Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 26th July 2024 - ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, the Fleasbourne and Haley Big Pod.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Great things are brewing at the Cafe, the perfect start
to every day.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Good morning, Happy Friday. Welcome to the show, Fleet, Spawn
and Haley.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
We made it to Friday. Hailey's taking a long weekend
and rubbing it in our face. I am taking a
long weekend, which means my week next week's gonna be
lovely and short. What have you got? Some kind of
marching reunion for my team? My marching team that has
like a fifty plus year history is having a reunion
and it's all centered around like the dinner and then

(00:36):
the slight performance thing and a lot of women getting
into rooms reminiscence. Okay, yeah, sounds about multiple rooms.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Is there different rooms for different discussions and if you
if you want to discuss hand timing, yeah, please meet
in C four, but only hand timing from the I
don't know, the eighties to the nineties. Yeah, yeah, great,
different in the eighties.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
And early two thousands. So there could be some.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Good optician that'll be your conference room that'll be made
the early two thousands. Girls hop in here, So yeah,
I'm off. That's that starts from today to Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Watch out Wellington, Watch out Wellington. Oh yeah, I get
to go to Wellington. That's nice.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I love Wellington. Right, do we know what's on the
top site. No, not yet, Okay, working working away at
that vodue, we do a vibe show. I regret the
plan and just vibe vibe high.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
I am a vibe it's.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
A vibe higher and we kind of have regretted that. Yeah,
you know, it brought me into it's the vibe higher.
You know, people like we need to just slightly change
the vibe of the office so that a vibe and
then you'll be like, this is why we don't do
vibe highs.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
He's a nightmare. He's out there useless.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, fun at parties, but useless. Yeah. I don't even
go to those. Now the Olympics underway.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
A lot of sports have already started, like a lot
of their kind of rounds.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yes, like the rugby.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Our rugby sevens teams doing really well playing again this
morning as well.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Our flags has been announced.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yes, there's diving, all kinds of stuff that's underway, but
the official opening ceremony is tomorrow morning. New Zealand time
five ish. We did lose to Canada. By the way,
it's because they spied as they spied on us. I
know that hurts. That hurts that. Now we're going to
catch up with James mcconey who is at the Olympics

(02:36):
after eight o'clock this morning, to get the on the ground,
the feel on the ground in Paris, our man at
the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
A personal correspondent.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Also joining us after seven bad news Brad Olson economists,
show economists, economy.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
What's the other thing? Comedy, Well, expect that throughout the show,
laugh out Louder, Ugh Ladder.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
So we checked to Brad out just I don't know
how things are going. Maybe we'll get some good news.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Someone tea well, I don't know if it was Brad
or if it was just producer Carmen being hopeful that
there may be some good news from bad news bread
goodness me and when we say good obviously not like
actually good.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, but better.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Maybe I might let Brad push the button on my
Enginet Banking to refix my mortgage.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
To do that today.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Oh okay, ship, Well, maybe he'll give you some good
news about that or some bad news.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
It's up to him. That's like the number one. It
will be clipped today.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
That's the number one question we get when brad Olsen
comes in economists, what shall I do with my mortgage?
So we'll answer that for you. After seven, the celeidar
pole is on the way. How often do you clean
your dryer? You know, the linth thing? Because an ensurer,
an insurer yesterday was like, guys, after every time?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
And people are like, what my washing machine tells me
when it's clean. Doesn't need to every single time? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:01):
I like it, scraping it off that tray. What's the
number one clause of house fires? Isn't it that petrol?
I think petrol? Yeah, I would have thought that. And
cooking while drunk that too. I never drinking in the house.
I can see how that can. Yeah, that's coming up
to settle a little pole. But next, I believe you've

(04:23):
got the story born. There is a rooster on the looster.
A rooster on the looster? Was that the comedy you
were talking about?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Economics? Sports comedy? There is a rooster on the rooster.
We go, there, we go. Someone has a rooster.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
It's an urban rooster. And urban roosters suck when you
live rurally. Imagine how awful it would be urbanly urbanly
urbanly it's a.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Word now and you're kind of like Keith.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Playdiums fletch worn and Haley Fletchvaorn and Hailey the show
thanks to mt Cafe make MCA for your fist.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
The Top six Great Things are brewing. Please don't interrupt
my great things are brewing. Mate. You need to tie
the Top Sex because they don't know what I was
going to do. What are you going to do?

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Well?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
We've just heard that the skateboarders had to skateboard some
of the way to their Olympic fixture.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (05:18):
And then we alsotted saying words that sounded like they
were skateboarding terms. So the Top Sex made up skate
skateboarding terms? Is that because Hailey said you did a flapjack?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah? Sure?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
And retaliation to you saying that you did an olie,
which I would love to say, and then you claim
to do how many degrees I've done?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
You'd be flattered, you'd be flat on your aid.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
I didn't get all the way to do well, then
you didn't die. It would be a five forty would
be your next Yeah, like you nearly got to a
double three sixty.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
No, you were.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
You only just got one partner, you only just got
just rotation four eighty. That's why it was embarrassing Sideways,
I don't mentioned your cat at Yeah, I know, God,
you need to work on your grinds. Bruh, you know
what I mean, work on the grinds. That's okay to
a good Tony Hawk's skateboarder combo. That's right, grinds. I'm

(06:13):
good at the grinder between your.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Actually saking sixty sixty Jesus, you want to calm that down.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Pal, Well, let's get onto some from from talk about
grinder to talk about urban cocks.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Of course I refer to you'll find on grinder. Yeah
is French for rooster. Now there is a somebody has
a rooster in an urban environment. Birkenhead. We've both lived
at different stages. Shame me you you guys. Do I
live in Burkedale?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I lived on lord Dale Road that you used to
tell people you lived in burken.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Son way closer to Glenfield than it was where I
was are there, But there is a there's a there's
a rooster, and of course people think, oh, roosters that'll.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Be cooky and cute. They cockadoodle do when the sun
comes up, whenever they want, in the middle of the night,
if they are alerted or awoke. Another protector of the
house the hens.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
We called it a flock of chickens.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
It doesn't feel right a gaggle of chicken collective collective,
a murder of chicken now, I know that's a murder
of crows.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Are you even allowed chickens in like your backyard?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Some rules collective the brood is the most chickens, so
called a flock, a clutch or a peep a chicken
could be pretty cute.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
So there are rules about urban chickens. Because we have
new neighbors keep their chickens because.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
They sold them. They sold them. But just the other
day we heard a rooster going off in the afternoon
and I was like, what's that now, because we've never
heard it before. Yeah, sounds like you don't need to
get a slug gun and people sounds like I'm going
to turn the other on one eight good for a curry.
I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I wouldn't roast the rooster a roaster. I think it's
more of a curried situation. Especially it's established.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Why are people keeping them? They're no good.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
They're useless if you're if you're running a full situation.
If we had a bigger plot of land, we would
probably have one.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
But really one one just roguely turned up and I
was like, we're not gonna like that, and Shadows like, oh,
he's he might protect the.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Girls, and then that like morning, not your daughter's No.
I was like, that rooster ain't gonna do shit.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
To the girls.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Yeah, roaster, And this rooster walks in. I say, boy,
you leave these alone. You'll leave the farm girls alone.
You hit my boy?

Speaker 1 (08:44):
And uh that morning, at like two thirty, I was like,
and Shadow roll, Everyone's like, get rid of it.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Get rid of it. It didn't even last, Baker. It's
got to get horrible to get rid of that. But
that's the problem. People don't want them, so they just
dump them in places and that's how they do. But
not in like but city. It would be hard to
find a.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Rooster unless it was next door in a city because
the sound would like echo off buildings and stuff, and
it might be a wandering roaster.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
It might be like in a park or something. Yeah,
So it's become quite a thing in the area.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
There's posters putting up posters, yeah, saying who's got the rooster?
Get rid of the rooster. I like that poster, kill
the rooster. Some others are like save the rooster. I
like the one that looks like it's been drawn by
a cad and it's like, is this your rooster? And
it's like this real kind of kid drawing a roaster
using his non dominant hand. It's very funny about Simpson. Ye,

(09:42):
it's got about Simpson haircut. The somebody said, look on
this rooster as a blessing. You'd be more upset if
you never woke up the dumpling, doesn't it. That's a vegan,
a vegan, vegan, spiritual, vegan, spir vegan, fresh, spiritual, get
the energy. You used to work corporate, Yeah, yeah, you

(10:02):
had a full breakdown.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
A full breakdown when vegan. When Overseas came back, it
was a lot of Harrem pms. You used to used
to work for the meat board, Yes, used to work.

Speaker 6 (10:16):
In fact, was behind the very successful launch of Tagle takeout.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Yeah, yum, I tried it.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I not five minutes you put an air fry. I know,
in fact that's what I remember for I love it
still so Yeah, the rooster hunt for the rooster's on.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
Okay, well, poultry, particularly roosters, could cause an instance, said
Auckland Council. Keeping poultry was covered by the Animal Management
by Law, under which it was illegal to own a
rooster in an urban area without prior consent.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Okay, so this has to go. So where's gonna take recond?
I know a good road you could drive up. Why
you put in there? They're not mean my road? And
you just check out the window and then it'll find
other chicks out the window.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Drop it off, drop it off, take it six nine
six nine six for the address. We'll give it out
any roadside rubbish you need, dumb oh roads great.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Rural litter is the worst type of people, the ash. Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
Have you ever been in a car with like a
bag full of takeaway leftovers and just been like, wow,
I simply can't have this in the vehicle.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
You'd imagine you do it at the survey when you
fell up. Yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Scroll it up into a ball and you put it
under the seat and you leave it there for Yeah,
that's how you.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
I think I have some nuggies in here.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Fletchborne and Hailey.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Silly it is so silly, silly, silly that sto.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Today's silly little pole. You were, you were, demand, demand, demand,
I'm sorry, white man, white man.

Speaker 6 (12:24):
Alright, colonizer, now do a silly little pole on his
own terms. When cleaning, When drying your clothes, how often
do you clean out the lent tray?

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Every one?

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Do it every time, like every light, every load, every
few loads. It's done right, shut your face.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
I would even.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Sometimes if I've got sheets on, you know that take
a while, and you know how sheets get all up themselves,
black them out and give them some movement.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Sometimes I do at halfway. You should just drove them
on the line. Why everything, I don't washing I don't
have a washing line. Have a washing line. You could
buy one, or some clothes horses.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
We've got clothes. We've got our close horse. Oh you
need a couple for sheets.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
I'm mid renovation, guys, we're not finished.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Still.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Where's there's the washing line on the list.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yeah, but it's gonna go. It's going to get new
side of the house. I'm not putting in one of
those horrendous things.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Every one's got one from like the four D around it.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
You cannot know when it comes to drying clothes, there is,
but it's not like that's the function of a washing line.
The function of a washing line is to look aesthetically
pleasing in line with the house.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Oh no, I know.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
That shadow did poopoo.

Speaker 6 (13:45):
I wanted to get now, like we've got this like
little covered area and it was always where we set
the clothes horses because it catches them with the sun.
And I was like, what was she get is one
of those big retractable clothes lines we could run? God,
you should have seen her face.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
It was like, I suggested, house in the dick outside, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
It would go ahead and you wouldn't even see it
unless it was out, and then we could just want
to It would take our dryer usage down well and
ensure This news story came out yesterday and Insure f
MG is reminding people to clean the lint filter and
their dryers between each load, yes, a single time. It's
causing dryers to ignite. And you get these warnings all

(14:24):
the time from the fire service. It's one of the
biggest causes of house fires. Yeah, it's so bad and a.

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Lot of the time if they if they were able
to figure it out, you wouldn't be able to claim insurance.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
And you burnt down house and now you're living in Yeah,
you're living on a so like, get in.

Speaker 6 (14:36):
What you're telling me is get into the ashes of
your burnt down house and just take the take out
the linch tray. Just make sure they shut the whole
thing away. When drying clothes. How often you do it
forty eight percent every load there's not enough, there's not.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
Enough, thirty three percent, every few loads, nineteen percent hardly.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Ever, do you know in America?

Speaker 6 (14:58):
I think they have different and they have like a
limp tube, like an extractor tube we do for our bathrooms,
a ventilation Yeah, I've set of following the sky And
he goes to these houses and people are like, oh,
my dryer is not working properly. And he's like, when
did you ask clean that ventilation tube? And they're like,
I didn't even know I had one. And he's got
this tool that I and he sucks it all out

(15:19):
and insane that their houses haven't burned down.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yeah, insane. That that makes me so nervous. What about
these people that go out and leads it dryer orf Never,
I would never do that. I've got a brand new
and I would never Why don't you trust the dryer?
I just don't know an eye on it. You don't
just walk away from your oven even though it's literally
never burst into flames on its own. Something your eye.
Why are you leaving your other arm when you live

(15:44):
in the house.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I'm out, I'm I'm outside, I'm like doing something. But yeah,
my oven doesn't need some vision. My brain it does,
my brain it does. Yeah, michaela's every goddamn load. What
do you people want to start a house fire? Exactly?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
He's angry.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Think about poor firemen and fire women they have to
go around and put out these fires.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Exactly. My questions is, Megan, is what what do people
do when they with the lint? Now I've been thinking
about this because in my laundry, I've got an aesthetic
jar of washing powder, but we don't use washing powder.
Ours tree loaded, Like this whole house is just wildly
nearly unlivable.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Now, I was like, why do we get a closed
in jar that we collect the limb, almost a compost.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Bin of sorts, Yeah, that you empty out. I've got
to put it all in my hand and walk it.
I just walk in to the you make fire status
out of them twists. Yeah, you're twisted. Do I twist them?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
You twist the lint and it's a twisted firestata. You
can just like a little bit of wax and make
like your own fire stars.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
You've got a fire? Well, why do you think that
it combusts so beautifully in the dry when it's left
in there? Where am I getting this wax from a candle? Any? Yeah?
You just smash up a tea like use newspaper and lint? Yeah,
real quick. I don't feel like it's good to be
burning lint. Why not? It's just cotton and so okay,

(17:10):
I'll do that. I'll collect.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
Because she's apparently doesn't know, Reuben says, what do you
mean there's a linch tree question mark, and then.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Moments later another message you found out far out.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
I love to know how full that was bloody, because
my dryer will stop if it senses too much lent.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Same. We've got very smart dryers, very smart. Yeah, more
intelligent than Vaughn's.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Mine, mine's quite intelligent. To the Internet and mine internet.
You and I have the same drive. I've got the
newer one and me.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Sorry, I've got the new one, the newer onethow.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Just like I got the newer TV might I got
fresh stuff, he got free stars. I've got fresh star
and the practically house lived in fresh fresh, unlivable.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Remember my old dryer they misspout, Please clean the trip
It said, please clean this, but clean the spout c
l A E in and it was like a fisher
and Michael, so millions of them have been made with
them a mistake on them.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
Please mind have a lame your filter? Does mine have
a spelling chick? Okay, well I'll check it. I use
my stainless rotat clothesline, and here we go. We've got
a real woman on our hands. Zara.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I use my stainless road of clothesline. God the crank
on the side to get it up high to catch
that wind. And Southland, even in the winter people are
using their dryer twenty four seveny to grow up.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, I hate tryers. I love this woman. I don't
have a drying I don't have a line. Carl messages
in wait, does my dry I have a linpen tray? Oh,
for God's sake, yes, some on people, Sophie.

Speaker 6 (18:57):
Every time, otherwise it doubles the time of the next
lot of clothes because the machine's got too much lintenin board.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah it doesn't. You've got to run efficiency. Yeah right.
I use my local laundromat so the owner cleansed them
out daily. A dryer at home. I check it before
each just don't want no fire the laun I love
the laundromat dryers. He's so big.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
They get it done so quick, you know's mum brought
one back from the States, and it's a laundromat dryer.
It runs on an LPG. The heat it gets heat
from an LPG bottle.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
You've got gas, so it doesn't use heats of power
because the power is virtually powering a fan, yeah, and
spinning the machine.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
And the heat comes from LPG. And it's exactly like
a laundromat and it does sheets like.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
But it is huge. Yeah, but she's running that accommodation. Ah,
she's got the yeah yeah yeah, everybody.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
No, they don't have a U anymore. The Frida's and
Raglan If you'd like to go for a weekend at
my that's very cool. It's a very cool spot. Our
dryer does it already? Oh my gosh, what do you
mean itself? Robbie said, it self cleans and then it
puts the lint somewhere else where it's not where it
doesn't danger.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
And then every now and then you just got to
take out this big thing of blood. Oh mine's like
a slip and tray.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah, people hard people saying hardly ever a real thrill seekers,
aren't they really are todd they are? That's all a
little pole six twenty seven. Next on the show, there
is a blood we just talked for I don't know,
felt like a long time, like a line time.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I had fun from top to tail. But there's going
to be if there's going to be a post show
note for management, it's gonna be that this went long. Well,
I'll kick the next break short and concise, and we're
about stop and we're about to go into my favorite
this has ever stopped you? There was a ten minute break? Guy,
I just I'm having fun, Okay, as long as you're

(20:53):
having fun. I want to want to remember there's no rules.
Laugh out louder. I'd like to think we've we've stopped
someone burning their house down. Yeah, actually, welcome. If all
it took to save some lives was ten minutes of
bab and shit, I'll stare at work. Consultant will take it.
We'll take it, heroes. Next on the show, there's a
new dating show, and I cannot wait to wrap my
eyeballs around this one. Play did you do a little fart?

(21:17):
Thirty one not coffee. Something moved on the table, squeakies.
I was like, have some respect please. Now there's a
new dating show. I love dating shows very much, so.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
This one's been called Love Island on Steroidsland on steroids.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Okay, so think Love Island. A lot of attractive people, yeah,
shoved into a villain on an island in Colombia. They're
in Colombia. Last year's Love Island was in Africa, so I've.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Just the location of this is just off the coast
of Cartahina, lovely like so many islands, like white sand beaches.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
What's beautiful? This is what this looks like, big fancy,
luxury villa. All the contestants are in the villa. Data
da da da. We recognize this. What's different?

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Completely naked, no clothes and we're like, hmm, I've actually
seen this. There's a naked dating shows before. There's Naked
and Afraid and it's all pixelated. Not this show dating naked,
no pixelation.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Is it called dating naked?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:16):
No, straight to the Google for research purposes, yeah, research,
so no pixilation nothing. Oh wow, Okay. So one of
the contestants, Lauren, she's a nail techniciem She said, I
did have sex on the show. Yeah, a lot of
us did. So is it all Brits?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I actually don't know because sometimes they'll drop a rogue
American in the end.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah what just just this woman's being interviewed, just straight up, yeah,
we had sex. So this show. Billy, he's a builder
from Essex. He said, oh yeah, man, it's hot in Colombia.
I feel like at first everyone's going to be like,
what what is everyone naked? Second nap, there's drama. So

(23:01):
we just it's literally Love Island, but completely nude, full
frontal and no pixilation.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
Here's another one. Dan, a personal trainer. There was a
lot of sex in a villa, but it was.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
Ryan. He's hosted a number of things.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
A lot.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
He's had a lot bit of work. He has had
a majority of work. It looks like a magician, no offense.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
He would do a bit of close up magic if
he couldn't. He's got he's wearing a sparkly loafer and
I can see shon and getting hot under the color
collar and the idea of a specially gets you going
look at it.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
So that is out in August.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
So it says about a month pixelated in the UK.
Does that mean it's on Sky or is it on
a free classes Dating Naked?

Speaker 3 (23:55):
But so does that mean we'll get it?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Do we get God Dating Naked? This is because the
UK's do reality TV so well. But this was actually
put on in the US, had three series, but it
got canceled and then a German version came about and
they've given it a bit of a revamp. They were pixelated,
so then the UK was like, we'll have a go,

(24:19):
but we won't tell you what. I want to see
some bets well class and lower. So you'll watch this
one of course you.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Play play blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. This
is the top six. Bawn just said, I'm going to
make you cry today. I'm going to mood.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Well, it's Olympics time. We got break dancing, we've got skateboarding,
some corn new stuff. Have you I last night I
watched this Biles documentary.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Apparently it's amazing. Oh my god, she is incredible. It's
all about how in the twenty well what was called
the twenty twenty Olympics in Tokyo, how she pulled out
because her head wasn't in the right space. And then
her come back to the World Games after that, Oh
my god. And it's like leading up to Paris, she.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Im some country was like, we're sending our most successful
gymnastics team ever. These are the medals enlisted it, and
then Team USA replied being like, sweet, we are sending
one athlete with that many medals.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Oh yeah, she's like thirty seven World and Olympic medals
and she's four foot nothing. She's tiny, tiny recognize her
and they think she's a child. She's amazing. Yeah, she's
a small, small cold child, small cold child.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
Skateboardings at the Olympics, and skateboarding is going to have
terms that are really going to confuse your general sort
of Olympics watches.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Now, if I mayn can I bring in the skating anthem? Yep?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
No picture, per I was expecting skateboy by all, please
where you're playing.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
At least in heaven by o pm PM. I knew
it was. I can't do jack at least in heaven.
Scat man up on my back? Okay, great? What did
o PM stand for? All people? Mirrory? I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
Jesus originally called stash open people's minds.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Oh really, that's what it's one wonders and what had
it was? And what I had it was? So it's
also the Olympics, which is a competition.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
So today's stop sex for the top sex made up
skateboarding terms that Fletch and Haley are going to come
up with on the spot at the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Number sex, lazy preak, number sex. Fletch go, and I'm
going to can we do that?

Speaker 5 (27:01):
I like it? I like it.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
You've got to You've got to. I've got to describe it.
What are you making us do your work? I like like,
I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Well, Tony hawks on heaps of key at the end
of a grind when they kick off, uh and go
you kind of go bounce bounce like do and then
he goes and you think he's gonna go one way
and he doesn't.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
It's a fake. Okay, Okay, I award that three points.
Yes out of four. No, just there's no scale. It's
just I liked it. It's a ship score Watch and learn.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Number five in the list they made up skateboarding terms
you can totally use during the skateboarding in the Olympics.

Speaker 7 (27:46):
Hailey, check out that guy he hit a slazzle Slazzle.
Slazzle is where there's there's like not as.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Much of an incline to get a thing. You kind
of go with your body.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
You slazzle it. Yeah, it gives you a meutum on
the way back. Okayeh, kind of like a kind of
like a that would.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Be almost a thrust, almost a pump. Yet the slazzle
has more I don't like as.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Much as kicking. You do that two points.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yes, I'm winning number four on the list of the
top sex made up skateboarding terms you can use at
the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Number four fletch one wonder just like OPA with ski whip.
What do a ski whip look like? Well, you tell me.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
A ski whip is where you're just skateboarding along out
of nowhere, no elevation, no nothing. You do it like
like a cart wheel, a cart wheel, no hands skill stwhip.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
I like it I like ski whip as well. It's good.
A four points seven two.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Number three on the list of the top sex skateboarding
terms made up by Fletch and Hail on the spot
is through is Haley.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yeah telling me my boy from Canada just jack hit
the jackie down from Chunky Town. Jack from Chunky down.
What does it look like? I did not believe my eyes.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
He has chest here in a massive jackie down from
chunky Town.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
The jackie down from Chunky Town is second to none,
of course it is. What does it look like?

Speaker 4 (29:29):
It's it's when you almost put your whole body at
the front of the board during a drop down like
you're hanging ten, like you're hanging ten.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
But it's chunky and you jackie down, and then what
you hit at the end, the chunky the better. And
so when you hit a chunky move at the end,
oh my god, he jacket down.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
I really like the name.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
The descriptions failed a little man. I really like the names.
It would have been high as a four. That's okay,
number This is your last chance to get points on
the board. Flitch top sex made up skateboarding tums you
can use during the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Fletch a doo dooo web check that the doodoo weapons
already a skateboarding what they can't be? It feels like
it might. How does the doo doo wep work?

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Do do we?

Speaker 3 (30:24):
What does it look like? You're telling me that my descriptions?

Speaker 1 (30:29):
He just puts if behind pending investigation, also waiting on description.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Doo dooo wep. You're going along? Yeah, do do and
then you get out? Get out?

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Around you scared? Right around? Sounds like a tick tap.

Speaker 5 (30:45):
No, you need.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
As much experts will know the difference between tech. Is
a doo a skateboarding term?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
You haven't foend anything ice skating? No, that's not They
wouldn't have a do doo skating week.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Finish from you two point two points Hayley, as you
need to get three to draw four to win number
one on the lists of the top sex made up
skateboarding terms you can use during the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
My god, he's the Champion's done it again, finishing off
his routine with the Mary Pappins.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Describe it.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Okay, you've drawn on Mary Pappins name alone. The description
must carry.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Mary Pappens is when your drop in is so sick
that somehow it's almost as if you were flying. It's
almost as if you were not wopping in you are
floating down.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yeah, are you holding an umbrella or just making it
look like.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
You're to make it the merry pappens rather than a
slow drop. You do have to have your arms above
your head like you're holding an umbrella, and you'll be like,
oh my god, do not adjust your televisions. You are
seeing what we are seeing here at the Olympic Games.
He just dropped a sick Mary Pappins as a four.
Congratulations Hanley Stroll on one point. But that's how the

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Olympics works.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Gold medal, thank you for an honor. That's a subsex plays,
flits worn and Hailey. Get a burm, beautif I was
to boom beautiful things on it in you gotta get
a berm, Get get a burm, get a birm. It's

(32:32):
all the range at the moment.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
So when I grew up in the nineties, perms was
the thing for the young girls. And there was my
friend Georgia got a perm, and I was like, I
want a perm, but I wasn't allowed to perm. My
mom didn't let me get in. I thought my mum
was getting perms all through that. It came back eighties
Mom's got eighties.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
Nineties mom laid off the perms maybe early two thousands,
and you.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Look back and you see like TV shows and they
were wearing like power suits and perm.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
And then definitely that got overridden by the bloody GHD.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
We want pencil, you know, like pencils straight here? Oh god,
you know I love a cool. I love a cool, I.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Know because it signifies that perhaps you're eathnak. Yeah, that's
why you like curl. I'm going straight in my hair
this week. And immediately I was like my wife and
then I came and she was straighting her heroes SUPs. Oh,
I've never seen it curly. Well, apparently perms are back,
but not for the ladies. It's for the guys.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
The young gin Z boys are embracing the perm and
if I'm on to get their bird.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
We were talking about Bens and Boom because he's got
the heir that everyone wants.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
That's the fashion.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
The moment is this kind of flop top curly here
I think is natural.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
You gotta be better than the mullet. But she's still dominating.
The school playground whenever I picked the kids up.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
Ullet on a I know, sometimes I do see a
mullet lo and I find a attractive like on a man.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
I know I'm not worn, but I do.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
I see it and I think, you know, I get it,
the dirt bag thing. But this like like lots of
athletes are doing it, young men, and they're not just
styling it. They're getting the perm, which means permanent, like yeah,
put it in the little roll of things. So if
you look around and you're seeing all these boys of
curly here, just no, they're at the cell and getting
a perm and curls get the girls, and curls get

(34:27):
the girls.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
That's what they're curly here. I did have and did
you get the girls? Non? Okay, it's got the face
that goes under it's it's a mango face that was
so brute being quite ready to each other this morning.

(34:48):
Promise he's going to make me cry today. I've made
it through an hour.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
In Fletchborn and Haley.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
It's got an intro bad news.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Bread bred Olsen, thank you so much for coming in
and joining us. What was happening during that song was
we were discussing lotto because it's quite big at the moment,
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Twenty seven seven? Yep, and you literally have the app
up twenty six yeah, twenty seven. I even jumped off
the work Wi Fi because you're not allowed to go
on gambling sites at work, which is good. It's good,
it's good. Yeah, it's good. So I just jump off
to make sure that we've got a ticket because we've
got a deal. Do economists by lotto tickets?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
I feel like a lot of them probably don't, except
for when at jackpots and it's a musco.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
But look, I mean it's fun to have a dabble
every now and then. Dream you got a dream and
everyone's gone through it?

Speaker 8 (35:45):
Right?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
How much you'd spend, what you'd do with it?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
We were just saying, I mean you talked about the
fun five five, you'd keep five mil outs straight away?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Actually, what is it? Twenty six? And now I'm down
to twenty one mail for you each? So on nineteen
how would you boon through five? See? My idea would
be not take me long, my darlin, It would not
take me long at all.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
See I reckon if I if I won't, I'd put
twenty five mil into term deposits for six months, just
while I figured out my life, and I just I'd
keep a mill in fun money.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Hailey's screwing up her face. All right, let's talk about
actual money and not dreams.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Well, because truly, like, the first thing I would do
is pay off my mortgage, because that thing.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Is not fun and who have It's always the number
one question when you come in, brad is people text
in and say what should I do about my mortgage?

Speaker 4 (36:31):
And there's been lots of articles this week on interest
rates coming down, how long you should fix for, whether
fixing for longer is better. Someone texts in saying they
locked in like three years ago at three points something.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
We didn't want to hear from them anymore. Blocked them.
We blocked them, We said, never listen to our show again,
and I welcome.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Well, well, hey, just because people will make good financial decisions.
I think that those people on the show that they're great,
they're great listeners.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
What do you think give us that your starts and
what's happening with interest rates?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Well, it's fascinating, right because for the first time in
a while, I've been able to say to you that
actually interest rates are going down now. The Reserve Bank
hasn't moved yet, and there's still a big question over
when they might do it, and we'll wait for them
to figure out their own view. But hey, for the
first time, you've actually seen retail rates that are starting
to shift lower. And I think you know, you're talking
nearly fifty basis points, so half a percentage point in

(37:22):
some areas compared to say the end of last year,
So you are now getting a more attractive option. I'm
not saying that that's super great. They're not those two
three percent rates, but given you know how much pressure
people are under, that's not a bad thing to have
them starting to go down. And what we're starting to
see is that around about I think it's about twenty
percent of sort of more recent lending has been for
sort of only six month terms, so people are going, Look,

(37:44):
if I've fixed for six months and interest rates go up,
I lose. But no one's really thinking that's going to
happen at the moment. So if interest rates stay the same,
I don't lose, but I don't win. I'm sort of
just fine. But if they do go down, that's when
I start to win. So you are seeing a few
more people that are starting to fix for that shorter,
peaceeriod of time. But there's also if you look at
some of the rates, it likes the two year rate,
that's quite an attractive option in some areas because it

(38:06):
gives you that certainty of I know exactly how much
I've got a budget for, yeah, and that expectation of
if you take six months or even a year, how
much lower might it be in a year's time. It
might not be superhaps more than what the two year
rate might already give you. So there's a little bit
of slicing and dicing. I think that people are going
through at the moment.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
I locked in five years at eleven point six. For me,
I was like, it's good to know what I'm budgeting.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
I changed mine to the credit card.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
So I'm so you would be saying, go for six
months or a year. Well, no, I'd never be offering
advice on the radio. That would not a bad thing
for my career.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
But I think we're seeing I think we're seeing people
at the moment that are going between that sort of
six months and two years sort.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Of peace right My bank, the bins Yep advertised six
month rate right now is because I've got a pick today,
I've got I've got a little slice of the mortgage
coming up, so I gotta pack.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
How do you do having I don't have? How do
you do that? Do you just call up the man
and be like, hey in the app? Oh you do it?
You can do it in the app?

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (39:08):
That's real game of five now, isn't I know? It's
fun to which one do you want to pick?

Speaker 6 (39:13):
Six month rate is seven point zero five, two years
is six point four to nine.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
See six point four debts that's not bad also.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
But see the other thing is is it would be
interesting to see if you rang up and said, hey,
what's what's act you best?

Speaker 3 (39:27):
You know, I'm at loyal. That's what they're doing at
the moment, right last of a bread.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
They've got me by both balls and a handful of
cubes as well.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
And I have seen I can't you will not release
their grasp. But I've trimmed around the hand.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Let go.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
They have a tidy up for Christ's sake.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
But lots of banks are doing like Wispeker will be
like we're gonna drop it, and then as people will
be like, well, we'll Matt you know, like you can.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Play around about that. Definitely care and that's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
It's interesting as well because we've been seeing that there
have been those figures that have been coming back, and yeah,
the other banks are starting to jockey for position also
because the housing market isn't going great guns at the moment.
If I'm a bank, I need to get you know,
mortgages on the front door. I'm not getting a lot
of those, and so all of a sudden, I'm having
to be competitive. I'm having to offer some options. So
not only might you be able to get that sort
of flex maybe on your interest rate, but you know,

(40:22):
depending on who you're with, there's sometimes cash backs and
what have you around the place. So I mean, look,
I don't know how much time you've got toda everyone,
but it might be worth getting on the old phone,
you know, classic, classic sort of gen X move, get
on the phone and talk to a real human being
rather than just on the apps.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Yeah, because I deal with the human and it's a
lot more And sometimes he shouts me a lunch, lovely, lovely?
What about just general everyday living for people? What is stuff?
Getting cheaper groceries felt a little bit cheaper.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Right, You guys are so good at this economy that
you don't need me anymore economy because you keep you
are right, though, I've got my spreadsheet up in front
of me, and you are right that the likes of
vegetable prices down twenty percent on last year.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
But we were coming off the back. It was a
bad price. It was so bad last year.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
But we are also seeing the likes of meat prices
down one point four percent, the likes of milk, cheese,
eggs down three percent, not a lot, but just a
little bit. What's interesting, though, is because of how sort
of again challenging the economy feels, you're starting to see
a lot more shops that are starting to offer you
some deals.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
So if you look at the likes of.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Furniture carpets that are down a couple of percentage points.
If you're trying to get some tools, I know a
man who's keen on the tools a little bit cheaper
at the moment as well.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
So people are sort of going, I get that and
writing and you sign it like a note from a parent.
I'll take it home to shade. Moore now has commissioned
to well, you can get here if we look at
the categories.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
You can get cleaning products, small tools, and if you
want maybe some household appliants.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
I love this, having just finished a renovation. The carpets
and tools is coming down.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
The other two that are interesting is the transport area.
It's a little bit easier to go on a hot
gil Europe somewmmer at the moment. International airfare is down
thirteen percent. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Well
that's why people to leave in the country right. Second
hand car is also down a couple of percentage points,
so a little bit cheaper if you want to get
a new like you know, battered rad full.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Nineteen seventies mercedics than I want a least stuff. Yeah,
you've got such a random shopping list.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
You want to know how I would burn through five
million dollars for my fun five very easily. Your PA
board must be just insane, very chaotic.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
This is I mean, I know that it's like it's incremental.
Isn't it like you're never going to see like I
read an article that was like interest wats coming down?
This is good news, but we're not going to just
plummet back to two point six.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
No, it's and also we're in a very privileged and
lucky position to still have jobs. A lot of people have,
Like there's been companies making massive carts, the government hospital
the government massive car, legendary hospital spots shut down because
how tough the times have been. It's like things are
coming down, but it's certainly not rosy well, And that's

(43:08):
that's the trade off.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Right when we had really high levels of economic activity
and lots of people and jobs and there's lots of spending,
we equally had that big high inflation. Now they're getting
inflation back under control. That's we are also starting to
see the unemployment rate start to go up in that
so you're right, I mean, it's an awful trade off.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
I think as well.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
If we look to sort of next year, interest rates
will have come back a bit, people will be a
little bit more secure, the unemployment rate will have gone up.
But you'll also then sort of mid next year, I
reckon start to see a little bit more jobs growth
starting to come back through. So I think we're in
the thick of it at the moment. The ground's a
little bit frozen given its winter, but come through towards
the end of the year, those green shoots I think
are starting to pop through a bit.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
More casay it. I'll say it, I'll say it.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
It is this semi good news brand today I just
felt a little bit of positive the tinge of.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Good news brand, Olson tinged, you're gonna have to redo
the entire introd now hopefulitch hope, hopefulmuch.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Hopeful bad news Bread. Thank you so much as always
former you're going to give us his official title, can
you remember it? Prince seen scene, Prince economist and in
for metrics that you Knowled, I thought you're going to
go with good news, Brad was news Bread. Thank you

(44:19):
so much, thank you. Ready play play it's the final King.
We do this every Friday, we rank things.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Today it's Olympic Sports because the Olympics officially kick off
in Paris tomorrow. Do you ever later sevens up there?
Our sevens team are playing South Africa. Oh at the moment,
the only thing that I.

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Heard was that the seven steam bus driver got lost
and so then that took them a while to get
to where they were going.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
So that's the last I heard, even your South Africa's
that's it's like a very right because when I moved here,
I moved here for opportunities that I made the most
of it. Yeah, business, you got Dad got kicked out.
So where are we at?

Speaker 1 (45:16):
We're losing fourteen No, we're not losing because we South Africans.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Now we're winning. You're winning losing where I live or
where I'm from, where you live, everything is so good.
So can I make you guys a cup of tea?
Are right?

Speaker 4 (45:34):
You're right, I've got a sparkling water. Anyway, enough of that,
what do you know? What top of my mind at
the moment is the acrobaticstics because I watched some.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
On bios documentary. It's a two part thing about how
she dropped out of the twenty twenty Olympics in Tokyo,
made it come back and preparing for Paris.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
What are we?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
What are we ranking? This on sports?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Just amazing the incredibleness of the sports. It's the sport
that we would like to watch.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Not I think how we like it? I mean, you
go diving, right, because that is gymnastics in the water,
in the water into the war. Can I just are
we talking?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
How hot?

Speaker 5 (46:15):
There?

Speaker 9 (46:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (46:16):
No, no, We've done that. We've done That's what want
to be a PERV the sport respect, have some respect
only perven and a group, you know, just like safety,
like just a triathlon or something. A group.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
A group is a group collectively moved the Olympics with
we have ranked.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Sports sports hotness. But this is just for the sports.
I'm going to go gymnastics.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Team.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
You were saying, you can watch.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Basketball anytime, okay, and it's not as good as the NBA. Never,
they never gewl because they're not geling. There are a
team of individuals and they're like enemies.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
I love athletics. I love the sprints. I love the
sprints and the hyji jump the shop because.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
The high jump, you're like, they're gonna get that, They're
going to impel themselves on the pole.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
No, that's pole vault, the one over the bar. Oh
my god. I love watching the pole vault. But are
we just going to call their athletics. Yes, sprints, you
love those. Nobody's nobody's.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
One hundred bits, No one's beaten it by a second anymore.
You know something, the record won't be beaten.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
So I feel like it's not as exciting as it
was when the likes of Usain Bolt were, when there
was one yere like legend in the field.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
You're watching it, watching big athletes. What about the discuss
the shop javelins, the best in the throwing.

Speaker 4 (47:43):
Fields, long jump when they jump into that pete, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
I'm going to go diving number one because it's incredible. Yeah,
we're seeing bulges in all of these departments. Now you're
describing a bulge heavy.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Artistic swimming member we talked about. I love watching it. No,
that's boring, that's boring. Yeah, cricket breaking a quest. I
love the equestrian. I just googled Olympic Sports and down
here it's his cricket.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
No, that was a trick that's been at one as
like a show. I think they had one at that
at London.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Previous Olympic appearance was in nineteen hundred. Yeah, I'm a
little bit behind. Yeah, I love the equestrian because I
just love the horses. Did you see that is the
British one that got Why are we whispering? Why are
you whispering? Filmed whipping the horse? You think that horse
is going to do all that stuff without a know.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
We're all like a ghast, as if everyone else was
like out of these giant animals I love fin saying.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
I love saying, I love it saying. Weightlifting, I love
watching the huge weightlifting. Yeah, sticks number one for me
because you just don't see it on TV any other time.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
No way.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Look flax, the on the rings, that's.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
It's insane strength, the routines, the ball and ribbons.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
I mean, curling is number one, but that's almost so
far ahead you can't even include it. I Google, I know,
I put it all in front of me, and I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Trampoline's pretty fun to watch because they're boring so high.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
And we've gone We've got a trampolina Trampolina Chian Schmidt, Yeah,
who is a very schmiddy. He's a very excellent trampolinist.
But that is that is that is that Gymnastics kind
of under that umbrella. I think I'm going gymnastics number one,
Gymnastics with you, alytics number two, I'm wrapping that all

(49:47):
up together as I am the gymnastics, and number three,
I'm going fencing.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
Something very regal about it.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
I've always imagined I would be quite good at the
fencing if I ever to play sport for heal.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Excepting fence that you're private.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Janisburg it was Musk bought a choice at Musk liked
to play that play street Rugby.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Did you on the street right? It was the only
place where the bottles were broken. Right, So we but
you know hard when you hit the grand hard.

Speaker 5 (50:17):
I know.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
But this is what I like about us, Vorn. You know,
we grew up so differently. We're still great friends united
done the one flag with too many colors? Well, South
Africa one? What are you going to drop on you
with that kind of station? They all blacks topped the
group though archery. Archery is really red. Now. Our friend

(50:38):
Zane has just message saying he does feel attacked. Friends,
what you're talking about? Tell him to shut up on envicement.
I'll make him a lovely not I don't bodyguard would
make sure that's never happened to me. To Fledgeborn and Haley.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
I just wanted to get ahead of something because Vaun
did me a favor yesterday. And what do I do
you Well, I'm doing a new job program and I
was day one yesterday, right, and I was like, I'm
going to go opened up my headphones to.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Listen to something and found out that they weren't in there.
So I just had a case. Where were the pods?

Speaker 4 (51:29):
They'd fallen out of my ears in bed in the
case next so in the morning in the dark, I'd
grabbed the case, thinking there they are, but no, they
were rattling around in the sheets anyway, So Vaughn Ellen Smith,
who was such a lovely friend, said, hey, I'm not
go to the gym. I'm a lazy pos and you
can borrow my headphones. And at first I thought, yuck,

(51:51):
shove those in my ears, but you go over over.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Here, I go over I used to go in ears,
but then I they and I was like, I've just
got these old ovaries and they're fantastic and sweet, but
water covered them and I changed the.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
That's what I don't get is people do over Is
that the germ? And you're sweet? I definitely dribbled some
sweet into your ear holes.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
Yeah, okay, that's not the apology though, because do you
know what I did? Do you a favor though, because
I sometimes at the gym I listened to filth and
I thought, I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
I'm not gonna take your headphones.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Yeah they are Christian, so I knew I could feel
the Catholicism as I put them on my head.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
Yeah, I would be riddled with Catholic girl. Yeah, I know.
So I just listened to music fantastic. Yeah, so I
did that for you, devil music and such. Oh it
was Satan's own music for sure. I'm grunted at the
gym anyway.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
So then I took them off and gave them a
little wipe down because I hate that they were a
little bit sweety. And then I didn't think anything of it,
and I had them in my car to bring back
to you today. And when I got in the car
this morning, it was flashing it there. And I left
them on all night long and and they were flashing
like about to die, about to die, about to die.

(53:09):
So I've put them back in the case and I
slipped them on your dis this morning to be like,
I just won't mention it. But then I was like,
he's going to go to the gym, right, get a
hit of his weekend, and then he's going to get
to the job and put his headphones on and they'll
be did.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
And that's because of me. I started.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
I've decided I'll start again next week. Oh the gem, Yeah,
be bailed on it today. Yeah, because of stupid staff meeting.
I'm telling you, I told you, I'm addressing it as
a hobby from here on out.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Yeah, to tell me how.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
We hear that.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Okay, it's going to tell me how much. Oh god,
ones are really good. Oh god. I actually felt let's
teach it. Yeah. I didn't turn them off. I felt
wracked with girl.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Because if they're not connected to do anything for a while,
they turned themselves off.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Can I tell you the panic that I just felt
when you hit Bluetooth connected, knowing that my phone was
the last one that they were connected to.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Give them a wife, and they was just gonna auto
play and start playing the last thing.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Next door the show.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
It was a week ago that this big it meltdown
happened across the world. In fact, some airlines like Dowty
Airlines still dealing ring with the backlog of canceled flights
out of America. But there has been a little sorry
from the company to some clients.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
Yes there has been. It's a real tiny sorry. I've
got some tiny sorry. I've got some numbers that make
your eyes border at how much this outage cost.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Play Fledborne and Haley so major.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
I don't really understand how this happens. But major IT
outage one of the biggest in history. Yeah, a week ago.
It was Friday night a week ago, was it.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Yeah, caused airlines to be affected, had tons of companies,
none of.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
The supermarket machines work. You had to get cash out
and even then the machines were down. It did what
we thought y two K was going to do.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Basically that the whole world's computer system came crashing down
and it.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Was all because of an update. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
It cost Fortune five hundred companies around five point four
billion dollars that out that.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
I wondered what was going to be all up four billion?

Speaker 10 (55:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
So the company responsible for this IT outage have tried
to make things right, you know, went like this was
major we understand us.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
The crowd Strikers their name in Austin, that's right, this company. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
So how they did it was it was like it
was a flawed software update. It caused all this chaos.
So crowd Strike came out and what they offered to
those affected buy this five point four billion dollars. Yeah,
they are customers who are affected by the five point
four billion dollar costing out years yep.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
A discount on their ongoing. That's the worst day when
it's like a discount on something you still have to
pay money for.

Speaker 5 (56:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
No, it was a ten dollars Uber Eats gift cart
per per company. No, I think probably like a few,
you know, to each company for their employees, maybe a
ten dollar Uber each stift cut. You can't even buy
a bottle of coke with delivery.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
That five that cost to the fortune five hundred five
hundred companies doesn't even include like the New Zealand companies,
the Australian though, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, companies all over
the world, Like this would billions and billions of dollars.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Billions and billions. They want to give a ten dollar
Uber eats about jet to say sorry? Yeah.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
On Friday, the nineteenth of July, the stock price for
CrowdStrike Holdings was three hundhundred and thirteen dollars yeap a share.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
It is now two hundred and fifty five a drop. Yeah,
because they're going to have to pay out a lot
of money. I'm all that more than a ten dollar
Uber Eats voucher. At the end of the thing, like
we recognize all the additional work that that July nineteen
incident caused and all the chaos Saturday. At the end
of the email to express our gratitude your next cup
of coffee or late night snackers on us. That that's

(57:24):
how they did it. And then they didn't even say
that it was ten dollars.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
You had to click on a QR code that would
then take you to your to your voucher.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
And that's when people were like, it's ten bucks.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Ten dollars yeah, as they say themselves, literally enough for
one cup of coffee.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Yeah, and you after you ground the entire planet to
its knees. Yeah, so amazing.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
I thought perhaps we could get some calls and messages
in around this, like when you were so poorly compensated
for something, because you know those tokens. It's almost worse
than just saying we're po jis. This is what happens.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
It's like you said before, you have a bad experience
with a company and they're like, well, here's fifty dollars
off when you spend money with us.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Next time we talk you off your next monthly bill. No, no, no,
you'll do what now I'm not paying again. You don't
realize I'm out.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
I'm as a customer I'm done with you spending percent
off your next order and free shipping.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Sorry sorry what absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
But maybe this has happened as well, like with the
with the boss or something, and something happened and they went,
oh yeah, you said the bosses. You know you'll be
commensated all this overtime.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
Yeah, yeah, you'll be commensated fairly. And then it's like,
we got you a one adult admission to rambos end.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
That's what I'm going to go on. It's like when
someone's been working for a company for years.

Speaker 6 (58:46):
Ago and then you see the long or long service
and they have like a ceremony and they give them
something huggery and.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
A Costco sponge cake and you're like sponge Actually it's
lunch case dense spongeblubs. But as far as I've been
working for this company for thirty years, you expect you
want to getto You wanted a dense, rich a blue
Bell's bakery. I want a blue Bell's custom bakery with
my face on it. Yeah, flavor too. Yeah okay.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
I wouldn't know how poorly you were compensated for some
wrongdoing maybe at a workplace or buy a service, because
that massive company that caused the huge I outage offered
people who affected tender uber eats scoucher, even.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Though it cost billions of dollars of damage. All right,
give us a.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Call on one hundred dollars at m as A number
nine six nine six Ruby, What were you compensated for?

Speaker 11 (59:45):
Okay, so I'll set the scene.

Speaker 9 (59:47):
It was a couple of years ago.

Speaker 12 (59:48):
We're in an I hop in New York and a
baby stadded choking on their pancakes.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
So it wasn't making any orse.

Speaker 9 (59:57):
Pin and Blue jumped up and they gave it the
baby highway.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
But this wasn't your baby. This was a random New
York baby.

Speaker 11 (01:00:05):
Random New York baby.

Speaker 12 (01:00:06):
I don't know why I was getting a bit pancakes
at like four months old, but America, you've got.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
To start them raising rat at this stage. Do you
have any kind of background in first aid or.

Speaker 9 (01:00:19):
I'd done the stage calls, but that is about it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
You just went a superhero mode. I'm going to save
this baby's life.

Speaker 10 (01:00:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:00:28):
Anyway, so said this baby parents appreciate out the stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:00:34):
Run over to me and they say, oh my god,
thank you so much.

Speaker 10 (01:00:37):
That would have been a lawsuit for your for your
good deed, we'll give you.

Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
The hero of the day a lord.

Speaker 10 (01:00:43):
And I was like, oh, well, it's just going to
be it's.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Going to be good.

Speaker 10 (01:00:45):
They turn around say ten percent.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
But don't you have to I was going to say,
it doesn't even come of the tap.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
And you just saved them a lawsuit of probably millions
of dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
You saved a baby's life. Can we compensate? Two week?
Let's consent? Can You're about to see some real pumpings
cool through the week.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
It's the Ruby saving a baby's life with the baby
hind the New York Baby pancakes.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Yeah, fifty cafe vouch a for you, thanks to our
friends at MT Cafe.

Speaker 10 (01:01:23):
Well done so much.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
How you get some pancakes? God saved the baby's life.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
That's crazy, all right, keep your calls coming in eight
hundred dollars a M nine six nine six.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
How poorly were you compensated?

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
We want to know how poorly you were compensated because
some of the customers from the crowd strike it thing
last Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
This week we're seeing a ten dollars uber eats fountcher.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Just for all the billions of dollars that we cost
the world yeah, you know, was about.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
It was about it half they lost that much money
probably it's all they could afford.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Amber, Good morning. How much were you poorly compensated?

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:02:01):
I got off at a fifty dollars back to the
restaurant where we got married, fifty after after they almost
killed my dinna in law.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
God, now let's not name this restaurant.

Speaker 12 (01:02:14):
But how did they enough to be earthquakes?

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
It's not too bad an almost die. Did they leave
a bone and a chicken bird or something?

Speaker 9 (01:02:23):
No? So she has has a displey allergy to mushrooms
and we obviously told them that, alongside a bunch of
other allergies. And they served up the potato dish with
mushrooms in it, and thankfully my auntie had just taken
a bite and managed to work it out of her
hand right before she was about to put it in
her mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Oh well, but you got it all about you, yep.

Speaker 9 (01:02:46):
Of other issues, they added like another grand onto our
bar table without telling us. That didn't serve our.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Ca Well, technically it's now nine hundred and fifty dollars
they've added to your.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
B that's rough, and thank you, Lexi. What was your
compensation Hi.

Speaker 12 (01:03:04):
So this was a few years ago now, me and
my brother and my mother were flying up mort to
sea family. Yeah, and we were delayed by six hours.
So we've been waiting in the airport and they decided, oh,
we'll compensate you all by giving you a voucher, a
ten dollars voucher to the cat that was there. They

(01:03:26):
could only give the vouchers out to adults, so me
and my brother were considered miners at the time, so
it was a twen dollars voucher between three of us.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Oh, that's rough.

Speaker 12 (01:03:37):
Further, it's horrendous.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Yeah, that's that's what it's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
In Europe, they've got rules if your flight's delayed by
X amount of hours, they actually have to compensate you
and refund your flight. Oh really, depending on like the
level of how how you lose the day, LEXI thank you, Brad,
How what were you compensated?

Speaker 10 (01:03:55):
Good eight team?

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Hey.

Speaker 13 (01:03:57):
I worked for a company up in Auckland for thirteen
years and did yeah, a lot of work, boy, a
lot of overtime, very loyal leading up to Christmas.

Speaker 10 (01:04:08):
Quite often every.

Speaker 13 (01:04:09):
Year we'd work twenty eight days straight, doing one hundred
hours a week, and it's just you know. When I
finally handed him my notice, I'd had enough and I
decided to move out into the country further away. For
my loyalty and hard work.

Speaker 10 (01:04:21):
They gave me a fishing rod.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Hey it a man fish?

Speaker 1 (01:04:27):
Yeah, a dash then for a lifetime?

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
What it was it a nice fishing rod or was
it like one of the budget ones.

Speaker 10 (01:04:36):
Oh it was one of the budget ones.

Speaker 13 (01:04:38):
Yeah, a warehouse special.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
I'm sure, babe, all that hard? Did you use that?
Did you use the rod?

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
No?

Speaker 10 (01:04:49):
I sold it for fifty bucks. I could use the
fifty bucks instead.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
Now there's a businessman, Yeah, businessman. There you go, Brad.
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
Quite a couple of quick text messages. Someone's got the
completely wrong end of the step. We're talking about poor compensation.
They said, we were delayed, and do buy for a
day We've got putting up in a hotel and then
enough points to get a free return ticket from New
Zealand to Europe. Sempler, that's another week when we do
how were you over compensated?

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Compensated? I nursed my mother through.

Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
Her cancer recovery, cleaned her house, visited daily, taking care
of my primary aged siblings.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
You think at this stage, I'm thinking top of the well,
what is this expecting from their mother? They're just doing
their daughterly duties. My mother compensated me by sleeping with
my husband.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Oh why, what more details needed? Oh my god, more
details now?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
So many people leaving workplaces after many years. Worked for
a company for nineteen years. When I left, I got
a voucher which I worked out to be worth six
dollars eighty four a year.

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
My dad worked for New Zealand Ralph for sixty years.
Oh wow, he's getting a train, right, he's getting the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:01):
Life forever. He got a bouquet flowers and a card,
not even a morning tea.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Somebody said.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
I got put in a leadership position in charge of
a department and had famously always cost this big company
lots of money. It was never making any money. Over
the course of eight years, I completely turned it around,
made it a very profitable part of the business good.
And then when I left, nothing, it was nothing. There
was nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:06:29):
But there was a work event that night that I
wasn't invited to because technically I didn't work there anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
So I went, you went, I went, Yeah, as much
as I could. Yeah, I don't even vape, but I
vaked all through the CEO speech and then and then
and then my titty fell out on the dance floor.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
That's good stuff. I've got a hot date today.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
You're good for you man, got a day date on
a date for a while that may have been brought
up once or twice later.

Speaker 3 (01:07:03):
We're the kids.

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
We're in the Cost of Living crockets at school. It's
a day early, it's a day date. It's an eleven
forty five am movie. Oh, Dead Pull and Wolverine. Oh
that doesn't sound like that shadow thing at all. She's
a well does she getting on Reynolds and Hugh Jackman?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Is she getting a lunch out of this?

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
It depends she's getting a rose at the movies?

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
Yeah, God, that's top tier rose. She can smuggle in
a little shrine bottle, a little bottle of rose, like
a sippy cup or something. Call the romances.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
Speak to her.

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
I was just like, do you want to come to
this movie on Friday? And she was like, yeah, sounds great,
and so I was like cool. I got two tickets
and then I said to Jared, do you want to
come to this movie on Friday? Hang on and he's like, oh,
how are you going with I was like, and he's like, no,
it sounds like a date. I was like, we will
always go to this. Come on the NCU, that's where
the boys go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Right, So you invited. I think you've I think you've
slapped the term date that Jared's not He said he's
not coming on the dates in a situation properly smirching.
I was like, there'll be no smirching, and I'm not
thirty something dollars. How much of movies now?

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
A lot?

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Wait do you go in some kind of bougie now
we're going on that? Well, you've got to see it
on a big screen. The big screens are more expensive
and more expensive. I really feel like you Charnay has
asked to go on a date. Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:08:26):
And I know Charlie well enough to know the kind
of date that she's thinking of. She wants something that
she needs to get dressed up for a planner, darling date, dranking.
But you, I think you've gone I want to see
this movie. I want to see this movie, and you've
slept the date stuffer on it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Yeah, you've got to do something before or after, like
a nice lunch, some kisses and smooches and tell hers
she's beautiful.

Speaker 6 (01:08:49):
Well afterwards, probably just have to go get the kids
from school. It'll be school pack up time and before
why don't know how long are we gonna have to muck.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Around here for doing work quite a while? No you
think you might? No, yeah, we've got we've got stuff
to do.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
She said, I'll just go early and do some shopping.
I was like, no, that sounds expensive. No, just meet
me there for the dates. Oh, have lunch before you
get there.

Speaker 5 (01:09:14):
Oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Lunch, have a cost depictive lunch before our day lunch. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
So and then last night, so no food, wine, no smooches.

Speaker 6 (01:09:25):
She said what times the movie? And I said eleven
forty five? And the girls were like, are you guys
going to be a movie tomorrow? And We're like yeah,
and what maye're gonna go see? I did pull on
Wolverine and they both looked at chart were like, what
are you going to go and watch that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
This los She's like, yeah, I think I've seen the first.

Speaker 6 (01:09:39):
One, to which I'm immediately like, what have you not
seen the second one? And she's like I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
She's going to be asking you questions, and I see
the whole date is now a silent date. There will
be no questions the movie Wow, no questions. I'll tell
you if something cool is happening, because that's what I
do it. You just told your wife to ask permission.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
To speak correct. It gets hot. It's so hot, the
state sounds so hot. It's gonna be a great time.

Speaker 4 (01:10:05):
You're gonna sort of like pick up the kids and
then then set them up for their afternoon and then
carry on with the romance in the afternoon, pack up
with the drinking poo somewhere together and the world.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
And he's got Friday night in appuls so we'll go
out there and get cold.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
That lady a week later and kids are warriors are
to have to watch the trying.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
And I'm trying a week. You've been really trying, haven't you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
I love usport woman. I'm just gonna love it. No,
she's going to find herself with a bottle of rose
in her wardrobe, just going how did I get? And
the wardrobe well, her husband plays pirates with his mate.
Watch the warriors.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Now two the Olympics officially kicking off tomorrow morning.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
We're going to cross to Paris next. Indeed play and Hayley.

Speaker 1 (01:11:00):
Almost twenty twenty four ancient click spotting under lettings compet.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
That's right? Will you ly tomorrow morning opening ceremony the
officially forests even started. We're out of the seven. Yeah,
does that work. We've got a man on the ground though,
let's go to him now, James mcconie. Good evening in France.

Speaker 11 (01:11:26):
Good morning in New Zealand, Good morning, good evening. Yes,
I'm your man on the ground or on sulataire.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Oh really beautiful French Jam's MACONI now seven this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:11:42):
We're already out of the rugby.

Speaker 10 (01:11:45):
Yes, we are out of the men's seven. So went
down to South Africa.

Speaker 8 (01:11:50):
Apparently the all black seventh head all the position. They
were banging on the door. But you know, in the end,
I shall use the doorbells like white stripes, you know, like.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
The white stripes.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
You've got to ring the doorbell, You've got to Well
it's a disappointing start, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
What's it like in Paris? So what's the what's the vibelake?
Just walking around the streets. Can we get a vibe
check please?

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:12:17):
Vibe checkers.

Speaker 11 (01:12:18):
I'm actually at Montpellier, which is in the south of France,
the Deep South, because I've been embedded.

Speaker 10 (01:12:24):
With the New Zealand athletics team. I just hosted a
quiz night for them. Some of the jokes, well, I
don't know, Hayley, you'd probably say, could do better.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
I'll get some feedback and yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:12:39):
In the end, the Nick Willis joke about his history
did actually go down quite well.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
So glad you got to the boy you were just
swinging for the fences.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
I like that. I love that because I've been following
lots of the athletes on the social medis and they
look like they're just having a fun, chill, happy, relaxing
time and you're hosting bloody quizzes and when are we
going to get to the serious stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:13:04):
I know, it's quite tricky, isn't it, because it's the
calm before the storm. I was actually a nice yesterday
watching the Oli White.

Speaker 10 (01:13:12):
Awkward name for a team, but we'll go with it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Mum and Dad are there at the moment. You should
have said hello. I should have I should have put
I should have pointed you out to them.

Speaker 10 (01:13:20):
Oh really, there's sprout? Is there a sprowl on the
ol Whites.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
No, no, they live nearby. We don't need to get
into this, darling. They have a point apartment in Italy. Darling,
you must visit sometimes.

Speaker 10 (01:13:29):
Oh how lovely. That's beautiful living there.

Speaker 11 (01:13:33):
That's a beautiful, lovely roset.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Lots of keys in the crowd.

Speaker 10 (01:13:42):
There were a few.

Speaker 11 (01:13:43):
There were those keywis that you sort of spot and
you go, do I need to talk to this Kiwi Kiwi?

Speaker 10 (01:13:51):
You talked to them and you go, Actually, what was
even worried about? I love you Kiwi's come on now,
bring it and bring it in. Lots of appearance of players.

Speaker 11 (01:13:59):
Most of the Kewis are this one on Actually most
of the crowd are on this one tram. We're on
packed in like sardines. We wear diairy degree heat. That
was where my my sweat levels.

Speaker 10 (01:14:09):
Went to all time high. I'm looking at you for sponsorship,
Recks owner. Who you got Africa?

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Oh you can't be over there representing New Zealand and
Lynx Africa. Come on now, they could do a special flavor.

Speaker 11 (01:14:24):
Yeah, you could bless the rain in my Lynx Africa
because there was so much I was honestly Niagara.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
Falls oh done, what are you? Is there a sport?

Speaker 4 (01:14:35):
Because we actually earlier in the show we ranked our
favorite Olympic sports and we were very excited about athletics, gymnastic, gymnastics,
and for me personally, the fencing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Do you have a favorite sport that you're looking forward
to watching the most?

Speaker 10 (01:14:50):
I actually like the athletics too. I think that's the
biggest deal. I mean, that's where it all started, fully
new that I might add back then in the ancient Greeks.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
You know, be like James, as it should be. I
think it's one of the reasons. And I like the
athletics the most because you, god, you see it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
You see a lot, don't you.

Speaker 10 (01:15:09):
Oh, you do see a lot in this and the
and the HD, the full four K slo mo.

Speaker 3 (01:15:15):
When there's when there's bridden.

Speaker 10 (01:15:18):
When that's sprittin. That's yeah, it's all going on. And
maybe they should that should be I reckon one event
they should have in Paris, though, which is the main
sport in Paris.

Speaker 11 (01:15:27):
Is dodge dodging dog poop because it's everywhere. If you've
and you've got to have your wits about you, tell
you what you check one text or or just see
who's sliding your d ms and for me that's a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
Yeah, and you're in a dog do they do they
not pick it up? Yeah? Paris smells it. Urine twenty
four to seven.

Speaker 10 (01:15:51):
Well see, I don't mind the urine of a bit
of the bear girls.

Speaker 3 (01:15:53):
When it comes to urine.

Speaker 10 (01:15:59):
That I can't handle.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Okay, So, James and Coney, just before we go the
opening ceremony tomorrow, New Zealand time, do you know do
you know what we can expect from that?

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
I hear it's Lady Gaga doing a duet with.

Speaker 10 (01:16:13):
Oh really yeah, they're doing most of it on the
river and I'm just thinking sky rockets and slave. There's
a big sniper's delight there.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
But yeah, yeah, James mcconi, thank you so much. A
man on the ground there at the Paris Olympics.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
We'll revisit you in sometimes. Yeah the Olympics. Oh wait,
wait wait wait wait for your correspondent.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
Hailey did high school friend so we away passin actually
while we're at.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
It, bibliote.

Speaker 10 (01:16:56):
Place which is very near us, and we love it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Treby. Yeah, very culted. Thank you, James mcconi in Paris, of.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
What play is Flitch Vorne and Haley.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
Fact what I've got something, It's I'm just he read
his music coming from somewhere. You had your head phone
on split didn't you have my headphone on laptop? Okay,
it's time for fact of the day.

Speaker 3 (01:17:30):
Day day day day.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do. It's too carpet Flitch
to it. We say thank you for today's thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
So Flitch has done your No, no, he hasn't done it.
And he's also done Effect of the day, he suggested.

Speaker 6 (01:17:56):
Because I said tomorrow's actually we're sitting here afterwards after works,
the silly buggers, and you said something about the factor
that tomorrow is the one day that I don't know.
I think I'm out it on sports teams, foods, all
this things that have changed names. And you said, what
about celebrities, And I said, what a great idea.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Out of the part find a lot of load on
the show. Who was born John Roger Stephens? Great?

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Great, This is like when buzzfeeder like you will believe
these twenty celabs.

Speaker 3 (01:18:28):
Sting not sting.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Okay, John, he kept John Stephens, he did Johnny Cash,
John bon Jovi.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
No, he's Jim Gibarney, John John three two.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
MAYA legend, legend was born John Roger Stephens. What actor
was born, Mark Sinclair, Mark Ruffalo. We ditched both names.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Brad Pitt. Family is everything to this man. Steve Sylvester Sallance.
A family.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Was born for Shizzle. Another actor was born Eric Bishop?
Who keep either of them?

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
Give us a clue? Um, Eric Bishop. That's a great name.
It's a great name. It's a very strong name.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
If you like just had an average name and then
you changed it to be some big Hollywood sleep would
you just feel like your whole life is a lie
because everyone would think that's your name.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
I know, Lady was not born Lady Gaga, she's Stephanie right. Yeah,
Jamie Fox was born Bishop. I mean Jamie Fox is
a great name. Yeah, but Eric Bishop rules, Yeah, great name.
Easy one here.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
Destiny Cyrus, Miley Cyrus. She was called that because she
smiled a lot as a curtain. So what is happening
with that family? That is the wild clip of Billie
Ray Cyrus like yelling at his wife that child, Yeah
he's red locks and stuff and called her like some
horrible names, not talking, that's awful. Natalie Hirshlag Natalie and Bruglia.

(01:20:10):
Natalie is correct.

Speaker 6 (01:20:11):
Natalie Portman's real name is Na hyphen Lee Hirshlag. Okay,
she changed up because she's too Jewish.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Yeah, hirsh legs. She was born Anika Tanya Mirage, Petty
Anika Moore? No, are you there?

Speaker 10 (01:20:33):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
D J was born Adam Wiles Moby Adam Wild, romantically
linked to Taylor Swift at one stage. Calvin Harris Alvin
Harris was born.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
I feel like you've switched one sort of normal name
for another, though, Harris, what do you reckon this passports?

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Is Adam or Calvin Wiles? I think yeah, like pink,
says Alisha, Yeah, Alicia Moore. Bruno Mars, What's what was
his name before he changed to Bruno Mars?

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Clive not far.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Aflive Morrow, same era, Clive Morrow, Peter Ye, Peter Hernandez,
Peter Hernandez. And who is Thomas Mappo the Fourth? Tom
Brady Tom's correct, Tom Heddleston not Tom Noll, Tom.

Speaker 6 (01:21:28):
Wacky Religion, Tom Crause, Tom Crowse What is his name?
Thomas Mapo the Fourth?

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Potha the from M A p O t oh never
working on the post of commission impossible.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
For yeah, Hi, I'm Thomas the fours. So today's Fact
to the day teach the celebrities have changed their names.
Fact of the Day Day day day day?

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Do do do do?

Speaker 9 (01:22:03):
Do?

Speaker 1 (01:22:04):
Dude do do.

Speaker 5 (01:22:10):
Play play?

Speaker 6 (01:22:14):
I just think a little behind the scenes, a little
behind the scenes. Earlier in the week we talked about
was that last week? That was earlier in the week.
I'm all confused, what does it?

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Who am I? Where are you? You're right bad?

Speaker 6 (01:22:27):
I said, I got a new hood from the warehouse.
And the warehouse heard that and they were like, thanks
for the mention. They sent two more. Now when they
write fletchers like where is mine? I wanted something now,
I said to him, you don't want this, you won't wear.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Want you got something?

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
And so I said, fine, put this on this, like
you know those hunting sort of fleecy fivers ones the orange,
the orange, the orange incidence, So don't you're not going
to shoot me?

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Thinking I'm a deer. And then he puts it on.
Piece of ship looks great and.

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
Looks great and do you know what, Georgia, but who's
from George as horny she's walking around.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
She just went to the bathroom and I know she's
been getting I put it on Instagram. Shut up, you
just the bathroom, say she's unavailable for coming, and you
just sud she was off. To deal with the photo.
She just saw it. Put it on Instagram. If you
want to see him in this, I can't help.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
I will say, regardless of your gender and your current
sexual preference, it's always it can always brings back and
will push me Eric and me and Fleece will bring
lesbians back.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
What I'm going away with one of my friends exclusively women.
I'm going to show with us.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
This is conversion therapy. And I'm personally against conversion therapy. Okay,
right in this form, you know what I mean? I
usually like big, slightly chunky, hairy men.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
No anymore, not of this little wafy Twinkins studio in
maybe this is me now and it takes us. There's
this woman.

Speaker 6 (01:24:00):
Every time Shadow puts up a video or a photo
of man High Verse, the woman's like I'll have them, yeah,
like and Shadow is like, look at this hungry, disty girl,
and I'm like, yeah, it's the High Verse.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
It's Floro.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
The only thing that will stop you from being attracted
to men in the trades is to actually renovate.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
Do you know what I mean? Because the whole look
at them, to mix them is definitely a tic tic tech.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
You deal with them and.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
Yeah, go to hunting and fishing and get a fishing
rod or something. No, that killed it. That killed it
for me, I had a direction. No, it's gone gone.
That thing go. I might have to go to hunting
and fishing, can get a fishing rod? No, gone.

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
Now I'm confused. I've seen something so masculine, so masculine, you.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Don't get a knife with one of those handles with
all the survival stuff inside it, a pocket knife?

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
Knife? Yeah, oh god, I'm going back. I'm confused again,
knives and such. Do we still have time to do
what we're going to do. I don't think we do, probably,
and then we flag it. We'll come up so close
to going home, very close.

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
It's actually for me a privileged to have our audience here,
and I respect every minute that I have their ears
on us.

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
You will get I forget that they're even here. You
before were just hanging out. Now you wanted to talk
about a date. Woman went on. Shall we Okay, you
go now, Yeah, you got me all flustered, though my
heart's racing. Well, I can imagine a gun on a
date with you and your high LUs. You take them
into a.

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
Nice lookout, and you know what has highlights will be
proper muddy, Yeah, proper not a city high larks, proper
muddy and not like, Oh I got I go to
the off road park. No, God, I was going to
talk about this date that this couple went off. Should
we change it to what's what's got your randy?

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
What's got your randy? What's the last thing they got
your randy? What's that's great? That's the unexpected thing that
last got your good? What's the last thing your highs Okay,
Fletcher and high. I don't know. It's a kind of no,
this is great.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
We'll got your randy, sir, or I will consider it
an appropriate workplace conduct because I was kidding about hot
because it's a flee Yeah, how you open it up
seeing the picks. Someone's just screaming on the text machine
in do I go on mine Hailey sprow sprow, Yeah,
oh one hundred dollars idiom you can text us nine

(01:26:29):
six nine sick.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
It's got you all hot and bothered today? The last
thing they got your Randy. You really want to do this,
you really want to do this. It's in the car,
that's right, put on the whiggels.

Speaker 4 (01:26:37):
Well, look, we've derailed the end of the show as
we hit into the weekend because Fletch put on a
high verse and suddenly no.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
One can look him in the eye. It's a high
Ver's fleece. It's a high Ver's fleece, hunting fleece.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
And you would just be like, that's not Randy. How
is that under a couple of buns. She's exposed shoulders.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
The deck of a tage needs some ear. Georgia Birt,
who's from Canterbury. It loves that so hot. Let's spree.

Speaker 1 (01:27:00):
Either said, God, you look good today. I really like
that shirt or you know those jeans or those shoes.

Speaker 4 (01:27:06):
We have got people questioning their sexuality. Everything they new
to be true, so we've changed it. We want to
know what got your Randy's.

Speaker 3 (01:27:15):
U Lara, Laura, Good morning, Lara, Lara, Now, what morning?

Speaker 5 (01:27:22):
How are you well?

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
I'm a little because of this. Now, Lara, what's the
last thing that got you? Randy?

Speaker 10 (01:27:32):
My husband's gonna be simbarrass when he hears me say this,
but it's not a trade.

Speaker 12 (01:27:36):
But man, when he puts on those steelcare boots jobs
around the house, I tell.

Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
You what, this is what born wisdom to work.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
It's odds odd, but it's very comfortable.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Flutters meat that slightly higher around the ankle.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
And then.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Yeah, shorts.

Speaker 4 (01:28:01):
When they're wearing a high top steel cap boot with
a pair of shorts.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
And short short shorts. I want to see something mid shorts.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Lara, thank you for sharing. I don't think your husband's
got anything to be embarrassed about. The anonymous has joined us. Anonymous,
what's the last thing that got you? Randy?

Speaker 12 (01:28:25):
I was moving house recently and I donated a bunch
of stuff to the Salvation Army.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
They got your Randy charity charity are your yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:28:35):
Pretty much?

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Well.

Speaker 12 (01:28:36):
The guy that came to pick it up from the truck,
he was like my aide, really good looking and moving.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
Every one of God's Christian soldiers.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
No, it's the way that those movers pick up a
mattress or a dresser and one fowl swoop and imagine
picking me up like that much chucking the things over
this old as you love that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Pick me next.

Speaker 1 (01:29:04):
Anonymously give a sharing some messages and someone said, the
last thing that got me, Randy was before when Vaughn
was experiencing sexual confusion over Fletch.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
That's that's image I think a few people have had
in their mind.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
So Randy, Yeah, we need to do a Quinn Yeah,
Quinn audio, we could do that duo.

Speaker 11 (01:29:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
My partner got his mullet freshly cut and and then
off the work he went today in fresh hivers and
I was done for oh the you guys. My supervisor
called me a good girl, and I wasmediately Dandy.

Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
What.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Did you get those files done? Wish would call me
a good girl girl? I don't. I hope I need
a witness. It either came in here even just saying
that in my mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
Great show today, good girls, I'll be chemically carstrated by
my own sort of like abortions and repulsion to that
of that ever happens.

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
I'm a straight man. But my friend who's his dad
voice the tele office kid? And I tell you what
got me? Question that? Really?

Speaker 9 (01:30:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
How okay, Jason? You put that down?

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Wow, okay.

Speaker 6 (01:30:15):
Watching my partners sort out his Pokemon cards gets me excited.

Speaker 3 (01:30:18):
Did you make that one up?

Speaker 6 (01:30:19):
No, it's literally you can see its like it feels
like made that one. Just double let's just double check
Jared didn't send that into.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
Made that up? What a turn of events. More high
vers has a rime.

Speaker 1 (01:30:33):
More hivers, hunting and fishing have entered the So the
warehouse is the one that I looked great and it
was kind of the true test there is if you're
going to be able to look good in this the
yellow and a yellow and a yellow because you're definitely
used to have a yellow.

Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
T shirt that always looks on it like it's more
road worker least hunter. I'm more hunter. It is, I'm
more rough hunter. You are more rough hunting. I didn't
see you on the he's putting it on roller.

Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
To be honest, I've got Someone said, we want to
know what got Randy. Someone said, watching Haley on seven
Days last night, they.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
Give them Miranda got the wheels turning.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
I was there.

Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
It was anything you couldn't Maybe did they put a
film of some special effects on? Do they do like
a filter? This one's quite not as good, not as
it's big, not as skirts. It's too big. I think
I will look good at x born a lot good
in this. Yeah, okay, swinging Max or something.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Yeah, that's something that Alfred Morgan sexologists loves the men
chopping wood.

Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
It's also a woman who chops wood at first glance.
Lesbian right and very good shoulders, great shoulders, wraps, pockets
from hunting and fishing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Really a survival knife and little chocolate bars. Yeah, masculine,
it's salmon particularly is.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
Yeah, I'm going hunting for salmon. Yeah, yomen you go
fishing for salmon?

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Hunting shot mine water, I shoot my Salmon's masculine.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
Hour, thank you handed with a gun cock to the side.
And now I'm confused. I actually a silencer because I
like silence in the Yes, he gets to speak with
the big bangs.

Speaker 5 (01:32:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Someone said there's a man on YouTube that solves very
difficult so Doku's something about it makes me flutter in
the sky. Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Okay, more and more messages and what makes you ran
the last than they made your Randy chainsaw chaps.

Speaker 6 (01:32:29):
So somebody said they've got our targeted advertising a chainsaw chaps,
which is really weird because I don't know a chainsaw
as a female like clicked on it and I was.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Like, well, I should have come with the warning. Shouldn't
have been my husband. This one's just the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:44):
My husband at five thirty am this morning, walking around
just with just a T shirt on, his hairy little
wonker's wobbling around.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
The hairy little poking out the bottom of a hem
of a T shirt for me, is so childish.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
You're like, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
There's the walls are grow Yeah, take the shirt off
if you're going to be no, yeah, yeah, be proper nude,
not like just hanging at the bottom of the t sha.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
A guy on Instagram called cycle groover who does dances
in front of his motorbike and is riding and and
there's something about it. You should see the comments. It's
a million followers or something, and it's just woman going crazy.
Cycle groover, Cycle Groover. I mean, motorcycles are hot, but
you'd never marry them because you know, the one just
unpredictable corner away from wrapping themselves around a power.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Yeah. Oh yeah, but you don't see his face under
the house.

Speaker 6 (01:33:36):
That's the mystery. That's what's making that hot. Every time
my husband closes the gas cap.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
Oh yeah, they sort of slam it a like them.

Speaker 1 (01:33:45):
So it's the twist that's the click click click clack
on the lead and then he just snacks it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
He gives it shut. Wish he'd spank me shut like that. Yeah, absolutely,
spank spank me. I think we'll leave it there. We've
had enough.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
Georgia burd is up next and giving him the chances
well down with Synphony Prized.

Speaker 6 (01:34:08):
When Georgia Randy was her partner's bottom, she told us,
and we were just like, that is the most white
bread thing I've ever here.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
I know we dragged it. When we see what was
the last thing that made you randy? She said? Or
my partner? Is it the podcast done? Because I'm busting
for a poose, last thing for a poose. Jesus give
us a review, said Ms Fletch Vaughnon Hailey

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Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 26th July 2024

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.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 26th July 2024