Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 25th July 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the flesh Worn and Haley
Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at mcafe, the perfect start to
every day.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Good morning, Welcome to the show, flesh Horn and Haley.
Could you smell that? Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Stop it, I'm really self conscious.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
It's quite.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
It's quite, so it's not bo it's not. I think
I've got a stinky T shirt.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
What does it stink of?

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Though?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Like wash? Like like you like you lift it in
the machine for three hours and then you you hung
it up. Yeah, that's bad.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I don't know, it's not I don't smell great, and
there's nothing I can do about it. We said, girl
math T shirts and the locker, but we all took
them home and now I've got nothing.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Do you want to do? Do you have any spray,
like any covered and spray.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I was just saying to the girls, it's going to
get to that point where it's mixing.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
You know, like yeah, gotcha. Yeah, So if you smell me,
that's it. That's what's happening. Lucky it's radio. Then smelled
us permeate to the listener, Well, not yet more than
I will have to take one for the team here today. Yes,
the top sex is coming up Canada. A bit of
Olympic scandal yesterday. What's weird flying a drone.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Over the football ferns practice, Yeah, to.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
See how they do corners. Yeah, like we'll just kick
the which they going to kick the ball? Weird.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, it's Olympic scandal. You just heard it in the news.
They've fired one of their coaching staff. I've got the
top sex punishments for Canada.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Or isn't it really?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
What's funny is this happened to my marching team. This
is before I marched for them. But my marching team
was very like the best. Yeah, and once they caught
another marching team spying in the bushes trying to steal
like hand movements and stuff. Funny.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Oh god, that's legend. Who knew that marching was that competitive?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh god, that team they're coming that with such good moves.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Look did you see their fingers. They were like, yeah,
it was like that we should do. That's wild. But
the Top Sex is coming up. No. Five on Time
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(02:18):
you want to escape the cold and the wet. Next
on the show, this is a really sad story, but
it's quite fun. It's yeah. I read it and I
was like, oh, well God.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
And then a tragic twist, Yeah, a tragic twist.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
A story of Nuggy, a fat dog play Fable and Haley.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
I don't know if this is a historic case, but
it's got the markings of a historic case. A woman
has feed her dog to death. Oh'm not starved, the
other end of the eating spectrum.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
And she's got like two months in prison for it
and a fine.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
The SPC ain't get involved, Yeah they did.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
The SPCA have prossly they kind of like lead the prosecution.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
She feed this dog to death in his photos and
it's like, I love a fat animal as much as
the nixt person, but nuggies like Nuggy couldn't even walk
ten meters, having three times to catch his breath when
animal control officers riscued him from her home.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
His body looks like a part of choo art, do
you know what I mean? Chocolate?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Oh my gets and up to ten pieces of chicken
a day. It also doesn't say where that chickens from.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Are you imagined chick? You mentioned it's a KFC. I
imagine she was just buying chicken, chicken and bulk. I mean,
how much was she spinning on this dog?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh no, he's really suffered. That's awful.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Three point seven kilogram. He's not like a great day.
And he's not even a retriever or a laborator. He's
a smaller dog than that. Yeah, well, I mean fatter,
but smaller and stature. It's so said they couldn't even
his heartbeat with his stethoscope because the sound couldn't penetrate
the fat.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Oh geez, So ain't took him and did?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
He lost nine kgs and then suddenly died. He just
couldn't take out. Oh darling, he's enormous.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
They called him enormous. Yeah, I mean, look at the photo.
That's really sad.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
It's horrible that some people's mental illness sort of like
manifests itself in animal's direction, because yeah, you're not like
when your dog gets chunky, you're like you're a chunky monkey.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, my cat's chunky at the moment, and I'm working
on it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
But when your dog can't walk and you keep feeding it, yeah,
good you you rescued your dog.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
He was a bit chunky. When he was a chunky.
He was chunky. He's diet he was. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
The people who had him freaked out every time they
like showed a fiction and he's very like energetic and friendly,
and they'd be like ah and throw food at the
other end of the section to get him away, and
so he'd run. So he was like, now this is
how I behave if I want to get treats. And
he just would keep doing it and they keep doing it.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
It was a shouldn't have had bad cycle nod a dog.
I mean they named him Richie mccare. I don't think
anyone who's yeah, he's rich. Do you think it will
get to the point where his animal osimpic?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, because at the moment, all the heav is those
like water bath things when they put them in those
harnesses and make them.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Walk on it underwater treadmill. Yes, it's easy on the
on the joints, yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah probably or like guess you know,
or like liposuction, you don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Could you suck out dog?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Fair it's easier on dogs because they can only they
can only eat what.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
You give them. Yeah, so it's on you as the
knowing no.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
But it is a bit torturous sometimes, like Rolli's chunked
on wait at the moment, and I don't know why
is he street seeding? I think he could be street seated. Yeah,
but he's constantly.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Feeding the oven baked pizzas while you were in Italy
feed myself past.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Friend, a couple of chunky boys twelve past six Nicks
on the show of some shocking statistics about how men
looking at you behave on Stagdoo's at the strip club.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh yeah, I'm not yuck. That's your profession. If you
want great save, great save. He's an ally play flown.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
And I visited a strip club before you have Yes,
I have too, Yes, huge fan.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Yeah, there have been a couple of stag doos and
I'm like, what am I doing here? Man?

Speaker 4 (06:59):
This this, this warm flat Corona was definitely worth fifteen.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Black Oh my god, so expensive. The last few staggers
have been to have been just great because they're just normal.
There's no shenanigans.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
There's a lot of homosexuals. You're not heading to strip clans.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
But even the straight ones, it's just been normal nice.
I think it's been with the boys, yeah, aged out
of it.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Right, yeah, with the lads and just maybe but then
you know there's still for some people that are into
all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, very very much. So.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Well, there is a stripper, she's an Australian stripper, and
she was sharing some staggering statistics because apparently, if you
look at some different research, seventy Americans have cheated on
their significant other.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Wow, okay, a stag dog in general. And then this.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Former stripper it was like one hundred percent. I used
to work in a strip club in Australia.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
This is what it was like.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
And she was like, I reckon, eighty percent of men
will cheat at their bucks party, at their stag and
not meaning like they'd shag her, because that was not
a service she provided. But she was saying how as
part of her act.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
She had some foam involved. Oh okay, foam involved, shaving
foam or foam machine.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
She actually did not specify. Her name's Haylee. She actually
did not specify I think shaving foe the kind of
phone last of it, long year, Yeah, but God has
got that intense stink.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah, yeah, it's yuk. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
So as part of her act, she would have this
foam involved and she would spot the stags, you know,
because they'd be wearing some ridiculous outfit or whatever. It
was obvious who the stag was, and so she would
like play up for them because it's their stag dude,
get their money, and then at the end of it,
she'd always take them away to help them get cleaned up.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yep. And she was like, that's.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
When she I reckon. About eighty percent of them will
try it on with her, trying to kiss her, trying
to hot up with her, try to you know, make
moves on her, and she never did it.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
She was always like, it's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
But she was just sharing how shocked she was at
how the vast majority of people on the stagdoo. And
she was like, because they think that a stripper doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yeah, right, mind, They're like, it's.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
A fantasy, so it doesn't count. She's like, you can
tell by the way that they talk about you to
you that they are not thinking of you as a person,
so you're therefore.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
It doesn't so it doesn't count. Yeah, because because because
one I'm on was stagged dooing.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Two she's a.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Stripper, yeah, which is wild, wild, so she.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
All the time. Yeah, And there would be some women
that are like, you're not going to a stag dooo
for your So you're not going to a strip club
for your stag dooo for this reason.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I mean, I can't give a toss if my partner
went to a strip club.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
I'll just be like yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
But then you hear this, You're like, oh, wow, are
people actually cheating on their stand dude?

Speaker 3 (10:06):
What a cliche? Yeah? Do you know what I mean
to be like, Oh yeah, may hide a stripper in
the shed.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
And you're like, yeah, what a cliche. But isn't that
wild that like that the numbers that high?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
And then I was looking into that research of this,
seventy percent of people have cheated on their partner.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
You're like, oh my god, really shocking.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
I went to the last time I went to a
strip club and somebody was there and he said, and
it was a wet well, it was like six weeks
before Indy was due.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Yeah, born my daughter. And turns out just like two
weeks before she was actually born.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
And he said to me, if you're baby, you're about
to have the daughter, you'll never want to come to
one of these places again.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
And it was right.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I know a few strippers that have found it incredibly
like empowering and they loved They meant lots of money,
Oh my god. Yeah, yeah, like lots of money, but god.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
There's some funny stories. You'd have to deal with all
the men.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah, and you know, before you work your way up
to your Friday night Saturday night spots, Yeah, you've got
to do your like Monday eleven ams.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Who's going to a strip club Monday in America?

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Like? And TV shows when the strip clubs are open
at that time, they always serve like really like.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Really good looking ribs or chicken nibbles, chicken.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
That's why we're there.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
What TV show was it? And when they would go there,
and it was always just like these.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Ribs And I was like, God, damn, those ribs look good.
I might sit through a Tuesday eleven am.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
So you just put your hand of your eyes.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Respect absolutely, you don't need to come inywhere near me
out here for the ribs.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'll give you some coin because you're working in the morning,
you're ribs I hope tip you.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
But yeah, it sounds like someone's working out there. Excuse
to go to a strip club at Monday? The riven
am my darling. It was the riding with me. You
think she's missing out on ribs. That woman loves red.
The woman loves a good sticky rib. She loves a
sticky rib.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Play blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
This is the top six.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
So so Canada was caught with a drone spying on
our football firms, their training right.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Did not consider us such a threat in the Olympic
football arena that we would warrant spying if you were
spying on Brazil, Italy, France, Spain, your big football nation
starts spy in England.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
It's not coming home. Yeah, I just I can't believe it.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yeah, they're calling it an Olympic spy storm, and people
are like, we haven't even really kicked off.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, they haven't even had the opening ceremony.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
When is the football because is the is it the
sevens or the football? That's pre parents are at the
football as we speak.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, there's a whole bunch of stuff that's kind of
getting some preliminary stuff out of the way.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
It would be so many game. I think my parents are.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Diving now, but a diving standards saw Tom Daily posting
about that, so yeah, they flew. He was getting the
roasted for the way that he was testing out his
beard on like all fours.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Was your bottom?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh hot hard or boy cardigans?

Speaker 3 (13:23):
You know what I mean. I knew it was. I
knew he was gay. I just wasn't quite sure if
he was top of bottom. Yeah, bottom, Oh he is.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Okay, they be able to look here Football Group A
Canada versus New Zealand three am tomorrow, So by the
time we're on here tomorrow we'll have an answer.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
We'll have an answer as to how we're going there.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
And then oh, Monday, July the twenty ninth, we're playing Colombia.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
The football funs around.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Ladies, that'll be one. What is that right, because of
the football town for the Yeah, okay right football.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, so that all lights are our gins and the
football ferns are our lady.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yes, correct, Demando.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I think my parents are supporting the boys. Okay, they're
watching the boys and knees. But this was the women
that were spied on.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Oh, we already played the men have already played. Yeah,
I know we be Guinea two one.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Yeah, I know my parents are there.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Camp New Guinea or the Rocco Bit Argentina, Morocco, Bit Argentina.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Go Morocco. She's such generably will be ripped. They won't
be happy about that anyway.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
The Canadians have been spying on our beloved football ferns.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
That's not very canadianly.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
It's not the top six punishments for Canda. No maple
syrup for their pancakes. Enjoy the dry pancakes forever.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Just like six month term six months for the future.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Ol decide when they can again delicious, moist sweet cakes.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Number five on the list of the top sex punishments
for Canadians. No more cool or horses for their police officers.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
They do. They have cool hats, cool.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Hats, the mounted, the mounties, Canadian mountain counties, Canadian hats.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
It's a cool hat on a horse. Are we using
the word cool right? Yeah, that's a cool hat.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
Okay, Number four on the lesser than top six punishments
for Canada for spying on our football fans.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
No more beavers, what how will they have built dams?

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Well?

Speaker 4 (15:30):
I'm going to We're going to take all the beavers, okay,
and they can have the beavers back eventually, Okay. But
I hope you enjoy your free flowing waterways.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
I hope you enjoy being be free.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Yeah, I'm also nobody wants to I'm on, I'm taking
the raccoons as well.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I'm going to big raccoon. Are you at the moment?

Speaker 4 (15:47):
My algorithm is raccoons primarily attractive woman.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
But a lot of I don't know, I've been hacked.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I think I think I've been hacked as well, because
mine's massive Viking men and I was like, how did
they even happen?

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah, I don't know, but I get a lot of
raccoon content and I'm here for it. Raccoon, I'm here
for it and hot women. That's me to a t
Trashan trash panders and babes tresh pandas tresh Panders number
three on the list of the top sex punishments for
Canadians for spying.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
On our football fans. They had to decide.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Which European language they want for their country, English and French.
Yeah that time you chose. Also, I wrote pick European language,
Pick and European language.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Doesn't sound a European because you say the why of European.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
There's no why in European. No, but you say it
with like the sound of the word like it should
be about why. It's correct to say and European No,
it's incorrect because of the sound of it. You don't say.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
When you got a green squiggly line under it. It
should be yeah, pre europe very highly. Who's doing European
That in definite articles is used before a word that
starts with a consonant.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
You don't say, who's giving an eulogy at the funeral?

Speaker 4 (17:09):
English sucks, So go with French. If you're Canadian and
you're listening, I reckon.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
No, French is actually a value difficult as hard as well,
all right.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Number two and the last of the top sex punishments
are four Canadians for slung on our football ferns, no
gravy or occurred on your poo team.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
You may go on, just chir just raw fries. Yeah,
take that by.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
The rest of the world. Yea, who've been doing it wrong?

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Just dry fries.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
And number one of the less of the top sex
punishments for Canadians they're not allowed to apologize. Oh goody apologetic,
very polite people, but we don't want your apology.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
What are they going to do when they walk into someone? Oh,
I'm so.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Glad that happened. Yes, take that where Canada? Wow, that's today.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Stuff sucks.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Play Clay so Clyde Key School which is a Mount Victoria, Wellington.
They every year hold a fundraiser and it's to you know,
to put money into their school to upgrade things.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
They're always raising money, aren't they schools? Because they have none? Honestly, yep,
they got no money.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
We support your kids school, We go to the Yeah,
that's to help take down the overall cost of a
camp attendent's fee. That's fundraiser because otherwise you know a
lot of kids. And do you know how much a
cost is in a kid to bloody camps these days?
I say five hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
It just blows my mind when you're overseas and you
see or you're in Auckland and you see like an
overseas group of kids in there from some.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
School that's even crazy, like how much does it cost
to sit?

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Let's not forget I went to New Cole don't I
was going to say that you went to a private
school US public schoolers, you'd go to you've got to
Roady to Auckland, the Newmarket, Yeah, or you'd be billeted.
That was none of no overseas trips.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I'm so sorry to live life like that. It's okay,
I mean, I'm it is making you the menu are
today now. Clyke's School held one of these fundraisers and
usually they like to do a travel fundraiser so they
can get a lot of money and they'll have a trip.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah nor Europe.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
So they put together this trip idea again and they
were like we need to I think it was fix
a hall, like you do some work on our school
hall or something like that. They have raised where's the number,
one hundred and twelve thousand dollars? Geez, one hundred and
twelve thousand dollars to fix their hall. And the way
they did it was they had a trip to London,

(19:50):
seven nights, accommodation flights, spending money.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Two Taylor Swift tickets. Ah wow, okay had they run?
So I was going to save the pearance.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
The PTA managed to source two highly sought after premier
tickets through a concierge friend in London.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Imagine just like I've because you've got you can't really
do giveaways unless you've got permission from Taylor's people or
any kind of artist. People really really strict rules on it,
and they will find out if there is like anything
that pops up kind of on social media on.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Like if we were to do a ticket giveaway without
the right, you cannot bought.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Out and you'd get a cease and desist within like minutes.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Well, I guess technically they've just.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
I mean maybe they're playing the word order. We're just
a cute school angle like and it's total what are
you going to shut shut down our primary school?

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, so then right they.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
They said, once we knew we had the golden tickets,
we pulled our bake sale money.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
In the rest is history.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
So they did bake sales to raise the money to
get the flights and accommodation.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
And all that. Oh wow, then they got.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
These tickets, Yeah, packaged it all up in this like
pretty amazing thing, and then they sold raffle tickets bet
twenty five dollars each, and they obviously sold so many
more because of the Taylor Swift little clincher there.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
And I believe our very own Carlwayen, who has already
seen Taylor Swift twice twice on this tour. On this tour,
you bought a ticket.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, look, guys, I love charity, I love Halving Kids,
you love Mount Victoria Wellington at school. It holds a
small personal part of my very not at all self serving. No, no, no,
So you bought it. You bought a raffle for this Yeah.

Speaker 6 (21:34):
My friend and I both did because they're like, it's
twenty five dollars.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
You guys buy a lot of tickets. This is just
my version of a lot of ticket. Actually, nobody won
last night. It's twenty seven million and sup.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
And like it was going to it's like in a
couple of weeks, so I would have had to go.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Wait, so you haven't won that win.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
It has been announced, So I'm gonna say no, there
is the winner, Sarah McElroy. She was announced on Tuesday,
Macy macelroy.

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Not it's family. It's my family name. Mc E l
r O y l l r O y m c
I L.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
It's like an I if I look for another capital,
I it's different. Here's how to say boy, maybe maybe
it isn't.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
I it's called badgehand again, so I do.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
So.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
She was announced on Tuesday as the winner. She's absolutely
like amazed. She had advertised was like, I'm going to
do this one. An amazing fundraiser. She's been a member
of many ptas before, trying to raise money for school.
She knows what it's like, great thing to support.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Did they put like a value on this trip would
have been at least like to trip for two trip
and now am Her dilemma is, I don't know how
to take.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
What do you know about Sarah to kill Roy? Nothing?
But I reckon we could, Yeah, because she keeps saying
your name wrong. Well it's no, there is no capital eye.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
I've looked at another capital eye in this article in
this foht M lowercase C, lowercase L, lowercase L McCloy. Anyway,
So she's she's's got a short list of friends.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
You'd like you take your richest friend because you've got
flights and accommodation and take us to the show.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
But and spinning money and spinning money, spinning money, I
mean how I don't know how.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Much I'd still take my richest friend. Yeah, like I'd
take I'd take Fletcher for because he gets upgrades on
pines and ship too.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
He gets perk, he gets he's a perk, he's a
per organized around. You're taking me because we're like these
friends and you're my richest friend.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
He's like, I'm going like crippling mortgage.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
But he's he wants to know if he is your
best friends friendship?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Here? Is there a friend and there so that you
guys get a nice trip together? Yeah, like, well we
still have fun, or you just want my credit card.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
The critic card and the organization.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Of a little column made mostly Columbem Flebor and Hailey.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Silly little pool.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
Silly it is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pool,
silly poo, silly little poo, silly little silly.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Do you swallow chewing gumma say silly little pole.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
I don't know the origins of the silly little hot
to my little noggam because when I was in Italy
with my parents, first one of the day Italy bell
or are you doing that because I'm hot?

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Is it the hot bell or the bell? Both? Thank you.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
My mum has always been an ear waves lady, literally
and do you know what she started in the nineties,
I think because Sirah darries.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
No, my mom was never durry lady.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
She did it so that we the kids didn't have
a chewing gum because it was so overwhelming waves, you know,
like blast.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
To share it, so that we were like, I wasn't
having a mad afternoon wine just for an open home
a couple of waves.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Anyway, She's still an airwaves lady. When I was in Italy,
you'd always be driving in the car and my mom
would be like wave wave.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Just I used to be a chewing gum person, but
I just I just don't. That's awful always. So then
I know some people that used that have substituted chewing
gum for vapes or sigis because you know, you've got
to do something.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Like nicotine gum or just normal you'd given up gum
and gone back to the dury.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
No, I can't do any more of this gum. And
there is there is the urban legend that all once
if you swallow chilling gum, it stays in there for
seven years. I mean, I don't know where that came from,
but from the Mayo clinic. If you swallow chewing gum.
This is a Google search. It's true that your body
can't digest it, but the gum doesn't stay in your stomach.
Its days intact and you poop it out.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
You poop it out into the Look.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
They didn't say poop it out. They say it moves
intact through your digestives to this system and is excreted
in your stool. Mayo clinic is so square, I know, like,
just tell me, say poop it out, Mayo Clinic.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Poop it out.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yeah, I'm just googled where does the gum and the
seven year myth come from?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
And no one's really sure.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Well, I just this popped into my hair. Because I
would chew the gum for a little bit, it loses
its flavor. It becomes so dark and seconds and then
I was like, what do you do with it? If
you don't have a little paper or a tissue?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Look it out the window. No, I didn't do that.
You know I don't do that either. Well you don't
have a window. Oh you got a window in your house,
but you.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Don't have a can't and the baby six people said.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
No, what about people that put it in the urinals? Guys?
All but the urinal blocks out the urinal. But they're
chatting in the urinal here. It work the gym. Everywhere
you go. You are caring, always chatting in the.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Urinal, and you've got to use your wat stream to
try to move it round. But it's the rule you must. Yeah,
anything in a urinal you have with your stream, drop.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
The puban there. You've got to use your wisttream down
the whole.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
The lollies, the little urinal cake lollies, you know, trying
to shuffle that along.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
That use those as much I use. They've got mats
now that they put down, not the hoope taf mate.
Still a long walls urine that you could probably fit
about seven lads in.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
There could Oh wow, this is a whole new world,
the unified power of seven lads streams after a lion
red super cold. Yeah, those urinal cakes right over the
bloody hole and no time do you swatow go on?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Fourteen percent of people said yes, that's wild. Isn't that crazy? Nicki?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Our first responding feels nice and silky when you ship
it out xxy wow neck. Respect for the integrity of
the show, please, yeah, and your gut house please, Nikki
and says, because my parents told me, we'll get stuck
on my belly for years. That's why I never swallow it. Natalie,
I don't chew chewing gum. It's disgusting and we should

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take a page out of Singapore's books and make it illegal.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Isn't just spitting it out illegal?

Speaker 4 (28:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
No having it? They don't even sell it, don't the oh,
I didn't know that. I knew you wouldn't allowed to
sing garp or why it's such a clean city.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
It's a beautiful city, Jack well and said, my dad
told me I'd fart bubble Jack whalin bubbles.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
That's a great way to stop your kids swallowing the gum.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Nathan, it's actually bad for your stomach not to swallow.
The chewing action stimulates the stomach acid, so needs to
give it some gum to dissolve.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
I knew this passes through like any.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Food, because you're chewing like that's your stomach gets ready
to start digesting, and then you don't put anything in it,
and it's like.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
And then your hunk brother. It was also supposed to
be a present between Come on, we're a nation of eaters.
There's going to be some food there so, Yeah, it
won't be long. No, it takes seven years to digest.
What do you people got rucks in your No, you've
got a lot on your head. Your head's the head
full of rucks and chewing gum Tyler. Yeah, why not?

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Won't kill me better than littering and pollution. I'm saving
your planet planet. I think I'm due a reward.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Yeah, there's no bend attitude. Why why not?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Amy, I'm a busy woman with places to be. I
can't be bothered finding a bit, and I refuse to
let it because I'm a mouthpiece for the lift.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
You are a mouthpiece for the left. You're a good
company with porn, also a mouthpiece of the lift.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Yeah, don't chew it. It fills you up with the
air and makes you farteass lorene it does. And the
sweetness ye your mouth, they make you poop. Oh my god,
you splattery, Yeah, really splattery.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
The yeah they've got like the artificial sweetness that will
rap right through you.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
To season two of six Dot Life, You'll know a
clips meant will do to a lady on her way
for a central massage grape flavor.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yeah, it was touch and go. Craller that's that I
sill a little.

Speaker 6 (30:11):
Fled thorn and hale.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Very funny TikTok of a gentleman.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
His name is Alex, and he shared how he used
to work in a grocery store and if a customer
was rude to him as he packed the fruit into
the bag, he would squeeze it and he.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Said like a thumb, Yeah, I were going to.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Gross store and would squeeze, squeeze rude people's fruits as
they packed into their bags.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
They would go home and find it full of holes
and bruise and have no where to prove it was me,
which is psychotic behavior.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
But I love it.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
But if they were.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
You have occasionally you will get a piece of produce
home and it wasn't the best one that you thought
you'd scouted. You do think this is it and you're like,
who's taking back a piece.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Of project or you get a flowery apple? You're like, well, yes,
I picked wrong. It's on me, come straight to the bin.
I mean, I'd like to say, no one's taking back
a flowery apple. What I bet people? We were talking
about this tich dog and then producer Jared, who also
in a past life worked at a supermarket check out
check admitted to doing this very thing. Checkout skucks, thank

(31:12):
you very much.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Sorry, I'm not overly proud of it. But when a
rude customer would come through, maybe their bread would get
a thumb insh.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Or put it at the bottom of the bag, guy,
and then everything on top of the somebody.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
Messaged in the pack their groceries terribly well, pack their
smellies with their meats, which you shouldn't do. I wouldn't
do that one.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
That one seems dangerous. But yeah, some potatoes would go
on some loaves of bread.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
Take that. But what kind of rude things would you
judge if someone was rude? Well, that deserves thumb in
an outcast. Yeah, so like I'd be like, hey, how
are you going fine? No?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Nothing, nothing, no acknowledgment, acknowledgement, and that's enough for you
to comb their life.

Speaker 5 (32:05):
And also that they're like the seven hundredth customer of
the day, Yeah, seven hundred times getting ignored.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
You're like bread gone, who's not saying hello? So many people?
I had one guy phones nah, nah, I had one guy.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
He paid it was like twenty cents change and then
he gave me another five dollars, and I was so
confused because he wanted a round number of change back. Yeah,
I got confused, and he got all shitty, and I
mean he got really grumpy. And then yeah, I squashed
a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
And then they don't know. And as you say, like
when you get home and your bread's squashed, your ever
card has got a thumb, throw it when you don't
just squashed grape squash bread which never bounces back, never
never bound.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
The presest loaf a pet or a video of an
old lady who's kneeling down in the have you seen
that online? She's kneeling down to look at the bread,
but she uses two loaves of bread as knee pads,
and then just leave the squash loads of bridge. They
don't to a certain degree.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
They'll gain a bit more high, but it's ruined.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
That's how you get Tortilla's toll. If you're going to
kneel on anything, kneel on a couple of raps. Yeah, Producer, Shannon,
you worked in hospitality, restaurant hospitality, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
So a lot of rude customers. Quite often you get
men complaining that their drinks weren't strong enough. And if
it was someone nice, i'd probably chuck.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
A little you know, it's me. It's not like your shop.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
Yeah, but people would be like can I have a
jack and coke? And then they'd be like, there's no jacket.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Here, and so it's two standard shots.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
Yeah, if someone was nice, I might, But if someone
was really rude about it, I would just dip their
straw in some alcohol and.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Put it.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Online where people put it in the top and then
put it back in so their first.

Speaker 6 (33:59):
And also get a lot of people just being rude,
and I'd pour their drinks really fizzy or put lots
of ice in it, like not massive, just a little
bit past love this.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
I don't think I worked retail in a clothing store.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
It was a fancy stores with quite a lot of
like hoity toysy customers.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
But I don't think I didn't do anything rude, like, yeah.

Speaker 6 (34:22):
We got some horrible, real handsy customers a big shoe
and then yeah, I just that'd order like a fizzy
drink and I'd give them probably like thirty mils worth
and then.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Half a cup of itces that I love that. Well,
do you know people are already texting it I love this.
This is what we wanted to ask you this morning.
Eight hundred dollars at M call us. Now you can
text her in nine six nine six.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
What did you do when a customer was being rude
or a bit of a d bag?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
How did you get them back? Play play Some of
this is actually brute. We want to know, like how
you got back when a customer or a client was
rude to you.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Is there a guy who used to work at a
grocery store and he would thumb your fruit if you
were being rude?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Producer Jared did the same, and we want to know. Yeah,
it really does pain to be nice. I mean, it's
not hard to say hello to someone. I think it
says a lot about someone if they're rude to you know,
staff workers getting new groceries back in although like no
one's really packing their own, No one's No supermarkets really
got a packer anymore?

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Do they? Sometimes every now and then it's more so
that they can chat, yeah, hang out free.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Yeah, I think, Well, we want to know what you've
done to get back at the customer, Lily, What did
you do?

Speaker 8 (35:42):
By guys? Good morning, good morning, long time time caller here.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Yes, weppy, too heavy Lilian. That was embarrassing for Vaughn
because the bell was literally rushing it because already used
it a very Joe.

Speaker 8 (36:00):
Biden, I've got a week story for you guys. So
I used to work at a juice bar. I won't
say what juice bar, but as the one you're thinking of, Yeah,
I love it. Yeah. So we used to have quite
a yeah, a few questionable customers and when we'd have

(36:21):
a bit of a road one, so they would buy
this movie whatever, and we'd kind of backstage and give
them quite a few extra booster shots like immunity and stuff,
and that would ultimately give them the ship.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Joy once they were of our jurisdiction. They had the chefs.
Are you talking about those awful like grass shots.

Speaker 8 (36:49):
Yeah, they had a whole bunch of selection there. But
I think I can't remember the one we'd give, but hey, I.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Tell you it was ginger heavy yea through yeah.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
So what what would a customer have to do to
have you tamper with their drink to get the ships?

Speaker 8 (37:10):
Well, in this particular scenario I'm thinking of, we had
some a group of young lads try to come on
to the young girls that I'm just trying to bang
about road, you know, bang about too much?

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Okay, so themselves that's fear.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
That feels fair.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
So here to pay.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, amazing, Lily, thank you for calling. Let's go to Anonymous.
You're a receptionist.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Yes, I'm a medical receptionist.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Okay, And how did you get back to a rude customer?

Speaker 4 (37:44):
If they're really rude and they snap at us a lot,
if they're not urgent, we've pushed them out a couple
of weeks.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
When you just make them wait in the waiting room longer.
But you're like, non, do you know what I think?
This is why I've got a friend Anonymous who's trying
to book him for a specialist and she's like moaning
that it's six weeks away, and then it's eight weeks away.
Are you pointing at me, Well, when's your appointment, Hayley?
Months away? Maybe when you ring as.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
No, I never rude, only to you, so you had
the power to do this. You just made that decision
and be like the doctor can't see you. Yeah, I
love what it pays to be nice. To be nice
because you're just doing your job, and you know this
is your job. Answering the phone booking people in and
you don't deserve to have someone go off it you do.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Yeah, I understand you, saw Nie, sir. Some of them
can be really horrible, and especially as they're not urgent
and they're just being horrible because they're going on holiday
or something. Oh yeah, I'm going to Europe. Can you
do it next week? Fix me memorrhids before I pop
off everseas. I love that anonymous ink you some messages in.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
I worked at a bar and we made a button
on the till and we labeled at the A whole
fee button, And when you were doing drinks, as someone
was being rude clicking you, you had the A whole fee.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Button and it charged them on top. It was two dollars.
Very satisfying way to make the company mate. And they
wouldn't know. I guess you're buying around.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
Giving the seats right, they're taking it. If someone is
super rude to me, I'll transfer their call. I only
have to leave them on hold for absolutely no reason. Yeah,
just because they were rude when I was.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
I love that. Yeah, that's power. Someone's rude.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
I wouldn't give discounts even though I could, and I
would do that multiple times in the same day, often
to customers that were straight after them. Oh yeah, and
I hope they might hear that something they got a discount.
I deliver roofing iron with a high abbe with a
crane on the back of the truck. Okay, if the

(39:57):
roof is dick, I'll tell them I can't get in
the drive wayunloaded on the side of the road, so
they have to walk every piece of iron and individually.
Even better when they're expecting it to be craned up
onto the roof, because then they have to walk it
up the driveway and then pass it.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
Up onto the roof. So don't be rude when you're
ordering your roofing iron.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I love this one, which is a very subtle way
of getting back at rude customers.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
I worked.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
A girl I went with used to give bitchy customers
full fat milk considered trim.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Yes, be nice to you, barrista.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Rewarding them though with delicious, full crem milk. If customers
were rude to me, I'd pour a little concrete down
their drains and then they have to play me to
come back and fix it, because their drains weren't working.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
That's bad. Yeah, little concrete in the drones.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
I used to work in a place that dealton sandwiches. Okay,
I won, Who could be if the customers were rude.
As I was wrapping their sandwich, I'd squeeze it so
when they opened it, the sauce that already square on
their lap, the sauce would fall on their lap, and
that was their fault because they were very rude during
the sandwich making process.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
We've heard from a DJ. I used to dj at
a high end bar. Policy was that we took requests
from customers. But I had a really rude guy come
at me one night demanding a song, who was a
friend of the owner. Most entitled prick ever met, anyway,
sleep with his girlfriend the next weekend.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I think you're going to say he didn't play the song.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
He just played Cotton Eye Joe all night long.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
I don't need to punch everybody.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
I work in a pharmacy for customers rude. We make
them wait longer for their prescription. Oh yeah, and then
they start saying, well, how come they got their prescription
before me? I ordered my handed you the paper before,
and then you just bump them back again. Okay, let's
not be rude.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Here's one.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
I worked at a phone.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Shop for years, you know, could be one of three places.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
One Saturday morning, I was extremely hungover by the way
a man came in with his wife because it's far
that he bought off me the week prior was lagging
and just becoming extremely slow. So I had a look,
and then his wife started popping off, which gave him
the confidence to pop off at me and was being
really rude. So I just hit show all pages on
his Google pages and turned the phone to both and

(42:16):
feel the ten plus pages of porn.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
She looked at him and stormed off.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
He asked for the phone back and told me to
f off.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Oh my god, that's amazing. Hey, I'm sorry, sir, Can
you get your wife there? I think this has something
to do with it. Ten pages of pornographers plays Flegaborone
and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
I don't really believe a lot in like the idea
of a soulmate or like the one a destined one
that you're.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Supposed to be with, right you just reckon it's rubbish.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
I think it's nothing but hard work, grit and stubborn determination. Okay,
to make a relationship work. That's what I believe o be.
Do you believe it's meant to be? Now, you've got
to make it work. Yeah, you gotta takes work. You
keep working at it. While there was a massive study

(43:14):
that took nine hundred and four couples. Now again, when
we get these numbers, I.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Can't help but feel just yeah, stop at nine hundred
or ninety.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Six couples pulled out yeah, and didn't have a nice
round thousand by the bye. This is out of Switzerland
at the University of Basel, and they got nine hundred
and four couples between the ages of eighteen to eighty
one and different varying lengths of relationship from a few
months to several decades. It's a big cross section of relationships.

(43:50):
And they wanted to look at whether or not people
that had a deep belief in the idea of destinying
a soulm and meant to be or not that actually
resulted in a more successful relationship.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
And they found very much the opposite.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
So they asked them a lot that big questionnaires, you know,
like your kind of belief system of relationships, statements like
a successful relationship is mostly a matter of finding the
one and how much do you agree, And then they
asked them a bunch of questions about relationship satisfaction. Now
they did want to say, which is one of the saddest.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Sentences I've ever read.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
They did want to say, Look, we understand that in
romantic relationships, relationship satisfaction generally does decrease over time. So
always from the honeymoon period, your satisfaction relationship tends to decrease.
But what they found is that those that had a
deeper belief that they were destined to be of their partner,
it decreased far faster, so that they had had an

(44:52):
initial spark of like, oh my god, this.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Is the the one, this is the one. It feels
so good, this must be made. I'm all in. But
they're not managing expectations exactly. That's exactly.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
It was the fact that they believed so wholeheartedly that
this was like destiny. And then when the reality of
slogging through life at a relationship for a long time
kicked in, their satisfaction had a greater and faster to climb.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
They more likely to get out of the relationship or
end it well.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
They only interviewed people that were still together. So it
was all about satisfaction, right, relationship satisfaction, but in all
areas like physical satisfaction, emotional satisfaction, how much their partner
is serving them very fast decrease on those that initially
believed that they were with their like soul man. Right,

(45:41):
and then it was written in the Star people, I
think so. Yeah, it's not a realistic expectation of relationships.
It always looks all sparkly in the films, doesn't it.
You shove a fat mortgage in there, and you know
the size of your house with an extinction, you know.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yeah, it's tougher. Yeah, it doesn't. You've got to work
at it. It's tougher.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Twenty five k is a weight gain, and you know
it just gets tougher. We can take this off here
if you like you want to. Yeah, sorry, I'll pull back.
Next on the show, I want to touch on a
new video game that's being played. Yep, this is We've
lost you to this game, haven't we.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
I tell you what.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
The last couple of days, I haven't been able to play,
and it's I'm not liking this hobby that I've I've
told you I'm treating work like a hobby from here
on out. Yeah, this ibby sacking up too much time
and affecting.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
My real radio hobby. Yeah, this radio hobby is affecting
my real work. That's supporting your entire family. Yeah right, yeah,
something like that, something like that.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
But Jared made a Jared, a man with no children,
you know, gets home and he's just a free agent
to do whatever he wants.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Chaos. He made a mistake on the.

Speaker 7 (46:56):
Gamester plays Flitchborne and.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
He's a cool video game.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Our guys, it's been out for ages, but it's finally
matters w iration spiral.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Yes, that's a cool game. Is it worms?

Speaker 4 (47:09):
It's not worms? Bandicoot, it's not crashed bandit. Why do
you say bandyko? You're really hitting the it's you just
say bandicoot.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Isn't it an eye?

Speaker 3 (47:19):
It is? But you don't really band it.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
I refer back to my original pronunciation of bandicot.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Nah, it's Sea of thieves. See of you play pirates.
I would like that. I thought you would because you've
got to sail the ship.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
You can see like the wind direction, and then you
get like pirate maps, and then you've got to get
out of your compass and then you've got to like
hoist the mainsail, and then you've got to turn the
sail to catch the wind, and then you're on the
high seaty child.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
It sounds like animations, nuts. It sounds animations terrible, boring
America's Cup but older.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Yeah, cannons and handle up alongside people and you can
harpen their ships so they can't get away, and then
you can.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Board their ship.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
In terms of its animation, I was imagining because I've
seen amazing graphics on the PlayStation because as you know,
I introduced the PlayStation five into my household.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
They've never looked back and some rolled. I don't know
if they heard it. I think was between us in
the room.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
What the one thing I will appreciate about it some
of these graphics, Stunnach.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
It's like a simulation kind of as every game like
a simulation of whatever World War.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
That was. Lots of fun thieves is pirates. Yeah, you
can play with a crew so you can like craw
out your ship.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Do you play this game with Jared?

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Producer Jared and our mate Johnny and callums considering upgrade
into a PlayStation five.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
These are all the.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Sorts of decisions you don't run past your partner as
you've just in the rolling of the eyes there, so
he can play c F Thieves too, And Johnny, Jared
and I we've got cool pirates.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yeah, we've decked them out in some cool outfits and.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Yeahs of treasure and wondering why they're getting any action.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
So when we're doing whatever fathering and farming.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
The what.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
You call parenting, the.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Jared will play and he'll let us know what he's
up to. He's kind of like the Captain of the Pirates.
And yesterday he started streaming so the boys could watch
him play Pirates.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Anybody else could watch them play Pirates. And how people
make a lot of money streaming just playing, don't they.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Yeah, not me though, I'm doing it for free and
for the love of the game. If you want to
follow Jared Sky on Twitch. Okay, so yeah, I'm just
streaming because I like the game and occasionally cool things
happen and I want to be able to grab a
clip of it to send to the lads.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
So, oh my god, please include oh my god, you
know groups, Yeah, oh.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
My god, I've got here catch you up on.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
It was exhilarating when we were we chased another pirate
ship the other day, and he was making great speed.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
He was making great speed, and Jared was staring. I
was up I was up top. I was talking about
your other friends.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
But Born and Jared, you have two of the most
attractive partners I've ever met. How this blows my mind.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
How the top throws.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
I'm having the crows nest. I'm like, I'm spotting the wind.
I'm Dean Barker. But a pirate about had a wood chart.
Johnny sales to East and Johnny's like, terms, we catch
up full America's cup.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Making them. They're making millions of knowledge and money.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
We're making millions of dollars and there's no one and
gold joint.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Nobody's what. But then Jared said, this is what Jared
does in live streams. Yesterday for how many hours?

Speaker 5 (51:23):
I streamed for four hours yesterday. I had a couple
of people popping and send messages saying, hey, man, cool
dude playing the pirate game.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
People said there like three yeah, I'm not doing it.
They did, there was no one and yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
I wrapped up my four hour stream the day before
I did three hours before that. I was talking to
my fans and narrating what I was doing throughout the
whole time. I pressed play on the replay before I
went to bed last night.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Well, wait, so you before you went to bed, you thought, Man,
that was so cool. I'm gonna watch well, I.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Use your words exhilarated four hours, I'm gonna watch it back.

Speaker 5 (52:16):
Well, I watched it back thinking I was going to
hear some great commentary from myself.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
My bloody Mike hadn't been plugged in for seven hours
of streaming.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Because I watched a bit yesterday and I was like,
where are you hitt next? And the and the text
thing I needn't answer was that he's obviously busy. No,
he hasn't talked at all.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
I answered. I answered every single message they came through.
People were like, give me a shout out, and I
was like, get a blah blah blah. I got a
shout out. I hope you're doing whatever, and not a
single person heard me. Man, it was awful. Not yeah,
it was just awful. Somebody's messaged in my crew.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Last night and from a make do yeah at the level,
get the big sharks, huge sharks, you'll hear them.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
You'll hear the shark music. And then you look around
like not now shark and it tax your boat. That's
how big it is. Yeah wow, yeah so cool. Yeah yeah,
it's fun when you're a kid and like you go
through dinosaurs. You when I was a kid, the Pirates.
It's that.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
It's that, except now you get to boist the mainsail.
You should have seen the other day when we had
all our treasure. Jared's mike wasn't one, so you wouldn't
have heard it, and we were streaming into port with
all of our treasure and it was just like and
down form was done right.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
When you just walk straight onto the thing, that's crazy stuff.
It's fun. It's fun. I drunk a bottle of wine
and then I had six Yeah, play it Flits twenty

(54:01):
and jumped cleek spotting under Athletics the Olympics. Now, the
opening ceremony will be New Zealand time five thirty a
m Saturday, So Friday. It's kind of kicking off love
giving up early for somebody to be fun in Paris.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
I know I'm going out on Friday night, but I'll
be out already.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Quite a few events have been happening in New Zealand.
The Ollie Whites. They won the football. This morning, the
seven All Blacks are the Seven's name one one.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
This morning, we're off to a roaring start per capita,
per per start, per capita.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
During the Olympics tomorrow, we're going to catch up with
James mcconi, who's in Paris for.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
The Olympic exciting a man on the ground. Really, I
love the Olympics a lot. I'm very much looking forward
to the athletics.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
I love athletics. This is the running and the running,
the up close running, up close running. Yeah, you just
like the like her is that.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
I love the gymnastics. Also, just like physically watching people
do things I can't do. It as just a joy.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
That's why it's the pole vault.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
And then running really fast.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Yeah yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
So a couple of little things that have caught my attention.
One huge announcement. Celendon is going to be performing at
the opening ceremony. Now she has what's the syndrome, person syndrome,
And here's.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
A document I even't watched the documentary, but apparently it's horrible, horrendous.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I didn't realize. I thought it was like slowly, you know,
her body is becoming stiffer and stiffer, but she's having
like seizures, spasms, like she can't.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
It's awful.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
But she was like, I will be making a massive
comeback from this, and only the way that Celendion could.
And then it was announced yesterday that she is going
to be performing because she's ceremony. Why she's Canadian, but
of course French Canadian, French Canadians, so maybe she'll be
singing in French.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
I don't know, I can't. That is me physics. She
is a legend.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
So that's the opening ceremony. A lot of details of
the opening ceremony will be kept secret.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Yeah, we like a surprise. We love a surprise.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
The London Olympics with the Queen and James Bond and
they parachuted us.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Was really well.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
And feels five cars droven and then Rowan Atkinson was,
oh my god, yeah, brilliant, so good. So also we
talked a little bit earlier this week about how often
these athletes are shaggan in the Olympic village. Yes, so
apparently Grinder, which is a gay dating app dating gay

(56:48):
just a gay as appy app, is blocked in the
Paris Olympic village.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Not only that.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
So the Paris twenty twenty four organizing Committee told The
Daily Mail that dating app are accessible within the Olympic village,
but for some geolocation has been deactivated by the different apps.
So if you're in the village, you'll see people, but
if you're on tender grinder, whatever app, you may not
be able to passport or change your location to be

(57:17):
in the village. Because I didn't know this, but apparently
at the Reo Games there were some athletes that were outed.
People had taken screenshots on their grinder and they've gone
into the Olympic village in their sexuality. Yeah, and they
were like, oh my god, look at this guy that's
at the Olympics and he's like, I actually am not
even allowed to be gay in my country. So that's

(57:40):
why they've done it, Not because to protect them about it. Yeah,
not because they don't want people to stop perving at
the athletes. I mean, get down, yeah, get in there. Wow.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Okay, that's an interesting angle on that, because I thought
it was like the officials being like, focus.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
On the sports. Oh, yeah, you're right, you know what
I mean. Interesting, Well, I want your sports up. I
guess you've got a couple of days to kill absolutely
spend time in Paris.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
When Olympians have talked about when their events are done
they come home, I'm like, surely you would hang around,
hang around for a biteh.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
God, you're in Paris, surrounded by great physical athletes and
begs and begots yes and why song and snails, oh yeah,
and frogs and stuff.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Play it.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Play.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
It's time for the impossible phone and topic. We haven't
done this for a while, and I'll tell you what.
We are jumping in the deep end here because we
want to see if there is anybody listening now who's
had an X that's got together with a celebrity. Because
when you break up with someone and it doesn't like
it's not a good breakup, it's certainly reassuring. It makes

(59:00):
you feel a lot better if they are next with
a manger. Yeah, you know, you always want to see
your exit and it's someone hotter than you. You're like, God,
damn it, you can't leave me, or I leave you
an upgrade.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Yea, you've got a You can't do that. You need
to be knowing that I'm the best thing that ever
happened to you.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
For the rest of your life. But you break up
with someone and you're all heartbroken and they move on
with a celebrity. Oh god, damn it, I know.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
So there is a chicky babe, her name's Reagan, and she.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Her ex.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
So she shows a photo of her with her ex,
saying twenty twenty three, me ye, and then it jumps
to twenty twenty four me going. Didn't see that coming,
and it's her ex canodling with Madonna, like Madonna the
face older, this guy that's moved on with Madonna twenty

(59:52):
something where we spoke about Madonna, like what she's done
with her face.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
It's sixty five. She's with someone in their twenties.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Yeah, I think he's like late twenty or something. I
can't remember even remember his name.

Speaker 3 (01:00:02):
I wouldn't worry about it. It's not the last time.
I wouldn't worry.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
So yeah, imagine still split up with someone and then
you see them in the paparazzi. Yeah, like they're all
over the news, all over TikTok, all over Yeah, all
over Madonna.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
It would just be weird. Yeah, so she was. It's
very funny.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
And then she shows all these like photos of her
with him, and then her just being like, that's him
with Madonna now, which is hilarious. So that's what we
wanted to know. Have you had an X that hooked
up with someone famous and you're like, God after you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
I mean, we've had a lot of slips here filming
movies and stuff. Yeah, so you know, you never know,
I have lost an X and then they end up
with you know, one of the Lord of the Rings cast.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
How long been with the could have just have been
a fleeting love affairs, any sort of any kind of fleeting.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Yeah, you don't have to be you know, Madonna's X
new toy boy, but I just yeah, I would find
it so confronting to see my ex with a Victoria's
Secret model or like an actor or something especial because
I've aready go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
To school with a Victoria's Secrets model.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Yes, but she wasn't famous when I was there.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
And I don't believe you never lost any of my
friends hooked up with her, right, well, not that you know,
not that I know of. Yeah, and if they did, honestly,
congrats co Yeah, only eight hundred dollars at it, And
we want to take your calls now. You can text
her in nine six nine sex. Did your ex move
on with a celeb? Give us a call. It's the

(01:01:40):
impossible phone and topic. We'll find out if it's impossible. Next,
the impossible phone.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
And topic, did your ex move on with a celebrity?
Because a girl's ex has been spotted canoodling with Madonna
and she's the Madonna who she was like, did not
see that coming, especially because he's like twenty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
But whatever, We're not here to judge that. We want
to know if something like this has happened to you.
Not impossible, not impossible. We've already had some text messages
on it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
My husband's ex moved to Australia, became a model and
dated a very high profile NRL player. Oh okay, wait
so your husband's x, yes, as a model, became a model?

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
Do you know what I mean? Like? How often would
you bring that up? Again? I reckon? Never?

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Never, the fact that your ex is a model. I
as a woman, if yeah, if my partner's X was
a model on I feel a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Would you be constantly just be like? Am I still hard?

Speaker 4 (01:02:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
I'm not like magazine hot, but I'm like real life hot,
ac Yeah, I'm not like on a runway. But I'm
more like straight hot street hot street. I'm not way hot.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
I'm street.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
It's the version of like box smarty the streets. That's right,
you're street hot. I'm fine hot and a freaking.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Hot to me. Yeah, yeah, lady terrible to me, you're
my version of bubbly. We'll be on a runway when
we fly to Nelson.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Yeah, and she was her personality had nothing on yours. No,
you're hot to me, bubbly and bubbly, you're so I
look at you and think you're the most beautiful woman
to me, and boy or boy that bubbly personality of yours.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
I let someone else messages and I left my wife
and found a new girl. And then my wife, my
ex wife, started dating a New Zealand television actor. I'm
always hearing from people that he doesn't treat it so well.
But they're still together day and I'm still happy as
with the new girl. So I wonder if he's still
calling her the new girl. A new girl there makes

(01:03:53):
it really sound like a new girl.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Hey, new girl, I'm home.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
After a long term, five year year relationship, we called
it quits. One week later, she's posting pictures on Facebook
with a certain radio DJ.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
Wow look good at be that many of us? All
of us?

Speaker 8 (01:04:18):
Good?

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
It be out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Song, a great song. My partner ended up with a
very well known Olympic gold medal of stuff to me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Oh he's got Olympic medal when you don't.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
A girl I know dumped my friend and went out
with George Clooney's stunt double and Dubai when they were
filming Sriana that movie.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Does that count? He looks enough by George Clooney. That
is sounds like a t George Clooney.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Yeah, a four year relationship in it because my ex
cheated on me with an international MTV presenter. They're not
famous here, but very famous in their country and very hot.
But let's be honest, probably very high maintenance too.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
You tell yourself that. Yeah, yeah, I eg stated Malachai
fakatoa after me. I love rugby playing, okay, Oh yeah,
doesn't say whether or not.

Speaker 4 (01:05:12):
That was sort of like a you know, yeah, this
version messaging in could be also a rugby player could
be a solo.

Speaker 3 (01:05:19):
Yeah. Yeah, we all know. It's about the stat block.
It's all about the stat block. I kissed Sophie Alice
Beckster's husband before she was with him at university, so
does that count? Was she she's had a resurgence.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
It's murder on the dance floor. I dated an up
and coming New Zealand musician about eight years ago. He
moved to LA and was linked to various celebrities, including
Chloe Merits.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Oh very sad for me if my husband ever leaves me.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
I happily settled for Nicholas Gallet Zone from the Idea
of You, Oh Yeah, the Young.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
Send this movie. It is absolute friend shame. It's dog,
It's dog.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
It's a I don't believe Anne Hathaway Oscar winner and
Hathaway did this.

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
It's based on a book like a you know, like
a romance book that all the girls were reading.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
It's not hot enough for me to read. But it's not, No,
it's not. It's more about it that this is a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Your new baseline is Twisters His Way Up perspective.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Play and Hayley.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Fact of the Day, day day day day, Do do
do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do doo
doo doo doo doo.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
No no thanks.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
Sports teams that have had to change their name. This
is things that have changed their names, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Not targeting the Crusaders, not suggesting that it would be
time to change it, changing bloody logo.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Surprising, not surprisingly, I should say it's mostly American sports teams, Yeah, changed,
just more in the lines.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
Of cultural appropriation a lot of the time.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Like it's not I mean, most famously the Washington Redskins
and so term that's an offensive term, a racially derogatory term.
But you know what blew my mind, how many European
sports teams have Native American names, Because we've got the Chiefs, okay,

(01:07:41):
the Waco Chiefs, but also that's Maulti Chiefs. Yeah, but
like European football teams and baseball teams, they didn't have chiefs,
did they.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
They didn't know, They certainly didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
Have chiefs adorned with feather based headwear them.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
As a woman who has definitely not deleted a photo
of herself from an Instagram wearing a Native American he dress,
I'm a Paul.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
He looks so good in that photo. Mustard cool.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
There's always a profile model a full an appropriate he dress.
Even though I did have a photo of me in
a Native American he dress on my Instagram from two
thousand and living.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Wow, almost deleted that, but you've lift the black face
photo up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
Because but my body was popping. That's when I was
really into and so just like what's happening up top?

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
I agree?

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
It was ghastly black face to ride an elephant. I
said that she's doing both at once.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
She was black face patting a drugged out tiger as
well on the back of an alphant. Very sweet. He
was a sweet little boy. He was just a nice,
kind boy. Win a nice connection.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
Right Here are some sports teams that have changed the
names the the you know the Ala Clippersail Clippers.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
No, no, I actually knew this too.

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
It's named after the boats because the Clippers are from
San Diego. They were in San Diego when they changing
the name to the Clippers, and it's like a name
for a little boat. But before that they were the
San Diego Braves. When they moved from Buffalo, there were
the Buffalo Braves and all of their Buffalo New York, all.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Of their heavily was a very heavily Native American.

Speaker 4 (01:09:26):
The Golden State Warriors were originally the Philadelphia Warriors, then
the San Francisco Warriors. They dropped the Native American imagery
when they became the Golden State Warriors, and of course
now it's the Bridge Bridge, the Bridge of the Golden
State Warriors. The Cleveland the Cleveland Indians played in the
Major League Baseball for a very long time. They dropped
the name in December twenty twenty. They will be called

(01:09:50):
the Cleveland Guardians. There run out and I believe they
were the last game that the squad players Indians was
a good one that fitted the Texas Rangers zero. So
they think they saw the name off with a good
right for a good win over the Rangers. I'm not sure,
of course. The Washington Redskins is the most famous example

(01:10:11):
because they kind of fought it so much.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Yeah, we don't really want to change it, but everyone
knows us as there. Yeah, that's our name. That's what
we've got.

Speaker 4 (01:10:20):
But that's probably the most high profile one. So all
the examples of sports teens that had to change their
names because of you know, a cultural and appropriation or
just play and racism in the form of the Washington
Redskins have changed their names and they've all been Americans.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Fat of the day day day day day, Do Do
Do Do Do Do doo doo dooo doo dooo doo.
Play play em are on the same team for seven

(01:11:01):
days tonight. Yeah, so this is going to be on
our three tonight, seven thirty.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
I have never done seven days with Born because the
last time worn you were on seven days was before
I even you started doing the show.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Yeah, media works, black List Blacks.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Yeah. When we left the last radio station we worked
for the TV network and the radio station mom by
the same company, and they said, well, he's leaving this company,
doesn't get to be on seven days.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
And I was like, okay, then you got your own
TV show over at a different Yeah. It work. It
was canceled though, wasn't it. Have you been paying attention? Yeah?
We like to say indefinite hiatus in the industry, a
long sleep hibernation of you. Yeah, that's like saying your
cat's been put down to sleep, but it will wake

(01:11:49):
up one day, one day. Have you been paying attentions
at a farm? Okay, we'll go to one day in
the summer. Yeah, okay, when you're older. It's quite a
long drive anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
So we filmed last some sort of party happening outside.
We filmed last night and it was a lot of fun,
really really great team and I did want to raise
something though that was brought up because on Team one tonight,
I'm the captain al Kitano and Vaughan is on my team,
and so is Abbie Howse. Now Abbie Howes who is

(01:12:22):
also part of Taskmaster. Oh my god, I just got
such a panic that hadn't been announced but broken your India.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Oh my god, I'm free of all that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
Anyway, we're all there and people always comment on how
young Abbie house locks and a lot of the time,
like people will be like, oh, you know, like trying
to make a joke about how young is.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
She's one of those if she was an actress and uh,
high school girl right, absolutely could be How old is she?

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
She's like five months younger than me. We're both thirty four.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
So that amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Now this is weird. You need to adjust your time.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
Born, because this is the tone I had last night
where he's he was saying I'm older than you, and
he's like, no, we're the same age.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
And I was like, you can't be. That's what I said.

Speaker 8 (01:13:10):
He was.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
What you said. But Abby looks so and I said, oh,
stop you there, So what compared to me? I held
up a fresh grape and I said this is Abby Howe's.
And then I held up a dry cracker and I
said this is Ailey S Brown.

Speaker 6 (01:13:27):
And then.

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
I was like, oh my gosh, how dare you?

Speaker 6 (01:13:31):
This is what this is?

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
While I was shut up, This is while I was
getting my makeup done, and I could feel shary maybe
getting a bit more heavy handed with her more. I
sought this out anyway, and then Abbie, just being polite, goes, well,
how old are you've worn?

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
And then Vaughan paulled how old do you think I am? Oh?
And she said our age as she said city three,
she actually made me younger. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Yeah, So for reference listener, Vaughn's forty two. Vaughan's just
said that I look significantly older than a woman that
I am the same age as. And then that woman
has now said that Vaughan Allen Smiths forty two looks young.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
It was a great moment, was great moment, but.

Speaker 4 (01:14:19):
You suggesting that Vaughn Smith is thirty three. You were
saying that I look older than Vaughn, and then she.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Just looked I had my kids young She's like, I
just assumed you'd had your kids young.

Speaker 6 (01:14:27):
Yeah, like.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
Twenties. It is great. This is great news. Now, as
you know, I let my boatox. We're off.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
She laughs at her docks, so that the face was
free to Rome.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Yeap, Apparently it's wronged in the wrong direction.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
And I look significantly older than my forty two year
old friend, right, and significantly older than a woman who
is exactly the same age as man. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
So back to the boat talks the show. Yeah, it
shows back tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Vaughan's back tonight, and yeah, back on the Injectables.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Plays fled Vorn and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
We didn't get jet lag jet lugt No, didn't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
I've never really suffered from it. I've always had a
great ability to just push through without sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Although when I was speaking to my mum when I
arrived back, she said, what gets harder as you get older? Whatever? Whatever? Up,
shut up. I think everything just gets harder. Yeah, right there,
breathing other than your will is so there. There is
not a willy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
There is a hack online, and this is for jet lag.
This is from a flight attendant, Okay, Madison. Of course,
her name is madisine, oh medisine. I reason she gets
loose when she gets in the destination country. Top tips
are beating jet lag according to Madison. Number one sunglasses.
One of the top tips from Madison revolves away around
wearing sunglasses during one particular part of the journey. If

(01:15:49):
your destination is ahead of your body's time zone, wearing
sunglasses upon arrival can be a clever hack to block.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Out excessive daylight exposure.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Flight crews always suggest doing sunglasses during your journey from
the airport to your accommodation to have your body adjust
the local time and he's into a moral state without
straining your eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Okay, well she's saying. She's not saying we're with them
on the plane. No, because that's why I was like, No,
one's wearing sunglasses on the plane. I do sometimes I
wear on a short haul. Leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
I'm tired, sunglasses. I'm going to sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Head phone. You're talking of the whole like you talking
like an ear in New Zealand. Yeah, you're like one, Yeah, yeah,
you had a big night. Because they won't you shut
the blinds. They don't let you shut the land America.
You can leave the blinds shut. Take off and landing
they want.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Surely that's an extreme hazard. I got one thing I
still don't understand it. People when I was on these flights,
people were like the flight attendants were waking up people
to be like, can you put that up?

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Is it really that necessary? Well, sometimes on the planes
now they control you can't even open your blinds because
they're all the buttons. Oh yeah, yeah, they tint them
for you in and they just like go slid down.

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
Yeah. Another one, Madison said his phone settings regarding the lights.
Primary cause of jet lag is a desruption to the
natural sleep wake cycle. So to counteract that, automatically switch
off blue light on your phone because it's similar to
natural daylight and trick your eyes and staying awake shut
eh listening. Um, yeah, you can't sleep when you get

(01:17:21):
into bed? Is it because you're watching two hours of
reels on our brightness? Even my eyes are.

Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Shut and I can see that you're watching. Oh yeah,
no you can't. You've got to put the phone down
before beard, an hour before beard, you have, or two before.
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
But you have to do, you know what I mean?
You must Yeah I don't, but you must.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
You just have to trust me brushing teeth. What Madison
said comment tip amongst the flight crew, brush your teeth
during the flight. As bizarre as it sounds, the mint
in the tooth base provides an invigorating sensation because you
a quick burst of energy and temporarily fights off fatigue
a little wake up.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
Yeah, yeah, I do that when you're feeling absolutely dog
A good brush of the teeth that you're like, I
do feel.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Fresh the morning routine, and I reckon it is because
of the mintiness. But then just before beards sometimes you
feel like brushing my teeth because you know the minty
is gonna get in there a little. Yeah, but you've
got to brush your teeth for your gin. You fee
your hyghchien at least once or twice a week. You
didn't do Hyjane, what how many times it's just said week?

Speaker 3 (01:18:22):
Don't I just once or twice a day? I think
day do you remember doing like lockdowns and people were
brushing their teeth a week.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Or that research even just got so out of kilter,
like not leaving the house and they just get to
the end of the day and like I wanted to
brush my teeth.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
It's it's blows my mind that some people are apparently
only doing that for other people. I brush my teeth
for myself because if I think my breath smells, I'll
constantly well, you can just feel a little bit of
fur in your teeth. It's the same thing. Yeah, if
I'm sitting at home and I'm like, oh poor, Yeah,
I'm not like, oh, I's around to smell it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
You must be gross if you're grossing yourself out. Yeah, yeah, for.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Me in general, idea the royal Yeah, you said five
and you've given us four.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
I was counting. I never said five tips. I said
top tips. He said top tips, the top five. Just
give us another one to shut us the fifth one.

Speaker 4 (01:19:20):
How many have I given four? One thought, there's only three.
If you give it one more sunglasses phone will.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Then give me two.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Act just made double the amount of work for jet lag.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
Yeah. I think it's important once you get home, have
a couple of drinks.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
You it's also important to compare every aspect of your
life when you get home, your every day you know,
working life, to how how dumb it and sucks at
us compared to how rad it was on holiday.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
Yeah, how's you gonna have a jet leg? Help?

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
Is that what medicine say from the article? Yeah, that's
for five and I got five. Mm hmmm.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
Oh did you tell me that was my ton tums?
That was my ton tum tums.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Hey, guys, I reckon it was the most fun to
be the head on a show.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
Not not for me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
I don't know where, even nowhere, even closed. You haven't
been here long, have you?

Speaker 6 (01:20:18):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
No, you were listening and you had fun. Won't you
give us a little review in a rating? Sid ms Fletch,
Vaughnon Hailey

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