your breath, go down as far
as you can tank divings scoob Scooba Scooba.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
You put the tank on your back and you go down.
You can go deeper. Oh nah, I don't like any
of that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
I love swimming, but I don't like going far far.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Swimming the deep end of a pool. Yeah, happy, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
My husband races stock cars and I help pass some
his helmet and gloves and do up his neck brace.
It's every weekend in summer. That doesn't sound like they
love him. It might have been my tone of which
I read it, but you just.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
It was good and gloves.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
It was your turned over.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
She's probably safety, yeah yeah, but she wants to drive.
Everybody that's safety wants to work their way out to driving.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Right, This sounds fun. My fiance and I do this
cute thing where he tells me we're going to go
to the gym together. Because it will be really fun
to go together. And then we argue about why I
don't want to go to the gym. Then we eventually
do go to the gym, and afterwards we have another argument.
How I don't feel better and full of endorphins after going.
It's a hoot.

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
Yeah, right, they don't feel she doesn't actually feel good
with the endorphins.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
No, she's lying. My partner and I have a question box.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
We put a question box and anytime a question pops up,
then we sit down and we go through the questions.
But the only deal is you can ask each other anything,
but you have to answer it yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Oh my god, it's like I'm married at first sight.
They have the questions around the dinner table and you
have to answer her. That's horrible. What questions are you
putting in the box?

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
We like to take Lime scooters home after date night.
It's like Mario cart down the cycle lanes because Mario
can's often lots of spells and Mario can't. Oh, my
partner and I are planning on learning till you or
Maori together.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Now that's a hard thing to do, learn a language,
let alone do it with someone else. Yeah, but if you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Someone else to the convent. You could start at the
same level of conversation though, right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
Kyoto Darling, Okay, Dippy here queer your ship.

Speaker 6 (01:10:05):
Play sidiums flits, Vaughn and Hailey.

Speaker 12 (01:10:10):
Fact of the Day, day day, day Dayah do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do doo doo
doo doo doo dooo doo this week.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
On in Fact of the day, it's things that to
change their name week okay, And I want to start
with a place you thought would have changed their name.
A Canadian town, the town of Swastika, Ontario. Oh yeah,
found that in nineteen oh eight. A dropped its name
years before the Nazi Party got the swastika. During World
War Two. Of course, of course Canada is of the

(01:10:46):
British Commonwealth.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Yeah uh.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
They removed the swastika sign from the sign and replaced
that with the town. They ran out of the town Winston.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Well. As soon as the World War two was over.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
The residents were love it and they said no way,
and they were put the swastikasign and said to how
we came up with a first and so you can
still visit swastik or Ontario.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
You do that thing where you subtly change up the
pronunciation or something, yes, and they'll be like, oh, it
was pronounced like yeah, people have always said it swastik
for years.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
That's yeahvastiker. Yeah, so they did it. Here are some
places that did.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
There was a town in the Philippines called Susmon, but
apparently it sounds like sex Mons. So everybody formerly known
as sex Mon officially known as six Man because it
was a place and this was something I learned.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
I'm dealing with towns.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
But lots of like lanes and stuff, were places where
women of the night congregations, and they all had horrendous
names that were actually printed, like grope and all grope
of something, Grope that lane and this.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Right, all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
Actually get yourself a bar, group groups. But six Mone
was a place and Spanish friars. Of course, the Spanish
colonized invaded the Philippines and they were like, no, it's
called Sasmoon, and they're like, no, it's not six Mone,
and so everybody completely ignored that it was called that,

(01:12:19):
although it is it is officially now changed to Sasman
Susan in nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Yeah, you've gotta hit the as without a doubt. In
my research of places that have changed names.

Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
Without a doubt worldwide, the most changed place names are
because it had the N word and the title.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Oh wow, and there are heaps United States and Canada.
What's that? I just found the need to say, don't
say them? And so I was at the United States Canada?
Makes sense? There was so many and then of the
heaps of them have been changed, some of them as
late as like not that long the last last years.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
Yeah, yeah, I think that twenty first of July twenty
four he might be thinking that that's typical of those
terrible nations. Yeah, well remember in twenty sixteen when New
Zealand had that. Twenty sixteen when New Zealand had to
name rename three locations. That's right, Inward Head, inward Hill
and inward Stream. We're all officially called that until twenty sixteen.

(01:13:21):
In New Zealand has got changed. Not remember that at all,
somal So. And the one that I want to finish on,
the biggest one you probably will have seen the signs
is the ke film. The Austrian town on the German
border of if you, Yeah, the full. People would have

(01:13:48):
their photo second with it. People would steal the signs.
The main reason they stopped. They changed it in twenty
twenty one. They changed it to thugging. If you G
G I, N G yep from the full the full
swee with ig on the end.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Is it because they were like, oh is it offensive?
Oh my gosh, oh gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
It was because the signs kept getting stolen and we
simply can't keep.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
Up with this.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
But I mean, fugging is still really funny.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
So in two thousand and four it failed. The locals
were like, no, we will not change it to fugging.
But then in late twenty twenty they agreed, and in
twenty twenty one their official spelling changed.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Down the signs better really concrete them in. Yeah, one
of that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
That was another thing about some of the places that
have changed their names or had names that people found
very funny is they literally had to make their roadsigns
huge engraved stones. Yeah, so they couldn't be stolen. They
did this and there's Austrian.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Yeah that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
That's welcome to welcome to this town. Yeah, they did
that and someone still managed to steal it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:50):
I always remember in you Plymouth short there's a Shortland
Street and that's on a really tall sign signpost.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Ah, hold in Holden Road or something. Holden Street and
Hamilton is the same, right at the top of a
really tall post.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Because people get selling them. There's other places, yeah, there's crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
So today's spect to the day is lots of places
have changed their name due to terrible choices throughout our history.
But sadly, in twenty twenty one, the Austrian town of
you know changed its name officially to the Austrian town
of fugging fact of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Day day day day. Yeah doo doo de.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Play play.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
So I had a while back when I kept on
ordering things on like Mighty Ape and it was getting
sent to my older dress and luckily the human being
who bore that property off of us follows me on
Instagram and he would message me bless and be like,
you've done it again, Hailey.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
You're an idiot. You've literally done it again and again
and again.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Well kind of worse this time. So I made an
order from Mecca, you know, beauty cosmetics, etc. Based on
something I saw on myself on my body that I
was like, I need to get some stuff for that.
We'll get to that. I bathe this order and usually

(01:16:32):
Mecca's very quick with delivery, and I thought, yesterday my
bloody Mecca order hasn't shown up because I noticed the
thing on my body again that I want to deal
with God.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
If only there was a store like four minutes that way,
like that you could go to after work. You could
literally walk there and find it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Happened as I saw this thing on my person, and
I was like, I need to act now. So I
went online and I did it. Okay, what has happened
is I've just went and locked and did the tracking,
and it said tried to deliver, tried again, and then
delivered and signed for by a signature that I didn't recognize.
And I was like, so it hasn't been signed for

(01:17:13):
it my house. It hasn't been signed for it at
work because I know reception. They always say Z me
or something like that. And then I looked down at
their delivery a dress. It's not my old address. It's
my old, old, old address, and I don't know how
it's there because I've ordered things for Mecca since then.
But it's fine. So it's literally a house I lived.
I rented in Mount Hour, but when I first moved
to Oh wow, now I don't know who lives at

(01:17:35):
that house, but they have now signed for my package.
What is in the package? I was like, maybe if
it's a young person it's they might see that it's
a box from Meca and be like, screw it, this
silly tart. You know, I'll just have a look what's
in here? Yeah, I noticed not when I returned from

(01:17:56):
my holiday. I have a sort of a cluster of
pimples on my butt. That's interesting. Yeah, from sitting on
it so long. And I was like, how long have
you been here for sort of a buttany situation?

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
Then I was like, oh, and I've been at the beach,
you know, Flaun Timber but everywhere, and I have noticed
a rather a situation on my butt butty of buttony.
And so I went to Mecca and I was like googling,
like what to do about butt pimples? And I found

(01:18:41):
a number of solutions that come through from Mecca. So
my concern now is that some person is going to
open up my package hoping that there's like Muscaha and
all it is is four targeted products for the pimples
on my ass, and they're going to see my name

(01:19:02):
and go, she's got butt pimples.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
So I thought I'd get ahead of it and announced
to the entire country that you have buttony and to
get ahead of.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
This somehow upon my ass there is some pimples, and
I was trying to deal with them quietly in your mind,
on my own, breaking this down in your mind.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
You're such a big deal that this person is going
to immediately be like package globally famous. Wow, you know
she's on Taskmaster. Task Master now, so globally famous. This
could be on the Daily Mail and sprout.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
But even if they don't recognize my name, I just
think it's funny that they're going to open up this
package and hope it's a really cool package and it's
literally butt specific.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Ask cream while that somebody opened their front door and
there was a package. Did they not read the name?
Did they just sign? And then they're like, oh wait,
this isn't Are you going to go around there?

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
No, because it's how much it's all worth but Eckney
stuff one hundred and fifteen.

Speaker 6 (01:20:05):
Oh my god, you have to.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Go around there.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
I can't. I can't want you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
Here's an idea. Pay Shannon twenty dollars to go round
and she'll do it for you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Say, I believe my butt ecne medication has been delivered here?

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Yeah, absolutely no price.

Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Would you do it for twenty bucks because you're maybe
a bottle of Bubbly would be like, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
So you're willing to write up one hundred and fifteen
dollars because of the pure shame of it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:33):
So do you think I should pay her one hundred
and fifteen dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because.

Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
You could just literally and buy maybe one hundred and
then a bottle of Bubblo.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
No, that's the same. I'll need to be less than
fifteen dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
I'll need to be reimbursed for the diesel as well
to get out there and my engine lights on. So
if you could fix that, I think drive from reorder.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
I think Hayley's got to drive you and wait around
the corner.

Speaker 5 (01:20:58):
Yeah, and then we could get nuggies on the way home,
because that is our tradition when we drive together.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
It is our tradition when we drive together. Okay, well
I will go. I will go and get Shannon to
pick up my courage, A lot of people, a lot
of people messaging and saying same with the butt pimples,
So I old, I go with them.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
I thought you would have just had to give that
some time and some ear, some open ear.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Yeah, but open ear. You telling me to take my
pants off in the workplace.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
No, it's actually on my actually remained fairly quiet about
this whole thing. I didn't feel comfortable discussing a woman's ass.
I'm a married man, but that does not give you.

Speaker 6 (01:21:39):
And it's just to tell her to get it out, sweetheart,
you are for real play.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
You'll remember last summer, summer twenty three twenty four was
the summer of high viz for for me. Yeah, fully
grasped and yep became my father of the Every time
I went outside of something at home on let I
would wear high vers.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Now then it got to autumn and I could hire verse.
It's a little bit cold. Maybe I should have put
a single one on me.

Speaker 1 (01:22:11):
Yeah, charm and Winter said to me, good to see
I've moved away from the high verse because of course
I have to work like it's cold. You wear a
hoodie when you're outside doing your work. And I've only
got dark hoodies. Well she I took that personally, of course. Okay,
So I went to the I went to the warehouse
at the inter last week and pick myself up a
bright high orange high Verse hoodie.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
I saw the social media.

Speaker 3 (01:22:34):
M you're embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
The later at the warehouse said, I don't mean to
be creepy, but by you where buying this, does it
mean later on we're going to be seeing your wife.

Speaker 3 (01:22:47):
Instagram? No doubt.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
And I didn't say anything when I got home. I
just put it on and went about my day. And
then Chard put up a thing on Instagram. She hated it,
h Verse, And I said to the lady at the
ware house who predicted this, well done you what I
both knew this was going to happen.

Speaker 8 (01:23:02):
So what is it?

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
This is an orange one? Is an Orange Vers hoodie?

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
Warm?

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
We're not doing seven days this week, Hayley. Will they
let me wear high Vers? Because I always struggle whenever
there's like a TV thing and you've got to wear
something nice. I don't like wearing nice things.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Wear a T shirt?

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
What if I wear a nice New Hivers, No, sir,
I'm asking and rub the producer. I don't know if
you do a formal Hivers could you get all yeah,
a fluoro tie, a Hiver's tie, or a bow tie.
Whether it just thinking that would be nice. So anyway,
I was, I love this hoodie. It's dirty, it's been

(01:23:38):
put through the wash, it's trying as we speak. I
love this hoodio. I wore it all week and I
went to Mighty ten. Now you might be familiar with
the fact that my to ten's colors are orange. When
I was an orange high vers and this lady came
out to me, She's like, excuse me, I need a
screw like this.

Speaker 3 (01:23:53):
Oh my god, I'm that woman all the time. I
get sent off to the shop with my screw.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
I need these.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
And I I looked at the screws, like, well, I
know where the screws are because I have also had
to come.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Over the road screw.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
You didn't say I don't work here.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
There were four.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Holes away from the screws, and I said, come with me,
and so we walked the screws.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
This is illegal to impersonate a Mighty Team again, I.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
Said, I never said I was a Mighty Team worker.
She never said do you work here? She just said,
excuse me, I need a screw exactly like this, And
I said, come with me. This is perfect. We don't
care who helps her. You just want to help give
me the screws that I've been seeing in the retreat.
My father is a shocker if he sees somebody like
in a store like Might. We were at the same
Might a team.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
And Dad was here and this lady looked at a
little bit last and he's.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
Like, are you all right.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Alone?

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
She needed something and he found it for her. That's lovely,
father and son. We worked together to find that for her.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
But then the other day the lady was like, I
need to screw the looks exactly. I was like, come
with me. So wait, you founded the screws? Yeah, and
I said, oh, what does a screw come out of?

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
She said it it was apart from the bathroom, the
cabinet and the square screw was completely lost and she
just went into a matching scussy. Yeah, come on making section.
So we went to the section with all the screws
and the nails and everything. But you get in the drawers,
you get Yeah. A lot of people, a lot of
people were scared open the drawers. Don't be scared open
the drawer when you work there, open the drawer and

(01:25:21):
I've got it, and I'm like, well that's not that's
not no, no, no, no, we were we would need
a four mel and that's the formal wasting your day
helping this late found it and I was like, is
the thread the same? And I held it up. I
was like, looks the same to me? And I was like,
I will ask does that look the same to you?
She's like, same thread, the same length, same like camp

(01:25:41):
on it, same on it. But it was a Phillip's head,
all right. And that was one of those hicks. And
I said, that's going to be a problem. You've got
an Allen key set at home.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
You take it. It's a special screwdriver. Yeah, and then
you're stuck on the screws allen keys. You'll never wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
But then I was like, you know, have you ever
done kit Sat furniture? And she said yes, And I said,
did you keep the Alan key because I reckon it's
about the same size, and she's like.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
I did, it's in the drawer. I said, wow, you
are on your way, my love.

Speaker 2 (01:26:12):
And I'm like, now, when you get out of here,
what you did?

Speaker 3 (01:26:16):
Employer could have found?

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
She came back later that day and she said, a
man helped me here, one of your staff helped me
and put me wrong. I've had to come all the
way back to one of the iffing screwdrivers.

Speaker 3 (01:26:27):
Yes, because I needed a phillips here. Yeah, he's given
me something else. It was perfect. It was perfect. It
was as close as it was going to get, and
she didn't mind. At the end of this interaction, did
you say to her, is there anything else I can
help you with?

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:26:39):
I just said you have I say no. I didn't
say is there anything out worth? Perfect?

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
I was like, well, have a great day. She was like,
we'll see you later. I was like, cheers.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Wow, And then I got back to what I was
after Wow. I mean, you could have probably been home
ten minutes earlier if you hadn't passed around. I'm not
getting paid for it, smile on the face, but you
don't work there, not paying you the commission on the
screw You know. Sometimes it's just it's not about the money.
Did you make her buy a pack of like fifty

(01:27:08):
thing it came into and I said, you could replace
the other one of hers.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
So it's a maximum twelve months in prison or a
fifteen thousand dollars fine for impersonating a police officer.

Speaker 1 (01:27:17):
Yeah, but this isn't a police officer, No, but a
mighty ten employee. Surely it's at least six months and
ten thousand.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
This is fraud.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
Yeah, she got the screature and she had a lovely day. No,
she didn't get the screw. She was after you gave
her a different.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Different head.

Speaker 3 (01:27:32):
But it'll fit in the hole. The thread is the science.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
It's kind of the same pretty much.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
No one will ever notice that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
She'll not it's there, and every time she says it,
she won't won't be one of those things that you
see and you're like one of those things she says, and.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
She'll be like, hell, are that lovely man?

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Lovely man that works at night?

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
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